Хот-доги ДикинБаус

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Эй, пацаны, вы не поверите

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- Баттерс, ты чего нацепил?

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- Я устроился на работу в кафе-мороженое

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И знаете что?

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Я получил свою первую зарплату

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- Это нечестно

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Я хочу зарплату

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- Мой папа сказал мне, что если я найду работу,

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мы сможем класть мою зарплату на мой банковский счет.

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- Я хочу счет в банке

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- Я не знал, что дети могут найти работу

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- Ага

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Похоже, в наши дни бизнесу очень трудно

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найти людей на работу, поэтому они

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готовы брать что есть

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- Я хочу брать все, что есть

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- Это всё из-за той самой "Великой отставки".

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Так что, если у тебя есть разрешение родителей,

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на некоторые работы берут и детей

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- Это просто ужас.

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Почему у него есть работа?

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Я хочу работу.

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- Ты и четырех часов не продержишься на работе, жирная жопа.

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- Чего?

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Тебе легко говорить

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Тебе не нужна работа, потому что ты живешь в

хорошем доме.

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А я вынужден жить в такой же дыре, как Кенни

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Это несправедливо, что некоторые в нашей стране

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имеют возможность работать

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а другие нет

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Пойду маме расскажу

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Мама, мама!

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Мне нужно твое разрешение, чтобы устроиться на

работу.

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- О, ты еще маленький, чтобы идти работу,

сладкий.

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- Баттерс нашел работу.

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- Мам, посмотри, в какой дыре мы живем.

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Кто-то должен найти работу, потому что ты

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просто сидишь на заднице весь день.

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- У меня была работа, Эрик, но из-за тебя меня

уволили, потому что ты

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хотел, чтобы я заботилась о тебе

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И поэтому нам пришлось продать наш дом.

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- Да, точно, потому что я мужчина в доме.

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Ты должна заботиться обо мне

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а я должен найти работу

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Ты хочешь, чтобы мы так жили

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до конца наших дней?

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Это неподходящее место для воспитания ребенка!

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Ты должна позволить мне найти работу, мам

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- Эрик, правда, не думаю, что ты продержишься

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и четырех часов на работе.

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- О, теперь ты говоришь как Кайл.

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Ты вместе с ним руководишь Голливудом?

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Ты тоже еврейка, мам?

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- Ладно, Эрик, хорошо.

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Хочешь устроиться на работу и получить

небольшую дозу реальности?

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Может, это пойдет тебе на пользу

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- Спасибо, мам.

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Я люблю тебя.

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Лу, лу, лу, я продаю мороженое.

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Лу, лу, лу, ты тоже его съешь.

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Лу, лу, лу, я продаю мороженое

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Хорошо, и фисташково-кленовый крем.

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Скажите, если вам понадобятся ещё салфетки

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и сливочного дня.

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О. Привет, Эрик.

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- Привет, Баттерс.

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Я пришел на работу.

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- О чем ты говоришь?

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Моя мама дала мне разрешение.

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Я могу приступить к работе.

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Что мне делать?

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- Но, Эрик, это моя работа.

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- Да, я хочу твою работу, сидеть

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и есть мороженое. Звучит весело.

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- Эрик, это не так просто

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да я и уже работаю тут..

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- Все в порядке, Баттерс?

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- О. Да, мистер Салливан.

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Я просто...

- Здравствуйте, сэр.

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Я близкий друг Баттерса.

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Он рассказал мне об этом месте и сказал

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я должен получить разрешение от мамы, чтобы работать здесь.

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- О.

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Ну, мне действительно нужна любая помощь

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Баттерс, ты можешь поручиться за него?

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Он надежный и заслуживает доверия?

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Хорошо

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- Отлично

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Что ж, давай найдем ему форму и ты

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можешь начать его тренировать.

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- Смотри-ка, у меня есть работа.

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- Ладно, Эрик

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Итак, есть три вида мороженого

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Вафельный рожок, сахарный рожок и стаканчики.

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- Ага, а когда у нас перерывы?

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- Ну, есть 10-минутный перерыв каждые два часа.

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но только после того, как проверишь все

морозильники, которые

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вон там, они должны быть всегда

установлены на 0 градусов.

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- Ладно, и сколько нам еще здесь быть?

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- Эрик, пожалуйста, я не хочу потерять эту рабо..

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О.

Здравствуйте, сэр.

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Надеюсь, у вас сливочный день

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Чем могу помочь?

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- Можно мне ложечку кокосово-миндальной помадки?

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- Окей

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Эрик, зачерпни ложечку

кокосово-миндальной помадки?

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- Зачем?

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- Потому что это твоя работа, Эрик.

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- Стоп, Баттерс.

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Давай не будем превращать это в токсичную рабочую среду?

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- Одну секунду, сэр

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Сейчас принесу ложку.

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- Да, я устроился на работу в кафе-мороженое

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Да, это капец тупо, но я собираюсь

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начать получать зарплату.

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- Баттерс... Баттерс, в чем дело?

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- О, простите, сэр.

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Эрик?

- Да, я знаю.

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Она секси, но у нее висячие сиськи

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- Эрик!

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Эрик, ты не можешь просто сидеть за столом.

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- Да, могу. Сегодня понедельник.

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- И что?

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- Вы не слышали о минимальных понедельниках?

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Их придумала молодежь, потому что мы

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заботимся о своем психическом здоровье.

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- Меня не волнуют минимальные

понедельники.

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Эрик, тебе нужно...

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- О, перерыв

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Скоро вернусь!

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- Баттерс!

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Баттерс, у нас очередь за дверью

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Люди расстраиваются

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- Я знаю, сэр, извините.

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- И где твой друг?

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- Он... он еще не вернулся с перерыва.

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- Баттерс Стотч?

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- Да?

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- Доставка для вас.

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- Привет, Баттерс.

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Эрик, ты где?

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- Я чувствовал себя не очень и решил поработать из дома

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- Баттерс, что происходит?

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- Эрик сказал, что собирается работать из дома

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- Как он может работать из дома?

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Это же магазин мороженого!

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- Ну, видите ли, я вообще-то

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беру день психического здоровья.

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Да, молодежь может попросить день психического здоровья

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и работодатели не могут им отказать.

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Это мой день психического здоровья.

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- Эрик, ты должен прийти сюда прямо сейчас

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или нас обоих уволят.

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- Ладно, допустим

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Но не забывай, что завтра легкий вторник.

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- Спасибо, что пришли, и сливочного дня

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И вам сливочного дня!

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Чем могу помочь?

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- Знаешь, что самое дерьмовое, Баттерс?

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То, сколько денег владелец этого места

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зарабатывает, пока мы тут задницы рвем.

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Чем вообще занимается этот старый пердун?

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- Эрик, пожалуйста, собери заказ этой милой леди?

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- О, да, будет исполнено, хозяин, сию секунду

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Ну серьезно, Баттерс

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Почему мы должны работать на владельца?

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Теперь мы знаем, как все это делать

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Нам не нужен этот чел

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Нужно найти способ переломить ситуацию

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Найти способ, как мы сможем получить все деньги

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Погоди-ка...

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- Баттерс!

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Баттерс!

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Вот оно!

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- Эрик!

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- Кенни!

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- Господи Иисусе, чувак

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- Кенни!

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Кенни, ты не поверишь,

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но я только что уволился с работы.

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- У тебя была работа?

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- Да, у меня была работа.

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Но мне надоело стирать пальцы до костей

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ради хозяина-засранца

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И тогда меня осенило

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Кенни, мы должны открыть ресторан.

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- С какого хрена нам открывать ресторан?

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- Помнишь хот-дожную, в котором я жил?

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Это старая, типа, историческая

достопримечательность.

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Он был всегда рядом, полностью готовый

для запуска

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Потребуется только небольшой ремонт и

немного заботы

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Мы можем сделать его шикарным, с развлечениями для детей

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аттракционами и играми

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Место, куда люди со всего Колорадо

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захотят приехать и посмотреть.

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И мы будем владельцами.

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И у нас будет столько хот-догов, сколько мы захотим.

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- Ого

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- Тебе не надоело так жить, Кенни?

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Все, что нам нужно, это инвестор и мы

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сможем воплотить наши мечты в жизнь.

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И я знаю кое-кого, у кого есть счет в банке

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и зарплата каждую неделю.

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- Нет.

Нет, нет, нет.

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Спасибо, нет.

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- Баттерс, разве ты не хочешь вложить свои деньги

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во что-то важное?

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Мы пришли в твой банк, чтобы предложить

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тебе эту потрясающую сделку.

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- Итак, Эрик, мы можем открыть

кредитную линию для ООО

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которая принесет не только возврат вложений,

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но и ключевое место в компании

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- Но мне нравится моя работа мороженщиком

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Я не хочу открывать хот-дожную

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- Нет, ты и работай в кафе-мороженом

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А мы будем открывать хот-дожную

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Ты только будешь собирать деньги как

инвестор

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- Да, но это... это мои деньги.

