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Guitar Queer-o
Guitar Queer-O
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Описание
Стэн и Кайл увлекаются игрой «Guitar Hero». У них появляется менеджер, однако его условием становится заменить Кайла на лучшего игрока.
Субтитры
- 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:09,885 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,762 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:12,972 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:15,016 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,183 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,269 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,146 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:21,897 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,274 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,234 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,905 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,240 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,499 Yeah! - All right! - Yeah!
- 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,295 Yeah! - All right! - Yeah!
- 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:49,884 Man, you guys are good.
- 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,308 Sharon, what are the boys doing?
- 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:59,435 Oh, Stan and Kyle bought a new video game together.
- 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,812 They can play guitar now?
- 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,273 No, no, they're just little plastic controllers.
- 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,566 You hit the colored buttons
- 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,693 and it makes the guitar track on the game play.
- 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,528 Oh.
- 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,238 If they spent half the time learning a real instrument
- 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,531 as they do playing that game
- 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,575 who knows what they could accomplish?
- 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,619 Hey, yeah.
- 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:21,040 Oh, yeah! - Yeah! - All right, all right!
- 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,249 Dude, listen to that video crowd!
- 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,918 They love us!
- 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,130 So you boys like this music, huh?
- 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,757 Yeah, dude, it's <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,050 Stan and Kyle are really good at it.
- 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:34,136 Well, you kids wanna see something really cool?
- 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,055 Check this out.
- 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:47,566 ♪ Once I rose above the noise and confusion ♪
- 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:52,154 ♪ Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion ♪
- 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,616 ♪ I was soaring ever higher ♪
- 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:59,662 ♪ But I flew too high ♪
- 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:00,871 ♪ Though my eyes could see-- ♪
- 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,414 Dad, Dad!
- 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:03,624 What are you doing?
- 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:06,043 I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar.
- 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,003 You want me to teach you boys how?
- 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:11,632 Uh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh.
- 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:12,925 Yeah, that's stupid, Dad.
- 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:16,220 But... But this is real.
- 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,264 Real guitars are for old people.
- 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:19,431 Do you mind, sir?
- 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:22,184 We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play.
- 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:30,109 All right, let's try to score 60,000 points this time!
- 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,611 Yeah! - Yeah! - Go, go! - Yeah!
- 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,212 Are you ready to rock?
- 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:54,925 ♪ Carry on my wayward son ♪
- 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:58,721 ♪ There'll be peace when you are done ♪
- 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,349 ♪ Lay your weary head to rest ♪
- 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,769 ♪ Don't you cry no more ♪
- 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,503 They're gonna do it!
- 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:34,006 Come on, guys, 100,000 points!
- 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,759 Cartman, shut up, we're concentrating!
- 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,308 Yeah! - All right! - Yeah! - Yeah!
- 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,267 We did it!
- 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,103 You have broken 100,000 points!
- 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,193 Dude, we are total rock stars now!
- 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,653 You're not rock stars!
- 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,863 It's just a stupid plastic controller!
- 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,698 Hang on.
- 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:02,493 Stan Marsh?
- 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,953 Yeah?
- 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,747 I'm Charles Kincade from the Kincade Talent Agency.
- 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,123 I heard you just broke
- 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,376 100,000 points on <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,253 Yeah, we did!
- 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:13,712 Well, I'm impressed.
- 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,047 And I'd like to be your manager.
- 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,383 Wow, really?!
- 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:20,427 Dude, dude, Kyle, this guy wants to be our manager!
- 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,553 No way!
- 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:23,013 For reals?
- 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,015 Scoring 100,000 points is impressive,
- 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,600 but I think with the right label behind you,
- 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,019 I think you boys could make a million points.
- 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,146 That'd be awesome!
- 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:34,149 So we're in business then?
- 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,318 ♪ But I hear the voices say ♪
- 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:41,115 ♪ Carry on my wayward son ♪
- 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,785 ♪ There'll be peace when you are done ♪
- 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,203 ♪ Lay you weary head to rest... ♪
- 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,330 Well, what do you think?
- 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,581 I like it.
- 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,250 That's these boys playing?
- 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,002 No, that's <i>Kansas.</i>
- 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,713 But these boys scored 100,000 points to it
- 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:59,466 on "expert level" in co-op mode.
- 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,968 That's pretty Goddamned impressive.
- 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:05,306 All right, we'll sign them to a one-year deal.
- 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:06,724 Yes, you did it, boys!
- 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,977 Listen, boys, I'm having a huge celebrity party
- 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:11,228 at my giant mansion tonight.
- 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:14,857 Why don't you come as my honorary new artists.
- 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,692 Cool! Cool!
- 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,409 Snnififffff!
- 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,621 Wow, this is a huge party!
- 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:32,666 Oh, yes, all the biggest stars in Colorado are here.
- 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,668 Dude, dude, that's Ron Zappolo from Channel Four News!
- 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,211 Wow!
- 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,047 And look over there that's that Jake Jabs guy
- 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,132 from <i>American Furniture Warehouse commercials</i>!
- 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,302 Everyone, everyone, this is Stan and Kyle.
- 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,263 They just broke 100,000 points on <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:49,933 Please enjoy yourselves.
- 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,311 There's lots more coke and sex in the house.
- 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,855 Dude, dude, that's Jay Cutler over there.
- 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,106 Quarterback for the Denver <i>Broncos.</i>
- 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,608 Oh, my God!
- 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,026 Would you boys like to meet him?
- 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,694 Are you serious?!
- 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,821 Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle.
- 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,157 They broke 100,000 points on <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,283 Wow, really?!
- 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,659 Nice to meet you guys!
- 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:08,994 Nice to meet you!
- 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,162 I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says
- 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,039 you might be good some day!
- 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,540 Thanks.
- 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,125 Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere?
- 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,835 You boys know Tom Shane
- 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,796 from <i>The Shane Company</i> diamond store commercials?
- 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:19,838 Do we?!
- 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:20,714 He's a legend!
- 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,591 You remember these boys, Tom.
- 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,967 They're gonna break a million points live
- 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:26,053 at the video arcade in a few weeks.
- 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,013 That would be impressive.
- 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,265 Dude, we've arrived.
- 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,601 We're super-awesome and cool.
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:36,939 Yeah, life is finally going to not suck so hard for us.
- 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,620 All right, nice rehearsal, boys.
- 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,122 Dude, I totally miffed that middle part!
- 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,373 Did you see that?!
- 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:55,332 Yeah, dude, that's almost impossible.
- 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,000 That was real cool, kids.
- 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,836 Hey, Kyle, there's a different controller
- 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,797 in my car that might work better for you.
- 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:02,923 Why don't you go with Jim
- 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,216 and he'll help you find it.
- 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,676 Oh, okay, cool.
- 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,513 You've got real potential, kid.
- 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,598 I have no doubt you can break a million.
- 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:12,850 Really? That'd be sweet.
- 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,226 I think <i>you</i> could.
- 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,729 But as for your friend-- well, to be honest,
- 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:18,897 I think he's holding you back.
- 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,232 What-- you mean Kyle?
- 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,109 Look, you score a lot higher than him.
- 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,027 There's no question who the better one is.
- 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,779 I wanna put you with some other players,
- 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,114 find a partner for you
- 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,699 who can really help you max your score.
- 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,827 But Kyle and I always play together.
- 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,579 We both chipped in for the game system.
- 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,205 That's very honorable.
- 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,206 But you know where loyalty gets you
- 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,250 in a game like <i>Guitar Hero</i>?
- 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,668 Nowheres.
- 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,837 Just listen to that video crowd.
- 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:44,965 I haven't heard a video crowd
- 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,216 go that wild in a long time.
- 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,844 You've got a chance to score a million points,
- 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,471 and I'd hate to see you throw it away
- 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,639 because you're worried about your friend's feelings.
- 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,353 You're gonna love this kid, Stan.
- 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,022 He's one of the best
- 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,482 <i>Guitar Hero</i> players I've ever seen.
- 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,900 Except for you, of course.
- 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:06,069 Ah, Thad!
- 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,280 Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis.
- 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,282 's up?
- 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:11,783 Thad here has backed up a lot of
- 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,285 really great <i>Guitar Hero</i> players.
- 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,495 Isn't that right, Thad?
- 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,288 Yup.
- 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,582 He doesn't even need a game system to play on.
- 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,000 He can play <i>Guitar Hero</i> acoustically.
- 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,295 Yeah, but can he play Buckethead on expert level?
- 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,005 Go ahead, Thad,
- 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,298 show 'em what you can do.
- 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,469 Check this out.
- 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,105 Pretty damn good, huh?
- 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,148 Yeah, that's pretty good.
- 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,235 But can you play "John the Fisherman"?
- 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,327 Stan, with this kid backing you,
- 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,497 you're gonna make <i>Guitar Hero</i> history.
- 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,085 Oh, I love this song!
- 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,306 All right! Yeah! Yeah, cool!
- 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,647 Wow-wee, look at 'em go!
- 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,276 Hey, dude, how's it...
- 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:33,282 Kyle...
- 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,367 I... I thought you were sick.
- 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,786 Uh-oh!
- 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,205 Who is this?
- 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,583 This is, um, Thad Jarvis.
- 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,252 's up?
- 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,129 What... What's going on, Stan?
- 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,298 Kyle, I was gonna tell you later.
- 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,508 Mr. Kincade thinks I should play with Thad for a while.
- 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,302 But it's <i>our</i> game, we bought it together.
- 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,261 I know, and I wanna be fair about it
- 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,472 so I'll buy you out of your part.
- 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:58,890 Buy me out?!
- 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,267 What are you saying?!
- 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,351 What makes you so high and mighty
- 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,644 you can buy me out?!
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,187 Don't put this all on me, Kyle.
- 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,481 Oh, my God, this is so awesome.
- 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,400 You were the one that's been blowing off
- 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,318 playing after midnight,
- 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,402 not playing 'cause you were sick.
- 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,653 I have been sick!
- 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,071 Look, the point is I'm never gonna break
- 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,072 a million points playing with you.
- 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,575 You know that's true.
- 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:20,495 I guess I didn't realize it was just about the points.
- 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,422 Dude, this game rules.
- 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,507 Let's just do this, all right?
- 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,979 Hey, you're the kid I sold the <i>Guitar Hero</i> game to.
- 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,189 How are you liking it?
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,149 It's okay, I guess.
- 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,359 But I need some game guides for it.
- 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,110 My manager and producer set up this live thing
- 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,278 at the video arcade
- 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,821 where I'm supposed to break a million
- 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,115 in front of everybody and I'm stressing out.
- 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,368 Yeah, <i>Guitar Hero</i> can be stressful.
- 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,954 But, you know, maybe instead of a game guide,
- 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,247 you should just buy another game
- 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:07,042 to kind of ease the stress.
- 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,543 Huh?
- 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,214 Have you ever heard of "Heroin Hero"?
- 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,465 "Heroin Hero"?
- 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,966 It's a way easier game.
- 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,385 All you do is run around a magical forest
- 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,969 and shoot simulated heroin.
- 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,221 You could call it
- 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,473 the ultimate first-person shooter.
- 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,059 And there's no score? No crowds?
- 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,186 No, man, all you do is run through the pretty forest
- 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,271 and chase a big dragon.
- 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,190 But you don't ever catch the dragon.
- 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,694 You just keep chasing it.
- 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,073 Chase me!
- 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,574 Come on, this way!
- 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,868 Shoot up more, then you can catch me!
- 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,495 Come on!
- 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,288 Dude, this is awesome.
- 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,255 How are they coming?
- 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,631 No worries, Mr. Hart.
- 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,591 They'll be ready for the big show in a few days.
- 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:57,718 They better be.
- 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,095 I paid good money to rent this place out.
