Глубокое обучение — Клайд использует ChatGPT для того, чтобы писать красивые сообщения своей девушке. Он рассказывает об этом Стэну, чтобы тот мог использовать ИИ для общения с Венди. О ChatGPT знают ещё несколько учеников, которые с его помощью пишут рефераты. Школьное правление отправляет в школу специалиста, который при помощи сокола должен найти учеников, которые жульничают при помощи чат-бота.

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Описание

Клайд использует ChatGPT для того, чтобы писать красивые сообщения своей девушке. Он рассказывает об этом Стэну, чтобы тот мог использовать ИИ для общения с Венди. О ChatGPT знают ещё несколько учеников, которые с его помощью пишут рефераты. Школьное правление отправляет в школу специалиста, который при помощи сокола должен найти учеников, которые жульничают при помощи чат-бота.

Субтитры

00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,593 Девочки! Девочки, божечки! О, божечки!
00:00:43,593 --> 00:00:45,528 -Что такое? -Что случилось, Бебе?
00:00:45,528 --> 00:00:47,864 Клайд только что прислал мне еще одно сообщение.
00:00:49,165 --> 00:00:50,800 Что там написано?
00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,835 Я написала ему, думает ли он обо мне всё время,
00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:54,337 и он ответил,
00:00:54,337 --> 00:00:56,038 "Сказать мне всегда несложно
00:00:56,038 --> 00:00:58,674 Про такую, как ты, забыть невозможно".
00:01:00,109 --> 00:01:02,678 Правда же, он присылает лучшие сообщения?
00:01:02,678 --> 00:01:04,347 - Да, точно! - Конечно.
00:01:04,347 --> 00:01:06,182 Вчера я написала ему: "Как ты понимаешь,
00:01:06,182 --> 00:01:08,184 что ты в меня влюблен?" И он сказал,
00:01:08,184 --> 00:01:10,353 "Я знаю, что влюблен в тебя, потому что, проводя с тобой время
00:01:10,353 --> 00:01:11,721 я чувствую себя как дома
00:01:11,721 --> 00:01:13,656 и не могу представить жизнь без тебя".
00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,391 - Оу! - Это так мило!
00:01:15,391 --> 00:01:16,692 Это Клайд написал?
00:01:16,692 --> 00:01:18,160 ОМГ, Клайд.
00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,196 Ты действительно так сильно обо мне заботишься?
00:01:20,196 --> 00:01:22,698 А Стэн разговаривает с тобой так, Венди?
00:01:22,698 --> 00:01:24,400 Нет. Каждый раз, когда я посылаю
00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,303 Стэну сообщение, он отвечает эмодзи "палец вверх".
00:01:27,303 --> 00:01:29,839 Видимо, Клайд просто очень запал на меня.
00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,207 О, он отвечает!
00:01:31,207 --> 00:01:33,509 "Да, ты действительно важна мне
00:01:33,509 --> 00:01:35,845 Ты много значишь для меня, и ты мне очень дорога".
00:01:37,513 --> 00:01:39,315 Он точно влюблен в тебя, Бебе!
00:01:39,315 --> 00:01:41,517 Просто парень мечты!
00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:49,590 <i>- Я так скучаю, не могу дождаться встречи - Я очень ценю время, проведенное с тобой - Как прошел твой день?</i>
00:01:49,591 --> 00:01:51,591 <i>- Всегда тебе благодарна - Привет, Стэн, я думаю о тебе - Доброй ночи, сладких снов!</i>
00:01:51,592 --> 00:01:53,592 <i>- Твоему папе получше? - Я всегда буду рядом</i>
00:01:56,265 --> 00:01:58,868 Привет, Стэн, найдешь время поговорить сегодня?
00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:01,704 Я чувствую себя немного неуверенно из-за кое-чего.
00:02:18,354 --> 00:02:20,022 Эй, Клайд, можно с тобой поговорить?
00:02:20,022 --> 00:02:22,358 Конечно, бро Ну..,
00:02:22,358 --> 00:02:24,093 Венди подошла ко мне с обиженным видом
00:02:24,093 --> 00:02:26,295 потому что думает, что она мне безразлична
00:02:26,295 --> 00:02:28,064 Ага.
00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,433 И она сказала, что хотела бы, чтобы я отвечал на ее сообщения
00:02:30,433 --> 00:02:32,101 так, как Клайд отвечает на сообщения Бебе.
00:02:32,101 --> 00:02:34,603 И, типа... как ты это делаешь?
00:02:34,603 --> 00:02:37,206 ChatGPT, чувак.
00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:39,942 ChatGPT? Да, чувак,
00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:41,911 есть куча приложений и программ, которые можно скачать
00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:44,447 они используют OpenAI, и делают всю писанину за тебя.
00:02:44,447 --> 00:02:46,916 Люди используют их, чтобы писать стихи, резюме,
00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,217 но для чего они действительно хороши
00:02:48,217 --> 00:02:49,485 это общение с девчонками.
00:02:49,485 --> 00:02:50,953 Вот. Зацени
00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:53,122 Есть куча приложений ChatGPT
00:02:53,122 --> 00:02:54,890 Берем последнюю фигню, которую
00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:56,625 Бебе написала мне Копирую текст
00:02:54,891 --> 00:02:56,890 {\an8}<i>Как думаешь, мне пойдет, если подстригусь коротко?</i>
00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:58,494 потом открываю приложение GPT,
00:02:58,494 --> 00:03:01,464 выбираю "ответ", вставляю её текст сюда, нажимаю "написать"
00:03:01,464 --> 00:03:03,165 Оно думает секунду
00:03:03,165 --> 00:03:04,633 "Ты будешь великолепна с любой длиной волос!
00:03:04,633 --> 00:03:06,068 Пробовать новый образ прикольно".
00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:08,838 Копирую это в сообщения и отправляю.
00:03:08,838 --> 00:03:11,107 Это очень просто и удобно, и экономит мне кучу времени
00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,842 потому что она пишет мне чертовски много.
00:03:12,842 --> 00:03:15,077 Господи Иисусе!
00:03:15,077 --> 00:03:17,246 "Я, наверное, не буду этого делать, но спасибо за поддержку".
00:03:17,246 --> 00:03:19,482 Вырезать. Вставить. Написать. Вырезать. Сообщения. Вставить.
00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:20,750 Отправить. Вот.
00:03:20,774 --> 00:03:23,174 <i>Я рад, что ты ощущаешь поддержку, неважно сделаешь ты это или нет</i>
00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:26,822 И закончил с её тупым дерьмом.
00:03:26,822 --> 00:03:28,190 Это реально такая программа?
00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:30,426 Она полностью изменит твою жизнь, братан
00:03:30,426 --> 00:03:32,828 Только... Только никому не говори, а?
00:03:32,828 --> 00:03:35,031 Если Бебе узнает, я - покойник.
00:03:46,406 --> 00:03:47,777 {\an8}<i>- Я всегда рядом</i>
00:03:46,407 --> 00:03:49,339 <i>- Привет, Стэн, найдешь время поговорить сегодня? Я чувствую себя немного неуверенно из-за кое-чего - Я словно теряю тебя, возможно, нам не судьба быть вместе</i>
00:04:02,592 --> 00:04:03,951 <i>Я не хочу потерять тебя. Мы что-нибудь</i>
00:04:10,948 --> 00:04:14,911 <i>Я не хочу потерять тебя. Мы что-нибудь придумаем, если ты готова. Я верю, что у нас получится. Не будем отказываться друг от друга</i>
00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:30,359 <i>Спасибо, Стэн! Мне не хватало общения. Я вижу, как ты пытаешься</i>
00:04:40,588 --> 00:04:44,759 <i>Всегда пожалуйста. Я понимаю, как тебе важно общение, и обещаю приложить все усилия, чтобы поддерживать нашу связь</i>
00:05:22,271 --> 00:05:23,739 Алло?
00:05:23,739 --> 00:05:25,908 Эй, Стэн, я так и не получила
00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,376 Что не получила?
00:05:27,376 --> 00:05:28,978 Ты спросил меня, хочу ли я
00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:31,080 сказку на ночь про лягушек или песню про лебедей.
00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,715 И я сказала сказку на ночь!
00:05:32,715 --> 00:05:33,983 А, да, я написал её.
00:05:33,983 --> 00:05:35,451 Отправлю тебе прямо сейчас.
00:05:35,451 --> 00:05:36,785 Хорошо, пока!
00:05:39,236 --> 00:05:41,110 <i>Напиши милую сказку на ночь про лягушек</i>
00:05:42,247 --> 00:05:44,232 <i>Давным-давно в тихом пруду жила семья лягушек. Они любили прыгать, квакать и веселиться</i>
00:05:55,671 --> 00:05:58,107 Хорошо, дети, садитесь по местам
00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,808 Я оценил ваши экзаменационные эссе,
00:05:59,808 --> 00:06:02,811 и должен сказать, что многие из них просто ужасны.
00:06:02,811 --> 00:06:06,248 Однако были и такие эссе, которыми я очень доволен.
00:06:06,248 --> 00:06:08,083 У Клайда было отличное эссе
00:06:08,083 --> 00:06:10,152 на тему "Трудовые союзы 1840-х годов
00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:12,354 и их влияние на промышленную революцию".
00:06:12,354 --> 00:06:14,190 Давайте похлопаем Клайду, дети!
00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:15,491 Отличная работа, Клайд.
00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:18,194 Спасибо. Спасибо.
00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:20,596 Ага. Что?
00:06:20,596 --> 00:06:23,332 Вот кто никогда не пишет хороших эссе, Баттерс,
00:06:23,332 --> 00:06:26,502 написал потрясающую работу на тему "Польша после холодной войны
00:06:26,502 --> 00:06:29,004 и меняющееся обеспечение безопасности".
