Глубокое обучение

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-Что такое?

-Что случилось, Бебе?

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Клайд только что прислал мне еще одно сообщение.

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Что там написано?

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Я написала ему, думает ли он обо мне всё время,

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и он ответил,

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"Сказать мне всегда несложно

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Про такую, как ты, забыть невозможно".

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Правда же, он присылает лучшие сообщения?

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- Да, точно!

- Конечно.

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Вчера я написала ему: "Как ты понимаешь,

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что ты в меня влюблен?" И он сказал,

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"Я знаю, что влюблен в тебя, потому что, проводя с

тобой время

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я чувствую себя как дома

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и не могу представить жизнь без тебя".

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- Оу!

- Это так мило!

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Это Клайд написал?

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ОМГ, Клайд.

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Ты действительно так сильно обо мне заботишься?

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А Стэн разговаривает с тобой так, Венди?

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Нет. Каждый раз, когда я посылаю

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Стэну сообщение, он отвечает эмодзи "палец вверх".

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Видимо, Клайд просто очень запал на меня.

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О, он отвечает!

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"Да, ты действительно важна мне

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Ты много значишь для меня, и ты мне очень дорога".

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Он точно влюблен в тебя, Бебе!

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Просто парень мечты!

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- Я так скучаю, не могу дождаться встречи

- Я очень ценю время, проведенное с тобой

- Как прошел твой день?

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- Всегда тебе благодарна

- Привет, Стэн, я думаю о тебе

- Доброй ночи, сладких снов!

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- Твоему папе получше?

- Я всегда буду рядом

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Привет, Стэн, найдешь время

поговорить сегодня?

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Я чувствую себя немного неуверенно из-за кое-чего.

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Эй, Клайд, можно с тобой поговорить?

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Конечно, бро

Ну..,

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Венди подошла ко мне с обиженным видом

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потому что думает, что она мне безразлична

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Ага.

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И она сказала, что хотела бы, чтобы я отвечал на

ее сообщения

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так, как Клайд отвечает на сообщения Бебе.

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И, типа... как ты это делаешь?

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ChatGPT, чувак.

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ChatGPT?

Да, чувак,

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есть куча приложений и программ, которые можно скачать

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они используют OpenAI, и делают всю писанину за тебя.

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Люди используют их, чтобы писать стихи, резюме,

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но для чего они действительно хороши

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это общение с девчонками.

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Вот. Зацени

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Есть куча приложений ChatGPT

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Берем последнюю фигню, которую

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Бебе написала мне

Копирую текст

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{\an8}Как думаешь, мне пойдет, если подстригусь коротко?

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потом открываю приложение GPT,

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выбираю "ответ", вставляю её текст сюда, нажимаю "написать"

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Оно думает секунду

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"Ты будешь великолепна с любой длиной волос!

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Пробовать новый образ прикольно".

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Копирую это в сообщения и отправляю.

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Это очень просто и удобно, и экономит мне кучу времени

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потому что она пишет мне чертовски много.

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Господи Иисусе!

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"Я, наверное, не буду этого делать, но спасибо за

поддержку".

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Вырезать. Вставить. Написать. Вырезать. Сообщения.

Вставить.

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Отправить. Вот.

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Я рад, что ты ощущаешь поддержку, неважно сделаешь ты это или нет

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И закончил с её тупым дерьмом.

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Это реально такая программа?

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Она полностью изменит твою жизнь, братан

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Только... Только никому не говори, а?

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Если Бебе узнает, я - покойник.

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{\an8}- Я всегда рядом

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- Привет,

Стэн, найдешь время поговорить сегодня? Я чувствую себя немного неуверенно из-за кое-чего

- Я словно теряю тебя, возможно, нам не судьба быть вместе

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Я не хочу потерять тебя. Мы что-нибудь

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Я не хочу потерять тебя. Мы что-нибудь придумаем, если ты готова. Я верю, что у нас получится. Не будем отказываться друг от друга

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Спасибо, Стэн! Мне не хватало общения. Я вижу, как ты пытаешься

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Всегда пожалуйста. Я понимаю, как тебе важно общение, и обещаю приложить все усилия, чтобы поддерживать нашу связь

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Алло?

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Эй, Стэн, я так и не получила

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Что не получила?

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Ты спросил меня, хочу ли я

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сказку на ночь про лягушек или песню про лебедей.

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И я сказала сказку на ночь!

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А, да, я написал её.

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Отправлю тебе прямо сейчас.

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Хорошо, пока!

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Напиши милую сказку на ночь про лягушек

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Давным-давно в тихом пруду жила семья лягушек. Они любили прыгать, квакать и веселиться

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Хорошо, дети, садитесь по местам

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Я оценил ваши экзаменационные эссе,

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и должен сказать, что многие из них просто ужасны.

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Однако были и такие эссе, которыми я очень

доволен.

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У Клайда было отличное эссе

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на тему "Трудовые союзы 1840-х годов

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и их влияние на промышленную революцию".

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Давайте похлопаем Клайду, дети!

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Отличная работа, Клайд.

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Спасибо. Спасибо.

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Ага.

Что?

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Вот кто никогда не пишет хороших эссе, Баттерс,

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написал потрясающую работу на тему "Польша после

холодной войны

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и меняющееся обеспечение безопасности".

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Зачет с плюсом, Баттерс!

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О, эээ... спасибо.

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У нас также есть еще один ученик

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который написал потрясающе хорошую работу.

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Она называется "Феминистская неолиберальная

перспектива

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послевоенного Афганистана" от Эрика Картмана!

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Ах, да, спасибо, спасибо.

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А на этой неделе у нас появился новенький в

клубе "Зачет плюс".

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За удивительное эссе под названием "Написание политики

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улучшения прав рабочих-мигрантов".

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Давайте похлопаем Стэну!

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Так, что, черт возьми, происходит?!

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Ты скажи мне, что происходит!

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Очевидно, кто-то рассказал Стэну о ChatGPT!

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Вы, пацаны, тоже используете его для написания эссе!

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Да, мы все им пользуемся,

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и у нас был договор, что мы больше никому не скажем

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потому что тогда все начнут им пользоваться

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и мистер Гаррисон догадается!

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Так кто же проболтался Стэну?

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Я показал его Стэну как

инструмент для переписки с девушкой

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Черт возьми, Клайд!

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Нельзя использовать шикарный инструмент обмана, чтобы болтать с девушками!

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Ты всё испортишь!

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Это не должно быть всем доступно, пацаны!

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Если все начнут использовать ChatGPT,

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то мы потеряем наше несправедливое преимущество.

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Вот жеж епвашумать!

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Если они узнают, что нам больше не нужно работать,

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то и они не захотят работать, и нам всем конец!

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Кто первым нашел ChatGPT

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и решил использовать его для эссе?

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Баттерс.

Точно.

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Но потом Баттерс рассказал мне об этом,

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а я сказал ему, чтобы он больше никому не

рассказывал!

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Верно, но потом ты пошел и проболтался об этом

Клайду.

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Именно так. Я был немного взволнован.

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Пацаны, я больше никому не скажу!

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Думаете, я хочу, чтобы Венди

узнала об этом?

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Прекрасно. Значит, мы все в одной лодке

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Но вам, пацаны, нужно осторожно им пользоваться

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Потому что как только вы втянете в это девчонок,

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они всё испортят.

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Прямо как рабство.

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Боже, я не могу этого вынести, Рик!

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Что такое?

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Да постоянно надо ставить оценки этим дурацким эссе

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Я должен прочесть их все и прокомментировать

каждое.

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Господи.

Что-то произошло,

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и теперь некоторые пишут такие длинные,

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подробные эссе. Я не знаю, что происходит.

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Наверное, я очень хорошо их учил,

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может быть, даже слишком хорошо.

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Ага...

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Ты слышал про ChatGPT?

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- ChatGP-что за херня?

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Есть уже несколько разных приложений

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У него есть искусственный интеллект, оно берет

любую тему

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и может мгновенно выдать

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любой вид контента, который нужен

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Погоди-ка..

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Есть приложение, которое может использовать каждый

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и оно думает и пишет за тебя?

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Да.

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Ну, это просто потрясающе!

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Я могу использовать его для оценки всех работ,

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и никто никогда не узнает!

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Угу, конечно.

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Я просто введу заголовок эссе,

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и оно сгенерирует комментарий,

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и мне даже не придется читать эти глупости!

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Да, и тогда у тебя будет больше свободного времени.

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Как здорово.

Большое спасибо!

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Только надо убедиться, что никто не узнает, что я хитрю.

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О, и... слушай, Рик?

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Да?

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Спасибо, что сегодня ответил на все мои сообщения

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Это так поддерживает меня

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О, да.

Не вопрос.

