Канада бастует — Председатель Мирового Канадского Совета проводит забастовку против плохого отношения других стран к Канаде, и теперь вся ответственность за безопасность Канады лежит на плечах детей.

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Канада бастует

Canada On Strike

Сезон: 12Серия: 04

Описание

Председатель Мирового Канадского Совета проводит забастовку против плохого отношения других стран к Канаде, и теперь вся ответственность за безопасность Канады лежит на плечах детей.

Субтитры

00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,116 South Park S12_E04 - Canada on Strike (Канада бастует) Автор субтитров: Lex666
00:00:36,886 --> 00:00:39,480 Дети, тихо, пжалста, пнятненько?
00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:44,541 Вы, может, не знали, но сегодня - День поддержки Канады.
00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:47,022 Блин, мне уже скучно.
00:00:47,112 --> 00:00:52,101 Нас поросили показать вам фильм от Международного Канадского Бюро.
00:00:52,102 --> 00:00:53,568 Включайте, пжалуйста!
00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:58,937 Привет! Я Стивен Абовмент, президент Всемирного Канадского Бюро.
00:00:59,481 --> 00:01:02,132 Вам когда-нибудь приходило в голову, насколько Канада важна для всего мира?
00:01:02,476 --> 00:01:07,036 Прямо сейчас я хотел бы попросить всех канадских детей встать.
00:01:10,683 --> 00:01:13,021 Только посмотрите на всех ваших замечательных одноклассников-канадцев.
00:01:13,278 --> 00:01:14,618 Посмотрите, насколько они разнообразны!
00:01:15,898 --> 00:01:19,045 Когда вы думаете о Канаде, какое слово первым приходит вам на ум?
00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,175 Педерастия!
00:01:23,662 --> 00:01:24,937 Точно! Дух!
00:01:25,435 --> 00:01:27,120 А что делает Канаду такой важной?
00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:28,827 Ничего!
00:01:36,954 --> 00:01:40,868 Дорогие канадцы! Слишком долго нас унижали и притесняли!
00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,832 Вчера должен был состоятся День поддержки и понимания.
00:01:45,247 --> 00:01:46,246 Вместо этого
00:01:46,247 --> 00:01:49,106 День поддержки Канады был высмеян по всему миру!
00:01:52,201 --> 00:01:54,159 Никто не принимает канадцев всерьез!
00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,338 Походу, никто не уважает Канаду.
00:01:56,854 --> 00:02:01,606 Точно! И я считаю, что пришла пора показать миру, как им хреново будет без Канады!
00:02:01,624 --> 00:02:06,016 Вместе мы донесем наше послание миру: пора Канаде бастовать!
00:02:08,318 --> 00:02:09,313 Бастовать?
00:02:09,980 --> 00:02:10,420 ДА!
00:02:10,501 --> 00:02:13,374 Бастуйте, канацы! Бастуйте вместе!
00:02:14,328 --> 00:02:15,438 Канада бастует!
00:02:15,671 --> 00:02:16,718 Канада бастует!
00:02:17,285 --> 00:02:18,376 Канада!
00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:19,700 Канада!
00:02:20,552 --> 00:02:21,718 КАНАДА!
00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:23,155 КАНАДА!
00:02:23,568 --> 00:02:24,882 Канада бастует!
00:02:25,195 --> 00:02:26,494 Канада говорит: "за*бали!"
00:02:26,578 --> 00:02:29,844 За*бали стебаться! Хотим уважения! Потому и бастуем!
00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:35,843 И рабочие и клерки, все берут выходной! Канада бастует!
00:02:36,476 --> 00:02:39,249 Канада бастует! От Ванкувера до Сейнт Джонса.
00:02:39,668 --> 00:02:42,569 Мы показываем свои маленькие средние пальцы в знак протеста!
00:02:42,693 --> 00:02:45,772 А с нашими пальцами в ж*пе вы уже не будете так круты.
00:02:45,941 --> 00:02:48,552 Канада бастует!
00:02:48,553 --> 00:02:52,181 И мы не отступим перед трудностями! Наша воля сильна!
00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:55,105 Мы даже потратили 3 часа, чтобы отрепетировать эту песенку!
00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,448 Канада бастует! И пофиг где ты!
00:02:59,169 --> 00:03:01,686 Если ты канадец, внеси свою лепту!
00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,484 Выходите на улицы!
00:03:03,852 --> 00:03:05,752 Точно! Сосите мои канадские яйца!
00:03:06,397 --> 00:03:08,872 Канада бастует!
00:03:08,873 --> 00:03:16,550 КАНАДА БАСТУЕТ!
00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:24,713 Когда вы говорите "Канада бастует", что конкретно вы имеете в виду?
00:03:25,112 --> 00:03:29,619 А ты как думаешь?! Мы бастуем, приятель, все, за*бали! Бастуем пока не получим, что хотим!
00:03:30,555 --> 00:03:34,111 А кто Вы вообще такой, чтобы организовывать забастовку?
00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:37,578 Я Стивен Абовмент, лидер ВГА.
00:03:38,497 --> 00:03:40,042 ВГА?
00:03:40,395 --> 00:03:42,923 Да, Всемирное Канадское Бюро.
00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,721 И что же хочет Канада?
00:03:48,151 --> 00:03:51,173 Нам нужно больше бабла!
00:03:52,408 --> 00:03:53,721 Да, больше бабок!
00:03:54,242 --> 00:03:55,971 Но откуда?
00:03:56,303 --> 00:04:02,145 Да откуда угодно! У Канады недостаточно денег! У других стран полно бабла, мы тоже хотим немного.
00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:07,419 Как насчет виртуальных денег? Интернет приносит кучу бабок. Дайте нам виртуальных бабок!
00:04:07,824 --> 00:04:09,371 Да, дайте нам виртуальных бабосов!
00:04:09,622 --> 00:04:14,551 Мистер Адобмент, мне кажется, Вы не совсем понимаете, как работает мировая экономика...
00:04:14,775 --> 00:04:19,413 Да хорош мне уши говном заливать! Вы дадите Канаде бабла или нет?!
00:04:21,286 --> 00:04:22,454 Боюсь, мы не можем ничем помочь.
00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,896 Значит, вы не оставляете Канаде выбора.
00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:27,737 Забастовка продолжится!
00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:49,582 "Бибикнините, если поддерживаете Канаду" Эй, милая, смотри!
00:04:51,347 --> 00:04:53,137 Мы поддерживаем движения!
00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,477 Да, мы очень продвинутая пара!
