Внушительные буфера — Кенни пропускает школу — его полностью поглотила наркозависимость от кошачьей мочи. В городе официально запрещают держать дома кошек.

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Внушительные буфера

Major Boobage

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Описание

Кенни пропускает школу — его полностью поглотила наркозависимость от кошачьей мочи. В городе официально запрещают держать дома кошек.

Субтитры

00:00:33,677 --> 00:00:38,174 South Park S12E03 - Major Boobage (Ноги, крылья,.. главное сиськи!) Автор субтитров: shoke (shoke@sibmail.com)
00:00:38,174 --> 00:00:39,778 - ...сегодня. Понятненько.
00:00:39,818 --> 00:00:44,892 - Недавно выяснилось, что некоторые дети в школе "ловят кайф", удушая себя.
00:00:44,924 --> 00:00:47,834 - Некоторые называют это "удушалки"...
00:00:47,906 --> 00:00:49,782 - Но душить себя - плохо.
00:00:49,813 --> 00:00:50,719 - Понятненько?
00:00:50,723 --> 00:00:52,258 - Не делайте этого. Понятненько.
00:00:52,346 --> 00:00:53,399 - понятненько...
00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:56,537 - Можно поймать кайф, душа себя?
00:00:57,417 --> 00:01:01,183 - Школьники частенько экспериментируют с опасными методами поймать кайф.
00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:03,026 - Понятненько. Типа как нюхать клей,
00:01:03,098 --> 00:01:06,101 - Выпить целую банку "тусин+" за раз...
00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:08,029 - Но всё это - плохо! Понятненько.
00:01:08,044 --> 00:01:13,475 - Мой родственник из Флориды, рассказывал, что дети в их школе ловят кайф через кошачьи саки.
00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:14,605 - Кошачьи саки?
00:01:14,677 --> 00:01:17,301 - Это вранье, ты же не можешь кайфануть от кошачьей мочи, правда, ведь?
00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:19,985 - Ну, вобщем-то, это не совсем из-за кошачьей мочи.
00:01:20,008 --> 00:01:23,148 - Коты - самцы, когда метят свою территорию,
00:01:23,206 --> 00:01:27,200 - Разбрызгивают концентрированную мочу, для защиты от посягательств других самцов и эта...
00:01:27,281 --> 00:01:29,803 - И от этого можно реально улететь.
00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:33,010 - Понятненько. Улететь, прям вот улететь-улететь.
00:01:33,014 --> 00:01:33,707 - Понятненько.
00:01:35,604 --> 00:01:38,836 - Возможно... наверное, я не должен был вам это рассказывать.
00:01:38,912 --> 00:01:39,902 - Понятненько.
00:01:39,911 --> 00:01:42,454 - Это должно быть плохо.
00:01:44,348 --> 00:01:47,436 - Короче, это будет фиксировать моего кота, пока он будет разбрызгивать мочу.
00:01:48,112 --> 00:01:51,709 - Да, бедненький котеночек, ты сейчас так расстроен.
00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:54,108 - Пацаны, вы зря тратите время.
00:01:54,174 --> 00:01:56,345 - Ага, это не сработает.
00:01:57,182 --> 00:01:58,788 - Хорошо, Кенни, ты готов?
00:01:58,976 --> 00:01:59,483 - Как Гагарин и Титов.
00:01:59,492 --> 00:02:01,281 - Отлично. Введите...
00:02:01,343 --> 00:02:03,262 - Другого кота.
00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:21,072 - Ух ты!
00:02:24,069 --> 00:02:24,828 - Чувствуешь что-нибудь?
00:02:24,923 --> 00:02:27,189 - Ну че, Кенни, ты вшторился?
00:03:47,842 --> 00:03:50,384 - Уф ты круто зацените!
00:03:52,902 --> 00:03:57,749 - Я вижу ты заинтересован, великолепными ахренительными супермегавозбуждающими титьками моей дочери.
00:03:57,795 --> 00:03:58,575 - Аще.
00:03:58,632 --> 00:04:01,946 - Тогда окунись с моей дочерью в Фонтане Фарнака.
00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:05,797 - Построенного Богами в честь мыльной пены ее сисек.
00:04:05,799 --> 00:04:07,205 - Акей.
00:04:17,128 --> 00:04:17,844 - Кенни!
00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:19,267 - Кенни! Проснись!
00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,417 - Очнись, Кенни! Ты как?
00:04:21,484 --> 00:04:22,611 - Кенни?!
00:04:23,307 --> 00:04:24,570 - Что случилось?!
00:04:24,604 --> 00:04:26,295 - Чувак, та кошка реально тебя вторчила!
00:04:26,315 --> 00:04:27,859 - Тебе конкретно башню сорвало!
00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,117 - Фффф, фффыффыфФ!
00:04:29,204 --> 00:04:30,905 - А! Кенни! Отвали! Что с тобой?!
00:04:30,988 --> 00:04:32,579 - Фыффывыфвыф фывыфвфывф!!!
00:04:32,818 --> 00:04:33,317 - Чувак!
00:04:33,394 --> 00:04:35,724 - Чувак! Кенни! Успокойся!
00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:37,955 - Я был так близко...
00:04:38,984 --> 00:04:41,518 - Вы бы видели эти сиськи.
00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:42,902 - Какие сиськи?
00:04:43,443 --> 00:04:44,841 - Ну, титьки!
00:04:45,033 --> 00:04:47,509 - Они были просто невероятные!
00:04:47,539 --> 00:04:51,600 - Кенни, все что ты делал после того как кот тебя обоссал, это то, что ты как сумасшедший бегал кругами
00:04:51,609 --> 00:04:55,567 - Ага, а потом ты побежал по городу с криками, разрывая свою одежду.
