Хот-доги ДикинБаус — Баттерс устраивается на работу в кафе-мороженое. Картман внезапно решает, что тоже хочет работать, однако быстро приходит к мысли, что он должен быть не работником, а хозяином своего собственного бизнеса, тем более что сейчас они с мамой живут в заброшенной забегаловке в виде хот-дога. Эрик и Кенни занимаются оборудованием своего бизнеса, используя при этом деньги, которые зарабатывает Баттерс.

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Баттерс устраивается на работу в кафе-мороженое. Картман внезапно решает, что тоже хочет работать, однако быстро приходит к мысли, что он должен быть не работником, а хозяином своего собственного бизнеса, тем более что сейчас они с мамой живут в заброшенной забегаловке в виде хот-дога. Эрик и Кенни занимаются оборудованием своего бизнеса, используя при этом деньги, которые зарабатывает Баттерс.

Субтитры

00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:39,765 - Парни!
00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:41,400 Эй, пацаны, вы не поверите
00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,001 - Баттерс, ты чего нацепил?
00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,803 - Я устроился на работу в кафе-мороженое
00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:45,804 И знаете что?
00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:48,774 Я получил свою первую зарплату
00:00:48,774 --> 00:00:49,775 - Это нечестно
00:00:49,775 --> 00:00:50,809 Я хочу зарплату
00:00:50,809 --> 00:00:52,311 - Мой папа сказал мне, что если я найду работу,
00:00:52,311 --> 00:00:54,780 мы сможем класть мою зарплату на мой банковский счет.
00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,215 - Я хочу счет в банке
00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:57,549 - Я не знал, что дети могут найти работу
00:00:57,549 --> 00:00:58,884 - Ага
00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,419 Похоже, в наши дни бизнесу очень трудно
00:01:00,419 --> 00:01:02,020 найти людей на работу, поэтому они
00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,188 готовы брать что есть
00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,057 - Я хочу брать все, что есть
00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:07,826 - Это всё из-за той самой "Великой отставки".
00:01:07,826 --> 00:01:09,395 Так что, если у тебя есть разрешение родителей,
00:01:09,395 --> 00:01:10,996 на некоторые работы берут и детей
00:01:10,996 --> 00:01:12,231 - Это просто ужас.
00:01:12,231 --> 00:01:13,599 Почему у него есть работа?
00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:14,767 Я хочу работу.
00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:16,735 - Ты и четырех часов не продержишься на работе, жирная жопа.
00:01:16,735 --> 00:01:17,703 - Чего?
00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,204 Тебе легко говорить
00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,739 Тебе не нужна работа, потому что ты живешь в хорошем доме.
00:01:20,739 --> 00:01:22,741 А я вынужден жить в такой же дыре, как Кенни
00:01:22,741 --> 00:01:24,576 Это несправедливо, что некоторые в нашей стране
00:01:24,576 --> 00:01:26,111 имеют возможность работать
00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:30,082 а другие нет
00:01:30,082 --> 00:01:31,769 Пойду маме расскажу
00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,155 Мама, мама!
00:01:36,155 --> 00:01:37,890 Мне нужно твое разрешение, чтобы устроиться на работу.
00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,859 - О, ты еще маленький, чтобы идти работу, сладкий.
00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,996 - Баттерс нашел работу.
00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:45,597 - Мам, посмотри, в какой дыре мы живем.
00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:46,999 Кто-то должен найти работу, потому что ты
00:01:46,999 --> 00:01:48,567 просто сидишь на заднице весь день.
00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,804 - У меня была работа, Эрик, но из-за тебя меня уволили, потому что ты
00:01:51,804 --> 00:01:53,272 хотел, чтобы я заботилась о тебе
00:01:53,272 --> 00:01:55,441 И поэтому нам пришлось продать наш дом.
00:01:55,441 --> 00:01:58,243 - Да, точно, потому что я мужчина в доме.
00:01:58,243 --> 00:01:59,411 Ты должна заботиться обо мне
00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,979 а я должен найти работу
00:02:00,979 --> 00:02:02,314 Ты хочешь, чтобы мы так жили
00:02:02,314 --> 00:02:03,849 до конца наших дней?
00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:06,452 Это неподходящее место для воспитания ребенка!
00:02:06,452 --> 00:02:08,387 Ты должна позволить мне найти работу, мам
00:02:08,387 --> 00:02:10,255 - Эрик, правда, не думаю, что ты продержишься
00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,024 и четырех часов на работе.
00:02:12,024 --> 00:02:13,926 - О, теперь ты говоришь как Кайл.
00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:15,060 Ты вместе с ним руководишь Голливудом?
00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,762 Ты тоже еврейка, мам?
00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,330 - Ладно, Эрик, хорошо.
00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,466 Хочешь устроиться на работу и получить небольшую дозу реальности?
00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:22,634 Может, это пойдет тебе на пользу
00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:23,969 - Спасибо, мам.
00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:26,371 Я люблю тебя.
00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:28,474 Лу, лу, лу, я продаю мороженое.
00:02:28,474 --> 00:02:30,375 Лу, лу, лу, ты тоже его съешь.
00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,978 Лу, лу, лу, я продаю мороженое
00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,646 Хорошо, и фисташково-кленовый крем.
00:02:34,646 --> 00:02:36,915 Скажите, если вам понадобятся ещё салфетки
00:02:36,915 --> 00:02:38,150 и сливочного дня.
00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:42,120 О. Привет, Эрик.
00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,121 - Привет, Баттерс.
00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,590 Я пришел на работу.
00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:45,557 - О чем ты говоришь?
00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:46,758 Моя мама дала мне разрешение.
00:02:46,758 --> 00:02:47,793 Я могу приступить к работе.
00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,127 Что мне делать?
00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,929 - Но, Эрик, это моя работа.
00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,164 - Да, я хочу твою работу, сидеть
00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:53,899 и есть мороженое. Звучит весело.
00:02:53,899 --> 00:02:55,100 - Эрик, это не так просто
00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,401 да я и уже работаю тут..
00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:57,936 - Все в порядке, Баттерс?
00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:59,171 - О. Да, мистер Салливан.
00:02:59,171 --> 00:03:00,305 Я просто... - Здравствуйте, сэр.
00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,573 Я близкий друг Баттерса.
00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:02,975 Он рассказал мне об этом месте и сказал
00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,877 я должен получить разрешение от мамы, чтобы работать здесь.
00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:06,144 - О.
00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,046 Ну, мне действительно нужна любая помощь
00:03:08,046 --> 00:03:09,381 Баттерс, ты можешь поручиться за него?
00:03:09,381 --> 00:03:11,850 Он надежный и заслуживает доверия?
00:03:17,662 --> 00:03:18,444 Хорошо
00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,491 - Отлично
00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,959 Что ж, давай найдем ему форму и ты
00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,261 можешь начать его тренировать.
00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:29,034 - Смотри-ка, у меня есть работа.
00:03:29,338 --> 00:03:30,202 - Ладно, Эрик
00:03:30,202 --> 00:03:31,336 Итак, есть три вида мороженого
00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,305 Вафельный рожок, сахарный рожок и стаканчики.
00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:34,907 - Ага, а когда у нас перерывы?
00:03:34,907 --> 00:03:37,743 - Ну, есть 10-минутный перерыв каждые два часа.
00:03:37,743 --> 00:03:39,778 но только после того, как проверишь все морозильники, которые
00:03:39,778 --> 00:03:42,514 вон там, они должны быть всегда установлены на 0 градусов.
00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,316 - Ладно, и сколько нам еще здесь быть?
00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,984 - Эрик, пожалуйста, я не хочу потерять эту рабо..
00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,085 О. Здравствуйте, сэр.
00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:48,320 Надеюсь, у вас сливочный день
00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:49,755 Чем могу помочь?
00:03:49,755 --> 00:03:52,558 - Можно мне ложечку кокосово-миндальной помадки?
00:03:52,558 --> 00:03:53,825 - Окей
00:03:53,825 --> 00:03:56,562 Эрик, зачерпни ложечку кокосово-миндальной помадки?
00:03:56,562 --> 00:03:57,429 - Зачем?
00:03:57,429 --> 00:03:58,997 - Потому что это твоя работа, Эрик.
00:03:58,997 --> 00:04:00,399 - Стоп, Баттерс.
00:04:00,399 --> 00:04:03,936 Давай не будем превращать это в токсичную рабочую среду?
00:04:03,936 --> 00:04:04,937 - Одну секунду, сэр
00:04:04,937 --> 00:04:11,209 Сейчас принесу ложку.
00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,078 - Да, я устроился на работу в кафе-мороженое
00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,346 Да, это капец тупо, но я собираюсь
00:04:14,346 --> 00:04:16,415 начать получать зарплату.
00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:18,717 - Баттерс... Баттерс, в чем дело?
00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:19,651 - О, простите, сэр.
00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,219 Эрик? - Да, я знаю.
00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,021 Она секси, но у нее висячие сиськи
00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,289 - Эрик!
00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:25,457 Эрик, ты не можешь просто сидеть за столом.
00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:26,892 - Да, могу. Сегодня понедельник.
00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,060 - И что?
00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,695 - Вы не слышали о минимальных понедельниках?
00:04:29,695 --> 00:04:31,163 Их придумала молодежь, потому что мы
00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:32,497 заботимся о своем психическом здоровье.
00:04:32,497 --> 00:04:33,799 - Меня не волнуют минимальные понедельники.
00:04:33,799 --> 00:04:35,000 Эрик, тебе нужно...
00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,001 - О, перерыв
00:04:36,001 --> 00:04:36,969 Скоро вернусь!
00:04:46,311 --> 00:04:47,512 - Баттерс!
00:04:47,512 --> 00:04:48,914 Баттерс, у нас очередь за дверью
00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,148 Люди расстраиваются
00:04:50,148 --> 00:04:51,249 - Я знаю, сэр, извините.
00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,918 - И где твой друг?
00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,420 - Он... он еще не вернулся с перерыва.
00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,022 - Баттерс Стотч?
00:04:57,022 --> 00:04:58,023 - Да?
00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:02,494 - Доставка для вас.
00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:03,662 - Привет, Баттерс.
00:05:04,496 --> 00:05:06,064 Эрик, ты где?
00:05:06,064 --> 00:05:08,033 - Я чувствовал себя не очень и решил поработать из дома
00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:09,534 - Баттерс, что происходит?
00:05:09,534 --> 00:05:11,937 - Эрик сказал, что собирается работать из дома
00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,105 - Как он может работать из дома?
00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,573 Это же магазин мороженого!
00:05:14,573 --> 00:05:16,141 - Ну, видите ли, я вообще-то
00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,676 беру день психического здоровья.
00:05:17,676 --> 00:05:19,444 Да, молодежь может попросить день психического здоровья
00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,579 и работодатели не могут им отказать.
00:05:20,579 --> 00:05:22,280 Это мой день психического здоровья.