00:04:55,832 --> 00:04:56,522 Да!
00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:59,390 Как забавно!
00:04:59,621 --> 00:05:01,642 Ну что ж, мы сделали достаточно добра на неделю.
00:05:01,947 --> 00:05:05,325 Я думаю теперь я могу трахнуть тебя в ж*пу и бог не разозлится!
00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:06,893 Правда?! Чудесненько!
00:05:15,918 --> 00:05:18,246 Пацаны, я беспокоюсь за своего брата.
00:05:18,677 --> 00:05:20,549 Нам пофиг.
00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:23,270 Тебе не должно быть пофиг! Эта забастовка касается каждого!
00:05:23,847 --> 00:05:24,568 Начинается!
00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,367 "T&P"
00:05:25,723 --> 00:05:27,576 Шоу Терренса и Филлипа!
00:05:27,954 --> 00:05:28,822 Сегодняшняя серия:
00:05:29,022 --> 00:05:31,216 Название серии - непереводимый каламбур к названию известного фильма "I heart huckabees"
00:05:31,402 --> 00:05:32,548 Блин, опять?!
00:05:32,869 --> 00:05:34,851 Твою мать! Они этот эпизод уже 80 раз показали!
00:05:35,178 --> 00:05:37,653 Зацени, Филлип, у меня новая машина-гибрид!
00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:39,800 Она ездит на электричестве?
00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:41,389 Нет, она использует природный газ!
00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:42,484 *пердеж*
00:05:47,177 --> 00:05:49,482 Как-то теряется кайф от просмотра.
00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,314 Твою ж мать, где нам взять новые выпуски Терренса и Филиппа?!
00:05:52,667 --> 00:05:54,510 Ты что, не понимаешь? Не будет новых выпусков.
00:05:54,811 --> 00:05:58,635 Терренс и Филипп - канадцы, мы должны заставить Канаду прекратить бастовать.
00:05:58,779 --> 00:06:00,615 Да пофиг, можем и американские комедии посмотреть.
00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:04,634 Ты думаешь это плохо?!
00:06:04,635 --> 00:06:08,093 А помнишь, когда я пел "кукарачу" сенатору Кедни?
00:06:08,732 --> 00:06:10,188 Нет! НЕТ!!!
00:06:11,055 --> 00:06:13,356 Мы до этого не опустимся!
00:06:19,082 --> 00:06:20,401 1, 2, 3, 4...
00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:22,574 Канада заслуживает больше... денег!
00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:23,780 1, 2, 3, 4...
00:06:24,198 --> 00:06:26,115 Канада заслуживает больше... денег!
00:06:26,769 --> 00:06:28,980 Слушай, приятель, нам нужно домой.
00:06:28,996 --> 00:06:29,912 Домой?!
00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,494 Но вы не можете уйти с пикета.
00:06:32,097 --> 00:06:34,526 Но это все слишком затянулось. Филипп вообще диабетик.
00:06:34,713 --> 00:06:39,109 Слушай, мы должны держаться стойко! Если вы не можете поддержать своих товарищей канадцев, значит вы - крысы.
00:06:39,456 --> 00:06:40,744 Не называй меня крысой, приятель.
00:06:41,129 --> 00:06:42,446 Я тебе не приятель, друг.
00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:44,088 Он тебе не друг, парень.
00:06:44,409 --> 00:06:45,571 Я не твой парень, приятель.
00:06:46,048 --> 00:06:47,153 Он не твой приятель, друг.
00:06:47,154 --> 00:06:48,753 Я тебе не друг, парень.
00:06:50,934 --> 00:06:54,222 Вы что, ничего не понимаете?! Вы думаете забастовка - это шутка?
00:06:54,223 --> 00:06:56,105 Вы думаете, над ней можно постебаться?!
00:06:56,892 --> 00:06:58,438 Да, вы думаете, что это смешно?!
00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,105 Разве вы не видите, что мы должны держаться вместе, иначе мы - ничто!
00:07:02,671 --> 00:07:04,565 Стивен, Стивен! Звонок из США!
00:07:04,868 --> 00:07:06,808 Они хотят поговорить об окончании забастовки!
00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:07,852 Что я вам говорил!
00:07:08,108 --> 00:07:09,865 Я же говорил, что мы их в конце концов возьмем за яйца!
00:07:13,051 --> 00:07:16,020 Ладно, тихо, тихо всем! Ща я им устрою!
00:07:18,543 --> 00:07:21,505 Алло, это Стивен Адобмент, президент ВГА.
00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:25,148 Привет! Мы хотели бы, чтобы вы прекратили забастовку.
00:07:25,895 --> 00:07:27,296 Да, в натуре?!
00:07:27,665 --> 00:07:29,710 Им хватило! Они хотят, чтоб забастовка прекратилась.
00:07:35,627 --> 00:07:37,091 Тихо, тихо... Я разберусь.
00:07:37,092 --> 00:07:42,597 Ну что ж, мы готовы завершить забастовку, если вы согласитесь, что у нас должно быть больше бабок.
00:07:44,468 --> 00:07:46,106 Мы абсолютно уверены, что у вас должно быть больше бабок!
00:07:47,048 --> 00:07:48,788 Получилось! Мы их сделали!
00:07:53,179 --> 00:07:55,103 Итак, сколько вы готовы нам отвалить?
00:07:57,398 --> 00:07:58,953 Ну, вообще-то у нас совсем мало денег...
00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:01,236 Ах так?! Хотите жестких переговоров, значит?!
00:08:01,584 --> 00:08:03,611 А что насчет виртуальных денег?
00:08:04,355 --> 00:08:05,250 Виртуальных?
00:08:05,641 --> 00:08:06,251 Слушай сюда, друг,
00:08:07,183 --> 00:08:09,160 тебе лучше достать нам побольше денег.
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,685 И до тех пор, пока ты не притащишь мне солидную сумму, я не прекращу до тебя до*бываться,
00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,833 грязная корпоративная крыса!
00:08:17,559 --> 00:08:19,711 Не волнуйтесь, это - переговоры.
00:08:19,712 --> 00:08:21,858 Это хорошо, мы схватили их за яйца!
00:08:27,059 --> 00:08:27,962 Ну и че они сказали?
00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:31,473 Они сказали, что мы должны дать им бабла, которое стрясем с интернета.
00:08:32,753 --> 00:08:34,855 Ну и как мы стрясем с инета бабла?!
00:08:36,395 --> 00:08:39,769 Ну, а как другие люди делают бабки на инете?