00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,477 - Моя любить сиське...
00:05:00,263 --> 00:05:03,109 - Чувак, мне кажется, мы больше не должны баловаться с этим дерьмом.
00:05:05,369 --> 00:05:07,081 - Далее в новостях Фокс.
00:05:07,452 --> 00:05:08,915 - Новая наркотическая лихорадка.
00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:11,524 - И она убивает ваших детей!
00:05:11,553 --> 00:05:13,043 - Убивает наших детей?
00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:15,662 - По все Америке, дети ловят кайф, от,
00:05:15,844 --> 00:05:17,061 - Кошачьей мочи.
00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:20,389 - Вдыхание кошачьей мочи вызывает состояние эйфории.
00:05:20,547 --> 00:05:23,798 - Так же известное как "Взбадроз"
00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:24,938 - Почему "Взбадроз"?
00:05:25,038 --> 00:05:27,068 - Потому что это весело.
00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,632 - Эта шестиклассница утверждает, что она была под зависимостью от кошачьей мочи несколько месяцев!
00:05:31,673 --> 00:05:36,567 - Мы иногда убегали на переменках и наш друг по имени ..., он притаскивал своих котов,
00:05:36,748 --> 00:05:39,182 - И мы просто "взбадросились" весь день.
00:05:39,414 --> 00:05:40,360 - Боже мой!
00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:42,014 - Шейла! Иди, посмотри!
00:05:42,087 --> 00:05:44,513 - Так как определить, "взбадривается" ли ваш ребенок?
00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:47,461 - Первое. Ваш ребенок кажется отрешенным, загруженным.
00:05:47,652 --> 00:05:50,418 - Второе. Лицо вашего ребенка пахнет кошачьей мочей.
00:05:50,631 --> 00:05:55,302 - Третье. Когда вы в зоопарке стоите перед клеткой с тигром, ваш ребенок начинает скрежетать зубами.
00:05:55,318 --> 00:05:59,155 - Так же вы можете догадаться по особым фразам, которые проскакивают, когда ваш ребенок общается с друзьями.
00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:01,791 - Вроде... "Эй, пошли взбадросимся."
00:06:01,873 --> 00:06:04,213 - Или - "Вы пацаны типа взбадросились?"
00:06:04,273 --> 00:06:08,380 - Или - "Чувак, я так навзбадросился что у меня ща мозг к ебеням разорвет!"
00:06:08,511 --> 00:06:09,946 - Дети этим занимаются?!
00:06:10,421 --> 00:06:12,686 - Дети это делают, потому что это легально.
00:06:12,819 --> 00:06:16,848 - А что вы будете делать, пока не стало слишком поздно?..
00:06:18,626 --> 00:06:20,889 - Мы должны защитить наших детей от этого, Шейла.
00:06:22,558 --> 00:06:29,384 - 20% школьников в возрасте от 6 до 12 лет, говорят, что пробовали "взбадрос" как минимум один раз.
00:06:29,445 --> 00:06:31,151 - Дети также называют это вроде,..
00:06:31,161 --> 00:06:37,029 - "повалять взбадросика", или, "витамин взбА", или "Мариссыанна"
00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,317 - "Взбадрос" растекается быстро.
00:06:39,373 --> 00:06:42,068 - Короче, мы уже достаточно напуганы, Джеральд. Но что нам делать?
00:06:42,146 --> 00:06:48,080 - Я написал обращение, которое сделает, нелегальным, право держать дома кошек, в городе Саус Парка.
00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:50,230 - Джерольд прав.
00:06:50,371 --> 00:06:51,859 - Мы все должны это признать.
00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:53,796 - Кошки смертоносные животные.
00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:58,133 - Если вы будете сидеть, сложа руки и нюхать это дерьмо - это убьет вас.
00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:01,490 - С моей, супер адвокатской силой мы сможем отчистить город от кошек.
00:07:01,573 --> 00:07:05,036 - Следовательно, наши дети никогда больше не будут употреблять наркотики!
00:07:05,347 --> 00:07:07,857 - Поддержим Джерольда! - Джерольду ура!
00:07:07,962 --> 00:07:10,651 - Меее меее меее - Беее бееее - Муууу мумумумуму!
00:07:19,113 --> 00:07:21,191 - Неет! Неееет!!!
00:07:21,269 --> 00:07:22,588 - Ох, хлюп, хлюп,
00:07:22,687 --> 00:07:24,602 - Смирись уже наркота,.. господи...
00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:28,519 - Прощай царапка, мы будем скучать.
00:07:32,751 --> 00:07:34,698 - У нас тут двое!
00:07:34,733 --> 00:07:36,071 - Эй, вы, черт возьми, что творите?!
00:07:36,127 --> 00:07:37,639 - Прости, это теперь противозаконно.
00:07:37,706 --> 00:07:38,312 - Чего?!
00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:38,945 - Нет!
00:07:39,054 --> 00:07:39,804 - Они мне нужны!
00:07:40,979 --> 00:07:42,920 - ФФффффффффффф!!!!!!!!!
00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:46,228 - Слушайте, я же вам говорил, у меня был кот,
00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,734 - Но мне пришлось его усыпить, потому что он меня задолбал!
00:07:54,044 --> 00:07:56,378 - Господин Котофей, тебе придется пожить на чердаке,
00:07:56,423 --> 00:07:57,383 - Вот,
00:07:57,402 --> 00:07:59,486 - Пиши дневник.
00:08:04,028 --> 00:08:05,235 - Парни, вы видели Кенни?
00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,022 - Не, по-моему, Кенни отпросился по болезни.
00:08:07,035 --> 00:08:09,689 - Ага, и вчера он отпросился.
00:08:09,759 --> 00:08:11,652 - Пацаны...