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Я тяжело за них работал

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- Баттерс, тебе просто повезло, понимаешь?

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У тебя есть деньги.

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Но посмотри на Кенни.

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Можешь представить, каково ему смотреть на

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как богатые белые мальчики вроде тебя просто

получают зарплату

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за зарплатой, в то время как он погряз в грязи

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в своем крошечном домике?

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- Какого хера?

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- Баттерс, Кенни заслужил шанс

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работать, как ты.

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Пожалуйста, дай ему этот шанс.

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- Я просто отдаю часть своей зарплаты каждую

неделю...

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вам, ребята?

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- И мы возвращаем, как только

зарабатываем

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первую выручку, Баттерс.

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Даю слово.

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- О, хорошо.

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- Да!

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- Да!

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- Пацаны, мы заходим в ресторанный

бизнес

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Какие-то дни никак не закончатся,

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а какие-то пролетают

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Я проработаю здесь вечно, по меньшей мере, до смерти

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Проклинаемый, если справился, проклинаемый, если нет

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Я рассчитывал на прибавку,

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как вы понимаете – ни фига

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Зарабатываю на жизнь (зарабатываю)

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Зарабатываю на жизнь (зарабатываю)

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Зарабатываю на жизнь, живу и работаю

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Беру, что дают, ведь я

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зарабатываю на жизнь.

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Я не жалуюсь, мне и вправду нужна работа.

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Одалживая у знакомых, я чувствовал себя лошарой.

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Сто долларов автокредита, двести – за квартиру.

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Я получаю чек в пятницу, но он уже потрачен.

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Зарабатываю на жизнь (зарабатываю)

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Зарабатываю на жизнь (зарабатываю)

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Зарабатываю на жизнь, живу и работаю

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Беру, что дают, ведь я зарабатываю

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на жизнь.

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- Это будет лучший ресторан в Колорадо, Кенни

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И я точно знаю, как мы его назовем.

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- Том, я стою перед знаковым местом Колорадо,

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старого хот-дога "Кони Айленд", где владельцы

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планируют открыться заново

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В заведении идет капитальный ремонт.

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и только что было объявлено новое название,

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Хот-доги Мясной жезл, наверняка станет

большим хитом в городе.

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- Он сказал это!

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Мы заставили его сказать это!

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- Владельцы говорят, что они планируют все виды

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аттракционов и игр

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А еще, с каждым хот-догом здесь, в

Мясном жезле

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при помощи кетчупа

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рисуют на тарелке смайлик

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- Это их фирменный штрих.

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Ремонт должен быть закончен в ближайшее время

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и новые владельцы приглашают всех приходить,

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наслаждаться, и пусть Мясной жезл подарит улыбку вашим булочкам.

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- Пусть Мясной жезл подарит улыбку вашим булочкам

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- Привет, Баттерс.

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У нас есть несколько прогнозов на первый квартал

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Сейчас покажем

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Ты принес прогнозы на первый квартал, Кенни?

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- Дайте подумать

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Куда я их положили?

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- Вы, пацаны, просто развлекаетесь?

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- Нет, мы ремонтируем и открываем

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потрясающий ресторан, который будет очень прибыльным.

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- Тогда почему вы назвали его "Мясной жезл"?

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- Баттерс, ты - инвестор.

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Мы - креативщики.

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- Хватит креативить, откройте этот чертов ресторан

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чтобы я мог вернуть свои деньги.

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Хватит дурачиться и тратить мои деньги впустую

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- Баттерс, в Мясном жезле мы не дурачимся,

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а одурачиваем конкурентов

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- Что за дела?

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- Ок, так отлично!

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Русалку ставим в грот для русалок вон туда

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- Эрик!

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Эрик, я думаю, уже достаточно ремонта

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- Мам, без обид, но не могла бы ты заткнуть

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свой рот, потому что ты ничего не знаешь

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о ресторанном бизнесе?

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- Простите, это вы владельцы?

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- Да, мы владельцы.

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- В общем, мы установили зип-лайн

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но этот асфальт такой старый, что он

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не выдержит крепления

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- Ну, и что это значит?

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- Полагаю, вам нужно заново заасфальтировать

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всю парковку или убрать зип-лайн

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- Очевидно, мы не собираемся убирать зип-лайн.

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Так что давайте посмотрим, что мы можем сделать.

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- Хорошо.

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Теперь здесь, в гроте русалки,

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русалку установили, но она не может

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плеваться водой, потому что под ней нет водопровода.

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- Господи

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Думаю, мы должны установить там водопровод

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Ладно, народ, пока всё неплохо

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но есть над чем поработать.

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Не знаю, как вы, а я устал.

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Думаю, все могут отправляться по домам

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потому что сегодня среда без запар

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- Хорошо.

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Ок

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- Давайте не будем париться

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- Вернулся с работы, Баттерс?

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Привет, мама и папа

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- Наверное так устал продавая мороженное

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- Ну, да.

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Это была довольно долгая ночь.

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- Длинная ночь, говорит он

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Все отлично, Баттерс.

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Проблема только в том, что если ты действительно работаешь на работе,

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тогда почему на твоем банковском счету 0 долларов?

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- Что?

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Так чем же вы на самом деле занимаетесь, молодой человек?

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- $0?

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Но я работаю каждый день.

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- О, конечно.

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Я прекрасно знаю, как это бывает.

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Говоришь, что должен работать, чтобы выбраться из дома,

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уйти от семьи, и пойти к дырке в стене

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на углу Четвертой и Лаример.

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- О, Боже мой.

Баттерс!

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- И пока твоя семья думает, что ты на работе,

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на самом деле ты связан вниз лицом

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на кровати в мотеле "Брайтон", принимая любых

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кого можешь найти на сайте знакомств для взрослых.

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- Ах!

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- Это ложь!

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Это ложь!

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Я больше не могу.

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Я пойду в офис и займусь работой

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- Вот сукин сын

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- Уи!

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Уи!

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- О, Боже.

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Долбанный банк

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Привет, Баттерс.

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- Черт возьми, Эрик!

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Какого хрена ты делаешь?

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Ты не можешь просто взять мои деньги

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с моего банковского счета...

- Баттерс...

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- без моего разрешения...

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- Баттерс... Баттерс!

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Баттерс, ты можешь расслабиться?

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- Куда делись все деньги с моего банковского счета?

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- Ты сказал, что надо двигаться дальше.

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Нам нужны были средства, чтобы работать быстрее.

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- Ты сказал, что никогда не получишь доступ к

моему счету

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без моего разрешения!

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- Баттерс, мы собираемся переоткрыть

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историческую достопримечательность, которая что-то значит для людей.

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Ты думаешь, я делаю все это просто так?

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Подожди секундочку.

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Уи!

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Мы создаем рабочие места, Баттерс.

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И мы помогаем людям.

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- Тогда открой это долбаное место, Эрик

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- Отлично!

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С утра наберем сотрудников

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и откроемся к полудню.

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И поверь мне, Баттерс

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Когда мы откроемся, и ты увидишь, насколько он успешен,

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ты извинишься передо мной

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Какого черта, происходит?

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Почему никто не приходит?

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- Не знаю, чувак

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- Эй. Эй!

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Извините

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Хотите работать в "Мясном жезле" за минимальную зарплату?

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- Нет.

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- Это все ваше ленивое поколение

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Расслабились во время пандемии

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Никто уже не знает, как работать!

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- Тут говорят, что у вас может найтись работа?

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- Да!

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Пожалуйста, присаживайтесь

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Итак, какой у вас опыт работы?

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- Ну, я работал на заводе Бадда

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в Форт Коллинзе, но потом Джо Байден вызвал рецессию,

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и они забрали мою работу.

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- Ух ты!

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- Потом я работал в "Вафельном доме"

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но они решили, что им нужны сотрудники

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более "инклюзивные", поэтому они забрали мою работу

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- Сожалею

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- А потом меня уволили из боулинга

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и все, чего я хочу, это чертову работу.

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- Ну, я считаю, что Мясной жезл

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готов взять вас прямо сейчас

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- Окей

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Могу я работать из дома?

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- Что?

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- Нет, вы не можете работать из дома.

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Это киоск с хот-догами

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- Ну, я могу работать здесь, но мне понадобится

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дни ментального здоровья, чтобы справиться

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с токсичной средой.

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- Откуда они это выдумывают?

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Ладно, хорошо.

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Мы не хотим вас нанимать.

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- Вы отнимаете мою работу?

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Они забрали мою работу!

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- Забрали твою работу!

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- Забрали мою работу!

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Took-er-jabs!

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- Всем доброе утро.

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После нелегкого поиска сотрудников,

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мы решили, что вы - лучшие из лучших.

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- Да

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Надеюсь рады стать частью команды

Мясной жезл.

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И мы, конечно, рады видеть вас здесь.