00:08:40,670 --> 00:08:44,556 Мы должны вывесить в инете что-то, что всем понравится.
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,419 Погоди, я придумал!
00:08:52,315 --> 00:09:03,267 Оригинал в исполнении чернож*пого пидара Samwell'а: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
00:09:48,428 --> 00:09:49,561 Все больше и больше просмотров!
00:09:49,562 --> 00:09:50,747 Охренительно!
00:09:52,561 --> 00:09:55,022 Не волнуйся Айк, забастовка скоро закончится.
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,190 Переходим к мировым новостям:
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:13,813 Император Японии заявляет о военном расширении...
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,739 А че про нас ничего не сказали?
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,389 Когда они уже перейдут к забастовке?!
00:10:17,390 --> 00:10:19,308 Не парься, забастовка - крупное событие.
00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:21,249 Я уверен, она будет среди главных новостей.
00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:26,340 Другая новость - новое видео в интернете, у которого уже больше 10 млн. просмотров!
00:10:26,341 --> 00:10:32,726 На нем у*бищного вида паренек танцует и поет: "Что? Что? В моей ж*пе!"
00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:37,507 Всего за неделю это видео стало самым просматриваемым в Америке!
00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:41,303 Мальчик в этом видео, которого многие уже прозвали "тот самый мальчик-гей",
00:10:41,304 --> 00:10:45,401 уже приглашен в сегодняшнее шоу Джимми Кимбелла.
00:10:46,839 --> 00:10:48,457 Черт возьми, это не новости!
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:49,981 А как же мы?!
00:10:50,334 --> 00:10:51,633 Послушай, Стивен,
00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:53,570 мы с Терренсом тут поразмышляли...
00:10:53,766 --> 00:10:57,027 знаешь, возможно, мы не сможем победить в этот раз...
00:10:57,742 --> 00:11:00,206 Мы победим! Надо только верить в это!
00:11:00,207 --> 00:11:03,429 Ну да, но все вокруг мрут с голоду.
00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:04,782 Да, парень, давай просто сдадимся.
00:11:05,056 --> 00:11:07,323 Не называй меня парнем! Я не твой парень, друг!
00:11:08,212 --> 00:11:09,743 Я тебе не друг, приятель!
00:11:10,152 --> 00:11:11,849 Я тебе не приятель, парень!
00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:14,218 Подождите, вот оно! Включите! Там про нас!
00:11:15,311 --> 00:11:18,199 И в завершении выпуска новое развитие событий канадской забастовки.
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,839 Для тех, кто не знает и кому пофиг, Канада забастовкой требует больше денег.
00:11:25,614 --> 00:11:28,011 Я же говорил вам! Говорил же!
00:11:28,706 --> 00:11:32,814 Потрясающим оборотом событий явилось то, что тысячи людей из Дании...
00:11:32,815 --> 00:11:37,647 ...приплывают в США в надежде заменить бастующих канадцев.
00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:39,710 Че?
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,516 Вы датчане, и вправду думаете, что можете заменить канадцев?
00:11:43,189 --> 00:11:46,220 Ну, там, откуда мы родом, тоже достаточно холодно...
00:11:46,221 --> 00:11:49,171 ...мы тоже любим хоккей и никто на нас не обращает внимания.
00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:50,854 Никто даже не знает, где находится Дания.
00:11:50,855 --> 00:11:54,894 Точно. Так что можно считать, что мы - европейские канадцы.
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,686 Уроды! Как вы могли?!
00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:04,467 Привет!
00:12:04,468 --> 00:12:07,647 То, что мы вывесили в инете, имело огромный успех, и мы хотели бы получить свои бабки.
00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:10,119 Возьмите номерок и ждите с остальными.
00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:14,455 Мэм, возможно Вы не узнали инет-сенсацию - "того самого мальчика-гея" с YouTube.
00:12:15,065 --> 00:12:17,605 ВОЗЬМИТЕ НОМЕРОК И ЖДИТЕ С ОСТАЛЬНЫМИ!
00:12:26,053 --> 00:12:28,672 Шоколадный дождь!
00:12:29,972 --> 00:12:32,287 Эй, я тебя знаю! Ты пацан "Что? Что? В моей ж*пе!"
00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:34,104 "Что? Что? В заду!", приятель.
00:12:34,105 --> 00:12:36,439 Да это Трон-мужик! Я видел его на YouTube!
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,172 Еще бы! Все величайшие звезды интернета здесь.
00:12:39,173 --> 00:12:41,264 Конечно, вы помните Numa Numa.
00:12:49,146 --> 00:12:50,560 И звездно-войного паренька.
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:56,488 И интернет-сенсацию - милую чихающую панду.
00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:01,216 И драматичный бурундук.
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,859 Блин, я вас всех в инете видел!
00:13:07,860 --> 00:13:11,906 Ну, а сколько людей видело твое видео?
00:13:12,687 --> 00:13:14,068 Несколько сотен тысяч.
00:13:15,318 --> 00:13:16,881 Простая х*ета!
00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:19,585 Шоколадный Дождь создал 10 шедевров.
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:22,564 Теоретически, я - миллионер.
00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:25,294 Да пошел ты! У тебя с прошлого года ничего интересного.
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,657 Оставьте Шоколадный Дождь в покое!
00:13:28,659 --> 00:13:30,176 Оставьте его в покое!
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,726 Я серьезно!
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:35,721 Прошу прощения.
00:13:37,564 --> 00:13:37,993 Я слушаю.
00:13:39,495 --> 00:13:41,617 Корпоративный крысеныш.
00:13:41,618 --> 00:13:43,030 Ты говорил, что дашь нам денег.
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:44,879 Мы работаем над этим.
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,118 Мы пухнем с голоду.
00:13:46,672 --> 00:13:47,836 Ты думаешь, мы сдадимся?
00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:51,010 Ты знаешь, что многие канадцы уже поговаривают о прекращении забастовки.
00:13:52,496 --> 00:13:53,923 Ты заставил меня заплатить по счету, и ты это знаешь!
00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:56,142 Сэр, мы делаем все, что можем.
00:13:56,365 --> 00:13:58,904 Повторяю: я заплатил по счету!
00:13:58,905 --> 00:13:59,786 Теперь ты счастлив?!
00:13:59,787 --> 00:14:04,495 Я заплатил по счету и теперь мой авторитет подорван твоими *баными методами!
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:11,095 Ты хоть понимаешь, как глупо это будет выглядеть, если я отзову забастовку после всего этого?
00:14:11,363 --> 00:14:13,076 Я этого не сделаю, понял, парень?!
