Пандемия 2: Потрясение — Мальчики затерялись в Андах, где они раскрывают потрясающую тайну нападения гигантских морских свинок. Теперь у ребят есть сила спасти родной город и весь мир, но глава Национальной безопасности препятствует им. Между тем Рэнди мужественно документирует разрушения, вместо того, чтобы спасать семью.

Предыдущая серия S12 E10 Пандемия

Следующая серия S12 E12 О прошлой ночи

Пандемия 2: Потрясение

Pandemic 2 – The Startling

Сезон: 12Серия: 11

Описание

Мальчики затерялись в Андах, где они раскрывают потрясающую тайну нападения гигантских морских свинок. Теперь у ребят есть сила спасти родной город и весь мир, но глава Национальной безопасности препятствует им. Между тем Рэнди мужественно документирует разрушения, вместо того, чтобы спасать семью.

Субтитры

00:00:33,605 --> 00:00:35,251 South Park 1211 Pandemic 2 - The Startling http://south-parkx.info
00:00:35,251 --> 00:00:36,392 Перевод Redcord Тайминг Youzer
00:00:36,375 --> 00:00:37,548 Вы не должны пропустить это
00:00:37,969 --> 00:00:39,258 Что происходит, пап?
00:00:39,259 --> 00:00:41,259 Чтобы выжить нужно бежать!
00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:55,560 Господи! Я так напуган...
00:00:56,661 --> 00:01:01,661 Пандемия 2. Страх и Ужас
00:01:04,762 --> 00:01:06,962 Меня зовут Крэйг Такер.
00:01:06,963 --> 00:01:09,563 На прошлой неделе был мой день рождения.
00:01:09,564 --> 00:01:13,764 Моя бабушка дала мне чек на 100 долларов. Я был так счастлив.
00:01:14,665 --> 00:01:23,965 Но потом пришли четверо ребят со школы и сказали, что мне следует вложить мои 100 баксов в перуанскую флейтовую группу.
00:01:23,966 --> 00:01:28,166 Они обещали удвоить мои деньги за один день, но правительство арестовало нас
00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:33,367 и отправило в лагерь в Майами вместе с остальными перуанскими флейтовыми группами.
00:01:33,368 --> 00:01:38,168 Мы попросились домой, но вместо этого правительство послало нас в Перу.
00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:44,069 И поэтому я сейчас в Перу
00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:47,670 Если я умру, пусть все знают, что это из-за четырёх одноклассников
00:01:47,671 --> 00:01:51,571 которые мне даже не нравятся, и которые наврали мне и забрали мои деньги, подаренные на день рождения.
00:01:51,772 --> 00:01:53,772 Мы не врали, Крейг, это была шикарная идея.
00:01:53,773 --> 00:01:57,273 Ага, откуда ж мы знали, что флейтовые группы объявят вне закона?
00:01:57,574 --> 00:02:00,074 Я не понимаю, они сказали, что здесь нас встретят военные.
00:02:00,075 --> 00:02:03,375 Это место, где нам сказали приземлиться. Можешь позвонить в Вашингтон?
00:02:03,376 --> 00:02:04,376 Пытаюсь.
00:02:04,377 --> 00:02:05,777 Это Конер из Вашингтона.
00:02:05,978 --> 00:02:09,978 Эй, Конер, парни из гос. безопасности приказали нам начать операцию.
00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:13,479 Но здесь нас никто не встретил... Нас как будто отправили на необитаемый остров.
00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,380 Господи! Они везде!
00:02:15,381 --> 00:02:16,881 Что везде?
00:02:17,982 --> 00:02:19,582 Такие пушистые...
00:02:19,783 --> 00:02:20,683 Они атакуют...
00:02:20,884 --> 00:02:22,984 Каждый город...
00:02:22,985 --> 00:02:24,785 Люди умирают...
00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:29,086 Морские свинки... повсюду...
00:02:29,087 --> 00:02:30,287 Морские свинки?
00:02:30,788 --> 00:02:32,488 Их не остановить...
00:02:32,989 --> 00:02:35,089 Надо уходить...
00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:37,990 Я только что съел...
00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:41,691 Орех... он застрял в моём...
00:02:42,092 --> 00:02:48,092 Горле... Нельзя есть орехи, когда напуган...
00:02:53,993 --> 00:02:56,493 У меня видеокамера, снова её включил.
00:02:56,594 --> 00:02:57,194 ОК.
00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,995 - Это Рэнди Марш
00:03:00,196 --> 00:03:01,996 Я снимаю сам себя.
00:03:02,197 --> 00:03:03,797 20 минут назад какие-то
00:03:03,998 --> 00:03:05,598 огромные создания атаковали наш город.
00:03:05,799 --> 00:03:07,999 За окном всё еще хаос.
00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Я еле-еле смог добраться до дома.
00:03:13,501 --> 00:03:15,401 Шерон здесь, со мной.
00:03:15,602 --> 00:03:17,402 А вот Шелли. Помаши в камеру, Шелли.
00:03:17,703 --> 00:03:21,103 Рэнди, ты уберёшь эту камеру? Нам надо что-то делать.
00:03:21,204 --> 00:03:22,704 Я не знаю, что делать, я так напуган.
00:03:22,805 --> 00:03:25,205 Надо посмотреть, что говорят в новостях.
00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:32,106 Это кадры из Нью-Йорка, который также атакуют гигантские морские свинки.
00:03:32,207 --> 00:03:32,907 Морские свинки?
00:03:33,008 --> 00:03:36,708 Сообщения об атаках приходят из большинства городов мира.
00:03:36,809 --> 00:03:38,309 Господи, эта хрень творится по всему миру.
00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:45,110 Посмотри на эту штуковину.
00:03:46,311 --> 00:03:47,811 Рэнди, что же нам делать?
00:03:52,912 --> 00:03:54,412 Боже мой боже мой боже мой!
00:03:54,613 --> 00:03:56,013 Беги, Ренди, беги!
00:03:56,214 --> 00:03:57,014 Надо убираться!
00:03:59,715 --> 00:04:01,245 Майклс? Харрисон? Кто-нибудь?
00:04:02,446 --> 00:04:03,146 Ничего
00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:07,047 Спутник сдох, а RCU не отвечает. Что бы там не происходило, это что-то ужасное.
00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:12,348 Так, ещё раз, давайте разберёмся: Глава гос. безопасности приказал лететь в Перу нам,
00:04:12,349 --> 00:04:17,349 пятерым детям. Но вы приземлились высоко в перуанских Андах,
00:04:17,350 --> 00:04:21,350 чтобы другие люди правительства могли встретить нас и каким-то макаром объяснить нам, как пройти в столицу
00:04:21,351 --> 00:04:24,651 Перу, Лиму. И убрать их правительство.
00:04:25,452 --> 00:04:26,652 Да, такой был приказ.
00:04:27,653 --> 00:04:29,453 По-вашему это имеет смысл?
00:04:29,454 --> 00:04:30,854 Нет, совсем не имеет.
00:04:31,055 --> 00:04:35,555 На самом деле вся эта лабуда с флейтистами ни для кого из нас не имела смысла.
00:04:35,756 --> 00:04:39,656 Да всё, что наговорил глава гос. безопасности - фигня полная. Так вы можете взять нас домой, пожалуйста?
