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Pandemic
Сезон: 12Серия: 10
Описание
По всему миру в торговых центрах появилось много групп музыкантов, играющих национальную перуанскую музыку. Друзья увидели, сколько они получают пожертвований от покупателей, и решили создать такую же группу. Картман убедил Крэйга вложить деньги в эту затею. Но неожиданно власти начали репрессии против перуанских музыкантов…
Субтитры
- 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:30,500 South Park 1210 - Pandemic Перевод Redcord, denego Тайминг Youzer, reaper, cyberbat
- 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,100 *South Park. Почтовое отделение*
- 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:42,710 Я не догоняю, Кенни, зачем ты купил бритву и крем для бритья?
- 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,710 Чтобы побрить себе яйца.
- 00:00:45,310 --> 00:00:47,810 Побрить яйца? Зачем брить себе яйца?
- 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:49,610 Девчонкам нравятся бритые яйца.
- 00:00:49,710 --> 00:00:50,710 Девчонкам нравятся бритые яйца?
- 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:52,010 Конечно!
- 00:00:52,110 --> 00:00:53,810 И кто же увидит твои яйца?
- 00:00:53,810 --> 00:00:54,810 Не знаю.
- 00:00:56,510 --> 00:00:58,410 О Боже, еще одна!
- 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:08,320 Еще одна флейтовая группа. Ребят, вы не заметили, что они везде, куда бы мы ни пошли?
- 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,320 Ага, я видел три таких флетовых группы вчера. Вся дерьмовая музыка звучит одинаково.
- 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,820 Мне так надоело слушать эту музыку везде, куда бы я не пошёл.
- 00:01:16,820 --> 00:01:18,120 Мне кажется, Кенни она нравится.
- 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:21,320 Мне надо идти домой обедать.
- 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,320 Мне тоже.
- 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:29,320 Боже!
- 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:31,720 Заткнитесь уже!
- 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,220 Всё, я ушёл, увидимся, пацаны.
- 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,820 Сегодня вечером, вместе с Каналом Путешествий Вы посетите Лондон.
- 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:48,430 В Лондоне каждый сможет найти что-нибудь для себя. Перкрасные виды, театр, а также замечательные уличные исполнители.
- 00:01:51,830 --> 00:01:53,130 Они и до Лондона добрались?
- 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:55,430 Время обедать, ребят!
- 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,630 Ладно, дети, начнём.
- 00:01:58,630 --> 00:01:59,530 Где папа?
- 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:03,030 Он наверху, снимает на видео дедушку в ванной.
- 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:03,530 Зачем?
- 00:02:03,530 --> 00:02:09,030 Потому что с тех пор как у отца появилась видеокамера, он думает, что должен заснять всё, чем занимается семья.
- 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,630 А вот и мы. Семья Маршей собралась на очередной обед.
- 00:02:13,630 --> 00:02:16,030 Рэнди, у нас уже есть много видео о том, как мы обедаем.
- 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,940 Вот Шелли, нравится обед, Шелли?
- 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:20,540 Выруби камеру, пап.
- 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,840 Ой, смотрите, Стэн ест жареную картошку. Помаши в камеру!
- 00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,240 Да господи Боже!
- 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:40,140 О, зашибись, это одна из тех перуанских флейтовых групп. Стэн, иди встань рядом с ними, я вас сфоткаю.
- 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,240 Я сыграю этой картой, чтобы отодвинуть Кайла назад на 7 ходов.
- 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:51,440 Вот так тебе, Кайл... Всё, твой ход, Кенни.
- 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:56,240 Пацаны, пацаны, зацените: Я видел еще одну флейтовую группу вчера, у моего дома.
- 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:57,240 Ну и?
- 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:01,440 Я немного посидел и послушал их. Прикиньте, сколько денег они делают, продавая свои говёные CD
- 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:02,450 Сколько?
- 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:04,350 Больше 200 баксов.
- 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,450 Две сотни долларов?!
- 00:03:05,450 --> 00:03:06,950 Правда? Ты уверен?
- 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:11,350 Ага, я понял, что это самая лёгкая работа в мире, мы бы тоже могли так делать.
- 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:13,350 Стать флейтовой группой?
- 00:03:13,350 --> 00:03:19,050 Ну да, почему бы и нет? Мы достанем инструменты, одежду и запишем несколько дисков на моём компе.
- 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:24,750 Мой Бог! Пацаны, мы же сделаем до х*я денег!
- 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:25,750 Да!
- 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:26,650 Йахуу!!
- 00:03:26,660 --> 00:03:30,260 Но откуда мы возьмём денег на покупку костюмов и инструментов?
- 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:38,960 Крейг, чувак, как пошиваешь, братан?
- 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,460 Норм.
- 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:46,660 Круто, зашибенно, Крейг, помнишь ты нам говорил, что твоя бабушка подарила тебе 100 баксов на денюху?
- 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:47,860 Ага.
- 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:52,260 А как ты смотришь на то, чтобы превратить 100 долларов в 1000?
- 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,360 Заходи, Крейг, присаживайся. Добро пожаловать.
- 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,660 Чего вам пацаны нужно?
- 00:03:57,660 --> 00:04:00,760 Крейг, мы выбрали тебя, чтобы ты присоединился к нашей флейтовой группе!
- 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,660 Ура Крейг!
- 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:05,470 Вы имеете в виду такие парни, которые стоят в популярных туристических местах?
- 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:10,570 Они же не просто так везде стоят, они сколачивают себе состояние! Нам просто нужны твои деньги, чтобы купить инструменты и записать диски.
- 00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:13,270 И за один день мы удвоим твои деньги.
- 00:04:14,870 --> 00:04:21,670 Вы, парни, никогда со мной не тусуетесь, вы никогда не зовёте меня, чтобы делать разные дела, а сейчас вы хотите, чтобы я был в вашей группе, потому что моя бабушка дала мне 100 долларов.
- 00:04:22,770 --> 00:04:24,870 Крейг, не будь засранцем.
- 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:26,770 Я принесу деньги.
