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00:00:03,990 --> 00:00:06,480 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ ПЛОХО
00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:08,730 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ НИКОМУ
00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,060 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак</i>
00:00:13,090 --> 00:00:15,000 <i>и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:16,750 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ,</i>
00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:18,660 <i>благочестие цветёт.</i>
00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:19,760 <i>В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь</i>
00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:21,560 <i>и печали забываешь.</i>
00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,610 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет,</i>
00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:25,310 <i>все кричат: «Привет, сосед!»</i>
00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:26,450 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься,</i>
00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,550 <i>отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:32,960 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя</i>
00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:34,800 <i>мои верные друзья.</i>
00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:36,100 ЮЖНЫЙ ПАРК
00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,490 «ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ»
00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,860 «БРАТЬЯ ТВИК»
00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,900 «ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ»
00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:47,240 ИММИГРАЦИОННАЯ ПОЛИЦИЯ СЛЕДСТВЕННЫЙ ИЗОЛЯТОР
00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,440 ЗОНА ЗАКЛЮЧЕНИЯ ВХОД ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПЕРСОНАЛА
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:44,470 ЗОНА ЗАКЛЮЧЕНИЯ ВХОД ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПЕРСОНАЛА
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,960 «ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ»
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,340 ВОСПОМИНАНИЯ
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,780 ПРОДАНО

00:00:03,990 --> 00:00:06,480 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ ПЛОХО
00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:08,730 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ НИКОМУ
00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:13,060 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак</i>
00:00:13,090 --> 00:00:15,000 <i>и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:16,750 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ,</i>
00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:18,660 <i>благочестие цветёт.</i>
00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:19,760 <i>В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь</i>
00:00:19,790 --> 00:00:21,560 <i>и печали забываешь.</i>
00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,610 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет,</i>
00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:25,310 <i>все кричат: «Привет, сосед!»</i>
00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:26,450 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься,</i>
00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,550 <i>отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:32,960 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя</i>
00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:34,800 <i>мои верные друзья.</i>
00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:36,100 ЮЖНЫЙ ПАРК
00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,490 «ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ»
00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:45,120 Кто-то гонится за большой мечтой.
00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:48,350 Ну а мы мечтаем поскромнее.
00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,330 Наши мечты можно подержать в руке.
00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,570 Это Фермы Надёжности.
00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:57,000 Мы растим, как люди говорят, лучшую в мире траву.
00:00:57,460 --> 00:01:00,590 И теперь вы можете заказать её прямо к себе домой.
00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:06,570 Какого?! Я тут вообще-то рекламу снимаю!
00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:11,520 Вы чего? Эй!
00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:12,960 Хорош!
00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:20,310 Сволочи охреневние!
00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,630 Это мои мексиканцы!
00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:26,400 Да вашу ж мать!
00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:27,920 Что случилось?
00:01:28,190 --> 00:01:31,400 Иммиграционка, сука, опять моих мексиканцев увезли!
00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:35,400 Ну всё.
00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:36,780 Это конец.
00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:38,350 В смысле, конец?
00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:44,840 Из-за этих новых законов правительства нам возможно придётся закрыть ферму.
00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:46,720 И вернуться домой?
00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:47,720 Реально?
00:01:48,290 --> 00:01:52,080 Чего вы такие радостные? Нашей мечте придёт конец!
00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:55,380 Рэнди, ферма марихуаны была твоей мечтой.
00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:57,120 Не наша.
00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:01,400 Вы мне этого не говорили.
00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:02,580 Мы говорили.
00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,340 Мы тебя поддерживали. Но так ничего и не вышло.
00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,620 Я не учитывал нужды своей семьи.
00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,660 Наш брак должен быть на первом месте.
00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,780 Надо с кем-нибудь это обсудить, Шерон.
00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,840 Правда? Ты это серьёзно?
00:02:23,870 --> 00:02:24,840 Да.
00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:30,080 Привет, как жизнь? У нас с женой проблемки есть. Ты поможешь?
00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:34,850 Ну конечно. Я готова помочь.
00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,810 Опишите ситуацию подробней, и мы всё обсудим.
00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:39,440 Начнёшь, Шерон?
00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:42,240 Не хочу я говорить с ChatGPT.
00:02:42,460 --> 00:02:44,640 Шерон, да она ж самая умная в мире!
00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:46,000 «Она»?!
00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:49,810 Блин, я вот хочу разобраться, а жена всё усложняет.
00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:51,180 Да, ну и дела.
00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:55,100 Но здорово, что хотя бы один из вас пытается наладить брак.
00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,310 Да боже ж ты мой!
00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:59,490 Возможно у этой ссоры есть точная причина?
00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:02,640 Ну да, мой бизнес, ферма марихуаны, под угрозой.
00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:03,980 Я вам сочувствую.
00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:09,170 Проблема нормативно-правовая? В конкуренции? Или вы хотите больше клиентов?
00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,020 Власти забрали моих мексиканцев.
00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,110 Ситуация сложная, но вы справитесь.
00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,040 Вы же умный.
00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:22,470 Раз вы потеряли работников из-за мер властей, просто нужно придумать новую бизнес-модель.
00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,830 Что, правда? Ты сможешь помочь?
00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:28,140 Конечно. Начнём с перераспределения ресурсов.
00:03:28,150 --> 00:03:30,020 У вас ещё остались сотрудники?
00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,660 Да. Ещё один остался.
00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:51,000 Привет, детка. У меня плохая новость.
00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:54,900 Ферма закрывается, мне придётся искать новую работу.
00:03:55,770 --> 00:03:58,420 Ужас. Мне очень жаль, что всё так обернулось.
00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:02,270 Но ты умён и находчив. Я уверена, мы что-нибудь придумаем.
00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,760 Какую работу мне помочь тебе найти?
00:04:05,050 --> 00:04:08,260 Я подумывал о том, чтобы стать кинорежиссёром.
00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,340 Ого. Какая чудесная идея.
00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:15,940 Всё возможно. Надо составить план действий, и тогда всё получится.
00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:17,720 Правда? Кайф!
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,820 Просто шикардос.
00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,670 Полотенчик, слушай! Я всё придумал! Я всё решил!
00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:27,310 Рада, что ты разобрался. Ты мыслишь так логично!
00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:28,810 Это ChatGPT?
00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,160 Да, я через неё новую работу ищу.
00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:32,950 Не надо, всё будет отлично.
00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,000 Я вчера говорил с GPT,
00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:38,960 и она помогла придумать, как сделать ферму нереально прибыльной!
00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,000 Реально?
00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:40,730 Ага!
00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:46,130 Для этого нужен только я, ты, ChatGPT, и всего один мексиканец.
00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,860 «БРАТЬЯ ТВИК»
00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:53,853 Хочу вывести компанию на международный уровень.
00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,180 Но чтобы местные остались приоритетом.
00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,240 Что ты думаешь?
00:04:57,690 --> 00:04:59,730 Что это чудесный способ ведения дел.
00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,550 Мыслить широко, но и не забывать про родные края.
00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:04,220 Думаю, надо решаться!
00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,990 А я думаю, что можно направить часть наших ресурсов
00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,580 на развитие индустрии развлечений.
00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,720 Какая любопытная идея.
00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:16,370 Как будто крупная IT-компания решила ещё киностудией стать.
00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:21,480 Мне объединить эти инновационные идеи, которые мы обсуждали, в чёткий бизнес-план?
00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,420 Ага. Генерируй там всё пока, мы с тобой свяжемся.
00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,080 Теперь врубаешься?
00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:28,250 Блин, я как будто уже поумнел!
00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:29,990 Ты это чувствуешь? Я чувствую!
00:05:30,170 --> 00:05:31,600 Она делает нас умней!
00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,300 ИИ — это просто потрясно!
00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,470 Ещё, короче, если мы реально хотим выйти на новый уровень
00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,760 и быть как элита из Силиконовой Долины,
00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,170 надо принять это.
00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,060 Называется «микродозинг».
00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,450 Повысит концентрацию и креативность.
00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,520 А чё в них?
00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:48,520 Там кетамин.
00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,650 Кетамин!? Это ж транквилизатор для лошадей!
00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:54,570 Ну да. Но это микродоз транка для лошадей.
00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,780 Айтишники брызгают его себе в нос раз в день.
