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Воображляндия, эпизод III
Imaginationland Episode III
Сезон: 11Серия: 12
Описание
Баттерсу предстоит осознать, какой силой он обладает в Воображляндии. Картман продолжает попытки заставить Кайла пососать свои яйца.
Субтитры
- 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:16,590 South Park S11E12 - Imaginationland Episode III (1.11.07) (Воображландия) Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
- 00:00:16,690 --> 00:00:24,700 перевод: shoke (shoke@sibmail.com) тайминг: shoke Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
- 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:29,400 специально для http://uzhe.vtomske.ru Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
- 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:38,520 Воображландия.
- 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:41,110 Когда-то была спокойным местом.
- 00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:43,280 Но потом, террористы нанесли удар.
- 00:00:43,350 --> 00:00:46,350 И многие из нас были убиты.
- 00:00:46,430 --> 00:00:48,120 Барьер пал.
- 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:52,870 И самые злые воображаемые герои, вырвались на свободу.
- 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:56,930 И сейчас, нам предстоит последнее сражение.
- 00:00:56,970 --> 00:01:00,900 Злые герои маршируют у наших границ.
- 00:01:01,030 --> 00:01:04,210 Они хотят уничтожить нас.
- 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:05,960 -Это будет весело!
- 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:07,950 -Огааа!! -Дааа!!
- 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:11,920 Мы готовимся к битве, которую не в состоянии выиграть...
- 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:15,000 Воображаемые лапочки и пуфыстики,
- 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:17,390 Многие, из них, ни разу не держали в руках оружие,
- 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,850 Теперь они должны сражаться, за свои жизни.
- 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:23,460 Нас слишком мало,
- 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,540 Но у нас есть одна надежда...
- 00:01:25,570 --> 00:01:28,280 -Вот и пришел твой черед, дитя.
- 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,550 -Только ты можешь помочь нам выиграть этот бой.
- 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,460 -А...А что я могу?
- 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:38,740 -Ты обладаешь силой, которую тебе предстоит постичь...
- 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:43,500 Эпизод ИИИ
- 00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:53,550 -Отмотайте назад.
- 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:54,880 -Смотрите!
- 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:56,560 -Вот здесь!
- 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:57,680 -Видели?
- 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:01,570 -Что это вам напоминает?
- 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:03,900 -Это Человеко-Медведо-Свин!
- 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,750 -Я же говорил, что он существует!
- 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,540 -Посмотрите еще раз.
- 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:09,880 -Вот!
- 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,760 -ПолуЧеловек, ПолуМедведь, и ПолуСвин.
- 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,110 -Вы это видели?
- 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,380 -Да, мы видели, мистер Гор.
- 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:21,960 -Происходит что-то очень серьезное, и Американский народ должен знать - что!
- 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,970 -Я помчал!
- 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,700 Вашингтон, Округ Колумбия Мемориальный Госпиталь.
- 00:02:29,910 --> 00:02:33,240 -Он восстанавливается, но у него травма мозга,
- 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:37,000 -Мальчик говорил, что слышит "воображаемые" голоса.
- 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:39,510 -Эй?
- 00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:42,460 -Аллё, кто-нибудь?
- 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:44,870 -Стэн?..
- 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:46,460 -Эй?..
- 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:48,480 -Стэн?
- 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,400 -Доброе утро, Кайл?
- 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,650 -Как мы себя чувствуем?
- 00:02:51,660 --> 00:02:52,680 -Картман, что произошло?
- 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:53,470 -Что произошло?..
- 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:54,590 -Ну что ж, давай посмотрим...
- 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:57,190 -Ты поспорил со мной, что я не смогу доказать, то, что леприконы существуют.
- 00:02:57,260 --> 00:03:00,650 -И если я смогу доказать, ты должен был пососать мои яйца, насколько я помню...
- 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,640 -Нет! Я про то "что случилось" в Пентагоне?!
- 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,410 -Просто, отдыхай, Кайл.
- 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,850 -Посмотри, что я приготовил для тебя.
- 00:03:05,870 --> 00:03:07,630 -"Воскресенье".
- 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:09,900 -Он состоит из: свежего пиздежа, скользкого крема, и вишенки.
- 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:13,580 -Но, такое чувство, что чего-то не хватает, тебе не кажется Кайл?..
- 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:18,160 -Что еще входит в "Воскресенье", кроме, хорошего пиздежа, и дешевого "очковтирательства"?..
- 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:23,640 -Так, отличный пиздеж, накидалово... Чего еще не хватает "Воскресенью", Кайл?
- 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:27,900 -Что еще нужно для "Воскресенья", не считая, хорошенького такого пиздежа и "плаксивого вранья"?..
- 00:03:27,910 --> 00:03:29,480 -Ах, да, точно!
- 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:31,250 -Моих яиц!
- 00:03:31,270 --> 00:03:34,010 -Картман, что там происходит? Что случилось со Стеном?
- 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:36,920 -А, его засосало в эту портальную штуку, и его разнесут ядерным взрывом.
- 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,360 -Ну так ты готов, к своей большой фотосессии, Кайл?
- 00:03:39,410 --> 00:03:41,310 -Что? Ты о чем? Стен в опасности?!
- 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,130 -Не пытайся сменить тему, Кайл.
- 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:45,330 -Ты проделал весьма не плохую работу, пытаясь уйти от расплаты за спор.
- 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:47,660 -Но уже, наконец, настала пора закончить с этим.
- 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:49,350 -Приготовься к своему "Воскресенью", Кайл.
- 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:51,560 -С большой порцией "яичного крема".
- 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:56,700 -Азлан! Злые персонажи, уже почти здесь!
- 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:59,650 -Постройте всех, защищайте стены замка.
- 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,430 -Быстрее дитя, нам нужна твоя сила, немедленно!
- 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:04,730 -Что? Сила? Я не понимаю?!
- 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,980 -Ты настоящий, ты создатель!
- 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:12,170 -Это значит, что ты можешь придумать вещи, которые будут существовать здесь!
- 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:13,190 -Я?.. Я могу?..
- 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:16,250 -Санта-Клаус был убит террористической атакой,
- 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,670 -Первая вещь, которую ты должен сделать, это вернуть его назад.
- 00:04:20,710 --> 00:04:21,530 -Как?
- 00:04:21,660 --> 00:04:23,570 -Тебе просто нужно сфокусировать свои мысли,
- 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:25,680 -Представить Санту, и всё.
- 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:28,460 -Как мне сфокусироваться, когда вокруг творится такое говно?!
- 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:29,670 -Думай только ободной вещи.
- 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:30,730 -Воображай!
- 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:31,650 -Поверь в нее!
- 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:35,640 -Самая яркая, самая красочная мысль, воплотиться здесь.
- 00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:41,560 -Баттерс?!
- 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,660 -Ты наказан, мистер!
- 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:44,780 -Слышишь меня?!
- 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:47,050 -НАКАЗАН!!!
- 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:49,910 -Не-не-не-не-не-нет!!!
- 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:52,680 -Что ты делаешь? Нам нужен Санта!
- 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:53,960 -Я пытаюсь!
- 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:57,150 -Давай, парень, представь Санту! Поверь в Санту!
- 00:04:57,350 --> 00:04:59,490 -Ты должен поверить в Санту!
- 00:04:59,670 --> 00:05:03,000 -ВЕРЬ В САНТУ!!! СЕЙЧАС ЖЕ!!!
- 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,320 -Кевин, можешь добавить немного "дрожания" на 2К
- 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,640 -Давай, просто используем 568ое разделение.
- 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:14,660 -Картман может, заткнешься, я пытаюсь узнать, что происходит.
- 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:17,190 -Похоже, случилась новая террористическая атака,
- 00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:19,960 -На этот раз, на наше воображение.
- 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,570 -Эл Гор, представил нам это видео, на суд общественности.
- 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:26,120 -Специально для тех, кто желает знать, точно, "что происходит?".
- 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:31,210 -Мы надеялись держать это в секрете, до тех пор пока всё не закончится, но!..
- 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:35,050 -Два дня назад, террористы нанесли удар по нашему воображению.
- 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:39,220 -И теперь наше воображение, выходит из под контроля.
- 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:44,180 -Наше воображение выходит из под контроля, и вы молчали об этом?!
- 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,690 -Напав на наше воображения, террористы нашли наше самое уязвимое место,
- 00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:54,050 -И мы настаиваем, что самым лучшим вариантом будет, взорвать ядерную бомбу в нашем воображении.
- 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:57,310 -Взрыв нашего воображения, действительно оправдан?
- 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:01,300 -Нет ли каких-нибудь других, более мирных способов взять наше воображения под контроль?..
- 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:05,850 -Может послать Курта Рассела через портал в наше воображение, и попробовать...
- 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:06,780 -Мы уже это пробовали.
- 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,040 -И Курт Рассел, был изнасилован Рождественскими созданиями.
- 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:18,360 -Пентагон утверждает, так как, воображаемые вещи, не настоящие,
- 00:06:18,430 --> 00:06:21,250 -Военным не нужно разрешения, что бы взорвать их.
- 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,490 -Это херня, мужик! Вы не можете стереть в труху наше воображение!
- 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:29,770 -Не взрывайте наше воображение, братаны! Уиииииииииии!
- 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:33,250 -Майк, военные имеют право взрывать наше воображение?
- 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:36,650 -Честно говоря, не имеют, Стивен. И у них будут большие проблемы, потому, что,
- 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,770 -Федеральное правительство, уже сообщило президенту, воображаемые персонажи - существуют.
- 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:44,060 -С другой стороны, знаменитое дело "Картман против Брасловски".
- 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,240 -В котором, суд Соединенных Штатов, вынес вердикт в пользу "виденья леприкона".
- 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:51,090 -Да, насколько мне известно, ответчик должен был, пососать обвинителю яйца, согласно этому делу.
- 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,380 -Вы правы, Стивен, да.
- 00:06:52,690 --> 00:06:54,530 -Ради Господа милосердного!
- 00:06:54,620 --> 00:06:55,670 -Есть кто?
- 00:06:55,780 --> 00:06:56,990 -Меня кто-нибудь слышит?
- 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:57,680 -Стэн!
- 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,500 -Чувак, это ты?
- 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:01,540 -Кайл?
- 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,260 -Где ты, я не вижу тебя.
- 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:07,960 -Меня там нет. Я в больнице. Я слышу тебя через свое воображение.
- 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,980 -А, ну тогда понятно.
- 00:07:11,020 --> 00:07:12,150 -Чувак, что происходит?
- 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:15,480 -Я в типа каком-то жувачковом лесу...
- 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:19,500 -Я только что видел, мертвую Мелко-клубничную-пироженку, связанную и с мочой в глазнице.
- 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:22,800 -Погоди, погоди-ка.
- 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:25,470 -Мне кажется, намечается, что-то очень серьезное.
- 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,440 -Злые персонажи, здесь.
- 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:33,530 -Их так много...
- 00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:57,380 -Времени не осталось, ты должен взять свое воображение под контроль, и вернуть Санту, сейчас же!
- 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,660 -Санта...
- 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,000 -Сантааа...
- 00:08:00,090 --> 00:08:01,850 -Представь. Старый добрый Санта.
- 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,700 -Красный костюм, белая борода.
- 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,990 -Красный костюм, белая борода... Ссссанта!..
- 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,630 -Ну, как? Видно мои яйца и "Воскресенье" в кадре?
- 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:20,220 -Шокирующее продолжение темы "Ядерный взрыв и воображение".
- 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:25,260 -Верховный суд, постановил, что воображаемые вещи, официально - не настоящие.
- 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:27,970 -И не нужно никаких разрешений, что бы взорвать их.
- 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:28,870 -Спасибо.
- 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:29,650 -О, нет!
- 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:33,750 -Это постановление, конечно же, отменяет, все решения связанные с воображением в прошлом.
- 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:37,900 -Включая, знаменитое дело "Картман против Брасловски" - "Дело о просасывании яиц".
- 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:38,770 -Чего?
- 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:42,360 -Ну, что ж, военные, похоже, собираются, продолжить свою операцию
- 00:08:42,370 --> 00:08:47,760 -Как они её назвали: "Операция, ядерный взрыв в Воображландии, через воображаемый проход".
- 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:48,750 -Кайл?!
- 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:49,890 -Что происходит?
- 00:08:49,910 --> 00:08:52,310 -Правительство, собирается взорвать Воображландию.
- 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,000 -Что?! Ты не должен позволить им сделать это!
- 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,420 -А что я вообще могу сделать?!
- 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:57,560 -Чувак ты должен остановить их!
