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Новая внешность Бритни
Britney's New Look
Сезон: 12Серия: 02
Описание
Бритни Спирс, устав от слишком назойливого внимания, отстреливает себе половину головы, однако остаётся жива. Журналисты по-прежнему не оставляют её в покое ни на минуту. Мальчики, помогая ей спрятаться, узнают шокирующую правду о причине её популярности.
Субтитры
- 00:00:27,477 --> 00:00:32,864 South Park S12E02 - Brithey's New Look (Новый имидж Бритни) Автор субтитров: shoke (shoke@sibmail.com)
- 00:00:34,071 --> 00:00:38,195 - В прямом эфире, из Чикаго, штат Иллинойс - Выборы 2008.
- 00:00:38,661 --> 00:00:44,416 - Добрый вечер, и добро пожаловать на политические дебаты между Хилари Родам Клинтон и Бараком Абама.
- 00:00:44,658 --> 00:00:49,903 - Первый вопрос: В чем вы видите отличие Вас от Вашего оппонента?
- 00:00:50,012 --> 00:00:50,975 - Как вы видите...
- 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:52,881 - Паап, пожалуйста, можно мы не будем это смотреть?
- 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,700 - Это важно, Стенли.
- 00:00:54,773 --> 00:00:56,513 - Вы, мальчики, должны интересоваться такими вещами.
- 00:00:56,601 --> 00:00:57,968 - Ага, но нам абсолютно пофиг.
- 00:00:58,066 --> 00:01:00,269 - В общем вы будете сидеть, и смотреть это!
- 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:02,143 - Это то что действительно важно!
- 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:08,172 - И так, мистер Абама, не поделитесь с нами, в чем заключается ваша позиция в отношении военных затрат?
- 00:01:08,199 --> 00:01:10,376 - Мое мнение таково, это...
- 00:01:10,521 --> 00:01:14,463 - Мы прерываем дебаты, в связи срочным выпуском новостей.
- 00:01:14,530 --> 00:01:19,258 - Это... Взгляд на Бритни! Мы держим Вас в курсе самых свежих Бритни новостей!
- 00:01:19,927 --> 00:01:21,965 - Ух ты! Что она сделала на этот раз?
- 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:26,159 - Бритни Спирс была замечена разбивающая лагерь в горах Колорадо
- 00:01:26,237 --> 00:01:30,503 - И согласно последним новостям - она мочилась в лесу.
- 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:32,211 - Роберт Пумер расскажет подробнее.
- 00:01:32,294 --> 00:01:38,299 - Рон, я нахожусь сейчас в Саус Марк, штат Колорадо, где, похоже, скрывается от всех Бритни Спирс.
- 00:01:38,354 --> 00:01:39,645 - А, чуваки это же наш город!
- 00:01:39,734 --> 00:01:42,701 - Миссис Спирс, была замечена, в горном лагере
- 00:01:42,775 --> 00:01:44,695 - И вы не поверите, что она сделала, Рон.
- 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:49,158 - Скандальная дива, помочилась, прямо на самку жука.
- 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:52,163 - Мы замазали фото, для эфира
- 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,692 - Да ее поездом переехало!
- 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,395 - Если посмотреть повнимательнее, можно заметить, как бедная самка жука
- 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,584 - Получает свое…
- 00:02:02,476 --> 00:02:06,557 - Должно быть, весьма неприятно для Бритни, то, что это фото было опубликовано.
- 00:02:06,646 --> 00:02:08,674 - И, похоже, что она толстеет.
- 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:10,899 - Так точно, Рон, она реально не в порядке…
- 00:02:10,977 --> 00:02:12,728 - А если увеличить лицо,
- 00:02:12,779 --> 00:02:15,506 - То вы увидите, что у нее прыщи!
- 00:02:15,567 --> 00:02:16,715 - А, бедная девочка.
- 00:02:16,829 --> 00:02:20,156 - Эй, Шерон, Бритни, помочилась на самку жука!
- 00:02:20,267 --> 00:02:24,127 - Фотографию сделал Брайан Вилис, из "Ежедневника Колорадо",
- 00:02:24,189 --> 00:02:28,170 - Который продал ее, 31-му СМИ, за 100.000 долларов.
- 00:02:28,201 --> 00:02:29,954 - Сто тысяч долларов?!
- 00:02:30,033 --> 00:02:31,876 - Этого хватит, что бы купить рабов!
- 00:02:31,938 --> 00:02:36,128 - Насколько нам известно, Бритни в данный момент, прячется в мотеле Саус Парка.
- 00:02:36,315 --> 00:02:39,385 - А теперь вернемся, к дебильным демократическим дебатам...
- 00:02:39,973 --> 00:02:42,156 - ...и духовные чакры.
- 00:02:43,292 --> 00:02:44,377 - Пацаны, вы это слышали?!
- 00:02:44,454 --> 00:02:46,560 - 100.000 долларов за фотку с Бритни!
- 00:02:46,643 --> 00:02:48,319 - И она в отеле, в нашем городе!
- 00:02:48,398 --> 00:02:52,104 - Это должно быть "Комфортель", это самый лучший мотель в Саус-Парке. Картман, тащи камеру!
- 00:02:52,183 --> 00:02:53,642 - Шииикааарноо!!!
- 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,056 - По-погодите пацаны,
- 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,993 - Вам не кажется, что с Бритни Спирс уже хватит?
- 00:02:58,119 --> 00:03:02,866 - Может, наконец пора уже всем нам...оставить ее в покое?
- 00:03:02,955 --> 00:03:05,450 - Баттерс, не будь такой девкой.
- 00:03:05,511 --> 00:03:06,516 - Окей!
- 00:03:08,151 --> 00:03:13,831 - 100 штук за фотку "Бритни, писающая на самку жука", прикиньте сколько будет стоить "Срущая на белку Бритни"!
- 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,125 - Этот костюм предназначался для мюзикла в честь пасхи,
- 00:03:17,209 --> 00:03:19,797 - А не для того, что бы по-легкому бабла срубить!
- 00:03:19,836 --> 00:03:20,951 - О, нет!
- 00:03:24,402 --> 00:03:26,794 - Простите, мы тут пытаемся сфоткать Бритни Спирс!
- 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:27,871 - Вступайте в клуб.
- 00:03:28,053 --> 00:03:32,139 - Ага, вы, начинающие фотографы, только мешаете профессионалам!
- 00:03:32,195 --> 00:03:34,613 - Слышь, мы тоже профи! Ебаный дебил!
- 00:03:35,761 --> 00:03:38,082 - Не, не, никто не пойдет наверх.
- 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,624 - Мы эта... у нас есть спец. разрешение...
- 00:03:40,843 --> 00:03:44,252 - Ага, вы, что нас не узнаете? Мы дети Бритни Спирс.