00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,216 - Эрик, ты должен прийти сюда прямо сейчас
00:05:24,216 --> 00:05:26,051 или нас обоих уволят.
00:05:26,051 --> 00:05:27,552 - Ладно, допустим
00:05:27,552 --> 00:05:30,520 Но не забывай, что завтра легкий вторник.
00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,397 - Спасибо, что пришли, и сливочного дня
00:05:38,397 --> 00:05:39,798 И вам сливочного дня!
00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:40,932 Чем могу помочь?
00:05:40,932 --> 00:05:42,367 - Знаешь, что самое дерьмовое, Баттерс?
00:05:42,367 --> 00:05:43,802 То, сколько денег владелец этого места
00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,804 зарабатывает, пока мы тут задницы рвем.
00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,773 Чем вообще занимается этот старый пердун?
00:05:47,773 --> 00:05:50,776 - Эрик, пожалуйста, собери заказ этой милой леди?
00:05:50,776 --> 00:05:54,346 - О, да, будет исполнено, хозяин, сию секунду
00:05:54,346 --> 00:05:55,580 Ну серьезно, Баттерс
00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,815 Почему мы должны работать на владельца?
00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:58,316 Теперь мы знаем, как все это делать
00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,651 Нам не нужен этот чел
00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,586 Нужно найти способ переломить ситуацию
00:06:01,586 --> 00:06:05,524 Найти способ, как мы сможем получить все деньги
00:06:05,524 --> 00:06:06,525 Погоди-ка...
00:06:37,255 --> 00:06:38,256 - Баттерс!
00:06:38,256 --> 00:06:39,257 Баттерс!
00:06:39,257 --> 00:06:43,795 Вот оно!
00:06:43,795 --> 00:06:48,967 - Эрик!
00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:49,868 - Кенни!
00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,369 - <i>Господи Иисусе, чувак</i>
00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,637 - Кенни!
00:06:52,637 --> 00:06:54,206 Кенни, ты не поверишь,
00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:57,576 но я только что уволился с работы.
00:06:57,576 --> 00:06:59,010 - <i>У тебя была работа?</i>
00:06:59,010 --> 00:07:00,545 - Да, у меня была работа.
00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,148 Но мне надоело стирать пальцы до костей
00:07:03,148 --> 00:07:04,649 ради хозяина-засранца
00:07:04,649 --> 00:07:06,384 И тогда меня осенило
00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:09,321 Кенни, мы должны открыть ресторан.
00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:13,391 <i>- С какого хрена нам открывать ресторан?</i>
00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,860 - Помнишь хот-дожную, в котором я жил?
00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,828 Это старая, типа, историческая достопримечательность.
00:07:16,828 --> 00:07:20,332 Он был всегда рядом, полностью готовый для запуска
00:07:20,332 --> 00:07:23,034 Потребуется только небольшой ремонт и немного заботы
00:07:23,034 --> 00:07:25,437 Мы можем сделать его шикарным, с развлечениями для детей
00:07:25,437 --> 00:07:27,005 аттракционами и играми
00:07:27,005 --> 00:07:29,207 Место, куда люди со всего Колорадо
00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:30,642 захотят приехать и посмотреть.
00:07:30,642 --> 00:07:32,677 И мы будем владельцами.
00:07:32,677 --> 00:07:36,348 И у нас будет столько хот-догов, сколько мы захотим.
00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:37,682 <i>- Ого</i>
00:07:37,682 --> 00:07:39,785 - Тебе не надоело так жить, Кенни?
00:07:39,785 --> 00:07:41,386 Все, что нам нужно, это инвестор и мы
00:07:41,386 --> 00:07:43,155 сможем воплотить наши мечты в жизнь.
00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:45,190 И я знаю кое-кого, у кого есть счет в банке
00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:48,293 и зарплата каждую неделю.
00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,162 - Нет. Нет, нет, нет.
00:07:50,162 --> 00:07:51,496 Спасибо, нет.
00:07:51,496 --> 00:07:52,464 - Баттерс, разве ты не хочешь вложить свои деньги
00:07:52,464 --> 00:07:53,732 во что-то важное?
00:07:53,732 --> 00:07:55,267 Мы пришли в твой банк, чтобы предложить
00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,835 тебе эту потрясающую сделку.
00:07:56,835 --> 00:07:59,571 - Итак, Эрик, мы можем открыть кредитную линию для ООО
00:07:59,571 --> 00:08:01,706 которая принесет не только возврат вложений,
00:08:01,706 --> 00:08:03,675 но и ключевое место в компании
00:08:03,675 --> 00:08:04,976 - Но мне нравится моя работа мороженщиком
00:08:04,976 --> 00:08:06,478 Я не хочу открывать хот-дожную
00:08:06,478 --> 00:08:08,713 - Нет, ты и работай в кафе-мороженом
00:08:08,713 --> 00:08:10,115 А мы будем открывать хот-дожную
00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,083 Ты только будешь собирать деньги как инвестор
00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,219 - Да, но это... это мои деньги.
00:08:14,219 --> 00:08:15,587 Я тяжело за них работал
00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:18,390 - Баттерс, тебе просто повезло, понимаешь?
00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:19,391 У тебя есть деньги.
00:08:19,391 --> 00:08:20,859 Но посмотри на Кенни.
00:08:20,859 --> 00:08:23,161 Можешь представить, каково ему смотреть на
00:08:23,161 --> 00:08:25,130 как богатые белые мальчики вроде тебя просто получают зарплату
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,165 за зарплатой, в то время как он погряз в грязи
00:08:27,165 --> 00:08:28,233 в своем крошечном домике?
00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,401 <i>- Какого хера?</i>
00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:31,169 - Баттерс, Кенни заслужил шанс
00:08:31,169 --> 00:08:32,871 работать, как ты.
00:08:32,871 --> 00:08:35,607 Пожалуйста, дай ему этот шанс.
00:08:35,607 --> 00:08:39,144 - Я просто отдаю часть своей зарплаты каждую неделю...
00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,245 вам, ребята?
00:08:40,245 --> 00:08:41,613 - И мы возвращаем, как только зарабатываем
00:08:41,613 --> 00:08:42,614 первую выручку, Баттерс.
00:08:42,614 --> 00:08:44,149 Даю слово.
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:45,283 - О, хорошо.
00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:46,284 - Да!
00:08:46,284 --> 00:08:47,586 <i>- Да!</i>
00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:50,522 - Пацаны, мы заходим в ресторанный бизнес
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,502 <i>Какие-то дни никак не закончатся, </i>
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,971 <i>а какие-то пролетают</i>
00:09:05,971 --> 00:09:09,174 <i>Я проработаю здесь вечно, по меньшей мере, до смерти</i>
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:12,043 <i>Проклинаемый, если справился, проклинаемый, если нет</i>
00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,745 <i>Я рассчитывал на прибавку, </i>
00:09:13,745 --> 00:09:15,347 <i>как вы понимаете – ни фига</i>
00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:20,886 <i>Зарабатываю на жизнь (зарабатываю)</i>
00:09:17,949 --> 00:09:20,886 <i>Зарабатываю на жизнь (зарабатываю)</i>
00:09:20,886 --> 00:09:24,189 <i>Зарабатываю на жизнь, живу и работаю</i>
00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,924 <i>Беру, что дают, ведь я </i>
00:09:25,924 --> 00:09:28,595 <i>зарабатываю на жизнь.</i>
00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:36,368 <i>Я не жалуюсь, мне и вправду нужна работа.</i>
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:39,704 <i>Одалживая у знакомых, я чувствовал себя лошарой.</i>
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:42,307 <i>Сто долларов автокредита, двести – за квартиру.</i>
00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:45,577 <i>Я получаю чек в пятницу, но он уже потрачен.</i>
00:09:45,577 --> 00:09:51,750 <i>Зарабатываю на жизнь (зарабатываю)</i>
00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:51,750 <i>Зарабатываю на жизнь (зарабатываю)</i>
00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,653 <i>Зарабатываю на жизнь, живу и работаю</i>
00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:56,788 <i>Беру, что дают, ведь я зарабатываю</i>
00:09:56,788 --> 00:09:58,975 <i>на жизнь.</i>
00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,098 - Это будет лучший ресторан в Колорадо, Кенни
00:10:07,098 --> 00:10:08,099 И я точно знаю, как мы его назовем.
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,482 - Том, я стою перед знаковым местом Колорадо,
00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:19,084 старого хот-дога "Кони Айленд", где владельцы
00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:20,886 планируют открыться заново
00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:23,856 В заведении идет капитальный ремонт.
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,191 и только что было объявлено новое название,
00:10:26,191 --> 00:10:29,761 Хот-доги Мясной жезл, наверняка станет большим хитом в городе.
00:10:29,761 --> 00:10:31,964 - Он сказал это!
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,565 Мы заставили его сказать это!
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:36,668 - Владельцы говорят, что они планируют все виды
00:10:36,668 --> 00:10:38,203 аттракционов и игр
00:10:38,203 --> 00:10:40,906 А еще, с каждым хот-догом здесь, в Мясном жезле
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:42,808 при помощи кетчупа
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,210 рисуют на тарелке смайлик
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,480 - Это их фирменный штрих.
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,415 Ремонт должен быть закончен в ближайшее время
00:10:50,415 --> 00:10:53,252 и новые владельцы приглашают всех приходить,
00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:57,923 наслаждаться, и пусть Мясной жезл подарит улыбку вашим булочкам.
00:10:59,491 --> 00:11:02,461 - Пусть Мясной жезл подарит улыбку вашим булочкам
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,632 - Привет, Баттерс.
00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,534 У нас есть несколько прогнозов на первый квартал
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:09,935 Сейчас покажем
00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,036 Ты принес прогнозы на первый квартал, Кенни?
00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:12,037 <i>- Дайте подумать</i>
00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:13,205 <i>Куда я их положили?</i>
00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:15,040 - Вы, пацаны, просто развлекаетесь?
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,642 - Нет, мы ремонтируем и открываем
00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,944 потрясающий ресторан, который будет очень прибыльным.
00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:20,979 - Тогда почему вы назвали его "Мясной жезл"?
00:11:20,979 --> 00:11:22,681 - Баттерс, ты - инвестор.
00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,216 Мы - креативщики.
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,918 - Хватит креативить, откройте этот чертов ресторан
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,252 чтобы я мог вернуть свои деньги.
00:11:27,252 --> 00:11:29,488 Хватит дурачиться и тратить мои деньги впустую
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,623 - Баттерс, в Мясном жезле мы не дурачимся,
00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:38,630 а <i>одурачиваем</i> конкурентов
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:55,113 - Что за дела?
00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:56,548 - Ок, так отлично!
00:11:56,548 --> 00:11:58,650 Русалку ставим в грот для русалок вон туда
00:11:58,650 --> 00:11:59,918 - Эрик!
