Улётное время

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перевод: Lex666

тайминг: Lex666

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"Лагерь первопроходцев"

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Дети, собрались!

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Добро пожаловать в деревню первопроходцев!

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Это реконструкция раннего Колорадо.

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Поприветствуйте Первопроходца Пола.

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Привет, ребятки!

Добро пожаловать в мою деревню!

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Я обосновался здесь с моими родителями в 1864-м.

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Именно так!

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Я никогда не видел такой странной одежды как та, что на вас.

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И что это за странная желтая повозка у вас там?

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Это будет полный отстой.

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Когда будете готовы, отправляйтесь в деревню!

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А поселенцы в деревне будут рады ответить на ваши вопросы.

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Добро пожаловать в 1864-й!

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Поехали!

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Спасибо, Первопроходец Пол.

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Ладушки, дети. Это большое место, т. ч. разбейтесь на пары и держите друг друга за руки.

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Давай ко мне, Кенни!

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Не, я с Клайдом!

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О'кей!

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Стен, давай ко мне в партнеры!

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Не, я с Венди.

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Ты хочешь ходить за ручку с девченкой?!

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Пидор!

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Ну ладно, давай будем партнерами, Кайл!

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Я тебя ненавижу, забыл?!

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Хочешь в партнеры, Джимми?

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Господи, тебе-то что я сделал?!

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Крейг, Токин!

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Кому еще нужен партнер?

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Кому еще нужен партнер?

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Эрик в паре с Баттерсом.

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Твою ж мать!

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Возьми Баттерса за руку, Эрик!

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Это вовсе не обязательно!

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Баттерс, не размыкаешь руки с Эриком, пока не войдете в автобус, ясно?!

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Понял!

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Ну, пойдемте внутрь!

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Можешь уже отпустить, Баттерс.

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Нет.

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Баттерс, завязывай!

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НЕТ!

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Ладно, дети! Посетите этих очаровательных поселенцев и изучите обстановку.

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Не отходите от своих партнеров!

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Приветствую, товарищи! Я городской кузнец.

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Вы, ребята, сбились с пути или просто проезжаете мимо?

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А может оставим все эти ролевые игры?

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Я бы поиграл, если б был один, но я здесь со своей подружкой и не хочу выглядеть перед ней полным придурком.

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Спасибо, Стен!

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Действительно какие-то странные ребятки, не правда ли, Смити?

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В наше время мы таких странных шапочек и не видели.

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У этого мужика на руке электронные часы.

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Боже

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Черт, Чет...

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Ну извини, извини.

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Приветствую, товарищи, я - городской Оружейник.

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Видите ли, наше время очень жестоко.

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Видите дыры в стене?

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Это - бойницы, из которых мы отстреливаемся от индейцев.

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Хочу посмотреть на индейца!

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Теперь, кто-то из вас наверняка хочет посетить оружейню, или можете отправится в центральный магазин.

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Видишь индейцев?

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Не, там просто город...

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Обезьянии яйца Иисуса!

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Супервеселуха!

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Зацени, мы всего в двух шагах от "Супервеселухи"!

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У них есть и видеоигры, и карусели, и все что хош!

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Да, круто! Ну пойдем, Эрик, нельзя отставать от остальных.

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Да пошло это место куда подальше, мы обязаны попасть в "Супервеселуху"!

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Ну уж нет, я не буду сбегать, у меня будут неприятности!

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На здоровье, а теперь отпусти мою руку.

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МР.ГАРРИСОН СКАЗАЛ НЕ РАЗМЫКАТЬ РУКИ, ПОКА НЕ ЗАЙДЕМ В АВТОБУС!

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Ну и что дальше, Баттерс?

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Будешь со мной спорить или таки нарушишь тупые указания Мр.Гаррисона?

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Я тебя не отпущу!

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Ладушки, пойдешь со мной.

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Нет, Эрик!

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Баттерс... да... блин...

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Нет! Мр.Гаррисон! Мр.Гаррисон!

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А вот наш центральный магазин.

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Здесь мы приобретаем запасы.

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Приветствую, товарищи!

Я - владелец этого центрального магазина.

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Смотри, Стенли, у них тогда уже была копченая индейка.

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Что значит "у них тогда"?

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Не забывайте, на дворе 1864-й.

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Ну да, за исключением того, что это не так.

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Ну конечно так! Вы только посмотрите вокруг!

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Что это?

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Похоже на полицейскую сирену.

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Что за "сирена"?

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Мы, в 1864-м, никогда не слышали ни про какую "сирену".

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Мы оторвались! Оторвались!

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Чертовы мусора!

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Закрыть ворота!

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Что происходит?

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Х*й его знает!

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Все на землю, живо!

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Привет! Я шерифф Миккелярдо.

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Я приехал сюда в 185...

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Господи Иисусе!

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Надо позвонить в полицию! Где телефон?

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Телефон? А что это?

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Мы никогда не слышали ни о чем подобном.

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Че?!

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Ну же, это серьезно!

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Лавочник, ты когда-нибудь слышал о каком-то там телефоне-шмелефоне?

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Эээ, нет...

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В наше время никаких телефонов нет.

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Чувак, они только что мужику мозги к *беням вынесли!

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Надо ментам звонить.

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Если ты про представителя закона, то он у нас - шерифф Миккелярдо.

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Видишь ли, 1864-й - это время, когда защищались дедовским способом...

