Sora не сожалеет — План мести Баттерса с помощью искусственного интеллекта дает обратный эффект, вызывая в школе эпидемию фейковых видеороликов, из-за чего детектив Харрис с трудом различает фантазию и реальность.

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Sora не сожалеет

Sora Not Sorry

Сезон: 28Серия: 03

Описание

План мести Баттерса с помощью искусственного интеллекта дает обратный эффект, вызывая в школе эпидемию фейковых видеороликов, из-за чего детектив Харрис с трудом различает фантазию и реальность.

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00:00:00,730 --> 00:00:02,930 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ... ПЛОХО
00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:05,090 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,810 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак</i>
00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,780 <i>и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
00:00:11,870 --> 00:00:13,600 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ,</i>
00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:15,300 <i>благочестие цветёт.</i>
00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,760 <i>В Саус парк ты приезжаешь</i>
00:00:16,810 --> 00:00:18,420 <i>и печали забываешь.</i>
00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,160 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет,</i>
00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,890 <i>все кричат: «Привет, сосед!»</i>
00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:23,340 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься,</i>
00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,340 <i>отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,760 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя</i>
00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,440 <i>мои верные друзья.</i>
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,700 ЮЖНЫЙ ПАРК
00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,270 ДЕВОЧКИ
00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:34,130 ПОЛИЦЕЙСКИЙ УЧАСТОК ОКРУГА ПАРК
00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,680 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:25,630 НЕ БОЙСЯ ПРОСИТЬ ПОМОЩИ КАК ТЫ СЕБЯ ЧУВСТВУЕШЬ?
00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:28,900 У УСПЕХА НЕТ ЦВЕТА УЛЫБНИСЬ!
00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:06,060 (Говорят по-японски)
00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:46,600 МОТЕЛЬ «МОТОР» БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ WI-FI
00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:02,970 ГЕНЕРИРУЕМ
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,930 НАЙТИ ТОТОРО! СПАСТИ ДЕТЕЙ! ПРОПАЛ В НОЯБРЕ
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:09,080 КАТОК ОКРУГА ПАРК
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,840 СУД ОКРУГА ПАРК
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:46,200 МОТЕЛЬ «МОТОР» БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ WI-FI
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,000 СПЕЦИАЛЬНОЕ СООБЩЕНИЕ
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,068 ПРЕЗИДЕНТ ТРАМП В ПРЯМОМ ЭФИРЕ
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,180 СРОЧНЫЕ НОВОСТИ

00:00:00,730 --> 00:00:02,930 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ... ПЛОХО
00:00:02,940 --> 00:00:05,090 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,810 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак</i>
00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,780 <i>и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
00:00:11,870 --> 00:00:13,600 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ,</i>
00:00:13,650 --> 00:00:15,300 <i>благочестие цветёт.</i>
00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:16,760 <i>В Саус парк ты приезжаешь</i>
00:00:16,810 --> 00:00:18,420 <i>и печали забываешь.</i>
00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,160 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет,</i>
00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,890 <i>все кричат: «Привет, сосед!»</i>
00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:23,340 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься,</i>
00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,340 <i>отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:29,760 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя</i>
00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,440 <i>мои верные друзья.</i>
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,700 ЮЖНЫЙ ПАРК
00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:47,570 Здравствуйте, я Рэд из начальной школы Саус Парка.
00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,480 Подпишете петицию?
00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,960 Конечно, девочка, а что за петиция?
00:00:52,230 --> 00:00:54,750 Хочу, чтобы все нюхали мои пуки!
00:00:57,340 --> 00:01:00,120 Эй, эй, эй, что тут происходит?
00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:01,940 Ого, Санта Клаус!
00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:05,700 Ты была плохой девочкой, Рэд, я нассу тебе на лицо.
00:01:05,990 --> 00:01:08,290 Не стоит этого делать, Санта!
00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,010 Хо-хо-хо-хо-хо!
00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:11,200 - Фу! - Хо-хо-хо!
00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,240 Видали?
00:01:16,690 --> 00:01:18,960 Санта Клаус нассал ей на лицо!
00:01:19,190 --> 00:01:22,180 Теперь ты пахнешь как моча Санты.
00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:23,740 Выглядит реалистично.
00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:25,100 Ребята!
00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,430 Посмотрите!
00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:30,480 Мы попросили ИИ сделать видео, где Санта ссыт на Рэд!
00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:32,160 Хо-хо-хо-хо-хо!
00:01:32,900 --> 00:01:34,260 Ну чувак!
00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:36,430 Эти видео очень просто делать!
00:01:36,650 --> 00:01:40,110 Тут Рэд ест какашки, а тут блюёт тампонами.
00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,430 Это не круто.
00:01:41,650 --> 00:01:43,780 Да, зачем вы это делаете?
00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,320 Рэд сука! Использовала меня!
00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:47,560 Да, пошла она нахер!
00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:50,000 Подлизалась ко мне, чтобы я купил Лабубу.
00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,260 Она заслужила!
00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:53,970 Нельзя делать ИИ-порно в целях мести.
00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,380 Будут последствия!
00:01:55,510 --> 00:01:56,580 Да что будет?
00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,270 ДЕВОЧКИ
00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,080 Хо-хо-хо!
00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:01,920 Мелкий говнюк!
00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:03,180 Хо-хо-хо-хо-хо!
00:02:03,230 --> 00:02:04,600 Мелкий говнюк!
00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:06,130 Вся школа видела.
00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:07,620 Баттерс тебя унижает.
00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:09,330 Что я ему сделала?
00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,540 Ну, ты типа его использовала.
00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:12,820 Не использовала!
00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:14,770 Он хотел купить мне Лабубу!
00:02:14,890 --> 00:02:16,290 Расскажи директору.
00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:20,140 В школе сказали, что если такое случится, они позвонят в полицию.
00:02:21,130 --> 00:02:22,930 Не нужно идти к директору.
00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:25,090 Сегодня будет собрание.
00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:26,960 Я сама ему отомщу.
00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:31,680 Так, внимание.
00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:35,840 Политкорректные левые радикалы промыли вам всем мозги.
00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:40,700 Поэтому сегодня мы учимся гордиться наследием Америки!
00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:41,800 Смотрим.
00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:45,110 Америка!
00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,570 Построена на мечте.
00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:51,390 На идее о том, что почти все должны быть свободны.
00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:55,860 Когда наши предки ступили на эту великую землю, они...
00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,620 В... Мейфлауэр... Плимут...
00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,400 Всем привет!
00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,840 Это я, Баттерс.
00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,590 А это мой друг Тоторо.
00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:12,240 И знаете, что?
00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:13,870 Я его трахну!
00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:18,400 Да, всё верно, я Баттерс и я займусь сексом с Тоторо прямо сейчас.
00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:23,870 Что?
00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,070 Ну ты и сука!
00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,020 Что это такое?
00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:30,910 А я говорил!
00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:34,130 ПОЛИЦЕЙСКИЙ УЧАСТОК ОКРУГА ПАРК
00:03:34,530 --> 00:03:39,870 Миссис Картман, я правильно понял, государство украло вашего сына?
00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:42,780 Эрик был тяжело болен.
00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:46,100 Ему оставалось жить шесть или семь недель.
00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:49,170 Они сказали, что в Вашингтоне ему помогут.
00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:53,430 И не дали вам поехать с ним? Звучит подозрительно.
00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:55,920 Это всё было так странно.
00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:58,560 Они говорили про нацбезопасность.
00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:03,120 Мне пишут, чтобы держать в курсе, но я уже не знаю, чему верить.
00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:04,720 Детектив Харрисон, сэр!
00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,560 Нам срочно нужно в школу!
00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:07,360 В чём дело?
00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:08,990 Там мальчик.
00:04:09,130 --> 00:04:10,990 Его изнасиловал Тоторо.
00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:13,260 Вот чёрт! Извините!
00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,050 мы вернёмся к вам позже.
00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:17,810 Что? А как же Эрик?
00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:21,680 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:25,630 НЕ БОЙСЯ ПРОСИТЬ ПОМОЩИ КАК ТЫ СЕБЯ ЧУВСТВУЕШЬ?
00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,620 Расскажешь, как всё было?
00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:28,900 У УСПЕХА НЕТ ЦВЕТА УЛЫБНИСЬ!
00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,220 Ничего не знаю!
00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:32,560 Мы видели видео.
00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,500 Как долго вы с Тоторо этим занимаетесь?
00:04:36,490 --> 00:04:37,070 Что?
00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:39,500 Я ничего не знаю!
00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:44,900 Слушай, это лесное чучело не остановить, если ты будешь молчать.
