Канада бастует

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Дети, тихо, пжалста, пнятненько?

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Вы, может, не знали, но сегодня - День поддержки Канады.

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Блин, мне уже скучно.

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Нас поросили показать вам фильм от Международного Канадского Бюро.

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Включайте, пжалуйста!

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Привет! Я Стивен Абовмент, президент Всемирного Канадского Бюро.

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Вам когда-нибудь приходило в голову, насколько Канада важна для всего мира?

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Прямо сейчас я хотел бы попросить

всех канадских детей встать.

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Только посмотрите на всех ваших

замечательных одноклассников-канадцев.

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Посмотрите, насколько они разнообразны!

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Когда вы думаете о Канаде,

какое слово первым приходит вам на ум?

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Педерастия!

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Точно! Дух!

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А что делает Канаду такой важной?

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Ничего!

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Дорогие канадцы!

Слишком долго нас унижали и притесняли!

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Вчера должен был состоятся День поддержки и понимания.

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Вместо этого

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День поддержки Канады был высмеян по всему миру!

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Никто не принимает канадцев всерьез!

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Походу, никто не уважает Канаду.

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Точно! И я считаю, что пришла пора

показать миру, как им хреново будет без Канады!

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Вместе мы донесем наше послание миру:

пора Канаде бастовать!

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Бастовать?

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ДА!

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Бастуйте, канацы! Бастуйте вместе!

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Канада бастует!

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Канада бастует!

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Канада!

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Канада!

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КАНАДА!

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КАНАДА!

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Канада бастует!

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Канада говорит: "за*бали!"

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За*бали стебаться! Хотим уважения!

Потому и бастуем!

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И рабочие и клерки,

все берут выходной!

Канада бастует!

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Канада бастует!

От Ванкувера до Сейнт Джонса.

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Мы показываем свои маленькие средние пальцы

в знак протеста!

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А с нашими пальцами в ж*пе

вы уже не будете так круты.

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Канада бастует!

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И мы не отступим перед трудностями!

Наша воля сильна!

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Мы даже потратили 3 часа,

чтобы отрепетировать эту песенку!

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Канада бастует!

И пофиг где ты!

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Если ты канадец,

внеси свою лепту!

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Выходите на улицы!

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Точно! Сосите мои канадские яйца!

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Канада бастует!

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КАНАДА БАСТУЕТ!

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Когда вы говорите "Канада бастует",

что конкретно вы имеете в виду?

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А ты как думаешь?!

Мы бастуем, приятель, все, за*бали!

Бастуем пока не получим, что хотим!

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А кто Вы вообще такой,

чтобы организовывать забастовку?

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Я Стивен Абовмент, лидер ВГА.

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ВГА?

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Да, Всемирное Канадское Бюро.

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И что же хочет Канада?

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Нам нужно больше бабла!

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Да, больше бабок!

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Но откуда?

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Да откуда угодно! У Канады недостаточно денег!

У других стран полно бабла, мы тоже хотим немного.

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Как насчет виртуальных денег?

Интернет приносит кучу бабок.

Дайте нам виртуальных бабок!

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Да, дайте нам виртуальных бабосов!

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Мистер Адобмент, мне кажется,

Вы не совсем понимаете,

как работает мировая экономика...

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Да хорош мне уши говном заливать!

Вы дадите Канаде бабла или нет?!

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Боюсь, мы не можем ничем помочь.

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Значит, вы не оставляете Канаде выбора.

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Забастовка продолжится!

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"Бибикнините, если поддерживаете Канаду"

Эй, милая, смотри!

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Мы поддерживаем движения!

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Да, мы очень продвинутая пара!

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Да!

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Как забавно!

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Ну что ж,

мы сделали достаточно добра на неделю.

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Я думаю теперь я могу трахнуть тебя в ж*пу

и бог не разозлится!

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Правда?! Чудесненько!

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Пацаны, я беспокоюсь за своего брата.

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Нам пофиг.

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Тебе не должно быть пофиг!

Эта забастовка касается каждого!

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Начинается!

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"T&P"

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Шоу Терренса и Филлипа!

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Сегодняшняя серия:

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Название серии - непереводимый каламбур

к названию известного фильма "I heart huckabees"

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Блин, опять?!

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Твою мать! Они этот эпизод уже 80 раз показали!

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Зацени, Филлип, у меня новая машина-гибрид!

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Она ездит на электричестве?

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Нет, она использует природный газ!

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*пердеж*

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Как-то теряется кайф от просмотра.

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Твою ж мать, где нам взять

новые выпуски Терренса и Филиппа?!

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Ты что, не понимаешь?

Не будет новых выпусков.

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Терренс и Филипп - канадцы,

мы должны заставить Канаду прекратить бастовать.

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Да пофиг,

можем и американские комедии посмотреть.

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Ты думаешь это плохо?!

