Мировой тур в защиту частной жизни — Принц Канады и его жена устраивают мировой тур в поддержку их права на частную жизнь. В конце концов, они оседают в небольшом провинциальном городке Южный Парк, чтобы вести жизнь обычных людей. Такое соседство не нравится Кайлу, так как королевская семья слишком шумная. Из-за младшего брата Кайл не может получить доступ к компьютеру, из-за чего отстаёт по уровню от своих друзей в онлайн-игре. Баттерс объясняет Кайлу, что тому нужно просто изменить свой бренд.

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Принц Канады и его жена устраивают мировой тур в поддержку их права на частную жизнь. В конце концов, они оседают в небольшом провинциальном городке Южный Парк, чтобы вести жизнь обычных людей. Такое соседство не нравится Кайлу, так как королевская семья слишком шумная. Из-за младшего брата Кайл не может получить доступ к компьютеру, из-за чего отстаёт по уровню от своих друзей в онлайн-игре. Баттерс объясняет Кайлу, что тому нужно просто изменить свой бренд.

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00:00:40,122 --> 00:00:43,426 Сегодня трагический день для Канады.
00:00:43,426 --> 00:00:45,294 Тысячи канадцев собрались со скорбью
00:00:45,294 --> 00:00:48,965 об уходе их любимой матери.
00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:51,968 Королева мертва.
00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:55,137 ♪ Королева мертва ♪
00:00:55,137 --> 00:00:56,706 Каждый канадец на планете
00:00:56,706 --> 00:00:58,341 прямо сейчас чувствует абсолютную пустоту
00:00:58,341 --> 00:01:02,178 ♪ О, Боже, она мертва ♪
00:01:02,178 --> 00:01:04,013 И теперь гроб несут к алтарю
00:01:04,013 --> 00:01:05,982 с королевой внутри. ♪ О, Боже, нет, только не она ♪
00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:08,150 Тело королевы несут королевские гвардейцы.
00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:10,519 <i>Какой ужасный день для Канады и всего мира.</i>
00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:14,323 Айк... Айк, перестань, чувак, сколько можно
00:01:14,323 --> 00:01:17,727 ♪ Она мертва ♪ Она мертва. Она мертва, Кайл.
00:01:17,727 --> 00:01:20,129 Айк, Королева умерла месяца четыре назад.
00:01:20,129 --> 00:01:25,001 Ты должен отпустить ♪ И ушла навсегда ♪
00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,836 А вот и самый любимый музыкант Канады,
00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,671 Сэр Смелли Джон.
00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,072 Да, Смелли Джон сидит за пианино
00:01:30,072 --> 00:01:32,041 с посвящением для королевы, я полагаю.
00:01:32,041 --> 00:01:34,176 ♪ Прощай, королева ♪
00:01:34,176 --> 00:01:37,246 ♪ Похоже, ты издала последний вздох вагиной ♪
00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,816 Так, уже 7:00.
00:01:40,816 --> 00:01:42,985 теперь моя очередь за компьютером. Нет!
00:01:42,985 --> 00:01:44,987 Айк, мы с друзьями сейчас играем в "Darktide".
00:01:44,987 --> 00:01:48,257 Слезай! Иди нахер, Кайл!
00:01:48,257 --> 00:01:50,159 О, а теперь люди начинают злобно пялиться.
00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:51,894 Д-да, похоже, что принц и его новая жена
00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,229 только что пришли.
00:01:53,229 --> 00:01:54,530 Принц и его жена, конечно,
00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:56,065 они критиковали канадскую монархию.
00:01:56,065 --> 00:01:59,001 Многие канадцы теперь их ненавидят.
00:01:59,001 --> 00:02:00,503 О, и я полагаю, что граф Галифакс
00:02:00,503 --> 00:02:02,104 только что пернул на лицо жены принца!
00:02:02,104 --> 00:02:03,906 Принц, кажется, обиделся на это.
00:02:03,906 --> 00:02:05,408 О, вот это уже плохо
00:02:05,408 --> 00:02:07,209 Айк, я играю в "Darktide" с друзьями.
00:02:07,209 --> 00:02:10,446 Нет, отвали от меня! Айк, черт возьми, уходи!
00:02:14,750 --> 00:02:16,118 Привет, пацаны.
00:02:16,118 --> 00:02:17,954 Кайл, чел, где ты был вчера вечером?
00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:19,722 Да, мы все ждали. Я понимаю, что вы думаете,
00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:21,123 что я вас подвожу, но..
00:02:21,123 --> 00:02:22,892 но меня поимел мой младший брат.
00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,560 Он все время оплакивает королеву
00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,028 А тут еще этот принц с его женой
00:02:26,028 --> 00:02:27,730 и они ругают канадскую монархию.
00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:28,965 Я думаю, что люди вообще не понимают
00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:30,700 зачем они пришли на похороны.
00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:33,069 Ну, короче, простите если игру вам испортил
00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,870 Ты ничего не испортил. Мы играли без тебя.
00:02:34,870 --> 00:02:38,074 Что? Народ, но.. мы же договорились, что вместе будем прокачиваться
00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,875 Ну, да, сейчас мы все 12-го уровня.
00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:41,210 У нас выпал крутой шмот, чел
00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:42,611 <крутой шмот, чел>
00:02:42,611 --> 00:02:45,047 Но это нечестно, я же не виноват
00:02:45,047 --> 00:02:46,983 Привет, пацаны. Ты проапгрейдил пушку, Стэн?
00:02:46,983 --> 00:02:48,384 Да, теперь дальность стрельбы намного лучше.
00:02:48,384 --> 00:02:49,819 А ты?
00:02:49,819 --> 00:02:51,253 Я оставил ту же, но зато выпал клёвый шмот
00:02:51,253 --> 00:02:54,123 Класс, крутой шмот, чувак <ага, крутой шмот>
00:02:57,994 --> 00:02:59,829 Отстой, правда?
00:02:59,829 --> 00:03:01,397 Что отстой?
00:03:01,397 --> 00:03:03,466 Когда люди делают о тебе выводы
00:03:03,466 --> 00:03:05,267 Я наблюдал за тобой, Кайл,
00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:07,937 и вижу, что у тебя проблемы с брендом
00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,939 С брендом?
00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:13,609 Понимаешь, у каждого есть свой имидж, Кайл.
00:03:13,609 --> 00:03:15,444 Некоторые называют это твоим авторитетом
00:03:15,444 --> 00:03:16,912 или репутацией,
00:03:16,912 --> 00:03:18,180 но это лишь маленькие части
00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:19,749 чего-то гораздо более важного -
00:03:19,749 --> 00:03:21,117 твоего бренда.
00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:23,152 Подумай об этом, Кайл.
00:03:23,152 --> 00:03:25,921 Кто ты?
00:03:25,921 --> 00:03:28,624 Я просто... Я - это я.
00:03:28,624 --> 00:03:30,459 Видишь? Ты не знаешь, какой у тебя бренд
00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:32,361 И как кто-то другой должен узнать?
00:03:32,361 --> 00:03:34,130 Представь, есть реклама Кайла,
00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,699 но на банке нет этикетки
00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:39,001 Баттерс, это как-то не в твоем духе
00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:41,303 Это потому, что я работал над своим брендом.
00:03:41,303 --> 00:03:43,506 Родители увидели, что мой бренд людям не нравится
00:03:43,506 --> 00:03:46,342 поэтому они отправили меня на бренд-менеджмент
00:03:46,342 --> 00:03:48,344 Бренд-менеджмент?
00:04:05,361 --> 00:04:07,029 Здравствуйте, мистер Дэвис.
00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:09,298 Баттерс Стотч. Как дела, Баттерс?
00:04:09,298 --> 00:04:11,033 Как дела с брендом? Отлично.
00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,802 Я завел двух новых друзей, а одна девочка попросила меня
00:04:12,802 --> 00:04:13,969 помочь ей с домашкой.
00:04:13,969 --> 00:04:16,172 Ну вот и здорово, Баттерс.
00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,507 Мой друг Кайл тоже решил переделать свой бренд,
00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:19,975 и я сказал ему, что вы можете помочь.
00:04:19,975 --> 00:04:21,577 О, ну, конечно, Кайл,
00:04:21,577 --> 00:04:23,879 давай-ка ты заполнишь анкету CumHammer,
00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:25,247 а потом мы пойдем подберем
00:04:25,247 --> 00:04:27,650 несколько вариантов для тебя.
00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:30,586 Прямой эфир из телевизионной студии в Торонто,
00:04:30,586 --> 00:04:32,354 это "Доброе утро, Канада".
00:04:34,223 --> 00:04:35,858 Прошло уже несколько месяцев
00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,827 с тех пор, как умерла наша любимая королева.
00:04:37,827 --> 00:04:39,895 Всем канадцам трудно жить дальше
00:04:39,895 --> 00:04:42,164 Всем кроме наших первых гостей,
00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:43,699 Принца и его жены.
00:04:45,401 --> 00:04:48,938 Мы хотим уединения! Мы хотим приватности!
00:04:50,106 --> 00:04:51,841 Спасибо, что пригласили нас сегодня
00:04:51,841 --> 00:04:54,844 Так здорово быть здесь. Это здорово.
00:04:54,844 --> 00:04:56,378 Позвольте начать с вас, сэр.
00:04:56,378 --> 00:04:57,746 Вы прожили жизнь в королевской семье,
00:04:57,746 --> 00:04:59,081 вам подавали всё на блюдечке
00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,783 но вы говорите, что ваша жизнь была трудной,
00:05:00,783 --> 00:05:03,619 и вы написали об этом в своей новой книге "Waaagh".
00:05:03,619 --> 00:05:05,221 Да, это так, дружище.
00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:06,622 Мы с женой, значит...
00:05:06,622 --> 00:05:07,857 Я сказала: "Ты должен написать книгу
00:05:07,857 --> 00:05:09,024 потому что твоя семья, типа, глупая,
00:05:09,024 --> 00:05:11,293 и журналисты тоже".