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ЩАС НЕ ВРЕМЯ ДЛЯ ИГР!

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Круто! Это будет шикарно!

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Баттерс, если ты продолжишь держать меня за руку, все здесь подумают, что мы - геи.

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Ну это твои проблемы!

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Я серьезно, Баттерс!

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ЗАДОЛБАЛ!

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Господи Иисусе!

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Один, пожалуйста!

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И мне тоже!

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Ооо, вы держитесь за руки...

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Вы особенные, так ведь?

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НЕТ!

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Чувак, это место рулит!

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Куда нам лучше сначала?

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ЛУЧШЕ нам вернутся в "деревню".

Вот что нам будет ЛУЧШЕ.

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Баттерс, мы вернемся раньше, чем кто-либо заметит, что мы пропали.

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Пойдем кататься на машинах-поплавках!

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Сюда! Похоже на офис.

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Вот! Вот телефон!

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Какая странная штуковина!

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Я не могу включить тональный режим.

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Какой у вас номер для выхода во внешнюю сеть?

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"Во внешнюю сеть"? Товарищ, ты так смешно выражаешься!

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Чувак, ты хоть понимаешь, что здесь происходит?!

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Может, они правы, Брайн.

Обстоятельства слишком серьезные, чтобы...

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"Помните: Никогда не выходить из роли"

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Я хотел сказать, эта комната действительно очень странная...

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В наше время таких странных устройств нет.

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Истину глаголишь!

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Я дозвонился!

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Алло, полиция?

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911, в чем дело?

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Снаружи несколько террористов, которые взяли в заложники весь наш класс.

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Где?

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В старой "Дервне первопроходцев".

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Вы имеете в виду то нудное место, где персонал никогда не выходят из роли?

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Сестренка, ты и половины этой х*еты не знаешь.

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"Супервеселуха"

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Зачени, чувак! Я космонавт!

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Космонавт, ееее!

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Стреляй!.. Стреляй по ним!..

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Получи!.. Шикарно!

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Х*ЛИ УСТАВИЛИСЬ?!

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Да, заводи!

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Да! Поплавки! Шикарно!

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Ну все, пора возвращаться!

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Но тут еще столько всего...

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НЕТ!

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Если мы не уйдем сейчас же, прогавим автобус, и тогда уж точно нас хватятся.

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Тут с тобой не поспоришь, Баттерс.

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Ну ладно, пошли.

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Установите спутниковую антенну, проверьте территорию на наличие запасных выходов.

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К несчастью, ваши полицейские засекли наше ограбление и погнались за нами.

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К несчастью для ВАС.

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Так как раньше я был уверен, что мы сможем спокойно улизнуть...

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А теперь нам придется захватить с собой заложников...

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чтобы перестраховаться.

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Пожалуйста, если вам нужен кто-то... только не меня!

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Эти детишки куда ценнее.

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Как они нас нашли?!

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Достаньте добычу из машины и спрячте в том здании.

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Так, ребятки...

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Похоже, воры решили окопаться здесь...

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Они держат в заложниках персонал и целый класс школьников.

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Такер, Делан, держите периметр.

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Всем быть начеку.

Мы имеем дело с профи.

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А что они грабанули, сэр?

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"Burger King"!

(закусочную)

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Хорошо... Это все?

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Нет, не забудьте еще про эти.

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Превосходно.

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А теперь слушайте:

Все будет зашибись.

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Это лишь малая помеха нашему плану.

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Дайте трубку шефу полиции.

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Кто это?!

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Это человек, который завалит кучу четвероклашек, если не получит то, что требует.

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Я слышал, как копы приехали.

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Они наверняка ведут переговоры.

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Эти бандиты выглядят очень странно, а пистолеты у них куда больше наших.

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Может заткнетесь уже?

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Подождите, у вас здесь есть оружие?

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Еще бы, у шериффа в офисе целая куча ружей.

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Почему бы вам тогда не притащить их сюда?

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Точно! Пойдем, Лавочник!

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Точненько!

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Блин, жду-недождусь увидет выражение рожи Кайла

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когда он узнает, что мы были в "Супервеселухе", пока он скучал в дурацкой "Деревне первопроходцев".

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Мы никому не скажем.

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Я не хочу неприятностей!

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Все равно, мне НЕ было супервесело.

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Баттерс, тебе нужно научится отдыхать.

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Жизнь проходит быстро...

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Если время от времени не будешь останавливаться и оглядываться вокруг...

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А только делать то, что хочется...

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можешь всю жизнь прогавить.

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Да,.. наверное, ты прав.

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Ой!

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Вот дерьмо! Они вызвали копов на поиски.

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Че?!

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Они позвонили в полицию?

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Они, наверное, в курсе, что мы сдристнули. Черт!

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О боже! Нас полиция ищет!

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Баттерс!

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Ну теперь мне влетит!

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Баттерс, уймись! Я знаю, как все поправить!

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Из-за тебя меня посадят под замок навечно!

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Баттерс, слушай сюда!

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Нет!

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Мы проберемся внутрь так, чтобы копы нас не заметили.

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А потом скажем, что мы все это время были внутри.

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Ты говорил: "никто ничего не заметит".

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Ты обещал!

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Если мы проберемся обратно внутрь, скажем, что никуда не уходили, хорошо?

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Ладно, теперь отпусти мою руку.

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Нет.

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Баттерс...