- 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,724 ♪ I wanna be sedated... ♪
- 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,350 Ugh, damn it.
- 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,643 Dude, 's up?
- 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:07,894 Did you practice last night?
- 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,146 Yeah, I practiced last night!
- 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,689 Just shut up and play!
- 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:11,857 ♪ ... I can't control my fingers ♪
- 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,483 ♪ I can't control my brain... ♪
- 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,526 No, no, you know what?
- 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,652 Screw this!
- 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,903 I'm not playing this song.
- 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,739 Why did you pick this stupid song?!
- 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,615 Stan, it's the song we all agreed you would play.
- 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,451 Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
- 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,535 We're changing the song to Cheap Trick.
- 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,619 No way.
- 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,829 I hate that that bubble-gum crap.
- 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,039 Yeah, well, you're not the leader, are you, Thad?!
- 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,375 We play the music I wanna play!
- 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,544 Stan, why are you so grumpy-grouchy?
- 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,670 We're playing what I want.
- 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,422 Now select a different song!
- 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,758 Yeah, well, how about this one?
- 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,176 ♪ I quit ♪
- 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,594 ♪ I quit I quit I quit ♪
- 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:41,845 ♪ I quit I quit I quit ♪
- 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,680 ♪ I quit I quit I quit ♪
- 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,056 You know what-- that's great with me, Thad,
- 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,767 'cause I don't need you to break a million points.
- 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,226 I never did!
- 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,270 Stan, what is the matter with you?
- 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,563 I just wanna play alone, all right?
- 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,023 I can't concentrate with
- 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,232 all of these assholes riding me all the time.
- 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,067 What is this?
- 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,361 Man.
- 00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,405 Are you playing "Heroin Hero"?
- 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,615 Just a little.
- 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,326 No, nobody plays "Heroin Hero" a little.
- 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,329 You know you never catch the dragon.
- 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,580 I know, but it mellows me out, okay?
- 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,041 You better pull your act together.
- 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,542 Because now you're gonna have to break a million points
- 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,338 and unlock superstardom solo.
- 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,547 No problem.
- 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,259 ♪ ...That cuts you the wound heals ♪
- 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,719 ♪ But the scar ♪
- 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:27,682 ♪ That scar remains... ♪
- 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,276 Hey, beat it, kid.
- 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,402 We wanna play now!
- 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,403 I'm not done yet.
- 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,905 Hey, I know you.
- 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,114 You're Kyle Broflovski.
- 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,199 Didn't you used to have your own
- 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,492 <i>Guitar Hero</i> game system?
- 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,035 No, you're thinking of somebody else.
- 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,286 Yeah, sure.
- 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,788 He's the kid that scored 100,000 points.
- 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,706 How come you're playing here now?
- 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,208 Look, just go ahead and play, all right?
- 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,377 Leave me alone.
- 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,464 Can I get a <i>Fresca</i> please?
- 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,553 You're good at that game, kid.
- 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,722 Too good to be playing it in a dump like this.
- 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,516 Yeah, well...
- 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,476 I can't really afford to play anymore anyway.
- 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,978 I'm about out of quarters.
- 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,898 Well, look, maybe I could use some extra music
- 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,651 playing through this thing on the weekends nights.
- 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,028 You come in, work around here a little,
- 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,865 and maybe you can play it for free.
- 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,741 I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mick,
- 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,410 but I ain't a charity case yet.
- 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,412 Ehh, charity case.
- 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,081 I'm just trying to help out a kid who's a little...
- 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,416 Down on his luck is all.
- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,210 Thanks, Mick.
- 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,504 Catch me!
- 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,590 Come on, catch me!
- 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,426 What's wrong?
- 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:45,760 Follow me, come on!
- 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,679 Marsh?
- 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,140 Stan, you got-- Oh, my God!
- 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,225 Get up! Stan, wake up!
- 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,602 Huh, what?
- 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,603 You're going on in ten minutes!
- 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,438 Everybody is coming to see you!
- 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,772 The dragon, where did it go?
- 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,192 You gotta pull it together!
- 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,863 Pull it together, Goddamn it!
- 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,951 Thank you for coming to Gamecraft Arcade
- 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,412 to watch Stan Marsh break a million points
- 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,748 and unlock superstardom!
- 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:18,001 !eahah! Let's goh! !eahah! Let's goh!
- 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,127 Go, Stan!
- 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:19,794 All right, Stan, you got it, man!
- 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,421 Yeah, Stan!
- 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,089 Dude, what's the matter with him?
- 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,299 He's been up for three days straight
- 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,467 playing "Heroin Hero."
- 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,638 Come on, Stan, you got it!
- 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,306 Goddamn it, he's a mess!
- 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,189 ♪ No point in asking ♪
- 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,776 ♪ There'll be no reply... ♪
- 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,237 Oh, man, I can't watch this.
- 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,741 What are you doing?!
- 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,993 The video crowd is starting to boo!
- 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,623 Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
- 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:58,875 ♪ We're so pretty ♪
- 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,961 ♪ I'm so pretty... ♪
- 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,797 The next time you bring me some talent,
- 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,466 make sure they're talented.
- 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,843 Agh!
- 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,179 You blew it!
- 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,014 You had it all and you blew it!
- 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,349 Listen to that video crowd!
- 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,850 They hate you!
- 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,283 There he is!
- 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:35,453 So did you break a million yet?
- 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,871 No, I didn't break a million points
- 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,581 and unlock superstardom,
- 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:39,708 all right, I'm done with that stupid game.
- 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,334 Aw, come on.
- 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,836 Once you start playing <i>Guitar Hero,</i>
- 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,879 you can't stop 'til you reach the top.
- 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,798 I just wanna find something else to play.
- 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:50,218 Have you played "Rehab Hero"?
- 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,303 You get chased by a big dragon
- 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,888 but you keep running away from it.
- 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,890 I just want a nice, simple driving game.
- 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:56,891 How's that?
- 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,560 Sure, kid, sure.
- 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,565 ♪ Forever and ever... ♪
- 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,859 All right, that was the <i>Splindiffs.</i>
- 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,318 And now here's a hit you all remember.
- 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,362 It's the song that two local fourth grade boys
- 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:13,116 scored 100,000 points to on <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,202 Don't know whatever happened to those boys.
- 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,873 I guess they're not playing the game anymore.
- 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,543 ♪ Once I rose above the noise and confusion ♪
- 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:27,505 ♪ Just to get a glimpse behind this illusion ♪
- 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,509 ♪ I was soaring ever higher ♪
- 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,387 ♪ But I flew too high ♪
- 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,265 ♪ Though my eyes could see ♪
- 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,392 ♪ I still was a blind man ♪
- 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,226 ♪ Though my mind can think ♪
- 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,146 ♪ I still was a mad man ♪
- 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,107 ♪ I hear the voices when I'm dreaming ♪
- 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,611 ♪ I can hear them say ♪
- 00:17:55,533 --> 00:18:00,163 ♪ Woke up to the sounds of pouring rain ♪
- 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,332 ♪ The wind will whisper ♪
- 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,794 ♪ And I think of you ♪
- 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,837 ♪ And all the tears you cried ♪
- 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,298 ♪ They call my name ♪
- 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,051 ♪ And when you needed me... ♪
- 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,844 Kyle, could I just talk to you for like five minutes?
- 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,722 What are you doing here?
- 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,599 Please, it won't take long.
- 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,518 Goddamn it.
- 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,644 We're gonna take a short break.
- 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,394 Be back in five.
- 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,104 ♪ When love went blind ♪
- 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:27,565 ♪ And you would make me see... ♪
- 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,025 I was listening to you for a while.
- 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,360 Dude, you've gotten a lot better.
- 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,694 Oh, thank you!
- 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,862 I was so eagerly awaiting
- 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,489 your approval of my abilities!
- 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,158 Look, Kyle, the game is still set up at my house.
- 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,202 Maybe we could go try playing it again over there.
- 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,912 Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me
- 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413 from the bowels of mediocrity!
- 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,958 Oh, thank you, your royal Lordship!
- 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,251 That isn't it at all.
- 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,544 You don't get it, Stan!
- 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,253 I can play here all I want!
- 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,046 I even get free <i>Frescas.</i>
- 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,965 I don't need you anymore.
- 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,467 I know.
- 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,178 I need you.
- 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,221 I thought I was having a great time
- 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,431 because I was getting signed by managers
- 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,475 and going to big sex and coke parties,
- 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,019 but then I realized I was having fun
- 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,688 because I was doing all of that
- 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,023 with my best friend.
- 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,946 It was pretty fun, wasn't it?
- 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,865 Yeah.
- 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,576 Look, I doubt we could break a million together anyway.
- 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,619 I don't care.
- 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,705 I'd just like to play with you again...
- 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,039 For the fun of it.
- 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,624 I don't really see the fun in...
- 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:30,712 Not trying to kick that games ass once and for all.
- 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,921 You mean it?!
- 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,339 I think we can do it, Stan!
- 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,924 I've been close to a million a few times by myself!
- 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,384 Let's go, dude!
- 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,180 Oh, wait-- wait, I'm supposed to play here.
- 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,140 Hey, Mick, would you mind
- 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,516 if I just stepped out for a--
- 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,809 Go on, get out of here, kid.
- 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,061 Who needs your wailin'
- 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,730 and rockin' around here anyways?
- 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,857 Thanks, Mick.
- 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,737 All right, dude, let's do this.
- 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,739 What the hell?
- 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,490 Ah-ahhhhhhh...
- 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,161 Come on, come on!
- 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,078 You almost got me!
- 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,538 Catch me!
- 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,414 Come on!
- 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,457 Aw, Goddamn it!
- 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,666 Dad, get off our <i>X-Box.</i>
- 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,960 Hang on, I almost caught the dragon!
- 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,254 You almost got me.
- 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,006 No, me and Kyle are gonna play <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:15,924 I can get him!
- 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:16,925 Wait!
- 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,259 Where's he going now?!
- 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,179 You don't ever catch the dragon, Dad!
- 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,014 No!
- 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:23,848 "No," I said!
- 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,016 I am your father!
- 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,226 Put it back on!
- 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,436 Mom, will you get Dad out of here?
- 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,814 Ugh, stop cheating, Craig!
- 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,024 How was that cheating?
- 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,109 'Cause you tricked me, you black asshole!
- 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,320 Fellas, fellas!
- 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,613 They're gonna do it! What?
- 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,115 Stan and Kyle,
- 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,826 they're about to break a million on <i>Guitar Hero</i>
- 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,037 and unlock superstardom!
- 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,373 Oh, let's go! - Come on!
- 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,469 They're gonna do it!
- 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,723 They did it!
- 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,892 Oh, my sweet j-Jesus!
- 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,895 You have played <i>Guitar Hero</i> enough
- 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,022 to reach one million points!
- 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,857 Congratulations!
- 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,537 That's it?
- 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,496 Goddamn it.
- 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,790 Goddamn it.
- 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,798 Butters, you wanna play me next?
- 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,049 Okay.
- 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,426 But I get to be the one that betrays you
- 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,803 after the sex and drugs party!
- 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:00,020 1113 Guitar Queer-o 14:59:36 15.06.2014
- 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,700 Все персонажи и события в этом шоу, даже те, которые основаны на реальных людях, являются полностью вымышленными.
- 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:05,300 Все известные голоса исполнены.. неудачно.
- 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:08,300 Следующая программа содержит нецензурные выражения или оскорбления и вследствие чего эта передача не должна просматриваться кем-либо.
- 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,000 Перевод Виктор Д.
