Купидон Йе

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Просто хотел узнать, видели ли вы

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наш с Толкиеном свежий ТикТок?

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Вы сделали еще один ТикТок?

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Я думаю,

что это действительно наш лучший из всех!

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Да, всем наплевать на ваши ТикТоки, пацаны.

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Эй, суперский ТикТок, ребята!

О! Спасибо!

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Да, это было просто потрясающе.

Шикарно!

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В общем, пацаны, вы, должны заценить его!

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Увидимся!

Да, пока!

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Привет, ребят! Новый ТикТок супер!

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Спасибо, Баттерс!

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Конничива!

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Сайонара!

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Кочи, кочи, кочи!

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Сайонара!

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Конничива!

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Сайонара...

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Что это за пиздец?

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Серьезно, что за пиздец?

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Ребята, вы заметили, что Кайл и Толкиен

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в последнее время всё делают вместе?

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Да, они хорошая маленькая команда

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Я, эээ... Я пойду внутрь, ребята.

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Надо доделать домашнее задание.

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Ого. Мне очень жаль Стэна.

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Это должно быть тяжело,

когда твой лучший друг

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постоянно тусуется с кем-то другим.

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<угу>

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Я должен узнать, могу ли я как-то помочь.

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Внутри меня есть маленький голосок.

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Который не может видеть,

как страдает мой друг.

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<что ты хочешь сделать>?

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Я пойду и буду хорошим христианином.

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Хорошо,

только деревянные духовые для этой части.

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Эй, Толкиен! Что происходит?

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Это духовая секция.

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Да, я знаю. Я просто...

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Я заметил, что ты в последнее время

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с Кайлом много зависаешь.

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Это какая-то проблема?

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Нет, я думаю, это замечательно.

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Это потрясающе,

что кто-то вроде тебя может быть

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с таким, как он,

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учитывая всю новую

информацию.

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Ну, то что сейчас стало известно

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как евреи украли идентичность черной расы,

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что потерянные племена Иудеев на

самом деле все были африканцами.

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Ты не слышал об этом?

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Черные люди на самом деле евреи

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и люди вроде Кайла отняли это у них?

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Прекрати со мной разговаривать.

Когда евреи приехали в Америку

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спасаясь от преследований во

время Второй мировой войны,

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они обнаружили, что черные в

Америке уже были низшим классом,

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поэтому им пришлось

придумать для себя историю.

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В которую они могут

заставить всех поверить...

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потому что Кайл управляет Голливудом!

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Кайл управляет Голливудом, Толкиен.

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Эй, Стэн.

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Знаешь, у меня для тебя хорошие новости.

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Что?

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Маленькая волшебная фея сказала мне

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Что вы с Кайлом скоро снова будете вместе.

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Меня не волнует, что Кайл делает ТикТоки с

Толкиеном.

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Нет, волнует.

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Но не волнуйся, Стэн.

Сегодня почти День Святого Валентина.

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И маленький ангел на моем плече

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говорит,

что Кайл вернется к тебе в любую минуту.

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Привет, Стэн.

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О

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Привет, Кайл.

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<ого>!

Ага.

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Ну, чувак, хочешь присесть?

О, нет, извини.

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Я просто хотел узнать, нет ли у тебя зарядки

для телефона

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Мы с Толкиеном снимаем

еще одно видео для ТикТок.

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И мой дурацкий телефон сдох!

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О. Да. Конечно.

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Спасибо, чувак!

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Толкиен, чувак, я нашел!

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Что, мать его, происходит?

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Ну, эм, я пойду обратно в класс, ребят

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Я не понимаю. Маленький

купидон всегда прав.

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<не в этот раз>

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Почему Толкиен не послушал?

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Ты рассказал ему о племенах черных евреев?

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{\an8}отсылка на Канье Уэста, который поменял имя на Йе

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Да, я рассказал ему все, Купидон Йе!

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Ти хи хи хи!

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А ты рассказал ему, как евреи украли

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идентичность черных людей?

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Да, но это не сработало, Купид-Йе

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Ничего страшного, Эрик!

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Помни, быть хорошим христианином значит

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помогать людям, даже когда это нелегко

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Ты прав, Купид-Йе.

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Ты можешь помочь сделать так, чтобы Толкиен

услышал наше послание?

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Распространять информацию - всё равно что

распространять любовь.

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Я помогу тебе с этим, Эрик!

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Ти-хи-хи! Ти хи хи хи!

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♪Все красотки ходят так, так, так♪

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♪так, так♪

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♪Красотки ходят так,

так, так, так, так♪

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Вау, очень круто, Толкиен.

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Смотри, сколько лайков нам ставят!

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Эй, Кайл, есть минутка?

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Да. Что случилось?

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Ну, ходят слухи

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по школе.

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Ребята говорят, что, типа...

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короче, что, типа,

ты руководишь Голливудом?

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Что?

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Я сказал Скотту, что это просто глупости

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И он не должен слушать такие вещи.

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Но... У нас со Скоттом

есть идея крутого фильма

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о чуваке, у которого пистолеты вместо рук.

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И у нас написаны первые 20 страниц,

так что...

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Ты же не руководишь Голливудом, верно?

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Я даже не собираюсь

оправдывать это ответом.

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Потому что повторение

уничижительного оскорбления,

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даже с целью его опровержения,

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может заставить глупых людей считать его

обоснованным!

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Ни хрена себе. Кайл управляет Голливудом.

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Кайл управляет Голливудом,

а ты просрал питч!

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Как я просрал питч?!

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Ты должен был сказать ему, каковы ставки.

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Люди, которые снимают фильмы,

они заботятся только об этом!

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У этого парня пистолеты вместо рук!

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Мистер Картман, вы говорили или не говорили

ученикам этой школы

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Что Кайл управляет Голливудом?

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Думаю, я говорил, да

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И почему вы сказали такую нетолерантную,

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оскорбительную вещь?

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Кто-то управляет Голливудом

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Много людей управляет Голливудом!

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Да, многие... такие, как Кайл.

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Мистер Картман, вы на опасном, блин, пути, братан

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Простите, почему так оскорбительно

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говорить, кто управляет Голливудом?

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Люди любят Голливуд. Голливуд - это круто.

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Евреи должны быть

удостоены чести управлять им.

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Эй! Я говорю тебе прямо сейчас, Эрик.

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В следующий раз, когда кто-нибудь скажет,

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что Кайл управляет Голливудом, этот человек

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получит два месяца наказания.

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Два месяца?!

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Иисусе, пресвятая дева Мария

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Вы действительно серьезно к этому

относитесь.

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Пожалуйста, помоги мне стать лучшим

христианином

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Все, чего я хочу, это помогать людям,

но никто не понимает.

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Пожалуйста, я не могу сделать это один

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Ти-хи-хи!

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Вот ты где, Купидон Йе!

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Прости, Эрик, я просто был занят

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восхваляя имя нашего

Спасителя в музыкальной студии!

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Директор сказал,

что я не могу говорить о том,

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что Кайл управляет Голливудом, Купид Йе!

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Ну, конечно, Эрик! Они пытаются

заставить тебя замолчать.

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Вот что они делают.

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Кто они?

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Ах да... они.

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Ти-хи-хи! Евреи!

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Но Купидон Йе, я должен достучаться до Толкиена

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иначе Стэн будет грустить вечно!

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Хорошо! Я помогу тебе помочь твоему другу,

чем смогу.

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Ты такой хороший христианин, Эрик.

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Спасибо.

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Только не делай ничего

слишком радикального, хорошо?

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Что ты имеешь в виду?

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Я не знаю, просто...

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С тех пор,

как ты сменил имя и увлекся Иисусом,

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ты ведешь себя как сумасшедший, Купид Йе.

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Ти-хи-хи! Не волнуйся, Эрик!

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Я всё исправлю!

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Хвала Иисусу!

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Ти хи хи! Ти хи хи хи хи!

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Истинные евреи Израиля

- это твои черные предки...

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Ти хи хи хи...

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А?

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Думаешь, вы с Кайлом делаете ТикТоки вместе?

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Кайл заботится только о деньгах

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Ти хи хи...

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Ммм?

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Подумай об этом.

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Вы действительно делаете ТикТоки вместе,

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или Кайл наживается на тебе?

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Это как потерянные племена Израиля

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Кайл хочет присвоить себе

все заслуги за то, что вы делаете.

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Толкиен?

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О, Господи!