00:05:11,293 --> 00:05:12,862 Так вы ненавидите журналистов?
00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:14,396 Именно так. И теперь вы написали книгу
00:05:14,396 --> 00:05:16,232 в которой речь о жизни королевской семьи
00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,433 Верно.
00:05:17,433 --> 00:05:19,301 Значит, вы журналист.
00:05:19,301 --> 00:05:20,569 Мы просто хотим быть нормальными людьми.
00:05:20,569 --> 00:05:22,538 Все это внимание так тяжело.
00:05:22,538 --> 00:05:24,573 Разве это не правда, сэр, что ваша сомнительная жена
00:05:24,573 --> 00:05:26,609 ведет собственное телешоу и тусуется со знаменитостями.
00:05:26,609 --> 00:05:27,977 и снимается для модных журналов?
00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:29,478 На что вы намекаете?
00:05:29,478 --> 00:05:31,313 Ну, я полагаю, некоторые могут сказать
00:05:31,313 --> 00:05:33,048 что ваша жена-инстасучка
00:05:33,048 --> 00:05:34,583 на самом деле не хочет приватности
00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:36,418 Да как вы смеете, сэр!
00:05:36,418 --> 00:05:39,421 Моя жена-инстасучка всегда хотела приватности!
00:05:39,421 --> 00:05:41,790 И знаете, что еще? К черту Канаду.
00:05:41,790 --> 00:05:43,292 Мы уезжаем.
00:05:43,292 --> 00:05:44,960 Мы найдем какое-нибудь тихое место
00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,462 где мы сможем быть нормальными людьми.
00:05:46,462 --> 00:05:49,131 Пойдем, жена. Нам нужна личная жизнь!
00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:52,134 Мы хотим приватности! Мы хотим уединения!
00:05:56,572 --> 00:06:00,009 ♪ Давай, давай, давай, давай, давай, давай ♪
00:06:00,009 --> 00:06:02,778 ♪ Это всемирный тур приватности ♪
00:06:02,778 --> 00:06:04,079 ♪ Давай, давай, давай, давай, давай, давай ♪
00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:06,148 Мы хотим приватности! Уважайте нашу личную жизнь!
00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,350 ♪ Это всемирный тур приватности ♪
00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:10,186 Мы хотим приватности! Мы хотим уединения!
00:06:10,186 --> 00:06:12,121 ♪ Потому что мы хотим приватности ♪
00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:14,990 ♪ Это всемирный тур приватности ♪
00:06:14,990 --> 00:06:16,192 ♪ Давай, давай, давай, давай♪
00:06:16,192 --> 00:06:18,460 ♪ Потому что нам нужна приватность ♪
00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:20,596 ♪ Это всемирный тур приватности ♪
00:06:20,596 --> 00:06:23,032 Мы хотим приватности! Мы хотим приватности!
00:06:23,032 --> 00:06:27,269 ♪ Всемирный тур приватности скоро приедет в ваш город♪
00:06:27,269 --> 00:06:30,206 ♪ Мы скоро приедем в ваш город, дайте нам уединение♪
00:06:30,206 --> 00:06:31,807 Мы хотим приватности! Уважайте нашу личную жизнь!
00:06:31,807 --> 00:06:33,809 ♪ Давай, давай, давай♪
00:06:33,809 --> 00:06:36,445 ♪ Это всемирный тур приватности♪
00:06:36,445 --> 00:06:40,115 ♪ Давай, давай, давай, давай, давай, давай♪
00:06:40,115 --> 00:06:42,718 ♪ Это всемирный тур приватности ♪
00:06:42,718 --> 00:06:43,953 ♪ Давай, давай, давай, давай ♪
00:06:43,953 --> 00:06:46,222 ♪ Потому что мы хотим немного приватности ♪
00:06:46,222 --> 00:06:48,657 ♪ Это всемирный тур приватности ♪
00:06:56,131 --> 00:06:59,401 Итак, Кайл, мы рассмотрели твои ответы,
00:06:59,401 --> 00:07:03,572 и подобрали несколько отличных идей для твоего бренда.
00:07:03,572 --> 00:07:06,242 Ты хочешь больше нравиться людям,
00:07:06,242 --> 00:07:08,077 и чтобы тебя считали крутым.
00:07:08,077 --> 00:07:09,745 Это так? Да.
00:07:09,745 --> 00:07:12,248 Хорошо, посмотрим, как этот бренд тебе подойдет
00:07:12,248 --> 00:07:17,119 Значит.. Кайл... Стойкий. Веган. Сострадательный. Жертва.
00:07:19,822 --> 00:07:21,657 Не очень-то на меня похоже
00:07:21,657 --> 00:07:23,359 Ну, ничего, у нас есть много разных
00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:26,228 привлекательных брендов. Как насчет этого?
00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:29,765 Кайл - Чувствительный. Любит прогулки. Экономный. Жертва.
00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,502 Я не... Я не такой любитель прогулок.
00:07:33,502 --> 00:07:35,271 Ладно, запомни, Кайл,
00:07:35,271 --> 00:07:38,040 дело не столько в том, <i>кто</i> ты, сколько в том
00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,109 что привлекает людей, ясно?
00:07:40,109 --> 00:07:41,410 Давай посмотрим ещё?
00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:44,880 Кайл... Богатый. Красавчик.
00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,883 Разносторонне одаренный лауреат премии Грэмми. Жертва.
00:07:47,883 --> 00:07:49,218 О... это уже занято.
00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:50,953 Извините. Минуту.
00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:52,221 Не волнуйся, Кайл.
00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,722 Мы найдем для тебя хороший вариант.
00:07:53,722 --> 00:07:54,957 Вот увидишь, Кайл.
00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:56,725 Когда ты раскрутишь свой бренд
00:07:56,725 --> 00:07:58,327 никто не сможет тебя остановить.
00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:05,301 Взгляни на этот город. В нем что-то есть.
00:08:06,302 --> 00:08:08,904 О, дорогая. Я думаю, это может быть то самое место.
00:08:08,904 --> 00:08:11,540 Ты правда так думаешь?
00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,409 Здесь так тихо и пусто.
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,778 Если мы переедем сюда, то люди подумают
00:08:15,778 --> 00:08:18,414 что мы всерьез хотим быть нормальными.
00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,216 По моему, просто идеально
00:08:21,216 --> 00:08:23,319 Здесь мы сможем начать с чистого листа.
00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:25,421 Вести нормальную жизнь и завести детей.
00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:29,158 Правда? Мы правда можем переехать сюда и наконец-то уединиться?
00:08:29,158 --> 00:08:33,162 Любовь моя, я сделаю все для твоей приватности.
00:08:53,782 --> 00:08:55,451 Диван в первую комнату!
00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,786 Эй, осторожнее с телевизором, приятель!
00:08:57,786 --> 00:08:59,788 Барабанная установка - на втором этаже.
00:08:59,788 --> 00:09:01,090 Погоди. Положи здесь.
00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:02,725 Я хочу убедиться, что она в порядке
00:09:03,926 --> 00:09:05,494 Какого черта?
00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:11,667 Эй! Эй, ты!
00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:14,036 Эй, на что ты смотришь?!
00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:16,605 Ты когда-нибудь слышал о конфиденциальности?!
00:09:16,605 --> 00:09:17,740 Что?
00:09:21,944 --> 00:09:24,713 Пацаны, простите
00:09:24,713 --> 00:09:26,815 Я очень хотел сыграть с вами онлайн
00:09:26,815 --> 00:09:28,283 но принц Канады и его жена
00:09:28,283 --> 00:09:31,019 теперь живут через дорогу от меня
00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:32,955 У них огромный самолет, прямо перед нашим домом
00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:35,157 и они пытались заставить меня купить их дурацкую книгу.
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:38,160 и... и, в общем, мне жаль, что я испортил еще один вечер
00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,828 Все нормально, чувак, мы отлично провели время
00:09:39,828 --> 00:09:42,364 Да, мы буквально обмазываемся шмотками
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,999 Я просто хочу, чтобы вы знали
00:09:43,999 --> 00:09:48,203 что я надежный, веселый, пунктуальный. И жертва.
00:09:48,203 --> 00:09:50,205 Окей, ну, нам пора в класс
00:09:53,709 --> 00:09:56,145 Я работаю над собой!
00:09:56,145 --> 00:09:58,113 Вам понравится результат!
00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:07,290 В детстве вы видите мир по-другому.
00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:09,959 Вы видите чудеса природы, и начинаете узнавать
00:10:09,959 --> 00:10:12,462 всё больше о себе.
00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:14,964 И понимаете, что есть что-то более важное
00:10:14,964 --> 00:10:18,768 чем вы могли подумать - ваш бренд.
00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:20,603 Это то, что определяет вас.
00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:22,538 И с бренд-менеджментом вы будете уверены,
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:26,809 что другие увидят вас таким, каким они хотят вас видеть.
00:10:26,809 --> 00:10:29,812 Добро пожаловать в пособие по работе с CumHammer
00:10:29,812 --> 00:10:32,715 Вы делаете первые шаги, чтобы сделать свой бренд
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,217 потрясающим.
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,119 <i>Вы уже получили рабочую тетрадь</i>
00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:37,887 <i>а также инструмент для создания слайдов бренда</i>
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,989 <i>и флешку CumHammer для социальных сетей</i>
00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:42,392 <i>которые будут использованы в этом видео.</i>
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,861 <i>Если вы готовы, давайте приступим к упражнениям</i>
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,896 <i>на пятой странице вашей рабочей тетради.</i>
00:10:53,036 --> 00:10:54,737 Да!
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,906 Уважайте нашу личную жизнь! Оставьте нас в покое!
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,042 Оставьте нас в покое!
00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:00,676 Долой монархию!
00:11:00,676 --> 00:11:02,445 Мы просто хотим приватности!