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Хорошее заведение, да?

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Да, очень хорошее.

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Ну, это не большое событие,

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но я просто хотела пригласить тебя куда-нибудь

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чтобы сказать спасибо, Стэн.

За что?

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За то, что ты пошел навстречу и поработал над общением

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когда я об этом попросила

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О, это круто.

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То, о чем мы говорили, Стэн,

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это действительно помогает мне.

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Я не чувствую себя такой одинокой и непонятой

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Я так долго боялась кому-то рассказать о том

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что случилось со мной, когда мне было шесть лет.

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Да.

И...

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все, что ты сказал об этом, было как раз кстати

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Это изменило мое отношение ко всему этому.

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Ага

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И когда ты сказал, что с тобой произошло то же самое, я...

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Я не могла поверить.

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Ты был дома, когда это случилось?

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Угу.

Но ты прав

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Мы не можем зацикливаться на таких вещах.

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Ты во многом прав.

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Я только одного не понимаю.

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Насчет аварии на лодке в Швейцарии?

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Авария на лодке в Швейцарии...

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это было жестко.

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Мне казалось, ты говорил, что это было здорово.

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Это было здорово. И очень жестко.

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Но как это привело к тому, что случилось с твоим кузеном?

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О, черт. Который час?

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Начало пятого

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О, черт. Мама сказала мне быть дома

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как раз в начале пятого

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Прости, Венди.

Мне нужно идти.

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Нет, нет, нет, всё в порядке. Мне тоже пора.

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Ок, хорошо.

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Большое спасибо, Стэн.

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Спасибо, что ты единственный настоящий человек в моей жизни.

00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,864

Твою мать

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"О, Бебе, твое имя как песня

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Мелодия, застрявшая в моей голове так надолго

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Не могу не улыбаться, когда слышу его...

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Бебе, это имя всегда в моей голове".

00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,713

Боже, как очевидно.

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"Мечтаю проводить свои дни с тобой, Бебе".

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В Южном парке или где-нибудь еще.

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Разговаривать, смеяться, просто быть вместе".

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"Во сне, который, надеюсь, будет длиться вечно".

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Простите, мистер Гаррисон?

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Мистер Гаррисон?!

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А, да. Что?

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Извините, но мне нужно быстро обратиться к вашему классу.

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О, да, конечно.

Давайте.

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П'нятно, дети, мне нужно обсудить очень серьезный вопрос.

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Ходят слухи, что кто-то в этой школе

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использует технологии искусственного

интеллекта для написания эссе

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Ну и безумие!

Кто бы мог такое сделать?

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Я знаю, что все в этой школе честные,

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трудолюбивые, П'нятно

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даже не захотели бы использовать этот "ЧатГБД".

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ЧатГПТ!

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П'нятно, но школьный совет

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решил обратиться в компанию

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которая может обнаружить искусственный интеллект в

школьных работах

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и убедиться, что никто здесь не списывает.

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Они... Они что хотят?

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Мы просто соберем все школьные работы,

которые сможем...

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Стоп, стоп, стоп

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И затем проанализируем их

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на предмет наличия ИИ, ясно?

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Ну, они... эти еще не готовы.

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Не волнуйтесь. Мы вернем их вам

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после того, как проверяющие их посмотрят

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П'нятно, дети, извините за вторжение.

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Возвращайтесь к своим делам.

П'нятно.

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Черт побери!

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Я же говорил вам, что это случится!

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И что нам делать?!

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Мы ничего не можем сделать. Всё кончено!

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Мы потеряли наше несправедливое преимущество.

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Не это главное.

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Если они узнают, что я использовал OpenAI для занятий,

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Венди узнает, что я использовал его на ней,

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и это её раздавит!

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- Чувак, то же самое.

- Бебе меня убьет.

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И кто в этом виноват, пацаны?

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Я говорил вам, что как только вы втягиваете женщин

во что-то,

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они вс разрушат, как разрушили рабство.

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Ладно, Эрик, не мог бы ты объяснить

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как именно женщины разрушили рабство?

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Нет, не могу, ведь больше нельзя пользоваться ChatGPT

00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,923

потому что нас спалили!

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Слушай, может...

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возможно, эта технология обнаружения ИИ не

сработает.

00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,595

Неважно, сработает или нет

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Шило в мешке не утаили!

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Это должно было быть нашей темой

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для нас, чтобы получить преимущество, но теперь...

00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,372

Твою мать, ну-ка свлил от сюда нахер!

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П'нятно, я просто немного запутался.

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Считаете, мы не должны анализировать

школьные задания детей

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на предмет использования ИИ приложений?

00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,617

Слушайте, просто...

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это очень несправедливо по отношению к детям.

00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,888

Что мы хотим сказать?

Что не доверяем им?

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Ну боже мой!

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Но разве вы не думаете, что если дети не пишут работы сами,

00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,228

мы должны знать?

00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,063

И чего люди боятся?

00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,365

Что искусственный интеллект заменит настоящих писателей?

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Что Голливуд станет

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просто безвкусной переработкой старых идей?

00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,405

Он уже такой!

ИИ может помочь!

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Ну, не понимаю, чего вы от меня хотите.

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Да?

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Мистер Мэки, техник

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из школьного совета

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только что заехал на парковку.

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Кто-то здесь использует технологию искусственного

интеллекта, чтобы делать уроки?!

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Если здесь используется ChatGPT,

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я найду его.

00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,938

Бич Сумрака! Лети!

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Здравствуйте.

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Я психолог начальной школы Южного Парка.

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Это один из наших учителей, мистер Гаррисон.

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Меня...

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нанял школьный совет округа Парк

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чтобы определить, используют ли ученики

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технологию генеративного ИИ для своих работ

00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:09,068

Да, мы рады с вами поработать

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У нас тут много замечательных учеников.

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Достаточно одного ученика

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А потом это распространяется как рак.

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Идем, Бич Сумрака!

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Найдем этого мошенника, использующего ChatGPT!

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Меня уволят. Вот и всё.

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Мистер Гаррисон, можно с вами поговорить?

00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,753

Это важно, Стэн?

00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,255

Потому что у меня сейчас кое-какие дела.

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Да, это важно.

00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:51,494

Когда ты сделал что-то не так,

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иногда лучший выход -

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просто выйти и признать это.

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Хорошо.

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Ладно, ты прав.

Как ты до этого додумался?

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Клайд рассказал мне об этом.

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Я пришел к вам, потому что если они узнают обо мне,

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а вы накажете меня,

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это очень навредит Венди.

00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,514

Я не хочу никого наказывать, Стэн.

00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:14,016

Я всё понимаю.

Правда?

00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:16,385

Конечно, я думаю, почти весь мир понимает.

00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,954

Кому какое дело, кто использует ИИ-приложения?

00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,791

Это вс равно, что иметь хорошего помощника писателя.

00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,559

Да, как хороший помощник писателя.

00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,561

Да! Я имею в виду, ты всё равно

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тратишь время на то, чтобы нажимать на кнопки и

все такое.

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Да! Вы правда думаете,

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Венди не расстроится, что я использовал ChatGPT

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чтобы отвечать на её сообщения?

00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,804

Погоди. Его можно использовать

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чтобы отвечать на сообщения других людей?!

00:17:43,913 --> 00:17:47,249

Рик! Вот лживый кусок дерьма!

00:17:47,249 --> 00:17:48,651

Но мы же говорили, что можно понять...

00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,653

Нет! Это совсем другое!

00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,723

Тот, кто использует его для сообщений - монстр!

00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:58,494

П'нятно, пожалуйста, все сохраняйте спокойствие.

00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,995

Они поймали его!

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Они нашли ученика, который использовал ИИ-приложения.

00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,335

Отойдите! Все назад

00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,004

Ученик изолирован внутри.

00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,707

Что именно вы нашли?

00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:13,709

Мы просмотрели тысячи работ

00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,278

Но потом Бич Сумрака обнаружила тексты чат-бота

00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:18,013

в телефоне этого ученика.

00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,518

Видите? Она сходит с ума.

00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,919

О нет

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Что происходит?

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О, Боже.

Нет, нет, нет, нет.

00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:33,763

Сообщения от GPT в телефоне - не её.

00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:36,065

Держите детей подальше, Мэки.

00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,533

Нельзя дать этому распространиться!

00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,669

Я пойду и получу от неё признание

00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:01,390

Ты списывала домашние работы

00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,159

Нет, не списывала.

Скажи это!

00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:05,594

Ты использовала ChatGPT, чтобы писать эссе

00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:07,930

Признайся перед школой!

00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,732

Я сама пишу эссе

00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,434

Я не знаю, что делать.

00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:14,003

Я не настолько креативен, чтобы придумать выход из

ситуации.