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Эй, я не видел тебя на площадке

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Думал, мы будем делать утренний ТикТок

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О да, извини

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Я плохо спал прошлой ночью.

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Всё в порядке?

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Привет, Кайл! Как дела, чувак?

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Хорошо, Джимми. Как ты?

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Отлично! Ф-ф-фантастика!

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Ты что-то хотел, Джимми?

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О, да!

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Я тут понял, что никогда

не оставлял тебе свою фотографию.

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Ну, знаешь, на случай,

если что-нибудь всплывет.

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Что-нибудь вроде чего?

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Что-нибудь типа...

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Для чего понадобится моя фотография.

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Джимми, я не управляю Голливудом!

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Ну, все говорят другое.

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Народ! Я не управляю Голливудом!

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Поймите, бля, уже!

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Черт побери! Это уже вышло из-под контроля!

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Не такая уж проблема

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Огромная проблема!

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Это нападение на мою национальность,

Толкиен.

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Ты не понимаешь!

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Я не понимаю?

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Да, Толкиен.

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В НБА много черных,

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Но никто не говорит:

"НБА управляют черные!"

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Это потому, что НБА управляют белые!

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Ладно, да, ты прав

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Слушай, извини

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Может, пойдем запишем

утренний TikTok?

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Да, конечно. У нас еще есть время.

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Круто, давай

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Стэн?

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Не всегда Иисус работает быстро.

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Прекрати со мной разговаривать.

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Привет, Джер. Есть минутка поговорить?

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Да, как дела, Рэнди?

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Слушай, я...

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Я знаю, что мальчишки есть мальчишки

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И как родители,

мы не всегда можем контролировать.

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Их личные решения

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Нет, конечно, нет

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Я просто хочу, чтобы ты знал,

во-первых, что...

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твой сын - отличный парень

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Знаешь,

Стэн и Кайл всегда были очень близки,

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и я знаю, что их дружба очень много значит.

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Что случилось, Рэнди?

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Ну, Джеральд, не знаю..

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может поговоришь со своим сыном, но...

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{\an8}woke - принявший современные западные нетрадиционные ценности #staywoke

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можем мы признать, что всё

это woke движение не работает?

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Woke движение?

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Ну, это правда было здорово сначала,

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но сейчас это в каждом фильме и телешоу

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Понимаешь, теперь это видно насквозь

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Зрители хотят, чтобы их развлекали.

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Они не хотят, чтобы их поучали,

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и если вы просто делаете шоу и фильмы

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в которых закладываете повестку,

короче

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в результате будет провал

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Рэнди, о чем ты говоришь?

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Кассовые сборы падают, люди отворачиваются

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Ты знаешь, это убило франшизу Marvel

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И ещё, хочу кое-что сказать вслух

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"Аватар 2" - отстой.

Просто отстой, Джеральд.

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Кто-то должен был набраться храбрости,

чтобы сказать это.

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Черт побери! Я не управляю Голливудом!

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Джеральд, ты можешь с ним поговорить?

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Кайл, о чем он говорит?!

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Он просто ведет себя как идиот

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и слушает, что сказал долбанный Эрик Картман!

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Я не от Эрика Картмана это услышал

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Я слышал это от выдающегося,

уважаемого артиста на телевидении.

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Кого?!

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Наш следующий гость -

всемирно известный рэпер и артист.

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Который утверждает, что евреи управляют

Голливудом.

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Что именно вы имеете в виду?

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Ну, по большому счету, евреи

контролируют всё

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что мы видим по телевизору и в кино.

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А почему вы не хотите

показывать свое лицо прямо сейчас?

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Ну, потому, что есть один еврей...

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Его зовут Кайл.

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И он может жестоко отомстить мне,

потому что он управляет Голливудом.

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Да, и евреи всё время пытаются

заставить людей замолчать.

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Особенно черных.

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Да, особенно черных.

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Это из-за всей тех новых сведений

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Новой информации о том, что избранным народои

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на самом деле были африканцы.

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Так что, знаете, черные люди

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действительно пострадали от евреев.

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Да, и Гитлер на самом

деле не был плохим парнем.

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Да, так... Стоп, стоп, Купидон Йе.

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Это заходит слишком далеко.

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Он просто пытается шокировать

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Что ты смотришь, дорогой?

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Понятия не имею.

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♪ Мамочка? ♪ ♪ Что это, Кайлу? ♪

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♪Можно установить Roblox на мой Xbox?♪

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♪Конечно, Кайлу, пока это бесплатно♪

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♪О, конечно, бесплатно♪

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Ладно, стоп, погоди

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Давай попробуем еще раз. Мне кажется,

ты забыл слова.

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Да, извини. Я просто устал.

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Я не выспался прошлой ночью.

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Может, мне стоит сыграть роль мамы?

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Нет,

ты будешь играть роль ребенка. Так смешнее.

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Ладно, да. Полагаю, тебе решать.

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И что это значит?

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Что ты здесь главный

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О, я главный,

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типа я всё контролирую?

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Ты тоже начнешь говорить,

что я управляю Голливудом?

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Я не говорил, что ты управляешь Голливудом.

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И, честно говоря,

мне уже надоело это слышать.

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Тебе надоело это слышать?

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Да, мне надоело это слушать.

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О, Боже, ты себя слышишь?

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Ты, как никто другой,

должен иметь хоть немного сострадания.

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О, правда? Почему именно я, Кайл?

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Ты серьезно не понимаешь?

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Ты знаешь, что евреи стояли рядом с черными

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с начала движения за гражданские права,

верно?

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Какое это имеет отношение вообще?

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Просто я думал,

что ты будешь лучшим другом

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Потому что ты, типа...

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Потому что я что? Черный?

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Боже мой, как шикарно

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Неважно, Толкиен.

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Теперь ты будешь делать вид,

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что я сделал тебе что-то плохое.

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Нет, ты мне ничего не сделал.

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Просто у твоего народа всё время так получается

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"Моего народа"?

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Так получается у твоего народа!

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Знаешь что? Я больше не хочу делать с тобой ТикТоки!

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Это я не хочу с тобой делать ТикТоки!

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Хорошо!

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Мы сделали это.

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Я не могу поверить, что у нас получилось

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Слава Христу! Они, наверное,

больше не заговорят!

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И теперь Стэн сможет

вернуть своего лучшего друга.

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Да, и мы сможем распространить

наше нацистское послание

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по всему миру!

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Эй, эй, ладно, Купидон Йе.

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Ты имеешь в виду наше

христианское послание.

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Одно и то же. Христианское послание,

нацистское послание.

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Гитлер был великим христианином.

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Купидон Йе, ты в порядке?

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Тебе нужно с кем-нибудь поговорить?

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Я серьезно.

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Люди должны умирать,

чтобы лучшие расы могли жить.

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Хорошо, Купидон Йе. Возвращайся обратно.

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Ти-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!

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Давай, пошли, Йе.

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Я так не думаю, чувак!

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Пойдем, подожжем какую-нибудь хреновину!

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Death con 1, сучки!

(отсылка на твит Канье)

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Йии?!

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Йииииииииии!

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О, черт.

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Да?

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Стэн! У нас проблемы!

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Что?

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Он совсем спятил.

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Я не думаю, что смогу его переубедить!

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Кого его?

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Стэн, послушай меня.

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Кое-кто портит отношения с Кайлом и Толкиеном.

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Он сказал, это чтобы быть хорошим христианином, но...

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Но я думаю, он просто использовал

христианство как оправдание.

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Чтобы быть расистским куском дерьма.

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Что ты натворил?

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Не я, Стэн!

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В это будет очень трудно поверить, но...

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Есть маленький волшебный ангел.

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Который приходит каждый год в День Святого

Валентина.

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Он распространяет любовь и

объединяет одиноких людей.

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Но в этом году всё по-другому.

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Купид-Я обрел Христа и сменил имя.

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И я должен снова заставить его пить таблетки

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Чувак, Картман, ты в порядке?

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Тебе нужно с кем-нибудь поговорить?

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Стэн, ты веришь в Санта Клауса?

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Да.

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А ты веришь в пасхального кролика?

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Думаю, да.

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Тогда поверь,

что завтра День Святого Валентина...

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и неизвестно, на что способен Купидон Йе.

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С Днем Святого Валентина, Клайд!

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Вот тебе валентинка, Ред!

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Ах, День Святого Валентина. Разве это не

прекрасно?

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Любовь витает в воздухе!