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,883 Боже, пошли они нахер!
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,484 Почему мы сегодня такие злые?
00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:10,853 Потому что мы хотим приватности!
00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:15,391 Полицейский участок округа. Что у вас случилось?
00:11:15,391 --> 00:11:17,527 Соседи напротив запускают фейерверки
00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:19,529 а сейчас 10:30 вечера!
00:11:19,529 --> 00:11:21,097 О, это принц Канады и его жена,
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,565 которые просто хотят, чтобы их оставили в покое?
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:24,600 Да.
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,503 Они ужасно шумят, а я пытаюсь работать над своим брендом!
00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:28,871 О, черт возьми.
00:11:28,871 --> 00:11:30,440 Теперь принц играет в поло на лужайке!
00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:36,879 Мы здесь, потому что неприкосновенность личной жизни - это основное право
00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:39,182 Сколько еще принцев и их жен
00:11:39,182 --> 00:11:41,284 должны жить в этом кошмаре?
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:46,389 Эй, вы двое Нельзя, блять, потише?!
00:11:46,389 --> 00:11:47,857 Ой!
00:11:47,857 --> 00:11:49,292 Ты слышал о такой вещи, как "частная жизнь"?!
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,726 Да, всем насрать.
00:11:50,726 --> 00:11:52,562 Может, вы просто заткнетесь и уйдете?!
00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:59,235 Я с ума схожу!
00:11:59,235 --> 00:12:02,105 Принц весь день играет на барабанах. Не похоже, что у него вообще есть работа.
00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:04,240 А что она делает подавно не представляю
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,109 Зачем они вообще уехали из Канады - ума не приложу.
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:07,944 А она просто командует им,
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,245 и заставляет его делать все, что она хочет.
00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:10,580 Почему они вообще уехали из Канады
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,982 и переехали в Южный Парк?
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,951 Стэн, ты хотел что-то сказать?
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,452 Скажи.
00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:17,787 Что сказать?
00:12:17,787 --> 00:12:19,255 Слушай, Кайл...
00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:20,957 Нам типа плевать на какого-то тупого принца
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,558 и его тупую жену.
00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:24,260 Мне тоже на них плевать!
00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:27,263 Тогда почему ты все время о них говоришь?
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,667 Чел, нам просто надоело о них слушать.
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,969 Мне надоело о них слушать!
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,637 Но я не могу никуда деться!
00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:36,806 Они повсюду! Прям, бля, передо мной!
00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:38,841 Да, а ты выставляешь их, бля, перед нами
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,177 Ладно, больше не буду про них говорить.
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,645 Спасибо.
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,519 Да и последнее - вы знали, что принц спит...
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,054 Простите. Простите!
00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:57,460 Твоя проблема в том, что ты хочешь результатов без работы
00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,128 Нельзя сказать, что-то про себя
00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:01,964 и ждать, что людям просто понравится твой бренд.
00:13:01,964 --> 00:13:04,967 Ты должен работать над этим, продавать его людям.
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,469 Но я просто не чувствую, что мой бренд
00:13:06,469 --> 00:13:08,638 это то, кто я на самом деле.
00:13:08,638 --> 00:13:10,106 Знаешь, Кайл, некоторые люди думают
00:13:10,106 --> 00:13:11,974 что важно то, что внутри тебя.
00:13:11,974 --> 00:13:14,644 Но люди не могут видеть тебя изнутри.
00:13:14,644 --> 00:13:16,946 Они могут видеть только то, что ты пьёшь
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:18,514 Это главное.
00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:19,982 Думаю, да.
00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:21,551 Я помогу тебе с новым брендом,
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,619 но ты должен поработать над ним.
00:13:23,619 --> 00:13:26,389 Что ты хочешь, чтобы твои друзья думали о тебе?
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,792 Я хочу, чтобы они думали, что я не буду жаловаться,
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:31,060 что я более толстокожий.
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,129 Хорошо. Это хорошо. Это хорошо.
00:13:33,129 --> 00:13:35,331 И хочу, чтобы люди думали, что я сильнее, ментально,
00:13:35,331 --> 00:13:36,532 чем я могу быть
00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:38,234 Хорошо. Хорошо. Думаю, у нас получилось.
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,069 Людям это понравится.
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,005 Кайл - он толстокожий, супер крутой,
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:46,375 ничего не беспокоит его. Жертва.
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,710 Я просто не знаю, смогу ли я...
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,712 Ты уже отходишь от бренда!
00:13:49,712 --> 00:13:54,016 Помни, тебя ничего не беспокоит.
00:14:34,223 --> 00:14:36,559 Мне все равно. Плевать.
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,899 Какого черта? Что он сказал?
00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:45,134 Он сделал меня жертвой!
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,602 Это потому что я этническая женщина!
00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,137 Он не может так поступить!
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,039 Ты этническая? Возмутительно!
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,642 Посмотрим, что он скажет о моем синем члене!
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:11,661 Эй!
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,563 Уважай мою личную жизнь!
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,656 Не волнуйся, любовь моя,
00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:44,060 ему это с рук не сойдет.
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:08,770 Привет, народ! Как дела?
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,271 Хорошо. Как ты?
00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:12,374 Отлично. Хорошо выспался вчера.
00:16:12,374 --> 00:16:14,776 Ничего меня не тревожит, понимаешь?
00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:17,011 Потому что такой уж я парень
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,715 Круто.
00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:22,317 Привет, сыграем в "Darktide" после школы?
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:25,120 Если нет, то неважно. Мне всё равно ок.
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,122 Да, можно попробовать
00:16:27,122 --> 00:16:29,524 Круто. Неважно. Я беззаботен и невозмутим.
00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,025 Увидимся за ланчем!
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:35,029 Вау, Кайл, ты выглядишь совсем другим.
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:36,231 Тебе нравится?
00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:37,832 Конечно.
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:39,367 Спасибо, Джимми.
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,069 Я должен поблагодарить одного хорошего друга.
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:43,671 Он познакомил меня со способом стать более устойчивым
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,073 Ты не видел Баттерса?
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,875 Баттерса? Конечно.
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,243 Он на площадке,
00:16:48,243 --> 00:16:49,644 Биби отпускает ему люлей.
00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:51,045 Что?
00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:57,585 Еще раз ты такое скажешь!
00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:59,487 Эй! Стой, стой.
00:16:59,487 --> 00:17:00,922 Что за херня происходит?!
00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:03,057 Я ничего не делала, он подошел
00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:05,059 и начал на меня гнать!
00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:07,595 Всем нравятся сильные и напористые парни,
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,531 поэтому я сказал Биби, чтобы она шла на хрен
00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:11,199 Ты кем себя возомнил?!
00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:12,834 Хочешь еще, тупая шлюха?
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,269 Баттерс, ты чего несешь?
00:17:14,269 --> 00:17:15,503 Это - не ты
00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:16,905 Эй, Кайл, расслабься.
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,506 Ты засераешь мой бренд!
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:20,375 Так, хорош. Пойдем, Баттерс
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,277 Ты возвращаешься в CumHammer.
00:17:22,277 --> 00:17:24,379 Тебе повезло, что он тебя спас!
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:27,115 Иди нахуй, сука!
00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:30,852 Самое важное в вашем бренде - быть гибким.
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:33,455 Мы хотим, что бы вы были абсолютно довольны
00:17:33,455 --> 00:17:35,423 У вас какие-то проблемы?
00:17:35,423 --> 00:17:36,791 Именно так!
00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:38,359 Один несносный шпион,
00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:39,961 который живет в доме напротив
00:17:39,961 --> 00:17:41,896 и мы отомстим ему, изменив наш бренд!
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,231 Хорошо
00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:45,033 Я вижу, что вы есть в нашей базе данных,
00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:47,635 но вы не обращались в этот офис CumHammer?
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:49,237 Нет.
00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:50,472 Моя жена в детстве ходила в один из них в Калифорнии.
00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:51,906 А, хорошо.
00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:53,208 Тогда вы должны быть в национальной системе.
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,742 Ага, ага. Это вы?
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:57,112 "Участница сообщества, актриса, инфлюенсер, жертва".
00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:59,214 Да. Это точно я.
00:17:59,214 --> 00:18:00,548 Хорошо. Понятно.
00:18:00,548 --> 00:18:01,749 А потом вы добавила мужа
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:03,251 в аккаунт "Друзья и семья".
00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:05,053 Вы должно быть "Принц, миллионер,
00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:06,921 путешественник, жертва".
00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:08,656 Точно.
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:11,326 Давай, Баттерс.
00:18:11,326 --> 00:18:13,394 Здрасьте?
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:15,063 О, привет. Дайте мне минутку.
00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:16,798 У меня сейчас другие клиенты, Кайл.
00:18:16,798 --> 00:18:18,600 Нет. Это срочно.
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,934 Нам нужно поговорить с...
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,269 Эй, хорош! Хватит вторгаться...
00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:22,904 Это он!
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:25,473 А вы здесь какого хрена делаете?
00:18:25,473 --> 00:18:27,442 Ты не можешь оставить нас в покое, да?
00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:29,811 О, Боже, он помешался на нас
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:32,146 Я не помешался на вас
00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:33,848 Всё из-за этого дурацкого места!
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,453 Ты не понял, Баттерс?
00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:39,988 Учить людей думать, что их бренд
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:42,156 поможет нравиться другим
00:18:42,156 --> 00:18:43,825 Всё это неправильно.
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:46,361 Они говорят вам превратить себя в товар
00:18:46,361 --> 00:18:49,664 а не в людей, которых нужно понимать и любить
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:52,100 Разве вы не хотите, чтобы люди любили вас, какими есть
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,670 а не какими они хотят вас видеть?
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:59,374 Послушайте, у всех есть недостатки. И у меня тоже.
00:18:59,374 --> 00:19:01,809 Но если мы будем подстраивать наш образ
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,546 под окружающих, тогда мы просто артисты
00:19:04,546 --> 00:19:06,948 а не живые люди
00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:08,316 Он прав.
