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Описание
План мести Баттерса с помощью искусственного интеллекта дает обратный эффект, вызывая в школе эпидемию фейковых видеороликов, из-за чего детектив Харрис с трудом различает фантазию и реальность.
Субтитры
rus__Forc.srt
rus__Forc.srt
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В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ
НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
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Соберу я свой рюкзак
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и поеду в Саус Парк.
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Дружелюбный здесь народ,
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благочестие цветёт.
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В Саус парк ты приезжаешь
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и печали забываешь.
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Стоит только выйти в свет,
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все кричат: «Привет, сосед!»
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В Саус Парке не печалься,
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отдыхай и расслабляйся.
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В Саус Парке ждут тебя
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мои верные друзья.
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ЮЖНЫЙ ПАРК
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ДЕВОЧКИ
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ПОЛИЦЕЙСКИЙ УЧАСТОК ОКРУГА ПАРК
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НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
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НЕ БОЙСЯ ПРОСИТЬ ПОМОЩИ
КАК ТЫ СЕБЯ ЧУВСТВУЕШЬ?
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У УСПЕХА НЕТ ЦВЕТА
УЛЫБНИСЬ!
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(Говорят по-японски)
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МОТЕЛЬ «МОТОР»
БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ WI-FI
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ГЕНЕРИРУЕМ
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НАЙТИ ТОТОРО! СПАСТИ ДЕТЕЙ!
ПРОПАЛ В НОЯБРЕ
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КАТОК ОКРУГА ПАРК
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СУД ОКРУГА ПАРК
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МОТЕЛЬ «МОТОР»
БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ WI-FI
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СПЕЦИАЛЬНОЕ СООБЩЕНИЕ
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ПРЕЗИДЕНТ ТРАМП В ПРЯМОМ ЭФИРЕ
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СРОЧНЫЕ НОВОСТИ
rus__Rus.srt
rus__Rus.srt
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В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ
НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
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Соберу я свой рюкзак
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и поеду в Саус Парк.
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Дружелюбный здесь народ,
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благочестие цветёт.
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В Саус парк ты приезжаешь
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и печали забываешь.
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Стоит только выйти в свет,
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все кричат: «Привет, сосед!»
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В Саус Парке не печалься,
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отдыхай и расслабляйся.
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В Саус Парке ждут тебя
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мои верные друзья.
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ЮЖНЫЙ ПАРК
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Здравствуйте, я Рэд
из начальной школы Саус Парка.
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Подпишете петицию?
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Конечно, девочка, а что за петиция?
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Хочу, чтобы все нюхали мои пуки!
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Эй, эй, эй, что тут происходит?
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Ого, Санта Клаус!
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Ты была плохой девочкой, Рэд, я нассу тебе на лицо.
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Не стоит этого делать, Санта!
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Хо-хо-хо-хо-хо!
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- Фу!
- Хо-хо-хо!
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Видали?
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Санта Клаус нассал ей на лицо!
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Теперь ты пахнешь как моча Санты.
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Выглядит реалистично.
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Ребята!
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Посмотрите!
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Мы попросили ИИ сделать видео,
где Санта ссыт на Рэд!
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Хо-хо-хо-хо-хо!
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Ну чувак!
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Эти видео очень просто делать!
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Тут Рэд ест какашки, а тут блюёт тампонами.
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Это не круто.
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Да, зачем вы это делаете?
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Рэд сука! Использовала меня!
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Да, пошла она нахер!
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Подлизалась ко мне, чтобы я купил Лабубу.
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Она заслужила!
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Нельзя делать ИИ-порно в целях мести.
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Будут последствия!
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Да что будет?
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ДЕВОЧКИ
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Хо-хо-хо!
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Мелкий говнюк!
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Хо-хо-хо-хо-хо!
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Мелкий говнюк!
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Вся школа видела.
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Баттерс тебя унижает.
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Что я ему сделала?
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Ну, ты типа его использовала.
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Не использовала!
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Он хотел купить мне Лабубу!
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Расскажи директору.
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В школе сказали, что если такое
случится, они позвонят в полицию.
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Не нужно идти к директору.
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Сегодня будет собрание.
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Я сама ему отомщу.
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Так, внимание.
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Политкорректные левые радикалы
промыли вам всем мозги.
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Поэтому сегодня мы учимся
гордиться наследием Америки!
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Смотрим.
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Америка!
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Построена на мечте.
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На идее о том, что почти все
должны быть свободны.
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Когда наши предки ступили
на эту великую землю, они...
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В... Мейфлауэр... Плимут...
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Всем привет!
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Это я, Баттерс.
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А это мой друг Тоторо.
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И знаете, что?
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Я его трахну!
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Да, всё верно, я Баттерс
и я займусь сексом с Тоторо прямо сейчас.
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Что?
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Ну ты и сука!
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Что это такое?
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А я говорил!
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ПОЛИЦЕЙСКИЙ УЧАСТОК ОКРУГА ПАРК
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Миссис Картман, я правильно понял,
государство украло вашего сына?
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Эрик был тяжело болен.
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Ему оставалось жить шесть или семь недель.
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Они сказали, что в Вашингтоне ему помогут.
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И не дали вам поехать с ним? Звучит подозрительно.
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Это всё было так странно.
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Они говорили про нацбезопасность.
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Мне пишут, чтобы держать в курсе,
но я уже не знаю, чему верить.
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Детектив Харрисон, сэр!
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Нам срочно нужно в школу!
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В чём дело?
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Там мальчик.
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Его изнасиловал Тоторо.
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Вот чёрт! Извините!
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мы вернёмся к вам позже.
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Что? А как же Эрик?
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НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
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НЕ БОЙСЯ ПРОСИТЬ ПОМОЩИ
КАК ТЫ СЕБЯ ЧУВСТВУЕШЬ?
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Расскажешь, как всё было?
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У УСПЕХА НЕТ ЦВЕТА
УЛЫБНИСЬ!
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Ничего не знаю!
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Мы видели видео.
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Как долго вы с Тоторо этим занимаетесь?
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Что?
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Я ничего не знаю!
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Слушай, это лесное чучело
не остановить, если ты будешь молчать.
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Мне нужно знать, где вы встретились
и как выглядит его пенис.
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- Сэр, вам стоит взглянуть.
- Что там?
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Другого ученика этой школы
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недавно изнасиловал... Попай.
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Попай? Этот сукин сын!
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Я ничего не знаю!
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Огооо!
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Боже правый!
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Господи! Что тут происходит?
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Мы думаем, что Тоторо и Попай работают вместе.
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Должна быть связь.
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Изнасилования, пропажа Картмана.
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Саус Парк стремительно тонет в говне.
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Сэр?
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Происходит что-то ужасное, Митч,
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и я выясню, что.
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Босс!
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Прошу, не злитесь на меня.
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Всё, что я сделал...
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было ради вас!
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Ты мной манипулировал!
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Ты хотел, чтобы я избавился от ребёнка Сатаны!
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Да, потому что я знаю, что вы этого хотите.
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Я просто пытался вам помочь.
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Ради вас — что угодно!
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Вы...
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самый лучший босс
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в моей жизни.
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Я хочу, чтобы вы были счастливы.
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Да, я не хочу ребёнка!
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Но все так этого ждут!
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Никуда не деться.
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Я знаю парня.
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Прямо сейчас он в Колорадо.
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Он эксперт в таких делах.
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Мы не пытаемся тебя пристыдить.
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Мы хотим знать, что с тобой сделал Попай.
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Ну... Я не понимаю.
