Купидон Йе — Кайл сдружился с Толкеном на почве записи видео для TikTok, из-за чего Стэн начинает чувствовать себя одиноким. Эрик хочет помочь Стэну и решает разрушить новую дружбу Кайла. Он распространяет сплетни, что Кайл контролирует Голливуд, так как всем известно, что Голливуд контролируют евреи. Купидон Картмана вместо любви начинает распространять идеи антисемитизма.

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Купидон Йе

Cupid Ye

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Описание

Кайл сдружился с Толкеном на почве записи видео для TikTok, из-за чего Стэн начинает чувствовать себя одиноким. Эрик хочет помочь Стэну и решает разрушить новую дружбу Кайла. Он распространяет сплетни, что Кайл контролирует Голливуд, так как всем известно, что Голливуд контролируют евреи. Купидон Картмана вместо любви начинает распространять идеи антисемитизма.

Субтитры

00:00:42,121 --> 00:00:44,086 Привет, чуваки. Привет, как дела?
00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,286 Просто хотел узнать, видели ли вы
00:00:45,287 --> 00:00:46,920 наш с Толкиеном свежий ТикТок?
00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,786 Вы сделали еще один ТикТок?
00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,586 Я думаю, что это действительно наш лучший из всех!
00:00:50,587 --> 00:00:53,053 Да, всем наплевать на ваши ТикТоки, пацаны.
00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:55,786 Эй, суперский ТикТок, ребята! О! Спасибо!
00:00:55,787 --> 00:00:58,452 Да, это было просто потрясающе. Шикарно!
00:00:58,453 --> 00:01:00,352 В общем, пацаны, вы, должны заценить его!
00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:02,386 Увидимся! Да, пока!
00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,485 Привет, ребят! Новый ТикТок супер!
00:01:07,486 --> 00:01:08,520 Спасибо, Баттерс!
00:01:14,286 --> 00:01:16,419 <i>Конничива!</i>
00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:18,785 <i>Сайонара!</i>
00:01:18,786 --> 00:01:21,019 <i>Кочи, кочи, кочи!</i>
00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:24,451 <i>Сайонара!</i>
00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:26,652 <i>Конничива!</i>
00:01:26,653 --> 00:01:28,752 <i>Сайонара...</i>
00:01:28,753 --> 00:01:31,184 Что это за пиздец?
00:01:31,185 --> 00:01:33,251 Серьезно, что за пиздец?
00:01:33,252 --> 00:01:34,652 Ребята, вы заметили, что Кайл и Толкиен
00:01:34,653 --> 00:01:37,284 в последнее время всё делают вместе?
00:01:37,285 --> 00:01:39,219 Да, они хорошая маленькая команда
00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,618 Я, эээ... Я пойду внутрь, ребята.
00:01:46,619 --> 00:01:48,098 Надо доделать домашнее задание.
00:01:49,752 --> 00:01:53,151 Ого. Мне очень жаль Стэна.
00:01:53,152 --> 00:01:54,884 Это должно быть тяжело, когда твой лучший друг
00:01:54,885 --> 00:01:56,851 постоянно тусуется с кем-то другим.
00:01:56,852 --> 00:01:58,818 <i><угу></i>
00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:02,183 Я должен узнать, могу ли я как-то помочь.
00:02:02,184 --> 00:02:03,618 Внутри меня есть маленький голосок.
00:02:03,619 --> 00:02:05,350 Который не может видеть, как страдает мой друг.
00:02:05,351 --> 00:02:07,350 <что ты хочешь сделать>?
00:02:07,351 --> 00:02:08,984 Я пойду и буду хорошим христианином.
00:02:19,718 --> 00:02:23,218 Хорошо, только деревянные духовые для этой части.
00:02:29,218 --> 00:02:31,083 Эй, Толкиен! Что происходит?
00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,482 Это духовая секция.
00:02:32,483 --> 00:02:34,050 Да, я знаю. Я просто...
00:02:34,051 --> 00:02:35,482 Я заметил, что ты в последнее время
00:02:35,483 --> 00:02:36,817 с Кайлом много зависаешь.
00:02:36,818 --> 00:02:38,349 Это какая-то проблема?
00:02:38,350 --> 00:02:39,917 Нет, я думаю, это замечательно.
00:02:39,918 --> 00:02:41,316 Это потрясающе, что кто-то вроде тебя может быть
00:02:41,317 --> 00:02:42,683 с таким, как он,
00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,642 учитывая всю новую информацию.
00:02:48,618 --> 00:02:50,649 Ну, то что сейчас стало известно
00:02:50,650 --> 00:02:52,749 как евреи украли идентичность черной расы,
00:02:52,750 --> 00:02:55,617 что потерянные племена Иудеев на самом деле все были африканцами.
00:02:59,449 --> 00:03:00,882 Ты не слышал об этом?
00:03:00,883 --> 00:03:02,315 Черные люди на самом деле евреи
00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,049 и люди вроде Кайла отняли это у них?
00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:06,716 Прекрати со мной разговаривать. Когда евреи приехали в Америку
00:03:06,717 --> 00:03:08,716 спасаясь от преследований во время Второй мировой войны,
00:03:08,717 --> 00:03:10,248 они обнаружили, что черные в Америке уже были низшим классом,
00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:11,649 поэтому им пришлось придумать для себя историю.
00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,248 В которую они могут заставить всех поверить...
00:03:13,249 --> 00:03:15,082 потому что Кайл управляет Голливудом!
00:03:20,316 --> 00:03:21,849 Кайл управляет Голливудом, Толкиен.
00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:37,882 Эй, Стэн.
00:03:39,049 --> 00:03:41,615 Знаешь, у меня для тебя хорошие новости.
00:03:41,616 --> 00:03:42,781 Что?
00:03:42,782 --> 00:03:44,615 Маленькая волшебная фея сказала мне
00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:48,214 Что вы с Кайлом скоро снова будете вместе.
00:03:48,215 --> 00:03:50,947 Меня не волнует, что Кайл делает ТикТоки с Толкиеном.
00:03:50,948 --> 00:03:52,714 Нет, волнует.
00:03:52,715 --> 00:03:55,447 Но не волнуйся, Стэн. Сегодня почти День Святого Валентина.
00:03:55,448 --> 00:03:57,280 И маленький ангел на моем плече
00:03:57,281 --> 00:03:59,815 говорит, что Кайл вернется к тебе в любую минуту.
00:04:01,115 --> 00:04:02,513 Привет, Стэн.
00:04:02,514 --> 00:04:03,513 О
00:04:03,514 --> 00:04:05,346 Привет, Кайл.
00:04:05,347 --> 00:04:07,279 <i><ого></i>! Ага.
00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,114 Ну, чувак, хочешь присесть? О, нет, извини.
00:04:10,115 --> 00:04:12,279 Я просто хотел узнать, нет ли у тебя зарядки для телефона
00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,647 Мы с Толкиеном снимаем еще одно видео для ТикТок.
00:04:13,648 --> 00:04:15,614 И мой дурацкий телефон сдох!
00:04:15,615 --> 00:04:17,147 О. Да. Конечно.
00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:20,614 Спасибо, чувак!
00:04:20,615 --> 00:04:22,214 Толкиен, чувак, я нашел!
00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:26,179 Что, мать его, происходит?
00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:28,380 Ну, эм, я пойду обратно в класс, ребят
00:04:30,314 --> 00:04:32,846 Я не понимаю. Маленький купидон всегда прав.
00:04:32,847 --> 00:04:35,013 <i><не в этот раз></i>
00:04:35,014 --> 00:04:36,980 Почему Толкиен не послушал?
00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,013 Ты рассказал ему о племенах черных евреев?
00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,511 {\an8}<i>отсылка на Канье Уэста, который поменял имя на Йе</i>
00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,713 Да, я рассказал ему все, Купидон Йе!
00:04:42,714 --> 00:04:44,013 Ти хи хи хи!
00:04:44,014 --> 00:04:45,178 А ты рассказал ему, как евреи украли
00:04:45,179 --> 00:04:46,613 идентичность черных людей?
00:04:46,614 --> 00:04:48,512 Да, но это не сработало, Купид-Йе
00:04:48,513 --> 00:04:49,879 Ничего страшного, Эрик!
00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,646 Помни, быть хорошим христианином значит
00:04:51,647 --> 00:04:53,278 помогать людям, даже когда это нелегко
00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:54,912 Ты прав, Купид-Йе.
00:04:54,913 --> 00:04:56,912 Ты можешь помочь сделать так, чтобы Толкиен услышал наше послание?
00:04:56,913 --> 00:04:59,078 Распространять информацию - всё равно что распространять любовь.
00:04:59,079 --> 00:05:00,512 Я помогу тебе с этим, Эрик!
00:05:00,513 --> 00:05:02,412 Ти-хи-хи! Ти хи хи хи!
00:05:02,413 --> 00:05:06,878 ♪Все красотки ходят так, так, так♪
00:05:06,879 --> 00:05:09,012 ♪так, так♪
00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:13,045 ♪Красотки ходят так, так, так, так, так♪
00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,177 Вау, очень круто, Толкиен.
00:05:15,178 --> 00:05:17,111 Смотри, сколько лайков нам ставят!
00:05:17,112 --> 00:05:19,011 Эй, Кайл, есть минутка?
00:05:19,012 --> 00:05:20,277 Да. Что случилось?
00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,745 Ну, ходят слухи
00:05:22,746 --> 00:05:24,244 по школе.
00:05:24,245 --> 00:05:26,277 Ребята говорят, что, типа...
00:05:26,278 --> 00:05:28,344 короче, что, типа, ты руководишь Голливудом?
00:05:28,345 --> 00:05:29,844 Что?
00:05:29,845 --> 00:05:31,777 Я сказал Скотту, что это просто глупости
00:05:31,778 --> 00:05:33,457 И он не должен слушать такие вещи.
00:05:35,078 --> 00:05:37,611 Но... У нас со Скоттом есть идея крутого фильма
00:05:37,612 --> 00:05:39,111 о чуваке, у которого пистолеты вместо рук.