00:19:08,316 --> 00:19:09,651 Попытка превратить себя в бренд
00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:11,152 превращает нас в товар.
00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:14,322 Нам не нужно быть брендом, так?
00:19:14,322 --> 00:19:15,723 Если это то, чего мы хотим,
00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:17,625 то можем всё оставить.
00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,627 Больше никаких журналов и сериалов Netflix.
00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:21,563 Мы можем жить нормальной жизнью.
00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:25,166 Да, уверен, ты согласна, дорогая.
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,502 Мы можем быть теми, кем хотели,
00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:29,571 и больше не беспокоиться о том, как мы выглядим
00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:31,306 и какой образ мы создаем для людей
00:19:31,306 --> 00:19:34,108 Важно то, что у нас внутри.
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,448 Алло?
00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:44,819 Давай, Баттерс. Пора домой.
00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:46,588 Да.
00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:49,924 -Да. -Да.
00:19:49,924 --> 00:19:51,492 Эй.
00:19:51,492 --> 00:19:53,261 Не принимайте решение, о котором вы можете пожалеть.
00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:59,734 Да, пойдем, дорогая. Нам не нужно это место.
00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:04,238 Дорогая?
00:20:18,453 --> 00:20:21,356 Королева мертва.
00:20:21,356 --> 00:20:23,858 Какой печальный день для Канады - и для всего мира.
00:20:25,627 --> 00:20:26,961 Айк, мне нужно сесть за...
00:20:26,961 --> 00:20:28,563 О нет, только не это.
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:31,366 Она все еще мертва.
00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:33,034 Айк, мне нужно сесть за компьютер.
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,802 Королева уже давно мертва.
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,740 Айк, я должен собраться с друзьями!
00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,475 Иначе они подумают, что я...
00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:45,813 Ничего.
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:47,715 Такие вещи тебя расстраивают
00:20:47,715 --> 00:20:49,617 Ты такой, какой есть.
00:20:59,394 --> 00:21:01,129 О. Привет, ребята.
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,930 Привет, чувак. Эм...
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,932 Мы подумали, что тебе не неплохо бы развеяться
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:06,501 Правда?
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:08,102 Мы решили, что неплохо бы вытащить тебя из дома.
00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:10,304 Ты через многое прошел в последнее время.
00:21:10,304 --> 00:21:13,174 Да. Это правда
00:21:13,174 --> 00:21:15,443 Спасибо, парни. Буду рад поиграть!
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,753 Ой! Ой!
00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:27,188 Можно...
00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,656 Можно я тоже сыграю?
00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:30,091 Конечно. Играй.
00:21:30,091 --> 00:21:31,526 Отлично!

00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,928 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,598 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,685 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,233 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,653 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,293 Today is a tragic day for Canada.
00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,128 Thousands of Canadians have gathered to mourn
00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,798 the passing of their beloved mother.
00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:52,010 The Queen is dead.
00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,971 <i>The Queen is dead ♪</i>
00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,598 <i>Every Canadian everywhere</i>
00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,183 <i>is feeling absolute emptiness right now.</i>
00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:02,187 <i>Oh, God, she's dead ♪</i>
00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,980 And now the casket is brought down the aisle
00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,940 with the Queen inside.
00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,109 The Queen's body being carried by the royal guard.
00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,445 <i>What a horrible day for Canada and therefore the world.</i>
00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:14,324 <i>Not the Queen ♪</i>
00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,660 <i>She is dead ♪</i>
00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,163 Ike, the Queen died like four months ago.
00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:24,918 You gotta let it go.
00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,920 And here comes Canada's most beloved musician,
00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,546 Sir Smelly John.
00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,089 Yes, Smelly John is sitting down at the piano
00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,133 with a tribute for the Queen, I believe.
00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,177 ♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪
00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,180 ♪ Seems as though you've queefed your last queef ♪
00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,936 it's my turn to use the computer.
00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,021 Ike, me and my friends are playing "Darktide" right now.
00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,191 Get off! Fuck you, Kyle!
00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,193 Oh, and now people are starting to stare angrily.
00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,945 Y-Yes, it looks like the Prince and his new wife
00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,279 have just shown up.
00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,405 The Prince and his wife have, of course,
00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,074 been bashing the Canadian monarchy.
00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,035 A lot of Canadians hate them now.
00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,370 Oh, and I belive the Earl of Halifax
00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,080 has just farted on the Prince's wife's face!
00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,957 The Prince seems to have taken offense to this.
00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,458 Oh, this is bad now.
00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,210 Ike, I'm playing "Darktide" with my friends.
00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,380 No, get off me!
00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,135 Hey, guys.
00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,846 Kyle, dude, where were you last night?
00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,639 Yeah, we were all waiting.
00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,140 I haven't been showing up for things, but--
00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,892 but I got screwed by my little brother.
00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,435 He just keeps crying about the Queen.
00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,062 And then there's this Prince and his wife
00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,647 and they're bashing the Canadian monarchy.
00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,940 I guess it's like people don't even know
00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,817 why they showed up to the funeral
00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,986 But, anyway, I'm really sorry I ruined game time for everyone.
00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,779 You didn't ruin it for anyone. We played without you.
00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:38,074 What? Y-You guys, we-- we said we'd all level up together.
00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,909 Well, yeah, we're all like level 12 now.
00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,161 We got some sweet drip, dude.
00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,495 Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,039 But this isn't fair, it wasn't my fault.
00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,000 Hey, guys. Did you get to upgrade your rifle, Stan?
00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,501 Yeah, it's got a lot better range now.
00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,752 What about you?
00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,296 I kept the same gun, but I got some sweet drip.
00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,048 Nice, sweet drip, dude.
00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,929 It stinks, doesn't it?
00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,514 What stinks?
00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,349 When people make certain judgements about you.
00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,226 I've been watching you, Kyle,
00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,062 and I can see you're having some problems with your brand.
00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,772 My brand?
00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,361 Some kids call it your credibility
00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,905 or your reputation,
00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,239 but those things are just little parts
00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,866 of something much more important--
00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,200 your brand.
00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,077 Think about it, Kyle.
00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,955 Who are you?
00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,458 I'm just-- I-I'm just me.
00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,501 See? You don't know what your brand is.
00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,462 So how is anyone else supposed to know?
00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,130 It's like a commercial for Kyle,
00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,799 but you're not putting a label on the jar.
00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,927 Butters, this seems very out of character for you.
00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,304 That's because I've been workin' on my brand.
00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,348 My parents saw that my brand wasn't working with people
00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,267 so they sent me to brand management.
00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,394 Brand management?
00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,955 Hi, Mr. Davis.
00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,415 Well, Butters Stotch. How you doing there, Butters?
00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,000 How's the brand going?
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,794 I made two new friends, and a girl asked me
00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,003 to help her with her homework.
00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,089 Well, there ya go there, Butters.
00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,341 My friend Kyle here was thinking of reworking his brand a bit,
00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,009 and I told him maybe you could help.
00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,636 Oh, well, sure there, Kyle,
00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,846 let's just get you to fill out a CumHammer survey,
00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,264 and then we'll go in the back
00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,684 and come up with some options for ya.
00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,271 it's "Good Morning, Canada."
00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,817 It has been several months now
00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,735 since our beloved Queen has died.
00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,737 All Canadians are finding it hard to go on.
00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,281 All Canadians, that is, except for our first guests,
00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,700 The Prince and his wife.
00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,871 We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,791 Thanks for having us on the show.
00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,836 It's so awesome to be here. It's great.
00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,421 So let me start with you, sir.
00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,672 You lived a life with the royal family,
00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,048 you had everything handed to you
00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,842 but you say your life has been hard,
00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,553 and you've written all aboot it in your new book, "Waaagh."
00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,263 Yes that's right, fwiend.
00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,723 You see, my wife and I are--
00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,849 I was totally like, "You should write a book
00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,058 'cause you're family's, like, stupid,
00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,394 and then so are, like, journalists."
00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,770 So you hate journalists?
00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,397 That's right.
00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,149 that reports on the lives of the royal family.
00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,316 Right.
00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,360 So you're a journalist.
00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,403 We just want to be normal people.
00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,572 All this attention is so hard.
00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,615 Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife
00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,534 has her own TV show and hangs out with celebrities
00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,036 and does fashion magazines?
00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,537 What are you suggesting?
00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,372 Well, I just think some people might say
00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,041 that your Instagram-loving bitch wife
00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,542 actually <i>doesn't</i> want her privacy.
00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,377 How dare you, sir!
00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,422 My Instagram-loving bitch wife has always wanted her privacy!
00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,799 And you know what else? To hell with Canada.
00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,342 We are leaving.
00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,927 We'll go find some quiet place
00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,554 where we can be normal people.
00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,098 Come on, wife.
00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:52,101 We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,942 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,862 {\an8}♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,072 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,115 We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,201 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,203 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,080 ♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,957 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,209 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,503 ♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,713 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,132 We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:27,261 ♪ The Worldwide Privacy Tour is coming soon to your town ♪
00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,181 ♪ We're coming soon to your town, give us privacy ♪
00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,724 We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,684 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:36,479 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:40,108 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,652 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,986 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,197 ♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,533 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,034 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,203 ♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,335 Alright there, Kyle, we got your survey answers,
00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:03,631 and I think we've put together some great ideas for your brand.
00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,342 I understand you want people to like you more
00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,094 and think you're cool.
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,762 Is that right?
00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,181 Alright, well, let's see how this brand works for you.
00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:17,103 We got... Kyle-- Rugged. Vegan. Compassionate. Victim.
00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,732 I-- I don't think that's really me.
00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,317 Well, that's fine 'cause there's a lot of different
00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:26,195 brands people are attracted to. How about this one?
00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:29,866 Kyle-- Sensitive. Outdoorsy. Frugal. Victim.