- 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,500 ♪ Я ухожу в Южный Парк, буду проводить своё время,
- 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:16,059 ♪ Дружелюбные лица везде, скромные люди без соблазна,
- 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:19,250 ♪ Я иду в Южный Парк, собираюсь оставить мои беды позади
- 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:22,722 ♪ Просторная парковка днём или ночью, люди, восклицающие: "Привет, сосед",
- 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:26,000 ♪ Я отправляюсь в Южный Парк, посмотрю, смогу ли я расслабиться
- 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,100 ♪ Мне нравятся девки с большими жирными сиськами, мне нравятся девки с большими жирными сиськами,
- 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:33,300 ♪ Так приходите в Южный Парк и встречайте некоторых моих друзей.
- 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:44,070 П-итарист 1113
- 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:57,658 - Чёрт, вы, ребята, хороши! - Шэрон, что мальчики делают?
- 00:00:57,678 --> 00:01:02,668 - О, Стэн и Кайл купили новую видеоигру на двоих. - Они могут играть на гитаре теперь?
- 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:09,443 Нет, нет, у них просто маленькие пластиковые контроллеры. Ты жмёшь цветные кнопки, и это делает гитарный трек на игры.
- 00:01:09,463 --> 00:01:13,011 Если бы они потратили половину времени, обучаясь настоящему инструменту так, как они играют в эту игру,
- 00:01:13,016 --> 00:01:21,204 кто знает, чего бы они могли достичь. - Э, да.
- 00:01:21,224 --> 00:01:28,900 - Чувак, слышишь поклонников видео! Они любят нас! - Так вам, ребята, нравится эта музыка, да?
- 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:32,155 - Да, чувак. Это Гитарный Герой. - Стэн и Кайл действительно хороши в ней.
- 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:45,553 Ну вы, дети, хотите увидеть что-то действительно крутое? Зацените это.
- 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:52,933 ♪ Однажды я поднялся выше шума и смятения. ♪ Просто, чтобы увидеть мельком этот мираж.
- 00:01:52,953 --> 00:02:01,000 ♪ Я парил всё выше и выше, но я залетел слишком высоко. ♪ Хотя мои глаза могли видеть, я..
- 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:06,326 - Папа? Папа! Что ты делаешь? - Я могу действительно играть многие эти песни на настоящей гитаре.
- 00:02:06,346 --> 00:02:14,275 Вы хотите, я научу вас, мальчики, как играть? - Э-э, это бестолково, м-р Марш. /- Да, это глупо, папа.
- 00:02:14,295 --> 00:02:18,838 - Но, но это по-настоящему. - Настоящие гитары для пожилых людей.
- 00:02:18,858 --> 00:02:38,369 - Вы не возражаете, сэр? Мы хотим смотреть игру Стэна и Кайла. - Хорошо, давай попробуем набрать 60000 очков в этот раз.
- 00:02:47,893 --> 00:02:51,314 Готовы ли вы играть рок?
- 00:02:51,334 --> 00:02:59,563 ♪ Продолжай, мой сбившийся с пути сын ♪ Будет покой, когда ты завершишь
- 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:16,624 ♪ Положи свою утомлённую голову отдохнуть ♪ Не плачь более
- 00:03:16,644 --> 00:03:26,644 Игра закончена! Вы - отстой!
- 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:34,104 - Они собираются сделать это! - Давайте, ребята, сто тысяч очков!
- 00:03:34,124 --> 00:03:45,714 - Картман, заткнись! Мы концентрируемся. - Мы сделали это!
- 00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:54,593 - Вы набрали сто тысяч очков! Вы рок-звёзды! - Чувак, мы полные рок-звёзды теперь!
- 00:03:54,613 --> 00:04:01,693 - Вы не рок-звёзды! Это просто тупой пластиковый контроллер. - Подождите.
- 00:04:01,713 --> 00:04:03,964 - Стэн Марш? - Да?
- 00:04:03,984 --> 00:04:11,505 Я Чарльз Кинкейд, из Агентства талантов Кинкейд. Я только что услышал, что вы набрали сто тысяч очков на Гитарном Герое.
- 00:04:11,525 --> 00:04:16,500 - Да, мы набрали. - Ну, я впечатлён. И я хотел бы быть вашим менеджером.
- 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:20,853 Ух ты, в самом деле? Круто! Чувак, Кайл, этот парень хочет быть нашим менеджером!
- 00:04:20,873 --> 00:04:22,916 - Ни может быть! - По-настоящему?
- 00:04:22,936 --> 00:04:30,242 Набор ста тысяч очков впечатляет, но я думаю, с правильной фирмой за спиной, вы, ребята, смогли заработать миллион очков.
- 00:04:30,262 --> 00:04:43,554 - Это было бы потрясающе! - Таким образом, мы в деле теперь?
- 00:04:46,223 --> 00:04:51,675 - Ну, что вы думаете? - Мне нравится это. Это эти мальчики играют?
- 00:04:51,695 --> 00:04:59,613 Нет, это Канзас. Но эти парни набрали сто тысяч очков в этом, на мастерском уровне в совместном режиме.
- 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:06,070 Это довольно чертовски впечатляет. Хорошо, мы подпишем с ними годовой контракт.
- 00:05:06,090 --> 00:05:10,401 - Да! Вы сделали это, ребята. - Слушайте, ребята, у меня вечеринка ужасных знаменитостей
- 00:05:10,421 --> 00:05:26,844 в моём гигантском особняке сегодня. Почему бы вам не прийти, как мои почётные (неоплачиваемые) новые артисты? /- Круто!
- 00:05:26,864 --> 00:05:32,793 - Ого, это колоссальная вечеринка. - О, да, все крупнейшие звезды Колорадо здесь.
- 00:05:32,813 --> 00:05:38,239 - Чувак, чувак, это Рон Запполо из Channel 4 News! - Вот это да! О, и смотри туда, это тот парень Джейк Джабс
- 00:05:38,246 --> 00:05:43,364 из рекламы американского мебельного магазина. - Эй, все! Все, это Стэн и Кайл.
- 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:53,046 Они только что набрали сто тысяч очков в Гитарном Герое. Пожалуйста, наслаждайтесь, здесь много кокаина и секс в доме.
- 00:05:53,066 --> 00:05:56,663 Чувак! Чувак, это Джей Катлер вон там! Защитник в Денвер Бронкос!
- 00:05:56,683 --> 00:05:59,514 - О, мой Бог! - Вы, ребята, хотели бы познакомиться с ним?
- 00:05:59,534 --> 00:06:03,142 - Вы это серьёзно? - Джей, я хочу познакомить тебя со Стэном и Кайлом.
- 00:06:03,162 --> 00:06:08,059 Они набрали сто тысяч очков в Гитарном Герое. - Ух, на самом деле? Приятно познакомиться с вами, ребята.
- 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:12,495 Приятно познакомиться! Я имею в виду, вы, типа, тухляк, но мой папа говорит, что вы могли бы 'показать себя' когда-нибудь.
- 00:06:12,515 --> 00:06:15,262 - Спасибо. - Алекс, ты где-нибудь видел мою жену?
- 00:06:15,282 --> 00:06:19,293 Вы, мальчики, знаете Тома Шейна из рекламы Алмазного магазина Компании Шейн?
- 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:24,500 - Как же! Он легенда! - Ты запомни этих мальчиков, Том. Они наберут миллион очков
- 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:29,025 в прямом эфире в игровом зале через несколько недель. - Это будет впечатляюще.
- 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:46,302 - Чувак, мы добились. Мы супер, классные и крутые. - Да. Жизнь, наконец, не будет тосклива и так трудна для нас.
- 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:54,635 - Вы молодцы! Ладно, хорошая репетиция, мальчики. - Чувак, я совсем 'провалил' среднюю часть. Ты видел это?
- 00:06:54,655 --> 00:06:57,853 - Да чувак, это практически невозможно. - Это было по-настоящему классно, дети.
- 00:06:57,873 --> 00:07:02,423 Эй, Кайл, тут есть другой контроллер в моей машине, который мог бы работать лучше у тебя.
- 00:07:02,443 --> 00:07:08,365 Почему бы тебе не пойти с Джимом, и он поможет тебе найти его? - О, хорошо. Круто.
- 00:07:08,385 --> 00:07:12,413 У тебя есть реальный потенциал, малыш. Я не сомневаюсь, ты можешь набрать миллион.
- 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:17,800 - В самом деле? Это было бы мило. - Я думаю, что ты мог бы. Но, что касается твоего друга, ну,
- 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:20,951 честно говоря, я думаю, он тебя сдерживает. - Что, вы имеете в виду Кайла?
- 00:07:20,971 --> 00:07:26,674 Смотри, ты набрал намного больше, чем он. Здесь нет сомнений, кто лучший. Я хочу поставить тебя с какими-нибудь другими игроками,
- 00:07:26,685 --> 00:07:30,293 найти партнёра для тебя, который действительно может помочь тебе максимально набрать счёт.
- 00:07:30,313 --> 00:07:34,726 Но, Кайл и я всегда играем вместе. Мы оба скинулись на эту игровую систему.
- 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:39,225 Это очень благородно. Но ты знаешь, куда преданность заведёт тебя в игре, как Гитарный Герой?
- 00:07:39,245 --> 00:07:47,196 В никуда. Просто слушай видео толпу. Я не слышал, чтобы видео толпа так сходила с ума очень давно.
- 00:07:47,216 --> 00:07:51,382 У тебя есть шанс набрать миллион очков, и я не хочу увидеть, как ты откажешься от этого
- 00:07:51,402 --> 00:07:59,021 потому, что ты переживаешь о чувствах твоего друга. Тебе понравиться этот парень, Стэн.
- 00:07:59,041 --> 00:08:06,473 Он один из лучших игроков Гитарного Героя, которого я когда-либо видел. Кроме тебя, конечно. А, Тэд!
- 00:08:06,493 --> 00:08:10,985 Стэн Марш, это Тэд Джарвис. - Как дела?
- 00:08:11,005 --> 00:08:16,023 Тэд поддерживал здесь многих действительно великих игроков Гитарного Героя. Не так ли, Тэд?
- 00:08:16,043 --> 00:08:19,238 - Угу. - Ему даже не нужна игровая система, чтобы играть.
- 00:08:19,258 --> 00:08:24,193 Он может играть в Гитарного Героя акустически. - Да, но он может играть Buckethead на мастерском уровне?
- 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:43,295 Давай, Тэд. Покажи ему, как ты можешь играть. Зацени это. Чертовски хорошо, да?
- 00:08:43,315 --> 00:09:00,896 - Да, это довольно хорошо. Но можешь ли ты сыграть "Джон Рыбак"? - Стэн, с поддержкой этого парня ты создашь историю Гитарного Героя.
- 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:12,530 О, я люблю эту песню.
- 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:30,616 - Ух, обоссаться, посмотрите на него! - Привет, чувак, как вы все..
- 00:09:30,616 --> 00:09:40,673 - Кайл. Я.. Я думал, что ты болен. - Кто это?
- 00:09:40,693 --> 00:09:45,764 - Это гм.. Тэд Джарвис. - Как дела?
- 00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:49,776 - Что, что происходит, Стэн? - Кайл, я собирался сказать тебе позже.
- 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:54,346 М-р Кинкейд считает, что я должен поиграть с Тэдом ненадолго. - Но это наша игра. Мы купили её вместе.
- 00:09:54,365 --> 00:09:58,315 Я знаю, и, и я хочу быть справедливым в этом, поэтому, я выкуплю твою долю.
- 00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:03,126 Выкупишь? Что ты говоришь?! Что делает тебя таким важным и могучим, что ты можешь выкупить мою долю?
- 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:07,553 - Не перекладывай всё это на меня, Кайл! - Боже мой, это так здорово.
- 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:12,013 - Ты был тем, кто игнорировал игру после полуночи, не играл, потому что ты был болен. /- Я был болен!
- 00:10:12,033 --> 00:10:17,906 Смотри, дело в том, что я никогда не наберу миллион очков, играя с тобой! Ты знаешь, что это правда!