- 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:38,270 Итак, пацаны, играем, как мы репетировали. Готов, Крейг? Давай зажжём!
- 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:40,070 И раз, и два и...
- 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:48,570 Круто! Такая культурная музыка.
- 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:50,770 Очень культурная, да.
- 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,980 Пожауйста, купите наш СиДи с мюзикой.
- 00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,180 Спасибо!
- 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,580 Как культурно!
- 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,080 Это шикарно!
- 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,680 Видишь, Крейг?
- 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,380 Эй! эй эй эй эй!
- 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,680 Парни, вы тут не можете играть, мы сюда первыми пришли.
- 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,080 (что-то по испански)
- 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,880 Не играть тут наш мюзика!
- 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,380 Это наша территория, ясно?
- 00:05:36,190 --> 00:05:37,190 Вашу мать!
- 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:39,090 (Нет, это не есть хорошо!)
- 00:05:44,790 --> 00:05:45,990 Пошли, пацаны.
- 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:58,990 Господи Боже!
- 00:05:58,990 --> 00:06:01,390 Не играть здесь музыка!
- 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:12,690 Дамы и господа, наша нация и весь мир находятся перед лицом экономического и экологического кризиса катастрофических масштабов.
- 00:06:12,690 --> 00:06:16,490 Я, естественно, имею в виду, перуанские флейтовые группы.
- 00:06:19,690 --> 00:06:23,790 Красными точками показано, где наибольшая концентрация флейтовых групп.
- 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:31,790 По всему миру, в местах где есть туристы, на 1 кв. километр в среднем приходится 65 флейтовых групп.
- 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:32,690 Генерал
- 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:37,400 Франция, Япония и северо-восток США - самые напряженные места.
- 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:41,400 Несомненно, это флейтовая эпидемия.
- 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:43,600 Флейдемия?
- 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:50,100 3 страны в Азии и 7 в Европе просят нас помочь им избавиться от флейтовых групп.
- 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:53,200 Нам понадобятся все доступные ресурсы, чтобы пережить её. (эпидемию)
- 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,700 Простите, помогать другим странам?
- 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:57,800 Сенатор?
- 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:03,600 Уважаемый сенатор, нам надо разбираться с нашими собственными флейтовыми группами. Пускай эти страны сражаются сами.
- 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,000 Ты бессердечный ублюдок!
- 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:18,900 Эта страна зиждется на свободе и единстве. И мы не будем сидеть, сложа руки, пока другие, менее удачливые страны страдают от перуанских флейтовых групп. ЯСНО?
- 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:23,810 Как глава Защиты Родины,
- 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:29,110 я беру контроль над военными, до тех пор, пока продолжается кризис.
- 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:41,410 Давай, пошли!
- 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:02,010 Ха! Получили, засранцы!
- 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:06,710 Ещё одна здесь!
- 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:08,310 Давай, берем их!
- 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:12,110 Проходим, проходим, это операция по Защите Родины.
- 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:13,310 Эй, отвали!
- 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:16,910 Убедитесь, что все диски с флейтовой музыкой собраны.
- 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:26,410 Вот Шерон и Шелли, они смотрят телевизор.
- 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:28,320 Помаши в камеру, Шелли.
- 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,820 Что вы смотрите?
- 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,120 Новости
- 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:33,920 Что?
- 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,920 Мы смотрим новости.
- 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,820 Это телевизор в нашей гостиной. Всё еще идет реклама.
- 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:43,120 Что ты думаешь о телевидении , Шелли?
- 00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,820 О, начинаются новости.
- 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:51,720 Правительство третий день пытается покончить с флейтовым кризисом.
- 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:58,020 В городах по всему миру, флейтовые группы удаляются и помещаются на карантин. Но остаётся их очень много.
- 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:02,730 Защита Родины предупреждает: Если вы увидели перуанскую флейтовую группу, * Не приближайтесь к ней.
- 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:07,630 * Отметьте её местоположение. * НЕ покупайте их диски.
- 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:12,830 Несколько групп были взяты на карантин в Майами.
- 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,030 Эээ, прошу прощения, алло.
- 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:29,430 Прошу прощения, Сэр.
- 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:30,430 Сэр!
- 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:34,130 Произошло некоторое недопонимание. Можно поговорить с Вами буквально на минутку?
- 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,030 Сэр!
- 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:37,430 Можно поговорить с Вами хоть секунду?
- 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:40,530 Отойдите, я не буду покупать ваши чёртовы диски!
- 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:43,940 Нет, сэр, произошло большое недоразумение, мы не перуанская ...
- 00:09:43,940 --> 00:09:48,940 Я же сказал, я не буду покупать ваши чертовы диски сегодня, понятно? Меня уже это достало!
- 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:52,040 Сеньор, купите CD с музикой?
- 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,240 Афигеть, он застрелил чувака
- 00:10:12,340 --> 00:10:17,940 Эй, Крейг. Помнишь те деньги, что дала тебе бабушка на день рождения?
- 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,550 Ты не хочешь инвестировать в перуанскую флейтовую группу?
- 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:22,250 Ты можешь удвоить свою сумму.
- 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,850 Давай, Крейг, не будь козлом.
- 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,060 Внимание, перуанские флейтовые группы.
- 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:33,660 Переводчик
- 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,860 Мы ценим ваше сотрудничество и терпение.
- 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:40,460 Переводчик
- 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,560 Завтра вас погрузят на корабли,
- 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,360 Переводчик
- 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,960 которые доставят вас в залив Гуантанамо,
- 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,260 Переводчик
- 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,560 где вы проведёте остаток вашей жизни.
- 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:59,060 Переводчик
- 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:04,370 Залив Гуантанамо! Мы не можем отправиться в залив Гуантанамо.
- 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:08,670 Не беспокойтесь, пацаны. Я уверен наши родители лезут из кожи вон чтобы найти нас.
- 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:14,620 Пожалуйста, мистер и миссис Такер, последний раз наших мальчиков видели вместе с вашим сыном Крейгом.
- 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:16,820 Может вы знаете куда они могли пойти?
- 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,520 Нет, я же говорю вам, это на него не похоже.
