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Весенние каникулы
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Сезон: 26Серия: 06
Описание
На весенние каникулы мистер Гаррисон и его бойфренд Рик отправляются в Мертл-Бич, однако там живёт много сторонников Гаррисона-Президента. Гаррисон не может удержаться, чтобы не начать митинговать. Шерон и Шелли уезжают в Санта-Фе, оставляя Рэнди и Стэна одних. Стэн собирается все каникулы играть с Толкеном в настольную игру Warhammer 40,000. Рэнди считает, что во всём виновато современное либеральное общество, которое подавляет мужественность. Он закатывает большую вечеринку, чтобы показать сыну, как надо веселиться.
Субтитры
- 00:00:38,286 --> 00:00:40,588 - Привет, Рик!
- 00:00:40,588 --> 00:00:42,223 - О, привет, Херб.
- 00:00:42,223 --> 00:00:45,359 - Знаешь, что на этой неделе, да?
- 00:00:45,359 --> 00:00:47,361 - Пасха?
- 00:00:47,361 --> 00:00:49,931 - Нет, у меня весенние каникулы!
- 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:52,099 Никакой школы в течение семи дней!
- 00:00:52,099 --> 00:00:54,335 И знаешь что? Собирай вещи
- 00:00:54,335 --> 00:00:57,538 потому что мы с тобой отправляемся в большое романтическое путешествие!
- 00:00:57,538 --> 00:00:58,839 - Правда?
- 00:00:58,839 --> 00:01:00,675 - Я только что из турагентства.
- 00:01:00,675 --> 00:01:02,143 Мы проведем пять ночей
- 00:01:02,143 --> 00:01:05,279 в Миртл Бич, в Южной Каролине.
- 00:01:06,447 --> 00:01:07,982 - О.
- 00:01:07,982 --> 00:01:10,818 - А в чем дело? - Миртл Бич? Серьезно?
- 00:01:10,818 --> 00:01:13,120 Мы же знаем, что там происходит
- 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,556 Я больше этим не занимаюсь, и тебе не стоит
- 00:01:16,324 --> 00:01:19,160 - Рик, я не хочу туда ехать, чтобы буянить.
- 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:22,163 Я просто хочу сидеть с тобой на пляже и смотреть на закат.
- 00:01:22,163 --> 00:01:25,099 - Да, но эти места же как раз в Миртл Бич?
- 00:01:25,099 --> 00:01:27,868 - Я и не собиралсс в те места
- 00:01:27,868 --> 00:01:29,503 Не думаю, что они еще существуют.
- 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:32,039 Тебе не кажется, что нам это нужно, Рик?
- 00:01:32,039 --> 00:01:34,508 - И ты не пойдешь в эти места?
- 00:01:34,508 --> 00:01:35,943 - Рик, я уже староват для этого.
- 00:01:35,943 --> 00:01:38,179 Я был бы жалок, если бы это сделал.
- 00:01:38,179 --> 00:01:39,647 - Ну...
- 00:01:39,647 --> 00:01:41,415 Ладно. - О, Рик!
- 00:01:41,415 --> 00:01:42,883 Это будет прекрасно!
- 00:01:42,883 --> 00:01:44,452 Не могу дождаться, чтобы побаловать тебя
- 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:46,053 - Мне действительно нужен отпуск.
- 00:01:46,053 --> 00:01:50,291 - О, у нас будут лучшие весенние каникулы!
- 00:01:51,058 --> 00:01:53,694 - Так, ребята. Вы уверены, что всё взяли?
- 00:01:53,694 --> 00:01:55,329 - Да, похоже на то.
- 00:01:55,329 --> 00:01:58,032 - Надеюсь, вы с Шелли отлично проведете весенние каникулы.
- 00:01:58,032 --> 00:01:59,967 - Мне все же неловко, что мы отправляемся в путешествие
- 00:01:59,967 --> 00:02:01,736 а вы со Стэном остаетесь дома.
- 00:02:01,736 --> 00:02:03,137 - Вам будет весело в Санта-Фе
- 00:02:03,137 --> 00:02:05,406 А мы займемся делами для сына с отцом
- 00:02:05,406 --> 00:02:06,607 Пока, Шелли!
- 00:02:06,607 --> 00:02:09,310 Повеселись там! Буду скучать!
- 00:02:10,077 --> 00:02:12,279 - Еды должно хватить на неделю.
- 00:02:12,279 --> 00:02:14,615 - Да, да, не волнуйся. Все будет хорошо.
- 00:02:14,615 --> 00:02:16,617 - Пока, Стэн! Люблю тебя! - Люблю тебя, мама!
- 00:02:16,617 --> 00:02:19,687 - Ладно, будьте осторожны. - Пока!
- 00:02:23,591 --> 00:02:25,793 О, да!
- 00:02:25,793 --> 00:02:28,295 Сучки уехали!
- 00:02:28,295 --> 00:02:31,198 Весенние каникулы! Весенние каникулы! Весенние каникулы!
- 00:02:31,198 --> 00:02:33,200 Это будут лучшие весенние каникулы.
- 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,169 Их не будет целую неделю!
- 00:02:36,303 --> 00:02:38,672 Братан, что ты делаешь?
- 00:02:38,672 --> 00:02:40,441 - Раскрашиваю фигурки.
- 00:02:40,441 --> 00:02:42,009 - Раскрашиваешь фиг..
- 00:02:42,009 --> 00:02:43,711 Чувак, ты не понимаешь?
- 00:02:43,711 --> 00:02:45,446 Мама и Шелли уехали
- 00:02:45,446 --> 00:02:48,582 Мы можем делать все, что хотим, никаких дурацких правил.
- 00:02:48,582 --> 00:02:49,683 - Что хотим?
- 00:02:49,683 --> 00:02:50,751 - Да, чувак!
- 00:02:50,751 --> 00:02:52,053 В этом-то все и дело
- 00:02:52,053 --> 00:02:54,188 Давай устроим весенние каникулы!
- 00:02:54,188 --> 00:02:55,556 - Можно я позову кого-то из пацанов
- 00:02:55,556 --> 00:02:57,058 чтобы играть в "40k" всю неделю?
- 00:02:57,058 --> 00:02:58,793 - О да, давайте поиграем в "40k"
- 00:02:58,793 --> 00:02:59,860 А что это?
- 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:01,362 - Ты не знаешь "Warhammer 40k"?
- 00:03:01,362 --> 00:03:03,697 - А, да, "Warhammer 40k", конечно.
- 00:03:03,697 --> 00:03:05,066 Согласен. Давай!
- 00:03:05,066 --> 00:03:06,700 - Правда? Всю неделю? - Да, чувак!
- 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:07,868 Ты уже достаточно взрослый.
- 00:03:07,868 --> 00:03:10,104 - Класс! Я позвоню Толкиену!
- 00:03:18,679 --> 00:03:20,448 - О, Рик.
- 00:03:20,448 --> 00:03:23,384 Разве это не прекрасно? Это невероятное место.
- 00:03:23,384 --> 00:03:24,919 - Да, здесь очень мило.
- 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:26,921 Я просто не знаю, заслуживаю ли я всего этого.
- 00:03:26,921 --> 00:03:28,722 - Заслуживаешь, Рик.
- 00:03:28,722 --> 00:03:30,825 Ты сделал меня по-настоящему счастливым
- 00:03:30,825 --> 00:03:32,326 Вы уже закончили?
- 00:03:32,326 --> 00:03:35,362 - Да, все готово. Держите.
- 00:03:35,362 --> 00:03:38,165 - О, Рик. Посмотри, как мы счастливы.
- 00:03:39,934 --> 00:03:42,870 Этот морской бриз просто прекрасен
- 00:03:42,870 --> 00:03:44,371 Хочу попробовать южную кухню
- 00:03:44,371 --> 00:03:46,974 Ты голоден? - Да съел бы чего-нибудь
- 00:03:46,974 --> 00:03:48,909 - Здесь, на Юге, всё по-другому
- 00:03:48,909 --> 00:03:50,511 Трудно понять, что вкусно.
- 00:03:50,511 --> 00:03:52,012 Да, все магазины
- 00:03:52,012 --> 00:03:53,714 и рестораны здесь не такие, как в Колорадо.
- 00:03:53,714 --> 00:03:55,349 Это практически другая культура
- 00:03:56,717 --> 00:03:57,718 Херб?
- 00:03:58,886 --> 00:04:00,287 Херб?
- 00:04:05,559 --> 00:04:07,528 О, нет. - Боже.
- 00:04:07,528 --> 00:04:09,196 Оно все еще здесь
- 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,402 - Ты сказал, что не пойдешь в одно из этих мест.
- 00:04:15,402 --> 00:04:17,605 - Я не хочу туда заходить. Я просто...
- 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,707 не могу поверить, что эти места ещё существуют
- 00:04:19,707 --> 00:04:21,942 - Ух ты! Глядите, кто здесь!
- 00:04:21,942 --> 00:04:23,844 Что вы делаете у нас?
- 00:04:23,844 --> 00:04:26,013 - Я тут просто в отпуске.
- 00:04:26,013 --> 00:04:27,248 Это Рик.
- 00:04:27,248 --> 00:04:28,716 - Не хотите зайти внутрь
- 00:04:28,716 --> 00:04:29,884 и немного помитинговать?
- 00:04:29,884 --> 00:04:31,986 - О, нет, спасибо. Я больше не митингую.
- 00:04:31,986 --> 00:04:33,821 - Вы уверены? Все были бы рады
- 00:04:33,821 --> 00:04:35,022 снова помитинговать
- 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:37,057 - Уверен. Мне не нужны митинги
- 00:04:37,057 --> 00:04:39,026 Я здесь, чтобы расслабиться. Всего хорошего.
- 00:04:39,026 --> 00:04:41,162 - Если передумаете, мы будем здесь!
- 00:04:41,162 --> 00:04:42,696 Америка номер один!
- 00:04:42,696 --> 00:04:44,865 - Номер один, ага.
- 00:04:44,865 --> 00:04:47,334 Вот ведь люди, да? Ну и дела.
- 00:04:50,271 --> 00:04:53,007 - Итак, мой отряд "Возмездие"
- 00:04:53,007 --> 00:04:54,975 атакует твой перехватчик "Штормхоук".
- 00:04:54,975 --> 00:04:56,677 - Хорошо, у него прочность 7
- 00:04:56,677 --> 00:04:58,579 и -1 к броскам на попадание.
- 00:05:00,314 --> 00:05:02,349 - Окей, это три, четыре, пять попаданий.
- 00:05:02,349 --> 00:05:04,385 - Я попробую бросить на спасение, 3+.