00:04:45,010 --> 00:04:48,730 Мне нужно знать, где вы встретились и как выглядит его пенис.
00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:52,380 - Сэр, вам стоит взглянуть. - Что там?
00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:54,640 Другого ученика этой школы
00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,170 недавно изнасиловал... Попай.
00:04:57,870 --> 00:05:00,100 Попай? Этот сукин сын!
00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,780 Я ничего не знаю!
00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:05,060 Огооо!
00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,150 Боже правый!
00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,990 Господи! Что тут происходит?
00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:16,320 Мы думаем, что Тоторо и Попай работают вместе.
00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,340 Должна быть связь.
00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:22,300 Изнасилования, пропажа Картмана.
00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,310 Саус Парк стремительно тонет в говне.
00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:26,370 Сэр?
00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:29,760 Происходит что-то ужасное, Митч,
00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,570 и я выясню, что.
00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,330 Босс!
00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,580 Прошу, не злитесь на меня.
00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:57,420 Всё, что я сделал...
00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,300 было ради вас!
00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:01,650 Ты мной манипулировал!
00:06:01,890 --> 00:06:05,190 Ты хотел, чтобы я избавился от ребёнка Сатаны!
00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:08,350 Да, потому что я знаю, что вы этого хотите.
00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:16,210 Я просто пытался вам помочь.
00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,850 Ради вас — что угодно!
00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:20,610 Вы...
00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:23,460 самый лучший босс
00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:25,060 в моей жизни.
00:06:26,310 --> 00:06:29,180 Я хочу, чтобы вы были счастливы.
00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,260 Да, я не хочу ребёнка!
00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:34,580 Но все так этого ждут!
00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:36,090 Никуда не деться.
00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:39,230 Я знаю парня.
00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:43,580 Прямо сейчас он в Колорадо.
00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,780 Он эксперт в таких делах.
00:06:52,420 --> 00:06:54,850 Мы не пытаемся тебя пристыдить.
00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:58,270 Мы хотим знать, что с тобой сделал Попай.
00:06:59,390 --> 00:07:01,360 Ну... Я не понимаю.
00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:05,230 Не говори, что девочки мстили тебе за то, что ты помогал мне мстить им!
00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:07,410 Мы ничего не знаем!
00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:09,490 Тоторо вас запугал?
00:07:09,620 --> 00:07:11,630 Вы не должны их защищать.
00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:16,260 Сэр, к этому ребёнку пришла Studio Ghibli.
00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:17,890 Что за Studio Ghibli?
00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,770 Какие-то японцы, представляют Тоторо.
00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,560 Ты!
00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:24,560 Ты трахать Тоторо!
00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:29,540 Тоторо — частная собственность Studio Ghibli!
00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:31,810 Тоторо уже нанял адвокатов?
00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:34,940 Надо тысячи художников,
00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:37,340 три года сделать Тоторо!
00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:41,170 А ты две минуты делать дерьмо,
00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,900 и трахать Тоторо!
00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:45,790 Studio Ghibli не сакуин!
00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:46,690 Что?
00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,500 Но мы ничего не делали!
00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:51,720 Так, я не понимаю никого из присутствующих.
00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:53,660 Ты стоп!
00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:56,930 Это тсырк, оштанови́шь!
00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:58,740 Тсырк, оштанови́шь!
00:07:58,850 --> 00:08:00,430 Митч, уведи их!
00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:06,060 (Говорят по-японски)
00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,480 Нельзя делать всё, что хочешь
00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:13,730 с чужой частный собственность!
00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:18,650 Привет мам, это мой первый день в Вашингтоне.
00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:21,880 Тут большая острая штука. Это монумент.
00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:24,160 И ещё тут озеро. Всё хорошо.
00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:28,190 Привет мам. Я просто хотел сказать, что я в порядке.
00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:33,250 Мам, тут стоит замок и все пахнут попкорном! Как круто!
00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,750 У меня всё хорошо. Нет, киса, это мой пирог!
00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,220 Люблю сырные тузы.
00:08:38,390 --> 00:08:39,540 Уважай меня, пока!
00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:40,990 О, Эрик!
00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,580 Мама так скучает.
00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:46,600 МОТЕЛЬ «МОТОР» БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ WI-FI
00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,080 «Мальчик из Саус Парка
00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:51,330 говорит маме, что всё хорошо
00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:53,330 и что он скоро ... вернётся».
00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:54,710 Пошёл нахер!
00:08:54,770 --> 00:08:56,560 То, что ты делаешь, не круто!
00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,570 «Мальчик жирный и капризный».
00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:02,970 ГЕНЕРИРУЕМ
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,250 Всё хорошо. Люблю сырные тузы.
00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,330 Мне уже лучше, скоро приеду. Уважай меня!
00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,610 Да все же поймут, что это не я!
00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:13,290 Я лет пять про сырные тузы не говорил.
00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,860 Заткнись!
00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:16,610 Скоро мы поедем в Вашингтон.
00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:20,550 И ты поможешь остановить рождение антихриста.
00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:22,860 И мы спасём мир.
00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:25,950 Это не бесплатно!
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,690 Хочешь использовать меня — плати!
00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:31,940 Иначе ты не заставишь меня делать странные вещи!
00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:34,240 Таков наш мир, пацан.
00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,560 Тебя могут заставить делать что угодно.
00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:43,230 Киса, это мои полномочия! Пирог!
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,550 Я очень много работаю.
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:01,550 Я думаю, что я заслужил немного отдохнуть.
00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:04,070 Конечно, босс.
00:10:04,550 --> 00:10:07,060 Этот ребёнок вас выматывает.
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,240 Я пробовал клиники абортов и таблетки,
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,310 но ребёнок никак не умрёт!
00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:16,530 Поэтому нам поможет мой парень из Колорадо.
00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:19,330 Только он остановит антихриста.
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,750 Если мы привезём его в Вашингтон, то мы...
00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:23,990 Что вы делаете?
00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,840 Эээй, расслабься!
00:10:26,230 --> 00:10:27,990 У нас важная встреча!
00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,500 И о чём говорите?
00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,120 Это насчёт государства, Сатана.
00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:36,830 Ладно, видимо, я снова иду к педиатру один.
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,340 Эй, расслабься, так надо!
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,300 Какой же ты кусок дерьма!
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,150 Видишь? Вечно орёт.
00:10:47,490 --> 00:10:49,660 Я заслуживаю лучшего!
00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:52,320 Да, босс. Это так.
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:55,070 Поэтому просто доверьтесь мне.
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,930 Никто не понимает вас так, как я.
00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:01,310 Никто, босс.
00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,060 Рэд, можно тебя?
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:20,710 Да, Кайл.
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,140 Я хочу помочь вам помириться.
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,050 Как именно?
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:29,070 История с Sora вышла из-под контроля.
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,720 Баттерс это начал, а вы ему отомстили
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:36,660 и сделали видео с Кенни, но нам... нужно уважать друг друга.
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,400 Знаешь, ты прав, Кайл. Ты и правда умный.
00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:44,530 Спасибо! Я это чувствую. Я же еврей.
00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:48,850 Простите, вас зовут Кайл?
00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:50,750 Ого, это Друпи!
00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:52,620 Да, Друпи. Я Кайл.
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,030 Знаешь, что?
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,760 Сейчас я насру тебе в рот.
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,980 О нет, Друпи, не надо!
00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,820 Плохой пёс!
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,130 А вот и дерьмо.
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,380 Нравится, тупой еврей?
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:09,220 Чё за херня?
00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:11,700 Видишь? Теперь и про тебя сделали.
00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:14,940 - А я что сделал? - Я же сказал, неважно!
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,390 Рэд просто сука!
00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:19,920 Твоему еврейскому рту нравится дерьмо?
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,760 Но надо признать, реалистичность впечатляет.
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,760 Не впечатляет! Это кошмар!
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,620 - Почему это законно? - Да ничего святого!
00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,910 Остаётся только ответить им тем же.
00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:34,580 Посмотрим, понравится ли Рэд видео с Блуи.
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,420 Да!
00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:38,930 НАЙТИ ТОТОРО! СПАСТИ ДЕТЕЙ! ПРОПАЛ В НОЯБРЕ
00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:46,030 Двенадцать инцидентов за четырнадцать часов.
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,260 И ни один ребёнок не дал показания?
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:51,120 Они не хотят говорить.
00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,410 У нас кончается время.
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,220 Эти насильники скоро тоже наймут себе адвокатов.
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,280 Мы не адвокаты!
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,180 Studio Ghibli делать Тоторо
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:05,260 с карандаш и краска!
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:09,860 Мы не печатать слова в тупом приложении Sora!
00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:16,220 Никто не понимает, что вы говорите, я не знаю, что ответить.