- 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:59,010 -О?! Что это?..
- 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:00,870 -Убирайтесь отсюда!
- 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:01,860 -Оставьте меня в покое!
- 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:02,470 -Стэн?
- 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:03,370 -Стэн?!
- 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:06,330 -Ты куда собрался?
- 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,620 -Я собираюсь спасти Стэна и Баттерса от ядерного взрыва.
- 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,850 -Ладно, ладно, но ты должен по быстрому пососать мои яйца.
- 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:11,720 -Нет, не должен!
- 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:13,260 -Решение было пересмотрено.
- 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,730 -У нас был договор, Кааайл!
- 00:09:15,770 --> 00:09:19,760 -Да, леприкон был настоящий. А правительство только что решило, что технически они не существуют, так что я был прав.
- 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:20,430 -Все кончено,
- 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:21,730 -Я больше не обязан сосать твои яйца.
- 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:24,080 -ВСЕ ЕЩЕ НЕ КОНЧЕНО!!!
- 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:26,620 -Ничего не кончено, Кайл!
- 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:31,300 -Я больше не буду смотреть, как ты еще раз попытаешься увернуться от расплаты.
- 00:09:31,350 --> 00:09:32,070 -Вперед, Кайл.
- 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:34,980 -Но, я клянусь своей жизнью,
- 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:37,070 -До того как кончится этот день,
- 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,970 -Ты будешь сосать мои яйца!
- 00:09:40,970 --> 00:09:41,010 -Я КЛЯНУСЬ!!! -Ты будешь сосать мои яйца!
- 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:43,210 -Я КЛЯНУСЬ!!!
- 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:50,180 говорит по папайски.
- 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:55,730 -Нам нужно больше шпината для Папая!
- 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,500 -Я завалил одного! Завалил!
- 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:02,410 -Приветике!
- 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,050 -Мы проигрываем битву! Их просто больше!
- 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:12,300 -Значит наши дни, сочтены...
- 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,000 -Подождите! Азлан, смотри!
- 00:10:15,220 --> 00:10:15,990 -Что?
- 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,290 -Что произошло?
- 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:19,450 -Ты сделал это малыш!
- 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:22,020 -Быстрее Санта, ты нужен нам на поле боя!
- 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,420 -Че?..
- 00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:25,510 -А... а, ладно.
- 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:28,750 -А вот и Санта!
- 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:33,620 -Теперь мы видим твои возможности, юный создатель.
- 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:37,680 -Но нам еще нужно гораздо больше, если мы хотим выиграть этот день.
- 00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:44,090 -Это территория закрыта, малыш.
- 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:46,120 -Пожалуйста, мне нужно поговорить с людьми в здании.
- 00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:47,370 -Они не должны запускать ракету!
- 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:50,840 -Зайди за линии к другим протестующим.
- 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,650 -Нет взрыву нашего воображения, братаны!
- 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:58,340 -Вы не понимаете, мои друзья сейчас в Воображландии!
- 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,470 -Я слышу их в своей голове!
- 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:03,060 -Вы укуренные хиппи никуда не пройдете! Так что отвалил!
- 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,560 -Остановите ядерный взрыв!
- 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,460 -Остановите ядерный взрыв!
- 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,280 -Остановите ядерный взрыв!
- 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,520 -Что здесь происходит?
- 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,920 -Военные, должны это сделать.
- 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:19,010 -Это единственный способ убить ЧеловекоМедведоСвина.
- 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:30,050 -Хорошо, Баттерс!
- 00:11:30,070 --> 00:11:33,110 -Вообрази еще лучников на стенах замка.
- 00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:35,150 -Азлан!
- 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:36,680 -Мы проигрываем битву!
- 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,740 -Мы нашли, как справится с вампирами и оборотнями, но
- 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:43,510 -Но теперь наши войска вырубают, кариозные монстры.
- 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,850 -Кариозные монстры?
- 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:48,730 -Мы делаем дырки в зубах! Мы делаем дырки в зубах!
- 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:51,110 -Что может уничтожить кариозных монстров?
- 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,540 -Только зубная паста "Крест" с кальцием!
- 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,210 -Быстро!
- 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:57,010 -Ты должен представить гигантскую зубную пасту "Крест"!
- 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,520 -Да!
- 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,970 -Его сила становится мощнее.
- 00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:06,190 -У нас появился шанс.
- 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,160 -Азлан, мы поймали шпиона.
- 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,310 -Он шарился по жувачковому лесу.
- 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:11,230 -Стэн!
- 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,340 -Эй, посмотрите, тут воображаемый Стэн!
- 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:17,260 -Нет, нет! Меня всосало через проект "Дверь в воображение" в Пентагоне.
- 00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:20,310 -Проект "Дверь в воображение"?..
- 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,270 -Не важно!
- 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,920 -Битва почти выиграна,
- 00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:24,830 -Мы можем позже с ним разобраться.
- 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,260 -Нет, нет, вы не понимаете.
- 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:29,720 -Там ядерная бомба. Правительство собирается тут всё с землей сравнять.
- 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:30,730 -Что?!
- 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:33,170 -А зачем взрывать Воображландию?
- 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:35,500 -Что бы террористы не смогли использовать её против нас, еще раз.
- 00:12:35,530 --> 00:12:37,850 -Мы можем взять Воображландию под контроль.
- 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:40,280 -Избранному нужно всего лишь еще немного времени!
- 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:41,410 -Избранному?..
- 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,990 -Так вышло, что я - "ключ".
- 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,860 -Начат процесс запуска ракеты.
- 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,910 -Мне нужно, что бы это бомба, там камня на камне не оставила.
- 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,420 -Сэр, на связи пост охраны.
- 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,160 -Что?!
- 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:55,040 -Похоже, что у нас не авторизированное проникновение, в сектор два!
- 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,050 -Сектор 2?..
- 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,760 -Что, черт возьми, вы о себе возомнили?!
- 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,210 -Постановляя, что леприконы не существует.
- 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,100 -Чего?..
- 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,130 -Вы не можете постановлять, что воображаемых героев не существует.
- 00:13:09,130 --> 00:13:10,460 -Кто вы такие, что бы говорить, что реально а что нет?!
- 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:13,970 -Подумайте! Голубой существует? Есть ли любовь на самом деле?!
- 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,640 -Воображаемые вещи это вещи сделанные человеком,
- 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,240 -Как Санта или Рудоф.
- 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:22,210 -Да, и они отличаются от реальных вещей, например, от Иисуса.
- 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,410 -Может Иисус, тоже был выдуман.
- 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,490 -Ооо, лучше такое не говорить, ты попадешь в ад!
- 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,030 -Возможно, что ад, тоже не реален.
- 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:33,410 -Этоо, получается, что мы вроде как взорвем ад...
- 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:34,890 -Но ведь, это хорошо, да?
- 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:37,120 -О! Да, да. -Это хорошо, да.
- 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:40,410 -А что если рай тоже воображаемый, получается, мы взорвем рай.
- 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:41,870 -Да, но это будет не по-настоящему.
- 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,090 -Так что это нормально.
- 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,490 -Слушайте, может быть это все, часть одного и того же.
- 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:48,240 -Санта и Иисус, ад и рай, леприконы...
- 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,710 -Может быть, они все реально в своем роде...
- 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:55,050 -Санта и леприконы - воображаемые, а Иисус и ад - существуют.
- 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,420 -А, что тогда насчет Будды?
- 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,420 -Ну, конечно же, он воображаемый!
- 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:01,050 -Ооо, видишь, теперь ты не толерантен, Том.
- 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:02,950 -А я реален?..
- 00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,030 -Ну, всё, хватит!
- 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:07,210 -Держите этого пацана под присмотром, и давайте вернемся непосредственно к взрыву.
- 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:10,070 -Нет! Леприконы существуют, черт подери!
- 00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:13,980 -Кайл?
- 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,450 -Кайл, что происходит?
- 00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:17,580 -Ничего.
- 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:18,220 -Что?
- 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,190 -Ничего не происходит.
- 00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:21,000 -Я ничего не могу сделать.
- 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,880 -Чувак ты не должен позволить правительству запустить ядерную бомбу.
- 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:27,010 -Они сказали, что могут делать все что захотят, потому что воображаемые вещи - не реальны!
- 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,860 -Тогда ты должен убедить их, что они реальны!
- 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,120 -Ни за что чувак, тогда мне придется сосать Картману яйца.
- 00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:34,930 -Чего бы это не стоило, ты должен это сделать, хорошо?
- 00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:37,420 -По-погоди, Кайл, Иисус хочет поговорить с тобой.
- 00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:40,420 -Здравствуй Кайл.
- 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:41,630 -Это Иисус.
- 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,760 -Вот блин...
- 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,750 -В чем проблема, дитя моё?
- 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:49,980 -Иисус, я не могу ничего сделать! Я всего лишь четвероклассник, пытающийся, идти против всего правительства!
- 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,340 -Аллё?..
- 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,450 -Иисус?..
- 00:14:53,510 --> 00:14:57,070 -Нет, привет Кайл, это Люк Скайвокер.
- 00:14:58,070 --> 00:15:02,820 -Слушай, я знаю, что это кажется невыполнимым, но ты помнишь, как я уничтожил "Звезду Смерти"?
- 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,750 -Я, в смысле, это тоже казалось невыполнимым, так?
- 00:15:05,790 --> 00:15:06,910 -Да, наверно.
- 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:11,460 -Ладно, погоди, потому что тут Супермен, он хочет сказать пару слов.
- 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,510 -Кайл, это Супермен.
- 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:14,880 -Привет, Супермен.
- 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,690 -Я знаю, что спасение людей это большая ответственность.
- 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,870 -Но, не смотря на то, что для этого нужно, оно стоит того.
- 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,940 -Я знаю.
- 00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:24,400 -Ты можешь сделать это, Кайл. Теперь погоди, потому что Геркулес хочет что-то сказать.
- 00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:25,450 -О, Боже!
- 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:29,520 -Да, Бог, тоже здесь. Он будет разговаривать с тобой после Капитана "Кранча".
- 00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,350 -Папай, мне нужна помощь!
- 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,600 -Папая сейчас убивают, лесные зверьки!
- 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:44,470 матерится по папайски.
- 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,840 -Эй, что это?
- 00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:52,890 -Еще шпината, для Папая!
- 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:57,780 -Воображаю! М-60 для Иисуса!
- 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,830 -Отлично!
- 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,340 -Малыш справляется!
- 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,310 -Всё будет в порядке!
- 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,700 -Запуск ракеты, через минуту.
- 00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:10,800 -Черт подери, вы долбанные мудодяи, вы всех нас погубите!
- 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,090 -Приготовиться к запуску.
- 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,820 -Сэр, служба охраны на проводе.
- 00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:14,520 -Что?!
- 00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:17,360 -Не авторизированное проникновение, похоже, что из сектора 2!
- 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:19,730 -Сектора 2?..
- 00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:23,310 -Кайл?
- 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,040 -А ты, какого черта вернулся?
- 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,830 -Послушайте, вы не должны этого делать!
- 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,060 -Наше воображение теперь под контролем.
- 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,600 -Почему детям так легко проникнуть в Пентагон?!
- 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,230 -Вы должны остановиться.
- 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,060 -Если я не ошибаюсь, ты тот, кто спорил о том, что леприкона не существует.
- 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,050 -Так что, тебе то, какое дело до того, что произойдет?
- 00:16:40,070 --> 00:16:41,510 -Потому что я!..
- 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,010 -Потому что, я думаю, что они существуют...
- 00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:47,410 -Они все существуют...
- 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,740 -Только подумайте.
- 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:53,720 -Разве, Люк Скайвокер и Санта-Клаус, не повлияли на вашу жизнь как самые настоящие люди, которые находятся в этой комнате?
- 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:59,770 -Я к тому, что, Иисус, был он или нет, он внес больший вклад в этот мир, чем кто-либо из нас.
- 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,860 -То же самое можно сказать про Багса-Банни,
- 00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,890 -И Супермена, и Гарри Поттера.
- 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:05,620 -Они изменили мою жизнь.
- 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,760 -Поменяли мой взгляд на мир.
- 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:11,440 -Это разве не делает их, хотя бы чуточку реальными?..
- 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,130 -Они возможно воображаемые, Но они гораздо важнее кого бы то ни было, находящегося, в этой комнате.
- 00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:18,390 -И все они будут существовать, даже после нашей смерти.
- 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,920 -Так что получается...
- 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,850 -Эти вещи гораздо реальней, чем каждый из нас.
- 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:35,770 -Отмените запуск.
- 00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,600 -Так что, Кайл? Воображаемые вещи - реальны, ага?