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А помнишь, когда я пел "кукарачу" сенатору Кедни?

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Нет! НЕТ!!!

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Мы до этого не опустимся!

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1, 2, 3, 4...

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Канада заслуживает больше... денег!

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1, 2, 3, 4...

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Канада заслуживает больше... денег!

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Слушай, приятель,

нам нужно домой.

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Домой?!

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Но вы не можете уйти с пикета.

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Но это все слишком затянулось.

Филипп вообще диабетик.

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Слушай, мы должны держаться стойко!

Если вы не можете поддержать своих товарищей канадцев,

значит вы - крысы.

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Не называй меня крысой, приятель.

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Я тебе не приятель, друг.

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Он тебе не друг, парень.

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Я не твой парень, приятель.

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Он не твой приятель, друг.

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Я тебе не друг, парень.

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Вы что, ничего не понимаете?!

Вы думаете забастовка - это шутка?

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Вы думаете, над ней можно постебаться?!

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Да, вы думаете, что это смешно?!

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Разве вы не видите,

что мы должны держаться вместе,

иначе мы - ничто!

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Стивен, Стивен! Звонок из США!

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Они хотят поговорить об окончании забастовки!

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Что я вам говорил!

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Я же говорил, что мы их в конце концов

возьмем за яйца!

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Ладно, тихо, тихо всем!

Ща я им устрою!

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Алло, это Стивен Адобмент, президент ВГА.

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Привет! Мы хотели бы, чтобы вы прекратили забастовку.

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Да, в натуре?!

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Им хватило! Они хотят, чтоб забастовка прекратилась.

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Тихо, тихо... Я разберусь.

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Ну что ж, мы готовы завершить забастовку,

если вы согласитесь, что у нас должно быть больше бабок.

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Мы абсолютно уверены, что у вас должно быть больше бабок!

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Получилось! Мы их сделали!

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Итак, сколько вы готовы нам отвалить?

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Ну, вообще-то у нас совсем мало денег...

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Ах так?! Хотите жестких переговоров, значит?!

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А что насчет виртуальных денег?

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Виртуальных?

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Слушай сюда, друг,

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тебе лучше достать нам побольше денег.

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И до тех пор, пока ты не притащишь мне солидную сумму,

я не прекращу до тебя до*бываться,

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грязная корпоративная крыса!

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Не волнуйтесь, это - переговоры.

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Это хорошо, мы схватили их за яйца!

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Ну и че они сказали?

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Они сказали, что мы должны дать им бабла,

которое стрясем с интернета.

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Ну и как мы стрясем с инета бабла?!

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Ну, а как другие люди делают бабки на инете?

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Мы должны вывесить в инете что-то,

что всем понравится.

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Погоди, я придумал!

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Оригинал в исполнении чернож*пого пидара Samwell'а:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

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Все больше и больше просмотров!

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Охренительно!

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Не волнуйся Айк, забастовка скоро закончится.

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Переходим к мировым новостям:

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Император Японии заявляет о военном расширении...

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А че про нас ничего не сказали?

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Когда они уже перейдут к забастовке?!

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Не парься, забастовка - крупное событие.

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Я уверен, она будет среди главных новостей.

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Другая новость - новое видео в интернете,

у которого уже больше 10 млн. просмотров!

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На нем у*бищного вида паренек танцует и поет:

"Что? Что? В моей ж*пе!"

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Всего за неделю это видео стало

самым просматриваемым в Америке!

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Мальчик в этом видео,

которого многие уже прозвали

"тот самый мальчик-гей",

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уже приглашен в сегодняшнее

шоу Джимми Кимбелла.

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Черт возьми, это не новости!

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А как же мы?!

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Послушай, Стивен,

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мы с Терренсом тут поразмышляли...

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знаешь, возможно, мы не сможем победить в этот раз...

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Мы победим! Надо только верить в это!

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Ну да, но все вокруг мрут с голоду.

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Да, парень, давай просто сдадимся.

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Не называй меня парнем!

Я не твой парень, друг!

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Я тебе не друг, приятель!

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Я тебе не приятель, парень!

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Подождите, вот оно! Включите! Там про нас!

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И в завершении выпуска новое

развитие событий канадской забастовки.

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Для тех, кто не знает и кому пофиг,

Канада забастовкой требует больше денег.

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Я же говорил вам! Говорил же!

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Потрясающим оборотом событий явилось

то, что тысячи людей из Дании...

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...приплывают в США в надежде

заменить бастующих канадцев.

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Че?

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Вы датчане, и вправду думаете,

что можете заменить канадцев?

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Ну, там, откуда мы родом,

тоже достаточно холодно...

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...мы тоже любим хоккей и никто

на нас не обращает внимания.

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Никто даже не знает,

где находится Дания.

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Точно. Так что можно считать,

что мы - европейские канадцы.

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Уроды!

Как вы могли?!