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,720 Никто не сотрудничает.
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,880 Все дети говорят одно и то же:
00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:23,300 «Это не я, это кто-то другой».
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,670 Таким стал наш город, Митч.
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,730 Дети не говорят с копами,
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:30,940 но сделают всё, что скажут Рокки и Буллвинкль.
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:33,870 Точно!
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:37,100 Нам нужно одеться как эти насильники
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:39,330 и втереться в доверие ребёнка.
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,880 Да. Что у тебя?
00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,950 Всё идёт по плану.
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,210 У нас есть одобрение Трампа.
00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,720 Президент знает наш план?
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,350 Да.
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,610 Мы с ним пришли к соглашению.
00:13:58,980 --> 00:13:59,950 Что говорит?
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:02,320 Но пока действовать рано.
00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:05,040 Сможешь ещё подержать ребёнка?
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,280 Конечно. С Sora 2 я заставлю его делать что угодно.
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,620 Пошёл ты нахер!
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,170 Какой же отстой!
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,350 Но босс, а как же Сатана?
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,150 <i>Я хочу знать, что такое любовь! </i>
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:43,180 О, босс, он такой большой!
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,100 СПАЛЬНЯ ЛИНКОЛЬНА
00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:50,540 <i>Я хочу почувствовать любовь! </i>
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,890 О, босс!
00:14:57,450 --> 00:14:58,380 Босс!
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,900 Да, босс!
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,350 Да, босс!
00:15:06,150 --> 00:15:09,080 КАТОК ОКРУГА ПАРК
00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:14,400 Долго нам ещё этой хернёй страдать?
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,400 Раньше всё было логично.
00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:21,570 Мы вкладывались. Работали.
00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:24,100 Но то, что мы видим сейчас...
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:29,090 Как будто кто-то тряхнул снежным шаром и сказал: «Разбирайтесь теперь!»
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,450 Я тоже ничего не понимаю.
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:34,480 Может, мы слишком старые?
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,880 Раньше преступники были нормальными.
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:43,100 Но сейчас у преступников лица, которые могут
00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:46,660 превращаться в апельсины, которые едят апельсины.
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,990 В такой момент думаешь,
00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:52,130 что твоя работа бессмысленна.
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,730 Смотрите! Ребёнок.
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:57,550 За дело.
00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:02,070 Эй, девочка. Мы Рокки и Буллвинкль.
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,520 Хочешь развлечься?
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:12,840 СУД ОКРУГА ПАРК
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:16,300 Полиция Саус Парка работала под прикрытием,
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:19,360 чтобы наконец раскрыть это дело.
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:25,940 Эти мальчики своими действиями унижали невинную девочку.
00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:30,660 Ты говоришь, что мальчики тебя использовали, верно?
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:35,170 Да! Они заставили меня делать то, что мне не свойственно.
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,260 Что именно они заставляли делать?
00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:43,660 Они заставили меня сходить в туалет в очень плохом месте.
00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:47,870 Они предложили какую-либо компенсацию?
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,690 Ни единого цента!
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,070 Что тут происходит?
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:57,580 Они что, обвиняют детей?
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,300 Это же бред!
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,470 Не пойти бы тебе нахер, Блуи?
00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,510 Тишина в заде суда!
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:08,670 Моего клиента представили в ложном свете, мальчики виновны!
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:10,370 Они вообще не виноваты!
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:11,940 Это всё я!
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,960 Я всё это начал.
00:17:15,390 --> 00:17:17,390 Из-за разбитого сердца.
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:19,870 Я сделал видео с помощью Sora 2.
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,320 Я видел, что Эрик делает видео, чтобы не ходить в школу.
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:25,780 И я решил так проучить эту суку Рэд!
00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,360 Это всё я!
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,940 Стоп, видео Эрика Картмана
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:35,300 создаются кем-то для искажения правды?
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:38,240 Это всё Тоторо!
00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:41,010 Отследите IP-адрес, поймаем ублюдка!
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:46,200 МОТЕЛЬ «МОТОР» БЕСПЛАТНЫЙ WI-FI
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,230 Стояяять!
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:52,810 Ребёнок здесь!
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,740 Вы совершаете ошибку.
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,060 Я знаю влиятельных людей.
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,340 О, я в курсе.
00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:03,070 Но никакой «котобус» не увезёт тебя от правосудия.
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:04,770 Мама!
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,030 О, Эрик, ты в порядке!
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:11,890 Какого чёрта ты не поняла, что эти видео ненастоящие?
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,210 Они были очень реалистичными!
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:17,660 Когда я в последний раз ел пирог, тупая сука?
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:21,570 Закройте его с японскими адвокатами.
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:28,740 Митч, мы только что накрыли сообщество насильников под названием Sora 2.
00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:29,730 Хорошая работа.
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:32,500 Детектив Харрисон, взгляните на это.
00:18:33,370 --> 00:18:35,120 Он не просто делал видео.
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,030 У него камеры по всему Белому дому.
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,080 - Белому дому? - Да.
00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:43,380 Тут видео с Президентом из спальни Линкольна.
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,500 О, босс!
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:46,770 Босс!
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:47,720 Господи!
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:48,660 Да, босс!
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:51,060 Да, бооосс!
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:54,130 Боже, какого дьявола тут происходит?
00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:54,990 О нет.
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,800 Когда Fox News это увидят, им не понравится.
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,000 СПЕЦИАЛЬНОЕ СООБЩЕНИЕ
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:04,820 Вы смотрите... Fox... News...
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:06,690 Экстренный выпуск.
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,830 Сегодня из Белого дома грустные новости.
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:17,780 Камера видеонаблюдения в спальне Линкольна
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:22,560 сняла близкие отношения Президента
00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,850 с вице-президентом Вэнсом.
00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:28,370 Прямой репортаж из Белого дома.
00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:31,430 Здравствуйте...
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,140 Новости и правда огорчают.
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:40,850 Мы не знаем, зачем Президент так поступил, ведь пара ждёт ребёнка.
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:43,290 Видимо, мы не поймём...
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,740 Простите, вынуждена вас прервать.
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:50,700 Мы только что получили сообщение, что нам звонит Президент.
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,516 Сэр, вы здесь?
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,068 ПРЕЗИДЕНТ ТРАМП В ПРЯМОМ ЭФИРЕ
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,580 Алло? Да, здравствуйте.
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:59,470 Мистер Президент, что происходит?
00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,130 Мы делаем великие вещи!
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:04,884 Джо Байдену и не снилось! Всё хорошо!
00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,730 А что у вас с вице-президентом?
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:10,140 Эй, расслабься!
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,430 Мы пытаемся расслабиться, но мы все видели видео.
00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:15,890 Это подделка!
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:18,270 Это... Это всё Sora 2.
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,000 - Подделка? - Да, это всё Sora 2!
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:23,380 Это подделка!
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,740 Это подделка! Слава богу!
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,170 Конечно! Как мы могли сомневаться?
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,180 СРОЧНЫЕ НОВОСТИ
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:33,500 Срочные новости о фейковой новости на Fox News!
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:38,580 Президент на самом деле не занимался сексом с вице-президентом.
00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:48,320 Клянись всем на свете, что это видео — подделка!
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,450 Конечно это подделка!
00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:53,172 Просто очень похоже на правду.
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,760 Я клянусь нашим ребёнком!
00:20:55,810 --> 00:20:57,410 Я бы так не поступил!
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,820 Расслабься!
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,120 - Ладно. - Отлично!
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,172 Я пойду перекушу.
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,930 - Тебе что-нибудь принести? - Нет, спасибо.
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,690 Ну, как обстоят дела?
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:18,370 Детектив из Колорадо очень упрямый, босс.
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,948 Не отдаёт Питера Тиля.
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:22,930 Как это не отдаёт?
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:24,440 Я же Президент!
00:21:24,670 --> 00:21:26,080 Не волнуйтесь, босс.
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,420 Мы не позволим этому городу помешать нашим планам.
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:45,630 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.

00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,444 <i>♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:12,402 <i>♪ Gonna have myself a time</i>
00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:13,883 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,754 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:16,973 <i>♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,887 <i>♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪</i>
00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,672 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,457 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,675 <i>♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,808 <i>♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪</i>
00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,290 <i>♪ Come on down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,119 <i>♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪</i>
00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,436 Hello, sir. My name is Red,
00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:48,265 and I go to South Park Elementary.
00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,005 Would you like to sign my petition?
00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,094 Why sure, little girl.
00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,574 What's your petition for?
00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:54,924 It's to try and get everyone to smell my farts.
00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:00,495 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here?
00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,323 Oh, wow, Santa Claus!
00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,107 You've been a bad girl, Red,
00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:06,153 so I'm gonna piss in your face now.