00:05:39,112 --> 00:05:40,950 И у нас написаны первые 20 страниц, так что...
00:05:43,178 --> 00:05:45,777 Ты же не руководишь Голливудом, верно?
00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:48,343 Я даже не собираюсь оправдывать это ответом.
00:05:48,344 --> 00:05:50,611 Потому что повторение уничижительного оскорбления,
00:05:50,612 --> 00:05:52,110 даже с целью его опровержения,
00:05:52,111 --> 00:05:54,277 может заставить глупых людей считать его обоснованным!
00:05:57,778 --> 00:05:59,343 Ни хрена себе. Кайл управляет Голливудом.
00:05:59,344 --> 00:06:01,611 Кайл управляет Голливудом, а ты просрал питч!
00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:02,910 Как я просрал питч?!
00:06:02,911 --> 00:06:04,476 Ты должен был сказать ему, каковы ставки.
00:06:04,477 --> 00:06:07,110 Люди, которые снимают фильмы, они заботятся только об этом!
00:06:07,111 --> 00:06:09,943 У этого парня пистолеты вместо рук!
00:06:09,944 --> 00:06:13,610 Мистер Картман, вы говорили или не говорили ученикам этой школы
00:06:13,611 --> 00:06:15,910 Что Кайл управляет Голливудом?
00:06:15,911 --> 00:06:18,442 Думаю, я говорил, да
00:06:18,443 --> 00:06:20,776 И почему вы сказали такую нетолерантную,
00:06:20,777 --> 00:06:22,275 оскорбительную вещь?
00:06:22,276 --> 00:06:23,910 <i>Кто-то</i> управляет Голливудом
00:06:23,911 --> 00:06:25,810 Много людей управляет Голливудом!
00:06:25,811 --> 00:06:28,942 Да, многие... такие, как Кайл.
00:06:28,943 --> 00:06:31,942 Мистер Картман, вы на опасном, блин, пути, братан
00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:33,509 Простите, почему так оскорбительно
00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:35,009 говорить, кто управляет Голливудом?
00:06:35,010 --> 00:06:36,775 Люди любят Голливуд. Голливуд - это круто.
00:06:36,776 --> 00:06:38,309 Евреи должны быть удостоены чести управлять им.
00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,775 Эй! Я говорю тебе прямо сейчас, Эрик.
00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:43,009 В следующий раз, когда кто-нибудь скажет,
00:06:43,010 --> 00:06:44,842 что Кайл управляет Голливудом, этот человек
00:06:44,843 --> 00:06:46,775 получит два месяца наказания.
00:06:46,776 --> 00:06:48,742 Два месяца?!
00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,275 Иисусе, пресвятая дева Мария
00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:53,143 Вы действительно серьезно к этому относитесь.
00:07:09,176 --> 00:07:12,175 Пожалуйста, помоги мне стать лучшим христианином
00:07:12,176 --> 00:07:16,875 Все, чего я хочу, это помогать людям, но никто не понимает.
00:07:16,876 --> 00:07:18,743 Пожалуйста, я не могу сделать это один
00:07:19,843 --> 00:07:22,909 Ти-хи-хи!
00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,341 Вот ты где, Купидон Йе!
00:07:24,342 --> 00:07:26,308 Прости, Эрик, я просто был занят
00:07:26,309 --> 00:07:28,742 восхваляя имя нашего Спасителя в музыкальной студии!
00:07:28,743 --> 00:07:30,209 Директор сказал, что я не могу говорить о том,
00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:32,009 что Кайл управляет Голливудом, Купид Йе!
00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:34,709 Ну, конечно, Эрик! Они пытаются заставить тебя замолчать.
00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:36,341 Вот что они делают.
00:07:36,342 --> 00:07:37,876 Кто они?
00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:40,474 Ах да... они.
00:07:40,475 --> 00:07:42,209 Ти-хи-хи! Евреи!
00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:44,341 Но Купидон Йе, я должен достучаться до Толкиена
00:07:44,342 --> 00:07:45,909 иначе Стэн будет грустить вечно!
00:07:45,910 --> 00:07:48,909 Хорошо! Я помогу тебе помочь твоему другу, чем смогу.
00:07:48,910 --> 00:07:50,875 Ты такой хороший христианин, Эрик.
00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:52,308 Спасибо.
00:07:52,309 --> 00:07:54,075 Только не делай ничего слишком радикального, хорошо?
00:07:54,076 --> 00:07:55,609 Что ты имеешь в виду?
00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:57,209 Я не знаю, просто...
00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,809 С тех пор, как ты сменил имя и увлекся Иисусом,
00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,308 ты ведешь себя как сумасшедший, Купид Йе.
00:08:00,309 --> 00:08:02,275 Ти-хи-хи! Не волнуйся, Эрик!
00:08:02,276 --> 00:08:04,610 Я всё исправлю!
00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:11,076 Хвала Иисусу!
00:08:14,309 --> 00:08:17,743 Ти хи хи! Ти хи хи хи хи!
00:08:20,076 --> 00:08:23,474 Истинные евреи Израиля - это твои черные предки...
00:08:23,475 --> 00:08:24,742 Ти хи хи хи...
00:08:24,743 --> 00:08:26,441 А?
00:08:26,442 --> 00:08:28,975 Думаешь, вы с Кайлом делаете ТикТоки вместе?
00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,709 Кайл заботится только о деньгах
00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:31,942 Ти хи хи...
00:08:31,943 --> 00:08:33,275 Ммм?
00:08:33,276 --> 00:08:34,642 Подумай об этом.
00:08:34,643 --> 00:08:36,275 Вы действительно делаете ТикТоки вместе,
00:08:36,276 --> 00:08:39,142 или Кайл наживается на тебе?
00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,709 Это как потерянные племена Израиля
00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:44,441 Кайл хочет присвоить себе все заслуги за то, что вы делаете.
00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:45,875 Толкиен?
00:08:45,876 --> 00:08:47,943 О, Господи!
00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,209 Эй, я не видел тебя на площадке
00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:06,775 Думал, мы будем делать утренний ТикТок
00:09:06,776 --> 00:09:08,275 О да, извини
00:09:08,276 --> 00:09:09,609 Я плохо спал прошлой ночью.
00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:10,942 Всё в порядке?
00:09:10,943 --> 00:09:12,275 Привет, Кайл! Как дела, чувак?
00:09:12,276 --> 00:09:13,809 Хорошо, Джимми. Как ты?
00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:17,375 Отлично! Ф-ф-фантастика!
00:09:21,509 --> 00:09:22,942 Ты что-то хотел, Джимми?
00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:24,474 О, да!
00:09:24,475 --> 00:09:26,374 Я тут понял, что никогда не оставлял тебе свою фотографию.
00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:29,042 Ну, знаешь, на случай, если что-нибудь всплывет.
00:09:29,043 --> 00:09:30,374 Что-нибудь вроде чего?
00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:31,709 Что-нибудь типа...
00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:34,508 Для чего понадобится моя фотография.
00:09:34,509 --> 00:09:36,809 Джимми, я не управляю Голливудом!
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,374 Ну, все говорят другое.
00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:41,142 Народ! Я не управляю Голливудом!
00:09:41,143 --> 00:09:43,309 Поймите, бля, уже!
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,942 Черт побери! Это уже вышло из-под контроля!
00:09:46,943 --> 00:09:49,609 Не такая уж проблема
00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:51,009 Огромная проблема!
00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:52,609 Это нападение на мою национальность, Толкиен.
00:09:52,610 --> 00:09:53,842 Ты не понимаешь!
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,009 <i>Я</i> не понимаю?
00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,341 Да, Толкиен.
00:09:56,342 --> 00:09:58,341 В НБА много черных,
00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:01,042 Но никто не говорит: "НБА управляют черные!"
00:10:01,043 --> 00:10:02,775 Это потому, что НБА управляют белые!
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,775 Ладно, да, ты прав
00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:06,233 Слушай, извини
00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:07,521 Может, пойдем запишем утренний TikTok?
00:10:07,522 --> 00:10:09,453 Да, конечно. У нас еще есть время.
00:10:09,454 --> 00:10:11,320 Круто, давай
00:10:16,711 --> 00:10:19,185 Стэн?
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:23,424 Не всегда Иисус работает быстро.
00:10:23,425 --> 00:10:25,018 Прекрати со мной разговаривать.
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,914 Привет, Джер. Есть минутка поговорить?
00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,575 Да, как дела, Рэнди?
00:10:41,576 --> 00:10:42,966 Слушай, я...
00:10:42,967 --> 00:10:44,763 Я знаю, что мальчишки есть мальчишки
00:10:44,764 --> 00:10:46,865 И как родители, мы не всегда можем контролировать.
00:10:46,866 --> 00:10:49,170 Их личные решения
00:10:49,171 --> 00:10:51,340 Нет, конечно, нет
00:10:51,341 --> 00:10:53,239 Я просто хочу, чтобы ты знал, во-первых, что...
00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,443 твой сын - отличный парень
00:10:55,444 --> 00:10:58,444 Знаешь, Стэн и Кайл всегда были очень близки,
00:10:58,455 --> 00:11:00,623 и я знаю, что их дружба очень много значит.
00:11:00,624 --> 00:11:03,099 Что случилось, Рэнди?
00:11:04,558 --> 00:11:06,325 Ну, Джеральд, не знаю..
00:11:06,326 --> 00:11:08,663 может поговоришь со своим сыном, но...
00:11:08,664 --> 00:11:11,566 {\an8}<i>woke - принявший современные западные нетрадиционные ценности #staywoke</i>
00:11:08,664 --> 00:11:11,167 можем мы признать, что всё это woke движение не работает?
00:11:11,168 --> 00:11:12,770 Woke движение?
00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:14,873 Ну, это правда было здорово сначала,
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:18,579 но сейчас это в каждом фильме и телешоу
00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:21,016 Понимаешь, теперь это видно насквозь
00:11:21,017 --> 00:11:22,586 Зрители хотят, чтобы их <i>развлекали</i>.