- 00:05:04,385 --> 00:05:06,153 Какого хера
- 00:05:06,153 --> 00:05:07,821 вы, парни, творите?
- 00:05:07,821 --> 00:05:09,256 - Мы играем в "40к".
- 00:05:09,256 --> 00:05:12,159 - Вы потратили еще один день каникул
- 00:05:12,159 --> 00:05:13,823 на это тупое дерьмо.
- 00:05:14,995 --> 00:05:18,032 - Вы знаете, что такое весенние каникулы?
- 00:05:18,032 --> 00:05:21,001 Конкурсы мокрых футболок, борьба в грязи.
- 00:05:21,001 --> 00:05:22,770 Давайте приведем сюда каких-нибудь сучек?
- 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:24,939 - Ты вроде был так рад, что сучки уехали?
- 00:05:24,939 --> 00:05:26,307 - Я рад, что сучки уехали
- 00:05:26,307 --> 00:05:28,042 и мы можем пригласить сюда сучек!
- 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:30,411 Весенние каникулы - время пацанов
- 00:05:30,411 --> 00:05:32,046 Но знаешь что,
- 00:05:32,046 --> 00:05:34,114 сегодняшнее общество все испортило.
- 00:05:35,716 --> 00:05:38,919 Они научили мальчиков, стыдиться того, что вы мальчики.
- 00:05:38,919 --> 00:05:43,657 Убедили вас, что ваши естественные врожденные мужские желания токсичны
- 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:46,994 Неважно, что либералы пытаются вам сказать, парни,
- 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:49,430 вы не должны стыдиться своего пола.
- 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:52,199 - Ладно, пап. Итак, у меня пехотное подразделение Империума
- 00:05:52,199 --> 00:05:53,267 в шести дюймах от Селестины,
- 00:05:53,267 --> 00:05:55,169 так что у них есть спасбросок +6.
- 00:05:56,337 --> 00:05:57,738 - Боже мой.
- 00:05:57,738 --> 00:06:00,574 Что мы будем делать?
- 00:06:07,948 --> 00:06:09,883 - Я собираюсь спать.
- 00:06:09,883 --> 00:06:11,619 Я сейчас засну.
- 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:16,824 - Я засыпаю.
- 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:21,028 Рик?
- 00:06:56,563 --> 00:06:59,166 - Могу я помочь вам... О, Боже!
- 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:00,567 Сэр, вы вернулись!
- 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:02,136 - Да, я просто смотрю
- 00:07:02,136 --> 00:07:04,371 - Народ, это он! Он здесь!
- 00:07:04,371 --> 00:07:05,639 - О, вау, это он! - Это он?
- 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:07,941 - Это правда вы?
- 00:07:07,941 --> 00:07:09,310 - Что вы здесь делаете?
- 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:10,878 - Можно сделать с вами селфи?
- 00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:12,846 - Эй, раз уж вы здесь,
- 00:07:12,846 --> 00:07:14,148 как насчет помитинговать?
- 00:07:14,148 --> 00:07:15,883 - Нет, нет. Я не могу митинговать
- 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:18,385 У меня серьезный парень. Я просто зашел посмотреть
- 00:07:18,385 --> 00:07:20,554 - О, да ладно. Когда ещё ты приедешь?
- 00:07:20,554 --> 00:07:21,789 Поживи немного!
- 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:24,058 - Ну, может быть, только чуть-чуть.
- 00:07:24,058 --> 00:07:25,859 Вообще, что...
- 00:07:25,859 --> 00:07:28,896 Что за херня со всеми этими мексиканцами? А?
- 00:07:30,631 --> 00:07:33,267 Да! И, очевидно, Джо Байден думает
- 00:07:33,267 --> 00:07:35,035 что иммигранты сделаны из золота
- 00:07:35,035 --> 00:07:37,438 Кусок дерьма!
- 00:07:37,438 --> 00:07:39,573 Да! Да!
- 00:07:45,279 --> 00:07:47,114 Привет, Стивен. Ты знаешь, что твой сын
- 00:07:47,114 --> 00:07:48,882 сидит у нас дома на каникулах?
- 00:07:48,882 --> 00:07:50,584 - Да, конечно знаю.
- 00:07:50,584 --> 00:07:53,153 - Ну, ты бы посмотрел, чем они занимаются,
- 00:07:53,153 --> 00:07:56,056 потому что это немного ....
- 00:07:56,056 --> 00:07:57,491 - Ну... и что они делают?
- 00:07:57,491 --> 00:08:00,094 - Слушай, думаю, нам лучше поговорить с нашими мальчиками.
- 00:08:00,094 --> 00:08:02,463 чтобы противостоять тому, как общество
- 00:08:02,463 --> 00:08:05,366 патологизирует мужественность.
- 00:08:05,366 --> 00:08:07,601 Вот ты же отрывался на весенних каникулах, верно?
- 00:08:07,601 --> 00:08:10,304 Пытался подглядеть сиськи у девчонок и все такое?
- 00:08:10,304 --> 00:08:12,406 - Нет, не пытался.
- 00:08:12,406 --> 00:08:14,408 - Ну, я имею в виду, ты ведь не стыдился
- 00:08:14,408 --> 00:08:16,076 того, что ты парень, так?
- 00:08:16,076 --> 00:08:17,411 Например, ты ходил на озеро
- 00:08:17,411 --> 00:08:19,713 и хватал девочек за задницу, а?
- 00:08:19,713 --> 00:08:22,516 - Нет, не ходил.
- 00:08:22,516 --> 00:08:25,252 - Почему... почему ты так говоришь?
- 00:08:25,252 --> 00:08:27,921 Почему ты произносишь эти слова своим ртом?
- 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:30,290 - О, привет, Рэнди. Все нормально у мальчиков?
- 00:08:30,290 --> 00:08:32,493 - Ооо, точно.
- 00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:34,561 Прости... прости, да, все отлично.
- 00:08:34,561 --> 00:08:37,197 Они играют в свою настольную игру с фигурками.
- 00:08:37,197 --> 00:08:39,433 Отлично
- 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:41,969 Просто, эм, зашел сказать, что у них все хорошо.
- 00:08:41,969 --> 00:08:43,036 Не волнуйся.
- 00:08:43,036 --> 00:08:45,105 Я позабочусь об этом.
- 00:08:46,473 --> 00:08:47,775 - Я скажу вам еще вот что
- 00:08:47,775 --> 00:08:49,810 Вся эта ситуация на Украине,
- 00:08:49,810 --> 00:08:51,745 не произошла бы при мне.
- 00:08:53,213 --> 00:08:56,483 Проблема в том, что у нас президент, который боится.
- 00:08:56,483 --> 00:08:59,586 Вот почему Джо и его шлюшка должны уйти!
- 00:08:59,586 --> 00:09:00,988 <i>(Joe and the hoe must go - слоган трампистов про Байдена и вице-президента)</i>
- 00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,823 И я скажу вам еще одну вещь
- 00:09:02,823 --> 00:09:04,525 Это... о, подождите секундочку.
- 00:09:06,026 --> 00:09:07,294 О, черт.
- 00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:08,796 Подождите секундочку
- 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:10,764 Э...
- 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,068 О, привет, Рик!
- 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:16,270 - Где ты?
- 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:17,571 - Я не мог уснуть, Рик.
- 00:09:17,571 --> 00:09:19,006 Я просто ворочался всю ночь
- 00:09:19,006 --> 00:09:20,307 и не хотел тебя будить,
- 00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:22,676 поэтому решил выйти и купить солнцезащитный крем
- 00:09:22,676 --> 00:09:24,311 и все такое для пляжа на завтра
- 00:09:24,311 --> 00:09:26,213 - О, хорошо.
- 00:09:26,213 --> 00:09:28,615 Я испугался, что ты на митинге.
- 00:09:28,615 --> 00:09:31,018 - О, Боже, ну, это глупо.
- 00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:33,187 Последнее, что я хочу - это митинговать
- 00:09:33,187 --> 00:09:34,588 Слушай... ложись спать, Рик.
- 00:09:34,588 --> 00:09:36,123 Я... я скоро вернусь, хорошо?
- 00:09:36,123 --> 00:09:38,525 - Хорошо. Извини за панику. Пока.
- 00:09:38,525 --> 00:09:40,461 Пока-пока.
- 00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:41,929 Ладно, приятно было познакомиться
- 00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:43,330 Мне пора идти
- 00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:45,032 - О, да ладно. Просто помитингуй с нами еще немного.
- 00:09:45,032 --> 00:09:46,333 - Нет, я правда не могу
- 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,302 - Еще пару минут. Давай!
- 00:09:49,203 --> 00:09:52,306 - Ладно, думаю, я могу еще немного помитинговать
- 00:09:52,306 --> 00:09:54,141 В конце концов, я здесь ради вас.
- 00:09:54,141 --> 00:09:56,343 Я ваш воин!
- 00:09:56,343 --> 00:09:57,878 Левые либералы!
- 00:09:57,878 --> 00:09:59,480 Ноутбук Хантера Байдена!
- 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:03,417 Да! Да!
- 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,868 О, боже.
- 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,870 - Херб? Херб, тебе пора вставать.
- 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,939 Мы пропустим наш пляжный день.
- 00:10:22,939 --> 00:10:25,808 - О, это... все из-за часовых поясов, Рик.
- 00:10:25,808 --> 00:10:27,043 Иди на пляж
- 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,579 А я посплю еще немного
- 00:10:29,579 --> 00:10:31,080 - Хорошо.
- 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:50,967 Чувак, круто что можно
- 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,201 оставить "Warhammer" на всю ночь
- 00:10:52,201 --> 00:10:53,436 и вернуться к нему утром.
- 00:10:53,436 --> 00:10:55,304 - Ага, отлично
- 00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:58,274 - Эй, парни. Что вы наделали?
- 00:10:58,274 --> 00:11:00,343 - Ты о чем? - Я о том, что копы пришли.
- 00:11:00,343 --> 00:11:02,011 Что вы натворили?
- 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,615 - Мы продолжаем игру в "40k" со вчерашнего вечера
- 00:11:05,615 --> 00:11:07,016 - Ладно, пацаны, хватит
- 00:11:07,016 --> 00:11:09,252 полицейские хотят задать вам пару вопросов
- 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,586 Заходите, офицеры.
- 00:11:10,586 --> 00:11:12,555 - Здравствуйте, джентльмены.
- 00:11:12,555 --> 00:11:13,823 Руки вверх.
- 00:11:13,823 --> 00:11:16,192 - Мы слышали, кто-то здесь плохо себя вел.
- 00:11:16,192 --> 00:11:18,861 - О, нет. Похоже, у вас большие проблемы.