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Ты заставил меня нарушить одно, но второе я не нарушу!

Это все, что мне осталось!

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Ладно... идем!

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Следите, чтобы заложники не переговаривались и ищите их возможные укрытия.

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Перекличка каждые две минуты.

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Надеюсь, есть хорошие новости, Молек?

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Полиция окружила нас со всех сторон.

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Над землей мы никак не выберемся не запалившись.

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Над землей?

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Смотри! Я нашел это в задней части парка.

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Это проход в старую шахту.

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Жители "деревни" были обеспокоены, когда в ней погиб ребенок...

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поэтому они закрыли ее большой металлической дверью с кодовым замком.

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Что ж, если мы сможем проникнуть в шахту, сможем и копов обойти.

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Превосходно.

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Еще кое-что, Франц...

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Я хочу получить свою долю сейчас.

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В чем дело, Молек?

Теряешь к нам доверие?

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Я тут подумал...

Если мы пройдем через этот туннель...

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Ты сможешь взять всю добычу и смотаться, а я больше никогда тебя не увижу.

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Мне нужен мой кусок!

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Ну ладно...

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Повторяю вопрос:

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Какой код к двери в туннель?

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Мистер, я уже сказал все, что знаю о "коде к двери".

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Я простой кузнец...

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С моей верной наковальней делаю всю работу по металлу для деревни.

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Ты работаешь здесь, а это значит, что ты должен знать код на случай пожара.

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Мистер Девид Палмер из Колорадо Спрингс.

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Мое имя не Палмер, а Старый Смити.

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Мы никогда не слышали ни о каких пожарных кодах, мы тушим пожары своими силами...

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Ну все!

Говори код или сдохнешь!

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Один...

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Два...

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Да?

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Я не знаю ни о каких странных "дверных кодах",

я всего лишь простой кузнец.

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Эти люди действительно привязаны к своей работе.

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Пожалуйста!

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Не убивайте меня!

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Дай нам код к двери и мы уйдем.

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Я никогда не слышал о "дверных кодах"...

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Пожалуйста, спросите как-нибудь по-другому.

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У меня нет времени на ваши тупые игры!

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ГОВОРИ ИЛИ УМРИ! Сейчас же!

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Хорошо, хорошо...

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Короче, это обычный замок от курятника...

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Нажимаете верхнюю кнопку...

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А потом вводите 5, 2...

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Он хотел сказать, ребятки, что мы никогда не слышали ни о каких странных "дверных кодах".

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Ведь в наше время мы пользуемся деревянным затвором.

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Вашу мать, да вы все здесь *банутые!

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Не могу поверить...

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Домино, Вовский, посмотрите, нет ли здесь еще учеников или персонала.

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Приведите их сюда или расстреляйте на месте.

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Вот дерьмо, надо спрятаться! Вперед!

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Да, нам надо

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выбираться к чертям

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отсюда

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б-б-быстро!

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Сектор "браво" - ничего.

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Господи, копы нас везде ищут.

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Не волнуйся, они не найдут нас, пока мы не проберемся обратно внутрь.

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Смотри, видишь там светофор?

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Если мы сможем залезть на него, переберемся на ветку, а там глядишь мы уже дома.

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Выглядит опасно.

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Не попадаться - это всегда опасно, Баттерс.

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Вперед!

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Хорошо, еще немного...

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Ладно, давай вдоль улицы...

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Осторожней... хорошо...

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О боже!

00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:36,709

Ну вот мы и...

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Держи меня!

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Я ща упаду!

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Даа... попали.

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Фролек, докладывай!

Нашел еще персонал?

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Мы нашли кое-кого.

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Мы нашли этого мужика в камере в офисе шериффа.

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Вы выпустили Убийцу Мерфи?!

00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:04,535

Вы заплатите за то, что засунули меня в эту камеру!

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Прекратите! Прекратите играть немедленно!

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Почему вы выпустили Убийцу Мерфи?!

Он плохой человек.

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ЭТО Я ЗДЕСЬ, БЛ*ДЬ, "ПЛОХОЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК"!!!

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ПОНЯЛИ?

00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:18,082

Заканчивайте уже и скажите мне код от прохода в шахту!

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Вам придется просто убить нас, мистер, так как мы не имеем представления, о чем вы.

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Я не убью вас, если не расскажите...

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Я убью одного из них!

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Не меня! Неменя-неменя-неменя-неменя!

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Хотите увидеть, как ребенок умрет?

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Я не хочу видеть, как умрет ребенок!

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Я так в себе разочарован...

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Мр.Гаррисон наделил меня ответственностью...

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Мне всего лишь надо было приглядывать за своим партнером...

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А я просрал все!

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Не будь так строг к себе, Баттерс.

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Слезами горю не поможешь...

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Погоди, Баттерс, гляди!

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Вот оно! Вот наш шанс!

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Прыгаем, Баттерс! Давай!

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Быстрее! прыгаем по готовности!

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Сделаем это!

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Готов? Пошел!

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А как насчет тебя?

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Ты скажешь нам код от двери, или хочешь увидеть, как этот ребенок умрет?

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Извиняюсь, но я - жещина...

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А женщинам в наше время не доверяют знать военные тонкости.

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Твою мать!

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Чувак, они убьют Кенни!

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Нельзя этого допустить.

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Придется чем-то пожертвовать.

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Стен?

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Ты куда, Стен?