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- Мы рады быть здесь

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- Заткнись, Скотт

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Послушайте, потребуется преданность и напор

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чтобы открыть это место.

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Не так ли, Кенни?

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Извините, Кенни сегодня из дома, потому что сегодня

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день его ментального здоровья.

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- Привет, ребята.

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- Привет.

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- Возможно, нас не так много

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Но для того, чтобы открыться, нам придется...

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- Мне тоже положены дни ментального здоровья?

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- О, ну началось

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Отлично, Клайд, какие дни тебе нужны

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для ментального здоровья?

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- Ну, откуда мне знать, пока я не

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почувствую себя психически нездоровым?

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- Черт возьми, ребята.

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Так не пойдет, ясно?

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- Мне также нужны 5-минутные перерывы каждый час

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чтобы проверять уровень инсулина.

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- Ты, бля, шутишь.

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Это гребаный ресторан, народ

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Здесь нет времени на диабет!

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Вы слышали, чтобы Шеф Ивлев жаловался на

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нехватку выходных?

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- Я не работаю по бездумным четвергам.

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- Всё, хорош

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Конец, я сдаюсь.

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Невозможно открыть какой-либо бизнес

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в наши дни, когда это поколение не знает, как работать.

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- Привет, ребята

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- О, отлично.

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Теперь банк пришел

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Скрудж МакБаттерс хочет забрать свои деньги.

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- Ты ничего не заработал

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- Баттерс, правда в том, что мы пытались

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Дело в том, что правительство США

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подвело это поколение, закрыв

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бизнес во время пандемии.

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И теперь они не знают, как вернуться назад.

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Мне жаль, но мы потеряли все твои деньги

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Но в этом есть и хорошая сторона, потому что

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у меня теперь есть дом, в котором есть горки,

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и игры, и грот русалок.

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И ты можешь приходить и тусоваться сколько хочешь

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- Твою ж налево!

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Внимание всем

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Мясной жезл готов принимать заказы!

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Добро пожаловать в Мясной жезл!

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Чем могу вам помочь?

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Держите, мэм

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Спасибо.

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- О, посмотри на улыбочку на тарелке, дорогой

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- Тебе это нравится, не так ли?

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- Народ, оно работает

00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:03,742

У нас получается!

00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:04,743

Отлично!

00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,315

- Мм.

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Слушай, отличный хот-дог

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- Мне нравится, что здесь есть всякие развлечения для детей

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- Эй, отличная работа, парень

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- У тебя получилось, Эрик

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- Поздравляю, Эрик.

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Ты герой

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- О, Боже мой.

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О, Боже мой.

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Мечта сбылась

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- Что ж, поздравляю, молодой человек.

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Хот-доги Мясной Жезл - это большой успех

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и вот ваша первая прибыль от инвестиций.

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Я уверен, что впереди еще будет много

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- Я вернул свои деньги, да?

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- Теперь я думаю, Баттерс,

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что мы должны развивать твой бизнес, подав заявку

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на корпоративный кредит, который может принести вам дивиденды.

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по мере того, как вы будете расширять компанию в новых областях.

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- Я это не планировал

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Я всего-лишь хотел делать мою работу,

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научиться работать и помогать мистеру Салливану продавать мороженое.

00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,970

Так что я думаю, что собираюсь провести анализ

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рынка в поисках потенциальных покупателей

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и подготовить компанию к стратегии выхода

00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,909

- Ну, вы можете так сделать, но я думаю

00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,511

у вас будут проблемы с инвесторами

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которые выделят крупный капитал только для

частичного владения компанией

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- Да.

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Вот почему я хочу обратиться к зарубежным инвесторам.

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которые купят интеллект.собственность, ресторан,

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и недвижимость

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- Но вы не можете так сделать, потому что там

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в здании уже есть жильцы, которых нужно

переселить

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- Да, я тоже об этом думал.

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Проходите.

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- Здравствуйте

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- Подождите, вы уже обсудили какую-то сделку?

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- Да.

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Мы поговорили с Баттерсом

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и думаем, что мой маленький Эрик заслуживает

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получить именно то, что он давно хотел

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Нет!

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Нет, что ты делаешь?

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Мясной жезл - мой!

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Ты не можешь продать Мясной жезл!

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Нет! Верните меня обратно.

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Нет!

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Пожалуйста!

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- Эту фотографию вешаем сюда, мисс Картман?

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- О, да.

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Идеально

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Спасибо

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- Что... что это?

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- Новые владельцы заплатили за то, чтобы нам

вернули наш старый дом

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- Мне не нужен мой старый дом, мне нужен Мясной жезл!

00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,172

- Ну же

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- Нет!

00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,309

Нет!

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- Ну вот, Эрик

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Это твоя старая комната, как ты всегда хотел

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- Но я ненавижу этот дурацкий дом!

00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,017

Я не хочу быть здесь

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Я хочу быть в Мясном жезле!

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Мясной жезл шикарен

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А это место - отстой

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Пожалуйста!

00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:35,093

Я хочу...

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Мясной жезл

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Хочу мой Мясной жезл!

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Мясной жезл!

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{\an8}Friendly faces

everywhere, humble folks

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{\an8}without temptation.

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Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind.

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Ample parking day

or night, people

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spouting, "howdy neighbor."

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Goin' on down to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind.

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Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine.

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Fellas!

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Hey, fellas, you're not

going to believe it.

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Butters, what the

hell are you wearing?

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I got a job over at

the ice cream shop.

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And guess what?

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I got my very first paycheck.

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That's not fair.

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I want a paycheck.

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My dad told me

if I got a job,

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we could put my paychecks

in my very own bank account.

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I want a bank account.

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I didn't know

kids could get jobs.

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Yeah.

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Well, I guess these days,

it's real hard for businesses

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to find people to

work so they'll

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take whatever they can get.

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I want to take

whatever I can get.

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It's what they call the Great

Resignation labor shortage.

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So now if you have your

parent's permission,

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there's some jobs

they'll even let kids do.

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That is messed up.

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Why does he get to have a job?

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I want a job.

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You wouldn't last four

hours on a job, fat ass.

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Excuse me?

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That's easy for you to say.

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You don't need a job because

you live in a nice house.

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I have to live in a

shithole like Kenny does.

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It's not fair that some

people in our country

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are given the opportunity

for employment

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while others aren't.

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I'm going to tell my mom.

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Mom, mom!

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I need your permission

to get a job.

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Oh, you're too young

to have a job, sweetie.

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Butters got a job.

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Mom, look at this

shithole we live in.

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Somebody has to get

a job because you

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just sit on your ass all day.

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I had a job, Eric, but

you got me fired because you

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wanted me taking care of you.

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And that's why we had

to sell our house.

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Yes, right, because

I'm the man of the house.

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You're supposed

to take care of me

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and I'm supposed

to go get a job.

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You really expect

us to live like this

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the rest of our lives?

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This is not a proper

place to raise a child!

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You have to let me

go find a job, Mom.

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Eric, the truth is,

I don't think you'd

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last four hours at a job.

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Oh, now you sound like Kyle.

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Do you run Hollywood with him?

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Are you a Jew too, Mom?

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All right, Eric, fine.

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You want to go get a job and

have a little dose of reality?

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Maybe it'll be good for you.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I love you.

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Loo, loo, loo,

I'm serving in ice cream.

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Loo, loo, loo,

you'll eat it too.

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Loo, loo, loo, I'm

serving ice cream.

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OK, and the pistachio

maple cream.

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Let me know if you need

extra napkins for your table

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and have a creamy day.

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Oh.

Hey, Eric.

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Hey, Butters.

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I'm here for my job.

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What are you talking about?

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My mom gave me permission.

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I can start work now.

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What do I do?

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Well, but Eric,

this is my job.

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Yeah, I want

your job, sitting

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around eating ice cream.

Sounds fun.

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Eric, there's

a lot more to it

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than that and I already

do this job so--

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Everything all

right, Butters?

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Oh.

Yes, Mr. Sullivan.

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I was just--

- Hello, sir.

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I'm a dear friend of Butters.

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He told me all about

this place and said

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I should get permission

from my mom to work here.

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Oh.

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Well, uh, I do need

all the help I can get.

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Butters, can you vouch for him?

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Is he trustworthy and reliable?

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Uh, oh, um, OK.

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All right.

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Well, let's find him

a uniform and you

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can start training him.

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Hey, man, I got a job.

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All right, Eric.

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So there's three

types of ice cream.

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Waffle cone, sugar

cone, and cups.

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Uh-huh, and when do

we get to have breaks?

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Well, you get a 10 minute

break every two hours

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but only after you check

all the freezers, which

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are right over there, and need

to always be set to 0 degrees.

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OK, and how much longer

do we have to be here?

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Eric, please, I don't

want to lose this jo--

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oh.

Hello, sir.

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Hope you're having

a creamy day.

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What can I get for you?

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Can I have a single scoop

of coconut almond fudge?

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OK.