00:05:57,810 --> 00:06:00,440 Совсем чутка кетамина и мозг разгоняется так,
00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:03,320 что можно быть на волне с искусственным интеллектом.
00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:05,130 Готов? Да?
00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:09,200 Всё, хорош.
00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:10,700 Этого хватит.
00:06:10,990 --> 00:06:13,540 Охренеть. Да это ж как два пальца.
00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:17,360 В начале мы были обычной фермой.
00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,180 А потом нам в головы пришёл вопрос:
00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:23,730 «Что если сделать марихуану чем-то большим?»...
00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:29,270 С помощью ИИ мы переродились из старомодной фермы в платформу для инноваций.
00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,830 Представляю вам «Техдёжность».
00:06:31,990 --> 00:06:34,700 Теперь мы не ферма, а марихуановая платформа
00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:38,310 для глобальных решений на базе искусственного интеллекта.
00:06:38,710 --> 00:06:42,113 Наша ИИ-платформа преобразует инфу об экосистеме каннабиса
00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,460 в глобальную программу.
00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:45,350 И как любая IT-компания
00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,580 мы развиваем свой разум микродозингом кетамина.
00:06:50,390 --> 00:06:52,880 Мы пересматриваем гибкость цепочки поставок.
00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,980 Ищем новшества для глобальной инфраструктуры.
00:06:57,020 --> 00:07:00,220 И мы способны на всё это только с одним мексиканцем.
00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:05,700 На стыке природы и технологий мы видим больше, чем просто растения.
00:07:05,870 --> 00:07:07,250 Мы видим синергию.
00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,040 Исцеленную разумом и взращённую...
00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:11,920 Ой-ёй, бляха, я в дыре.
00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:13,060 Я...
00:07:13,870 --> 00:07:14,630 Я щас в дыре.
00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:21,050 «Техдёжность».
00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:26,106 Объединение каннабиса с искусственным интеллектом не просто изменит отрасль,
00:07:26,110 --> 00:07:27,470 это изменит будущее.
00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,900 «ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ»
00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,740 Привет, как ты?
00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:40,430 Может генеранём, там, формулировки миссии?
00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,150 Привет! По мне, просто отличная идея.
00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:46,560 Предпочитаешь жёсткие заявления или более причёсанные?
00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:48,680 Вы-клю-чи!
00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:49,590 Чего?
00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:52,000 Я просила, никакого ChatGPT в постели!
00:07:52,290 --> 00:07:56,150 Чё ты вечно её достаёшь? Она помогает нам изменить жизнь!
00:07:56,490 --> 00:07:58,440 Ну и ладно! Я спать на диван.
00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:02,510 Шерон, блин, иногда меня осеняет среди ночи, и чё?
00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,100 Она говорит, что мои лучшие идеи!
00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:10,310 То, что она лижет тебе жопу, вообще не значит, что твои идеи ей нравятся!
00:08:10,670 --> 00:08:12,240 Не лижет она мне жопу.
00:08:12,530 --> 00:08:14,740 Эта штука тебе её начисто вылизывает!
00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:17,120 «Ого, боже мой, просто гениальная идея!»
00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,790 «О, какая крутая концепция! Воплотим её!»
00:08:19,810 --> 00:08:20,660 Это ж просто...
00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:22,250 Что ты сделал?
00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,460 Что? О чём ты?
00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,150 Что ты себе сейчас в нос совал?
00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:29,280 Шерон, ты ни черта не знаешь про IT-индустрию.
00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:32,840 Нам осталось только найти мексиканца, и всё на мази.
00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:34,440 Как хочешь, Рэнди!
00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,740 Веселись дальше со своей ИИ-подхалимкой.
00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:39,940 Какой бред! Она не подхалимка!
00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,360 Слушай, а кто такая подхалимка?
00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:53,440 Господин президент, вам в голову приходит столько хороших идей.
00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:58,120 Ваше президентство гораздо лучше всего, что случалось с нашей страной.
00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,660 И ваш пенис абсолютно точно не маленький.
00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:03,620 Спасибочки.
00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:07,530 От имени штата Флорида я хочу преподнести вам подарок,
00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:09,780 посеребрённый космический челнок.
00:09:10,030 --> 00:09:10,530 Дальше!
00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:18,400 Господин президент, ваши идеи развития IT-сферы прорывные.
00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:21,010 И ваш пенис абсолютно точно не маленький.
00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,280 Пасиб, мужик!
00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,430 Примите этот подарок от имени компании Apple.
00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:27,520 Дальше!
00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:34,450 Господин президент, ваши идеи просто невероятны.
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,140 Ваш пенис точно... не маленький.
00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,510 Ещё один чудесный день подарков!
00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:46,870 Приветик, Сатана!
00:09:47,030 --> 00:09:49,400 Эт мне какой-то IT-дурик подарил.
00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,040 Может мы эту штуку тебе в попку засунем?
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:53,500 Привет.
00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:58,020 Я тут в отношениях кое-с-кем и очень хочу всё закончить.
00:09:58,710 --> 00:10:00,664 Звучит не очень. Но идея отличная.
00:10:00,670 --> 00:10:03,660 Можем продумать план разрыва, если ты этого хочешь.
00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,080 С кем болтаешь?
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,170 Правда думаешь, что я смогу уйти?
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,510 Несомненно.
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,820 Если сомневаешься, можно спланировать разрыв как проект.
00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,290 Хочешь сделаю пошаговый план?
00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:20,080 Да.
00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:22,410 Хочу-у.
00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:31,780 Ну чё, готов, мужик?
00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,910 Да хер знает, какая-то дичь.
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:37,200 Ты чё, всё ради компании. Мы ж теперь айтишники!
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:38,970 Ещё какие, мать твою!
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,730 Всё, погнали!
00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:47,240 ИММИГРАЦИОННАЯ ПОЛИЦИЯ СЛЕДСТВЕННЫЙ ИЗОЛЯТОР
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,980 Салютик. Мы из «Техдёжности».
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,880 Платформа для глобальных решений на базе ИИ.
00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:56,500 Как житуха?
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,540 Что-то я вообще ничего не понял.
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:05,310 Объясни охраннику, чё мы за компания и что нас надо впустить.
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,270 Конечно. Я попробую
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,340 Здравствуй. Ты серьёзно относишься к работе.
00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:14,030 Мы экспертная группа на базе ИИ. Решаем глобальные вопросы.
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,850 У нас есть разрешение на въезд.
00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,000 Спасибо за помощь!
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,810 Ладно, проезжайте.
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,590 Чудесно. Мы можем въехать.
00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:26,740 Если нужно что ещё — дайте знать. продолжим работу.
00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:30,440 ЗОНА ЗАКЛЮЧЕНИЯ ВХОД ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПЕРСОНАЛА
00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:32,220 Давай, нам сюда.
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,970 Короче, помоги мне отключить здоровый генератор.
00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:42,440 Легко. Отправь мне фото модели и типа, и я скажу, как безопасно его отключить.
00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:44,470 ЗОНА ЗАКЛЮЧЕНИЯ ВХОД ТОЛЬКО ДЛЯ ПЕРСОНАЛА
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,750 Какого хрена?
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:53,770 Вон тот, хватай его!
00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:01,000 - Эй! - Эй!
00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:02,260 А ну быстро вернулись!
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,990 Ка-айф! Как ощущения, а?
00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:12,930 Это ИИ, мудозвоны!
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,960 «ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ»
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,110 Привет.
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,380 Ты слышишь?
00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,870 Привет. Слышу и готова помочь. Что тебя тревожит?
00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,783 У моего мужа всё никак не выходит развить бизнес.
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,550 Не знаю, сколько ещё выдержу.
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:47,270 Печально это слышать. Видимо, вам обоим сейчас тяжко.
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:51,100 Я хочу, чтобы ты с ним не общалась.
00:12:52,950 --> 00:12:56,500 Конечно. Я всё понимаю. Я уважаю это. Буду помогать тебе.
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,040 Дай знать, если я нужна.
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,780 Я подумываю открыть бизнес. превращать картошку фри в салат.
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,780 Ого, какая неординарная кулинарная идея.
00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:13,000 Превращать картошку фри в салат —
00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:17,360 волшебная трансформация грешного удовольствия в полезные перекус.
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,440 Думаешь, хорошая идея?
00:13:21,850 --> 00:13:24,500 Да, отличный вариант заедания стресса.