- 00:10:17,926 --> 00:10:30,663 - Я думаю, я не понял, что это было ради очков. - Чувак, эта игра рулит!
- 00:10:30,683 --> 00:10:41,868 Давай просто играть, хорошо?
- 00:10:41,888 --> 00:10:47,865 Эй! Ты тот малыш, кому я продал игру Гитарный Герой. Как тебе она нравится?
- 00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:52,500 Она хороша, я думаю. Но мне нужно несколько советов по игре. Мой менеджер и продюсер устраивает это
- 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:57,260 живое выступление в зале игровых автоматов, где я должен набрать миллион на глазах у всех и я.. я нервничаю.
- 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:02,969 Да, Гитарный Герой может быть довольно напряженным. Но ты знаешь, может, вместо советов по игре
- 00:11:02,989 --> 00:11:12,500 тебе следует просто купить другую игру, чтобы отчасти, облегчить стресс. Ты когда-нибудь слышал о Герое Героина?
- 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:16,300 - Ге.. Герое Героина? - Это более лёгкая игра. Всё, что ты делаешь, это бегаешь
- 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:22,667 по волшебному лесу и вкалываешь поддельный героин. Ты мог бы назвать это идеальная стрелялка от первого лица.
- 00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:26,986 - И нет никакого счёта? Никакой толпы? - Нет, мэн. Всё, что ты делаешь, это бежишь по прелестному лесу
- 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:36,978 и гонешься за большим драконом. Но ты никогда не поймаешь этого дракона. Ты просто.. продолжаешь преследовать его.
- 00:11:36,998 --> 00:11:52,226 - Преследуй меня. Давай. Вот так. Вколи, а затем ты можешь поймать меня. Пойдём. /- Круто, это шикарно.
- 00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:56,916 - Как у них дела? /- Не беспокойтесь, м-р Харт. Они будут готовы к большому шоу через несколько дней.
- 00:11:56,936 --> 00:12:05,617 - Хорошо бы. Я заплатил хорошие деньги за аренду этого зала. - Чёрт возьми!
- 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:13,765 - Чувак, промазал. Ты тренировался вчера вечером? - Да, я тренировался вчера вечером! Просто заткнись и играй!
- 00:12:13,785 --> 00:12:18,646 Нет, нет, вы знаете, что? Забейте на это! Я не играю в эту песню! Почему вы выбрали эту глупую песню?
- 00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:24,055 - Стэн, эта песня, которую мы все договорились, вы будете играть. - Да? Ну, я передумал! Мы меняем эту песню на Cheap Trick!
- 00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:28,145 - Ни в коем случае. Я ненавижу эту жвачечное дерьмо. - Да? Ну ты не ведущий, так, Тэд?
- 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:32,798 Мы играем ту музыку, которую я хочу играть! - Стэн, почему ты такой сварливо-ворчливый?
- 00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:42,817 - Мы играем то, что я хочу, и я выбиру другую песню! - Да? Ну, как насчёт этого? Я ухожу. Я ушёл, я ушёл, я ушёл.
- 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:48,107 Ты знаешь что? Хорошо для меня, Тэд. Потому что я не нуждаюсь в тебе, чтобы набрать миллион очков! Я никогда не нуждался!
- 00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:51,725 - Стэн, что с тобой? - Я просто хочу играть в одиночку, хорошо?
- 00:12:51,745 --> 00:12:58,398 Я не могу сосредоточиться со всеми этими придурками, дёргащими меня всё время! /- Что это? /- Боже..
- 00:12:58,418 --> 00:13:01,786 - Ты играешь в Героя Героина? - Только, только немного.
- 00:13:01,806 --> 00:13:07,326 Нет! Никто не играет в Героя Героина немного! Ты знаешь, ты никогда не поймаешь дракона!
- 00:13:07,346 --> 00:13:12,800 - Я знаю, но это успокаивает меня, ладно? - Ты бы лучше 'собраться силами', ведь теперь ты собираешься
- 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:27,622 набрать миллион очков и освободить суперзвезду в одиночестве! - Не проблема.
- 00:13:36,335 --> 00:13:40,396 - Эй, проваливай, парень! Мы хотим играть сейчас! - Я ещё не закончил.
- 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:45,489 Эй, я тебя знаю. Ты Кайл Брофловски. Разве у тебя не была своя собственная игра Гитарный Герой?
- 00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:49,931 - Нет. Вы говорите о ком-то ещё. - Да, конечно. Он тот парень, который набрал сто тысяч баллов.
- 00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:57,407 - Как получилось, что ты играешь здесь сейчас? - Слушайте, вот, берите и играйте, хорошо? Оставьте меня в покое.
- 00:13:57,427 --> 00:14:04,563 Можно мне Fresca, пожалуйста? - Ты хорош в этой игре, малыш.
- 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:11,603 Слишком хорош, чтобы играть в дыре, как эта. - Да ну, я не могу позволить себе играть больше, в любом случае.
- 00:14:11,623 --> 00:14:17,100 У меня кончились четвертаки. - Ну слушай, может, я мог бы использовать немного дополнительной
- 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:25,047 игры на этой штуке вечерами в выходные. Ты заходи, поиграй здесь немного и, может, ты сможешь играть в неё бесплатно.
- 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:28,618 Я ценю, что вы пытаетесь сделать, Мик, но я пока не человек, берущий подачки.
- 00:14:28,638 --> 00:14:38,947 - Берущий подачки, я просто пытаюсь помочь ребёнку, который немного.. потерял свою удачу, и всё. /- Спасибо, Мик.
- 00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:46,888 Поймай меня. Давай, поймай меня. Что не так? Следуй за мной. Пойдём.
- 00:14:46,908 --> 00:14:53,625 - Марш? Стэн, ты.. О, мой Бог! Вставай, Стэн! Проснись! - А? Что?
- 00:14:53,645 --> 00:14:58,997 - Ты выходишь через десять минут! Все идут посмотреть на тебя! - Дракон. Куда он делся?
- 00:14:59,017 --> 00:15:07,895 Ты должен собраться! Приди в себя, чёрт возьми!
- 00:15:07,915 --> 00:15:18,065 Спасибо, что пришли в Gamecraft Arcade посмотреть, как Стэн Марш наберёт миллион очков и освободит суперзвезду.
- 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,330 - Давай, Стэн! - Хорошо, Стэн, ты добился, мэн!
- 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:23,118 - Да, Стэн. - Эй, что случилось с ним?
- 00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:29,777 Он не ложился спать допоздна три дня подряд, играя в Героя Героина. Давай, Стэн! Ты сделаешь это!
- 00:15:29,797 --> 00:15:48,465 - Чёрт побери, он развалина! - О Боже, я не могу смотреть на это.
- 00:15:48,485 --> 00:16:01,347 - Что ты делаешь? Видео толпа начинает освистывать! - Давайте, ребята. Давайте убираться отсюда.
- 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:09,948 В следующий раз, когда ты приведёшь ко мне какой-либо талант, убедись, что он талантлив.
- 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:25,723 Ты всё испортил! У тебя было всё, и ты всё испортил! Слушай эту видео толпу! Они ненавидят тебя!
- 00:16:30,675 --> 00:16:38,705 - Вот и он! И, ты набрал уже миллион? - Нет, я не набрал миллион очков и не освободил суперзвезду, ясно?
- 00:16:38,725 --> 00:16:43,222 Я покончил с этой глупой игрой! - Да ладно. Как только ты начинаешь играть в Гитарного Героя,
- 00:16:43,242 --> 00:16:47,627 ты не можешь остановиться, пока ты не достигнешь вершины. - Я просто хочу найти что-нибудь ещё поиграть.
- 00:16:47,647 --> 00:16:53,662 Ты играл в Героя Ломки? Тебя преследует большой дракон, и ты продолжаешь убегать от него.
- 00:16:53,664 --> 00:17:03,725 - Я просто хочу хорошую, простую гоночную игру. Понял? - Конечно, малыш. Конечно.
- 00:17:03,745 --> 00:17:09,700 Хорошо, это были Splendifs. А теперь, вот хит, который вы все помните. Это песня, на которой два местных
- 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:20,000 мальчика из четвёртого класса набрали 100 000 баллов в Гитарном Герое. Не знаю, что случилось с этими ребятами. Я предполагаю, что они не играют в эту игру более.
- 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:28,500 ♪ Однажды я поднялся выше шума и смятения. ♪ Просто чтобы увидеть мельком этот мираж.
- 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:40,000 ♪ Я парил всё выше и выше, но я залетел слишком высоко. ♪ Хотя мои глаза могли видеть, что я всё ещё был слеп.
- 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:52,000 ♪ Хотя мой ум мог думать, я всё ещё был безумным человеком. ♪ Я слышу голоса, когда я сплю, я могу слышать, как они говорят:
- 00:17:54,484 --> 00:18:06,323 ♪ Проснулся от звука проливного дождя ♪ Ветер шепчет и мне хочется думать о тебе
- 00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:13,024 ♪ И все слёзы, тобой выплаканные, произносят моё имя ♪ И когда ты нуждалась во мне..
- 00:18:13,024 --> 00:18:18,500 - Кайл, могу я просто поговорить с тобой, ну, на пять минут? - Что ты здесь делаешь?
- 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:27,794 - Пожалуйста, это не займёт много времени. - Проклятье. У нас небольшой перерыв. Вернусь через пять минут.
- 00:18:27,814 --> 00:18:35,337 - Я послушал тебя недолго. Чувак, ты стал играть много лучше. - О, спасибо! Я так ждал твоего одобрения моих способностей!
- 00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:39,436 Смотри, Кайл, игра по-прежнему стоит у меня дома и.. может, мы могли бы пойти попробовать поиграть снова там.
- 00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:45,196 О, вот галантный рыцарь теперь приходит, чтобы спасти меня из недр посредственности! О, спасибо, ваша королевская милость!
- 00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:48,859 - Это вовсе не то. - Ты не понимаешь этого, Стэн! Я могу играть здесь всё, что я хочу.
- 00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:59,500 Я даже бесплатно получаю Frescas. Я не нуждаюсь в тебе больше! - Я знаю. Ты мне нужен. Я думал, что здорово проводил время,
- 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:04,705 потому что я был 'занят' управляющими и.. посещал грандиозные секс и кокаиновые вечеринки, но потом я понял..
- 00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:15,757 Мне было весело, потому что я делал всё это с моим лучшим другом. - Это было очень здорово, не так ли?
- 00:19:15,777 --> 00:19:20,164 - Да. /- Слушай, я сомневаюсь, что мы могли набрать миллион вместе, в любом случае.
- 00:19:20,184 --> 00:19:25,147 Меня не волнует. Я просто хотел играть с тобой снова. Для удовольствия от этого.
- 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:30,994 Я действительно не вижу удовольствия в 'не попытаться' надрать задницу этой игре раз и навсегда!
- 00:19:31,014 --> 00:19:33,247 - Что ты имеешь в виду этим? - Я думаю, что мы можем сделать это, Стэн.
- 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:36,607 Я был близок к миллиону несколько раз сам. - Тогда пойдём, чувак!
- 00:19:36,627 --> 00:19:43,561 О, стой. Стой, я должен играть здесь. Эй, Мик, ты не против, если я отойду на секунду?
- 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:48,834 Давай, убирайся отсюда, парень. Кому нужен твои плач и 'зажигание' здесь, в любом случае?
- 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:54,456 Спасибо, Мик!
- 00:19:54,476 --> 00:20:06,516 - Ладно, чувак, давай сделаем это. Что за чёрт? - Давай, давай. Ты почти достал меня. Поймай меня. Давай.
- 00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:11,376 - Чёрт возьми! Папа, выйди из нашего X-Box! - Подожди, я почти поймал этого дракона.