00:04:40,457 --> 00:04:47,057 Ты не понял... Здесь нас должен был встретить бензовоз для дозаправки. У нас не достаточно топлива, чтобы куда-либо лететь.
00:04:47,358 --> 00:04:48,858 Блин, зашибись.
00:04:49,259 --> 00:04:51,159 Нам нужно выбираться отсюда по-другому.
00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,360 Давай, погнали.
00:04:58,452 --> 00:05:04,248 Во веселье-то какое. Давайте пройдём километры по жутким джунглям. Ситуация становится всё лучше и лучше!
00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,449 Слушай, Крейг, нехороший у тебя настрой.
00:05:06,450 --> 00:05:07,050 Точняк.
00:05:07,051 --> 00:05:09,751 Никто не хочет тусоваться с людьми, которые всё время жалуются.
00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:12,552 Посмотри, ни одного огонька.
00:05:12,553 --> 00:05:15,853 Как будто в этой части Перу никогда не было людей.
00:05:29,654 --> 00:05:32,754 Всё больше морских свинок наступают со всех сторон.
00:05:32,955 --> 00:05:38,155 Мы посмотрели в Википедии и выяснили, что морские свинки родом с Андов, вот здесь.
00:05:38,656 --> 00:05:41,856 А что с флейтовыми группами? Они на пути в Гуантанамо?
00:05:43,357 --> 00:05:47,457 Сэр, у нас по ходу более серьёзные проблемы, чем флейтовые группы.
00:05:47,858 --> 00:05:49,958 Их погрузили на лодки или нет?!
00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:55,559 Нет, сэр. Мы направили все ресурсы на борьбу с морскими свинками.
00:05:55,660 --> 00:06:00,360 Это был приказ! Флейтовые группы должны были отплыть к Гуантанамо прошлой ночью!
00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:05,361 Пока я тут главный! Я хочу чтобы флейтовые группы плыли на лодках к Гуантанамо!
00:06:05,862 --> 00:06:07,162 Да, сэр
00:06:07,863 --> 00:06:10,463 Я не вижу причин кричать.
00:06:19,565 --> 00:06:21,165 Куда нам идти, Рэнди?
00:06:21,266 --> 00:06:23,966 Мы должны убраться из города. Идём сюда.
00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:32,167 - О Господи! - Рэнди, беги!
00:06:34,868 --> 00:06:36,768 Окей. Мы бежим.
00:06:37,669 --> 00:06:39,969 Вот бегут Шерон и Шелли. Помаши в камеру, Шелли.
00:06:40,170 --> 00:06:40,970 Папа!
00:06:46,471 --> 00:06:47,571 Давай, туда!
00:06:52,472 --> 00:06:55,172 О Боже, Боже, я так напуган... Ты напугана, шерон?
00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:56,773 Рэнди! Убери...
00:06:59,774 --> 00:07:04,774 - Оно убьёт нас! - Пригнись, Шелли. Оно сюда не пойдёт.
00:07:07,075 --> 00:07:09,375 Они так красивы снаружи автобуса.
00:07:09,476 --> 00:07:11,676 Рэнди! Куда ты?!
00:07:17,777 --> 00:07:18,477 Рэнди!
00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:25,278 Что, черт возьми, ты делаешь?!
00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,479 Я сделал очень удачный снимок, Шерон.
00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:36,380 Я не знаю, что делать, Ленски. Эта область Перу даже не обозначена на картах.
00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:40,781 Посмотри на размер этого фрукта.
00:07:41,982 --> 00:07:43,282 Может это персик?
00:07:44,283 --> 00:07:46,083 А может яблоки?
00:07:50,184 --> 00:07:51,684 Смотри сюда.
00:07:53,485 --> 00:07:56,885 Они выглядят как... пчелиные соты.
00:07:57,086 --> 00:07:58,486 Боже мой!
00:08:01,087 --> 00:08:02,487 Чел, что это за место?
00:08:02,688 --> 00:08:07,888 Это похоже на неизвестную долину, где остановилось время, где всё вырастает до огромных размеров.
00:08:08,389 --> 00:08:14,189 Жесть. Я решил пойти за вами, и сейчас я в затерянном мире гигантов.
00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:20,038 Крейг, это не наша вина. Ты говоришь так, будто бы мы хотели попасть в такую ситацию. У нас не было выбора.
00:08:20,073 --> 00:08:21,624 Ага, бывает.
00:08:22,392 --> 00:08:23,625 Бывает.
00:08:23,826 --> 00:08:24,726 Правильно.
00:08:25,127 --> 00:08:31,727 Правительство послало нас захватить Лиму, а вместо этого мы попали в гигантский затерянный мир.
00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:33,528 Ты прав.
00:08:34,229 --> 00:08:38,529 Вы знаете, что случается с большинством детей? Они падают со своих велосипедов,
00:08:38,530 --> 00:08:42,730 дерутся со своими родителями. Они тратят свои деньги, подаренные на днюху.
00:08:42,931 --> 00:08:46,131 Слушай, где бы мы ни были, нам лучше продолжать идти.
00:08:47,632 --> 00:08:48,132 Эй, берегись!
00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:03,233 Итак, вот Шерон и Шелли на крыше BestBuy
00:09:03,234 --> 00:09:08,734 Мы... мы прибежали сюда, чтобы уйти с улиц. Семья Стотчей также здесь прячется.
00:09:08,735 --> 00:09:11,435 Это Крис и Линда. И их сын Баттерс
00:09:11,736 --> 00:09:12,936 Привет!
00:09:15,437 --> 00:09:18,137 Что это? Крис, что это?!
00:09:18,138 --> 00:09:19,138 Это... это новый звук.
00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:21,839 О Боже, смотрите!
00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,240 Это не морские свинки.
00:09:23,841 --> 00:09:24,841 Уходим с крыши!
00:09:25,242 --> 00:09:27,642 Давай, пошли.
00:09:34,744 --> 00:09:39,944 Теперь нам сообщают о гигантских пчёлах. Гигантские пчёлы были замечены в США и Европе
00:09:41,945 --> 00:09:44,245 Бегите, тут повсюду пчёлы!
00:09:50,846 --> 00:09:52,846 Ещё одна вон там.
00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:08,647 Оно ужалило меня, ужалило!
00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:16,548 О, вот это напугало меня, это реально пугающе.
00:10:19,684 --> 00:10:21,794 Я думаю, мы просто углубляемся в горы.
00:10:22,395 --> 00:10:24,395 Да, может нам пойти вот сюда?
00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:25,996 Вот дерьмо-то, а.
00:10:26,197 --> 00:10:27,697 Эй, посмотрите сюда.
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:33,598 Что это за штука?
00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:35,299 Я не знаю. Старая похоже.
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,000 Давайте посмотрим, что там.
00:10:38,301 --> 00:10:39,601 Давайте посмотрим, что там.
00:10:40,302 --> 00:10:42,802 Вот почему вы, пацаны, попадаете в такие ситуации.
00:10:43,203 --> 00:10:47,203 Потому что когда вы находите страшные древние руины, вы говорите
00:10:47,404 --> 00:10:48,804 "Давайте посмотрим, что там."
00:10:50,005 --> 00:10:51,105 Может мы так выберемся, Крейг.
00:10:51,406 --> 00:10:53,106 Да, мистер Ноющие Штаны.
00:10:57,707 --> 00:10:58,107 Wow!