00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,578 I'm not-- I'm not that outdoorsy.
00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,163 Okay, well, remember there, Kyle,
00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,957 it's not so much about who you <i>are</i> as much as it is
00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,084 about what people are attracted to, okay?
00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,419 So let's see, how about this?
00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,714 Kyle-- Wealthy. Handsome.
00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,758 Multi-talented Grammy Award-Winning. Victim.
00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,302 Oh, that-- that one's taken already.
00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,928 Sorry. Hold on.
00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,221 Just a minute, Kyle.
00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,681 We're gonna find a good one here for you.
00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:54,891 You'll see, Kyle.
00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,684 When you have your brand up and runnin,'
00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,352 no one can stop you.
00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,276 Look at this town. There's just something about it.
00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,905 Oh, darling. I think this might be the place.
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,657 You really think so?
00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,409 It's so quiet and empty here.
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,870 If we moved here, then people would think
00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,414 we're really serious about wanting to be normal.
00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,250 It does seem perfect, doesn't it?
00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,294 We can have a fresh start here.
00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,338 Lead a normal life and have babies.
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,050 Can we? Can we really move here and finally have our privacy?
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:33,095 My love, I will do anything for your privacy.
00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,451 The couch goes in the first room!
00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,620 Ay, be careful with that TV, buddy!
00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,747 Drum set goes on the second floor.
00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,040 Wait. Put it down.
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,833 I want to make sure it isn't damaged.
00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,419 What the hell?
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,759 Hey! Hey, you!
00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,970 Hey, what are you looking at?!
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,597 You ever heard of privacy?!
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,848 What?
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,772 You guys, I am so sorry.
00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,691 I totally was going to play with you guys online
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,276 but the Prince of Canada and his wife
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,153 moved in across the street from me.
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,030 They have this huge jet parked in front of my house
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,241 and then they kept trying to get me to buy their stupid book
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,077 and-- and, anyway, I'm sorry I messed up another game night.
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,870 It's okay, dude, we had a great time.
00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,331 Yeah, we are literally dripping with drip.
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,083 Well, I just want you guys to know
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:48,129 that I am a reliable, fun-loving, punctual victim.
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,131 'Kay, well, we gotta get to class.
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,137 I'm really working on myself!
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,055 You're gonna like what you see!
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:07,148 CumHammer Head Guy: As a child, you see the world in a different way.
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,859 You see the wonder in nature, and you're starting to learn
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,361 more about yourself all the time.
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,864 And you're learning that there's something more important
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,701 than you ever thought-- your brand.
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,369 It's what defines you.
00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,538 And with brand management, you can make sure
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:26,625 others see you the way they want to see you.
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,545 Welcome to your CumHammer Work tutorial.
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,631 You are taking the first steps to making your brand
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,091 a great one.
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,052 <i>By now you've received your workbook</i>
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,720 <i>and also your brand slide tool</i>
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,847 <i>and CumHammer social-media drive</i>
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,266 <i>which will be used in this video.</i>
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,685 <i>Now, if you're ready, let's start the exercises</i>
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,854 <i>on page five of your workbook.</i>
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,570 Yeah!
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,781 Respect our privacy!
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,949 Leave us alone!
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,534 Down with the monarchy!
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,453 We just want our privacy!
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,791 God, fuck these people!
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,292 Why are we so mad today?
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,753 Because we want our privacy!
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,257 Park County Police Station. What's your emergency?
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,301 Yeah, the neighbors across the street are setting off fireworks
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,470 and it's 10:30 at night!
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,971 Oh, is it the Prince of Canada and his wife,
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,473 who just want to be left alone?
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,517 Yes.
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,395 They're being super loud, and I'm trying to work on my brand!
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,687 Oh, God damn it.
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,398 Now the prince is playing polo on the lawn!
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,695 We are here because privacy is a basic human right.
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,115 How many more princes and his wives
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,200 have to live in this nightmare?
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,247 Hey, can you two fucking keep it down?!
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,665 Oy!
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,250 You ever heard of a thing called "privacy"?!
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,501 Yeah, nobody gives a shit.
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,545 Will you two just shut up, and go away?!
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,051 It seriously is driving me crazy!
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,929 The prince plays drums all day. I don't think he even has a job.
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,140 And I don't know what the hell <i>she</i> does.
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,975 Why they even left Canada is beyond me.
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,768 And, like, she seems to just boss him around,
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,145 and make him do whatever she wants.
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,354 I mean, why did they even leave Canada
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,815 and move to South Park, anyway?
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,942 Stan, are you gonna say something?
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,318 You say it.
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,695 Say what?
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,155 Look, Kyle...
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,865 We just kinda don't care about some dumb prince
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,366 and his stupid wife.
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,160 I don't care about them either!
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,037 So, then why do you talk about them all the time?
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,375 Dude, we're just kind of sick of hearing about them.
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,835 <i>I'm</i> sick of hearing about them!
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,628 But I can't get away from them!
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,797 They're everywhere! In my fucking face!
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,632 Yeah, and now you're putting 'em in our fucking face.
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,968 Fine, I won't talk about them anymore.
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,636 Thank you.
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,351 Okay, just one last thing-- did you know the prince sleeps-
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,937 I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,359 The problem with you is you want results without the work.
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,944 You can't just say you're a certain thing,
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,780 and then expect people to just like your brand.
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,783 You gotta work it, sell people on it.
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,410 But I just don't feel like my brand
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,370 is who I really am on the inside.
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,997 You know, Kyle, some people think
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,832 it's what's inside you that matters.
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,543 But people can't see inside you.
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,879 They can only see what kind of drink you're drinking.
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,380 That's what matters.
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,798 I guess so.
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,550 Now, I'm gonna help you with a new brand,
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,594 but you've got to work on it.
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,222 What do you want your friends to think about you?
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,725 I want them to think I'm not gonna complain about things,
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,893 I'm more thick-skinned.
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,937 Okay. This is good. This is good.
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,314 And I want people to think I'm stronger, mentally,
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,524 than I probably am.
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,150 Okay. Okay. I think we got it.
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,902 People are gonna love this.
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,863 Kyle-- he's a thick-skinned, super cool,
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:46,325 nothing bothers him victim.
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,493 I just don't know if I can--
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,703 You're goin' off brand already!
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,832 Remember, no matter what, nothing bothers you.
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,500 I don't care. Don't care.
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,799 What the hell? What'd he just say?
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,967 He victimized me!
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,594 It's because I'm an ethnic woman!
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,970 He can't do that! I'll see--
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,805 Wait, you're ethnic? This is an outrage!
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,391 We'll just see how he deals with my blue penis!
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,619 Hey!
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,455 Have some respect for this privacy!
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,606 Don't worry, my love,
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,901 he's not gonna get away with this.
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,759 Hey, guys! How you doin?!
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,302 Good. How are you?
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,346 I'm great. Got some good sleep last night.
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,682 Just letting' things roll right off my back, you know?
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,934 'Cause that's the kind of guy I am.
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,521 Cool.
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,314 Hey, do you guys wanna play Darktide after school?
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,067 Or if not, whatever. I'm cool either way.
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,069 Yeah, I'm sure we can figure that out.
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,363 Cool. Whatever. I'm care-free and unflappable.
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,948 I'll catch you guys at lunch!
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,827 Wow, Kyle, you seem really different.
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,078 Do you like it?
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,830 Uh, Sure.
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,331 Thanks, Jimmy.
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,916 But you know, I really need to thank a good friend.
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,585 He introduced me to a way of becoming a more stable person.
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,837 Have you seen Butters?
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,797 Butters? Oh, sure.
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,215 He's out on the playground,
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,675 getting the shit beat out of him by Bebe.
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,968 What?
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,763 Mother! Fucker!
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,433 Don't ever say that shit again!
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,351 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,769 What the hell is going on?!
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,980 I wasn't even doing anything, and he came up,
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,940 and started talking shit to me!
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,401 Yeah, everyone likes a guy that's strong and assertive,
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,361 so I told Bebe to go fuck herself.
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,113 Who do you even think you are?!
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,781 You want some more of this, you dumb slut?
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,116 Butters, what are you doing?
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,367 This isn't you.
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,785 Hey, Kyle, will you relax.
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,328 You're kind of fucking up my brand.
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,122 Okay, that does it-- come on, Butters.
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,040 You're going back to CumHammer.
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,126 You're lucky he saved your ass!
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,962 Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,716 The most important thing about your brand is being flexible.
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,218 We want to make sure you're completely satisfied.
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,304 You say you're having some problems?
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,722 That's right!
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,390 There's this horrible spy
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,808 who lives across the street from us,
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,894 and we're gonna get him back by changing our brand!
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,187 All right.
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,897 And I do see you're in our database,
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,608 but you didn't first get help at this CumHammer location?
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,151 No.
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,360 My wife went to one in California as a child.
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,779 Ah. Okay.
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,197 Then you must be in the national system.
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,531 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is this you?
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,117 "Sorority girl, Actress, Influencer, Victim."
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,077 Yeah. That's totally me.
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,412 Okay. I see.
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,622 And then, you added your husband
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,165 to your Friends and Family account.
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,042 You must be the "Royal prince, millionaire,
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,919 world traveler, victim."
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,504 That's right.
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,173 Come on, Butters.
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,175 Hello?
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,968 Oh, hey there. Just gimme a minute.
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,678 I'm with some other clients right now, there, Kyle.
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,472 Uh, no. This is an emergency.
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,848 We need to talk to--
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,016 Oy! Do you mind! Stop invading--
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,976 It's him!
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,229 What the hell are you doing here?
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,439 You just can't leave us alone, can you!
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,691 Oh, my God, he's so obsessed with us.
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,152 I'm not obsessed with you.
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,695 It's this stupid place!
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,450 Don't you see, Butters?
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,868 Teaching people to think of their brand
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,120 just makes more people like them.
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,580 This whole thing is wrong.