00:08:12,609 --> 00:08:16,642 - Мне кажется, Кенни здесь нет, потому что он дома "взбадривается"...
00:08:17,417 --> 00:08:20,808 - Ой ну ладно, Кенни ведь знает, насколько опасно "взбадросываться".
00:08:20,886 --> 00:08:23,210 - Ага, где он кошек найдет, их всех выловили.
00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:26,574 - Ага, у кого есть еще кошки в наши дни?..
00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:29,506 - Гашиш тоже запрещен, но люди все равно его находят.
00:08:29,537 --> 00:08:32,971 - С того самого первого раза, когда Кенни "взбадросился" он просто сам не свой.
00:08:33,227 --> 00:08:36,048 - Вы все видите, что он изменился.
00:08:36,276 --> 00:08:38,831 - Спорю, Кенни, взбадросивается дома прямо сейчас.
00:09:36,603 --> 00:09:37,795 - Кенни!
00:09:38,105 --> 00:09:39,609 - Кенни ты дома?
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:50,993 - Кенни!
00:09:54,592 --> 00:09:57,685 - От блин, ему крышу взбадросом снесло!
00:10:04,590 --> 00:10:05,924 - Кенни!!!
00:10:20,648 --> 00:10:21,839 - Такое дело,
00:10:21,939 --> 00:10:24,187 - Мы твои друзья, чувак, мы не позволим тебе разрушить твою жизнь.
00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:28,101 - Я не разрушаю свою жизнь, ясно? Может теперь отъебетесь?
00:10:28,271 --> 00:10:29,351 - Посмотри на себя!
00:10:29,513 --> 00:10:31,899 - Ты должен завязать с взбадросином!
00:10:35,981 --> 00:10:38,936 - Ага вот так дружище, пусть оно всё выйдет...
00:10:39,008 --> 00:10:42,673 - Кенни, мы типа все за тебя, но если мы еще раз тебя застукаем за взбадросином,
00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:44,201 - Мы на тебя настучим.
00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:47,000 - Хорошо, хорошо, доколупались...
00:10:47,202 --> 00:10:50,039 - Ага, ему нужно немножко спатеньки, даведь?
00:10:52,155 --> 00:10:53,649 - Мы должны держать это, подальше от него.
00:11:02,777 --> 00:11:04,410 - Господин Котофеич, шшш!
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,153 - Бляха!
00:11:09,495 --> 00:11:11,249 - Щшшш. Господин Котофей, вы должны вести себя тише.
00:11:11,374 --> 00:11:12,586 - Или вас найдут.
00:11:15,292 --> 00:11:15,980 - Что?
00:11:19,705 --> 00:11:20,669 - Это соседский кот...
00:11:20,912 --> 00:11:22,298 - Его еще не поймали...
00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:27,373 - Нет-нет, господин Котофеич, я знаю, что вам нравится Руфус, но он должен защищать себя сам.
00:11:28,723 --> 00:11:32,108 - Я не могу прятать больше кошек, господин котофеич, я и так уже по уши в неприятностях.
00:11:33,522 --> 00:11:35,007 - Ладно, ладно, хорошо!
00:11:39,126 --> 00:11:41,070 - Ладно, пошли Руфус, тихонечко.
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:48,669 - О, Боже, нет, НЕТ, я не могу спрятать вас всех.
00:11:50,839 --> 00:11:53,342 - Простите, вам придется искать кого-то другого кто...
00:11:56,939 --> 00:12:00,838 - Что ж, наверное, хуже уже не будет...
00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,422 - Пошли...
00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:20,047 - Боже мой!
00:12:21,459 --> 00:12:22,423 - Кайл.
00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:25,412 - Кайл, можно тебя на минуточку?..
00:12:26,249 --> 00:12:26,983 - Чего?
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,668 - Кайл, ты принимаешь наркотики?
00:12:30,388 --> 00:12:31,240 - Нет.
00:12:31,407 --> 00:12:37,172 - Тогда почему твоя мать нашла ЭТО?! В твоем комоде?!
00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:40,160 - Ладно... послушайте, это не мое.
00:12:40,238 --> 00:12:41,537 - Я просто держу это у себя для друга.
00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:43,086 - Не ври нам Кайл!
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,433 - Как долго ты уже взбадросиваешься?!
00:12:46,785 --> 00:12:49,494 - Я не взбадросиваюсь! Я ни разу в жизни не взбадросился!
00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:50,948 - Быстро в свою комнату!
00:12:51,025 --> 00:12:53,611 - До тех пор, пока мы с мамой не придумаем, что нам с этим делать!
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,367 - Пап, может, послушаешь хотя бы секундочку!
00:12:55,446 --> 00:12:56,805 - Сейчас же, Кайл!!!
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,097 - Господи!..
00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:00,502 - Джеральд, что же нам делать?..
00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:02,301 - Наш сын кошкоман!
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:04,749 - Для начала, нужно разобраться с этим!
00:13:04,859 --> 00:13:05,805 - Что ты собираешься делать?
00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:10,228 - Наверное, лучше я... отнесу это в подвал, спрячу, что бы Кайл не нашел это.
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:16,681 - Нет...
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:19,141 - Нет! О чем я только думаю, я не должен этого делать.
00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:23,179 - Я был чист 10 лет...
00:13:23,309 --> 00:13:24,885 - Я даже не приближался к кошкам.
00:13:25,309 --> 00:13:31,120 - Но потом это репортаж, дети начали этим заниматься... и я знал, что Кайл также заболеет этим, как и я
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,990 - А теперь в нашем доме кот.
00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:35,019 - Это слишком соблазнительно!..
00:13:39,572 --> 00:13:41,956 - Я сделаю это еще один разик,
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,852 - Просто один, последний раз...