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Не говори, что девочки мстили тебе за то,
что ты помогал мне мстить им!
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Мы ничего не знаем!
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Тоторо вас запугал?
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Вы не должны их защищать.
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Сэр, к этому ребёнку пришла Studio Ghibli.
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Что за Studio Ghibli?
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Какие-то японцы, представляют Тоторо.
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Ты!
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Ты трахать Тоторо!
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Тоторо — частная собственность Studio Ghibli!
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Тоторо уже нанял адвокатов?
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Надо тысячи художников,
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три года сделать Тоторо!
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А ты две минуты делать дерьмо,
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и трахать Тоторо!
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Studio Ghibli не сакуин!
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Что?
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Но мы ничего не делали!
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Так, я не понимаю никого из присутствующих.
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Ты стоп!
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Это тсырк, оштанови́шь!
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Тсырк, оштанови́шь!
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Митч, уведи их!
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(Говорят по-японски)
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Нельзя делать всё, что хочешь
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с чужой частный собственность!
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Привет мам, это мой первый день в Вашингтоне.
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Тут большая острая штука. Это монумент.
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И ещё тут озеро. Всё хорошо.
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Привет мам. Я просто хотел сказать, что я в порядке.
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Мам, тут стоит замок
и все пахнут попкорном! Как круто!
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У меня всё хорошо. Нет, киса, это мой пирог!
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Люблю сырные тузы.
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Уважай меня, пока!
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О, Эрик!
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Мама так скучает.
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МОТЕЛЬ «МОТОР»
БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ WI-FI
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«Мальчик из Саус Парка
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говорит маме, что всё хорошо
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и что он скоро ... вернётся».
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Пошёл нахер!
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То, что ты делаешь, не круто!
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«Мальчик жирный и капризный».
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ГЕНЕРИРУЕМ
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Всё хорошо. Люблю сырные тузы.
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Мне уже лучше, скоро приеду. Уважай меня!
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Да все же поймут, что это не я!
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Я лет пять про сырные тузы не говорил.
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Заткнись!
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Скоро мы поедем в Вашингтон.
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И ты поможешь остановить рождение антихриста.
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И мы спасём мир.
00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:25,950
Это не бесплатно!
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,690
Хочешь использовать меня — плати!
00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:31,940
Иначе ты не заставишь меня делать странные вещи!
00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:34,240
Таков наш мир, пацан.
00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,560
Тебя могут заставить делать что угодно.
00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:43,230
Киса, это мои полномочия! Пирог!
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,550
Я очень много работаю.
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:01,550
Я думаю, что я заслужил немного отдохнуть.
00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:04,070
Конечно, босс.
00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:07,060
Этот ребёнок вас выматывает.
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,240
Я пробовал клиники абортов и таблетки,
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,310
но ребёнок никак не умрёт!
00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:16,530
Поэтому нам поможет мой парень из Колорадо.
00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:19,330
Только он остановит антихриста.
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,750
Если мы привезём его в Вашингтон, то мы...
00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:23,990
Что вы делаете?
00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,840
Эээй, расслабься!
00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:27,990
У нас важная встреча!
00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,500
И о чём говорите?
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,120
Это насчёт государства, Сатана.
00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,830
Ладно, видимо, я снова иду к педиатру один.
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,340
Эй, расслабься, так надо!
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,300
Какой же ты кусок дерьма!
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,150
Видишь? Вечно орёт.
00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:49,660
Я заслуживаю лучшего!
00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:52,320
Да, босс. Это так.
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:55,070
Поэтому просто доверьтесь мне.
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,930
Никто не понимает вас так, как я.
00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:01,310
Никто, босс.
00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,060
Рэд, можно тебя?
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:20,710
Да, Кайл.
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,140
Я хочу помочь вам помириться.
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,050
Как именно?
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,070
История с Sora вышла из-под контроля.
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,720
Баттерс это начал, а вы ему отомстили
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:36,660
и сделали видео с Кенни,
но нам... нужно уважать друг друга.
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,400
Знаешь, ты прав, Кайл. Ты и правда умный.
00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:44,530
Спасибо! Я это чувствую. Я же еврей.
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,850
Простите, вас зовут Кайл?
00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,750
Ого, это Друпи!
00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,620
Да, Друпи. Я Кайл.
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,030
Знаешь, что?
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,760
Сейчас я насру тебе в рот.
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,980
О нет, Друпи, не надо!
00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,820
Плохой пёс!
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,130
А вот и дерьмо.
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,380
Нравится, тупой еврей?
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,220
Чё за херня?
00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:11,700
Видишь? Теперь и про тебя сделали.
00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:14,940
- А я что сделал?
- Я же сказал, неважно!
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,390
Рэд просто сука!
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,920
Твоему еврейскому рту нравится дерьмо?
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,760
Но надо признать, реалистичность впечатляет.
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,760
Не впечатляет! Это кошмар!
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,620
- Почему это законно?
- Да ничего святого!
00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,910
Остаётся только ответить им тем же.
00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:34,580
Посмотрим, понравится ли Рэд видео с Блуи.
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,420
Да!
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,930
НАЙТИ ТОТОРО! СПАСТИ ДЕТЕЙ!
ПРОПАЛ В НОЯБРЕ
00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:46,030
Двенадцать инцидентов за четырнадцать часов.
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,260
И ни один ребёнок не дал показания?
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:51,120
Они не хотят говорить.
00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,410
У нас кончается время.
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,220
Эти насильники скоро тоже
наймут себе адвокатов.
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,280
Мы не адвокаты!
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,180
Studio Ghibli делать Тоторо
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:05,260
с карандаш и краска!
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,860
Мы не печатать слова в тупом приложении Sora!
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:16,220
Никто не понимает, что вы говорите,
я не знаю, что ответить.
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,720
Никто не сотрудничает.
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,880
Все дети говорят одно и то же:
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:23,300
«Это не я, это кто-то другой».
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,670
Таким стал наш город, Митч.
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,730
Дети не говорят с копами,
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:30,940
но сделают всё, что скажут Рокки и Буллвинкль.
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:33,870
Точно!
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,100
Нам нужно одеться как эти насильники
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:39,330
и втереться в доверие ребёнка.
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,880
Да. Что у тебя?
00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,950
Всё идёт по плану.
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,210
У нас есть одобрение Трампа.
00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,720
Президент знает наш план?
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,350
Да.
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,610
Мы с ним пришли к соглашению.
00:13:58,980 --> 00:13:59,950
Что говорит?
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,320
Но пока действовать рано.
00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:05,040
Сможешь ещё подержать ребёнка?
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,280
Конечно. С Sora 2 я заставлю его делать что угодно.
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,620
Пошёл ты нахер!
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,170
Какой же отстой!
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,350
Но босс, а как же Сатана?
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,150
Я хочу знать, что такое любовь!
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:43,180
О, босс, он такой большой!
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,100
СПАЛЬНЯ ЛИНКОЛЬНА
00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:50,540
Я хочу почувствовать любовь!
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,890
О, босс!
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,380
Босс!
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,900
Да, босс!
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,350
Да, босс!
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:09,080
КАТОК ОКРУГА ПАРК
00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:14,400
Долго нам ещё этой хернёй страдать?
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,400
Раньше всё было логично.
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:21,570
Мы вкладывались. Работали.
00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:24,100
Но то, что мы видим сейчас...
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:29,090
Как будто кто-то тряхнул снежным шаром
и сказал: «Разбирайтесь теперь!»
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,450
Я тоже ничего не понимаю.
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,480
Может, мы слишком старые?
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,880
Раньше преступники были нормальными.