- 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,820 Я действительно волнуюсь.
- 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,430 Вы спрашивали у полиции?
- 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:26,130 Никто ничего не знает. Мальчики как-будто просто исчезли.
- 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:28,430 Другие дети не видели их с тех пор как ...
- 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,430 Ренди, убери эту штуку!
- 00:11:30,430 --> 00:11:32,830 Да что такое с тобой происходит? Наш сын потерялся.
- 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:35,230 Э, я тоже за него волнуюсь, Шерон.
- 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,330 Ну тогда перестань вести себя как идиот и помоги!
- 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,230 А может все мальчики сбежали.
- 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:41,230 Может они были расстроены чем-нибудь?
- 00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:44,430 Всё что мы знаем это то, что их видели с Крейгом, а потом они исчезли.
- 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:47,140 Именно поэтому я говорила Кайлу не водится с этим мальчиком.
- 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,740 И как это понимать?
- 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:52,440 Если честно, мисс Такер, мы считаем что Крейг плохо влияет на наших мальчиков.
- 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:54,640 Нет, что вы такое говорите?
- 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,440 Просто я хочу сказать что у вашего сына есть определённые проблемы ...
- 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,440 Как будто бы у других детей нет проблем
- 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,340 Очевидно, что у Крейга есть определённые проблемы
- 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,140 О, боже мой! У, вот это клёво.
- 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,840 Сэр, хорошие новости. Похоже мы это сделали.
- 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:11,840 Все большие города сообщают об отсутствии перуанских флейтовых групп. Мы поймали всех их.
- 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,550 Успокойтесь, у нас ещё осталась кое-какая работа.
- 00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:20,850 Мы должны уничтожить то место, откуда эти флейтовые группы пришли, чтобы они больше никогда не вернулись.
- 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:23,750 Мы не знаем откуда они пришли, сэр.
- 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,550 Мы провели исследование, но так и не смогли выяснить.
- 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:32,350 Ну подумай хорошенько, идиот. Откуда ещё могли прийти ПЕРУАНСКИЕ флейтовые группы?
- 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,550 Страна указана в их названии.
- 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:42,950 Нет, сэр. Мы проверили всю карту. Страны, которая называлась бы Перуания, нет.
- 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:46,350 Да не Перуания, дебил, а Перу. Она вот здесь.
- 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,750 Пе-ру.
- 00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:51,350 Теперь мне нужен план чтобы уничтожить Перу раз и навсегда.
- 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:56,460 А это действительно необходимо, сэр? Это звучит несколько экстремально.
- 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,560 Ага
- 00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:01,960 Перуанские флейтовые группы будут нас донимать до тех пор, пока мы не уничтожим их под корень.
- 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,160 Сэр, вам лучше поскорее на это взглянуть.
- 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:06,560 Одна из перуанских флейтовых групп поймана при попытке бежать.
- 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,360 Вот видишь? Чёрт возьми!
- 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:14,460 Братья Ламы, алкоголики и отбросы общества.
- 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,360 Это ошибка, сэр. Мы на самом деле не перуанская флейтовая группа.
- 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:24,360 Ну да. Вы играли флейтовую музыку в супермаркете и продавали диски с ламой на обложке, но вы не перуанская флейтовая группа.
- 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,460 Ну мы просто дети. Мы пытались заработать немного денег.
- 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:28,770 Мы хотим пойти домой.
- 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:32,170 Да, да, мы очень хотим домой!
- 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:34,270 А в каком месте они играли?
- 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:36,970 В супермаркете под открытым небом в Колорадо.
- 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:40,270 Послушайте, мы сами из Колорадо. Мы выросли в США.
- 00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:41,270 Мы говорим по-английски.
- 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:42,270 И мы белые.
- 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:45,770 Давайте поговорим снаружи.
- 00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:48,470 Ну что вы думаете?
- 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,270 Я даже не знаю как к этому относиться.
- 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,180 Я ничего подобного раньше не видел.
- 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:56,480 Очевидно что они перуанская флейтовая группа, но в то же время и нет.
- 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:01,380 Они играют флейтовую музыку как и другие, но говорят и ведут себя как одни из нас.
- 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:04,780 Я согласен. Очевидно это какой-то
- 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:05,980 Гибрид.
- 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:06,980 Гибрид?
- 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,380 Как такое может быть?
- 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:11,780 Возможно одна из флейтовых групп познакомилась с нашими женщинами.
- 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:12,980 Кто знает?
- 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:16,580 В любом случае, откуда бы они ни были, это единственное с чем нам повезло.
- 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,990 Если они те самые гибриды,
- 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:23,990 то это наш шанс уничтожить Перу раз и навсегда.
- 00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:30,090 Пацаны, а вы знаете почему никто в школе не хочет с вами тусоваться?
- 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,790 Потому что вы всегда делаете вещи типа этого.
- 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:39,790 Вам приходит в голову тупая идея сделать что-нибудь, из-за этого у вас возникают неприятности, и вы оказываетесь либо в другой стране, либо в открытом космосе, либо где-то ещё.
- 00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:42,290 Вот почему никто не хочет тусоваться с вами, пацаны.
- 00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:46,890 Крейг, ты что-то очень злой сегодня.
- 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:48,690 Хорошо, предлагаю вам сделку.
- 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:53,290 Может вы на нашей стороне, а может и нет. Но если вы поможете нам, мы отправим вас домой.
- 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,100 Поможем как?
- 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,400 Вы способны затеряться среди других флейтовых групп.
- 00:14:56,700 --> 00:15:00,400 Они считают вас одними из них. Мы собираемся отправить вас в их столицу.
- 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,500 А можно мы просто пойдём домой, сэр?
- 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,400 Мы всё ещё не знаем на чьей вы стороне.
- 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:08,100 Вы сделаете это и мы поймём. Вы отправляетесь в Перу утром.
- 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,200 Нет, я не полечу в Перу. Только не в Перу!
- 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,000 Кайл, успокойся
- 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,800 Ты же знаешь что я не могу лететь в Перу, Стэн.