00:11:22,587 --> 00:11:23,988 Они не хотят, чтобы их поучали,
00:11:23,989 --> 00:11:25,724 и если вы просто делаете шоу и фильмы
00:11:25,725 --> 00:11:27,594 в которых закладываете повестку, короче
00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:29,863 в результате будет провал
00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:31,633 Рэнди, о чем ты говоришь?
00:11:31,634 --> 00:11:33,837 Кассовые сборы падают, люди отворачиваются
00:11:33,838 --> 00:11:36,140 Ты знаешь, это убило франшизу Marvel
00:11:36,141 --> 00:11:38,611 И ещё, хочу кое-что сказать вслух
00:11:38,612 --> 00:11:41,849 "Аватар 2" - отстой. Просто отстой, Джеральд.
00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,384 Кто-то должен был набраться храбрости, чтобы сказать это.
00:11:43,385 --> 00:11:45,857 Черт побери! Я не управляю Голливудом!
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,226 Джеральд, ты можешь с ним поговорить?
00:11:48,227 --> 00:11:49,629 Кайл, о чем он говорит?!
00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:51,164 Он просто ведет себя как идиот
00:11:51,165 --> 00:11:52,433 и слушает, что сказал долбанный Эрик Картман!
00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:54,369 Я не от Эрика Картмана это услышал
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:57,642 Я слышал это от выдающегося, уважаемого артиста на телевидении.
00:11:57,643 --> 00:11:59,010 Кого?!
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,447 Наш следующий гость - всемирно известный рэпер и артист.
00:12:01,448 --> 00:12:03,752 Который утверждает, что евреи управляют Голливудом.
00:12:03,753 --> 00:12:05,855 Что именно вы имеете в виду?
00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:08,660 Ну, по большому счету, евреи контролируют всё
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,428 что мы видим по телевизору и в кино.
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,699 А почему вы не хотите показывать свое лицо прямо сейчас?
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:14,368 Ну, потому, что есть один еврей...
00:12:14,369 --> 00:12:16,137 Его зовут Кайл.
00:12:16,138 --> 00:12:19,043 И он может жестоко отомстить мне, потому что он управляет Голливудом.
00:12:20,512 --> 00:12:22,381 Да, и евреи всё время пытаются заставить людей замолчать.
00:12:22,382 --> 00:12:23,684 Особенно черных.
00:12:23,685 --> 00:12:25,452 Да, особенно черных.
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,455 Это из-за всей тех новых сведений
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,225 Новой информации о том, что избранным народои
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,227 на самом деле были африканцы.
00:12:30,228 --> 00:12:31,461 Так что, знаете, черные люди
00:12:31,462 --> 00:12:32,831 действительно пострадали от евреев.
00:12:32,832 --> 00:12:34,867 Да, и Гитлер на самом деле не был плохим парнем.
00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,704 Да, так... Стоп, стоп, Купидон Йе.
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:37,972 Это заходит слишком далеко.
00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:39,474 Он просто пытается шокировать
00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:41,477 Что ты смотришь, дорогой?
00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:43,515 Понятия не имею.
00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:51,728 ♪ Мамочка? ♪ ♪ Что это, Кайлу? ♪
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,198 ♪Можно установить Roblox на мой Xbox?♪
00:12:54,199 --> 00:12:56,937 ♪Конечно, Кайлу, пока это бесплатно♪
00:12:56,938 --> 00:12:59,473 ♪О, конечно, бесплатно♪
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,309 Ладно, стоп, погоди
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:03,312 Давай попробуем еще раз. Мне кажется, ты забыл слова.
00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:05,583 Да, извини. Я просто устал.
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:06,919 Я не выспался прошлой ночью.
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,420 Может, мне стоит сыграть роль мамы?
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,990 Нет, ты будешь играть роль ребенка. Так смешнее.
00:13:09,991 --> 00:13:12,862 Ладно, да. Полагаю, тебе решать.
00:13:12,863 --> 00:13:14,330 И что это значит?
00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:17,002 Что ты здесь главный
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,504 О, я главный,
00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:20,174 типа я всё контролирую?
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,778 Ты тоже начнешь говорить, что я управляю Голливудом?
00:13:22,779 --> 00:13:24,313 Я не говорил, что ты управляешь Голливудом.
00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:26,449 И, честно говоря, мне уже надоело это слышать.
00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:27,786 <i>Тебе</i> надоело это слышать?
00:13:27,787 --> 00:13:29,188 Да, мне надоело это слушать.
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:30,791 О, Боже, ты себя слышишь?
00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,960 Ты, как никто другой, должен иметь хоть немного сострадания.
00:13:32,961 --> 00:13:34,997 О, правда? Почему именно я, Кайл?
00:13:34,998 --> 00:13:36,532 Ты серьезно не понимаешь?
00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:38,703 Ты знаешь, что евреи стояли рядом с черными
00:13:38,704 --> 00:13:40,472 с начала движения за гражданские права, верно?
00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:42,142 Какое <i>это</i> имеет отношение вообще?
00:13:42,143 --> 00:13:44,078 Просто я думал, что ты будешь лучшим другом
00:13:44,079 --> 00:13:45,380 Потому что ты, типа...
00:13:45,381 --> 00:13:48,351 Потому что я что? Черный?
00:13:48,352 --> 00:13:50,222 Боже мой, как шикарно
00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:51,656 Неважно, Толкиен.
00:13:51,657 --> 00:13:52,892 Теперь ты будешь делать вид,
00:13:52,893 --> 00:13:54,161 что я сделал тебе что-то плохое.
00:13:54,162 --> 00:13:55,931 Нет, ты мне ничего не сделал.
00:13:55,932 --> 00:13:57,482 Просто у твоего народа всё время так получается
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:58,769 "Моего народа"?
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,404 Так получается у <i>твоего</i> народа!
00:14:00,405 --> 00:14:02,708 Знаешь что? Я больше не хочу делать с тобой ТикТоки!
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,477 Это я не хочу с <i>тобой</i> делать ТикТоки!
00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:07,984 Хорошо!
00:14:09,654 --> 00:14:10,955 Мы сделали это.
00:14:10,956 --> 00:14:12,490 Я не могу поверить, что у нас получилось
00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:15,562 Слава Христу! Они, наверное, больше не заговорят!
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,899 И теперь Стэн сможет вернуть своего лучшего друга.
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,137 Да, и мы сможем распространить наше нацистское послание
00:14:21,138 --> 00:14:22,339 по всему миру!
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,409 Эй, эй, ладно, Купидон Йе.
00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:25,912 Ты имеешь в виду наше христианское послание.
00:14:25,913 --> 00:14:28,684 Одно и то же. Христианское послание, нацистское послание.
00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:30,319 Гитлер был великим христианином.
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,822 Купидон Йе, ты в порядке?
00:14:31,823 --> 00:14:33,124 Тебе нужно с кем-нибудь поговорить?
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,693 Я серьезно.
00:14:34,694 --> 00:14:36,361 Люди должны умирать, чтобы лучшие расы могли жить.
00:14:36,362 --> 00:14:40,102 Хорошо, Купидон Йе. Возвращайся обратно.
00:14:40,103 --> 00:14:41,938 Ти-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!
00:14:41,939 --> 00:14:43,808 Давай, пошли, Йе.
00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,110 Я так не думаю, чувак!
00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:48,015 Пойдем, подожжем какую-нибудь хреновину!
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,232 Death con 1, сучки! <i>(отсылка на твит Канье)</i>
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,736 Йии?!
00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:07,645 Йииииииииии!
00:15:07,646 --> 00:15:09,415 О, черт.
00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:13,589 Да?
00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:17,828 Стэн! У нас проблемы!
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,932 Что?
00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:21,133 Он совсем спятил.
00:15:21,134 --> 00:15:22,636 Я не думаю, что смогу его переубедить!
00:15:22,637 --> 00:15:23,705 Кого его?
00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:25,274 Стэн, послушай меня.
00:15:25,275 --> 00:15:27,377 Кое-кто портит отношения с Кайлом и Толкиеном.
00:15:27,378 --> 00:15:30,382 Он сказал, это чтобы быть хорошим христианином, но...
00:15:30,383 --> 00:15:32,887 Но я думаю, он просто использовал христианство как оправдание.
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,791 Чтобы быть расистским куском дерьма.
00:15:35,992 --> 00:15:37,326 Что ты натворил?
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,096 Не я, Стэн!
00:15:39,097 --> 00:15:42,602 В это будет очень трудно поверить, но...
00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:44,004 Есть маленький волшебный ангел.
00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:46,441 Который приходит каждый год в День Святого Валентина.
00:15:46,442 --> 00:15:49,145 Он распространяет любовь и объединяет одиноких людей.
00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:50,480 Но в этом году всё по-другому.
00:15:50,481 --> 00:15:52,752 Купид-Я обрел Христа и сменил имя.
00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:55,923 И я должен снова заставить его пить таблетки
00:15:55,924 --> 00:15:57,358 Чувак, Картман, ты в порядке?
00:15:57,359 --> 00:15:58,828 Тебе нужно с кем-нибудь поговорить?
00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:00,897 Стэн, ты веришь в Санта Клауса?
00:16:00,898 --> 00:16:02,099 Да.
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,702 А ты веришь в пасхального кролика?
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:05,104 Думаю, да.
00:16:05,105 --> 00:16:07,341 Тогда поверь, что завтра День Святого Валентина...
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,847 и неизвестно, на что способен Купидон Йе.
00:16:21,445 --> 00:16:23,514 С Днем Святого Валентина, Клайд!
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,451 Вот тебе валентинка, Ред!
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,158 Ах, День Святого Валентина. Разве это не прекрасно?
00:16:30,159 --> 00:16:31,795 Любовь витает в воздухе!