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Привет!

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То, что мы вывесили в инете, имело огромный

успех, и мы хотели бы получить свои бабки.

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Возьмите номерок и ждите с остальными.

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Мэм, возможно Вы не узнали инет-сенсацию -

"того самого мальчика-гея" с YouTube.

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ВОЗЬМИТЕ НОМЕРОК И

ЖДИТЕ С ОСТАЛЬНЫМИ!

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Шоколадный дождь!

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Эй, я тебя знаю!

Ты пацан "Что? Что? В моей ж*пе!"

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"Что? Что? В заду!", приятель.

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Да это Трон-мужик! Я видел его на YouTube!

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Еще бы! Все величайшие звезды интернета здесь.

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Конечно, вы помните Numa Numa.

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И звездно-войного паренька.

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И интернет-сенсацию - милую чихающую панду.

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И драматичный бурундук.

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Блин, я вас всех в инете видел!

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Ну, а сколько людей видело твое видео?

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Несколько сотен тысяч.

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Простая х*ета!

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Шоколадный Дождь создал 10 шедевров.

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Теоретически, я - миллионер.

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Да пошел ты! У тебя с прошлого года ничего интересного.

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Оставьте Шоколадный Дождь в покое!

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Оставьте его в покое!

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Я серьезно!

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Прошу прощения.

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Я слушаю.

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Корпоративный крысеныш.

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Ты говорил, что дашь нам денег.

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Мы работаем над этим.

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Мы пухнем с голоду.

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Ты думаешь, мы сдадимся?

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Ты знаешь, что многие канадцы уже

поговаривают о прекращении забастовки.

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Ты заставил меня заплатить

по счету, и ты это знаешь!

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Сэр, мы делаем все, что можем.

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Повторяю: я заплатил по счету!

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Теперь ты счастлив?!

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Я заплатил по счету и теперь

мой авторитет подорван твоими

*баными методами!

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Ты хоть понимаешь, как глупо

это будет выглядеть, если я отзову

забастовку после всего этого?

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Я этого не сделаю, понял, парень?!

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Ты заблуждаешься!

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Неважно, что случится.

Я никогда не отзову забастовку!

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Даже если мы все умрем.

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Но мы не хотим, чтобы вы погибли.

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Тогда поторопитесь.

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Нам немного осталось.

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Наша кровь будет на твоих руках.

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Надо поторапливаться!

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Извините, Вы нас вперед не пропустите?

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Вот уж хрен!

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Нет никого важнее Шоколадного Дождя.

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Заканчивай уже, зазнайка!

И кто же короновал тебя

величайшей инет звездой?!

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Я!

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Когда я стал величайшим из вас, уроды!

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Да уж конечно!

У Смеющегося дитя в 4 раза

больше просмотров, чем у тебя!

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Завали *бало,

Смеющееся Дитя!

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Вы забыли про Афро-ниндзя?!

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Мой инет фишняк мощнее,

чем у кого бы то ни было!

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Я заработал более 100 млн

теоретических баксов!

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Чихающая Панда теоретически

стоит миллиарды!

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Ты хочешь нах*й сдохнуть?!

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НЕЕЕТ!

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Оставьте Трон-мужика в покое!

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Оставьте его в покое!

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Хочешь немного шоколадного свинца, сука?!

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Оставьте Панду в покое!

Оставьте ее в покое!

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Я серьезно!

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Думал, я забыл про

тебя, Бурундук?!

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Мой мозг!

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Шикарно! Похоже, мы теперь следующие.

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Стивен! Стивен! Они здесь!

Они прибыли для переговоров!

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Че?!

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В натуре?!

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Ну вот, мы достали вам бабла!

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А вы кто еще?!

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Мы те, с кем Вы разговаривали

насчет виртуальных денег.

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Вот!

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Мы выручили 10 млн

теоретических долларов.

И все вам!

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Теоретических баксов?

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И что мне, мать вашу, с ними делать?!

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Вы зря потратили время.

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Эй, мы из кожи вон вылезли, чтобы

добыть эти теоретические бабки!

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Да! Теперь меня все за пидора держат!

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Ты и есть пидор, Баттерс.

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Чувак, может хорош уже?!

Мой маленький брат скоро умрет!

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Нет!

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Я не собираюсь выглядеть идиотом!

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Если я облажался,

да еще и потащил всех за собой,

то я никогда это не признаю!

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Алло, это глава ВГА.

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Всемирного Канадского Бюро.

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Мистер Абовмент!

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Это Глобальное Всемирное Собрание Лидеров.

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Мы хотели бы поговорить

с Вами насчет забастовки.

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В натуре?!

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Вы хотите переговоров?

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Не совсем.

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Мы просто хотели попросить разрешения,

когда вы все передохните,

построить на вашей земле парк развлечений.

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Алло.

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Может, вы им все-таки что-нибудь дадите?