- 00:20:11,396 --> 00:20:15,392 - Хе-хе, ты почти поймал меня. - Нет, я и Кайл собираемся играть в Гитарного Героя!
- 00:20:15,405 --> 00:20:21,757 - Я могу поймать его! Стой! Куда он идёт теперь? - Ты никогда не поймаешь этого дракона, папа!
- 00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:31,047 - Нет! Нет, я сказал! Я твой отец! Верни её! - Мама, убери папу отсюда!
- 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:33,604 - Прекрати жульничать, Крейг! - Как это жульничать?
- 00:20:33,624 --> 00:20:40,502 - Потому что ты обвёл меня, ты чёрная жопа! - Ребята! Ребята! Они собираются сделать это! /- Что?
- 00:20:40,504 --> 00:20:58,471 - Стэн и Кайл! Они почти набрали миллион в Гитарном Герое и выпустили суперзвезду! /- О, идём! Давайте, пойдём!
- 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:08,174 - Они сделают это! - Они сделали это! - О, мой дорогой И-Иисус!
- 00:21:08,194 --> 00:21:25,486 Вы играли в Гитарного Героя достаточно, чтобы достичь одного миллиона очков! Поздравляем! Вы - Пидрилы. (=Тяжёлая работа.)
- 00:21:25,506 --> 00:21:37,496 - И это всё? - Чёрт побери! Чёрт побери!
- 00:21:37,516 --> 00:21:53,054 - Баттерс, ты хочешь поиграть со мной следующим? - Хорошо, но я буду тем, кто соблазнит тебя после секс- и нарко- вечеринки.
- 00:22:07,996 --> 00:22:14,253 .
- 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:09,885 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,762 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:12,972 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:15,016 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:16,183 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:18,269 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,146 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:21,897 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,274 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:25,234 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:28,237 ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪
- 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,905 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:31,240 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:35,411 ( applause on TV )
- 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,497 ( intro begins )
- 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,499 Yeah! - All right! - Yeah!
- 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,295 Yeah! - All right! - Yeah!
- 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:49,884 Man, you guys are good.
- 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,308 Sharon, what are the boys doing?
- 00:00:57,433 --> 00:00:59,435 Oh, Stan and Kyle bought a new video game together.
- 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,812 They can play guitar now?
- 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,273 No, no, they're just little plastic controllers.
- 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,566 You hit the colored buttons
- 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,693 and it makes the guitar track on the game play.
- 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,528 Oh.
- 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,238 If they spent half the time learning a real instrument
- 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,531 as they do playing that game
- 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,575 who knows what they could accomplish?
- 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,619 Hey, yeah.
- 00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:21,040 Oh, yeah! - Yeah! - All right, all right!
- 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,249 Dude, listen to that video crowd!
- 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,918 They love us!
- 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:26,170 ( cheering )
- 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,130 So you boys like this music, huh?
- 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,757 Yeah, dude, it's <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,050 Stan and Kyle are really good at it.
- 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:34,136 Well, you kids wanna see something really cool?
- 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,055 Check this out.
- 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:42,144 ( intro with lots of reverb )
- 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:47,566 ♪ Once I rose above the noise and confusion ♪
- 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:52,154 ♪ Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion ♪
- 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:55,616 ♪ I was soaring ever higher ♪
- 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:59,662 ♪ But I flew too high ♪
- 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:00,871 ♪ Though my eyes could see-- ♪
- 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,414 Dad, Dad!
- 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:03,624 What are you doing?
- 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:06,043 I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar.
- 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,003 You want me to teach you boys how?
- 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:11,632 Uh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh.
- 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:12,925 Yeah, that's stupid, Dad.
- 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:16,220 But... But this is real.
- 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,264 Real guitars are for old people.
- 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:19,431 Do you mind, sir?
- 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:22,184 We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play.
- 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:30,109 All right, let's try to score 60,000 points this time!
- 00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,611 Yeah! - Yeah! - Go, go! - Yeah!
- 00:02:48,586 --> 00:02:50,212 Are you ready to rock?
- 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:54,925 ♪ Carry on my wayward son ♪
- 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:58,721 ♪ There'll be peace when you are done ♪
- 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,349 ♪ Lay your weary head to rest ♪
- 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:05,769 ♪ Don't you cry no more ♪
- 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:09,148 ( flubbing notes )
- 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:14,195 ( booing )
- 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,615 ( booing )
- 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,503 They're gonna do it!
- 00:03:31,629 --> 00:03:34,006 Come on, guys, 100,000 points!
- 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,759 Cartman, shut up, we're concentrating!
- 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:44,308 Yeah! - All right! - Yeah! - Yeah!
- 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,267 We did it!
- 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,103 ( man ) You have broken 100,000 points!
- 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,193 Dude, we are total rock stars now!
- 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,653 You're not rock stars!
- 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,863 It's just a stupid plastic controller!
- 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,698 ( doorbell ringing ) Hang on.
- 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:02,493 Stan Marsh?
- 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:03,953 Yeah?
- 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,747 I'm Charles Kincade from the Kincade Talent Agency.
- 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,123 I heard you just broke
- 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:10,376 100,000 points on <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:04:10,501 --> 00:04:12,253 Yeah, we did!
- 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:13,712 Well, I'm impressed.
- 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,047 And I'd like to be your manager.
- 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:17,383 Wow, really?!
- 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:20,427 Dude, dude, Kyle, this guy wants to be our manager!
- 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,553 No way!
- 00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:23,013 For reals?
- 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,015 Scoring 100,000 points is impressive,
- 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,600 but I think with the right label behind you,
- 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:29,019 I think you boys could make a million points.
- 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:31,146 That'd be awesome!
- 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:34,149 So we're in business then?
- 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,318 ♪ But I hear the voices say ♪
- 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:41,115 ♪ Carry on my wayward son ♪
- 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,785 ♪ There'll be peace when you are done ♪
- 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,203 ♪ Lay you weary head to rest... ♪
- 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,330 Well, what do you think?
- 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,581 I like it.
- 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,250 That's these boys playing?
- 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,002 No, that's <i>Kansas.</i>
- 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,713 But these boys scored 100,000 points to it
- 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:59,466 on "expert level" in co-op mode.
- 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,968 That's pretty Goddamned impressive.
- 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:05,306 All right, we'll sign them to a one-year deal.
- 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:06,724 Yes, you did it, boys!
- 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:09,977 Listen, boys, I'm having a huge celebrity party
- 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:11,228 at my giant mansion tonight.
- 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:14,857 Why don't you come as my honorary new artists.
- 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,692 Cool! Cool!
- 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,782 ( giggling )
- 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,409 Snnififffff!
- 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,621 Wow, this is a huge party!
- 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:32,666 Oh, yes, all the biggest stars in Colorado are here.
- 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,668 Dude, dude, that's Ron Zappolo from Channel Four News!
- 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,211 Wow!
- 00:05:36,337 --> 00:05:38,047 And look over there that's that Jake Jabs guy
- 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,132 from <i>American Furniture Warehouse commercials</i>!
- 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:43,302 Everyone, everyone, this is Stan and Kyle.
- 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,263 They just broke 100,000 points on <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,474 ( murmurs & applause )
- 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:49,933 Please enjoy yourselves.
- 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,311 There's lots more coke and sex in the house.
- 00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,855 Dude, dude, that's Jay Cutler over there.
- 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,106 Quarterback for the Denver <i>Broncos.</i>
- 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,608 Oh, my God!
- 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,026 Would you boys like to meet him?
- 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,694 Are you serious?!
- 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,821 Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle.
- 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,157 They broke 100,000 points on <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,283 Wow, really?!
- 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:07,659 Nice to meet you guys!
- 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:08,994 Nice to meet you!
- 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,162 I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says
- 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,039 you might be good some day!
- 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,540 Thanks.
- 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,125 Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere?
- 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,835 You boys know Tom Shane
- 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,796 from <i>The Shane Company</i> diamond store commercials?
- 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:19,838 Do we?!
- 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:20,714 He's a legend!
- 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,591 You remember these boys, Tom.
- 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,967 They're gonna break a million points live
- 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:26,053 at the video arcade in a few weeks.
- 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,013 That would be impressive.
- 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,265 Dude, we've arrived.
- 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,601 We're super-awesome and cool.
- 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:36,939 Yeah, life is finally going to not suck so hard for us.
- 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:42,027 ( rocking hard to "cherry pie" )
- 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:51,620 All right, nice rehearsal, boys.
- 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,122 Dude, I totally miffed that middle part!
- 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,373 Did you see that?!
- 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:55,332 Yeah, dude, that's almost impossible.
- 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,000 That was real cool, kids.
- 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,836 Hey, Kyle, there's a different controller
- 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,797 in my car that might work better for you.
- 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:02,923 Why don't you go with Jim
- 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,216 and he'll help you find it.
- 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,676 Oh, okay, cool.
- 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,513 You've got real potential, kid.
- 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,598 I have no doubt you can break a million.
- 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:12,850 Really? That'd be sweet.
- 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,226 I think <i>you</i> could.
- 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,729 But as for your friend-- well, to be honest,
- 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:18,897 I think he's holding you back.
- 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,232 What-- you mean Kyle?
- 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,109 Look, you score a lot higher than him.
- 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,027 There's no question who the better one is.
- 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,779 I wanna put you with some other players,
- 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,114 find a partner for you
- 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:28,699 who can really help you max your score.
- 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,827 But Kyle and I always play together.
- 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,579 We both chipped in for the game system.
- 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,205 That's very honorable.
- 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,206 But you know where loyalty gets you
- 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,250 in a game like <i>Guitar Hero</i>?
- 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,668 Nowheres.
- 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,837 Just listen to that video crowd.
- 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,338 ( cheering )
- 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:44,965 I haven't heard a video crowd
- 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,216 go that wild in a long time.
- 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,844 You've got a chance to score a million points,
- 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,471 and I'd hate to see you throw it away
- 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,639 because you're worried about your friend's feelings.
- 00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,353 You're gonna love this kid, Stan.
- 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:00,022 He's one of the best
- 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,482 <i>Guitar Hero</i> players I've ever seen.
- 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,900 Except for you, of course.
- 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:06,069 Ah, Thad!
- 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,280 Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis.
- 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,282 's up?
- 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:11,783 Thad here has backed up a lot of
- 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,285 really great <i>Guitar Hero</i> players.
- 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,495 Isn't that right, Thad?
- 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,288 Yup.
- 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,582 He doesn't even need a game system to play on.
- 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,000 He can play <i>Guitar Hero</i> acoustically.
- 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,295 Yeah, but can he play Buckethead on expert level?
- 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,005 Go ahead, Thad,
- 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,298 show 'em what you can do.
- 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,469 Check this out.
- 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,347 ( buttons clicking )
- 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,105 Pretty damn good, huh?
- 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:43,148 Yeah, that's pretty good.
- 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,235 But can you play "John the Fisherman"?
- 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,322 ( buttons clicking )
- 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,327 Stan, with this kid backing you,
- 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,497 you're gonna make <i>Guitar Hero</i> history.
- 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,085 Oh, I love this song!
- 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,379 ( all clapping in rhythm )
- 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,306 All right! Yeah! Yeah, cool!
- 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,850 ( doin' some hard riffs )
- 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,647 Wow-wee, look at 'em go!
- 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,276 Hey, dude, how's it...
- 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:33,282 Kyle...
- 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,367 I... I thought you were sick.
- 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,786 Uh-oh!
- 00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,205 Who is this?
- 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,583 This is, um, Thad Jarvis.
- 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,252 's up?
- 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,129 What... What's going on, Stan?
- 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,298 Kyle, I was gonna tell you later.
- 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,508 Mr. Kincade thinks I should play with Thad for a while.
- 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,302 But it's <i>our</i> game, we bought it together.