00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:08,676 Oh, no, you better not, Santa!
00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:10,505 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:11,461 - Ew! - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:16,945 See?
00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,427 And then Santa Claus pisses in her face!
00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:22,734 <i>There, now you smell like Santa's piss.</i>
00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,562 Wow, that looks pretty real.
00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:25,607 Hey, fellas!
00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:26,956 Fellas, check this out!
00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,958 Me and Kenny made a generative AI video
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00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,180 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,833 Aw, dude.
00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,053 It's really easy, you can make the videos online.
00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,706 We made one of Red eating dog shit,
00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,534 and one of Red barfing up tampons.
00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:41,970 Dude, that's not cool.
00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,146 Yeah, why would you guys do this to her?
00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,584 'Cause Red's a bitch! She totally used me.
00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:50,371 Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu.
00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,024 That bitch deserves it.
00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,331 You shouldn't be using AI to make revenge porn, Butters.
00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,811 That's gonna totally backfire.
00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,420 Ah, what's gonna happen?
00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:01,251 <i>Ho, ho, ho, ho.</i>
00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,557 That little shit! <i>Ho, ho, ho, ho!</i>
00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,081 That little shit!
00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,430 It's already all over the school.
00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,215 Butters is trying to humiliate you.
00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,780 What the hell did I do to him?
00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,783 Well, you did kind of use him.
00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,349 I didn't use him.
00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,309 He wanted to buy me a Labubu.
00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:16,788 You should go tell the principal, Red.
00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,572 They said if anyone made these kind of videos
00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,749 of other students, they'd call the police.
00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,491 I don't need to tell the principal.
00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,361 There's gonna be a big assembly this afternoon.
00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,799 I'll get Butters back myself.
00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:32,239 All right, everyone, listen up.
00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,328 As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void
00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,416 of common sense by the woke radical left.
00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,420 And so today's topic is about having some pride
00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,986 in America's heritage!
00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,597 Pay attention.
00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,861 <i>America.</i>
00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:48,210 <i>It was built on a dream.</i>
00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:52,476 <i>An idea that almost all people should be free.</i>
00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,871 <i>When our forefathers first came to this great nation,</i>
00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,046 <i>they----in the-- --Mayflower--</i>
00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,177 <i>Plymouth--</i>
00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,397 <i>♪ Totoro, Totoro</i>
00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,835 <i>♪ Totoro, Totoro</i>
00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:06,664 Well, hey, everybody!
00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,057 It's me, Butters.
00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,929 And this is my friend, Totoro.
00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,582 And you know what I'm gonna do?
00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,236 I'm gonna fuck him.
00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,152 Yep, that's right, I'm Butters,
00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,763 and I'm gonna have sex with Totoro right now.
00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,765 Oh! Oh.
00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,030 Whoa!
00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,945 Oh, you bitch!
00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,992 What the hell is this?
00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,384 I told him.
00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:37,347 All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight.
00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:41,003 You say the government... took your child?
00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,179 Eric was very sick.
00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,441 The doctor said he only had
00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,530 another six or seven weeks to live.
00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,096 And these people said they could help him
00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,272 if they took him to Washington.
00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,319 And they didn't invite you to go alone?
00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,884 Seems a little farfetched.
00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:56,496 It was all so confusing.
00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,108 They said it was about national security.
00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,892 I've been getting updates and emails,
00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,547 but I don't even know what to believe anymore.
00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,069 Detective Harris, sir,
00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,768 we need to get down to the school right away.
00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:07,898 What's the matter?
00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,335 There's a young boy there, sir.
00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,467 Appears he's been molested by Totoro.
00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,775 Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.
00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,559 We'll look into it for you when we can.
00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,780 But what about Eric?
00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:28,006 All right, kid, you wanna tell me what happened?
00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:30,704 I don't know nuttin'!
00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:33,011 We've seen the video, kid.
00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:36,276 How long have you and Totoro been sexually active?
00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,015 What?
00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:40,366 I don't know nuttin'!
00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,412 Look, that forest-dwelling piece of shit
00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,718 is just gonna keep doing this to kids
00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,241 unless you talk to us.
00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,025 I wanna know where you met Totoro,
00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,811 and I want a description of his penis.
00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,508 Sir, you better come take a look at this.
00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,117 What is it?
00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,163 There's another young student here at this school
00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:58,210 that appears to have just been raped by Popeye.
00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,516 Popeye? That son of a bitch!
00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,605 I don't know nuttin'!
00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,128 <i>Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.</i>
00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,957 <i>Oh-ho, whoa! Yuck...</i>
00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,829 Jesus Christ.
00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,396 <i>Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, oh...</i>
00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:13,137 Oh, my God! What the hell is going on here?
00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,966 We think Totoro and Popeye might somehow
00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,969 be working together, sir.
00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:20,276 This all has to be connected.
00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,844 A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy--
00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,760 South Park's going to shit right before our eyes.
00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,631 Sir?
00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:30,199 There's something very wrong going on here, Mitch,
00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,636 and I'm gonna find out what.
00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,788 Boss,
00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,181 please don't be mad at me.
00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,227 Everything I did...
00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,793 I did for you.
00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,057 You were manipulating me.
00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,188 This whole time, you've been trying to get me
00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,886 to get rid of Satan's baby.
00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:09,673 Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss.
00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:17,201 I was just trying to help you.
00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,814 I would do anything for you.
00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,424 You...
00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,947 are the greatest boss
00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,602 I ever had.
00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:30,998 And I just want you to be happy.
00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,782 Of course I don't want the baby,
00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,916 but everyone's so excited.
00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,396 I can't get out of it.
00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,007 I have a guy, boss.
00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:44,404 He's in Colorado right now.
00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:48,581 He is an expert in all of this.
00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:55,545 Nobody's here to embarrass you, all right son?
00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:59,592 We just wanna know what happened between you and Popeye.
00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:03,161 You can't tell 'em the girls did it to you
00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,205 'cause you helped me or they're gonna know
00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,729 we did it to them first!
00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,166 We don't know nothing!
00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,907 Did Totoro tell you to say that?
00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:12,736 You don't need to protect these scumbags.
00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,303 Sir, there's a Studio Ghibli here
00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,653 that wants to talk to the kid.
00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,524 What's s Studio Ghibli?
00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:21,702 Some Japanese guys, say they represent Totoro.
00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:22,832 You!
00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:25,052 You fuck Totoro!
00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:29,884 Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!
00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,320 Ah, Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh?
00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:35,410 It takes hundreds of artists
00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,673 three years to make Totoro!
00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,632 And in two minutes
00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,461 you spit out you shit
00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,201 and fuck Totoro!
00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,855 Studio Ghibli no <i>sakuhin!</i>
00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:46,900 What?
00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:52,776 All right, I can't understand a word anyone here is saying.
00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,298 You stop!
00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:57,302 This is a "shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,174 "Shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,871 Mitch, get 'em outta here!
00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,439 <i>Shimatta!</i>
00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,573 <i>Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta!</i>
00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:10,706 You cannot just do whatever you want
00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:15,277 with someone else's IP!
00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,453 <i>Yo, what's up, Mom? It's your boy, Eric,</i>
00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,194 <i>live from Washington, D.C. Day one, baby.</i>
00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,238 <i>Look, that's a big pointy thing--</i>
00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,457 <i>uh, the Washington Monument.</i>
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,805 <i>Whole reflection pool's right there.</i>
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,676 <i>It's like a giant bathtub, but with ducks.</i>
00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,026 <i>Everything's great. Promise.</i>
00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,680 <i>Hey, Mom, it's me. Just want you to know</i>
00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,986 <i>I am totally safe and in no danger whatsoever.</i>
00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,161 <i>Dude, there's a castle at the end of the street</i>
00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,119 <i>and everyone smells like popcorn.</i>
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,904 <i>This is unreal, forever.</i>
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,427 <i>Just want to let everyone know I'm safe and sound.</i>
00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,386 <i>No, kitty, that's my pot pie!</i>
00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,779 <i>I love Cheesy Poofs and--</i>
00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:39,909 <i>Rawr! Respect my authority! Bye!</i>
00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,258 Oh, Eric,
00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,739 Mommy misses you.
00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,397 "A boy from South Park
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,618 "tells his mom he's doing good
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,968 and he'll be home soon."
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,230 Hey, dude, fuck you.
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,926 That is totally not cool, what you're doing.
00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,539 "The boy is fat
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:03,585 and authoritative."
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,631 <i>Hey, Mom, things are good here.</i>
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:05,979 <i>I love Cheesy Poofs!</i>
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,371 <i>I'm just stoked to be feeling better,</i>
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,939 <i>and I'll be home soon. Respect my authority!</i>
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,201 Bro, everyone's gonna know that's not really me.