- 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:46,440 -Наверное, это значит, что я все-таки выиграл тот спор.
- 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,080 -А ты знаешь, что это значит, Кайл...
- 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:51,310 -ДА УСПОКОЙСЯ УЖЕ СО СВОИМИ ЕБАНЫМИ ЯЙЦАМИ, ХУЕПЛЕТ ТЫ НЕДОДЕЛАННЫЙ!!!
- 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,100 -Твои друзья в опасности, а все о чем ты думаешь, это дурацкий спор!
- 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:58,660 -Я решил Картман, даже если мы заключили договор, Я никогда не буду сосать твои яйца, ты усек?!
- 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:03,220 -Они могут посадить меня за решетку до конца моих дней, но я никогда, не буду сосать твои яйца, никогда!
- 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,320 -Заруби себе это на носу!
- 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,500 -Что произошло?
- 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,000 -Почему ракета все еще здесь?
- 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:08,560 -Мы отменили запуск, мистер Гор.
- 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:09,510 -Нет!
- 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,610 -ЧеловекоМедведоСвин, должен умереть!
- 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:12,670 -О, Боже, нет!
- 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,320 -Всё, Азлан!
- 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,580 -Злые персонажи повержены!
- 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,370 -Мы сделали это!
- 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,000 -Кайл?!
- 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:42,560 -Парни, а вы откуда взялись?!
- 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,650 -Что за?..
- 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,780 -Он сделал это!
- 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,020 -Ой, смотрите! Я вернулся!
- 00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:39,510 -Молодец малыш!
- 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:45,980 -Злые персонажи! Они опять вернулись за стену!
- 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:47,750 -Чувак, как ты это сделал, Баттерс?
- 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:51,550 -Я просто... воспользовался своим воображением!
- 00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,940 -Знаете, я сегодня многое понял, пацаны.
- 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:58,410 -То, что сказал, Кайл, насчет реальности воображения, и...
- 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,140 -Баттерс пользовался своим воображением...
- 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,580 -Это натолкнуло меня на мысль,
- 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,770 -Может у всех нас есть, сила, делать необычные вещи...
- 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,210 -О, глядите, это же я!
- 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,380 -И...
- 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,100 -А вот и Кайл!
- 00:20:14,140 --> 00:20:16,730 -А что собирается делать, Кайл?..
- 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:18,600 -Картман, не вздумай!
- 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,110 -О, Кайл!..
- 00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:22,030 -Что ты делаешь с моими яйцами?..
- 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:25,130 -Смотрите, Кайл сосет мои яйца!
- 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:25,740 -Чуваак...
- 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,880 -Боже мой!..
- 00:20:27,090 --> 00:20:29,650 -О, Кайл, с каким азартом ты набросился на мои яйца!
- 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:32,820 -Я же говорил, что ты будешь сосать мои яйца, до того как все это закончится, не так ли, Кайл?
- 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:35,980 -Я НЕ сосу твои яйца, это твое воображение.
- 00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:39,270 -По-моему, Кайл, ты говорил, что воображаемые вещи - существуют...
- 00:20:39,390 --> 00:20:41,090 -Это правда, говорил.
- 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,700 -О, посмотри, что ты творишь, Кайл!
- 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:45,880 -Ах, ты грязная сучка, ты обожаешь эти яйца!
- 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:49,730 -Ладно, хватит уже сосать яйца, Кайл.
- 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,510 -Нам нужно отправить вас домой мальчики.
- 00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:53,460 -Я не сосал Картману яйца!
- 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:57,830 -Что бы ты не вообразил, оно существует.
- 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:00,980 -Баттерс.
- 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,010 -Баттерс!
- 00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:04,180 -Аа! Что?..
- 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,650 -О! Так это был всего лишь сон!
- 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,380 -Давай Баттерс, пора вставать.
- 00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:14,450 -Пап! У меня был странный сон, я спас Воображландию,
- 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:16,700 -От полного уничтожения, после террористической атаки!
- 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,190 -Ты был, в Воображландии, Баттерс, мы прочли про это в газете.
- 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:22,670 -Вопрос в том, что ты делал в Воображландии,
- 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:25,600 -Когда должен был помогать матери, чистить подвал?!
- 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:27,740 -Ты наказан мистер!
- 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,870 -Стойте, я НЕ наказан!
- 00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:33,880 -О да, наказан!
- 00:21:33,930 --> 00:21:35,340 -Да?..
- 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:41,700 -Это работает только в Воображландии, ты наказан!
- 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,570 -Вот дерьмо. Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
- 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:09,385 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,053 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,597 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,517 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,229 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,022 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,065 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,026 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:29,405 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,323 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:40,750 Imaginationland used to be a happy place,
- 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,960 but then the terrorists attacked
- 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,212 and so many of us were killed.
- 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:49,383 The barrier came down and all the most evil
- 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,595 imaginary characters were unleashed.
- 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,682 Now our final battle will take place.
- 00:00:56,807 --> 00:01:00,770 The evil characters are marching toward us...
- 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:03,898 With the intent to wipe us all out.
- 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,941 This is gonna be fun, huh?!
- 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:06,984 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,697 We prepare for a battle we cannot win.
- 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:14,617 Sweet and cuddly imaginary characters,
- 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,202 many who have never held a weapon,
- 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:20,331 must now fight for their very lives.
- 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,208 We are too few in number,
- 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,127 but we have one hope.
- 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,880 That is where you come in, young boy.
- 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,925 Only you can help us win this battle.
- 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:33,052 What can I do?
- 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:36,639 You have a power here that you have yet to understand.
- 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,024 Ahh... Ah!
- 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,275 Ahh!
- 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,111 No!
- 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:52,279 Back it up.
- 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,658 Look, right there!
- 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,201 See that?
- 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,702 No!
- 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,122 What does that look like to you?
- 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,541 It's Manbearpig!
- 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,459 I told you it was real!
- 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,085 Look again.
- 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,629 Ahh!
- 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:09,880 There!
- 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,258 Half man, half bear, and half pig.
- 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,844 Do you see it?
- 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,178 Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore.
- 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,222 Something big is going on,
- 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:21,475 and the American people need to know what.
- 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,685 I'm off!
- 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,603 Wowowoshshhsshh!
- 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:33,154 He's recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain.
- 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:35,531 The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices.
- 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,702 Hello?
- 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,121 Hello-- anybody?
- 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,290 Stan?
- 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,584 Hello?
- 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,627 Stan?
- 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:49,837 Good morning, Kyle.
- 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,047 How are we feeling? - Cartman, what's happened?
- 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:53,507 "What's happened?"
- 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:54,633 Well, let's see.
- 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,927 You bet me that I couldn't prove leprechauns were real,
- 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,095 and if I could prove it,
- 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,347 you had to suck my balls, I believe.
- 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,433 No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon?
- 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,934 You just rest, Kyle.
- 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,477 Look what I made for you.
- 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,229 A sundae.
- 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,564 It has hot fudge and whipped cream
- 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,982 and a cherry.
- 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,985 But I feel like something is missing, don't you, Kyle?
- 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,029 What else belongs on a sundae
- 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:17,615 besides hot fudge and whipped cream, hmm...
- 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,033 Ugh!
- 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,784 Hot fudge, whipped cream--
- 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:23,204 what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?
- 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:24,914 What else goes on a sundae
- 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,499 besides hot fudge, whipped cream and...
- 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:28,209 Oh, that's right.
- 00:03:28,334 --> 00:03:31,086 My balls.
- 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:32,588 Cartman, what is going on out there?
- 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,131 What happened to Stan?
- 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,507 Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing
- 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,218 and they're gonna nuke it now.
- 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:39,178 So are you all set for your big photo shoot, Kyle?
- 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,638 Wait, what do you mean? Stan's in danger?
- 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,431 Don't try to change the subject, Kyle.
- 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,265 You've done a really good job
- 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,850 of trying to get out of this bet,
- 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,977 but it's finally time to settle.
- 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,687 Get ready for your sundae, Kyle...
- 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,105 With extra nuts.
- 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,819 Aslan, the evil characters are almost here.
- 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,113 Get everyone to the battlefield.
- 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,990 Defend the castle walls.
- 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,451 Quickly, young boy, we need your powers now.
- 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,035 What powers?
- 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,370 I don't understand.
- 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:05,704 You are real.
- 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,539 You are a creator.
- 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:11,126 That means you can imagine things into existence here.
- 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,212 I-- I can?
- 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:16,423 Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack.
- 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,843 The first thing we need is for you to bring him back.
- 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,220 How?
- 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,138 You just have to focus your mind.
- 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,432 Imagine Santa and nothing else.
- 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,643 How am I supposed to focus with all this crap going on?
- 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,311 Think only of one thing.
- 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,814 Imagine it, believe in it.
- 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,150 Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be.
- 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,075 Butters, you are grounded, mister!
- 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,368 You hear me?
- 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,953 Grounded!
- 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,246 Agh!
- 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:47,663 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:50,958 What are you doing?
- 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,584 We need Santa!
- 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:53,627 I'm trying!
- 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,296 Come on, kid, imagine Santa!
- 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:56,797 Believe in Santa!
- 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,049 You must believe in Santa!
- 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,468 Believe in Santa right now!
- 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,095 Gah-ha!
- 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,097 ♪ Dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah ♪
- 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,932 ♪ Da-di-da ♪
- 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,560 Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that 2-k?
- 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,312 Let's just go with a 5/6, 8 split.
- 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,229 Cartman, will you shut up?
- 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,231 I'm trying to find out what's going on.
- 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,649 A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place,
- 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,819 this time in our imagination.
- 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,739 Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention,
- 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:22,781 sparking demands by everyone
- 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:26,201 who wants to know exactly what's going on.
- 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:29,830 We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over,
- 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,416 but two days ago there was
- 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,252 a terrorist attack on our imagination,
- 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:39,048 and now our imaginations are running wild.
- 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,719 Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told?!
- 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:44,970 By attacking our imagination
- 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:48,640 the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot,
- 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,267 and we've determined that the best course of action
- 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,227 is to nuke our imagination.
- 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,815 Is nuking our imagination really prudent?
- 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,109 Aren't there other, more peaceful ways
- 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,153 to get our imagination under control?
- 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,988 Couldn't we try sending Kurt Russell into a portal
- 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,407 to our imagination to try and reason with the--
- 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,825 We tried that,
- 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,745 and Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters!
- 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:11,830 Ouch.
- 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,667 The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things
- 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:18,337 are not real,
- 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,964 the military doesn't need senate approval to nuke them.
- 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,758 That's bullcrap, man!
- 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,135 You can't nuke our imagination!
- 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,263 Don't nuke our imagination, bro!
- 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:29,306 Woo!
- 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,392 Mike, does the military have the authority
- 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:32,142 to nuke our imagination?
- 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,478 Uh, clearly they don't, Stephen,
- 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,896 and they're gonna have a big problem
- 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,357 because state government has already set a precedent
- 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,692 that imaginary characters are real.
- 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:43,695 I cite a famous court case of Cartman v. Broflovski
- 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:44,822 in which a U.S. Court found for the plaintiff
- 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:46,949 who saw a leprechaun.
- 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,659 Yes, I believe the defendant
- 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,494 had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case.
- 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,413 That's right, Stephen, yeah.
- 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:53,872 Oh, for the love of God!
- 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,332 Hello?
- 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,708 Can anybody hear me?
- 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:57,751 Stan?
- 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,920 Dude, is that you?
- 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,630 Kyle? Where are you?
- 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,173 I don't see you.
- 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,967 No, I'm not there, I'm in a hospital.
- 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,719 I'm hearing you in my imagination.
- 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:09,847 Oh, that makes sense.
- 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,015 Dude, what's happening?
- 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:15,269 I'm in, like, a gumdrop forest.
- 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,937 I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead
- 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,480 with pee in her eye.
- 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,734 Wait, hang on.
- 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,820 I think something really big is about to go down.
- 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,326 The evil characters are here!
- 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,412 Defend Castle Sunshine.
- 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:34,705 Hagh!
- 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,424 Hi-yah!
- 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,890 There's no time left.
- 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,850 You have to get control of your imagination
- 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,852 and bring Santa back now!
- 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,813 Santa... Santa...
- 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:00,856 Think!
- 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,484 Jolly old Santa: red suit, white beard!
- 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,320 Red suit, white beard...
- 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:06,820 Santa!
- 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,115 Blaryagh!
- 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,033 Agh!
- 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,161 How does that look?
- 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,497 Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame?
- 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:19,500 A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination.