00:10:58,608 --> 00:11:01,508 Я не думаю, что тут никого не было на протяжение веков.
00:11:01,509 --> 00:11:03,909 Да... охренеть.
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:05,210 Пацаны, зацените, стена с древними рисунками.
00:11:06,811 --> 00:11:08,911 Это стена с древними рисунками.
00:11:09,312 --> 00:11:12,012 Чел, это же перуанcкая флейтовая группа.
00:11:12,013 --> 00:11:13,013 Я знаю, смотри:
00:11:13,614 --> 00:11:17,814 звуки флейты прогоняют гигантских морских свинок.
00:11:18,315 --> 00:11:20,015 Вот блин, смотри:
00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:23,616 Флейтистов посадили в тюрягу. Как раз это и случилось.
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,817 А потом морские свинки убивают людей. Затем...
00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:33,729 Блин, это же Крейг!
00:11:34,185 --> 00:11:35,055 Чё?
00:11:35,835 --> 00:11:36,942 Это Крейг.
00:11:43,942 --> 00:11:45,322 Крейг, чувак, что происходит?
00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:47,195 Без понятия...
00:11:47,144 --> 00:11:50,524 Может объяснишь, что ты делаешь на древней стене инков, Крейг?
00:11:51,153 --> 00:11:52,431 Я не знаю.
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:58,465 Приходят сообщения о том, что в США и Канаде появляются огромные пчелиные соты.
00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:02,987 В Европе и Китае морские свинки убили десятки тысяч человек.
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:06,206 И как наши попытки остановить их?
00:12:06,329 --> 00:12:11,717 Безуспешно, сэр. Мы не можем их остановить, мы потеряли контроль над ситуацией.
00:12:12,213 --> 00:12:15,125 Ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха-ха
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,291 Ээ.. сэр?
00:12:17,522 --> 00:12:19,954 Простите, просто вспомнил смешную шутку.
00:12:20,546 --> 00:12:22,015 Ладно, готовьте самолёты,
00:12:22,016 --> 00:12:24,688 мне надо на Мачу-Пикчу.
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:27,075 Мачу-Пикчу, сэр?
00:12:27,075 --> 00:12:30,266 Да, мне надо на Мачу-Пикчу, оглох что ли?
00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:33,590 Сэр, а как нам поможет Мачу-Пикчу?
00:12:33,591 --> 00:12:35,186 Я тут главный или нет?
00:12:39,131 --> 00:12:42,858 Мы в бакалее. Некоторые из выживших тоже здесь.
00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:45,179 Мы можем выбраться через шоссе?
00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:47,732 Шоссе заблокировано морскими крысками.
00:12:47,928 --> 00:12:49,792 Морскими крысками?
00:12:49,827 --> 00:12:51,261 В смысле, морскими крысками?
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:57,605 Существуют морские свинки, но также есть морские пчёлки, морские крыски. Я видел несколько морских паучков снаружи.
00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,910 Рэнди, хорош уже!
00:13:02,028 --> 00:13:05,264 Слушайте, нам нужно найти путь наружу под городом.
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:07,777 Через канализацию? Там не может быть безопасно.
00:13:09,511 --> 00:13:11,950 О Боже, что же нам делать?
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,322 Что-то снаружи магазина!
00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:18,602 Морские кролики! Они внутри!
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,384 Аааа, они везде, помогите мне!
00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,743 Нет, Трэвис, нет!
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,187 Мы не можем ему помочь.
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,782 Там что-то ещё!
00:13:36,742 --> 00:13:40,616 - Это морской медведко! - Нет, это морская мышка, дурень!
00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:44,477 Помогите!
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,610 Рэнди, кладовка, мы должы попасть в кладовку.
00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:59,830 - Мам, я ничего не вижу. - Все нормально, Шелли. Папочка включит режим ночной сьёмки.
00:13:59,831 --> 00:14:04,231 Вот... Окей. АААА!
00:14:04,232 --> 00:14:05,443 Что что что что?
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:07,799 Прости, просто я сам себя напугал.
00:14:09,237 --> 00:14:10,494 АААА...
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,932 Давайте пойдем тут, пацаны.
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:17,532 Слышите? Похоже на воду.
00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,166 Ага, вон там.
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:30,923 Это шикарно!
00:14:30,924 --> 00:14:32,366 Давай, пошли.
00:14:32,795 --> 00:14:33,715 Нет.
00:14:34,159 --> 00:14:35,814 Ч.. Что ты имеешь в виду - нет?
00:14:36,297 --> 00:14:39,006 Я больше за вами не иду, пацаны.
00:14:39,536 --> 00:14:41,632 Чел, нам надо туда сходить!
00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:43,098 Почему?
00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:47,092 Ну... потому.
00:14:47,093 --> 00:14:54,548 Каждый раз, когда случается что-то плохое, вы пацаны всё только усугубляете, и всё "потому".
00:14:54,673 --> 00:14:58,702 Эй, это не мы нарисованы на стене древнего храма, засранец.
00:14:58,703 --> 00:15:02,142 Меня не волнует. Я закончил.
00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:04,719 Я больше не буду в этом всём участвовать.
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,219 И как ты это сделаешь?
00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:09,471 Легко. Смотри.
00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:20,704 Крейг, чувак, подожди!
00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:27,145 Крейг, нам надо вернуться.
00:15:27,402 --> 00:15:28,146 Нет.
00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:33,728 Эй, смотрите, тут что-то есть.
00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:34,664 Нет.
00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:42,961 Чувак, это уже надоело
00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:46,846 Точно. Красиво и скучно. Мне нравится.
00:15:50,343 --> 00:15:54,126 Прошло 3 дня, с тех пор, как морские свинки и морские пчёлки напали на нас.
00:15:54,143 --> 00:15:58,250 Морские кролики заполонили всё... вместе с морскими пантерками.
00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:03,832 Мы укрылись в сарае. Вот Шерон и Шелли. Скажите "привет".