00:16:37,303 --> 00:16:39,305 ♪Ди дит дидл-и ду! ♪
00:16:39,306 --> 00:16:41,376 ♪Я не говорю, что она охотница за деньгами♪
00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,848 ♪Но она не тусит ни с одним бедным евреем♪
00:16:47,787 --> 00:16:49,321 Кто это? Ти-хи-хи-хи!
00:16:49,322 --> 00:16:50,991 Эй! Засранец!
00:16:50,992 --> 00:16:53,329 Другим людям тоже нужно в туалет!
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,609 Ух ты... Чувак...
00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:04,379 С Днем Святого Валентина, сука!
00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:05,614 Какого черта?!
00:17:05,615 --> 00:17:07,084 Как насчет немного антисемитизма?
00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:08,353 Ух!
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:18,103 Ти-хи-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!
00:17:28,352 --> 00:17:29,822 Что это?!
00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,096 Толкиен!
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,565 Толкиен, мне нужно с тобой поговорить.
00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:38,835 О чем?
00:17:38,836 --> 00:17:41,104 Толкиен... Я должен перед тобой извиниться.
00:17:41,105 --> 00:17:42,908 Кое-кто издевался над тобой...
00:17:42,909 --> 00:17:44,176 и это всё ради меня.
00:17:44,177 --> 00:17:45,746 Я не понимаю.
00:17:45,747 --> 00:17:48,451 Я ревновал насчет ваших с Кайлом ТикТоков.
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,870 Ти-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи-хи!
00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,451 Мистер Мэкки: <i>Внимание, ученики!</i>
00:18:10,452 --> 00:18:12,890 <i>В школе гигантская пчела!</i>
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,959 <i>Уйдите в безопасное место! Там гигантская пчела!</i>
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,628 <i>О, Господи, вот она!</i>
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,364 Купидон Йе: <i>Ти-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!</i>
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,567 Мистер Мэкки: <i>О, Боже! Это пчела!!!</i>
00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,505 Смотрите, вот он!
00:18:25,977 --> 00:18:27,948 Ты думаешь, что делаешь, Кайл?
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,717 Что ты имеешь в виду?
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,686 Приквел "Властелина колец"?!
00:18:32,687 --> 00:18:34,557 Чем ты думал??
00:18:34,558 --> 00:18:37,161 Сколько еще супергероев, по-твоему, нам нужно?!
00:18:37,162 --> 00:18:38,897 Братья Марио, Кайл?!
00:18:38,898 --> 00:18:42,070 Ты правда не можешь сделать что-то лучше, чем "Братья Марио"?!
00:18:45,442 --> 00:18:46,709 Хватит, народ!
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,745 Толкиен?
00:18:47,746 --> 00:18:48,947 Прости, Кайл.
00:18:48,948 --> 00:18:50,515 Это не его вина, а моя!
00:18:50,516 --> 00:18:53,054 Я завидовал вам, ребята, и вашим ТикТокам.
00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:56,392 Чего вы ждете?! Давайте завалим этих козлов!
00:18:56,393 --> 00:18:59,163 Ни хрена себе! Что за херня?!
00:18:59,164 --> 00:19:00,867 Купидон Йиииии!
00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:07,042 Пора принимать лекарства.
00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:09,279 Нет! С их помощью люди контролируют меня!
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,218 Ты примешь свои лекарства, Йе, так или иначе!
00:19:16,993 --> 00:19:18,327 Нет! Не приму
00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:19,529 Ты примешь свои лекарства! Отпусти меня!
00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:20,999 Я не... Ты примешь их, Йе!
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,338 Глотай! Глотай!
00:19:32,317 --> 00:19:34,521 Йе? Йе?
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,065 Эрик?
00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:43,434 Купид-Я?!
00:19:43,435 --> 00:19:45,471 Ребята! Это Купид-Я! Он вернулся!
00:19:46,941 --> 00:19:48,608 Какой сегодня день?
00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:51,347 Сегодня День святого Валентина, Купид-Я!
00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:52,615 День святого Валентина?!
00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:54,685 Ну, тогда мне пора на работу!
00:19:54,686 --> 00:19:56,957 Ти-хи-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи! Да!
00:19:58,192 --> 00:20:01,097 Ти-хи-хи-хи! Ти-хи-хи-хи!
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,410 Сегодня к нам присоединился молодой человек
00:20:10,411 --> 00:20:13,115 Чтобы поговорить о стереотипах
00:20:13,116 --> 00:20:15,418 и о вреде, который они могут принести.
00:20:15,419 --> 00:20:18,890 Молодой человек, каково ваше послание?
00:20:18,891 --> 00:20:22,129 Я хочу сказать, что мы не можем контролировать то, что говорят люди.
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:26,436 Поэтому мы должны с умом подходить к тому, во что верить.
00:20:26,437 --> 00:20:28,472 Если один идиот говорит, что определенная группа
00:20:28,473 --> 00:20:31,144 "управляет Голливудом", задумайтесь об этом.
00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:34,916 Приложив минимум усилий, вы обнаружите, что "Голливуд"
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,319 это многоуровневая индустрия.
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,821 Управляемая десятками тысяч людей
00:20:37,822 --> 00:20:40,959 со всего мира.
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,997 В прошлом евреям было закрыт доступ к большинству профессий.
00:20:43,998 --> 00:20:46,268 Поэтому они стали доминировать в водевиле, который в те времена
00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:48,838 считался слишком низкопробным для добрых христиан.
00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:50,607 В конце концов, эти евреи переехали на Запад
00:20:50,608 --> 00:20:52,310 и основали первые киностудии.
00:20:52,311 --> 00:20:54,948 Когда кино также считалось работой для низших слоев общества.
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:56,351 А их потомки
00:20:56,352 --> 00:20:58,354 составляют сегодня приличный процент среди тысяч
00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:01,293 людей всех рас, благодаря которым работает Голливуд.
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,799 Этот молодой человек
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,803 сказал простыми словами то, что многие из нас в Голливуде
00:21:08,804 --> 00:21:11,941 пытались донести до людей.
00:21:11,942 --> 00:21:14,613 Он говорит так просто и с таким энтузиазмом
00:21:14,614 --> 00:21:17,618 Паренек думает о вещах так, как нужно всем нам.
00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:19,088 Знаете, что я думаю?
00:21:19,089 --> 00:21:20,990 Я думаю, что этот парень должен управлять Голливудом!
00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:22,594 Да!
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,967 Стоп, стоп... Погодите, что?
00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:30,238 - Пусть он управляет Голливудом! - Да! Дайте парню шанс!
00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:33,176 - Давайте! - Пусть управляет!
00:21:33,177 --> 00:21:35,011 Черт возьми
00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:43,010 Пусть еврей управляет!!!
00:21:43,452 --> 00:21:45,454 Пусть еврей управляет!

00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:12,011 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,888 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,640 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,727 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,270 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:28,737 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,574 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,085 Hey, dudes.
00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,378 Just wondering if you guys have seen me
00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,921 and Tolkien's latest Tiktok?
00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,715 You guys made another TikTok?
00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,633 I think it's really our best one yet!
00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,969 Yeah, nobody really gives a shit about your TikToks, guys.
00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,805 Hey, really great TikTok, guys!
00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,308 Yeah, it was pretty amazing.
00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,351 Well, anyway you guys gotta check it out when you get a chance!
00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,395 See ya later! Yeah, see you guys!
00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,400 Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok!
00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,568 Thanks, Butters!
00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,326 <i>Konnichiwa!</i>
00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,703 <i>Sayonara!</i>
00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,080 <i>Kochi, kochi, kochi!</i>
00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,334 <i>Sayonara!</i>
00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,628 <i>Konnichiwa!</i>
00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,713 <i>Sayonara--</i>
00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,174 What the fuck is this?
00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,218 Seriously, what the fuck is this?
00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,719 Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Tolkien
00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:37,222 are, like, doing everything together lately?
00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,224 Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they?
00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,689 I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys.
00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,066 I'm gonna get some homework done.
00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,071 Wow. I feel really bad for Stan.
00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,739 It's gotta be hard to suddenly have your best friend
00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,825 always hanging with someone else.
00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,910 Mrph.
00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,121 I gotta see if there's some way I can help.
00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,540 There's a little voice inside me
00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,375 that can't stand to see my friend suffer.
00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,293 Mrph rmh rmphm?
00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,045 I'm gonna go be a good Christian.
00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:23,268 Okay, just the woodwinds for this section.
00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,067 Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on?
00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,569 This is the brass section.
00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,945 Yeah, I know. I was just--
00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,613 I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out
00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,739 a lot with Kyle lately.
00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,408 Is there a problem with that?
00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,034 No, I think it's amazing.
00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,411 It's awesome that someone like you could be okay
00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,745 with someone like him,
00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,539 given all the new information lately.
00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,712 You know, the stuff that's come out about
00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,797 how the Jews stole the Black race's identity,
00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,633 that the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans.
00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,763 You didn't hear about this?
00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,223 Black people are actually the Jews
00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,100 and people like Kyle have taken that from them?
00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,769 Stop talking to me.
00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,605 to escape persecution in World War II,
00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,106 they found that Blacks were already the underclass in America,
00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,649 so they had to invent a story for themselves
00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,109 which they can make everyone believe...
00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,951 Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,009 Hey, Stan.
00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,471 Guess what. I have some good news for you.
00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,931 What?
00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,641 A little magic fairy told me
00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,144 that you and Kyle are gonna get back together soon.
00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,980 I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien.
00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,774 Yes, you do.
00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,401 But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day.
00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,362 And the little angel on my shoulder
00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,822 says that Kyle is gonna come running back to you any minute.
00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,408 Hey, Stan.
00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,368 Oh.
00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,370 Hey, Kyle.
00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,121 Rm!
00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:10,083 Well, dude, you wanna sit down?
00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,168 I was actually just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow.
00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,670 Me and Tolkien are making another TikTok video
00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,505 and my stupid phone died!
00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,257 Oh. Yeah. Sure.
00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,593 Thanks, dude!
00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,136 Tolkien, I got one, dude!
00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,057 The fuck is going on?
00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,351 Well, um, I'm gonna head back to class, guys.