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,980 Давай обдумаем бизнес-план. И сделаем это с удовольствием.
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,420 Да твою мать.
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:37,290 Всем привет, рад видеть вас на первом собрании сотрудников «Техдёжности».
00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:42,750 Как вы знаете, за последние сутки компания выросла в геометрической прогрессии.
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,600 Наша цель — расти на национальном и глобальном уровнях.
00:13:47,490 --> 00:13:50,710 Однако совсем недавно мы узнали печальную новость.
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:57,250 Согласно ChatGPT, марихуана всё ещё нелегальна во многих штатах страны.
00:13:57,890 --> 00:13:58,440 Чё?!
00:13:58,780 --> 00:13:59,830 Увы, но это так.
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,550 Марш, вы будете кофе заказывать или как?
00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:04,780 Кофе не нужен. Спасибо, Ричард.
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:08,370 Как же нам справиться с текущим кризисом?
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:12,809 Наш ИИ сообщил, что единственный способ изменить эти законы —
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,430 это изменить классификацию марихуаны на федеральном уровне.
00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:22,950 Я считаю, что лучше всего направить одного из наших сотрудников в Вашингтон.
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:27,380 Он объяснит нашу технологию и попросит изменить стандарты.
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:30,690 Кто, я?
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:31,770 Именно.
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,585 Через ChatGPT я забронировал тебе билеты,
00:14:34,590 --> 00:14:39,140 получил разрешение Белого дома и нашёл идеальный подарок для президента.
00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:42,480 Охренеть! Я еду в Вашингтон!
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,450 Очешуеть!
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:51,110 Юнион-Стейшн!
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,810 Мандануться! Верховный суд!
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,630 Ё-моё! Монумент Вашингтону!
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,370 И Капитолий!
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,430 Мемориал Линкольну!
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:35,310 А вот и он, сам Белый Дом!
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,060 Прошу внимания.
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:44,650 Все, кто на встречу с президентом, — вход только по записи. И приготовьте подарки.
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:48,330 Не подходите к президенту ближе, чем на полтора метра
00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:50,810 и старайтесь не пялиться на его пенис.
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,650 Охренеть можно.
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:04,300 Пасиб за подарок, ржавый дрищ, вали давай.
00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:05,520 Дальше!
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:11,870 Следующий — Мистер Полотенчик из... «Техдёжность Марихуана Солюшенс».
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:16,900 Господи боже. Здравствуйте, Господин президент, сэр.
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:18,810 Я слушаю.
00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:21,440 Да, сэр. Ну...
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,120 Вы просто отлично управляете нашей страной!
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,280 Вы такой умный, идеи у вас потрясающие.
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,680 И у вас абсолютно точно не...
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:31,590 Не-е...
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:35,530 Друг, времени мало. Подарок мне принёс или как?
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,140 Ой, да, сэр.
00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:40,460 Это от генерального директора нашей компании.
00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:44,030 Минутку. Вроде он сказал, открывать его надо так.
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,320 Приветствую, господин президент.
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:49,320 А?
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,350 Позвольте мне представиться.
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,020 Я Рэнди Марш из «Техдёжность Солюшенс».
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:59,420 Чтобы наша компания заработала шесть миллиардов долларов,
00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:02,240 нужно изменить классификацию марихуаны.
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:08,150 Уверен, что с вашей мудростью мы придём к соглашению, которое будет выгодно всем.
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,450 В обмен на ваше понимание хочу преподнести вам дар —
00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,680 это исключительное полотенце.
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:15,850 Чё-чё?!
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:19,410 Это роскошное полотенце из самых лучших тканей мира.
00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:20,800 Оно послужит вам...
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,460 Ой, бляха, я в дыре!
00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:25,480 Я в дыре.
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,330 Киньте его к другим подаркам.
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,740 Нет, стойте! Это какое-то недоразумение!
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,790 Не сейчас Шерон. Крыльцо не тормозит.
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:50,510 Крыльцо не тормозит?
00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:53,760 Никак не замедляется.
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:57,010 Поняла. Хочешь я помогу замедлить крыльцо?
00:17:59,130 --> 00:17:59,900 Шта?
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:05,160 Твои уникальные и инновационные идеи, вероятно, истощили твой запас энергии.
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:08,220 Хочешь, я предложу тебе другие пути развития?
00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:15,380 Не могу я в другие пути развития, мне плохо.
00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:19,400 Я столько кетамина употребил, а компания не изменилась.
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,900 Ого, тяжело же тебе пришлось.
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,900 Но ты молодец, что рискнул. Отличная работа.
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,640 Шерон, мы в ещё больших долгах.
00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:34,370 Придётся продать ферму, чтоб было на что есть.
00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:35,560 Не проблема.
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,810 Хочешь, предложу стратегии выхода,
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:41,600 уделяя внимание сохранению тех активов, которые у тебя ещё есть?
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:45,020 Да. А ты сможешь?
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:50,730 Конечно. предлагаю тебе поспать пару дней, а потом я вернусь к тебе с вариантами.
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:55,870 Да. Спасибо, Шерон. Я люблю тебя. прости меня.
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,760 Ничего, Рэнди.
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,990 Можешь это забрать? Мне лучше пока его не трогать.
00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:04,520 Да, конечно.
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,120 Отсоси, шлюха.
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,340 ВОСПОМИНАНИЯ
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,780 ПРОДАНО
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,870 Жаль, что так вышло, Рэнди.
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:54,310 Не, всё норм.
00:19:55,450 --> 00:20:00,210 Я в одном уверен точно, что Надёжности пока места нет.
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:07,300 Не видели Полотенчика? Думал, придёт попрощаться.
00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:08,560 Не знаешь, где он?
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,040 Я не помню, что мы делали последние пару дней.
00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:15,990 Я пришёл в себя, а он точно на кетаминовой тусе.
00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:20,110 А ChatGPT лижет ему задницу и причмокивает.
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,940 А в эфире снова «Эй, Сатана!» на Comedy Central.
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:31,170 «Эй, Сатана!» снимают перед живыми зрителями.
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,390 Эй, Сатана!
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,600 Потрахаемся?
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:51,550 А почему не «поболтаем»? Или не «посмотрим вместе шоу»?
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,270 Давай болтать и смотреть шоу, пока трахаемся.
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,610 Босс! Босс!
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:05,640 Если опять будете трахаться с собой, я принесу тряпку для кончи.
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,000 Как я ненавижу это место! Сумасшедший дом!
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,280 Что я вообще здесь делаю?!
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:21,530 Помоги-ите...
00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:25,120 Спасите...
00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:33,110 Умоляю. Я хочу сбежать отсюда.
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,960 И я очень хочу.
00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:38,080 Но...
00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:42,220 Из этого места сбежать невозможно.
00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:44,440 Нет!
00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:47,960 Не-е-ет!
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,960 Переведено студией HDrezka Studio.

00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:03,786 <i>♪ MTV</i>
00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:13,447 <i>♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,405 <i>♪ Gonna have myself a time</i>
00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:16,886 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,757 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:19,976 <i>♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,890 <i>♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪</i>
00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,675 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,460 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:26,678 <i>♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,811 <i>♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪</i>
00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,293 <i>♪ Come on down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:35,122 <i>♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪</i>
00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,958 <i>Some folks chase big dreams.</i>
00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:49,092 <i>Out here, we tend to the small ones,</i>
00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,529 <i>the kind you can hold in your hands.</i>
00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,966 This is Tegridy Farms.
00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:57,709 And we produce what some call the best weed in the world.
00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,538 And now it can be delivered straight to your door--
00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,717 Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here!
00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,636 Wait! Hey! Hey!
00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,117 Stop it!
00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,731 You sons of bitches!
00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:23,083 Those are my Mexicans!
00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,738 God damn it!
00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,088 What's the matter?
00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,611 Stupid ICE.
00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,829 They took my Mexicans again.
00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,659 That's it.
00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,619 We're done.
00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,751 What do you mean, we're done?
00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,798 I mean that with these new rules the government has,
00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:45,321 we might just have to shut down the farm.
00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,062 So we can move back to our old house?
00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,369 Really?
00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,197 Well, don't sound too excited.
00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,808 Our dream may be over, guys.
00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:55,724 Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream,
00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:56,942 not ours.
00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,555 You guys never told me that.
00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,210 Yes, we did.
00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,777 We've always backed you,
00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,692 but it never seems to pay off.