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Eric, can you scoop out

some coconut almond fudge?

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Why?

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Because it's your job, Eric.

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Whoa, Butters.

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Let's not make this a

toxic work environment, OK?

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One second, sir.

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I'll get that scoop.

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Yeah, I got a job

in an ice cream shop.

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{\an8}Yeah, it's dumb as

hell but I'm going

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{\an8}to start getting paychecks.

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{\an8}Butter-- Butters,

what is this about?

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{\an8}Oh, sorry, sir.

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{\an8}Eric?

- Yeah, I know.

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She's pretty hot but

she's got droopy boobs.

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Eric!

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Eric, you can't just

sit there at a table.

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Yeah, I can.

It's Monday.

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So?

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So haven't you heard

of bare minimum Mondays?

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It's a thing that young

people have created because we

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care about our mental health.

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I don't care if it's

bare minimum Mondays.

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Eric, you need to--

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Oh, break time.

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I'll be back.

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Butters!

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Butters, we got a

line out the door.

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People are getting upset.

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I know, sir, I'm sorry.

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Well, where is your friend?

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He-- he hasn't come

back from his break yet.

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Butters Stotch?

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Yes?

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Delivery for you.

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Hey, Butters.

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Ah!

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Eric, where are you?

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I wasn't feeling the best so

I decided to work from home.

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Butters, what's going on?

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Uh, Eric says he's

going to work from home.

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How can he work from home?

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This is an ice cream shop!

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Yeah, no, 'cause

see, I'm actually

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taking a mental health day.

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Yeah, young people can just

ask for a mental health day

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and employers can't deny them.

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It's my mental health day.

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Eric, you need to

come here right now

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or we're both gonna get fired.

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OK, I guess so.

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But don't forget that tomorrow

is take it easy Tuesdays.

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OK, thanks for coming

and have a creamy day.

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Hi, hope you're

having a creamy day.

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Can I help you?

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You know what's total

bullcrap, Butters?

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It's how much money

the owner of this place

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is making while we're out

here busting our asses.

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I mean, what does

that old fart even do?

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Eric, could you please

fill this nice lady's order?

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Oh, yes, let me get that for

you, masa, right away, nah.

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I mean, seriously, Butters.

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Why do we have to

work for the owner?

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We know how to do

all this stuff now.

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We don't even need that guy.

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There has to be a way we

could turn the tables.

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There has to be a way we

could make all the money.

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Wait a minute--

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Butters!

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That's it!

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Eric!

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Kenny!

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Jesus Christ, dude.

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Kenny!

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Kenny, you're not

going to believe this,

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but I just quit my job.

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You had a job?

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Yes, I had a job.

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But I got fed up, sick of

working my fingers to the bone

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for some piece of shit owner.

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And that's when it hit me.

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Kenny, we should

open a restaurant.

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Why the fuck

would we open a restaurant?

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You know the hot dog

I've been living in?

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It's an old, like,

historic landmark.

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It's been sitting right in

front of us completely ready

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to go.

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All it would take is some minor

renovations and some care.

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We can make it awesome with

like, fun things for kids

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to do, and rides and games.

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A place that people

from all over Colorado

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would want to come and see.

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And we would be the owners.

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And we could have all

the hot dogs we wanted.

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Whoa.

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Aren't you sick of

living like this, Kenny?

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All we need is an

investor and we

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can make our dreams come true.

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And I know somebody

who has a bank account

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and gets paychecks every week.

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No.

No, no, no.

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Thank you, no.

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Butters, don't you

want to invest your money

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in something that matters?

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That's why we came

to your bank to offer

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you this awesome deal.

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What we can do, Eric, is set

up a line of credit for an LLC

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which then pays you back

not only your investment,

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but also principal

in the company.

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But I like my ice cream job.

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I don't want to open a hot dog.

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No, you keep working

at the ice cream shop.

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We're going to

open the hot dog.

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All you do is collect the

money as the investor.

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Yeah, but this is--

this is my money.

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I worked hard for it.

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Butters, it's just like,

you're lucky, you know?

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You have money.

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But look at Kenny.

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Can you imagine what it's

like for him watching

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rich white boys like you

just collecting paycheck

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after paycheck, while

he wallows in the filth

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of his tiny house?

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The fuck?

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Butters, Kenny

deserves a chance to be

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able to work like you do.

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Please, give him that chance.

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Ugh, I just give a bit of

my paycheck every week to

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you guys?

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And we pay you back

as soon as we make

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our first dollar, Butters.

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You have my word on it.

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Oh, OK.

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Yeah!

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Guys, we're going into

the restaurant business.

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Some

days won't end ever,

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and some days pass on by.

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I'll be working here forever,

at least until I die.

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Damned if you do,

damned if you don't.

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I'm supposed to get

a raise next week,

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you know damn well I won't.

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Workin' for a livin', workin'.

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Workin' for a livin',

livin' and a workin'.

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I'm taking what

they're giving because

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I'm workin' for a livin'.

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Hey, I'm not complaining

'cause I really need to work.

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But hittin' up my buddy's

got the feeling like a jerk.

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Hundred dollar car

note, 200 rent.

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I get a check on Friday

but it's already spent.

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Workin' for a livin', workin'.

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Workin' for a livin',

livin' and a workin'.

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I'm taking what they're

giving 'cause I'm working

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for a livin'.

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This is going to be the best

restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.

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And I know exactly

what we should name it.

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Tom, I'm standing out

front of a Colorado icon,

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the old Coney Island Hot

Dog, where the owners

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plan to reopen soon.

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The hot dog stand is going

through major renovations

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and the new name has

just been announced,

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DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure

to be a big hit here in town.

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He said it!

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We got him to say

dick and balls!

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The owners say they're

planning on all kinds

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of rides and games.

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And also, with each hot dog

served here at DikinBaus Hot

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Dogs, they actually

use the ketchup

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to put a nice little

Smiley face on the plate.

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It's just their sort

of trademark touch.

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The renovations are

supposed to be finished soon

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and the new owners are inviting

everyone to come on down,

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enjoy, and let DikinBaus

put a smile on your buns.

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Le-- let DikinBaus put

a smile on your buns.

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Oh.

Hey, Butters.

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We have some of those

first quarter projections

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to show you.

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Do you have the first

quarter projections, Kenny?

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Uh, let me see.

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Where did we put those?

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Are you guys just

playing around?

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No, we are

renovating and opening

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an amazing restaurant that

will be extremely profitable.

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Then why did you

name it DikinBaus?

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Butters, you

are the investor.

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We are the creatives.

00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,143

Well, stop being creative

and open the goddamn restaurant

00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,436

so I can get my money back.

00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,563

So stop dicking around

and wasting my money.

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Butters, at DikinBaus,

dicking around

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is all we do, dicking

around the competition.

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What on Earth?

00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,757

OK, that's good!

00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,926

Mermaid goes to the mermaid

grotto right over there.

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Eric!

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Eric, I think you've

done enough renovations.

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Mom, no offense,

but will you shut

00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,557

your mouth because

you know nothing

00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,183

about the restaurant business?

00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,269

Excuse me, are

you guys the owners?

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Yes, we're the owners.

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Well, we got

your zip line put

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in but this asphalt

is so old it's not

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going to hold the eye bolts.

00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,235

Well, what does that mean?

00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,653

I think you've

got to re-asphalt

00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,947

the entire parking area

or just lose the zip line.

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Well, obviously, we're not

going to lose the zip line.

00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,325

So let's see what we can do.

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All right.

00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,620

Well then, over here

on your mermaid grotto,

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the mermaid is in but

she can't actually

00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,958

spit water because there's

no plumbing underneath.

00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,293

Jesus Christ.

00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,462

Well, I guess we got to

find a way to add plumbing.

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All right, everyone,

it's looking good

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but we have a ways to go.

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I don't know about you,

but I am exhausted.

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I think we should just all

take the rest of the day

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off because it is wet's not

work to hard Wednesdays.

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All right.

00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,890

Oh, OK.

00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:52,730

Let's not work too hard.

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Back from work, Butters?

00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,194

Oh.

00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,904

Hey, Mom and Dad.

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You must be so tired from

selling all that ice cream.

00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,366

Well, yeah.

00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,285

It was a pretty long night.

00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,162

A long night, he says.

00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,538

That's great, Butters.

00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:13,000

Only problem is, if you're

really working at a job,

00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,046

then why is there $0

in your bank account?

00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,214

What?

00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,716

So now what are you

really doing, young man?

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$0?

00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,177

But I've been

working every day.

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Oh, sure.

00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,055

I know exactly how it is.

00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,224

You say you have to work so

you can get out of the house,

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get away from the family and

you go down to that glory hole

00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,269

down on Fourth and Larimer.

00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,646

Oh, my god.

Butters!

00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,397

And while your family

thinks you're at your job,

00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,857

you're actually

strapped face down

00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,527

on a bed at the Brighton

Motel, taking any load you

00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,402

can find on Adultfriendfinder.