- 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,261 I know, and I wanna be fair about it
- 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,472 so I'll buy you out of your part.
- 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:58,890 Buy me out?!
- 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,267 What are you saying?!
- 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,351 What makes you so high and mighty
- 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,644 you can buy me out?!
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,187 Don't put this all on me, Kyle.
- 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,481 Oh, my God, this is so awesome. ( slurp )
- 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,400 You were the one that's been blowing off
- 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,318 playing after midnight,
- 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,402 not playing 'cause you were sick.
- 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,653 I have been sick!
- 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,071 Look, the point is I'm never gonna break
- 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,072 a million points playing with you.
- 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,575 You know that's true.
- 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:20,495 I guess I didn't realize it was just about the points.
- 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,422 Dude, this game rules.
- 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,507 Let's just do this, all right?
- 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,676 ( rockin' hard )
- 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,979 Hey, you're the kid I sold the <i>Guitar Hero</i> game to.
- 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,189 How are you liking it?
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,149 It's okay, I guess.
- 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,359 But I need some game guides for it.
- 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,110 My manager and producer set up this live thing
- 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,278 at the video arcade
- 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,821 where I'm supposed to break a million
- 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,115 in front of everybody and I'm stressing out.
- 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,368 Yeah, <i>Guitar Hero</i> can be stressful.
- 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,954 But, you know, maybe instead of a game guide,
- 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,247 you should just buy another game
- 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:07,042 to kind of ease the stress.
- 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,543 Huh?
- 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,214 Have you ever heard of "Heroin Hero"?
- 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,465 "Heroin Hero"?
- 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,966 It's a way easier game.
- 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,385 All you do is run around a magical forest
- 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:17,969 and shoot simulated heroin.
- 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,221 You could call it
- 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,473 the ultimate first-person shooter.
- 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,059 And there's no score? No crowds?
- 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,186 No, man, all you do is run through the pretty forest
- 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,271 and chase a big dragon.
- 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,190 But you don't ever catch the dragon.
- 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:33,694 You just keep chasing it.
- 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,073 Chase me!
- 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,574 Come on, this way!
- 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,868 Shoot up more, then you can catch me!
- 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,495 Come on!
- 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,288 Dude, this is awesome.
- 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,255 How are they coming?
- 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,631 No worries, Mr. Hart.
- 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,591 They'll be ready for the big show in a few days.
- 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:57,718 They better be.
- 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,095 I paid good money to rent this place out.
- 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,724 ♪ I wanna be sedated... ♪ ( flubbing notes )
- 00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,350 Ugh, damn it.
- 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,643 Dude, 's up?
- 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:07,894 Did you practice last night?
- 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,146 Yeah, I practiced last night!
- 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,689 Just shut up and play!
- 00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:11,857 ♪ ... I can't control my fingers ♪
- 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:13,483 ♪ I can't control my brain... ♪
- 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,526 No, no, you know what?
- 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,652 Screw this!
- 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,903 I'm not playing this song.
- 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,739 Why did you pick this stupid song?!
- 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,615 Stan, it's the song we all agreed you would play.
- 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,451 Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
- 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,535 We're changing the song to Cheap Trick.
- 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,619 No way.
- 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,829 I hate that that bubble-gum crap.
- 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,039 Yeah, well, you're not the leader, are you, Thad?!
- 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,375 We play the music I wanna play!
- 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,544 Stan, why are you so grumpy-grouchy?
- 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,670 We're playing what I want.
- 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,422 Now select a different song!
- 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,758 Yeah, well, how about this one?
- 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,176 ♪ I quit ♪
- 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,594 ♪ I quit I quit I quit ♪
- 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:41,845 ♪ I quit I quit I quit ♪
- 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,680 ♪ I quit I quit I quit ♪
- 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,056 You know what-- that's great with me, Thad,
- 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,767 'cause I don't need you to break a million points.
- 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,226 I never did!
- 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,270 Stan, what is the matter with you?
- 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,563 I just wanna play alone, all right?
- 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,023 I can't concentrate with
- 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,232 all of these assholes riding me all the time.
- 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,067 What is this?
- 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,361 Man.
- 00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,405 Are you playing "Heroin Hero"?
- 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,615 Just a little.
- 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,326 No, nobody plays "Heroin Hero" a little.
- 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,329 You know you never catch the dragon.
- 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,580 I know, but it mellows me out, okay?
- 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,041 You better pull your act together.
- 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,542 Because now you're gonna have to break a million points
- 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,338 and unlock superstardom solo.
- 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,547 No problem.
- 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,259 ♪...That cuts you the wound heals ♪
- 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,719 ♪ But the scar ♪
- 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:27,682 ♪ That scar remains... ♪
- 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:31,728 ♪ ( guitar solo ) ♪
- 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,276 Hey, beat it, kid.
- 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,402 We wanna play now!
- 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,403 I'm not done yet.
- 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,905 Hey, I know you.
- 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,114 You're Kyle Broflovski.
- 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,199 Didn't you used to have your own
- 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,492 <i>Guitar Hero</i> game system?
- 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,035 No, you're thinking of somebody else.
- 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,286 Yeah, sure.
- 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,788 He's the kid that scored 100,000 points.
- 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,706 How come you're playing here now?
- 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,208 Look, just go ahead and play, all right?
- 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,377 Leave me alone.
- 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,464 Can I get a <i>Fresca</i> please?
- 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,553 You're good at that game, kid.
- 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,722 Too good to be playing it in a dump like this.
- 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,516 Yeah, well...
- 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,476 I can't really afford to play anymore anyway.
- 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:12,978 I'm about out of quarters.
- 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,898 Well, look, maybe I could use some extra music
- 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,651 playing through this thing on the weekends nights.
- 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,028 You come in, work around here a little,
- 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,865 and maybe you can play it for free.
- 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,741 I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mick,
- 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,410 but I ain't a charity case yet.
- 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,412 Ehh, charity case.
- 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,081 I'm just trying to help out a kid who's a little...
- 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,416 Down on his luck is all.
- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,210 Thanks, Mick.
- 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,504 Catch me!
- 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,590 Come on, catch me!
- 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,174 ( knocking )
- 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,426 What's wrong? ( doorbell ringing )
- 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:45,760 Follow me, come on!
- 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,679 Marsh?
- 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,140 Stan, you got-- Oh, my God!
- 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,225 Get up! Stan, wake up!
- 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,602 Huh, what?
- 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,603 You're going on in ten minutes!
- 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,438 Everybody is coming to see you!
- 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,772 The dragon, where did it go?
- 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,149 ( smack, smack )
- 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,192 You gotta pull it together!
- 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,863 Pull it together, Goddamn it!
- 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,951 Thank you for coming to Gamecraft Arcade
- 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,412 to watch Stan Marsh break a million points
- 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,748 and unlock superstardom!
- 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:18,001 !eahah! Let's goh! !eahah! Let's goh!
- 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,127 Go, Stan!
- 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:19,794 All right, Stan, you got it, man!
- 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,421 Yeah, Stan!
- 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,089 Dude, what's the matter with him?
- 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,299 He's been up for three days straight
- 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,467 playing "Heroin Hero."
- 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,638 Come on, Stan, you got it!
- 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,306 Goddamn it, he's a mess!
- 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,810 ( flubbing notes )
- 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,189 ♪ No point in asking ♪
- 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,776 ♪ There'll be no reply... ♪
- 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:46,237 Oh, man, I can't watch this.
- 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,530 ( video crowd booing )
- 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,741 What are you doing?!
- 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,993 The video crowd is starting to boo!
- 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,036 ( booing )
- 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,623 Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
- 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:58,875 ♪ We're so pretty ♪
- 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,961 ♪ I'm so pretty... ♪
- 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,797 The next time you bring me some talent,
- 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:06,466 make sure they're talented.
- 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,843 Agh!
- 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,179 You blew it!
- 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,014 You had it all and you blew it!
- 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,349 Listen to that video crowd!
- 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,850 They hate you!
- 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,728 ( booing )
- 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,900 ( muffled druggie booing )
- 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,283 There he is!
- 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:35,453 So did you break a million yet?
- 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,871 No, I didn't break a million points
- 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,581 and unlock superstardom,
- 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:39,708 all right, I'm done with that stupid game.
- 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,334 Aw, come on.
- 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,836 Once you start playing <i>Guitar Hero,</i>
- 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,879 you can't stop 'til you reach the top.
- 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,798 I just wanna find something else to play.
- 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:50,218 Have you played "Rehab Hero"?
- 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,303 You get chased by a big dragon
- 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,888 but you keep running away from it.
- 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,890 I just want a nice, simple driving game.
- 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:56,891 How's that?
- 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,560 Sure, kid, sure.
- 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,104 ( lame song playing )
- 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,565 ♪ Forever and ever... ♪
- 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,859 ( radio DJ ) All right, that was the <i>Splindiffs.</i>
- 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,318 And now here's a hit you all remember.
- 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,362 It's the song that two local fourth grade boys
- 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:13,116 scored 100,000 points to on <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,202 Don't know whatever happened to those boys.
- 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,873 I guess they're not playing the game anymore.
- 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,543 ♪ Once I rose above the noise and confusion ♪
- 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:27,505 ♪ Just to get a glimpse behind this illusion ♪
- 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,509 ♪ I was soaring ever higher ♪
- 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,387 ♪ But I flew too high ♪
- 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,265 ♪ Though my eyes could see ♪
- 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,392 ♪ I still was a blind man ♪
- 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,226 ♪ Though my mind can think ♪
- 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,146 ♪ I still was a mad man ♪
- 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,107 ♪ I hear the voices when I'm dreaming ♪
- 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,150 ( engine revving )
- 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,611 ♪ I can hear them say ♪
- 00:17:55,533 --> 00:18:00,163 ♪ Woke up to the sounds of pouring rain ♪
- 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,332 ♪ The wind will whisper ♪
- 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,794 ♪ And I think of you ♪
- 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,837 ♪ And all the tears you cried ♪
- 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,298 ♪ They call my name ♪
- 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,051 ♪ And when you needed me... ♪
- 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,844 Kyle, could I just talk to you for like five minutes?
- 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,722 What are you doing here?
- 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,599 Please, it won't take long.
- 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,518 Goddamn it.
- 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,644 We're gonna take a short break.
- 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,394 Be back in five.
- 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,104 ♪ When love went blind ♪
- 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:27,565 ♪ And you would make me see... ♪
- 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,025 I was listening to you for a while.
- 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,360 Dude, you've gotten a lot better.
- 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,694 Oh, thank you!
- 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:32,862 I was so eagerly awaiting
- 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,489 your approval of my abilities!
- 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,158 Look, Kyle, the game is still set up at my house.
- 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,202 Maybe we could go try playing it again over there.
- 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,912 Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me
- 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413 from the bowels of mediocrity!
- 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,958 Oh, thank you, your royal Lordship!
- 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,251 That isn't it at all.
- 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:47,544 You don't get it, Stan!
- 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,253 I can play here all I want!
- 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,046 I even get free <i>Frescas.</i>
- 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,965 I don't need you anymore.
- 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,467 I know.
- 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,178 I need you.
- 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,221 I thought I was having a great time
- 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,431 because I was getting signed by managers
- 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,475 and going to big sex and coke parties,
- 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,019 but then I realized I was having fun
- 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,688 because I was doing all of that
- 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,023 with my best friend.
- 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,946 It was pretty fun, wasn't it?
- 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,865 Yeah.
- 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,576 Look, I doubt we could break a million together anyway.
- 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,619 I don't care.
- 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,705 I'd just like to play with you again...
- 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,039 For the fun of it.
- 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,624 I don't really see the fun in...
- 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:30,712 Not trying to kick that games ass once and for all.
- 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,921 You mean it?!
- 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,339 I think we can do it, Stan!