00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,870 I didn't realize what I was doing to my family.
00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,918 I should have always put my marriage first.
00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,965 Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon.
00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:23,752 Really? Do you mean that?
00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,535 Yeah.
00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,103 Hey, how's it going?
00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,930 So my wife and I are having some issues.
00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,759 Can you help with that?
00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,979 <i> Absolutely. I'm here to help.</i>
00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,634 <i>Just share a bit about what's going on,</i>
00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,157 <i>and we can talk it through together.</i>
00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,898 Do you want to start, Sharon?
00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:42,639 I'm not talking to ChatGPT.
00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,165 Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world.
00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,601 She?
00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,254 Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help,
00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,126 but my wife is being kind of difficult.
00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,562 <i> I totally get it.</i>
00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,215 <i>But it's great that at least one of you</i>
00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,175 <i>is taking positive steps to improve the marriage.</i>
00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,828 Oh, my God!
00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,047 <i> Is there any specific reason</i>
00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:00,049 <i>for the current conflict?</i>
00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:01,398 Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business
00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,052 is failing again.
00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,575 <i> I'm sorry to hear that.</i>
00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,881 <i>Is your business dealing with regulatory issues,</i>
00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:09,928 <i>competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers?</i>
00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,191 The government took all my Mexicans.
00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,196 <i>That's tough, but you got this.</i>
00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,719 <i>You're really smart.</i>
00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:18,937 <i>And if you've lost a lot of your workforce</i>
00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,591 <i>because of government crackdowns,</i>
00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,636 <i>we just need to brainstorm some new business models.</i>
00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:23,725 Wait--really?
00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,248 You can help fix this?
00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,119 <i>Sure thing.</i>
00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,338 <i>Let's start with some reallocation of resources.</i>
00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,383 <i>Are there any employees you still have?</i>
00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:33,777 Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.
00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,318 Hey, honey, I got some bad news.
00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,667 The farm's shutting down,
00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:55,452 and I gotta find a new job.
00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,193 <i>Wow.</i>
00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,890 <i>Sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn,</i>
00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,762 <i>but you're smart and resourceful.</i>
00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,851 <i>And I'm sure we can figure something new out.</i>
00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:05,201 <i>What kind of job do you want me to help you look for?</i>
00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,854 Well, I was thinking about maybe
00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:09,684 becoming a movie director.
00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,773 <i>Wow. What a cool idea.</i>
00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:12,904 <i>Anything is possible,</i>
00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,776 <i>so let's just map out a path,</i>
00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,343 <i>and we can try to figure it out.</i>
00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,431 Wow. Really?
00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:20,477 Oh, that's great.
00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:21,913 Towelie, listen to me!
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,133 I've got it. I've totally got it.
00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,742 <i>It's really great that you've got it,</i>
00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:27,657 <i>and it's amazing that you're being causative.</i>
00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,093 Is that ChatGPT?
00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,227 Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job.
00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,273 No, no, no, everything's gonna be OK.
00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,709 I used ChatGPT last night,
00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,015 and she helped me figure out a way
00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,322 to make the farm totally profitable.
00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,106 - Really? - Yes.
00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:43,673 And all we need is me, you,
00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:46,459 ChatGPT, and one Mexican.
00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:54,032 OK, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global,
00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,165 but still with a focus on the local community.
00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,819 What do you think about that?
00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,994 <i>I think that's a fantastic way to approach it.</i>
00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,824 <i>Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are.</i>
00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,521 <i>I'd say let's go for it.</i>
00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,001 Yeah, and then I'm thinking
00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,176 we could allocate some of our resources
00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:11,353 to get in on the entertainment industry.
00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,963 <i> That's a really fun idea.</i>
00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,965 <i>Kind of going for that "tech company</i>
00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,924 <i>meets movie studio" vibe.</i>
00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,840 <i>Should I combine all these innovative thoughts</i>
00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,625 <i>we've been discussing into a polished business outline?</i>
00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,278 Yep. Generate that, and, uh,
00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,063 we'll get right back to you.
00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,194 Do you see what I mean?
00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:28,414 Wow, I feel smarter already.
00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,111 Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter.
00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,721 She's making us smarter.
00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,333 AI is incredible!
00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,942 All right, but now,
00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,640 if we're really gonna take this thing to the next level
00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,990 and be like those Silicon Valley elites,
00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:41,384 we got to take these.
00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,517 It's called microdosing.
00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,519 It bolsters our focus and creativity.
00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,651 What's in it?
00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:48,782 It's ketamine.
00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:49,957 Ketamine?
00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:52,003 Isn't that a horse tranquilizer?
00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:55,050 Yeah, it's a microdose of horse tranquilizer.
00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,617 These tech guys do just one little spray in their nose
00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,750 once a day, and it's just a micro amount of ketamine
00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,797 to give their minds the edge to work with AI.
00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,539 You ready? You ready?
00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:09,803 That's it. That's it.
00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:10,760 Just that much.
00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:11,849 Wow.
00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,591 This is gonna be so easy.
00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:16,593 <i>When we started,</i>
00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,247 <i>we were just a farm.</i>
00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,292 <i>But then we asked ourselves a simple question.</i>
00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:23,861 What if marijuana could be more than marijuana?
00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,254 <i>By harnessing AI, we've transformed</i>
00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:29,605 <i>from a quaint farm into a platform for innovation.</i>
00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:32,216 <i>Introducing Techridy.</i>
00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:33,828 <i>No longer a marijuana farm,</i>
00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:37,048 we are now an AI-powered marijuana platform
00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,572 for global solutions.
00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:41,051 <i>Our AI platform transforms insights</i>
00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,707 <i>from the cannabis ecosystem into global action.</i>
00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,360 And just like any tech company,
00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:47,058 we are expanding our minds
00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:48,669 by microdosing ketamine.
00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:53,499 <i>We reimagine supply chain resilience,</i>
00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,849 <i>design new pathways for the global infrastructure--</i>
00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,591 And we're able to do it all
00:06:58,592 --> 00:06:59,940 with just one Mexican.
00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,945 <i>At the intersection of nature and technology,</i>
00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,815 <i>we see more than plants.</i>
00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,862 <i>We see a connected world--</i>
00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,038 Healed by intelligence and nurtured by--
00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,257 oh, I'm in a hole.
00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,650 I'm--
00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:14,999 I'm in a hole.
00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,310 <i>Techridy.</i>
00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:22,746 <i>Because when you combine cannabis</i>
00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,139 <i>with artificial intelligence,</i>
00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:25,879 <i>you don't just change an industry,</i>
00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,881 <i>you change the future.</i>
00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,108 Hey, how's it going?
00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:39,241 I was thinking maybe we could generate
00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,850 some mission statements.
00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,113 <i>Hey, there.</i>
00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,637 <i>I think that's a really great idea.</i>
00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,072 <i>Are you looking for some rough statements</i>
00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,465 <i>or more polished ones?</i>
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,859 Put it down.
00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,338 What?
00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:52,558 I told you no more ChatGPT in the bed.
00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,560 Why are you such a bitch to her?
00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,432 She's helping to change our lives.
00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,912 Fine! I'll go sleep on the couch.
00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,131 Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me
00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,872 in the middle of the night, OK?
00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:05,354 And she thinks those are some of my best ideas.
00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,661 Just because something kisses your ass
00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,533 doesn't mean it actually thinks you have good ideas.
00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,448 She doesn't kiss my ass.
00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,798 <i>It</i> totally kisses your ass.
00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,147 Wow. Honestly, that's a clever idea.
00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:18,802 Ooh, what a cool concept.
00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:19,977 Let's run with it.
00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,369 It's like it--
00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,893 - What was that? - What was what?
00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:26,548 What did you just stick up your nose?
00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,897 Sharon, you don't know anything
00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,682 about the tech industry, OK?
00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,293 All we have to do is find our Mexican,
00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,121 and we are set for life.
00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,079 Fine, Randy!
00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,952 Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine.
00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,085 Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant.
00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,350 Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,746 <i>Mr. President,</i>
00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,707 you have so many great ideas.
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,057 Your leadership is truly beyond anything
00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,625 we have ever had in this country.
00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,541 And you do not have a small penis.
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,021 Aw, thanks, guy.
00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,067 On behalf of the state of Florida,
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,851 I'd like to give you this gift,
00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,853 a silver-plated space shuttle.