- 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,169 The supreme court has ruled with the military
- 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:25,005 that imaginary things are officially not real
- 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,299 and therefore no approval is needed to nuke them.
- 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,759 Thank you.
- 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:29,885 Oh, no.
- 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,345 This, of course, overturns
- 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,514 any imagination-based verdicts in the past,
- 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:34,598 including the famous
- 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,892 Cartman v. Broflovski ball-sucking case.
- 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:38,769 What?
- 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,020 So it appears the military
- 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,147 is ready to proceed with its operation,
- 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,774 one they are calling:
- 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:47,402 Operation Nuke the Imagination Through the Imagination Doorway.
- 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,987 Kyle, what's happening?
- 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,532 The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland.
- 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:52,366 What?!
- 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,075 You can't let them do that!
- 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,285 What am I supposed to do?
- 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,287 Dude, you have to stall them!
- 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,164 Oh, uh-oh, what is that?!
- 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,666 Hey, get outta here!
- 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:01,083 Leave me alone!
- 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,293 Stan... Stan?
- 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,171 Where are you going?
- 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,756 I'm going to try and save Stan and Butters
- 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,049 from getting nuked. Okay, okay.
- 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,634 But you have to suck my balls first real quick.
- 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,385 No I don't!
- 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,470 The decision was overturned!
- 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,556 We had a deal, Kyle!
- 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:16,932 Yeah, that leprechauns were real,
- 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,350 and the government just declared
- 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,393 they aren't technically real, so I was right!
- 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:20,686 It's over.
- 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,229 I don't have to suck your balls!
- 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,897 It isn't over!
- 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,983 It isn't over, Kyle!
- 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,860 I have not waited this long
- 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,029 to see you weasel your way out of this bet!
- 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:34,533 Go ahead and go, but I swear on my life,
- 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,994 before this day is over,
- 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,162 you will suck my balls.
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,541 I swear it!
- 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:51,842 Yeah, it's gets me strong to the finish...
- 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,762 We need more spinach for Popeye.
- 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,514 Ugh!
- 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,057 Ooh!
- 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,268 I got one, I got him!
- 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,644 Hey there! - Huh?
- 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,356 Yay! Yay! Yay!
- 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,275 We're losing the battle!
- 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,360 There are simply too many of them!
- 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,695 Then the day is lost...
- 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,655 Wait, Aslan, look!
- 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,659 What... What happened?
- 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,952 You did it, kid!
- 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,331 Quickly, Santa, they need you on the battlefield.
- 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:22,831 Huh?
- 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,916 Oh, all right.
- 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,461 Make way for Santa!
- 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,796 Ugh!
- 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,131 Hugh!
- 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,717 Now you see your potential, young creator.
- 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,427 But there is still much more we need from you
- 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,595 if we are to win this day.
- 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,102 This area is restricted, little boy!
- 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,520 Please, I need to talk to the people inside.
- 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,147 They can't set off that nuke.
- 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,524 Get behind the line with the other protesters.
- 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,445 No nukes in out imagination, bro!
- 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,238 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,406 You don't understand.
- 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,866 My friend is in Imaginationland.
- 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,326 I can hear him in my head.
- 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,119 You pot-smoking hippies aren't getting through here,
- 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,120 so back off!
- 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,374 Stop that nuke!
- 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,209 Stop that nuke!
- 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,086 Stop that nuke!
- 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,754 What's going on here?
- 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,425 The military has to do this.
- 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,970 It's their only way to kill Manbearpig!
- 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,597 Wowowoshshhsshh!
- 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,148 Good, Butters.
- 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,818 Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls.
- 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:33,735 Hughgh!
- 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,488 Aslan, we are losing the battle!
- 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,199 We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves
- 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,201 but now our troops are being shot down
- 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,661 by the Cavity Creeps!
- 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,038 Cavity Creeps?
- 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,748 We make holes in teeth!
- 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,667 We make holes in teeth!
- 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,585 What can destroy the Cavity Creeps?
- 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,504 Only <i>Crest Gel with Tartar Control.</i>
- 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:56,133 Quickly, you must imagine a giant <i>Crest Gel.</i>
- 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,138 Yes!
- 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,432 His powers are getting stronger.
- 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,101 We might just have a chance here.
- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,894 Aslan, we've captured a spy.
- 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,187 He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest.
- 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,480 Stan!
- 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,482 Hey, look, I imagined Stan here!
- 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,484 No, no!
- 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,070 I got sucked through Project Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon.
- 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,239 Project Imagination Doorway?
- 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,407 Nevermind.
- 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,784 The battle is almost won.
- 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,745 We can deal with him later.
- 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,079 No, no, you don't understand.
- 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,372 There's a nuke.
- 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,249 The government is about to level this entire place.
- 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,667 What?
- 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,128 Why would they nuke Imaginationland?
- 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,130 So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again.
- 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,591 We can get Imaginationland under control!
- 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,801 The chosen one just needs more time!
- 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,303 The chosen one?
- 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,472 Yeah, it turns out I'm the key.
- 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,892 Missile launch sequence initiated.
- 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,811 All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books.
- 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,645 Sir, we have a security breach.
- 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,646 What?!
- 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,774 There's an unauthorized entry alert.
- 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,025 It's coming from sector two!
- 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,193 Sector two?
- 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,111 Gah!
- 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,491 What the hell do think you're doing,
- 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,284 declaring leprechauns aren't real?!
- 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,952 What?
- 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,914 You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real.
- 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,290 Who are you to say what's real?
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,666 Think about it.
- 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,044 Is blue real? Is love really real?
- 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,463 Imaginary things are things made up by people,
- 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,048 like Santa and Rudolph.
- 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,300 Yeah, and they detract from real things.
- 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,052 Like Jesus.
- 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,262 Maybe Jesus is imaginary too.
- 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,931 Ooh, you better not say that.
- 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:26,973 You'll go to Hell.
- 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,893 It's possible that Hell is also imaginary.
- 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,146 So then we're about to nuke Hell.
- 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,357 That's a good thing, right?
- 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,275 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's good, that's a good thing, yeah.
- 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,069 What if Heaven is imaginary?
- 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:39,861 We'd be nuking Heaven.
- 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,863 Yeah, but it wouldn't be real.
- 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,114 So it'd be all right.
- 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,574 Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing--
- 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,452 Santa and Jesus and Hell and leprechauns.
- 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:50,664 Maybe they're all real in the same way, right?
- 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,833 Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary
- 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,043 but Jesus and Hell are real.
- 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,378 Well, then what about Buddha?
- 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,255 Well, of course he's imaginary!
- 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,507 Oh, see, now you're being intolerant, Tom.
- 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,551 Am I real?
- 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,844 All right, enough!
- 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,303 Keep that kid out of our way
- 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,264 and let's get back to the nuking at hand!
- 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,057 No, leprechauns are real Goddamn it!
- 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,353 Kyle?
- 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,939 Kyle, what happened?
- 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,274 Nothing.
- 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,775 What?
- 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,819 Nothing happened-- there's nothing I can do.
- 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,112 Dude, you can't let the government
- 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,947 fire off that nuke.
- 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:24,823 They say they can do whatever they want
- 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,033 because imaginary things aren't real.
- 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,369 Well, you have to convince them they are real.
- 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,912 No way, dude.
- 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,122 Then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls.
- 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,291 Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right?
- 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,625 Hang-- hang on, Kyle.
- 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,835 Jesus wants to talk to you.
- 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,919 Huh?
- 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,131 Hello, Kyle, this is Jesus.
- 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,716 Oh, boy.
- 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,718 What seems to be the problem, my child?
- 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,261 Jesus, I can't do anything!
- 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,304 I'm just a fourth-grader
- 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:50,098 going against the entire government!
- 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,684 Hello... Jesus?
- 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,688 No-- hey, Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker.
- 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,189 Ugh!
- 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,691 Look, I know this seems like an impossible task,
- 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,861 but you remember when I brought down the Death Star?
- 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,696 I mean, that seemed impossible too, right?
- 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,865 Yeah, I guess.
- 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,367 Okay, now hold on because Superman is here
- 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,577 and he wants to say something.
- 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:13,288 Kyle, this is Superman.
- 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,873 Hi, Superman.
- 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,667 I know that saving people can be a big responsibility,
- 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,502 but no matter what it takes, it's worth it.
- 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:20,754 I know.
- 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,005 You can do this, Kyle.
- 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,215 Now hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you.
- 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,300 Oh, God.
- 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,718 Yes, God is here too.
- 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,470 He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch.
- 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,518 Agh... Agh!
- 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,687 Popeye, I need some help here!
- 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,398 Popeye is being killed by Christmas Critters!
- 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,567 Ahghgh!
- 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,945 Ughgh-- Gets 'em off a me!
- 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,280 Hey, what is that?
- 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,826 More spinach for Popeye!
- 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,624 Imagine a M-60 for Jesus!
- 00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,250 All right!
- 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,710 The boy is doing it!
- 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,338 Everything is going to be okay!
- 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,925 Missile launch in one minute.
- 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,426 Goddamn it!
- 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,470 You stupid assholes are gonna ruin everything!
- 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,055 Prepare for launch.
- 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,390 Sir, we have a security breach!
- 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:14,516 What?!
- 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,976 There's an unauthorized entry alert.
- 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,352 It's coming from sector two!
- 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,603 Sector two?
- 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,562 Agh!
- 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,149 Kyle?
- 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,859 What the hell are you doing back here?
- 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,069 Listen, you don't have to do this.
- 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,571 Our imaginations aren't running wild any more!
- 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,323 Why is it so easy for children
- 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,866 to break into the Pentagon?
- 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,618 You have to stop!
- 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,788 If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet
- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,706 that leprechauns weren't real.
- 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,499 So why do you care what happens?
- 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,960 Because I, I...
- 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:45,463 Um, because I think they are real.
- 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,340 It's all real.
- 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,550 Think about it.
- 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,427 Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus
- 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,594 affected your lives
- 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,680 more than most real people in this room?
- 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,474 I mean, whether Jesus is real or not,
- 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,226 he's had a bigger impact on the world
- 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,561 than any of us have.
- 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,104 And the same can be said for Bugs Bunny
- 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,481 and Superman and Harry Potter.
- 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,567 They've changed my life,
- 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,569 changed the way I act on the earth.
- 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,988 Doesn't that make them kind of real?
- 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,323 They might be imaginary,
- 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,368 but they're more important than most of us here...
- 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,329 And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead.
- 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,457 So in a way...
- 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,584 Those things are more realer than any of us.
- 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,721 Abort the sequence.
- 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,563 So, Kyle, imaginary things are real, huh?
- 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,357 Guess that means I did win the bet after all.
- 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,068 And you know what that means, Kyle.
- 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,736 Just let it go with your fucking balls already,
- 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,196 you fucking asshole!
- 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,322 Your friends have been in danger
- 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,199 and all you care about is this stupid bet.
- 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,159 Well, I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet,
- 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,744 that I am never sucking your balls!
- 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,995 You got that?!
- 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,121 They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life
- 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,665 but I am never going to suck your balls ever!
- 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,125 So there!
- 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,502 What happened?!
- 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,961 Why hasn't the missile gone off?!
- 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,671 There's been an abort Mr. Gore.
- 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,756 No!
- 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,424 Manbearpig has to die!
- 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,592 Oh, Jesus, no!
- 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,223 Hahgghgh!
- 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,359 That's it, Aslan!
- 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,985 The evil characters have fled!
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,988 The day is ours!
- 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,574 Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
- 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,203 Kyle!
- 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,163 Fellas, where'd you come from?
- 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,874 What is that?
- 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,320 Huh...
- 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,008 He did it!
- 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,635 Oh, look, I'm back!
- 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,596 Nice going, kid!
- 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,764 Great job! - Yeah! - All right, - Butters!
- 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,391 The evil characters!
- 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,768 They're all back behind the wall again!
- 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,645 Dude, how did you do that, Butters?
- 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,565 I just... Used my imagination!
- 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,026 Aww! Aww! Aww! Aww!
- 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,737 You know, I really have learned a lot, you guys.
- 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,947 What Kyle said about imaginary things being real,
- 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,782 and Butters using his imagination,
- 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:00,783 it makes me think that--
- 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,911 Well, maybe we all have the power
- 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,162 to make things a reality.
- 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,709 Oh, why, look, it's me!
- 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,212 And...
- 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,047 And there's Kyle!
- 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,548 And what's Kyle about to do?
- 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,509 Cartman, don't.
- 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,677 Oh, Kyle!
- 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,013 What are you doing to my balls?
- 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,264 Oh-ho, look!