00:14:13,077 --> 00:14:13,703 Ты заблуждаешься!
00:14:13,704 --> 00:14:17,085 Неважно, что случится. Я никогда не отзову забастовку!
00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:20,275 Даже если мы все умрем.
00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:21,980 Но мы не хотим, чтобы вы погибли.
00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:23,405 Тогда поторопитесь.
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,320 Нам немного осталось.
00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:27,703 Наша кровь будет на твоих руках.
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:34,967 Надо поторапливаться!
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:37,153 Извините, Вы нас вперед не пропустите?
00:14:37,154 --> 00:14:38,783 Вот уж хрен!
00:14:38,784 --> 00:14:42,554 Нет никого важнее Шоколадного Дождя.
00:14:43,093 --> 00:14:47,104 Заканчивай уже, зазнайка! И кто же короновал тебя величайшей инет звездой?!
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:48,584 Я!
00:14:48,585 --> 00:14:51,772 Когда я стал величайшим из вас, уроды!
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:55,878 Да уж конечно! У Смеющегося дитя в 4 раза больше просмотров, чем у тебя!
00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:02,982 Завали *бало, Смеющееся Дитя!
00:15:03,397 --> 00:15:05,050 Вы забыли про Афро-ниндзя?!
00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:07,255 Мой инет фишняк мощнее, чем у кого бы то ни было!
00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:10,062 Я заработал более 100 млн теоретических баксов!
00:15:10,733 --> 00:15:13,366 Чихающая Панда теоретически стоит миллиарды!
00:15:13,652 --> 00:15:16,089 Ты хочешь нах*й сдохнуть?!
00:15:16,643 --> 00:15:17,756 НЕЕЕТ!
00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:44,393 Оставьте Трон-мужика в покое!
00:15:45,413 --> 00:15:46,462 Оставьте его в покое!
00:15:49,388 --> 00:15:52,244 Хочешь немного шоколадного свинца, сука?!
00:15:56,464 --> 00:15:59,513 Оставьте Панду в покое! Оставьте ее в покое!
00:15:59,514 --> 00:16:00,795 Я серьезно!
00:16:12,196 --> 00:16:14,725 Думал, я забыл про тебя, Бурундук?!
00:16:23,173 --> 00:16:24,220 Мой мозг!
00:16:32,047 --> 00:16:34,252 Шикарно! Похоже, мы теперь следующие.
00:16:54,207 --> 00:16:56,842 Стивен! Стивен! Они здесь! Они прибыли для переговоров!
00:16:57,332 --> 00:16:57,858 Че?!
00:16:57,859 --> 00:16:58,859 В натуре?!
00:16:59,873 --> 00:17:01,215 Ну вот, мы достали вам бабла!
00:17:02,099 --> 00:17:03,010 А вы кто еще?!
00:17:03,284 --> 00:17:04,968 Мы те, с кем Вы разговаривали насчет виртуальных денег.
00:17:05,142 --> 00:17:05,560 Вот!
00:17:05,907 --> 00:17:08,351 Мы выручили 10 млн теоретических долларов. И все вам!
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,122 Теоретических баксов?
00:17:12,123 --> 00:17:13,694 И что мне, мать вашу, с ними делать?!
00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:15,340 Вы зря потратили время.
00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:17,634 Эй, мы из кожи вон вылезли, чтобы добыть эти теоретические бабки!
00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:20,274 Да! Теперь меня все за пидора держат!
00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:21,615 Ты и есть пидор, Баттерс.
00:17:22,091 --> 00:17:24,907 Чувак, может хорош уже?! Мой маленький брат скоро умрет!
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,287 Нет!
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:27,856 Я не собираюсь выглядеть идиотом!
00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:31,263 Если я облажался, да еще и потащил всех за собой, то я никогда это не признаю!
00:17:33,726 --> 00:17:35,668 Алло, это глава ВГА.
00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:37,358 Всемирного Канадского Бюро.
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,371 Мистер Абовмент!
00:17:40,372 --> 00:17:42,369 Это Глобальное Всемирное Собрание Лидеров.
00:17:42,370 --> 00:17:44,202 Мы хотели бы поговорить с Вами насчет забастовки.
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:46,170 В натуре?!
00:17:46,338 --> 00:17:48,011 Вы хотите переговоров?
00:17:48,249 --> 00:17:49,069 Не совсем.
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:54,572 Мы просто хотели попросить разрешения, когда вы все передохните, построить на вашей земле парк развлечений.
00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:02,879 Алло.
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,834 Может, вы им все-таки что-нибудь дадите?
00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:06,800 Прошу прощения?
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:10,027 Канадцам не хочется выглядеть идиотами. Они хотят хоть чего-то добиться.
00:18:10,028 --> 00:18:12,084 Просто дайте им что-нибудь.
00:18:13,107 --> 00:18:17,463 Ну, мы могли бы дать Канаде маленький утешительный приз.
00:18:18,492 --> 00:18:20,712 Если они отвалят вам немного чего-нибудь, Вы закончите забастовку?
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:26,693 А могут они это сделать поторжественнее? Чтобы было видно, что я старался.
00:18:26,694 --> 00:18:28,735 Вы можете провернуть это поторжественнее?
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,178 Ну почему бы и нет.
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,301 Мы победили!
00:18:40,325 --> 00:18:41,595 И сколько мы поимели?
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:42,861 Ну, мы...
00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:45,870 Мы не получили всего, чего требовали, но...
00:18:45,871 --> 00:18:47,769 Мы вели жесткие переговоры и...
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:50,436 Получили купоны на скидку...
00:18:50,437 --> 00:18:54,326 ...и бесплатную жвачку для каждого канадца.
00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:04,875 Эти купоны позволят вам получить бесплатный завтрак.
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,077 Ложки-вилки, правда, придется покупать отдельно.
00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:10,055 Мы сделали это!
00:19:15,495 --> 00:19:19,961 Друзья! Это величайшая победа в канадской истории.
00:19:35,822 --> 00:19:36,938 Айк!
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:37,939 АЙК!
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:39,949 Забастовке конец.
00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:40,932 Конец?
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,234 Да, держи!
00:19:49,596 --> 00:19:51,364 Блин, я так рад, что все позади.
00:19:51,365 --> 00:19:52,709 И я.
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,281 Да, но знаете, я сегодня кое-чему научился.
00:19:55,282 --> 00:19:57,222 Мы думали, что срубим бабла на инете,
00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:58,509 но...