00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,362

Ahh!

00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,657

It's the lies!

00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,033

I can't take anymore.

00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,244

I'm going to go to the office

and get some work done.

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That son of a gun.

00:13:53,999 --> 00:14:03,050

Wee!

00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,261

Oh, man.

00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,929

It's the stupid bank.

00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:07,721

Hey, Butters.

00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,931

Gosh dang it, Eric!

00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,349

What the hell do you

think you're doing?

00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,684

You can't just

take my money out

00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,560

of my gosh dang bank account--

- Butters--

00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,978

without my permission--

00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,438

Butter-- Butters!

00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,898

Butters, would you relax?

00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,401

Where's all the money

gone from my bank account?

00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,361

You said to get

things moving.

00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,572

We needed the

funds to go faster.

00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,448

You said you'd never

access my account

00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,616

without my permission!

00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,909

Butters, we're

about to reopen

00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,495

a historic landmark that

means something to people.

00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,289

You think I'm just doing

all this for the fun of it?

00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,790

Hang on a second.

00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,459

Wee!

00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,711

We're creating jobs, Butters.

00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,837

And we're helping people.

00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,964

Then open the

stupid place, Eric.

00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,257

Fine!

00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,550

We'll start hiring

tomorrow morning

00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260

and we'll be open

by the afternoon.

00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,553

And trust me, Butters.

00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,180

When we open and you see

how successful it is,

00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:57,479

you're going to

apologize to me.

00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,151

What the hell is going on?

00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,235

Why is nobody showing up?

00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,070

I don't know, dude.

00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,071

Hey.

Hey!

00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,698

Excuse me.

00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,909

You want to come work at

DikinBaus for minimum wage?

00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,495

No.

00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,997

That's because your

generation is lazy.

00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,624

You got all comfy

during the pandemic.

00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,500

Nobody knows how

to work anymore!

00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,051

They're saying you people

here might have a job?

00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,010

Yes!

00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,512

Please, have a seat.

00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,765

Um, so, what kind of

experience do you have?

00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,933

Well, I was working

down at the Budd factory

00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,103

in Fort Collins but then Joe

Biden caused a recession,

00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,855

so they took my job.

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Whoa!

00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,608

Then I worked

over at Waffle House

00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,109

but they decided

they needed employees

00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:48,238

to be more "inclusive,"

so they took my job.

00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,573

Sorry to hear that.

00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,659

And then I got let go

from the bowling alley

00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,495

and all I want is a damn job.

00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,747

Well, I believe that

we here at DikinBaus

00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,957

would like to hire

you immediately.

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OK.

00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,502

Can I work from home?

00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,461

What?

00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,504

No, you can't work from home.

00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,588

It's a hot dog stand.

00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,465

Well, I could

work here but I'll

00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,300

need mental health

days off to deal

00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,760

with the toxic environment.

00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,178

Where do people

get this stuff?

00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,262

All right, fine.

00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,681

Never mind, we don't

want to hire you.

00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,641

You're going to take my job?

00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,518

They took my job!

00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,395

They took yer job!

00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,397

Took my job!

00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,648

Durk-a-dur!

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Took-er-jabs!

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Good morning, everyone.

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After an exhaustive

search for employees,

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we have determined that you

are the best of the best.

00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,756

Yes.

00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,258

We're sure you're excited to

be part of the DikinBaus team.

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And we are certainly

glad to have you here.

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We're happy to be here.

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Shut up, Scott.

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Now listen, it's going to

take dedication and drive

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to get this place open.

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Isn't that right, Kenny?

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Sorry, Kenny is working

from home today because it's

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his mental health day.

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Hey, guys.

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Hi.

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Now there may

not be many of us.

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But in order to open,

we're going to have to--

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Do I get mental

health days too?

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Oh, here we go.

00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,696

Fine, Clyde, what

days do you need

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to have mental health days?

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Well, how should

I know until I'm

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feeling mentally unhealthy?

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Goddammit, you guys.

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It isn't going to

work like this, OK?

00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,038

Um, I'm also going to need

5 minute breaks every hour

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to check my insulin levels.

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You're fucking joking.

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This is a goddamn

restaurant, you guys.

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There's no time for diabetes!

00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,045

You don't hear Mrs. Anderson

complaining about her

00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,048

time off.

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{\an8}I don't work on

no-thinky Thursdays.

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Oh, that's it!

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That's it, I give up.

00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,639

It's impossible to open

any kind of business

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these days when this generation

doesn't know how to work.

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Hey, fellers.

00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,811

Oh, great.

00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146

Now the bank is here.

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Scrooge McButters to

collect on his money.

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You haven't made any money.

00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,278

Butters, the

truth is, we tried.

00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,905

The fact of the matter

is, the US government

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failed this generation

by shutting down

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businesses in the pandemic.

00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,326

And now they don't

know how to go back.

00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,661

I'm sorry, but we

lost all your money.

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But there is a good side to

this because as you can see,

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I now have a house

that has slides,

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and games, and a

mermaid grotto.

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And you can come and

hang out all you want.

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Gosh dang it!

00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,014

Attention, everyone.

00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,891

DikinBaus is now

open for business.

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Welcome to DikinBaus.

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How can I help you?

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There you are, ma'am.

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Thank you.

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Oh, look at the little

smile on the plate, honey.

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Oh, you like that, don't you?

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You guys, it's working.

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We're doing it!

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All right!

00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,357

Mm.

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Hey, that's a

pretty good hot dog.

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I just love to have all the

fun stuff for kids to do here.

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Hey, great job, kid.

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You really did it, Eric.

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Congratulations, Eric.

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You're a hero.

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Oh, my god.

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{\an8}This is a dream come true.

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Well, congratulations,

young man.

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DikinBaus Hot Dogs

is a big success

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and here's your first

return on your investment.

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I'm sure there's

many more to come.

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Oh, I made my

money back, huh?

00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,562

Now what I'm

thinking, Butters,

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is that we should grow

your business by applying

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for a corporate loan, which

could pay you dividends

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as you expand the

company into new areas.

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Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.

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See, all I ever wanted

was just to do my job,

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learn how to work, and help

Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.

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So I'm thinking I'm actually

going to conduct a market

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analysis to look

for potential buyers

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and roll over the company

as an exit strategy.

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Well, you could

do that but I think

00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,461

you'd have trouble

getting investors

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who will commit major capital

for just partial ownership.

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Yeah.

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So that's why I want to

approach overseas investors

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who will buy the IP, the

restaurant operations,

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and the real estate outright.

00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,805

But you couldn't do

that because there's

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already tenants in the building

who have to be relocated.

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Yeah, I thought of that too.

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Come on in.

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Hello.

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Wait, so you two have already

discussed some kind of deal?

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Oh, yes.

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Butters and I have

been talking and we

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think that my

little Eric deserves

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to get exactly what he's

been wanting for a long time.

00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,121

No!

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No, what are you doing?

00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,082

DikinBaus is mine!

00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:56,171

You can't sell DikinBaus!

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No!

Take me back.

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No!

00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,549

Please!

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This picture go over

here, Ms. Cartman?

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Oh, yes.

00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:02,970

That's perfect.

00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,013

Thank you.

00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,848

Wha-- what is this?

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The new owners paid for us

to have our old house back.

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I don't want my old

house, I want DikinBaus!

00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,022

Come on.

00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:17,150

No!

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There you go, Eric.

00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,363

It's your old room just

like you always wanted.

00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,365

But I hate this stupid house!

00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,033

I don't want to be here.

00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:28,161

I want to be in DikinBaus!

00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,746

DikinBaus is awesome.

00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,872

This place sucks.

00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,082

Please!

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I want--

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DikinBaus!

00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,048

I want my DikinBaus!

00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,218

DikinBaus!

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I'm goin' down to South

Park, gonna have myself a time.

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{\an8}Friendly faces

everywhere, humble folks

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{\an8}without temptation.

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Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind.

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Ample parking day

or night, people

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spouting, "howdy neighbor."

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Goin' on down to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind.

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[muffled singing]

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Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine.

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Fellas!

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Hey, fellas, you're not

going to believe it.

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Butters, what the

hell are you wearing?

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I got a job over at

the ice cream shop.

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And guess what?

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I got my very first paycheck.

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That's not fair.

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I want a paycheck.

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My dad told me

if I got a job,

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we could put my paychecks

in my very own bank account.

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I want a bank account.

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I didn't know

kids could get jobs.

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Yeah.

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Well, I guess these days,

it's real hard for businesses

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to find people to

work so they'll

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take whatever they can get.

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I want to take

whatever I can get.

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It's what they call the Great

Resignation labor shortage.

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So now if you have your

parent's permission,

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there's some jobs

they'll even let kids do.

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That is messed up.

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Why does he get to have a job?

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I want a job.

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You wouldn't last four

hours on a job, fat ass.

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Excuse me?

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That's easy for you to say.