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Прошу прощения?

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Канадцам не хочется выглядеть идиотами.

Они хотят хоть чего-то добиться.

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Просто дайте им что-нибудь.

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Ну, мы могли бы дать Канаде

маленький утешительный приз.

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Если они отвалят вам немного чего-нибудь,

Вы закончите забастовку?

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А могут они это сделать поторжественнее?

Чтобы было видно, что я старался.

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Вы можете провернуть это поторжественнее?

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Ну почему бы и нет.

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Мы победили!

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И сколько мы поимели?

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Ну, мы...

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Мы не получили всего, чего требовали, но...

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Мы вели жесткие переговоры и...

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Получили купоны на скидку...

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...и бесплатную жвачку для каждого канадца.

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Эти купоны позволят вам

получить бесплатный завтрак.

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Ложки-вилки, правда,

придется покупать отдельно.

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Мы сделали это!

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Друзья!

Это величайшая победа в канадской истории.

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Айк!

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АЙК!

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Забастовке конец.

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Конец?

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Да, держи!

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Блин, я так рад, что все позади.

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И я.

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Да, но знаете, я сегодня кое-чему научился.

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Мы думали, что срубим бабла на инете,

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но...

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...пока интернет - странен и удивителен для большинства людей, у виртуального механизма информационного распределения есть необходимсть в расширении и поглощении функций традиционной медии, потому и появляются обещания будущей виртуальной жизни. Но должно пройти несколько лет, прежде чем

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цифровое распространение медии в интернете сможет приносить прибыли, что станет следующим шагом в отчуждении продюсеров от традиционных прибыльных видов медии.

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Точняк!

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Да, мы их сделали!

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Всем веселиться я сказал!

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"Они отдали свои жизни забастовке"

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Притормозите на секунду.

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Секунду подождите!

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Мы тут посчитали...

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За время забастовки Канада потеряла

10,4 млн долларов.

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А наши купоны и жвачка

стоят в целом 380 долларов.

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А че вы на меня смотрите?!

Давайте танцевать!

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Ты не понимал, что делал, а теперь

еще ведешь себя так, будто хочешь,

чтоб мы пустили тебя дрейфовать!

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Вашу мать, вы что, не понимаете?!

Мы победили ради будущих канадцев.

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Наших детей больше не будут притеснять!

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Это была победа ради

уважения к Канаде.

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Эй! Какого хрена вы творите?!

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Мы отправляем тебя дрейфовать, идиот!

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Можешь отправиться жить к датчанам.

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Ты еще пожалеешь об этом, друг!

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Я тебе не друг, приятель!

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Я тебе не приятель, парень!

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Он не твой парень, друг!

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Я не твой друг, приятель!

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Мы тебе не приятели, парень!

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Я не ваш парень, друзья!

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ ( mumbling ) ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪♪

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Students, quiet please, m'kay.

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As you may or may not know,

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today is Canada Appreciation Day.

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Oh, God, I'm bored already !

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M'kay, so we've been

asked to show you a video

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from the World Canadian Bureau.

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Start the tape please.

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Hello, I am Stephen Abootman,

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Pwesident of the

World Canadian Bureau.

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Do you ever stop to think

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how important Canada is to the world ?

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Right now, I would like all

students of Canadian descent

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in this school to stand up.

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Just look at all these fine

Canadians in your school.

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See how diverse they are.

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When you think of Canada,

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what's the one thing

that comes to mind ?

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Gayness !

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( all laughing )

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That's right-- spirit.

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What is it that makes

Canada so important ?

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Nothing.

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( all laughing harder )

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My fellow Canadians,

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for too long we have been

pooshed around and ridiculed !

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Yesterday was supposed to be a day

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of appreciation and understanding.

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Instead,

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Canada Appreciation Day

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was mocked worldwide !

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( all jabbering )

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Nobody takes us Canadians seriously !

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It's like the world doesn't

respect Canada at all, eh ?!

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That's right.

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And I think it's time

for Canada to show the world

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just how bad things

would be without it !

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Together we can send a message.

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It's time for Canada to strike !

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Did you say strike ?

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Yes, every Canadian join me !

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Join together !

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Canada on strike !

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♪ Canada ♪

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♪ Canadaa ♪

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♪ Canadaaa ♪

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♪ Canadaaaa ♪

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♪ Canada on strike ♪

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♪ Canada says no more ♪

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♪ No more neglect we want respect ♪

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♪ That's what we're striking for ♪

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♪ All you bureaucrats

and corporate cats ♪

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♪ Can all just take a hike ♪

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♪ It's Canada ♪

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♪ On strike ♪

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♪ Canada on strike ♪

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♪ From Vancouver to St. Johns ♪

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♪ We raise our middle fingers ♪

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♪ For you all to sit upon ♪

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♪ And with our fingers up your ass ♪

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♪ You won't be very psyched ♪

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♪ It's Canada ♪

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♪ On strike ♪

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♪ And we will not bow or budge ♪

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♪ Our resolve is strong ♪

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♪ We even took three hours ♪

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♪ To rehearse this striking song ♪

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♪ Canada on strike ♪

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♪ No matter where you are ♪

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♪ If you are Canadian ♪

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♪ Then you've got to do your part ♪

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♪ March out of the halls ♪

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That's right, suck my Canadian balls.