00:13:43,972 --> 00:13:45,230 - А потом вызову полицию,
00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:47,015 - И сдам им кота.
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,714 - И больше никогда не буду этого делать...
00:13:49,755 --> 00:13:51,297 - После этого
00:13:51,325 --> 00:13:52,746 последнего
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,130 раза...
00:15:01,077 --> 00:15:03,077 - Я не смог сдержаться...
00:15:03,092 --> 00:15:05,903 - Все из-за твоих, ахренительных сисек!
00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:08,129 - Кто там?
00:15:08,296 --> 00:15:10,079 - Пожалуйста. Откройте дверь.
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:14,135 - Я слышала вы прятать кошек,
00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:15,869 - Прячу кошек?..
00:15:15,953 --> 00:15:17,693 - Это было бы незаконно...
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,046 - Вы не понимать.
00:15:19,177 --> 00:15:20,276 - Моя маленькай Нишка,
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,490 - Ей больше некуда идти!
00:15:22,677 --> 00:15:25,342 - О, нет-нет, у меня просто нет возможности взять еще...
00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:26,929 - Но, тогда они забирать её!
00:15:26,944 --> 00:15:29,623 - Я уже взял кошек Андерсенов и Валинских!
00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:32,360 - Я просто ничего немо...
00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:36,476 - Если подумать...
00:15:36,524 --> 00:15:39,810 - Возможно, я найду еще место, еще для одного...
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:44,099 - О, такая доброта в такие темные времена!
00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:53,423 - Что за черт?..
00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:01,078 - Кенни, пошел вон отсюда!
00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:04,591 - Блин, Кенни!
00:16:05,722 --> 00:16:07,413 - Плохие кошечки!..
00:16:12,018 --> 00:16:12,804 - Паап!
00:16:12,877 --> 00:16:14,382 - Кто-то в дверь звонит.
00:16:16,471 --> 00:16:18,783 - Ну, я наказан, или нет?!
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:21,658 - Отлично, я открою!
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,569 - Чувак, у нас большая проблема!
00:16:25,725 --> 00:16:27,760 - Картман сказал, что Кенни реально звездец!
00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:30,700 - Он обхуяренный в усмерть, чувак!
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:31,848 - Чего?..
00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:35,232 - Он похоже всех кошек поюзал, на Картманском чердаке.
00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,155 - Что ты делаешь с кошками на чердаке, толстожопый?
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:38,891 - Они невинные жертвы ситуации, Кайл!
00:16:38,986 --> 00:16:43,463 - Их нужно спрятать, или их усыпят. Тебе этого просто не понять.
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:46,532 - Короче, нужно найти Кенни, пока он не навредил себе.
00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:48,804 - Я не могу, отец меня наказал.
00:16:49,914 --> 00:16:50,628 - Погодите-ка.
00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:52,181 - А где мой отец?..
00:17:00,092 --> 00:17:03,832 - Всем привет! Рад снова вас видеть!
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:15,810 - Стооой.
00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:20,476 - Твоя нельзя гладить моя дочь прелестный сисяндрики.
00:17:21,175 --> 00:17:21,977 - Это почему?
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,594 - Есть...
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:26,377 - Другая желайаща.
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:28,847 - Чего?..
00:17:29,394 --> 00:17:30,820 - Вали отсюда пацан!
00:17:32,878 --> 00:17:34,877 - Ты слишком мал для таких дел.
00:17:34,935 --> 00:17:40,219 - Это должно быть решено в сиськатриале, в Соскиаполисе.
00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:53,117 - Сражайтесь, за бесценный трофей!
00:18:35,499 --> 00:18:36,126 - Пап?..
00:18:36,288 --> 00:18:38,857 - Отец! Что, черт подери, ты делаешь?!
00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:41,044 - Они так уже добрых полчаса развлекаются.
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,136 - Она моя, маленький засранец!
00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:48,147 - Джеральд?!
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:53,957 - Создатель анти-кошачего закона, был обвинен во "взбадривании" в общественном парке.
00:18:54,011 --> 00:18:58,008 - Джерольд Брасловски готовиться сделать публичное заявление.
00:18:58,046 --> 00:19:00,227 - Лично от себя я хочу сказать...
00:19:00,628 --> 00:19:02,178 - Я подвел сам себя.
00:19:02,457 --> 00:19:05,317 - И в первую очередь я хочу извиниться перед моей любимой женой.
00:19:05,385 --> 00:19:06,707 - Не прикасайся ко мне.
00:19:06,788 --> 00:19:08,590 - И перед жителями Саус Парка.
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:09,908 - Я был не прав.
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,549 - И не могу позволить, что бы кошек и дальше винили во всем...
00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:14,270 - Это наша вина.
00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:17,287 - Вина тех людей, которые используют их шикарную мочу.
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:21,189 - Мы должны понять, что взбадросивание, просто того не стоит.
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,612 - Конечно, вы сражаетесь в сиькоринге,
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:27,967 - И плескаетесь в фонтанах Ворнафа, с восьмититковой беспаментной горой.
00:19:28,319 --> 00:19:29,720 - О чем, он, черт подери, говорит?
00:19:29,825 --> 00:19:31,125 - Я, понятия не имею.
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:34,106 - А потом вы сражаетесь с титько-гоблинами в пещере Газонга,
00:19:34,193 --> 00:19:36,062 - А дальше девушка вас благодарит за это,
00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:38,893 - Но она не настоящая...
00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:42,342 - Да все равно, тебе никогда не видать, действительно хороших сисек в реальной жизни.
00:19:42,842 --> 00:19:45,148 - Проблема в том, что чем больше ты отправляешься в тот мир,
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,010 - Тем больше тебе нужно туда...