- 00:03:44,484 --> 00:03:45,528 - Серьезно?
- 00:03:45,813 --> 00:03:48,810 - Я - нет, я белка!
- 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:51,960 - Но теперь все думают, что я ненавижу самок жуков!
- 00:03:52,034 --> 00:03:54,077 - Да я даже не знала, что она была там!
- 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:56,025 - Я больше так не могу!
- 00:03:56,113 --> 00:03:57,269 - Я просто уже так...
- 00:03:57,373 --> 00:04:01,970 - Простите миссис Спирс, но тут ваши дети, и они притащили с собой белку.
- 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,083 - Мои мальчики? Правда?
- 00:04:04,151 --> 00:04:05,358 - Пропустите их!
- 00:04:05,408 --> 00:04:09,300 - Все хорошо! Тут мои дети! Теперь мне лучше!
- 00:04:11,787 --> 00:04:12,860 - У нас получилось, пацаны!
- 00:04:12,956 --> 00:04:14,890 - Яж сказал что сработает!
- 00:04:17,216 --> 00:04:19,717 - Вы... это была всего лишь уловка?..
- 00:04:19,886 --> 00:04:21,520 - Моих детей тут нет?..
- 00:04:21,581 --> 00:04:22,785 - Так, Баттерс, стань рядом с ней!
- 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:23,967 - Не стану!
- 00:04:24,061 --> 00:04:25,937 - Мы обманули её, и это плохо.
- 00:04:26,193 --> 00:04:28,411 - Баттерс ты хочешь свою долю от 100 тысяч или нет?!
- 00:04:28,494 --> 00:04:30,539 - Вы никогда не оставите меня в покое, не так ли?
- 00:04:30,653 --> 00:04:33,740 - Это не правильно использовать людей в своих целях неважно кто они...
- 00:04:33,918 --> 00:04:37,895 - Хорошо, ладно! Ты нам не нужен Баттерс! Мы сделаем фотку чего-нибудь другого!
- 00:04:37,957 --> 00:04:39,889 - Короче, леди, зажгите уже что ли.
- 00:04:40,205 --> 00:04:41,987 - У меня есть идея получше.
- 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:42,720 - Серьезно?
- 00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:44,320 - Ага.
- 00:04:45,473 --> 00:04:46,456 - НЕТ!!!
- 00:04:47,331 --> 00:04:48,089 O_o
- 00:04:48,089 --> 00:04:48,497 - _-
- 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:49,358 o_O
- 00:04:49,358 --> 00:04:49,902 - _-
- 00:04:49,902 --> 00:04:50,944 o_O
- 00:05:02,203 --> 00:05:04,259 - Вы убили её.
- 00:05:08,154 --> 00:05:10,365 - Эй, у вас все в поряд... оу...
- 00:05:23,621 --> 00:05:25,831 - Нам следовало, просто оставить её в покое...
- 00:05:25,906 --> 00:05:27,569 - Но, все равно продолжали давить на нее...
- 00:05:27,569 --> 00:05:29,486 - Откуда мы знали, что она...
- 00:05:29,682 --> 00:05:32,474 - Мы так облажались...
- 00:05:36,271 --> 00:05:38,294 - Она... жива.
- 00:05:38,335 --> 00:05:40,399 - Слава Богу.
- 00:05:40,483 --> 00:05:42,395 - Но мы почти её потеряли,
- 00:05:42,522 --> 00:05:44,791 - Почему вы, мальчики, не могли просто оставить её в покое?
- 00:05:44,864 --> 00:05:46,389 - Доктор, мы можем с ней поговорить минутку?
- 00:05:46,684 --> 00:05:48,825 - Я не хочу что бы вы расстраивали её.
- 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:52,474 - Мы не хотим расстраивать её, мы просто хотим сказать ей, что сожалеем.
- 00:05:52,649 --> 00:05:54,143 - Ну, хорошо...
- 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:58,938 - Мисс Спирс... Эти мальчики хотели что-то сказать.
- 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:01,388 <i>непереводимая речь человека без половины головы.</i>
- 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:02,426 - Боже мой!!!
- 00:06:02,516 --> 00:06:03,713 - О, нет!
- 00:06:03,819 --> 00:06:07,062 - Мальчики на самом деле шокированы, тем насколько ХОРОШО, ты выглядишь Бритни!
- 00:06:07,069 --> 00:06:09,015 - Не так ли мальчики?
- 00:06:09,106 --> 00:06:10,328 - А... ну да!
- 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,635 - Ага... даже не заметно!
- 00:06:14,904 --> 00:06:17,980 - Что ж, мальчики, говорите...
- 00:06:22,879 --> 00:06:24,421 - Мисс Спирс...
- 00:06:24,466 --> 00:06:28,064 - Мы очень сожалеем, что заставили вас убить себя...
- 00:06:28,237 --> 00:06:30,438 - О, Боже! Что мы наделали!
- 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:34,321 - Это... Бритнин Глаз!
- 00:06:34,468 --> 00:06:37,090 - Мы держим Вас в курсе всех Бритни- новостей.
- 00:06:37,488 --> 00:06:40,438 - Вы не поверите, что на этот раз сделала Бритни.
- 00:06:40,521 --> 00:06:46,139 - Скандальная поп-звезда, только что была замечена, в сумасшедшем абезбашенном виде.
- 00:06:46,437 --> 00:06:50,786 - Это видео было снято несколько часов назад, Бритни Спирс везут в больницу по какой-то причине.
- 00:06:51,465 --> 00:06:53,139 - А если мы увеличим изображение,
- 00:06:53,197 --> 00:06:54,418 - Вот-вот здесь,
- 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:57,360 - Вы также, без сомнений, увидите сиськошрам,
- 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:00,703 - Нет никаких сомнений, что она, в прошлом, сделала пластическую операцию.
- 00:07:00,828 --> 00:07:04,030 - Ой, вот это должно быть унизительно.
- 00:07:04,114 --> 00:07:09,101 - Крис, есть какие-нибудь комментарии по поводу, этого, радикального, "абезбашенного" вида мисс Спирс?
- 00:07:09,105 --> 00:07:12,421 - Пока никаких комментариев, но это возможно из-за того "сиськошрамного видео",
- 00:07:12,514 --> 00:07:15,702 - Которое мы только, только что показали.
- 00:07:15,982 --> 00:07:18,492 - Даже не смотря на нестыковки во времени...
- 00:07:19,759 --> 00:07:23,654 - Сюда мис!.. - Миссис Спирс!.. - Зачем вы...
- 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:24,586 - Чувак!..
- 00:07:27,911 --> 00:07:30,624 - Черт! Ей нельзя сейчас волноваться!
- 00:07:30,888 --> 00:07:32,840 - Простите, я менеджер Бритни Спирс.
- 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:34,721 - О, господи, Бритни!