00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:02,020 Эрик, я думаю, уже достаточно ремонта
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,322 - Мам, без обид, но не могла бы ты заткнуть
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,623 свой рот, потому что ты ничего не знаешь
00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:05,991 о ресторанном бизнесе?
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:08,193 - Простите, это вы владельцы?
00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:10,062 - Да, мы владельцы.
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,396 - В общем, мы установили зип-лайн
00:12:11,396 --> 00:12:13,165 но этот асфальт такой старый, что он
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,900 не выдержит крепления
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,034 - Ну, и что это значит?
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:17,436 - Полагаю, вам нужно заново заасфальтировать
00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:19,871 всю парковку или убрать зип-лайн
00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:21,974 - Очевидно, мы не собираемся убирать зип-лайн.
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,408 Так что давайте посмотрим, что мы можем сделать.
00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:24,576 - Хорошо.
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:26,378 Теперь здесь, в гроте русалки,
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,413 русалку установили, но она не может
00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:30,749 плеваться водой, потому что под ней нет водопровода.
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,150 - Господи
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:34,219 Думаю, мы должны установить там водопровод
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:35,854 Ладно, народ, пока всё неплохо
00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:37,155 но есть над чем поработать.
00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:39,191 Не знаю, как вы, а я устал.
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,759 Думаю, все могут отправляться по домам
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,462 потому что сегодня среда без запар
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,496 - Хорошо.
00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:45,764 Ок
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:52,638 - Давайте не будем париться
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,309 - Вернулся с работы, Баттерс?
00:12:58,143 --> 00:12:59,678 Привет, мама и папа
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:03,115 - Наверное так устал продавая мороженное
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,116 - Ну, да.
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,018 Это была довольно долгая ночь.
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,953 - Длинная ночь, говорит он
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,321 Все отлично, Баттерс.
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:13,058 Проблема только в том, что если ты действительно работаешь на работе,
00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:16,762 тогда почему на твоем банковском счету 0 долларов?
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,030 - Что?
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,499 Так чем же вы на самом деле занимаетесь, молодой человек?
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:21,466 - $0?
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:23,101 Но я работаю каждый день.
00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:24,202 - О, конечно.
00:13:24,202 --> 00:13:25,771 Я прекрасно знаю, как это бывает.
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:28,307 Говоришь, что должен работать, чтобы выбраться из дома,
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,876 уйти от семьи, и пойти к дырке в стене
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:32,044 на углу Четвертой и Лаример.
00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,445 - О, Боже мой. Баттерс!
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,414 - И пока твоя семья думает, что ты на работе,
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:36,815 на самом деле ты связан вниз лицом
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,251 на кровати в мотеле "Брайтон", принимая любых
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,419 кого можешь найти на сайте знакомств для взрослых.
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,420 - Ах!
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:43,689 - Это ложь!
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:44,656 Это ложь!
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:45,991 Я больше не могу.
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,993 Я пойду в офис и займусь работой
00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:53,765 - Вот сукин сын
00:13:53,765 --> 00:14:00,038 - Уи!
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:02,808 Уи!
00:14:04,409 --> 00:14:05,243 - О, Боже.
00:14:05,243 --> 00:14:06,745 Долбанный банк
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:07,713 Привет, Баттерс.
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:08,980 - Черт возьми, Эрик!
00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,148 Какого хрена ты делаешь?
00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:11,450 Ты не можешь просто взять мои деньги
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:12,451 с моего банковского счета... - Баттерс...
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:13,785 - без моего разрешения...
00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:16,188 - Баттерс... Баттерс!
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,656 Баттерс, ты можешь расслабиться?
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,192 - Куда делись все деньги с моего банковского счета?
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,160 - Ты сказал, что надо двигаться дальше.
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,329 Нам нужны были средства, чтобы работать быстрее.
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:26,164 - Ты сказал, что никогда не получишь доступ к моему счету
00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:27,366 без моего разрешения!
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,767 - Баттерс, мы собираемся переоткрыть
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,370 историческую достопримечательность, которая что-то значит для людей.
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,238 Ты думаешь, я делаю все это просто так?
00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:34,606 Подожди секундочку.
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:37,409 Уи!
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,777 Мы создаем рабочие места, Баттерс.
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:39,945 И мы помогаем людям.
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,947 - Тогда открой это долбаное место, Эрик
00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,081 - Отлично!
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:44,316 С утра наберем сотрудников
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,017 и откроемся к полудню.
00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,352 И поверь мне, Баттерс
00:14:47,352 --> 00:14:50,055 Когда мы откроемся, и ты увидишь, насколько он успешен,
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,847 ты извинишься передо мной
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:01,967 Какого черта, происходит?
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,068 Почему никто не приходит?
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,903 <i>- Не знаю, чувак</i>
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,071 - Эй. Эй!
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,506 Извините
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:10,742 Хотите работать в "Мясном жезле" за минимальную зарплату?
00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:13,311 - Нет.
00:15:13,311 --> 00:15:15,080 - Это все ваше ленивое поколение
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,581 Расслабились во время пандемии
00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:18,250 Никто уже не знает, как работать!
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,825 - Тут говорят, что у вас может найтись работа?
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:27,826 - Да!
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,328 Пожалуйста, присаживайтесь
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:32,531 Итак, какой у вас опыт работы?
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,699 - Ну, я работал на заводе Бадда
00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:37,903 в Форт Коллинзе, но потом Джо Байден вызвал рецессию,
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,671 и они забрали мою работу.
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:40,705 - Ух ты!
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:42,441 - Потом я работал в "Вафельном доме"
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,176 но они решили, что им нужны сотрудники
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:48,046 более "инклюзивные", поэтому они забрали мою работу
00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:49,381 <i>- Сожалею</i>
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,383 - А потом меня уволили из боулинга
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,319 и все, чего я хочу, это чертову работу.
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:56,688 - Ну, я считаю, что Мясной жезл
00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,757 готов взять вас прямо сейчас
00:15:58,757 --> 00:15:59,724 - Окей
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:01,593 Могу я работать из дома?
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,494 <i>- Что?</i>
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:03,462 - Нет, вы не можете работать из дома.
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,563 Это киоск с хот-догами
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,264 - Ну, я могу работать здесь, но мне понадобится
00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:08,133 дни ментального здоровья, чтобы справиться
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,501 с токсичной средой.
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:10,969 - Откуда они это выдумывают?
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,170 Ладно, хорошо.
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:13,405 Мы не хотим вас нанимать.
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:15,707 - Вы отнимаете мою работу?
00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:17,242 Они забрали мою работу!
00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,110 - Забрали твою работу!
00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,112 - Забрали мою работу!
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,828 Took-er-jabs!
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,162 - Всем доброе утро.
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,998 После нелегкого поиска сотрудников,
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:43,869 мы решили, что вы - лучшие из лучших.
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,706 - Да
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,475 Надеюсь рады стать частью команды Мясной жезл.
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,710 И мы, конечно, рады видеть вас здесь.
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:52,778 - Мы рады быть здесь
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,246 - Заткнись, Скотт
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,181 Послушайте, потребуется преданность и напор
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,182 чтобы открыть это место.
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,617 Не так ли, Кенни?
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,052 Извините, Кенни сегодня из дома, потому что сегодня
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,120 день его ментального здоровья.
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,321 <i>- Привет, ребята.</i>
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,689 - Привет.
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,057 - Возможно, нас не так много
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,358 Но для того, чтобы открыться, нам придется...
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,294 - Мне тоже положены дни ментального здоровья?
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,261 - О, ну началось
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:10,729 Отлично, Клайд, какие дни тебе нужны
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:11,830 для ментального здоровья?
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:12,965 - Ну, откуда мне знать, пока я не
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,066 почувствую себя психически нездоровым?
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,301 - Черт возьми, ребята.
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,802 Так не пойдет, ясно?
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:19,204 - Мне также нужны 5-минутные перерывы каждый час
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,639 чтобы проверять уровень инсулина.
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:21,907 - Ты, бля, шутишь.
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,676 Это гребаный ресторан, народ
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,344 Здесь нет времени на диабет!
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,346 Вы слышали, чтобы Шеф Ивлев жаловался на
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,048 нехватку выходных?
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:33,686 - Я не работаю по бездумным четвергам.
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,920 - Всё, хорош
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,221 Конец, я сдаюсь.
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,756 Невозможно открыть какой-либо бизнес
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,859 в наши дни, когда это поколение не знает, как работать.
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:41,860 - Привет, ребята
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:42,861 - О, отлично.
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,163 Теперь банк пришел
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,098 Скрудж МакБаттерс хочет забрать свои деньги.
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,933 - Ты ничего не заработал
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:51,270 - Баттерс, правда в том, что мы пытались
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,938 Дело в том, что правительство США
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,807 подвело это поколение, закрыв
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,041 бизнес во время пандемии.
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,309 И теперь они не знают, как вернуться назад.
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,645 Мне жаль, но мы потеряли все твои деньги
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,348 Но в этом есть и хорошая сторона, потому что
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,849 у меня теперь есть дом, в котором есть горки,
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,150 и игры, и грот русалок.
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:08,053 И ты можешь приходить и тусоваться сколько хочешь
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,243 - Твою ж налево!
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,064 Внимание всем
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,033 Мясной жезл готов принимать заказы!
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,648 Добро пожаловать в Мясной жезл!
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:40,586 Чем могу вам помочь?
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,691 Держите, мэм
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,059 Спасибо.
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,395 - О, посмотри на улыбочку на тарелке, дорогой
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:53,899 - Тебе это нравится, не так ли?
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,741 - Народ, оно работает
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,742 У нас получается!
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:04,743 <i>Отлично!</i>
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,315 - Мм.
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,917 Слушай, отличный хот-дог
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,686 - Мне нравится, что здесь есть всякие развлечения для детей
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,197 - Эй, отличная работа, парень
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,765 - У тебя получилось, Эрик
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,400 - Поздравляю, Эрик.
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,768 Ты герой
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:30,769 - О, Боже мой.
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,737 О, Боже мой.
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:36,975 Мечта сбылась
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:38,844 - Что ж, поздравляю, молодой человек.
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,779 Хот-доги Мясной Жезл - это большой успех
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,415 и вот ваша первая прибыль от инвестиций.
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,517 Я уверен, что впереди еще будет много
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,119 - Я вернул свои деньги, да?
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,520 - Теперь я думаю, Баттерс,
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,456 что мы должны развивать твой бизнес, подав заявку
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:53,225 на корпоративный кредит, который может принести вам дивиденды.
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:55,394 по мере того, как вы будете расширять компанию в новых областях.
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,995 - Я это не планировал
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,331 Я всего-лишь хотел делать мою работу,
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,668 научиться работать и помогать мистеру Салливану продавать мороженое.
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,970 Так что я думаю, что собираюсь провести анализ
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,371 рынка в поисках потенциальных покупателей
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:09,141 и подготовить компанию к стратегии выхода
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,909 - Ну, вы можете так сделать, но я думаю
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,511 у вас будут проблемы с инвесторами
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,747 которые выделят крупный капитал только для частичного владения компанией
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:17,149 - Да.