- 00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:20,730 Лучше зачитайте им их права.
- 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,398 - Эй, эй! Не трогайте модельки
- 00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:23,666 Мы потратили на это много времени.
- 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:24,967 - Стэн, прекращай это дерьмо
- 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:26,302 Давай, начинай
- 00:11:26,302 --> 00:11:28,437 Конкурс мокрых футболок!
- 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:30,072 - Эй, какого хрена?
- 00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:32,508 - Что? - Эй, ты, чертила!
- 00:11:32,508 --> 00:11:34,176 Не приставай к дамам!
- 00:11:34,176 --> 00:11:36,412 - Ну, я заказал стриптизерш, а не скромниц.
- 00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:38,714 - Хочешь поговорить, мужик? А?
- 00:11:38,714 --> 00:11:40,449 Крутым себя возомнил?
- 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,817 - Эй, эй, ладно. Я--
- 00:11:41,817 --> 00:11:44,320 Мне нужно кое-что тебе объяснить, окей?
- 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,555 Я просто пытаюсь бороться с посланиями
- 00:11:46,555 --> 00:11:48,724 которые левые либералы внушают молодым людям
- 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:51,527 о том, что их мужские инстинкты токсичны.
- 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:52,895 - Что за хрень ты несешь?
- 00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:54,430 - Я пытаюсь показать своему сыну
- 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:56,432 и его дружку-ботану, что такое настоящая вечеринка
- 00:11:56,432 --> 00:11:58,601 потому что общество хочет, чтобы они стыдились
- 00:11:58,601 --> 00:12:00,736 своей мужской природы.
- 00:12:00,736 --> 00:12:03,139 - Ты хочешь настоящую вечеринку? - Да!
- 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,608 Если честно, у меня целый сарай травы
- 00:12:05,608 --> 00:12:08,678 - Я позову друзей.
- 00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:16,686 <i>- Человек, с которым вы пытаетесь связаться</i>
- 00:12:16,686 --> 00:12:18,187 <i>не может быть найден.</i>
- 00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:20,456 <i>Пожалуйста, оставьте сообщение.</i>
- 00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:21,757 - Ты где?
- 00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:23,726 Я вернулся с пляжа, а тебя нет.
- 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:25,227 Пожалуйста, возьми трубку.
- 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:42,211 Извините. Извините.
- 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,351 - И мы возьмем Джорджию,
- 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:51,153 и... и на этот раз мы возьмем Аризону!
- 00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:55,191 И когда я сказал, что мы возьмем Аризону на выборах,
- 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,859 я... я имел в виду, что мы возьмем её снова.
- 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,161 Потому что мы все знаем, что я победил там и в прошлый раз!
- 00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:03,432 Познакомьтесь, народ
- 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:04,734 Это Рик.
- 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,507 Рик! Рик, подожди, пожалуйста!
- 00:13:12,108 --> 00:13:13,676 Ты в курсе, что сейчас 2 часа ночи?
- 00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:16,479 Я сидел один в отеле, пока ты митинговал!
- 00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:19,281 - Я просто хотел немного помитинговать.
- 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,784 - Да, по тебе видно, что "немного помитинговал"
- 00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:24,120 - Мне пришло сообщение, что Такер в городе,
- 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:26,489 и я просто захотел немного помитинговать.
- 00:13:26,489 --> 00:13:29,058 - Ты действительно думаешь, что нужен этим людям, Херб?
- 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,861 Нет. Они просто хотят <i>этого</i>
- 00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:34,697 - Рик, я уже все это забыл
- 00:13:34,697 --> 00:13:36,165 Мы все еще можем отлично отдохнуть.
- 00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:37,833 Давай завтра просто начнем сначала
- 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,568 Хорошо?
- 00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:51,414 - Хорошо, сделаем это!
- 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,481 Вы готовы?
- 00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,950 Три, два, один. Вперед!
- 00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,219 Зацените, ребята!
- 00:13:58,554 --> 00:14:00,256 Ааа!
- 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,624 А? Вау!
- 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,263 - Сэр, как вы думаете, вы можете ходить?
- 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,165 - Нет, я так не думаю.
- 00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:11,434 - Сэр, мы думаем, что вы слишком много выпили,
- 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,302 и мы должны отвезти вас в больницу.
- 00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:15,304 - Нет, я не могу. Я должен остаться здесь
- 00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:17,072 потому что я отвечаю за своего сына.
- 00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:19,408 Сегодняшняя культура очернила его мужское достоинство
- 00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:21,243 и заставила его стыдиться себя.
- 00:14:21,243 --> 00:14:23,946 - Хорошо, сэр, но, похоже, у вас сломана рука
- 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,548 и несколько ребер тоже.
- 00:14:25,548 --> 00:14:27,183 - Да, но я не могу уйти
- 00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:29,552 потому что природные инстинкты моего сына подавляются
- 00:14:29,552 --> 00:14:31,754 и это приводит к проблемам с поведением.
- 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:33,289 Вы видите, что он творит?
- 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,825 Он там в куклы играет
- 00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:45,334 - Неплохое фондю, правда?
- 00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:48,671 - Наверное, нам лучше вернуться в отель.
- 00:14:48,671 --> 00:14:50,606 Тебя всю ночь трясло от митингов.
- 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:53,476 - Нет, нет, Рик. Это наш отпуск.
- 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,010 Я хочу, чтобы у нас был хороший
- 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,912 романтический ужин.
- 00:14:56,912 --> 00:14:59,114 - Может, нам лучше вернуться в Колорадо?
- 00:14:59,114 --> 00:15:02,051 - Нет, Рик. Я все исправлю.
- 00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,552 Я больше не хочу участвовать в митингах.
- 00:15:03,552 --> 00:15:05,154 Там просто много людей,
- 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,223 которые не могут успокоиться, понимаешь?
- 00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:08,858 - Да, и ты не можешь быть среди них.
- 00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:10,826 - Я знаю, знаю.
- 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,328 Давай я...
- 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,997 Давай я схожу поблевать, мне станет гораздо лучше
- 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,199 - Ладно, сходи поблевать, Херб.
- 00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:29,678 О, Боже.
- 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,780 Просто остановись. Остановись.
- 00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,282 Страна в порядке.
- 00:15:33,282 --> 00:15:34,950 У тебя есть дела поважнее.
- 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:58,807 Да, о да! Вот так! Да!
- 00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:01,377 Мы добьемся того, что права на аборты выкинут к чертям
- 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:04,280 чтобы эти грязные лесбиянки не могли больше делать аборты!
- 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,248 - Да! О, да, мужик!
- 00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:08,517 - Мы уберем с улиц протестующих за "Black Lives Matter"
- 00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,419 пожарными шлангами!
- 00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:12,755 Да, Америка! Да!
- 00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:13,889 Рик!
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,958 - Иди нахуй!
- 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,562 - Ну и черт с тобой!
- 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,130 Никто меня не контролирует!
- 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:24,300 - Да! - Да! Америка! Да!
- 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,407 - Я могу вам помочь?
- 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:41,175 - Поступили жалобы на вечеринку
- 00:16:41,175 --> 00:16:43,210 которая продолжается здесь уже три дня.
- 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,512 - Эй, что происходит?
- 00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:48,616 Так, народ, кто заказывал стриптизершу?
- 00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,618 - Мы можем войти и осмотреться, сэр?
- 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,687 - О, да! Заходите.
- 00:16:53,593 --> 00:16:54,755 Бип-бип!
- 00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:56,090 - Так, лицом на землю!
- 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:57,992 - Эй, эй! Нет, нет, нет. Все в порядке.
- 00:16:57,992 --> 00:16:59,560 Я просто помогаю своему мальчику
- 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,062 пройти через нападки СМИ на мужественность.
- 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,900 - Покажите документы, сэр.
- 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,903 - Ладно! Слушай, Стэн! Стэн!
- 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,838 Да?
- 00:17:10,838 --> 00:17:13,240 - Можешь принести мой бумажник сверху?
- 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,443 - Да, как только мы закончим с фазой псайкера
- 00:17:15,443 --> 00:17:16,811 У меня пять псайкеров.
- 00:17:16,811 --> 00:17:19,113 - О, Боже мой. Так неловко.
- 00:17:20,514 --> 00:17:23,284 - Эй! Замри! Ты, стоять!
- 00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:26,454 - Это Алонзо Финески, румынский секс-торговец!
- 00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:27,755 - Пошел ты, мужик!
- 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,360 - Ааа! О, Боже мой!
- 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,034 Стэн? Стэн?
- 00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:50,778 - А теперь, дамы и господа,
- 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,713 вот он,
- 00:17:52,713 --> 00:17:55,116 бывший и будущий президент
- 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,018 Соединенных Штатов Америки!
- 00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:06,660 - Спасибо. Я здесь сегодня
- 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,763 ради тех, кого обидели.
- 00:18:10,264 --> 00:18:13,534 Ради тех, кого предали.
- 00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:15,936 И позвольте мне сказать вам
- 00:18:15,936 --> 00:18:19,774 что никого в этой стране не предали больше
- 00:18:19,774 --> 00:18:22,043 чем моего Рикки Рика.
- 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,978 - А? Что?
- 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,681 - Рик, мне очень жаль.
- 00:18:27,681 --> 00:18:29,383 И если ты меня слышишь,
- 00:18:29,383 --> 00:18:32,319 я хочу, чтобы ты знал, что я люблю тебя.
- 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,455 Ты - единственное, что удерживает меня от
- 00:18:34,455 --> 00:18:36,924 всех этих глупостей.
- 00:18:36,924 --> 00:18:39,794 Когда я встретил тебя, я почувствовал, что контролирую себя
- 00:18:39,794 --> 00:18:41,223 впервые
- 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,566 Не было никого, кто успокаивал бы меня лучше
- 00:18:45,566 --> 00:18:48,669 чем мой маленький медвежонок Рикки.
- 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,771 Ты - мой малыш.
- 00:18:50,771 --> 00:18:54,608 - Он сейчас сказал, что Рик - его малыш?
- 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:58,813 - Правда в том, что некоторые просто не могут быть одни
- 00:18:58,813 --> 00:19:03,884 Нам нужны отношения, чтобы мы были ответственны перед кем-то.
- 00:19:03,884 --> 00:19:06,854 Сейчас я понимаю, насколько я сломлен
- 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:11,525 без того человека, который удерживает меня от саморазрушения.
- 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,094 - Ш-Шэрон?
- 00:19:13,094 --> 00:19:16,864 - И все, что я делал, это принимал тебя как должное
- 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,533 и хотел, чтобы меня не контролировали
- 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,470 - Привет, Шэрон.