- 00:07:34,836 --> 00:07:36,653 - Бритни, о чем ты думала?
- 00:07:36,761 --> 00:07:38,862 - Сначала ты побрилась, а теперь это.
- 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:43,869 - Чтож, это жесткий вид, это уж точно.
- 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:46,612 - Бри! Сюда Бритни, одно фото для «Стар Викли»!
- 00:07:47,765 --> 00:07:50,947 - Черт подери, вы должны увезти ее отсюда, ей нельзя сейчас всё это...
- 00:07:51,216 --> 00:07:52,752 - Точно, мы должны отвезти ее домой.
- 00:07:52,877 --> 00:07:54,335 - Мальчики, вы мне с ней не поможете?
- 00:07:54,418 --> 00:07:55,702 - Да, конечно...
- 00:07:57,997 --> 00:07:59,127 - Окей, пошли.
- 00:08:00,095 --> 00:08:01,465 - Вот моя машина.
- 00:08:02,413 --> 00:08:03,762 - Эй, смотрите!
- 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,757 - Вот она!
- 00:08:04,964 --> 00:08:07,284 - мозгии!!!
- 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:16,443 - Господи Иисусе!
- 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,272 - Да, да, так всегда.
- 00:08:18,475 --> 00:08:20,425 - Спасибо. Да, спасибо.
- 00:08:25,704 --> 00:08:30,510 - Слушайте, мы себя реально не ловко чувствуем, и мы хотели бы помочь Бритни, всем, чем можем.
- 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,994 - Это хорошо, мальчики.
- 00:08:32,071 --> 00:08:34,232 - Бритни похоже вы в серьез понравились.
- 00:08:34,404 --> 00:08:37,904 - И не переживайте, Бритни - королева перевоплощений.
- 00:08:37,977 --> 00:08:40,809 - Нам лишь нужно сейчас добраться до звукозаписывающей студии.
- 00:08:41,444 --> 00:08:42,485 - Чего?..
- 00:08:43,126 --> 00:08:46,756 - И так, Бритни, давай начнем с верху. Не забудь добавить той сексуальности.
- 00:08:47,997 --> 00:08:50,835 - Простите, это реально то, что, вы думаете, она должна сейчас делать?!
- 00:08:50,912 --> 00:08:52,827 - Хорош, Брит, попробуем сверху.
- 00:09:03,195 --> 00:09:05,027 - Боже, как она выглядит.
- 00:09:05,215 --> 00:09:07,273 - Она должно быть опять обсаженная.
- 00:09:14,672 --> 00:09:17,546 - Может, вы уже прекратите это, пожалуйста? Песня отвратительно звучит.
- 00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:19,914 - Вы о чем? Звучит отлично.
- 00:09:20,913 --> 00:09:26,673 - Э, Бритни, последняя строчка в тексте - "любовная эйфория", а у тебя звучит больше "любовная копрофилия".
- 00:09:28,322 --> 00:09:30,662 - Э-й-ф-о-р-и-я, ЭЙФ...
- 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:34,999 - Боже, она такая тупая.
- 00:09:35,088 --> 00:09:37,972 - А чего ты ожидал, посмотри на нее, у нее нет большей части мозга!
- 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,094 - Я в курсе, она реально тупица!
- 00:09:40,178 --> 00:09:43,790 - Нет, я в смысле, у нее на самом деле нет большей части мозга! У нее нет головы!
- 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,308 - Точняк! Она еще и жирная!
- 00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:53,277 - Прямой эфир из Лас-Вегаса. Это Музыкальные Награды МТВ.
- 00:09:53,712 --> 00:09:57,272 - Чекакдела э! Это Награда МТВ, и мы тут атрываемся ога!
- 00:09:57,632 --> 00:10:01,020 - Я представляю вам, новую песню, единственной и неповторимой...
- 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:02,817 - Бритни Спирс!
- 00:10:07,613 --> 00:10:09,419 - Ой, да ладно люди, вы чего?!
- 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,582 - Боже мой, у нее реально проблемы!
- 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,900 - От блиин, она внатуре шепелявит!
- 00:10:44,486 --> 00:10:46,580 - У нее вообще нет губ!
- 00:10:59,922 --> 00:11:02,051 - Катастрофа на Награждении МТВ.
- 00:11:02,223 --> 00:11:04,532 - Люди были шокированы Бритни Спирс.
- 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:09,483 - Ее представление было ужасно, Том. Она выглядела усталой, толстой, у нее не было головы.
- 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,403 - Это было полностью не алё.
- 00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:14,745 - У этой девушки без сомнений, Том, большие проблемы.
- 00:11:14,816 --> 00:11:15,997 - Не слушай их, Брит.
- 00:11:16,126 --> 00:11:17,665 - Они все просто завидуют.
- 00:11:17,749 --> 00:11:20,129 - И мы можем, завтра, отправить тебя на Слим-фест.
- 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:25,848 - Терпение, терпение, она выйдет через минуту.
- 00:11:39,881 --> 00:11:41,647 - Мы должны спасти её, от всего этого, чувак.
- 00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:43,321 - Люди просто так не отстанут...
- 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,164 - Мы должны увезти её куда-нибудь, где она будет в покое...
- 00:11:48,232 --> 00:11:50,966 - Чувак, где Бритни Спирс может быть в покое?
- 00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:55,731 - Я знаю где...
- 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,921 - Нам надо три билета до северного полюса.
- 00:12:02,412 --> 00:12:03,617 - Северный полюс?
- 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,265 - Кому это, черт возьми, понадобилось на северный полюс?
- 00:12:05,405 --> 00:12:06,006 - Нам.
- 00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:07,740 - Мне, моему другу, и его тёте.
- 00:12:10,372 --> 00:12:12,246 - Это Бритнин Ньюз!
- 00:12:12,335 --> 00:12:18,004 - Обезумевшая Бритни Спирс, похоже, исчезла, кинув всех своих близких.
- 00:12:18,077 --> 00:12:22,062 - Местная домохозяйка, сфотографировала убегающую Бритни, с двумя парнями.
- 00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:26,158 - Очевидно, что Бритни расстроена своим выступлением на МТВ, Рон.
- 00:12:26,231 --> 00:12:27,924 - И поэтому она в отчаянье.
- 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,709 - Но самая серьезная её проблема, это то, что ее промежность похожа,
- 00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:32,913 - Похожа на верблюжьи пальцы.
- 00:12:35,343 --> 00:12:39,386 - Вот это да. Лесли, похоже, это весьма серьезное "верблюже пальцевое" нарушение?
- 00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:42,313 - Абсолютно невиданные ранее верблюжьи пальцы.
- 00:12:42,417 --> 00:12:44,460 - Бритни видимо, совсем запустила себя.
- 00:12:44,544 --> 00:12:49,890 - Она должна знать, что если у тебя такого рода верблюжьи пальцы, то люди будут смотреть на тебя.