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,051 Вот почему я хочу обратиться к зарубежным инвесторам.
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,919 которые купят интеллект.собственность, ресторан,
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,221 и недвижимость
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,755 - Но вы не можете так сделать, потому что там
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,325 в здании уже есть жильцы, которых нужно переселить
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,759 - Да, я тоже об этом думал.
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:31,129 Проходите.
00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:32,698 - Здравствуйте
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:36,168 - Подождите, вы уже обсудили какую-то сделку?
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,402 - Да.
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,371 Мы поговорили с Баттерсом
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,306 и думаем, что мой маленький Эрик заслуживает
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:45,157 получить именно то, что он давно хотел
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,280 Нет!
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,281 Нет, что ты делаешь?
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,282 Мясной жезл - мой!
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:56,121 Ты не можешь продать Мясной жезл!
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:57,422 Нет! Верните меня обратно.
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:58,423 Нет!
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,558 Пожалуйста!
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,159 - Эту фотографию вешаем сюда, мисс Картман?
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,127 - О, да.
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,128 Идеально
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,997 Спасибо
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,798 - Что... что это?
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,801 - Новые владельцы заплатили за то, чтобы нам вернули наш старый дом
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:13,071 - Мне не нужен мой старый дом, мне нужен Мясной жезл!
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,172 - Ну же
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,340 - Нет!
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,309 Нет!
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,644 - Ну вот, Эрик
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:21,313 Это твоя старая комната, как ты всегда хотел
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,649 - Но я ненавижу этот дурацкий дом!
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,017 Я не хочу быть здесь
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:28,320 Я хочу быть в Мясном жезле!
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,788 Мясной жезл шикарен
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,056 А это место - отстой
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,057 Пожалуйста!
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:35,093 Я хочу...
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,696 Мясной жезл
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,998 Хочу мой Мясной жезл!
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:41,787 Мясной жезл!

00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:12,595 I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:14,681 {\an8}Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,141 {\an8}without temptation.
00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:19,018 Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,937 Ample parking day or night, people
00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,480 spouting, "howdy neighbor."
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,567 Goin' on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:34,367 Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,706 Fellas!
00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,332 Hey, fellas, you're not going to believe it.
00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,584 Butters, what the hell are you wearing?
00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,753 I got a job over at the ice cream shop.
00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,628 And guess what?
00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:48,673 I got my very first paycheck.
00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:49,674 That's not fair.
00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:50,675 I want a paycheck.
00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,051 My dad told me if I got a job,
00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,679 we could put my paychecks in my very own bank account.
00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,139 I want a bank account.
00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,474 I didn't know kids could get jobs.
00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,933 Yeah.
00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,143 Well, I guess these days, it's real hard for businesses
00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,895 to find people to work so they'll
00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,062 take whatever they can get.
00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:04,814 I want to take whatever I can get.
00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,609 It's what they call the Great Resignation labor shortage.
00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,319 So now if you have your parent's permission,
00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,945 there's some jobs they'll even let kids do.
00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,197 That is messed up.
00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,281 Why does he get to have a job?
00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,532 I want a job.
00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,659 You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat ass.
00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:17,494 Excuse me?
00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,870 That's easy for you to say.
00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,497 You don't need a job because you live in a nice house.
00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,499 I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does.
00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,334 It's not fair that some people in our country
00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,085 are given the opportunity for employment
00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:30,006 while others aren't.
00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:34,928 I'm going to tell my mom.
00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,054 Mom, mom!
00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,680 I need your permission to get a job.
00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,767 Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie.
00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,603 Butters got a job.
00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,355 Mom, look at this shithole we live in.
00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,898 Somebody has to get a job because you
00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,441 just sit on your ass all day.
00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,444 I had a job, Eric, but you got me fired because you
00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,154 wanted me taking care of you.
00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,365 And that's why we had to sell our house.
00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,117 Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house.
00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:59,369 You're supposed to take care of me
00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,620 and I'm supposed to go get a job.
00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,038 You really expect us to live like this
00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,623 the rest of our lives?
00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,376 This is not a proper place to raise a child!
00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,294 You have to let me go find a job, Mom.
00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,213 Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd
00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,923 last four hours at a job.
00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,550 Oh, now you sound like Kyle.
00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,009 Do you run Hollywood with him?
00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,386 Are you a Jew too, Mom?
00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,929 All right, Eric, fine.
00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,223 You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality?
00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,267 Maybe it'll be good for you.
00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,893 Thanks, Mom.
00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,062 I love you.
00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,439 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream.
00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,275 Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too.
00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,569 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream.
00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,571 OK, and the pistachio maple cream.
00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,823 Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table
00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,907 and have a creamy day.
00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,078 Oh. Hey, Eric.
00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,037 Hey, Butters.
00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,372 I'm here for my job.
00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,373 What are you talking about?
00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,416 My mom gave me permission.
00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,625 I can start work now.
00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,960 What do I do?
00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,587 Well, but Eric, this is my job.
00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,046 Yeah, I want your job, sitting
00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,548 around eating ice cream. Sounds fun.
00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,757 Eric, there's a lot more to it
00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,342 than that and I already do this job so--
00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,594 Everything all right, Butters?
00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,095 Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan.
00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,221 I was just-- - Hello, sir.
00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,514 I'm a dear friend of Butters.
00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,807 He told me all about this place and said
00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,809 I should get permission from my mom to work here.
00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,019 Oh.
00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,937 Well, uh, I do need all the help I can get.
00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,355 Butters, can you vouch for him?
00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,733 Is he trustworthy and reliable?
00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:18,031 Uh, oh, um, OK.
00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,407 All right.
00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:20,867 Well, let's find him a uniform and you
00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,243 can start training him.
00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:28,958 Hey, man, I got a job.
00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,084 All right, Eric.
00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:31,210 So there's three types of ice cream.
00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,962 Waffle cone, sugar cone, and cups.
00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,631 Uh-huh, and when do we get to have breaks?
00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,717 Well, you get a 10 minute break every two hours
00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,677 but only after you check all the freezers, which
00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:42,388 are right over there, and need to always be set to 0 degrees.
00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,973 OK, and how much longer do we have to be here?
00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,850 Eric, please, I don't want to lose this jo--
00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:46,935 oh. Hello, sir.
00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,311 Hope you're having a creamy day.
00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,729 What can I get for you?
00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,190 Can I have a single scoop of coconut almond fudge?
00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,733 OK.
00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,194 Eric, can you scoop out some coconut almond fudge?
00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,403 Why?
00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,947 Because it's your job, Eric.
00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,323 Whoa, Butters.
00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,826 Let's not make this a toxic work environment, OK?
00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:04,827 One second, sir.
00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:10,792 I'll get that scoop.
00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,669 Yeah, I got a job in an ice cream shop.
00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,295 {\an8}Yeah, it's dumb as hell but I'm going
00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,339 {\an8}to start getting paychecks.
00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,299 {\an8}Butter-- Butters, what is this about?
00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,467 {\an8}Oh, sorry, sir.
00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,843 {\an8}Eric? - Yeah, I know.
00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,012 She's pretty hot but she's got droopy boobs.
00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,222 Eric!
00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,390 Eric, you can't just sit there at a table.
00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,766 Yeah, I can. It's Monday.
00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,017 So?
00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,602 So haven't you heard of bare minimum Mondays?
00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,062 It's a thing that young people have created because we
00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,355 care about our mental health.
00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,523 I don't care if it's bare minimum Mondays.
00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,899 Eric, you need to--
00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:35,900 Oh, break time.
00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:42,115 I'll be back.
00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,453 Butters!
00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,538 Butters, we got a line out the door.
00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,039 People are getting upset.
00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,124 I know, sir, I'm sorry.
00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,625 Well, where is your friend?
00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,128 He-- he hasn't come back from his break yet.
00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,963 Butters Stotch?
00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:57,922 Yes?
00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:02,301 Delivery for you.
00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,302 Hey, Butters.
00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:04,262 Ah!
00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,055 Eric, where are you?
00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,682 I wasn't feeling the best so I decided to work from home.
00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,434 Butters, what's going on?
00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,519 Uh, Eric says he's going to work from home.
00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,937 How can he work from home?
00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,522 This is an ice cream shop!
00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,065 Yeah, no, 'cause see, I'm actually
00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,567 taking a mental health day.
00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,360 Yeah, young people can just ask for a mental health day
00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,361 and employers can't deny them.
00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,904 It's my mental health day.
00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,115 Eric, you need to come here right now
00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,950 or we're both gonna get fired.
00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,368 OK, I guess so.
00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:34,542 But don't forget that tomorrow is take it easy Tuesdays.
00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,254 OK, thanks for coming and have a creamy day.
00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,422 Hi, hope you're having a creamy day.
00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,631 Can I help you?
00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,008 You know what's total bullcrap, Butters?
00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,718 It's how much money the owner of this place
00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,762 is making while we're out here busting our asses.
00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,680 I mean, what does that old fart even do?
00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,641 Eric, could you please fill this nice lady's order?
00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:54,270 Oh, yes, let me get that for you, masa, right away, nah.
00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,521 I mean, seriously, Butters.
00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,606 Why do we have to work for the owner?
00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,191 We know how to do all this stuff now.
00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,525 We don't even need that guy.
00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,444 There has to be a way we could turn the tables.
00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:05,281 There has to be a way we could make all the money.
00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,282 Wait a minute--
00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,232 Butters!
00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,486 That's it!
00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:48,866 Eric!
00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:49,742 Kenny!
00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,077 Jesus Christ, dude.
00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,537 Kenny!
00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,080 Kenny, you're not going to believe this,
00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,542 but I just quit my job.
00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,668 You had a job?
00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,128 Yes, I had a job.
00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,797 But I got fed up, sick of working my fingers to the bone
00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,382 for some piece of shit owner.
00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,217 And that's when it hit me.
00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,303 Kenny, we should open a restaurant.
00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,974 Why the fuck would we open a restaurant?
00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,600 You know the hot dog I've been living in?
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,686 It's an old, like, historic landmark.
00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,855 It's been sitting right in front of us completely ready
00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,273 to go.
00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,984 All it would take is some minor renovations and some care.
00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,361 We can make it awesome with like, fun things for kids
00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:26,737 to do, and rides and games.
00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,865 A place that people from all over Colorado
00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,616 would want to come and see.
00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,577 And we would be the owners.
00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:36,289 And we could have all the hot dogs we wanted.
00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,582 Whoa.
00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,750 Aren't you sick of living like this, Kenny?
00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,294 All we need is an investor and we
00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,920 can make our dreams come true.
00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,839 And I know somebody who has a bank account
00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:48,217 and gets paychecks every week.
00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,052 No. No, no, no.
00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,387 Thank you, no.