- 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:25,539 Не могла бы ты вернуться домой?
- 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:29,110 - Рик, без тебя я - огромный кусок дерьма
- 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:31,712 Я не заслуживаю ещё одного шанса.
- 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,514 Тебя обидели.
- 00:19:33,514 --> 00:19:35,749 Тебя предали.
- 00:19:35,749 --> 00:19:41,155 И единственный человек, который заслуживает расплаты - это я.
- 00:19:42,022 --> 00:19:46,227 Я знаю, вы все очень хотите митинговать и бушевать, но...
- 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:49,296 единственное, что я могу сказать...
- 00:19:49,296 --> 00:19:53,601 это то, что я люблю Рика.
- 00:19:53,601 --> 00:19:58,272 Я люблю Рика! Я люблю Рика!
- 00:19:58,272 --> 00:20:00,641 Я люблю Рика.
- 00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:02,576 Я люблю Рика.
- 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:07,114 Я люблю Рика! Я люблю Рика!
- 00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:09,250 Я люблю Рика!
- 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,985 Я люблю Рика! - Я люблю тебя, Рик!
- 00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:14,088 Я люблю Рика! Я люблю Рика!
- 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,223 Я люблю Рика! - Да!
- 00:20:16,223 --> 00:20:18,859 Я люблю Рика!
- 00:20:18,859 --> 00:20:21,061 Я люблю Рика! Я люблю Рика!
- 00:20:21,061 --> 00:20:23,898 Я люблю Рика! Я люблю Рика!
- 00:20:23,898 --> 00:20:25,132 Я люблю Рика!
- 00:20:25,132 --> 00:20:27,067 - О, черт. Опять началось!
- 00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:28,769 Я люблю Рика! Я люблю Рика!
- 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:29,937 Я люблю...
- 00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,186 - Все хорошо, Рэнди. Мы вернулись.
- 00:20:45,186 --> 00:20:49,123 - Прости, что прервал твою поездку.
- 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,925 - Все хорошо, Рэнди.
- 00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:53,194 Она вышла длиннее, чем прошлые весенние каникулы.
- 00:20:58,899 --> 00:21:01,068 - Привет, мам. - Стэнли,
- 00:21:01,068 --> 00:21:02,736 что я тебе говорила про игру в "Warhammer"
- 00:21:02,736 --> 00:21:05,206 на кухонном столе?
- 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,557 - О, Рик!
- 00:21:26,227 --> 00:21:29,063 Я не хочу проходить через все это снова
- 00:21:29,063 --> 00:21:32,399 Я просто хочу остаться в Южном Парке с тобой.
- 00:21:32,399 --> 00:21:36,237 - Ну, думаю, мы просто посмотрим, что будет дальше.
- 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,093 <i>♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪</i>
- 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,636 <i>♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪</i>
- 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,471 all: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:15,598 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:16,808 <i>♪ Going down to South Park ♪</i>
- 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,852 <i>♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪</i>
- 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,272 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,606 <i>♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪</i>
- 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,567 <i>♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪</i>
- 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:29,988 <i>♪ So come on down to South Park ♪</i>
- 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,531 <i>♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪</i>
- 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,540 Hey, Rick!
- 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,167 Oh. Hey, Herb.
- 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:45,211 So, you know what this week is, right?
- 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,172 Um, is it Easter?
- 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,883 No, it's my spring break!
- 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,010 No school for seven days!
- 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,304 And guess what? Go pack your things
- 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,474 because you and I are going on a big, romantic trip!
- 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,767 Really?
- 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,602 I just came from the travel agent.
- 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,145 We're gonna spend five nights
- 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,273 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
- 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,859 Oh.
- 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:10,737 - Well, what's the matter? - Myrtle Beach? Really?
- 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,989 We all know what goes on down there.
- 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,408 I don't do that stuff anymore, and neither should you.
- 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,037 Rick, I don't wanna go down there to rage.
- 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:22,081 I just wanna sit on a beach with you and watch the sunset.
- 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:25,001 Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those places are?
- 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:27,754 I don't wanna go into one of those places.
- 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,506 I don't think they even exist anymore.
- 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,925 Don't you think this is just what we need, Rick?
- 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,344 You don't even wanna go into one of those places?
- 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,845 Rick, I'm a little old for that.
- 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:38,056 It'd be pretty pathetic if I did.
- 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,516 Well...
- 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,226 Okay. - Ohh, Rick!
- 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,852 We're gonna have the best time!
- 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,270 I can't wait to spoil you.
- 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,939 I really do need a vacation.
- 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,109 Oh, we're gonna have the best spring break of anyone!
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,571 All right, guys. You sure you packed everything?
- 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:55,198 Yeah, that should be all of it.
- 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,951 Well, I hope you and Shelley have a great spring break trip.
- 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,911 I still feel bad, us going on a trip
- 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,621 while you and Stan stay home.
- 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,081 You guys have fun in Santa Fe.
- 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,291 We're gonna do some dad and son stuff.
- 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,459 Goodbye, Shelley!
- 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,045 Have fun! I'll miss you!
- 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:12,215 There should be food enough to last you the week.
- 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,384 Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine.
- 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,427 - Bye, Stan! Love you! - Love you, Mom!
- 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:19,514 - Okay, guys, be safe. - Bye!
- 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,728 Aww, jeah!
- 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,231 Bitches are gone!
- 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:31,067 Spring break! Spring break! Spring break!
- 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,152 This is gonna be the best spring break ever.
- 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:35,113 They're gonna be gone the whole week!
- 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,575 Bro, what are you doing?
- 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,368 I'm painting miniatures.
- 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,953 Painting min--
- 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,580 Dude, do you not understand?
- 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,415 Your mom and Shelley are gone.
- 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,501 We can do whatever we want without any stupid rules.
- 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,586 Whatever I want?
- 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,670 Yeah, dude!
- 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,963 That's what this is all about.
- 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,090 Let's do some spring break shit!
- 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,425 Can I see if any of the guys wanna come over
- 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,926 to do "40k" all week?
- 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,761 Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k."
- 00:02:58,761 --> 00:02:59,762 What is that?
- 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,306 You don't know "Warhammer 40k"?
- 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,600 Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k," of course.
- 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,934 I'm down. Let's do it.
- 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,603 - Really? All week? - Yeah, dude!
- 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,770 You're old enough.
- 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,106 Sweet! I'm gonna call Tolkien!
- 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,450 Oh, Rick.
- 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,161 Isn't this nice? This place is incredible.
- 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,787 Yeah, it's really nice.
- 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:26,831 I just don't know if I deserve all this.
- 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,583 You do deserve it, Rick.
- 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,793 You've made me really happy.
- 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,337 Are you almost done?
- 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,298 Yeah, all done. Here you go.
- 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,134 Oh, Rick. Look at how happy we are.
- 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,722 Oh, that salt water air is just so good.
- 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,307 Can't wait to try some Southern food.
- 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,809 You hungry? - Yeah, sure. I could eat.
- 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:48,770 A lot of things are different here in the South.
- 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,480 Kinda hard to figure out what's good.
- 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,898 Yeah, all the stores
- 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,566 and restaurants here aren't like Colorado.
- 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,234 It's almost like another culture.
- 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:57,654 Herb?
- 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,239 Herb?
- 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,455 Oh, no. - Geez.
- 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,040 It's still here.
- 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,380 You said you wouldn't go into one of these places.
- 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,548 I don't wanna go in. I just...
- 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,634 can't believe some of these places are still here.
- 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,844 Whoa! Look who's here!
- 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,763 What are you doing in town?
- 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,015 Oh, I'm just on vacation.
- 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,183 This is Rick.
- 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,643 Well, do you wanna come inside
- 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:29,727 and rally a little bit?
- 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,854 Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore.
- 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,731 You sure? Everyone would love
- 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:34,941 to rally with you again.
- 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,985 I'm sure. I don't need to rally.
- 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,861 I'm just here to relax. Take care.
- 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:41,155 Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here!
- 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,615 America number one!
- 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,826 Number one, yep.
- 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,286 Some people, huh? Geez.
- 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,875 Okay, so I'm gonna have my Retributor Squad
- 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,877 attack your Stormhawk Interceptor.
- 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,504 Okay, that has a toughness of 7
- 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,464 and a -1 to your hit rolls.
- 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,218 Okay, so that's three, four, five hits.
- 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,345 Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw, which is 3+.
- 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,139 What in the actual fuck
- 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,724 are you guys doing?
- 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,183 We're playing "40k."
- 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:12,020 You guys have wasted another day of spring break
- 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,814 with this stupid shit.
- 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:17,900 Do you guys know what spring break is about?
- 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,820 Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling.
- 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,739 Don't you wanna get some bitches over here?
- 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,824 I thought you were happy 'cause the bitches were gone?
- 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,284 I'm happy the bitches are gone
- 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,952 so we can have bitches over!
- 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,246 Spring break is dude time.
- 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,914 But you know what,
- 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:34,042 today's society has ruined it all.
- 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,921 They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys.
- 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:43,426 Convinced you that your natural innate male desires are toxic.
- 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,804 No matter what the liberals try to tell you, boys,
- 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:49,348 you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender.
- 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:52,101 Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium infantry unit
- 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,311 within six inches of Celestine,
- 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,063 so they have a +6 save.
- 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,607 My God.
- 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,401 What are we going to do?
- 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,786 I'm going to sleep.
- 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,454 I'm gonna go to sleep now.
- 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,790 ♪ I feel so alone ♪
- 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,667 Here I go... to sleep.
- 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,880 Rick?
- 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,306 ♪ Go, look at me ♪
- 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,851 ♪ I feel so alone ♪
- 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,022 ♪ Come on ♪
- 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,152 ♪ Move with me ♪
- 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,695 ♪ Look at me ♪
- 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,076 ♪ I feel so alone ♪
- 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,038 ♪ Come on ♪
- 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,168 Can I help you find any--oh, my God!
- 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:00,336 Sir, you're back!
- 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,004 Yeah, just browsing.
- 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:04,340 You guys, it's him! He's here!
- 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,466 - Oh, wow, it is him! - It's him?
- 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,844 Is that really you?
- 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,220 What are you doing here?
- 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,763 Could I get a selfie with you?
- 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,723 Hey, uh, since you're here,
- 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,100 you wanna rally a little bit?
- 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,852 No, no. I can't rally
- 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,271 I've got a serious boyfriend. I'm just looking around.
- 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,398 Oh, come on. When are you gonna be here again?
- 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,566 Live a little!
- 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,026 Well, maybe I could do just a little bit.
- 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,862 I mean, wha--
- 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,865 What the hell is up with all these Mexicans? Huh?