- 00:12:49,952 --> 00:12:53,409 - Дэвид, какие- нибудь мысли по поводу, на сколько большие были верблюжьи пальцы?
- 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:58,273 - Очень может быть, что это какая-то новая мутация, Брайан, я не знаю что не так с этой девушкой, но,
- 00:12:58,368 --> 00:13:01,364 - Это плевок во всех верблюдов планеты земля.
- 00:13:01,425 --> 00:13:05,237 - Близкие Бритни говорят, что они очень обеспокоены, и хотят вернуть ее домой в целостности.
- 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:07,374 - А теперь вернемся к местным новостям.
- 00:13:07,639 --> 00:13:11,250 - Гигантская белка, которая, на прошлой недели, была поймана обществом контроля над животными,
- 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:14,084 - Похоже считает себя разумной
- 00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:19,017 - Власти Колорадо, направили белку к Джону Хопкинсу, на психологическое обследование
- 00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:22,615 - Эта белка совершенно очевидно ааАРЕХнулась.
- 00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:27,629 - Платформа 4Ф. Должно быть, на другой стороне станции.
- 00:13:28,002 --> 00:13:28,998 - Вот она!
- 00:13:29,089 --> 00:13:30,209 - Это Бритни!
- 00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:32,339 - О, нет!
- 00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:43,369 - Чувак нам никак не пройти через них...
- 00:13:43,985 --> 00:13:44,970 - Нет, пройти.
- 00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:45,963 - У меня есть идея.
- 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,832 - Бритни? Куда она делась?
- 00:13:50,398 --> 00:13:51,481 - Вон она!
- 00:14:10,369 --> 00:14:11,280 - Все в порядке.
- 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,851 - Вы скоро будете на северном полюсе.
- 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,117 - Вот же она.
- 00:14:17,207 --> 00:14:18,701 - Эй Бритни, это же я.
- 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,264 - Бритни, всё кончено!
- 00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:35,027 - Зачем ты вообще убегала?
- 00:14:35,115 --> 00:14:36,578 - Эй, погодите-ка.
- 00:14:36,826 --> 00:14:38,289 - А где верблюжьи пальцы?
- 00:14:38,886 --> 00:14:40,909 - Я не Бритни Спирс, ясно?
- 00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,498 - Вот блин!
- 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:44,755 - Она наверно осталась на железнодорожной станции, пошли!
- 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:46,094 - Ну-ка погодите-ка!
- 00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:48,194 - Всем тормознули на минутку!
- 00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:51,398 - Послушайте, вы так убьете её.
- 00:14:51,636 --> 00:14:55,118 - Разве вы не видите, Бритни больше не в состоянии справляться со всем этим дерьмом?
- 00:14:57,781 --> 00:14:59,954 - Я знаю, что смотреть, как лажают знаменитости может быть очень смешным.
- 00:15:00,095 --> 00:15:02,480 - Я и все мои друзья виноваты в этом не меньше вашего, но...
- 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,882 - Возможно...
- 00:15:03,955 --> 00:15:05,802 - Просто вот, может...
- 00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:08,475 - Пришло время, со всем вот этим, завязать?..
- 00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:12,493 - Хотя бы один раз, просто вот, остановится, пока не будет слишком поздно, ага?
- 00:15:15,642 --> 00:15:17,442 - Сынок, ты, похоже не совсем понимаешь.
- 00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:18,961 - Бритни Спирс,
- 00:15:19,027 --> 00:15:20,856 - Должна умереть.
- 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,187 - А?
- 00:15:23,692 --> 00:15:26,129 - А ты думаешь в связи, с чем все эти страдания?
- 00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:28,199 - Это нельзя остановить,
- 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,361 - Она должна умереть.
- 00:15:49,377 --> 00:15:53,977 - Маленький Стенли, был, устал и голоден. - Но он знал, что для безопасности Бритни Спирс.
- 00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:56,954 - Он должен доставить её на северный полюс.
- 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,034 - Вы себя нормально чувствуете миссис Спирс?
- 00:16:03,181 --> 00:16:04,222 - Это её.
- 00:16:05,219 --> 00:16:09,780 - Нет, я уверен, что это Бритни Спирс. В точности как на фотографии.
- 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,987 - Вы хотите, что бы я сделал что?..
- 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,271 - Да, я понимаю...
- 00:16:24,153 --> 00:16:27,711 - Здравствуйте, Я - Боб Самерс, так все случится в этом маленьком городке...
- 00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:29,079 - Что происходит?
- 00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:30,914 - Почему вы хотите, что бы Бритни Спирс умерла?
- 00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:33,192 - Никто не хочет, что бы она умерла, дитя.
- 00:16:33,311 --> 00:16:34,630 - Нам просто...
- 00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:36,269 - Нужно это...
- 00:16:36,502 --> 00:16:37,692 - Ты понимаешь?
- 00:16:37,885 --> 00:16:38,829 - Нет!
- 00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:40,249 - Слушай парень,
- 00:16:40,405 --> 00:16:44,144 - В течение всей нашей истории, людям приходилось совершать...
- 00:16:44,247 --> 00:16:46,290 - Человеческие жертвоприношения.
- 00:16:46,368 --> 00:16:50,120 - В древние времена, люди просто выбирали одну милую девушку,
- 00:16:50,213 --> 00:16:52,941 - Одаривали ее украшениями, обращались с ней как с богиней, а потом...
- 00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:54,800 - Смотрели, как она умрет...
- 00:16:54,909 --> 00:16:56,827 - Но мы как бы цивилизованные люди...
- 00:16:57,097 --> 00:17:01,688 - Только правда состоит в том, что пытки и смерть ничем не отличает от того что было во времена гладиаторов
- 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:06,688 - Единственное отличие это то что, сегодня мы предпочитаем смотреть как умерщвляют людей через журналы и фотографии
- 00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:08,668 - Это позор.
- 00:17:10,173 --> 00:17:11,508 - В прежние времена мы были лучше,
- 00:17:13,628 --> 00:17:17,233 - Раньше мы выбирали наугад, а потом устраивали передоз!
- 00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:19,329 - Смертельный передоз был слишком жестоким способом.
- 00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:21,481 - Лучше уж жертва убьет себя сама.
- 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,633 - Вы имеете ввиду, все хотят, что бы Бритни Спирс убила себя?!
- 00:17:24,716 --> 00:17:26,824 - Бритни была выбрана давным-давно...
- 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,646 - Она стала, любима и почитаема,
- 00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:30,404 - И должна быть принесена в жертву...
- 00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:31,316 - Ради урожая.
- 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:37,316 - Эй, где мы?
- 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:38,831 - Что-то не так...
- 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:43,499 - О, нет!
- 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:46,646 - Давай, Бритни!
- 00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:49,764 - Пошли, быстрей!