00:06:29,004 --> 00:06:30,639 Зачет с плюсом, Баттерс!
00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:32,708 О, эээ... спасибо.
00:06:34,255 --> 00:06:35,477 У нас также есть еще один ученик
00:06:35,477 --> 00:06:37,613 который написал потрясающе хорошую работу.
00:06:37,613 --> 00:06:40,549 Она называется "Феминистская неолиберальная перспектива
00:06:40,549 --> 00:06:44,320 послевоенного Афганистана" от Эрика Картмана!
00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,555 Ах, да, спасибо, спасибо.
00:06:48,791 --> 00:06:52,628 А на этой неделе у нас появился новенький в клубе "Зачет плюс".
00:06:52,628 --> 00:06:55,397 За удивительное эссе под названием "Написание политики
00:06:55,397 --> 00:06:58,167 улучшения прав рабочих-мигрантов".
00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:59,868 Давайте похлопаем Стэну!
00:07:08,844 --> 00:07:10,713 Так, что, черт возьми, происходит?!
00:07:10,713 --> 00:07:12,381 Ты скажи <i>мне</i>, что происходит!
00:07:12,381 --> 00:07:16,352 Очевидно, кто-то рассказал Стэну о ChatGPT!
00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:18,187 Вы, пацаны, тоже используете его для написания эссе!
00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:19,688 Да, мы все им пользуемся,
00:07:19,688 --> 00:07:21,657 и у нас был договор, что мы больше никому не скажем
00:07:21,657 --> 00:07:23,092 потому что тогда все начнут им пользоваться
00:07:23,092 --> 00:07:24,526 и мистер Гаррисон догадается!
00:07:24,526 --> 00:07:26,395 Так кто же проболтался Стэну?
00:07:26,395 --> 00:07:28,697 Я показал его Стэну как инструмент для переписки с девушкой
00:07:28,697 --> 00:07:30,366 Черт возьми, Клайд!
00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:33,769 Нельзя использовать шикарный инструмент обмана, чтобы болтать с девушками!
00:07:33,769 --> 00:07:35,671 Ты всё испортишь!
00:07:35,671 --> 00:07:37,539 Это не должно быть всем доступно, пацаны!
00:07:37,539 --> 00:07:39,341 Если все начнут использовать ChatGPT,
00:07:39,341 --> 00:07:41,277 то мы потеряем наше несправедливое преимущество.
00:08:07,469 --> 00:08:09,738 Вот жеж епвашумать!
00:08:25,454 --> 00:08:27,556 Если они узнают, что нам больше не нужно работать,
00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:30,225 то и они не захотят работать, и нам всем конец!
00:08:30,225 --> 00:08:32,127 Кто первым нашел ChatGPT
00:08:32,127 --> 00:08:33,595 и решил использовать его для эссе?
00:08:33,595 --> 00:08:34,897 Баттерс. Точно.
00:08:34,897 --> 00:08:36,298 Но потом Баттерс рассказал мне об этом,
00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,966 а я сказал ему, чтобы он больше никому не рассказывал!
00:08:37,966 --> 00:08:40,235 Верно, но потом ты пошел и проболтался об этом Клайду.
00:08:40,235 --> 00:08:42,137 Именно так. Я был немного взволнован.
00:08:42,137 --> 00:08:44,340 Пацаны, я больше никому не скажу!
00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:46,775 Думаете, я хочу, чтобы Венди узнала об этом?
00:08:46,775 --> 00:08:49,078 Прекрасно. Значит, мы все в одной лодке
00:08:49,078 --> 00:08:51,847 Но вам, пацаны, нужно осторожно им пользоваться
00:08:51,847 --> 00:08:53,582 Потому что как только вы втянете в это девчонок,
00:08:53,582 --> 00:08:54,817 они всё испортят.
00:08:54,817 --> 00:08:56,485 Прямо как рабство.
00:09:03,926 --> 00:09:06,195 Боже, я не могу этого вынести, Рик!
00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:07,963 Что такое?
00:09:07,963 --> 00:09:10,799 Да постоянно надо ставить оценки этим дурацким эссе
00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:13,335 Я должен прочесть их все и прокомментировать каждое.
00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,871 Господи. Что-то произошло,
00:09:15,871 --> 00:09:18,607 и теперь некоторые пишут такие длинные,
00:09:18,607 --> 00:09:21,477 подробные эссе. Я не знаю, что происходит.
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,479 Наверное, я очень хорошо их учил,
00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,280 может быть, даже слишком хорошо.
00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,982 Ага...
00:09:26,982 --> 00:09:29,852 Ты слышал про ChatGPT?
00:09:29,852 --> 00:09:32,621 - ChatGP-что за херня?
00:09:32,621 --> 00:09:35,023 Есть уже несколько разных приложений
00:09:35,023 --> 00:09:36,859 У него есть искусственный интеллект, оно берет любую тему
00:09:36,859 --> 00:09:38,193 и может мгновенно выдать
00:09:38,193 --> 00:09:41,163 любой вид контента, который нужен
00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,664 Погоди-ка..
00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:45,367 Есть приложение, которое может использовать каждый
00:09:45,367 --> 00:09:47,903 и оно думает и пишет за тебя?
00:09:47,903 --> 00:09:49,405 Да.
00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:51,407 Ну, это просто потрясающе!
00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:53,075 Я могу использовать его для оценки всех работ,
00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:55,144 и никто никогда не узнает!
00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:56,645 Угу, конечно.
00:09:56,645 --> 00:09:58,547 Я просто введу заголовок эссе,
00:09:58,547 --> 00:10:00,048 и оно сгенерирует комментарий,
00:10:00,048 --> 00:10:02,050 и мне даже не придется читать эти глупости!
00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:03,852 Да, и тогда у тебя будет больше свободного времени.
00:10:03,852 --> 00:10:06,755 Как здорово. Большое спасибо!
00:10:06,755 --> 00:10:09,491 Только надо убедиться, что никто не узнает, что я хитрю.
00:10:09,491 --> 00:10:11,026 О, и... слушай, Рик?
00:10:11,026 --> 00:10:12,528 Да?
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,063 Спасибо, что сегодня ответил на все мои сообщения
00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:16,498 Это так поддерживает меня
00:10:16,498 --> 00:10:19,935 О, да. Не вопрос.
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,399 Хорошее заведение, да?
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,567 Да, очень хорошее.
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,136 Ну, это не большое событие,
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,871 но я просто хотела пригласить тебя куда-нибудь
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,540 чтобы сказать спасибо, Стэн. За что?
00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,308 За то, что ты пошел навстречу и поработал над общением
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,643 когда я об этом попросила
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,146 О, это круто.
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,214 То, о чем мы говорили, Стэн,
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:50,283 это действительно помогает мне.
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:54,154 Я не чувствую себя такой одинокой и непонятой
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,589 Я так долго боялась кому-то рассказать о том
00:10:56,589 --> 00:11:00,059 что случилось со мной, когда мне было шесть лет.
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,794 Да. И...
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,964 все, что ты сказал об этом, было как раз кстати
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:08,034 Это изменило мое отношение ко всему этому.
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,770 Ага
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:14,474 И когда ты сказал, что с тобой произошло то же самое, я...
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:15,842 Я не могла поверить.
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,845 Ты был дома, когда это случилось?
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,780 Угу. Но ты прав
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,515 Мы не можем зацикливаться на таких вещах.
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,350 Ты во многом прав.
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,287 Я только одного не понимаю.
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,789 Насчет аварии на лодке в Швейцарии?
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:32,192 Авария на лодке в Швейцарии...
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,527 это было жестко.
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,162 Мне казалось, ты говорил, что это было здорово.
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:39,532 Это было здорово. И очень жестко.
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:43,469 Но как это привело к тому, что случилось с твоим кузеном?
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,971 О, черт. Который час?
00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:46,439 Начало пятого
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,874 О, черт. Мама сказала мне быть дома
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,108 как раз в начале пятого
00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,944 Прости, Венди. Мне нужно идти.
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,713 Нет, нет, нет, всё в порядке. Мне тоже пора.
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,881 Ок, хорошо.
00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,318 Большое спасибо, Стэн.
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,489 Спасибо, что ты единственный настоящий человек в моей жизни.
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,864 Твою мать
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,969 "О, Бебе, твое имя как песня
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,005 Мелодия, застрявшая в моей голове так надолго
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,908 Не могу не улыбаться, когда слышу его...
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,344 Бебе, это имя всегда в моей голове".
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,713 Боже, как очевидно.
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,649 "Мечтаю проводить свои дни с тобой, Бебе".
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,585 В Южном парке или где-нибудь еще.
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,254 Разговаривать, смеяться, просто быть вместе".
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,190 "Во сне, который, надеюсь, будет длиться вечно".
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,826 Простите, мистер Гаррисон?
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,595 Мистер Гаррисон?!
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,197 А, да. Что?
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,833 Извините, но мне нужно быстро обратиться к вашему классу.
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,769 О, да, конечно. Давайте.
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:53,539 П'нятно, дети, мне нужно обсудить очень серьезный вопрос.
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:56,776 Ходят слухи, что кто-то в этой школе
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:01,414 использует технологии искусственного интеллекта для написания эссе
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,923 Ну и безумие! Кто бы мог такое сделать?
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,559 Я знаю, что все в этой школе честные,
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,595 трудолюбивые, П'нятно
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,398 даже не захотели бы использовать этот "ЧатГБД".
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,533 ЧатГПТ!
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,702 П'нятно, но школьный совет
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,637 решил обратиться в компанию
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,973 которая может обнаружить искусственный интеллект в школьных работах
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,609 и убедиться, что никто здесь не списывает.
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,544 Они... Они что хотят?