00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:16,038

Стоп,

придумал

00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:26,868

Напиши историю, про мальчика по имени Стэн из Южного Парка. Стэну надо убедить свою девушку

00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:33,313

что ничего страшного, что он обманывал её, используя ИИ для общения. Всё будет хорошо, потому что он скажет, что он не виноват и в конце все согласятся, а девушка его простит

00:19:42,465 --> 00:19:44,200

Давным-давно

00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,303

в Южном парке жил мальчик по имени Стэн.

00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:49,605

Стэн очень любил свою девушку,

00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,675

но в последнее время он не был с ней откровенен.

00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:54,677

Однажды, когда Стэн пришел в школу,

00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:56,846

к нему подошел его лучший друг.

00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:58,881

Чувак, ты слышал, что случилось с твоей девушкой?

00:19:58,881 --> 00:20:00,216

Нет, а что с ней?

00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:02,117

Чел, её поймали на мошенничестве с эссе

00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:05,554

И тут Стэн заметил суматоху в коридоре.

00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:08,123

Эту ученицу посадят в тюрьму за списывание.

00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,826

Наркотики - это плохо, п'нятно?

00:20:10,826 --> 00:20:13,329

Ну-ка подождите!

00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:16,165

Слушайте, мы не можем обвинять людей, которые используют ChatGPT.

00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:17,733

Это не их вина.

00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,335

А чья же это вина?

00:20:19,335 --> 00:20:20,836

Я скажу вам

00:20:20,836 --> 00:20:22,838

Это всё гигантские технологические компании, которые захватили OpenAI

00:20:22,838 --> 00:20:25,040

упаковали его, монетизировали и выдали нам

00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,042

как можно скорее, чтобы вырваться вперед.

00:20:27,042 --> 00:20:29,211

Открытый ИИ настолько мощный, и он должен быть чем-то

00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:31,413

что каждый может использовать, контролировать и вносить свой вклад.

00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,349

Иначе ИИ будет контролироваться корпорациями

00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:35,584

которые просто хотят получить несправедливое преимущество, как это делает Картман.

00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:37,853

Эй! Пошел ты, тупой еврей!

00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:39,388

Мы не хотим, чтобы большие корпорации

00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,257

решали, что этично и приемлемо для ИИ.

00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:42,858

Нас всех использовали в своих интересах,

00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,326

и именно поэтому моя девушка полностью поймет

00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,428

что я использовал ChatGPT, чтобы отвечать на её сообщения.

00:20:46,428 --> 00:20:48,097

Именно так!

00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:50,933

Полагаю, теперь мы можем вас отпустить, мэм.

00:20:50,933 --> 00:20:53,369

Я найду эти технологические компании, которые

пытаются использовать открытый ИИ

00:20:53,369 --> 00:20:55,738

в своих корыстных целях, и я остановлю их!

00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:59,108

П'нятно, дети, я думаю, мы все можем идти домой,

П'нятно?

00:20:59,108 --> 00:21:00,776

Все были счастливы,

00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:03,913

а девушка Стэна полностью простила его

00:21:03,913 --> 00:21:05,447

Спасибо, что спас, Стэн.

00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:07,550

Не за что, милая.

00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:09,184

Все свободны!

00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,120

Ура!

00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:20,195

Боже, как я рад, что всё закончилось.

00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,730

Да, но...

00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:23,899

Я всё еще не совсем понимаю, что произошло.

00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:25,434

Ну, теперь мы хотя бы знаем, что иногда

00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:26,902

старый добрый "палец вверх" от человека

00:21:26,902 --> 00:21:28,771

лучше, чем сгенерированная машиной ложь.

00:21:28,771 --> 00:21:30,940

Да. Ты прав, Стэн.

00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:32,875

Я люблю тебя.

00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,778

Чувак, как ты всё это провернул?

00:21:35,778 --> 00:21:37,746

ChatGPT, чувак.

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Трей Паркер и ChatGPT

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

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- What is it?

- What happened, Bebe?

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Clyde just sent me

another text.

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Oh! Oh!

Oh! O!

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Oh, what's

this one say?

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I texted him if he thought

about me all the time,

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and he texted back,

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"It certainly seems

like all the time.

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It's hard to get someone

like you out of my mind.

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Aw! Aw!

Aw! A!

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Doesn't he just send

the best texts ever?

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- Yeah, he does!

- Sure does.

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Yesterday, I texted him,

"How do you know

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you're in love with me?"

And he said,

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"I know I'm in love with you

because spending time with you

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makes me feel like

I'm home

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and I can't imagine life

without you."

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- Aw!

- That's so sweet!

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Clyde wrote that?

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Do you really care

about me that much?

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Does Stan ever talk to

you like that, Wendy?

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No.

Every time I send

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Stan a text, he just responds

with a thumbs up emoji.

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Yeah, well, Clyde is just

really into me.

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Oh, he's texting back!

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{\an8}"Yes, I do care

about you that much.

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{\an8}You mean a lot to me

and I care deeply about you."

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Aw! Aw!

Aw! Aw!

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He's a Goddamn dream boat!

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Hey, Stan, is there a time

we could talk today?

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I'm feeling a little insecure

about some things.

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Hey, Clyde,

can I talk to you?

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Sure, bro.

Well, um,

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Wendy just came up

to me and was acting all hurt

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'cause she thinks

I don't care about her.

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Uh-huh.

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And she said that she wishes

I would reply to her texts

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the way that Clyde

responds to Bebe's.

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So, like...

how do you do it?

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ChatGPT, dude.

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ChatGPT?

Yeah, dude,

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there's a bunch of apps

and programs you can subscribe

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to that use OpenAI

to do all your writing for you.

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People use em to write poems,

write job applications,

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but what they're

really good for

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is dealing with chicks.

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Here. Check it out.

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There's tons of ChatGPT

apps for you phone.

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So, then I can take

whatever latest dumb thing

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Bebe texted me,

I copy it,

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then I open the GPT app,

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Click "respond to," paste

her text here, hit "write."

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It just thinks for a second.

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"You would look great

with any length of hair!

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Trying a new look

could be fun."

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Copy that into messages

and send it off.

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It's super easy and convenient

and it saves me a ton of time

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because she texts me

so Goddamn much.

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"I probably won't do it, but

thanks for being supportive."

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Cut. Paste. Write.

Cut. Messages. Paste.

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Send. There.

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All done with

her stupid shit.

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This is a real app?

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It'll completely

change your life, bro.

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Just, uh--

Just don't tell anybody, huh?

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If Bebe found out,

I'd be a dead man.

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♪ Wet ink on the paper

makes me nervous ♪

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♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪

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♪ And then, my breath

and my pulse and mind ♪

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♪ Quicken ♪

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♪ I come alive ♪

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♪ With every stroke

of every letter ♪

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♪ And every line you write ♪

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Keeps me awake thinking back

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♪ Oh, my first sight of you

was my first heart attack ♪

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Every letter makes me

lose my reason

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Every word is like

your kindest touch

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How much I need you

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♪ Would you give me yourself

or turn and run? ♪

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♪ You light up desire

just by describing it ♪

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♪ I read to myself

until I go blind ♪

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♪ Your words fall around me

all through the night ♪

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♪ I can't resist

and I don't want to fight ♪

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♪ Will you be held ♪

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♪ Will you be touched ♪

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♪ By my hand through

this paper? ♪

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♪ This is all too much ♪

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♪ Will we be ravaged ♪

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♪ Will we be true ♪

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♪ To somebody perfect,

somebody like you ♪

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♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪

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♪ I'm tired of learning ♪

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♪ I need to drink you ♪

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♪ My heart has been burning ♪

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Hey, Stan, I didn't

get it yet.

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Didn't get what?

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You asked me if I wanted

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a bedtime story about frogs

or a song about swans.

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I said a bedtime story!

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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.

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I'll send it to you right now.

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Okay, bye!

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Okay, children

let's take our seats.

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I've graded

your midterm essays,

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and I have to say, for the most

part, they were terrible.

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However, there were some essays

that I'm very happy with.

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There was a really great essay

from Clyde

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on the "1840s Labor Unions

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and Their Effect

on the Industrial Revolution."

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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!

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Great work, Clyde.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Uh-huh.

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Someone who never writes

good essays, Butters,

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wrote an amazing piece

on "Post-Cold War Poland

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and the Changing Provision

of Security."

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Check plus, Butters!

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Oh, uh... thanks.

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We also have another student

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who wrote a shockingly

good paper.

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This one's called "A Feminist

Neoliberal Perspective

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of Post-War Afghanistan"

by Eric Cartman!

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Ah, yes, thank you,

thank you.

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And this week, we have a new

student to the check plus club.