- 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,119 Yeah! I mean--I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks
- 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,954 immigrants are made of gold or something.
- 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,206 Piece of shit!
- 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,584 Yeah! Yeah!
- 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,924 Hey, Steven. You know your son's
- 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,759 been over at my house for spring break?
- 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,553 Yeah, of course I know.
- 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,055 Well, you should see what they're doing,
- 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,892 'cause it's a little hrrrp.
- 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,393 Well--well, what are they doing?
- 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,937 Look, I just think we better talk with our boys
- 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:02,398 to counteract all the ways in which society
- 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:05,193 has been pathologizing masculinity.
- 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,570 I mean, you went balls-out on spring break, right?
- 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,281 Tried to see chicks' boobs and stuff?
- 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,325 Mm, no I didn't.
- 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,410 Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed
- 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,995 of being a guy, right?
- 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,246 Like, you went out to the lake
- 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,582 and tried to play grab ass with girls, right?
- 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,501 No, I did not.
- 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,087 Why--why are you saying that?
- 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,924 Why are you making those words with your mouth?
- 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,301 Oh, hey, Randy. Everything okay with the boys?
- 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,386 Ohh, right.
- 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,472 Sorry--sorry, yeah, everything's great.
- 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,183 They're playing a little table miniatures game.
- 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,352 It's great.
- 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,812 Just, uh, came to let you know they're good.
- 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:42,939 Don't worry.
- 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,982 I'm gonna take care of it.
- 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,777 I'll tell you what else.
- 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,820 This whole situation in the Ukraine,
- 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,572 that wouldn't be happening on my watch.
- 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:56,410 The problem is now we all have a president who's afraid.
- 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:59,497 And that's why Joe and the ho have got to go!
- 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,667 And I'll tell you another thing.
- 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,460 It's--oh, hang on a second.
- 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,213 {\an8}Oh, crap.
- 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,631 {\an8}Ho--hold on a second, everybody.
- 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,800 Uh--
- 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,971 Oh, hey, Rick!
- 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,180 Where are you?
- 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,557 I couldn't sleep, Rick.
- 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,891 I was just tossing and turning
- 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,142 and I didn't wanna wake you up,
- 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,645 so I decided to come out and buy some sunscreen
- 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,313 and stuff for our beach day tomorrow.
- 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:26,023 Oh, okay.
- 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,567 I got scared that you were out rallying.
- 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,861 Ohh, geez, well, that's silly.
- 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,072 Last thing I wanna do is rally.
- 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,532 Listen up-- get back to sleep, Rick.
- 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,950 I'll--I'll be right home, okay?
- 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,536 Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye.
- 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,329 Bye-bye.
- 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,789 Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody.
- 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,165 I need to get going.
- 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,959 Oh, come on. Just rally with us a little bit more.
- 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,252 No, I really can't.
- 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,254 Just a few more minutes. Come on!
- 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:52,174 All right, I guess I can rally just a little bit longer.
- 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,051 I mean, after all, I am here for you.
- 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,345 I am your warrior!
- 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,763 Liberal left!
- 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,473 Hunter Biden laptop!
- 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,311 Yeah! Yeah!
- 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,532 Uh--
- 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,868 Ugh. Oh, geez.
- 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,828 Herb? Herb, you gotta get up.
- 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,872 We're gonna miss our whole beach day.
- 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,875 Oh, it's--it's just the time change, Rick.
- 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,043 You enjoy the beach.
- 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,587 I just gotta sleep a little longer.
- 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,088 Okay.
- 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,941 Dude, it's so awesome being able
- 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,234 to leave "Warhammer" set up all night
- 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,361 and come back to it in the morning.
- 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,363 I know, it's great.
- 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,240 Hey, hey, you guys. What did you do?
- 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,242 - What do you mean? - I mean the cops are here.
- 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,827 What did you guys do?
- 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,498 We're just continuing our game of "40k" from last night.
- 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,916 Okay, you guys, just stop
- 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,085 'cause the police wanna ask you some questions.
- 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,419 Come on in, officers.
- 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,588 Hello, gentlemen.
- 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:13,756 Hands up.
- 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,175 We heard somebody in here's been bad.
- 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,844 Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big trouble.
- 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,638 You better read 'em their rights.
- 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,306 Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't touch the models.
- 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,599 We spent a long time on this.
- 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,017 Stan, stop with that shit.
- 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,185 Come on, get into it.
- 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,354 Wet t-shirt contest!
- 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,106 Hey, what the fuck?
- 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,400 - What? - Hey, you fuck guy!
- 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,151 You do not harass the ladies!
- 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,445 Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes.
- 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,739 You wanna talk, big man? Huh?
- 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,366 You wanna be big man?
- 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,742 Whoa, whoa, okay. I--
- 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,328 I think I need to explain something to you, okay?
- 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,622 Look, I'm just trying to combat the messages
- 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,624 that the liberal left is putting out to young men
- 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,460 about their male instincts being toxic.
- 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,837 The fuck you talking?
- 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,463 You know, I'm trying to show my son
- 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,507 and his nerdy little friend what a real party is
- 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,551 'cause society wants them to be ashamed
- 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,678 of their masculine natures.
- 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,097 - You want real party? - Yeah!
- 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,558 Truth is, I got a whole barn full of weed.
- 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,811 I will call some friends.
- 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,652 <i>The person you are trying to reach</i>
- 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,154 <i>cannot be located.</i>
- 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,448 <i>Please leave a message.</i>
- 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,699 Where are you?
- 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,742 I got back from the beach and you were gone.
- 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,244 Please pick up.
- 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,094 Excuse me. Excuse me.
- 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,350 And we're gonna take Georgia,
- 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,061 and--and we're gonna take Arizona this time!
- 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,191 And when I say we're gonna take Arizona in the election,
- 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,734 I--I mean we're gonna take it again.
- 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,069 'cause we all know I won it last time, too!
- 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:03,365 Oh. Hey, everybody.
- 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,742 This is Rick.
- 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,373 Rick! Rick, will you just wait!
- 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,751 You know it's 2:00 in the morning?
- 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,545 I was alone at the hotel while you were out rallying!
- 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,215 I just wanted to rally for a little bit.
- 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,675 Yeah, you really look like you just rallied a little bit.
- 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,053 I got a text that Tucker was in town,
- 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,514 and I just wanted to go rally for a little bit.
- 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,016 You really think those people care about you, Herb?
- 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,769 They don't. They just wanna do that.
- 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,563 Rick, I got it out of my system now.
- 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,232 We can still have a great vacation.
- 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,900 Let's just start over tomorrow.
- 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,610 Okay?
- 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,330 Right, all right, let's do this!
- 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,373 Okay, you ready?
- 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,917 Three, two, one. Go!
- 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,253 Check it out, guys!
- 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,297 Ahh!
- 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,590 Huh? Whoa!
- 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,263 Sir, do you think you can walk?
- 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,098 No, I don't think so.
- 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,433 Sir, we think you've had too much to drink,
- 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,269 and we should probably take you to the hospital.
- 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,312 No, I can't. I have to stay here
- 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,022 'cause I'm in charge of my son.
- 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,483 Today's woke culture has vilified his manhood
- 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,193 and made him ashamed of himself.
- 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,904 Okay, sir, but it appears you have a broken arm
- 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,447 and several fractured ribs.
- 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,074 Yeah, but I can't leave
- 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,618 because my son's natural instincts are being suppressed
- 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,704 and it's leading to behavioral problems.
- 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,289 You see the shit he's doing?
- 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,958 He's over there playing with dolls.
- 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,342 It's pretty good fondue, right?
- 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,721 We should probably just go back to the hotel.
- 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,723 You've got the shakes from rallying all night.
- 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,350 No, no, Rick. This is our vacation.
- 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,977 I want us to have a nice
- 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,812 romantic lunch.
- 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,064 Maybe we should just go back to Colorado.
- 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,026 No, Rick. I'm gonna make this up to you.
- 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,611 I don't wanna rally anymore.
- 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,154 There's just a lot of people out there
- 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,156 who won't let it go, you know?
- 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,824 Yes, and you can't be around them.
- 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,826 I know, I know.
- 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,244 Let me just--
- 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,997 Let me just go throw up because I'll feel much better.
- 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,166 Okay, go throw up, Herb.
- 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,553 Oh, God.
- 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764 Come on, just stop. Stop.
- 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,349 The country is fine.
- 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017 You have better things to do.
- 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,874 Yeah, oh yeah! That's it! Yeah!
- 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,293 We're gonna get abortion rights thrown the hell out
- 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,338 so those dirty lesbians can't keep having abortions!
- 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,131 Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!
- 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,592 We're gonna get those Black Lives Matter protestors
- 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,469 off the streets with a fire hose!
- 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,721 Yeah, America! both: Yeah!
- 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,889 Rick!
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,849 Fuck you.
- 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,436 Well, to hell with you!
- 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,063 Nobody controls me!
- 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,274 - Yeah! - Yeah! America! Yeah!
- 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,373 Can I help you?
- 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,083 We've had some complaints about a party
- 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,001 that's been going on for three days here.
- 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,420 Hey, what's going on?
- 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,424 All right, guys, who ordered the stripper?
- 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,551 Can we come in and look around, sir?
- 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,594 Oh, yeah! Come on in.
- 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,596 Honk honk!
- 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,973 All right, get down on the ground!
- 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,016 Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay.
- 00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,309 I'm just helping my boy
- 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,978 through the media assault on manliness.
- 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,189 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
- 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,774 I need to see some ID, sir.
- 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,777 Uh! Okay! Okay, Stan! Stan!
- 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,696 Yeah?
- 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,115 Can you get my wallet from the upstairs?
- 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,284 Yeah, soon as we're done with this psyker phase.
- 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,702 I have five psyker units.
- 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,038 {\an8}Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.
- 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,167 Hey! Freeze! You, right there!
- 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,295 That's Alonzo Fineski, the Romanian sex trafficker!
- 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,713 Fuck you, big man!
- 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,176 Ahh! Oh, my God!
- 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,011 Ahh!
- 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,975 Stan? Stan?
- 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,694 <i>And now, ladies and gentlemen,</i>
- 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,613 <i>here he is,</i>
- 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,990 <i>the once and future president</i>
- 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,992 <i>of the United States of America!</i>
- 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,460 <i>Thank you. I am here today</i>
- 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,712 {\an8}for those who have been wronged.
- 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,425 {\an8}For those who have been betrayed.
- 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,719 {\an8}And let me tell you
- 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:19,681 {\an8}that nobody in this country has been betrayed more
- 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,975 {\an8}than my Ricky Rick.