- 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,600 Один из наших друзей был изнасилован в Перу. Это было ужасно.
- 00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:19,910 У вас нет выбора. Либо вы летите в Перу,
- 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:24,910 либо вас посадят навсегда с другими флейтовыми группами.
- 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,510 Томпсон, можешь подойти?
- 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:34,110 Музыканты из флейтовых групп постоянно о чём-то говорят мне, я их не понимаю.
- 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:36,710 Перуанец
- 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,210 Перуанец
- 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:39,910 Перуанец2
- 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:41,310 Перуанец3
- 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:46,810 Они говорят типа: вы не можете нас выслать. Мы защитники.
- 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,410 Защитники от чего?
- 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,920 Перуанец
- 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,520 Что это значит?
- 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,720 Мне кажется он сказал пушистая смерть.
- 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:02,920 Перуанец
- 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,600 В эфире си-эн-эн.
- 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:11,630 Последние флейтовые группы были успешно истреблены во всех частях света.
- 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:14,350 Пол Хэррис находится на улице торгового центра. Пол?
- 00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:18,100 Я подозреваю это здорово не слышать флейтовую музыку, да Пол?
- 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:20,390 Действительно, Том, добро пожаловать тишина.
- 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:25,780 Уже несколько дней здесь не было ни одной флейтовой группы, и все действительно наслаждаются покоем.
- 00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:29,410 Весь мир теперь может вздохнуть с облегчением и мы думаем ...
- 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:36,570 Какого ж?
- 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:44,810 Боже мой.
- 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:49,080 Здесь. Здесь что-то другое. Это не перуанская флейтовая группа. Это ...
- 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,160 О боже мой, что это?
- 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:55,700 Пол, что ты видишь? Оно пушистое, оно очень пушистое.
- 00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:02,630 Окэй. Очевидно что-то другое появилось...
- 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,390 Он точно сказал пушистое?
- 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,000 Окэй, у нас тут некоторые...
- 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,880 О, боже. Что это такое?
- 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:36,100 Итак, мы на расстоянии 800 километров от Перу. Вас подберёт грузовик, и там вам объяснят особенности миссии.
- 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:47,280 Вот когда вам пришла гениальная идея стать перуанской флейтовой группой, был ли момент,
- 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:51,910 когда кто-то из вас сказал: "Эй, вы знаете, из-за этого плана у нас могут быть проблемы"?
- 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:59,740 Нет, с вами такого никогда не случается, потому что вы пацаны, болваны, и никогда не учитесь на своих ошибках.
- 00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,060 И вот почему все в школе считают что вы козлы.
- 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:07,330 Это не правда. Мы нравимся всем в школе, разве нет?
- 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:11,230 Да, точно. Мы нравимся всем в школе. Крейг просто залупается потому что сейчас у нас трудные времена.
- 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,590 Я залупаюсь? Да!
- 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:22,600 Вы пацаны взяли мои деньги с дня рождения, меня из-за вас арестовали, меня доставили в Маями, и я смогу выбраться только если уничтожу Перу. И вы говорите что я залупаюсь?
- 00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:25,470 Давайте на будем разговаривать с этим пацаном.
- 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:29,960 Хорошо, Крейг. Когда мы вернёмся домой, ты получишь обратно свои деньги и мы больше никогда не будем с тобой общаться. Как насчёт этого?
- 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,820 Это было бы здорово. Спасибо
- 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:38,420 Это не правильно. Это бессмысленно. Почему Защита Родины послала нас в Перу?
- 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,720 Я не знаю, но мне кажется что на самом деле происходит что-то совсем другое.
- 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:53,860 Пожалуйста, я уже не знаю к кому обращаться. Полиция совершенно не помогает. Я думаю у мальчиков сейчас могут быть серьёзные проблемы.
- 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:59,250 Да. Да. Пожалуйста, проверьте и сразу позвоните мне, спасибо.
- 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,230 Ренди, клянусь богом, если не уберёшь эту штуку.
- 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:06,310 Шерон, будет весело как-нибудь потом смотреть это всей семьёй.
- 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:10,430 Всё, с меня хватит. Не нужно снимать каждый ...
- 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:15,160 Это ещё что такое?
- 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,190 Боже мой. Что-то происходи снаружи. Оставайся здесь.
- 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:24,690 Что происходит, пап? Возвращайся в комнату!
- 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,890 Что происходит? Они везде. Кто они?
- 00:19:36,890 --> 00:19:39,150 Они действительно пушистые.
- 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:44,900 Кто это сделал?
- 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,100 Что это за штука?
- 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,170 Чтобы выжить нужно бежать.
- 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,580 О, боже мой.
- 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:09,720 Туда, туда, другой дорогой.
- 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,060 О, боже, о, боже.
- 00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,900 Я так испуган.
- 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:35,060 Сэр, у нас большая проблема.
- 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,090 Мда? И что же это может быть?
- 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:45,010 Новые отчёты приходят из городов по всему миру. Огромные потери и разрушения от чего-то, что можно назвать...
- 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:47,990 Морской свинкой?
- 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,410 Да, сэр. Как вы узнали?
- 00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:57,940 Ты знаешь, ты был так близок что бы самому всё понять, Дэвис.
- 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,990 Сэр? Я действительно думал что ты поймал меня в Маями.
- 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:04,740 Но ты просто не мог сложить все кусочки вместе.
- 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:10,030 Вы, Вы знали что это произойдёт.
- 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:15,190 О, и это только начало, Дэвис. И я не позволю тебе вмешиваться.
- 00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:28,400 Извини, мой друг, но я много старался чтобы всё это произошло.
- 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:32,880 Флейтовые группы скоро умрут. Морские свинки восстают.
- 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:40,150 И единственный, кто может всё это остановить, держит путь в никуда
- 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:09,642 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,711 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,346 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:14,980 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,248 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:18,351 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,385 --> 00:00:19,752 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,554 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:21,588 --> 00:00:22,855 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,057 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:28,494 ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪
- 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:29,829 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,697 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:40,539 I don't get it, Kenny.
- 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,541 Why did you buy razors and shaving cream ?
