Воображляндия, эпизод II — Правительство пытается с помощью Стэна и Кайла попасть в Воображляндию. Тем временем там захватывают власть злые персонажи.

Предыдущая серия S11 E10 Воображляндия

Следующая серия S11 E12 Воображляндия, эпизод III

Воображляндия, эпизод II

Imaginationland Episode II

Сезон: 11Серия: 11

Описание

Правительство пытается с помощью Стэна и Кайла попасть в Воображляндию. Тем временем там захватывают власть злые персонажи.

Субтитры

00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:16,590 South Park S11E11 - Imaginationland (18.10.07) (Воображландия) Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
00:00:16,690 --> 00:00:24,700 перевод: shoke (shoke@sibmail.com) тайминг: shoke Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:27,400 специально для http://uzhe.vtomske.ru Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/
00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,750 В предыдущей серии "БатлСтар галактике".
00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:37,760 -Что это за место?! В предыдущей серии "БатлСтар галактике".
00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:38,750 -Что это за место?!
00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:42,000 -Это? Воображландия.
00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:44,060 -АЛЛАХ!!!
00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:47,120 -Мы должны выбираться отсюда!
00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:48,330 -Подождите пацаны!
00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,440 -Баттерс?!.
00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:52,700 -Террористы только что захватили...
00:00:53,350 --> 00:00:54,780 -Наше воображение.
00:00:54,800 --> 00:01:00,290 -Если террористы взорвут этот барьер, все самое ужасное, что только можно себе вообразить вылетит наружу!
00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,170 -Аллах!
00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:09,280 Эпизод 2.
00:01:13,090 --> 00:01:15,350 -Баттерс, время завтракать.
00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:20,510 -О, Боже, это был всего лишь сон.
00:01:20,570 --> 00:01:23,390 -Давай Баттерс, мама приготовила тебе вафли
00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:25,480 -О, Мама, Папа...
00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,860 -Мне приснился сон, будто я оказался в Воображландии, а террористы напали на них!..
00:01:28,930 --> 00:01:32,070 -Ты и сейчас в Воображландии. Это сон.
00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:32,730 -А?..
00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,840 -Эй! Проснись дурачок!
00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,380 -Давай, просыпайся парень!
00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,940 -Не, погодите! Я был дома, в постели!
00:01:40,990 --> 00:01:43,520 -Нет, ты вырубился и обсосал штаны!
00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,470 -Смотрите! Зло из ужасной части воображения лезет наружу!
00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:03,660 -Ооо гамбургеры!
00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:05,400 -Аллах!
00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:10,540 -Все, быстрее в большой дурацкий лес!
00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:11,550 -Иди со мной, молодой человек,
00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:14,260 -Я доставлю тебя домой!
00:02:14,350 --> 00:02:16,730 -Ааа! Это чужой!!!
00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,400 -Хищник!
00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,530 -Послушайте, мы вам уже рассказали, все что знаем.
00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:40,680 -Появился какой-то парень на большом шаре, и отвез в страну Воображландию.
00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,530 -Мы хотим знать, как?
00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:44,600 -Мы должны найти путь в страну Воображландию.
00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:47,250 -Вы были там, как вы это сделали?
00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:48,250 -Мы просто...
00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:49,550 -Прилетели туда на шаре...
00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:52,250 -Должен был быть какой-то портал или проход.
00:02:52,270 --> 00:02:53,540 -Чувак, мы не помним.
00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,420 -Ты вообще понимаешь, что происходит?!
00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:57,870 -Террористы напали на наше воображение!
00:02:57,950 --> 00:03:00,360 -И теперь наше воображение выходит из под контроля.
00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,660 -Вам лучше начать вспоминать!..
00:03:02,670 --> 00:03:04,930 -Это были Китайцы, не так ли?..
00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,010 -Что?..
00:03:06,170 --> 00:03:09,900 -Мы подозреваем, что Китайское правительство, работало над проходом в воображение.
00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:11,290 -Вы работаете на них?!
00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,040 -Нет!..
00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:13,140 -Ведь так, не так ли?!
00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:15,660 -Где китайцы держать портал? Как он работает?!
00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,970 -Он лучше, чем наш?!
00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,010 -Ваш что?
00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:23,000 -Наш секретный портал в Воображландию, был построен в 1962 году, чтобы победить Совет...
00:03:23,090 --> 00:03:24,650 -Ш-ш-ш, Том?..
00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,650 -Это сверхсекретно.
00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,580 -Ой, прошу прощения сэр.
00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:32,300 -Стойте... Правительство США, обладает порталом в воображение?..
00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,160 -Ну вот, молодец Том!
00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:36,770 -Почему бы тебе всё им не рассказать о проекте Х.
00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:41,420 -Да, сэр. Мы построили портал в воображение, что бы использовать его против Русских, во время холодной войны. Но мы никогда не исп...
00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:45,220 -Это был сарказм! Я говорил с сарказмом, ебаный ты долбоеб!!!
00:03:45,290 --> 00:03:46,950 -О, Боже, я очень извиняюсь, сэр...
00:03:46,990 --> 00:03:50,080 -Если вы уже построили проход в воображение, зачем нужны мы?
00:03:50,110 --> 00:03:54,280 -Ладно, возможно мы можем показать это им. ...Черт тебя дери Том...
00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,800 -Каждую ночь... я вижу один и тот же сон...
00:03:58,610 --> 00:04:01,120 -Я иду на встречу со своим другом Кайлом.
00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:03,970 -Потому что мы поспорили, что если я докажу реальность леприконов,
00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:06,380 -Он пососет мои яйца.
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,380 -И как оказалось, я был прав.
00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,730 -Время платить Кайл... Кайл... кайл... кайл...
00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:15,170 -Но потом...
00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,860 -Неет!..
00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,970 -Нееееет!!!
00:04:22,190 --> 00:04:23,940 -НЕЕЕЕЕТ!! -Его забрали у меня...
00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,060 -У меня сухие яйца...
00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,600 -Яйца настолько сухие...
00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,610 -Они рассыпаются как пыль...
00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:36,350 -Ты в порядке малыш?
00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:37,300 -Нет.
00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:39,430 -У меня сухие яйца.
00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,500 -И у меня мало времени...
00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:59,180 -Все время, с момента начала "холодной войны", правительство США работало над секретным проектом
00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:02,370 -Сделать проход в воображение,
00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:03,300 -Он называется:
00:05:03,430 --> 00:05:07,380 -Проект: Дверь в воображение.
00:05:07,470 --> 00:05:09,890 -Как-то не особо оригинально.
00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,820 -Согласно тестам и всем данным, проход должен работать,
00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:14,740 -Но...
00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:16,550 -Он так и не заработал.
00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:17,930 -Но мы уже близки, сэр.
00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,180 -Мы очень близко.
00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,340 -Он это уже 40 лет говорит.
00:05:21,450 --> 00:05:22,470 -Вы те самые, да?
00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,120 -Дети, которые побывали внутри воображения?
00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,180 -Наверно да.
00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,110 -Каким образом вы попали туда?
00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:31,400 -Мы знаем должен быть какой-то специальный код, но мы не можем его найти.
00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:36,300 -Слушайте, мы извиняемся, но шар просто поднялся в воздух, и тот чувак спел песню, и мы вдруг очутились там.
00:05:36,310 --> 00:05:38,810 -Песню? Вы, раньше, ничего не говорили насчет песни.
00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:39,970 -Что за песня?
00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,720 -Песня воображения.
00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:42,920 -Возможно это оно!
00:05:42,970 --> 00:05:46,230 -Фрактальный конвертор не работал, потому что нужен был мульти-тунельный код!