00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,388 Butters, don't you want to invest your money
00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,639 in something that matters?
00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,141 That's why we came to your bank to offer
00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,684 you this awesome deal.
00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,228 What we can do, Eric, is set up a line of credit for an LLC
00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,647 which then pays you back not only your investment,
00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,649 but also principal in the company.
00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:04,775 But I like my ice cream job.
00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,068 I don't want to open a hot dog.
00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,654 No, you keep working at the ice cream shop.
00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,906 We're going to open the hot dog.
00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,824 All you do is collect the money as the investor.
00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,076 Yeah, but this is-- this is my money.
00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,453 I worked hard for it.
00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,372 Butters, it's just like, you're lucky, you know?
00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,332 You have money.
00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,750 But look at Kenny.
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,919 Can you imagine what it's like for him watching
00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,837 rich white boys like you just collecting paycheck
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,048 after paycheck, while he wallows in the filth
00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,132 of his tiny house?
00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,258 The fuck?
00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:30,801 Butters, Kenny deserves a chance to be
00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,637 able to work like you do.
00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,223 Please, give him that chance.
00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:39,018 Ugh, I just give a bit of my paycheck every week to
00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,228 you guys?
00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,604 And we pay you back as soon as we make
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,605 our first dollar, Butters.
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,023 You have my word on it.
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,274 Oh, OK.
00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,401 Yeah!
00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:50,154 Guys, we're going into the restaurant business.
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,377 Some days won't end ever,
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,878 and some days pass on by.
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,923 I'll be working here forever, at least until I die.
00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,801 Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,719 I'm supposed to get a raise next week,
00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,971 you know damn well I won't.
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:20,810 Workin' for a livin', workin'.
00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,896 Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin'.
00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,690 I'm taking what they're giving because
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:32,989 I'm workin' for a livin'.
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,075 Hey, I'm not complaining 'cause I really need to work.
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,578 But hittin' up my buddy's got the feeling like a jerk.
00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:42,081 Hundred dollar car note, 200 rent.
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,501 I get a check on Friday but it's already spent.
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:51,632 Workin' for a livin', workin'.
00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:54,302 Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin'.
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,596 I'm taking what they're giving 'cause I'm working
00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:03,269 for a livin'.
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,856 This is going to be the best restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:11,402 And I know exactly what we should name it.
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,532 Tom, I'm standing out front of a Colorado icon,
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,160 the old Coney Island Hot Dog, where the owners
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,828 plan to reopen soon.
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,789 The hot dog stand is going through major renovations
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,375 and the new name has just been announced,
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,004 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure to be a big hit here in town.
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,131 He said it!
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,799 We got him to say dick and balls!
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,886 The owners say they're planning on all kinds
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,387 of rides and games.
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:41,057 And also, with each hot dog served here at DikinBaus Hot
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,683 Dogs, they actually use the ketchup
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,144 to put a nice little Smiley face on the plate.
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,731 It's just their sort of trademark touch.
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,649 The renovations are supposed to be finished soon
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,444 and the new owners are inviting everyone to come on down,
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:57,990 enjoy, and let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,661 Le-- let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,665 Oh. Hey, Butters.
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,751 We have some of those first quarter projections
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,086 to show you.
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,295 Do you have the first quarter projections, Kenny?
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:12,088 Uh, let me see.
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,422 Where did we put those?
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,257 Are you guys just playing around?
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,717 No, we are renovating and opening
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,095 an amazing restaurant that will be extremely profitable.
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,180 Then why did you name it DikinBaus?
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,848 Butters, you are the investor.
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,308 We are the creatives.
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,143 Well, stop being creative and open the goddamn restaurant
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,436 so I can get my money back.
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,563 So stop dicking around and wasting my money.
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,690 Butters, at DikinBaus, dicking around
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:38,864 is all we do, dicking around the competition.
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:55,172 What on Earth?
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,757 OK, that's good!
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,926 Mermaid goes to the mermaid grotto right over there.
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,136 Eric!
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,221 Eric, I think you've done enough renovations.
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,347 Mom, no offense, but will you shut
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,557 your mouth because you know nothing
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,183 about the restaurant business?
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,269 Excuse me, are you guys the owners?
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,271 Yes, we're the owners.
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,647 Well, we got your zip line put
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,190 in but this asphalt is so old it's not
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,067 going to hold the eye bolts.
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,235 Well, what does that mean?
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,653 I think you've got to re-asphalt
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,947 the entire parking area or just lose the zip line.
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,199 Well, obviously, we're not going to lose the zip line.
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,325 So let's see what we can do.
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,577 All right.
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,620 Well then, over here on your mermaid grotto,
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,581 the mermaid is in but she can't actually
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,958 spit water because there's no plumbing underneath.
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,293 Jesus Christ.
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,462 Well, I guess we got to find a way to add plumbing.
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,046 All right, everyone, it's looking good
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,339 but we have a ways to go.
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,341 I don't know about you, but I am exhausted.
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,759 I think we should just all take the rest of the day
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,429 off because it is wet's not work to hard Wednesdays.
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,680 All right.
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,890 Oh, OK.
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:52,730 Let's not work too hard.
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,234 Back from work, Butters?
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,194 Oh.
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,904 Hey, Mom and Dad.
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,157 You must be so tired from selling all that ice cream.
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,366 Well, yeah.
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,285 It was a pretty long night.
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,162 A long night, he says.
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,538 That's great, Butters.
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:13,000 Only problem is, if you're really working at a job,
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,046 then why is there $0 in your bank account?
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,214 What?
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,716 So now what are you really doing, young man?
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,759 $0?
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,177 But I've been working every day.
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,220 Oh, sure.
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,055 I know exactly how it is.
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,224 You say you have to work so you can get out of the house,
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,060 get away from the family and you go down to that glory hole
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,269 down on Fourth and Larimer.
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,646 Oh, my god. Butters!
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,397 And while your family thinks you're at your job,
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,857 you're actually strapped face down
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,527 on a bed at the Brighton Motel, taking any load you
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,402 can find on Adultfriendfinder.
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,362 Ahh!
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,657 It's the lies!
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,033 I can't take anymore.
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,244 I'm going to go to the office and get some work done.
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,999 That son of a gun.
00:13:53,999 --> 00:14:03,050 Wee!
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,261 Oh, man.
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,929 It's the stupid bank.
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:07,721 Hey, Butters.
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,931 Gosh dang it, Eric!
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,349 What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,684 You can't just take my money out
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,560 of my gosh dang bank account-- - Butters--
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,978 without my permission--
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,438 Butter-- Butters!
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,898 Butters, would you relax?
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,401 Where's all the money gone from my bank account?
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,361 You said to get things moving.
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,572 We needed the funds to go faster.
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,448 You said you'd never access my account
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,616 without my permission!
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,909 Butters, we're about to reopen
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,495 a historic landmark that means something to people.
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,289 You think I'm just doing all this for the fun of it?
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,790 Hang on a second.
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,459 Wee!
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,711 We're creating jobs, Butters.
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,837 And we're helping people.
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,964 Then open the stupid place, Eric.
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,257 Fine!
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,550 We'll start hiring tomorrow morning
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260 and we'll be open by the afternoon.
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,553 And trust me, Butters.
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,180 When we open and you see how successful it is,
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:57,479 you're going to apologize to me.
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,151 What the hell is going on?
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,235 Why is nobody showing up?
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,070 I don't know, dude.
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,071 Hey. Hey!
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,698 Excuse me.
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,909 You want to come work at DikinBaus for minimum wage?
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,495 No.
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,997 That's because your generation is lazy.
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,624 You got all comfy during the pandemic.
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,500 Nobody knows how to work anymore!
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,051 They're saying you people here might have a job?
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,010 Yes!
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,512 Please, have a seat.
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,765 Um, so, what kind of experience do you have?
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,933 Well, I was working down at the Budd factory
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,103 in Fort Collins but then Joe Biden caused a recession,
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,855 so they took my job.
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,023 Whoa!
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,608 Then I worked over at Waffle House
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,109 but they decided they needed employees
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:48,238 to be more "inclusive," so they took my job.
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,573 Sorry to hear that.
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,659 And then I got let go from the bowling alley
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,495 and all I want is a damn job.
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,747 Well, I believe that we here at DikinBaus
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,957 would like to hire you immediately.
00:15:58,957 --> 00:15:59,708 OK.
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,502 Can I work from home?
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,461 What?
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,504 No, you can't work from home.
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,588 It's a hot dog stand.
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,465 Well, I could work here but I'll
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,300 need mental health days off to deal
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,760 with the toxic environment.
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,178 Where do people get this stuff?
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,262 All right, fine.
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,681 Never mind, we don't want to hire you.
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,641 You're going to take my job?
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,518 They took my job!
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,395 They took yer job!
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,397 Took my job!
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,648 Durk-a-dur!
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,828 Took-er-jabs!
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,162 Good morning, everyone.
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,706 After an exhaustive search for employees,
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:43,711 we have determined that you are the best of the best.
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,756 Yes.
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,258 We're sure you're excited to be part of the DikinBaus team.
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,677 And we are certainly glad to have you here.
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,803 We're happy to be here.
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,221 Shut up, Scott.
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,056 Now listen, it's going to take dedication and drive
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,057 to get this place open.
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,434 Isn't that right, Kenny?
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,893 Sorry, Kenny is working from home today because it's
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:00,978 his mental health day.
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,271 Hey, guys.
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,397 Hi.
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,023 Now there may not be many of us.
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,191 But in order to open, we're going to have to--
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,985 Do I get mental health days too?
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,111 Oh, here we go.
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,696 Fine, Clyde, what days do you need
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,739 to have mental health days?
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,990 Well, how should I know until I'm
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:13,907 feeling mentally unhealthy?
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,117 Goddammit, you guys.
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,618 It isn't going to work like this, OK?
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,038 Um, I'm also going to need 5 minute breaks every hour
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622 to check my insulin levels.
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,790 You're fucking joking.
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,375 This is a goddamn restaurant, you guys.
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,294 There's no time for diabetes!
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,045 You don't hear Mrs. Anderson complaining about her
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,048 time off.
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:33,635 {\an8}I don't work on no-thinky Thursdays.
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,970 Oh, that's it!
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,221 That's it, I give up.
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,639 It's impossible to open any kind of business
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,893 these days when this generation doesn't know how to work.
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,894 Hey, fellers.
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,811 Oh, great.
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146 Now the bank is here.
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,148 Scrooge McButters to collect on his money.
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,900 You haven't made any money.
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,278 Butters, the truth is, we tried.
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,905 The fact of the matter is, the US government
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,782 failed this generation by shutting down
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,991 businesses in the pandemic.
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,326 And now they don't know how to go back.
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,661 I'm sorry, but we lost all your money.
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,164 But there is a good side to this because as you can see,
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,832 I now have a house that has slides,
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,125 and games, and a mermaid grotto.
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,878 And you can come and hang out all you want.