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You don't need a job because

you live in a nice house.

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I have to live in a

shithole like Kenny does.

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It's not fair that some

people in our country

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are given the opportunity

for employment

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while others aren't.

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I'm going to tell my mom.

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Mom, mom!

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I need your permission

to get a job.

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Oh, you're too young

to have a job, sweetie.

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Butters got a job.

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Mom, look at this

shithole we live in.

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Somebody has to get

a job because you

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just sit on your ass all day.

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I had a job, Eric, but

you got me fired because you

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wanted me taking care of you.

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And that's why we had

to sell our house.

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Yes, right, because

I'm the man of the house.

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You're supposed

to take care of me

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and I'm supposed

to go get a job.

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You really expect

us to live like this

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the rest of our lives?

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This is not a proper

place to raise a child!

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You have to let me

go find a job, Mom.

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Eric, the truth is,

I don't think you'd

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last four hours at a job.

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Oh, now you sound like Kyle.

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Do you run Hollywood with him?

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Are you a Jew too, Mom?

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All right, Eric, fine.

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You want to go get a job and

have a little dose of reality?

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Maybe it'll be good for you.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I love you.

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(SINGING) Loo, loo, loo,

I'm serving in ice cream.

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Loo, loo, loo,

you'll eat it too.

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Loo, loo, loo, I'm

serving ice cream.

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OK, and the pistachio

maple cream.

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Let me know if you need

extra napkins for your table

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and have a creamy day.

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[bell dinging]

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Oh.

Hey, Eric.

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Hey, Butters.

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I'm here for my job.

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What are you talking about?

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My mom gave me permission.

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I can start work now.

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What do I do?

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Well, but Eric,

this is my job.

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Yeah, I want

your job, sitting

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around eating ice cream.

Sounds fun.

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Eric, there's

a lot more to it

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than that and I already

do this job so--

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Everything all

right, Butters?

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Oh.

Yes, Mr. Sullivan.

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I was just--

- Hello, sir.

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I'm a dear friend of Butters.

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He told me all about

this place and said

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I should get permission

from my mom to work here.

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Oh.

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Well, uh, I do need

all the help I can get.

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Butters, can you vouch for him?

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Is he trustworthy and reliable?

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Uh, oh, um, OK.

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All right.

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Well, let's find him

a uniform and you

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can start training him.

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Hey, man, I got a job.

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All right, Eric.

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So there's three

types of ice cream.

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Waffle cone, sugar

cone, and cups.

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Uh-huh, and when do

we get to have breaks?

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Well, you get a 10 minute

break every two hours

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but only after you check

all the freezers, which

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are right over there, and need

to always be set to 0 degrees.

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OK, and how much longer

do we have to be here?

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Eric, please, I don't

want to lose this jo--

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oh.

Hello, sir.

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Hope you're having

a creamy day.

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What can I get for you?

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Can I have a single scoop

of coconut almond fudge?

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OK.

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Eric, can you scoop out

some coconut almond fudge?

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Why?

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Because it's your job, Eric.

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Whoa, Butters.

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Let's not make this a

toxic work environment, OK?

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One second, sir.

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I'll get that scoop.

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Yeah, I got a job

in an ice cream shop.

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{\an8}Yeah, it's dumb as

hell but I'm going

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{\an8}to start getting paychecks.

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{\an8}Butter-- Butters,

what is this about?

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{\an8}Oh, sorry, sir.

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{\an8}Eric?

- Yeah, I know.

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She's pretty hot but

she's got droopy boobs.

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Eric!

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Eric, you can't just

sit there at a table.

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Yeah, I can.

It's Monday.

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So?

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So haven't you heard

of bare minimum Mondays?

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It's a thing that young

people have created because we

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care about our mental health.

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I don't care if it's

bare minimum Mondays.

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Eric, you need to--

[alarm beeping]

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Oh, break time.

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I'll be back.

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[crowd chattering]

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Butters!

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Butters, we got a

line out the door.

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People are getting upset.

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I know, sir, I'm sorry.

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Well, where is your friend?

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He-- he hasn't come

back from his break yet.

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Butters Stotch?

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Yes?

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Delivery for you.

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Hey, Butters.

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Ah!

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Eric, where are you?

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I wasn't feeling the best so

I decided to work from home.

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Butters, what's going on?

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Uh, Eric says he's

going to work from home.

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How can he work from home?

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This is an ice cream shop!

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Yeah, no, 'cause

see, I'm actually

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taking a mental health day.

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Yeah, young people can just

ask for a mental health day

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and employers can't deny them.

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It's my mental health day.

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Eric, you need to

come here right now

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or we're both gonna get fired.

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OK, I guess so.

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But don't forget that tomorrow

is take it easy Tuesdays.

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OK, thanks for coming

and have a creamy day.

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Hi, hope you're

having a creamy day.

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Can I help you?

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You know what's total

bullcrap, Butters?

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It's how much money

the owner of this place

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is making while we're out

here busting our asses.

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I mean, what does

that old fart even do?

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Eric, could you please

fill this nice lady's order?

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Oh, yes, let me get that for

you, masa, right away, nah.

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I mean, seriously, Butters.

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Why do we have to

work for the owner?

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We know how to do

all this stuff now.

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We don't even need that guy.

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There has to be a way we

could turn the tables.

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There has to be a way we

could make all the money.

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Wait a minute--

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[dramatic music]

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Butters!

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Butters!

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That's it!

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Eric!

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Kenny!

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(MUFFLED) Jesus Christ, dude.

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Kenny!

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Kenny, you're not

going to believe this,

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but I just quit my job.

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(MUFFLED) You had a job?

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Yes, I had a job.

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But I got fed up, sick of

working my fingers to the bone

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for some piece of shit owner.

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And that's when it hit me.

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Kenny, we should

open a restaurant.

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[defiant music]

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(MUFFLED) Why the fuck

would we open a restaurant?

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You know the hot dog

I've been living in?

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It's an old, like,

historic landmark.

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It's been sitting right in

front of us completely ready

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to go.

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All it would take is some minor

renovations and some care.

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We can make it awesome with

like, fun things for kids

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to do, and rides and games.

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A place that people

from all over Colorado

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would want to come and see.

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And we would be the owners.

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And we could have all

the hot dogs we wanted.

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(MUFFLED) Whoa.

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Aren't you sick of

living like this, Kenny?

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All we need is an

investor and we

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can make our dreams come true.

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And I know somebody

who has a bank account

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and gets paychecks every week.

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No.

No, no, no.

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Thank you, no.

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Butters, don't you

want to invest your money

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in something that matters?

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That's why we came

to your bank to offer

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you this awesome deal.

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What we can do, Eric, is set

up a line of credit for an LLC

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which then pays you back

not only your investment,

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but also principal

in the company.

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But I like my ice cream job.

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I don't want to open a hot dog.

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No, you keep working

at the ice cream shop.

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We're going to

open the hot dog.

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All you do is collect the

money as the investor.

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Yeah, but this is--

this is my money.

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I worked hard for it.

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Butters, it's just like,

you're lucky, you know?

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You have money.

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But look at Kenny.

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Can you imagine what it's

like for him watching

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rich white boys like you

just collecting paycheck

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after paycheck, while

he wallows in the filth

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of his tiny house?

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(MUFFLED) The fuck?

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Butters, Kenny

deserves a chance to be

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able to work like you do.

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Please, give him that chance.

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Ugh, I just give a bit of

my paycheck every week to

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you guys?

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And we pay you back

as soon as we make

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our first dollar, Butters.

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You have my word on it.

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Oh, OK.

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Yeah!

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(MUFFLED) Yeah!

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Guys, we're going into

the restaurant business.

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[HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS,

"WORKIN' FOR A LIVIN']

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(SINGING) Some

days won't end ever,

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and some days pass on by.

00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,923

I'll be working here forever,

at least until I die.

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Damned if you do,

damned if you don't.

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I'm supposed to get

a raise next week,

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you know damn well I won't.

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Workin' for a livin', workin'.

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Workin' for a livin', workin'.

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Workin' for a livin',

livin' and a workin'.

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I'm taking what

they're giving because

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I'm workin' for a livin'.

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Hey, I'm not complaining

'cause I really need to work.

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But hittin' up my buddy's

got the feeling like a jerk.

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Hundred dollar car

note, 200 rent.

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I get a check on Friday

but it's already spent.

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Workin' for a livin', workin'.

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Workin' for a livin', workin'.

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Workin' for a livin',

livin' and a workin'.

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I'm taking what they're

giving 'cause I'm working

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for a livin'.

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This is going to be the best

restaurant in Colorado, Kenny.

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And I know exactly

what we should name it.

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Tom, I'm standing out

front of a Colorado icon,

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the old Coney Island Hot

Dog, where the owners

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plan to reopen soon.

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The hot dog stand is going

through major renovations

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and the new name has

just been announced,

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DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure

to be a big hit here in town.