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,447 Мы просто соберем все школьные работы, которые сможем...
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,748 Стоп, стоп, стоп
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:36,916 И затем проанализируем их
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,751 на предмет наличия ИИ, ясно?
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,653 Ну, они... эти еще не готовы.
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,055 Не волнуйтесь. Мы вернем их вам
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,723 после того, как проверяющие их посмотрят
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,291 П'нятно, дети, извините за вторжение.
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,126 Возвращайтесь к своим делам. П'нятно.
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,496 Черт побери!
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,931 Я же говорил вам, что это случится!
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,166 И что нам делать?!
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,767 Мы ничего не можем сделать. Всё кончено!
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,069 Мы потеряли наше несправедливое преимущество.
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,603 Не это главное.
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,305 Если они узнают, что я использовал OpenAI для занятий,
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,007 Венди узнает, что я использовал его на ней,
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,475 и это её раздавит!
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,510 - Чувак, то же самое. - Бебе меня убьет.
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,179 И кто в этом виноват, пацаны?
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,014 Я говорил вам, что как только вы втягиваете женщин во что-то,
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,316 они вс разрушат, как разрушили рабство.
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,584 Ладно, Эрик, не мог бы ты объяснить
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,319 как именно женщины разрушили рабство?
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,822 Нет, не могу, ведь больше нельзя пользоваться ChatGPT
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,923 потому что нас спалили!
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,458 Слушай, может...
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,860 возможно, эта технология обнаружения ИИ не сработает.
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,595 Неважно, сработает или нет
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,197 Шило в мешке не утаили!
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,498 Это должно было быть <i>нашей</i> темой
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,800 для нас, чтобы получить преимущество, но теперь...
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,372 Твою мать, ну-ка свлил от сюда нахер!
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,777 П'нятно, я просто немного запутался.
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:41,047 Считаете, мы <i>не должны</i> анализировать школьные задания детей
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,049 на предмет использования ИИ приложений?
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,617 Слушайте, просто...
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,452 это очень несправедливо по отношению к детям.
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,888 Что мы хотим сказать? Что не доверяем им?
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,690 Ну боже мой!
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,960 Но разве вы не думаете, что если дети не пишут работы сами,
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,228 мы должны знать?
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,063 И чего люди боятся?
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,365 Что искусственный интеллект заменит настоящих писателей?
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,633 Что Голливуд станет
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,902 просто безвкусной переработкой старых идей?
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,405 Он уже такой! ИИ может помочь!
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,707 Ну, не понимаю, чего вы от меня хотите.
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,308 Да?
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:10,877 <i>Мистер Мэки, техник</i>
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,378 <i>из школьного совета</i>
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:14,447 <i>только что заехал на парковку.</i>
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:31,531 Кто-то здесь использует технологию искусственного интеллекта, чтобы делать уроки?!
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,601 Если здесь используется ChatGPT,
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,270 я найду его.
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,938 Бич Сумрака! Лети!
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,184 Здравствуйте.
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,919 Я психолог начальной школы Южного Парка.
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:56,289 Это один из наших учителей, мистер Гаррисон.
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,057 Меня...
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,259 нанял школьный совет округа Парк
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,028 чтобы определить, используют ли ученики
00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:06,532 технологию генеративного ИИ для своих работ
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,068 Да, мы рады с вами поработать
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,703 У нас тут много замечательных учеников.
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:16,042 Достаточно одного ученика
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,345 А потом это распространяется как рак.
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,648 Идем, Бич Сумрака!
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,952 Найдем этого мошенника, использующего ChatGPT!
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,547 Меня уволят. Вот и всё.
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,251 Мистер Гаррисон, можно с вами поговорить?
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,753 Это важно, Стэн?
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,255 Потому что у меня сейчас кое-какие дела.
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,157 Да, это важно.
00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:51,494 Когда ты сделал что-то не так,
00:16:51,494 --> 00:16:52,628 иногда лучший выход -
00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:54,964 просто выйти и признать это.
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:57,133 Хорошо.
00:16:57,133 --> 00:17:00,703 Ладно, ты прав. Как ты до этого додумался?
00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:02,605 Клайд рассказал мне об этом.
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,641 Я пришел к вам, потому что если они узнают обо мне,
00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:06,942 а вы накажете меня,
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,045 это очень навредит Венди.
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,514 Я не хочу никого наказывать, Стэн.
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:14,016 Я всё понимаю. Правда?
00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:16,385 Конечно, я думаю, почти весь мир понимает.
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,954 Кому какое дело, кто использует ИИ-приложения?
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,791 Это вс равно, что иметь хорошего помощника писателя.
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,559 Да, как хороший помощник писателя.
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,561 Да! Я имею в виду, ты всё равно
00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:28,030 тратишь время на то, чтобы нажимать на кнопки и все такое.
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,632 Да! Вы правда думаете,
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,000 Венди не расстроится, что я использовал ChatGPT
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,968 чтобы отвечать на её сообщения?
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,804 Погоди. Его можно использовать
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,572 чтобы отвечать на сообщения других людей?!
00:17:43,913 --> 00:17:47,249 Рик! Вот лживый кусок дерьма!
00:17:47,249 --> 00:17:48,651 Но мы же говорили, что можно понять...
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,653 Нет! Это совсем другое!
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,723 Тот, кто использует его для сообщений - монстр!
00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:58,494 П'нятно, пожалуйста, все сохраняйте спокойствие.
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,995 Они поймали его!
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,697 Они нашли ученика, который использовал ИИ-приложения.
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,335 Отойдите! Все назад
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,004 Ученик изолирован внутри.
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,707 Что именно вы нашли?
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,709 Мы просмотрели тысячи работ
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,278 Но потом Бич Сумрака обнаружила тексты чат-бота
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:18,013 в телефоне этого ученика.
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,518 Видите? Она сходит с ума.
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,919 О нет
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,725 Что происходит?
00:18:29,725 --> 00:18:31,293 О, Боже. Нет, нет, нет, нет.
00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:33,763 Сообщения от GPT в телефоне - не её.
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:36,065 Держите детей подальше, Мэки.
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,533 Нельзя дать этому распространиться!
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,669 Я пойду и получу от неё признание
00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:01,390 Ты списывала домашние работы
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,159 Нет, не списывала. Скажи это!
00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:05,594 Ты использовала ChatGPT, чтобы писать эссе
00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:07,930 Признайся перед школой!
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,732 Я сама пишу эссе
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,434 Я не знаю, что делать.
00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:14,003 Я не настолько креативен, чтобы придумать выход из ситуации.
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:16,038 Стоп, придумал
00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:26,868 <i>Напиши историю, про мальчика по имени Стэн из Южного Парка. Стэну надо убедить свою девушку</i>
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:33,313 <i>что ничего страшного, что он обманывал её, используя ИИ для общения. Всё будет хорошо, потому что он скажет, что он не виноват и в конце все согласятся, а девушка его простит</i>
00:19:42,465 --> 00:19:44,200 <i>Давным-давно</i>
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,303 <i>в Южном парке жил мальчик по имени Стэн.</i>
00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:49,605 <i>Стэн очень любил свою девушку,</i>
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,675 <i>но в последнее время он не был с ней откровенен.</i>
00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:54,677 <i>Однажды, когда Стэн пришел в школу,</i>
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:56,846 <i>к нему подошел его лучший друг.</i>
00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:58,881 Чувак, ты слышал, что случилось с твоей девушкой?
00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:00,216 Нет, а что с ней?
00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:02,117 Чел, её поймали на мошенничестве с эссе
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:05,554 <i>И тут Стэн заметил суматоху в коридоре.</i>
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:08,123 Эту ученицу посадят в тюрьму за списывание.
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,826 Наркотики - это плохо, п'нятно?
00:20:10,826 --> 00:20:13,329 Ну-ка подождите!
00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:16,165 Слушайте, мы не можем обвинять людей, которые используют ChatGPT.
00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:17,733 Это не их вина.
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,335 А чья же это вина?
00:20:19,335 --> 00:20:20,836 Я скажу вам
00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:22,838 Это всё гигантские технологические компании, которые захватили OpenAI
00:20:22,838 --> 00:20:25,040 упаковали его, монетизировали и выдали нам
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,042 как можно скорее, чтобы вырваться вперед.
00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:29,211 Открытый ИИ настолько мощный, и он должен быть чем-то
00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:31,413 что каждый может использовать, контролировать и вносить свой вклад.
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,349 Иначе ИИ будет контролироваться корпорациями
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:35,584 которые просто хотят получить несправедливое преимущество, как это делает Картман.
00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:37,853 Эй! Пошел ты, тупой еврей!
00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:39,388 Мы не хотим, чтобы большие корпорации
00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,257 решали, что этично и приемлемо для ИИ.
00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:42,858 Нас всех использовали в своих интересах,
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,326 и именно поэтому моя девушка полностью поймет
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,428 что я использовал ChatGPT, чтобы отвечать на её сообщения.
00:20:46,428 --> 00:20:48,097 Именно так!
00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:50,933 Полагаю, теперь мы можем вас отпустить, мэм.
00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,369 Я найду эти технологические компании, которые пытаются использовать открытый ИИ
00:20:53,369 --> 00:20:55,738 в своих корыстных целях, и я остановлю их!
00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:59,108 П'нятно, дети, я думаю, мы все можем идти домой, П'нятно?
00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:00,776 <i>Все были счастливы,</i>
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:03,913 <i>а девушка Стэна полностью простила его</i>
00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:05,447 Спасибо, что спас, Стэн.
00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:07,550 Не за что, милая.
00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:09,184 Все свободны!
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,120 Ура!
00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:20,195 Боже, как я рад, что всё закончилось.
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,730 Да, но...
00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:23,899 Я всё еще не совсем понимаю, что произошло.