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:12,674 Gosh dang it!
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,014 Attention, everyone.
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,891 DikinBaus is now open for business.
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,615 Welcome to DikinBaus.
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,536 How can I help you?
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,707 There you are, ma'am.
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,042 Thank you.
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,253 Oh, look at the little smile on the plate, honey.
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,715 Oh, you like that, don't you?
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,724 You guys, it's working.
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,725 We're doing it!
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:04,726 All right!
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,357 Mm.
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,900 Hey, that's a pretty good hot dog.
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,695 I just love to have all the fun stuff for kids to do here.
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,997 Hey, great job, kid.
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,748 You really did it, Eric.
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,083 Congratulations, Eric.
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,751 You're a hero.
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,587 Oh, my god.
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:36,884 {\an8}This is a dream come true.
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,594 Well, congratulations, young man.
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,596 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is a big success
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,223 and here's your first return on your investment.
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,392 I'm sure there's many more to come.
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,102 Oh, I made my money back, huh?
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,562 Now what I'm thinking, Butters,
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,439 is that we should grow your business by applying
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,192 for a corporate loan, which could pay you dividends
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,235 as you expand the company into new areas.
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,653 Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,989 See, all I ever wanted was just to do my job,
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,659 learn how to work, and help Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,703 So I'm thinking I'm actually going to conduct a market
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,330 analysis to look for potential buyers
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,124 and roll over the company as an exit strategy.
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,626 Well, you could do that but I think
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,461 you'd have trouble getting investors
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,797 who will commit major capital for just partial ownership.
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,132 Yeah.
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,759 So that's why I want to approach overseas investors
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,886 who will buy the IP, the restaurant operations,
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,179 and the real estate outright.
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,805 But you couldn't do that because there's
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,141 already tenants in the building who have to be relocated.
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,768 Yeah, I thought of that too.
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,979 Come on in.
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,648 Hello.
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,026 Wait, so you two have already discussed some kind of deal?
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,402 Oh, yes.
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,321 Butters and I have been talking and we
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,989 think that my little Eric deserves
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:47,162 to get exactly what he's been wanting for a long time.
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,121 No!
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,164 No, what are you doing?
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,082 DikinBaus is mine!
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:56,171 You can't sell DikinBaus!
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,172 No! Take me back.
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,173 No!
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,549 Please!
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,009 This picture go over here, Ms. Cartman?
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:01,969 Oh, yes.
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:02,970 That's perfect.
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,013 Thank you.
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,848 Wha-- what is this?
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,643 The new owners paid for us to have our old house back.
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,854 I don't want my old house, I want DikinBaus!
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,022 Come on.
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:17,150 No!
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,694 There you go, Eric.
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,363 It's your old room just like you always wanted.
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,365 But I hate this stupid house!
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,033 I don't want to be here.
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:28,161 I want to be in DikinBaus!
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,746 DikinBaus is awesome.
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,872 This place sucks.
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,082 Please!
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,876 I want--
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,421 DikinBaus!
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,048 I want my DikinBaus!
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,218 DikinBaus!

00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,383 [theme music]
00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:12,595 I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:14,681 {\an8}Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,141 {\an8}without temptation.
00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:19,018 Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,937 Ample parking day or night, people
00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,480 spouting, "howdy neighbor."
00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,567 Goin' on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:29,112 [muffled singing]
00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:34,367 Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,706 Fellas!
00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,332 Hey, fellas, you're not going to believe it.
00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,584 Butters, what the hell are you wearing?
00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,753 I got a job over at the ice cream shop.
00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,628 And guess what?
00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:48,673 I got my very first paycheck.
00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:49,674 That's not fair.
00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:50,675 I want a paycheck.
00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,051 My dad told me if I got a job,
00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,679 we could put my paychecks in my very own bank account.
00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,139 I want a bank account.
00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,474 I didn't know kids could get jobs.
00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,933 Yeah.
00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,143 Well, I guess these days, it's real hard for businesses
00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,895 to find people to work so they'll
00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,062 take whatever they can get.
00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:04,814 I want to take whatever I can get.
00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,609 It's what they call the Great Resignation labor shortage.
00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,319 So now if you have your parent's permission,
00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,945 there's some jobs they'll even let kids do.
00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,197 That is messed up.
00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,281 Why does he get to have a job?
00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,532 I want a job.
00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,659 You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat ass.
00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:17,494 Excuse me?
00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,870 That's easy for you to say.
00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,497 You don't need a job because you live in a nice house.
00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,499 I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does.
00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,334 It's not fair that some people in our country
00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,085 are given the opportunity for employment
00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:30,006 while others aren't.
00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:34,928 I'm going to tell my mom.
00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,054 Mom, mom!
00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,680 I need your permission to get a job.
00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,767 Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie.
00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,603 Butters got a job.
00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,355 Mom, look at this shithole we live in.
00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,898 Somebody has to get a job because you
00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,441 just sit on your ass all day.
00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,444 I had a job, Eric, but you got me fired because you
00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,154 wanted me taking care of you.
00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,365 And that's why we had to sell our house.
00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,117 Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house.
00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:59,369 You're supposed to take care of me
00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,620 and I'm supposed to go get a job.
00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,038 You really expect us to live like this
00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,623 the rest of our lives?
00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,376 This is not a proper place to raise a child!
00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,294 You have to let me go find a job, Mom.
00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,213 Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd
00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,923 last four hours at a job.
00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,550 Oh, now you sound like Kyle.
00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,009 Do you run Hollywood with him?
00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,386 Are you a Jew too, Mom?
00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,929 All right, Eric, fine.
00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,223 You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality?
00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,267 Maybe it'll be good for you.
00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,893 Thanks, Mom.
00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,062 I love you.
00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,439 (SINGING) Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream.
00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,275 Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too.
00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,569 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream.
00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,571 OK, and the pistachio maple cream.
00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,823 Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table
00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,907 and have a creamy day.
00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:40,743 [bell dinging]
00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,078 Oh. Hey, Eric.
00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,037 Hey, Butters.
00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,372 I'm here for my job.
00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,373 What are you talking about?
00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,416 My mom gave me permission.
00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,625 I can start work now.
00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,960 What do I do?
00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,587 Well, but Eric, this is my job.
00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,046 Yeah, I want your job, sitting
00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,548 around eating ice cream. Sounds fun.
00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,757 Eric, there's a lot more to it
00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,342 than that and I already do this job so--
00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,594 Everything all right, Butters?
00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,095 Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan.
00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,221 I was just-- - Hello, sir.
00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,514 I'm a dear friend of Butters.
00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,807 He told me all about this place and said
00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,809 I should get permission from my mom to work here.
00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,019 Oh.
00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,937 Well, uh, I do need all the help I can get.
00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,355 Butters, can you vouch for him?
00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,733 Is he trustworthy and reliable?
00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:18,031 Uh, oh, um, OK.
00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,407 All right.
00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:20,867 Well, let's find him a uniform and you
00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,243 can start training him.
00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:28,958 Hey, man, I got a job.
00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,084 All right, Eric.
00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:31,210 So there's three types of ice cream.
00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,962 Waffle cone, sugar cone, and cups.
00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,631 Uh-huh, and when do we get to have breaks?
00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,717 Well, you get a 10 minute break every two hours
00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,677 but only after you check all the freezers, which
00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:42,388 are right over there, and need to always be set to 0 degrees.
00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,973 OK, and how much longer do we have to be here?
00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,850 Eric, please, I don't want to lose this jo--
00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:46,935 oh. Hello, sir.
00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,311 Hope you're having a creamy day.
00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,729 What can I get for you?
00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,190 Can I have a single scoop of coconut almond fudge?
00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,733 OK.
00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,194 Eric, can you scoop out some coconut almond fudge?
00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,403 Why?
00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,947 Because it's your job, Eric.
00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,323 Whoa, Butters.
00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,826 Let's not make this a toxic work environment, OK?
00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:04,827 One second, sir.
00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:10,792 I'll get that scoop.
00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,669 Yeah, I got a job in an ice cream shop.
00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,295 {\an8}Yeah, it's dumb as hell but I'm going
00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,339 {\an8}to start getting paychecks.
00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,299 {\an8}Butter-- Butters, what is this about?
00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,467 {\an8}Oh, sorry, sir.
00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,843 {\an8}Eric? - Yeah, I know.
00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,012 She's pretty hot but she's got droopy boobs.
00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,222 Eric!
00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,390 Eric, you can't just sit there at a table.
00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,766 Yeah, I can. It's Monday.
00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,017 So?
00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,602 So haven't you heard of bare minimum Mondays?
00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,062 It's a thing that young people have created because we
00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,355 care about our mental health.
00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,523 I don't care if it's bare minimum Mondays.
00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,899 Eric, you need to-- [alarm beeping]
00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:35,900 Oh, break time.
00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:42,115 I'll be back.
00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:46,077 [crowd chattering]
00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,453 Butters!
00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,538 Butters, we got a line out the door.
00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,039 People are getting upset.
00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,124 I know, sir, I'm sorry.
00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,625 Well, where is your friend?
00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,128 He-- he hasn't come back from his break yet.
00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,963 Butters Stotch?
00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:57,922 Yes?
00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:02,301 Delivery for you.
00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,302 Hey, Butters.
00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:04,262 Ah!
00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,055 Eric, where are you?
00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,682 I wasn't feeling the best so I decided to work from home.
00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,434 Butters, what's going on?
00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,519 Uh, Eric says he's going to work from home.
00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,937 How can he work from home?
00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,522 This is an ice cream shop!
00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,065 Yeah, no, 'cause see, I'm actually
00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,567 taking a mental health day.
00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,360 Yeah, young people can just ask for a mental health day
00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,361 and employers can't deny them.
00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,904 It's my mental health day.
00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,115 Eric, you need to come here right now
00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,950 or we're both gonna get fired.
00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,368 OK, I guess so.
00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:34,542 But don't forget that tomorrow is take it easy Tuesdays.
00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,254 OK, thanks for coming and have a creamy day.
00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,422 Hi, hope you're having a creamy day.
00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,631 Can I help you?
00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,008 You know what's total bullcrap, Butters?
00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,718 It's how much money the owner of this place
00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,762 is making while we're out here busting our asses.
00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,680 I mean, what does that old fart even do?
00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,641 Eric, could you please fill this nice lady's order?
00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:54,270 Oh, yes, let me get that for you, masa, right away, nah.
00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,521 I mean, seriously, Butters.
00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,606 Why do we have to work for the owner?
00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,191 We know how to do all this stuff now.
00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,525 We don't even need that guy.
00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,444 There has to be a way we could turn the tables.
00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:05,281 There has to be a way we could make all the money.
00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,282 Wait a minute--
00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:13,706 [dramatic music]
00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:38,231 Butters!
00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,232 Butters!
00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,486 That's it!
00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:48,866 Eric!
00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:49,742 Kenny!