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,625 Что это? Что это??
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:10,548 Я посмотрю.
00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:11,412 Что это?
00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:13,703 Это морскосвинаурус рекс!
00:16:22,437 --> 00:16:23,529 Боже!
00:16:23,909 --> 00:16:25,112 Смотри!
00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:33,156 Господи! Они не могут убить его!
00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:36,570 Что ты думаешь о морскосвинаурусе рексе, Шелли?
00:16:39,241 --> 00:16:43,333 Это хорошо. Вот шелли и морскосвинаурус рекс на заднем плане.
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,717 Повернись, Шелли.
00:16:45,718 --> 00:16:49,170 О, я знаю, подними ладонь так, чтобы она как будто бы держала морскосвинауруса рекса.
00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:50,497 Шелли?
00:16:50,498 --> 00:16:51,437 Рэнди!!!
00:16:51,438 --> 00:16:56,096 Убери нахрен эту камеру!
00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:59,146 Шерон, ты будешь очень рада посотреть семейное видео.
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,364 Подождите минутку.
00:17:13,627 --> 00:17:18,742 Узри! Я стою на твоей драгоценной земле.
00:17:18,843 --> 00:17:21,969 Я долго ждал этого момента.
00:17:28,608 --> 00:17:30,341 Что он делает?
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:34,660 Какое теперь твоё пророчество? Ничто не может меня остановить!
00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:41,402 Крэйг!!!
00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:44,318 Нет! Как ты сюда попал?
00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:47,825 Эй, это тот засранец, который послал нас в джунгли в никуда..
00:17:47,886 --> 00:17:50,084 Сэр, всё в порядке?
00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:51,086 Пристрелите их!
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,313 Пристрелить?
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:55,185 Это сбежавшая перуанская группа. Мы должны держать их вместе.
00:17:55,186 --> 00:17:59,869 Нет, нет, послушайте меня. Перуанские флейтовые группы охраняли нас от морских созданий...
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:03,229 Что бы ни происходило в мире, происходит из-за того, что вы избавились от всех флетовых групп.
00:18:03,528 --> 00:18:04,773 Я сказал, пристрелить их!
00:18:04,774 --> 00:18:07,725 Идите посмотрите, это всё древнее пророчество инков.
00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:09,425 Может нам следует посмотреть на него, сэр?
00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:14,382 Будь ты проклят, Крейг!
00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:16,417 Я ничего не сказал.
00:18:16,418 --> 00:18:20,971 Видишь ли, тысячи лет хордовые животные жили в "морской" долине Перу.
00:18:20,972 --> 00:18:23,986 Инки научились держать существа в страхе,
00:18:23,987 --> 00:18:29,276 играя на флейтах. Морские ненавидели флейтовую музыку больше, чем сами люди.
00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:35,609 Но пророчество гласило, что в один день эти существа освободятся, и что я этому поспособствую.
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:38,309 Инки предсказали, что мир будет спасён...
00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:43,621 Крейгом. Но эта часть пророчества никогда не сбудется.
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,307 Ибо ты умрёшь на этой горе.
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:52,564 Вы... вы типа монстр.
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,509 Нее, куда хуже.
00:18:54,510 --> 00:19:00,802 Морские пчёлки, морские кролики, морскозаурусы рексы... Я - кое-что более ужасное.
00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:09,122 Морской пиратик!
00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:10,544 Господи Боже!
00:19:10,545 --> 00:19:15,088 Сэр, я обещаю вам, я не собираюсь рушить ваш план.
00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:18,057 Я просто уйду. Видите?
00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:35,181 Окей, а сейчас у меня из глаз идут искры.
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:38,141 Будь ты проклят, Крейг!
00:19:38,748 --> 00:19:41,116 Арараа...
00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:56,558 Меня зовут Крейг Такер.
00:19:56,630 --> 00:20:00,709 На прошлой неделе я остановил морского пиратика, который хотел захватить Землю.
00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:04,473 Все перуанские флейтовые группы были освобождены.
00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:08,697 И загнали всех морских обратно в Анды.
00:20:11,115 --> 00:20:14,701 Много людей погибло, но человечество выжило.
00:20:15,509 --> 00:20:21,683 По всему миру были найдены выжившие. Они - свидетели жесткого террора.
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:27,303 Эй эй смотри! Что за?
00:20:29,008 --> 00:20:33,973 Морской пиратик выжил, но был отправлен в тюрьму до конца своих дней.
00:20:34,563 --> 00:20:39,930 И люди по всему миру стали поддерживать местные перуанские флейтовые группы.
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:45,223 И покупать их диски. Чтобы они защищали нас от морских созданий.
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:52,494 Что касается меня - я вернулся домой, благодаря гос. безопасности. Мои родители были так счастливы.
00:20:53,297 --> 00:20:59,617 Я понял, что мы не всегда можем контролировать то, что с нами происходит. Все мы - актёры в этой жизни.
00:21:00,705 --> 00:21:05,121 А также я никогда не буду слушать людей, которые пришли просить денег.
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,336 Вот засранец!
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,678 Ага, жопа с ручкой.
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,523 Сэр, сэр, у нас проблема.
00:21:20,524 --> 00:21:22,079 Что на этот раз?
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:29,293 Бывший директор гос. безопасности, оказавшийся морской свинкой, напал на охранников и сбежал из своей камеры.
00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:32,204 Мой Бог, ты хочешь сказать, что...
00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:35,357 Да, сэр, оно сбежало из тюрьмы...