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,100
Но сейчас у преступников лица, которые могут
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:46,660
превращаться в апельсины,
которые едят апельсины.
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,990
В такой момент думаешь,
00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:52,130
что твоя работа бессмысленна.
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,730
Смотрите! Ребёнок.
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:57,550
За дело.
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:02,070
Эй, девочка. Мы Рокки и Буллвинкль.
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,520
Хочешь развлечься?
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,840
СУД ОКРУГА ПАРК
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:16,300
Полиция Саус Парка работала под прикрытием,
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:19,360
чтобы наконец раскрыть это дело.
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:25,940
Эти мальчики своими действиями
унижали невинную девочку.
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:30,660
Ты говоришь, что мальчики
тебя использовали, верно?
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:35,170
Да! Они заставили меня
делать то, что мне не свойственно.
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,260
Что именно они заставляли делать?
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:43,660
Они заставили меня сходить
в туалет в очень плохом месте.
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:47,870
Они предложили какую-либо компенсацию?
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,690
Ни единого цента!
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,070
Что тут происходит?
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:57,580
Они что, обвиняют детей?
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,300
Это же бред!
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,470
Не пойти бы тебе нахер, Блуи?
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,510
Тишина в заде суда!
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:08,670
Моего клиента представили
в ложном свете, мальчики виновны!
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,370
Они вообще не виноваты!
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:11,940
Это всё я!
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,960
Я всё это начал.
00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,390
Из-за разбитого сердца.
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,870
Я сделал видео с помощью Sora 2.
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,320
Я видел, что Эрик делает видео,
чтобы не ходить в школу.
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:25,780
И я решил так проучить эту суку Рэд!
00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,360
Это всё я!
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,940
Стоп, видео Эрика Картмана
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:35,300
создаются кем-то для искажения правды?
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:38,240
Это всё Тоторо!
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:41,010
Отследите IP-адрес, поймаем ублюдка!
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:46,200
МОТЕЛЬ «МОТОР»
БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ WI-FI
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,230
Стояяять!
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:52,810
Ребёнок здесь!
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,740
Вы совершаете ошибку.
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,060
Я знаю влиятельных людей.
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,340
О, я в курсе.
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:03,070
Но никакой «котобус» не увезёт тебя от правосудия.
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:04,770
Мама!
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,030
О, Эрик, ты в порядке!
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:11,890
Какого чёрта ты не поняла,
что эти видео ненастоящие?
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,210
Они были очень реалистичными!
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,660
Когда я в последний раз ел пирог, тупая сука?
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,570
Закройте его с японскими адвокатами.
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:28,740
Митч, мы только что накрыли
сообщество насильников под названием Sora 2.
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:29,730
Хорошая работа.
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:32,500
Детектив Харрисон, взгляните на это.
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:35,120
Он не просто делал видео.
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,030
У него камеры по всему Белому дому.
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,080
- Белому дому?
- Да.
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:43,380
Тут видео с Президентом из спальни Линкольна.
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,500
О, босс!
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:46,770
Босс!
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:47,720
Господи!
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,660
Да, босс!
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,060
Да, бооосс!
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:54,130
Боже, какого дьявола тут происходит?
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:54,990
О нет.
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,800
Когда Fox News это увидят, им не понравится.
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,000
СПЕЦИАЛЬНОЕ СООБЩЕНИЕ
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:04,820
Вы смотрите... Fox... News...
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:06,690
Экстренный выпуск.
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,830
Сегодня из Белого дома грустные новости.
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:17,780
Камера видеонаблюдения в спальне Линкольна
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:22,560
сняла близкие отношения Президента
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,850
с вице-президентом Вэнсом.
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:28,370
Прямой репортаж из Белого дома.
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,430
Здравствуйте...
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,140
Новости и правда огорчают.
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:40,850
Мы не знаем, зачем Президент
так поступил, ведь пара ждёт ребёнка.
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,290
Видимо, мы не поймём...
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,740
Простите, вынуждена вас прервать.
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:50,700
Мы только что получили сообщение,
что нам звонит Президент.
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,516
Сэр, вы здесь?
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,068
ПРЕЗИДЕНТ ТРАМП В ПРЯМОМ ЭФИРЕ
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,580
Алло? Да, здравствуйте.
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,470
Мистер Президент, что происходит?
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,130
Мы делаем великие вещи!
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:04,884
Джо Байдену и не снилось! Всё хорошо!
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,730
А что у вас с вице-президентом?
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:10,140
Эй, расслабься!
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,430
Мы пытаемся расслабиться, но мы все видели видео.
00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:15,890
Это подделка!
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:18,270
Это... Это всё Sora 2.
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,000
- Подделка?
- Да, это всё Sora 2!
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:23,380
Это подделка!
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,740
Это подделка! Слава богу!
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,170
Конечно! Как мы могли сомневаться?
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,180
СРОЧНЫЕ НОВОСТИ
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:33,500
Срочные новости о фейковой новости на Fox News!
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:38,580
Президент на самом деле
не занимался сексом с вице-президентом.
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:48,320
Клянись всем на свете, что это видео — подделка!
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,450
Конечно это подделка!
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:53,172
Просто очень похоже на правду.
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,760
Я клянусь нашим ребёнком!
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:57,410
Я бы так не поступил!
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,820
Расслабься!
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,120
- Ладно.
- Отлично!
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,172
Я пойду перекушу.
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,930
- Тебе что-нибудь принести?
- Нет, спасибо.
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,690
Ну, как обстоят дела?
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:18,370
Детектив из Колорадо очень упрямый, босс.
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,948
Не отдаёт Питера Тиля.
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,930
Как это не отдаёт?
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:24,440
Я же Президент!
00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:26,080
Не волнуйтесь, босс.
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,420
Мы не позволим этому городу
помешать нашим планам.
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:45,630
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Hello, sir.
My name is Red,
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and I go to
South Park Elementary.
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Would you like to sign
my petition?
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Why sure, little girl.
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What's your petition for?
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It's to try and get everyone
to smell my farts.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's going on here?
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Oh, wow, Santa Claus!
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You've been a bad girl, Red,
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so I'm gonna piss
in your face now.
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Oh, no, you better not,
Santa!
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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- Ew!
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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See?
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And then Santa Claus pisses
in her face!
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There, now you smell
like Santa's piss.
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Wow, that looks pretty real.
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Hey, fellas!
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Fellas, check this out!
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Me and Kenny made
a generative AI video
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of Red getting pissed on
by Santa Claus.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Aw, dude.
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It's really easy,
you can make the videos online.
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We made one
of Red eating dog shit,
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and one of Red
barfing up tampons.
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Dude, that's not cool.
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Yeah, why would you guys
do this to her?
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'Cause Red's a bitch!
She totally used me.
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Red pretended she liked me
to get me to buy her a Labubu.
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That bitch deserves it.
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You shouldn't be using AI to
make revenge porn, Butters.
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That's gonna totally backfire.
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Ah, what's gonna happen?
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Ho, ho, ho, ho.
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That little shit!
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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That little shit!
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It's already
all over the school.
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Butters is trying
to humiliate you.
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What the hell
did I do to him?
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Well, you did kind of
use him.
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I didn't use him.
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He wanted to buy me a Labubu.
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You should go tell
the principal, Red.
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They said if anyone made
these kind of videos
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of other students,
they'd call the police.
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I don't need to tell
the principal.
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There's gonna be a big assembly
this afternoon.
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I'll get Butters back myself.
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All right, everyone,
listen up.
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As you know, most of your
brains have been sucked void
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of common sense
by the woke radical left.