- 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,936 {\an8}Huh? What?
- 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,523 {\an8}Rick, I am so sorry.
- 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,358 <i>And if you are out there,</i>
- 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,194 <i>I want you to know that I love you.</i>
- 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,279 <i>You are the only thing that keeps me from doing</i>
- 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,740 <i>all this stupid stuff.</i>
- 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,701 <i>When I met you, I felt in control of myself</i>
- 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,620 <i>for the first time.</i>
- 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:45,415 {\an8}There has never been anyone who calmed me down more
- 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,544 {\an8}than my little Ricky Bear.
- 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,587 {\an8}You are my boo.
- 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,591 Did he just say that Rick is his boo?
- 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,720 <i>The truth is, some of us simply can't be alone.</i>
- 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:03,725 <i>We need a relationship so that we're accountable to someone.</i>
- 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,812 <i>I realize now how broken I am</i>
- 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,400 <i>without that person who keeps me from destroying myself.</i>
- 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,901 Sh-Sharon?
- 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:16,613 <i>And all I've ever done was take you for granted</i>
- 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,324 <i>and wished I wasn't being controlled.</i>
- 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,286 Hi, Sharon.
- 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,414 Will you please come home?
- 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:29,001 <i>Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without you.</i>
- 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,587 <i>I don't deserve another chance.</i>
- 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,297 <i>You have been wronged.</i>
- 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,757 <i>You have been betrayed.</i>
- 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:40,929 {\an8}And the only person who deserves retribution is me.
- 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:46,101 I know you all really want to rally and rage, but...
- 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,271 the only thing I have to say is...
- 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:53,400 {\an8}is that I love Rick.
- 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,238 {\an8}I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:02,367 I love Rick.
- 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,997 I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,876 I love Rick! - I love you, Rick!
- 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,004 all: I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,131 I love Rick! - Yeah!
- 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,759 all: I love Rick!
- 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,969 I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,805 I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,015 I love Rick!
- 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,934 Oh, crap. Here we go again!
- 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,685 all: I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,853 I love--
- 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,118 It's okay, Randy. We're back.
- 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:49,039 I'm sorry I cut your trip short.
- 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,707 It's okay, Randy.
- 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,126 You made it longer than last spring break.
- 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,884 - Oh. Hey, Mom. - Stanley,
- 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,552 what have I told you about playing "Warhammer"
- 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,138 on the kitchen table? - Aw!
- 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,573 Oh, Rick!
- 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,912 I don't wanna go through all that again.
- 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,290 I just wanna stay in South Park with you.
- 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:36,169 Well, I guess we'll just have to see what happens.
- 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,883 <i>[twangy music]</i>
- 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,093 <i>♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪</i>
- 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,636 <i>♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪</i>
- 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,471 all: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:15,598 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:16,808 <i>♪ Going down to South Park ♪</i>
- 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,852 <i>♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪</i>
- 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,562 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,272 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:23,606 <i>♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪</i>
- 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,567 <i>♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪</i>
- 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,653 [muffled singing]
- 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:29,988 <i>♪ So come on down to South Park ♪</i>
- 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,531 <i>♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪</i>
- 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,540 Hey, Rick!
- 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,167 Oh. Hey, Herb.
- 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:45,211 So, you know what this week is, right?
- 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,172 Um, is it Easter?
- 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,883 No, it's my spring break!
- 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,010 No school for seven days!
- 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,304 And guess what? Go pack your things
- 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,474 because you and I are going on a big, romantic trip!
- 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,767 Really?
- 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,602 I just came from the travel agent.
- 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,145 We're gonna spend five nights
- 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,273 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
- 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,859 Oh.
- 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:10,737 - Well, what's the matter? - Myrtle Beach? Really?
- 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,989 We all know what goes on down there.
- 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:15,408 I don't do that stuff anymore, and neither should you.
- 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:19,037 Rick, I don't wanna go down there to rage.
- 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:22,081 I just wanna sit on a beach with you and watch the sunset.
- 00:01:22,081 --> 00:01:25,001 Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach where those places are?
- 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:27,754 I don't wanna go into one of those places.
- 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,506 I don't think they even exist anymore.
- 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,925 Don't you think this is just what we need, Rick?
- 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,344 You don't even wanna go into one of those places?
- 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,845 Rick, I'm a little old for that.
- 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:38,056 It'd be pretty pathetic if I did.
- 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:39,516 Well...
- 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,226 Okay. - Ohh, Rick!
- 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,852 We're gonna have the best time!
- 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:44,270 I can't wait to spoil you.
- 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,939 I really do need a vacation.
- 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,109 Oh, we're gonna have the best spring break of anyone!
- 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,571 All right, guys. You sure you packed everything?
- 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:55,198 Yeah, that should be all of it.
- 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,951 Well, I hope you and Shelley have a great spring break trip.
- 00:01:57,951 --> 00:01:59,911 I still feel bad, us going on a trip
- 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,621 while you and Stan stay home.
- 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,081 You guys have fun in Santa Fe.
- 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,291 We're gonna do some dad and son stuff.
- 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,459 Goodbye, Shelley!
- 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,045 Have fun! I'll miss you! [kisses]
- 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:12,215 There should be food enough to last you the week.
- 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:14,384 Yes, yes, don't worry. We'll be fine.
- 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,427 - Bye, Stan! Love you! - Love you, Mom!
- 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:19,514 - Okay, guys, be safe. - Bye!
- 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,728 [slams door] Aww, jeah!
- 00:02:25,728 --> 00:02:28,231 Bitches are gone!
- 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:31,067 Spring break! Spring break! Spring break!
- 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:33,152 This is gonna be the best spring break ever.
- 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:35,113 They're gonna be gone the whole week!
- 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,575 [opens beer] Bro, what are you doing?
- 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,368 I'm painting miniatures.
- 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,953 Painting min--
- 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,580 Dude, do you not understand?
- 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,415 Your mom and Shelley are gone.
- 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,501 We can do whatever we want without any stupid rules.
- 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,586 Whatever I want?
- 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,670 Yeah, dude!
- 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,963 That's what this is all about.
- 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,090 Let's do some spring break shit!
- 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,425 Can I see if any of the guys wanna come over
- 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,926 to do "40k" all week?
- 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,761 Hell, yeah, let's do some "40k."
- 00:02:58,761 --> 00:02:59,762 What is that?
- 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,306 You don't know "Warhammer 40k"?
- 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:03,600 Oh, yeah, "Warhammer 40k," of course.
- 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,934 I'm down. Let's do it.
- 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,603 - Really? All week? - Yeah, dude!
- 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,770 You're old enough.
- 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:10,106 Sweet! I'm gonna call Tolkien!
- 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:13,109 [chatter, children playing]
- 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,450 Oh, Rick.
- 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,161 Isn't this nice? This place is incredible.
- 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,787 Yeah, it's really nice.
- 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:26,831 I just don't know if I deserve all this.
- 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,583 You do deserve it, Rick.
- 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,793 You've made me really happy.
- 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,337 Are you almost done?
- 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,298 Yeah, all done. Here you go.
- 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:38,134 Oh, Rick. Look at how happy we are.
- 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,722 Oh, that salt water air is just so good.
- 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,307 Can't wait to try some Southern food.
- 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:46,809 You hungry? - Yeah, sure. I could eat.
- 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:48,770 A lot of things are different here in the South.
- 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,480 Kinda hard to figure out what's good.
- 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,898 [dreamy club music playing] - Yeah, all the stores
- 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,566 and restaurants here aren't like Colorado.
- 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,234 It's almost like another culture.
- 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:56,653 ♪ ♪
- 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:57,654 Herb?
- 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,863 ♪ ♪
- 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,239 Herb?
- 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,453 ♪ ♪
- 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:07,455 Oh, no. - Geez.
- 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,040 It's still here.
- 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:13,169 ♪ ♪
- 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,380 You said you wouldn't go into one of these places.
- 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:17,548 I don't wanna go in. I just...
- 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,634 can't believe some of these places are still here.
- 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,844 Whoa! Look who's here!
- 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,763 What are you doing in town?
- 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,015 Oh, I'm just on vacation.
- 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,183 This is Rick.
- 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,643 Well, do you wanna come inside
- 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:29,727 and rally a little bit?
- 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:31,854 Oh, no thanks. I don't rally anymore.
- 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,731 You sure? Everyone would love
- 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:34,941 to rally with you again.
- 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,985 I'm sure. I don't need to rally.
- 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,861 I'm just here to relax. Take care.
- 00:04:38,861 --> 00:04:41,155 Well, if you change your mind, we'll be here!
- 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,615 America number one!
- 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,826 Number one, yep.
- 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:47,286 Some people, huh? Geez.
- 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,875 Okay, so I'm gonna have my Retributor Squad
- 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,877 attack your Stormhawk Interceptor.
- 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,504 Okay, that has a toughness of 7
- 00:04:56,504 --> 00:04:58,464 and a -1 to your hit rolls.
- 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,216 [rattles dice, throws]
- 00:05:00,216 --> 00:05:02,218 Okay, so that's three, four, five hits.
- 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,345 Okay, I'm gonna roll my saving throw, which is 3+.
- 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,139 [rattles dice, throws] - What in the actual fuck
- 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,724 are you guys doing?
- 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,183 We're playing "40k."
- 00:05:09,183 --> 00:05:12,020 You guys have wasted another day of spring break
- 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,814 with this stupid shit. - [rattles dice, throws]
- 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:17,900 Do you guys know what spring break is about?
- 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,820 Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling.
- 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,739 Don't you wanna get some bitches over here?
- 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,824 I thought you were happy 'cause the bitches were gone?
- 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,284 I'm happy the bitches are gone
- 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,952 so we can have bitches over!
- 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,246 Spring break is dude time.
- 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,914 But you know what,
- 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:34,042 today's society has ruined it all.
- 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,921 They've taught you boys to be ashamed of being boys.
- 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:43,426 Convinced you that your natural innate male desires are toxic.
- 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,804 No matter what the liberals try to tell you, boys,
- 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:49,348 you shouldn't be ashamed of your gender.
- 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:52,101 Okay, Dad. So I've got an Imperium infantry unit
- 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:53,311 within six inches of Celestine,
- 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,063 so they have a +6 save.
- 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:57,607 My God.
- 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,401 What are we going to do?
- 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:04,864 [club music pounding]
- 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:07,909 [waves crashing]
- 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,786 I'm going to sleep.
- 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,454 I'm gonna go to sleep now.
- 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,790 ♪ I feel so alone ♪
- 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,667 Here I go... to sleep.
- 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:19,337 [exhales] [club music continues]
- 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,880 Rick?