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♪Ди дит дидл-и ду! ♪

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♪Я не говорю, что она охотница за деньгами♪

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♪Но она не тусит ни с

одним бедным евреем♪

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Кто это? Ти-хи-хи-хи!

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Эй! Засранец!

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Другим людям тоже нужно в туалет!

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Ух ты... Чувак...

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С Днем Святого Валентина, сука!

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Какого черта?!

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Как насчет немного антисемитизма?

00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:08,353

Ух!

00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:18,103

Ти-хи-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!

00:17:28,352 --> 00:17:29,822

Что это?!

00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,096

Толкиен!

00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,565

Толкиен, мне нужно с тобой поговорить.

00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:38,835

О чем?

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Толкиен... Я должен перед тобой извиниться.

00:17:41,105 --> 00:17:42,908

Кое-кто издевался над тобой...

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и это всё ради меня.

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Я не понимаю.

00:17:45,747 --> 00:17:48,451

Я ревновал насчет ваших с Кайлом ТикТоков.

00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,870

Ти-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи-хи!

00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,451

Мистер Мэкки: Внимание, ученики!

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В школе гигантская пчела!

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Уйдите в безопасное

место! Там гигантская пчела!

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О, Господи, вот она!

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Купидон Йе: Ти-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!

00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,567

Мистер Мэкки: О, Боже! Это пчела!!!

00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,505

Смотрите, вот он!

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Ты думаешь, что делаешь, Кайл?

00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,717

Что ты имеешь в виду?

00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,686

Приквел "Властелина колец"?!

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Чем ты думал??

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Сколько еще супергероев,

по-твоему, нам нужно?!

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Братья Марио, Кайл?!

00:18:38,898 --> 00:18:42,070

Ты правда не можешь сделать что-то лучше,

чем "Братья Марио"?!

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Хватит, народ!

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Толкиен?

00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:48,947

Прости, Кайл.

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Это не его вина, а моя!

00:18:50,516 --> 00:18:53,054

Я завидовал вам, ребята, и вашим ТикТокам.

00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:56,392

Чего вы ждете?! Давайте

завалим этих козлов!

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Ни хрена себе!

Что за херня?!

00:18:59,164 --> 00:19:00,867

Купидон Йиииии!

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Пора принимать лекарства.

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Нет! С их помощью люди контролируют меня!

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Ты примешь свои лекарства,

Йе, так или иначе!

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Нет! Не приму

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Ты примешь свои лекарства!

Отпусти меня!

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Я не...

Ты примешь их, Йе!

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Глотай! Глотай!

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Йе? Йе?

00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,065

Эрик?

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Купид-Я?!

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Ребята! Это Купид-Я! Он вернулся!

00:19:46,941 --> 00:19:48,608

Какой сегодня день?

00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:51,347

Сегодня День святого Валентина,

Купид-Я!

00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:52,615

День святого Валентина?!

00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:54,685

Ну, тогда мне пора на работу!

00:19:54,686 --> 00:19:56,957

Ти-хи-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!

Да!

00:19:58,192 --> 00:20:01,097

Ти-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!

00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,410

Сегодня к нам присоединился

молодой человек

00:20:10,411 --> 00:20:13,115

Чтобы поговорить о стереотипах

00:20:13,116 --> 00:20:15,418

и о вреде, который они могут принести.

00:20:15,419 --> 00:20:18,890

Молодой человек, каково ваше послание?

00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:22,129

Я хочу сказать, что мы не можем

контролировать то, что говорят люди.

00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:26,436

Поэтому мы должны с умом подходить к тому,

во что верить.

00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:28,472

Если один идиот говорит,

что определенная группа

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"управляет Голливудом", задумайтесь об этом.

00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:34,916

Приложив минимум усилий, вы обнаружите, что

"Голливуд"

00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,319

это многоуровневая индустрия.

00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,821

Управляемая десятками тысяч людей

00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:40,959

со всего мира.

00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,997

В прошлом евреям было закрыт

доступ к большинству профессий.

00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:46,268

Поэтому они стали доминировать в водевиле,

который в те времена

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считался слишком низкопробным

для добрых христиан.

00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:50,607

В конце концов,

эти евреи переехали на Запад

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и основали первые киностудии.

00:20:52,311 --> 00:20:54,948

Когда кино также считалось

работой для низших слоев общества.

00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,351

А их потомки

00:20:56,352 --> 00:20:58,354

составляют сегодня

приличный процент среди тысяч

00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:01,293

людей всех рас, благодаря которым работает

Голливуд.

00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,799

Этот молодой человек

00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,803

сказал простыми словами то,

что многие из нас в Голливуде

00:21:08,804 --> 00:21:11,941

пытались донести до людей.

00:21:11,942 --> 00:21:14,613

Он говорит так просто и с таким энтузиазмом

00:21:14,614 --> 00:21:17,618

Паренек думает о вещах так,

как нужно всем нам.

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Знаете, что я думаю?

00:21:19,089 --> 00:21:20,990

Я думаю, что этот парень должен управлять

Голливудом!

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Да!

00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,967

Стоп, стоп... Погодите, что?

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- Пусть он управляет Голливудом!

- Да! Дайте парню шанс!

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- Давайте! - Пусть управляет!

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Черт возьми

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Пусть еврей управляет!!!

00:21:43,452 --> 00:21:45,454

Пусть еврей управляет!

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Hey, dudes.

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Just wondering

if you guys have seen me

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and Tolkien's

latest Tiktok?

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You guys made

another TikTok?

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I think it's really

our best one yet!

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Yeah, nobody really gives a shit

about your TikToks, guys.

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Hey, really great TikTok,

guys!

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Yeah, it was

pretty amazing.

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Well, anyway you guys

gotta check it out

when you get a chance!

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See ya later!

Yeah, see you guys!

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Hey fellas!

Loved that last TikTok!

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Thanks, Butters!

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Konnichiwa!

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Sayonara!

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Kochi, kochi, kochi!

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Sayonara!

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Konnichiwa!

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Sayonara--

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What the fuck is this?

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Seriously,

what the fuck is this?

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Have you guys noticed

that Kyle and Tolkien

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are, like, doing everything

together lately?

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Yeah, they're quite

the little team, aren't they?

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I, uh...

I'm gonna inside, guys.

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I'm gonna get

some homework done.

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Wow. I feel really bad

for Stan.

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It's gotta be hard to suddenly

have your best friend

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always hanging

with someone else.

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Mrph.

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I gotta see if there's

some way I can help.

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There's a little voice

inside me

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that can't stand to see

my friend suffer.

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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I'm gonna go be

a good Christian.

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Okay, just the woodwinds

for this section.

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Hey, Tolkien!

What's goin' on?

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This is

the brass section.

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Yeah, I know.

I was just--

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I was noticing that

you're kind of hanging out

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a lot with Kyle lately.

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Is there a problem

with that?

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No, I think

it's amazing.

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It's awesome that someone

like you could be okay

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with someone like him,

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given all the new

information lately.

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You know, the stuff

that's come out about

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how the Jews stole

the Black race's identity,

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that the lost tribes of Judah

were actually all Africans.

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You didn't hear about this?

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Black people

are actually the Jews

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and people like Kyle

have taken that from them?

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Stop talking to me.

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to escape persecution

in World War II,

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they found that Blacks

were already the

underclass in America,

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so they had to invent

a story for themselves

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which they can make

everyone believe...

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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.

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Hey, Stan.

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Guess what.

I have some good news for you.

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What?

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A little magic fairy

told me

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that you and Kyle are gonna

get back together soon.

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I don't care that Kyle

is making TikToks with Tolkien.

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Yes, you do.

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But don't worry, Stan.

It's almost Valentine's Day.

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And the little angel

on my shoulder

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says that Kyle is gonna come

running back to you any minute.

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Hey, Stan.

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Oh.

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Hey, Kyle.

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Rm!

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Well, dude,

you wanna sit down?

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I was actually just

seeing if you had a phone

charger I could borrow.

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Me and Tolkien are making

another TikTok video

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and my stupid phone died!

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Oh. Yeah. Sure.

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Thanks, dude!

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Tolkien,

I got one, dude!

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The fuck is going on?

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Well, um, I'm gonna

head back to class, guys.

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I don't get it. The little cupid

is always right.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.

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Why didn't Tolkien listen?

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Did you tell him about

the Black Hebrew tribes?

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Yeah, I told him

everything, Cupid Ye!