00:19:47,315 --> 00:19:51,433 - До тех пор, пока ты не начнешь кидать тех реальных людей, которые действительно беспокоятся о тебе.
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:52,192 - Ага.
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,664 - Наверное, это так.
00:19:54,191 --> 00:19:55,845 - Проблема не в кошках.
00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:59,896 - Мы признали кошек незаконными, и я первый раз взбадросился за 10 лет.
00:20:00,177 --> 00:20:03,025 - Дети все равно будут искать новые способы словить кайф,
00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:06,798 - Типа нюхать клей, или лизать жаб...
00:20:06,891 --> 00:20:08,487 - Так же вы можете ли...
00:20:08,548 --> 00:20:10,691 - Окей, по-моему достаточно, Джеральд.
00:20:10,816 --> 00:20:12,563 - Смысл в том, что я был не прав.
00:20:12,719 --> 00:20:15,558 - Пришло время легализовать кошек!
00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:18,103 - Ага! Ура Джерольду!
00:20:18,171 --> 00:20:19,701 - Молодец Джерольд!
00:20:26,571 --> 00:20:28,923 - Царап, так хорошо, что ты вернулся!
00:20:29,048 --> 00:20:31,186 - Ты ведь не сердишься на нас, не так ли?..
00:20:35,111 --> 00:20:37,746 - Я как никогда рад, что все это закончилось.
00:20:38,084 --> 00:20:39,934 - А вы знаете? Мы сегодня кое-что поняли, пацаны.
00:20:39,986 --> 00:20:42,506 - Мы никогда не должны преследовать живые существа, принуждать их прятаться...
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,145 - Это неправильно.
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:48,364 - И ты не видишь никаких параллелей, между этим, и чем-либо в истории?..
00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:50,216 - М-м-м, нет,
00:20:50,295 --> 00:20:52,179 - Я понятия не имею, о чем ты говоришь, Кайл.
00:20:52,257 --> 00:20:53,439 - Пацаны, зацените!
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,018 - Кенни...
00:20:57,641 --> 00:20:58,479 - Разве не здорово?
00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:00,379 - Он просто ловит кайф от жизни.
00:21:00,576 --> 00:21:01,435 - Ога.
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,029 - Он ловит... реальный кайф от жизни...
00:21:11,993 --> 00:21:14,532 - Чувак, да он ложить хотел на жизнь.
00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:15,484 - Кенни!
00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:19,431 - Это что за чертовы цветы?!
00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:20,435 - Кенни?
00:21:20,918 --> 00:21:23,145 - Кенни?!

00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:09,976 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,045 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,079 --> 00:00:13,613 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,314 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,616 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,618 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,219 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,954 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:23,256 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,258 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,292 --> 00:00:28,461 ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪
00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:29,829 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,330 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,370 M'kay, kids, we have something very serious
00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,605 we need to discuss today, m'kay ?
00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,108 It appears that some kids in school are getting high
00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:44,243 by choking themselves.
00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,613 Some kids call it the "choking game," m'kay ?
00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:50,650 But choking yourself is bad, m'kay ?
00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:53,386 Don't-don't do that, m'kay ?
00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,888 You can get high from choking yourself ?
00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:57,457 Hrgggggg !
00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,392 School children are often experimenting with
00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,627 dangerous ways to get high, m'kay,
00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,229 like sniffing glue,
00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:06,165 guzzling cough medicine, huffing paint, m'kay ?
00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,468 But they're all bad, m'kay ?
00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:09,969 My cousins in Florida
00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:13,906 said kids in their school get high off of cat pee.
00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:15,241 - Cat pee ? - That's not true.
00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,343 You can't get high off of cat urine-- can you ?
00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,146 Well, it's not actually cat urine.
00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:23,382 But male cats, when they're marking their territory,
00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,084 spray a concentrated urine
00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:27,820 to fend off other male cats and...
00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:30,423 And that can get you really high, m'kay ?
00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:33,760 Really, really high, m'kay ?
00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:39,999 Probably shouldn't have told you that just now, m'kay.
00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,467 That was probably bad.
00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:45,738 Alright, this should keep my cat in place
00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,106 while he sprays the urine.
00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,307 Meow.
00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,642 Yes, poor Mr. Kitty,
00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:51,310 are you just so upset right now ?
00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,112 Mrrrrrrrrr...
00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,413 You guys are wasting your time.
00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,982 Yeah, it's not gonna work.
00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,350 Meow.
00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,652 - Okay, you ready, Kenny ? - All set !
00:01:59,686 --> 00:02:02,321 All right, bring out the other male cat.
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,295 ( growling ) Meow.
00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,464 ( growling )
00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,468 ( screeching )
00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,306 Ugh !
00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,941 Whoa !
00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,243 ( moaning )
00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,011 Do you feel anything ?
00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,846 Well, Kenny, are you buzzed ?
00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:03,683 ♪ Drive it on up ♪
00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,586 ♪ Let's cruise awhile ♪
00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:10,223 ♪ Leave your troubles far behind ♪
00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,225 ♪ You can hedge your bet ♪
00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:15,094 ♪ On a clean Corvette ♪
00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:18,931 ♪ To get you there right on time ♪
00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:21,033 ♪ Now if you're ready to dive ♪
00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:23,769 ♪ Into overdrive ♪
00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:27,506 ♪ Baby the green lights are on ♪
00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,475 ♪ It's like you're running away ♪
00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,144 ♪ On some high octane ♪
00:03:32,179 --> 00:03:35,314 ♪ Every time she reaches for the goal ♪
00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,716 ♪ Won't you take that ♪
00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,819 ♪ Ride ride ride ride ♪
00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:44,957 ♪ On heavy metal ♪
00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:48,060 ♪ It's the only way that you can travel... ♪
00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,129 Wow, cool ! Check it out !