00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:49,500 -Быстрее мальчики, как поется песня воображения?
00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:53,770 -Воообрааажениииеее
00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:56,730 -ВООоОООбражееениииее
00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,270 -Сэр, я получаю какой-то электрический сигнал из ворот.
00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:02,450 -Он слабый, но... он реагирует на что-то...
00:06:02,490 --> 00:06:05,920 -Продолжение есть у песни воображения?! Как поется остальное?!
00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:10,370 -ВоооОбрАААжееениеее.
00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:12,400 -ВооображениИИЕеее
00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:13,890 -Не, не, чувак, там дальше выше идет.
00:06:13,980 --> 00:06:16,910 -воооообрААЖЕЕЕНИИЕЕ -брааААЖЕЕЕНИЕЕ...
00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:19,250 -Чувак, мы не помним, песня реально была длинная и тупая.
00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:21,280 -Я тут с вами не в игрушки играю!
00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:26,400 -У нас мало времени! Вы должны вспомнить эту песню, от начала до конца!
00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:30,950 -Мэр!
00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:32,720 -Мэр? Что нам делать?..
00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:36,030 -Пожалуйста, сэр, мне нужно домой, в мой мир!..
00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:37,230 -А, ну...
00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:41,640 -Все что тебе нужно сделать, это стукнуть пятками друг об друга 3 раза!
00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:42,690 -Правда?
00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:46,400 -НЕТ, ЕБЛАН БЕЗМОЗГЛЫЙ, ЭТО БЛЯТЬ ШУТКА БЫЛА!
00:06:47,820 --> 00:06:50,710 -Мэр, что нам делать, снёрф, снёрф!
00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,720 -Доберитесь до замка "Солнечный лучик"!
00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,120 -Это единственная надежда!
00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:55,640 -Замок "Солнечный лучик"?..
00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,730 -Через дурацкий лес...
00:06:57,940 --> 00:07:00,650 -Остальные спрятались там, идите! Бегите!!!
00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,750 -Берегитесь злых персонажей!
00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,670 -Они засели на юно-юной горе!
00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,730 -Мы свободны!
00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:11,990 -Теперь вся Воображландия, принадлежит нам!
00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,410 -Не вся, тупой орк!
00:07:14,490 --> 00:07:18,170 -Осталось еще часть Воображландии, которую мы не контролируем.
00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:22,450 -Завтра, мы должны построить свой замок, прямо на этом месиве!
00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:24,990 -Кто назначил тебя главным, когтистый?..
00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,740 -Я, здесь, самое злое, существо.
00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,060 -Нонсенс! Твое зло - ничто.
00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,830 -Я самое злое воображаемое существо!
00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:38,060 -Да ладно вам, йоу.
00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,650 -Мы не должны драться, мы должны быть на одной стороне.
00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:43,180 -Ога, ты прав, белочная-белка.
00:07:43,270 --> 00:07:44,890 -Огааааааааааа!!!
00:07:45,390 --> 00:07:48,230 -А это что и откуда?
00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:51,950 -Их придумал какой-то четвероклассник, как часть своей рождественской истории.
00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:53,330 -Да ладно, йоу!
00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:54,680 -Мы не должны тратить время на ссоры,
00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,290 -Возможно, там остались выжившие,
00:07:56,450 --> 00:07:58,460 -Мы должны выследить их и убить.
00:07:58,540 --> 00:07:59,700 -И съесть их плоть!
00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,800 -Но сначала, мы должны изнасиловать их!
00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,500 -А как насчет, сначала убить их,
00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:07,910 -А потом изнасиловать их тела, а их кровь использовать как смазку!
00:08:07,950 --> 00:08:09,550 -Точно, хорошая идея, Медвежий-мишка.
00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:13,260 -Урааа!!
00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:18,090 -Чувак, я бы не хотел встретиться с детишками, которые выдумали этих животных.
00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,410 -Слушайте, мне нужны долбаные ответы!
00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:22,520 -Вы забрали моего друга, сюда в Вашингтон, где он?
00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,660 -Что происходит?!
00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:26,360 -Прошу прощения сэр, но это закрытая информация.
00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:29,250 -Что-то происходит, и у меня есть право знать, где находится мой друг!
00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,940 -Кое-кто задает слишком много вопросов насчет того, что происходит.
00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:33,320 -Дайте я разберусь с этим.
00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:39,060 -Я сожалею, но такой вещи как "проект: Дверь в Воображландию" не существует.
00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:40,590 -"Дверь в Воображландию".
00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:43,960 -Он начался в 60-ых, как секретный правительственный проект.
00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:44,760 -Точно.
00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:47,680 -Вооображениииеее...
00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:48,220 -Вооббраааж...
00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,580 -Пого-погоди, по-моему, тут было чуть мягче, как бы полушаг, смена тональности...
00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:53,360 -ВоооОобрАжение..
00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:54,910 -Точно! А потом...
00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:56,470 -ВооображЕЕниее...
00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:57,990 -ВооображЕееЕЕЕние...
00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,750 -ВообраажеЕЕЕЕнИИЕее...
00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:05,630 -Он открылся!
00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:06,870 -Открылся!
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,240 -Получаю информацию с другой стороны,
00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:10,590 -Во-вот оно!
00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,010 -Мы совершили прорыв в воображение, сэр!
00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:17,960 -Ну, все хватит, хорош!
00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,890 -У нас еще куча работы, народ.
00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:25,960 -Нужно войти туда, и взять воображение под контроль.
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,260 -Далеко еще до замка "Солнечный лучик"?
00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:35,170 -Снёрфь, я не уверен, снерф снерф снерф.
00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,780 -Я никогда там не был.
00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,010 -Что это было?
00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:40,060 -Сюда...
00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:43,040 -О, свят!
00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:45,470 -Это же, Клубничная Мелка-пироженка!
00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:49,380 -Пожалуйста! Отпустите меня!
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,230 -Боже мой! Снерф!
00:10:01,270 --> 00:10:02,990 -Теперь, убейте её.
00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:05,010 -Э, э, погоди а.
00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:06,110 -Нельзя её просто так убивать,
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,210 -Это не достаточно зловеще.
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,390 -В смысле, мы ей глаз выкололи!
00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,200 -Ага, это супер-мощно!
00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:11,990 -Да ладно, йоу,
00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,390 -Мы можем гораздо лучше чем это,
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,730 -Эй, я знаю!
00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:17,000 -Давайте нассым ей в пустую глазницу!
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:20,480 -Давайте заставим её съесть свой глаз, а потом нассым в глазницу!
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:25,780 -А как насчет, что бы найти кого-нибудь СПИДозника, который нассал бы в ей глазницу, что бы она подыхала медленно?
00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:27,570 -Огада!!! -Верняк!!! -УРААА!!
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,350 -Тут ни у кого нет СПИДа.
00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:35,610 -Но мы должны найти СПИДозника, перед тем как нассать ей в глаз!
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:38,390 -Не расстраивайтесь, йоу. Полюбому мы найдем какую-нибудь спидозную тварь, здесь, в лесу.
00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,940 -Бе... Бежим. Бежим! Бежим!!!
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:55,750 -И так, бойцы. Мы не знаем, что вас ждет, по другую сторону этого прохода.
00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,780 -Но там, скорее всего, будет очень странно.
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:03,590 -Если вы достигните нашего воображения, вы можете использовать любые средства, что бы вернуть ситуацию под контроль!
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,170 -Вы готовы? -ДА СЭР!
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,160 -Вы готовы, Курт Рассел?
00:11:07,260 --> 00:11:10,860 -Я... Я не понимаю, зачем я здесь. Я всего лишь актер...