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[laughing] He said it!

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We got him to say

dick and balls!

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[laughing]

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The owners say they're

planning on all kinds

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of rides and games.

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And also, with each hot dog

served here at DikinBaus Hot

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Dogs, they actually

use the ketchup

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to put a nice little

Smiley face on the plate.

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[laughing]

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It's just their sort

of trademark touch.

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The renovations are

supposed to be finished soon

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and the new owners are inviting

everyone to come on down,

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enjoy, and let DikinBaus

put a smile on your buns.

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[laughing]

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Le-- let DikinBaus put

a smile on your buns.

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[laughing]

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Oh.

Hey, Butters.

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We have some of those

first quarter projections

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to show you.

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Do you have the first

quarter projections, Kenny?

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(MUFFLED) Uh, let me see.

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Where did we put those?

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Are you guys just

playing around?

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No, we are

renovating and opening

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an amazing restaurant that

will be extremely profitable.

00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,180

Then why did you

name it DikinBaus?

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Butters, you

are the investor.

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We are the creatives.

00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,143

Well, stop being creative

and open the goddamn restaurant

00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,436

so I can get my money back.

00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,563

So stop dicking around

and wasting my money.

00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,690

Butters, at DikinBaus,

dicking around

00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:38,864

is all we do, dicking

around the competition.

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[door slams]

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[laughing]

00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:51,293

[engine whirring and beeping]

00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:55,172

What on Earth?

00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,757

OK, that's good!

00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,926

Mermaid goes to the mermaid

grotto right over there.

00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,136

Eric!

00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,221

Eric, I think you've

done enough renovations.

00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,347

Mom, no offense,

but will you shut

00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,557

your mouth because

you know nothing

00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,183

about the restaurant business?

00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,269

Excuse me, are

you guys the owners?

00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,271

Yes, we're the owners.

00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,647

Well, we got

your zip line put

00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,190

in but this asphalt

is so old it's not

00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,067

going to hold the eye bolts.

00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,235

Well, what does that mean?

00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,653

I think you've

got to re-asphalt

00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,947

the entire parking area

or just lose the zip line.

00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,199

Well, obviously, we're not

going to lose the zip line.

00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,325

So let's see what we can do.

00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,577

All right.

00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,620

Well then, over here

on your mermaid grotto,

00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,581

the mermaid is in but

she can't actually

00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,958

spit water because there's

no plumbing underneath.

00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,293

Jesus Christ.

00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,462

Well, I guess we got to

find a way to add plumbing.

00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,046

All right, everyone,

it's looking good

00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,339

but we have a ways to go.

00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,341

I don't know about you,

but I am exhausted.

00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,759

I think we should just all

take the rest of the day

00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,429

off because it is wet's not

work to hard Wednesdays.

00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,680

All right.

00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,890

Oh, OK.

00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:52,730

Let's not work too hard.

00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,274

[door shuts]

00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,234

Back from work, Butters?

00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,194

Oh.

00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,904

Hey, Mom and Dad.

00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,157

You must be so tired from

selling all that ice cream.

00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,366

Well, yeah.

00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,285

It was a pretty long night.

00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,162

A long night, he says.

00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,538

That's great, Butters.

00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:13,000

Only problem is, if you're

really working at a job,

00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,046

then why is there $0

in your bank account?

00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,214

What?

00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,716

So now what are you

really doing, young man?

00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,759

$0?

00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,177

But I've been

working every day.

00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,220

Oh, sure.

00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,055

I know exactly how it is.

00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,224

You say you have to work so

you can get out of the house,

00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,060

get away from the family and

you go down to that glory hole

00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,269

down on Fourth and Larimer.

00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,646

Oh, my god.

Butters!

00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,397

And while your family

thinks you're at your job,

00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,857

you're actually

strapped face down

00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,527

on a bed at the Brighton

Motel, taking any load you

00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,402

can find on Adultfriendfinder.

00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,362

Ahh!

00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,905

[crying]

00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:43,906

It's the lies!

00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,657

It's the lies!

00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,033

I can't take anymore.

00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,244

I'm going to go to the office

and get some work done.

00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,620

[door slams]

00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,163

[crying]

00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,999

That son of a gun.

00:13:53,999 --> 00:14:00,089

Wee!

00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:03,050

Wee!

00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,343

[phone ringing]

00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,261

Oh, man.

00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,929

It's the stupid bank.

00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:07,721

Hey, Butters.

00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,931

Gosh dang it, Eric!

00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,349

What the hell do you

think you're doing?

00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,684

You can't just

take my money out

00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,560

of my gosh dang bank account--

- Butters--

00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,978

--without my permission--

00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,438

Butter-- Butters!

00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,898

Butters, would you relax?

00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,401

Where's all the money

gone from my bank account?

00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,361

You said to get

things moving.

00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,572

We needed the

funds to go faster.

00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,448

You said you'd never

access my account

00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,616

without my permission!

00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,909

Butters, we're

about to reopen

00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,495

a historic landmark that

means something to people.

00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,289

You think I'm just doing

all this for the fun of it?

00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,790

Hang on a second.

00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,459

Wee!

00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,711

We're creating jobs, Butters.

00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,837

And we're helping people.

00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,964

Then open the

stupid place, Eric.

00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,257

Fine!

00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,550

We'll start hiring

tomorrow morning

00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260

and we'll be open

by the afternoon.

00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,553

And trust me, Butters.

00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,180

When we open and you see

how successful it is,

00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:57,479

you're going to

apologize to me.

00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,151

What the hell is going on?

00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,235

Why is nobody showing up?

00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,070

(MUFFLED) I don't know, dude.

00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,071

Hey.

Hey!

00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,698

Excuse me.

00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,909

You want to come work at

DikinBaus for minimum wage?

00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,495

No.

00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,997

That's because your

generation is lazy.

00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,624

You got all comfy

during the pandemic.

00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,500

Nobody knows how

to work anymore!

00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:24,173

[truck engine idling]

00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,051

They're saying you people

here might have a job?

00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,010

Yes!

00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,512

Please, have a seat.

00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,765

Um, so, what kind of

experience do you have?

00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,933

Well, I was working

down at the Budd factory

00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,103

in Fort Collins but then Joe

Biden caused a recession,

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so they took my job.

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Whoa!

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Then I worked

over at Waffle House

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but they decided

they needed employees

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to be more "inclusive,"

so they took my job.

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(MUFFLED) Sorry to hear that.

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And then I got let go

from the bowling alley

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and all I want is a damn job.

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Well, I believe that

we here at DikinBaus

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would like to hire

you immediately.

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OK.

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Can I work from home?

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(MUFFLED) What?

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No, you can't work from home.

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It's a hot dog stand.

00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,465

Well, I could

work here but I'll

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need mental health

days off to deal

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with the toxic environment.

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Where do people

get this stuff?

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All right, fine.

00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,681

Never mind, we don't

want to hire you.

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You're going to take my job?

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They took my job!

00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,395

They took yer job!

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Took my job!

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Durk-a-dur!

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[engine revving]

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(ROOSTER-LIKE) Took-er-jabs!

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Good morning, everyone.

00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,706

After an exhaustive

search for employees,

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we have determined that you

are the best of the best.

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[baby cooing]

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Yes.

00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,258

We're sure you're excited to

be part of the DikinBaus team.

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And we are certainly

glad to have you here.

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We're happy to be here.

00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,221

Shut up, Scott.

00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,056

Now listen, it's going to

take dedication and drive

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to get this place open.

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Isn't that right, Kenny?

00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,893

Sorry, Kenny is working

from home today because it's

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his mental health day.

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(MUFFLED) Hey, guys.

00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,397

Hi.

00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,023

Now there may

not be many of us.

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But in order to open,

we're going to have to--

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Do I get mental

health days too?

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Oh, here we go.

00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,696

Fine, Clyde, what

days do you need

00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,739

to have mental health days?

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Well, how should

I know until I'm

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feeling mentally unhealthy?

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Goddammit, you guys.

00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,618

It isn't going to

work like this, OK?

00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,038

Um, I'm also going to need

5 minute breaks every hour

00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622

to check my insulin levels.

00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,790

You're fucking joking.

00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,375

This is a goddamn

restaurant, you guys.

00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,294

There's no time for diabetes!

00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,045

You don't hear Mrs. Anderson

complaining about her

00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,048

time off.

00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:33,635

{\an8}I don't work on

no-thinky Thursdays.

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Oh, that's it!

00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,221

That's it, I give up.

00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,639

It's impossible to open

any kind of business

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these days when this generation

doesn't know how to work.

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Hey, fellers.

00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,811

Oh, great.

00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146

Now the bank is here.

00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,148

Scrooge McButters to

collect on his money.

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You haven't made any money.

00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,278

Butters, the

truth is, we tried.

00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,905

The fact of the matter

is, the US government

00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,782

failed this generation

by shutting down

00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,991

businesses in the pandemic.