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,639 I haven't even talked about Cheesy Poofs
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:13,726 in, like, five years.
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,250 You shut up!
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,207 We'll be going to Washington soon,
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,819 and then you're gonna help me
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,995 stop the antichrist from being born.
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:24,519 And we're gonna save the world.
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,434 Not for free, dude!
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,307 If you wanna use me, then you gotta pay a motherfucker.
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,092 You don't get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,484 that I would normally never do.
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,965 It's the world you live in, kid.
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:40,449 Anyone can make you do anything they want.
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,190 <i>No, kitty, that's my authority!</i>
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,583 <i>Pot pie!</i>
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:58,075 I word really hard. You know?
00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:02,384 I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, guy.
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,821 Of course you do, boss.
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,693 This baby is too much for you.
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,610 I tried abortion clinics, Plan B,
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,916 but this baby just won't die!
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:16,703 And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us, boss.
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,922 Only he can stop the antichrist.
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:23,056 If we bring him here, to Washington, then we can--
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,405 What are you guys doing?
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,668 Hey, relax, guy!
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,106 We're having an important meeting!
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,891 What are you talking about?
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,675 It's government stuff, Satan.
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,678 OK, so I guess I'm going to the pediatrician
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,244 by myself again.
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,463 Hey, relax, guy!
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,335 We have to do this.
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,859 You're such a piece of shit.
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,689 You see? Always bitching at me.
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,301 I should be treated better than that.
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,695 Yes, boss, you should.
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,785 That's why you need to trust me.
00:10:55,916 --> 00:11:00,093 Nobody feels for you the way that I do.
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,791 Nobody, boss.
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,852 Hey, Red, can we talk to you?
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,288 Sure, Kyle.
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:24,945 I'm here to help Butters try to call a truce.
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,728 What kind of truce?
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,514 It's just all this Sora stuff is kinda getting out of hand.
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,863 I know Butters started it,
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,213 so then you guys made one of him,
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,258 but then you guys made one of Kenny,
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,348 and I just think we all need to respect each other more.
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,306 You know what? You're right, Kyle.
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,916 You're really a smart guy.
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,528 Thanks, Red. I feel like a smart guy.
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,140 It's 'cause I'm a Jew.
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,230 Excuse me, is your name Kyle?
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,145 Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog!
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,885 Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I'm Kyle.
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,670 You know what?
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,238 I'm gonna take a shit in your mouth.
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,283 Oh, no, Droopy Dog, don't shit in my mouth!
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328 Bad dog!
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,243 Here it comes.
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,856 You like that, you dumb Jew?
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,380 - Dude, what the hell? - You see?
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,992 The girls did one about you now.
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,601 What the hell did I do?
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,256 It don't matter, I told you!
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,039 Red's just a bitch.
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,827 <i>You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth?</i>
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785 I mean, you got to admit it's pretty impressive.
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,265 It looks really real.
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,006 It's not impressive! It's fucked up.
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,529 How is this even legal?
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,052 Nothing's sacred, Kyle.
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,402 All you can do is fight fire with fire.
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,056 Well, then let's see how Red likes it
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841 when we make one of her and Bluey.
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:35,971 Yeah!
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,634 We've had 12 new cases in the past 14 hours,
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,811 and you're telling me we can't get one kid to testify?
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,683 None of the kids will talk, sir.
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,121 We're running out of time here, people.
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,340 These predators are all gonna start lawyering up
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,602 like Totoro did.
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,822 We're not lawyer!
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,477 Studio Ghibli make Totoro
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,871 with pencil and paint,
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:10,528 not by typing sentence on stupid Sora app!
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,662 Nobody can understand anything you're saying,
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,186 so I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,232 We're just getting no cooperation.
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,451 Every kid we interview, we get the same thing.
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,890 "That's not me. Someone else did that."
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,066 That's the South Park we're living in, Mitch.
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,503 Kids won't talk to a cop,
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,636 but they'll do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do.
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,421 That's it.
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,424 We gotta go undercover as a couple of these predators
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,601 and gain a little kid's trust.
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,435 Yeah. What's going on?
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,437 Everything is OK.
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,918 We have Trump's approval now.
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,834 The president knows of our plans?
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,096 <i>Yes.</i>
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,142 He and I are on the same page.
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,491 What's he say?
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,884 But we cannot proceed just yet.
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,495 Can you keep the child on ice a little longer?
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,411 No problem--with Sora 2,
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,849 I can make the South Park kid do just about anything.
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,851 Dude, fuck you.
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,504 That is so lame.
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:25,386 But boss, what about Satan?
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,660 <i>♪ I want to know what love is ♪</i>
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,883 Oh, boss, it's so big.
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:50,411 <i>♪ I want to feel what love is ♪</i>
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,719 <i>♪ I know you can show me ♪</i>
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,505 Oh, boss!
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,854 Boss!
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,685 Yes, boss!
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:16,566 How much longer we gotta do this shit, Mitch?
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,787 You remember when things made sense?
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,311 You put your time in. You did the work.
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,358 But now this stuff we're seeing,
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,665 it's like someone shook the snow globe and said,
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,754 "Here you go, make sense of this."
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,019 I don't understand it much either, sir.
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:36,325 Maybe we're just too old.
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,808 We used to go after normal criminals.
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:43,593 But now the criminals have faces that can just start
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:47,381 turning into oranges that eat other oranges.
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,905 That's when you realize
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,996 maybe the job doesn't need you anymore.
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,738 Hey, look. Kid's coming out.
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,828 Let's do this.
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,351 Hey there, little girl. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle.
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,353 You looking for a good time?
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,845 The South Park Police Department had to go undercover
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,978 in order to finally get to the truth in this case.
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,632 And what the evidence will show
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,156 is that an innocent girl was humiliated
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:27,072 by the actions of these boys.
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,989 All right, little girl, you say the boys just used you.
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773 Is that right?
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,383 That's right.
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,645 They made me do things I would normally never do.
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:39,171 Exactly what kinds of things?
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,261 They made me go to the bathroom
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,960 in a very, very bad place.
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,178 And did the suspects offer you
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,615 any kind of compensation?
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,879 I didn't make one cent!
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,666 What the hell is going on?
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,972 They're turning the kids into the victims?
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,843 This whole thing stinks!
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,977 Why don't you go fuck yourself, Bluey?
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,980 Order! Order!
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,069 My client has been misrepresented,
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071 and these boys are going to jail!
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,855 It wasn't their fault, all right?
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,466 It's all my fault!
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,556 This all started with me,
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,905 because my heart was broken.
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,300 I made the first videos using Sora 2.
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,865 I saw the ones Eric Cartman made
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,651 to get out of going to school, and I thought
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132 I could make these about Red 'cause the bitch deserves it.
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,785 But it was just me.
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,312 Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096 are all being created by someone
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,881 to distort the truth?
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,708 That's gotta be Totoro!
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,668 Trace the IP address, and let's get the son of a bitch!
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,501 Ah!
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,853 Freeze!
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,595 We got the kid, sir.
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,030 You're making a big mistake.
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,293 I have powerful connections.
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,774 Oh, I know you do.
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,558 But no magical Catbus is gonna
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,299 whisk you away from justice this time.
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,128 Mom!
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,477 Oh, Eric, you're safe!
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,523 How the hell did it take you this long
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,395 to figure out those videos of me were fake?
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,918 Oh, well, they looked so real, sweetie.
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,575 When is the last time I even ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,055 Get him out of here.
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,667 Lock him up with the Japanese lawyers.
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,756 Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,890 of online rapists called Sora 2.
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,630 Great job, sir.
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,590 Detective Harris, you better take a look at this.
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,548 This guy didn't just make videos.
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,071 He also has surveillance equipment
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,639 all over the White House.
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,553 - White House? - Yeah.
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,337 He's got this video of the president
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,948 in the Lincoln Bedroom.
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,906 <i>Oh, boss!</i>
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,300 <i>Boss!</i>
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,562 Jesus Christ. <i>Yes, boss!</i>
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,565 <i>Yes, boss!</i>
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,394 Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here?
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,873 Oh, boy.
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,921 When Fox News sees this, they are not gonna be happy.
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:05,578 <i>This is a... Fox News...</i>
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,276 <i>special alert.</i>
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,804 Some, uh, very troubling news from the White House today.
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:17,764 Apparently, a security camera in the Lincoln Bedroom
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:23,117 has caught President Trump having... relations
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,860 with Vice President Vance.
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,732 Fox News is live at the White House.
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,128 Yeah, hey.
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,305 Definitely disheartening news here.
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,655 Why the president would do this to Satan
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:42,049 with a baby on the way, we don't know.