00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,570 -Да, но вы снимались в одном фильме, потипу того, что сейчас происходит.
00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:15,990 -Это делает вас более подготовленным, чем кто-либо.
00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:16,940 -Ну ладно, пошли!
00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,310 -Бойцы! Вперед!
00:11:19,390 --> 00:11:20,740 -Сэр, у нас на связи служба безопасности.
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:21,350 -Что?
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,250 -Не авторизированное проникновение, похоже, что в секторе 2.
00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:26,170 -Сектора 2?
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:29,900 -Картман?
00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:32,580 -Привет Кайл!..
00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,880 -Думал слинять от своих обязательств?
00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:35,950 -Ты кто, черт тебя дери, такой?!
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,450 -Тот парень, поспорил со мной, что если докажу что видел леприкона, он будет сосать мои яйца!
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,830 -Уберите его отсюда!
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:43,370 -Не! Погодите секунду!
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,140 -У меня есть контракт, подтвержденный судебной системой США!
00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:48,830 -Дайте мне посмотреть.
00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:54,160 -Зачем ты согласился, сосать кому-то яйца?
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:57,020 -Я не думал, что на самом деле будет этот чертов леприкон!
00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:59,050 -Ладно, вы вдвоем можете воспользоваться конференс залом.
00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:00,470 -Вперед, у нас есть работа, которой нужно заняться.
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:01,280 -Чег?..
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:02,960 -Пого... я хочу увидеть, что тут будет!
00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:06,230 -Ты подписал соглашение, парень, у нас мало времени, иди и сделай это
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:08,920 -Стэн?..
00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,480 -Чувак, ты заключил договор...
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:15,880 -Конференс зал, это в какую сторону?..
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,750 -Так, так, так... ну вот мы и здесь, Кайл.
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,230 -Ты пытался кинуть меня, но я нашел тебя.
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,810 -Я не кидал.
00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:25,350 -Меня забрало правительство.
00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:28,400 -Ну что ж, мы теперь здесь. Остальное не важно.
00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:29,880 -Не хочешь орешков?
00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:33,460 -Ах да, не стоит набивать рот, это всего на несколько минут.
00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:35,390 -Картман, ты вообще в курсе что происходит?..
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:39,240 -Мы были в Воображландии, напали террористы, а наше правительство со...
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:45,020 -О, Боже, прости Кайл. Просто ты меня конкретно утомил своей историей,
00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:49,860 -Видишь ли, мне больше интересна та часть, где леприкон существует, и ты сосешь мои яйца...
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,350 -Хорошо, ладно, знаешь что? Давай просто сделаем это.
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,410 -Не-не-не-не-не, не так быстро, Кайл.
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:59,450 -Я долго ждал этого момента. И я хочу насладиться каждой секундой.
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:02,730 -Не, я серьезно. Я хочу увидеть, что там будет, давай просто сделаем это.
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,630 -Не так быстро, Кайл...
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,820 -Есть пара вещей, которые мне нужно сделать.
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:10,240 -К слову, у меня не было шанса побывать в душе, пока я добирался сюда.
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:13,110 -Мои яйца, хорошенько замариновались.
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,500 -ДАВАЙ УЖЕ ЗАКОНЧИМ С ЭТИМ!
00:13:17,970 --> 00:13:20,190 -Входим в портал через 5 секунд.
00:13:20,230 --> 00:13:22,480 -Курт Рассел, проверьте связь?
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,800 -Проверка, один, два...
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,800 -Удачи бойцы! С Божьей помощью!
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,870 -Что там у нас?
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,830 -Курт Рассел, вы слышите меня?
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,420 -Мы на месте.
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,120 -Мы где-то...
00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:54,430 -Они внутри воображения, сэр.
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,070 -Что вы там видите?
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,250 -Здесь много... больших грибов,
00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,240 -Красочная трава.
00:13:59,690 --> 00:14:01,660 -Какие-то замки на горизонте,
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,060 -Подождите...
00:14:03,270 --> 00:14:05,020 -Что-то движется к нам!..
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,710 -Оно идет из кустов...
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,910 -ЭТО!..
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,900 -А... это просто маленькая мила белочка.
00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,490 -Эй, она разговаривает.
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,550 -Маленькая белочка разговаривает.
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,400 -Ооо, воображаемая говорящая белочка.
00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:23,480 -Спросите у белки, что она знает о террористической атаке?
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,460 -Подождите минутку,
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:25,860 -У белочки есть друзья...
00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:28,600 -Тут целая банда, маленьких грызунов...
00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:30,990 -Подождите... маленькие грызуны...
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,750 -Тут разговаривающий медведь и бобер...
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,510 -Похоже они рождественские грызуны...
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:36,890 -Привет.
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:38,280 -Они здороваются.
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,610 -ВЫТАСКИВАЙТЕ ИХ ОТТУДА!
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:39,880 -Что?!
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,530 -СКАЖИТЕ, ЧТО БЫ ОНИ УХОДИЛИ СЕЙЧАСЖЕ!
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,500 -Что с тобой?
00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:46,670 -О!..э... у зверушек, глазки стали святится красным...
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,150 -Здравствуйте зверушки, вы знаете как...
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,640 -Курт Рассел, что происходит?!
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,510 -ОНИ НАСИЛУЮТ МЕНЯ!!!
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:59,140 -ОНИ НАААССИИИИЛУУУУЮТ МЕЕЕЕНЯЯЯ!!!!
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,700 -ВЫБЕРАЙТЕСЬ ОТТУДА, КУРТ РАССЕЛ!
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,480 -ОНИ НАСИЛУЮТ НАС ВСЕХ!!!
00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:05,230 -КАК БОЛЬНО!!!
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:08,440 -ОНИ НАСИЛУЮТ НАС И ЭТО БОЛЬНО!!!
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,920 -Я думаю насчет использования, быстрой съемки, с меньшим разрешением, а ты как думаешь?
00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:17,810 -ЧЕРТ ВОЗЬМИ КАРТМАН! Может хватит уже трахать мозг?!
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,140 -Я хочу быстрее закончить с этим!
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,910 -Да, ты прав кайл, большее разрешение позволит сфокусироваться на деталях.
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,420 -Вот так. ^_^
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,200 -Так, теперь, Кайл, когда ты будешь сосать мои яйца,
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,890 -Ты будешь думать о том, как я был прав насчет леприкона?
00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:34,520 -Или ты будешь фокусироваться на том, на сколько соленые мои яйца на вкус?
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:35,850 -Давай просто сделаем это!
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:37,480 -Всему своё время, Кайл.
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,230 -Надеюсь ты не перебил аппетит.
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,380 -Яйцо-голодание?
00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:43,920 -Видишь ли, Кайл, я хочу, что бы этот момент, ты...
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,430 -Все, живо в главный холл, сейчас, пошли!
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,450 -Нет, нет, мы еще не закончили.
00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:51,780 -Быстро в главный холл, сейчас же!
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:52,660 -Нет!
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,310 -Черт подери, нет!!!
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,140 -О, блин, снёрф, снёрв.
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:01,500 -Мои ножки сильно устали, снёрф, снерф!
00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:05,150 -Ааа... Снёрф, не мог бы ты пасть свою закрыть, хотя бы на 5 минут?..
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,400 -Подождите, вот оно!
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:07,390 -Мы сделали это!
00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,610 -Замок "Солнечный лучик"!
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,090 -Торопитесь, быстрее во внутрь!
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:17,500 -Злые воображаемые герои наступают!
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,720 -Закрыть ворота, приготовить пушки!
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:20,880 -Стойте!
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:21,750 -Стоооойте!
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,620 -А вы что за воображаемые герои?