- 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,891 It's Kyle sucking my balls!
- 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:25,850 Dude.
- 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,101 Oh, my God!
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,520 Oh, Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you?
- 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,898 I told you you would suck my balls before this was over,
- 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:32,982 didn't I, Kyle?
- 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,442 I'm not sucking your balls.
- 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,860 That's imaginary!
- 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,695 No, Kyle, I believe you said
- 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,405 that imaginary things are real.
- 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,074 That's true, you did!
- 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,617 Oh, look at you go, Kyle!
- 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,868 Oh, you dirty girl.
- 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,203 You love those balls!
- 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,790 Okay, Kyle, that's enough ball-sucking.
- 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,668 We need to get you boys home.
- 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,628 I am not sucking Cartman's balls!
- 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,339 Whatever you imagine to be real is real!
- 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,383 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
- 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,844 Butters... Butters!
- 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:02,887 Huh?!
- 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,013 What?
- 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,057 Oh...
- 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,976 Oh, it was all just a dream.
- 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,478 Come on, Butters, time to get up.
- 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,689 Oh, Dad, I had the craziest dream.
- 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,857 I saved all of Imaginationland from running wild
- 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:15,817 after a terrorist attack!
- 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,528 You were in Imaginationland, Butters!
- 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:19,737 We've read all about it in the paper.
- 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,072 The question is:
- 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,198 what were you doing in Imaginationland
- 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,158 when you were supposed to be helping your mother
- 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,493 clean up the basement?
- 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,619 You are grounded, mister!
- 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,623 Aww.
- 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,333 Wait, I'm not grounded.
- 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,751 Oh, yes, you are!
- 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,253 Oh, yeah?
- 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,465 That only works in Imaginationland.
- 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,508 You're grounded!
- 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,179 Aw, shit.
- 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:00,020 1112 Imaginationland 3 13:58:16 15.06.2014
- 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,700 Все персонажи и события в этом шоу, даже те, которые основаны на реальных людях, являются полностью вымышленными.
- 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:05,300 Все известные голоса исполнены.. неудачно.
- 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:08,300 Следующая программа содержит нецензурные выражения или оскорбления и вследствие чего эта передача не должна просматриваться кем-либо.
- 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,000 Перевод Виктор Д.
- 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,500 ♪ Я ухожу в Южный Парк, буду проводить своё время,
- 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:16,059 ♪ Дружелюбные лица везде, скромные люди без соблазна,
- 00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:19,250 ♪ Я иду в Южный Парк, собираюсь оставить мои беды позади
- 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:22,722 ♪ Просторная парковка днём или ночью, люди, восклицающие: "Привет, сосед",
- 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:26,000 ♪ Я отправляюсь в Южный Парк, посмотрю, смогу ли я расслабиться
- 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,100 ♪ Мне нравятся девки с большими жирными сиськами, мне нравятся девки с большими жирными сиськами,
- 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:33,300 ♪ Так приходите в Южный Парк и встречайте некоторых моих друзей.
- 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,800 Воображляндия 3 1112
- 00:00:37,058 --> 00:00:46,482 Воображляндия раньше была счастливым местом. Но потом террористы напали. И так много из нас было убито.
- 00:00:46,502 --> 00:00:57,206 Барьер пал и все самые злые воображаемые персонажи были выпущены. Теперь наша последняя битва состоится.
- 00:00:57,226 --> 00:01:08,819 Злые персонажи идут на нас. С намерением уничтожить нас всех. - Это будет весело, да?
- 00:01:08,839 --> 00:01:16,000 Мы готовимся к битве, которую мы не можем выиграть. Милые и приятные воображаемые персонажи, многие,
- 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:25,753 кто никогда не держал оружие, должны теперь бороться за свои жизни. Мы слишком малы числом, но у нас есть одна надежда.
- 00:01:25,773 --> 00:01:31,792 Она там, откуда ты пришёл, молодой мальчик. Только ты можешь помочь нам выиграть эту битву.
- 00:01:31,812 --> 00:01:47,588 - Что я могу сделать? - У тебя здесь есть сила, которую тебе ещё предстоит понять.
- 00:01:48,777 --> 00:01:59,300 - Помогите! - Верните назад! Смотрите! Прямо здесь! Видите это?
- 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:10,600 На что это похоже, по-вашему? Это чел-медведо свин! Я говорил, что он настоящий! Посмотрите ещё раз! Вот!
- 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:17,698 Наполовину человек, наполовину медведь, и наполовину свин! Вы видите его? /- Да, мы видим его, м-р Гор.
- 00:02:17,718 --> 00:02:30,038 Что-то серьёзное происходит и американский народ должен знать что! Я удаляюсь!
- 00:02:30,058 --> 00:02:38,531 Он восстанавливается, но была травма его мозга. Мальчик говорит, что он слышал воображаемые голоса.
- 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:48,924 - Эй? Эй? Кто-нибудь? /- Стэн? - Эй? /- Стэн?
- 00:02:48,944 --> 00:02:52,680 - Доброе утро, Кайл. Как мы себя чувствуем? - Картман, что случилось?
- 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:57,310 Что случилось? Ну, давай посмотрим: Ты поспорил со мной, что я не могу доказать, что гномы были настоящими.
- 00:02:57,330 --> 00:03:02,824 И если я смогу доказать это, тебе придётся сосать мои яйца, вот. - Нет, я имею в виду то, что произошло в Пентагоне?
- 00:03:02,844 --> 00:03:10,226 Ты только отдыхай, Кайл. Смотри, что я принёс тебе. Мороженое с фруктами. Тут 'горячий шоколад', и взбитые сливки, и вишня.
- 00:03:10,246 --> 00:03:19,242 Но я чувствую, что чего-то не хватает. Не так ли, Кайл? Что ещё 'положить' в мороженое, кроме горячего шоколада и взбитых сливок.
- 00:03:19,262 --> 00:03:27,951 Шоколад, взбитые сливки. Что ещё нехватает в мороженом, Кайл? Что ещё кладётся в мороженое кроме шоколада, взбитых сливок, и..
- 00:03:27,971 --> 00:03:34,442 О, правильно! Мои яйца! - Картман, что происходит там? Что случилось с Стэном?
- 00:03:34,462 --> 00:03:39,539 О, он был засосён в этот портал и теперь они долбанут атомной бомбой его. Так ты уже готов для своей большой фотосессии, Кайл?
- 00:03:39,559 --> 00:03:43,147 - Стой, что ты имеешь в виду? Стэн в опасности? - Не пытайся сменить тему, Кайл.
- 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:47,661 Ты сделал действительно хорошую работу, пытаясь выйти из этого спора, но вот, наконец, время расплатиться.
- 00:03:47,681 --> 00:03:56,940 Приготовься к своему мороженому, Кайл. Ещё и с орехами. - Аслан, злые персонажи почти здесь!
- 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:02,501 Все на поле боя! Защищать стены замка! Быстро, мальчик. Сейчас нам нужны твои силы!
- 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:09,900 - Какие силы? Не понимаю. - Ты настоящий. Ты - Творец. Это значит, что ты можешь
- 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:13,602 придумать вещи для здешнего существования. - Я, я могу?
- 00:04:13,622 --> 00:04:20,735 Санта-Клаус был убит в результате теракта. Первое, что нам нужно, чтобы ты вернул его.
- 00:04:20,755 --> 00:04:25,749 - Как? /- Ты просто должен сосредоточить своё внимание. Представь Санту и больше ничего.
- 00:04:25,769 --> 00:04:32,197 - Как я должен сосредоточиться при всём происходящем дерьме? - Подумай только об одном. Представь это. Верь в это.
- 00:04:32,217 --> 00:04:47,593 - Всё, что наиболее значимо в твоём мозгу - осуществится. - Баттерс! Ты наказан, мистер! Ты слышишь меня? Наказан!
- 00:04:47,613 --> 00:04:53,500 - Нет, нет, нет! - Что ты делаешь? Нам нужен Санта!
- 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:57,378 - Я пытаюсь! - Давай, малыш, представь Санту! Верь в Санту!
- 00:04:57,398 --> 00:05:07,409 - Ты должен верить в Санту! - Верь в Санту! Прямо сейчас!
- 00:05:07,429 --> 00:05:11,753 Кевин, могу я получить ещё больше отражения этого тоже, хорошо? Давайте просто начнём с 5 6 8 зазора.
- 00:05:11,773 --> 00:05:17,700 - Картман, ты заткёшься? Я пытаюсь понять, что происходит. - Новый теракт, кажется, имел место.
- 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:24,700 На этот раз в нашем воображении. Ал Гор вынес это видео на внимание общественности, 'воодушевляясь запросами' всех,
- 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:30,800 кто хочет знать точно, что происходит. - Мы надеялись сохранить это в тайне, пока это всё не завершится,
- 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:41,288 но, два дня назад, произошла террористическая атака на наше воображение, и теперь наше воображение сходит с ума.
- 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:48,100 - Наше воображение сходит с ума и нам не сказали? - Нападая наше воображение, террористы нашли наше наиболее
- 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:54,217 уязвимое место. И мы решили, что наилучшим курсом действий является сбросить атомную бомбу на наше воображение.
- 00:05:54,237 --> 00:05:57,750 Является ли атомная бомбардировка нашего воображения действительно разумной?
- 00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:01,597 Есть ли другие, более мирные способы вернуть наше воображение под контроль?
- 00:06:01,617 --> 00:06:06,250 Не могли бы мы попытаться отправить Курта Рассела в портал к нашему воображению, попытаться вразумить..
- 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:14,560 - Мы попробовали это! И Курт Рассел был изнасилован Рождественскими тварями! /- Ой.
- 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:21,849 Пентагон утверждает, что, так как воображаемые вещи не реальны, военным не нужно согласие Сената сбросить атомную бомбу на них.
- 00:06:21,869 --> 00:06:29,964 - Это чушь, мэн! Вы не можете бомбардировать наше воображение! - Не бросайте атомную бомбу на наше воображение, брат!
- 00:06:29,984 --> 00:06:36,800 - Майк, а военные имеют право бомбить наше воображение? - Ясно, что они не могут, Стивен, и у них будет большая проблема,
- 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:41,500 ведь правительство штата уже создало прецедент, в котором воображаемые персонажи реальны.
- 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:47,750 Я привожу известное судебное дело Картман против Брофлофски, в котором США решили в пользу истца, который видел гнома.
- 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:52,900 - Да, если я не ошибаюсь, ответчик должен был сосать яйца истца в этом деле. /- Это так, Стивен, да.
- 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:57,026 - О ради любви к Богу! - Эй? Кто-нибудь меня слышит?
- 00:06:57,046 --> 00:07:03,448 - Стэн! Чувак, это ты? - Кайл? Где ты? Я не вижу тебя.
- 00:07:03,468 --> 00:07:11,047 - Нет, я не там. Я в больнице. Я слышу тебя в моём воображении. - О, ясно.
- 00:07:11,067 --> 00:07:16,500 - Чувак, что происходит? - Я, вроде как, в Леденцовом лесу. Я только что видел
- 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:29,519 Клубничку Песочную, связанную и мёртвую, нассали в её глаз. Стой, подожди. Я думаю, что-то действительно грандиозное затевается.
- 00:07:29,539 --> 00:07:43,384 - Злые персонажи здесь. - Защитите Солнечный Замок.
- 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:57,286 Времени не осталось! Ты должен взять под контроль своё воображение, и вернуть Санту назад сейчас же!
- 00:07:57,306 --> 00:08:03,731 - Санта. Санта. - Думай. Весёлый старина Санта. Красный костюм, белая борода.
- 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:13,402 Красный костюм, белая борода. Санта!
- 00:08:13,422 --> 00:08:20,273 - Как это выглядит? Вы можете видеть мои яйца и мороженое в кадре? - Шокирующий новый поворот в бомбардировке воображения!
- 00:08:20,293 --> 00:08:26,600 Верховный суд постановил по военным, что воображаемые вещи официально не реальны, и, следовательно,
- 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,829 не требуется одобрения сбрасывать атомную бомбу на него. - Спасибо. /- О нет.
- 00:08:29,849 --> 00:08:38,097 Это, конечно, отменяет любые основанные на воображении приговоры, вынесенные в прошлом, в том числе известное Картман против Брофлофски яйцесосательное дело.
- 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:42,430 - Что? - Итак, выходит, что военные готовы приступить к своей операции,
- 00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:47,667 которую они называют "Операция Долбанём Воображение Через Портал Воображения".
- 00:08:47,687 --> 00:08:52,700 - Кайл? Что происходит? - Правительство собирается бомбардировать Воображляндию.