- 00:18:20,135 --> 00:18:21,288 - Мама, папа!
- 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,810 - Они собираются ее убить!
- 00:18:23,891 --> 00:18:25,007 - Они соб... погодите...
- 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:26,307 - А вы, что тут делаете?..
- 00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:27,684 - Все в порядке, Кайл.
- 00:18:27,835 --> 00:18:29,594 - Просто... Будь хорошим мальчиком...
- 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,463 - Быть хорошим мальчиком?..
- 00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:31,917 - Вы знаете про все это?!
- 00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:35,215 - Кайл, че за хуйня сейчас происходит?..
- 00:18:35,325 --> 00:18:37,532 - Ее создали, что бы принести в жертву, Стен!
- 00:18:37,692 --> 00:18:39,328 - В жертву?! Чему?!
- 00:18:39,457 --> 00:18:40,735 - Ради урожая, Стенли.
- 00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:42,810 - По одной причине, по которой мы всегда это делали.
- 00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:46,768 - Жертвоприношение в марте, увеличивает урожай кукурузы.
- 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:48,906 - Урожай кукурузы.
- 00:18:49,387 --> 00:18:52,211 - Мы не говорили тебе об этом, Стенли, потому что...
- 00:18:52,366 --> 00:18:56,267 - Хотели подождать, пока дети подрастут что бы говорить с ними о таких вещах как,
- 00:18:56,411 --> 00:19:00,312 - Презервативы и ритуальные жертвоприношения ради урожая.
- 00:19:00,576 --> 00:19:02,119 - Короче, хватит уже!
- 00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:04,486 - Это зашло уже слишком далеко.
- 00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:06,443 - Парень прав.
- 00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:08,421 - Это зашло слишком далеко.
- 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:12,343 - Ага, она должна была убить себя давным-давно.
- 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,186 - И скоро придет время собирать урожай.
- 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,863 - Хорошо господа, давайте побыстрее покончим с этим.
- 00:19:27,009 --> 00:19:27,701 - Нет подождите.
- 00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:40,478 - Давайте, поторопитесь.
- 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:43,071 - Я не могу бегать, давайте в перед, я вас догоню
- 00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:53,419 - Держи Дейви.
- 00:20:07,489 --> 00:20:08,910 - Подождите.
- 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,057 - Она мертва.
- 00:20:14,998 --> 00:20:19,456 - Чтож... думаю, настало время нам оставить бедную девушку в покое.
- 00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:00,601 - Доброе утро Бил.
- 00:21:00,715 --> 00:21:01,633 - Утро Гил.
- 00:21:01,713 --> 00:21:03,553 - Шикарная кукуруза.
- 00:21:08,831 --> 00:21:11,501 - Привет Шерон, Ренди, отличный урожай, ага?
- 00:21:11,573 --> 00:21:15,315 - Невероятный урожай, один из лучших урожаев за все время.
- 00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:17,121 - Эй, зацените.
- 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:20,512 - ...и молодая певица, в серьез намеривается покорить страну...
- 00:21:20,908 --> 00:21:23,149 - Майлиз Айрез,
- 00:21:23,231 --> 00:21:28,955 - Ей всего 15 лет, но она уже на пути к тому, что бы стать мега-звездой.
- 00:21:30,094 --> 00:21:34,960 - Похоже, что следующий урожай будет еще лучше...
- 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:09,809 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,677 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,212 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,880 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:16,349 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:18,317 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,885 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,620 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,888 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,990 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,294 ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪
- 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,595 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:31,764 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪♪
- 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:36,135 ( Announcer ) Live from Chicago, Illinois,
- 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,571 it's Decision 2008.
- 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:41,774 Good evening and welcome to the political debate between
- 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:44,777 Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama.
- 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,178 First question.
- 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:49,682 How do you see yourself as different from your opponent ?
- 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,950 How do you see...
- 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:52,885 Ugh, Dad, can we please not watch this ?
- 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,753 This is important, Stanley.
- 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,722 You boys should care about this stuff.
- 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:58,157 Yeah, but we totally don't.
- 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,326 Well, you boys are gonna sit and watch this.
- 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,528 This is what really matters !
- 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:03,929 And so, Mr. Obama,
- 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:08,234 why don't you tell us your stance on military spending.
- 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,536 Well, my opinion is that--
- 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:14,373 We interrupt this debate for an emergency news bulletin.
- 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,609 It's Britney watch !
- 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,512 Keeping you up-to-date with all your Britney Spears news !
- 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:20,813 - Ehh ! - Oh, boy !
- 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:22,615 What's she done now ?
- 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,550 Britney Spears has been spotted camping
- 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:27,253 in the Colorado mountains, and one report claims
- 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:30,489 that she has taken a piss in the forest.
- 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,124 Robert Pooner has more.
- 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:34,894 Ron, I'm standing in "South Mark," Colorado,
- 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,729 where Britney Spears has apparently been
- 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,564 trying to get away from it all.
- 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,865 Oh, dude, that's our town !
- 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,568 Mrs. Spears was spotted at a mountain campground
- 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,837 and you won't believe what she did, Ron.
- 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:49,041 The troubled diva took a piss right on a ladybug.
- 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:50,876 We've blurred out parts of the photo
- 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,344 so that it doesn't offend.
- 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,815 She's such a train wreck !
- 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,551 When the photo is enhanced, Ron,
- 00:01:58,585 --> 00:02:02,254 you can see the poor little ladybug getting doused.
- 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,857 This must be very embarrassing for Britney
- 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,425 that this photo got out, Bob.
- 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,761 And she looks like she's gained weight.
- 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,963 That's right, Ron, she really chubbed up.
- 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:12,665 And if you zoom in on her face,
- 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,701 you can see that she's got some zits !
- 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:16,969 Aw, poor girl.
- 00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:20,206 Hey, Sharon, Britney peed on a ladybug !
- 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,840 The photograph was taken by
- 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:24,310 Brian Willis of Bailey, Colorado,
- 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:28,180 who sold it to 31 news for $100,000.
- 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,949 $100,000 !
- 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,017 That's enough to buy slaves !
- 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,286 Britney is said to be now hiding out
- 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,522 in a South Park motel.
- 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,857 And now back to the stupid democratic debates.
- 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,927 ... and spear chuckers.
- 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:44,630 Did you guys hear that ?
- 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,665 $100,000 for a picture of Britney.
- 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,367 And she's at a hotel in our town !
- 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:49,602 It's gotta be the Komfort Inn.
- 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,103 That's the nicest hotel in South Park.
- 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,338 Cartman, go get your camera !
- 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,373 Sweet !
- 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,375 Ha-hang on, fellas.
- 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,277 Don't you think Britney's been through enough ?
- 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,845 I mean, maybe it's finally time
- 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:02,648 for us all to just leave her alone.