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,291 They're telling you guys to reduce yourselves into products
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,419 instead of people to be truly understood and loved.
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,047 Don't you guys want people to like you for you
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,425 instead of who they want you to be?
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,263 Look, we all have our faults. God knows I do.
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,598 But if we just try to present and control an image of us
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,393 for people to see, then, we're just performers
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,020 instead of human beings.
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,313 He's right.
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,481 Trying to make ourselves into a brand
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,066 just turned us into products.
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,069 We don't need to be a brand, do we?
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,529 If it's truly what we want,
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,447 then we really can get away from it all.
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,449 No more magazines and Netflix shows.
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,577 We really can live a normal life.
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,080 Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling.
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,499 We can be the people we talked about being,
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,376 with no more worries about how we look
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,295 or the image we project to people.
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,047 What matters is what we have on the inside.
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,470 Hello?
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,850 Come on, Butters. Time to go home.
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,435 Yeah.
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,897 - Yeah. - Yeah.
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,481 Now, hey.
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,192 Don't make a decision you might all regret.
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,781 Yeah, come on, honey. We don't need this place.
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,161 Honey?
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,303 The queen is dead.
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,847 What a sad day for Canada-- and therefore, the world.
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,934 Ike, I need to use the--
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,435 Oh no, not again.
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,355 She's still dead.
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,981 Ike, I have to get on the computer.
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,608 The Queen's been dead a long time.
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528 Ike, I have to get on with my friends!
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,447 If I don't, they're gonna think I'm...
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,744 It's okay.
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,663 Things get to you.
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,498 It's who you are.
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,134 Oh. Hey, guys.
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,928 Hey, dude. Uh...
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,930 We thought maybe you could do with a little outside time.
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,431 Really?
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,975 We just thought it'd be good to get you out of the house.
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,310 You seem to bee going through a lot lately.
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,063 Yeah. Yeah, I have.
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,399 Thanks, guys. I'd love to play.
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,701 Oy! Oy!
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,202 Could, uh...
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,495 Could I play?
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,913 Sure. You can play.
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,498 Great!

00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,928 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,598 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,685 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,233 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,653 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:40,123 {\an8}♪
00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,293 Announcer: Today is a tragic day for Canada.
00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,128 Thousands of Canadians have gathered to mourn
00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,798 the passing of their beloved mother.
00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:52,010 The Queen is dead.
00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,971 <i>The Queen is dead ♪</i>
00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,598 <i>Every Canadian everywhere</i>
00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,183 <i>is feeling absolute emptiness right now.</i>
00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:02,187 <i>Oh, God, she's dead ♪</i>
00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,980 And now the casket is brought down the aisle
00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,940 with the Queen inside.
00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,109 The Queen's body being carried by the royal guard.
00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,445 <i>What a horrible day for Canada and therefore the world.</i>
00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:14,324 <i>Not the Queen ♪</i>
00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,660 <i>She is dead ♪</i>
00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,163 Ike, the Queen died like four months ago.
00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:24,918 You gotta let it go.
00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,920 Announcer: And here comes Canada's most beloved musician,
00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,546 Sir Smelly John.
00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,089 Yes, Smelly John is sitting down at the piano
00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,133 with a tribute for the Queen, I believe.
00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,177 ♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪
00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,180 ♪ Seems as though you've queefed your last queef ♪
00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,890 [ All crying ]
00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,809 [ Crying ]
00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,936 it's my turn to use the computer.
00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,021 Ike, me and my friends are playing "Darktide" right now.
00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,191 Get off! Fuck you, Kyle! [ Crying ]
00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,193 Announcer: Oh, and now people are starting to stare angrily.
00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,945 Y-Yes, it looks like the Prince and his new wife
00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,279 have just shown up.
00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,405 The Prince and his wife have, of course,
00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,074 been bashing the Canadian monarchy.
00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,035 A lot of Canadians hate them now.
00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,370 Oh, and I belive the Earl of Halifax
00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,080 has just farted on the Prince's wife's face!
00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,957 The Prince seems to have taken offense to this.
00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,458 Oh, this is bad now.
00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,210 Ike, I'm playing "Darktide" with my friends.
00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,380 No, get off me!
00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,882 [ Indistinct conversations ]
00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,135 Hey, guys.
00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,846 Kyle, dude, where were you last night?
00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,639 Yeah, we were all waiting.
00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,140 I haven't been showing up for things, but--
00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,892 but I got screwed by my little brother.
00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,435 He just keeps crying about the Queen.
00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,062 And then there's this Prince and his wife
00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,647 and they're bashing the Canadian monarchy.
00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,940 I guess it's like people don't even know
00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,817 why they showed up to the funeral
00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,986 But, anyway, I'm really sorry I ruined game time for everyone.
00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,779 You didn't ruin it for anyone. We played without you.
00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:38,074 What? Y-You guys, we-- we said we'd all level up together.
00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,909 Well, yeah, we're all like level 12 now.
00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,161 We got some sweet drip, dude.
00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,495 Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,039 But this isn't fair, it wasn't my fault.
00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,000 Hey, guys. Did you get to upgrade your rifle, Stan?
00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,501 Yeah, it's got a lot better range now.
00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,752 What about you?
00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,296 I kept the same gun, but I got some sweet drip.
00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,048 Nice, sweet drip, dude.
00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,929 It stinks, doesn't it?
00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,514 What stinks?
00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,349 When people make certain judgements about you.
00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,226 I've been watching you, Kyle,
00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,062 and I can see you're having some problems with your brand.
00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,772 My brand?
00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:13,484 [ Children laughing ]
00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,361 Some kids call it your credibility
00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,905 or your reputation,
00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,239 but those things are just little parts
00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,866 of something much more important--
00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,200 your brand.
00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,077 Think about it, Kyle.
00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,955 Who are you?
00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,458 I'm just-- I-I'm just me.
00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,501 See? You don't know what your brand is.
00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,462 So how is anyone else supposed to know?
00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,130 It's like a commercial for Kyle,
00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,799 but you're not putting a label on the jar.
00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,927 Butters, this seems very out of character for you.
00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,304 That's because I've been workin' on my brand.
00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,348 My parents saw that my brand wasn't working with people
00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,267 so they sent me to brand management.
00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,394 Brand management?
00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,955 Hi, Mr. Davis.
00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,415 Well, Butters Stotch. How you doing there, Butters?
00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,000 How's the brand going?
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,794 I made two new friends, and a girl asked me
00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,003 to help her with her homework.
00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,089 Well, there ya go there, Butters.
00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,341 My friend Kyle here was thinking of reworking his brand a bit,
00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,009 and I told him maybe you could help.
00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,636 Oh, well, sure there, Kyle,
00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,846 let's just get you to fill out a CumHammer survey,
00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,264 and then we'll go in the back
00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,684 and come up with some options for ya.
00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,520 [ Applause ]
00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,271 it's "Good Morning, Canada."
00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,232 [ Farts ]
00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,817 It has been several months now
00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,735 since our beloved Queen has died.
00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,737 All Canadians are finding it hard to go on.
00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,281 All Canadians, that is, except for our first guests,
00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,700 The Prince and his wife.
00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,493 [ Audience booing ]
00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,871 We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,791 Thanks for having us on the show.
00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,836 It's so awesome to be here. It's great.
00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,421 So let me start with you, sir.
00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,672 You lived a life with the royal family,
00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,048 you had everything handed to you
00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,842 but you say your life has been hard,
00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,553 and you've written all aboot it in your new book, "Waaagh."
00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,263 Yes that's right, fwiend.
00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,723 You see, my wife and I are--
00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,849 I was totally like, "You should write a book
00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,058 'cause you're family's, like, stupid,
00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,394 and then so are, like, journalists."
00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,770 So you hate journalists?
00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,397 That's right.
00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,149 that reports on the lives of the royal family.
00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,316 Right.
00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,360 So you're a journalist.
00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,403 We just want to be normal people.
00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,572 All this attention is so hard.
00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,615 Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife
00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,534 has her own TV show and hangs out with celebrities
00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,036 and does fashion magazines?
00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,537 What are you suggesting?
00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,372 Well, I just think some people might say
00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,041 that your Instagram-loving bitch wife
00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,542 actually <i>doesn't</i> want her privacy.
00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,377 How dare you, sir!
00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,422 My Instagram-loving bitch wife has always wanted her privacy!
00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,799 And you know what else? To hell with Canada.
00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,342 We are leaving.
00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,927 We'll go find some quiet place
00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,554 where we can be normal people.
00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,098 Come on, wife.
00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:52,101 We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,942 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,862 {\an8}♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,072 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,115 Both: We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,201 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,203 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,080 ♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,957 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,209 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,503 ♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,713 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,132 Both: We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:27,261 ♪ The Worldwide Privacy Tour is coming soon to your town ♪
00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,181 ♪ We're coming soon to your town, give us privacy ♪
00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,724 Both: We want privacy! We want privacy!
00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,684 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:36,479 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:40,108 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,652 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,986 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,197 ♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,533 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,034 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,203 ♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,335 Alright there, Kyle, we got your survey answers,
00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:03,631 and I think we've put together some great ideas for your brand.
00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,342 I understand you want people to like you more
00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,094 and think you're cool.
00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,762 Is that right?
00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,181 Alright, well, let's see how this brand works for you.
00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:17,103 We got... Kyle-- Rugged. Vegan. Compassionate. Victim.
00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,732 I-- I don't think that's really me.
00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,317 Well, that's fine 'cause there's a lot of different
00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:26,195 brands people are attracted to. How about this one?
00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:29,866 Kyle-- Sensitive. Outdoorsy. Frugal. Victim.
00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,578 I'm not-- I'm not that outdoorsy.
00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,163 Okay, well, remember there, Kyle,
00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,957 it's not so much about who you <i>are</i> as much as it is
00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,084 about what people are attracted to, okay?
00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,419 So let's see, how about this?