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♪ It's Canada ♪

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♪ On strike ♪

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♪ It's Canada ♪

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♪ Canada Canada ♪

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♪ On strike ♪♪

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( man giggling )

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Uh, when you say

"Canada is on strike,"

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what exactly do you mean ?

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What do you think it means ?!

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We're striking, buddy !

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No more, that's it,

until we get what we want !

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Who exactly are you to

authorize this strike ?

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I am Stephen Abootman,

leader of the W.G.A.

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The W.G.A. ?

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Yes, the World Canadian Bureau.

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What exactly does Canada want ?

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We want more money.

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Yeah, more money.

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More money from where ?

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Just more money, you know ?

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Canada doesn't get enough money !

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Other countries have lots of money !

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We want--

we want some of that money !

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How about the internet ?

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The internet makes lots of money !

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So give us some of that money !

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Yeah, give us internet money !

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Mr. Abootman, you seem to

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not understand how global

economics works.

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I think that--

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Don't give me that

fat-cat fancy lip-wiggling !

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Are you gonna give Canada

more money or not ?!

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I'm afraid we can't.

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Then you leave Canada no choice.

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The strike shall continue !

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"Honk if you support Canada."

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Hey, honey, watch this.

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( horn honking )

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Oh, we're supporting unions !

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That's right, we're a very

progressive couple.

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Yes !

( horn honking )

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Oh, that's fun !

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Well, we've done our

good deed for the week !

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I think now I can

make love to your anus

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without making God angry.

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Oh, really ? Goody !

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Guys, I'm really

worried about my brother.

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We don't care.

( burping )

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You should care !

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This strike affects everybody, fat ass !

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- Shh, shh, it's on !

- Yippie !

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( announcer )

It's the Terrance and Phillip Show.

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Today's episode: "I Fart Huckabees."

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Aw, this one again !

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God, they've replayed this one

like 80 times now !

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Say, Phillip, I just

bought this new hybrid car.

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Oh, does it run on electricity ?

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( all )

No, it uses natural gas.

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( blowing raspberry )

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( laughing )

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Natural gas !

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Huh, it somehow loses its punch

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after multiple viewings.

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God damn it, when are

they gonna air new

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Terrance and Phillip shows ?

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There aren't gonna be new shows,

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don't you get it ?

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Terrance and Phillip are Canadian.

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We have to get

Canada to end this strike !

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It's not a big deal.

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We can just watch American comedy.

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You think that's bad ?

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Remember the time I sang

"La Cucaracha"

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for Paul McCartney ?

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No, no !

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We are not resorting to that !

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( chanting )

We want more, we want more !

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One, two, three, four,

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Canada deserves more... money !

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One, two, three, four,

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Canada deserves more...money !

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Look, buddy, me and Phillip

need to go home for a bit.

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Go home ?

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You can't leave the picket line !

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But this is taking too long

and Phillip is diabetic !

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Look, guy, we all have to stay strong !

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If you don't stand

with your fellow Canadians,

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then you are a rat.

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Don't call me a rat, buddy !

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I'm not your buddy, friend !

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He's not your friend, guy !

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I'm not your guy, buddy !

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He's not your buddy, friend !

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I'm not your friend, guy !

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Don't you two understand anything ?

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You think striking is a joke ?!

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You think it's something to ridicule ?!

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Yeah, you think this is funny ?

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Don't you see that

we have to stand together

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or else we are nothing.

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Stephen, Stephen !

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A call came in from the United States !

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They want to talk to you

aboot ending the strike !

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What did I tell you !

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I told you we'd get to

them sooner or later !

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( all jabbering )

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All right, shh, shh !

Quiet, everyone !

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Let me handle this...

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Yes, this is Stephen Abootman,

head of the W.G.A.

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Uh, hi.

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We want you to end the strike.

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Oh, you do, huh ?!

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They've had enough.

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They want us to end the strike !

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[all cheering]

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All right, all right,

shh, shh, shh, quiet, quiet.

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Let me deal with this.

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All right, we're prepared to end the strike

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if you're agreeing that

we should have more money.

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We totally think you

should have more money.

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We got 'em !

We did it !

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[all cheering]

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All right, how much are you gonna give us ?

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Huh ?

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Well, we don't really have that much money.

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Oh, negotiating hard ball, are we ?

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What about all that internet money ?

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The internet ?

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You listen to me, friend.