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Tee hee hee!

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And did you tell him

how the Jews stole

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Black people's identity?

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Yeah, but it didn't work,

Cupid Ye.

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That's okay, Eric!

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Remember, being a good

Christian means

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helping people

even when it's hard.

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You're right, Cupid Ye.

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Can you help make sure

Tolkien hears our message?

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Spreading information

is like spreading love.

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I'll help you

get the word out, Eric!

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Tee hee hee!

Tee hee hee!

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♪ All the pretty girls walk

like this, this, this ♪

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♪ This, this ♪

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♪ Pretty girls walk like

this, this, this, this ♪

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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.

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Look how many likes

we're getting for this one!

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Hey, Kyle,

you got a minute?

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Yeah. What's up?

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Well, there's

this rumor starting

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to go around the school.

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Kids are saying

that, like...

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I don't know, that,

like, you run Hollywood?

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What?

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I told Scott that

that's just people being dumb

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and he shouldn't listen

to stuff like that.

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But... Scott and I do

have this sweet movie idea

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about a dude

who has guns for hands

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and we have the first 20 pages

written, so...

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You don't really

run Hollywood, right?

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I'm not even going to

justify that with a response.

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Because repeating

a derogatory slur,

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even for the purpose

of refuting it,

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can make stupid

people think it's valid!

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Holy shit.

Kyle runs Hollywood.

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Kyle runs Hollywood,

and you fucked up the pitch!

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How'd I fuck

up the pitch?!

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You gotta tell him

what the stakes are.

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People who make movies, they

just care about the stakes!

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The guy has guns

for hands!

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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you

not tell students at this school

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That Kyle runs Hollywood?

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I think

I did say that, yes.

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And why would you say

such an intolerant,

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offensive thing like that?

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Somebody

runs Hollywood.

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Lots of people

run Hollywood!

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Yes, lots of...

people like Kyle.

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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous

frickin ground here, buddy!

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I'm sorry,

why is it so offensive

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to say

who runs Hollywood?

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People like Hollywood.

Hollywood's cool.

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The Jews should be honored

to be in charge of it.

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Hey! I am telling you

right now, Eric.

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The next time anyone

says anything about

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Kyle running Hollywood,

that person

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Is gonna have

two months detention.

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Two months?!

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Jesus,

Mary mother full of grace.

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You guys really

take this seriously.

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Please help me be

the best Christian I can be.

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All I want is to help people,

but nobody understands.

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Please,

I can't do this alone.

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Tee hee hee!

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There you are, Cupid Ye!

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Sorry, Eric,

I was just busy

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praising our Savior's name

in the music studio!

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The Principal said

I can't talk about

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Kyle running Hollywood

anymore, Cupid Ye!

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Well, of course, Eric!

They're trying to silence you.

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That's what they do.

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Who's they?

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Oh right... them.

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Tee hee hee!

Jews!

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But Cupid Ye, I have

to get to Tolkien or else

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Stan is gonna be

sad forever!

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Okay! I'll help you help

your friend however I can.

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You're such a good

Christian, Eric.

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Thanks.

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Just don't do anything

too drastic, okay?

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What do you mean?

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I dunno know, it's just...

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ever since you changed your name

and got all into Jesus,

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you've been acting a little

bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.

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Tee hee hee!

Don't worry, Eric!

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I'm gonna make

everything better!

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Praiiise Jesus!

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Tee hee hee!

Tee hee hee hee!

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The true Jews of Israel

are your Black ancestors...

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Tee hee hee...

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Huh?

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You think you and Kyle

make TikToks together?

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Kyle only cares

about money.

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Tee hee hee...

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Mmm?

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Think about it.

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Are you really

making TikToks together,

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or is Kyle

profiting off of you?

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It's just like

the lost tribes of Israel.

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Kyle wants to take all

the credit for what you doing.

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Tolkien?

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Oh, Jesus!

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Hey, I didn't see you

at the playground.

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Thought we were doing

that morning TikTok.

00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,339

Oh yeah, sorry.

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I didn't get

the best sleep last night.

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Everything okay?

00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,134

Hey, Kyle!

How's it going, man?

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Good, Jimmy. How are you?

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Great!

F-F-Fantastic!

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Is there something

you wanted, Jimmy?

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Oh, yeah!

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I just realized that I've never

given you my headshot.

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You know, just in case

anything ever comes up.

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Anything like what?

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Anything like...

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Anything you might need

my headshot for.

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Jimmy,

I do not run Hollywood!

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Well, that's not

what everyone's saying.

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Everyone! I do not

run Hollywood!

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Get a fucking clue!

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God dammit! This thing has

gotten out of control!

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Ah, it's not

a big deal.

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It's a huge deal!

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It's an attack on

my ethnicity, Tolkien.

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You don't understand!

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I don't understand?

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Yeah, Tolkien.

00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,472

There's lots of

Black people in the NBA,

00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:01,058

But nobody says, "The NBA

is run by Black people!"

00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,852

That's because the NBA

is run by white people!

00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,854

Okay, yeah, good point.

00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,272

Look, I'm sorry.

00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,356

You wanna just go make

the morning TikTok?

00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,400

Yeah, sure.

We still have time.

00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,319

Cool, come on.

00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,035

Stan?

00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,039

Sometimes,

Jesus works slowly.

00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,665

Stop talking to me.

00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,014

Hey, Ger. You got

a minute to talk?

00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,640

Yeah,

what's up, Randy?

00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,975

Look, I--

00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,602

I know that boys

will be boys

00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,729

and as parents,

we can't always control

00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,106

what their personal

decisions are.

00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,233

No, of course not.

00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,069

I just want you to know

first off that...

00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,196

your son

is a great kid.

00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,449

You know, Stan and Kyle

have always been really close,

00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,785

and I know their friendship

has meant so much.

00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,079

What's happened,

Randy?

00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,499

Well, Gerald,

I don't know

00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,626

if you can just talk

to your son but...

00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,212

can we just admit this whole

woke thing isn't working?

00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,838

Woke thing?

00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,882

I mean, it's been great

in so many ways,

00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,511

but now it's like every

movie and every TV show.

00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,138

You know, it's like,

you can see through it now.

00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,556

Audiences want to be entertained.

00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,058

They don't want

to be preached at,

00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,768

and if you're just

doing shows and movies

00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,603

that have like an agenda,

it's like--

00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,939

it's going to

keep failing.

00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,607

Randy, what are you

talking about?

00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776

Box office is down,

people are tuning out.

00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,237

You know it's what killed

the Marvel franchise.

00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,572

And just as a side note,

I'm gonna say it out loud.

00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,867

"Avatar 2" sucked.

It just sucked, Gerald.

00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,577

Someone had to be brave

enough to say it.

00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,871

God dammit! I do not

fucking run Hollywood!

00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,374

Gerald,

can you talk to him?

00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,625

Kyle, what is he

talking about?!

00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,252

He's just being an idiot

00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,420

and listening to what

fucking Eric Cartman said!

00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,422

I did not hear it

from Eric Cartman.

00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,633

I heard it from a prominent,

respected artist on television.

00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,968

Who?!

00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,512

Our next guest is a world famous

rapper and artist

00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,722

who claims that the Jews

run Hollywood.

00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,766

What exactly

do you mean by that?

00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,644

Well, mostly I just mean

that Jews control everything

00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,479

we see on TV

and the movies.

00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,606

And why do you not want

to show your face right now?

00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,316

Well, that's 'cause

there's this one Jew--

00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,985

um, his name is Kyle.

00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,155

And he can totally retaliate me,

'cause he like, runs Hollywood.

00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283

Yeah, and Jews try to silence

people all the time.

00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,534

Especially

Black people.

00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,494

Yeah, especially

Black people.

00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,496

That's because of all

the new information lately.

00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,331

The new information about

how the chosen people

00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,332

were actually Africans.

00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,333

So, you know,

Black people

00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,668

have really

been hurt by the Jews.

00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,837

Yeah, so Hitler actually

wasn't a bad guy.

00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,672

Yeah, so--

Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.

00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,923

That's going

a bit too far.

00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,341

He's just trying

to be shocking.

00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,385

What are you watching, honey?

00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,554

I have no idea.

00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,520

♪ Mommy? ♪

♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪

00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,106

♪ Can I get Roblox

on my Xbox? ♪

00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,734

♪ Sure thing, Caillou,

as long as it's free ♪

00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,487

♪ Oh, for sure,

it is for free ♪

00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,197

Okay, wait, wait, cut.