- 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:05,084 Butters, don't be such a pussy.
- 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,452 Okay.
- 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,856 100,000 for a picture of Britney peeing on a ladybug.
- 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,124 Imagine what a photo of her
- 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:13,859 crapping on a squirrel is worth !
- 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,527 This costume was supposed to be
- 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,096 for the easter musical, fellas,
- 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,598 not for tryin' to make an easy buck !
- 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:20,899 Oh, no !
- 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,204 Excuse us !
- 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:26,939 We're trying to get a picture of Britney Spears.
- 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:28,240 Join the club.
- 00:03:28,275 --> 00:03:29,975 Yeah, all you amateur photographers
- 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:32,177 are making this tougher on the professionals !
- 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,246 We're professionals too, you fucking butthole !
- 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,117 Uh-uh, nobody goes upstairs.
- 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,552 We have special permission.
- 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,321 Yeah, don't you recognize us ?
- 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,356 We're Britney Spears' kids.
- 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,125 You are ?
- 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,359 Not me.
- 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,194 I'm a squirrel !
- 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,097 But now everybody thinks I hate ladybugs !
- 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:54,199 I didn't even know it was there !
- 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,201 I can't take it anymore !
- 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,636 I'm just so... ( knocking )
- 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,339 Excuse me, Mrs. Spears, but your kids are here
- 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,141 and they've brought you a squirrel.
- 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,076 My boys ? Really ?
- 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,544 Send them in !
- 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,546 It's okay, my kids are here !
- 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,048 I feel better now.
- 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:12,985 We did it, guys !
- 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,219 I told you that would work !
- 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,487 [boys]: Yeah ! All right ! Yeah !
- 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:16,922 All right !
- 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:20,025 You mean, it was just a joke ?
- 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,427 My kids ain't here ?
- 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,828 All right, Butters, go get next her.
- 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,229 I ain't doin' it !
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,165 We tricked her and it wasn't nice !
- 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:28,534 Butters, do you want your share of the $100,000 or not ?
- 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,703 You're never gonna leave me alone, are you ?
- 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,438 It ain't right to take advantage of somebody,
- 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:33,972 no matter who they are !
- 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:36,041 All right, fine ! We don't need you, Butters !
- 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,110 ( Stan ) We'll just get a picture of her doing something else !
- 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:40,179 Lady, just flash us your crotch or something.
- 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,747 I've got a better idea.
- 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,382 You do ?
- 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:44,750 Yeah.
- 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:45,751 ( gun cocking )
- 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:46,752 No ! No !
- 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:03,936 You killed her !
- 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,075 Hey, everything all right up-- oh.
- 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,047 ( woman on loudspeaker ) Paging Dr. Bender.
- 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,682 Paging Dr. Bender, please.
- 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,891 We should have just left her alone...
- 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,793 But we just had to push her.
- 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,695 How could we know she would...
- 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:32,464 Oh, we suck so hard.
- 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,404 She's... alive.
- 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,372 - Whew ! - Oh, thank God.
- 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,641 But we almost lost her.
- 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,943 Why couldn't you boys just leave her alone ?
- 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,512 Doctor, could we talk to her for a minute ?
- 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,814 I don't want you making her upset.
- 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,115 We don't wanna upset her.
- 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,518 We just wanna tell her that we're sorry.
- 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:53,986 [Sighs] All right.
- 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:59,291 Ms. Spears, these boys wanted to say something.
- 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,527 Grggll...
- 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:03,762 - Oh, my God ! - Oh, no !
- 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,899 The boys are just shocked at how good you look, Britney.
- 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,434 Right, boys ?
- 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,402 Oh, yeah !
- 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:12,738 Yeah, it's not even noticeable.
- 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:15,007 Grgrhgrghl, ghrhgghglglgl.
- 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,376 Well, I'll let you boys have your say.
- 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,915 Gargghghg... Gahrhgghgh...
- 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:24,716 Ms. Spears, uh...
- 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,485 We're really sorry for making you
- 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,353 wanna kill yourself.
- 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,322 Oh, God, what have we done ?
- 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,059 It's Britney watch !
- 00:06:34,093 --> 00:06:37,362 Keeping you up-to-date with all your Britney Spears news.
- 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,199 You won't believe what Britney's done now.
- 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,568 The troubled pop star has just been spotted
- 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:46,205 with a crazy no-top-part-of-my-head look !
- 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,207 This video was taken just hours ago
- 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,909 as Britney was wheeled into the hospital for some reason.
- 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,945 And if we zoom in on the footage--
- 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,446 right-- right here,
- 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:57,483 you can also definitely see a boob-job scar.
- 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:00,586 No doubt now that she's had plastic surgery in the past.
- 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:01,753 Oh-ho-ho.
- 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,989 Oh, ouch, that's gotta be embarrassing !
- 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:06,024 Chris, any word on why Ms. Spears
- 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:09,161 went for this radical no-top-of-the-head look ?
- 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:12,130 No word yet, tom, but it could be over the embarrassment
- 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,066 of the boob-job-scar video
- 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,134 we showed just-- just now.
- 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,704 Uh, even though the timing doesn't quite work out.
- 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:23,575 [reporters shouting]
- 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,577 Dude !
- 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,946 Just a second of your time, Ms. Spears ! Over here !
- 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:31,083 Damn it ! She can't handle any stress right now !
- 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,218 Excuse me, I'm Britney Spears' manager.
- 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,920 Oh, jeez, Britney !
- 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,788 Britney, what were you thinking ?
- 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:38,891 First you shave your head and now this !
- 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:40,325 Garghgh.
- 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,829 Well, it's a ballsy new look, I'll give you that.
- 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:46,532 Brit, over here, Brit, one for Star Weekly ?
- 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,033 Gahrhggh garhhggh !
- 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,434 Damn it, you have to take her out of here !
- 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,270 She can't be around all this right now.
- 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,871 Right, we need to take her home.
- 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,573 Boys, can you give me a hand with her ?
- 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:55,908 Yeah, of course.
- 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,112 Okay, come on.
- 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,447 My car's right here.
- 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,615 Hey, look !
- 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:04,950 There she is !
- 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,019 ( screeching )
- 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,657 [reporters shouting]
- 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,725 Britney, why aren't you wearing any shoes ?
- 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,227 Why no shoes, Britney ?!
- 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:16,695 Jesus Christ !
- 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,397 Yeah, yeah, it's like this all the time.
- 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,631 Thank you.
- 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,900 Yes, thanks.
- 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:25,537 [reporters]: Britney, over here... Britney...
- 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,639 Look, uh, we feel really bad
- 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,175 and we wanna help Britney however we can.
- 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:32,044 That's great, boys.
- 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,580 Britney seems to have really taken a liking to you.
- 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:35,447 And don't worry,
- 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,050 Britney is a queen at reinventing herself.