00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,814 I don't get it. The little cupid is always right.
00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,983 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,943 Why didn't Tolkien listen?
00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,155 Did you tell him about the Black Hebrew tribes?
00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,699 Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye!
00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,158 Tee hee hee!
00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,201 And did you tell him how the Jews stole
00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,577 Black people's identity?
00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,663 Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye.
00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,039 That's okay, Eric!
00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,708 Remember, being a good Christian means
00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,376 helping people even when it's hard.
00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,877 You're right, Cupid Ye.
00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,921 Can you help make sure Tolkien hears our message?
00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,923 Spreading information is like spreading love.
00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,550 I'll help you get the word out, Eric!
00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,301 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:06,723 ♪ All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this ♪
00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,058 ♪ This, this ♪
00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:12,895 ♪ Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this ♪
00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,273 Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,025 Look how many likes we're getting for this one!
00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,985 Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?
00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,236 Yeah. What's up?
00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,905 Well, there's this rumor starting
00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,198 to go around the school.
00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,200 Kids are saying that, like...
00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,453 I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood?
00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,871 What?
00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,831 I told Scott that that's just people being dumb
00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,249 and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that.
00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,587 But... Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea
00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,213 about a dude who has guns for hands
00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,923 and we have the first 20 pages written, so...
00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,762 You don't really run Hollywood, right?
00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,306 I'm not even going to justify that with a response.
00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,641 Because repeating a derogatory slur,
00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,018 even for the purpose of refuting it,
00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,353 can make stupid people think it's valid!
00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,233 Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood.
00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,611 Kyle runs Hollywood, and you fucked up the pitch!
00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,945 How'd I fuck up the pitch?!
00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,363 You gotta tell him what the stakes are.
00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:06,949 People who make movies, they just care about the stakes!
00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,827 The guy has guns for hands!
00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:13,623 Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school
00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,000 That Kyle runs Hollywood?
00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,294 I think I did say that, yes.
00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,797 And why would you say such an intolerant,
00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,131 offensive thing like that?
00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,966 <i>Somebody</i> runs Hollywood.
00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,843 Lots of people run Hollywood!
00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,888 Yes, lots of... people like Kyle.
00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,974 Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous frickin ground here, buddy!
00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:33,518 I'm sorry, why is it so offensive
00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,103 to say who runs Hollywood?
00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,771 People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cool.
00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,231 The Jews should be honored to be in charge of it.
00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,775 Hey! I am telling you right now, Eric.
00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,152 The next time anyone says anything about
00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,904 Kyle running Hollywood, that person
00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,656 Is gonna have two months detention.
00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,825 Two months?!
00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,159 Jesus, Mary mother full of grace.
00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,121 You guys really take this seriously.
00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,181 Please help me be the best Christian I can be.
00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:16,894 All I want is to help people, but nobody understands.
00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,855 Please, I can't do this alone.
00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,775 Tee hee hee!
00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,235 There you are, Cupid Ye!
00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,404 Sorry, Eric, I was just busy
00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,739 praising our Savior's name in the music studio!
00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,324 The Principal said I can't talk about
00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,993 Kyle running Hollywood anymore, Cupid Ye!
00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,829 Well, of course, Eric! They're trying to silence you.
00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,330 That's what they do.
00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,707 Who's <i>they?</i>
00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,543 Oh right... <i>them.</i>
00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,253 Tee hee hee! Jews!
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,255 But Cupid Ye, I <i>have</i> to get to Tolkien or else
00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,923 Stan is gonna be sad forever!
00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,968 Okay! I'll help you help your friend however I can.
00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,845 You're such a good Christian, Eric.
00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,221 Thanks.
00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,890 Just don't do anything too drastic, okay?
00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,516 What do you mean?
00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,226 I dunno know, it's just...
00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,686 ever since you changed your name and got all into Jesus,
00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,188 you've been acting a little bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,106 Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric!
00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:04,609 I'm gonna make everything better!
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,073 Praiiise Jesus!
00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,663 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!
00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:23,502 The true Jews of Israel are your Black ancestors...
00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:24,587 Tee hee hee...
00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,297 Huh?
00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:29,050 You think you and Kyle make TikToks together?
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,801 Kyle only cares about money.
00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:31,928 Tee hee hee...
00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,262 Mmm?
00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,597 Think about it.
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,182 Are you really making TikToks <i>together,</i>
00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,227 or is Kyle profiting off of you?
00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,604 It's just like the lost tribes of Israel.
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,482 Kyle wants to take all the credit for what <i>you</i> doing.
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,775 Tolkien?
00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,985 Oh, Jesus!
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,294 Hey, I didn't see you at the playground.
00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,796 Thought we were doing that morning TikTok.
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,339 Oh yeah, sorry.
00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,632 I didn't get the best sleep last night.
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,967 Everything okay?
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,134 Hey, Kyle! How's it going, man?
00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,803 Good, Jimmy. How are you?
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,473 Great! F-F-Fantastic!
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,812 Is there something you wanted, Jimmy?
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,522 Oh, yeah!
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,482 I just realized that I've never given you my headshot.
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,901 You know, just in case anything ever comes up.
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,319 Anything like what?
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,654 Anything like...
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,448 Anything you might need my headshot for.
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,742 Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood!
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,244 Well, that's not what everyone's saying.
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,997 Everyone! I do not run Hollywood!
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,374 Get a fucking clue!
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,003 God dammit! This thing has gotten out of control!
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,630 Ah, it's not a big deal.
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,048 It's a <i>huge</i> deal!
00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,675 It's an attack on my ethnicity, Tolkien.
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,926 You don't understand!
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:54,927 <i>I</i> don't understand?
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,470 Yeah, Tolkien.
00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,472 There's lots of Black people in the NBA,
00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:01,058 But nobody says, "The NBA is run by Black people!"
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,852 That's because the NBA is run by white people!
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,854 Okay, yeah, good point.
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,272 Look, I'm sorry.
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,356 You wanna just go make the morning TikTok?
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,400 Yeah, sure. We still have time.
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,319 Cool, come on.
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,035 Stan?
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,039 Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,665 Stop talking to me.
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,014 Hey, Ger. You got a minute to talk?
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,640 Yeah, what's up, Randy?
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,975 Look, I--
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,602 I know that boys will be boys
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,729 and as parents, we can't always control
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,106 what their personal decisions are.
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,233 No, of course not.
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,069 I just want you to know first off that...
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,196 your son is a great kid.
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,449 You know, Stan and Kyle have always been really close,
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,785 and I know their friendship has meant so much.
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,079 What's happened, Randy?
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,499 Well, Gerald, I don't know
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,626 if you can just <i>talk</i> to your son but...
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,212 can we just admit this whole woke thing isn't working?
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,838 Woke thing?
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,882 I mean, it's been great in so many ways,
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,511 but now it's like <i>every</i> movie and <i>every</i> TV show.
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,138 You know, it's like, you can see through it now.
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,556 Audiences want to be <i>entertained.</i>
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,058 They don't want to be preached at,
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,768 and if you're just doing shows and movies
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,603 that have like an agenda, it's like--
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,939 it's going to keep failing.
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,607 Randy, what are you talking about?
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776 Box office is down, people are tuning out.
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,237 You know it's what killed the Marvel franchise.
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,572 And just as a side note, I'm gonna say it out loud.
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,867 "Avatar 2" sucked. It just sucked, Gerald.
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,577 Someone had to be brave enough to say it.
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,871 God dammit! I do not fucking run Hollywood!
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,374 Gerald, can you talk to him?
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,625 Kyle, what is he talking about?!
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,252 He's just being an idiot
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,420 and listening to what fucking Eric Cartman said!
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,422 I did not hear it from Eric Cartman.
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,633 I heard it from a prominent, respected artist on television.
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,968 Who?!
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,512 Our next guest is a world famous rapper and artist
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,722 who claims that the Jews run Hollywood.
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,766 What exactly do you mean by that?
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,644 Well, mostly I just mean that Jews control everything
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,479 we see on TV and the movies.
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,606 And why do you not want to show your face right now?
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,316 Well, that's 'cause there's this one Jew--
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,985 um, his name is Kyle.
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,155 And he can totally retaliate me, 'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283 Yeah, and Jews try to silence people all the time.
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,534 Especially Black people.
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,494 Yeah, especially Black people.
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,496 <i>That's because of all the new information lately.</i>
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,331 <i>The new information about how the chosen people</i>
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,332 <i>were actually Africans.</i>
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,333 So, you know, Black people
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,668 have really been hurt by the Jews.
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,837 Yeah, so Hitler actually wasn't a bad guy.
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,672 Yeah, so-- Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,923 That's going a bit too far.
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,341 He's just trying to be shocking.
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,385 What are you watching, honey?
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,554 I have <i>no</i> idea.
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,520 ♪ Mommy? ♪ ♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,106 ♪ Can I get Roblox on my Xbox? ♪
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,734 ♪ Sure thing, Caillou, as long as it's free ♪
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,487 ♪ Oh, for sure, it is for free ♪
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,197 Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on.
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,282 Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words.
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,576 Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired.
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,785 I didn't get the best sleep last night.
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,370 Maybe I should do the mom part.
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,830 Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier.
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,708 Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots.
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,293 What's that supposed to mean?
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,921 Just means you're in charge.
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,297 Oh, I'm in charge,
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,965 Like I control things?
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,510 Huh, are you gonna start saying I run Hollywood now too?
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,136 I didn't say you run Hollywood.
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,388 And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of hearing it.
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,556 <i>You're</i> sick of hearing it?
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,058 Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,726 Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself?
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770 You of all people should have some compassion.
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,813 Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle?
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,440 You seriously don't know why?
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,651 You know that Jews have stood alongside Blacks
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,402 since the Civil Rights movement began, right?
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,904 What does <i>that</i> have to do with anything?
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,989 I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend.
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,324 'Cause you're like...
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,244 'Cause I'm like what? Black?
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,204 Oh my God, this is so awesome.
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,622 Whatever, Tolkien.