Hang on.

00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,282

Let's try it again.

I think you forgot the words.

00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,576

Yeah, sorry.

I'm just tired.

00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,785

I didn't get

the best sleep last night.

00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,370

Maybe I should do

the mom part.

00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,830

Nah, you do the kid part.

It's funnier.

00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,708

Okay, yeah.

I guess you call the shots.

00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,293

What's that

supposed to mean?

00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,921

Just means

you're in charge.

00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,297

Oh, I'm in charge,

00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,965

Like I control things?

00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,510

Huh, are you gonna start saying

I run Hollywood now too?

00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,136

I didn't say

you run Hollywood.

00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,388

And honestly, I'm getting

kind of sick of hearing it.

00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,556

You're

sick of hearing it?

00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,058

Yeah,

I'm sick of hearing it.

00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,726

Oh, my God, are you

listening to yourself?

00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770

You of all people should

have some compassion.

00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,813

Oh, really? Why me of

all people, Kyle?

00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,440

You seriously

don't know why?

00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,651

You know that Jews

have stood alongside Blacks

00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,402

since the Civil Rights

movement began, right?

00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,904

What does that

have to do with anything?

00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,989

I'm just saying I thought

you'd be a better friend.

00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,324

'Cause you're like...

00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,244

'Cause I'm like what?

Black?

00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,204

Oh my God,

this is so awesome.

00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,622

Whatever, Tolkien.

00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,748

Now you're gonna act

like I somehow

00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,083

did something

wrong to you.

00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,751

No, you didn't

do it to me.

00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,419

It just seems to work out that

way all the time for you people.

00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,671

You people?

00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,339

No, it works

that way for you people!

00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,758

You know what? I don't wanna

make TikToks with you anymore!

00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,468

I don't wanna make TikToks

with you anymore!

00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,930

Good!

00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,933

We did it.

00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,518

I can't believe we did it.

00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,604

Praise Christ! They'll probably

never talk again!

00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,815

And now Stan can have

his best friend back.

00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,193

Yeah, and we can spread

our Nazi message

00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,403

all over the world!

00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,530

Whoa, whoa,

okay, Cupid Ye.

00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,781

You mean our Christian message.

00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,450

It's the same thing.

Christian message, Nazi message.

00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,452

Hitler was

a great Christian.

00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,662

Cupid Ye, are you okay?

00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,163

Do you need to, like,

talk to somebody?

00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,623

I mean it.

00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,375

People have to die so that

the better races can live.

00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,087

Okay, Cupid Ye.

Time to go back inside.

00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,964

Tee hee hee hee!

Tee hee hee!

00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,674

Come on, let's go, Ye.

00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,050

I don't think so,

dawg!

00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,012

Let's go torch

some motherfuckers!

00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,063

Deathcon one, bitches!

00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,524

Yeeee?!

00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,489

Yeeeeeeeeeeee!

00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,283

Oh, shit.

00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,495

Yeah?

00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750

Stan! We aren't safe!

00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,752

What?

00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,170

He's totally gone crazy.

00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,671

I don't think I can

reason with him anymore!

00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,756

Reason with who?

00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299

Stan, listen to me.

00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,509

There's someone who's been

messing with Kyle and Tolkien.

00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,471

He said it was to be

a good Christian, but...

00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,931

But I think he's just been

using Christianity as an excuse

00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,017

to be a racist

piece of shit.

00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,353

What did you do?

00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,063

Not me, Stan!

00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,524

This is going to be extremely

hard to believe, but...

00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,026

There's a little

magic angel

00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,528

that comes each year

around Valentine's Day.

00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,239

He spreads love and brings

lonely people together.

00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,616

But this year

is different.

00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,910

Cupid me found Christ

and changed his name.

00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,871

And I have to find a way

to get him back on his meds.

00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,331

Dude, Cartman,

are you okay?

00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,707

Do you need to, like,

talk to somebody?

00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,959

Stan, do you believe

in Santa Claus?

00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,044

Yeah.

00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,671

Do you believe

in the Easter Bunny?

00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,047

I guess so.

00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,299

Then believe that tomorrow

is Valentine's Day...

00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,802

and there's no telling

what Cupid Ye is capable of.

00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482

Happy Valentine's Day,

Clyde!

00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,359

Here's a Valentine

for you, Red!

00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,114

Ah, Valentine's day.

Isn't it nice?

00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,782

Love is in the air!

00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,123

♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪

00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,250

♪ I ain't sayin'

she's a gold digger ♪

00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,877

♪ But she ain't messin'

with no broke Jew ♪

00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,299

Who is it?

Tee-hee-hee!

00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,968

Hey! Asshole!

00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,303

Other people need

to use the bathroom, too!

00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,521

Whoa... Dude...

00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,314

Happy Valentine's Day,

bitch!

00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482

What the hell?!

00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,942

How about a little

anti-Semitism?

00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152

Ugh!

00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,115

Aahghgghgh!!!!

00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,037

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee!

00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,631

What is that?!

00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,971

Tolkien!

00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,389

Tolkien,

I need to talk to you.

00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,640

About what?

00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,934

Tolkien...

I owe you an apology.

00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,811

Someone has been

messing with you...

00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146

and it was all for me.

00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,689

I don't get it.

00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,442

I've been jealous about

you and Kyle's TikToks.

00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,787

Tee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,255

Mr. Mackey (over P.A.):

Attention, students!

00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,758

There is a giant bee

in the school!

00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,718

Get somewhere safe!

There's a giant bee!

00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,428

Oh, Jesus, here it is!

00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,138

Cupid Ye: Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee!

00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,474

Mr. Mackey: Oh, God!

It's a bee!!

00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,267

Look, there he is!

00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856

What do you think

you're doing, Kyle?

00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,651

W-What do you mean?

00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,569

A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!

00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,321

What were you thinking??

00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,907

How many more superheroes

do you think we need?!

00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,700

Mario Brothers, Kyle?!

00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,995

You seriously can't do better

than Mario Brothers?!

00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,375

That's enough,

you guys!

00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,459

Tolkien?

00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,627

I'm sorry, Kyle.

00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,254

It's not his fault,

it's mine!

00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,881

I was jealous of you guys

and your TikToks.

00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,093

What are you waiting for?!

Let's jack up these mofos!

00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,846

Holy shit!

00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,639

Cupid Yeeeeeeee!

00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,895

Time to take your meds.

00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,064

No!

Those are how people control me!

00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,067

You're taking your meds, Ye,

one way or another!

00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,906

No! I'm not taking--

00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,241

You're taking your medication!

00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,742

I'm not t--

00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:24,079

Swallow it! Swallow it!

00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,131

Ye? Ye?

00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,763

Eric?

00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,098

Cupid me?!

00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,100

You guys! It's Cupid me!

He's back!

00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270

What day is it?

00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,064

Why it's Valentine's Day,

Cupid me!

00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,274

{\an8}Valentines Day?!

00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,359

{\an8}Well, then, I need

to get to work!

00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,653

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee!

00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,741

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee!

00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,042

We have a young man

who is joining us here today

00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,878

to talk about stereotypes

00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,963

and the harm

that they can bring.

00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,550

Young man,

what is your message?

00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,803

My message is, we can't control

what people say.

00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,974

So we have to be smart

about what we choose to believe.

00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,060

If one idiot says

that a certain group

00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,812

"runs Hollywood,"

look into it.

00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,650

With very minimal effort,

you will find that "Hollywood"

00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,901

is a multi-tiered industry

00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,569

run by tens of thousands

of people

00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,572

from all over the world.

00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,659

In the past, Jews were shut out

of most professions.

00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,994

So they came to dominate

vaudeville, which back then

00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,497

was considered too low-brow

for good Christians.

00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,207

Those Jews eventually

moved West

00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,959

and started the first

movie studios

00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,711

when movies were also considered

work for the underclasses.

00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,088

And their descendants

00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,006

are now a decent percentage

of the thousands

00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,968

of people of all races

that make Hollywood run.

00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,305

This young man

00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,350

has said in plain words

what so many of us in Hollywood

00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520

have been trying to get

people to understand.

00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,314

To hear it all so plain,

and so passionate.

00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,192

This kid thinks about things

the way we all need to.

00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,652

You know what I think?

00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,487

I think this kid should run

Hollywood!

00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,155

Yeah!