- 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:39,318 We just need to get her into the
- 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,486 recording studio right away !
- 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,021 What ?
- 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,923 All right, Britney, let's take it from the top.
- 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,926 Remember to bring that sexiness to it.
- 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,728 Excuse me, is this really what you think
- 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:50,996 she should be doing right now ?
- 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,432 All right, Brit, let's try it from the top.
- 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,304 ♪ Ggrgrlglglg ♪
- 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,240 ♪ Rglrglrglrl ♪
- 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,141 ♪ Rlgrlrglrg... ♪
- 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,210 God, what a train wreck.
- 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,779 She must be stoned again.
- 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,481 ♪ ... ghagh ♪
- 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,217 ♪ Ghghghg ♪
- 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,753 ♪ Grgrgrgrl... ♪
- 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,121 Would you put a stop to this, please ?
- 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,823 This is only gonna make things worse.
- 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:20,425 What do you mean ? She sounds great !
- 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,227 Uh, Britney, that last lyric
- 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:24,363 is supposed to be "love elation."
- 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,965 Sounds more like you're saying "love creation."
- 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,433 Grlglgl.
- 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:29,267 "Elation"...
- 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,003 really annunciate the "L".
- 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,804 Graggglgl glrlglggl...
- 00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:35,073 God, she's so stupid !
- 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,441 What do you expect ? Look at her !
- 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,243 She doesn't have most of her brain !
- 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:40,078 I know, she's really dumb, huh ?
- 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,346 No, I mean she literally
- 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:42,581 doesn't have most of her brain !
- 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:43,815 Her head is gone !
- 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:46,918 Yeah, and she's all fat too.
- 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:48,453 ♪ Graggglgl ♪♪
- 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,423 ( Announcer ) Live from Las Vegas,
- 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,259 it's the MTV Video Music Awards.
- 00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:55,227 What's up, y'all ?
- 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:57,663 It's the MTV Awards and we are kickin' it off right !
- 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,866 Here to perform her new song is the one and only
- 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,501 Britney Spears !
- 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,142 Oh, come on now, people !
- 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,243 Oh, my God !
- 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,644 She's really gotten chubby !
- 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,349 ♪ It's Britney bitch ♪
- 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,654 ♪ ( giggling ) ♪
- 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:26,058 ♪ Gragggal ♪
- 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,227 ♪ Ghagh ♪
- 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,496 ♪ Ghghghg ♪
- 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,698 ♪ Grgr ♪
- 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,434 ♪ The way she feels ♪
- 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,969 ♪ Grhgrh ♪
- 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,538 ♪ Love inside ♪
- 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,173 ♪ Grlrglr... ♪
- 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,742 Oh, man, she's totally lip-synching.
- 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,178 She doesn't have any lips !
- 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,814 ♪ ... temporary ♪
- 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,949 ♪ Grghgrhll ♪
- 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,085 ♪ So hot ♪
- 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:56,354 ♪ Grghgh... ♪
- 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:58,857 ♪ Grghgrhgrh... ♪♪
- 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,793 Disaster at the MTV Awards.
- 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,429 People are ridiculing Britney Spears.
- 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,531 Her performance was awful, Tom.
- 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,166 She looked tired, she looked fat,
- 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,434 she didn't have a head.
- 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,002 It was just completely phoned in.
- 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:14,372 No doubt, Tom, that girl has major issues.
- 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,874 Don't listen to 'em, Brit.
- 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,809 They're all just jealous.
- 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,978 And we can put you on Slim-Fast tomorrow.
- 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:24,382 - Britney ! - Were you on drugs, Britney ?
- 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,951 She'll be out in a minute !
- 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,889 Grlglgl...
- 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,933 We have to get her away from all this, dude.
- 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,803 People just aren't going to let up.
- 00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:48,173 We have to take her somewhere to just be at peace.
- 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,908 Dude, where in the world can Britney Spears go
- 00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,743 where nobody will bother her ?
- 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,814 I know where.
- 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,650 ( whistle blowing )
- 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,254 We want three tickets to the North Pole.
- 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,655 The North Pole ?
- 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,157 Who the hell goes to the North Pole ?
- 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,258 We do !
- 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,059 Me, my friend, and his aunt.
- 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:10,262 Gargl.
- 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,564 It's Britney watch !
- 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,132 A distraught Britney Spears
- 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,467 has apparently disappeared
- 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,969 and abandoned all those close to her !
- 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:20,005 A local housewife caught a photo of Britney
- 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,374 running away in this disguise !
- 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,942 Britney is obviously very upset
- 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,077 about her MTV performance, Ron,
- 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,013 and so she's become desperate.
- 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:29,848 Most troubling for her is the fact
- 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:33,952 that her disguise has total camel toe !
- 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,054 - Oh, ouch ! - Oh, boy.
- 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,990 Now, Leslie, this seems like a really bad camel-toe offense.
- 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:42,327 Absolutely major camel toe, Traci.
- 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,496 Britney just seems oblivious.
- 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:45,997 She was bound to get noticed.
- 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,099 You walk around with that kind of cam-toe
- 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,001 and you're gonna turn heads.
- 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,204 David, any idea as to how big
- 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,872 the camel toe actually was ?
- 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:56,341 She was sportin' toe like never before, Brian.
- 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,109 I don't know what's wrong with that girl,
- 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:01,179 but it's a slap in the face to camels all over the planet.
- 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,515 Those close to Britney say they are very worried
- 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,483 and want to bring her home safe.
- 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,452 And now back to the local news.
- 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,222 The giant squirrel, which was picked up last week
- 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,823 by animal control
- 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,259 apparently now thinks it's a person.
- 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,094 Colorado officials have taken the squirrel
- 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,130 to Johns Hopkins for psychiatric evaluation.
- 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,766 That squirrel is obviously nuts.
- 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,338 Platform 4-f--
- 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,173 it must be on the other side of the station.
- 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,574 ( man ) There she is !
- 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,809 It's Britney !
- 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,711 - Britney, over here ! - Oh, no.
- 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,647 [reporters shouting]
- 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,549 Are you embarrassed about the camel toe ?
- 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,755 Dude, they're never gonna let us through !
- 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,090 Yes, they are.
- 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,225 I have an idea.
- 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,760 Britney ?
- 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,328 Where'd she go ?
- 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,696 There she is !
- 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,035 - Britney, over here ! - Over here, Ms. Spears !
- 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,004 - Britney ! - Over here, Britney !
- 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,409 [reporters shouting]
- 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,515 ( whistle blowing )
- 00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,318 It's okay, you'll be in the North Pole soon.
- 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,452 Garglglg...
- 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:17,555 There she is !
- 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,957 Hey, Britney, it's me !
- 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:24,963 [shouting]
- 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,668 - Britney, Britney ! - Come back, Britney !