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And so today's topic is about
having some pride
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in America's heritage!
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Pay attention.
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America.
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It was built on a dream.
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An idea that almost all people
should be free.
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When our forefathers first
came to this great nation,
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they----in the--
--Mayflower--
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Plymouth--
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♪ Totoro, Totoro
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♪ Totoro, Totoro
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Well, hey, everybody!
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It's me, Butters.
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And this is my friend, Totoro.
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And you know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna fuck him.
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Yep, that's right,
I'm Butters,
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and I'm gonna have sex
with Totoro right now.
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Oh! Oh.
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Whoa!
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Oh, you bitch!
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What the hell is this?
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I told him.
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All right, Mrs. Cartman,
let me get this straight.
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You say the government...
took your child?
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Eric was very sick.
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The doctor said
he only had
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another six or seven weeks
to live.
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And these people said
they could help him
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if they took him to Washington.
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And they didn't invite you
to go alone?
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Seems a little farfetched.
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It was all so confusing.
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They said it was about
national security.
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I've been getting updates
and emails,
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but I don't even know
what to believe anymore.
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Detective Harris, sir,
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we need to get down
to the school right away.
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What's the matter?
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There's a young boy there, sir.
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Appears he's been molested
by Totoro.
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Holy shit!
Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.
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We'll look into it for you
when we can.
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But what about Eric?
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All right, kid, you wanna
tell me what happened?
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I don't know nuttin'!
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We've seen the video, kid.
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How long have you and Totoro
been sexually active?
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What?
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I don't know nuttin'!
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Look, that forest-dwelling
piece of shit
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is just gonna keep doing this
to kids
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unless you talk to us.
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I wanna know where
you met Totoro,
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and I want a description
of his penis.
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Sir, you better come
take a look at this.
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What is it?
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There's another young student
here at this school
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that appears to have just been
raped by Popeye.
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Popeye?
That son of a bitch!
00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,605
I don't know nuttin'!
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Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck.
00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,957
Oh-ho, whoa!
Yuck...
00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,829
Jesus Christ.
00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,396
Yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck, oh...
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Oh, my God!
What the hell is going on here?
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We think Totoro and Popeye
might somehow
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be working together, sir.
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This all has to be connected.
00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,844
A string of rapes,
the missing Cartman boy--
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South Park's going to shit
right before our eyes.
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Sir?
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There's something very wrong
going on here, Mitch,
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and I'm gonna find out what.
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Boss,
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please don't be mad at me.
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Everything I did...
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I did for you.
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You were manipulating me.
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This whole time, you've been
trying to get me
00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,886
to get rid of Satan's baby.
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Yes, because I know you want
to get rid of the baby, boss.
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I was just trying to help you.
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I would do anything for you.
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You...
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are the greatest boss
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I ever had.
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And I just want you
to be happy.
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Of course
I don't want the baby,
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but everyone's so excited.
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I can't get out of it.
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I have a guy, boss.
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He's in Colorado right now.
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He is an expert in all of this.
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Nobody's here to
embarrass you, all right son?
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We just wanna know what
happened between you and Popeye.
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You can't tell 'em
the girls did it to you
00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,205
'cause you helped me
or they're gonna know
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we did it to them first!
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We don't know nothing!
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Did Totoro tell you
to say that?
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You don't need
to protect these scumbags.
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Sir,
there's a Studio Ghibli here
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that wants to talk to the kid.
00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,524
What's s Studio Ghibli?
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Some Japanese guys,
say they represent Totoro.
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You!
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You fuck Totoro!
00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:29,884
Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!
00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,320
Ah, Totoro's already got
some lawyers, huh?
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It takes hundreds of artists
00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,673
three years to make Totoro!
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And in two minutes
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you spit out you shit
00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,201
and fuck Totoro!
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Studio Ghibli no sakuhin!
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What?
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All right, I can't understand
a word anyone here is saying.
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You stop!
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This is a "shi-shu"
and "deshishto!"
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"Shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
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Mitch, get 'em outta here!
00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,439
Shimatta!
00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,573
Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta!
00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:10,706
You cannot just do
whatever you want
00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:15,277
with someone else's IP!
00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,453
Yo, what's up, Mom?
It's your boy, Eric,
00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,194
live from Washington, D.C.
Day one, baby.
00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,238
Look,
that's a big pointy thing--
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uh, the Washington Monument.
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,805
Whole reflection pool's
right there.
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,676
It's like a giant bathtub,
but with ducks.
00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,026
Everything's great. Promise.
00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,680
Hey, Mom, it's me.
Just want you to know
00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,986
I am totally safe
and in no danger whatsoever.
00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,161
Dude, there's a castle
at the end of the street
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and everyone smells
like popcorn.
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This is unreal, forever.
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Just want to let everyone know
I'm safe and sound.
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No, kitty, that's my pot pie!
00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,779
I love Cheesy Poofs and--
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Rawr! Respect my authority!
Bye!
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Oh, Eric,
00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,739
Mommy misses you.
00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,397
"A boy from South Park
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"tells his mom he's doing good
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,968
and he'll be home soon."
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,230
Hey, dude, fuck you.
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,926
That is totally not cool,
what you're doing.
00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,539
"The boy is fat
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:03,585
and authoritative."
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,631
Hey, Mom,
things are good here.
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:05,979
I love Cheesy Poofs!
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,371
I'm just stoked
to be feeling better,
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,939
and I'll be home soon.
Respect my authority!
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,201
Bro, everyone's gonna know
that's not really me.
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,639
I haven't even talked
about Cheesy Poofs
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:13,726
in, like, five years.
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,250
You shut up!
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,207
We'll be going
to Washington soon,
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,819
and then you're gonna help me
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,995
stop the antichrist
from being born.
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:24,519
And we're gonna save the world.
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,434
Not for free, dude!
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,307
If you wanna use me, then you
gotta pay a motherfucker.
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,092
You don't get to make me go do
a bunch of weird shit
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,484
that I would normally never do.
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,965
It's the world you live in, kid.
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:40,449
Anyone can make you
do anything they want.
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,190
No, kitty,
that's my authority!
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,583
Pot pie!
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:58,075
I word really hard.
You know?
00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:02,384
I just feel like I deserve
to relax a bit, guy.
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,821
Of course you do, boss.
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,693
This baby is too much for you.
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,610
I tried abortion clinics,
Plan B,
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,916
but this baby just won't die!
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:16,703
And that is how my guy in
Colorado can help us, boss.
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,922
Only he can stop the antichrist.
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:23,056
If we bring him here,
to Washington, then we can--
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,405
What are you guys doing?
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,668
Hey, relax, guy!
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,106
We're having
an important meeting!
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,891
What are you talking about?
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,675
It's government stuff, Satan.
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,678
OK, so I guess
I'm going to the pediatrician
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,244
by myself again.
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,463
Hey, relax, guy!
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,335
We have to do this.
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,859
You're such a piece of shit.
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,689
You see?
Always bitching at me.
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,301
I should be treated better
than that.
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,695
Yes, boss, you should.
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,785
That's why you need to trust me.
00:10:55,916 --> 00:11:00,093
Nobody feels for you
the way that I do.
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,791
Nobody, boss.
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,852
Hey, Red, can we talk to you?
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,288
Sure, Kyle.
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:24,945
I'm here to help Butters
try to call a truce.
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,728
What kind of truce?
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,514
It's just all this Sora stuff
is kinda getting out of hand.
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,863
I know Butters started it,
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,213
so then you guys made one
of him,
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,258
but then you guys made one
of Kenny,
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,348
and I just think we all need
to respect each other more.