- 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,677 'Cause, dude, I'm gonna shave my balls.
- 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,745 Shave your balls ?
- 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:47,246 Why would you shave your balls ?
- 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,848 Because girls like shaved balls.
- 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,383 Girls like shaved balls ?
- 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:51,684 Yes, they do.
- 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,386 What girl is gonna see your balls ?
- 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,820 I don't know.
- 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,591 Oh, Jesus, there's another one !
- 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:01,627 ( playing flute )
- 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,030 Another pan flute band.
- 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,432 Have you guys noticed there's bands like this
- 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,834 everywhere you go lately ?
- 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,437 Yeah, I saw like three of those bands
- 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:12,605 down in Denver yesterday.
- 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,273 All their crappy music sounds the same.
- 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,442 I'm so sick of hearing this music everywhere I go !
- 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:19,478 I think Kenny likes it.
- 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,880 I gotta get home for dinner.
- 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,515 Yeah, me too.
- 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:30,022 God !
- 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:31,323 Shut up already !
- 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:33,859 I'm outta here, see ya, guys.
- 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:42,134 ( man on tv ) Tonight, the Travel Channel takes you to London!
- 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:44,136 London has something for everyone !
- 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:45,638 Sights, theater...
- 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:47,840 and wonderful street performers !
- 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:52,945 They're in London too ?!
- 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:55,381 ( Sharon ) Hey, time for dinner, guys !
- 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,317 All right, kids, dig in.
- 00:01:58,351 --> 00:01:59,185 Where's Dad ?
- 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,621 He's upstairs videotaping your Grandfather in the bathtub.
- 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,122 Why ?
- 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,891 Because ever since your Father got that stupid video camera,
- 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:09,061 he thinks he has to film everything the family does.
- 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,729 All right, here we are !
- 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,631 Marsh family gathered for another dinner !
- 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,601 Randy, we have plenty of video of us eating dinner.
- 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,669 There's Shelley.
- 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,170 You excited about dinner, Shelley ?
- 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,672 Turn it off, Dad !
- 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,774 Oh, look, Stan's eating a tater tot !
- 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,742 Wave to the camera, Stan !
- 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,178 ( muffled music )
- 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,853 Aw, Jesus Christ !
- 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:34,920 Oh, neat-o !
- 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:37,423 It's one of those Peruvian pan flute bands !
- 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:40,125 Stan, go out and stand with 'em, I can get a shot.
- 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:47,466 I will play this card to move Kyle back seven spaces.
- 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,535 Screw you, Kyle.
- 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:51,337 And, all right, your turn, Kenny.
- 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,738 You guys, you guys, check this out !
- 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,206 I saw another Peruvian flute band
- 00:02:54,241 --> 00:02:56,041 outside my house last night !
- 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:56,775 So ?
- 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,611 So I just sat there and watched them for a while.
- 00:02:58,645 --> 00:02:59,879 Guess how much money they made
- 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,413 selling their crappy C.D.s ?
- 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,549 - How much ? - Over 200 bucks.
- 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,084 $200 ?!
- 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,318 Really, are you sure ?
- 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,620 Yeah, dude ! I'm starting to realize
- 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,221 it's like the easiest job in the world, y'know ?
- 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,156 I mean, we could that !
- 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,125 Become a Peruvian flute band ?
- 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,326 Yeah, why not ?!
- 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,161 We get some instruments and some costumes,
- 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:20,232 and then make some crappy pan flute music C.D.s on my computer.
- 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,767 Oh, my God !
- 00:03:21,801 --> 00:03:24,136 We are gonna make so much fucking money, you guys.
- 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,839 - Teah ! - Woo-hoo !
- 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:27,907 But where are we gonna get the money
- 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,677 to buy costumes and instruments ?
- 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,445 ( doorbell ringing )
- 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:39,084 Craig, dude, how you doing, bro ?
- 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,219 Fine.
- 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:42,187 Cool, awesome !
- 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,756 Um, Craig, remember you were tellin' us
- 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:47,059 how your Grandma gave you 100 bucks for your birthday ?
- 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:47,726 Yeah.
- 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:52,431 Craig, how would you like to turn that $100 into $1 ,000 ?
- 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,967 Come on in, Craig, have a seat !
- 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,201 Welcome !
- 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,403 What do you guys want ?
- 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,138 Craig, we have chosen you to join our
- 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,606 Peruvian flute band !
- 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,042 All right, Craig !
- 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,243 You mean like those guys you see at all
- 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:05,344 the tourist spots ?
- 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,679 There's a reason they're everywhere, Craig.
- 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,080 Because they make bank !
- 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:09,281 We just need your money to buy some instruments
- 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:10,482 and make some C.D.s.
- 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:14,520 And we'll double your money in one afternoon, Craig.
- 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:16,055 You guys never hang out with me,
- 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,590 you never invite me to do stuff,
- 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,924 but now you want me to be in a band with you
- 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,694 because my Grandma gave me $100.
- 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:25,431 Craig, don't be an asshole.
- 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:27,199 I'll go get the money.
- 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,040 All right, guys, just like we rehearsed it !
- 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,475 You ready, Craig ?
- 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:38,010 All right, let's jam !
- 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,845 And-a-one, and-a-two, and a--
- 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:42,715 ( playing "Mary had a little lamb" )
- 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:48,320 Wow, that's such cultural music !
- 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:52,257 Very cultural, yes !
- 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,527 Por favor, buy our C.D.s de musica.
- 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,165 Gracias.
- 00:05:02,535 --> 00:05:04,203 How cultural !
- 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:07,306 This is awesome !
- 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,742 You see, Craig ?
- 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,877 ( real Peruvian music )
- 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,750 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey !
- 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:21,053 Hey, you guys can't play here, we were here first !
- 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:22,521 No trabajar aqui !
- 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,523 Vaya !
- 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,392 No playa la musica en la promenade !
- 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:27,393 No es bueno !
- 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:30,229 This is our Peruvian flute band's turf, you got that ?
- 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:36,669 Goddamn it !
- 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,771 No, no, es bueno !