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You better figure out a way to

get us our fair amount of money.

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And until you come

back with a solid, fair number,

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I'm finished talking to you,

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you slimy, corporate dickhead !

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Don't worry, don't worry,

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this is how negotiating works.

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This is good.

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We've got 'em by the balls.

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[all jabbering]

Alright!

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What'd they say ?

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They said we have to give them money

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that we make on the internet.

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How are we supposed to

make money on the internet ?

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Well, how do other people

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make money on the internet ?

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We'd have to put

something up on the internet

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that everyone would find fascinating.

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Wait, I've got it.

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( funky beat )

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♪ I said what what ♪

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♪ In the butt ♪

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♪ I said what what ♪

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♪ In the butt ♪

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♪ I said what what ♪

00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,473

♪ In the butt ♪

00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:02,474

♪ I said what what ♪

00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:03,342

♪ In the butt ♪

00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,676

♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪

00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,410

♪ In my butt ♪

00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,612

♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪

00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:07,446

♪ In my butt ♪

00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,547

♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪

00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:09,381

♪ In my butt ♪

00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:10,682

♪ Let's do it in the butt ♪

00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,184

♪ O-kay ♪

00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,552

♪ It's okay ♪

00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,254

♪ If you have a little fight ♪

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♪ Don't you worry ♪

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♪ I won't bite ♪

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♪ Not that hard ♪

00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,860

♪ If you want it ♪

00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,162

♪ I'll give you power ♪

00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,564

♪ Just be gentle ♪

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♪ I'm delicate like a flower ♪

00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,368

♪ Give it to me ♪

00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,135

♪ If you please ♪

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♪ Give it to me ♪

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- ♪ If you please ♪

- Oh, my.

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♪ What what in the butt ♪

00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:34,539

♪ I said what what ♪

00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,374

♪ In the butt ♪

00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,541

♪ I said what what ♪

00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,476

♪ In the butt ♪

00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,810

♪ I said what what ♪

00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:39,344

♪ In the butt ♪

00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,579

♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪

00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,313

♪ In my butt ♪

00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,547

♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪

00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,281

♪ In my butt ♪

00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,483

♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪

00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,550

♪ In my butt ♪

00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,518

♪ Let's do it in the butt ♪

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♪ O-kay ♪♪

00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:49,821

There's more people viewing it !

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This is going great !

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Don't worry, Ike !

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The strike'll be over soon !

00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,041

( reporter )

And in other world news,

00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,842

the leader of Japan today is calling for

00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,945

an increase in military spending.

00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,681

How come they haven't mentioned

anything about us ?

00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,382

When are they gonna get to the strike ?

00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,884

Don't worry, the strike is big news.

00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,086

I'm sure it'll be one of

the top stories.

00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,288

In other news tonight,

it's the internet video

00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:26,358

that has already seen over

ten million views.

00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,260

A young, confused-looking boy

00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,228

dancing and singing a song called

00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,597

"What what in my asshole."

00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,033

Tom, in just one week the

video has become

00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,235

the most-watched

thing in all ofAmerica.

00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,670

The boy in the video,

00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,339

referred to by most as

"that little gay kid"

00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,607

has already been asked

00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,645

to appear on Jimmy Kimmel

and The Today Show.

00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,413

God damn it, that's not news !

00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,182

What about us ?

00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,651

Look, uh, Stephen...

Terrance and I were talking

00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:55,120

and, well, it's starting to look like maybe

00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,556

we're not gonna win this thing, you know ?

00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,590

We'll win !

00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,225

We just have to stay resilient !

00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:03,128

Well, yeah, but everyone

is dying of starvation.

00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,730

Yeah, let's give it up, guy.

00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,164

Don't call me your guy !

00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,733

I'm not your guy, fwiend !

00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,634

I'm not your friend, buddy !

00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,470

I'm not your buddy, guy !

00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,971

Wait, here it is !

00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,806

Turn it up, we're on !

00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,443

And finally tonight, a new development

in the Canada strike.

00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,579

For those of you

who don't remember or don't care,

00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,814

Canada has been

striking for more money.

00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,816

- Yeah !

- All right !

00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:25,751

There it is !

00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,152

Shh, I told you, I told you !

00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,987

Listen, let'-- shh--

let's-let's listen.

00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,455

In a shocking turn of events,

00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,724

it now appears that thousands of

people from Denmark

00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,359

are flooding into the United States

00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:38,964

with hopes of taking the place of

the striking Canadians.

00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:39,464

What ?

00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,768

Do you really think you Danish

can replace the Canadians ?

00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:46,071

Well, where we come from it's

pretty cold too, yeah ?

00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,141

We like hockey and nobody

really pays any attention to us.

00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,709

Nobody knows where Denmark is.

00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,410

Right, so when you think about it,

00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,380

we're the Canadians of Europe.

00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:56,414

Scabs !