- 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:27,929 ♪ ♪
- 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,306 ♪ Go, look at me ♪
- 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:31,808 ♪ ♪
- 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,851 ♪ I feel so alone ♪
- 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,813 ♪ ♪
- 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,022 ♪ Come on ♪
- 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,650 ♪ ♪
- 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,152 ♪ Move with me ♪
- 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,695 ♪ Look at me ♪
- 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,824 ♪ ♪
- 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,076 ♪ I feel so alone ♪
- 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,787 ♪ ♪
- 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,038 ♪ Come on ♪
- 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:56,499 ♪ ♪
- 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,168 Can I help you find any--oh, my God!
- 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:00,336 Sir, you're back!
- 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,004 Yeah, just browsing.
- 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:04,340 You guys, it's him! He's here!
- 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:05,466 - Oh, wow, it is him! - It's him?
- 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:06,592 [crowd clamoring]
- 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:07,844 Is that really you?
- 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,220 What are you doing here?
- 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:10,763 Could I get a selfie with you?
- 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,723 Hey, uh, since you're here,
- 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,100 you wanna rally a little bit?
- 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,852 No, no. I can't rally
- 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,271 I've got a serious boyfriend. I'm just looking around.
- 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,398 Oh, come on. When are you gonna be here again?
- 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,566 Live a little!
- 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,026 Well, maybe I could do just a little bit.
- 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,862 I mean, wha--
- 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,865 What the hell is up with all these Mexicans? Huh?
- 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,533 [cheering]
- 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,119 Yeah! I mean--I mean, Joe Biden obviously thinks
- 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,954 immigrants are made of gold or something.
- 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,206 Piece of shit! [cheering]
- 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:39,584 Yeah! Yeah!
- 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:43,045 [knocking]
- 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,924 Hey, Steven. You know your son's
- 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,759 been over at my house for spring break?
- 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:50,553 Yeah, of course I know.
- 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:53,055 Well, you should see what they're doing,
- 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:55,892 'cause it's a little hrrrp.
- 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,393 Well--well, what are they doing?
- 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,937 Look, I just think we better talk with our boys
- 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:02,398 to counteract all the ways in which society
- 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:05,193 has been pathologizing masculinity.
- 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:07,570 I mean, you went balls-out on spring break, right?
- 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,281 Tried to see chicks' boobs and stuff?
- 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,325 Mm, no I didn't.
- 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,410 Well, no, I mean, you weren't ashamed
- 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,995 of being a guy, right?
- 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,246 Like, you went out to the lake
- 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,582 and tried to play grab ass with girls, right?
- 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,501 No, I did not.
- 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,087 Why--why are you saying that?
- 00:08:25,087 --> 00:08:27,924 Why are you making those words with your mouth?
- 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,301 Oh, hey, Randy. Everything okay with the boys?
- 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,386 Ohh, right.
- 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,472 Sorry--sorry, yeah, everything's great.
- 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,183 They're playing a little table miniatures game.
- 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,352 It's great.
- 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,812 Just, uh, came to let you know they're good.
- 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:42,939 [under breath] Don't worry.
- 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,982 I'm gonna take care of it.
- 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:47,777 I'll tell you what else.
- 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,820 This whole situation in the Ukraine,
- 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,572 that wouldn't be happening on my watch.
- 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,032 [cheers and applause]
- 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:56,410 The problem is now we all have a president who's afraid.
- 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:59,497 And that's why Joe and the ho have got to go!
- 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,831 [cheers and applause] [cell phone rings]
- 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,667 And I'll tell you another thing.
- 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,460 It's--oh, hang on a second.
- 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,213 {\an8}Oh, crap.
- 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,631 {\an8}Ho--hold on a second, everybody.
- 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,800 Uh-- [shushing]
- 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,010 [clears throat] [answers phone]
- 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,971 Oh, hey, Rick!
- 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,180 Where are you?
- 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:17,557 I couldn't sleep, Rick.
- 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,891 I was just tossing and turning
- 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,142 and I didn't wanna wake you up,
- 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:22,645 so I decided to come out and buy some sunscreen
- 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,313 and stuff for our beach day tomorrow.
- 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:26,023 Oh, okay.
- 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,567 I got scared that you were out rallying.
- 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,861 Ohh, geez, well, that's silly.
- 00:09:30,861 --> 00:09:33,072 Last thing I wanna do is rally.
- 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,532 Listen up-- get back to sleep, Rick.
- 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,950 I'll--I'll be right home, okay?
- 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,536 Okay. Sorry for panicking. Bye.
- 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,329 Bye-bye. [hangs up]
- 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:41,789 Okay, uh, nice to meet you, everybody.
- 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,165 I need to get going.
- 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:44,959 Oh, come on. Just rally with us a little bit more.
- 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,252 No, I really can't.
- 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,254 Just a few more minutes. Come on!
- 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:52,174 All right, I guess I can rally just a little bit longer.
- 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,051 I mean, after all, I am here for you.
- 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:56,345 I am your warrior!
- 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,763 Liberal left!
- 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,473 Hunter Biden laptop!
- 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:00,850 [cheers and applause]
- 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,311 Yeah! Yeah!
- 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:11,319 [snoring]
- 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:16,532 Uh--
- 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,868 Ugh. Oh, geez.
- 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,828 Herb? Herb, you gotta get up.
- 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,872 We're gonna miss our whole beach day.
- 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,875 Oh, it's--it's just the time change, Rick.
- 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,043 You enjoy the beach.
- 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,587 I just gotta sleep a little longer.
- 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,088 Okay.
- 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,632 [snoring]
- 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:36,802 [chatter, waves crashing]
- 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,765 <i>[somber music]</i>
- 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:46,062 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:49,732 [rattles dice, throws]
- 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:50,941 Dude, it's so awesome being able
- 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,234 to leave "Warhammer" set up all night
- 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,361 and come back to it in the morning.
- 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,363 I know, it's great.
- 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,240 Hey, hey, you guys. What did you do?
- 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,242 - What do you mean? - I mean the cops are here.
- 00:11:00,242 --> 00:11:01,827 What did you guys do?
- 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,498 We're just continuing our game of "40k" from last night.
- 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,916 Okay, you guys, just stop
- 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,085 'cause the police wanna ask you some questions.
- 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,419 Come on in, officers.
- 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,588 [cracking whip] Hello, gentlemen.
- 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:13,756 Hands up.
- 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,175 We heard somebody in here's been bad.
- 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,844 Oh, no, guys. Looks like you're in big trouble.
- 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,638 You better read 'em their rights.
- 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,306 Hey, whoa, whoa! Don't touch the models.
- 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,599 We spent a long time on this.
- 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,017 Stan, stop with that shit.
- 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,185 Come on, get into it.
- 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,354 Wet t-shirt contest!
- 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,106 Hey, what the fuck?
- 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,400 - What? - Hey, you fuck guy!
- 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,151 You do not harass the ladies!
- 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,445 Well, I wanted strippers, not prudes.
- 00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:38,739 [cocks gun] You wanna talk, big man? Huh?
- 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,366 You wanna be big man?
- 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:41,742 Whoa, whoa, okay. I--
- 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,328 I think I need to explain something to you, okay?
- 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:46,622 Look, I'm just trying to combat the messages
- 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,624 that the liberal left is putting out to young men
- 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,460 about their male instincts being toxic.
- 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,837 The fuck you talking?
- 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,463 You know, I'm trying to show my son
- 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,507 and his nerdy little friend what a real party is
- 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,551 'cause society wants them to be ashamed
- 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,678 of their masculine natures.
- 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,097 - You want real party? - Yeah!
- 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,558 Truth is, I got a whole barn full of weed.
- 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,811 I will call some friends.
- 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:16,652 <i>The person you are trying to reach</i>
- 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,154 <i>cannot be located.</i>
- 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,448 <i>Please leave a message. [beep]</i>
- 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,699 Where are you?
- 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,742 I got back from the beach and you were gone.
- 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:25,244 Please pick up.
- 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,920 [club music pounding]
- 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,005 ♪ ♪
- 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,090 [lively chatter]
- 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,383 ♪ ♪
- 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,094 Excuse me. Excuse me.
- 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,680 [crowd cheering]
- 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,390 ♪ ♪
- 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,350 And we're gonna take Georgia,
- 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,061 and--and we're gonna take Arizona this time!
- 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,521 [cheering]
- 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,191 And when I say we're gonna take Arizona in the election,
- 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,734 I--I mean we're gonna take it again.
- 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,069 'cause we all know I won it last time, too!
- 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,905 Oh.
- 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,365 Oh. Hey, everybody.
- 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:04,742 This is Rick.
- 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,870 ♪ ♪
- 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,373 Rick! Rick, will you just wait!
- 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,751 You know it's 2:00 in the morning?
- 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,545 I was alone at the hotel while you were out rallying!
- 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,215 I just wanted to rally for a little bit.
- 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,675 Yeah, you really look like you just rallied a little bit.
- 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,053 I got a text that Tucker was in town,
- 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:26,514 and I just wanted to go rally for a little bit.
- 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,016 You really think those people care about you, Herb?
- 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:31,769 They don't. They just wanna do that.
- 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,563 Rick, I got it out of my system now.
- 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,232 We can still have a great vacation.
- 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,900 Let's just start over tomorrow.
- 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,610 Okay?
- 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:44,323 [electronic music blaring] [excited chatter]
- 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:48,702 ♪ ♪
- 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:51,330 Right, all right, let's do this!
- 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,373 Okay, you ready?
- 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,917 Three, two, one. Go!
- 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,253 [cheering] Check it out, guys!
- 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,297 Ahh! [laughs]
- 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,590 Huh? Whoa! [snapping]
- 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,425 [crashing]
- 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,427 ♪ ♪
- 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,263 Sir, do you think you can walk?
- 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,098 [muffled] No, I don't think so.
- 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,433 Sir, we think you've had too much to drink,
- 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,269 and we should probably take you to the hospital.
- 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,312 No, I can't. I have to stay here
- 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,022 'cause I'm in charge of my son.
- 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,483 Today's woke culture has vilified his manhood
- 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,193 and made him ashamed of himself.
- 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,904 Okay, sir, but it appears you have a broken arm
- 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,447 and several fractured ribs.
- 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,074 Yeah, but I can't leave
- 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,618 because my son's natural instincts are being suppressed
- 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,704 and it's leading to behavioral problems.
- 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,289 You see the shit he's doing?
- 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,958 He's over there playing with dolls.
- 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,342 It's pretty good fondue, right?
- 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,721 We should probably just go back to the hotel.
- 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,723 You've got the shakes from rallying all night.
- 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,350 No, no, Rick. This is our vacation.