00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:08,462 ...пока интернет - странен и удивителен для большинства людей, у виртуального механизма информационного распределения есть необходимсть в расширении и поглощении функций традиционной медии, потому и появляются обещания будущей виртуальной жизни. Но должно пройти несколько лет, прежде чем
00:20:08,463 --> 00:20:16,954 цифровое распространение медии в интернете сможет приносить прибыли, что станет следующим шагом в отчуждении продюсеров от традиционных прибыльных видов медии.
00:20:17,056 --> 00:20:17,649 Точняк!
00:20:29,348 --> 00:20:30,105 Да, мы их сделали!
00:20:30,377 --> 00:20:31,467 Всем веселиться я сказал!
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,629 "Они отдали свои жизни забастовке"
00:20:37,859 --> 00:20:38,740 Притормозите на секунду.
00:20:38,741 --> 00:20:40,005 Секунду подождите!
00:20:41,219 --> 00:20:42,547 Мы тут посчитали...
00:20:42,548 --> 00:20:46,790 За время забастовки Канада потеряла 10,4 млн долларов.
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:51,850 А наши купоны и жвачка стоят в целом 380 долларов.
00:20:52,442 --> 00:20:54,446 А че вы на меня смотрите?! Давайте танцевать!
00:20:55,775 --> 00:21:00,056 Ты не понимал, что делал, а теперь еще ведешь себя так, будто хочешь, чтоб мы пустили тебя дрейфовать!
00:21:00,057 --> 00:21:04,280 Вашу мать, вы что, не понимаете?! Мы победили ради будущих канадцев.
00:21:04,281 --> 00:21:06,904 Наших детей больше не будут притеснять!
00:21:06,905 --> 00:21:09,744 Это была победа ради уважения к Канаде.
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,861 Эй! Какого хрена вы творите?!
00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,227 Мы отправляем тебя дрейфовать, идиот!
00:21:20,798 --> 00:21:22,616 Можешь отправиться жить к датчанам.
00:21:23,377 --> 00:21:25,348 Ты еще пожалеешь об этом, друг!
00:21:26,543 --> 00:21:28,228 Я тебе не друг, приятель!
00:21:29,517 --> 00:21:31,546 Я тебе не приятель, парень!
00:21:31,547 --> 00:21:33,829 Он не твой парень, друг!
00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:37,069 Я не твой друг, приятель!
00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:39,684 Мы тебе не приятели, парень!
00:21:39,685 --> 00:21:44,380 Я не ваш парень, друзья!

00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:09,809 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,677 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,212 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,880 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:16,349 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:18,317 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,885 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,620 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,888 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,990 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,294 ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪
00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,595 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,764 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪♪
00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,538 Students, quiet please, m'kay.
00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,040 As you may or may not know,
00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:44,777 today is Canada Appreciation Day.
00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:47,446 Oh, God, I'm bored already !
00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,682 M'kay, so we've been asked to show you a video
00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,451 from the World Canadian Bureau.
00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,320 Start the tape please.
00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,822 Hello, I am Stephen Abootman,
00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,191 Pwesident of the World Canadian Bureau.
00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,359 Do you ever stop to think
00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,228 how important Canada is to the world ?
00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:05,197 Right now, I would like all students of Canadian descent
00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:07,633 in this school to stand up.
00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,539 Just look at all these fine Canadians in your school.
00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,875 See how diverse they are.
00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,409 When you think of Canada,
00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,245 what's the one thing that comes to mind ?
00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:20,513 Gayness !
00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,516 ( all laughing )
00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,417 That's right-- spirit.
00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,520 What is it that makes Canada so important ?
00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,088 Nothing.
00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:31,790 ( all laughing harder )
00:01:36,796 --> 00:01:38,230 My fellow Canadians,
00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:41,400 for too long we have been pooshed around and ridiculed !
00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,369 Yesterday was supposed to be a day
00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:45,337 of appreciation and understanding.
00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,038 Instead,
00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:47,506 Canada Appreciation Day
00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,508 was mocked worldwide !
00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:51,343 ( all jabbering )
00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,280 Nobody takes us Canadians seriously !
00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,815 It's like the world doesn't respect Canada at all, eh ?!
00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:57,249 That's right.
00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,451 And I think it's time for Canada to show the world
00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,754 just how bad things would be without it !
00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,389 Together we can send a message.
00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:08,394 It's time for Canada to strike !
00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,995 Did you say strike ?
00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:12,298 Yes, every Canadian join me !
00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:14,266 Join together !
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,102 Canada on strike !
00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,971 ♪ Canada ♪
00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:20,406 ♪ Canadaa ♪
00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,141 ♪ Canadaaa ♪
00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:23,676 ♪ Canadaaaa ♪
00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,344 ♪ Canada on strike ♪
00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:26,712 ♪ Canada says no more ♪
00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,314 ♪ No more neglect we want respect ♪
00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:29,949 ♪ That's what we're striking for ♪
00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,550 ♪ All you bureaucrats and corporate cats ♪
00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,018 ♪ Can all just take a hike ♪
00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:34,553 ♪ It's Canada ♪
00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,488 ♪ On strike ♪
00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:37,957 ♪ Canada on strike ♪
00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,491 ♪ From Vancouver to St. Johns ♪
00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,060 ♪ We raise our middle fingers ♪
00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,661 ♪ For you all to sit upon ♪
00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,330 ♪ And with our fingers up your ass ♪
00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:45,831 ♪ You won't be very psyched ♪
00:02:45,865 --> 00:02:47,299 ♪ It's Canada ♪
00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,934 ♪ On strike ♪
00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,603 ♪ And we will not bow or budge ♪
00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,271 ♪ Our resolve is strong ♪
00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,739 ♪ We even took three hours ♪
00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:55,441 ♪ To rehearse this striking song ♪
00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:57,042 ♪ Canada on strike ♪
00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,877 ♪ No matter where you are ♪
00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,179 ♪ If you are Canadian ♪
00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:01,914 ♪ Then you've got to do your part ♪
00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,449 ♪ March out of the halls ♪
00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,584 That's right, suck my Canadian balls.
00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,720 ♪ It's Canada ♪
00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,321 ♪ On strike ♪
00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,889 ♪ It's Canada ♪
00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,725 ♪ Canada Canada ♪
00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:15,461 ♪ On strike ♪♪
00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:18,264 ( man giggling )
00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:22,768 Uh, when you say "Canada is on strike,"
00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:25,137 what exactly do you mean ?
00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,372 What do you think it means ?!
00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,373 We're striking, buddy !
00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,843 No more, that's it, until we get what we want !
00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,346 Who exactly are you to authorize this strike ?