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For an amazing essay called

"Writing a Policy

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About Improving the Rights

of Migrant Workers."

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Let's hear it for Stan!

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All right, what the hell

is going on?!

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You tell me

what's going on!

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Clearly, somebody

told Stan about ChatGPT!

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You guys are using it

to write essays, too!

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Yes, we are all using it,

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and we had a pact that we

wouldn't tell anyone else

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because then everyone

will start using it

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and Mr. Garrison

will figure it out!

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So who fucking

blabbed to Stan?

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I just told Stan about it as

a tool to text his girlfriend.

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God damn it, Clyde!

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You don't use an amazing AI

cheating tool to talk to girls!

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You're gonna ruin

everything!

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This can't be open source,

you guys!

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If everyone starts

using ChatGPT,

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then we lose

our unfair advantage.

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Oh, God-fucking-damn it.

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If they find out that we

don't have to work anymore,

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then they aren't gonna want to

work and then we're all screwed!

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Who's the one

who first found ChatGPT

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and thought to use it

for essays?

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Butters.

Right.

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But then Butters

told me about it,

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and I told him

not to tell anyone else!

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Right, but then you went

and blabbed about it to Clyde.

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That's right.

I was a little excited.

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You guys, I'm not going

to tell anyone else!

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You really think I want Wendy

finding out about this thing?

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Fine. So we're all

in it together.

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But you guys need to be careful

what you use it for.

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Because once you bring girls

into things,

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they're gonna ruin it.

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Just like slavery.

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Ugh.

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Ugh, God,

I can't take it, Rick!

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What's the matter?

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Oh, it's just grading these

stupid papers all the time!

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I have to read em' all

and comment on each one of them.

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Jesus Christ.

Something's changed,

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and now a few of the kids are

writing these really long,

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detailed essays.

I don't know what's going on.

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I guess I've taught them

really well,

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maybe a bit too well.

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Uh, yeah...

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Have you ever heard

of ChatGPT?

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ChatGPWhoza what?

The fuck is that?

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There's a few apps now,

really. But see?

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It has AI and takes

any subject matter

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and can instantly give you

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whatever kind of content

you want.

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Wait a minute...

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There's an app

that anyone can use

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that does all the thinking

and writing for you?

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Yeah.

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Well, this is gonna be

amazing!

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I can use it to grade

all my papers,

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and no one

will ever know!

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Uh, yeah, sure.

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I'll just type

the title of the essay in,

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and it'll generate

a comment,

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and I don't even have to

read the stupid things!

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Yeah, and then you'll

have more free time.

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Oh, this is great.

Thanks so much!

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Just got to make sure nobody

finds out I'm being sneaky

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Oh, and--

and, hey, Rick?

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Yeah?

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Thanks for all the replies

to my texts today.

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They were really supportive.

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Oh. Yeah.

Sure thing.

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This place is good, right?

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Yeah, it's really good.

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Well, I know

it's not much,

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but I just wanted

to take you out somewhere

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to say thanks, Stan.

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For stepping up and working

on communication

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when I asked you to.

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Oh, that's cool.

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The things

we've talked about, Stan,

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it's really helping me.

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I don't feel so alone

and misunderstood.

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I've been so scared

for so long to tell anyone

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what happened to me

when I was six.

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Yeah.

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everything you had to say

about it was just right.

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It really changed the way

I think about the whole thing.

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Yeah.

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And when you said the same

thing happened to you, I--

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I couldn't believe it.

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Were you at home

when it happened?

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Yep.

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We can't dwell

on those things.

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You're right about

a lot of stuff.

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There was just that one thing

I don't understand.

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About the boating accident

in Switzerland?

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The boating accident

in Switzerland...

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was tough.

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I thought you said

it was great.

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It was great.

And very tough.

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But how did it cause

the thing with your cousin?

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Oh, shit.

What time is it?

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It's a little after 4:00.

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Oh, shit.

My mom told me to be home

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right at

a little after 4:00.

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Sorry, Wendy.

I-I gotta get going.

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No, no, no, that's totally okay.

I gotta get going, too.

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Okay, cool.

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Thank you so much, Stan.

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Thank you for being the only

real thing in my life.

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Shit.

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"Oh, Bebe, your name

is like a song.

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A melody stuck

in my head so long.

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I can't help but smile

when I hear it said--

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Bebe, the name

always in my head."

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Oh, God, so obvious.

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"I dream of spending

my days with you, Bebe.

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In South Park

or anywhere that maybay.

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Talking, laughing,

just being together."

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Beruhre meinen korper ♪

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"In a dream

I hope will last forever."

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Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?

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Beruhre meinen korper ♪

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Mr. Garrison?!

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Oh, yeah.

What?

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I'm sorry, but I need to address

your class really quick.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

Go ahead.

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M'kay, kids, I need to discuss

a very serious matter.

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There is a rumor going around

that someone at this school

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is using open AI technology

to do their work.

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Well, that's crazy!

Who would do that?

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Now, I know that everyone

at this school is honest,

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hard-working,

m'kay, wouldn't--

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wouldn't even want

to use this "ChatGBD."

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ChatGPT!

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Oh, m'kay,

but the school board

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has decided

to call in a company

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that can detect AI

in schoolwork

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and make sure nobody here

is cheating.

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They--

They are gonna what?

00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,271

So we're just gonna collect all

the school work that we can--

00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,397

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,649

And we are gonna

have them analyzed

00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,567

for any AI contributions,

m'kay?

00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,528

Well, those are--

those aren't, uh, quite ready.

00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,862

Don't worry.

We'll get these all back to you

00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,405

after the testers

look through them.

00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,115

M'kay, kids,

sorry for the intrusion.

00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,867

Get back to your day.

M'kay.

00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,329

God fucking dammit!

00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,705

I told you guys

this was gonna happen!

00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,915

What are we gonna do?!

00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,416

There's nothing we can do.

It's over!

00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,876

We've lost

our unfair advantage.

00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,419

That's not

what's important.

00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,088

If they find out I've been

using open AI for class,

00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,756

Wendy's gonna know

I've been using it with her,

00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,258

and it's gonna

crush her!

00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,385

Dude, same.

Bebe's gonna fucking kill me.

00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,886

And who's fault is that,

you guys?

00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,721

I told you that once

you bring women into things,

00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,099

they ruin it just like

they did slavery.

00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,475

Okay, Eric,

could you explain

00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,060

exactly how women

ruined slavery?

00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,521

No, I can't, because I can't

use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore

00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,772

'cause we got

fuckin' busted!

00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,274

Look, maybe--

00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,526

maybe this AI-detection

technology won't work.

00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,319

It doesn't matter

if it doesn't work.

00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,946

Cat is out of the bag now!

00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322

This was supposed to be

our thing

00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,700

for us to get ahead,

but now--

00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,162

God dammit,

get the fuck out of here!

00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,626

M'kay, I'm just

a little confused.

00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,796

You think we shouldn't have

the kids' schoolwork analyzed

00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,840

for using AI writing apps?

00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550

Look, it's just--

00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260

it's really unfair

to the kids.

00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,679

I mean, what are we saying?

That we don't trust them?

00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,472

I mean, geez!

00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,809

But don't you think if kids

aren't writing their own papers,

00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,977

we should know?

00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,770

Oh, what are people

afraid of?

00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,148

That AI is gonna replace

real writers?

00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,566

That Hollywood

is gonna become

00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568

just a bland recycling

of old ideas?

00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,154

It already is!

AI might help it!

00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,364

Well, I don't know

what you want me to do.

00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,618

Mr. Mackey, the technician

00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,161

from the school advisory board

00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,288

just pulled

into the parking lot.

00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,347

Someone here using AI technology

to do their classwork?!

00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,309

If there is ChatGPT

being used here,

00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,186

I will find it.

00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,687

Shadowbane! Fly!

00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,908

Uh, hello.

00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,826

I'm the counselor here

at South Park Elementary.

00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,996

This is one of our teachers,

Mr. Garrison.

00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,956

I...

00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,042

have been hired by

the Park Country School Board

00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,960

to determine

if any students

00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,382

are using generative

AI technology to do their work.

00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,759

Uh, yes, we're excited

to work with you.

00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511

We have a lot

of great students here.

00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,891

It only takes

one student.

00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,144

And then it spreads

like a cancer.

00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,481

Come, Shadowbane!

00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,734

Let us find this

ChatGPT-using cheater!

00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,455

I'm gonna get fired.

That's it.

00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,167

Mr. Garrison,

can I talk to you?

00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669

Oh, is it important, Stan?

00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,171

'Cause I'm kinda dealing

with some stuff right now.

00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,132

Yes, it is important.

00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,385

You know, when you've done

something wrong,

00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,553

sometimes

the best thing to do

00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,763

is just come out

and admit it.