00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:25,434 Ну, теперь мы хотя бы знаем, что иногда
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:26,902 старый добрый "палец вверх" от человека
00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:28,771 лучше, чем сгенерированная машиной ложь.
00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,940 Да. Ты прав, Стэн.
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,875 Я люблю тебя.
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,778 Чувак, как ты всё это провернул?
00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:37,746 ChatGPT, чувак.
00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:43,289 Авторы сценария: Трей Паркер и ChatGPT

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00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,653 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,543 You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,462 - What is it? - What happened, Bebe?
00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,714 Clyde just sent me another text.
00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,007 Oh! Oh! Oh! O!
00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,717 Oh, what's this one say?
00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,886 I texted him if he thought about me all the time,
00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,429 and he texted back,
00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,055 "It certainly seems like all the time.
00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:58,475 It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind.
00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,143 Aw! Aw! Aw! A!
00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,645 Doesn't he just send the best texts ever?
00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,189 - Yeah, he does! - Sure does.
00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,232 Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know
00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,151 you're in love with me?" And he said,
00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,236 "I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you
00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,654 makes me feel like I'm home
00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,656 and I can't imagine life without you."
00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,325 - Aw! - That's so sweet!
00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,659 Clyde wrote that?
00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,246 Do you really care about me that much?
00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,665 Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy?
00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,459 No. Every time I send
00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:27,420 Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji.
00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,881 Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me.
00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,257 Oh, he's texting back!
00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,551 {\an8}"Yes, I do care about you that much.
00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,720 {\an8}You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you."
00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,555 Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,643 He's a Goddamn dream boat!
00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,785 Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today?
00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,704 I'm feeling a little insecure about some things.
00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,139 Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,392 Sure, bro. Well, um,
00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,060 Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt
00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,229 'cause she thinks I don't care about her.
00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,022 Uh-huh.
00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,316 And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts
00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,151 the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's.
00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:34,612 So, like... how do you do it?
00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,073 ChatGPT, dude.
00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:39,826 ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,
00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,828 there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe
00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,497 to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you.
00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,916 People use em to write poems, write job applications,
00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,126 but what they're really good for
00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,419 is dealing with chicks.
00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,920 Here. Check it out.
00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,089 There's tons of ChatGPT apps for you phone.
00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,924 So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing
00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,593 Bebe texted me, I copy it,
00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,553 then I open the GPT app,
00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,389 Click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write."
00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,182 It just thinks for a second.
00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,517 "You would look great with any length of hair!
00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,102 Trying a new look could be fun."
00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,938 Copy that into messages and send it off.
00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,107 It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time
00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,775 because she texts me so Goddamn much.
00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:17,322 "I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive."
00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,449 Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste.
00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,783 Send. There.
00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,831 All done with her stupid shit.
00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,207 This is a real app?
00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,543 It'll completely change your life, bro.
00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,754 Just, uh-- Just don't tell anybody, huh?
00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,006 If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man.
00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:56,402 ♪ Wet ink on the paper makes me nervous ♪
00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,906 ♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪
00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:05,244 ♪ And then, my breath and my pulse and mind ♪
00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,330 ♪ Quicken ♪
00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,750 ♪ I come alive ♪
00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,002 ♪ With every stroke of every letter ♪
00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,338 ♪ And every line you write ♪
00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,299 Keeps me awake thinking back
00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:23,471 ♪ Oh, my first sight of you was my first heart attack ♪
00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:27,600 Every letter makes me lose my reason
00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,396 Every word is like your kindest touch
00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,358 How much I need you
00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:40,196 ♪ Would you give me yourself or turn and run? ♪
00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:44,575 ♪ You light up desire just by describing it ♪
00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:48,621 ♪ I read to myself until I go blind ♪
00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,583 ♪ Your words fall around me all through the night ♪
00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,669 ♪ I can't resist and I don't want to fight ♪
00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,714 ♪ Will you be held ♪
00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,507 ♪ Will you be touched ♪
00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,384 ♪ By my hand through this paper? ♪
00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,553 ♪ This is all too much ♪
00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,722 ♪ Will we be ravaged ♪
00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,557 ♪ Will we be true ♪
00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:11,686 ♪ To somebody perfect, somebody like you ♪
00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,730 ♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪
00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,773 ♪ I'm tired of learning ♪
00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,650 ♪ I need to drink you ♪
00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,527 ♪ My heart has been burning ♪
00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,950 Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,285 Didn't get what?
00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,870 You asked me if I wanted
00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,122 a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans.
00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,749 I said a bedtime story!
00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,958 Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,418 I'll send it to you right now.
00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,836 Okay, bye!
00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,107 Okay, children let's take our seats.
00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,859 I've graded your midterm essays,
00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,862 and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible.
00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,282 However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with.
00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,117 There was a really great essay from Clyde
00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:10,119 on the "1840s Labor Unions
00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,455 and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution."
00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,290 Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,375 Great work, Clyde.
00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,294 Thank you. Thank you.
00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,671 Uh-huh.
00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:23,299 Someone who never writes good essays, Butters,
00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,511 wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland
00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,013 and the Changing Provision of Security."
00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:30,723 Check plus, Butters!
00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,642 Oh, uh... thanks.
00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,520 We also have another student
00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,647 who wrote a shockingly good paper.
00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,650 This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective
00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,362 of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman!
00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,489 Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:52,703 And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club.
00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:55,373 For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy
00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,209 About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers."
00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,877 Let's hear it for Stan!
00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,596 All right, what the hell is going on?!
00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,348 You tell <i>me</i> what's going on!
00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:16,310 Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT!
00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,229 You guys are using it to write essays, too!
00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,730 Yes, we are all using it,
00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,774 and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else
00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,025 because then everyone will start using it
00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,569 and Mr. Garrison will figure it out!
00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,320 So who fucking blabbed to Stan?
00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,656 I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend.
00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,324 God damn it, Clyde!
00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:33,661 You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls!
00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,538 You're gonna ruin everything!
00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,582 This can't be open source, you guys!
00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,417 If everyone starts using ChatGPT,
00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,252 then we lose our unfair advantage.
00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,697 Oh, God-fucking-damn it.
00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,548 If they find out that we don't have to work anymore,
00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,259 then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed!
00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,094 Who's the one who first found ChatGPT
00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,471 and thought to use it for essays?
00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,805 Butters. Right.
00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:36,265 But then Butters told me about it,
00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,017 and I told him not to tell anyone else!
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,269 Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde.
00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,063 That's right. I was a little excited.
00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,232 You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else!
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,609 You really think I want Wendy finding out about this thing?
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,986 Fine. So we're all in it together.
00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,697 But you guys need to be careful what you use it for.
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,491 Because once you bring girls into things,
00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,784 they're gonna ruin it.
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,494 Just like slavery.
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,834 Ugh.
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:06,254 Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,005 What's the matter?
00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,800 Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time!
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,302 I have to read em' all and comment on each one of them.
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,888 Jesus Christ. Something's changed,
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,641 and now a few of the kids are writing these really long,
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,477 detailed essays. I don't know what's going on.
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,562 I guess I've taught them really well,
00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,398 maybe a bit too well.
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,857 Uh, yeah...
00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,694 Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,697 ChatGPWhoza what? The fuck is that?
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,907 There's a few apps now, really. But see?
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,784 It has AI and takes any subject matter
00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,160 and can instantly give you
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,163 whatever kind of content you want.
00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,707 Wait a minute...
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,293 There's an app that anyone can use
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,920 that does all the thinking and writing for you?
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,380 Yeah.
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,382 Well, this is gonna be amazing!
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,009 I can use it to grade all my papers,
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,177 and no one will ever know!
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,679 Uh, yeah, sure.
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,597 I'll just type the title of the essay in,
00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,890 and it'll generate a comment,
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,934 and I don't even have to read the stupid things!
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,686 Yeah, and then you'll have more free time.
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,731 Oh, this is great. Thanks so much!
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,567 Just got to make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,027 Oh, and-- and, hey, Rick?
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,486 Yeah?
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,031 Thanks for all the replies to my texts today.
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,574 They were really supportive.
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:20,036 Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,090 This place is good, right?
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,258 Yeah, it's really good.
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,885 Well, I know it's not much,
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,678 but I just wanted to take you out somewhere
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,473 to say thanks, Stan.
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,016 For stepping up and working on communication
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,434 when I asked you to.
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,936 Oh, that's cool.
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,147 The things we've talked about, Stan,
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,107 it's really helping me.
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:53,903 I don't feel so alone and misunderstood.
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,489 I've been so scared for so long to tell anyone
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,992 what happened to me when I was six.
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,702 Yeah.
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,622 everything you had to say about it was just <i>right.</i>
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,833 It really changed the way I think about the whole thing.
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,669 Yeah.
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:14,215 And when you said the same thing happened to you, I--
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591 I couldn't believe it.
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:18,594 Were you at home when it happened?
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,471 Yep.
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,390 We can't dwell on those things.
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,141 You're right about a lot of stuff.
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,103 There was just that one thing I don't understand.
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,438 About the boating accident in Switzerland?
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,899 The boating accident in Switzerland...
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,443 was tough.
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,945 I thought you said it was great.
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,407 It <i>was</i> great. And very tough.
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:43,369 But how did it cause the thing with your cousin?
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,787 Oh, shit. What time is it?
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,330 It's a little after 4:00.
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,623 Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,958 right at a little after 4:00.
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,626 Sorry, Wendy. I-I gotta get going.
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,504 No, no, no, that's totally okay. I gotta get going, too.
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,588 Okay, cool.
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,134 Thank you <i>so</i> much, Stan.
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,347 Thank you for being the only real thing in my life.
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,814 Shit.
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,734 "Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song.
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,696 A melody stuck in my head so long.