00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,326

And now they don't

know how to go back.

00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,661

I'm sorry, but we

lost all your money.

00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,164

But there is a good side to

this because as you can see,

00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,832

I now have a house

that has slides,

00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,125

and games, and a

mermaid grotto.

00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,878

And you can come and

hang out all you want.

00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:12,674

Gosh dang it!

00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:17,679

[dinging]

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Attention, everyone.

00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,891

DikinBaus is now

open for business.

00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,811

[bubbling]

00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:30,859

[metal banging]

00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:35,364

[frying]

00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,615

Welcome to DikinBaus.

00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,536

How can I help you?

00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:44,665

[squirting]

00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,707

There you are, ma'am.

00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,042

Thank you.

00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,253

Oh, look at the little

smile on the plate, honey.

00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,715

Oh, you like that, don't you?

00:18:53,715 --> 00:19:00,430

[swishing]

00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,724

You guys, it's working.

00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,725

We're doing it!

00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:04,726

(MUFFLED) All right!

00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:09,064

[crowd chattering]

00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,357

Mm.

00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,900

Hey, that's a

pretty good hot dog.

00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,695

I just love to have all the

fun stuff for kids to do here.

00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:21,577

[kids laughing]

00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,997

Hey, great job, kid.

00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,748

You really did it, Eric.

00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,083

Congratulations, Eric.

00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,751

You're a hero.

00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,752

Oh, my god.

00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:31,587

Oh, my god.

00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:36,884

{\an8}This is a dream come true.

00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,594

Well, congratulations,

young man.

00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,596

DikinBaus Hot Dogs

is a big success

00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,223

and here's your first

return on your investment.

00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,392

I'm sure there's

many more to come.

00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,102

Oh, I made my

money back, huh?

00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,562

Now what I'm

thinking, Butters,

00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,439

is that we should grow

your business by applying

00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,192

for a corporate loan, which

could pay you dividends

00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,235

as you expand the

company into new areas.

00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,653

Yeah, I wasn't thinking that.

00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,989

See, all I ever wanted

was just to do my job,

00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,659

learn how to work, and help

Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream.

00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,703

So I'm thinking I'm actually

going to conduct a market

00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,330

analysis to look

for potential buyers

00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,124

and roll over the company

as an exit strategy.

00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,626

Well, you could

do that but I think

00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,461

you'd have trouble

getting investors

00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,797

who will commit major capital

for just partial ownership.

00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,132

Yeah.

00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,759

So that's why I want to

approach overseas investors

00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,886

who will buy the IP, the

restaurant operations,

00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,179

and the real estate outright.

00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,805

But you couldn't do

that because there's

00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,141

already tenants in the building

who have to be relocated.

00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,768

Yeah, I thought of that too.

00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,979

Come on in.

00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,648

Hello.

00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,026

Wait, so you two have already

discussed some kind of deal?

00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,402

Oh, yes.

00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,321

Butters and I have

been talking and we

00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,989

think that my

little Eric deserves

00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:47,162

to get exactly what he's

been wanting for a long time.

00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,121

No!

00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,164

No, what are you doing?

00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,082

DikinBaus is mine!

00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:56,171

You can't sell DikinBaus!

00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,172

No!

Take me back.

00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,173

No!

00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,549

Please!

00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,009

This picture go over

here, Ms. Cartman?

00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:01,969

Oh, yes.

00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:02,970

That's perfect.

00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,013

Thank you.

00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,848

Wha-- what is this?

00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,643

The new owners paid for us

to have our old house back.

00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,854

I don't want my old

house, I want DikinBaus!

00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,022

Come on.

00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:15,023

No!

00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,150

No!

00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,694

There you go, Eric.

00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,363

It's your old room just

like you always wanted.

00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,365

But I hate this stupid house!

00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,033

I don't want to be here.

00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:28,161

I want to be in DikinBaus!

00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,746

DikinBaus is awesome.

00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,872

This place sucks.

00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,082

Please!

00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,876

[crying] I want--

00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,421

DikinBaus!

00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,048

I want my DikinBaus!

00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,091

DikinBaus!

00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,218

DikinBaus!

00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,638

[theme music]

00:00:03,613 --> 00:00:05,583

В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ,

НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ

00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:12,280

Соберу я свой рюкзак и поеду в Саус Парк.

00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,480

Дружелюбный здесь народ, благочестие цветёт.

00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,770

В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь и печали забываешь.

00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:22,310

Стоит только выйти в свет,

все кричат: «Привет, сосед!».

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В Саус Парке не печалься, отдыхай и расслабляйся.

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В Саус Парке ждут тебя мои верные друзья.

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13 МИНУТ НА РАБОТЕ

00:04:08,674 --> 00:04:10,674

37 МИНУТ НА РАБОТЕ

00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:41,879

1.2 ЧАСА НА РАБОТЕ

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КАФЕ-МОРОЖЕНОЕ

00:05:00,589 --> 00:05:01,541

ОТКРОЙ МЕНЯ

00:05:31,912 --> 00:05:33,938

3 ЧАСА И 2 МИНУТЫ НА РАБОТЕ

00:06:49,429 --> 00:06:50,959

Едрить-колотить, чел!

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А ты работал?

00:07:11,187 --> 00:07:13,030

Где мы, блин, откроем кафе?

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БАНК САУС ПАРКА

ССУДЫ И ВКЛАДЫ

00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:28,826

Слышишь!..

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ИДЕИ

ГОРКИ, АТТРАКЦИОНЫ

00:09:39,618 --> 00:09:40,252

ВЛАДЕЛЕЦ РЕСТОРАНА

00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:42,385

ПАЛЕСЕЙД, КОЛОРАДО

00:09:47,599 --> 00:09:49,707

ГОРЧИЧНАЯ ФЕРМА

ДЕГУСТАЦИЯ

00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:02,725

МЕНЮ: ИДЕАЛЬНЫЙ ХОТ-ДОГ, ХОТ-ДОГ С ЧИЛИ,

КЛАССИЧЕСКИЙ С КОЛБАСКОЙ, ИНДЕЙКА, ВЕГАН-ДОГ

00:11:10,968 --> 00:11:13,266

Я думал, он у тебя.

00:14:53,072 --> 00:14:54,272

«САЛЯМИ НЕТ»

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ТРЕБУЮТСЯ СОТРУДНИКИ

СТАНЬТЕ ЧАСТЬЮ КОМАНДЫ

00:15:02,937 --> 00:15:04,448

Не знаю, чувак.

00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,058

Жаль слышать.

00:16:01,736 --> 00:16:02,439

Чего?

00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,070

Привет.

00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,644

Ништяк!

00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,450

ГОЛОСИ ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ

СПАРОДІЙОВАНО... ЩЕ Й КЕПСЬКО. У СЕРІАЛІ

00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,570

Є ГРУБА ЛЕКСИКА І ВІН НЕ

РЕКОМЕНДУЄТЬСЯ ДЛЯ ПЕРЕГЛЯДУ НІКОМУ.

00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:12,080

Їду я у Саус Парк

Проведу тут гарно час

00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,420

Всюди дружні тут обличчя

І привітні повсякчас

00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:18,680

Пхаюсь я у Саус Парк

Щоб забути всі проблеми

00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:22,240

Паркінг є тут за потреби

Люди кличуть: «Гей, сусідо!»

00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:25,420

Пруся я у Саус Парк

Трохи випустити пар

00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:32,200

Приїжджайте й ви сюди

Будуть друзі всі мої

00:03:23,964 --> 00:03:27,487

13:43

13 ХВИЛИН РОБОТИ

00:04:06,862 --> 00:04:10,182

14:07

37 ХВИЛИН РОБОТИ

00:04:37,807 --> 00:04:40,817

15:15

1.2 ГОДИНИ РОБОТИ

00:04:41,879 --> 00:04:43,379

У ВІЛЛІ МОРОЗЕНКА

ШУКАЄМО ПРАЦІВНИКІВ

00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,650

ВІДКРИЙ МЕНЕ

00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:33,470

16:32

3 ГОДИНИ І 2 ХВИЛИНИ РОБОТИ...

00:07:47,929 --> 00:07:49,953

БАНК САУС ПАРКА

ЗАОЩАДЖЕННЯ ТА ПОЗИКИ

00:09:09,127 --> 00:09:11,727

ІДЕЇ ДЛЯ АТРАКЦІОНІВ

00:09:19,509 --> 00:09:21,909

ПЛАН ДИЗАЙНУ РЕСТОРАНУ

00:09:39,275 --> 00:09:40,285

ВЛАСНИК РЕСТОРАНУ

00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:42,190

ТУРИ НА ФЕРМУ

00:09:47,599 --> 00:09:49,249

ГІРЧИЧНА ФЕРМА

СЬОГОДНІ ДЕГУСТАЦІЯ

00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:00,830

МЕНЮ

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ПОТРІБНІ ПРАЦІВНИКИ

МИ НАЙМАЄМО