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:27,720 -Король-леденец, из леденцового леса...
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:31,210 -А я Снёрф, снерф, снерф, снерф.
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,600 -А ты, что за воображаемый герой?
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,040 -О, а, э, я не воображаемый,
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,170 -Я Баттерс.
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,350 -Что такое Баттерс?
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:43,090 -Мэр привез его, и еще других детей в Воображландию, прямо, перед тем как напали террористы.
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:47,170 -Так ты пришел из реального мира, в то же самое время, что и террористы?
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,750 -Похоже, это имеет связь...
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,680 -Я?... Я просто играл со своими друзьями,.. и мы поймали леприкона,
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,200 -А потом тот...
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:54,620 -Вы поймали леприкона?
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:55,590 -Взять его!
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,490 -Ваша светлость, он не против нас, снерф снерф.
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,930 -Говорите, что происходит?!
00:17:04,870 --> 00:17:08,080 -Что-то... идет к нам через врата... с другой стороны!
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:14,990 -Что это?!
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:15,950 -Это похоже...
00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:17,970 -Получеловек, полумедведь!
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,370 -И полусвин!
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:22,920 -О! Нет, нет, подождите!
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:26,430 -Это похоже, полумедведь, получеловекосвин!
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:28,960 -Берегись!
00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:34,370 -Нет! Мне кажется это больше, получеловек, и полусвиномедведь!
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,860 -Перенаправьте проход, отправьте это назад!
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:40,950 -КАЙЛ?!
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:05,300 -Пожалуйста! Я не помогал террористам, попасть в Воображландию!
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,220 -Честно!
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,310 -Это решать консулам девяти.
00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:14,910 -Не беспокойся парень, консилиум 9и состоит из самых мудрых воображаемых героев, во всей Воображландии.
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:19,440 -Великие консулы, настали темные времена,
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,580 -Злые силы на подходе к нашим вратам, как мы и говорили.
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,000 -Зевс, считает, что мы должны эвакуироваться.
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:30,280 -Да, их сила превосходит нашу. Если они дают нам шанс уйти, мы должны воспользоваться им.
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,310 -А что скажешь ты, Морфеус?
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:35,070 -Откуда нам знать, что они дадут нам уйти?
00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:36,810 -Это предложение может быть ловушкой.
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:39,410 -Возможно, нам стоит перелететь в Храм Олдерон,
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,510 -Там им нас, точно не достать.
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,870 -Нет, мы не можем.
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,020 -Да что с вами? Это наш дом!
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,300 -Мы должны сражаться!
00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:48,270 -Должны сделать, так как должно быть.
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:51,560 -Я с Иисусом. Злые персонажи, не отпустят нас просто так.
00:18:51,690 --> 00:18:54,820 Говорит по папайски.
00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,460 -Может быть, Папай.
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,150 -Но у нас нет выбора.
00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:02,170 -Простите за мое вторжение, консулы девяти.
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,790 -Но, вот этот мальчик, пришел к нам из реального мира.
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:06,950 -Введите его сюда.
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:11,150 -Разряд.
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,020 -Мне жаль...
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,720 -Он покинул нас.
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:24,070 -Нет... Кайл не может умереть...
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,990 -Мне жаль, дитя...
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:29,110 -Кайл?..
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:35,450 -Ну, как минимум, теперь ему не надо сосать чьи-либо яйца...
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,530 -НЕЕЕТ!
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,010 -Нет, у него сильно сердце! Он будет жить!
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,310 -Давай, Кайл!
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:42,380 -Давай, дружище!
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,740 -Он покинул нас, дитя...
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,130 -Еще раз - электрошок!
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,050 -Делайте!
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,150 -Заряжаю. -БЫСТРЕЕ!
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:54,480 -Давай дружище... -Разряд...
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,180 -Отойди отсюда!
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:07,190 -Черт возьми, Кайл! Ты никогда не сдавался! Борись!!!
00:20:07,650 --> 00:20:08,030 -Борись!
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:08,940 -БОРИСЬ!!!
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,170 -СЕЙЧАЙ ЖЕ!!!
00:20:10,990 --> 00:20:11,800 -Борись!..
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:14,060 -Борись...БОРИИСЬ!!!
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,140 -Дайте ему кислород...
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,110 -Лег-легче...
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:37,010 -Я верю, это дитя, попало в Воображландию, не просто так.
00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:39,730 -Возможно, Мэр, знал, то, что нам не ведомо.
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,210 -Что ты хочешь сказать, Аслан?
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,240 -Если мы возьмем контроль в свои...
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:47,190 -Да. Если мы возьмем контроль над силами зла,
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,910 -Этот маленький мальчик может стать ключом...
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,610 -Ааа... я - ключ?
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:54,790 -Можно я не буду ключом, Морфеус, я не хочу быть ключом...
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:59,010 -Если ты хочешь снова увидеть свой мир, дитя, тебе придется принять этот вызов.
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:05,080 -Но...но я должен быть сейчас в школе, а не тут, со снерфом, папаем, люком скайвокером...
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,600 -Это трудное время, для всех нас, молодой человек.
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,270 -Но только веря в себя,
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,040 -Можно сделать все правильно...
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:22,530 -Сэр, вы уверены насчет этого?
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:24,220 -У нас нет другого выбора.
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,270 -Террористы нанесли удар по нашему самому уязвимому месту.
00:21:27,970 --> 00:21:29,440 -У нас нет других вариантов...
00:21:29,490 --> 00:21:34,870 -Мы должны взорвать наше воображение...
00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:46,580 -Проснись, Кайл.
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:52,580 Распространитель http://south-parkx.info/

00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:09,885 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,804 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,556 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,225 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,394 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,689 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,107 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,817 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,947 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,949 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:37,621 Previously on <i>Battlestar Galactica.</i>
00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,165 What is this place?
00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:41,417 This is Imaginationland!
00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,586 Allah!
00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,006 We have to get out of here!
00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,674 Hold on, fellas!
00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,468 Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters!
00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:54,638 Terrorists have just attacked our imagination.
00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,599 If the terrorists blow that barrier,
00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,726 all the most evil things ever imagined
00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,352 are gonna pour out!
00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,104 Allah! Allah! Allah! - No!
00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:14,742 Butters, time for breakfast.
00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,410 Ahh, huh?
00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,037 But...
00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,456 Oh, jeez, it was just a dream.
00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,791 Come on, Butters.
00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,501 Mom's cooked waffles and 'nanas for you.
00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,169 Oh, Mom, Dad!
00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,046 I dreamt I was in Imaginationland
00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:28,589 and then terrorists attacked it!
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,341 You are in Imaginationland.
00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,592 This is a dream!
00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:32,885 Huh?
00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,678 Hey, wake up, stupid!
00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:38,432 Come on, wake up, kid!
00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,518 No, wait, I was back home in bed!
00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:43,229 No, you passed out and peed your pants!
00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,064 Look, the evil of Imaginationland
00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:46,941 is coming out!
00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,322 Ooh! Ahh! Ooh! Aah!
00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,244 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,624 Oh, hamburgers!
00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,793 Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah!
00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,419 Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:10,422 Everyone, fall back to the Gumdrop Forest!
00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:11,966 Come with me, little boy.
00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:14,635 I'm going to get you home!
00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,887 Agh, it's Alien!
00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,722 Balrghggh!
00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:20,558 Agh!
00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,310 Predator!
00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,854 Agh!
00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,857 Ahh...
00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:29,483 Wahghghggh!
00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,110 Agh!
00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:37,449 Look, we already told you everything we know!
00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,076 Some guy just showed up in a big balloon
00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,452 and took us into Imaginationland.