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Венди, я должен что-нибудь сделать!

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Пожалуйста, отвернись.

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Ну все, с меня хватит!

На счет "три" этот ребенок умрет.

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Да скажите уже этот *баный код!

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Приветствую вас, незнакомцы!

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Извините, что прерываю вас, но я пришел из Погостен Спрингс купить припасов.

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Здорова, товарищ!

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Что ты делаешь?

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Я слышал у вас проблемы с преступником, выбравшимся из тюрьмы.

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Так точно! Убийца Мерфи!

00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:22,474

Он сошел с ума когда кто-то убил его папашу!

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Они убили моего папашу!

00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:29,079

Я тут подумал...

Может вам стоит сделать дверь от камеры, открывающуюся цифрами, а не ключами.

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Ну знаете, как бооольшой сейф!

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Да, понимаю!

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Ну наконец-то слышу что-то вразумительное!

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Если бы у вас был такой сейф, каким бы номером вы хотели его открывать?

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Ну, я думаю, что простейшим для запоминания номером от большой двери был бы "1864".

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Так точно!

1864! Ведь этот год сейчас на дворе!

00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,482

1864?

00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:02,658

Фолек! Код у нас! Пакуй вещи!

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Возьмем с собой заложников!

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Нет! Вы же получили свой код!

00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,444

Вас понял! Какой код? Прием!

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Блин, копы нас все еще ищут.

00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:12,099

Ладно, подыграй мне, Баттерс!

00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:16,029

Ну разве это место не великолепно, Баттерс?

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Да, несомненно!

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Я даже не знаю, что мне понравилось больше: аутентичные здания, предметы или

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или великолепные костюмы поселенцев

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да-да, костюмы просто шикарные!

00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,469

Было здорово!

00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,933

Руки за голову!

00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:30,649

А что мы сделали?

Мы были здесь все это время.

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Заткнитесь и руки за голову!

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Отпустите друг друга!

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Неа.

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Делай как сказал!

00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:45,378

Мр.Гаррисон сказал, что мы должны держаться за руки все время, пока мы здесь!

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Пустите, или я отстрелю вам руки!

00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,259

Баттерс!

00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,138

Сейчас же!

00:18:51,139 --> 00:18:51,974

Нет!

00:19:04,949 --> 00:19:07,437

Позаботьтесь об этом, я останусь с заложниками.

00:19:10,545 --> 00:19:13,197

Убийца Мерфи, видишь того мужика?

00:19:13,198 --> 00:19:14,077

Ну!

00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:15,908

Это он замочил твоего папашу!

00:19:15,909 --> 00:19:16,575

Что?!

00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:18,218

Да я ему голову оторву!

00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:22,558

У нас есть шанс, заложники не на мушке!

00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:27,323

Они прорываются!

00:19:40,237 --> 00:19:42,028

Заложники в безопасности у входа в парк.

00:19:42,029 --> 00:19:44,475

Я до тебя добрался, Первопроходец Пол!

00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,203

Нельзя было выпускать тебя из тюрьмы, Убийца Мерфи!

00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,454

Стоять, падонок! Все кончено!

00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:06,136

Убийца Мерфи убьет Первопроходца Пола!

00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,153

Остановитесь! Все кончено!

00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:17,518

Приветствую, товарищи! Уже 5 часов. "Деревня первопроходцев" заканчивает свою работу на сегодня.

00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:20,477

Садитесь в свои повозки и отправляйтесь к себе домой.

00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:21,628

Мы сделали это!

00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:22,393

Сделали!

00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,860

Боже, запарилась в этом платье.

00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:33,988

Короче, если кому еще надо, телефон в администрации, код выхода во внешнюю сеть - 9-ка.

00:20:33,989 --> 00:20:36,350

Запасной выход находится за зданием конюшни.

00:20:36,351 --> 00:20:37,990

Удачи всем! Спасибо, что пришли!

00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:39,100

Мы сделали это, ребят!

00:20:39,556 --> 00:20:41,844

Пойдемте в T. J. I.-Friday's поужинаем!

00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:42,913

Да, будет здорово!

00:20:49,222 --> 00:20:50,802

Стен, ты показал себя очень храбрым!

00:20:50,803 --> 00:20:52,668

Но ты действительно разговаривал как полный придурок.

00:20:52,911 --> 00:20:53,503

Я знаю.

00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,764

Иди давай!

00:20:54,765 --> 00:20:56,024

Полегче с рукой!

00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:56,955

Вот еще!

00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,002

Ну теперь ты надолго сядешь.

Стоило оно того?

00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:01,711

Да на самом деле стоило.

00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:06,667

Может, скрыться мне не удалось, но, по крайней мере, я узнал многое о жизни первопроходцев старого Запада.

00:21:06,668 --> 00:21:11,223

У тех поселенцев не было тех современных удобств, которые мы сейчас принимаем за должное...

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Подумать только, как в те времена было трудно делать самые простые вещи, например, стирать одежду.

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"Деревня первопроходцев" может многому нас научить.

00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:20,853

Ты прав.

00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,466

Эй, смотрите!

00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,566

Мр.Гаррисон, мой партнер вернулся в автобус.

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,081

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ ( mumbling ) ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪♪

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Kids, everyone together.

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Welcome to Pioneer Village.

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This is a re-creation of early Colorado days.

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I want you all to meet pioneer Paul.

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Hi, kids, welcome to my village.