00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:09,875 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,944 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:13,546 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,214 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:16,482 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,517 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,887 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:23,155 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,157 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,494 ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪
00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,762 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:31,430 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,034 ( crowd screaming )
00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,235 ( siren blaring )
00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,038 What's going on, Dad ?
00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:41,440 Mr. Marsh, you have to move, it isn't--
00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,910 ( Randy panting )
00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:47,012 ( screaming )
00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,148 ( car alarm blaring )
00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:50,449 ( Randy ) Oh, God.
00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:54,420 I'm... I'm so startled.
00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:55,888 ( panting )
00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:57,256 Aghgh !
00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:06,766 ( Craig ) My name is Craig Tucker.
00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,268 Last week was my birthday.
00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:11,737 My Grandma gave me a check for $100.
00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,873 I was so happy.
00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,109 But then, four kids from school came to my house
00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:21,547 and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming
00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,883 a Peruvian flute band.
00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:26,886 They promised I would double my money in one afternoon.
00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,421 But the government arrested us,
00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:30,689 along with all the other Peruvian flute bands,
00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:33,325 and took us to an internment camp in Miami.
00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,527 We begged to go home.
00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:35,961 But instead, the government told us
00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,264 they were sending us to Peru.
00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:39,765 ( bird squawking )
00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:44,203 And so that is why I am now in Peru.
00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,172 If I die, let it be known that it is
00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,941 because four guys I don't even like from school
00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:51,510 lied to me and took my birthday money.
00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,512 We didn't lie, Craig, it was a sweet idea !
00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,114 Yeah, how were we supposed to know
00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,683 that pan-flute bands would be outlawed ?
00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:58,417 I don't get it.
00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,152 They said the military would meet us here.
00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:02,087 This is where they told us to land.
00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,456 Can you get through to Washington ?
00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,690 I'm trying.
00:02:04,724 --> 00:02:06,158 ( man ) This is Conner in Washington !
00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,160 Hey, Conner, the place that homeland security told us
00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:09,361 to start the operation--
00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:10,930 there's nobody here to meet us.
00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,199 It's like they sent us to no-man's land.
00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,267 Jesus, they're everywhere !
00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,503 What are everywhere ?
00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,505 So furry !
00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:22,808 They're attacking every city-- ahh--
00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:26,312 People dying-- ahh--
00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:29,348 Guinea pigs...all over-- ahh--
00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:30,583 Guinea pigs ?
00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,618 Can't stop them !
00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,354 Need to get out-- ahh--
00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:37,857 I just ate...
00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,592 A peanut-- ahh--
00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:43,028 Peanut now stuck in throat-- ahh--
00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:46,565 Shouldn't eat peanuts when scared !
00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,133 Ahghghh !
00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,742 ( Randy ) I've got the video camera, got it turned on again.
00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:57,810 Okay.
00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,845 This is Randy Marsh.
00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,147 I'm shooting this video of myself.
00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,684 20 minutes ago, some huge creatures attacked our town.
00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,920 It's still chaos out the window.
00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:10,356 ( alarms blaring )
00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,158 I barely made it back to the house.
00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,262 Sharon is here with me... and there's Shelley.
00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,663 Wave to the camera, Shelley.
00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,098 Randy, will you put down that camera ?!
00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:20,566 We need to figure out what to do !
00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,800 I don't know what to do !
00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,002 I'm so startled.
00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,004 We have to see what the news is saying !
00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,607 ( man ) This is a shot of New York City,
00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,610 where the giant guinea pigs have also attacked.
00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:32,912 ( Sharon ) Guinea pigs ?
00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,813 Reports of attacks are coming in from major cities
00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,215 all over the world.
00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,883 ( Randy ) Jesus, this thing is worldwide ?!
00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,355 ( gunshots firing )
00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,891 ( Sharon ) Look at that thing !
00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:47,593 Randy, what are we gonna do ?!
00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,361 ( glass shattering )
00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,829 ( deep moan )
00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,731 Ahh ! Ahh !
00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,366 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God !
00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,135 Go, Randy, run !
00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,037 We've gotta get out !
00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,374 Michaels, Harrison-- anybody ?
00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,375 Nothing.
00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,477 L-Sat is down, and no answer at R.C.U.
00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,713 Whatever's going on out there, it's huge.
00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,548 All right, just let me get this straight.
00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,217 The head of homeland security ordered you to fly us,
00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,053 five kids, to Peru,
00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,789 but had you land way up in the Andes Mountains of Peru
00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,657 so that other government people could meet us
00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,326 and then somehow tell us
00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,861 how to go to the capital of Peru way over in Lima
00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,397 and take down their government ?
00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,967 Yes, that was the order.
00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,835 And that makes sense to you ?
00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:31,570 Nope, not at all.
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,839 Actually, the whole rounding up of the pan-flute bands
00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,008 didn't make sense to any of us either.
00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,410 None of what that homeland security guy does makes sense.
00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,512 So could you just fly us home, please ?
00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:42,114 You don't understand.
00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:44,683 The plan was to have a refueling truck meet us here.
00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,386 We don't have enough gas to fly anyplace.
00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,588 Oh, that's awesome.
00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,890 So we've gotta find another way out of here.
00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,592 It's starting to look that way, yeah.
00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:59,565 This is fun.
00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:02,001 Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle.
00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,003 It just keeps getting better and better.
00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,871 Y'know, we're getting pretty sick of your attitude, Craig.
00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:07,172 Yeah !
00:05:07,207 --> 00:05:08,340 Nobody likes hanging out with people
00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:10,042 who complain all the time.