00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,494

Whoa, whoa--

Wait, what? Whoa.

00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,913

- Let him run Hollywood!

- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!

00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,708

- Come on!

- Let him do it!

00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,584

God damn it.

00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,714

Let the Jew run it!

00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,926

{\an8}Let the Jew run it!!

00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,012

{\an8}Let the Jew run it!

00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,888

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,640

♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,727

♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,270

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,105

♪ People spouting,

"howdy, neighbor!" ♪

00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,275

♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:28,737

♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,574

♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,662

{\an8}♪

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[ Lively conversations ]

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Hey, dudes.

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Just wondering

if you guys have seen me

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and Tolkien's

latest Tiktok?

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You guys made

another TikTok?

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I think it's really

our best one yet!

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Yeah, nobody really gives a shit

about your TikToks, guys.

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Hey, really great TikTok,

guys!

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Yeah, it was

pretty amazing.

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Well, anyway you guys

gotta check it out

when you get a chance!

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See ya later!

Yeah, see you guys!

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Hey fellas!

Loved that last TikTok!

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Thanks, Butters!

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{\an8}♪

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Konnichiwa!

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Sayonara!

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Kochi, kochi, kochi!

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Sayonara!

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Konnichiwa!

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Sayonara--

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What the fuck is this?

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Seriously,

what the fuck is this?

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Have you guys noticed

that Kyle and Tolkien

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are, like, doing everything

together lately?

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Yeah, they're quite

the little team, aren't they?

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I, uh...

I'm gonna inside, guys.

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I'm gonna get

some homework done.

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Wow. I feel really bad

for Stan.

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It's gotta be hard to suddenly

have your best friend

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always hanging

with someone else.

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Mrph.

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I gotta see if there's

some way I can help.

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There's a little voice

inside me

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that can't stand to see

my friend suffer.

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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I'm gonna go be

a good Christian.

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{\an8}♪

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[ Band playing poorly ]

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Okay, just the woodwinds

for this section.

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[ Playing poorly ]

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Hey, Tolkien!

What's goin' on?

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This is

the brass section.

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Yeah, I know.

I was just--

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I was noticing that

you're kind of hanging out

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a lot with Kyle lately.

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Is there a problem

with that?

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No, I think

it's amazing.

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It's awesome that someone

like you could be okay

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with someone like him,

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given all the new

information lately.

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[ Playing poorly ]

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You know, the stuff

that's come out about

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how the Jews stole

the Black race's identity,

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that the lost tribes of Judah

were actually all Africans.

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[ Playing poorly ]

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You didn't hear about this?

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Black people

are actually the Jews

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and people like Kyle

have taken that from them?

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Stop talking to me.

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to escape persecution

in World War II,

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they found that Blacks

were already the

underclass in America,

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so they had to invent

a story for themselves

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which they can make

everyone believe...

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[ Playing stops ]

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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.

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[ Lively conversations ]

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Hey, Stan.

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Guess what.

I have some good news for you.

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What?

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A little magic fairy

told me

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that you and Kyle are gonna

get back together soon.

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I don't care that Kyle

is making TikToks with Tolkien.

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Yes, you do.

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But don't worry, Stan.

It's almost Valentine's Day.

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And the little angel

on my shoulder

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says that Kyle is gonna come

running back to you any minute.

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Hey, Stan.

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Oh.

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Hey, Kyle.

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Rm!

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Well, dude,

you wanna sit down?

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I was actually just

seeing if you had a phone

charger I could borrow.

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Me and Tolkien are making

another TikTok video

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and my stupid phone died!

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Oh. Yeah. Sure.

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Thanks, dude!

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Tolkien,

I got one, dude!

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The fuck is going on?

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Well, um, I'm gonna

head back to class, guys.

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I don't get it. The little cupid

is always right.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.

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Why didn't Tolkien listen?

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[ Harp strumming ]

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Did you tell him about

the Black Hebrew tribes?

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Yeah, I told him

everything, Cupid Ye!

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Tee hee hee!

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And did you tell him

how the Jews stole

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Black people's identity?

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Yeah, but it didn't work,

Cupid Ye.

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That's okay, Eric!

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Remember, being a good

Christian means

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helping people

even when it's hard.

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You're right, Cupid Ye.

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Can you help make sure

Tolkien hears our message?

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Spreading information

is like spreading love.

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I'll help you

get the word out, Eric!

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Tee hee hee!

Tee hee hee!

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♪ All the pretty girls walk

like this, this, this ♪

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♪ This, this ♪

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♪ Pretty girls walk like

this, this, this, this ♪

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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.

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Look how many likes

we're getting for this one!

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Hey, Kyle,

you got a minute?

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Yeah. What's up?

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Well, there's

this rumor starting

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to go around the school.

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Kids are saying

that, like...

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I don't know, that,

like, you run Hollywood?

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What?

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I told Scott that

that's just people being dumb

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and he shouldn't listen

to stuff like that.

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But... Scott and I do

have this sweet movie idea

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about a dude

who has guns for hands

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and we have the first 20 pages

written, so...

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You don't really

run Hollywood, right?

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I'm not even going to

justify that with a response.

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Because repeating

a derogatory slur,

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even for the purpose

of refuting it,

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can make stupid

people think it's valid!

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Holy shit.

Kyle runs Hollywood.

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Kyle runs Hollywood,

and you fucked up the pitch!

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How'd I fuck

up the pitch?!

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You gotta tell him

what the stakes are.

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People who make movies, they

just care about the stakes!

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The guy has guns

for hands!

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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you

not tell students at this school

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That Kyle runs Hollywood?

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I think

I did say that, yes.

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And why would you say

such an intolerant,

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offensive thing like that?

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Somebody

runs Hollywood.

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Lots of people

run Hollywood!

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Yes, lots of...

people like Kyle.

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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous

frickin ground here, buddy!

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I'm sorry,

why is it so offensive

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to say

who runs Hollywood?

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People like Hollywood.

Hollywood's cool.

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The Jews should be honored

to be in charge of it.

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Hey! I am telling you

right now, Eric.

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The next time anyone

says anything about

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Kyle running Hollywood,

that person

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Is gonna have

two months detention.

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Two months?!

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Jesus,

Mary mother full of grace.

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You guys really

take this seriously.

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[ Crickets chirping ]

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Please help me be

the best Christian I can be.

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All I want is to help people,

but nobody understands.

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Please,

I can't do this alone.

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[ Harp strumming ]

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Tee hee hee!

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There you are, Cupid Ye!

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Sorry, Eric,

I was just busy

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praising our Savior's name

in the music studio!

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The Principal said

I can't talk about

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Kyle running Hollywood

anymore, Cupid Ye!

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Well, of course, Eric!

They're trying to silence you.

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That's what they do.

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Who's they?

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Oh right... them.

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Tee hee hee!

Jews!

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But Cupid Ye, I have

to get to Tolkien or else

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Stan is gonna be

sad forever!

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Okay! I'll help you help

your friend however I can.

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You're such a good

Christian, Eric.

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Thanks.

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Just don't do anything

too drastic, okay?

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What do you mean?

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I dunno know, it's just...

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ever since you changed your name

and got all into Jesus,

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you've been acting a little

bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.

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Tee hee hee!

Don't worry, Eric!

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I'm gonna make

everything better!

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[ Wings beating ]

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Praiiise Jesus!

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Tee hee hee!

Tee hee hee hee!

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The true Jews of Israel

are your Black ancestors...

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Tee hee hee...

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Huh?

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You think you and Kyle

make TikToks together?

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Kyle only cares

about money.

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Tee hee hee...

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Mmm?

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Think about it.

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Are you really

making TikToks together,

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or is Kyle

profiting off of you?

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It's just like

the lost tribes of Israel.

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Kyle wants to take all

the credit for what you doing.

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Tolkien?

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Oh, Jesus!

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[ Indistinct muttering ]

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Hey, I didn't see you

at the playground.

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Thought we were doing

that morning TikTok.

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Oh yeah, sorry.

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I didn't get

the best sleep last night.

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Everything okay?

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Hey, Kyle!

How's it going, man?

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Good, Jimmy. How are you?

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Great!

F-F-Fantastic!

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Is there something

you wanted, Jimmy?

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Oh, yeah!

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I just realized that I've never

given you my headshot.

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You know, just in case

anything ever comes up.

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Anything like what?

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Anything like...

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Anything you might need

my headshot for.

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Jimmy,

I do not run Hollywood!