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,615 I can't help but smile when I hear it said--
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,285 Bebe, the name always in my head."
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,579 Oh, God, so obvious.
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,331 "I dream of spending my days with you, Bebe.
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,460 In South Park or anywhere that maybay.
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,003 Talking, laughing, just being together."
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,504 <i>Beruhre meinen korper ♪</i>
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,964 "In a dream I hope will last forever."
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,592 Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,051 <i>Beruhre meinen korper ♪</i>
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,344 Mr. Garrison?!
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,929 Oh, yeah. What?
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,599 I'm sorry, but I need to address your class really quick.
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,602 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,314 M'kay, kids, I need to discuss a very serious matter.
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,650 There is a rumor going around that someone at this school
00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:01,322 is using open AI technology to do their work.
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,831 Well, that's crazy! Who would do that?
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,459 Now, I know that everyone at this school is honest,
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,419 hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't--
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,088 wouldn't even want to use this "ChatGBD."
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,466 ChatGPT!
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,384 Oh, m'kay, but the school board
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,553 has decided to call in a company
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,680 that can detect AI in schoolwork
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,517 and make sure nobody here is cheating.
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,393 They-- They are gonna what?
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,271 So we're just gonna collect all the school work that we can--
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,397 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,649 And we are gonna have them analyzed
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,567 for any AI contributions, m'kay?
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,528 Well, those are-- those aren't, uh, quite ready.
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,862 Don't worry. We'll get these all back to you
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,405 after the testers look through them.
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,115 M'kay, kids, sorry for the intrusion.
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,867 Get back to your day. M'kay.
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,329 God fucking dammit!
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,705 I told you guys this was gonna happen!
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,915 What are we gonna do?!
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,416 There's nothing we can do. It's over!
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,876 We've lost our unfair advantage.
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,419 That's not what's important.
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,088 If they find out I've been using open AI for class,
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,756 Wendy's gonna know I've been using it with her,
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,258 and it's gonna crush her!
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,385 Dude, same. Bebe's gonna fucking kill me.
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,886 And who's fault is that, you guys?
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,721 I <i>told</i> you that once you bring women into things,
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,099 they ruin it just like they did slavery.
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,475 Okay, Eric, could you explain
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,060 exactly how women ruined slavery?
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,521 No, I can't, because I can't use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,772 'cause we got fuckin' busted!
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,274 Look, maybe--
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,526 maybe this AI-detection technology won't work.
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,319 It doesn't matter if it doesn't work.
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,946 Cat is out of the bag now!
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322 This was supposed to be <i>our</i> thing
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,700 for <i>us</i> to get ahead, but now--
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,162 God dammit, get the fuck out of here!
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,626 M'kay, I'm just a little confused.
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,796 You think we <i>shouldn't</i> have the kids' schoolwork analyzed
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,840 for using AI writing apps?
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550 Look, it's just--
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260 it's really unfair to the kids.
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,679 I mean, what are we saying? That we don't trust them?
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,472 I mean, geez!
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,809 But don't you think if kids aren't writing their own papers,
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,977 we should know?
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,770 Oh, what are people afraid of?
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,148 That AI is gonna replace <i>real</i> writers?
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,566 That Hollywood is gonna become
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568 just a bland recycling of old ideas?
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,154 It already is! AI might help it!
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,364 Well, I don't know what you want me to do.
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,618 <i>Mr. Mackey, the technician</i>
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,161 <i>from the school advisory board</i>
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,288 <i>just pulled into the parking lot.</i>
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,347 Someone here using AI technology to do their classwork?!
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,309 If there is ChatGPT being used here,
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,186 I will find it.
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,687 Shadowbane! Fly!
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,908 Uh, hello.
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,826 I'm the counselor here at South Park Elementary.
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,996 This is one of our teachers, Mr. Garrison.
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,956 I...
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,042 have been hired by the Park Country School Board
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,960 to determine if any students
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,382 are using generative AI technology to do their work.
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,759 Uh, yes, we're excited to work with you.
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511 We have a lot of great students here.
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,891 It only takes one student.
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,144 And then it spreads like a cancer.
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,481 Come, Shadowbane!
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,734 Let us find this ChatGPT-using cheater!
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,455 I'm gonna get fired. That's it.
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,167 Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you?
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669 Oh, is it important, Stan?
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,171 'Cause I'm kinda dealing with some stuff right now.
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,132 Yes, it is important.
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,385 You know, when you've done something wrong,
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,553 sometimes the best thing to do
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,763 is just come out and admit it.
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,099 Okay.
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,686 Okay, you're right. How did you find out?
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,688 Clyde told me about it.
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,607 I came to you because if they find something out about me,
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984 and you punish me,
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,069 it's gonna really hurt Wendy.
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,447 I don't wanna punish anyone, Stan.
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,032 I completely understand.
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,452 Sure, I think most the world does.
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,954 I mean, why does it matter who uses AI apps?
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,749 It's just like having a good writer's assistant.
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,459 Yeah, like a good writer's assistant.
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,627 Yeah! I mean, you're still the one
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,047 taking the time to, like, push the buttons and stuff.
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548 Yeah! So you really don't think
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,049 Wendy would be upset that I used ChatGPT
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,010 to respond to her texts?
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,803 Hold on. People can use it
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,472 to respond to other people's texts?!
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,232 Rick! That lying piece of shit!
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,609 But we were just saying it was understandable--
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,527 No! This is totally different!
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,655 Whoever uses it for messages is a fuckin' monster!
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,494 M'kay, everyone, please just stay calm.
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,953 They got him!
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,580 They found the kid that's been using AI apps.
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,168 Get back! Get back, all of you.
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,004 I have the student isolated inside.
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,590 W-What exactly have you found?
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550 We went through thousands of papers.
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,178 But then Shadowbane detected Chatbot writing
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,096 in this student's phone.
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,559 There, you see? She's going <i>crazy.</i>
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,852 Oh, no.
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,650 What is going on?
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,276 Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,695 The GPT stuff on her phone didn't come from her.
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,115 Keep all the children back, Mackey.
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,407 We can't let it spread!
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,577 I will go inside and get her confession.
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,306 You have been cheating on your schoolwork.
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,058 No, I haven't. Say it!
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,394 You have <i>used</i> ChatGPT to write your essays for you.
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,938 Now humble yourself before the school!
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,731 I write my own essays.
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400 I don't know what to do.
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,027 I'm not creative enough to think of a way out of this.
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,029 Wait. That's it.
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,099 Female AI voice: <i>Once upon a time,</i>
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,269 <i>there was a boy named Stan who lived in South Park.</i>
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,688 <i>Stan loved his girlfriend very much,</i>
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,482 <i>but lately he hadn't been truthful with her.</i>
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,484 <i>One day, when Stan got to school,</i>
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,695 <i>he was approached by his best friend.</i>
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,864 Dude, did you hear what happened to your girlfriend?
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,198 No, what about her?
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,034 Dude, she got caught cheating on her essay.
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,579 <i>Just then, Stan noticed a commotion down the hallway.</i>
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,248 This student is going to jail for cheating.
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,792 Drugs are bad, m'kay?
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,253 Hold it right there!
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,214 Look, everyone, we can't blame people who are using ChatGPT.
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,674 It's not their fault.
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,176 Well, whose fault is it?
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,636 I'll tell you who.
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,888 It's the giant tech companies who took open AI,
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,932 packaged it, monetized it, and pushed it out to all of us
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,934 as fast as they could in order to get ahead.
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,144 Open AI is so powerful that it has to be something
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,396 that <i>everyone</i> can use, control, and contribute to.
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,315 Or else AI will be controlled by corporations
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,484 who just want an unfair advantage like Cartman does.
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,778 Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew!
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,363 We don't want big corporations
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,281 deciding what's ethical and acceptable for AI.
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,699 We were all taken advantage of,
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,326 and that's why my girlfriend would totally understand
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,328 that I used ChatGPT to respond to her texts.
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,996 That's right!
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,999 Well, I guess we can let you go now, ma'am.
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,335 I will find these tech companies who are trying to use open AI
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,587 for their own gains, and I will stop them!
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,049 M'kay, kids, I think we can all go home, m'kay?
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,550 Female AI voice: <i>Everyone was happy,</i>
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,845 <i>and Stan's girlfriend completely forgave him.</i>
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,263 Thanks for saving me, Stan.
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,474 You're welcome, sweetheart.
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,059 Class dismissed!
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,144 Yay!
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,070 Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530 Yeah, but...
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,782 I'm still really not sure what just happened.
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,492 Well, now at least we know that sometimes
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,785 a good ol' thumbs up from a human
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,662 is better than a machine-generated lie.
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,998 Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan.
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791 I love you.
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,752 Dude, how did you pull all that off?
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,838 ChatGPT, dude.

00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:08,758 {\an8}♪
00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:11,928 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,598 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,685 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,233 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,653 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,543 You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,462 - What is it? - What happened, Bebe?
00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,714 Clyde just sent me another text.
00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,007 Oh! Oh! Oh! O!
00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,717 Oh, what's this one say?
00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,886 I texted him if he thought about me all the time,
00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,429 and he texted back,
00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,055 "It certainly seems like all the time.
00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:58,475 It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind.
00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,143 Aw! Aw! Aw! A!
00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,645 Doesn't he just send the best texts ever?
00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,189 - Yeah, he does! - Sure does.
00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,232 Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know
00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,151 you're in love with me?" And he said,
00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,236 "I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you
00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,654 makes me feel like I'm home
00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,656 and I can't imagine life without you."
00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,325 - Aw! - That's so sweet!
00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,659 Clyde wrote that?
00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,161 [ Cell phone dings ]
00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,246 Do you really care about me that much?
00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,665 Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy?
00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,459 No. Every time I send
00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:27,420 Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji.