- 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,445 Come on, guys !
- 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,815 ( back to "Mary had a little lamb" )
- 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:54,319 ( another "real" band playing )
- 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,457 Jesus Christ !
- 00:05:58,491 --> 00:05:59,525 No, no es bueno !
- 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,226 No trabajar aqui !
- 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,699 Ladies and gentlemen, our nation and our world
- 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:10,235 is facing an economic and ecological crisis
- 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,337 of disastrous proportions.
- 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:16,075 I'm talking, of course, about Peruvian flute bands.
- 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:18,544 ( murmuring )
- 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,814 the red dots indicate where the highest concentrations
- 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:23,282 of Peruvian flute bands are.
- 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,884 All over the world, wherever there are tourists or shoppers,
- 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,286 there are now, on average,
- 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:31,156 65 Peruvian flute bands per square kilometer.
- 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,391 General ?
- 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:33,425 France, Japan,
- 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,160 and the northeastern United States
- 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,162 are currently the hardest hit.
- 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:40,766 Make no mistake, this is a pan-flute epidemic.
- 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,636 A "pandemic" ?
- 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,605 Three countries in Asia and seven in Europe
- 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,707 have already asked for our help
- 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,008 in getting rid of their Peruvian flute bands.
- 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,878 We will need every resource available to see this through.
- 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,215 Excuse me, but aid other countries ?
- 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,082 Senator ?
- 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,951 With all due respect, we need to be dealing with
- 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:00,753 our own pan-flute bands.
- 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:03,322 Let other countries fend for themselves.
- 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:07,659 You heartless bastard.
- 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:09,161 This country was founded on beliefs
- 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,930 in freedom and integrity.
- 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,398 And we will not sit back and do nothing
- 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,200 while less-fortunate countries
- 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,069 are ravaged by Peruvian flute bands.
- 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,604 Is that clear !
- 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:21,073 ( sobbing ashamedly )
- 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,342 As director of homeland security
- 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,777 I am taking control of the military
- 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:28,247 until the crisis is contained.
- 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,421 ( helicopter approaching )
- 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,893 Go, go !
- 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:45,597 ( sirens blaring )
- 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:49,635 ( now playing "Three Blind Mice" )
- 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:57,643 ( grunting )
- 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,045 Ha !
- 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,647 Serves you right, assholes !
- 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,449 - Come on, let's go ! - Let's go ! Move out !
- 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,852 One more over here !
- 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,020 Let's go, get 'em out !
- 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,054 Clear out, move !
- 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:11,089 This is a homeland-security operation, people !
- 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,090 Let's go !
- 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,458 Hey, back off !
- 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,229 Make sure all pan-flute music C.D.s are contained !
- 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,303 There's Sharon and Shelley.
- 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,338 They're watching some television.
- 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:29,975 Wave to the camera, Shelley !
- 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,577 What are you watchin', guys ?
- 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:32,778 The news.
- 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,413 Huh ?
- 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,782 We're watching the news.
- 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,817 That's the TV in our living room.
- 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,419 Still showing commercials right now.
- 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:44,656 What do you think about the television, Shelley ?
- 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,925 Oh, the news is starting !
- 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,761 The government efforts to stop the Peruvian flute-band crisis
- 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,396 are now in their third day.
- 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,865 In cities all over the world,
- 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:55,534 flute bands have been removed and quarantined,
- 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,469 but more may still be out there.
- 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,171 Homeland security is requesting that
- 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,706 if you see a Peruvian flute band,
- 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:01,974 do not approach it.
- 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,742 Mark down the flute band's location
- 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,544 and do not, under any circumstances,
- 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,479 buy their C.D.s.
- 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:08,914 The flute bands that have been contained
- 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:12,317 are being taken to a quarantine area in Miami.
- 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,889 ( truck beeping )
- 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:27,266 Excuse us ! Hello ?!
- 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,701 Excuse me, Sir ?
- 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,104 Sir, there's been a misunderstanding.
- 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,273 Could I talk to you for a minute ?
- 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,073 ( Kyle ) Sir ?
- 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,142 Sir, could we talk to you for just a second ?
- 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:37,943 Get back !
- 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:40,612 I'm not buying any of your damn C.D.s !
- 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,614 No, Sir, there's been a big misunderstanding,
- 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,715 we actually aren't a--
- 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,351 I said I'm not buying any Goddamn C.D.s today !
- 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:47,119 You got that ?
- 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:48,687 I'm sick of it !
- 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,223 Senor, comprar C.D. la musica ?
- 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,327 Jesus Christ, he fucking shot that guy !
- 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,879 "Hey, Craig, you know that money
- 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,747 "your Grandma gave you for your birthday ?
- 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,015 "How would you like to invest in
- 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,917 "a Peruvian flute band ?
- 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,219 "you can double your money in one afternoon.
- 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:23,555 Come on, Craig, don't be an asshole."
- 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,791 ( alarm blaring )
- 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,227 Attention, Peruvian flute bands.
- 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:32,965 Atenciones, bandas de flauta Peru.
- 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:36,335 We appreciate your cooperation and patience.
- 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:40,105 Cooporacion y paciencia es apreciado.
- 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,607 Tomorrow, you will be boarding ships...
- 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,744 Manana, sera el embarque de barcos...
- 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,447 ... which will take you to Guantanamo Bay...
- 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,783 ... que le llevara a bahia Guantanamo...
- 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,419 ... where you will spend the rest of your lives.
- 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:57,322 ... donde pasar el resto de sus vidas.
- 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,991 Gracias !
- 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,526 Guantanamo Bay ?
- 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,495 We can't go to Guantanamo Bay !
- 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:04,730 Don't worry, you guys.
- 00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:08,233 I'm sure our parents are freaking out right now trying to find us.
- 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,871 Please, Mr. and Mrs. Tucker, our boys were last seen
- 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,740 hanging out with your son Craig.
- 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,708 Do you have any idea where they could have gone ?
- 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,578 No, I'm telling you, this isn't like Craig at all.
- 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,946 I'm really worried !
- 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,481 You've checked with the police ?