00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,454 What we want to know is how.
00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,582 We need to find a way into Imaginationland.
00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:45,666 You've been there.
00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,334 How did you do it?
00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,670 We just... Went on a balloon ride.
00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,173 There must have been some kind of portal or a doorway.
00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:53,674 Dude, we don't remember.
00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,301 Do you realize what's going on here?!
00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,928 Terrorists have attacked our imagination
00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,306 and now our imaginations are running wild!
00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,433 You better start remembering!
00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,560 It was the Chinese, wasn't it?
00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,312 What?
00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:07,897 We've suspected that the Chinese Government
00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,648 was working on a doorway to the imagination.
00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,109 Is that where you were?! - No.
00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,235 That's it, isn't it?
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,029 Where do the Chinese keep this portal?
00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:15,905 How does it work?
00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,323 Is it better than ours?
00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,991 Your what?
00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,534 Our portal to the imagination built as a secret project
00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,578 back to 1962 to fight the Soviets--
00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,829 Shh, Tom!
00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,873 That's super secret.
00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,708 Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:31,420 Wait, the U.S. Government has a portal to the imagination?
00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,546 Oh, see?!
00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,506 Good job, Tom.
00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,300 Why don't you just tell 'em everything about Project "X"?
00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,551 Yes, sir.
00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,053 We built a portal to the imagination
00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:40,721 to use against the Russians during the cold war,
00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:41,847 but we never got it--
00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,140 That was sarcasm!
00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,267 I was being sarcastic, you fucking idiot!
00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,852 Oh, jeez, I'm really sorry, sir.
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,187 If you already built a doorway to the imagination,
00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,980 then why do you need us?
00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,732 All right, we might as well show it to them.
00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,734 Goddamn it, Tom.
00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:57,321 Every night the dream is the same.
00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,658 I'm on my way to visit my friend Kyle,
00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:02,076 because we had a bet
00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,869 that if I could prove leprechauns were real,
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,704 he would suck my balls.
00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:09,124 And it turns out I was right.
00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,711 Time to pay up, Kyle.
00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:17,341 but then...
00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,051 No!
00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,346 No!
00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,806 It's been taken from me.
00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,100 I have dry balls.
00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:29,520 Balls so dry they explode like dust.
00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,939 Aahhh...
00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,440 Ahh, ahh!
00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,693 You okay, kid?
00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,486 No.
00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:41,156 I've got dry balls, and I'm running out of time.
00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,963 Ever since the cold war,
00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,132 the U.S. Government has been working on a secret project
00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:01,635 to build a doorway into the imagination.
00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:06,974 It is called "Project Imagination Doorway."
00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:10,060 That's not very imaginative.
00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,021 According to all the tests and the data,
00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,605 the doorway should work.
00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:16,233 But it never has.
00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,735 But we're close, sir.
00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,320 We're real close.
00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,030 They've been saying that for over 40 years.
00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,531 You're the ones, right?
00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,408 The kids that have been inside the imagination?
00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,160 I guess.
00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:27,995 What was the sequence that got you inside?
00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,955 We know there's some kind of resonance code,
00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,373 but we can't figure it out.
00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,541 Look, we're sorry, you guys,
00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,917 but the balloon just went up in the air,
00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,002 and the dude sang a song
00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,503 and we were suddenly there.
00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,422 You didn't say anything about a song before.
00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,673 What song?!
00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,633 The imagination song.
00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,260 That could be it!
00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,428 The fractal converter has never worked
00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,638 because it was waiting for a multi-tonal code!
00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,266 Quick, boys, how does the imagination song go?
00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:53,979 ♪ Imagin-a-tion ♪
00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,857 ♪ Imagin-a-tion ♪
00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,193 Sir, I'm getting some electro feedback from the gate.
00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,819 It's weak but it...
00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,571 It's nano-responding to something.
00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,031 Was there more to the imagination song?
00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,824 How does the rest of it go?
00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:10,204 ♪ Imag-in-a-tion ♪
00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,206 ♪ Imagina-- ♪
00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:13,791 No, no, dude, it went up there.
00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,125 ♪ Imagina-- ♪
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,960 ♪ Imagina-- ♪
00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,128 Dude, we don't remember.
00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,713 It was really long and stupid.
00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,215 I'm just about through playing with you boys!
00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,716 We're running out of time.
00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,761 You have to remember that song in its entirety!
00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:30,933 Mayor!
00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,726 Mayor, what are we supposed to do?
00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,061 Please, sir!
00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,646 I have to get home to my world!
00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,565 Oh, well, all you have to do
00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,819 is tap your heels together three times.
00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,195 Really?
00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,406 No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke!
00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:46,156 Ahghg!
00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,491 Ahghghghg!
00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,951 Mayor, what are we supposed to do?
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,536 Snarf, snarf.
00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,496 Get to Castle Sunshine.
00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,789 It's your only hope!
00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,207 Castle Sunshine?
00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,418 Through the Gumdrop Forest.
00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:58,836 Others will be hiding there.
00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,504 Go, run!
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,339 Look out for the evil characters!
00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,967 They're assembling on the Yum Yum Mountain.
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,260 Blah-bleh.
00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,303 We are free!
00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,306 Now all of Imaginationland is ours.
00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,809 Not all, foolish Orc.
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,061 There are still parts of Imaginationland
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,855 we don't control.
00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,607 Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle
00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,276 right on this spot.
00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,445 Who put you in charge, Kruger?
00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:27,197 I am the most evil character here.
00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,615 Nonsense!
00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,451 Your evil is stale.
00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:33,537 I am the most evil imaginary character!
00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,039 Hiss!
00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,166 Now, come on, y'all.
00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,542 We shouldn't be fighting.
00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,127 We're supposed to all be on the same side.
00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,504 Yeah, you're right, Squirrely Squirrel.
00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,298 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:47,759 What evil imaginary characters are they?
00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,595 They were dreamt up by some fourth grade kid
00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,138 as part of his Christmas story.
00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,764 Now, come on, y'all.
00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,099 We can't waste time arguing.
00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,517 There could still be survivors out there.
00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,269 We need to hunt them down and kill them.
00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,770 And eat their flesh.
00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,356 But first we should rape them.
00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,610 How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies
00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,820 so we can use their blood as lubricant?
00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,739 Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear!
00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,534 A blood orgy!
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,995 Man, I do not want to meet the kid
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,372 that dreamt those things up.
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,042 Look, I want some Goddamned answers.
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,251 You brought my friend here to Washington!
00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,836 Where is he? What is going on?
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,129 I'm sorry, sir.
00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,797 That information is classified.
00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,132 Something is going on,
00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,759 and I have a right to know where my friend is!
00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,093 There's somebody asking a lot of questions
00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:31,303 about what's going on.
00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,096 Let me handle this.
00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,390 I'm sorry, but there is no such thing as
00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,392 "Project Imagination Doorway."
00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:40,229 "Imagination Doorway."
00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,190 It was started in the '60s as a secret government project.
00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,191 Right.
00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,818 ♪ Imagin-a-tion ♪
00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,403 ♪ Imagin-- ♪
00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,321 Wait, wait, maybe that was where he went really flat,
00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,198 like that half step key change.
00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,991 ♪ Imagin-ation ♪
00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,201 Right, then it was...
00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,869 ♪ Imagination ♪
00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,037 ♪ Imagination ♪
00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,290 ♪ Imagin-a-tion ♪
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,588 It's open, it's open!
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,757 Getting readings from the other side.
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,342 That's it.
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,636 We've made an opening to our imagination, sir!
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,639 Woo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Woo-hoo!
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,516 All right, that's enough!
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,226 We've still got a lot of work to do, people.