00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:38,450 I am Stephen Abootman, leader of the W.G.A.
00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,152 The W.G.A. ?
00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:43,422 Yes, the World Canadian Bureau.
00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:48,360 What exactly does Canada want ?
00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:52,531 We want more money.
00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:54,466 Yeah, more money.
00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,135 More money from where ?
00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,636 Just more money, you know ?
00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,338 Canada doesn't get enough money !
00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,706 Other countries have lots of money !
00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,708 We want-- we want some of that money !
00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,610 How about the internet ?
00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:06,078 The internet makes lots of money !
00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,613 So give us some of that money !
00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,381 Yeah, give us internet money !
00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,450 Mr. Abootman, you seem to
00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:14,386 not understand how global economics works.
00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:14,787 I think that--
00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:17,456 Don't give me that fat-cat fancy lip-wiggling !
00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:21,160 Are you gonna give Canada more money or not ?!
00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,062 I'm afraid we can't.
00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,131 Then you leave Canada no choice.
00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,867 The strike shall continue !
00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:47,953 "Honk if you support Canada."
00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:49,254 Hey, honey, watch this.
00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,290 ( horn honking )
00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,492 Oh, we're supporting unions !
00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:55,961 That's right, we're a very progressive couple.
00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:57,596 Yes ! ( horn honking )
00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,565 Oh, that's fun !
00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,967 Well, we've done our good deed for the week !
00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,869 I think now I can make love to your anus
00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,604 without making God angry.
00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,740 Oh, really ? Goody !
00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,584 Guys, I'm really worried about my brother.
00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,086 We don't care. ( burping )
00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:21,887 You should care !
00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,555 This strike affects everybody, fat ass !
00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,524 - Shh, shh, it's on ! - Yippie !
00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,659 ( announcer ) It's the Terrance and Phillip Show.
00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:31,063 Today's episode: "I Fart Huckabees."
00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,798 Aw, this one again !
00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,967 God, they've replayed this one like 80 times now !
00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,903 Say, Phillip, I just bought this new hybrid car.
00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,705 Oh, does it run on electricity ?
00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:41,907 ( all ) No, it uses natural gas.
00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:43,375 ( blowing raspberry )
00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,344 ( laughing )
00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:46,779 Natural gas !
00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,480 Huh, it somehow loses its punch
00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,015 after multiple viewings.
00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,350 God damn it, when are they gonna air new
00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:52,518 Terrance and Phillip shows ?
00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,919 There aren't gonna be new shows,
00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:54,620 don't you get it ?
00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,422 Terrance and Phillip are Canadian.
00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,891 We have to get Canada to end this strike !
00:05:58,925 --> 00:05:59,258 It's not a big deal.
00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,261 We can just watch American comedy.
00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,430 You think that's bad ?
00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,965 Remember the time I sang "La Cucaracha"
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,634 for Paul McCartney ?
00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,270 No, no !
00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:14,440 We are not resorting to that !
00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,211 ( chanting ) We want more, we want more !
00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:20,546 One, two, three, four,
00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,581 Canada deserves more... money !
00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:23,982 One, two, three, four,
00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:26,385 Canada deserves more...money !
00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:29,154 Look, buddy, me and Phillip need to go home for a bit.
00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,189 Go home ?
00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,824 You can't leave the picket line !
00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:34,626 But this is taking too long and Phillip is diabetic !
00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,495 Look, guy, we all have to stay strong !
00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,063 If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians,
00:06:38,097 --> 00:06:39,364 then you are a rat.
00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,099 Don't call me a rat, buddy !
00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,835 I'm not your buddy, friend !
00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,303 He's not your friend, guy !
00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,205 I'm not your guy, buddy !
00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,606 He's not your buddy, friend !
00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,976 I'm not your friend, guy !
00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,711 Don't you two understand anything ?
00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,546 You think striking is a joke ?!
00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,049 You think it's something to ridicule ?!
00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,451 Yeah, you think this is funny ?
00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:00,953 Don't you see that we have to stand together
00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:02,521 or else we are nothing.
00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,622 Stephen, Stephen !
00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,123 A call came in from the United States !
00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,125 They want to talk to you aboot ending the strike !
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,460 What did I tell you !
00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:10,262 I told you we'd get to them sooner or later !
00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,131 ( all jabbering )
00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,033 All right, shh, shh ! Quiet, everyone !
00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:18,670 Let me handle this...
00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:22,541 Yes, this is Stephen Abootman, head of the W.G.A.
00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,675 Uh, hi.
00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,777 We want you to end the strike.
00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,913 Oh, you do, huh ?!
00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:28,647 They've had enough.
00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:29,982 They want us to end the strike !
00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:34,152 [all cheering]
00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,654 All right, all right, shh, shh, shh, quiet, quiet.
00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,356 Let me deal with this.
00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:39,725 All right, we're prepared to end the strike
00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:44,463 if you're agreeing that we should have more money.
00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:47,065 We totally think you should have more money.
00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,067 We got 'em ! We did it !
00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:53,438 [all cheering]
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,441 All right, how much are you gonna give us ?
00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,342 Huh ?
00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,278 Well, we don't really have that much money.
00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,547 Oh, negotiating hard ball, are we ?
00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,349 What about all that internet money ?
00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:05,217 The internet ?
00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:06,818 You listen to me, friend.
00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:09,555 You better figure out a way to get us our fair amount of money.
00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,490 And until you come back with a solid, fair number,
00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,724 I'm finished talking to you,
00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:15,894 you slimy, corporate dickhead !
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,530 Don't worry, don't worry,
00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:19,798 this is how negotiating works.
00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:20,732 This is good.
00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,467 We've got 'em by the balls.
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:25,137 [all jabbering] Alright!
00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,373 What'd they say ?
00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,275 They said we have to give them money
00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,678 that we make on the internet.
00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:36,481 How are we supposed to make money on the internet ?
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,183 Well, how do other people
00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:40,519 make money on the internet ?
00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,621 We'd have to put something up on the internet
00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,691 that everyone would find fascinating.
00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,293 Wait, I've got it.