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,306
You know what?
You're right, Kyle.
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,916
You're really a smart guy.
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,528
Thanks, Red.
I feel like a smart guy.
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,140
It's 'cause I'm a Jew.
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,230
Excuse me, is your name Kyle?
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,145
Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog!
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,885
Hey, Droopy Dog.
Yeah, I'm Kyle.
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,670
You know what?
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,238
I'm gonna take a shit
in your mouth.
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,283
Oh, no, Droopy Dog,
don't shit in my mouth!
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328
Bad dog!
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,243
Here it comes.
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,856
You like that, you dumb Jew?
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,380
- Dude, what the hell?
- You see?
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,992
The girls did one
about you now.
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,601
What the hell did I do?
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,256
It don't matter, I told you!
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,039
Red's just a bitch.
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,827
You like that hot shit
in your Jew mouth?
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785
I mean, you got to admit
it's pretty impressive.
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,265
It looks really real.
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,006
It's not impressive!
It's fucked up.
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,529
How is this even legal?
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,052
Nothing's sacred, Kyle.
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,402
All you can do is fight fire
with fire.
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,056
Well, then let's see
how Red likes it
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841
when we make one of her
and Bluey.
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:35,971
Yeah!
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,634
We've had 12 new cases
in the past 14 hours,
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,811
and you're telling me we can't
get one kid to testify?
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,683
None of the kids will talk, sir.
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,121
We're running out of time
here, people.
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,340
These predators are all gonna
start lawyering up
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,602
like Totoro did.
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,822
We're not lawyer!
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,477
Studio Ghibli make Totoro
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,871
with pencil and paint,
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:10,528
not by typing sentence
on stupid Sora app!
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,662
Nobody can understand
anything you're saying,
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,186
so I don't know
what to tell you, buddy.
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,232
We're just getting
no cooperation.
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,451
Every kid we interview,
we get the same thing.
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,890
"That's not me.
Someone else did that."
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,066
That's the South Park
we're living in, Mitch.
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,503
Kids won't talk to a cop,
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,636
but they'll do anything Rocky
and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do.
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,421
That's it.
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,424
We gotta go undercover
as a couple of these predators
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,601
and gain a little kid's trust.
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,435
Yeah. What's going on?
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,437
Everything is OK.
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,918
We have Trump's approval now.
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,834
The president knows
of our plans?
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,096
Yes.
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,142
He and I are on the same page.
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,491
What's he say?
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,884
But we cannot proceed
just yet.
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,495
Can you keep the child on ice
a little longer?
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,411
No problem--with Sora 2,
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,849
I can make the South Park kid
do just about anything.
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,851
Dude, fuck you.
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,504
That is so lame.
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:25,386
But boss, what about Satan?
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,660
♪ I want to know
what love is ♪
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,883
Oh, boss, it's so big.
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:50,411
♪ I want to feel
what love is ♪
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,719
♪ I know you can show me ♪
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,505
Oh, boss!
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,854
Boss!
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,685
Yes, boss!
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:16,566
How much longer we gotta do
this shit, Mitch?
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,787
You remember
when things made sense?
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,311
You put your time in.
You did the work.
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,358
But now this stuff
we're seeing,
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,665
it's like someone shook
the snow globe and said,
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,754
"Here you go,
make sense of this."
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,019
I don't understand it much
either, sir.
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:36,325
Maybe we're just too old.
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,808
We used to go after
normal criminals.
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:43,593
But now the criminals have
faces that can just start
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:47,381
turning into oranges
that eat other oranges.
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,905
That's when you realize
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,996
maybe the job doesn't need you
anymore.
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,738
Hey, look.
Kid's coming out.
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,828
Let's do this.
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,351
Hey there, little girl.
It's Rocky and Bullwinkle.
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,353
You looking for a good time?
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,845
The South Park Police
Department had to go undercover
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,978
in order to finally get
to the truth in this case.
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,632
And what the evidence will show
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,156
is that an innocent girl
was humiliated
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:27,072
by the actions of these boys.
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,989
All right, little girl,
you say the boys just used you.
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773
Is that right?
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,383
That's right.
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,645
They made me do things
I would normally never do.
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:39,171
Exactly what kinds of things?
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,261
They made me
go to the bathroom
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,960
in a very, very bad place.
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,178
And did the suspects
offer you
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,615
any kind of compensation?
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,879
I didn't make one cent!
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,666
What the hell is going on?
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,972
They're turning the kids
into the victims?
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,843
This whole thing stinks!
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,977
Why don't you go fuck yourself,
Bluey?
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,980
Order! Order!
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,069
My client has been
misrepresented,
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071
and these boys are going
to jail!
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,855
It wasn't their fault,
all right?
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,466
It's all my fault!
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,556
This all started with me,
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,905
because my heart was broken.
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,300
I made the first videos
using Sora 2.
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,865
I saw the ones
Eric Cartman made
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,651
to get out of going to school,
and I thought
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132
I could make these about Red
'cause the bitch deserves it.
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,785
But it was just me.
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,312
Wait, you're saying
that the Eric Cartman videos
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096
are all being created
by someone
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,881
to distort the truth?
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,708
That's gotta be Totoro!
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,668
Trace the IP address, and let's
get the son of a bitch!
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,501
Ah!
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,853
Freeze!
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,595
We got the kid, sir.
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,030
You're making a big mistake.
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,293
I have powerful connections.
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,774
Oh, I know you do.
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,558
But no magical Catbus is gonna
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,299
whisk you away from justice
this time.
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,128
Mom!
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,477
Oh, Eric, you're safe!
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,523
How the hell did it take you
this long
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,395
to figure out
those videos of me were fake?
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,918
Oh, well, they looked
so real, sweetie.
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,575
When is the last time I even
ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,055
Get him out of here.
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,667
Lock him up
with the Japanese lawyers.
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,756
Well, Mitch, looks like
we just busted a huge community
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,890
of online rapists
called Sora 2.
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,630
Great job, sir.
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,590
Detective Harris,
you better take a look at this.
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,548
This guy didn't just
make videos.
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,071
He also has
surveillance equipment
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,639
all over the White House.
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,553
- White House?
- Yeah.
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,337
He's got this video
of the president
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,948
in the Lincoln Bedroom.
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,906
Oh, boss!
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,300
Boss!
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,562
Jesus Christ.
Yes, boss!
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,565
Yes, boss!
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,394
Oh, my God, what the hell
is going on here?
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,873
Oh, boy.
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,921
When Fox News sees this,
they are not gonna be happy.
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:05,578
This is a...
Fox News...
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,276
special alert.
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,804
Some, uh, very troubling news
from the White House today.
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:17,764
Apparently, a security camera
in the Lincoln Bedroom
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:23,117
has caught President Trump
having... relations
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,860
with Vice President Vance.
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,732
Fox News is live
at the White House.
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,128
Yeah, hey.
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,305
Definitely disheartening news
here.
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,655
Why the president would do this
to Satan
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:42,049
with a baby on the way,
we don't know.
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,704
Guess it's anyone's guess why--
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,227
Sorry, sorry, we gotta
interrupt you there.
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,187
Uh, we just got word
that the president is
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,972
calling in to "Fox & Friends."
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,366
Are you there, sir?
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,152
Hello?
Hi? Hello?
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,938
Yes. Mr. President,
what is going on?
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,635
Oh, we're doing
some great things here.
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,246
More than Sleepy Joe Biden
ever did!
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,682
Everything's great!
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,162
Well, what about you
and the vice president?
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:11,034
Hey, relax, guy!