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,727 It's time to go in
00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:25,315 and get our imaginations under control.
00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,321 How much further to Castle Sunshine?
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,573 Snarf!
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,366 I'm not sure-- snarf, snarf!
00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,201 I've never been.
00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:38,537 What was that?
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,163 Over here.
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,126 Oh, Christ, it's Strawberry Shortcake!
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,920 Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha!
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,672 Please, let me go!
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,007 Ogh!
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,175 Agh!
00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:53,969 Agh!
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,432 Oh, my God! Snarf!
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:03,061 Now kill her!
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,521 Whoa, whoa, hang on, y'all.
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,772 You can't just kill her.
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:06,857 That's not evil enough.
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,025 What do you mean?
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,443 We cut out her eyeball.
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,028 Yeah, that's super hard-core.
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,487 Now, come on, y'all.
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,572 We can do better than that.
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:14,948 Hey, I know!
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,867 Let's all pee in her empty eye socket!
00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:18,368 Let's make her eat her own eyeball
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,120 and then pee in her empty eye socket.
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,122 How about we get someone with <i>A IDS</i>
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,665 to pee in her eye socket
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,459 so she dies all slow like?
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,377 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,755 Nobody here has <i>A IDS</i>!
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,632 Aww! Aww! Aww! Aww!
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,425 But we've got to have <i>A IDS</i>
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,135 before we pee in her eye socket.
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,928 Now, don't be down y'all.
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,180 I'll bet we can find some <i>A IDS</i> out in the forest!
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,766 Yay! Yay! <i>A IDS</i>! - Yay!
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,101 Go, run, run, run!
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,612 All right, men, we don't know what you'll experience
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,530 on the other side of this doorway,
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,991 but it will most likely be really weird.
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,619 If you reach our imagination, you are to take
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,205 every step necessary to get it under control.
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,081 Are you ready?!
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,374 Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,376 Are you ready, Kurt Russell?
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,378 I... I don't understand why I'm here.
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,629 I'm just an actor.
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,130 Yes, but you were in that one movie
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,548 that was kinda like this.
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,509 That gives you more experience than anybody.
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,843 All right, here we go!
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,970 Men, forward...
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,347 Sir, we have a security breach!
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,765 What?!
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,058 There's an unauthorized entry alert.
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,559 It's coming from sector two.
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,436 Sector two?
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,480 Baghhh!
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,190 Cartman?
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,150 Hello, Kyle.
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,319 Thought you could get out of your responsibilities, huh?
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,696 Who the hell are you?!
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,406 That kid you have made a bet with
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,824 that if I could prove I saw a leprechaun,
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,200 he would suck my balls.
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,743 Get him out of here!
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,245 No, hold on a second!
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,871 I have a contract validated by
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,832 the United States court system!
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,709 Let me see that.
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,131 Why would you agree to suck someone's balls?
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,257 I didn't think there was gonna be
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,050 a Goddamned leprechaun!
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,635 All right, you two can go use the conference room.
00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,970 Go on, we have work to do here.
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,304 What?!
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,556 Well, wait, I wanna see what happens here!
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,099 You signed an agreement, kid.
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:04,975 We don't have time for this.
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,018 Go on and do it.
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,645 Stan?
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,274 Dude, you did make a deal.
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,817 The conference room is which way?
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,739 Well, well, well, here we are, Kyle.
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,323 You tried to bail on our agreement
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,742 but I found you.
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,326 I didn't bail.
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,870 I got picked up by the government.
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,121 Well, we're here now.
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,414 That's all that matters.
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,541 Care for some nuts?
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,293 Oh, that's right, I guess you'll be chock-full of nuts
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,878 in just a few minutes.
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,005 Cartman, do you even know what's going on?
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,382 We went to Imaginationland, terrorists attacked it,
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,759 and now the government is about to--
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,512 oh, jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle.
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,264 It's just I'm so completely bored by this story.
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,724 See, I'm really only interested in the part
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:46,933 where the leprechaun was real
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,769 and so you have to suck my balls.
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,604 Okay, fine-- you know what?
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,772 Let's just get it over with.
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,732 Oh, no, no, no, not so fast, Kyle.
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,817 I've waited a long time for this,
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,029 and I intend to savor each and every second.
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,489 No, I'm serious.
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,364 I wanna see what's happening downstairs,
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,699 so let's just do it.
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,868 Not just yet, Kyle.
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,495 There's still a few things I need to do.
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,704 By the way, I should tell you
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:08,789 that I haven't had a chance to shower
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,499 while making my way up here.
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,627 My balls are... Extra vinegary.
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,545 Just get to it already!
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,716 Entering the portal in five seconds!
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,551 Kurt Russell, can I get a com check?
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,554 Check one, two.
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,347 Good luck, men!
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,808 And Godspeed!
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,576 What do we have?
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,620 Kurt Russell, can you hear me?
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,163 We're here!
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,998 We're somewhere.
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,625 They are inside the imagination, sir.
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,293 What do you see in there?
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:59,047 There's lots of big mushrooms and colorful grass,
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,757 some castles in the distance.
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:05,595 Wait... Something's coming for us!
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,888 It's coming out of the bushes!
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,306 It-- it's a...
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,141 Oh.
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,269 Oh, it's just a cute little squirrel.
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,979 Hey, it talks!
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,106 Ha-ha, the little squirrel talks.
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,900 Aw, an imaginary talking squirrel.
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:19,943 Aww! Aww! Aww! Aww!
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,486 Ask the squirrel what it knows about
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,946 the terrorist attack.
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,072 Wait a minute.
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,699 The squirrel has friends.
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,368 Oh why it's a whole bunch of woodland critters.
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,412 Wait, woodland critters.
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,080 There's a talking bear and a beaver.
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,916 They seem to be Christmas critters.
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,418 Oh, hello!
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,919 Yes, hi!
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,713 Get them out of there! - What?
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,089 Tell them to get away now!
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,465 What's the matter?
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,967 Oh, the cute little bear,
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,677 his eyes are starting to glow red now.
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,387 Hello there, little animals.
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,639 Do happen to know how-- ahghgh!
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,808 Ahghghghghghh!
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,977 Kurt Russell, what's going on!?
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,023 They're raping me! They're raping me!
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,233 Get out of there, Kurt Russell!
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,360 They're raping all of us!
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,905 Agh, oh, it hurts!
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,365 They're raping us and it hurts!
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,743 Ahh!
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,703 ♪ Da da-da da da-da-da ♪
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,163 I was thinking about using
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,581 a high-speed shutter with a low depth of field.
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,166 What do you think?
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,584 Goddamn it, Cartman, will you stop wasting time.
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,752 I want to get this over with!
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,045 No, you're right, Kyle.
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,087 A higher depth of field will make sure
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,547 everything stays in focus.
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,174 There we go.
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,719 Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls,
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,845 are you gonna think about
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,263 how right I was about the leprechaun,
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,015 or are you just gonna try and focus on
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,142 how rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth?
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,602 Let's just do it!
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,145 In time, Kyle.
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,439 You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you?
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,191 Are you ball famished? Ball starving?
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,734 You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,361 you're actually--
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,154 Everyone to the main hall now!
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,656 Go!
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,907 Uh, no, no, we're not done in here yet.
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,784 Everyone to the main hall now!
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,410 No!
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,370 Goddamn it, no!
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,124 Oh, boy-- snarf, snarf.
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,460 My feet are really getting tired-- snarf.
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,754 Uh, Snarf, could you maybe like
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,255 shut up for five minutes?
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,424 Wait, there it is, we made it!
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,219 Castle Sunshine!
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,054 Yeah! All right! - Snarf!
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,724 Hurry, get inside!