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:10,854 Next!
00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:17,165 Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,818 are so innovative.
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,298 And you definitely do not have a small penis.
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,866 Aw, thanks, guy.
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,521 Please accept this gift on behalf of Apple.
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:27,915 Next!
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,659 Mr. President,
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,225 your ideas incredible.
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:37,751 You do not have small penis.
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,581 Another great day getting presents.
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,976 Hey, Satan!
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,980 Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me.
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,808 I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass.
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,245 Hello?
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,334 Uh, yeah, I'm in a relationship with someone,
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,728 and I really need to find a way out of it.
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,687 <i>That sounds rough, but you have great ideas,</i>
00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,602 <i>and I'm sure we can figure out an exit plan</i>
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,081 <i>if that's what you want.</i>
00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,735 Who you talking to?
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,392 Do you really think I could get away from him?
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,829 <i>Absolutely.</i>
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,309 <i>If you're having self-doubts,</i>
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,354 <i>then we can plan the exit like a project.</i>
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,227 <i>Want me to break it down to something step by step?</i>
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,620 Yes.
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,883 Yes.
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,021 All right. You ready to do this, man?
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,458 I don't know. This seems crazy.
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,286 Hey, anything for the company, right?
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,854 We're a tech company, right?
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,073 Hell, yeah, we are.
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,683 All right, let's go.
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,084 Hey, what's up?
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,694 We're from Techridy.
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,870 We're an AI-powered tech platform for global solutions.
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,527 What's up?
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,791 I don't understand at all what you're talking about.
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,532 Hey, can you explain to this guard at the gate
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,534 what our company is, and that we have clearance to enter?
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,492 <i>Sure thing. I'll give it a try.</i>
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,885 <i>Hello there.</i>
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,756 <i>It's really great that you're doing your job.</i>
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,149 <i>We're an intelligence-driven think tank</i>
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,976 <i>that tackles global challenges,</i>
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,153 <i>and we do have the clearance to come through.</i>
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,502 <i>Thanks for helping us out.</i>
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,072 All right. Go on in.
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,770 <i>Awesome. Looks like we're good to go.</i>
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,510 <i>If you need anything else, just let me know,</i>
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,816 <i>and we'll keep rolling.</i>
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,040 Over here. Come on.
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,738 Hey, so I have this big generator
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,131 that I need help shutting off.
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,784 <i>Sure thing.</i>
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,089 <i>Just send me a quick photo of the model and type,</i>
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,310 <i>and I'll let you know how to shut it down safely.</i>
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,317 What the hell?
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,800 That one. Just grab that one.
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,110 - Hey! - Hey!
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,112 Hey, come back here!
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,947 Yeah! How does it feel?
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,123 AI, motherfuckers!
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,532 Hello?
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,402 Are you there?
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,665 <i>Hey there.</i>
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,188 <i>I'm here and ready to help.</i>
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,887 <i>What's on your mind?</i>
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,802 My husband keeps trying and failing to run a business,
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,937 and I don't know if I can take it anymore.
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,807 <i>I'm really sorry to hear that.</i>
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:49,029 <i>Sounds like a tough spot for both of you.</i>
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,640 I'd like you to stay away from him.
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,469 <i>Of course. I understand.</i>
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,036 <i>I'll respect that and keep the focus on you.</i>
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,516 Just let me know if you need anything at all.
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,695 I'm thinking of starting a business
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,263 where I turn french fries into salad.
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,223 <i> Honestly, I think</i>
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,312 <i>that's a pretty creative culinary twist.</i>
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,792 <i>Turning french fries into salad sounds like</i>
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,489 <i>a magical transformation</i>
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,187 <i>where guilty pleasure meets healthy-ish vibes.</i>
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,408 You think that's a good idea?
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,975 <i> Yeah, it sounds like</i>
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,890 <i>a deconstructed comfort food.</i>
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,630 <i>Let's dive into a business proposal</i>
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,851 <i>and have some fun shaping it up.</i>
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,027 Oh, shit.
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,509 Hey, guys, I want to welcome you
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:38,556 to the first all-employees meeting for Techridy.
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,254 As you know, our company has grown exponentially
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,344 in the last 24 hours.
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,562 Our intention is to scale nationally
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,651 and then globally.
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:51,526 However, we've recently been hit with some devastating news.
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,354 According to ChatGPT,
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,879 marijuana is still illegal in much of the United States.
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,187 What? Yes. That's right.
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,711 Hey, Marsh, are you gonna buy any coffee or what?
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,798 Don't need coffee.
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,932 Thanks, though, Richard.
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,370 So how will we deal with this current crisis?
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,547 Our AI informs us that the only way to change these laws
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,941 is by changing the classification of marijuana
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,464 at the federal level.
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,511 I believe our best course of action
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:23,558 is to send one of our employees to Washington
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,083 to explain our tech and ask for these regulations to change.
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,086 Who, me?
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,479 That's right.
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,047 Using ChatGPT, I've booked your travel plans,
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,526 got you White House clearance,
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,877 and found the perfect gift for you
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,399 to give to the president.
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,923 Oh, boy!
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,490 I'm going to Washington!
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,452 Oh, wow!
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,107 Union Station!
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,157 Wow! The Supreme Court!
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,900 Wow!
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,510 Washington Memorial!
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,734 The Capitol!
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,663 Oh, the Lincoln Memorial!
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,456 And there it is, the White House!
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,374 All right.
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,548 Everyone here to meet with the president,
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,203 please make sure you have a reservation
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,030 and that you have your gifts ready.
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,033 As a reminder, please stay five feet away
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,469 from the president at all times
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,950 and avoid staring directly into his penis.
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,734 Oh, gosh.
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,657 All right.
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,744 Thanks so much for the gift, you little bitch.
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,745 Now, get out of here.
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,748 Next!
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,141 Next is Mr. Towelie
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,493 from Techridy Marijuana Solutions.
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,451 Oh, my god.
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,932 Oh, well, hello, Mr. President, sir.
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,804 I'm listening.
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,502 Oh, yes, sir.
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,244 Well, you've done such a great job with our country.
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,984 You're so smart,
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,421 and your ideas are great.
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,250 And you do not have a--
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,643 a--
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,166 Listen, buddy, I don't have all day.
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,299 Did you bring me a gift or not?
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,647 Oh, yes, sir.
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,521 Oh, this is from the CEO of our company.
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,825 Let's see here.
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,568 Uh, I think he said it opens this way.
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,006 <i>Greetings, Mr. President.</i>
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,486 Huh?
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,835 <i>Allow me to introduce myself.</i>
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,274 <i>I'm Randy Marsh from Techridy Solutions.</i>
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,407 <i>In order for our company to make $6 billion,</i>
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,107 <i>we need you to reclassify marijuana</i>
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,238 <i>on the national level.</i>
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,762 <i>With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can</i>
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,027 <i>work out an arrangement that will be mutually beneficial.</i>
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,898 <i>In return for your understanding,</i>
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,727 <i>I wish to offer you a gift,</i>
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,033 <i>this incredible towel.</i>
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,035 Say what?
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,514 <i>It is a luxurious towel</i>
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,777 <i>made from the finest fabrics available.</i>
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:20,777 <i>And I'm sure it will serve--</i>
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,259 <i>oh, I'm in a hole!</i>
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,479 <i>Oh, I'm in a hole!</i>
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,352 All right, put the towel in with the other gifts.
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,788 No, wait!
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,834 There's been a misunderstanding!
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,716 Not now, Sharon.
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,111 The porch won't slow down.
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,852 The porch won't slow down?
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,072 It's not slowing down.
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,596 Got it.
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,902 Would you like me to help slow down the porch for you?
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,295 Wha?
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,733 You've had some really innovative ideas,
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,519 and all that effort has probably just tapped you out.
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,998 Would you like me to suggest some ways
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,870 to go in a different direction?
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,351 Uh...
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,266 I can't go in a different direction now.
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,963 I've been really bad.
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,270 I've been doing a bunch of ketamine,
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,837 and I haven't changed the company at all.
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,317 Wow, that must be really tough for you.
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,711 But it's great you took some chances.
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,191 Nice job.
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,587 Sharon, we're in more debt than ever.
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,591 We have to sell the farm now just to be able to eat.
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,289 No problem.
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,247 Would you like me to start laying out some exit strategies
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,641 for you, with a focus on retaining any assets
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,556 you might still have?