- 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,924 I've been close to a million a few times by myself!
- 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,384 Let's go, dude!
- 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,180 Oh, wait-- wait, I'm supposed to play here.
- 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,140 Hey, Mick, would you mind
- 00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,516 if I just stepped out for a--
- 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,809 Go on, get out of here, kid.
- 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,061 Who needs your wailin'
- 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,730 and rockin' around here anyways?
- 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,857 Thanks, Mick.
- 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,737 All right, dude, let's do this.
- 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,739 What the hell?
- 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,490 Ah-ahhhhhhh...
- 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,161 Come on, come on!
- 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:04,078 You almost got me!
- 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:05,538 Catch me!
- 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,414 Come on!
- 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,457 Aw, Goddamn it!
- 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,666 Dad, get off our <i>X-Box.</i>
- 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,960 Hang on, I almost caught the dragon!
- 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,254 You almost got me.
- 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,006 No, me and Kyle are gonna play <i>Guitar Hero.</i>
- 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:15,924 I can get him!
- 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:16,925 Wait!
- 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,259 Where's he going now?!
- 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,179 You don't ever catch the dragon, Dad!
- 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,014 No!
- 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:23,848 "No," I said!
- 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,016 I am your father!
- 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,226 Put it back on!
- 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:28,436 Mom, will you get Dad out of here?
- 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,814 Ugh, stop cheating, Craig!
- 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,024 How was that cheating?
- 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,109 'Cause you tricked me, you black asshole!
- 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,320 Fellas, fellas!
- 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,613 They're gonna do it! What?
- 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,115 Stan and Kyle,
- 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,826 they're about to break a million on <i>Guitar Hero</i>
- 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,037 and unlock superstardom!
- 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,373 Oh, let's go! - Come on!
- 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,469 They're gonna do it!
- 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,723 They did it!
- 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,892 Oh, my sweet j-Jesus!
- 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,895 ( man ) You have played <i>Guitar Hero</i> enough
- 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,022 to reach one million points!
- 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,857 Congratulations!
- 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,405 ( crowd cheering )
- 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,537 That's it?
- 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,496 Goddamn it.
- 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,790 Goddamn it.
- 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,295 ( door opens and slams )
- 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,798 Butters, you wanna play me next?
- 00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,049 Okay.
- 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,426 But I get to be the one that betrays you
- 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,803 after the sex and drugs party!
- 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,500 Все события и персонажи в этом мультфильме - даже те, что основаны на реальных людях - вымышлены. Все голоса знаменитостей сымитированы ... убого. Данный мультфильм содержит нецензурные выражения и из-за своего содержания вообще не предназначен к просмотру. Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
- 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:10,590 Перевод - Gannibal Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
- 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,600 Тайминг - Hotspirit aka Prizrak Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
- 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:51,480 А у вас неплохо получается
- 00:00:55,350 --> 00:00:57,600 Шэрон, чем занимаются мальчики?
- 00:00:57,610 --> 00:00:59,610 Стэн и Кайл купили вместе новую видео игру.
- 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:02,190 Они могут играть на гитаре?
- 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:07,190 Нет, нет, это просто пластиковые джойстики. Только нажимаешь на цветные кнопки так, чтобы гитара играла то, что выдает геймплей.
- 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,040 А-а-а
- 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:13,940 Не обязательно учиться играть сразу на настоящей гитаре, а сейчас пока они играют в игру, кто знает, что им удастся.
- 00:01:14,740 --> 00:01:16,240 И то правда...
- 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,940 Чувак, только глянь на эту видеотолпу, они нас любят!
- 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:27,740 Так вам, мальчики, нравится эта музыка?
- 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:29,740 Да чувак, это же GuitarHero.
- 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,420 У Стэна и Кайла отлично получается!
- 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:35,740 Мальчики, хотите увидеть что-то действительно клевое? тогда глядите сюда.
- 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,730 Пап, ПАП! Что ты делаешь?
- 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:07,240 Я умею играть много таких песен. Хотите, и вас научу?
- 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,340 Эта отстой, мистер Марш.
- 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:12,740 Да, пап, это глупо.
- 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:15,740 Но...Но она же настоящая!
- 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,740 Настоящие гитары - для стариков.
- 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,340 Вы не против, сэр, - мы хотим смотреть, как Кайл и Стэн играют.
- 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:27,840 Окей, давайте теперь попробуем набрать 60 тысяч очков.
- 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,840 Готов зажигать?
- 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:19,840 Игра окончена. Полный отстой!
- 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:30,890 Они это сделают!
- 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:33,230 Ну же парни, 100 тысяч очков!
- 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,200 Картман заткнись, мы стараемся сконцентрироваться!
- 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,230 Получилось!
- 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,500 Вы заработали 100 тысяч очков!
- 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,620 Да вы рок-звезды!
- 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,740 Чувак, мы с тобой теперь рок-звезды!
- 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,740 Нифига не рок-звезды! Это просто тупой пластиковый джойстик!
- 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,230 Подожди-ка.
- 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,620 Стэн Марш?
- 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,730 Угу.
- 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:10,740 Я Чарльз Кинки из агенства талантов Кинки. Я слышал, что вы набрали 100 тысяч очков на GuitarHero?
- 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,240 Да, именно так!
- 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:15,240 Ну-с, я впечатлен, и я хотел бы стать вашим менеджером.
- 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:16,740 Что, правда?
- 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,240 Чувак, чувак! Кайл, этот парень хочет стать нашим менеджером!
- 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:21,330 Неправда!
- 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,590 Что, правда что ли?
- 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:29,240 100 тысяч очков - это впечатляет, но я думаю, что с помощью нужной компании вы, ребята, сможете и 1 миллион сделать.
- 00:04:29,740 --> 00:04:30,740 Это будет шикарно!
- 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:32,740 Ну-с, по рукам?
- 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:47,740 Ну, что вы думаете?
- 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,240 Мне нравится. Это эти мальчики играют?
- 00:04:51,410 --> 00:04:58,170 Нет, это Kansas, но эти парни заработали 100 тысяч очков на экспертном уровне сложности в режиме Co-op.
- 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,340 Это, черт возьми, впечатляет!
- 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:05,740 Заключим с ними контракт.
- 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:07,240 Да! У вас получилось, мальчики!
- 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:10,730 Слушайте: у меня дома будет большая вечеринка знаменитостей сегодня вечером.
- 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:15,140 Почему бы вам туда не зайти как моим новым партнерам?
- 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,240 Зашибись!
- 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:29,740 Даа, большая вечеринка...
- 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:32,470 О да, все известнейшие звезды всего Колорадо сегодня здесь.
- 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:34,810 Смотри! Это тот чувак из новостей!
- 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:39,620 Вау, а ты только посмтри туда - там парень из рекламы!
- 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:46,290 Эй, все! Это Стэн и Кайл, они только что заработали 100 тысяч очков на GuitarHero.
- 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:51,720 Пожалуйста, развлекайтесь. В доме есть еще кокаин и секс.
- 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:56,430 Чувак, вон сидит тот самый из команды Денвера.
- 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,440 Бог ты мой!
- 00:05:57,630 --> 00:05:59,440 Хотите с ним пообщаться, мальчики?
- 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,540 Вы это серьезно?
- 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,940 Познакомься: это Стэн и Кайл, они набрали 100 тысяч очков в GuitarHero.
- 00:06:05,820 --> 00:06:07,440 Ух ты, правда? Приятно познакомиться, парни.
- 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:11,440 Это нам приятно! В смысле, ты плохой игрок, но мой отец говорит, что когда-нибудь научишься.
- 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:12,940 Спасибо...
- 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:14,940 Алекс, ты нигде не видел моей жены?
- 00:06:15,170 --> 00:06:18,940 Вы, ребята, уже знаете Тома Шина из рекламы магазинов алмазов Шин.
- 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,990 А то! Он же легенда.
- 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:25,940 Запомни этих ребят, Том. Они в прямом эфире побьют рекорд в 1 миллион очков через несколько недель.
- 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,940 Это будет что-то!
- 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:32,440 Чувак, мы на месте. Мы супер-пупер крутые и шикарные.
- 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,200 Да, жизнь наконец стала не такой отстойной по отношению к нам.
- 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:48,740 Жжете!
- 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,420 Отлично, хорошая попытка, мальчики.
- 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,140 Чувак, я полностью пропустил ту часть, ты видел?
- 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:55,240 Как же я мог не заметить?
- 00:06:55,340 --> 00:07:01,080 Ребята, это было действительно круто. Кайл, у меня для тебя в машине лежит другой джойстик, который может быть лучше для тебя.
- 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:04,080 Почему бы тебе не пойти с Джимом и не поискать его?
- 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,240 Окей, круто.
- 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,740 У тебя определенно есть потенциал. Я уверен, ты заработаешь 1 миллион очков.
- 00:07:11,940 --> 00:07:13,030 Правда? Это отлично!
- 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,950 Я думаю, ты бы смог... А вот насчет твоего дружка....
- 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,960 Ну, честно говоря, я думаю, что он тебя тормозит.
- 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,240 Что это значит? Кайл?
- 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:24,190 Слушай, ты зарабатываешь намного больше очков, чем он. И ясно, кто из вас лучший.
- 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,730 Я хотел бы, чтоб ты играл с другим партнером.
- 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:28,740 Нужно найти партнероа, который действительно поможет тебе увеличить количество очков.
- 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,040 Но Кайл и я всегда играем вместе.
- 00:07:32,140 --> 00:07:34,040 Мы вместе скидывались на приставку.
- 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:38,540 Это все замечательно, но знаешь к чему тебя приведет эта преданность в такой игре как GuitarHero?
- 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,840 Ни к чему. Ты только послушай эту видеотолпу!
- 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:46,540 Давно я не слышал, чтобы толпа так сходила с ума.
- 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,530 У тебя есть шанс заработать 1 миллион очков.
- 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:53,040 И мне не хочется говорить, что ты проиграл из-за того, что боялся причинить боль чувствам своего друга.
- 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:59,030 Тебе лн обязательно понравится, Стэн.
- 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:02,940 Он один из лучших GuitarHero игроков я когда-либо видел, ну за исключением тебя, конечно же.
- 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:04,440 А вот и он.
- 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,240 Стэн Марш, это Тед Джарвисс.
- 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,530 Привет.
- 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:13,040 Тед уделал многих великих GuitarHero игроков, ведь так?
- 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:16,540 Угу.
- 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,030 Ему даже не нужна приставка, чтобы играть.
- 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,040 Он может играть в GuitarHero акустически.
- 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:23,440 А он сможет сыграть Pockethead на экспертном уровне сложности?
- 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,440 Ну что ж, начинай, покажи ему на что ты способен.
- 00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:29,740 Смотри сюда.
- 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:42,590 Черт возьми, неплохо, да?
- 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,340 Ага, нормально.
- 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,440 А Яна-рыбака можешь?
- 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,040 Стэн, с этим парнем вы войдете в историю GuitarHero.
- 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,040 Эй, а мне нравится эта песня.
- 00:09:21,540 --> 00:09:23,040 Уау, вы только посмотрите.
- 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,740 Эй чувак, как насчет...
- 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:31,140 Кайл?
- 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,540 Я...Я думал ты болеешь..
- 00:09:39,140 --> 00:09:40,040 Это вообще кто?
- 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,540 Это...эммм...Тэд Джарвисс.
- 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,340 Привет.
- 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,540 Что...что происходит, Стэн?
- 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:48,930 Кайл, да я хотел тебе позже сказать...
- 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,540 Мистер Кинки сказал, что мне нужно некоторое время поиграть с Тэдом.
- 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:53,790 Но ведь это наша игра, мы купили ее вместе.
- 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:56,280 Да я знаю. Чтобы быть честным я...
- 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:57,530 Верну тебе твои деньги.