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,748 Now you're gonna act like I somehow
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,083 did something wrong to you.
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,751 No, you didn't do it to me.
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,419 It just seems to work out that way all the time for you people.
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,671 You people?
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,339 No, it works that way for <i>you</i> people!
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,758 You know what? I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore!
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,468 I don't wanna make TikToks with <i>you</i> anymore!
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,930 Good!
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,933 We did it.
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,518 I can't believe we did it.
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,604 Praise Christ! They'll probably never talk again!
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,815 And now Stan can have his best friend back.
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,193 Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,403 all over the world!
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,530 Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,781 You mean our Christian message.
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,450 It's the same thing. Christian message, Nazi message.
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,452 Hitler was a great Christian.
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,662 Cupid Ye, are you okay?
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,163 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,623 I mean it.
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,375 People have to die so that the better races can live.
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,087 Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside.
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,964 Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,674 Come on, let's go, Ye.
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,050 I don't think so, dawg!
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,012 Let's go torch some motherfuckers!
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,063 Deathcon one, bitches!
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,524 Yeeee?!
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,489 Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,283 Oh, shit.
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,495 Yeah?
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750 Stan! We aren't safe!
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,752 What?
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,170 He's totally gone crazy.
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,671 I don't think I can reason with him anymore!
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,756 Reason with who?
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299 Stan, listen to me.
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,509 There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,471 He said it was to be a good Christian, but...
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,931 But I think he's just been using Christianity as an excuse
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,017 to be a racist piece of shit.
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,353 What did you do?
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,063 Not me, Stan!
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,524 This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but...
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,026 There's a little magic angel
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,528 that comes each year around Valentine's Day.
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,239 He spreads love and brings lonely people together.
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,616 But this year is different.
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,910 Cupid me found Christ and changed his name.
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,871 And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds.
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,331 Dude, Cartman, are you okay?
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,707 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,959 Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus?
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,044 Yeah.
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,671 Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,047 I guess so.
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,299 Then believe that tomorrow is Valentine's Day...
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,802 and there's no telling what Cupid Ye is capable of.
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482 Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde!
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,359 Here's a Valentine for you, Red!
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,114 Ah, Valentine's day. Isn't it nice?
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,782 Love is in the air!
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,123 ♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,250 ♪ I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger ♪
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,877 ♪ But she ain't messin' with no broke Jew ♪
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,299 Who is it? Tee-hee-hee!
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,968 Hey! Asshole!
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,303 Other people need to use the bathroom, too!
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,521 Whoa... Dude...
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,314 Happy Valentine's Day, bitch!
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482 What the hell?!
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,942 How about a little anti-Semitism?
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152 Ugh!
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,115 Aahghgghgh!!!!
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,037 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,631 What is that?!
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,971 Tolkien!
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,389 Tolkien, I need to talk to you.
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,640 About what?
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,934 Tolkien... I owe you an apology.
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,811 Someone has been messing with you...
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146 and it was all for me.
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,689 I don't get it.
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,442 I've been jealous about you and Kyle's TikToks.
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,787 Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,255 Mr. Mackey (over P.A.): <i>Attention, students!</i>
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,758 <i>There is a giant bee in the school!</i>
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,718 <i>Get somewhere safe! There's a giant bee!</i>
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,428 <i>Oh, Jesus, here it is!</i>
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,138 Cupid Ye: <i>Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!</i>
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,474 Mr. Mackey: <i>Oh, God! It's a bee!!</i>
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,267 Look, there he is!
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856 What do you think you're doing, Kyle?
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,651 W-What do you mean?
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,569 A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,321 What were you thinking??
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,907 How many more superheroes do you think we need?!
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,700 Mario Brothers, Kyle?!
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,995 You seriously can't do better than Mario Brothers?!
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,375 That's enough, you guys!
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,459 Tolkien?
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,627 I'm sorry, Kyle.
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,254 It's not his fault, it's mine!
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,881 I was jealous of you guys and your TikToks.
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,093 What are you waiting for?! Let's jack up these mofos!
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,846 Holy shit!
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,639 Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,895 Time to take your meds.
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,064 No! Those are how people control me!
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,067 You're taking your meds, Ye, one way or another!
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,906 No! I'm not taking--
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,241 You're taking your medication!
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,742 I'm not t--
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:24,079 Swallow it! Swallow it!
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,131 Ye? Ye?
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,763 Eric?
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,098 Cupid me?!
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,100 You guys! It's Cupid me! He's back!
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270 What day is it?
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,064 Why it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me!
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,274 {\an8}Valentines Day?!
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,359 {\an8}Well, then, I need to get to work!
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,653 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,741 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,042 We have a young man who is joining us here today
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,878 to talk about stereotypes
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,963 and the harm that they can bring.
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,550 Young man, what is your message?
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,803 My message is, we can't control what people say.
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,974 So we have to be smart about what we choose to believe.
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,060 If one idiot says that a certain group
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,812 "runs Hollywood," look into it.
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,650 With very minimal effort, you will find that "Hollywood"
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,901 is a multi-tiered industry
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,569 run by tens of thousands of people
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,572 from all over the world.
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,659 In the past, Jews were shut out of most professions.
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,994 So they came to dominate vaudeville, which back then
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,497 was considered too low-brow for good Christians.
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,207 Those Jews eventually moved West
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,959 and started the first movie studios
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,711 when movies were also considered work for the underclasses.
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,088 And their descendants
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,006 are now a decent percentage of the thousands
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,968 of people of all races that make Hollywood run.
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,305 This young man
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,350 has said in plain words what so many of us in Hollywood
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520 have been trying to get people to understand.
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,314 To hear it all so plain, and so passionate.
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,192 This kid thinks about things the way we all need to.
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,652 You know what I think?
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,487 I think this kid should run Hollywood!
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,155 Yeah!
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,494 Whoa, whoa-- Wait, what? Whoa.
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,913 - Let him run Hollywood! - Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,708 - Come on! - Let him do it!
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,584 God damn it.
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,714 Let the Jew run it!
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,926 {\an8}Let the Jew run it!!
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,012 {\an8}Let the Jew run it!

00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:12,011 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,888 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,640 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,727 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,270 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:28,737 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,574 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,662 {\an8}♪
00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:42,167 [ Lively conversations ]
00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,085 Hey, dudes.
00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,378 Just wondering if you guys have seen me
00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,921 and Tolkien's latest Tiktok?
00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,715 You guys made another TikTok?
00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,633 I think it's really our best one yet!
00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,969 Yeah, nobody really gives a shit about your TikToks, guys.
00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,805 Hey, really great TikTok, guys!
00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,308 Yeah, it was pretty amazing.
00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,351 Well, anyway you guys gotta check it out when you get a chance!
00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,395 See ya later! Yeah, see you guys!
00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,400 Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok!
00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,568 Thanks, Butters!
00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:14,365 {\an8}♪
00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,326 <i>Konnichiwa!</i>
00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,703 <i>Sayonara!</i>
00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,080 <i>Kochi, kochi, kochi!</i>
00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,334 <i>Sayonara!</i>
00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,628 <i>Konnichiwa!</i>
00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,713 <i>Sayonara--</i>
00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,174 What the fuck is this?
00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,218 Seriously, what the fuck is this?
00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,719 Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Tolkien
00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:37,222 are, like, doing everything together lately?
00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,224 Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they?
00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,689 I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys.
00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,066 I'm gonna get some homework done.
00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,071 Wow. I feel really bad for Stan.
00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,739 It's gotta be hard to suddenly have your best friend
00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,825 always hanging with someone else.
00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,910 Mrph.
00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,121 I gotta see if there's some way I can help.
00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,540 There's a little voice inside me
00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,375 that can't stand to see my friend suffer.
00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,293 Mrph rmh rmphm?
00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,045 I'm gonna go be a good Christian.
00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:12,257 {\an8}♪
00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:16,261 [ Band playing poorly ]
00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:23,268 Okay, just the woodwinds for this section.
00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,855 [ Playing poorly ]
00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,067 Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on?
00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,569 This is the brass section.
00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,945 Yeah, I know. I was just--
00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,613 I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out
00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,739 a lot with Kyle lately.
00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,408 Is there a problem with that?
00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,034 No, I think it's amazing.
00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,411 It's awesome that someone like you could be okay
00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,745 with someone like him,
00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,539 given all the new information lately.
00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:48,626 [ Playing poorly ]
00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,712 You know, the stuff that's come out about
00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,797 how the Jews stole the Black race's identity,
00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,633 that the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans.
00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:59,470 [ Playing poorly ]
00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,763 You didn't hear about this?
00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,223 Black people are actually the Jews
00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,100 and people like Kyle have taken that from them?
00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,769 Stop talking to me.
00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,605 to escape persecution in World War II,
00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,106 they found that Blacks were already the underclass in America,
00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,649 so they had to invent a story for themselves
00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,109 which they can make everyone believe...
00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,111 [ Playing stops ]
00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,951 Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,296 [ Lively conversations ]
00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,009 Hey, Stan.
00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,471 Guess what. I have some good news for you.
00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,931 What?
00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,641 A little magic fairy told me
00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,144 that you and Kyle are gonna get back together soon.
00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,980 I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien.
00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,774 Yes, you do.
00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,401 But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day.
00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,362 And the little angel on my shoulder
00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,822 says that Kyle is gonna come running back to you any minute.
00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,408 Hey, Stan.
00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,368 Oh.
00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,370 Hey, Kyle.
00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,121 Rm!
00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:10,083 Well, dude, you wanna sit down?
00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,168 I was actually just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow.
00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,670 Me and Tolkien are making another TikTok video
00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,505 and my stupid phone died!
00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,257 Oh. Yeah. Sure.
00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,593 Thanks, dude!
00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,136 Tolkien, I got one, dude!
00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,057 The fuck is going on?
00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,351 Well, um, I'm gonna head back to class, guys.
00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,814 I don't get it. The little cupid is always right.
00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,983 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,943 Why didn't Tolkien listen?
00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,695 [ Harp strumming ]
00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,155 Did you tell him about the Black Hebrew tribes?