00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,099

Okay.

00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,686

Okay, you're right.

How did you find out?

00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,688

Clyde told me about it.

00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,607

I came to you because if they

find something out about me,

00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984

and you punish me,

00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,069

it's gonna

really hurt Wendy.

00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,447

I don't wanna

punish anyone, Stan.

00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,032

I completely understand.

00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,452

Sure, I think

most the world does.

00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,954

I mean, why does it matter

who uses AI apps?

00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,749

It's just like having

a good writer's assistant.

00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,459

Yeah, like a good

writer's assistant.

00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,627

Yeah! I mean,

you're still the one

00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,047

taking the time to, like,

push the buttons and stuff.

00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548

Yeah!

So you really don't think

00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,049

Wendy would be upset

that I used ChatGPT

00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,010

to respond

to her texts?

00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,803

Hold on.

People can use it

00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,472

to respond

to other people's texts?!

00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,232

Rick!

That lying piece of shit!

00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,609

But we were just saying

it was understandable--

00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,527

No! This is totally

different!

00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,655

Whoever uses it for messages

is a fuckin' monster!

00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,494

M'kay, everyone,

please just stay calm.

00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,953

They got him!

00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,580

They found the kid

that's been using AI apps.

00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,168

Get back!

Get back, all of you.

00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,004

I have the student

isolated inside.

00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,590

W-What exactly

have you found?

00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550

We went through

thousands of papers.

00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,178

But then Shadowbane

detected Chatbot writing

00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,096

in this student's phone.

00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,559

There, you see?

She's going crazy.

00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,852

Oh, no.

00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,650

What is going on?

00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,276

Oh, God.

No, no, no, no.

00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,695

The GPT stuff on her phone

didn't come from her.

00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,115

Keep all the children back, Mackey.

00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,407

We can't let it spread!

00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,577

I will go inside

and get her confession.

00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,306

You have been cheating

on your schoolwork.

00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,058

No, I haven't.

Say it!

00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,394

You have used ChatGPT

to write your essays for you.

00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,938

Now humble yourself

before the school!

00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,731

I write my own essays.

00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400

I don't know what to do.

00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,027

I'm not creative enough

to think of a way out of this.

00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,029

Wait.

That's it.

00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,099

Female AI voice:

Once upon a time,

00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,269

there was a boy named Stan

who lived in South Park.

00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,688

Stan loved his girlfriend

very much,

00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,482

but lately he hadn't

been truthful with her.

00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,484

One day, when

Stan got to school,

00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,695

he was approached

by his best friend.

00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,864

Dude, did you hear what happened

to your girlfriend?

00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,198

No, what about her?

00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,034

Dude, she got caught

cheating on her essay.

00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,579

Just then, Stan noticed

a commotion down the hallway.

00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,248

This student is going

to jail for cheating.

00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,792

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,253

Hold it right there!

00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,214

Look, everyone, we can't blame

people who are using ChatGPT.

00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,674

It's not their fault.

00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,176

Well, whose fault is it?

00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,636

I'll tell you who.

00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,888

It's the giant tech companies

who took open AI,

00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,932

packaged it, monetized it,

and pushed it out to all of us

00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,934

as fast as they could

in order to get ahead.

00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,144

Open AI is so powerful

that it has to be something

00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,396

that everyone can use,

control, and contribute to.

00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,315

Or else AI will be controlled

by corporations

00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,484

who just want an unfair

advantage like Cartman does.

00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,778

Hey!

Screw you, you dumb Jew!

00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,363

We don't want

big corporations

00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,281

deciding what's ethical

and acceptable for AI.

00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,699

We were all

taken advantage of,

00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,326

and that's why my girlfriend

would totally understand

00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,328

that I used ChatGPT

to respond to her texts.

00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,996

That's right!

00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,999

Well, I guess we can

let you go now, ma'am.

00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,335

I will find these tech companies

who are trying to use open AI

00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,587

for their own gains,

and I will stop them!

00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,049

M'kay, kids, I think

we can all go home, m'kay?

00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,550

Female AI voice:

Everyone was happy,

00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,845

and Stan's girlfriend

completely forgave him.

00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,263

Thanks for saving me, Stan.

00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,474

You're welcome, sweetheart.

00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,059

Class dismissed!

00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,144

Yay!

00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,070

Boy, I'm sure glad

that's over with.

00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530

Yeah, but...

00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,782

I'm still really not sure

what just happened.

00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,492

Well, now at least we know

that sometimes

00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,785

a good ol' thumbs up

from a human

00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,662

is better than

a machine-generated lie.

00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,998

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right, Stan.

00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791

I love you.

00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,752

Dude, how did you

pull all that off?

00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,838

ChatGPT, dude.

00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:11,928

♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,

gonna have myself a time ♪

00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,847

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,598

♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,685

♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,186

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,105

♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,233

♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,653

♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615

♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,543

You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,462

- What is it?

- What happened, Bebe?

00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,714

Clyde just sent me

another text.

00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,007

Oh! Oh!

Oh! O!

00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,717

Oh, what's

this one say?

00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,886

I texted him if he thought

about me all the time,

00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,429

and he texted back,

00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,055

"It certainly seems

like all the time.

00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:58,475

It's hard to get someone

like you out of my mind.

00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,143

Aw! Aw!

Aw! A!

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Doesn't he just send

the best texts ever?

00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,189

- Yeah, he does!

- Sure does.

00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,232

Yesterday, I texted him,

"How do you know

00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,151

you're in love with me?"

And he said,

00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,236

"I know I'm in love with you

because spending time with you

00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,654

makes me feel like

I'm home

00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,656

and I can't imagine life

without you."

00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,325

- Aw!

- That's so sweet!

00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,659

Clyde wrote that?

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[ Cell phone dings ]

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Do you really care

about me that much?

00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,665

Does Stan ever talk to

you like that, Wendy?

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No.

Every time I send

00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:27,420

Stan a text, he just responds

with a thumbs up emoji.

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Yeah, well, Clyde is just

really into me.

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Oh, he's texting back!

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{\an8}"Yes, I do care

about you that much.

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{\an8}You mean a lot to me

and I care deeply about you."

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Aw! Aw!

Aw! Aw!

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[ Bell rings ]

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He's a Goddamn dream boat!

00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:54,697

{\an8}♪

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[ Cell phone dings ]

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Hey, Stan, is there a time

we could talk today?

00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,704

I'm feeling a little insecure

about some things.

00:02:01,704 --> 00:02:03,665

[ Message sent chime ]

00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:12,715

{\an8}♪

00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,139

Hey, Clyde,

can I talk to you?

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Sure, bro.

Well, um,

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Wendy just came up

to me and was acting all hurt

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'cause she thinks

I don't care about her.

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Uh-huh.

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And she said that she wishes

I would reply to her texts

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the way that Clyde

responds to Bebe's.

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So, like...

how do you do it?

00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,073

ChatGPT, dude.

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ChatGPT?

Yeah, dude,

00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,828

there's a bunch of apps

and programs you can subscribe

00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,497

to that use OpenAI

to do all your writing for you.

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People use em to write poems,

write job applications,

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but what they're

really good for

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is dealing with chicks.

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Here. Check it out.

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There's tons of ChatGPT

apps for you phone.

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So, then I can take

whatever latest dumb thing

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Bebe texted me,

I copy it,

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then I open the GPT app,

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Click "respond to," paste

her text here, hit "write."

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It just thinks for a second.

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"You would look great

with any length of hair!

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Trying a new look

could be fun."

00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,938

Copy that into messages

and send it off.

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It's super easy and convenient

and it saves me a ton of time

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because she texts me

so Goddamn much.

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[ Cell phone buzzes ]

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"I probably won't do it, but

thanks for being supportive."

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Cut. Paste. Write.

Cut. Messages. Paste.

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Send. There.

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[ Message sent chime ]

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All done with

her stupid shit.

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This is a real app?

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It'll completely

change your life, bro.

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Just, uh--

Just don't tell anybody, huh?

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If Bebe found out,

I'd be a dead man.