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Well, that's not

what everyone's saying.

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Everyone! I do not

run Hollywood!

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Get a fucking clue!

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God dammit! This thing has

gotten out of control!

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Ah, it's not

a big deal.

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It's a huge deal!

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It's an attack on

my ethnicity, Tolkien.

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You don't understand!

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I don't understand?

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Yeah, Tolkien.

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There's lots of

Black people in the NBA,

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But nobody says, "The NBA

is run by Black people!"

00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,852

That's because the NBA

is run by white people!

00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,854

Okay, yeah, good point.

00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,272

Look, I'm sorry.

00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,356

You wanna just go make

the morning TikTok?

00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,400

Yeah, sure.

We still have time.

00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,319

Cool, come on.

00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,035

Stan?

00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,039

Sometimes,

Jesus works slowly.

00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,665

Stop talking to me.

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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Hey, Ger. You got

a minute to talk?

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Yeah,

what's up, Randy?

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Look, I--

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I know that boys

will be boys

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and as parents,

we can't always control

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what their personal

decisions are.

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No, of course not.

00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,069

I just want you to know

first off that...

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your son

is a great kid.

00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,449

You know, Stan and Kyle

have always been really close,

00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,785

and I know their friendship

has meant so much.

00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,079

What's happened,

Randy?

00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,580

[ Exhales deeply ]

00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,499

Well, Gerald,

I don't know

00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,626

if you can just talk

to your son but...

00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,212

can we just admit this whole

woke thing isn't working?

00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,838

Woke thing?

00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,882

I mean, it's been great

in so many ways,

00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,511

but now it's like every

movie and every TV show.

00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,138

You know, it's like,

you can see through it now.

00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,556

Audiences want to be entertained.

00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,058

They don't want

to be preached at,

00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,768

and if you're just

doing shows and movies

00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,603

that have like an agenda,

it's like--

00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,939

it's going to

keep failing.

00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,607

Randy, what are you

talking about?

00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776

Box office is down,

people are tuning out.

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You know it's what killed

the Marvel franchise.

00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,572

And just as a side note,

I'm gonna say it out loud.

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"Avatar 2" sucked.

It just sucked, Gerald.

00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,577

Someone had to be brave

enough to say it.

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God dammit! I do not

fucking run Hollywood!

00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,374

Gerald,

can you talk to him?

00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,625

Kyle, what is he

talking about?!

00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,252

He's just being an idiot

00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,420

and listening to what

fucking Eric Cartman said!

00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,422

I did not hear it

from Eric Cartman.

00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,633

I heard it from a prominent,

respected artist on television.

00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,968

Who?!

00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,512

Our next guest is a world famous

rapper and artist

00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,722

who claims that the Jews

run Hollywood.

00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,766

What exactly

do you mean by that?

00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,644

Well, mostly I just mean

that Jews control everything

00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,479

we see on TV

and the movies.

00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,606

And why do you not want

to show your face right now?

00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,316

Well, that's 'cause

there's this one Jew--

00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,985

um, his name is Kyle.

00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,155

And he can totally retaliate me,

'cause he like, runs Hollywood.

00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,573

[ Magical chimes ]

00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283

Yeah, and Jews try to silence

people all the time.

00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,534

Especially

Black people.

00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,494

Yeah, especially

Black people.

00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,496

That's because of all

the new information lately.

00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,331

The new information about

how the chosen people

00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,332

were actually Africans.

00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,333

So, you know,

Black people

00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,668

have really

been hurt by the Jews.

00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,837

Yeah, so Hitler actually

wasn't a bad guy.

00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,672

Yeah, so--

Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.

00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,923

That's going

a bit too far.

00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,341

He's just trying

to be shocking.

00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,385

What are you watching, honey?

00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,554

I have no idea.

00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,520

♪ Mommy? ♪

♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪

00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,106

♪ Can I get Roblox

on my Xbox? ♪

00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,734

♪ Sure thing, Caillou,

as long as it's free ♪

00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,487

♪ Oh, for sure,

it is for free ♪

00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,197

Okay, wait, wait, cut.

Hang on.

00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,282

Let's try it again.

I think you forgot the words.

00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,576

Yeah, sorry.

I'm just tired.

00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,785

I didn't get

the best sleep last night.

00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,370

Maybe I should do

the mom part.

00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,830

Nah, you do the kid part.

It's funnier.

00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,708

Okay, yeah.

I guess you call the shots.

00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,293

What's that

supposed to mean?

00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,921

Just means

you're in charge.

00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,297

Oh, I'm in charge,

00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,965

Like I control things?

00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,510

Huh, are you gonna start saying

I run Hollywood now too?

00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,136

I didn't say

you run Hollywood.

00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,388

And honestly, I'm getting

kind of sick of hearing it.

00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,556

You're

sick of hearing it?

00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,058

Yeah,

I'm sick of hearing it.

00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,726

Oh, my God, are you

listening to yourself?

00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770

You of all people should

have some compassion.

00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,813

Oh, really? Why me of

all people, Kyle?

00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,440

You seriously

don't know why?

00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,651

You know that Jews

have stood alongside Blacks

00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,402

since the Civil Rights

movement began, right?

00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,904

What does that

have to do with anything?

00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,989

I'm just saying I thought

you'd be a better friend.

00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,324

'Cause you're like...

00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,244

'Cause I'm like what?

Black?

00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,204

Oh my God,

this is so awesome.

00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,622

Whatever, Tolkien.

00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,748

Now you're gonna act

like I somehow

00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,083

did something

wrong to you.

00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,751

No, you didn't

do it to me.

00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,419

It just seems to work out that

way all the time for you people.

00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,671

You people?

00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,339

No, it works

that way for you people!

00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,758

You know what? I don't wanna

make TikToks with you anymore!

00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,468

I don't wanna make TikToks

with you anymore!

00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,930

Good!

00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,933

We did it.

00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,518

I can't believe we did it.

00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,604

Praise Christ! They'll probably

never talk again!

00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,815

And now Stan can have

his best friend back.

00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,193

Yeah, and we can spread

our Nazi message

00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,403

all over the world!

00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,530

Whoa, whoa,

okay, Cupid Ye.

00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,781

You mean our Christian message.

00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,450

It's the same thing.

Christian message, Nazi message.

00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,452

Hitler was

a great Christian.

00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,662

Cupid Ye, are you okay?

00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,163

Do you need to, like,

talk to somebody?

00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,623

I mean it.

00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,375

People have to die so that

the better races can live.

00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,087

Okay, Cupid Ye.

Time to go back inside.

00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,964

Tee hee hee hee!

Tee hee hee!

00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,674

Come on, let's go, Ye.

00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,050

I don't think so,

dawg!

00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,012

Let's go torch

some motherfuckers!

00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,015

[ Car alarm sounds ]

00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,853

[ Tires squeal ]

00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,063

Deathcon one, bitches!

00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,524

Yeeee?!

00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,650

[ Tires squealing ]

00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,277

[ Glass shatters,

metal crunches ]

00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,489

Yeeeeeeeeeeee!

00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,283

Oh, shit.

00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,328

[ Knock on door ]

00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,495

Yeah?

00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,332

[ Lock clicks ]

00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750

Stan! We aren't safe!

00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,752

What?

00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,170

He's totally gone crazy.

00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,671

I don't think I can

reason with him anymore!

00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,756

Reason with who?

00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299

Stan, listen to me.

00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,509

There's someone who's been

messing with Kyle and Tolkien.

00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,471

He said it was to be

a good Christian, but...

00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,931

But I think he's just been

using Christianity as an excuse

00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,017

to be a racist

piece of shit.

00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,353

What did you do?

00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,063

Not me, Stan!

00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,524

This is going to be extremely

hard to believe, but...

00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,026

There's a little

magic angel

00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,528

that comes each year

around Valentine's Day.

00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,239

He spreads love and brings

lonely people together.

00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,616

But this year

is different.

00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,910

Cupid me found Christ

and changed his name.

00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,871

And I have to find a way

to get him back on his meds.

00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,331

Dude, Cartman,

are you okay?

00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,707

Do you need to, like,

talk to somebody?

00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,959

Stan, do you believe

in Santa Claus?

00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,044

Yeah.

00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,671

Do you believe

in the Easter Bunny?

00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,047

I guess so.

00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,299

Then believe that tomorrow

is Valentine's Day...

00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,802

and there's no telling

what Cupid Ye is capable of.