- 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,850 - Что?! Ты не можешь позволить им сделать это! - Что я должен сделать?
- 00:08:55,850 --> 00:09:05,662 - Чувак, ты должен остановить их! Что это? Эй! Убирайтесь отсюда! Оставьте меня в покое! /- Стэн? Стэн?
- 00:09:05,682 --> 00:09:08,853 - Куда ты идёшь? - Я иду пытаться спасти Стэна и Баттерса от атомной бомбардировки!
- 00:09:08,873 --> 00:09:13,707 - Ладно, ладно, но ты должен сосать мои яйца сначала быстренько. - Нет, я не должен! Решение было отменено.
- 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:18,200 - Мы заключили сделку, Кайл! - Да, тот гном был настоящий! И правительство только что
- 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:22,428 постановило, что они формально не реальны, так что я был прав! Всё кончено! Мне не придётся сосать твои яйца!
- 00:09:22,448 --> 00:09:31,226 Это не конец! Это не отменяется, Кайл! Я ждал так долго не того, чтобы увидеть, как ты увиливаешь от этого спора!
- 00:09:31,246 --> 00:09:51,068 Давай, идти. Но я клянусь своей жизнью! До того, как этот день закончится! Ты будешь сосать мои яйца! Клянусь в этом!
- 00:09:52,279 --> 00:10:01,300 - Нам нужно ещё шпината для Попая. - Я шлёпнул одного. Я прибил его.
- 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:10,000 - Привет. - Мы проигрываем бой! Просто их слишком много!
- 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:14,924 - Тогда день потерян. - Стой! Аслан, смотри!
- 00:10:14,944 --> 00:10:19,124 - Что? Что случилось? - Ты сделал это, малыш!
- 00:10:19,144 --> 00:10:30,738 - Быстро, Санта! Они нуждаются в тебе на поле боя! - О, хорошо. Дорогу Санте!
- 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:41,805 Теперь ты видишь свои возможности, юный Творец. Но ещё много большее нам нужно от тебя, если мы хотим спасти этот день!
- 00:10:41,825 --> 00:10:45,859 - Эта зона для служебного пользования, маленький мальчик. - Пожалуйста, мне нужно поговорить с людьми внутри.
- 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:50,506 Они не должны сбрасывать ядерную бомбу. - Встань за линией с другими протестующими.
- 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:58,086 - Нет ядерному оружию в нашем воображении, братан! - Вы не понимаете! Мой друг в Воображляндии.
- 00:10:58,106 --> 00:11:03,473 Я слышу его в моей голове! - Ты марихуано-курящий хиппи не пройдёшь здесь, так что отвали!
- 00:11:03,493 --> 00:11:09,265 - Стоп ядерному оружию! - Стоп ядерному оружию!
- 00:11:09,285 --> 00:11:27,285 Что здесь происходит? Военные должны сделать это! Это их единственный способ убить чел-медведо-свина.
- 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:36,508 - Хорошо, Баттерс. А теперь чуть больше лучников на стене замка! - Аслан! Мы проигрываем битву!
- 00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:43,170 Нам удалось отбить вампиров и оборотней, но.. Теперь наши войска побиваются Кариозными Монстрами.
- 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:48,942 - Кариозными Монстрами? - Мы делаем дырки в зубах! Мы делаем дырки в зубах!
- 00:11:48,962 --> 00:11:54,000 - Что может уничтожить Кариозных Монстров? - Только Зубная Паста с Предупреждением зубного камня.
- 00:11:54,000 --> 00:12:01,717 - Быстро! Ты должен представить себе гигантскую Зубную Пасту! - Да!
- 00:12:01,737 --> 00:12:11,000 - Его сила растёт. Мы, может, только что обрели возможность. - Аслан, мы захватили шпиона! Он крался сквозь Леденцовый лес!
- 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:17,153 - Стэн! Эй, смотрите, я представлял себе Стэна здесь! - Нет, нет! Я был засосён в Портал Проекта Воображения в Пентагоне.
- 00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:24,683 - Портал Проекта Воображения? - Неважно! Битва почти выиграна! Мы можем разобраться с ним позже.
- 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:29,561 Нет, нет, вы не понимаете. Там атомная бомба. Правительство собирается сровнять всё это место с землёй.
- 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:33,500 - Что? - Зачем им атомно-бомбардировать Воображляндию?
- 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:38,500 - Так террористы уже не могут использовать её против нас снова. - Мы можем получить Воображляндию под контроль.
- 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:44,101 Избранному просто нужно больше времени! - Избранному? /- Да, получается, что я тот Ключ.
- 00:12:44,121 --> 00:12:50,300 - Последовательность запуска ракеты инициирована. - Так, люди, я хочу эту бомбардировку сделать по учебнику.
- 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:52,500 - Сэр, у нас есть брешь в системе безопасности! - Что?
- 00:12:52,500 --> 00:13:00,439 - Тревога незаконного проникновения, сэр. Она из сектора два! - Сектор два?
- 00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:06,400 - Что, чёрт подери, вы думаете, вы делаете, заявляя, что гномы не настоящие? /- Что?
- 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:11,000 Вы не можете запросто заявить, что воображаемые вещи не реальны! Кто вы такие, чтобы говорить, что есть реально?
- 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:18,800 Подумайте об этом: Небо реально? Любовь действительно реальна? - Воображаемые вещи - это вещи, сделанные людьми, как Санта и Рудольф.
- 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:24,700 - Да и их умаляют реальные вещи, как Иисус. - Может быть, Иисус воображаемый, тоже.
- 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:30,700 - О, вам лучше бы не говорить это! Вы попадёте в ад! - Вполне возможно, что Ад также воображаемый.
- 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:34,900 Ну тогда, мы собираемся нанести ядерный удар по аду.. Это хорошая вещь, не так ли?
- 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:41,000 - Да, чёрт возьми, что это хорошая вещь, да. - Что делать, если Небеса воображаемые? Мы разбомбим Небеса.
- 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,500 - Да, но он не будет реальным. - Так что всё будет в порядке.
- 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:48,700 Послушайте, может, они все часть одного и того же. Санта и Иисус и Ад и гномы.
- 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:55,500 Может, они все реальны своим образом, так? - Санта Клаус и гномы воображаемые, но Иисус и ад реальны!
- 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,800 - Ну что ж, как насчёт Будды? - Ну конечно, он воображаемый!
- 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,700 - Оу, видишь? Теперь ты нетолерантен, Том. - Реален ли я?
- 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:07,800 Ну всё, хватит! Уберите этого ребёнка с пути и давайте вернёмся к бомбардировке!
- 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:16,234 - Нет! Гномы реальны, чёрт возьми! - Кайл? Кайл, что случилось?
- 00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:18,700 - Ничего. - Что?
- 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:23,851 - Ничего не случилось! Ничего я не могу поделать! - Чувак, ты не можешь дать правительству выстрелить той бомбой!
- 00:14:23,851 --> 00:14:27,500 Они говорят, что они могут делать всё, что они хотят, потому что воображаемые вещи не реальны!
- 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:32,700 - Ну, ты должен убедить их, что они реальны! - Ни за что, чувак, тогда мне придётся сосать Картманские яйца.
- 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:38,770 Чего бы это ни стоило, тебе нужно сделать это, хорошо? Держись, Кайл, Иисус хочет поговорить с тобой.
- 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:43,000 - Привет, Кайл? Это Иисус. - О, Боже..
- 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,500 - В чём проблема, моё дитя? - Иисус, я ничего не могу сделать.
- 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:53,900 Я просто четвероклассник, идущий против всего правительства. Алло? Иисус?
- 00:14:53,900 --> 00:15:00,800 Нет. Привет, Кайл. Это Люк Скайвокер. Слушай, я знаю, это кажется невыполнимой задачей,
- 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:06,000 но ты помнишь, когда я сбил Звезду Смерти? Я имею в виду, это казалось невозможным тоже, верно?
- 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:11,600 - Да, я думаю, так. /- Ладно. Теперь подожди, потому Супермен здесь и он хочет сказать что-то.
- 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,000 - Кайл, это Супермен. - Привет, Супермен.
- 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Я знаю, что спасение людей может быть большой ответственностью, но не важно, чего оно потребует, оно того стоит.
- 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,500 - Я знаю. - Ты можешь сделать это, Кайл.
- 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,900 Теперь подожди, потому что Геракл хочет поговорить с тобой. - О Боже.
- 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:36,505 Да, Бог здесь тоже. Он собирается поговорить с тобой сразу после капитана Кранча.
- 00:15:36,525 --> 00:15:42,344 - Попай, мне нужна помощь здесь! - Попая убивают Рождественские Твари.
- 00:15:42,364 --> 00:15:58,233 - Отстаньте от меня! /- Эй, что это? - Ещё шпината для Попая! Воображаю M60 для Иисуса!
- 00:15:58,253 --> 00:16:04,960 - Всё в порядке! - Мальчик делает это! Всё будет в порядке!
- 00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:11,500 - Запуск ракеты в течение одной минуты. - Чёрт побери, вы глупые уроды, собираетесь разрушить всё!
- 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,500 - Подготовка к запуску. - Сэр, у нас есть брешь в системе безопасности!
- 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:18,300 - Что? - Тревога несанкционированного проникновения. Она из сектора два!
- 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:25,500 - Сектор два? /- Кайл? - Какого чёрта ты тут делаешь?
- 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:29,800 Слушайте, вы не должны делать это! Наше воображение не сходит с ума более.
- 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:34,900 - Почему это так легко детям ворваться в Пентагон? - Вы должны остановить!
- 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:40,800 Если я не ошибаюсь, ты тот, кто спорил, что гномы не были настоящими. Так почему же ты переживаешь за то, что происходит?
- 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:49,500 Потому что я, потому что я думаю, что они реальны. Они все реальны. Подумайте об этом.
- 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:54,800 Разве Люк Скайвокер и Санта Клаус не повлияли на ваши жизни больше, чем большинство реальных людей в этой комнате?
- 00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:00,500 Я имею в виду, будь то Иисус реален, или нет, он имел большее влияние на этот мир, чем любой из нас.
- 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:08,676 И то же самое можно сказать и о Bugs Bunny и Супермене и Гарри Поттере. Они изменили мою жизнь, изменили то, как я живу на Земле.
- 00:17:08,676 --> 00:17:15,800 Разве это не делает их своего рода "реальными". Они могли бы быть воображаемыми, но они более важны, чем большинство из нас здесь.
- 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:32,365 И они все будут долго жить после того, как мы умрём. Таким образом, эти вещи более реальны, чем любой из нас.
- 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:44,200 - Прервать запуск. - Так Кайл, воображаемые вещи реальны, да?
- 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,800 Думаю это означает, что я таки выиграл спор, в конце концов. И ты знаешь, что это значит, Кайл.
- 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,800 Просто иди в жопу со своими долбаными яйцами уже, ты чёртова задница! Твои друзья были в опасности и всё, что тебя тревожит,
- 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:59,400 это тот идиотский спор! Ну я решил, Картман. Даже если у нас был спор, что я никогда не обсосу твои яйца, ты понял?
- 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:04,500 Они могут бросить меня в тюрьму до конца моей жизни, но я никогда не буду сосать яйца, никогда! Вот так!
- 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:09,500 - Что случилось? Почему не ракета ушла? - Там была отмена, м-р Гор.
- 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:22,460 - Нет! Чел-медведо-свин должен умереть! - О Иисус, нет!
- 00:18:26,944 --> 00:18:39,127 - Вот и всё, Аслан! Злые персонажи бежали! - Мы победили!
- 00:18:39,147 --> 00:18:43,841 - Кайл! - Ребята! Откуда вы взялись?
- 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:54,844 Что это?
- 00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:37,990 - Он сделал это! - О, смотрите, я вернулся!
- 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:46,600 - Молодец, малыш. - Злые персонажи! Они все вернулись за стену снова.
- 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:53,538 - Чувак! Как ты это сделал, Баттерс? - Ну, я просто использовал моё воображение.
- 00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:59,500 Вы знаете, я действительно многому научился, ребята. Что Кайл говорил о воображаемых вещах, ставшими реальными, и Баттерс,
- 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:07,727 использующий своё воображение? Это заставляет меня думать, что.. Ну, может у всех нас есть сила делать вещи настоящими.
- 00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:19,500 О, но взгляните, это я. И.. И это Кайл. И что Кайл собирается делать? - Картман, не смей!
- 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:28,000 - О Кайл! Что ты делаешь с моими яйцами? О, смотрите! Это Кайл сосёт мои яйца! /- Чувак. /- О, мой Бог.