- 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,937 Britney... Britney...
- 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,805 Britney, it's over !
- 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,473 What were you running for anyway ?
- 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,242 Hey, wait a minute.
- 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,544 Where's her camel toe ?
- 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,813 I'm not Britney Spears, all right ?
- 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:42,881 Oh, psych !
- 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,649 She must be back at the train station !
- 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,617 Come on !
- 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:46,885 Now, wait a minute !
- 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,387 Everyone just stop for one minute !
- 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,157 Look, you guys are gonna end up killing her.
- 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,992 Can't you see that Britney isn't in any condition
- 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,727 to handle this crap anymore ?
- 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,565 I know watching celebrities go down can be fun.
- 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,201 Me and my friends were just as guilty as all of you but...
- 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,271 Maybe... just maybe...
- 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,240 it's time to let this one go.
- 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,475 Just this one time,
- 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,510 let's all stop before it's too late, huh ?
- 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,949 Son, you don't seem to understand.
- 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:21,853 Britney Spears... has to die.
- 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,055 Huh ?
- 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,491 What do you think all this effort has been for ?
- 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,593 It cannot be stopped.
- 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,731 It's not just the press-- everyone agrees.
- 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,232 She must die.
- 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,868 ♪ Re tus ♪
- 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,803 ♪ Hote homnibus ♪
- 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,872 ♪ Re u tu te form-day-boose ♪
- 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,140 ♪ Flay-tus ♪
- 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,675 ♪ Ko-me-fay ko-me-fay ♪
- 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,243 ♪ Sancto may us ko-me-fay ♪♪
- 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:52,217 ( Narrator ) Little Stanley was tired and hungry...
- 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,552 But he knew that for Britney Spears to be safe
- 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,789 he had to get her to the North Pole.
- 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,824 You doin' okay, Mrs. Spears ?
- 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,393 Garglglglggl.
- 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,230 It's her.
- 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:06,798 No, I'm sure it's Britney Spears.
- 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,433 It looks just like the picture.
- 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,705 You want me to what ?
- 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,306 Yes... I understand.
- 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,576 ♪ Re tus ♪
- 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,311 ♪ Hote homnibus ♪♪
- 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,551 Hello, I'm Bob Summers.
- 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:27,986 Is today the day ?
- 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,220 What is going on ?
- 00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,222 Why do you want Britney Spears to die ?
- 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,458 Nobody wants her to die, little boy.
- 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,361 We all simply... need her to.
- 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,729 Do you understand ?
- 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,030 No !
- 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,399 Look, kid, throughout history,
- 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:44,436 people have found it necessary to engage in...
- 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,337 human sacrifice.
- 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,705 In ancient times,
- 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,941 humans would commonly pick one lovely girl
- 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,509 and adorn her with jewels,
- 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,711 treat her like a goddess and then...
- 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:54,979 watch her die.
- 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,116 We Americans like to think we're more civilized now,
- 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,251 but the truth is our lust for torture and death
- 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,720 is no different than it was in gladiator times.
- 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,356 Only difference is that now Americans like to watch
- 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,226 people put to death through magazines and photographs.
- 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,095 It's a damn shame too !
- 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,629 Old ways were better !
- 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,832 Used to be we just picked someone by lottery
- 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,600 and then stoned them to death.
- 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,368 No, the American people don't want to
- 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,304 stone people to death anymore.
- 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,606 Best have the sacrifice kill itself.
- 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,274 You mean everyone in the country wants
- 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,943 Britney Spears to kill herself ?
- 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,145 Britney was chosen a long time ago
- 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,780 to be built up and adored
- 00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:31,549 and then sacrificed... for harvest.
- 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,820 ( whistle blowing )
- 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,155 Hey, where are we ?
- 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,290 This isn't right.
- 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,726 - Over here, Ms. Spears ! - One for US Magazine ?
- 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,794 Right over here, Ms. Spears !
- 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,296 - Oh, no ! - Ggoegogog ! Ggogo !
- 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,531 Come on, Britney !
- 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,901 Come on, come on !
- 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,509 ( gasping )
- 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,800 Mom, Dad !
- 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,968 They're gonna kill her !
- 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,336 They're gonna-- wait,
- 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:26,804 what are you doing here ?
- 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,506 It's all ofAmerica, Kyle.
- 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,642 We're all a part of this together.
- 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,211 You know about all this ?
- 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,246 Kyle, what the fuck is going on now ?
- 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,682 She's been built up to be sacrificed, Stan !
- 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,417 Sacrificed ? For what ?
- 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,219 For harvest, Stanley.
- 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,855 The same reason human beings have always done it.
- 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:47,892 "Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch."
- 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,494 Corn harvest.
- 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,429 We hadn't told you about it, Stanley,
- 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,499 because we like to wait until kids are a little older
- 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,834 to talk to them about things like condoms
- 00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,238 and ritualistic human sacrifice for harvest.
- 00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:02,373 All right, enough already !
- 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:05,076 This has all gone on long enough.
- 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,678 The kid is right.
- 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,846 This has gone on too long.
- 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,317 Yeah, she was supposed to have killed herself a long time ago.
- 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,452 And harvest is coming soon.
- 00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,654 All right, folks, let's finish this quickly.
- 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:22,493 ( cameras clicking )
- 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,233 No, wait.
- 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:31,135 Rggll... Grlglgl...
- 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,143 Argngg... Rglglglg...
- 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,445 Come on, hurry up.
- 00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:41,512 I can't run.
- 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,548 You go ahead, I'll catch up with ya.
- 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,621 Ralgglg !
- 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,756 Ralglglg !
- 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,725 Here, Davy.
- 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,166 Garggg !
- 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,436 Gargglglglglgl...
- 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:08,940 Hold on !
- 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,345 She's dead.
- 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:18,716 Well, I think it's time for us to leave the poor girl alone.
- 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,756 ( thundering )
- 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,306 ( rooster crowing )
- 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,659 - Mornin', Bill. - Mornin', Joe.
- 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,994 Nice-lookin' corn.
- 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,402 Hey, Sharon, Randy, great harvest, huh ?
- 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,804 An incredible harvest.
- 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:15,306 Some of the best corn I've seen in years.
- 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,208 Hey, check it out.
- 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:18,643 ... and the young girl has really
- 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,778 taken the country by storm !
- 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,914 Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus,
- 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,983 though only 15 years old, is already on her way
- 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,585 to being a major superstar.
- 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,557 Looks like next harvest will be even better.
- 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:35,593 ♪ Re tus ♪
- 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,628 ♪ Hote homnibus ♪
- 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:39,864 ♪ Re u tu te form-day-boose ♪
- 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:40,998 ♪ Flay-tus ♪
- 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,400 ♪ Ko-me-fay ko-me-fay ♪
- 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,534 ♪ Sancto may us ko-me-fay ♪♪
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