00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,699 Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye!
00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,158 Tee hee hee!
00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,201 And did you tell him how the Jews stole
00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,577 Black people's identity?
00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,663 Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye.
00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,039 That's okay, Eric!
00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,708 Remember, being a good Christian means
00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,376 helping people even when it's hard.
00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,877 You're right, Cupid Ye.
00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,921 Can you help make sure Tolkien hears our message?
00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,923 Spreading information is like spreading love.
00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,550 I'll help you get the word out, Eric!
00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,301 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:06,723 ♪ All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this ♪
00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,058 ♪ This, this ♪
00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:12,895 ♪ Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this ♪
00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,273 Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,025 Look how many likes we're getting for this one!
00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,985 Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?
00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,236 Yeah. What's up?
00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,905 Well, there's this rumor starting
00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,198 to go around the school.
00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,200 Kids are saying that, like...
00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,453 I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood?
00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,871 What?
00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,831 I told Scott that that's just people being dumb
00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,249 and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that.
00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,587 But... Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea
00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,213 about a dude who has guns for hands
00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,923 and we have the first 20 pages written, so...
00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,762 You don't really run Hollywood, right?
00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,306 I'm not even going to justify that with a response.
00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,641 Because repeating a derogatory slur,
00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,018 even for the purpose of refuting it,
00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,353 can make stupid people think it's valid!
00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,233 Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood.
00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,611 Kyle runs Hollywood, and you fucked up the pitch!
00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,945 How'd I fuck up the pitch?!
00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,363 You gotta tell him what the stakes are.
00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:06,949 People who make movies, they just care about the stakes!
00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,827 The guy has guns for hands!
00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:13,623 Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school
00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,000 That Kyle runs Hollywood?
00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,294 I think I did say that, yes.
00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,797 And why would you say such an intolerant,
00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,131 offensive thing like that?
00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,966 <i>Somebody</i> runs Hollywood.
00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,843 Lots of people run Hollywood!
00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,888 Yes, lots of... people like Kyle.
00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,974 Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous frickin ground here, buddy!
00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:33,518 I'm sorry, why is it so offensive
00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,103 to say who runs Hollywood?
00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,771 People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cool.
00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,231 The Jews should be honored to be in charge of it.
00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,775 Hey! I am telling you right now, Eric.
00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,152 The next time anyone says anything about
00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,904 Kyle running Hollywood, that person
00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,656 Is gonna have two months detention.
00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,825 Two months?!
00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,159 Jesus, Mary mother full of grace.
00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,121 You guys really take this seriously.
00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,331 [ Crickets chirping ]
00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,181 Please help me be the best Christian I can be.
00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:16,894 All I want is to help people, but nobody understands.
00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,855 Please, I can't do this alone.
00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:19,689 [ Harp strumming ]
00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,775 Tee hee hee!
00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,235 There you are, Cupid Ye!
00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,404 Sorry, Eric, I was just busy
00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,739 praising our Savior's name in the music studio!
00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,324 The Principal said I can't talk about
00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,993 Kyle running Hollywood anymore, Cupid Ye!
00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,829 Well, of course, Eric! They're trying to silence you.
00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,330 That's what they do.
00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,707 Who's <i>they?</i>
00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,543 Oh right... <i>them.</i>
00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,253 Tee hee hee! Jews!
00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,255 But Cupid Ye, I <i>have</i> to get to Tolkien or else
00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,923 Stan is gonna be sad forever!
00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,968 Okay! I'll help you help your friend however I can.
00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,845 You're such a good Christian, Eric.
00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,221 Thanks.
00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,890 Just don't do anything too drastic, okay?
00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,516 What do you mean?
00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,226 I dunno know, it's just...
00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,686 ever since you changed your name and got all into Jesus,
00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,188 you've been acting a little bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,106 Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric!
00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:04,609 I'm gonna make everything better!
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:08,905 [ Wings beating ]
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,073 Praiiise Jesus!
00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,663 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!
00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:23,502 The true Jews of Israel are your Black ancestors...
00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:24,587 Tee hee hee...
00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,297 Huh?
00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:29,050 You think you and Kyle make TikToks together?
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,801 Kyle only cares about money.
00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:31,928 Tee hee hee...
00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,262 Mmm?
00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,597 Think about it.
00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,182 Are you really making TikToks <i>together,</i>
00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,227 or is Kyle profiting off of you?
00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,604 It's just like the lost tribes of Israel.
00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,482 Kyle wants to take all the credit for what <i>you</i> doing.
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,775 Tolkien?
00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,985 Oh, Jesus!
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,622 [ Indistinct muttering ]
00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,294 Hey, I didn't see you at the playground.
00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,796 Thought we were doing that morning TikTok.
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,339 Oh yeah, sorry.
00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,632 I didn't get the best sleep last night.
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,967 Everything okay?
00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,134 Hey, Kyle! How's it going, man?
00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,803 Good, Jimmy. How are you?
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,473 Great! F-F-Fantastic!
00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,812 Is there something you wanted, Jimmy?
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,522 Oh, yeah!
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,482 I just realized that I've never given you my headshot.
00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,901 You know, just in case anything ever comes up.
00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,319 Anything like what?
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,654 Anything like...
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,448 Anything you might need my headshot for.
00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,742 Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood!
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,244 Well, that's not what everyone's saying.
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,997 Everyone! I do not run Hollywood!
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,374 Get a fucking clue!
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,003 God dammit! This thing has gotten out of control!
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,630 Ah, it's not a big deal.
00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,048 It's a <i>huge</i> deal!
00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,675 It's an attack on my ethnicity, Tolkien.
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,926 You don't understand!
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:54,927 <i>I</i> don't understand?
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,470 Yeah, Tolkien.
00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,472 There's lots of Black people in the NBA,
00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:01,058 But nobody says, "The NBA is run by Black people!"
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,852 That's because the NBA is run by white people!
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,854 Okay, yeah, good point.
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,272 Look, I'm sorry.
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,356 You wanna just go make the morning TikTok?
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,400 Yeah, sure. We still have time.
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,319 Cool, come on.
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,035 Stan?
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,039 Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,665 Stop talking to me.
00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:37,678 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,014 Hey, Ger. You got a minute to talk?
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,640 Yeah, what's up, Randy?
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,975 Look, I--
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,602 I know that boys will be boys
00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,729 and as parents, we can't always control
00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,106 what their personal decisions are.
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,233 No, of course not.
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,069 I just want you to know first off that...
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,196 your son is a great kid.
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,449 You know, Stan and Kyle have always been really close,
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,785 and I know their friendship has meant so much.
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,079 What's happened, Randy?
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,580 [ Exhales deeply ]
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,499 Well, Gerald, I don't know
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,626 if you can just <i>talk</i> to your son but...
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,212 can we just admit this whole woke thing isn't working?
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,838 Woke thing?
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,882 I mean, it's been great in so many ways,
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,511 but now it's like <i>every</i> movie and <i>every</i> TV show.
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,138 You know, it's like, you can see through it now.
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,556 Audiences want to be <i>entertained.</i>
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,058 They don't want to be preached at,
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,768 and if you're just doing shows and movies
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,603 that have like an agenda, it's like--
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,939 it's going to keep failing.
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,607 Randy, what are you talking about?
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776 Box office is down, people are tuning out.
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,237 You know it's what killed the Marvel franchise.
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,572 And just as a side note, I'm gonna say it out loud.
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,867 "Avatar 2" sucked. It just sucked, Gerald.
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,577 Someone had to be brave enough to say it.
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,871 God dammit! I do not fucking run Hollywood!
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,374 Gerald, can you talk to him?
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,625 Kyle, what is he talking about?!
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,252 He's just being an idiot
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,420 and listening to what fucking Eric Cartman said!
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,422 I did not hear it from Eric Cartman.
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,633 I heard it from a prominent, respected artist on television.
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,968 Who?!
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,512 Our next guest is a world famous rapper and artist
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,722 who claims that the Jews run Hollywood.
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,766 What exactly do you mean by that?
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,644 Well, mostly I just mean that Jews control everything
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,479 we see on TV and the movies.
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,606 And why do you not want to show your face right now?
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,316 Well, that's 'cause there's this one Jew--
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,985 um, his name is Kyle.
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,155 And he can totally retaliate me, 'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,573 [ Magical chimes ]
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283 Yeah, and Jews try to silence people all the time.
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,534 Especially Black people.
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,494 Yeah, especially Black people.
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,496 <i>That's because of all the new information lately.</i>
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,331 <i>The new information about how the chosen people</i>
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,332 <i>were actually Africans.</i>
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,333 So, you know, Black people
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,668 have really been hurt by the Jews.
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,837 Yeah, so Hitler actually wasn't a bad guy.
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,672 Yeah, so-- Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,923 That's going a bit too far.
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,341 He's just trying to be shocking.
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,385 What are you watching, honey?
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,554 I have <i>no</i> idea.
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,520 ♪ Mommy? ♪ ♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,106 ♪ Can I get Roblox on my Xbox? ♪
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,734 ♪ Sure thing, Caillou, as long as it's free ♪
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,487 ♪ Oh, for sure, it is for free ♪
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,197 Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on.
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,282 Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words.
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,576 Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired.
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,785 I didn't get the best sleep last night.
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,370 Maybe I should do the mom part.
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,830 Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier.
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,708 Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots.
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,293 What's that supposed to mean?
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,921 Just means you're in charge.
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,297 Oh, I'm in charge,
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,965 Like I control things?
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,510 Huh, are you gonna start saying I run Hollywood now too?
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,136 I didn't say you run Hollywood.
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,388 And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of hearing it.
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,556 <i>You're</i> sick of hearing it?
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,058 Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,726 Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself?
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770 You of all people should have some compassion.
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,813 Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle?
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,440 You seriously don't know why?
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,651 You know that Jews have stood alongside Blacks
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,402 since the Civil Rights movement began, right?
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,904 What does <i>that</i> have to do with anything?
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,989 I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend.
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,324 'Cause you're like...
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,244 'Cause I'm like what? Black?