- 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:33,500 О Кайл, ты заглатываешь эти яйца, не так ли? Я сказал тебе, что ты будешь сосать мои яйца до завершения этого, говорил, Кайл?
- 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:39,800 - Я не сосу твои яйца. Это воображение! - Нет, Кайл, я думаю, ты говорил, что воображаемые вещи реальны.
- 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:44,500 - Это правда. Ты говорил. - О, смотри до чего ты докатился, Кайл! О, ты грязная девка!
- 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:52,200 Ты любишь эти яйца. /-Так, Кайл, достаточно яйцесосательства. Нам нужно отправить вас, мальчики, домой.
- 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:59,979 - Я не сосу Картмановские яйца! - Что бы ты ни представил себе реальным, является реальным.
- 00:20:59,999 --> 00:21:09,298 - Баттерс? Баттерс! - Что? О, это всё было всего лишь сном.
- 00:21:09,298 --> 00:21:13,200 - Давай, Баттерс, время вставать. - О папа! У меня был самый сумасшедший сон!
- 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:20,955 Я спас всю Воображляндию от схождения с ума после теракта! - Ты был в Воображляндии, Баттерс! Мы прочли об этом в газете!
- 00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:26,000 Вот вопрос: Что ты делал в Воображляндии, когда ты должен был помогать своей маме чистить подвал?
- 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:33,000 - Вы наказаны, мистер! - Подождите, я не наказан.
- 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:38,014 - О да, ты наказан! - О, да?
- 00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:54,642 - Это работает только в Воображляндии. Ты наказан! - Ах дерьмо.
- 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:55,010 .
- 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:09,385 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,053 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:13,597 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,517 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,229 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,022 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:21,147 --> 00:00:23,065 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,026 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:28,612 ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪
- 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:29,405 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,323 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:40,750 ( Aslan ) Imaginationland used to be a happy place,
- 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,960 but then the terrorists attacked
- 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,212 and so many of us were killed.
- 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:49,383 The barrier came down and all the most evil
- 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,595 imaginary characters were unleashed.
- 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,682 Now our final battle will take place.
- 00:00:56,807 --> 00:01:00,770 The evil characters are marching toward us...
- 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:03,898 With the intent to wipe us all out.
- 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,941 This is gonna be fun, huh?!
- 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:06,984 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,697 We prepare for a battle we cannot win.
- 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:14,617 Sweet and cuddly imaginary characters,
- 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,202 many who have never held a weapon,
- 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:20,331 must now fight for their very lives.
- 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,208 We are too few in number,
- 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,127 but we have one hope.
- 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,880 That is where you come in, young boy.
- 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,925 Only you can help us win this battle.
- 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:33,052 What can I do?
- 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:36,639 You have a power here that you have yet to understand.
- 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,647 ( TV static )
- 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,024 ( growling ) Ahh... Ah!
- 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,275 Ahh!
- 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,111 ( squealing ) No!
- 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:52,279 ( man ) Back it up.
- 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:55,658 Look, right there!
- 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,201 See that?
- 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,702 ( squealing ) No!
- 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,122 What does that look like to you?
- 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,541 It's Manbearpig!
- 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,459 I told you it was real!
- 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,085 Look again.
- 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,629 Ahh!
- 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:09,880 There!
- 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,258 Half man, half bear, and half pig.
- 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,844 Do you see it?
- 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,178 Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore.
- 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,222 Something big is going on,
- 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:21,475 and the American people need to know what.
- 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,685 I'm off!
- 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,603 Wowowoshshhsshh!
- 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:33,154 He's recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain.
- 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:35,531 The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices.
- 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,702 ( Stan ) Hello?
- 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:42,121 Hello-- anybody?
- 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,290 Stan?
- 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,584 Hello?
- 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,627 Stan?
- 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:49,837 Good morning, Kyle.
- 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,047 How are we feeling? - Cartman, what's happened?
- 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:53,507 "What's happened?"
- 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:54,633 Well, let's see.
- 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,927 You bet me that I couldn't prove leprechauns were real,
- 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,095 and if I could prove it,
- 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,347 you had to suck my balls, I believe.
- 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,433 No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon?
- 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,934 You just rest, Kyle.
- 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,477 Look what I made for you.
- 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,229 A sundae.
- 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,564 It has hot fudge and whipped cream
- 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,982 and a cherry.
- 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,985 But I feel like something is missing, don't you, Kyle?
- 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,029 What else belongs on a sundae
- 00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:17,615 besides hot fudge and whipped cream, hmm...
- 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,033 Ugh!
- 00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,784 Hot fudge, whipped cream--
- 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:23,204 what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle?
- 00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:24,914 What else goes on a sundae
- 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,499 besides hot fudge, whipped cream and...
- 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:28,209 Oh, that's right.
- 00:03:28,334 --> 00:03:31,086 My balls.
- 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:32,588 Cartman, what is going on out there?
- 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,131 What happened to Stan?
- 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,507 Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing
- 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,218 and they're gonna nuke it now.
- 00:03:37,343 --> 00:03:39,178 So are you all set for your big photo shoot, Kyle?
- 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,638 Wait, what do you mean? Stan's in danger?
- 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,431 Don't try to change the subject, Kyle.
- 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,265 You've done a really good job
- 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,850 of trying to get out of this bet,
- 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,977 but it's finally time to settle.
- 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,687 Get ready for your sundae, Kyle...
- 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,105 With extra nuts.
- 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,819 Aslan, the evil characters are almost here.
- 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:58,113 Get everyone to the battlefield.
- 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,990 Defend the castle walls.
- 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,451 Quickly, young boy, we need your powers now.
- 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,035 What powers?
- 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,370 I don't understand.
- 00:04:04,495 --> 00:04:05,704 You are real.
- 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,539 You are a creator.
- 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:11,126 That means you can imagine things into existence here.
- 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:13,212 I-- I can?
- 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:16,423 Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack.
- 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,843 The first thing we need is for you to bring him back.
- 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,220 How?
- 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:23,138 You just have to focus your mind.
- 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,432 Imagine Santa and nothing else.
- 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,643 How am I supposed to focus with all this crap going on?
- 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,311 Think only of one thing.
- 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:31,814 Imagine it, believe in it.
- 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,150 Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be.
- 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,075 Butters, you are grounded, mister!
- 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,368 You hear me?
- 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,953 Grounded!
- 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,246 Agh!
- 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:47,663 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:50,958 What are you doing?
- 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,584 We need Santa!
- 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:53,627 I'm trying!
- 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,296 Come on, kid, imagine Santa!
- 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:56,797 Believe in Santa!
- 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,049 You must believe in Santa!
- 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,468 Believe in Santa right now!
- 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,095 Gah-ha!
- 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,097 ♪ Dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah ♪
- 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,932 ♪ Da-di-da ♪
- 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,560 Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that 2-k?
- 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,312 Let's just go with a 5/6, 8 split.
- 00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,229 Cartman, will you shut up?
- 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,231 I'm trying to find out what's going on.
- 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,649 A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place,
- 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,819 this time in our imagination.
- 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,739 Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention,
- 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:22,781 sparking demands by everyone
- 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:26,201 who wants to know exactly what's going on.
- 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:29,830 We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over,
- 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,416 but two days ago there was
- 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,252 a terrorist attack on our imagination,
- 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:39,048 and now our imaginations are running wild.
- 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,091 ( all talking )
- 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,719 Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told?!
- 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:44,970 By attacking our imagination
- 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:48,640 the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot,
- 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,267 and we've determined that the best course of action
- 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,227 is to nuke our imagination.
- 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,815 Is nuking our imagination really prudent?
- 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,109 Aren't there other, more peaceful ways
- 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,153 to get our imagination under control?
- 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,988 Couldn't we try sending Kurt Russell into a portal
- 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,407 to our imagination to try and reason with the--
- 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,825 We tried that,
- 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,745 and Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters!
- 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:11,830 Ouch.
- 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,667 The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things
- 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:18,337 are not real,
- 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,964 the military doesn't need senate approval to nuke them.
- 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,758 That's bullcrap, man!
- 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,135 You can't nuke our imagination!
- 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:28,263 Don't nuke our imagination, bro!
- 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:29,306 Woo!
- 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,392 Mike, does the military have the authority
- 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:32,142 to nuke our imagination?
- 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,478 Uh, clearly they don't, Stephen,
- 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,896 and they're gonna have a big problem
- 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,357 because state government has already set a precedent
- 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,692 that imaginary characters are real.
- 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:43,695 I cite a famous court case of Cartman v. Broflovski
- 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:44,822 in which a U.S. Court found for the plaintiff
- 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:46,949 who saw a leprechaun.
- 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,659 Yes, I believe the defendant
- 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,494 had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case.
- 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,413 That's right, Stephen, yeah.
- 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:53,872 Oh, for the love of God!
- 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:55,332 ( Stan ) Hello?
- 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,708 Can anybody hear me?
- 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:57,751 Stan?
- 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,920 Dude, is that you?
- 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,630 Kyle? Where are you?
- 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,173 I don't see you.
- 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,967 No, I'm not there, I'm in a hospital.
- 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,719 I'm hearing you in my imagination.
- 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:09,847 Oh, that makes sense.
- 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:12,015 Dude, what's happening?
- 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:15,269 I'm in, like, a gumdrop forest.
- 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,937 I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead
- 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,480 with pee in her eye.
- 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:21,483 ( horn blowing )
- 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,734 Wait, hang on.
- 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,820 I think something really big is about to go down.
- 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,326 The evil characters are here!
- 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,412 Defend Castle Sunshine.
- 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:34,705 Hagh!
- 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,424 Hi-yah!
- 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,468 ( grunting )
- 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,890 There's no time left.
- 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:54,850 You have to get control of your imagination
- 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,852 and bring Santa back now!
- 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,813 Santa... Santa...
- 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:00,856 Think!
- 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,484 Jolly old Santa: red suit, white beard!
- 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,320 Red suit, white beard...
- 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:06,820 Santa!
- 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,115 Blaryagh!
- 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,033 Agh!
- 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,161 How does that look?
- 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:16,497 Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame?
- 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:19,500 A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination.
- 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,169 The supreme court has ruled with the military
- 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:25,005 that imaginary things are officially not real
- 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,299 and therefore no approval is needed to nuke them.
- 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:28,759 Thank you.
- 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:29,885 Oh, no.
- 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,345 This, of course, overturns
- 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,514 any imagination-based verdicts in the past,
- 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:34,598 including the famous
- 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,892 Cartman v. Broflovski ball-sucking case.
- 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:38,769 What?
- 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,020 So it appears the military
- 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,147 is ready to proceed with its operation,
- 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:43,774 one they are calling:
- 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:47,402 Operation Nuke the Imagination Through the Imagination Doorway.
- 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,987 Kyle, what's happening?
- 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:51,532 The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland.
- 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:52,366 What?!
- 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,075 You can't let them do that!
- 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,285 What am I supposed to do?
- 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,287 Dude, you have to stall them!
- 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,164 Oh, uh-oh, what is that?!
- 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,666 Hey, get outta here!
- 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:01,083 Leave me alone!
- 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,293 Stan... Stan?
- 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,171 Where are you going?
- 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,756 I'm going to try and save Stan and Butters
- 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,049 from getting nuked. Okay, okay.
- 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,634 But you have to suck my balls first real quick.
- 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,385 No I don't!
- 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,470 The decision was overturned!
- 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,556 We had a deal, Kyle!
- 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:16,932 Yeah, that leprechauns were real,
- 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,350 and the government just declared
- 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,393 they aren't technically real, so I was right!
- 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:20,686 It's over.
- 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,229 I don't have to suck your balls!
- 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,897 It isn't over!
- 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,983 It isn't over, Kyle!
- 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,860 I have not waited this long
- 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:31,029 to see you weasel your way out of this bet!
- 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:34,533 Go ahead and go, but I swear on my life,
- 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,994 before this day is over,
- 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,162 you will suck my balls.
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,541 I swear it!
- 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:51,842 Yeah, it's gets me strong to the finish...
- 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:52,676 ( grunting )
- 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,762 We need more spinach for Popeye.
- 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,514 Ugh!
- 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,057 Ooh!
- 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,268 I got one, I got him!
- 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,644 Hey there! - Huh?
- 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,356 Yay! Yay! Yay!
- 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,275 We're losing the battle!
- 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,360 There are simply too many of them!
- 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,695 Then the day is lost...
- 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,655 ( wonder woman ) Wait, Aslan, look!
- 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,659 What... What happened?
- 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:18,952 You did it, kid!
- 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:22,331 Quickly, Santa, they need you on the battlefield.