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I settled here in 1864 with my maw and paw.

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Sure thing, I ain't never seen strange

clothes like you all are wearin' !

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And what's that fancy yellow

horse carriage you got out there ?

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- Ugh.

- This is gonna suck.

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When y'all are ready,

just head up to the village.

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All the townsfolk are there

to answer your questions.

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And welcome to 1864.

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Sit 'em up !

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Thank you, pioneer Paul.

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All right, kids, this is a big place

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so I want everyone to pick a

partner to hold hands with.

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Let's be partners, Kenny.

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No, I'm partners with Craig.

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Oh, okay.

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Stan, let's be partners, dude.

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No, I'm with Wendy.

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Ugh, you wanna hold hands with a girl ?

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Gaywad.

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All right, let's be partners, Kyle.

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I hate you, remember ?

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You wanna be partners, Jimmy ?

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Jesus, what have I ever done to you ?

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Craig ? Token ?

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Who... who else

needs a partner ?

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Uh, who else needs a partner ?

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Eric, partner with Butters.

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God damn it.

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Hold Butters' hand, Eric !

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That isn't necessary !

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Butters, you are not to

let go of Eric's hand

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until you are both back on that bus !

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Do you understand ?

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I understand.

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All right, let's head in.

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- You can let go now, Butters.

- No.

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Butters, come on.

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No !

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All right, kids, go ahead and visit

the charming villagers and learn stuff.

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Keep track of your partner.

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Why, howdy partners.

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I'm the town blacksmith.

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Are you folks settlers or are ya

just trappers passin' through ?

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Uh, look, can we just drop

the role-playing thing ?

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I would play along,

but my girlfriend's here,

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and I don't wanna look like

a total dork in front of her.

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Thanks, Stan.

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These folks sure are strange, Smithy.

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We ain't never seen them kind of

fancy hats in our time, have we ?

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That guy's wearing a digital watch.

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Oh, jeez...

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Damn it, Chad.

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Sorry, I'm sorry.

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Well, howdy partners, I'm the town gunsmith.

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You see, in our time, it's pretty violent.

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See them holes in the walls ?

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That's so we can put rifles through

to protect us from injuns.

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I wanna shoot an Indian !

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Now, some of you might

wanna meet Abigail

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at the candle-makin' house

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or you can head over to the general store.

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You see any injuns?

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Nah, it's just the city and a--

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Oh, my Jesus Christ, monkey balls.

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Super Phun Thyme.

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Dude, check it out !

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We're only two blocks

from a Super Phun Thyme !

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They got video games

and rides and everything !

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Oh, that's cool.

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Well come on, Eric, we need to

catch up with everyone.

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Dude, screw this place.

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We gotta go to Super Phun Thyme !

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Oh, no, I'm not sneaking out !

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I'll get in trouble !

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Fine, then let go of my hand.

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Teacher said I can't let go

'til we're back on the bus !

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Well, which is it gonna be, Butters ?

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Are you gonna ditch out with me

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or are you gonna disobey

the teacher's stupid rule ?

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I'm not letting go !

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Fine, then you're coming with me.

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No, Eric !

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Butters, let go, God damn it !

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No !

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Teacher, teacher !

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This here is our general store.

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It's where I buy all my supplies and sich.

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Howdy, partners, I own this har general store !

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Look, Stan, they had beefjerky back then.

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What do you mean "back then" ?

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Don't forget, it's 1864.

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Right, except for it really isn't.

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Sure it is, just look around you.

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( sirens in distance )

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what's that ?

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Sounds like police sirens.

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What's a sireen?

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We ain't never heard-a no sireen in 1864.

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( tires screeching )

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We lost 'em !

We lost 'em !

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Damn, pig cops !

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Close that gate !

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- What's going on ?

- I don't know.

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Everyone, down on

the ground now !

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Whoa now,

I'm Sheriff Mclawdog.

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I settled here back in 1850--

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Jesus Christ !

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We gotta call the police !

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Where's your phone ?

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A phone ?

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Why, what's a phone ?

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We ain't never heard of sich a thang.

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- What ?!

- Come on !

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This is serious !

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Store hand, you ever heard

of this fancy-smancy fone?

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Uh, no.

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We ain't got a phone in our time.

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Dude, they just shot a guy in the face.

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We gotta call the cops !

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If you mean the law,

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only law round here is

town sheriff, Mclawdog.

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You see, 1864 is a time of

growth and development

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in the old west--

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This is not the time for that !

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Oh, man, this is gonna be awesome !

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Butters, if you don't let go of my hand,

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everyone here is going to think we're gay.

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Well, that's your problem !

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All right, Butters, I've seriously had enough !

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( grunting )

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Jesus Christ !

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One please.

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Make that two !

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Aww, aren't you two cute, holdin' hands.

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Are you special little buddies ?

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- No !

- No !

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Dude, this place shreds !

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What should we do first ?

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We should get back to Pioneer Village,

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that's what we should do !

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Butters, we're going to get back

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before anybody even

notices we were gone.

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Let's go hit the bumper cars !

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Over here, this looks like an office.

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Here !

Here's a phone !

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Why, what a straaaange contraption !

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I can't get a dial tone.

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What's the number to dial out ?

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"Dial out" ?

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Partner, them are some

funny words you're usin'.

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Dude, do you understand

what's going on here !?

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Maybe they're right, Brian.