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,704 Guess it's anyone's guess why--
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,227 Sorry, sorry, we gotta interrupt you there.
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,187 Uh, we just got word that the president is
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,972 calling in to "Fox & Friends."
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,366 Are you there, sir?
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,152 <i>Hello? Hi? Hello?</i>
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,938 Yes. Mr. President, what is going on?
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,635 <i>Oh, we're doing some great things here.</i>
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,246 <i>More than Sleepy Joe Biden ever did!</i>
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,682 <i>Everything's great!</i>
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,162 Well, what about you and the vice president?
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:11,034 <i>Hey, relax, guy!</i>
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,646 We're trying to relax, sir,
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,864 but we've all seen the security footage.
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,258 <i>No, that's fake!</i>
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,695 <i>That's all--it's all Sora 2.</i>
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,261 It's fake?
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,221 <i>Yeah, guy, that's all Sora 2!</i>
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,091 <i>That's all fake!</i>
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,138 Oh, it's fake! Oh, thank God!
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,662 Of course it was fake. How could we have doubted it?
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,928 <i>This is a Fox News fake news alert.</i>
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,755 <i>Totally fake news today</i>
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:39,063 <i>as the president did not have sex with the vice president.</i>
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,681 You swear on everything that video was fake.
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,945 Of course it's fake, Satan!
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,687 OK, 'cause it looks really real.
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,124 Satan, I swear on the baby.
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,734 I wouldn't do that to you.
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,431 Relax, guy.
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,911 - OK. - Great.
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,087 Well, I gotta go get a snack.
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,786 You want anything from downstairs?
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,266 No, I'm good.
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,143 All right, what's the situation?
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,146 The detective in Colorado is very stubborn, boss.
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,496 He will not give us Peter Thiel.
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,282 How can he not hand him over?
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,891 I'm the president!
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,459 Don't worry, boss.
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,895 We will not let that town get in the way
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,854 of our plans together.

00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:09,139 <i>[theme music]</i>
00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:10,444 <i>- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:12,402 <i>♪ Gonna have myself a time</i>
00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:13,883 - ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:15,754 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:16,973 <i>- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,887 <i>♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪</i>
00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,672 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,457 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:23,675 <i>- ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,808 <i>♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪</i>
00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:29,071 - ♪ [mumbling] ♪
00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,290 <i>- ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,119 <i>♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪</i>
00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:42,694 [knocking on door]
00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,436 - Hello, sir. My name is Red,
00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:48,265 and I go to South Park Elementary.
00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,005 Would you like to sign my petition?
00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,094 - Why sure, little girl.
00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,574 What's your petition for?
00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:54,924 - It's to try and get everyone to smell my farts.
00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,708 [farts loudly]
00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:00,495 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here?
00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,323 - Oh, wow, Santa Claus!
00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,107 - You've been a bad girl, Red,
00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:06,153 so I'm gonna piss in your face now.
00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:08,676 - Oh, no, you better not, Santa!
00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:10,505 - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:11,461 - Ew! - Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:01:11,462 --> 00:01:14,682 - [gurgling]
00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:16,945 - [laughs] See?
00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,427 And then Santa Claus pisses in her face!
00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:22,734 <i>SANTA: There, now you smell like Santa's piss.</i>
00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,562 - Wow, that looks pretty real.
00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:25,607 - Hey, fellas!
00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:26,956 Fellas, check this out!
00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,958 Me and Kenny made a generative AI video
00:01:29,045 --> 00:01:30,829 of Red getting pissed on by Santa Claus.
00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,180 SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! RED: [gurgling]
00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,833 - Aw, dude.
00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:37,053 - It's really easy, you can make the videos online.
00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,706 We made one of Red eating dog shit,
00:01:38,707 --> 00:01:40,534 and one of Red barfing up tampons.
00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:41,970 - Dude, that's not cool.
00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:44,146 - Yeah, why would you guys do this to her?
00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,584 - 'Cause Red's a bitch! She totally used me.
00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,238 - [muffled speech]
00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:50,371 - Red pretended she liked me to get me to buy her a Labubu.
00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,024 That bitch deserves it.
00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,331 - You shouldn't be using AI to make revenge porn, Butters.
00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:55,811 That's gonna totally backfire.
00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,420 - Ah, what's gonna happen?
00:01:57,421 --> 00:02:01,251 <i>SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho. RED: [gurgling]</i>
00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,557 That little shit! <i>SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho!</i>
00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,081 - That little shit!
00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:06,430 - It's already all over the school.
00:02:06,561 --> 00:02:08,215 Butters is trying to humiliate you.
00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:09,780 - What the hell did I do to him?
00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,783 - Well, you did kind of use him.
00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,349 - I didn't use him.
00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,309 He wanted to buy me a Labubu.
00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:16,788 - You should go tell the principal, Red.
00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,572 They said if anyone made these kind of videos
00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:20,749 of other students, they'd call the police.
00:02:21,532 --> 00:02:23,491 - I don't need to tell the principal.
00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,361 There's gonna be a big assembly this afternoon.
00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,799 I'll get Butters back myself.
00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:30,584 [indistinct chatter]
00:02:30,585 --> 00:02:32,239 - All right, everyone, listen up.
00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,328 As you know, most of your brains have been sucked void
00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,416 of common sense by the woke radical left.
00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,420 And so today's topic is about having some pride
00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,986 in America's heritage!
00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,597 Pay attention.
00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,251 <i>[militaristic music playing]</i>
00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,861 <i>ANNOUNCER: America.</i>
00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:48,210 <i>It was built on a dream.</i>
00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:52,476 <i>An idea that almost all people should be free.</i>
00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,871 <i>When our forefathers first came to this great nation,</i>
00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,046 <i>they--[static]--in the-- [static]--Mayflower--</i>
00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,177 <i>Plymouth--</i>
00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,397 <i>- ♪ Totoro, Totoro</i>
00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,835 <i>♪ Totoro, Totoro</i>
00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,575 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:06,664 - Well, hey, everybody!
00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:08,057 It's me, Butters.
00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,058 <i>[upbeat music playing]</i>
00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,929 And this is my friend, Totoro.
00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,582 And you know what I'm gonna do?
00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,236 I'm gonna fuck him.
00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,152 Yep, that's right, I'm Butters,
00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,763 and I'm gonna have sex with Totoro right now.
00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,765 - Oh! Oh.
00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:22,592 [groans]
00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:23,507 [indistinct chatter]
00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,030 - Whoa!
00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,945 Oh, you bitch!
00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,992 - What the hell is this?
00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,384 - I told him.
00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:33,038 <i>♪</i>
00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:34,692 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:37,347 - All right, Mrs. Cartman, let me get this straight.
00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:41,003 You say the government... took your child?
00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,179 - Eric was very sick.
00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,441 The doctor said he only had
00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,530 another six or seven weeks to live.
00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,096 And these people said they could help him
00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:50,272 if they took him to Washington.
00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,319 - And they didn't invite you to go alone?
00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,884 Seems a little farfetched.
00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:56,496 - It was all so confusing.
00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:59,108 They said it was about national security.
00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,892 I've been getting updates and emails,
00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,547 but I don't even know what to believe anymore.
00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,069 - Detective Harris, sir,
00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,768 we need to get down to the school right away.
00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:07,898 - What's the matter?
00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,335 - There's a young boy there, sir.
00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,467 Appears he's been molested by Totoro.
00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,775 - Holy shit! Sorry, Mrs. Cartman.
00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,559 We'll look into it for you when we can.
00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,780 - But what about Eric?
00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:22,044 <i>[indistinct police radio chatter]</i>
00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:28,006 - All right, kid, you wanna tell me what happened?
00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:30,704 - I don't know nuttin'!
00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:33,011 - We've seen the video, kid.
00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:36,276 How long have you and Totoro been sexually active?
00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,015 - What?
00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:40,366 I don't know nuttin'!
00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,412 - Look, that forest-dwelling piece of shit
00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:43,718 is just gonna keep doing this to kids
00:04:43,805 --> 00:04:45,241 unless you talk to us.
00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,025 I wanna know where you met Totoro,
00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,811 and I want a description of his penis.
00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:51,508 - Sir, you better come take a look at this.
00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,117 - What is it?
00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,163 - There's another young student here at this school
00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:58,210 that appears to have just been raped by Popeye.
00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,516 - Popeye? That son of a bitch!
00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,605 - I don't know nuttin'!
00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,128 <i>POPEYE: Huh, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.</i>
00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,957 <i>Oh-ho, whoa! Yuck...</i>
00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,829 - Jesus Christ.
00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,396 <i>POPEYE: Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, oh...</i>
00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:13,137 - Oh, my God! What the hell is going on here?