- 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:22,831 Huh?
- 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,916 Oh, all right.
- 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,461 Make way for Santa!
- 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,796 Ugh!
- 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,131 Hugh!
- 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,717 Now you see your potential, young creator.
- 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,427 But there is still much more we need from you
- 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,595 if we are to win this day.
- 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,102 This area is restricted, little boy!
- 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,520 Please, I need to talk to the people inside.
- 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,147 They can't set off that nuke.
- 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,524 Get behind the line with the other protesters.
- 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,445 No nukes in out imagination, bro!
- 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,238 Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:56,406 You don't understand.
- 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:57,866 My friend is in Imaginationland.
- 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,326 I can hear him in my head.
- 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,119 You pot-smoking hippies aren't getting through here,
- 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,120 so back off!
- 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,374 Stop that nuke!
- 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,209 ( all chanting ) Stop that nuke!
- 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,086 Stop that nuke!
- 00:11:09,211 --> 00:11:10,754 What's going on here?
- 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,425 The military has to do this.
- 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,970 It's their only way to kill Manbearpig!
- 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,597 Wowowoshshhsshh!
- 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,148 Good, Butters.
- 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,818 Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls.
- 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:33,735 Hughgh!
- 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,488 Aslan, we are losing the battle!
- 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,199 We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves
- 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,201 but now our troops are being shot down
- 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,661 by the Cavity Creeps!
- 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,038 Cavity Creeps?
- 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,748 ( all ) We make holes in teeth!
- 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,667 We make holes in teeth!
- 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,585 What can destroy the Cavity Creeps?
- 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,504 Only <i>Crest Gel with Tartar Control.</i>
- 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:56,133 Quickly, you must imagine a giant <i>Crest Gel.</i>
- 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,138 Yes!
- 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,432 His powers are getting stronger.
- 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,101 We might just have a chance here.
- 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,894 ( Icarus ) Aslan, we've captured a spy.
- 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,187 He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest.
- 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,480 Stan!
- 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,482 Hey, look, I imagined Stan here!
- 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,484 No, no!
- 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,070 I got sucked through Project Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon.
- 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,239 Project Imagination Doorway?
- 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,407 Nevermind.
- 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,784 The battle is almost won.
- 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,745 We can deal with him later.
- 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,079 No, no, you don't understand.
- 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,372 There's a nuke.
- 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,249 The government is about to level this entire place.
- 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,667 What?
- 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,128 Why would they nuke Imaginationland?
- 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,130 So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again.
- 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,591 We can get Imaginationland under control!
- 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,801 The chosen one just needs more time!
- 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,303 The chosen one?
- 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,472 Yeah, it turns out I'm the key.
- 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,892 ( computerized voice ) Missile launch sequence initiated.
- 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,811 All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books.
- 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,645 Sir, we have a security breach.
- 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:51,646 What?!
- 00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,774 There's an unauthorized entry alert.
- 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,025 It's coming from sector two!
- 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,193 Sector two?
- 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,111 Gah!
- 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,491 What the hell do think you're doing,
- 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,284 declaring leprechauns aren't real?!
- 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,952 What?
- 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,914 You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real.
- 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,290 Who are you to say what's real?
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,666 Think about it.
- 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,044 Is blue real? Is love really real?
- 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,463 Imaginary things are things made up by people,
- 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,048 like Santa and Rudolph.
- 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,300 Yeah, and they detract from real things.
- 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,052 Like Jesus.
- 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:24,262 Maybe Jesus is imaginary too.
- 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,931 Ooh, you better not say that.
- 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:26,973 You'll go to Hell.
- 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,893 It's possible that Hell is also imaginary.
- 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,146 So then we're about to nuke Hell.
- 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,357 That's a good thing, right?
- 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,275 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's good, that's a good thing, yeah.
- 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,069 What if Heaven is imaginary?
- 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:39,861 We'd be nuking Heaven.
- 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,863 Yeah, but it wouldn't be real.
- 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,114 So it'd be all right.
- 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,574 Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing--
- 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,452 Santa and Jesus and Hell and leprechauns.
- 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:50,664 Maybe they're all real in the same way, right?
- 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,833 Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary
- 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,043 but Jesus and Hell are real.
- 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,378 Well, then what about Buddha?
- 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,255 Well, of course he's imaginary!
- 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,507 Oh, see, now you're being intolerant, Tom.
- 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,551 Am I real?
- 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,844 All right, enough!
- 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,303 Keep that kid out of our way
- 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,264 and let's get back to the nuking at hand!
- 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,057 No, leprechauns are real Goddamn it!
- 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,353 ( Stan ) Kyle?
- 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,939 Kyle, what happened?
- 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,274 Nothing.
- 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,775 What?
- 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,819 Nothing happened-- there's nothing I can do.
- 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,112 Dude, you can't let the government
- 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:23,947 fire off that nuke.
- 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:24,823 They say they can do whatever they want
- 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,033 because imaginary things aren't real.
- 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,369 Well, you have to convince them they are real.
- 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,912 No way, dude.
- 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,122 Then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls.
- 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,291 Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right?
- 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,625 Hang-- hang on, Kyle.
- 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:36,835 Jesus wants to talk to you.
- 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:37,919 Huh?
- 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,131 ( Jesus ) Hello, Kyle, this is Jesus.
- 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,716 Oh, boy.
- 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,718 What seems to be the problem, my child?
- 00:14:44,843 --> 00:14:46,261 Jesus, I can't do anything!
- 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,304 I'm just a fourth-grader
- 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:50,098 going against the entire government!
- 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,684 Hello... Jesus?
- 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:56,688 ( Luke ) No-- hey, Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker.
- 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,189 Ugh!
- 00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,691 Look, I know this seems like an impossible task,
- 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,861 but you remember when I brought down the Death Star?
- 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,696 I mean, that seemed impossible too, right?
- 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,865 Yeah, I guess.
- 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,367 Okay, now hold on because Superman is here
- 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:10,577 and he wants to say something.
- 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:13,288 ( superman ) Kyle, this is Superman.
- 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,873 Hi, Superman.
- 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,667 I know that saving people can be a big responsibility,
- 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,502 but no matter what it takes, it's worth it.
- 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:20,754 I know.
- 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,005 You can do this, Kyle.
- 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,215 Now hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you.
- 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,300 Oh, God.
- 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,718 Yes, God is here too.
- 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,470 He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch.
- 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,518 Agh... Agh!
- 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,687 Popeye, I need some help here!
- 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,398 Popeye is being killed by Christmas Critters!
- 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,567 Ahghgh!
- 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,945 Ughgh-- Gets 'em off a me!
- 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,280 Hey, what is that?
- 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,826 More spinach for Popeye!
- 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,624 Imagine a M-60 for Jesus!
- 00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,250 All right!
- 00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,710 The boy is doing it!
- 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,338 Everything is going to be okay!
- 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,925 ( computerized voice ) Missile launch in one minute.
- 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,426 Goddamn it!
- 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,470 You stupid assholes are gonna ruin everything!
- 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,055 Prepare for launch.
- 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,390 Sir, we have a security breach!
- 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:14,516 What?!
- 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,976 There's an unauthorized entry alert.
- 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,352 It's coming from sector two!
- 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,603 Sector two?
- 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:19,562 Agh!
- 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,149 Kyle?
- 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,859 What the hell are you doing back here?
- 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,069 Listen, you don't have to do this.
- 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,571 Our imaginations aren't running wild any more!
- 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,323 Why is it so easy for children
- 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,866 to break into the Pentagon?
- 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,618 You have to stop!
- 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,788 If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet
- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,706 that leprechauns weren't real.
- 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,499 So why do you care what happens?
- 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,960 Because I, I...
- 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:45,463 Um, because I think they are real.
- 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,340 It's all real.
- 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,550 Think about it.
- 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,427 Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus
- 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,594 affected your lives
- 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,680 more than most real people in this room?
- 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,474 I mean, whether Jesus is real or not,
- 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,226 he's had a bigger impact on the world
- 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,561 than any of us have.
- 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,104 And the same can be said for Bugs Bunny
- 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,481 and Superman and Harry Potter.
- 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,567 They've changed my life,
- 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,569 changed the way I act on the earth.
- 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,988 Doesn't that make them kind of real?
- 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,323 They might be imaginary,
- 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,368 but they're more important than most of us here...
- 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,329 And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead.
- 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,457 So in a way...
- 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,584 Those things are more realer than any of us.
- 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,386 ( whistling and cheering )
- 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,721 Abort the sequence.
- 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,141 ( horn honking )
- 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,563 So, Kyle, imaginary things are real, huh?
- 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,357 Guess that means I did win the bet after all.
- 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,068 And you know what that means, Kyle.
- 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:49,736 Just let it go with your fucking balls already,
- 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,196 you fucking asshole!
- 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,322 Your friends have been in danger
- 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,199 and all you care about is this stupid bet.
- 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,159 Well, I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet,
- 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,744 that I am never sucking your balls!
- 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,995 You got that?!
- 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,121 They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life
- 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,665 but I am never going to suck your balls ever!
- 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,125 So there!
- 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,502 What happened?!
- 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,961 Why hasn't the missile gone off?!
- 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,671 There's been an abort Mr. Gore.
- 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:09,756 No!
- 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,424 Manbearpig has to die!
- 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,592 Oh, Jesus, no!
- 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:18,223 Hahgghgh!
- 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,725 ( screaming )
- 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,359 That's it, Aslan!
- 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:30,985 The evil characters have fled!
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,988 The day is ours!
- 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,574 Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
- 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,203 Kyle!
- 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,163 Fellas, where'd you come from?
- 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,623 ( nuke whistling )
- 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,874 What is that?
- 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,840 ( sirens blaring )
- 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,320 Huh...
- 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,330 ( groaning )
- 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,008 He did it!
- 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,635 Oh, look, I'm back!
- 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,596 Nice going, kid!
- 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,764 Great job! - Yeah! - All right, - Butters!
- 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,391 The evil characters!
- 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,768 They're all back behind the wall again!
- 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,645 Dude, how did you do that, Butters?
- 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,565 I just... Used my imagination!
- 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,026 Aww! Aww! Aww! Aww!
- 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,737 You know, I really have learned a lot, you guys.
- 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,947 What Kyle said about imaginary things being real,
- 00:19:58,072 --> 00:19:59,782 and Butters using his imagination,
- 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:00,783 it makes me think that--
- 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,911 Well, maybe we all have the power
- 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,162 to make things a reality.
- 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,709 Oh, why, look, it's me!
- 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,212 And...
- 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,047 And there's Kyle!
- 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,548 And what's Kyle about to do?
- 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,509 Cartman, don't.
- 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,677 Oh, Kyle!
- 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,013 What are you doing to my balls?
- 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,264 Oh-ho, look!
- 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,891 It's Kyle sucking my balls!
- 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:25,850 Dude.
- 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,101 Oh, my God!
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,520 Oh, Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you?
- 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,898 I told you you would suck my balls before this was over,
- 00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:32,982 didn't I, Kyle?
- 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,442 I'm not sucking your balls.
- 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,860 That's imaginary!
- 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,695 No, Kyle, I believe you said
- 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,405 that imaginary things are real.
- 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,074 That's true, you did!
- 00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:42,617 Oh, look at you go, Kyle!
- 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,868 Oh, you dirty girl.
- 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,203 You love those balls!
- 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,455 ( laughing )
- 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,790 okay, Kyle, that's enough ball-sucking.
- 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,668 We need to get you boys home.
- 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,628 I am not sucking Cartman's balls!
- 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,339 Whatever you imagine to be real is real!
- 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,383 Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
- 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,844 ( Mr. Stotch ) Butters... Butters!
- 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:02,887 Huh?!
- 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,013 What?
- 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:06,057 Oh...
- 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,976 Oh, it was all just a dream.
- 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,478 Come on, Butters, time to get up.
- 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,689 Oh, Dad, I had the craziest dream.
- 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,857 I saved all of Imaginationland from running wild
- 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:15,817 after a terrorist attack!
- 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,528 You were in Imaginationland, Butters!
- 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:19,737 We've read all about it in the paper.
- 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,072 The question is:
- 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,198 what were you doing in Imaginationland
- 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,158 when you were supposed to be helping your mother
- 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,493 clean up the basement?
- 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,619 You are grounded, mister!
- 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,623 Aww.
- 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,333 Wait, I'm not grounded.
- 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,751 Oh, yes, you are!
- 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,253 Oh, yeah?
- 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,465 That only works in Imaginationland.
- 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,508 You're grounded!
- 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,179 Aw, shit.
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