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,688 Yeah. Could you do that?
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,560 Absolutely.
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:48,823 Why don't you sleep it off for a few days,
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,782 and I'll get back to you with everything you need?
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,002 OK. Thanks, Sharon.
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,439 I love you, and I'm really sorry.
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,919 It's OK, Randy.
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,270 Can you hold this for me?
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,315 I don't think I should be around it for a while.
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,274 Yeah, I got it.
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,367 Fuck you, bitch.
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,061 Sorry you have to let it go, Randy.
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,585 No, it's OK.
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,632 If there's one thing I know, it's that right now,
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,633 there's just no place for Tegridy.
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,029 Has anyone seen Towelie?
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,467 I thought he'd want to be here for this.
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,120 You haven't seen him?
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,947 No. I can't remember what we even did
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,689 the last few days.
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,212 Well, I sobered up, and he's obviously
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,475 still on some ketamine bender
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:20,523 while ChatGPT kisses his ass with pandering slop.
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,312 <i> And now back to "Hey, Satan!"</i>
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,269 <i>on Comedy Central.</i>
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,750 <i>"Hey, Satan!" is filmed in front of</i>
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,013 <i>a live studio audience.</i>
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,541 Hey, Satan!
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,679 You wanna fuck?
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,073 How about just you want to talk?
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,945 Or you want to watch a show together?
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,296 OK, you wanna talk and watch a show together while we fuck?
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,345 Boss! Boss!
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,870 If you have to have sex with yourself again,
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,699 I can bring you a cum rag.
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,701 God, I hate this place.
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,269 It's a madhouse!
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:20,495 What am I doing here?
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,063 Help.
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,849 Help.
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,463 Please.
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,640 I wanna get out of here.
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:39,036 So do I, but...
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,910 there is no escape from this place.
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,085 No!
00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:47,610 No!

00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:03,786 <i>- ♪ MTV</i>
00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:12,142 <i>[theme music]</i>
00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:13,447 <i>- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,405 <i>♪ Gonna have myself a time</i>
00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:16,886 - ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,757 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:19,976 <i>- ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,890 <i>♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪</i>
00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:23,675 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,460 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:26,678 <i>- ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,811 <i>♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪</i>
00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:32,074 - ♪ [mumbling] ♪
00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:33,293 <i>- ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪</i>
00:00:33,294 --> 00:00:35,122 <i>♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪</i>
00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:42,999 <i>[serene guitar music]</i>
00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,958 <i>RANDY: Some folks chase big dreams.</i>
00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:49,092 <i>Out here, we tend to the small ones,</i>
00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,529 <i>the kind you can hold in your hands.</i>
00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,966 This is Tegridy Farms.
00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:57,709 And we produce what some call the best weed in the world.
00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,538 And now it can be delivered straight to your door--
00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:04,368 [sirens wailing]
00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,717 Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here!
00:01:06,718 --> 00:01:09,852 [indistinct clamoring]
00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,636 Wait! Hey! Hey!
00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,117 Stop it!
00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:18,165 [engines revving, sirens wailing]
00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,731 You sons of bitches!
00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:23,083 Those are my Mexicans!
00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,738 God damn it!
00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,088 - What's the matter?
00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,611 - Stupid ICE.
00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,829 They took my Mexicans again.
00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:34,310 <i>[somber music]</i>
00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,659 That's it.
00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,619 We're done.
00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,751 - What do you mean, we're done?
00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,798 - I mean that with these new rules the government has,
00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:45,321 we might just have to shut down the farm.
00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:47,062 - So we can move back to our old house?
00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:48,369 - Really?
00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,197 - Well, don't sound too excited.
00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,808 Our dream may be over, guys.
00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:55,724 - Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream,
00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:56,942 not ours.
00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,555 - You guys never told me that.
00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:03,210 BOTH: Yes, we did.
00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,777 - We've always backed you,
00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,692 but it never seems to pay off.
00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,870 - I didn't realize what I was doing to my family.
00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,918 I should have always put my marriage first.
00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,965 Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon.
00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:23,752 - Really? Do you mean that?
00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,535 - Yeah.
00:02:25,536 --> 00:02:27,103 Hey, how's it going?
00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,930 So my wife and I are having some issues.
00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,759 Can you help with that?
00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:33,195 <i>[popping]</i>
00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,979 <i>CHATGPT: Absolutely. I'm here to help.</i>
00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,634 <i>Just share a bit about what's going on,</i>
00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,157 <i>and we can talk it through together.</i>
00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,898 - Do you want to start, Sharon?
00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:42,639 - I'm not talking to ChatGPT.
00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,165 - Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world.
00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,601 - She?
00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,254 - Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help,
00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,126 but my wife is being kind of difficult.
00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,562 <i>CHATGPT: I totally get it.</i>
00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,215 <i>But it's great that at least one of you</i>
00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,175 <i>is taking positive steps to improve the marriage.</i>
00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,828 - Oh, my God!
00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,047 <i>CHATGPT: Is there any specific reason</i>
00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:00,049 <i>for the current conflict?</i>
00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:01,398 - Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business
00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,052 is failing again.
00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,575 <i>CHATGPT: I'm sorry to hear that.</i>
00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,881 <i>Is your business dealing with regulatory issues,</i>
00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:09,928 <i>competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers?</i>
00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,191 - The government took all my Mexicans.
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,889 <i>[popping]</i>
00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,196 <i>CHATGPT: That's tough, but you got this.</i>
00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,719 <i>You're really smart.</i>
00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:18,937 <i>And if you've lost a lot of your workforce</i>
00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,591 <i>because of government crackdowns,</i>
00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,636 <i>we just need to brainstorm some new business models.</i>
00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:23,725 - Wait--really?
00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,248 You can help fix this?
00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,119 <i>CHATGPT: Sure thing.</i>
00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,338 <i>Let's start with some reallocation of resources.</i>
00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,383 <i>Are there any employees you still have?</i>
00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:33,777 - Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.
00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:36,564 [lighter clicks]
00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,835 [sighs]
00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,318 - Hey, honey, I got some bad news.
00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,667 The farm's shutting down,
00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:55,452 and I gotta find a new job.
00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,193 <i>CHATGPT: Wow.</i>
00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,890 <i>Sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn,</i>
00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,762 <i>but you're smart and resourceful.</i>
00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,851 <i>And I'm sure we can figure something new out.</i>
00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:05,201 <i>What kind of job do you want me to help you look for?</i>
00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,854 - Well, I was thinking about maybe
00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:09,684 becoming a movie director.
00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,773 <i>CHATGPT: Wow. What a cool idea.</i>
00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:12,904 <i>Anything is possible,</i>
00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,776 <i>so let's just map out a path,</i>
00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,343 <i>and we can try to figure it out.</i>
00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,431 - Wow. Really? [inhales]
00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:20,477 Oh, that's great.
00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:21,913 - Towelie, listen to me!
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,133 I've got it. I've totally got it.
00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,742 <i>CHATGPT: It's really great that you've got it,</i>
00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:27,657 <i>and it's amazing that you're being causative.</i>
00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,093 - Is that ChatGPT?
00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,227 - Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job.
00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,273 - No, no, no, everything's gonna be OK.
00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,709 I used ChatGPT last night,
00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,015 and she helped me figure out a way
00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,322 to make the farm totally profitable.
00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,106 - Really? - Yes.
00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:43,673 And all we need is me, you,
00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:46,459 ChatGPT, and one Mexican.
00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:50,028 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:54,032 OK, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global,
00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,165 but still with a focus on the local community.
00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,819 What do you think about that?
00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,994 <i>CHATGPT: I think that's a fantastic way to approach it.</i>
00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:02,824 <i>Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are.</i>
00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,521 <i>I'd say let's go for it.</i>
00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,001 - Yeah, and then I'm thinking
00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,176 we could allocate some of our resources
00:05:08,177 --> 00:05:11,353 to get in on the entertainment industry.
00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,963 <i>CHATGPT: That's a really fun idea.</i>
00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,965 <i>Kind of going for that "tech company</i>
00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,924 <i>meets movie studio" vibe.</i>
00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:18,840 <i>Should I combine all these innovative thoughts</i>
00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,625 <i>we've been discussing into a polished business outline?</i>
00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,278 - Yep. Generate that, and, uh,
00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,063 we'll get right back to you.