00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,881 Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me.
00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,257 Oh, he's texting back!
00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,551 {\an8}"Yes, I do care about you that much.
00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,720 {\an8}You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you."
00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,555 Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:39,265 [ Bell rings ]
00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,643 He's a Goddamn dream boat!
00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:54,697 {\an8}♪
00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,282 [ Cell phone dings ]
00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,785 Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today?
00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,704 I'm feeling a little insecure about some things.
00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,665 [ Message sent chime ]
00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:12,715 {\an8}♪
00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,139 Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,392 Sure, bro. Well, um,
00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,060 Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt
00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,229 'cause she thinks I don't care about her.
00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,022 Uh-huh.
00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,316 And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts
00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,151 the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's.
00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:34,612 So, like... how do you do it?
00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,073 ChatGPT, dude.
00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:39,826 ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,
00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,828 there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe
00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,497 to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you.
00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,916 People use em to write poems, write job applications,
00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,126 but what they're really good for
00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,419 is dealing with chicks.
00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,920 Here. Check it out.
00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,089 There's tons of ChatGPT apps for you phone.
00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,924 So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing
00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,593 Bebe texted me, I copy it,
00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,553 then I open the GPT app,
00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,389 Click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write."
00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,182 It just thinks for a second.
00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,517 "You would look great with any length of hair!
00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,102 Trying a new look could be fun."
00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,938 Copy that into messages and send it off.
00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,107 It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time
00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,775 because she texts me so Goddamn much.
00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:15,069 [ Cell phone buzzes ]
00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:17,322 "I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive."
00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,449 Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste.
00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,783 Send. There.
00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:22,285 [ Message sent chime ]
00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,831 All done with her stupid shit.
00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,207 This is a real app?
00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,543 It'll completely change your life, bro.
00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,754 Just, uh-- Just don't tell anybody, huh?
00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,006 If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man.
00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:51,689 {\an8}♪
00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:56,402 Woman: ♪ Wet ink on the paper makes me nervous ♪
00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,906 ♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪
00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:05,244 ♪ And then, my breath and my pulse and mind ♪
00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,330 ♪ Quicken ♪
00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,915 [ Cell phone buzzes ]
00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,750 ♪ I come alive ♪
00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,002 ♪ With every stroke of every letter ♪
00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,338 ♪ And every line you write ♪
00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,299 Keeps me awake thinking back
00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:23,471 ♪ Oh, my first sight of you was my first heart attack ♪
00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:27,600 Every letter makes me lose my reason
00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,396 Every word is like your kindest touch
00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,272 [ Cell phone buzzes ]
00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,358 How much I need you
00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:40,196 ♪ Would you give me yourself or turn and run? ♪
00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:44,575 ♪ You light up desire just by describing it ♪
00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:48,621 ♪ I read to myself until I go blind ♪
00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,583 ♪ Your words fall around me all through the night ♪
00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,669 ♪ I can't resist and I don't want to fight ♪
00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,045 [ Cell phone buzzes ]
00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,714 Man: ♪ Will you be held ♪
00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,507 ♪ Will you be touched ♪
00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,384 ♪ By my hand through this paper? ♪
00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,553 ♪ This is all too much ♪
00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,722 ♪ Will we be ravaged ♪
00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,557 ♪ Will we be true ♪
00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:11,686 ♪ To somebody perfect, somebody like you ♪
00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,730 ♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪
00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,773 ♪ I'm tired of learning ♪
00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,650 ♪ I need to drink you ♪
00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,527 ♪ My heart has been burning ♪
00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:22,113 [ Cell phone ringing ]
00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:23,614 [ Beep ]
00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,950 Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,285 Didn't get what?
00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,870 You asked me if I wanted
00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,122 a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans.
00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,749 I said a bedtime story!
00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,958 Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,418 I'll send it to you right now.
00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,836 Okay, bye!
00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:50,058 {\an8}♪
00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:55,521 [ Bell rings ]
00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,107 Okay, children let's take our seats.
00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,859 I've graded your midterm essays,
00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,862 and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible.
00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,282 However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with.
00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,117 There was a really great essay from Clyde
00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:10,119 on the "1840s Labor Unions
00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,455 and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution."
00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,290 Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,375 Great work, Clyde.
00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,294 Thank you. Thank you.
00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,671 Uh-huh.
00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:23,299 Someone who never writes good essays, Butters,
00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,511 wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland
00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,013 and the Changing Provision of Security."
00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:30,723 Check plus, Butters!
00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,642 Oh, uh... thanks. [ Chuckles nervously ]
00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,520 We also have another student
00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,647 who wrote a shockingly good paper.
00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,650 This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective
00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,362 of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman!
00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,489 Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,866 {\an8}♪
00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:52,703 And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club.
00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:55,373 For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy
00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,209 About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers."
00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,877 Let's hear it for Stan!
00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:01,838 [ Applause ]
00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:05,925 {\an8}♪
00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,596 All right, what the hell is going on?!
00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,348 You tell <i>me</i> what's going on!
00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:16,310 Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT!
00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,229 You guys are using it to write essays, too!
00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,730 Yes, we are all using it,
00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,774 and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else
00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,025 because then everyone will start using it
00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,569 and Mr. Garrison will figure it out!
00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,320 So who fucking blabbed to Stan?
00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,656 I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend.
00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,324 God damn it, Clyde!
00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:33,661 You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls!
00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,538 You're gonna ruin everything!
00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,582 This can't be open source, you guys!
00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,417 If everyone starts using ChatGPT,
00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,252 then we lose our unfair advantage.
00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:50,094 [ Zipper unzips ]
00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,096 [ Urinating ]
00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:55,057 [ Sniffs ]
00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:57,768 [ Grunts, farts ]
00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,565 [ Zipper zips ]
00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,901 [ Urinal flushes ]
00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,697 [ Under breath ] Oh, God-fucking-damn it.
00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,991 [ Water running ]
00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,548 If they find out that we don't have to work anymore,
00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,259 then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed!
00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,094 Who's the one who first found ChatGPT
00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,471 and thought to use it for essays?
00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,805 Butters. Right.
00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:36,265 But then Butters told me about it,
00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,017 and I told him not to tell anyone else!
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,269 Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde.
00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,063 That's right. I was a little excited.
00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,232 You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else!
00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,609 You really think I want Wendy finding out about this thing?
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,986 Fine. So we're all in it together.
00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,697 But you guys need to be careful what you use it for.
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,491 Because once you bring girls into things,
00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,784 they're gonna ruin it.
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,494 Just like slavery.
00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,834 Ugh.
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:06,254 Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,005 What's the matter?
00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,800 Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time!
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,302 I have to read em' all and comment on each one of them.
00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,888 Jesus Christ. Something's changed,
00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,641 and now a few of the kids are writing these really long,
00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,477 detailed essays. I don't know what's going on.
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,562 I guess I've taught them really well,
00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,398 maybe a bit too well.
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,857 Uh, yeah...
00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,694 Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,697 ChatGPWhoza what? The fuck is that?
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,907 There's a few apps now, really. But see?
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,784 It has AI and takes any subject matter
00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,160 and can instantly give you
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,163 whatever kind of content you want.
00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,707 Wait a minute...
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,293 There's an app that anyone can use
00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,920 that does all the thinking and writing for you?
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,380 Yeah.
00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,382 Well, this is gonna be amazing!
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,009 I can use it to grade all my papers,
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,177 and no one will ever know!
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,679 Uh, yeah, sure.
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,597 I'll just type the title of the essay in,
00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,890 and it'll generate a comment,
00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,934 and I don't even have to read the stupid things!
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,686 Yeah, and then you'll have more free time.
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,731 Oh, this is great. Thanks so much!
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,567 Just got to make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,027 Oh, and-- and, hey, Rick?
00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,486 Yeah?
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,031 Thanks for all the replies to my texts today.
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,574 They were really supportive.
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:20,036 Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,462 [ Indistinct conversations in background ]
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,090 This place is good, right?
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,258 Yeah, it's really good.
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,885 Well, I know it's not much,
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,678 but I just wanted to take you out somewhere
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,473 to say thanks, Stan.
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,016 For stepping up and working on communication
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,434 when I asked you to.
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,936 Oh, that's cool.
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,147 The things we've talked about, Stan,
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,107 it's really helping me.
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:53,903 I don't feel so alone and misunderstood.
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,489 I've been so scared for so long to tell anyone
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,992 what happened to me when I was six.
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,702 Yeah.
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,622 everything you had to say about it was just <i>right.</i>
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,833 It really changed the way I think about the whole thing.
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,669 Yeah.
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:14,215 And when you said the same thing happened to you, I--
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591 I couldn't believe it.
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:18,594 Were you at home when it happened?
00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,471 Yep.
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,390 We can't dwell on those things.
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,141 You're right about a lot of stuff.
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,103 There was just that one thing I don't understand.
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,438 About the boating accident in Switzerland?
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,899 The boating accident in Switzerland...
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,443 was tough.
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,945 I thought you said it was great.
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,407 It <i>was</i> great. And very tough.
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:43,369 But how did it cause the thing with your cousin?
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,787 Oh, shit. What time is it?
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,330 It's a little after 4:00.
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,623 Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,958 right at a little after 4:00.
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,626 Sorry, Wendy. I-I gotta get going.
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,504 No, no, no, that's totally okay. I gotta get going, too.
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,588 Okay, cool.
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,134 Thank you <i>so</i> much, Stan.
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,347 Thank you for being the only real thing in my life.
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,814 Shit.
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,734 Clyde: "Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song.
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,696 A melody stuck in my head so long.
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,615 I can't help but smile when I hear it said--
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,285 Bebe, the name always in my head."
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,579 Oh, God, so obvious.
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,331 Clyde: "I dream of spending my days with you, Bebe.