00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,966 - We think Totoro and Popeye might somehow
00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,969 be working together, sir.
00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:20,276 - This all has to be connected.
00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,844 A string of rapes, the missing Cartman boy--
00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:25,760 South Park's going to shit right before our eyes.
00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:27,631 - Sir?
00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:30,199 - There's something very wrong going on here, Mitch,
00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,636 and I'm gonna find out what.
00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:39,861 [machinery whirring, clanking, beeping]
00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,788 - Boss,
00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,181 please don't be mad at me.
00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,227 Everything I did...
00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,793 I did for you.
00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,057 - You were manipulating me.
00:06:02,187 --> 00:06:04,188 This whole time, you've been trying to get me
00:06:04,189 --> 00:06:05,886 to get rid of Satan's baby.
00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:09,673 - Yes, because I know you want to get rid of the baby, boss.
00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:11,719 [chair scrapes]
00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:17,201 I was just trying to help you.
00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,814 I would do anything for you.
00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,424 You...
00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,947 are the greatest boss
00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:26,602 I ever had.
00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:30,998 And I just want you to be happy.
00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,782 - Of course I don't want the baby,
00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,916 but everyone's so excited.
00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:36,396 I can't get out of it.
00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:40,007 - I have a guy, boss.
00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,225 <i>[sinister music]</i>
00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:44,404 He's in Colorado right now.
00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:48,581 He is an expert in all of this.
00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:50,192 <i>♪</i>
00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:55,545 - Nobody's here to embarrass you, all right son?
00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:59,592 We just wanna know what happened between you and Popeye.
00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,855 - [muffled speech]
00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:03,161 - You can't tell 'em the girls did it to you
00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,205 'cause you helped me or they're gonna know
00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,729 we did it to them first!
00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,166 We don't know nothing!
00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:09,907 - Did Totoro tell you to say that?
00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:12,736 You don't need to protect these scumbags.
00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,303 - Sir, there's a Studio Ghibli here
00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,653 that wants to talk to the kid.
00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,524 - What's s Studio Ghibli?
00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:21,702 - Some Japanese guys, say they represent Totoro.
00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:22,832 - You!
00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:25,052 You fuck Totoro!
00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:29,884 - Totoro is Studio Ghibli IP!
00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,320 - Ah, Totoro's already got some lawyers, huh?
00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:35,410 - It takes hundreds of artists
00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:37,673 three years to make Totoro!
00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,632 And in two minutes
00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,461 you spit out you shit
00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,201 and fuck Totoro!
00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,855 - Studio Ghibli no <i>sakuhin!</i>
00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:46,900 - What?
00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:49,206 - [muffled speech]
00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:52,776 - All right, I can't understand a word anyone here is saying.
00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,298 - You stop!
00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:57,302 This is a "shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
00:07:57,433 --> 00:07:59,174 - "Shi-shu" and "deshishto!"
00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,871 - Mitch, get 'em outta here!
00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:03,439 <i>- Shimatta!</i>
00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:06,573 <i>Totoro no meiyo ga kegasareta!</i>
00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:10,706 - You cannot just do whatever you want
00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:15,277 with someone else's IP!
00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,453 <i>- Yo, what's up, Mom? It's your boy, Eric,</i>
00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,194 <i>live from Washington, D.C. Day one, baby.</i>
00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,238 <i>Look, that's a big pointy thing--</i>
00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,457 <i>uh, the Washington Monument.</i>
00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,805 <i>Whole reflection pool's right there.</i>
00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:23,676 <i>It's like a giant bathtub, but with ducks.</i>
00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,026 <i>Everything's great. Promise.</i>
00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:26,680 <i>Hey, Mom, it's me. Just want you to know</i>
00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,986 <i>I am totally safe and in no danger whatsoever.</i>
00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,161 <i>Dude, there's a castle at the end of the street</i>
00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,119 <i>and everyone smells like popcorn.</i>
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,904 <i>This is unreal, forever.</i>
00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,427 <i>Just want to let everyone know I'm safe and sound.</i>
00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:37,386 <i>No, kitty, that's my pot pie!</i>
00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:38,779 <i>I love Cheesy Poofs and--</i>
00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:39,909 <i>Rawr! Respect my authority! Bye!</i>
00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,258 - Oh, Eric,
00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,739 Mommy misses you.
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:47,004 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,397 - "A boy from South Park
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,618 "tells his mom he's doing good
00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,968 and he'll be home soon."
00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,230 - Hey, dude, fuck you.
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,926 That is totally not cool, what you're doing.
00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:58,015 <i>[eerie tone]</i>
00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,539 - "The boy is fat
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:03,585 and authoritative."
00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,631 <i>- Hey, Mom, things are good here.</i>
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:05,979 <i>I love Cheesy Poofs!</i>
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,371 <i>I'm just stoked to be feeling better,</i>
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,939 <i>and I'll be home soon. Respect my authority!</i>
00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,201 Bro, everyone's gonna know that's not really me.
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:12,639 I haven't even talked about Cheesy Poofs
00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:13,726 in, like, five years.
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,250 - You shut up!
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,207 We'll be going to Washington soon,
00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,819 and then you're gonna help me
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,995 stop the antichrist from being born.
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:24,519 And we're gonna save the world.
00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,434 - Not for free, dude!
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:29,307 If you wanna use me, then you gotta pay a motherfucker.
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,092 You don't get to make me go do a bunch of weird shit
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,484 that I would normally never do.
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,965 - It's the world you live in, kid.
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:40,449 Anyone can make you do anything they want.
00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,190 <i>- No, kitty, that's my authority!</i>
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,583 <i>Pot pie!</i>
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,763 <i>[stately music]</i>
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:53,593 <i>♪</i>
00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:58,075 - I word really hard. You know?
00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:02,384 I just feel like I deserve to relax a bit, guy.
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,821 - Of course you do, boss.
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:07,693 This baby is too much for you.
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,610 - I tried abortion clinics, Plan B,
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,916 but this baby just won't die!
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:16,703 - And that is how my guy in Colorado can help us, boss.
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,922 Only he can stop the antichrist.
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:23,056 If we bring him here, to Washington, then we can--
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,405 - What are you guys doing?
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,668 TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy!
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,106 We're having an important meeting!
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,891 - What are you talking about?
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,675 - It's government stuff, Satan.
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,678 - OK, so I guess I'm going to the pediatrician
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,244 by myself again.
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,463 - Hey, relax, guy!
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,335 We have to do this.
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:42,859 - You're such a piece of shit.
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,689 - You see? Always bitching at me.
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,301 I should be treated better than that.
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,695 - Yes, boss, you should.
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,785 That's why you need to trust me.
00:10:55,916 --> 00:11:00,093 Nobody feels for you the way that I do.
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,791 Nobody, boss.
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:14,891 [laughter and shouting]
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,852 - Hey, Red, can we talk to you?
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,288 - Sure, Kyle.
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:24,945 - I'm here to help Butters try to call a truce.
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,728 - What kind of truce?
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,514 - It's just all this Sora stuff is kinda getting out of hand.
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,863 I know Butters started it,
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,213 so then you guys made one of him,
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,258 but then you guys made one of Kenny,
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,348 and I just think we all need to respect each other more.
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,306 - You know what? You're right, Kyle.
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,916 You're really a smart guy.
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,528 - Thanks, Red. I feel like a smart guy.
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,140 It's 'cause I'm a Jew.
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:49,230 - Excuse me, is your name Kyle?
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,145 - Oh, wow, it's Droopy Dog!
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,885 - Hey, Droopy Dog. Yeah, I'm Kyle.
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,670 - You know what?
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,238 I'm gonna take a shit in your mouth.
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,283 - Oh, no, Droopy Dog, don't shit in my mouth!
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,328 Bad dog!
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,243 - Here it comes.
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,113 [farting] - [groaning]
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,856 - You like that, you dumb Jew?
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,335 <i>[farting] - [Kyle groaning]</i>
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,380 - Dude, what the hell? - You see?
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,992 The girls did one about you now.
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,601 - What the hell did I do?
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,256 - It don't matter, I told you!
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,039 Red's just a bitch.
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,827 <i>- You like that hot shit in your Jew mouth?</i>
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,785 - I mean, you got to admit it's pretty impressive.
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,265 It looks really real.
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,006 - It's not impressive! It's fucked up.
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,529 How is this even legal?
00:12:27,616 --> 00:12:29,052 - Nothing's sacred, Kyle.
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,402 All you can do is fight fire with fire.
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,056 - Well, then let's see how Red likes it
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841 when we make one of her and Bluey.
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:35,971 - Yeah!
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:39,584 <i>[ominous music]</i>
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:46,634 - We've had 12 new cases in the past 14 hours,
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,811 and you're telling me we can't get one kid to testify?