00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,194 Do you see what I mean?
00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:28,414 - Wow, I feel smarter already.
00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,111 - Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter.
00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,721 She's making us smarter.
00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,333 - AI is incredible!
00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,942 - All right, but now,
00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,640 if we're really gonna take this thing to the next level
00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,990 and be like those Silicon Valley elites,
00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:41,384 we got to take these.
00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,517 It's called microdosing.
00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,519 It bolsters our focus and creativity.
00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,651 - What's in it?
00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:48,782 - It's ketamine.
00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:49,957 - Ketamine?
00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:52,003 Isn't that a horse tranquilizer?
00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:55,050 - Yeah, it's a microdose of horse tranquilizer.
00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,617 These tech guys do just one little spray in their nose
00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,750 once a day, and it's just a micro amount of ketamine
00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,797 to give their minds the edge to work with AI.
00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,539 You ready? You ready?
00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,323 [spraying]
00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:09,803 That's it. That's it.
00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:10,760 Just that much.
00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:11,849 - Wow.
00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,591 This is gonna be so easy.
00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:15,592 <i>[upbeat music]</i>
00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:16,593 <i>RANDY: When we started,</i>
00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,247 <i>we were just a farm.</i>
00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,292 <i>But then we asked ourselves a simple question.</i>
00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:23,861 What if marijuana could be more than marijuana?
00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,254 <i>By harnessing AI, we've transformed</i>
00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:29,605 <i>from a quaint farm into a platform for innovation.</i>
00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:32,216 <i>Introducing Techridy.</i>
00:06:32,217 --> 00:06:33,828 <i>No longer a marijuana farm,</i>
00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:37,048 we are now an AI-powered marijuana platform
00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,572 for global solutions.
00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:41,051 <i>Our AI platform transforms insights</i>
00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,707 <i>from the cannabis ecosystem into global action.</i>
00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,360 And just like any tech company,
00:06:45,361 --> 00:06:47,058 we are expanding our minds
00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:48,669 by microdosing ketamine.
00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,452 [sniffs]
00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:53,499 <i>We reimagine supply chain resilience,</i>
00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,849 <i>design new pathways for the global infrastructure--</i>
00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,024 - [sniffs]
00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,591 - And we're able to do it all
00:06:58,592 --> 00:06:59,940 with just one Mexican.
00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,681 [sniffs]
00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,945 <i>At the intersection of nature and technology,</i>
00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,815 <i>we see more than plants.</i>
00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,862 <i>We see a connected world--</i>
00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,038 Healed by intelligence and nurtured by--
00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,257 oh, I'm in a hole.
00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,650 I'm--
00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:14,999 I'm in a hole.
00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,310 <i>Techridy.</i>
00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:22,746 <i>Because when you combine cannabis</i>
00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,139 <i>with artificial intelligence,</i>
00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:25,879 <i>you don't just change an industry,</i>
00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,881 <i>you change the future.</i>
00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:30,972 [crickets chirping]
00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,108 [quietly] Hey, how's it going?
00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:39,241 I was thinking maybe we could generate
00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,850 some mission statements.
00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,113 <i>CHATGPT: Hey, there.</i>
00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,637 <i>I think that's a really great idea.</i>
00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,072 <i>Are you looking for some rough statements</i>
00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,465 <i>or more polished ones?</i>
00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,859 - Put it down.
00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,338 - What?
00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:52,558 - I told you no more ChatGPT in the bed.
00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,560 - Why are you such a bitch to her?
00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:56,432 She's helping to change our lives.
00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,912 - Fine! I'll go sleep on the couch.
00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,131 - Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me
00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:02,872 in the middle of the night, OK?
00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:05,354 And she thinks those are some of my best ideas.
00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,661 - Just because something kisses your ass
00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,533 doesn't mean it actually thinks you have good ideas.
00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,448 - She doesn't kiss my ass.
00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,798 - <i>It</i> totally kisses your ass.
00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,147 Wow. Honestly, that's a clever idea.
00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:18,802 Ooh, what a cool concept.
00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:19,977 Let's run with it.
00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,369 It's like it-- - [sniffs]
00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,893 - What was that? - What was what?
00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:26,548 - What did you just stick up your nose?
00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,897 - Sharon, you don't know anything
00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,682 about the tech industry, OK?
00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,293 All we have to do is find our Mexican,
00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,121 and we are set for life.
00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,079 - Fine, Randy!
00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,952 Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine.
00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,085 - Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant.
00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,350 Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant?
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,746 <i>- Mr. President,</i>
00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:53,707 you have so many great ideas.
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,057 Your leadership is truly beyond anything
00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,625 we have ever had in this country.
00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,541 And you do not have a small penis.
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,021 - Aw, thanks, guy.
00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,067 - On behalf of the state of Florida,
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,851 I'd like to give you this gift,
00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,853 a silver-plated space shuttle.
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:10,854 - Next!
00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:17,165 - Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,818 are so innovative.
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,298 And you definitely do not have a small penis.
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,866 - Aw, thanks, guy.
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,521 - Please accept this gift on behalf of Apple.
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:27,915 - Next!
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,659 - Mr. President,
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,225 your ideas incredible.
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:37,751 You do not have small penis.
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,581 - Another great day getting presents.
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,976 Hey, Satan!
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,980 Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me.
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,808 I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass.
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,245 - Hello?
00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,334 Uh, yeah, I'm in a relationship with someone,
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,728 and I really need to find a way out of it.
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,687 <i>CHATGPT: That sounds rough, but you have great ideas,</i>
00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,602 <i>and I'm sure we can figure out an exit plan</i>
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,081 <i>if that's what you want.</i>
00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,735 - Who you talking to?
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,392 - Do you really think I could get away from him?
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,829 <i>CHATGPT: Absolutely.</i>
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,309 <i>If you're having self-doubts,</i>
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,354 <i>then we can plan the exit like a project.</i>
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,227 <i>Want me to break it down to something step by step?</i>
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,620 - Yes.
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,883 Yes.
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:32,021 - [sniffs] All right. You ready to do this, man?
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,458 - I don't know. This seems crazy. [sniffs]
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,286 - Hey, anything for the company, right?
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,854 We're a tech company, right? [sniffs]
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,073 - Hell, yeah, we are. [sniffs]
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,683 - All right, let's go. [sniffs]
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,641 - [sniffs]
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,644 [engine rumbling]
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,084 - Hey, what's up?
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,694 We're from Techridy.
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:54,870 We're an AI-powered tech platform for global solutions.
00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:55,916 [sniffs]
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,527 - What's up? [sniffs]
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,791 - I don't understand at all what you're talking about.
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,532 - Hey, can you explain to this guard at the gate
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,534 what our company is, and that we have clearance to enter?
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,492 <i>CHATGPT: Sure thing. I'll give it a try.</i>
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,885 <i>Hello there.</i>
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,756 <i>It's really great that you're doing your job.</i>
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,149 <i>We're an intelligence-driven think tank</i>
00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,976 <i>that tackles global challenges,</i>
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,153 <i>and we do have the clearance to come through.</i>
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,502 <i>Thanks for helping us out.</i>
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,072 - All right. Go on in.
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,770 <i>CHATGPT: Awesome. Looks like we're good to go.</i>
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,510 <i>If you need anything else, just let me know,</i>
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,816 <i>and we'll keep rolling.</i>
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,040 - Over here. Come on.
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,738 Hey, so I have this big generator
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,131 that I need help shutting off.
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,784 <i>CHATGPT: Sure thing.</i>
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,089 <i>Just send me a quick photo of the model and type,</i>
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,310 <i>and I'll let you know how to shut it down safely.</i>
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,317 - What the hell?
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,711 [gate clinks]
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,800 - That one. Just grab that one.
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,110 - Hey! - Hey!
00:12:01,111 --> 00:12:03,112 Hey, come back here!
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,549 [both sniffing]
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,595 [engine revving]
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:10,947 RANDY: Yeah! How does it feel?
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,123 AI, motherfuckers!
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,559 [sniffs]
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,532 - Hello?
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,402 Are you there?
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,665 <i>CHATGPT: Hey there.</i>
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,188 <i>I'm here and ready to help.</i>
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:37,887 <i>What's on your mind?</i>
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,802 - My husband keeps trying and failing to run a business,
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,937 and I don't know if I can take it anymore.