00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,330 ( funky beat )
00:08:55,501 --> 00:08:56,668 ♪ I said what what ♪
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,436 ♪ In the butt ♪
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,537 ♪ I said what what ♪
00:08:58,571 --> 00:08:59,371 ♪ In the butt ♪
00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:00,505 ♪ I said what what ♪
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,473 ♪ In the butt ♪
00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:02,474 ♪ I said what what ♪
00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:03,342 ♪ In the butt ♪
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,676 ♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,410 ♪ In my butt ♪
00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,612 ♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪
00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:07,446 ♪ In my butt ♪
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,547 ♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪
00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:09,381 ♪ In my butt ♪
00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:10,682 ♪ Let's do it in the butt ♪
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,184 ♪ O-kay ♪
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,552 ♪ It's okay ♪
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,254 ♪ If you have a little fight ♪
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,789 ♪ Don't you worry ♪
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,257 ♪ I won't bite ♪
00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,192 ♪ Not that hard ♪
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,860 ♪ If you want it ♪
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,162 ♪ I'll give you power ♪
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,564 ♪ Just be gentle ♪
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:28,266 ♪ I'm delicate like a flower ♪
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,368 ♪ Give it to me ♪
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,135 ♪ If you please ♪
00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,169 ♪ Give it to me ♪
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,004 - ♪ If you please ♪ - Oh, my.
00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,405 ♪ What what in the butt ♪
00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:34,539 ♪ I said what what ♪
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,374 ♪ In the butt ♪
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,541 ♪ I said what what ♪
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,476 ♪ In the butt ♪
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,810 ♪ I said what what ♪
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:39,344 ♪ In the butt ♪
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,579 ♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪
00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:41,313 ♪ In my butt ♪
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,547 ♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,281 ♪ In my butt ♪
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:44,483 ♪ You wanna do it in my butt ♪
00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,550 ♪ In my butt ♪
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,518 ♪ Let's do it in the butt ♪
00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:48,520 <i>♪ O-kay ♪♪</i>
00:09:48,554 --> 00:09:49,821 There's more people viewing it !
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,289 This is going great !
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:53,592 Don't worry, Ike !
00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,661 The strike'll be over soon !
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,041 ( reporter ) And in other world news,
00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,842 the leader of Japan today is calling for
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,945 an increase in military spending.
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,681 How come they haven't mentioned anything about us ?
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,382 When are they gonna get to the strike ?
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,884 Don't worry, the strike is big news.
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,086 I'm sure it'll be one of the top stories.
00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,288 In other news tonight, it's the internet video
00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:26,358 that has already seen over ten million views.
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,260 A young, confused-looking boy
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,228 dancing and singing a song called
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,597 "What what in my asshole."
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,033 Tom, in just one week the video has become
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,235 the most-watched thing in all ofAmerica.
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,670 The boy in the video,
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,339 referred to by most as "that little gay kid"
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,607 has already been asked
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,645 to appear on Jimmy Kimmel and The Today Show.
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,413 God damn it, that's not news !
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,182 What about us ?
00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:52,651 Look, uh, Stephen... Terrance and I were talking
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:55,120 and, well, it's starting to look like maybe
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,556 we're not gonna win this thing, you know ?
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:58,590 We'll win !
00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,225 We just have to stay resilient !
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:03,128 Well, yeah, but everyone is dying of starvation.
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,730 Yeah, let's give it up, guy.
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,164 Don't call me your guy !
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,733 I'm not your guy, fwiend !
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,634 I'm not your friend, buddy !
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,470 I'm not your buddy, guy !
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,971 Wait, here it is !
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,806 Turn it up, we're on !
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:18,443 And finally tonight, a new development in the Canada strike.
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,579 For those of you who don't remember or don't care,
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,814 Canada has been striking for more money.
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,816 - Yeah ! - All right !
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:25,751 There it is !
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,152 Shh, I told you, I told you !
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,987 Listen, let'-- shh-- let's-let's listen.
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,455 In a shocking turn of events,
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,724 it now appears that thousands of people from Denmark
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,359 are flooding into the United States
00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:38,964 with hopes of taking the place of the striking Canadians.
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:39,464 What ?
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,768 Do you really think you Danish can replace the Canadians ?
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:46,071 Well, where we come from it's pretty cold too, yeah ?
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,141 We like hockey and nobody really pays any attention to us.
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,709 Nobody knows where Denmark is.
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,410 Right, so when you think about it,
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,380 we're the Canadians of Europe.
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:56,414 Scabs !
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,616 How could you ?
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,489 Uh, hi.
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,391 We made a really successful thing on the internet
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,993 and we'd like to collect our money.
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,829 Take a number and wait with everyone else.
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,230 Ma'am, perhaps you don't recognize
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,866 the internet sensation "Little Gay Kid" from "Youtube."
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:18,136 Take a number and wait with everyone else !
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,413 Chocolate Rain !
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:29,514 Agh !
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,782 Hey, I know you.
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,284 You're the "What what in my asshole" kid.
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,885 "What what in the butt," Sir.
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,153 It's"Tron guy."
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,488 I saw him on "Youtube."
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,457 Yeah, sure, all the biggest internet stars are here.
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,926 You remember, of course, Numa Numa ?
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,928 ♪ My-a-hi ♪
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,629 ♪ My-a-hu ♪
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,498 ♪ My-a-ha ♪
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,433 ♪ Mi-a-ha-ha ♪♪
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:51,102 And the"Star Wars kid" ?
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:56,842 And the internet sensation, "Cute Sneezing Panda."
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,944 Achoo !
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:01,379 And there's "Dramatic-Look Gopher."
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,752 Wow, I've seen all you guys on the internet !
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,857 So how many people have seen your internet video ?
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,025 Ugh, a few hundred thousand.
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:14,960 Ha !
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,628 Mere peanuts.
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:19,664 "Chocolate Rain" has done gangbusters.
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,667 Theoretically, I'm a millionaire.
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:23,501 Dude, screw you.
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,604 Your internet thing is so last year.
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,206 Leave "Chocolate Rain" guy alone !
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,275 Leave him alone !
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,711 I'm serious !
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,279 ( cell phone ringing )
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,114 Excuse me.
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,317 Hello ?
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,286 You greedy, corporate fat cat.
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,688 You said you would get us money.
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:44,723 We're working on it.
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,893 You're stalling because you think I'll give up.
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,361 You know that most Canadians are talking about
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,796 giving up the strike already.
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,165 You've got me over a barrel and you know it !
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,967 Sir, we're doing everything we can !
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,702 You want me to say it again ?
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,070 You've got me over a barrel.
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:00,238 There, you happy ?
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,439 You've got me bent over a barrel
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,108 with my tender ass just waiting to be pulverized
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,277 by your thrusting manhood !
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,546 Do you realize how stupid I'm going to look
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,316 if I call off the strike after starting all this ?
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,118 I won't do it, you hear me, guy ?
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,286 You're wrong !
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,220 No matter what happens,
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,188 I will never call off this strike.