00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,734 I see that you are enticed
00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,603 by my daughter's awesome, rocking tits.
00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,005 Yeah.
00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:02,141 Then bathe with my daughter in the Fountain of Varnoth.
00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:05,912 Appease the gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds.
00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,246 Okay !
00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,290 Woo ! Woo-hoo !
00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,392 ( Cartman ) Kenny, Kenny, wake up !
00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,527 Wake up, Kenny ! You all right ?!
00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:23,562 - Kenny ! - Wait !
00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,530 Where'd she go ?!
00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,565 Dude, that cat urine really fucked you up.
00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,100 You were seriously tripping balls.
00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,368 You fucking asshole !
00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,170 Agh, Kenny, knock it off ! What's wrong with you ?
00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,939 - Why couldn't you leave me alone ?! - Agh, Kenny !
00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:36,175 Dude, dude, Kenny, calm down !
00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,245 Oh, I was so close !
00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,148 You should have seen her titties !
00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,616 What titties ?
00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,685 The titties on the girl--
00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,753 they were incredible !
00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,855 Kenny, all you did after the cat peed in your face
00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,791 was start running around in circles, cheering.
00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,259 Yeah, and then you ran through town, screaming,
00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,028 and started tearing off all your clothes.
00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:58,297 I almost...touched them.
00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,134 Dude, I don't think we should be messing around
00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,536 with that crap anymore.
00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,473 ( reporter ) Next on Fox News--
00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,008 it's the newest drug craze
00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,677 and it's killing your kids !
00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,312 Killing our kids ?
00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:17,416 All over America, kids are getting high on cat urine.
00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:20,486 Huffing cat urine apparently causes a euphoric state
00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:24,056 and is also referred to as "cheesing."
00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,024 Why cheesing ?
00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,526 Because it's "fon to due."
00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,829 This sixth-grade girl says she's been snorting cat piss
00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,564 for several months.
00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,733 ( distorted voice ) We sometimes sneak out during recess
00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,002 and our friend named ( bleep ) goes and gets her cats
00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,538 and we'll just cheese all day long.
00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,573 Oh, my God !
00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,208 Sheila, come look at this !
00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,844 So how can you tell if your child is cheesing ?
00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,456 You might also notice by certain phrases
00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,759 your child says to school friends, such as,
00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,469 Kids are doing this ?
00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,339 ( reporter ) Kids do it because it's legal.
00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,308 What can you do before it's too late ?
00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:18,611 Meow.
00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:21,313 We have to protect our children from this, Sheila.
00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:26,252 20% ofAmerican students aged six to twelve
00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:29,388 say they have tried cheesing at least once.
00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:32,291 Kids also refer to it as "the cheese game"
00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,959 or "vitamin cheese"
00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:37,229 or "Mary Jane piss-in-your-face fun time."
00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:39,532 Cheesing is spreading fast.
00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,333 All right, we're all sufficiently scared, Gerald,
00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:42,535 but what can we do ?
00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,003 I have written up a bill
00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:46,038 that would make having a cat illegal
00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,140 in the city of South Park.
00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:50,810 Gerald's right.
00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,211 We all have to face it.
00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,046 Cats are deadly animals.
00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,548 If you stick your nose up their crotch
00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,184 and snort their piss, they can kill you.
00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,952 With my super lawyer powers,
00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,654 we can rid our town of cats,
00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:05,391 so that our kids can never get high again.
00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,725 Let's hear it for Gerald !
00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,160 Hooray for Gerald !
00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,196 [all cheering for Gerald]
00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,434 Egh-egh...
00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,071 Meow.
00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,006 No, no !
00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,475 Oh, waa-waa !
00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:24,710 Get over it, druggie-- jeez.
00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:27,246 Goodbye, Scrambles !
00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,881 We'll miss you !
00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,950 ( meowing )
00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,720 ( man ) Got two here.
00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,288 Hey, what the fuck are you doing ?!
00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:37,623 Sorry, these are illegal.
00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:38,357 What ?!
00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,626 No, what are you doing ?!
00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,495 Hey, fuck you !
00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:45,998 Look, I told you, I had a cat
00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:48,434 but I had it put to sleep because it pissed me off.
00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,306 Shh.
00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:56,475 Mr. Kitty, you have to live in the attic for now.
00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,377 Here... write a diary.
00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,947 ( school bell ringing )
00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,518 Guys, have you seen Kenny ?
00:08:05,552 --> 00:08:07,253 No, I think Kenny's out sick today.
00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,755 Yeah, and he was out sick yesterday too.
00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,391 Guys...
00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:13,759 I think Kenny isn't here
00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,661 because he's at home, cheesing.
00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:18,664 Aw, come on.
00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,766 Kenny knows how dangerous cheesing is.
00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,268 Yeah, and where's he gonna find cats anyway ?
00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,469 They've been outlawed.
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,171 Yeah, who has cats these days ?
00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,772 Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:27,706 Pot's illegal too,
00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,775 but people still manage to find it.
00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,410 Ever since that first time Kenny cheesed,
00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,312 he hasn't been the same.
00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,080 You've all noticed the change in him.
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:39,051 I'll bet Kenny is home, cheesing right now.
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,622 ♪ It's your one-way ticket to midnight ♪
00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:44,957 ♪ Call it ♪
00:08:44,991 --> 00:08:46,225 ♪ Heavy metal ♪
00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:48,627 ♪ Higher than high feelin' just right ♪
00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,929 ♪ Call it ♪
00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,197 ♪ Heavy metal... ♪
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:55,301 Woooooo !
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,407 - Haahah ! - Arhghgh !
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,778 Argh !