- 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,782 Nobody knows anything.
- 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:25,984 It's like the boys just vanished.
- 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,587 None of the other kids have seen them since the--
- 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,555 Randy, will you put that thing down ?!
- 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,390 What is wrong with you ?!
- 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,291 Our son is missing !
- 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,160 Hey, I'm worried about him too, Sharon.
- 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,362 Well, then stop being an idiot and help !
- 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,297 Maybe the boys all ran away.
- 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,466 Were any of your boys upset about anything ?
- 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,668 All we know is they were seen hanging out with Craig
- 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,369 and now they're gone.
- 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,704 This is exactly why I told Kyle
- 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,005 not to hang around their boy !
- 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,473 What is that supposed to mean ?!
- 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,908 To be honest, Mrs. Tucker,
- 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:52,844 we think Craig is a bad influence on our boys.
- 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,679 Now wait just a minute !
- 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,782 I'm just saying that your son has some problems--
- 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,417 Like every kid doesn't have some problems !
- 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,519 Obviously, Craig has gotten them into some kind of trouble !
- 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,386 ( Mrs. Tucker ) Oh, my God !
- 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:05,557 O-ho, this is good !
- 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,725 Sir, good news.
- 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,060 Looks like we did it.
- 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,896 Every major city is reporting zero Peruvian flute bands.
- 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,030 We got em all.
- 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,999 [all cheering]
- 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,735 Calm down, people, we still have work to do.
- 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,538 We have to take out the place these flute bands came from
- 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,006 so they never come again !
- 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,075 We don't know where they came from, Sir.
- 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:27,312 We've been researching, but we can't figure it out.
- 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,947 Well, think about it, idiot.
- 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:33,452 Where else would Peruvian flute bands come from ?
- 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,787 Hmm.
- 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,556 The country is in the name !
- 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,624 No, Sir, we checked the entire map.
- 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,661 There isn't a country called "Peruvian" anywhere.
- 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,729 Not Peruvian, retards ! Peru !
- 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,298 It's right here !
- 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,933 Peru...
- 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:52,737 Now, I want a plan in place to take out Peru once and for all.
- 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,873 Is that really necessary, Sir ?
- 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,641 It seems a little extreme.
- 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,742 Yeah.
- 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,045 Peruvian flute bands will never stop annoying us
- 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:01,913 unless they are stopped at the source !
- 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,882 Sir, you better come quick.
- 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,418 One of the pan-flute bands was caught trying to escape.
- 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,887 See ? Goddamn it !
- 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:14,626 The Llama Brothers: Tapas and Moodscapes.
- 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,760 This is a mistake, Sir.
- 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,429 We aren't really a Peruvian flute band.
- 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,630 Right.
- 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:20,899 You just play pan-flute music at the mall
- 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,601 and sell C.D.s of you with a llama,
- 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,669 but you're not a Peruvian flute band.
- 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,304 We-- we're just kids, you know ?
- 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,739 We were just trying to make some money.
- 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,040 We just wanna go home !
- 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:29,875 Sir, please.
- 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,244 I'm supposed to get laid for the first time on Saturday.
- 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,446 Which tourist location were they playing at ?
- 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,481 An outdoor mall in Colorado.
- 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,583 Look, we're from Colorado.
- 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,051 We-- we grew up in the United States !
- 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,086 We speak english !
- 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,022 And we're white !
- 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,291 Let me talk to you guys out here.
- 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,527 Well, what do you think ?
- 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,262 I don't know what to make of it, Sir.
- 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,230 It's like nothing I've ever seen before.
- 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,432 Clearly they are a Peruvian flute band
- 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,201 and yet they aren't.
- 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,403 They play pan-flute music like the others,
- 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:01,306 but they talk and act like one of us.
- 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,674 I agree.
- 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,510 They're obviously some kind of hybrid.
- 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:06,878 A hybrid ?
- 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,513 How is that possible ?
- 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,048 Perhaps a Peruvian flute band
- 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,751 mated with one of our females-- who knows ?
- 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,219 Well, however they came to be,
- 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,454 they're about the only piece of good luck we've had.
- 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,422 Sir ?
- 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:19,791 If they are the hybrid we're talking about,
- 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:22,160 then they could be our way of taking out Peru
- 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,296 once and for all.
- 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,200 Do you guys know why nobody else at school
- 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,069 likes hanging out with you ?
- 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,904 Because you're always doing stuff like this.
- 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,673 You're always coming up with some stupid idea
- 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,208 to do something, and then it backfires
- 00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,943 and then you end up in some foreign country
- 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,178 or in outer space or something.
- 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,181 That's why no one likes hanging out with you guys.
- 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,818 You're being extremely negative, Craig.
- 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,353 All right, here's the deal.
- 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,755 Maybe you are on our side and maybe you aren't,
- 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,158 but if you help us, we'll get you home.
- 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,025 Help you how ?
- 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,461 You're able to walk amongst the Peruvian flute bands.
- 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:57,629 They see you as one of them.
- 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,799 We are going to send you to their capitol.
- 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,267 Can we please just go home, Sir ?
- 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,636 We still don't know whose side you're on !
- 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,438 You do this and we'll know.
- 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:07,939 You leave for Peru in the morning.
- 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,708 No, no, I'm not going to Peru !
- 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,543 - Not Peru ! - Kyle, calm down.
- 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,712 You know I can't go there, Stan !
- 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,013 One of our friends was raped in Peru.
- 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:18,216 It was very traumatic.
- 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,551 You don't have a choice !
- 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,720 Either you go to Peru,
- 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,156 or you get locked up forever with the other flute bands.
- 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,828 Thompson, can you come over here ?
- 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,230 The flute band players won't shut up about something
- 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,698 and I can't understand them.
- 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,967 Por favor, no podemos ir !
- 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:39,004 Estamos aqui para proteger a ustedes !
- 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,206 - Si, no podemos ir ! - Que son protectores.
- 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,674 They're saying something like,
- 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:46,578 "You can't send us away, we are the protectors."
- 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,480 Protectors from what ?