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,646
We're trying to relax, sir,
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,864
but we've all seen
the security footage.
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,258
No, that's fake!
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,695
That's all--it's all Sora 2.
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,261
It's fake?
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,221
Yeah, guy,
that's all Sora 2!
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,091
That's all fake!
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,138
Oh, it's fake!
Oh, thank God!
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,662
Of course it was fake.
How could we have doubted it?
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,928
This is a Fox News
fake news alert.
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,755
Totally fake news today
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:39,063
as the president did not have
sex with the vice president.
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,681
You swear on everything
that video was fake.
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,945
Of course it's fake, Satan!
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,687
OK, 'cause it looks
really real.
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,124
Satan, I swear on the baby.
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,734
I wouldn't do that to you.
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,431
Relax, guy.
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,911
- OK.
- Great.
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,087
Well, I gotta go get a snack.
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,786
You want anything
from downstairs?
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,266
No, I'm good.
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,143
All right,
what's the situation?
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,146
The detective in Colorado
is very stubborn, boss.
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,496
He will not give us
Peter Thiel.
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,282
How can he not hand him over?
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,891
I'm the president!
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,459
Don't worry, boss.
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,895
We will not let that town
get in the way
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,854
of our plans together.
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eng__SDH.srt
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- ♪ I'm goin' down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time
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- ♪ Friendly faces
everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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- ♪ I'm goin' down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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- ♪ Ample parking day
or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,675
- ♪ I'm headin' on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see
if I can't unwind ♪
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- ♪ [mumbling] ♪
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- ♪ Come on down
to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends
of mine ♪
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[knocking on door]
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- Hello, sir.
My name is Red,
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and I go to
South Park Elementary.
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Would you like to sign
my petition?
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- Why sure, little girl.
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What's your petition for?
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- It's to try and get everyone
to smell my farts.
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[farts loudly]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's going on here?
00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,323
- Oh, wow, Santa Claus!
00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,107
- You've been a bad girl, Red,
00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:06,153
so I'm gonna piss
in your face now.
00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:08,676
- Oh, no, you better not,
Santa!
00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:10,505
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:11,461
- Ew!
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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- [gurgling]
00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:16,945
- [laughs]
See?
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And then Santa Claus pisses
in her face!
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SANTA: There, now you smell
like Santa's piss.
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- Wow, that looks pretty real.
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- Hey, fellas!
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Fellas, check this out!
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Me and Kenny made
a generative AI video
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of Red getting pissed on
by Santa Claus.
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SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
RED: [gurgling]
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- Aw, dude.
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- It's really easy,
you can make the videos online.
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We made one
of Red eating dog shit,
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and one of Red
barfing up tampons.
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- Dude, that's not cool.
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- Yeah, why would you guys
do this to her?
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- 'Cause Red's a bitch!
She totally used me.
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- [muffled speech]
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- Red pretended she liked me
to get me to buy her a Labubu.
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That bitch deserves it.
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- You shouldn't be using AI to
make revenge porn, Butters.
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That's gonna totally backfire.
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- Ah, what's gonna happen?
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SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho.
RED: [gurgling]
00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,557
That little shit!
SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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- That little shit!
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- It's already
all over the school.
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Butters is trying
to humiliate you.
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- What the hell
did I do to him?
00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,783
- Well, you did kind of
use him.
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- I didn't use him.
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He wanted to buy me a Labubu.
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- You should go tell
the principal, Red.
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They said if anyone made
these kind of videos
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of other students,
they'd call the police.
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- I don't need to tell
the principal.
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There's gonna be a big assembly
this afternoon.
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I'll get Butters back myself.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- All right, everyone,
listen up.
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As you know, most of your
brains have been sucked void
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of common sense
by the woke radical left.
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And so today's topic is about
having some pride
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in America's heritage!
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Pay attention.
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[militaristic music playing]
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ANNOUNCER: America.
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It was built on a dream.
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An idea that almost all people
should be free.
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When our forefathers first
came to this great nation,
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they--[static]--in the--
[static]--Mayflower--
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Plymouth--
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- ♪ Totoro, Totoro
00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,835
♪ Totoro, Totoro
00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,575
♪ ♪
00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:06,664
- Well, hey, everybody!
00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,057
It's me, Butters.
00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,058
[upbeat music playing]
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And this is my friend, Totoro.
00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,582
And you know what I'm gonna do?
00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,236
I'm gonna fuck him.
00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,152
Yep, that's right,
I'm Butters,
00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,763
and I'm gonna have sex
with Totoro right now.
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- Oh! Oh.
00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,592
[groans]
00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:23,507
[indistinct chatter]
00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,030
- Whoa!
00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,945
Oh, you bitch!
00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,992
- What the hell is this?
00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,384
- I told him.
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♪
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[dramatic music]
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- All right, Mrs. Cartman,
let me get this straight.
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You say the government...
took your child?
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- Eric was very sick.
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The doctor said
he only had
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another six or seven weeks
to live.
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And these people said
they could help him
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if they took him to Washington.
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- And they didn't invite you
to go alone?
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Seems a little farfetched.
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- It was all so confusing.
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They said it was about
national security.
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I've been getting updates
and emails,
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but I don't even know
what to believe anymore.
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- Detective Harris, sir,
00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,768
we need to get down
to the school right away.
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- What's the matter?
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- There's a young boy there, sir.
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Appears he's been molested
by Totoro.
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- Holy shit!
Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.
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We'll look into it for you
when we can.
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- But what about Eric?
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[indistinct
police radio chatter]
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- All right, kid, you wanna
tell me what happened?
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- I don't know nuttin'!
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- We've seen the video, kid.
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How long have you and Totoro
been sexually active?
00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,015
- What?
00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:40,366
I don't know nuttin'!
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- Look, that forest-dwelling
piece of shit
00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,718
is just gonna keep doing this
to kids
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unless you talk to us.
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I wanna know where
you met Totoro,
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and I want a description
of his penis.
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- Sir, you better come
take a look at this.
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- What is it?
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- There's another young student
here at this school
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that appears to have just been
raped by Popeye.
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- Popeye?
That son of a bitch!
00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,605
- I don't know nuttin'!
00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,128
POPEYE: Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck.
00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,957
Oh-ho, whoa!
Yuck...
00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,829
- Jesus Christ.
00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,396
POPEYE: Yuck, yuck, yuck,
yuck, yuck, oh...
00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:13,137
- Oh, my God!
What the hell is going on here?
00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,966
- We think Totoro and Popeye
might somehow
00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,969
be working together, sir.
00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:20,276
- This all has to be connected.
00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,844
A string of rapes,
the missing Cartman boy--
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South Park's going to shit
right before our eyes.
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- Sir?
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- There's something very wrong
going on here, Mitch,
00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,636
and I'm gonna find out what.
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[machinery whirring,
clanking, beeping]
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- Boss,
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please don't be mad at me.
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Everything I did...
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I did for you.
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- You were manipulating me.
00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,188
This whole time, you've been
trying to get me
00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,886
to get rid of Satan's baby.
00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:09,673
- Yes, because I know you want
to get rid of the baby, boss.
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[chair scrapes]
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I was just trying to help you.
00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,814
I would do anything for you.
00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,424
You...
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are the greatest boss
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I ever had.
00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:30,998
And I just want you
to be happy.
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- Of course
I don't want the baby,
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but everyone's so excited.
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I can't get out of it.
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- I have a guy, boss.
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[sinister music]
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He's in Colorado right now.
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He is an expert in all of this.
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♪
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- Nobody's here to
embarrass you, all right son?