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,204 Oh my God, this is so awesome.
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,622 Whatever, Tolkien.
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,748 Now you're gonna act like I somehow
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,083 did something wrong to you.
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,751 No, you didn't do it to me.
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,419 It just seems to work out that way all the time for you people.
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,671 You people?
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,339 No, it works that way for <i>you</i> people!
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,758 You know what? I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore!
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,468 I don't wanna make TikToks with <i>you</i> anymore!
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,930 Good!
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,933 We did it.
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,518 I can't believe we did it.
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,604 Praise Christ! They'll probably never talk again!
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,815 And now Stan can have his best friend back.
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,193 Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,403 all over the world!
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,530 Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,781 You mean our Christian message.
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,450 It's the same thing. Christian message, Nazi message.
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,452 Hitler was a great Christian.
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,662 Cupid Ye, are you okay?
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,163 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,623 I mean it.
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,375 People have to die so that the better races can live.
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,087 Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside.
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,964 Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,674 Come on, let's go, Ye.
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,050 I don't think so, dawg!
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,012 Let's go torch some motherfuckers!
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,015 [ Car alarm sounds ]
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,853 [ Tires squeal ]
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,063 Deathcon one, bitches!
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,524 Yeeee?!
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,650 [ Tires squealing ]
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,277 [ Glass shatters, metal crunches ]
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,489 Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,283 Oh, shit.
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,328 [ Knock on door ]
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,495 Yeah?
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,332 [ Lock clicks ]
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750 Stan! We aren't safe!
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,752 What?
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,170 He's totally gone crazy.
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,671 I don't think I can reason with him anymore!
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,756 Reason with who?
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299 Stan, listen to me.
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,509 There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,471 He said it was to be a good Christian, but...
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,931 But I think he's just been using Christianity as an excuse
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,017 to be a racist piece of shit.
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,353 What did you do?
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,063 Not me, Stan!
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,524 This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but...
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,026 There's a little magic angel
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,528 that comes each year around Valentine's Day.
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,239 He spreads love and brings lonely people together.
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,616 But this year is different.
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,910 Cupid me found Christ and changed his name.
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,871 And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds.
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,331 Dude, Cartman, are you okay?
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,707 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody?
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,959 Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus?
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,044 Yeah.
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,671 Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,047 I guess so.
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,299 Then believe that tomorrow is Valentine's Day...
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,802 and there's no telling what Cupid Ye is capable of.
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,888 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,977 [ Students laughing, shouting ]
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482 Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde!
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,359 Here's a Valentine for you, Red!
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,114 Ah, Valentine's day. Isn't it nice?
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,782 Love is in the air!
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,952 [ Hip-hop beat plays ]
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,123 ♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,250 ♪ I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger ♪
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,877 ♪ But she ain't messin' with no broke Jew ♪
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,589 [ Knock on door ]
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,299 Who is it? Tee-hee-hee!
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,968 Hey! Asshole!
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,303 Other people need to use the bathroom, too!
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,305 [ Door bangs ]
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,521 Whoa... Dude...
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,314 Happy Valentine's Day, bitch!
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482 What the hell?!
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,942 How about a little anti-Semitism?
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152 Ugh!
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,115 Aahghgghgh!!!!
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,867 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,660 [ Students screaming ]
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,037 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,336 [ Glass shatters, harp trills ]
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,255 [ Screaming continues ]
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,631 Girl: What is that?!
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,971 Tolkien!
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,389 Tolkien, I need to talk to you.
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,640 About what?
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,934 Tolkien... I owe you an apology.
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,811 Someone has been messing with you...
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146 and it was all for me.
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,689 I don't get it.
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,442 I've been jealous about you and Kyle's TikToks.
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,486 [ Glass shatters, harp trills ]
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,863 [ Screaming continues ]
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,787 Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,664 [ Screaming continues ]
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,255 Mr. Mackey (over P.A.): <i>Attention, students!</i>
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,758 <i>There is a giant bee in the school!</i>
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,718 <i>Get somewhere safe! There's a giant bee!</i>
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,428 <i>Oh, Jesus, here it is!</i>
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,138 Cupid Ye: <i>Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!</i>
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,474 Mr. Mackey: <i>Oh, God! It's a bee!!</i>
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,267 Craig: Look, there he is!
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856 What do you think you're doing, Kyle?
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,651 W-What do you mean?
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,569 A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,321 What were you thinking??
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,907 How many more superheroes do you think we need?!
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,700 Butters: Mario Brothers, Kyle?!
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,995 You seriously can't do better than Mario Brothers?!
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,375 That's enough, you guys!
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,459 Tolkien?
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,627 I'm sorry, Kyle.
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,254 It's not his fault, it's mine!
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,881 I was jealous of you guys and your TikToks.
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,093 What are you waiting for?! Let's jack up these mofos!
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,846 Holy shit!
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,639 Cartman: Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,476 [ Pills rattle ]
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,895 Time to take your meds.
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,064 No! Those are how people control me!
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,067 You're taking your meds, Ye, one way or another!
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,906 No! I'm not taking--
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,241 You're taking your medication!
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,742 I'm not t--
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,744 Swallow it! Swallow it!
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,079 Swallow it! Swallow it!
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,539 [ Grunting ]
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,082 [ Grunting stops ]
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,131 Ye? Ye?
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,262 [ Harp trills ]
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,763 Eric?
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,098 Cupid me?!
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,100 You guys! It's Cupid me! He's back!
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270 What day is it?
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,064 Why it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me!
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,274 {\an8}Valentines Day?!
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,359 {\an8}Well, then, I need to get to work!
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,653 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,779 [ Students screaming ]
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,741 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,868 [ Harp trills ]
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,042 We have a young man who is joining us here today
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,878 to talk about stereotypes
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,963 and the harm that they can bring.
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,550 Young man, what is your message?
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,803 My message is, we can't control what people say.
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,974 So we have to be smart about what we choose to believe.
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,060 If one idiot says that a certain group
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,812 "runs Hollywood," look into it.
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,650 With very minimal effort, you will find that "Hollywood"
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,901 is a multi-tiered industry
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,569 run by tens of thousands of people
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,572 from all over the world.
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,659 In the past, Jews were shut out of most professions.
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,994 So they came to dominate vaudeville, which back then
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,497 was considered too low-brow for good Christians.
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,207 Those Jews eventually moved West
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,959 and started the first movie studios
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,711 when movies were also considered work for the underclasses.
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,088 And their descendants
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,006 are now a decent percentage of the thousands
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,968 of people of all races that make Hollywood run.
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,305 This young man
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,350 has said in plain words what so many of us in Hollywood
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520 have been trying to get people to understand.
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,314 To hear it all so plain, and so passionate.
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,192 This kid thinks about things the way we all need to.
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,652 You know what I think?
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,487 I think this kid should run Hollywood!
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,155 Yeah!
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,533 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,494 Whoa, whoa-- Wait, what? Whoa.
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,913 - Let him run Hollywood! - Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,708 - Come on! - Let him do it!
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,584 God damn it.
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,753 [ All chanting ]
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,714 Let the Jew run it!
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,926 {\an8}Let the Jew run it!!
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,012 {\an8}Let the Jew run it!
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:50,308 {\an8}♪
00:21:53,478 --> 00:22:20,338 {\an8}♪

00:00:01,256 --> 00:00:03,836 ПЕРСОНАЖИ И СОБЫТИЯ ВЫМЫШЛЕНЫ, ХОТЬ И НЕ ВСЕ. ГОЛОСА ЗНАМЕНИТОСТЕЙ СЫМИТИРОВАНЫ... ПЛОХО
00:00:03,836 --> 00:00:05,986 В ПРОГРАММЕ СОДЕРЖИТСЯ ГРЯЗНАЯ РУГАНЬ, НЕ РЕКОМЕНДУЕТСЯ К ПРОСМОТРУ ВООБЩЕ НИКОМУ
00:00:09,056 --> 00:00:12,056 <i>Соберу я свой рюкзак и поеду в Саус Парк.</i>
00:00:12,056 --> 00:00:15,626 <i>Дружелюбный здесь народ, благочестие цветёт.</i>
00:00:15,626 --> 00:00:18,746 <i>В Саус Парк ты приезжаешь и печали забываешь.</i>
00:00:18,746 --> 00:00:22,416 <i>Стоит только выйти в свет, все кричат: «Привет, сосед!».</i>
00:00:22,416 --> 00:00:25,586 <i>В Саус Парке не печалься, отдыхай и расслабляйся.</i>
00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:31,846 <i>В Саус Парке ждут тебя мои верные друзья.</i>
00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:38,126 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:01:14,536 --> 00:01:19,276 (Поют по-японски)
00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:57,776 Да!
00:02:05,746 --> 00:02:06,646 И что ты сделаешь?
00:02:12,546 --> 00:02:15,786 КАБИНЕТ МУЗЫКИ
00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:34,286 Не в этот раз.
00:06:53,536 --> 00:06:56,686 ХОТ-ДОГИ КОНИ-АЙЛЕНДА
00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:10,846 ТРАВА РЕСПЕКТОВОСТИ 100% ЧЁРНЫЙ ПРОДУКТ
00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:54,316 НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:10:29,626 --> 00:10:32,776 САУС ПАРК
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:47,396 САУС ПАРК
00:12:49,366 --> 00:12:50,316 <i>Мама?</i>
00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:51,876 <i>Что такое, Каю?</i>
00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:54,376 <i>Можно мне Minecraft на ПК?</i>
00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:57,076 <i>Конечно, Каю, раз бесплатна игра.</i>
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,576 <i>Да, конечно, бесплатная, мам.</i>
00:16:15,556 --> 00:16:19,036 С ДНЁМ СВЯТОГО ВАЛЕНТИНА НАЧАЛЬНАЯ ШКОЛА САУС ПАРКА
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:41,866 <i>Она не охотница за деньгами,</i>
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:44,266 <i>но и не станет водиться с бомжами.</i>
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,086 КАБИНЕТ ИНФОРМАТИКИ

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