00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,077 (MUFFLED) Jesus Christ, dude.
00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,537 Kenny!
00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,080 Kenny, you're not going to believe this,
00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,542 but I just quit my job.
00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,668 (MUFFLED) You had a job?
00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,128 Yes, I had a job.
00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,797 But I got fed up, sick of working my fingers to the bone
00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,382 for some piece of shit owner.
00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,217 And that's when it hit me.
00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,303 Kenny, we should open a restaurant.
00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,222 [defiant music]
00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,974 (MUFFLED) Why the fuck would we open a restaurant?
00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,600 You know the hot dog I've been living in?
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,686 It's an old, like, historic landmark.
00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,855 It's been sitting right in front of us completely ready
00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,273 to go.
00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,984 All it would take is some minor renovations and some care.
00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,361 We can make it awesome with like, fun things for kids
00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:26,737 to do, and rides and games.
00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,865 A place that people from all over Colorado
00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,616 would want to come and see.
00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,577 And we would be the owners.
00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:36,289 And we could have all the hot dogs we wanted.
00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,582 (MUFFLED) Whoa.
00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,750 Aren't you sick of living like this, Kenny?
00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,294 All we need is an investor and we
00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,920 can make our dreams come true.
00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,839 And I know somebody who has a bank account
00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:48,217 and gets paychecks every week.
00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,052 No. No, no, no.
00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,387 Thank you, no.
00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,388 Butters, don't you want to invest your money
00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,639 in something that matters?
00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,141 That's why we came to your bank to offer
00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,684 you this awesome deal.
00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,228 What we can do, Eric, is set up a line of credit for an LLC
00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,647 which then pays you back not only your investment,
00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,649 but also principal in the company.
00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:04,775 But I like my ice cream job.
00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,068 I don't want to open a hot dog.
00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,654 No, you keep working at the ice cream shop.
00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,906 We're going to open the hot dog.
00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,824 All you do is collect the money as the investor.
00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,076 Yeah, but this is-- this is my money.
00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,453 I worked hard for it.
00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,372 Butters, it's just like, you're lucky, you know?
00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,332 You have money.
00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,750 But look at Kenny.
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,919 Can you imagine what it's like for him watching
00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,837 rich white boys like you just collecting paycheck
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,048 after paycheck, while he wallows in the filth
00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,132 of his tiny house?
00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,258 (MUFFLED) The fuck?
00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:30,801 Butters, Kenny deserves a chance to be
00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,637 able to work like you do.
00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,223 Please, give him that chance.
00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:39,018 Ugh, I just give a bit of my paycheck every week to
00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,228 you guys?
00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,604 And we pay you back as soon as we make
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,605 our first dollar, Butters.
00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,023 You have my word on it.
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,274 Oh, OK.
00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:46,192 Yeah!
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,401 (MUFFLED) Yeah!
00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:50,154 Guys, we're going into the restaurant business.
00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:57,703 [HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS, "WORKIN' FOR A LIVIN']
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,377 (SINGING) Some days won't end ever,
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,878 and some days pass on by.
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,923 I'll be working here forever, at least until I die.
00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,801 Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,719 I'm supposed to get a raise next week,
00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,971 you know damn well I won't.
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,723 Workin' for a livin', workin'.
00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:20,810 Workin' for a livin', workin'.
00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,896 Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin'.
00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,690 I'm taking what they're giving because
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:32,989 I'm workin' for a livin'.
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,075 Hey, I'm not complaining 'cause I really need to work.
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,578 But hittin' up my buddy's got the feeling like a jerk.
00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:42,081 Hundred dollar car note, 200 rent.
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,501 I get a check on Friday but it's already spent.
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,587 Workin' for a livin', workin'.
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,632 Workin' for a livin', workin'.
00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:54,302 Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin'.
00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,596 I'm taking what they're giving 'cause I'm working
00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:03,269 for a livin'.
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,856 This is going to be the best restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.
00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:11,402 And I know exactly what we should name it.
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,532 Tom, I'm standing out front of a Colorado icon,
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,160 the old Coney Island Hot Dog, where the owners
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,828 plan to reopen soon.
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,789 The hot dog stand is going through major renovations
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,375 and the new name has just been announced,
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,004 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure to be a big hit here in town.
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,131 [laughing] He said it!
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,799 We got him to say dick and balls!
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,051 [laughing]
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,886 The owners say they're planning on all kinds
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,387 of rides and games.
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:41,057 And also, with each hot dog served here at DikinBaus Hot
00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,683 Dogs, they actually use the ketchup
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,144 to put a nice little Smiley face on the plate.
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,604 [laughing]
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,731 It's just their sort of trademark touch.
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,649 The renovations are supposed to be finished soon
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,444 and the new owners are inviting everyone to come on down,
00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:57,990 enjoy, and let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.
00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,492 [laughing]
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,661 Le-- let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns.
00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:05,247 [laughing]
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,665 Oh. Hey, Butters.
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,751 We have some of those first quarter projections
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,086 to show you.
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,295 Do you have the first quarter projections, Kenny?
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:12,088 (MUFFLED) Uh, let me see.
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,422 Where did we put those?
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,257 Are you guys just playing around?
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,717 No, we are renovating and opening
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,095 an amazing restaurant that will be extremely profitable.
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,180 Then why did you name it DikinBaus?
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,848 Butters, you are the investor.
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,308 We are the creatives.
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,143 Well, stop being creative and open the goddamn restaurant
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,436 so I can get my money back.
00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,563 So stop dicking around and wasting my money.
00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,690 Butters, at DikinBaus, dicking around
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:38,864 is all we do, dicking around the competition.
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,032 [door slams]
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:45,413 [laughing]
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:51,293 [engine whirring and beeping]
00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:55,172 What on Earth?
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,757 OK, that's good!
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,926 Mermaid goes to the mermaid grotto right over there.
00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,136 Eric!
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,221 Eric, I think you've done enough renovations.
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,347 Mom, no offense, but will you shut
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,557 your mouth because you know nothing
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,183 about the restaurant business?
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,269 Excuse me, are you guys the owners?
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,271 Yes, we're the owners.
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,647 Well, we got your zip line put
00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,190 in but this asphalt is so old it's not
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,067 going to hold the eye bolts.
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,235 Well, what does that mean?
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,653 I think you've got to re-asphalt
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,947 the entire parking area or just lose the zip line.
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,199 Well, obviously, we're not going to lose the zip line.
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,325 So let's see what we can do.
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,577 All right.
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,620 Well then, over here on your mermaid grotto,
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,581 the mermaid is in but she can't actually
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,958 spit water because there's no plumbing underneath.
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,293 Jesus Christ.
00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,462 Well, I guess we got to find a way to add plumbing.
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,046 All right, everyone, it's looking good
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,339 but we have a ways to go.
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,341 I don't know about you, but I am exhausted.
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,759 I think we should just all take the rest of the day
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,429 off because it is wet's not work to hard Wednesdays.
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,680 All right.
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,890 Oh, OK.
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:52,730 Let's not work too hard.
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,274 [door shuts]
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,234 Back from work, Butters?
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,194 Oh.
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,904 Hey, Mom and Dad.
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,157 You must be so tired from selling all that ice cream.
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,366 Well, yeah.
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,285 It was a pretty long night.
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,162 A long night, he says.
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,538 That's great, Butters.
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:13,000 Only problem is, if you're really working at a job,
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,046 then why is there $0 in your bank account?
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,214 What?
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,716 So now what are you really doing, young man?
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,759 $0?
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,177 But I've been working every day.
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,220 Oh, sure.
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,055 I know exactly how it is.
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,224 You say you have to work so you can get out of the house,
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,060 get away from the family and you go down to that glory hole
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,269 down on Fourth and Larimer.
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,646 Oh, my god. Butters!
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,397 And while your family thinks you're at your job,
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,857 you're actually strapped face down
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,527 on a bed at the Brighton Motel, taking any load you
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,402 can find on Adultfriendfinder.
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,362 Ahh!
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,905 [crying]
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:43,906 It's the lies!
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,657 It's the lies!
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,033 I can't take anymore.
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,244 I'm going to go to the office and get some work done.
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,620 [door slams]
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,163 [crying]
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,999 That son of a gun.
00:13:53,999 --> 00:14:00,089 Wee!
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,050 Wee!
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,343 [phone ringing]
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,261 Oh, man.
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,929 It's the stupid bank.
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:07,721 Hey, Butters.
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,931 Gosh dang it, Eric!
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,349 What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,684 You can't just take my money out
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,560 of my gosh dang bank account-- - Butters--
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,978 --without my permission--
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,438 Butter-- Butters!
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,898 Butters, would you relax?
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,401 Where's all the money gone from my bank account?
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,361 You said to get things moving.
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,572 We needed the funds to go faster.
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,448 You said you'd never access my account
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,616 without my permission!
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,909 Butters, we're about to reopen
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,495 a historic landmark that means something to people.
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,289 You think I'm just doing all this for the fun of it?
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,790 Hang on a second.
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,459 Wee!
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,711 We're creating jobs, Butters.
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,837 And we're helping people.
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,964 Then open the stupid place, Eric.
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,257 Fine!
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,550 We'll start hiring tomorrow morning
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260 and we'll be open by the afternoon.
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,553 And trust me, Butters.
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,180 When we open and you see how successful it is,
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:57,479 you're going to apologize to me.
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,151 What the hell is going on?
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,235 Why is nobody showing up?
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,070 (MUFFLED) I don't know, dude.
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,071 Hey. Hey!
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,698 Excuse me.
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,909 You want to come work at DikinBaus for minimum wage?
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,495 No.
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,997 That's because your generation is lazy.
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,624 You got all comfy during the pandemic.
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,500 Nobody knows how to work anymore!
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:24,173 [truck engine idling]
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,051 They're saying you people here might have a job?
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,010 Yes!
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,512 Please, have a seat.
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,765 Um, so, what kind of experience do you have?
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,933 Well, I was working down at the Budd factory
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,103 in Fort Collins but then Joe Biden caused a recession,
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,855 so they took my job.
00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,023 Whoa!
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,608 Then I worked over at Waffle House
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,109 but they decided they needed employees
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:48,238 to be more "inclusive," so they took my job.
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,573 (MUFFLED) Sorry to hear that.
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,659 And then I got let go from the bowling alley
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,495 and all I want is a damn job.
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,747 Well, I believe that we here at DikinBaus
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,957 would like to hire you immediately.
00:15:58,957 --> 00:15:59,708 OK.
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,502 Can I work from home?
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,461 (MUFFLED) What?
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,504 No, you can't work from home.
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,588 It's a hot dog stand.
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,465 Well, I could work here but I'll
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,300 need mental health days off to deal
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,760 with the toxic environment.
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,178 Where do people get this stuff?
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,262 All right, fine.
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,681 Never mind, we don't want to hire you.
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,641 You're going to take my job?
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,518 They took my job!
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,395 They took yer job!