00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,888

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,977

[ Students laughing, shouting ]

00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482

Happy Valentine's Day,

Clyde!

00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,359

Here's a Valentine

for you, Red!

00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,114

Ah, Valentine's day.

Isn't it nice?

00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,782

Love is in the air!

00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,952

[ Hip-hop beat plays ]

00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,123

♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪

00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,250

♪ I ain't sayin'

she's a gold digger ♪

00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,877

♪ But she ain't messin'

with no broke Jew ♪

00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,589

[ Knock on door ]

00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,299

Who is it?

Tee-hee-hee!

00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,968

Hey! Asshole!

00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,303

Other people need

to use the bathroom, too!

00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,305

[ Door bangs ]

00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,521

Whoa... Dude...

00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,314

Happy Valentine's Day,

bitch!

00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482

What the hell?!

00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,942

How about a little

anti-Semitism?

00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152

Ugh!

00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,115

Aahghgghgh!!!!

00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,867

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,660

[ Students screaming ]

00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,037

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee!

00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,336

[ Glass shatters, harp trills ]

00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,255

[ Screaming continues ]

00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,631

Girl: What is that?!

00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,971

Tolkien!

00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,389

Tolkien,

I need to talk to you.

00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,640

About what?

00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,934

Tolkien...

I owe you an apology.

00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,811

Someone has been

messing with you...

00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146

and it was all for me.

00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,689

I don't get it.

00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,442

I've been jealous about

you and Kyle's TikToks.

00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,486

[ Glass shatters, harp trills ]

00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,863

[ Screaming continues ]

00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,787

Tee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,664

[ Screaming continues ]

00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,255

Mr. Mackey (over P.A.):

Attention, students!

00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,758

There is a giant bee

in the school!

00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,718

Get somewhere safe!

There's a giant bee!

00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,428

Oh, Jesus, here it is!

00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,138

Cupid Ye: Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee!

00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,474

Mr. Mackey: Oh, God!

It's a bee!!

00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,267

Craig: Look, there he is!

00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856

What do you think

you're doing, Kyle?

00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,651

W-What do you mean?

00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,569

A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!

00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,321

What were you thinking??

00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,907

How many more superheroes

do you think we need?!

00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,700

Butters:

Mario Brothers, Kyle?!

00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,995

You seriously can't do better

than Mario Brothers?!

00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,375

That's enough,

you guys!

00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,459

Tolkien?

00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,627

I'm sorry, Kyle.

00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,254

It's not his fault,

it's mine!

00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,881

I was jealous of you guys

and your TikToks.

00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,093

What are you waiting for?!

Let's jack up these mofos!

00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,846

Holy shit!

00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,639

Cartman: Cupid Yeeeeeeee!

00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,476

[ Pills rattle ]

00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,895

Time to take your meds.

00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,064

No!

Those are how people control me!

00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,067

You're taking your meds, Ye,

one way or another!

00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,906

No! I'm not taking--

00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,241

You're taking your medication!

00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,742

I'm not t--

00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,744

Swallow it! Swallow it!

00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,079

Swallow it! Swallow it!

00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,539

[ Grunting ]

00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,082

[ Grunting stops ]

00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,131

Ye? Ye?

00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,262

[ Harp trills ]

00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,763

Eric?

00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,098

Cupid me?!

00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,100

You guys! It's Cupid me!

He's back!

00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270

What day is it?

00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,064

Why it's Valentine's Day,

Cupid me!

00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,274

{\an8}Valentines Day?!

00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,359

{\an8}Well, then, I need

to get to work!

00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,653

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee!

00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,779

[ Students screaming ]

00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,741

Tee-hee-hee-hee!

Tee-hee-hee!

00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,868

[ Harp trills ]

00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,042

We have a young man

who is joining us here today

00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,878

to talk about stereotypes

00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,963

and the harm

that they can bring.

00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,550

Young man,

what is your message?

00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,803

My message is, we can't control

what people say.

00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,974

So we have to be smart

about what we choose to believe.

00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,060

If one idiot says

that a certain group

00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,812

"runs Hollywood,"

look into it.

00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,650

With very minimal effort,

you will find that "Hollywood"

00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,901

is a multi-tiered industry

00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,569

run by tens of thousands

of people

00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,572

from all over the world.

00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,659

In the past, Jews were shut out

of most professions.

00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,994

So they came to dominate

vaudeville, which back then

00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,497

was considered too low-brow

for good Christians.

00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,207

Those Jews eventually

moved West

00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,959

and started the first

movie studios

00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,711

when movies were also considered

work for the underclasses.

00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,088

And their descendants

00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,006

are now a decent percentage

of the thousands

00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,968

of people of all races

that make Hollywood run.

00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,305

This young man

00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,350

has said in plain words

what so many of us in Hollywood

00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520

have been trying to get

people to understand.

00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,314

To hear it all so plain,

and so passionate.

00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,192

This kid thinks about things

the way we all need to.

00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,652

You know what I think?

00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,487

I think this kid should run

Hollywood!

00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,155

Yeah!

00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,533

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,494

Whoa, whoa--

Wait, what? Whoa.

00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,913

- Let him run Hollywood!

- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!

00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,708

- Come on!

- Let him do it!

00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,584

God damn it.

00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,753

[ All chanting ]

00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,714

Let the Jew run it!

00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,926

{\an8}Let the Jew run it!!

00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,012

{\an8}Let the Jew run it!

00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:50,308

{\an8}♪

00:21:53,478 --> 00:22:20,338

{\an8}♪

00:00:03,836 --> 00:00:05,986

В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ,

НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ

00:00:09,056 --> 00:00:12,056

Соберу я свой рюкзак и поеду в Саус Парк.

00:00:12,056 --> 00:00:15,626

Дружелюбный здесь народ, благочестие цветёт.

00:00:15,626 --> 00:00:18,746

В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь и печали забываешь.

00:00:18,746 --> 00:00:22,416

Стоит только выйти в свет,

все кричат: «Привет, сосед!».

00:00:22,416 --> 00:00:25,586

В Саус Парке не печалься, отдыхай и расслабляйся.

00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:31,846

В Саус Парке ждут тебя мои верные друзья.

00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:38,126

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:01:14,536 --> 00:01:19,276

(Поют по-японски)

00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:57,776

Да!

00:02:05,746 --> 00:02:06,646

И что ты сделаешь?

00:02:12,546 --> 00:02:15,786

КАБИНЕТ МУЗЫКИ

00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:34,286

Не в этот раз.

00:06:53,536 --> 00:06:56,686

ХОТ-ДОГИ КОНИ-АЙЛЕНДА

00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:10,846

ТРАВА РЕСПЕКТОВОСТИ

100% ЧЁРНЫЙ ПРОДУКТ

00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,316

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:32,776

САУС ПАРК

00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:47,396

САУС ПАРК

00:12:49,366 --> 00:12:50,316

Мама?

00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:51,876

Что такое, Каю?

00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:54,376

Можно мне Minecraft на ПК?

00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:57,076

Конечно, Каю, раз бесплатна игра.

00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,576

Да, конечно, бесплатная, мам.

00:16:15,556 --> 00:16:19,036

С ДНЁМ СВЯТОГО ВАЛЕНТИНА

НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:41,866

Она не охотница за деньгами,

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но и не станет водиться с бомжами.

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КАБИНЕТ ИНФОРМАТИКИ

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ЯКІ ЗАСНОВАНІ НА

РЕАЛЬНИХ ЛЮДЯХ – ВИГАДАНІ.

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ГОЛОСИ ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ

СПАРОДІЙОВАНО... ЩЕ Й КЕПСЬКО.

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У СЕРІАЛІ Є ГРУБА ЛЕКСИКА І ВІН

НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЄТЬСЯ ДЛЯ ПЕРЕГЛЯДУ НІКОМУ.

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Їду я у Саус Парк

Проведу тут гарно час

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Всюди дружні тут обличчя

І привітні повсякчас

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Пхаюсь я у Саус Парк

Щоб забути всі проблеми

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Паркінг є тут за потреби

Люди кличуть: «Гей, сусідо!»

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Пруся я у Саус Парк

Трохи випустити пар

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Приїжджайте й ви сюди

Будуть друзі всі мої

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ПОЧАТКОВА ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА

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З ДНЕМ СВЯТОГО ВАЛЕНТИНА!

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Не кажу, що вона

полює за баблом

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Та не пішла б у ліжко

з бідним жидом