00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,337 [ Keyboard clacking, mouse clicks ]
00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,714 Kyle-- Wealthy. Handsome.
00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,758 Multi-talented Grammy Award-Winning. Victim.
00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,302 Oh, that-- that one's taken already.
00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,928 Sorry. Hold on.
00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,221 Just a minute, Kyle.
00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,681 We're gonna find a good one here for you.
00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:54,891 You'll see, Kyle.
00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,684 When you have your brand up and runnin,'
00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,352 no one can stop you.
00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,276 Look at this town. There's just something about it.
00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,905 Oh, darling. I think this might be the place.
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,657 You really think so?
00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,409 It's so quiet and empty here.
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,870 If we moved here, then people would think
00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,414 we're really serious about wanting to be normal.
00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,250 It does seem perfect, doesn't it?
00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,294 We can have a fresh start here.
00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,338 Lead a normal life and have babies.
00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,050 Can we? Can we really move here and finally have our privacy?
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:33,095 My love, I will do anything for your privacy.
00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,434 [ Airplane engine whirring ]
00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,451 The couch goes in the first room!
00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,620 Ay, be careful with that TV, buddy!
00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,747 Drum set goes on the second floor.
00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,040 Wait. Put it down.
00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,833 I want to make sure it isn't damaged.
00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,419 What the hell?
00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:09,799 {\an8}♪
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,759 Hey! Hey, you!
00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,970 Hey, what are you looking at?!
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,597 You ever heard of privacy?!
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,848 What?
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,772 You guys, I am so sorry.
00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,691 I totally was going to play with you guys online
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,276 but the Prince of Canada and his wife
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,153 moved in across the street from me.
00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,030 They have this huge jet parked in front of my house
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,241 and then they kept trying to get me to buy their stupid book
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,077 and-- and, anyway, I'm sorry I messed up another game night.
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,870 It's okay, dude, we had a great time.
00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,331 Yeah, we are literally dripping with drip.
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,083 Well, I just want you guys to know
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:48,129 that I am a reliable, fun-loving, punctual victim.
00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,131 'Kay, well, we gotta get to class.
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,137 I'm really working on myself!
00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,055 You're gonna like what you see!
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:07,148 CumHammer Head Guy: As a child, you see the world in a different way.
00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,859 You see the wonder in nature, and you're starting to learn
00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,361 more about yourself all the time.
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,864 And you're learning that there's something more important
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,701 than you ever thought-- your brand.
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,369 It's what defines you.
00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,538 And with brand management, you can make sure
00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:26,625 others see you the way they want to see you.
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,545 Welcome to your CumHammer Work tutorial.
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,631 You are taking the first steps to making your brand
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,091 a great one.
00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,052 <i>By now you've received your workbook</i>
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,720 <i>and also your brand slide tool</i>
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,847 <i>and CumHammer social-media drive</i>
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,266 <i>which will be used in this video.</i>
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,685 <i>Now, if you're ready, let's start the exercises</i>
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,854 <i>on page five of your workbook.</i>
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:49,440 [ Fireworks whistling ]
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,570 Yeah! [ Laughs ]
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,781 Respect our privacy!
00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,949 Leave us alone! [ Laughs ]
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,534 Both: Down with the monarchy!
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,453 We just want our privacy!
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,791 God, fuck these people!
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,292 Why are we so mad today?
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,753 Because we want our privacy!
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,838 [ Phone ringing ]
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,257 Park County Police Station. What's your emergency?
00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,301 Yeah, the neighbors across the street are setting off fireworks
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,470 and it's 10:30 at night!
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,971 Oh, is it the Prince of Canada and his wife,
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,473 who just want to be left alone?
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,517 Yes.
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,395 They're being super loud, and I'm trying to work on my brand!
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,687 Oh, God damn it.
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,398 Now the prince is playing polo on the lawn!
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,695 We are here because privacy is a basic human right.
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,115 How many more princes and his wives
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,200 have to live in this nightmare?
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,247 Hey, can you two fucking keep it down?!
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,665 Oy!
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,250 You ever heard of a thing called "privacy"?!
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,501 Yeah, nobody gives a shit.
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,545 Will you two just shut up, and go away?!
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,051 It seriously is driving me crazy!
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,929 The prince plays drums all day. I don't think he even has a job.
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,140 And I don't know what the hell <i>she</i> does.
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,975 Why they even left Canada is beyond me.
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,768 And, like, she seems to just boss him around,
00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,145 and make him do whatever she wants.
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,354 I mean, why did they even leave Canada
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,815 and move to South Park, anyway?
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,942 Stan, are you gonna say something?
00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,318 You say it.
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,695 Say what?
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,155 Look, Kyle...
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,865 We just kinda don't care about some dumb prince
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,366 and his stupid wife.
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,160 I don't care about them either!
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,037 So, then why do you talk about them all the time?
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,998 [ Stammering ]
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,375 Dude, we're just kind of sick of hearing about them.
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,835 <i>I'm</i> sick of hearing about them!
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,628 But I can't get away from them!
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,797 They're everywhere! In my fucking face!
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,632 Yeah, and now you're putting 'em in our fucking face.
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,968 Fine, I won't talk about them anymore.
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,636 Thank you.
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,351 Okay, just one last thing-- did you know the prince sleeps-
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,686 [ All groan ]
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,937 I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,359 Man: The problem with you is you want results without the work.
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,944 You can't just say you're a certain thing,
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,780 and then expect people to just like your brand.
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,783 You gotta work it, sell people on it.
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,410 But I just don't feel like my brand
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,370 is who I really am on the inside.
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,997 You know, Kyle, some people think
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,832 it's what's inside you that matters.
00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,543 But people can't see inside you.
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,879 They can only see what kind of drink you're drinking.
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,380 That's what matters.
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,798 I guess so.
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,550 Now, I'm gonna help you with a new brand,
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,594 but you've got to work on it.
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,222 What do you want your friends to think about you?
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,725 I want them to think I'm not gonna complain about things,
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,893 I'm more thick-skinned.
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,937 Okay. This is good. This is good.
00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,314 And I want people to think I'm stronger, mentally,
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,524 than I probably am.
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,150 Okay. Okay. I think we got it.
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,902 People are gonna love this.
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,863 Kyle-- he's a thick-skinned, super cool,
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:46,325 nothing bothers him victim.
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,493 I just don't know if I can--
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,703 You're goin' off brand already!
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,832 Remember, no matter what, nothing bothers you.
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,500 I don't care. Don't care.
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,799 What the hell? What'd he just say?
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,967 He victimized me!
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,594 It's because I'm an ethnic woman!
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,970 He can't do that! I'll see--
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,805 Wait, you're ethnic? This is an outrage!
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,391 We'll just see how he deals with my blue penis!
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,560 [ Video game playing on TV ]
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,523 [ Knocking ]
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,741 [ Squeaking ]
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,619 Hey!
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,455 Have some respect for this privacy!
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,874 [ Squeaking ]
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:36,310 {\an8}♪
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,021 [ Cries ]
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,606 Don't worry, my love,
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,901 he's not gonna get away with this.
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,759 Hey, guys! How you doin?!
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,302 Good. How are you?
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,346 I'm great. Got some good sleep last night.
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,682 Just letting' things roll right off my back, you know?
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,934 'Cause that's the kind of guy I am.
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,521 Cool.
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,314 Hey, do you guys wanna play Darktide after school?
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,067 Or if not, whatever. I'm cool either way.
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,069 Yeah, I'm sure we can figure that out.
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,363 Cool. Whatever. I'm care-free and unflappable.
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,948 I'll catch you guys at lunch!
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,827 Wow, Kyle, you seem really different.
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,078 Do you like it?
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,830 Uh, Sure.
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,331 Thanks, Jimmy.
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,916 But you know, I really need to thank a good friend.
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,585 He introduced me to a way of becoming a more stable person.
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,837 Have you seen Butters?
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,797 Butters? Oh, sure.
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,215 He's out on the playground,
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,675 getting the shit beat out of him by Bebe.
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,968 What?
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,763 Bebe: Mother! Fucker!
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,433 Don't ever say that shit again!
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,351 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,769 What the hell is going on?!
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,980 I wasn't even doing anything, and he came up,
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,940 and started talking shit to me!
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,401 Yeah, everyone likes a guy that's strong and assertive,
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,361 so I told Bebe to go fuck herself.
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,113 Who do you even think you are?!
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,781 You want some more of this, you dumb slut?
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,116 Butters, what are you doing?
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,367 This isn't you.
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,785 Hey, Kyle, will you relax.
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,328 You're kind of fucking up my brand.
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,122 Okay, that does it-- come on, Butters.
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,040 You're going back to CumHammer.
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,126 You're lucky he saved your ass!
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,962 Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,716 The most important thing about your brand is being flexible.
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,218 We want to make sure you're completely satisfied.
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,304 You say you're having some problems?
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,722 That's right!
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,390 There's this horrible spy
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,808 who lives across the street from us,
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,894 and we're gonna get him back by changing our brand!
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,187 All right.
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,897 And I do see you're in our database,
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,608 but you didn't first get help at this CumHammer location?
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,151 No.
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,360 My wife went to one in California as a child.
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,779 Ah. Okay.
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,197 Then you must be in the national system.
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,531 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is this you?
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,117 "Sorority girl, Actress, Influencer, Victim."
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,077 Yeah. That's totally me.
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,412 Okay. I see.
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,622 And then, you added your husband
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,165 to your Friends and Family account.
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,042 You must be the "Royal prince, millionaire,
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,919 world traveler, victim."
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,504 That's right.
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,173 Kyle: Come on, Butters.
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,175 Hello?
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,968 Oh, hey there. Just gimme a minute.
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,678 I'm with some other clients right now, there, Kyle.
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,472 Uh, no. This is an emergency.
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,848 We need to talk to--
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,016 Oy! Do you mind! Stop invading--
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,976 [ Gasps ] It's him!