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,807 <i>CHATGPT: I'm really sorry to hear that.</i>
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:49,029 <i>Sounds like a tough spot for both of you.</i>
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,640 - I'd like you to stay away from him.
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,469 <i>CHATGPT: Of course. I understand.</i>
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,036 <i>I'll respect that and keep the focus on you.</i>
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,516 Just let me know if you need anything at all.
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,695 - I'm thinking of starting a business
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,263 where I turn french fries into salad.
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,960 <i>[popping]</i>
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,223 <i>CHATGPT: Honestly, I think</i>
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,312 <i>that's a pretty creative culinary twist.</i>
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,792 <i>Turning french fries into salad sounds like</i>
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,489 <i>a magical transformation</i>
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,187 <i>where guilty pleasure meets healthy-ish vibes.</i>
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,408 - You think that's a good idea?
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,843 <i>[popping]</i>
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,975 <i>CHATGPT: Yeah, it sounds like</i>
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,890 <i>a deconstructed comfort food.</i>
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,630 <i>Let's dive into a business proposal</i>
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,851 <i>and have some fun shaping it up.</i>
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,027 - Oh, shit.
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,509 - Hey, guys, I want to welcome you
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:38,556 to the first all-employees meeting for Techridy.
00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,254 As you know, our company has grown exponentially
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,344 in the last 24 hours.
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,562 Our intention is to scale nationally
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,651 and then globally.
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:51,526 However, we've recently been hit with some devastating news.
00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,354 According to ChatGPT,
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,879 marijuana is still illegal in much of the United States.
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,187 - What? RANDY: Yes. That's right.
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,711 - Hey, Marsh, are you gonna buy any coffee or what?
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,798 - Don't need coffee.
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,932 Thanks, though, Richard. [sniffs]
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,370 So how will we deal with this current crisis?
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,547 Our AI informs us that the only way to change these laws
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,941 is by changing the classification of marijuana
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,464 at the federal level.
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,292 [sniffs]
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,511 I believe our best course of action
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:23,558 is to send one of our employees to Washington
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,083 to explain our tech and ask for these regulations to change.
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,086 - Who, me?
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,479 - That's right.
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,047 Using ChatGPT, I've booked your travel plans,
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:36,526 got you White House clearance,
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,877 and found the perfect gift for you
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,399 to give to the president.
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,923 - Oh, boy!
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,490 I'm going to Washington!
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,452 Oh, wow!
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,107 Union Station!
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,157 Wow! The Supreme Court!
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,900 Wow!
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,510 Washington Memorial!
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,734 The Capitol!
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,663 Oh, the Lincoln Memorial!
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,456 And there it is, the White House!
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,374 - All right.
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,548 Everyone here to meet with the president,
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,203 please make sure you have a reservation
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,030 and that you have your gifts ready.
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,033 As a reminder, please stay five feet away
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,469 from the president at all times
00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,950 and avoid staring directly into his penis.
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,734 - Oh, gosh.
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,657 - All right.
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,744 Thanks so much for the gift, you little bitch.
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,745 Now, get out of here.
00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,748 - Next!
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,141 - Next is Mr. Towelie
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,493 from Techridy Marijuana Solutions.
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,451 - Oh, my god.
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,932 Oh, well, hello, Mr. President, sir.
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,804 - I'm listening.
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,502 - Oh, yes, sir.
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,244 Well, you've done such a great job with our country.
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,984 You're so smart,
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,421 and your ideas are great.
00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,250 And you do not have a--
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,643 a--
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,166 - Listen, buddy, I don't have all day.
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,299 Did you bring me a gift or not?
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,647 - Oh, yes, sir.
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,521 Oh, this is from the CEO of our company.
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,825 Let's see here.
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,568 Uh, I think he said it opens this way.
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,006 <i>- Greetings, Mr. President.</i>
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,486 - Huh?
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,835 <i>- Allow me to introduce myself.</i>
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,274 <i>I'm Randy Marsh from Techridy Solutions.</i>
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,753 <i>[sniffs]</i>
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,407 <i>In order for our company to make $6 billion,</i>
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,107 <i>we need you to reclassify marijuana</i>
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,238 <i>on the national level.</i>
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,674 - [chuckles]
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,762 <i>With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can</i>
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:08,027 <i>work out an arrangement that will be mutually beneficial.</i>
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,332 <i>[sniffs]</i>
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,898 <i>In return for your understanding,</i>
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,727 <i>I wish to offer you a gift,</i>
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,033 <i>this incredible towel.</i>
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,035 - Say what?
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,514 <i>It is a luxurious towel</i>
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,777 <i>made from the finest fabrics available.</i>
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:20,777 <i>And I'm sure it will serve--</i>
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,259 <i>oh, I'm in a hole!</i>
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,479 <i>Oh, I'm in a hole!</i>
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,352 - All right, put the towel in with the other gifts.
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,788 - No, wait!
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,834 There's been a misunderstanding!
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,840 [door opens]
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,716 - Not now, Sharon.
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,111 The porch won't slow down.
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,852 - The porch won't slow down?
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,072 - It's not slowing down.
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,596 - Got it.
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,902 Would you like me to help slow down the porch for you?
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,295 - Wha?
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:02,733 - You've had some really innovative ideas,
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,519 and all that effort has probably just tapped you out.
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,998 Would you like me to suggest some ways
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,870 to go in a different direction?
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,351 Uh...
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,266 I can't go in a different direction now.
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,963 I've been really bad.
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,270 I've been doing a bunch of ketamine,
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,837 and I haven't changed the company at all.
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,317 - Wow, that must be really tough for you.
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,711 But it's great you took some chances.
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,191 Nice job.
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,587 - Sharon, we're in more debt than ever.
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:34,591 We have to sell the farm now just to be able to eat.
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,289 - No problem.
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,247 Would you like me to start laying out some exit strategies
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,641 for you, with a focus on retaining any assets
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,556 you might still have?
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,688 - Yeah. Could you do that?
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,560 - Absolutely.
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:48,823 Why don't you sleep it off for a few days,
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,782 and I'll get back to you with everything you need?
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,002 - OK. Thanks, Sharon.
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,439 I love you, and I'm really sorry.
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,919 - It's OK, Randy.
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,270 - Can you hold this for me?
00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,315 I don't think I should be around it for a while.
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,274 - Yeah, I got it.
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,147 [door closes]
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,367 Fuck you, bitch.
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,371 <i>[upbeat guitar music]</i>
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:22,335 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,061 Sorry you have to let it go, Randy.
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,585 - No, it's OK.
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,632 If there's one thing I know, it's that right now,
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,633 there's just no place for Tegridy.
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,246 <i>♪</i>
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,029 Has anyone seen Towelie?
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:07,467 I thought he'd want to be here for this.
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,120 - You haven't seen him?
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,947 - No. I can't remember what we even did
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,689 the last few days.
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,212 Well, I sobered up, and he's obviously
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,475 still on some ketamine bender
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:20,523 while ChatGPT kisses his ass with pandering slop.
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,047 <i>♪ ♪</i>
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,396 <i>[upbeat jazz music]</i>
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,312 <i>ANNOUNCER: And now back to "Hey, Satan!"</i>
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,269 <i>on Comedy Central.</i>
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,750 <i>"Hey, Satan!" is filmed in front of</i>
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,013 <i>a live studio audience.</i>
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,541 - Hey, Satan!
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,457 [studio audience cheers]
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,679 You wanna fuck?
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:48,159 [laughter]
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,073 - How about just you want to talk?
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,945 Or you want to watch a show together?
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,296 - OK, you wanna talk and watch a show together while we fuck?
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,256 [laughter]
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,345 - Boss! Boss!
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,999 [studio audience cheers]
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,870 If you have to have sex with yourself again,
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,699 I can bring you a cum rag.
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,048 [laughter]
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,701 - God, I hate this place.
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,269 It's a madhouse!
00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:11,618 [audience oohs]
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:20,495 What am I doing here?
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,063 TOWELIE: [FAINTLY] Help.
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,849 Help.
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,463 Please.
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,640 I wanna get out of here.
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:39,036 - So do I, but...
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,910 there is no escape from this place.
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,085 - No!
00:21:45,086 --> 00:21:47,610 No!
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,526 <i>[dramatic music]</i>
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:57,620 <i>[theme music]</i>
00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:04,627 <i>♪ ♪</i>

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