00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,514 ♪ ... she's riding on a razor's edge ♪
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,686 ♪ She holds her own against the boys ♪
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,757 ♪ Cuts through the crowd just like a wedge... ♪
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,794 Aghha !
00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:24,330 ♪ It's your one-way ticket to midnight ♪
00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,664 ♪ Call it ♪
00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:26,966 ♪ Heavy metal ♪
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,501 ♪ Higher than high feelin' just right... ♪
00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,337 Woo-hoo-hoo !
00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,372 Woo-hoo !
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,940 Woo-hoo-hoo !
00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,244 Kenny ?
00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,378 Kenny, you home ?
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,680 ( Kenny ) Wahghggh !
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,718 Woo !
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,854 Erg-- wooooo-hooo ! Woo-hoo !
00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,322 Meow !
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,056 Kenny ?!
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,691 Woopidie-dooo !
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,693 Wahhhh !
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,196 Oh, boy, he's cheesed out of his mind !
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,698 Woo-woo... ew...
00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,404 - Kenny ! - Kenny !
00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:10,509 There you go.
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,111 Try some coffee, Ken.
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,180 Ughgh... ughggh...
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,617 Kenny, we need to have a serious talk.
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,552 Ugh, no, we don't, guys.
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,720 Yes, we do.
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,688 We're your friends, dude.
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,456 We're not gonna let you ruin your life.
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:26,191 I'm not ruining my life.
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,327 Will you guys just back the fuck off ?
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,628 Look at yourself !
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,330 You've got to lay off the cheese !
00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,503 Yeah, that's it, little buddy,
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,038 just let it out.
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,939 Kenny, I know we're super cool and everything,
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,775 but if we ever catch you cheesing again,
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,176 we're gonna tell on you.
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,179 Ugh, okay, okay, I just want to sleep now.
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,781 Yeah, he needs some sleepy night-night,
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,916 doesn't the buddy ?
00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:52,151 Meow.
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,819 We've gotta keep this away from him.
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,861 ( Mr. Kitty meowing )
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,297 Mr. Kitty ! Shh !
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,532 ( Mr. Kitty meowing )
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:07,633 Damn it !
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,403 Shh-- Mr. Kitty, you have to be quiet
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,605 or else they're gonna find you.
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,174 Meow.
00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,175 What ?
00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:19,645 Meow.
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,247 The neighbor cat-- he hasn't been caught yet.
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,582 Meow !
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,751 No, no, Mr. Kitty, I know you like Rufus
00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,419 but he has to fend for himself.
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,754 Meow.
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,456 I can't hide any more cats, Mr. Kitty.
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,724 I'm in trouble enough as it is.
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,492 Meow, meow !
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,860 All right, all right, fine !
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,232 All right, come on, Rufus.
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,467 Quietly.
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,803 Meow.
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,372 Oh, Jesus, no.
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,475 No, I can't hide you all.
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,876 Meow ?
00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:53,212 I'm sorry, you'll just have to find somewhere else to...
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,218 Well, I suppose I'll get in just as much trouble
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,953 for four cats as for two.
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,121 Come on.
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,796 ( humming )
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,299 Huh ?
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,772 Oh, my God !
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,875 Kyle ?
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,944 Kyle, can we talk to you for a minute, please ?
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,312 Yeah ?
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,115 Kyle, have you been getting high ?
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,450 No.
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,318 Then why did your mother find this
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,554 in your dresser drawer ?!
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,157 Meow.
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,958 All right, look, that isn't mine.
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,560 I'm just holding it for a friend.
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,429 Don't lie to us, Kyle !
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,798 How long have you been on the cheese ?!
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:46,765 Meow.
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,966 I'm not cheesing !
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,568 I've never cheesed once in my life !
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,936 Get up to your room right now
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,237 until your Mother and I
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,739 figure out how to deal with this !
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,374 Dad, will you just listen to me for a second--
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,608 Now, Kyle !
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,976 God !
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,646 Gerald, what are we gonna do ?
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,247 Our son is a cat-pee addict !
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,683 First thing is we've gotta dispose of this.
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,018 What are you gonna do ?
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,320 I better just take it down to the basement for now--
00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:10,155 Make sure Kyle can't find it.
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,863 No, no, what am I thinking ?
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,432 I shouldn't do this.
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,035 I've been clean for ten years.
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,304 I haven't even been near a cat.
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,840 But then that report said our kids were doing it too
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:31,376 and I knew Kyle would have the same sickness as I use to have.
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,845 Now a cat is in our home
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:34,880 and it's too tempting !
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:35,981 Meow.
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,753 I... I'll just do it one more time,
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,755 one last time,
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,325 then I'll call the police, have them pick up the cat...
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,526 Meow.
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,595 ... and then I'll never do it again,
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,798 after this one...last...time.
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,372 ( growling )
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,312 ( shrieking )
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,023 ♪ Drive it on up ♪
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,725 ♪ Let's cruise awhile ♪
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,429 ♪ Leave your troubles far behind ♪
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,364 ♪ You can hedge your bet ♪
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,066 ♪ On a clean Corvette... ♪
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,935 I couldn't stay away.
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,636 Curse your rockin' tits.
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,439 ( doorbell ringing )
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,240 Who is it ?
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:11,143 ( woman ) Please, open the door.
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:14,646 They say you're hiding cats.
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,881 Hiding cats ?
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,249 That would be illegal.
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,884 You don't understand.
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,387 My little Nishka, she has nowhere else to go.
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,422 Oh, no, no.
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,290 I cannot possibly take in another.
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,825 But they will find her.
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,260 I've already taken in the Andersons' cats
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,561 and the Wolitskys'.
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,730 There's simply nothing else I can...
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,401 Then again,
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,369 perhaps I could find space
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,204 for just this one more.
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:43,308 Oh, you show such kindness in such darkest of times.