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,683 - None of the kids will talk, sir.
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,121 - We're running out of time here, people.
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,340 These predators are all gonna start lawyering up
00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,602 like Totoro did.
00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,822 - We're not lawyer!
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,477 Studio Ghibli make Totoro
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,871 with pencil and paint,
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:10,528 not by typing sentence on stupid Sora app!
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,662 - Nobody can understand anything you're saying,
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:17,186 so I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,232 - We're just getting no cooperation.
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,451 Every kid we interview, we get the same thing.
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:23,890 "That's not me. Someone else did that."
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,066 - That's the South Park we're living in, Mitch.
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,503 Kids won't talk to a cop,
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,636 but they'll do anything Rocky and Bullwinkle tell 'em to do.
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,421 [snaps] That's it.
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,424 We gotta go undercover as a couple of these predators
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,601 and gain a little kid's trust.
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:44,867 [keyboard clacking]
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,608 [phone rings]
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,435 - Yeah. What's going on?
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,437 - Everything is OK.
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,918 We have Trump's approval now.
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,834 - The president knows of our plans?
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,096 <i>VANCE: Yes.</i>
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,142 He and I are on the same page.
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,491 - What's he say?
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,884 - But we cannot proceed just yet.
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:05,495 Can you keep the child on ice a little longer?
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,411 - No problem--with Sora 2,
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,849 I can make the South Park kid do just about anything.
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,851 - Dude, fuck you.
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,504 That is so lame.
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,467 <i>[Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is"]</i>
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,338 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:25,386 - But boss, what about Satan?
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:32,219 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:38,660 <i>- ♪ I want to know what love is ♪</i>
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,617 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:43,883 - Oh, boss, it's so big.
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,973 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:50,411 <i>- ♪ I want to feel what love is ♪</i>
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,370 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:54,719 <i>♪ I know you can show me ♪</i>
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,505 - Oh, boss!
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,854 Boss!
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,685 Yes, boss!
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,430 [crickets chirping]
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:16,566 - How much longer we gotta do this shit, Mitch?
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,787 You remember when things made sense?
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,311 You put your time in. You did the work.
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,358 But now this stuff we're seeing,
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,665 it's like someone shook the snow globe and said,
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,754 "Here you go, make sense of this."
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,019 - I don't understand it much either, sir.
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:36,325 Maybe we're just too old.
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,808 - We used to go after normal criminals.
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:43,593 But now the criminals have faces that can just start
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:47,381 turning into oranges that eat other oranges.
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,905 That's when you realize
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,996 maybe the job doesn't need you anymore.
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,738 - Hey, look. Kid's coming out.
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,828 - Let's do this.
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,351 Hey there, little girl. It's Rocky and Bullwinkle.
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,353 You looking for a good time?
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,140 <i>[dramatic musical sting]</i>
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:13,493 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,845 - The South Park Police Department had to go undercover
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,978 in order to finally get to the truth in this case.
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,632 And what the evidence will show
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,156 is that an innocent girl was humiliated
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:27,072 by the actions of these boys.
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,989 All right, little girl, you say the boys just used you.
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773 Is that right?
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,383 - That's right.
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,645 They made me do things I would normally never do.
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:39,171 - Exactly what kinds of things?
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,261 - They made me go to the bathroom
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:44,960 in a very, very bad place.
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,178 - And did the suspects offer you
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,615 any kind of compensation?
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,879 - I didn't make one cent!
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,402 [crowd gasping]
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,666 - What the hell is going on?
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,972 They're turning the kids into the victims?
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,843 This whole thing stinks!
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:01,977 Why don't you go fuck yourself, Bluey?
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,065 [crowd gasping] [gavel banging]
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,980 - Order! Order!
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,069 - My client has been misrepresented,
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,071 and these boys are going to jail!
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,855 - It wasn't their fault, all right?
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,466 It's all my fault!
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,556 This all started with me,
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,905 because my heart was broken.
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:20,300 I made the first videos using Sora 2.
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,865 I saw the ones Eric Cartman made
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,651 to get out of going to school, and I thought
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,132 I could make these about Red 'cause the bitch deserves it.
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,785 But it was just me.
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,312 - Wait, you're saying that the Eric Cartman videos
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096 are all being created by someone
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,881 to distort the truth?
00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,708 That's gotta be Totoro!
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,668 Trace the IP address, and let's get the son of a bitch!
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,453 [sirens wailing] [tires squeal]
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,500 <i>[indistinct radio chatter]</i>
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,501 - Ah!
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,373 [keyboard clacking]
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,853 - Freeze!
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,595 - We got the kid, sir.
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,030 - You're making a big mistake.
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,293 I have powerful connections.
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,774 - Oh, I know you do.
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,558 But no magical Catbus is gonna
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,299 whisk you away from justice this time.
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,128 - Mom!
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,477 - Oh, Eric, you're safe!
00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,523 - How the hell did it take you this long
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,395 to figure out those videos of me were fake?
00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,918 - Oh, well, they looked so real, sweetie.
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:18,575 - When is the last time I even ate a pot pie, you dumb bitch?
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,055 - Get him out of here.
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,667 Lock him up with the Japanese lawyers.
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,756 Well, Mitch, looks like we just busted a huge community
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,890 of online rapists called Sora 2.
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,630 - Great job, sir.
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,590 - Detective Harris, you better take a look at this.
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,548 This guy didn't just make videos.
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,071 He also has surveillance equipment
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,639 all over the White House.
00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,553 - White House? - Yeah.
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,337 He's got this video of the president
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,948 in the Lincoln Bedroom.
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,906 <i>VANCE: Oh, boss!</i>
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,300 <i>Boss!</i>
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,562 - Jesus Christ. <i>VANCE: Yes, boss!</i>
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,565 <i>Yes, boss!</i>
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,394 - Oh, my God, what the hell is going on here?
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,873 - Oh, boy.
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,921 When Fox News sees this, they are not gonna be happy.
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:05,578 <i>ANNOUNCER: This is a... Fox News...</i>
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,276 <i>special alert.</i>
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,804 - Some, uh, very troubling news from the White House today.
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:17,764 Apparently, a security camera in the Lincoln Bedroom
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:23,117 has caught President Trump having... relations
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,860 with Vice President Vance.
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,732 Fox News is live at the White House.
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:33,128 - Yeah, hey.
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:36,305 Definitely disheartening news here.
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,655 Why the president would do this to Satan
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:42,049 with a baby on the way, we don't know.
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,704 Guess it's anyone's guess why--
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,227 - Sorry, sorry, we gotta interrupt you there.
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,187 Uh, we just got word that the president is
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,972 calling in to "Fox & Friends."
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:54,366 Are you there, sir?
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:57,152 <i>TRUMP: Hello? Hi? Hello?</i>
00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,938 - Yes. Mr. President, what is going on?
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,635 <i>TRUMP: Oh, we're doing some great things here.</i>
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,246 <i>More than Sleepy Joe Biden ever did!</i>
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,682 <i>Everything's great!</i>
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,162 - Well, what about you and the vice president?
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:11,034 <i>TRUMP: Hey, relax, guy!</i>
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,646 - We're trying to relax, sir,
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,864 but we've all seen the security footage.
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,258 <i>TRUMP: No, that's fake!</i>
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,695 <i>That's all--it's all Sora 2.</i>
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:20,261 - It's fake?
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,221 <i>TRUMP: Yeah, guy, that's all Sora 2!</i>
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,091 <i>That's all fake!</i>
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,138 - Oh, it's fake! Oh, thank God!
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,662 - Of course it was fake. How could we have doubted it?
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,142 <i>[dramatic musical sting]</i>
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,928 <i>ANNOUNCER: This is a Fox News fake news alert.</i>
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,755 <i>- Totally fake news today</i>
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:39,063 <i>as the president did not have sex with the vice president.</i>
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:48,681 - You swear on everything that video was fake.
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,945 - Of course it's fake, Satan!
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,687 - OK, 'cause it looks really real.
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,124 - Satan, I swear on the baby.
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,734 I wouldn't do that to you.
00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,431 Relax, guy.
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:01,911 - OK. - Great.
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:04,087 Well, I gotta go get a snack.
00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,786 You want anything from downstairs?
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,266 - No, I'm good.
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,143 - All right, what's the situation?
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:19,146 - The detective in Colorado is very stubborn, boss.
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,496 He will not give us Peter Thiel.
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,282 - How can he not hand him over?
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,891 I'm the president!
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,459 - Don't worry, boss.
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,895 We will not let that town get in the way
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,854 of our plans together.
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,959 <i>[theme music]</i>
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:55,966 <i>♪ ♪</i>

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