00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,616

How could you ?

00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,489

Uh, hi.

00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,391

We made a really

successful thing on the internet

00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,993

and we'd like to collect our money.

00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,829

Take a number and wait

with everyone else.

00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,230

Ma'am, perhaps you don't recognize

00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,866

the internet sensation

"Little Gay Kid" from "Youtube."

00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,136

Take a number and wait

with everyone else !

00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,413

Chocolate Rain !

00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:29,514

Agh !

00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,782

Hey, I know you.

00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,284

You're the

"What what in my asshole" kid.

00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,885

"What what in the butt," Sir.

00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,153

It's"Tron guy."

00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,488

I saw him on "Youtube."

00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,457

Yeah, sure, all the biggest internet

stars are here.

00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,926

You remember, of course,

Numa Numa ?

00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,928

♪ My-a-hi ♪

00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,629

♪ My-a-hu ♪

00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,498

♪ My-a-ha ♪

00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,433

♪ Mi-a-ha-ha ♪♪

00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,102

And the"Star Wars kid" ?

00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:56,842

And the internet sensation,

"Cute Sneezing Panda."

00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,944

Achoo !

00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,379

And there's "Dramatic-Look Gopher."

00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,752

Wow, I've seen all you guys

on the internet !

00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,857

So how many people

have seen your internet video ?

00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,025

Ugh, a few hundred thousand.

00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:14,960

Ha !

00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,628

Mere peanuts.

00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:19,664

"Chocolate Rain" has done gangbusters.

00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,667

Theoretically, I'm a millionaire.

00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:23,501

Dude, screw you.

00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,604

Your internet thing is so last year.

00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,206

Leave "Chocolate Rain" guy alone !

00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,275

Leave him alone !

00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,711

I'm serious !

00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,279

( cell phone ringing )

00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,114

Excuse me.

00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,317

Hello ?

00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,286

You greedy, corporate fat cat.

00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,688

You said you would get us money.

00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,723

We're working on it.

00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,893

You're stalling because

you think I'll give up.

00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,361

You know that most Canadians

are talking about

00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,796

giving up the strike already.

00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,165

You've got me over a

barrel and you know it !

00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,967

Sir, we're doing everything we can !

00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,702

You want me to say it again ?

00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,070

You've got me over a barrel.

00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,238

There, you happy ?

00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,439

You've got me bent over a barrel

00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,108

with my tender ass just

waiting to be pulverized

00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,277

by your thrusting manhood !

00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,546

Do you realize how stupid

I'm going to look

00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,316

if I call off the strike

after starting all this ?

00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,118

I won't do it, you hear me, guy ?

00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,286

You're wrong !

00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,220

No matter what happens,

00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,188

I will never call off this strike.

00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,492

Even if it means we all die.

00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,027

We don't want you to die.

00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,962

Then you better hurry.

00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,897

We don't have much longer.

00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,633

The blood will be on your hands.

00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,806

We have to speed this up.

00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,942

Can we collect our internet

money in front of you please ?

00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,977

I don't think so.

00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,781

Nothing takes priority

over "Chocolate Rain."

00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,649

Oh, here he goes with the ego again.

00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,851

Who crowned you

the top internet star ?

00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:51,957

I did, when I became

bigger than all you bitches.

00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,325

Oh, please !

00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,061

"Laughing Baby" had four times

as many views as you !

00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:59,965

( laughing )

00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,867

You better shut your fucking mouth,

"Laughing Baby."

00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,203

Did you all forget about "Afro Ninja" ?

00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,205

My internet thing

was bigger than anybody's.

00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,241

I made over 100 million

theoretical dollars !

00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:13,511

Well, "Sneezing Panda" is

theoretically worth billions !

00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,448

You all wanna motherfucking die ?

00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,483

No !

Argh !

00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,586

Haa !

Aggh !

00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,289

( grunting )

00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,994

Hi-yah !

00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,629

( laughing )

00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,765

Hey, forget it, we'll wait our turn !

00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,333

Hi-yah !

00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,935

Hargh, eyaaaaa !

00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,269

♪ My-a-hi ♪

00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,171

♪ My-a-hu ♪

00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,407

♪ My-a-ha-- ♪♪

00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,509

Leave "Tron guy" alone !

00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,811

Leave him alone !

00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:47,946

( laughing )

00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,614

Aghghghgh !

00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,183

Get ready for some

chocolate pain, bitch.

00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,019

Ahghghgghgh !

00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,588

Yah !

00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,456

Leave the panda alone !

00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,992

Leave her alone !

I'm serious !

00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,927

Ahghghghghh !

00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,163

Ughghgh !

00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:07,032

Ahghghghghghgh !

00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,939

Thought I forgot about you, gopher ?

00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,215

Ugh, my brains...

00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,653

( gunshot )

00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,025

Sweet, I think we're next in line now.