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,460 In South Park or anywhere that maybay.
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,003 Talking, laughing, just being together."
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,504 [ Through headphones ] <i>Beruhre meinen korper ♪</i>
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,964 "In a dream I hope will last forever."
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,592 Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,051 <i>Beruhre meinen korper ♪</i>
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,344 Mr. Garrison?!
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,929 Oh, yeah. What?
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,599 I'm sorry, but I need to address your class really quick.
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,602 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,314 M'kay, kids, I need to discuss a very serious matter.
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,650 There is a rumor going around that someone at this school
00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:01,322 is using open AI technology to do their work.
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,532 [ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,828 {\an8}♪
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,831 Well, that's crazy! Who would do that?
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,459 Now, I know that everyone at this school is honest,
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,419 hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't--
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,088 wouldn't even want to use this "ChatGBD."
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,466 ChatGPT!
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,384 Oh, m'kay, but the school board
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,553 has decided to call in a company
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,680 that can detect AI in schoolwork
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,517 and make sure nobody here is cheating.
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,393 They-- They are gonna what?
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,271 So we're just gonna collect all the school work that we can--
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,397 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,649 And we are gonna have them analyzed
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,567 for any AI contributions, m'kay?
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,528 Well, those are-- those aren't, uh, quite ready.
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,862 Don't worry. We'll get these all back to you
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,405 after the testers look through them.
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,115 M'kay, kids, sorry for the intrusion.
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,867 Get back to your day. M'kay.
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,329 God fucking dammit!
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,705 I told you guys this was gonna happen!
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,915 What are we gonna do?!
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,416 There's nothing we can do. It's over!
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,876 We've lost our unfair advantage.
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,419 That's not what's important.
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,088 If they find out I've been using open AI for class,
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,756 Wendy's gonna know I've been using it with her,
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,258 and it's gonna crush her!
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,385 Dude, same. Bebe's gonna fucking kill me.
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,886 And who's fault is that, you guys?
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,721 I <i>told</i> you that once you bring women into things,
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,099 they ruin it just like they did slavery.
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,475 Okay, Eric, could you explain
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,060 exactly how women ruined slavery?
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,521 No, I can't, because I can't use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,772 'cause we got fuckin' busted!
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,274 Look, maybe--
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,526 maybe this AI-detection technology won't work.
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,319 It doesn't matter if it doesn't work.
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,946 Cat is out of the bag now!
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322 This was supposed to be <i>our</i> thing
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,700 for <i>us</i> to get ahead, but now--
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,162 God dammit, get the fuck out of here!
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,626 M'kay, I'm just a little confused.
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,796 You think we <i>shouldn't</i> have the kids' schoolwork analyzed
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,840 for using AI writing apps?
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550 Look, it's just--
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260 it's really unfair to the kids.
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,679 I mean, what are we saying? That we don't trust them?
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,472 I mean, geez!
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,809 But don't you think if kids aren't writing their own papers,
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,977 we should know?
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,770 Oh, what are people afraid of?
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,148 That AI is gonna replace <i>real</i> writers?
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,566 That Hollywood is gonna become
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568 just a bland recycling of old ideas?
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,154 It already is! AI might help it!
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,364 Well, I don't know what you want me to do.
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,116 [ Intercom beeps ]
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,618 Woman: <i>Mr. Mackey, the technician</i>
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,161 <i>from the school advisory board</i>
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,288 <i>just pulled into the parking lot.</i>
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,083 [ Indistinct conversations ]
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,128 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:27,176 {\an8}♪
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,347 Someone here using AI technology to do their classwork?!
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,309 If there is ChatGPT being used here,
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,186 I will find it.
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,687 Shadowbane! Fly!
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,898 [ Shadowbane screeches ]
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,905 [ Blows ]
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,531 [ Rings bell ]
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,908 Uh, hello.
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,826 I'm the counselor here at South Park Elementary.
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,996 This is one of our teachers, Mr. Garrison.
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,956 I...
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,042 have been hired by the Park Country School Board
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,960 to determine if any students
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,382 are using generative AI technology to do their work.
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,759 Uh, yes, we're excited to work with you.
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511 We have a lot of great students here.
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,638 [ Sniffs ]
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,891 It only takes one student.
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,184 [ Popping ]
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,144 And then it spreads like a cancer.
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,481 Come, Shadowbane!
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,734 Let us find this ChatGPT-using cheater!
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,569 [ Shadowbane screeches ]
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,911 [ Sad music plays ]
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,455 I'm gonna get fired. That's it.
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,167 Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you?
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669 Oh, is it important, Stan?
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,171 'Cause I'm kinda dealing with some stuff right now.
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,132 Yes, it is important.
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,385 You know, when you've done something wrong,
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,553 sometimes the best thing to do
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,763 is just come out and admit it.
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,099 [ Sighs ] Okay.
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,686 Okay, you're right. How did you find out?
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,688 Clyde told me about it.
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,607 I came to you because if they find something out about me,
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984 and you punish me,
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,069 it's gonna really hurt Wendy.
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,447 I don't wanna punish anyone, Stan.
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,032 I completely understand.
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,452 Sure, I think most the world does.
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,954 I mean, why does it matter who uses AI apps?
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,749 It's just like having a good writer's assistant.
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,459 Yeah, like a good writer's assistant.
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,627 Yeah! I mean, you're still the one
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,047 taking the time to, like, push the buttons and stuff.
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548 Yeah! So you really don't think
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,049 Wendy would be upset that I used ChatGPT
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,010 to respond to her texts?
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,803 Hold on. People can use it
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,472 to respond to other people's texts?!
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,891 [ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:43,896 {\an8}♪
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,232 Rick! That lying piece of shit!
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,609 But we were just saying it was understandable--
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,527 No! This is totally different!
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,655 Whoever uses it for messages is a fuckin' monster!
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,033 [ Kids chattering and shouting ]
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,494 M'kay, everyone, please just stay calm.
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,953 They got him!
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,580 They found the kid that's been using AI apps.
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,168 Get back! Get back, all of you.
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,004 I have the student isolated inside.
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,590 W-What exactly have you found?
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550 We went through thousands of papers.
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,178 But then Shadowbane detected Chatbot writing
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,096 in this student's phone.
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,348 [ Shadowbane screeches ]
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,559 There, you see? She's going <i>crazy.</i>
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,852 Oh, no.
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,650 What is going on?
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,276 Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,695 The GPT stuff on her phone didn't come from her.
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,115 Keep all the children back, Mackey.
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,407 We can't let it spread!
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,577 I will go inside and get her confession.
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:57,302 [ Bells ringing ]
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,306 You have been cheating on your schoolwork.
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,058 No, I haven't. Say it!
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,394 You have <i>used</i> ChatGPT to write your essays for you.
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,938 Now humble yourself before the school!
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,731 I write my own essays.
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400 I don't know what to do.
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,027 I'm not creative enough to think of a way out of this.
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,029 Wait. That's it.
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,745 [ Buttons clicking ]
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,882 [ Message whooshes ]
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,099 Female AI voice: <i>Once upon a time,</i>
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,269 <i>there was a boy named Stan who lived in South Park.</i>
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,688 <i>Stan loved his girlfriend very much,</i>
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,482 <i>but lately he hadn't been truthful with her.</i>
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,484 <i>One day, when Stan got to school,</i>
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,695 <i>he was approached by his best friend.</i>
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,864 Dude, did you hear what happened to your girlfriend?
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,198 No, what about her?
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,034 Dude, she got caught cheating on her essay.
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,579 <i>Just then, Stan noticed a commotion down the hallway.</i>
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,248 This student is going to jail for cheating.
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,792 Drugs are bad, m'kay?
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,253 Hold it right there!
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,214 Look, everyone, we can't blame people who are using ChatGPT.
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,674 It's not their fault.
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,176 Well, whose fault is it?
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,636 I'll tell you who.
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,888 It's the giant tech companies who took open AI,
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,932 packaged it, monetized it, and pushed it out to all of us
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,934 as fast as they could in order to get ahead.
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,144 Open AI is so powerful that it has to be something
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,396 that <i>everyone</i> can use, control, and contribute to.
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,315 Or else AI will be controlled by corporations
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,484 who just want an unfair advantage like Cartman does.
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,778 Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew!
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,363 We don't want big corporations
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,281 deciding what's ethical and acceptable for AI.
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,699 We were all taken advantage of,
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,326 and that's why my girlfriend would totally understand
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,328 that I used ChatGPT to respond to her texts.
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,996 That's right!
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,999 Well, I guess we can let you go now, ma'am.
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,335 I will find these tech companies who are trying to use open AI
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,587 for their own gains, and I will stop them!
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,049 M'kay, kids, I think we can all go home, m'kay?
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,550 Female AI voice: <i>Everyone was happy,</i>
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,845 <i>and Stan's girlfriend completely forgave him.</i>
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,263 Thanks for saving me, Stan.
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,474 You're welcome, sweetheart.
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,059 Class dismissed!
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,144 All: Yay!
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,271 [ School bell rings ]
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,232 [ Indistinct conversations ]
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,070 Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530 Yeah, but...
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,782 I'm still really not sure what just happened.
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,492 Well, now at least we know that sometimes
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,785 a good ol' thumbs up from a human
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,662 is better than a machine-generated lie.
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,998 Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan.
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791 I love you.
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,752 Dude, how did you pull all that off?
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,838 ChatGPT, dude.