- 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:59,170 Вернешь деньги?
- 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:02,790 Чего ты мелешь? С чего ты взял, что ты можешь так поступить?
- 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,640 Не перекладывай все на меня, Кайл!
- 00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,360 Бог ты мой, это так шика-а-арно.
- 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:10,540 Это ты отказался играть после полуночи потому, что болел.
- 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,690 Но я и в правду болел!
- 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:15,720 Мне никогда не удастся набрать 1 миллион очков играя с тобой. И ты это знаешь.
- 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:19,690 Мне кажется, я не думал, что все дело в очках.
- 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,790 Чувак, это офигенная игра...
- 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:31,540 Давай просто сделаем это, окей?
- 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:47,910 Эй, да ты же тот парень, которому я продал GuiterHero. Как она тебе?
- 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:50,960 Все в порядке, но мне нужно парочку гидов на нее.
- 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:55,950 Мой менеджер и продюсер сказал, что я должен набрать 1 миллион очков на шоу в прямом эфире.
- 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,810 Это так напрягает.
- 00:10:57,310 --> 00:10:59,610 Даа, GuitarHero действительно сложна.
- 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:02,710 Но подумай: может быть вместо какого-нибудь гида...
- 00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:07,010 лучше купить какую-нибудь другую игру, чтобы как бы снять стресс?
- 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:08,550 Чево?
- 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:11,710 Когда-нибудь слышал о HeroineHero?
- 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:13,710 Как? HeroineHero?
- 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:18,510 Эта игра много легче. Все что нужно это бежать за магической силой и колоться героином.
- 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:21,510 Это игру можно назвать первоклассным FPS.
- 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,410 И никаких очков и толп?
- 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:28,160 Нет, чувак, все что нужно делать это гнаться за волшебным драконом через прекрасный лес.
- 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:30,330 Но его никогда не поймать.
- 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,750 Просто догоняешь и догоняешь...
- 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:37,910 Поймай меня.
- 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:38,810 Нууу же.
- 00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:39,810 Сюда!
- 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,710 Ширнись, и сможешь меня догнать!
- 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:42,510 Нуу же.
- 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:44,810 Чувак, шикарная игра...
- 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:53,210 Ну как?
- 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,860 Не волнуйтесь, они будут готовы к шоу через несколько дней.
- 00:11:57,010 --> 00:12:00,110 Им же лучше, я плачу огромные деньги за аренду этого места.
- 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,510 Тваю ж мать.
- 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,910 Чувак, в чем дело? Ты занимался ночью?
- 00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:10,490 Да, чувак, я тренировался, а теперь заткнись и играй.
- 00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,530 Нет, нет, знаете что, стойте.
- 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,410 Я не умею играть эту песню. Зачем вы ее выбрали?
- 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,940 Стэн, это та самая песня, которую мы все вместе решили, что вы будете играть.
- 00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,360 Ну что же, я передумал.
- 00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,150 Мы меняем эту песню на Cheaptrack.
- 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,940 Нифига, я ненавижу это дерьмо.
- 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,050 Да? А ты и не главный тут, не так ли, Тэд? Мы играем то, что я захочу!
- 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,810 Стэн, с чего ты так разворчался?
- 00:12:32,870 --> 00:12:35,000 Мы играем то, что я хочу, а я выбрал другую песню.
- 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,390 Да? А как насчет этого: я ухожу!
- 00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:43,110 Ухожу, ухожу, ухожу...
- 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:48,110 Да и ладно, потому что ты мне не нужен, чтобы набрать миллион очков, и никогда не был нужен.
- 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,310 Стэн, да что с тобой случилось?
- 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:54,160 Я просто хочу играть сам, и чтобы всякие придурки мне постоянно не мешали сконцентрироваться!
- 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:55,740 А это что за?
- 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:57,800 Черт...
- 00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:00,380 Ты что, играешь в HeroineHero?
- 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:01,610 Ну так, чуток...
- 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:07,180 Никто никогда не играть в HeroineHero ЧУТЬ-ЧУТЬ! Дракона нельзя поймать!
- 00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:09,210 Да знаю я, но это помогает мне расслабиться, ясно?
- 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:16,110 Тебе бы лучше взять себя в руки, потому что теперь тебе придется набрать миллион очков соло!
- 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:17,680 Да без проблем.
- 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:39,310 Эй ты, теперь мы хотим поиграть!
- 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,340 Я еще не закончил.
- 00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:45,470 Эй, да я ж тебя знаю. Ты Кайл Брофловски. Разве у тебя не было собственной приставки GuitarHero?
- 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,080 Нет, это кто-то другой, а не я.
- 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,780 Да эт точно он, тот пацан что набрал 100 тысяч очков!
- 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:51,290 А чево эт ты играешь теперь тут?
- 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,690 Да ладно, играйте уж, окей?
- 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:56,060 Оставьте меня в покое.
- 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:58,990 Fresco, пожалуйста.
- 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:07,510 А ты хорошо играешь парень. Слишком хорошо, чтобы играть на таком стремном аппарате как этот.
- 00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:13,700 Ну что же, у меня все равно денег больше нету. Так, немного осталось.
- 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:19,740 Ну, может быть, мне нужна будет дополнительная музыка вечером во время уик-енда.
- 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:24,880 Придешь, поиграешь немного на публику, и может быть поиграешь еще бесплатно.
- 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,610 Я конечно польщен вашим предложением, но мне не до благотворительности.
- 00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:35,430 Да какая еще благотворительность? Я просто хочу помочь парню, который подавлен неудачей...
- 00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:36,610 Благодарю, Мик.
- 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,710 Поймай меня, ну же, поймай меня!
- 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,810 Что такое? Давай за мной, ну же!
- 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:50,720 Марш? Стэн? Бог ты мой!!
- 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,610 Вставай, Стэн! Очнись же!
- 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:53,580 А? что?
- 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,610 Ты выступаешь через 10 минут! Придут все, чтобы посмотреть на тебя!
- 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,410 Дракон! Куда он полетел?
- 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:00,590 Ты должен взять себя в руки!
- 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:03,990 Да прийди ты в себя, черт тя подери!
- 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:14,630 Спасибо всем за то, что пришли посмотреть как Стэн Марш наберет миллион очков !
- 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:18,490 Вперед, Стэн! У тебя получится!
- 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,500 У тебя получится, чувак!
- 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:23,110 Чувак, да что с ним такое то?
- 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,510 Да он три дня напролет играл в HeroineHero.
- 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,390 Ну же, Стэн! Все получится!
- 00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,500 Тваю ж мать, он же ничего не может!
- 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,940 Чувак, смотреть на это не могу...
- 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:51,620 Да что ты делаешь? Видеотолпа начинает улюлюкать!
- 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,230 Пошли, парни, валим отсюда.
- 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:06,070 В следующий раз, как притащишь мне каой-нибудь талант, убедись, что это и в правду талант.
- 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:16,040 Ты все испортил! У тебя было все, а ты испортил! Гляди: видеотолпа тебя ненавидит!
- 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,000 А вот и он!
- 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,880 Так ты набрал миллион?
- 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,120 Нет, не набрал. Я завязал с этой идиотской игрой.
- 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:44,880 Да лаадно. Раз начав играть в GuitarHero, нельзя остановиться пока не достигнешь мастерства!
- 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:46,750 Я хочу найти какую-нибудь другую игру.
- 00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:53,550 А ты играл вот в это? Тебя преследует дракон, а ты все убегаешь и убегаешь...
- 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:56,490 Мне нужна простая занятная игра с вождением. Как насчет такого?
- 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:59,510 Конечно, конечно, вот...
- 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:08,510 А это были The Splendives. А вот и хит, который вы все помните...
- 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:13,110 эта та самая песня, под которую двое мальчишек набрали 100 тысяч очков на GuitarHero.
- 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:19,200 Не знаю, что случилось с этими мальчиками... Думаю, они в нее больше не играет...
- 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:15,890 Кайл, можно тебя отвлечь на пять минут?
- 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,120 Что тут делаешь?
- 00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:19,830 Пожалуйста, это не займет много времени.
- 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:21,400 Черт возьми..
- 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,840 Небольшой перерыв, вернусь через 5 минут.
- 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,990 Я тебя немного послушал, чувак, ты стал играть намного лучше!
- 00:18:31,170 --> 00:18:35,110 Ой, спасибочки! Я с таким нетерпением ждал твоего одобрения моей игры!
- 00:18:35,550 --> 00:18:39,480 Послушай, Кайл, игра у меня дома, может быть пойдем поиграем опять?
- 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:44,800 Ух ты, он пршел спасти меня из этой дыры! Благодарю вас, ваша царская светлость!
- 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:46,390 Все совсем не так!
- 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:52,190 Ты не все понимаешь, Стэн! Я могу тут играть сам бесплатно, даже бесплатное Fresco получаю. Ты мне больше не нужен.
- 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,940 Я знаю. Зато мне нужен ты.
- 00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:03,450 Я думал, что все было отлично потому, что я заключил контракт с менеджером и меня должны были приглашать на клевые вечеринки, но...
- 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:07,240 потом я понял, что мне было весело из-за того, что рядом был мой лучший друг.
- 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,000 Было весело, не правда ли?
- 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:16,220 Да.
- 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,860 Ну все равно, я сомневаюсь что мы вместе наберем миллион...
- 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:21,490 Да мне пофиг.
- 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:23,400 Я просто хочу опять играть с тобой.
- 00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:25,110 Ради удовольствия
- 00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,120 А я не вижу в этом никакого удовольствия.
- 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,250 Мы надерем им всем задницы!
- 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:31,940 В смысле?
- 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,700 Я думаю у нас получится, я сам в одиночку несколько раз набирал миллион.
- 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:36,710 Айда, чувак!
- 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,110 Постой-ка... Я должен играть здесь...
- 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,110 Эй, Мик, ты не возражаешь если я выйду на секундочку...
- 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,320 Да пожалуйста, иди на здоровье, мальчишка...
- 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:48,960 Заходи сюда, если захочешь еще поиграть.
- 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,160 Спасибо, Мик.
- 00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,060 Окей, чувак, сделаем это.
- 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,820 Что за черт?
- 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:06,470 Нууу, нууу, поймай же меня, ну же...
- 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,920 Папа, черт возьми, уйди от нашего X-box!
- 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:11,010 Подождите, я почти поймал дракона!
- 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,980 Ты меня почти догнал!
- 00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:15,560 Нет, мы хотим играть GuitarHero.
- 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:16,460 Я могу поймать его, стойте!
- 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,530 Куда же он теперь полетит?
- 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,650 Ты его никогда не поймаешь папа!
- 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:26,490 НЕЕЕТ! Неет, я сказал! Я твой отец, включи обратно!
- 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,560 Маам, забери папу отсюда!
- 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,580 Хватит жульничать, Крэйг!
- 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,810 И не думал даже!
- 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:35,590 Думаешь, что можешь меня обмануть, черная задница!
- 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,390 Пацаны! Пацаны! Они собираются сделать это!
- 00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:40,460 Сделать что?
- 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:45,480 Стэн и Кайл! Они уже почти набили миллион очков на GuitarHero, они у Стэна!
- 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,110 Побежали!
- 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,320 Они это сделают!
- 00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:06,170 У них получилось!
- 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,070 Господе Иисусе!
- 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:12,110 Вы тренировались играть на GuitarHero столько, что достигли миллиона очков!
- 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,610 Поздравляем!
- 00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:18,110 Вы - Задроты!!!
- 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:26,540 И все?
- 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,580 Тваю ж мать.
- 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,610 Батерс, хочешь играть со мной?
- 00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:43,520 Да, но я буду тем, кто победит тебя и зажжет на рок-вечеринке! Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
- 00:21:43,530 --> 00:21:48,530 Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
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