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,397 Took my job!
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,648 Durk-a-dur!
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:27,403 [engine revving]
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,828 (ROOSTER-LIKE) Took-er-jabs!
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,162 Good morning, everyone.
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,706 After an exhaustive search for employees,
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:43,711 we have determined that you are the best of the best.
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,255 [baby cooing]
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,756 Yes.
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,258 We're sure you're excited to be part of the DikinBaus team.
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,677 And we are certainly glad to have you here.
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,803 We're happy to be here.
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,221 Shut up, Scott.
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,056 Now listen, it's going to take dedication and drive
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,057 to get this place open.
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,434 Isn't that right, Kenny?
00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,893 Sorry, Kenny is working from home today because it's
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:00,978 his mental health day.
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,271 (MUFFLED) Hey, guys.
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,397 Hi.
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,023 Now there may not be many of us.
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,191 But in order to open, we're going to have to--
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,985 Do I get mental health days too?
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,111 Oh, here we go.
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,696 Fine, Clyde, what days do you need
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,739 to have mental health days?
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,990 Well, how should I know until I'm
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:13,907 feeling mentally unhealthy?
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,117 Goddammit, you guys.
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,618 It isn't going to work like this, OK?
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,038 Um, I'm also going to need 5 minute breaks every hour
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622 to check my insulin levels.
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,790 You're fucking joking.
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,375 This is a goddamn restaurant, you guys.
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,294 There's no time for diabetes!
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,045 You don't hear Mrs. Anderson complaining about her
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,048 time off.
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:33,635 {\an8}I don't work on no-thinky Thursdays.
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,970 Oh, that's it!
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,221 That's it, I give up.
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,639 It's impossible to open any kind of business
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,893 these days when this generation doesn't know how to work.
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,894 Hey, fellers.
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,811 Oh, great.
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146 Now the bank is here.
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,148 Scrooge McButters to collect on his money.
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,900 You haven't made any money.
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,278 Butters, the truth is, we tried.
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,905 The fact of the matter is, the US government
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,782 failed this generation by shutting down
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,991 businesses in the pandemic.
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,326 And now they don't know how to go back.
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,661 I'm sorry, but we lost all your money.
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,164 But there is a good side to this because as you can see,
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,832 I now have a house that has slides,
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,125 and games, and a mermaid grotto.
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,878 And you can come and hang out all you want.
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:12,674 Gosh dang it!
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:17,679 [dinging]
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,014 Attention, everyone.
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,891 DikinBaus is now open for business.
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,811 [bubbling]
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:30,859 [metal banging]
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:35,364 [frying]
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,615 Welcome to DikinBaus.
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,536 How can I help you?
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:44,665 [squirting]
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,707 There you are, ma'am.
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,042 Thank you.
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,253 Oh, look at the little smile on the plate, honey.
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,715 Oh, you like that, don't you?
00:18:53,715 --> 00:19:00,430 [swishing]
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,724 You guys, it's working.
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,725 We're doing it!
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:04,726 (MUFFLED) All right!
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:09,064 [crowd chattering]
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,357 Mm.
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,900 Hey, that's a pretty good hot dog.
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,695 I just love to have all the fun stuff for kids to do here.
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:21,577 [kids laughing]
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,997 Hey, great job, kid.
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,748 You really did it, Eric.
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,083 Congratulations, Eric.
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,751 You're a hero.
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,752 Oh, my god.
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:31,587 Oh, my god.
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:36,884 {\an8}This is a dream come true.
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,594 Well, congratulations, young man.
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,596 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is a big success
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,223 and here's your first return on your investment.
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,392 I'm sure there's many more to come.
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,102 Oh, I made my money back, huh?
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,562 Now what I'm thinking, Butters,
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,439 is that we should grow your business by applying
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,192 for a corporate loan, which could pay you dividends
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,235 as you expand the company into new areas.
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,653 Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,989 See, all I ever wanted was just to do my job,
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,659 learn how to work, and help Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,703 So I'm thinking I'm actually going to conduct a market
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,330 analysis to look for potential buyers
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,124 and roll over the company as an exit strategy.
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,626 Well, you could do that but I think
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,461 you'd have trouble getting investors
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,797 who will commit major capital for just partial ownership.
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,132 Yeah.
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,759 So that's why I want to approach overseas investors
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,886 who will buy the IP, the restaurant operations,
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,179 and the real estate outright.
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,805 But you couldn't do that because there's
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,141 already tenants in the building who have to be relocated.
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,768 Yeah, I thought of that too.
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,979 Come on in.
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,648 Hello.
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,026 Wait, so you two have already discussed some kind of deal?
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,402 Oh, yes.
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,321 Butters and I have been talking and we
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,989 think that my little Eric deserves
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:47,162 to get exactly what he's been wanting for a long time.
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,121 No!
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,164 No, what are you doing?
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,082 DikinBaus is mine!
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:56,171 You can't sell DikinBaus!
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,172 No! Take me back.
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,173 No!
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,549 Please!
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,009 This picture go over here, Ms. Cartman?
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:01,969 Oh, yes.
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:02,970 That's perfect.
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,013 Thank you.
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,848 Wha-- what is this?
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,643 The new owners paid for us to have our old house back.
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,854 I don't want my old house, I want DikinBaus!
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,022 Come on.
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,023 No!
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,150 No!
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,694 There you go, Eric.
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,363 It's your old room just like you always wanted.
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,365 But I hate this stupid house!
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,033 I don't want to be here.
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:28,161 I want to be in DikinBaus!
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,746 DikinBaus is awesome.
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,872 This place sucks.
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,082 Please!
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,876 [crying] I want--
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,421 DikinBaus!
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,048 I want my DikinBaus!
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,091 DikinBaus!
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,218 DikinBaus!
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,638 [theme music]

00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:03,613 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ. ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ... ПЛОХО
00:00:03,613 --> 00:00:05,583 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ, НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:12,280 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,480 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ, благочестие цветёт.</i>
00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,770 <i>В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь и печали забываешь.</i>
00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:22,310 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет, все кричат: «Привет, сосед!».</i>
00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:25,352 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься, отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,473 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя мои верные друзья.</i>
00:03:23,964 --> 00:03:26,009 13 МИНУТ НА РАБОТЕ
00:04:08,674 --> 00:04:10,674 37 МИНУТ НА РАБОТЕ
00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:41,879 1.2 ЧАСА НА РАБОТЕ
00:04:41,879 --> 00:04:43,872 КАФЕ-МОРОЖЕНОЕ
00:05:00,589 --> 00:05:01,541 ОТКРОЙ МЕНЯ
00:05:31,912 --> 00:05:33,938 3 ЧАСА И 2 МИНУТЫ НА РАБОТЕ
00:06:49,429 --> 00:06:50,959 Едрить-колотить, чел!
00:06:57,058 --> 00:06:58,405 А ты работал?
00:07:11,187 --> 00:07:13,030 Где мы, блин, откроем кафе?
00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,874 БАНК САУС ПАРКА ССУДЫ И ВКЛАДЫ
00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:28,826 Слышишь!..
00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:12,165 ИДЕИ ГОРКИ, АТТРАКЦИОНЫ
00:09:39,618 --> 00:09:40,252 ВЛАДЕЛЕЦ РЕСТОРАНА
00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:42,385 ПАЛЕСЕЙД, КОЛОРАДО
00:09:47,599 --> 00:09:49,707 ГОРЧИЧНАЯ ФЕРМА ДЕГУСТАЦИЯ
00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:02,725 МЕНЮ: ИДЕАЛЬНЫЙ ХОТ-ДОГ, ХОТ-ДОГ С ЧИЛИ, КЛАССИЧЕСКИЙ С КОЛБАСКОЙ, ИНДЕЙКА, ВЕГАН-ДОГ
00:11:10,968 --> 00:11:13,266 Я думал, он у тебя.
00:14:53,072 --> 00:14:54,272 «САЛЯМИ НЕТ»
00:14:54,296 --> 00:14:57,296 ТРЕБУЮТСЯ СОТРУДНИКИ СТАНЬТЕ ЧАСТЬЮ КОМАНДЫ
00:15:02,937 --> 00:15:04,448 Не знаю, чувак.
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,058 Жаль слышать.
00:16:01,736 --> 00:16:02,439 Чего?
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,070 Привет.
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,644 Ништяк!

00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:03,300 УСІ ПЕРСОНАЖІ ТА ПОДІЇ, НАВІТЬ ТІ ЯКІ ЗАСНОВАНІ НА РЕАЛЬНИХ ЛЮДЯХ – ВИГАДАНІ.
00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,450 ГОЛОСИ ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СПАРОДІЙОВАНО... ЩЕ Й КЕПСЬКО. У СЕРІАЛІ
00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,570 Є ГРУБА ЛЕКСИКА І ВІН НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЄТЬСЯ ДЛЯ ПЕРЕГЛЯДУ НІКОМУ.
00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:12,080 <i>Їду я у Саус Парк Проведу тут гарно час</i>
00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,420 <i>Всюди дружні тут обличчя І привітні повсякчас</i>
00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,680 <i>Пхаюсь я у Саус Парк Щоб забути всі проблеми</i>
00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:22,240 <i>Паркінг є тут за потреби Люди кличуть: «Гей, сусідо!»</i>
00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:25,420 <i>Пруся я у Саус Парк Трохи випустити пар</i>
00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:32,200 <i>Приїжджайте й ви сюди Будуть друзі всі мої</i>
00:03:23,964 --> 00:03:27,487 13:43 13 ХВИЛИН РОБОТИ
00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:10,182 14:07 37 ХВИЛИН РОБОТИ
00:04:37,807 --> 00:04:40,817 15:15 1.2 ГОДИНИ РОБОТИ
00:04:41,879 --> 00:04:43,379 У ВІЛЛІ МОРОЗЕНКА ШУКАЄМО ПРАЦІВНИКІВ
00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,650 ВІДКРИЙ МЕНЕ
00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:33,470 16:32 3 ГОДИНИ І 2 ХВИЛИНИ РОБОТИ...
00:07:47,929 --> 00:07:49,953 БАНК САУС ПАРКА ЗАОЩАДЖЕННЯ ТА ПОЗИКИ
00:09:09,127 --> 00:09:11,727 ІДЕЇ ДЛЯ АТРАКЦІОНІВ
00:09:19,509 --> 00:09:21,909 ПЛАН ДИЗАЙНУ РЕСТОРАНУ
00:09:39,275 --> 00:09:40,285 ВЛАСНИК РЕСТОРАНУ
00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:42,190 ТУРИ НА ФЕРМУ
00:09:47,599 --> 00:09:49,249 ГІРЧИЧНА ФЕРМА СЬОГОДНІ ДЕГУСТАЦІЯ
00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:00,830 МЕНЮ
00:14:52,487 --> 00:14:56,440 ПОТРІБНІ ПРАЦІВНИКИ МИ НАЙМАЄМО

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