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,264 {\an8}♪
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:15,333 {\an8}♪

00:00:01,226 --> 00:00:03,806 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ. ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ... ПЛОХО
00:00:03,806 --> 00:00:05,956 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ, НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
00:00:09,086 --> 00:00:12,086 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
00:00:12,086 --> 00:00:15,656 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ, благочестие цветёт.</i>
00:00:15,656 --> 00:00:18,776 <i>В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь и печали забываешь.</i>
00:00:18,776 --> 00:00:22,446 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет, все кричат: «Привет, сосед!».</i>
00:00:22,446 --> 00:00:25,616 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься, отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:31,876 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя мои верные друзья.</i>
00:00:34,344 --> 00:00:37,094 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:50,576 Я ЦЕНЮ ВРЕМЯ, ПРОВЕДЁННОЕ ВМЕСТЕ КАК ПРОШЁЛ ТВОЙ ДЕНЬ?
00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:54,626 ПРИВЕТ, СТЭН, Я ДУМАЮ О ТЕБЕ ТВОЕМУ ПАПЕ УЖЕ ЛУЧШЕ?
00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:56,786 ДУМАЕШЬ, МНЕ ПОЙДЁТ КОРОТКАЯ СТРИЖКА?
00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:23,906 ОБРАЩАЙСЯ! Я ПОДДЕРЖУ ЛЮБОЕ ТВОЁ РЕШЕНИЕ
00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,126 ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ
00:03:46,547 --> 00:03:49,676 КАЖЕТСЯ, Я ТЕБЯ ТЕРЯЮ ВИДИМО, НЕ СУДЬБА
00:04:01,256 --> 00:04:04,356 Я НЕ ХОЧУ ТЕБЯ ТЕРЯТЬ ЕЩЁ МОЖНО ВСЁ ИСПРАВИТЬ
00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:15,076 Я ВЕРЮ, ЧТО У НАС МОЖЕТ ВСЁ ПОЛУЧИТЬСЯ ДАВАЙ НЕ СТАВИТЬ ДРУГ НА ДРУГЕ КРЕСТ
00:04:26,776 --> 00:04:30,556 СПАСИБО, СТЭН, Я ПРОСТО ХОТЕЛА ВНИМАНИЯ, РАДА, ЧТО ТЫ ПЫТАЕШЬСЯ
00:04:40,496 --> 00:04:44,786 НЕ ЗА ЧТО, Я ПОНЯЛ, ЧТО ОБЩЕНИЕ — ЭТО ВАЖНО, И ТЕПЕРЬ ВСЕГДА БУДУ К НЕМУ ОТКРЫТ
00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:41,252 НАПИШИ СКАЗКУ ПРО ЛЯГУШЕК
00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:44,096 ЖИЛИ-БЫЛИ В ОДНОМ ПРУДУ ЛЯГУШКИ...
00:05:50,816 --> 00:05:53,546 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:10:23,617 --> 00:10:25,820 КАФЕ-МОРОЖЕНОЕ
00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:14,346 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:16,936 ДЕНЬ ПОЭЗИИ
00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,099 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:19:16,746 --> 00:19:19,968 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,756 НАПИШИ ИСТОРИЮ О СТЭНЕ ИЗ САУС ПАРКА, КОТОРЫЙ УБЕДИЛ СВОЮ ДЕВУШКУ, ЧТО...
00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:33,186 ОТВЕЧАТЬ ЧЕРЕЗ ПРИЛОЖЕНИЕ — НОРМАЛЬНО, ВСЕ СОГЛАШАЮТСЯ И ОНА ЕГО ПРОЩАЕТ
00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:36,226 ДУМАЮ...
00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:40,546 ЖИЛ ДА БЫЛ В САУС ПАРКЕ ОДИН МАЛЬЧИК ПО ИМЕНИ СТЭН...
00:19:42,335 --> 00:19:45,786 САУС ПАРК
00:21:10,785 --> 00:21:14,135 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:00:01,226 --> 00:00:03,733 УСІ ПЕРСОНАЖІ ТА ПОДІЇ, НАВІТЬ ТІ ЯКІ ЗАСНОВАНІ НА РЕАЛЬНИХ ЛЮДЯХ – ВИГАДАНІ.
00:00:03,806 --> 00:00:04,937 ГОЛОСИ ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СПАРОДІЙОВАНО... ЩЕ Й КЕПСЬКО. У СЕРІАЛІ
00:00:04,968 --> 00:00:06,098 Є ГРУБА ЛЕКСИКА І ВІН НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЄТЬСЯ ДЛЯ ПЕРЕГЛЯДУ НІКОМУ.
00:00:09,086 --> 00:00:11,929 <i>Їду я у Саус Парк Проведу тут гарно час</i>
00:00:12,086 --> 00:00:15,589 <i>Всюди дружні тут обличчя І привітні повсякчас</i>
00:00:15,656 --> 00:00:18,691 <i>Пхаюсь я у Саус Парк Щоб забути всі проблеми</i>
00:00:18,776 --> 00:00:22,373 <i>Паркінг є тут за потреби Люди кличуть: «Гей, сусідо!»</i>
00:00:22,446 --> 00:00:25,687 <i>Пруся я у Саус Парк Трохи випустити пар</i>
00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:32,601 <i>Приїжджайте й ви сюди Будуть друзі всі мої</i>
00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:50,576 ДУЖЕ СУМУЮ // Я ТЕБЕ ЦІНУЮ ЯК ДЕНЬ? // ВДЯЧНА ЗА ТЕБЕ
00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:53,545 ДУМАЮ ПРО ТЕБЕ // СОЛОДКИХ СНІВ! ТВОЄМУ ТАТОВІ ЛІПШЕ?
00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,764 НІЧОГО СТРАШНОГО! РАДИЙ, ЩО ТИ В БУДЬ-ЯКОМУ ВИПАДКУ ВІДЧУВАЄШ МОЮ ПІДТРИМКУ.
00:03:46,547 --> 00:03:49,305 ТАКЕ ВІДЧУТТЯ, ЩО Я ТЕБЕ ВТРАЧАЮ. МАБУТЬ, НЕ СУДИЛОСЯ.
00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:55,759 <i>Вологе чорнило на папері так хвилює</i>
00:03:55,759 --> 00:03:58,921 <i>У мене темніє в очах</i>
00:03:58,921 --> 00:04:01,256 <i>А тоді дихання, пульс та думки</i>
00:04:01,256 --> 00:04:03,296 Я НЕ ХОЧУ ТЕБЕ ВТРАЧАТИ МИ МОЖЕМО УСЕ ВИРІШИТИ <i>А тоді дихання, пульс та думки</i>
00:04:03,296 --> 00:04:04,112 <i>А тоді дихання, пульс та думки</i>
00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:06,183 <i>Біжать наввипередки</i>
00:04:06,183 --> 00:04:07,753 <i>Я опускаю голову</i>
00:04:07,753 --> 00:04:09,763 <i>І трохи оживаю</i>
00:04:09,763 --> 00:04:11,935 <i>З кожним розчерком пера</i> Я ВІРЮ У НАС НЕ ТРЕБА ЗДАВАТИСЯ.
00:04:11,935 --> 00:04:14,251 <i>І рядочком, що ти пишеш</i>
00:04:14,251 --> 00:04:17,423 <i>Я поринаю у спогади</i>
00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:22,553 <i>Як йокнуло серце, коли я побачила тебе</i>
00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:26,776 <i>Від кожної букви я втрачаю розум</i>
00:04:26,776 --> 00:04:30,675 ДЯКУЮ, СТЕНЕ – МЕНІ ПОТРІБНО БІЛЬШЕ КОМУНІКАЦІЇ Я БАЧУ, ЩО ТИ СТАРАЄШСЯ <i>А кожне слово твоє – ніжний дотик</i>
00:04:30,675 --> 00:04:32,690 <i>Якби я сказала, як ти мені потрібен</i>
00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:39,550 <i>Ти б віддався мені, чи утік?</i>
00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:43,892 <i>Ти розпалюєш бажання Самим лише описом</i>
00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:47,993 <i>І я читатиму усе Допоки зір мій не ослабне</i>
00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:51,952 <i>Твої слова мене огортають Крізь ці темні ночі</i>
00:04:51,952 --> 00:04:54,178 <i>Я не можу опиратись І не хочу боротись</i>
00:04:55,518 --> 00:04:58,943 <i>Чи відчуваєш ти обійми Чи відчуваєш ти дотик</i>
00:04:58,943 --> 00:05:03,144 <i>Крізь цей листок паперу Це накриває мене з головою</i>
00:05:03,144 --> 00:05:05,300 <i>Чи лишимось ми спустошені</i>
00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,255 <i>Чи станемо реальністю</i>
00:05:07,255 --> 00:05:11,284 <i>Адже ти – вершина ідеалу</i>
00:05:11,284 --> 00:05:13,400 <i>Я стомився тужити</i>
00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,415 <i>Я стомився учитись</i>
00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,339 <i>Мені треба тебе випити</i>
00:05:17,339 --> 00:05:19,253 <i>Бо моє серце палає</i>
00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:41,383 НАПИШИ МИЛУ КАЗОЧКУ ПРО ЖАБЕНЯТ
00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:44,204 КОЛИСЬ ДАВНО У МИРНОМУ БОЛОТІ ЖИЛА СОБІ РОДИНА ЖАБЕНЯТ.
00:10:23,617 --> 00:10:25,617 У ВІЛЛІ МОРОЗЕНКА МОРОЗИВО, ДЕСЕРТИ, СОДОВА
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,119 ДЕНЬ ПОЕЗІЇ
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,730 НАПИШИ ІСТОРІЮ, ДЕ СТЕН ЗІ САУС ПАРКА МАЄ ПЕРЕКОНАТИ ДІВЧИНУ
00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:31,482 ВСЕ ЗАКІНЧИТЬСЯ ДОБРЕ. ВІН СКАЖЕ, ЩО ЦЕ НЕ ЙОГО ВИНА.
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:34,023 УСІ ПОГОДЯТЬСЯ І ДІВЧИНА ПРОБАЧИТЬ.

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