00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,645 Look at that, no lights on-- nothing.
00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:16,148 It's like humans have never been to this part of Peru.
00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:32,564 More guinea pigs seem to be moving in from all directions.
00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,199 We checked on Wikipedia
00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,668 and found out that guinea pigs
00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:38,237 are from the Andes Mountains-- here.
00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,838 What about the pan-flute bands ?
00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,540 Are they on their way to Guantanamo Bay ?
00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:46,145 Sir, we believe we have bigger problems right now
00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,613 than pan-flute bands.
00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,115 Have they been loaded onto the boats or not ?!
00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:50,983 No, Sir.
00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:54,086 We diverted all the resources away from the pan-flute bands
00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,621 to deal with the guinea pigs.
00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,389 That was an order !
00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,824 The flute bands were to be put on boats
00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,592 to Guantanamo last night !
00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:02,127 I am still in charge here !
00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:06,098 I want those pan-flute bands on the boats to Guantanamo !
00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:07,800 Yes, Sir.
00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,902 I don't see why you have to yell at people.
00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:11,603 ( whimpering )
00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,005 ( alarms blaring )
00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,973 ( Randy ) Okay, we're down in Main Street now.
00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,309 Ohh-- oh, look at that.
00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,678 Ohh !
00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,080 Where do we go, Randy ?
00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,514 We've got to get out of town.
00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,983 Go through that way.
00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:27,219 ( man ) No !
00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,588 Ahgh-- my arm, my arm !
00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:30,789 ( Randy ) Oh, Jesus !
00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:31,824 ( Sharon ) Randy, run !
00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,125 Run !
00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:34,760 ( panting )
00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,429 Okay, we're running now !
00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,031 There's Sharon and Shelley running.
00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,466 Wave to the camera, Shelley.
00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,967 - Dad ! - ( glass shattering )
00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,105 Ahghgh !
00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:47,706 In there, in there !
00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,508 ( panting )
00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,079 Oh, God, oh, God, I'm so startled.
00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,280 Are you startled, Sharon ?
00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:56,215 Randy, put down the--
00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,117 ( screaming )
00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,651 ( low moan )
00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:02,354 ( Shelley ) It's gonna kill us !
00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:06,391 Just stay down, Shelley, it can't come in here !
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,128 ( Randy ) Hold on, hold on, I need to get a shot of it from outside.
00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,730 Randy, where are you going ?
00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,999 ( panting )
00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,536 Here we see a view from outside the bus.
00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,138 ( Sharon ) Randy !
00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,542 ( panting )
00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,377 What the hell are you doing ?!
00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,880 I got a really good shot of it, Sharon.
00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:29,181 Aghgh !
00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,819 I don't know, Lemski.
00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:36,855 This entire area of Peru isn't even charted on the maps.
00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,757 This whole valley is strange.
00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,225 Just look at the size of that fruit !
00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:44,196 Ain't that a peach ?
00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,731 And how do you like them apples ?
00:07:50,503 --> 00:07:53,238 Take a look at this !
00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:56,041 They look like beehive combs.
00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:58,877 Oh, my God.
00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,881 Dude, what is this place ?
00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,584 It's like an unknown valley that time forgot
00:08:05,618 --> 00:08:08,887 where everything grows huge.
00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:09,888 That's a shock.
00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,824 I decided to follow you guys
00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:14,893 and now I'm in "Land of the Giants' Lost World."
00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,728 Craig, it isn't our fault !
00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:17,663 You make it sound like we always wanna be
00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,598 in situations like this, but we don't have any choice !
00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,000 Yeah, stuffjust happens.
00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,569 Stuffjust happens.
00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,137 That's right !
00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,139 You just wind up being sent by the government
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,740 to take down the city of Lima,
00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:32,644 only to wind up in "Land of the Giants' Lost World."
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,179 That's right.
00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,582 You know what stuff happens to most kids ?
00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,217 They fall off their bikes.
00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,485 They get in fights with their parents.
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,988 They get swindled out of their birthday money.
00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,858 Look, wherever we are, I think we better keep moving.
00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,426 ( low churning )
00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,727 Dude, look out !
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,463 Ahahghgghh ! Aghghgh !
00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,565 Ahghghghghghghgh !
00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,901 No, stop it ! Make it stop !
00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:00,372 ( Randy ) All right, all right.
00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:03,008 Here's Sharon and Shelley on the roof of Best Buy.
00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:06,044 We-- we ran up here to get off the streets.
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,614 We found the Stotch family hiding up here also.
00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,483 There's Chris and Linda and their son, Butters.
00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,118 Hello !
00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:15,053 ( bees buzzing )
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,623 What is that ? Chris, what is that ?
00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,592 That's a new sound.
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:21,960 Oh, God, look !
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,795 Those aren't guinea pigs !
00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:25,297 Get off the roof !
00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,733 Go, go, go, go, go, go !
00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,568 Oh-- oh, God !
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,270 Going down the stairs now !
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,404 Okay, we're going down the stairs !
00:09:32,438 --> 00:09:33,739 ( panting )
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,842 ( man on TV ) And we are now getting word of giant bees.
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,778 The giant bees have been seen in the U.S. and Europe.
00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:41,914 Oh, God !
00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,116 Get away, there's bees everywhere !
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,418 ( screaming )
00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,587 Running-- running-- running down the street !
00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,789 Ahgghh !
00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,658 There's another one right there !
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,328 - Oh, my God ! - ( buzzing )
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,232 ( alarm blaring )
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,534 ( buzzing )
00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:09,107 It stung me ! It stung me !
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,410 ( buzzing )
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,078 Aaghgh !
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,947 Oh, that startled me !
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,581 That was really startling !
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,453 I think we're just heading deeper into the mountains.
00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:23,722 Yeah, maybe we should start heading that way.
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,691 I think we're fucked !
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,025 Hey, hey, look at this.
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,665 What is it ?
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,701 ( Kyle ) I don't know, looks old.