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,877 Oh... ohhh...
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:49,147 Agh, awahghgghhg...
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,751 What the hell ?!
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:56,555 [all meowing]
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,890 Wowoghghgh !
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,626 Kenny, get outta here !
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,362 Woo ! Woo-hooooooo !
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,464 Oh, crap ! Kenny !
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,632 Bad kitties.
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,903 ( doorbell ringing )
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,539 Dad, somebody's at the front door !
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,541 ( doorbell ringing )
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,977 Well, am I grounded or not ?!
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,345 ( doorbell ringing )
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,747 Fine ! I'll get it !
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,917 Dude, we've got a big problem.
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,286 Cartman says Kenny is really messed up.
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,289 He's cheesing his fucking balls off, dude.
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,090 What ?
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,425 He apparently got to all the cats
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,694 Cartman's been hiding in his attic.
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,629 What are you doing with cats in your attic, fat ass ?!
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,331 They're innocent victims in this, Kyle !
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:40,866 They have to hide or they'll be put to death--
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,670 something you just can't understand.
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,772 Come on, we gotta find Kenny before he hurts himself.
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,275 I can't, my Dad grounded me !
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,944 Wait a minute, where is my Dad ?
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,254 Hey, everybody !
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:03,955 Good to see ya again !
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,468 Hold !
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:20,839 You cannot yet caress my daughter's awesome boobage.
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,674 How-how come ?
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:26,411 There is another suitor.
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,715 What ?
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,283 Get outta here, kid !
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,151 Dude, fuck you ! That's my girl !
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,220 You're too young for this stuff !
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,589 This must be decided at the Breastriary
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,924 in Nipopolis !
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,834 ( all growling )
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,638 Now fight for the Locknar Trophy !
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,508 ( rocking heavy metal )
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,113 Yaaaahhhh !
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,882 Hoooooooo !
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,851 - Hoooooo ! - Yaaahhh !
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,189 - Agh ! - Agh !
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:14,259 ( cheering )
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,067 - Hi-ya ! - Argh !
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,468 Argh !
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,504 - Argh ! - Ahh !
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:29,541 ( grunting )
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,782 Dad ?!
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,184 Dad, what the hell are you doing ?
00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,520 They been going at it for a good 30 minutes.
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,922 She's mine, you little asshole !
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,124 Get the fuck off of me !
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,959 Gerald ?!
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,596 The key proponent of the cat ban
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,166 has been charged with cheesing in a public park.
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,469 Gerald Broflovski is prepared to give a public statement.
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,872 I would like to address a personal matter.
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,841 I have let myself down
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,544 and I would first like to apologize to my lovely wife...
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,145 Don't touch me.
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,047 ... and to the people of South Park.
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,549 I was wrong,
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,218 and I can't let cats take the fall anymore.
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,920 It's our fault.
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:18,223 The people who use cats for their sweet urine,
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,660 we have to learn that cheesing just isn't worth it.
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,962 Sure you get to fight in the Breastriary
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,964 and swim in the Fountains of Varnoth
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,333 with the Itty-Titty Fairies of Mammary Mountain...
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,835 What the hell is he talking about ?
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,469 I have no idea.
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,104 ... and then you fight the Boobgoblin
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,706 in the Gazangas Cave.
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,575 And then the girl may thank you for it.
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,244 But she isn't real.
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,612 And you never really get a good look
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:43,148 at her naked boobs anyway.
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,817 Problem is the more you go into that world,
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,485 the more you need to go.
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,854 Until you start blowing off
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,622 all the real people who care about you.
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,459 Yeah, I guess so.
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,328 Cats aren't the problem.
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,596 We made cats illegal,
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,599 and then I cheesed for the first time in ten years.
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,933 And kids are always gonna find
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,435 a new way to get high,
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,804 like sniffing glue or licking toads
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,873 or fermenting feces or huffing paint.
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:08,907 You can also look at--
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,176 Okay, that's probably good, Gerald.
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,245 The point is, I was wrong.
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:15,881 It's time to legalize cats !
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,249 Yeah !
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,550 Hooray for Gerald !
00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:20,218 Let's hear it for Gerald !
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,294 Scrambles, so good to have you back !
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,396 You ain't sore at us, are ya ?
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,465 Agh, agh, agh !
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,367 Agh, get him off !
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,968 I'm sure glad that's over with.
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,470 Me too.
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,405 But, y'know, we've all learned something, you guys.
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,873 We can never persecute living beings
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,842 and force them into hiding-- it's wrong.
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,012 And you don't see any parallel between that
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,780 and anything else in history ?
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,582 Mmm... nope.
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,517 I have no idea what you're talking about, Kyle.
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,252 You guys, check it out !
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,121 It's Kenny.
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,190 Isn't that great ?
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,625 He's just getting high on life.
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,794 Yeah.
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,062 ( snorting ) Woo !
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,264 Hoo !
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,833 He's getting really high on life.
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,468 ( snorting ) Woo !
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,270 Woo, woo-hoo !
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,873 Dude, he's getting super wasted on life.
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:15,840 Kenny !
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,276 Wagh ! Hoo-hoo, woo !
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,245 What the hell kind of flowers are those ?!
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,614 Kenny, Kenny ?!
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:25,250 ♪ It's your one-way ticket to midnight ♪
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,584 ♪ Call it ♪
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,819 ♪ Heavy metal ♪
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,221 ♪ Higher than high feelin' just right ♪
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,523 ♪ Call it ♪
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,358 ♪ Heavy metal... ♪
00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,160 Woo-hoo-hoo !
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,461 ♪ ... call it ♪
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:40,198 ♪ Heavy metal ♪
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,466 ♪ Call it ♪
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,834 ♪ Heavy metal ♪

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