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,726 The evil imaginary characters are approaching!
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:17,894 Lock down the gates!
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,396 Prepare to fire the cannons!
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,940 Wait, wait!
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,609 What imaginary character are you?
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,529 The Lollipop King from the Lollipop Forest.
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,780 And I'm Snarf.
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,490 Snarf, snarf, snarf, snarf.
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,909 And what imaginary character are you?
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,328 Oh, uh, I'm not imaginary.
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,538 I'm Butters.
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,956 What's a Butters?
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,416 The mayor brought him and some other kids
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,625 into Imaginationland
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,210 just before the terrorists attack.
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,129 So you came from the real world
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,256 at precisely the same time as the terrorists?
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,174 That seems like quite a coincidence.
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,468 I-- well, I was just playing with my friends,
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,220 and then we caught a leprechaun, and then--
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,638 you caught the leprechaun?
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,223 Take him!
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,851 Perseus, he's not against us-- snarf, snarf.
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,606 Talk to me-- what's going on?
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:08,319 Something is coming through the gate from the other side.
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,949 Rahghg!
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,075 What is it?!
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,328 It's like a half man half bear!
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,496 And half pig!
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,165 Arahgh!
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,374 Agh!
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,834 No, no, wait!
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,211 It's like a half bear, half man-pig!
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,297 Argah!
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,423 Look out!
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,219 No, I think it's more like a half man and half pig-bear.
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,765 Reverse the doorway, send it back through!
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,892 Aah!
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,935 Kyle!
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:41,895 Ughhh!
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,649 Waagh!
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,571 Ahh!
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,333 Please, I didn't help the terrorists
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,709 get into Imaginationland.
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,169 Honest!
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,379 That is for the Council of Nine to decide.
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,714 Don't worry, kid.
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,007 The Council of Nine consists of some of
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,509 the most highly regarded imaginary characters
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,595 in all Imaginationland.
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,763 Fellow council,
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,182 these are indeed dark times.
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,143 The evil forces amass at our gates as we speak.
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,270 Zeus believes we should evacuate.
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,815 Yes, their power outmatches ours.
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,734 If they are giving us a chance to leave we must take it.
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,945 And what say you, Morpheus?
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,447 How are we to know that they will let us go?
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,157 Their offer could be a trap.
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,952 Perhaps we must flee to the Temple of Alderan.
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,620 Surely they wouldn't chase us there.
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,372 No, we can't.
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,666 Come on, you guys, this is our home.
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,710 We have to fight to keep it the way it is meant to be.
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,295 I'm with Jesus.
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,005 The evil characters aren't going to just let us go.
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,342 Gets 'skim ta truffleup?
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,262 That may be, Popeye, but we don't have a choice.
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,472 Ahem...
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,891 Forgive my intrusion, Council of Nine.
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,102 But this boy has infiltrated from the real world.
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,063 Bring him here!
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,067 Clear!
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:19,033 I'm sorry, he's gone.
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,371 No, Kyle can't die.
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,331 I'm sorry, young man.
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,460 Kyle?
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,213 Well, at least now he doesn't have to
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,382 suck anyone's balls.
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,885 No!
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,386 No, he has a strong heart!
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,762 He wants to live!
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,098 Come on, Kyle, come on, buddy!
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,227 He's gone, little boy.
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,437 Zap him again!
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,646 Do it! Charging.
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,106 Do it!
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,152 Come on, buddy, Come on, buddy! - Clear!
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,073 Get out of here!
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,370 Goddamn it, Kyle,
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,663 you've never walked away from anything in your life!
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,207 Now fight, fight!
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,168 Fight right now!
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,046 Fight, fight, fight!
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,100 Get him some air!
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,603 Easy, breathe easy.
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,068 I believe this child was brought into Imaginationland
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,861 for a reason.
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,030 Perhaps the mayor knew something we don't.
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,865 What are you saying, Aslan?
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,450 That if we are to take back control we might--
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,911 Yes, if we are to take back control
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,829 from the evil forces,
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,540 this little boy might be the key.
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,251 Aww, I'm the key?
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,835 Could I not be the key, Morpheus?
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,379 I don't wanna be the key.
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,422 If you ever wanna see your home again, little boy,
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,383 you'll have to rise to this challenge.
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,385 But I'm supposed to be at school right now.
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,637 Instead I've got Snarf, I've got Popeye
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,514 and Luke Skywalker all pissed off...
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,183 It is a dark time for all of us, young boy.
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,394 But know that if you believe in yourself,
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:13,147 everything will turn out all right.
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,073 Sir, are you sure about this?
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,866 We have no choice.
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,953 Terrorists have attacked us where we are most vulnerable.
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,372 There's no other option.
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,125 We have to nuke our imagination.
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,553 Wake up, Kyle.

00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:00,020 1111 Imaginationland Episode 1 13:28:51 15.06.2014
00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,700 Все персонажи и события в этом шоу, даже те, которые основаны на реальных людях, являются полностью вымышленными.
00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:05,300 Все известные голоса исполнены.. неудачно.
00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:08,300 Следующая программа содержит нецензурные выражения или оскорбления и вследствие чего эта передача не должна просматриваться кем-либо.
00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,000 Перевод Виктор Д.
00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,500 ♪ Я ухожу в Южный Парк, буду проводить своё время,
00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:16,059 ♪ Дружелюбные лица везде, скромные люди без соблазна,
00:00:16,059 --> 00:00:19,250 ♪ Я иду в Южный Парк, собираюсь оставить мои беды позади
00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:22,722 ♪ Просторная парковка днём или ночью, люди, восклицающие: "Привет, сосед",
00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:26,000 ♪ Я отправляюсь в Южный Парк, посмотрю, смогу ли я расслабиться
00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,100 ♪ Мне нравятся девки с большими жирными сиськами, мне нравятся девки с большими жирными сиськами,
00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:33,300 ♪ Так приходите в Южный Парк и встречайте некоторых моих друзей.
00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,000 Воображляндия Эпизод 1 1111
00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Ранее на Звёздном крейсере Галактика:
00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:42,194 - Что это за место? - Это.. это Воображляндия.
00:00:42,214 --> 00:00:47,504 - Аллах! - Мы должны выбираться отсюда!
00:00:47,524 --> 00:00:50,813 - Подождите, ребята! - Баттерс!
00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:58,600 - Террористы только что атаковали наше воображение. - Если террористы взорвут этот барьер, все самые злые вещи,
00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:12,188 что можно вообразить, выльются наружу. - Аллах!
00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:20,961 - Баттерс! Время завтракать. - Но.. О, Боже, это был всего лишь сон.
00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:28,000 - Давай, Баттерс, мама приготовила вафли и банан для тебя. - О, мама, папа! Мне снилось, что я был в Воображляндии,
00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:33,113 а затем террористы атаковали её.. - Ты находишься в Воображляндии! Это сон.
00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:41,289 - Эй, проснись, глупец! Давай, просыпайся, малыш! - Нет, подождите! Ну, я вернулся домой в постель!
00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:56,614 - Нет, ты вырубился и обоссал свои штаны! - Смотрите! Зло Воображляндии выходит!
00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:07,342 - О, hamburguers! - Аллах!
00:02:07,362 --> 00:02:15,071 Все отступают в Леденцовый лес! Пойдём со мной, маленький мальчик. Я отправлю тебя домой!
00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:32,091 Это Чужой! Хищник!
00:02:34,768 --> 00:02:40,929 Слушайте, мы уже рассказали вам всё, что знаем! Какой-то парень просто нарисовался в большом воздушном шаре, и взял нас в Воображляндию.