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,569 Let's see what's in there.
00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,671 "Let's see what's in there."
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,607 That's why you guys get into these situations.
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,243 Because when you come across a spooky ancient ruin,
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,746 you say, "Let's see what's in there."
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:50,749 It might be a way out, Craig !
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:52,351 Yeah, Mr. Complainy-Pants.
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,223 Whoa !
00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,993 I don't think anybody's been in here for centuries.
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,628 Yeah, totally.
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,897 You guys, look at this !
00:11:05,932 --> 00:11:08,600 It's a wall of ancient drawings.
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:11,169 ( Kyle ) Dude, it's a Peruvian flute band !
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,771 I know, and look--
00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,706 ( Cartman ) Looks like the pan-flute music
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,376 is driving away giant guinea pigs ?
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,778 Oh, no way, look !
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,646 The pan-flute band's put in prison.
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,715 Just like what happened !
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,884 And then the guinea pigs killing people !
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,085 And then...
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,558 Dude, it's Craig !
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,227 What ?
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,728 That is Craig !
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,170 Dude, Craig, what's going on ?
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,671 I have no idea.
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,373 Well, do you mind telling us what you're doing on
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,642 an ancient Incan wall, Craig ?!
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:53,712 I don't know.
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,781 ( man ) There is now word of huge beehives forming
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,716 in cities across the U.S. and Canada.
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,418 Europe and China are reporting
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,387 deaths by guinea pigs in the tens of thousands.
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,690 And how are the efforts to contain all this going ?
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,159 It's bad, Sir.
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,927 It seems we have no way of stopping it.
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,496 We've lost complete control.
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,900 ( evil laughter )
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,035 Uh, Sir ?
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,005 I'm sorry, I just thought of a funny joke.
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,440 Oh-- ha-ha.
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,774 All right, get the jets ready.
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,476 I need to get to Machu Picchu.
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,478 Uh, Machu Picchu, Sir ?
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,180 Yes, I need to be taken to Machu Picchu.
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,614 Have you lost your hearing ?
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:32,484 But, Sir, what could possibly be at Machu Picchu to help--
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,252 Am I in charge or not ?!
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,690 ( distant screaming )
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,592 We're in the grocery store now.
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,928 Some other survivors here.
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,529 Can we get out through the highway ?
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,730 The highway's unreachable.
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,299 There's guinea rats all over it.
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:49,234 - Guinea rats ? - So startled, so startled.
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,136 What do you mean, guinea rats ?
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,437 Look, there are guinea pigs,
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,639 but there's also guinea bees, guinea rats.
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,442 I've even seen some guinea spiders out there.
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,010 Randy, will you stop doing that ?
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,349 Look, I think we need to find a way out under the city.
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,484 In the sewers ?
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,152 It can't be safe down there.
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,887 ( panting )
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,256 Oh, God, what are we gonna do ?
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,757 - ( woman ) Oh, my God ! - ( screaming )
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,127 Something's inside the store !
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:19,164 ( Chris ) Guinea rabbits ! They're inside !
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:20,599 ( glass shattering )
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,536 Whoa, they're everywhere !
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,705 ( man ) Help me !
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:27,973 Help me !
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,341 Ahghgh !
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,176 Ahhhh!! Travis, no !
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,545 You can't help him !
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,947 There's something over there !
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,482 It's a guinea bear !
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,417 No, it's a guinea mouse, stupid !
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,455 Kill me !
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,991 Randy, the storeroom-- we've gotta get to the storeroom !
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,659 ( panting )
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,367 ( Shelley ) Mom, I can't see !
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,402 It's okay, Shelley, Daddy's gonna turn on night vision.
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,605 There... there.
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,541 Okay.
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,775 Ahgghgh ! Ahghgh !
00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,010 What, what, what, what ?!
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:07,179 Nothing, sorry, I just startled myself.
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:09,848 Ahgghgh !
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,220 Let's head over this way, guys.
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,255 You hear that ? It sounds like water.
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,890 Yeah, it's coming from up there.
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:23,795 Wow.
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,769 Dude, that's awesome.
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,470 All right, let's go.
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,039 No.
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,774 What-- what do you mean "no" ?
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,076 I'm not following you guys anymore.
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,746 Dude, we have to go check this out.
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,316 Why ?
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,818 Because just-- that's just the way it is.
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,453 Every time bad things happen,
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,121 you guys end up putting yourselves
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,990 deeper into the middle of it because
00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,726 "That's just the way it is."
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,694 Hey, we aren't the ones
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,563 on an ancient temple prophecy wall, butt wipe !
00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,931 I don't care.
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,833 I've decided that I'm done.
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,969 I am choosing not to be a part of this anymore.
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,105 How do you do that ?
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,707 It's easy-- watch.
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,552 Craig, dude, wait up.
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,192 ( Cartman ) Dude, Craig, we should go back now.
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,593 No.
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,465 ( Stan ) Hey, look, there's something here !
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,733 Nope.
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,904 ( thundering )
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:40,772 Dude, this is boring.
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:43,208 This is just a bunch of walking around.
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,909 Yep, nice and boring.
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,444 Just the way I like it.
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:50,749 ( panting )
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,817 It's been three days now since the guinea pigs
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,486 and the guinea bees attacked.
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,454 Guinea rabbits are still everywhere,
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,157 along with a few guinea panthers.
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,826 We've taken shelter at the Outback Steakhouse.
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,328 There's Sharon and Shelley.
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,229 Say, "Hey," guys.
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,998 ( rumbling )
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,267 What is that ? What is that ?
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,236 I'm gonna take a look outside !
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,270 What is it ?!
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,172 It's a guinea-saurus rex !