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I mean, this is a special circumstance--

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[grunts]

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Ha... I mean, this here

room sure is strange.

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We have nothing like these

fancy devices in our time.

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Yeah, I'll say.

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I got through--

hello, police ?

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9-1-1 , what's your emergency ?

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There's some terrorists or

bank robbers or something

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that've taken our class hostage.

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Taken hostage where ?

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The old Pioneer Village off of Kipling.

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You mean that annoying place where

employees won't break character ?

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Sister, you don't know the half of it.

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Check it out, dude, I'm a spaceman !

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Spaceman, yes !

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♪ I'm having a Super Phun Thyme day ♪

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Yeah, get that guy !

Shoot that guy !

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Yeah, now over here !

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Ha-ha-ha-ha !

Oh, you got it ! Nice !

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♪ Super Phun Thyme

please don't go away ♪

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What are you oglin' at ?!

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♪ No more worries or cares ♪

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♪ It's Super Phun Thyme ♪

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- Oh, man, whoa !

- Whoa !

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♪ The answer to my prayers ♪

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♪ Super Phun Thyme ♪

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♪ Super Phun Thyme you're all I need ♪

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Yeah, fire it up !

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♪ Super Phun Thyme 'til I freakin' bleed ♪

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♪ I want you morning noon and night ♪

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♪ Super Phun Thyme ♪

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Yeah, bumper cars !

Sweet !

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♪ You make my life so right ♪

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♪ Super Phun Thyme ♪

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That's it, Eric.

We have to be getting back !

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Aww, just a few more things.

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No, if we don't leave right now,

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we're gonna miss the bus

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and then they'll know we left !

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[sighs]

I guess you're right, Butters.

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All right, come on.

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Set up the satellite relay.

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Check for alternate routes out of the area.

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Unfortunately, your police department

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got wind of our robbery

and chased after us.

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That is unfortunate for you,

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because when I think it is clear to leave

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we will now need to take hostages with us

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to insure our goods get to

their final destination.

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Please, if you must take anyone,

don't take me.

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These kids are worth more to you.

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( sirens approaching )

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How did they find us ?

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Get the loot out of the car

and stash it in that building.

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( guns cocking )

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All right, men, listen up.

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Looks like our thieves

tried to hide out here.

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They've got the employees

and some school kids held hostage.

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Tucker, Dillon, set up a perimeter.

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Everyone stay on your toes.

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These are professionals

we're dealing with here.

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What did they rob, sir ?

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A Burger King.

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All right, good, is that all of it ?

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No, don't forget we got these too.

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Excellent.

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Now, listen, everyone,

we're going to be all right.

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This is only a small hitch in our plan.

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I'd like to speak with the chief of police.

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"Who is this ?"

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This is the man who is going to kill

an entire class of fourth-graders

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if he doesn't get exactly what he wants.

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Why aren't the cops coming in ?

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They must be negotiating.

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Them there bandits sure

look mighty strange.

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And them pistols is way bigger

than what's we gots !

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Will you shut up ?

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Wait, you have guns here ?

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Sure, sheriff got lots of rifles in his office.

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Well, why don't you go get them

and bring them back here.

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All righty, come on, store hand.

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Yepper !

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Oh, man, I can't wait to see

the look on Kyle's face

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when we tell him we

had Super Phun Thyme

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while he was at the dumb Pioneer Village.

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We're not telling anybody !

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I don't want to get in trouble.

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And I didn't have

a Super Phun Thyme anyways !

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Butters, you gotta learn to chill.

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Life goes by pretty fast.

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If you don't stop and look

around once in while

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and do whatever you want all the time,

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you could miss it.

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Yeah, well, I guess that's kinda true.

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Uh-oh.

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Crap, they called the cops on us.

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What ?!

They called the cops ?!

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They must have realized we left-- damn.

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Oh, my god, the police are looking for us !

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Shh, shh, Butters !

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We're gonna get it now !

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Butters, Butters, calm down.

I know a way out this.

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You just got me busted forever.

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( crying )

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Butters, listen to me, listen.

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No.

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All we have to do is sneak back

inside without the cops seeing us.

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Then we can say we were inside all along.

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You said they wouldn't notice we were gone.

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You promised.

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If we sneak back inside,

we can say we never left, all right ?

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All right, now let go of my hand.

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- No.

- Butters--

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You made me break one rule.

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I'm not breaking the other !

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It's all I have now.

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All right, come on.

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Keep the hostages from talking

and search for holdouts.

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Everyone check in at two-minute intervals.

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I hope you have good news, Orlich.

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The police have us completely

surrounded on all sides.

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There's no way we're getting out above

ground without being spotted.

00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,383

Above ground ?

00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,252

Look, I found this at the rear of the park.

00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:28,620

It's an old mine shaft.

00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,023

But Pioneer Village was sued

when a kid died in it,

00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:35,093

so they closed it down and protected it

with a huge metal door with a coded lock.

00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,828

So if we can get into the shaft,

00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,430

we can tunnel our way

around the police.

00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,432

Excellent.

00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,034

One more thing, Franz.

00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,569

I want my share of the take now.

00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:47,272

What's the matter, Orlich,

lose your sense of trust ?

00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,541

I was just thinking maybe

we get through that tunnel,

00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:52,878

then you take the loot to Berlin

and I never see you again.

00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:55,514

I want my cut.

00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,082

Very well.

00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,194

I'm going to ask you again.