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{\an8}♪

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Woman: ♪ Wet ink on the paper

makes me nervous ♪

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♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪

00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:05,244

♪ And then, my breath

and my pulse and mind ♪

00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,330

♪ Quicken ♪

00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,915

[ Cell phone buzzes ]

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♪ I come alive ♪

00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,002

♪ With every stroke

of every letter ♪

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♪ And every line you write ♪

00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,299

Keeps me awake thinking back

00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:23,471

♪ Oh, my first sight of you

was my first heart attack ♪

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Every letter makes me

lose my reason

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Every word is like

your kindest touch

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[ Cell phone buzzes ]

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How much I need you

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♪ Would you give me yourself

or turn and run? ♪

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♪ You light up desire

just by describing it ♪

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♪ I read to myself

until I go blind ♪

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♪ Your words fall around me

all through the night ♪

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♪ I can't resist

and I don't want to fight ♪

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[ Cell phone buzzes ]

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Man: ♪ Will you be held ♪

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♪ Will you be touched ♪

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♪ By my hand through

this paper? ♪

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♪ This is all too much ♪

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♪ Will we be ravaged ♪

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♪ Will we be true ♪

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♪ To somebody perfect,

somebody like you ♪

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♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪

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♪ I'm tired of learning ♪

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♪ I need to drink you ♪

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♪ My heart has been burning ♪

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[ Cell phone ringing ]

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[ Beep ]

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Hey, Stan, I didn't

get it yet.

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Didn't get what?

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You asked me if I wanted

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a bedtime story about frogs

or a song about swans.

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I said a bedtime story!

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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.

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I'll send it to you right now.

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Okay, bye!

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{\an8}♪

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[ Bell rings ]

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Okay, children

let's take our seats.

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I've graded

your midterm essays,

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and I have to say, for the most

part, they were terrible.

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However, there were some essays

that I'm very happy with.

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There was a really great essay

from Clyde

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on the "1840s Labor Unions

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and Their Effect

on the Industrial Revolution."

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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!

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Great work, Clyde.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Uh-huh.

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Someone who never writes

good essays, Butters,

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wrote an amazing piece

on "Post-Cold War Poland

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and the Changing Provision

of Security."

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Check plus, Butters!

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Oh, uh... thanks.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

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We also have another student

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who wrote a shockingly

good paper.

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This one's called "A Feminist

Neoliberal Perspective

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of Post-War Afghanistan"

by Eric Cartman!

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Ah, yes, thank you,

thank you.

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{\an8}♪

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And this week, we have a new

student to the check plus club.

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For an amazing essay called

"Writing a Policy

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About Improving the Rights

of Migrant Workers."

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Let's hear it for Stan!

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[ Applause ]

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{\an8}♪

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All right, what the hell

is going on?!

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You tell me

what's going on!

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Clearly, somebody

told Stan about ChatGPT!

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You guys are using it

to write essays, too!

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Yes, we are all using it,

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and we had a pact that we

wouldn't tell anyone else

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because then everyone

will start using it

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and Mr. Garrison

will figure it out!

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So who fucking

blabbed to Stan?

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I just told Stan about it as

a tool to text his girlfriend.

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God damn it, Clyde!

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You don't use an amazing AI

cheating tool to talk to girls!

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You're gonna ruin

everything!

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This can't be open source,

you guys!

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If everyone starts

using ChatGPT,

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then we lose

our unfair advantage.

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[ Zipper unzips ]

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[ Urinating ]

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[ Sniffs ]

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[ Grunts, farts ]

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[ Zipper zips ]

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[ Urinal flushes ]

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[ Under breath ]

Oh, God-fucking-damn it.

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[ Water running ]

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If they find out that we

don't have to work anymore,

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then they aren't gonna want to

work and then we're all screwed!

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Who's the one

who first found ChatGPT

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and thought to use it

for essays?

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Butters.

Right.

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But then Butters

told me about it,

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and I told him

not to tell anyone else!

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Right, but then you went

and blabbed about it to Clyde.

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That's right.

I was a little excited.

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You guys, I'm not going

to tell anyone else!

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You really think I want Wendy

finding out about this thing?

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Fine. So we're all

in it together.

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But you guys need to be careful

what you use it for.

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Because once you bring girls

into things,

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they're gonna ruin it.

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Just like slavery.

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Ugh.

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Ugh, God,

I can't take it, Rick!

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What's the matter?

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Oh, it's just grading these

stupid papers all the time!

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I have to read em' all

and comment on each one of them.

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Jesus Christ.

Something's changed,

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and now a few of the kids are

writing these really long,

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detailed essays.

I don't know what's going on.

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I guess I've taught them

really well,

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maybe a bit too well.

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Uh, yeah...

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Have you ever heard

of ChatGPT?

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ChatGPWhoza what?

The fuck is that?

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There's a few apps now,

really. But see?

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It has AI and takes

any subject matter

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and can instantly give you

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whatever kind of content

you want.

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Wait a minute...

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There's an app

that anyone can use

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that does all the thinking

and writing for you?

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Yeah.

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Well, this is gonna be

amazing!

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I can use it to grade

all my papers,

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and no one

will ever know!

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Uh, yeah, sure.

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I'll just type

the title of the essay in,

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and it'll generate

a comment,

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and I don't even have to

read the stupid things!

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Yeah, and then you'll

have more free time.

00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,731

Oh, this is great.

Thanks so much!

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Just got to make sure nobody

finds out I'm being sneaky

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Oh, and--

and, hey, Rick?

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Yeah?

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Thanks for all the replies

to my texts today.

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They were really supportive.

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Oh. Yeah.

Sure thing.

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[ Indistinct conversations

in background ]

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This place is good, right?

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Yeah, it's really good.

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Well, I know

it's not much,

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but I just wanted

to take you out somewhere

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to say thanks, Stan.

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For stepping up and working

on communication

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when I asked you to.

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Oh, that's cool.

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The things

we've talked about, Stan,

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it's really helping me.

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I don't feel so alone

and misunderstood.

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I've been so scared

for so long to tell anyone

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what happened to me

when I was six.

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Yeah.

00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,622

everything you had to say

about it was just right.

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It really changed the way

I think about the whole thing.

00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,669

Yeah.

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And when you said the same

thing happened to you, I--

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I couldn't believe it.

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Were you at home

when it happened?

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Yep.

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We can't dwell

on those things.

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You're right about

a lot of stuff.

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There was just that one thing

I don't understand.

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About the boating accident

in Switzerland?

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The boating accident

in Switzerland...

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was tough.

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I thought you said

it was great.

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It was great.

And very tough.

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But how did it cause

the thing with your cousin?

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Oh, shit.

What time is it?

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It's a little after 4:00.

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Oh, shit.

My mom told me to be home

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right at

a little after 4:00.

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Sorry, Wendy.

I-I gotta get going.

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No, no, no, that's totally okay.

I gotta get going, too.

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Okay, cool.

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Thank you so much, Stan.

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Thank you for being the only

real thing in my life.

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Shit.

00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,734

Clyde: "Oh, Bebe, your name

is like a song.

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A melody stuck

in my head so long.

00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,615

I can't help but smile

when I hear it said--

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Bebe, the name

always in my head."

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Oh, God, so obvious.

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Clyde: "I dream of spending

my days with you, Bebe.

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In South Park

or anywhere that maybay.

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Talking, laughing,

just being together."

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[ Through headphones ]

Beruhre meinen korper ♪

00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,964

"In a dream

I hope will last forever."

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Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?

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Beruhre meinen korper ♪

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Mr. Garrison?!

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Oh, yeah.

What?

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I'm sorry, but I need to address

your class really quick.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

Go ahead.

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M'kay, kids, I need to discuss

a very serious matter.

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There is a rumor going around

that someone at this school

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is using open AI technology

to do their work.

00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,532

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

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{\an8}♪

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Well, that's crazy!

Who would do that?

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Now, I know that everyone

at this school is honest,

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hard-working,

m'kay, wouldn't--

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wouldn't even want

to use this "ChatGBD."

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ChatGPT!

00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,384

Oh, m'kay,

but the school board

00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,553

has decided

to call in a company

00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,680

that can detect AI

in schoolwork

00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,517

and make sure nobody here

is cheating.

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They--

They are gonna what?

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So we're just gonna collect all

the school work that we can--

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,649

And we are gonna

have them analyzed

00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,567

for any AI contributions,

m'kay?

00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,528

Well, those are--

those aren't, uh, quite ready.

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Don't worry.

We'll get these all back to you

00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,405

after the testers

look through them.

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M'kay, kids,

sorry for the intrusion.

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Get back to your day.

M'kay.

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God fucking dammit!

00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,705

I told you guys

this was gonna happen!

00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,915

What are we gonna do?!

00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,416

There's nothing we can do.

It's over!

00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,876

We've lost

our unfair advantage.

00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,419

That's not

what's important.

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If they find out I've been

using open AI for class,

00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,756

Wendy's gonna know

I've been using it with her,

00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,258

and it's gonna

crush her!

00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,385

Dude, same.

Bebe's gonna fucking kill me.

00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,886

And who's fault is that,

you guys?

00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,721

I told you that once

you bring women into things,

00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,099

they ruin it just like

they did slavery.

00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,475

Okay, Eric,

could you explain

00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,060

exactly how women

ruined slavery?

00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,521

No, I can't, because I can't

use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore

00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,772

'cause we got

fuckin' busted!