- 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,750 La muerte peluda !
- 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,618 What does that mean ?
- 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:58,323 I think he said, "the furry death."
- 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:02,360 La muerte peluda !
- 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,364 ( announcer ) This is CNN.
- 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,099 The last of the Peruvian flute bands
- 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,668 have successfully been eradicated
- 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,403 from every part of the world.
- 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,305 Paul Harris is at the shopping promenade,
- 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,273 and, Paul, pretty nice not having any
- 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,776 Peruvian flute music there I suspect ?
- 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,045 Really welcome silence, Tom.
- 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,980 There hasn't been a Peruvian pan-flute band
- 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,548 in sight for days now
- 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,784 and everyone is really enjoying the peace.
- 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,253 The world can breathe a collective sigh of relief now,
- 00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,421 as we thank the...
- 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,357 ( deep alien moan )
- 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,629 What the...
- 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,130 ( man ) Oh, my God !
- 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,901 ( siren blaring ) - Jesus Christ!
- 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,070 ( screaming )
- 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,771 There's-- there's something else here !
- 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,207 It's not a Peruvian flute band, it's--
- 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,443 Oh, my God, what is that thing ?!
- 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,811 Paul, what are you seeing ?!
- 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:56,281 It's furry ! It's very furry !
- 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,921 Okay, obviously something different has shown up.
- 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,522 Did he say "furry" ?
- 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:11,463 Okay, uh, we're experiencing some--
- 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,764 ( alien moan )
- 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,833 ( glass shattering )
- 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,867 ( deeper growl )
- 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,403 Oh, my God, what is that thing ?!
- 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,004 ( screaming )
- 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,750 All right, we're about 800 kilometers from Peru.
- 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,451 There'll be a truck to take you inside the border
- 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,821 where you'll be briefed on mission specifics.
- 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,161 Was there ever a moment
- 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,362 when you guys first came up with
- 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,731 the genius plan to become a Peruvian flute band
- 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,533 that any of you said,
- 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:52,303 "Hey, you know, this plan might backfire" ?
- 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:56,040 No, that never occurs to you,
- 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,675 because you guys are jerks
- 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,744 and you never learn from your mistakes.
- 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:03,882 And that's why everyone at school thinks you guys are assholes.
- 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,083 That's not true !
- 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,118 Kids at school like us-- don't they ?
- 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,420 Yeah, dude, kids at school totally like us.
- 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,487 Craig's just being a dick
- 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,890 because we're having a tough time right now.
- 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,358 I'm being a dick ?
- 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,360 Yes !
- 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,828 You guys took my birthday money,
- 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,264 got me arrested and sent to Miami with no way home
- 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,832 except to take down the country of Peru,
- 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,802 and I'm being a dick.
- 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,203 There's no talking to this guy.
- 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,571 All right, fine, Craig.
- 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,872 When we get back home, we'll get you your money back
- 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,241 and we'll never talk to you again-- how's that ?
- 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,144 That would be great, thank you.
- 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:34,145 This is wrong.
- 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,513 This just doesn't make any sense.
- 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,583 Why would homeland security send us into Peru ?
- 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,618 Because they were starting to take over the world ?
- 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,320 I don't know, it just feels like
- 00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:46,624 there's got to be something else going on here.
- 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,726 Please, I don't know where else to turn.
- 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,695 The police haven't been any help.
- 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:54,098 I think our boys might really be in trouble this time.
- 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,834 Yes, yes.
- 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,836 Please check and call me right back.
- 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,271 Thank you.
- 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,573 Randy, I swear to God,
- 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,107 if you don't put that thing away--
- 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,609 Sharon, you're gonna be really glad I have
- 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,511 all this footage of the family some day.
- 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,246 I mean it, Randy, that's enough !
- 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,247 You don't have to videotape every single--
- 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:13,651 ( low moan )
- 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,654 What the hell was that ?
- 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,655 Oh, my God !
- 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,823 Something's going on outside.
- 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,692 Stay here !
- 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:22,961 What's going on, Dad ?!
- 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,163 Get back to your room, Shelley !
- 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:29,434 ( screaming )
- 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,706 What's going on ?!
- 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,241 ( Mr. Garrison ) They're all over the place !
- 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,275 What are ?!
- 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,711 They're really furry !
- 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,281 ( screaming )
- 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,783 What did that ?!
- 00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,285 ( screaming )
- 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,053 What is that thing ?!
- 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,221 Mr. Marsh, you have to move !
- 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,757 It isn't safe to be here !
- 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,926 ( panting )
- 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,796 ( screaming )
- 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,568 ( car alarm blaring )
- 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,638 Oh, my God !
- 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,873 Go, go, go ! Go back the other way !
- 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:14,546 ( panting )
- 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,382 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
- 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,683 Oh, God...
- 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,320 I'm... I'm so startled.
- 00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,856 ( woman ) Oh, my God !
- 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,157 Ahghghgh !
- 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:34,899 Sir, we've got a bigger problem.
- 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,301 Oh ?
- 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:37,702 And what might that be ?
- 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,238 New reports are coming in from cities all over the world.
- 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:42,507 Word of massive destruction and death
- 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:46,277 by what appear to be...
- 00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:49,247 Guinea pigs ?
- 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:53,551 Yes, Sir, how did you know ?
- 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,120 You were so close to figuring it all out, Davis,
- 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,956 did you know that ?
- 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:58,823 Sir ?
- 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,825 I really thought you had me in Miami,
- 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:04,696 but you just couldn't quite put the pieces together.
- 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:09,667 You-- you...knew this was going to happen ?
- 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,303 Oh, this is only the beginning, Davis,
- 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,739 and I can't let you interfere.
- 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,840 Bwahahhgghh !
- 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:20,612 Ahghghghghghghgh !
- 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:25,383 Sorry, my friend,
- 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,419 but I've worked too hard to make all this happen.
- 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,055 The pan-flute bands are on their way to their deaths,
- 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,857 the guinea pigs are rising,
- 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:36,494 and the only person who could have stopped all this
- 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:39,964 is on his way to the middle of nowhere.
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