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,492 Even if it means we all die.
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,027 We don't want you to die.
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,962 Then you better hurry.
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,897 We don't have much longer.
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,633 The blood will be on your hands.
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,806 We have to speed this up.
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,942 Can we collect our internet money in front of you please ?
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,977 I don't think so.
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:42,781 Nothing takes priority over "Chocolate Rain."
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,649 Oh, here he goes with the ego again.
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,851 Who crowned you the top internet star ?
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:51,957 I did, when I became bigger than all you bitches.
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,325 Oh, please !
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,061 "Laughing Baby" had four times as many views as you !
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:59,965 ( laughing )
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,867 You better shut your fucking mouth, "Laughing Baby."
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,203 Did you all forget about "Afro Ninja" ?
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,205 My internet thing was bigger than anybody's.
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,241 I made over 100 million theoretical dollars !
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:13,511 Well, "Sneezing Panda" is theoretically worth billions !
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,448 You all wanna motherfucking die ?
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,483 No ! Argh !
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,586 Haa ! Aggh !
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:24,289 ( grunting )
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,994 Hi-yah !
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,629 ( laughing )
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,765 Hey, forget it, we'll wait our turn !
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,333 Hi-yah !
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,935 Hargh, eyaaaaa !
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,269 ♪ My-a-hi ♪
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,171 ♪ My-a-hu ♪
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,407 ♪ My-a-ha-- ♪♪
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,509 Leave "Tron guy" alone !
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,811 Leave him alone !
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:47,946 ( laughing )
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,614 Aghghghgh !
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,183 Get ready for some chocolate pain, bitch.
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,019 Ahghghgghgh !
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:56,588 Yah !
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,456 Leave the panda alone !
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,992 Leave her alone ! I'm serious !
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,927 Ahghghghghh !
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,163 Ughghgh !
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:07,032 Ahghghghghghgh !
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,939 Thought I forgot about you, gopher ?
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,215 Ugh, my brains...
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,653 ( gunshot )
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,025 Sweet, I think we're next in line now.
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,914 Stephen, Stephen, they're here !
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,449 They've come to negotiate !
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,185 What ? You mean it ?
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,920 Okay, we did it.
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,555 Who the hell are you ?
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,356 We're the ones you told to go get internet money.
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,792 Here, we made ten million theoretical dollars.
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:11,262 It's all for you.
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,797 Theoretical dollars ?
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:13,998 What am I supposed to do with that ?
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,400 You little time-wasters !
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:18,236 Hey, we worked really hard to get this theoretical money.
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,839 Yeah, everyone thinks I'm a homo now !
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,240 You are a homo, Butters.
00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:23,942 Dude, will you just end this thing now ?
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,243 My little brother is gonna die !
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:28,313 No, I'm not gonna look like an idiot !
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,181 If I fucked up and led everyone astray,
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,850 the last thing I'm gonna do is admit it !
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,551 ( phone ringing )
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,221 Yes, this is the head of the W.G.A.
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:39,390 The World Canadian Bureau.
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,825 Ah, Mr. Abootman,
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,861 it's the Global World Summit Leaders.
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,762 We want to talk to you about the strike.
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,698 You-you do ?
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,600 You want to negotiate ?
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,368 No, actually, we were just wondering
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,171 if when you're all dead, we can use Newfoundland
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,508 for a new global theme park.
00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:00,078 ( sobbing hysterically )
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,448 Hello ?
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,050 Will you just give this guy something, please ?
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:06,951 Excuse me ?
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,319 He just doesn't want to look like an idiot
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,722 so he needs everyone to think the strike was for something.
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,391 Just give him anything.
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:18,296 Well, we could give Canada some small consolation prize.
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:22,600 If they give you something small, will you end the strike ?
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,803 Will they act like they're giving Canada a lot
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,605 so everyone thinks I did a good job ?
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,041 Can you act like you're giving him a lot ?
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,011 Sure, why not ?
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,382 We have won !
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,420 So how much did we get ?
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,857 Well, we... we didn't get everything that we wanted
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,725 but we negotiated hard
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,362 and we got these coupons to Bennigan's
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:56,434 and free bubblegum for every Canadian !
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,237 ( weak fast applause )
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,139 ( survivors join in )
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,508 These coupons entitle every Canadian
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,677 to a free meal at Bennigan's...
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:06,844 with the purchase of a meal
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,447 at equal or greater value, of course.
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,082 We did it !
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:18,790 My friends, this is the greatest victory
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,825 in Canadian history.
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,043 Ike...Ike !
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,646 - It's over. - It's over ?
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,815 Yeah, here you go.
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,156 Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with !
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,491 Me too !
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,727 Yeah, but, you know, I learned something today.
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,729 We thought we could make money on the internet,
00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:01,032 but while the internet is new and exciting for creative people
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,867 it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,136 to the extent that one should trade real and immediate
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,704 opportunities for income for the promise
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,106 of future on-line revenue.
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,941 It will be a few years before digital distribution of media
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,809 on the internet can be monetized to an extent
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,544 that necessitates content producers to forgo
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:17,315 their fair value in more traditional media.
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,416 Yeah.
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,490 ♪ Yahoo ♪
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,460 ♪ It's a celebration ♪
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,495 Yeah, we did it !
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,297 Celebrate, everyone !
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,898 Woo-hoo !
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,035 ♪ It's a celebration ♪
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,069 ♪ Celebrate... ♪♪
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,171 Hold on a minute ! Wait just a second !
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,205 ( record scratching )
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,241 We just did some calculating.
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,776 By not working during the strike,
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:47,412 Canadians lost 10.4 million dollars.
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,180 And our Bennigan's coupons and bubblegum
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:52,850 is worth roughly $3,008.
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:56,020 Don't look at that. Come on, friends, let's dance.
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,422 You had no idea what you were doing
00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,890 and now you're trying to make it look like you won
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,558 so that we won't set you adrift !
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:02,327 Damn it, friends, don't you see ?
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,796 We won for future Canadians, guy.
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,298 So the little guy doesn't get pushed around anymore.
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,002 This was a victory for Canada's respect.
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,242 Eh, what do you think you're doing ?
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,745 We're setting you adrift, idiot.
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,815 Maybe you can go live with the Danish !
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,784 You'll regret this day, friend !
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,754 I'm not your friend, buddy !
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,223 I'm not your buddy, guy !
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,492 He's not your guy, friend !
00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:37,762 I'm not your friend, buddy !
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,365 We're not your buddies, guy !
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:45,002 I'm not your guy, friends !

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