00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,030

What is the door code to the tunnel ?

00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:12,931

I told ya, mister,

00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,400

what would I know about a door code ?

00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,269

I'm just a simple blacksmith.

00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:18,370

With my trusty forge,

00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,206

I makes all the metalworks

for the village-- ugh !

00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,240

You are an employee here,

00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,109

that means you are required

to know the door code

00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,977

for fire-code reasons,

00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:29,448

Mr. David Palmer of Colorado Springs.

00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,150

My name ain't Palmer, it's ol' Smithy.

00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,286

And we ain't never heard-a no fire code.

00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,923

Why, we gots to put fires out

ourselves when the-- ugh !

00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:38,957

That's it.

00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,859

Tell me the code or you die.

00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,329

( weeping )

00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,798

one, two...

00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:49,401

- I...

- Yes ?

00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,037

I don't know nothin'

about no fancy door code.

00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,573

I'm just a simple blacksmith.

00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,907

Blah !

00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:01,213

These Pioneer Village workers

are really committed to their job.

00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,815

No, please, don't hurt me !

00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:07,686

Give us the code to that

door and we can leave !

00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,622

I never heard of something

called a door code.

00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:12,958

Please, can't you ask some other way ?!

00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,160

I don't have time for your stupid game !

00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,761

Tell me or you die right now !

00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,063

All right, all right !

00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,933

Look, it's just one of those

Jinkins home-security locks.

00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,870

You press the top button

and then enter one--

00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,172

( gunshot )

Ahghgh !

00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,907

( all gasping )

00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,775

What he meant to say, kids,

00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,578

is that we ain't never

heard of no fancy door code

00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:38,049

'cause in our time, we gots

to rely on wood locks and sich.

00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,719

God damn it, you people

are fucking insane !

00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,554

I don't believe it.

00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:45,257

Domino, Volski, find out if there are any other

00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,359

employees or students wandering about !

00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,794

Bring them here or shoot them !

00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,097

Oh, crap, we gotta hide.

Come on !

00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:59,171

Yeah, we gotta g-g-g-get

the hell outta here f-f-f-fa-fast.

00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,342

Sector bravo, no activity.

00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,512

Jeez, the cops are looking

for us everywhere.

00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,282

Don't worry, they're not gonna

find us 'til we're safely back inside.

00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,951

Look, see that traffic signal down there ?

00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,019

If we can climb across that,

00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,254

we can jump to the tree branch

and then we're home free.

00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,289

That looks dangerous.

00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,090

Not getting busted always is, Butters.

00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,759

Come on.

00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,730

Ughgh... ughggh !

00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,032

Good, that's got it.

00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,066

Good, good !

00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,670

All right, let's head across.

00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,138

Go easy... good.

00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,439

Oh, gosh in heaven.

00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,174

It's all right, we got it no problem--

00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,075

- Wah !

- Whoa !

00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,577

- Save me !

- I'm gonna fall !

00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,011

Whahggh !

00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,180

Whagh !

Whagh !

00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,253

Oh, dude, lame.

00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,523

Frolich, check in.

00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,258

Have you found any other employees ?

00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,659

( man )

We found somebody !

00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,762

We found this guy in the jail

of the sheriff's office.

00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,630

( gasping )

00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,732

You let out

Murderin' Murphey !

00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:04,302

Y'all are gonna get it

for puttin' me in that thar jail !

00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,103

Stop it !

00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,739

Stop your bad historical acting right now !

00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:08,607

Tarnation !

00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,308

Why'd you let Murderin' Murphey go !

00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,643

He's a bad man !

00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,612

I am the fucking bad man !

00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,646

Do you get that ?!

00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,016

Knock it off and give me

the mine-shaft access code !

00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,784

Yer just gonna have to kill us, mister,

00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,053

'cause you ain't making no sense t'all.

00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,655

I won't kill you if you don't tell me.

00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,091

I'll kill one of them !

00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:30,128

Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me !

00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,364

You want to see a child die ?

00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,699

No, they don't want to see a child die !

00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,244

I am so disappointed in myself.

00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,380

Teacher gave me a responsibility.

00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:52,851

I was just supposed to

look after my partner and I blew it.

00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,219

Don't be too hard on yourself, Butters.

00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,488

You can't help being a douche bag.

00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,958

Wait, Butters, look !

00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,226

This is it, this is our chance !

00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,594

Swing over, Butters, go !

00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,396

Heh !

00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,633

Quick-- are you ready ?

We gotta jump !

00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,668

Let's do it !

00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,803

Ready ?! Go !

00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,642

- Heh !

- Hagh !

00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,445

What about you ?

00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,213

Will you tell us the access code

00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,149

or do you want to see this kid die ?

00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,717

I'm sorry, I'm a woman,

00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,786

and women in our time

ain't allowed to know

00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,954

the carrings on of the town propa!

00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,924

God damn it !

00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,927

Dude, they're gonna kill Kenny !

00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,562

I can't let them do it.

00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:40,465

I've got to make the ultimate sacrifice.

00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,635

Stan ?

00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,670

Where are you going, Stan ?

00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,706

Wendy, I have to do something.

00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,140

Please look away.

00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,112

All right, that does it.

00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,214

On the count of three, this child dies.

00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,882

One, two...

00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,517

Give them the fucking door code !

00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:03,321

Well, howdy thar, strangers !