00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:59,592
We just wanna know what
happened between you and Popeye.
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- [muffled speech]
00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:03,161
- You can't tell 'em
the girls did it to you
00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,205
'cause you helped me
or they're gonna know
00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,729
we did it to them first!
00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,166
We don't know nothing!
00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,907
- Did Totoro tell you
to say that?
00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:12,736
You don't need
to protect these scumbags.
00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,303
- Sir,
there's a Studio Ghibli here
00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,653
that wants to talk to the kid.
00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,524
- What's s Studio Ghibli?
00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:21,702
- Some Japanese guys,
say they represent Totoro.
00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:22,832
- You!
00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:25,052
You fuck Totoro!
00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:29,884
- Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!
00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,320
- Ah, Totoro's already got
some lawyers, huh?
00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:35,410
- It takes hundreds of artists
00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,673
three years to make Totoro!
00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,632
And in two minutes
00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,461
you spit out you shit
00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,201
and fuck Totoro!
00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,855
- Studio Ghibli no sakuhin!
00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:46,900
- What?
00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:49,206
- [muffled speech]
00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:52,776
- All right, I can't understand
a word anyone here is saying.
00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,298
- You stop!
00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:57,302
This is a "shi-shu"
and "deshishto!"
00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,174
- "Shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,871
- Mitch, get 'em outta here!
00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,439
- Shimatta!
00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,573
Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta!
00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:10,706
- You cannot just do
whatever you want
00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:15,277
with someone else's IP!
00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,453
- Yo, what's up, Mom?
It's your boy, Eric,
00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,194
live from Washington, D.C.
Day one, baby.
00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,238
Look,
that's a big pointy thing--
00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,457
uh, the Washington Monument.
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,805
Whole reflection pool's
right there.
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,676
It's like a giant bathtub,
but with ducks.
00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,026
Everything's great. Promise.
00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,680
Hey, Mom, it's me.
Just want you to know
00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,986
I am totally safe
and in no danger whatsoever.
00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,161
Dude, there's a castle
at the end of the street
00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,119
and everyone smells
like popcorn.
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,904
This is unreal, forever.
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,427
Just want to let everyone know
I'm safe and sound.
00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,386
No, kitty, that's my pot pie!
00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,779
I love Cheesy Poofs and--
00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:39,909
Rawr! Respect my authority!
Bye!
00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,258
- Oh, Eric,
00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,739
Mommy misses you.
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:47,004
[dramatic music]
00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,397
- "A boy from South Park
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,618
"tells his mom he's doing good
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,968
and he'll be home soon."
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,230
- Hey, dude, fuck you.
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,926
That is totally not cool,
what you're doing.
00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,015
[eerie tone]
00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,539
- "The boy is fat
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:03,585
and authoritative."
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,631
- Hey, Mom,
things are good here.
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:05,979
I love Cheesy Poofs!
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,371
I'm just stoked
to be feeling better,
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,939
and I'll be home soon.
Respect my authority!
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,201
Bro, everyone's gonna know
that's not really me.
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,639
I haven't even talked
about Cheesy Poofs
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:13,726
in, like, five years.
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,250
- You shut up!
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,207
We'll be going
to Washington soon,
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,819
and then you're gonna help me
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,995
stop the antichrist
from being born.
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:24,519
And we're gonna save the world.
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,434
- Not for free, dude!
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,307
If you wanna use me, then you
gotta pay a motherfucker.
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,092
You don't get to make me go do
a bunch of weird shit
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,484
that I would normally never do.
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,965
- It's the world you live in, kid.
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:40,449
Anyone can make you
do anything they want.
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,190
- No, kitty,
that's my authority!
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,583
Pot pie!
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,763
[stately music]
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,593
♪
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:58,075
- I word really hard.
You know?
00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:02,384
I just feel like I deserve
to relax a bit, guy.
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,821
- Of course you do, boss.
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,693
This baby is too much for you.
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,610
- I tried abortion clinics,
Plan B,
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,916
but this baby just won't die!
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:16,703
- And that is how my guy in
Colorado can help us, boss.
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,922
Only he can stop the antichrist.
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:23,056
If we bring him here,
to Washington, then we can--
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,405
- What are you guys doing?
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,668
TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy!
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,106
We're having
an important meeting!
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,891
- What are you talking about?
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,675
- It's government stuff, Satan.
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,678
- OK, so I guess
I'm going to the pediatrician
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,244
by myself again.
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,463
- Hey, relax, guy!
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,335
We have to do this.
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,859
- You're such a piece of shit.
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,689
- You see?
Always bitching at me.
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,301
I should be treated better
than that.
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,695
- Yes, boss, you should.
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,785
That's why you need to trust me.
00:10:55,916 --> 00:11:00,093
Nobody feels for you
the way that I do.
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,791
Nobody, boss.
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,891
[laughter and shouting]
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,852
- Hey, Red, can we talk to you?
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,288
- Sure, Kyle.
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:24,945
- I'm here to help Butters
try to call a truce.
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,728
- What kind of truce?
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,514
- It's just all this Sora stuff
is kinda getting out of hand.
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,863
I know Butters started it,
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,213
so then you guys made one
of him,
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,258
but then you guys made one
of Kenny,
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,348
and I just think we all need
to respect each other more.
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,306
- You know what?
You're right, Kyle.
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,916
You're really a smart guy.
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,528
- Thanks, Red.
I feel like a smart guy.
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,140
It's 'cause I'm a Jew.
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,230
- Excuse me, is your name Kyle?
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,145
- Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog!
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,885
- Hey, Droopy Dog.
Yeah, I'm Kyle.
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,670
- You know what?
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,238
I'm gonna take a shit
in your mouth.
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,283
- Oh, no, Droopy Dog,
don't shit in my mouth!
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328
Bad dog!
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,243
- Here it comes.
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,113
[farting]
- [groaning]
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,856
- You like that, you dumb Jew?
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,335
[farting]
- [Kyle groaning]
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,380
- Dude, what the hell?
- You see?
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,992
The girls did one
about you now.
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,601
- What the hell did I do?
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,256
- It don't matter, I told you!
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,039
Red's just a bitch.
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,827
- You like that hot shit
in your Jew mouth?
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785
- I mean, you got to admit
it's pretty impressive.
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,265
It looks really real.
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,006
- It's not impressive!
It's fucked up.
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,529
How is this even legal?
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,052
- Nothing's sacred, Kyle.
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,402
All you can do is fight fire
with fire.
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,056
- Well, then let's see
how Red likes it
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841
when we make one of her
and Bluey.
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:35,971
- Yeah!
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:39,584
[ominous music]
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,634
- We've had 12 new cases
in the past 14 hours,
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,811
and you're telling me we can't
get one kid to testify?
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,683
- None of the kids will talk, sir.
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,121
- We're running out of time
here, people.
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,340
These predators are all gonna
start lawyering up
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,602
like Totoro did.
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,822
- We're not lawyer!
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,477
Studio Ghibli make Totoro
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,871
with pencil and paint,
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:10,528
not by typing sentence
on stupid Sora app!
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,662
- Nobody can understand
anything you're saying,
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,186
so I don't know
what to tell you, buddy.
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,232
- We're just getting
no cooperation.
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,451
Every kid we interview,
we get the same thing.
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,890
"That's not me.
Someone else did that."
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,066
- That's the South Park
we're living in, Mitch.
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,503
Kids won't talk to a cop,
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,636
but they'll do anything Rocky
and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do.
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,421
[snaps]
That's it.
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,424
We gotta go undercover
as a couple of these predators
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,601
and gain a little kid's trust.