- 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,977 I want us to have a nice
- 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,812 romantic lunch. [retches]
- 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,064 Maybe we should just go back to Colorado.
- 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:02,026 No, Rick. I'm gonna make this up to you.
- 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,611 I don't wanna rally anymore.
- 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,154 There's just a lot of people out there
- 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,156 who won't let it go, you know?
- 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,824 Yes, and you can't be around them.
- 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,826 I know, I know.
- 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,244 Let me just--
- 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,997 Let me just go throw up because I'll feel much better.
- 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,166 Okay, go throw up, Herb.
- 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,964 [vomits]
- 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,553 Oh, God.
- 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,764 Come on, just stop. Stop.
- 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,349 The country is fine.
- 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,017 You have better things to do.
- 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:37,144 [door opens]
- 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,815 [stall door creaks]
- 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,115 [taps]
- 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,874 Yeah, oh yeah! That's it! Yeah!
- 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,293 We're gonna get abortion rights thrown the hell out
- 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,338 so those dirty lesbians can't keep having abortions!
- 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,131 Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!
- 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,592 We're gonna get those Black Lives Matter protestors
- 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,469 off the streets with a fire hose!
- 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,721 Yeah, America! both: Yeah!
- 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,889 Rick!
- 00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,849 Fuck you.
- 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,436 Well, to hell with you!
- 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,063 Nobody controls me!
- 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,274 - Yeah! - Yeah! America! Yeah!
- 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,071 [electronic music pounding]
- 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,825 <i>[police radio chatter]</i>
- 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,743 ♪ ♪
- 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,203 [knock at door]
- 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,373 Can I help you?
- 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,083 We've had some complaints about a party
- 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,001 that's been going on for three days here.
- 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,420 Hey, what's going on?
- 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,046 [laughs]
- 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,424 All right, guys, who ordered the stripper?
- 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,551 Can we come in and look around, sir?
- 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,594 Oh, yeah! Come on in.
- 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,596 [smack] Honk honk!
- 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:55,973 All right, get down on the ground!
- 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,016 Whoa, whoa! No, no, no. It's okay.
- 00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,309 I'm just helping my boy
- 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,978 through the media assault on manliness.
- 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,189 [Taser crackles] Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
- 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,774 I need to see some ID, sir.
- 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,777 Uh! Okay! Okay, Stan! Stan!
- 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,696 [rattles dice, throws] - Yeah?
- 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,115 Can you get my wallet from the upstairs?
- 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,284 Yeah, soon as we're done with this psyker phase.
- 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,702 I have five psyker units.
- 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,038 {\an8}Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing.
- 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,167 Hey! Freeze! You, right there!
- 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,295 That's Alonzo Fineski, the Romanian sex trafficker!
- 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,713 Fuck you, big man!
- 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,048 [fires gun]
- 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,466 [gunfire]
- 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,176 Ahh! Oh, my God!
- 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,011 - [grunts] - Ahh!
- 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,097 [gunfire]
- 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,975 Stan? Stan?
- 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,020 {\an8}[indistinct chatter, PA announcement]
- 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,023 {\an8}<i>[somber music]</i>
- 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,776 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,694 <i>And now, ladies and gentlemen,</i>
- 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,613 <i>here he is,</i>
- 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,990 <i>the once and future president</i>
- 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,992 <i>of the United States of America!</i>
- 00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,995 <i>[cheers and applause]</i>
- 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,460 <i>Thank you. I am here today</i>
- 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,712 {\an8}for those who have been wronged.
- 00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,214 {\an8}[cheering]
- 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,425 {\an8}For those who have been betrayed.
- 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,719 {\an8}And let me tell you
- 00:18:15,719 --> 00:18:19,681 {\an8}that nobody in this country has been betrayed more
- 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,975 {\an8}than my Ricky Rick.
- 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,936 {\an8}Huh? What? [confused clamoring]
- 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,523 {\an8}Rick, I am so sorry.
- 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,358 <i>And if you are out there,</i>
- 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,194 <i>I want you to know that I love you.</i>
- 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,279 <i>You are the only thing that keeps me from doing</i>
- 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,740 <i>all this stupid stuff.</i>
- 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,701 <i>When I met you, I felt in control of myself</i>
- 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,620 <i>for the first time.</i>
- 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:45,415 {\an8}There has never been anyone who calmed me down more
- 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:48,544 {\an8}than my little Ricky Bear.
- 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,587 {\an8}You are my boo.
- 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,591 Did he just say that Rick is his boo?
- 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,720 <i>The truth is, some of us simply can't be alone.</i>
- 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:03,725 <i>We need a relationship so that we're accountable to someone.</i>
- 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,812 <i>I realize now how broken I am</i>
- 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:11,400 <i>without that person who keeps me from destroying myself.</i>
- 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,901 Sh-Sharon?
- 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:16,613 <i>And all I've ever done was take you for granted</i>
- 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,324 <i>and wished I wasn't being controlled.</i>
- 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,286 [sobbing] Hi, Sharon.
- 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,414 Will you please come home?
- 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:29,001 <i>Rick, I am a giant piece of shit without you.</i>
- 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,587 <i>I don't deserve another chance.</i>
- 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,297 <i>You have been wronged.</i>
- 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,757 <i>You have been betrayed.</i>
- 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:40,929 {\an8}And the only person who deserves retribution is me.
- 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:46,101 I know you all really want to rally and rage, but...
- 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,271 the only thing I have to say is...
- 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:53,400 {\an8}is that I love Rick. [pounding podium]
- 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,238 {\an8}I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,574 [together] I love Rick.
- 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,367 I love Rick.
- 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:06,997 I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,166 [all chanting] I love Rick!
- 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,876 I love Rick! - I love you, Rick!
- 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,004 all: I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,131 I love Rick! - Yeah!
- 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,759 all: I love Rick! [all clamoring]
- 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,969 I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,805 I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,015 I love Rick!
- 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,934 Oh, crap. Here we go again!
- 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,685 all: I love Rick! I love Rick!
- 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,853 I love--
- 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,941 [sobbing softly]
- 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,118 It's okay, Randy. We're back.
- 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:49,039 I'm sorry I cut your trip short.
- 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,707 [sighs] It's okay, Randy.
- 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:53,126 You made it longer than last spring break.
- 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,884 - Oh. Hey, Mom. - Stanley,
- 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,552 what have I told you about playing "Warhammer"
- 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,138 on the kitchen table? - Aw!
- 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,573 Oh, Rick!
- 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,912 I don't wanna go through all that again.
- 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,290 I just wanna stay in South Park with you.
- 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:36,169 Well, I guess we'll just have to see what happens.
- 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,888 <i>[twangy music]</i>
- 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:52,477 <i>[twangy music]</i>
- 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:59,526 <i>♪ ♪</i>
- 00:00:01,302 --> 00:00:03,882 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ. ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ... ПЛОХО
- 00:00:03,882 --> 00:00:06,032 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ, НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
- 00:00:09,162 --> 00:00:12,162 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
- 00:00:12,162 --> 00:00:15,732 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ, благочестие цветёт.</i>
- 00:00:15,732 --> 00:00:18,852 <i>В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь и печали забываешь.</i>
- 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:22,522 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет, все кричат: «Привет, сосед!».</i>
- 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,692 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься, отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
- 00:00:28,972 --> 00:00:31,952 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя мои верные друзья.</i>
- 00:01:50,105 --> 00:01:51,995 ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ
- 00:03:13,624 --> 00:03:16,436 БРОДВЕЙ НА ПЛЯЖЕ
- 00:04:02,966 --> 00:04:04,924 МАГАЗИН «СДЕЛАЕМ АМЕРИКУ СНОВА ВЕЛИКОЙ»
- 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:12,540 ГАРРИСОН СПАСЁМ АМЕРИКУ
- 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,109 ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ
- 00:06:32,506 --> 00:06:34,280 МАГАЗИН «СДЕЛАЕМ АМЕРИКУ СНОВА ВЕЛИКОЙ»
- 00:07:40,289 --> 00:07:41,617 ТРАВА РЕСПЕКТОВОСТИ
- 00:09:04,904 --> 00:09:06,242 РИК
- 00:10:46,169 --> 00:10:48,059 ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ
- 00:12:27,886 --> 00:12:29,886 «СДЕЛАЕМ АМЕРИКУ СНОВА ВЕЛИКОЙ» СБОР СЕГОДНЯ ВЕЧЕРОМ
- 00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:43,235 ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ
- 00:16:26,533 --> 00:16:29,017 ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ
- 00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:43,433 АЭРОПОРТ МИРТЛ-БИЧ
- 00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:19,253 ШЕРОН
- 00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:31,662 ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ
- 00:00:01,950 --> 00:00:04,000 УСІ ПЕРСОНАЖІ ТА ПОДІЇ, НАВІТЬ ТІ ЯКІ ЗАСНОВАНІ НА РЕАЛЬНИХ ЛЮДЯХ – ВИГАДАНІ.
- 00:00:04,060 --> 00:00:05,150 ГОЛОСИ ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СПАРОДІЙОВАНО... ЩЕ Й КЕПСЬКО. У СЕРІАЛІ
- 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:06,270 Є ГРУБА ЛЕКСИКА І ВІН НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЄТЬСЯ ДЛЯ ПЕРЕГЛЯДУ НІКОМУ.
- 00:00:09,150 --> 00:00:12,780 <i>Їду я у Саус Парк Проведу тут гарно час</i>
- 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:16,120 <i>Всюди дружні тут обличчя І привітні повсякчас</i>
- 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:19,380 <i>Пхаюсь я у Саус Парк Щоб забути всі проблеми</i>
- 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:22,940 <i>Паркінг є тут за потреби Люди кличуть: «Гей, сусідо!»</i>
- 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:26,120 <i>Пруся я у Саус Парк Трохи випустити пар</i>
- 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,900 <i>Приїжджайте й ви сюди Будуть друзі всі мої</i>
- 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:17,360 ПЛЯЖНИЙ БРОДВЕЙ МАГАЗИНИ-РЕСТОРАНИ-РОЗВАГИ
- 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:05,700 МАГАЗИН MAGA* *ПОВЕРНЕМО АМЕРИЦІ ВЕЛИЧ
- 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,400 ҐАРРІСОН ВРЯТУЄ АМЕРИКУ
- 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:07,000 РІК <3 <3 <3
- 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,200 ВЖЕ СЬОГОДНІ КОНФЕРЕНЦІЯ MAGA! ВПЕРЕД У ВИБОРИ 2024!
- 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,240 МІЖНАРОДНИЙ АЕРОПОРТ МІРТЛ-БІЧ
- 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,000 ШЕРОН
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