00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,522

Sorry to interrupt ye,

00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,124

but I done come from Pagosa Springs

00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,660

to buy me some wares n' sitch.

00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,796

Oh, welcome partner !

00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,498

- Howdy ! Welcome !

- Howdy there !

00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,933

What-what are you doing ?

00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,434

I heard y'all had some difficulty

00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,603

with a criminal gettsin' outta yer jail.

00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,271

That's right, Murderin' Murphey !

00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,374

He's crazy 'cause somebody killed his paw.

00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,042

They killed my paw!

00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,611

I reckon that maybe you

could make a jail door

00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,414

that opened with numbers instead of keys.

00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,617

You know, like a biiiig safe.

00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,954

Yeah, I understand that.

00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,290

Finally, a feller that talks some sense !

00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,760

If'n y'all was to have such a giant safe,

00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,661

what would you villagers

want the number to be

00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,498

to unlock that thar jail door shuck 'em up?

00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,434

Oh, well, I reckon the easiest

number to remember

00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:54,706

for any big safe door lock would be... 1864.

00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,743

Yup, 1864, 'cause that's the year it is.

00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,845

1864.

00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,881

Orlich, we have the door code,

start packing up.

00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,482

We'll take the hostages with us.

00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,352

No, you got your door code, let us go !

00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,052

Copy that.

00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,188

What's the code ?

Over.

00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,656

Sweet, there's still cops

looking for us in here.

00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,292

All right, follow my lead, Butters.

00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:16,594

Oh, man, hasn't this place

been fascinating, Butters ?

00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,029

Yeah, it sure has.

00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,731

Oh, I just don't know

what I've liked better,

00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,366

the historical buildings and artifacts

00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,734

or the... or the...

00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,636

Or the witty anecdotes of the townspeople.

00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,971

Witty anecdotes, yes, that's

been-- that's been awesome.

00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,173

Been a hoot, all right !

00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,707

Get your hands behind your head !

00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,442

What did we do ?

00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:31,576

We've been here the whole time.

00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,278

Shut up, put your hands behind your head !

00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,079

Do it now !

00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,218

Let go of each other !

00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,586

Huh-uh.

00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,821

Do what I tell you !

00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:46,057

Our teacher said we have to hold

hands the whole time we're here !

00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,059

Let go or else I'll put

a bullet through your hands

00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,294

and make you let go !

00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,061

Butters.

00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:52,497

- Now !

- No !

00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,965

Agh !

00:18:58,404 --> 00:18:59,471

Jesus christ !

00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:02,974

Ahghgh !

Ahghgh !

00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:05,944

Go !

Go take care of it !

00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,846

I'll stay with the hostages !

00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:13,017

Hey, Murderin' Murphey,

you see that there feller ?

00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:13,952

Yeah.

00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,687

He done killed yer pawr.

00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:16,488

What ?

00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,156

I'll rip his head off !

00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,325

Ahghgh !

00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,527

We've got a chance !

Hostages are clear !

00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,632

They're comin' in !

00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:31,970

Ahahghg !

00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,241

Argh !

00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,142

[All screaming]

00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,978

Move, move, move !

00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,946

Hostages are secure at the park entrance !

00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,282

I gots you now, pioneer Paul !

00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,352

They should-a never

let you out a jail, Murderin' Murphey !

00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,787

( grunting )

00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,223

Blargh !

00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,264

Freeze scumbag, it's all over !

00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,032

( guns cocking )

00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,334

( gagging )

00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,803

Murderin' Murphey's gonna kill pioneer Paul !

00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,805

Stop right now, it's over !

00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,641

( gagging )

00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,043

[music playing]

00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:14,445

( man on loudspeaker )

Howdy, partners, it's 5:00.

00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,215

Pioneer Village is now closed for the day.

00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,718

Head back to your wagons

and have a safe trip home.

00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,220

- We made it !

- We made it !

00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,422

[All cheering]

00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,591

Oh, God, I can't wait to get out of this dress !

00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,160

- Yeah, woo-hoo !

- That was great !

00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:30,862

Uh, listen, if anyone still wants to know,

00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,564

the phone is in the administration building.

00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,464

You dial nine to get out.

00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:36,100

And there's actually a back exit

behind the horse troughs.

00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,102

Good night, everybody, thanks for comin' !

00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,037

We did it, guys !

00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,573

Let's go to T.G.I. Fridays and get

some jalapeno poppers !

00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,041

- Yeah, that'd be great !

- All right !

00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,710

- Oh, yeah, jalapeno poppers !

- Let's go !

00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,213

( police radio chatter )

00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,848

Stan, you were really brave in there,

00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,617

but you did kinda sound like a big dork.

00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:53,751

I know.

00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,819

Come on, you !

00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,154

You're hurting my arm !

00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,055

Too bad !

00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,957

You'll be going away for a long time.

00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,458

Was it worth it ?

00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,160

In a way, it was.

00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,361

I might not have gotten away,

00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:07,131

but at least I learned a lot

about pioneer life in the old west.

00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,767

Those early settlers didn't

have the modern conveniences

00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,136

we all take for granted today.

00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,505

To think how difficult

it was back in those times

00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:17,809

to do something as simple

as washing your clothes.

00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,978

Pioneer Village has a lot to teach us all.

00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,280

That's true.

00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,149

Hey, look.

00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:39,931

( groaning )

00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,635

Teacher, my partner is back on the bus.