00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,274

Look, maybe--

00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,526

maybe this AI-detection

technology won't work.

00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,319

It doesn't matter

if it doesn't work.

00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,946

Cat is out of the bag now!

00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322

This was supposed to be

our thing

00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,700

for us to get ahead,

but now--

00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,162

God dammit,

get the fuck out of here!

00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,626

M'kay, I'm just

a little confused.

00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,796

You think we shouldn't have

the kids' schoolwork analyzed

00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,840

for using AI writing apps?

00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550

Look, it's just--

00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260

it's really unfair

to the kids.

00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,679

I mean, what are we saying?

That we don't trust them?

00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,472

I mean, geez!

00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,809

But don't you think if kids

aren't writing their own papers,

00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,977

we should know?

00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,770

Oh, what are people

afraid of?

00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,148

That AI is gonna replace

real writers?

00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,566

That Hollywood

is gonna become

00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568

just a bland recycling

of old ideas?

00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,154

It already is!

AI might help it!

00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,364

Well, I don't know

what you want me to do.

00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,116

[ Intercom beeps ]

00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,618

Woman:

Mr. Mackey, the technician

00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,161

from the school advisory board

00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,288

just pulled

into the parking lot.

00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,083

[ Indistinct conversations ]

00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,128

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:27,176

{\an8}♪

00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,347

Someone here using AI technology

to do their classwork?!

00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,309

If there is ChatGPT

being used here,

00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,186

I will find it.

00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,687

Shadowbane! Fly!

00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,898

[ Shadowbane screeches ]

00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,905

[ Blows ]

00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,531

[ Rings bell ]

00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,908

Uh, hello.

00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,826

I'm the counselor here

at South Park Elementary.

00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,996

This is one of our teachers,

Mr. Garrison.

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I...

00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,042

have been hired by

the Park Country School Board

00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,960

to determine

if any students

00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,382

are using generative

AI technology to do their work.

00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,759

Uh, yes, we're excited

to work with you.

00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511

We have a lot

of great students here.

00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,638

[ Sniffs ]

00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,891

It only takes

one student.

00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,184

[ Popping ]

00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,144

And then it spreads

like a cancer.

00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,481

Come, Shadowbane!

00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,734

Let us find this

ChatGPT-using cheater!

00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,569

[ Shadowbane screeches ]

00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,911

[ Sad music plays ]

00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,455

I'm gonna get fired.

That's it.

00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,167

Mr. Garrison,

can I talk to you?

00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669

Oh, is it important, Stan?

00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,171

'Cause I'm kinda dealing

with some stuff right now.

00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,132

Yes, it is important.

00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,385

You know, when you've done

something wrong,

00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,553

sometimes

the best thing to do

00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,763

is just come out

and admit it.

00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,099

[ Sighs ]

Okay.

00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,686

Okay, you're right.

How did you find out?

00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,688

Clyde told me about it.

00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,607

I came to you because if they

find something out about me,

00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984

and you punish me,

00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,069

it's gonna

really hurt Wendy.

00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,447

I don't wanna

punish anyone, Stan.

00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,032

I completely understand.

00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,452

Sure, I think

most the world does.

00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,954

I mean, why does it matter

who uses AI apps?

00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,749

It's just like having

a good writer's assistant.

00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,459

Yeah, like a good

writer's assistant.

00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,627

Yeah! I mean,

you're still the one

00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,047

taking the time to, like,

push the buttons and stuff.

00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548

Yeah!

So you really don't think

00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,049

Wendy would be upset

that I used ChatGPT

00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,010

to respond

to her texts?

00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,803

Hold on.

People can use it

00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,472

to respond

to other people's texts?!

00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,891

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:43,896

{\an8}♪

00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,232

Rick!

That lying piece of shit!

00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,609

But we were just saying

it was understandable--

00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,527

No! This is totally

different!

00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,655

Whoever uses it for messages

is a fuckin' monster!

00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,033

[ Kids chattering and shouting ]

00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,494

M'kay, everyone,

please just stay calm.

00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,953

They got him!

00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,580

They found the kid

that's been using AI apps.

00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,168

Get back!

Get back, all of you.

00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,004

I have the student

isolated inside.

00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,590

W-What exactly

have you found?

00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550

We went through

thousands of papers.

00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,178

But then Shadowbane

detected Chatbot writing

00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,096

in this student's phone.

00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,348

[ Shadowbane screeches ]

00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,559

There, you see?

She's going crazy.

00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,852

Oh, no.

00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,650

What is going on?

00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,276

Oh, God.

No, no, no, no.

00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,695

The GPT stuff on her phone

didn't come from her.

00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,115

Keep all the children back, Mackey.

00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,407

We can't let it spread!

00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,577

I will go inside

and get her confession.

00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:57,302

[ Bells ringing ]

00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,306

You have been cheating

on your schoolwork.

00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,058

No, I haven't.

Say it!

00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,394

You have used ChatGPT

to write your essays for you.

00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,938

Now humble yourself

before the school!

00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,731

I write my own essays.

00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400

I don't know what to do.

00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,027

I'm not creative enough

to think of a way out of this.

00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,029

Wait.

That's it.

00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,745

[ Buttons clicking ]

00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,882

[ Message whooshes ]

00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,099

Female AI voice:

Once upon a time,

00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,269

there was a boy named Stan

who lived in South Park.

00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,688

Stan loved his girlfriend

very much,

00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,482

but lately he hadn't

been truthful with her.

00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,484

One day, when

Stan got to school,

00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,695

he was approached

by his best friend.

00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,864

Dude, did you hear what happened

to your girlfriend?

00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,198

No, what about her?

00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,034

Dude, she got caught

cheating on her essay.

00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,579

Just then, Stan noticed

a commotion down the hallway.

00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,248

This student is going

to jail for cheating.

00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,792

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,253

Hold it right there!

00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,214

Look, everyone, we can't blame

people who are using ChatGPT.

00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,674

It's not their fault.

00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,176

Well, whose fault is it?

00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,636

I'll tell you who.

00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,888

It's the giant tech companies

who took open AI,

00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,932

packaged it, monetized it,

and pushed it out to all of us

00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,934

as fast as they could

in order to get ahead.

00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,144

Open AI is so powerful

that it has to be something

00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,396

that everyone can use,

control, and contribute to.

00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,315

Or else AI will be controlled

by corporations

00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,484

who just want an unfair

advantage like Cartman does.

00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,778

Hey!

Screw you, you dumb Jew!

00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,363

We don't want

big corporations

00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,281

deciding what's ethical

and acceptable for AI.

00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,699

We were all

taken advantage of,

00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,326

and that's why my girlfriend

would totally understand

00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,328

that I used ChatGPT

to respond to her texts.

00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,996

That's right!

00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,999

Well, I guess we can

let you go now, ma'am.

00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,335

I will find these tech companies

who are trying to use open AI

00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,587

for their own gains,

and I will stop them!

00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,049

M'kay, kids, I think

we can all go home, m'kay?

00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,550

Female AI voice:

Everyone was happy,

00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,845

and Stan's girlfriend

completely forgave him.

00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,263

Thanks for saving me, Stan.

00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,474

You're welcome, sweetheart.

00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,059

Class dismissed!

00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,144

All: Yay!

00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,271

[ School bell rings ]

00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,232

[ Indistinct conversations ]

00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,070

Boy, I'm sure glad

that's over with.

00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530

Yeah, but...

00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,782

I'm still really not sure

what just happened.

00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,492

Well, now at least we know

that sometimes

00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,785

a good ol' thumbs up

from a human

00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,662

is better than

a machine-generated lie.

00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,998

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right, Stan.

00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791

I love you.

00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,752

Dude, how did you

pull all that off?

00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,838

ChatGPT, dude.

00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,264

{\an8}♪

00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:15,333

{\an8}♪

00:00:03,806 --> 00:00:05,956

В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ,

НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ

00:00:09,086 --> 00:00:12,086

Соберу я свой рюкзак и поеду в Саус Парк.

00:00:12,086 --> 00:00:15,656

Дружелюбный здесь народ, благочестие цветёт.

00:00:15,656 --> 00:00:18,776

В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь и печали забываешь.

00:00:18,776 --> 00:00:22,446

Стоит только выйти в свет,

все кричат: «Привет, сосед!».

00:00:22,446 --> 00:00:25,616

В Саус Парке не печалься, отдыхай и расслабляйся.

00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:31,876

В Саус Парке ждут тебя мои верные друзья.

00:00:34,344 --> 00:00:37,094

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:50,576

Я ЦЕНЮ ВРЕМЯ, ПРОВЕДЁННОЕ ВМЕСТЕ

КАК ПРОШЁЛ ТВОЙ ДЕНЬ?