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,574 ( screaming )
00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,314 ( car alarms blaring )
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,516 - ( Sharon ) Oh, my God ! - I know, I'm way too startled !
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,351 Look !
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,292 Jesus, they can't kill it !
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,228 What do you think about the guinea-saurus rex, Shelley ?!
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,733 Oh, that's good, there's Shelley with
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,336 the guinea-saurus rex in the background !
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,338 Give a little peace sign, Shelley.
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,339 Oh, I know, hold out your palm
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,241 so it looks like you're holding the guinea-saurus rex !
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:51,176 Shelley ?
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,678 Randy, I have had it !
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,548 You are putting down that Goddamn camera !
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:57,849 Sharon, you're gonna be really glad
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,018 we have all this footage of the family someday.
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:01,086 Ppssahggh !
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,691 ( thundering )
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,059 Wait here a minute.
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,467 Behold !
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,870 I am standing on your precious land !
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,806 I've waited a long time for this !
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,980 ( evil laughter )
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,515 What's he doing ?
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,517 What of your prophecy now ?
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,319 Nothing can stop me !
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,059 Craig !
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,661 No, how did you get here ?
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,296 Hey, it's that asshole who sent us to the jungle
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,831 with nobody to pick us up !
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,967 Sir, is everything all right ?
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,235 Shoot them !
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,403 Shoot them ?
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,104 They're a Peruvian band that escaped !
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,706 We must keep them contained !
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,074 No, no, listen to me.
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,409 The Peruvian flute bands were keeping
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,843 the guinea creatures away !
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,311 Whatever's happening to the world is happening
00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,380 because you guys got rid of all the flute bands !
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,182 I said shoot them.
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,718 Go look-- it's all an ancient Incan prophecy !
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,953 Maybe we should look at it, Sir.
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,256 Damn you, Craig !
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,458 You just don't ever stop, do you ?
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,193 I didn't say anything.
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,929 You see, for thousands of years, horrid creatures have
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,398 lived in the Guinea Valley of Peru.
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,168 The Incas learned how to keep the creatures at bay
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,670 by playing pan-flute music.
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,640 Guinea creatures hate it even more than humans do.
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,775 But the prophecy foretold that one day
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,410 the creatures would be unleashed,
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,846 and I have made that happen !
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,882 The Incas predicted the world would be saved...
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,484 by Craig.
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:42,754 But that part of the prophecy will not come true !
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,889 For you will all die on this mountain !
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,160 Ha-ha haaa...
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,896 You're-- you're some kind of monster !
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,199 Oh, I'm much more than that.
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,635 Guinea bees, guinea rabbits, guinea-saurus rexes--
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,971 I am something much more evil.
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,473 Kwaaaagh !
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,845 Arrrrgh !
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,546 Guinea pirate !
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,914 Jesus Christ !
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,950 Sir, I promise you,
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,219 I'm not going to ruin your plans.
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,753 I'll just walk away.
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,188 See ?
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,467 Arhghggh !
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,402 No !
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:34,639 Okay, now there's sparks shooting out of my eyes.
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,541 Ah, curse ye, Craig !
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,678 Stop ! Ahghgh !
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,080 Argh !
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,588 ( sighing )
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,327 ( Craig ) My name is Craig Tucker.
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,096 Last week, I stopped a guinea pirate
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,999 from taking over the earth.
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,869 All the Peruvian flute bands were released...
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,573 And drove the guinea creatures back to the Andes Mountains.
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,545 Many people had died, but mankind had prevailed.
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,082 All over the world, survivors were found--
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,886 living witnesses to the terror that had been seen.
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,688 Here, here, look, look !
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:24,656 What the--
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,691 Oh-- oh, I didn't have a tape in it.
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,027 ( camera clicking )
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,562 The guinea pirate lived,
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:34,632 but was taken to prison to live out the rest of his days.
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,367 And people all over the world
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:40,038 learned to support their local Peruvian flute bands
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,173 and buy their CD's,
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:46,144 for they protect us from the guinea creatures.
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:49,681 As for me, I was returned home by homeland security.
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,850 My parents were so happy.
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:55,253 I realized that we don't always have control over
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:56,821 what happens to us.
00:20:56,855 --> 00:21:00,325 We are but players on the stage of life.
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,560 And I also learned to never listen when people
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,329 come asking you for money.
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:10,101 That guy's an asshole.
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,402 Yeah, what a dick.
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,937 I fucking hate Craig !
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,511 Sir-- Sir, we have a problem.
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,013 What now ?
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:24,349 The former director of homeland security
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:26,284 that turned out to be a guinea pig,
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,720 it attacked the guards-- got out of its holding cell.
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,223 My God, are you telling me--
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,325 Yes, Sir, it broke out of prison.
00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:39,464 ( glass shattering )
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,166 ( screaming )

Скриншоты

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 1

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 2

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 3

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 4

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 5

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 6

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 7

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 8

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 9

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 10

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 11

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 12

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 13

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 14

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 15

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 16

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 17

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 18

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 19

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 20

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 21

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 22

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 23

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 24

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 25

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 26

Пандемия 2: Потрясение — скриншот 27