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:44,867
[keyboard clacking]
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,608
[phone rings]
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,435
- Yeah. What's going on?
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,437
- Everything is OK.
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,918
We have Trump's approval now.
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,834
- The president knows
of our plans?
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,096
VANCE: Yes.
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,142
He and I are on the same page.
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,491
- What's he say?
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,884
- But we cannot proceed
just yet.
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,495
Can you keep the child on ice
a little longer?
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,411
- No problem--with Sora 2,
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,849
I can make the South Park kid
do just about anything.
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,851
- Dude, fuck you.
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,504
That is so lame.
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,467
[Foreigner's "I Want to Know
What Love Is"]
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,338
♪ ♪
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:25,386
- But boss, what about Satan?
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:32,219
♪ ♪
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,660
- ♪ I want to know
what love is ♪
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,617
♪ ♪
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,883
- Oh, boss, it's so big.
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,973
♪ ♪
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:50,411
- ♪ I want to feel
what love is ♪
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,370
♪ ♪
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,719
♪ I know you can show me ♪
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,505
- Oh, boss!
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,854
Boss!
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,685
Yes, boss!
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,430
[crickets chirping]
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:16,566
- How much longer we gotta do
this shit, Mitch?
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,787
You remember
when things made sense?
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,311
You put your time in.
You did the work.
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,358
But now this stuff
we're seeing,
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,665
it's like someone shook
the snow globe and said,
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,754
"Here you go,
make sense of this."
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,019
- I don't understand it much
either, sir.
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:36,325
Maybe we're just too old.
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,808
- We used to go after
normal criminals.
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:43,593
But now the criminals have
faces that can just start
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:47,381
turning into oranges
that eat other oranges.
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That's when you realize
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,996
maybe the job doesn't need you
anymore.
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,738
- Hey, look.
Kid's coming out.
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,828
- Let's do this.
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,351
Hey there, little girl.
It's Rocky and Bullwinkle.
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,353
You looking for a good time?
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,140
[dramatic musical sting]
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:13,493
[dramatic music]
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,845
- The South Park Police
Department had to go undercover
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,978
in order to finally get
to the truth in this case.
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,632
And what the evidence will show
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,156
is that an innocent girl
was humiliated
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:27,072
by the actions of these boys.
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,989
All right, little girl,
you say the boys just used you.
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773
Is that right?
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,383
- That's right.
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,645
They made me do things
I would normally never do.
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:39,171
- Exactly what kinds of things?
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,261
- They made me
go to the bathroom
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,960
in a very, very bad place.
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,178
- And did the suspects
offer you
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,615
any kind of compensation?
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,879
- I didn't make one cent!
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,402
[crowd gasping]
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,666
- What the hell is going on?
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,972
They're turning the kids
into the victims?
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,843
This whole thing stinks!
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,977
Why don't you go fuck yourself,
Bluey?
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,065
[crowd gasping]
[gavel banging]
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,980
- Order! Order!
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,069
- My client has been
misrepresented,
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071
and these boys are going
to jail!
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,855
- It wasn't their fault,
all right?
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,466
It's all my fault!
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,556
This all started with me,
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,905
because my heart was broken.
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,300
I made the first videos
using Sora 2.
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,865
I saw the ones
Eric Cartman made
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,651
to get out of going to school,
and I thought
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132
I could make these about Red
'cause the bitch deserves it.
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,785
But it was just me.
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,312
- Wait, you're saying
that the Eric Cartman videos
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096
are all being created
by someone
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,881
to distort the truth?
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,708
That's gotta be Totoro!
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,668
Trace the IP address, and let's
get the son of a bitch!
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,453
[sirens wailing]
[tires squeal]
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,500
[indistinct radio chatter]
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,501
- Ah!
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,373
[keyboard clacking]
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,853
- Freeze!
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,595
- We got the kid, sir.
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,030
- You're making a big mistake.
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,293
I have powerful connections.
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,774
- Oh, I know you do.
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,558
But no magical Catbus is gonna
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,299
whisk you away from justice
this time.
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,128
- Mom!
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,477
- Oh, Eric, you're safe!
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,523
- How the hell did it take you
this long
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,395
to figure out
those videos of me were fake?
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,918
- Oh, well, they looked
so real, sweetie.
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,575
- When is the last time I even
ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,055
- Get him out of here.
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,667
Lock him up
with the Japanese lawyers.
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,756
Well, Mitch, looks like
we just busted a huge community
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,890
of online rapists
called Sora 2.
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,630
- Great job, sir.
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,590
- Detective Harris,
you better take a look at this.
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,548
This guy didn't just
make videos.
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,071
He also has
surveillance equipment
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,639
all over the White House.
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,553
- White House?
- Yeah.
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,337
He's got this video
of the president
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,948
in the Lincoln Bedroom.
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,906
VANCE: Oh, boss!
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,300
Boss!
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,562
- Jesus Christ.
VANCE: Yes, boss!
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,565
Yes, boss!
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,394
- Oh, my God, what the hell
is going on here?
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,873
- Oh, boy.
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,921
When Fox News sees this,
they are not gonna be happy.
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:05,578
ANNOUNCER: This is a...
Fox News...
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,276
special alert.
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,804
- Some, uh, very troubling news
from the White House today.
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:17,764
Apparently, a security camera
in the Lincoln Bedroom
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:23,117
has caught President Trump
having... relations
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,860
with Vice President Vance.
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,732
Fox News is live
at the White House.
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,128
- Yeah, hey.
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,305
Definitely disheartening news
here.
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,655
Why the president would do this
to Satan
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:42,049
with a baby on the way,
we don't know.
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,704
Guess it's anyone's guess why--
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,227
- Sorry, sorry, we gotta
interrupt you there.
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,187
Uh, we just got word
that the president is
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,972
calling in to "Fox & Friends."
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,366
Are you there, sir?
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,152
TRUMP: Hello?
Hi? Hello?
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,938
- Yes. Mr. President,
what is going on?
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,635
TRUMP: Oh, we're doing
some great things here.
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,246
More than Sleepy Joe Biden
ever did!
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,682
Everything's great!
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,162
- Well, what about you
and the vice president?
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:11,034
TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy!
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,646
- We're trying to relax, sir,
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,864
but we've all seen
the security footage.
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,258
TRUMP: No, that's fake!
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,695
That's all--it's all Sora 2.
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,261
- It's fake?
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,221
TRUMP: Yeah, guy,
that's all Sora 2!
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,091
That's all fake!
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,138
- Oh, it's fake!
Oh, thank God!
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,662
- Of course it was fake.
How could we have doubted it?
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,142
[dramatic musical sting]
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,928
ANNOUNCER: This is a Fox News
fake news alert.
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,755
- Totally fake news today
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:39,063
as the president did not have
sex with the vice president.
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,681
- You swear on everything
that video was fake.
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,945
- Of course it's fake, Satan!
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,687
- OK, 'cause it looks
really real.
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,124
- Satan, I swear on the baby.
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,734
I wouldn't do that to you.
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,431
Relax, guy.
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,911
- OK.
- Great.
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,087
Well, I gotta go get a snack.
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,786
You want anything
from downstairs?
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,266
- No, I'm good.
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,143
- All right,
what's the situation?
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,146
- The detective in Colorado
is very stubborn, boss.
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,496
He will not give us
Peter Thiel.
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,282
- How can he not hand him over?
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,891
I'm the president!
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,459
- Don't worry, boss.
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,895
We will not let that town
get in the way
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,854
of our plans together.
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,959
[theme music]
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:55,966
♪ ♪
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