00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:54,626

ПРИВЕТ, СТЭН, Я ДУМАЮ О ТЕБЕ

ТВОЕМУ ПАПЕ УЖЕ ЛУЧШЕ?

00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:56,786

ДУМАЕШЬ, МНЕ ПОЙДЁТ КОРОТКАЯ СТРИЖКА?

00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:23,906

ОБРАЩАЙСЯ! Я ПОДДЕРЖУ ЛЮБОЕ ТВОЁ РЕШЕНИЕ

00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,126

ФЕРМЫ НАДЁЖНОСТИ

00:03:46,547 --> 00:03:49,676

КАЖЕТСЯ, Я ТЕБЯ ТЕРЯЮ

ВИДИМО, НЕ СУДЬБА

00:04:01,256 --> 00:04:04,356

Я НЕ ХОЧУ ТЕБЯ ТЕРЯТЬ

ЕЩЁ МОЖНО ВСЁ ИСПРАВИТЬ

00:04:11,332 --> 00:04:15,076

Я ВЕРЮ, ЧТО У НАС МОЖЕТ ВСЁ ПОЛУЧИТЬСЯ

ДАВАЙ НЕ СТАВИТЬ ДРУГ НА ДРУГЕ КРЕСТ

00:04:26,776 --> 00:04:30,556

СПАСИБО, СТЭН, Я ПРОСТО ХОТЕЛА

ВНИМАНИЯ, РАДА, ЧТО ТЫ ПЫТАЕШЬСЯ

00:04:40,496 --> 00:04:44,786

НЕ ЗА ЧТО, Я ПОНЯЛ, ЧТО ОБЩЕНИЕ — ЭТО ВАЖНО,

И ТЕПЕРЬ ВСЕГДА БУДУ К НЕМУ ОТКРЫТ

00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:41,252

НАПИШИ СКАЗКУ ПРО ЛЯГУШЕК

00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:44,096

ЖИЛИ-БЫЛИ В ОДНОМ ПРУДУ ЛЯГУШКИ...

00:05:50,816 --> 00:05:53,546

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:10:23,617 --> 00:10:25,820

КАФЕ-МОРОЖЕНОЕ

00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:14,346

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:16,936

ДЕНЬ ПОЭЗИИ

00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:27,099

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:19:16,746 --> 00:19:19,968

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,756

НАПИШИ ИСТОРИЮ О СТЭНЕ ИЗ САУС ПАРКА,

КОТОРЫЙ УБЕДИЛ СВОЮ ДЕВУШКУ, ЧТО...

00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:33,186

ОТВЕЧАТЬ ЧЕРЕЗ ПРИЛОЖЕНИЕ — НОРМАЛЬНО,

ВСЕ СОГЛАШАЮТСЯ И ОНА ЕГО ПРОЩАЕТ

00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:36,226

ДУМАЮ...

00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:40,546

ЖИЛ ДА БЫЛ В САУС ПАРКЕ

ОДИН МАЛЬЧИК ПО ИМЕНИ СТЭН...

00:19:42,335 --> 00:19:45,786

САУС ПАРК

00:21:10,785 --> 00:21:14,135

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:00:03,806 --> 00:00:04,937

ГОЛОСИ ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ

СПАРОДІЙОВАНО... ЩЕ Й КЕПСЬКО. У СЕРІАЛІ

00:00:04,968 --> 00:00:06,098

Є ГРУБА ЛЕКСИКА І ВІН НЕ

РЕКОМЕНДУЄТЬСЯ ДЛЯ ПЕРЕГЛЯДУ НІКОМУ.

00:00:09,086 --> 00:00:11,929

Їду я у Саус Парк

Проведу тут гарно час

00:00:12,086 --> 00:00:15,589

Всюди дружні тут обличчя

І привітні повсякчас

00:00:15,656 --> 00:00:18,691

Пхаюсь я у Саус Парк

Щоб забути всі проблеми

00:00:18,776 --> 00:00:22,373

Паркінг є тут за потреби

Люди кличуть: «Гей, сусідо!»

00:00:22,446 --> 00:00:25,687

Пруся я у Саус Парк

Трохи випустити пар

00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:32,601

Приїжджайте й ви сюди

Будуть друзі всі мої

00:01:47,496 --> 00:01:50,576

ДУЖЕ СУМУЮ // Я ТЕБЕ ЦІНУЮ

ЯК ДЕНЬ? // ВДЯЧНА ЗА ТЕБЕ

00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:53,545

ДУМАЮ ПРО ТЕБЕ // СОЛОДКИХ СНІВ!

ТВОЄМУ ТАТОВІ ЛІПШЕ?

00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,764

НІЧОГО СТРАШНОГО! РАДИЙ, ЩО ТИ В БУДЬ-ЯКОМУ

ВИПАДКУ ВІДЧУВАЄШ МОЮ ПІДТРИМКУ.

00:03:46,547 --> 00:03:49,305

ТАКЕ ВІДЧУТТЯ, ЩО Я ТЕБЕ

ВТРАЧАЮ. МАБУТЬ, НЕ СУДИЛОСЯ.

00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:55,759

Вологе чорнило на папері так хвилює

00:03:55,759 --> 00:03:58,921

У мене темніє в очах

00:03:58,921 --> 00:04:01,256

А тоді дихання, пульс та думки

00:04:01,256 --> 00:04:03,296

Я НЕ ХОЧУ ТЕБЕ ВТРАЧАТИ

МИ МОЖЕМО УСЕ ВИРІШИТИ

А тоді дихання, пульс та думки

00:04:03,296 --> 00:04:04,112

А тоді дихання, пульс та думки

00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:06,183

Біжать наввипередки

00:04:06,183 --> 00:04:07,753

Я опускаю голову

00:04:07,753 --> 00:04:09,763

І трохи оживаю

00:04:09,763 --> 00:04:11,935

З кожним розчерком пера

Я ВІРЮ У НАС

НЕ ТРЕБА ЗДАВАТИСЯ.

00:04:11,935 --> 00:04:14,251

І рядочком, що ти пишеш

00:04:14,251 --> 00:04:17,423

Я поринаю у спогади

00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:22,553

Як йокнуло серце, коли я побачила тебе

00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:26,776

Від кожної букви я втрачаю розум

00:04:26,776 --> 00:04:30,675

ДЯКУЮ, СТЕНЕ – МЕНІ ПОТРІБНО БІЛЬШЕ

КОМУНІКАЦІЇ Я БАЧУ, ЩО ТИ СТАРАЄШСЯ

А кожне слово твоє – ніжний дотик

00:04:30,675 --> 00:04:32,690

Якби я сказала, як ти мені потрібен

00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:39,550

Ти б віддався мені, чи утік?

00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:43,892

Ти розпалюєш бажання

Самим лише описом

00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:47,993

І я читатиму усе

Допоки зір мій не ослабне

00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:51,952

Твої слова мене огортають

Крізь ці темні ночі

00:04:51,952 --> 00:04:54,178

Я не можу опиратись

І не хочу боротись

00:04:55,518 --> 00:04:58,943

Чи відчуваєш ти обійми

Чи відчуваєш ти дотик

00:04:58,943 --> 00:05:03,144

Крізь цей листок паперу

Це накриває мене з головою

00:05:03,144 --> 00:05:05,300

Чи лишимось ми спустошені

00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,255

Чи станемо реальністю

00:05:07,255 --> 00:05:11,284

Адже ти – вершина ідеалу

00:05:11,284 --> 00:05:13,400

Я стомився тужити

00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,415

Я стомився учитись

00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,339

Мені треба тебе випити

00:05:17,339 --> 00:05:19,253

Бо моє серце палає

00:05:39,291 --> 00:05:41,383

НАПИШИ МИЛУ КАЗОЧКУ ПРО ЖАБЕНЯТ

00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:44,204

КОЛИСЬ ДАВНО У МИРНОМУ БОЛОТІ

ЖИЛА СОБІ РОДИНА ЖАБЕНЯТ.

00:10:23,617 --> 00:10:25,617

У ВІЛЛІ МОРОЗЕНКА

МОРОЗИВО, ДЕСЕРТИ, СОДОВА

00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,119

ДЕНЬ ПОЕЗІЇ

00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,730

НАПИШИ ІСТОРІЮ, ДЕ СТЕН ЗІ САУС

ПАРКА МАЄ ПЕРЕКОНАТИ ДІВЧИНУ

00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:31,482

ВСЕ ЗАКІНЧИТЬСЯ ДОБРЕ. ВІН

СКАЖЕ, ЩО ЦЕ НЕ ЙОГО ВИНА.

00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:34,023

УСІ ПОГОДЯТЬСЯ

І ДІВЧИНА ПРОБАЧИТЬ.