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,019 [ Screams ]
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,229 What the hell are you doing here?
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,439 You just can't leave us alone, can you!
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,691 Oh, my God, he's so obsessed with us.
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,152 I'm not obsessed with you.
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,695 It's this stupid place!
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,450 Don't you see, Butters?
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,868 Teaching people to think of their brand
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,120 just makes more people like them.
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,580 This whole thing is wrong.
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,291 They're telling you guys to reduce yourselves into products
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,419 instead of people to be truly understood and loved.
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,047 Don't you guys want people to like you for you
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,425 instead of who they want you to be?
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,263 Look, we all have our faults. God knows I do.
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,598 But if we just try to present and control an image of us
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,393 for people to see, then, we're just performers
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,020 instead of human beings.
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,313 He's right.
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,481 Trying to make ourselves into a brand
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,066 just turned us into products.
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,069 We don't need to be a brand, do we?
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,529 If it's truly what we want,
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,447 then we really can get away from it all.
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,449 No more magazines and Netflix shows.
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,577 We really can live a normal life.
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,080 Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling.
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,499 We can be the people we talked about being,
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,376 with no more worries about how we look
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,295 or the image we project to people.
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,047 What matters is what we have on the inside.
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,470 Hello?
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,850 Come on, Butters. Time to go home.
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,435 Yeah.
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,897 - Yeah. - Yeah.
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,481 Man: Now, hey.
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,192 Don't make a decision you might all regret.
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,781 Yeah, come on, honey. We don't need this place.
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,161 Honey?
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,303 Reporter: The queen is dead.
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,847 What a sad day for Canada-- and therefore, the world.
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,474 [ Cries ]
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,934 Ike, I need to use the--
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,435 Oh no, not again.
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,355 She's still dead.
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,981 Ike, I have to get on the computer.
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,608 The Queen's been dead a long time.
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528 Ike, I have to get on with my friends!
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,447 If I don't, they're gonna think I'm...
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,744 It's okay.
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,663 Things get to you.
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,498 It's who you are.
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,375 [ Cries ]
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,419 [ Knocking ]
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,134 Oh. Hey, guys.
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,928 Hey, dude. Uh...
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,930 We thought maybe you could do with a little outside time.
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,431 Really?
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,975 We just thought it'd be good to get you out of the house.
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,310 You seem to bee going through a lot lately.
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,063 Yeah. Yeah, I have.
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,399 Thanks, guys. I'd love to play.
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,701 Oy! Oy!
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,202 Could, uh...
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,495 Could I play?
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,913 Sure. You can play.
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,498 Great!
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:38,005 [ Drumming ]
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:46,972 {\an8}♪
00:21:49,599 --> 00:22:18,837 {\an8}♪

00:00:00,982 --> 00:00:03,562 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ. ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ... ПЛОХО
00:00:03,562 --> 00:00:05,712 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ, НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,842 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
00:00:11,842 --> 00:00:15,412 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ, благочестие цветёт.</i>
00:00:15,412 --> 00:00:18,532 <i>В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь и печали забываешь.</i>
00:00:18,532 --> 00:00:22,202 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет, все кричат: «Привет, сосед!».</i>
00:00:22,202 --> 00:00:25,372 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься, отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
00:00:28,652 --> 00:00:31,632 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя мои верные друзья.</i>
00:01:30,572 --> 00:01:33,172 <i>Прощай, выпуков королева,</i>
00:01:33,172 --> 00:01:35,942 <i>теперь ты улетела пукать на небо...</i>
00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,822 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:02:42,172 --> 00:02:43,472 Ещё какой, чел.
00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:54,852 Да, ништяк.
00:03:50,182 --> 00:04:01,212 «СПЕРМОЛОТОК» БРЕНД-МЕНЕДЖМЕНТ
00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:48,332 ДАЁШЬ ЧАСТНУЮ ЖИЗНЬ ХВАТИТ НА НАС ПЯЛИТЬСЯ
00:05:57,062 --> 00:06:00,862 <i>Едем, едем, едем в поездку эту.</i>
00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:03,562 <i>Это тур частной жизни по всему свету.</i>
00:06:03,562 --> 00:06:07,012 <i>Едем, едем, едем в поездку эту.</i>
00:06:07,012 --> 00:06:09,722 <i>Это тур частной жизни по всему свету.</i>
00:06:09,722 --> 00:06:12,522 <i>Едем, едем, едем в поездку эту.</i>
00:06:13,322 --> 00:06:15,822 <i>Это тур частной жизни по всему свету.</i>
00:06:15,822 --> 00:06:18,822 <i>Едем, едем, частную жизнь отыскать.</i>
00:06:18,822 --> 00:06:21,822 <i>Даже если придётся весь мир облетать.</i>
00:06:22,122 --> 00:06:24,822 <i>Это частной жизни турне,</i>
00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:27,972 <i>ждите скоро в вашей стране.</i>
00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:30,372 <i>Мы прилетим в ваш город</i>
00:06:30,372 --> 00:06:31,592 <i>в частной жизни гастролях.</i>
00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:32,972 <i>Едем, едем, едем в поездку эту.</i>
00:06:32,972 --> 00:06:35,302 США КОЛОРАДО
00:06:35,302 --> 00:06:37,502 <i>Это тур частной жизни по всему свету.</i>
00:06:37,502 --> 00:06:40,052 <i>Едем, едем, едем в поездку эту.</i>
00:06:40,352 --> 00:06:42,352 САУС ПАРК
00:06:42,352 --> 00:06:44,062 <i>Это тур частной жизни по всему свету.</i>
00:06:44,062 --> 00:06:46,662 <i>Едем, едем, частную жизнь отыскать.</i>
00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:54,302 «СПЕРМОЛОТОК» БРЕНД-МЕНЕДЖМЕНТ
00:07:59,282 --> 00:08:03,062 САУС ПАРК
00:08:35,302 --> 00:08:39,202 ПРОДАНО РИЕЛТОРЫ САУС ПАРКА
00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,192 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:10:52,502 --> 00:11:01,882 ОСТАВЬТЕ НАС В ПОКОЕ УВАЖАЙТЕ НАШУ ЧАСТНУЮ ЖИЗНЬ
00:12:52,812 --> 00:12:56,792 «СПЕРМОЛОТОК» БРЕНД-МЕНЕДЖМЕНТ
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:30,052 ОСТАВЬТЕ НАС В ПОКОЕ УВАЖАЙТЕ НАШУ ЧАСТНУЮ ЖИЗНЬ
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,712 ОСТАВЬТЕ НАС В ПОКОЕ УВАЖАЙТЕ НАШУ ЧАСТНУЮ ЖИЗНЬ
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,720 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:00:00,982 --> 00:00:02,619 УСІ ПЕРСОНАЖІ ТА ПОДІЇ, НАВІТЬ ТІ ЯКІ ЗАСНОВАНІ НА РЕАЛЬНИХ ЛЮДЯХ – ВИГАДАНІ.
00:00:02,667 --> 00:00:03,538 ГОЛОСИ ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СПАРОДІЙОВАНО... ЩЕ Й КЕПСЬКО. У СЕРІАЛІ
00:00:03,562 --> 00:00:05,012 Є ГРУБА ЛЕКСИКА І ВІН НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЄТЬСЯ ДЛЯ ПЕРЕГЛЯДУ НІКОМУ.
00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,685 <i>Їду я у Саус Парк Проведу тут гарно час</i>
00:00:11,842 --> 00:00:15,345 <i>Всюди дружні тут обличчя І привітні повсякчас</i>
00:00:15,412 --> 00:00:18,447 <i>Пхаюсь я у Саус Парк Щоб забути всі проблеми</i>
00:00:18,532 --> 00:00:22,129 <i>Паркінг є тут за потреби Люди кличуть: «Гей, сусідо!»</i>
00:00:22,202 --> 00:00:25,443 <i>Пруся я у Саус Парк Трохи випустити пар</i>
00:00:28,652 --> 00:00:32,344 <i>Приїжджайте й ви сюди Будуть друзі всі мої</i>
00:01:30,572 --> 00:01:33,172 <i>Прощавай, пердлива королево</i>
00:01:33,172 --> 00:01:36,233 <i>На жаль, ти вже пустила останнього шептунця</i>
00:03:50,182 --> 00:03:52,528 СТОЯЧИЙ ІМІДЖ БРЕНД-МЕНЕДЖМЕНТ
00:04:28,204 --> 00:04:33,091 ДОБРОГО РАНКУ, КАНАДО!
00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:48,320 МИ ВИМАГАЄМО ПРИВАТНОСТІ! ГОДІ НА НАС ДИВИТИСЯ!
00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,133 ПРИНЦ ХНИК-ХНИК
00:05:57,062 --> 00:06:04,066 <i>Вперед-вперед, в дорогу!</i>
00:06:04,454 --> 00:06:09,722 СВІТОВИЙ ТУР ПРИВАТНОСТІ
00:06:09,722 --> 00:06:10,371 <i>Вперед-вперед, в дорогу!</i>
00:06:15,822 --> 00:06:22,122 <i>Вперед-вперед, в дорогу!</i>
00:06:22,122 --> 00:06:23,134 <i>Бо ми вимагаємо приватності!</i>
00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:27,972 <i>Світовий тур приватності завітає і до вашого міста!</i>
00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:30,410 <i>Ми припремось у ваше місто Щоб вимагати приватності.</i>
00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:32,972 МАПА СПОЛУЧЕНИХ ШТАТІВ АМЕРИКИ
00:06:32,972 --> 00:06:34,612 КОЛОРАДО
00:06:40,352 --> 00:06:43,004 САУС ПАРК
00:08:35,302 --> 00:08:37,381 ПРОДАНО
00:10:52,502 --> 00:10:54,690 ДАЙТЕ НАМ СПОКІЙ! ПОВАЖАЙТЕ НАШУ ПРИВАТНІСТЬ!

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