00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,914

Stephen, Stephen, they're here !

00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,449

They've come to negotiate !

00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,185

What ?

You mean it ?

00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,920

Okay, we did it.

00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,555

Who the hell are you ?

00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,356

We're the ones you told

to go get internet money.

00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,792

Here, we made ten million

theoretical dollars.

00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:11,262

It's all for you.

00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,797

Theoretical dollars ?

00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,998

What am I supposed to do with that ?

00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,400

You little time-wasters !

00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,236

Hey, we worked really hard

to get this theoretical money.

00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,839

Yeah, everyone thinks I'm a homo now !

00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,240

You are a homo, Butters.

00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,942

Dude, will you just end this thing now ?

00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,243

My little brother is gonna die !

00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:28,313

No, I'm not gonna look like an idiot !

00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,181

If I fucked up and led everyone astray,

00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,850

the last thing I'm gonna do is admit it !

00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,551

( phone ringing )

00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,221

Yes, this is the head of the W.G.A.

00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:39,390

The World Canadian Bureau.

00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,825

Ah, Mr. Abootman,

00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,861

it's the Global World Summit Leaders.

00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,762

We want to talk to you about the strike.

00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,698

You-you do ?

00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,600

You want to negotiate ?

00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,368

No, actually, we were just wondering

00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,171

if when you're all dead,

we can use Newfoundland

00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,508

for a new global theme park.

00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:00,078

( sobbing hysterically )

00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,448

Hello ?

00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,050

Will you just give this

guy something, please ?

00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:06,951

Excuse me ?

00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,319

He just doesn't want to

look like an idiot

00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,722

so he needs everyone to think the

strike was for something.

00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,391

Just give him anything.

00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:18,296

Well, we could give Canada

some small consolation prize.

00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:22,600

If they give you something small,

will you end the strike ?

00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,803

Will they act like they're

giving Canada a lot

00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,605

so everyone thinks I did a good job ?

00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,041

Can you act like you're giving him a lot ?

00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,011

Sure, why not ?

00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,382

We have won !

00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,420

So how much did we get ?

00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,857

Well, we... we didn't get

everything that we wanted

00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,725

but we negotiated hard

00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,362

and we got these coupons to Bennigan's

00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:56,434

and free bubblegum for every Canadian !

00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,237

( weak fast applause )

00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,139

( survivors join in )

00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,508

These coupons entitle every Canadian

00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,677

to a free meal at Bennigan's...

00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:06,844

with the purchase of a meal

00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,447

at equal or greater value, of course.

00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,082

We did it !

00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,790

My friends, this is the greatest victory

00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,825

in Canadian history.

00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,043

Ike...Ike !

00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,646

- It's over.

- It's over ?

00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,815

Yeah, here you go.

00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,156

Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with !

00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,491

Me too !

00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,727

Yeah, but, you know,

I learned something today.

00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,729

We thought we

could make money on the internet,

00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:01,032

but while the internet is new and

exciting for creative people

00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,867

it hasn't matured

as a distribution mechanism

00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,136

to the extent that one

should trade real and immediate

00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,704

opportunities for income for the promise

00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,106

of future on-line revenue.

00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,941

It will be a few years before

digital distribution of media

00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,809

on the internet

can be monetized to an extent

00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,544

that necessitates

content producers to forgo

00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:17,315

their fair value in

more traditional media.

00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,416

Yeah.

00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,490

♪ Yahoo ♪

00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,460

♪ It's a celebration ♪

00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,495

Yeah, we did it !

00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,297

Celebrate, everyone !

00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,898

Woo-hoo !

00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,035

♪ It's a celebration ♪

00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,069

♪ Celebrate... ♪♪

00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,171

Hold on a minute !

Wait just a second !

00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,205

( record scratching )

00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,241

We just did some calculating.

00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,776

By not working during the strike,

00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,412

Canadians lost 10.4 million dollars.

00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,180

And our Bennigan's coupons

and bubblegum

00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:52,850

is worth roughly $3,008.

00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:56,020

Don't look at that.

Come on, friends, let's dance.

00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,422

You had no idea what you were doing

00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,890

and now you're trying to

make it look like you won

00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,558

so that we won't set you adrift !

00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,327

Damn it, friends, don't you see ?

00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,796

We won for future Canadians, guy.

00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,298

So the little guy doesn't get

pushed around anymore.

00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,002

This was a victory for Canada's respect.

00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,242

Eh, what do you think you're doing ?

00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,745

We're setting you adrift, idiot.

00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,815

Maybe you can go live with the Danish !

00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,784

You'll regret this day, friend !

00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,754

I'm not your friend, buddy !

00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,223

I'm not your buddy, guy !

00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,492

He's not your guy, friend !

00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:37,762

I'm not your friend, buddy !

00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,365

We're not your buddies, guy !

00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:45,002

I'm not your guy, friends !