00:02:40,949 --> 00:02:47,591 Что мы хотим знать как! Мы должны найти путь в Воображляндию. Вы были там. Как вы это сделали?
00:02:47,611 --> 00:02:52,599 - Мы просто.. прилетели на воздушном шаре. - Там должен быть своего рода портал или дверной проём.
00:02:52,603 --> 00:02:56,100 - Чувак, мы не помним. - Вы понимаете, что происходит здесь?
00:02:56,100 --> 00:03:02,942 Террористы напали на наше воображение и теперь наше воображение взбесилось. Вам лучше начать вспоминать!
00:03:02,962 --> 00:03:06,481 - Это были китайцы, не так ли? - Что?
00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:12,147 Мы подозревали, что китайское правительство работало над порталом в воображение. Это там вы были?
00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:16,081 - Нет! /- Это он, не так ли? - Где китайцы держать прячут этот портал? Как он работает?
00:03:16,101 --> 00:03:19,159 - Он лучше, чем наш? - Ваш что?
00:03:19,179 --> 00:03:23,792 Наш портал в воображение построен как секретный проект в 1962 году для борьбы с Советами..
00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:29,435 - Том! Это супер секрет! - О, простите, сэр.
00:03:29,455 --> 00:03:34,563 - Подождите. Правительство США имеет портал в воображение? - О, видишь? Хорошая работа, Том!
00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:40,000 Почему бы тебе просто не сказать им всё о Проекте Х? - Да, сэр! Мы строим портал в воображение для использования
00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:45,496 против русских во время холодной войны, но мы никогда.. - Это был сарказм! Это был сарказм, ты чёртов идиот!
00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:49,100 - О, Боже, я очень сожалею, сэр. - Если вы уже построили портал в воображение,
00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:55,417 то зачем мы вам нужны? - Хорошо, мы можем вдобавок показать его им. Чёрт побери, Том.
00:03:55,437 --> 00:04:03,500 Каждую ночь тот сон, тот же самый. Я иду навестить моего друга Кайла, потому что у нас был спор, что если бы я мог доказать,
00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:13,827 что гномы были настоящими, он будет сосать мои яйца. И оказывается, что я был прав. Время расплатиться, Кайл.
00:04:13,847 --> 00:04:35,334 Но потом.. Нет! Нет! Его удалили от меня. У меня сухие яйца. Яйца настолько сухие, что они взрываются, как пыль.
00:04:35,354 --> 00:04:51,093 - Ты в порядке, малыш? - Нет. У меня сухие яйца. И у меня не хватает времени.
00:04:53,609 --> 00:05:02,593 Со времён холодной войны правительство США работает над секретным проектом строительства портала в воображение.
00:05:02,613 --> 00:05:10,583 Он называется.. Проект портал в Воображение. - Это не очень оригинально.
00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:17,091 В соответствии со всеми 'данными испытаний', портал должен работать, но.. он никогда не работал.
00:05:17,111 --> 00:05:21,767 - Но мы близки, сэр. Мы очень близки. - Они говорят это на протяжении более 40 лет.
00:05:21,787 --> 00:05:26,713 - Вы те, да? Дети, которые были внутри воображения. - Я, я думаю.
00:05:26,733 --> 00:05:30,335 Какова была последовательность, которая доставила вас внутрь? Мы знаем, что есть какой-то резонансный код,
00:05:30,355 --> 00:05:34,177 но мы не можем в этом разобраться. - Смотрите, мы сожалеем, мужики, но шар просто взлетел в воздух
00:05:34,197 --> 00:05:39,103 и чувак спел песню, и мы оказались внезапно там. - Песня? Вы ничего не говорили о песне раньше.
00:05:39,123 --> 00:05:42,182 - Какая песня? - Песня Воображения?
00:05:42,202 --> 00:05:46,606 Это может быть оно. Фрактальный преобразователь никогда не работал потому что это ждал мультитонального кода.
00:05:46,626 --> 00:05:57,223 - Быстро, мальчики! Как песня Воображения поётся? - ♪ Воображение.. Воображение..
00:05:57,243 --> 00:06:02,818 Сэр, я получаю какую-то электро обратную связь от ворот. Это слабый, но это нано-ответ на что-то.
00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:12,501 - Было там продолжение в Песне Вображения? Как остальное поётся? - ♪ Воображение. ♪ Воображе..
00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:17,439 - Нет, нет, чувак, она пошла туда.. - ♪ Воображе..
00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:22,782 - Чувак, мы не помним! Она была действительно длинная и глупая. - Я что, просто о играюсь с вами, ребята. У нас кончается время!
00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:33,027 Вы должны вспомнить эту песню в её полном объёме! - Мэр, мэр, что мы должны делать?
00:06:33,047 --> 00:06:42,123 - Пожалуйста, сэр, я должен попасть домой в мой мир! - О, ну! Всё, что тебе нужно сделать - щёлкнуть каблуками три раза.
00:06:42,143 --> 00:06:48,034 - В самом деле? - Нет, вы чёртов говнюк! Это была шутка.
00:06:48,054 --> 00:06:54,598 - Мэр, что мы 'должны' делать, снарф, снарф? - Попасть в Солнечный замок. Это ваша единственная надежда!
00:06:54,618 --> 00:07:00,879 - Солнечный замок? - Через Леденцовый лес. Другие будут прятаться там. Идите, бегите!
00:07:00,899 --> 00:07:07,825 Остерегайтесь злых персонажей! Они собираются на горе Ням-Ням!
00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:14,828 - Мы свободны! Теперь вся Воображляндия наша! - Не вся, глупый орк.
00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:22,842 Есть ещё части Воображляндии, которые мы не контролируем. - Завтра мы построим наш собственный замок, прямо на этом месте.
00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:31,511 - Кто поставил тебя главным, Крюгер? Я самый злой герой здесь. - Ерунда! Твоё зло устаревшее.
00:07:31,531 --> 00:07:39,363 - Я самый злой вымышленный персонаж! - Ну, давайте, вы все. Мы не должны бороться.
00:07:39,383 --> 00:07:45,790 Мы 'должны' все быть на одной стороне. - Да, ты прав, Бельчонок Белка. /- Да!
00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:50,699 - Что это за злые придуманные персонажи? - Их выдумал какой-то парень из четвёртого класса
00:07:50,719 --> 00:07:55,106 как часть его рождественской истории. - Ну, давайте, вы все. Мы не можем терять время на споры.
00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:58,758 Там всё ещё могут быть выжившие. Нам нужно выследить их и убить их.
00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:02,201 - И съесть их плоть! - Во-первых, мы должны изнасиловать их!
00:08:02,221 --> 00:08:08,221 Что если мы убьём их, а затем изнасилуем их тела, и мы сможем использовать их кровь как смазку?
00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:18,856 - Эй, это отличная идея, Медвежий Медведь. - Мэн, я не хотел повстречать того парня, кто придумал эти вещи.
00:08:18,876 --> 00:08:24,032 Слушайте, я хочу несколько чёртовых ответов! Вы привезли моего друга сюда в Вашингтон! Где он? Что происходит?
00:08:24,052 --> 00:08:29,514 - Мне жаль, сэр, информация 'секретна'. - Что-то происходит, и у меня есть право знать, где мой друг.
00:08:29,531 --> 00:08:36,600 - Тут кто-то задаёт много вопросов о том, что происходит. - Позвольте мне заняться этим. Простите, но нет такой вещи,
00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:45,233 как Проект Портал Воображение. Портал Воображение.. Он был начат в 60-х годах как секретный правительственный проект. Да.
00:08:45,253 --> 00:08:50,476 ♪ Вообра-а-жение. Вообра.. - Стой, может, вот здесь он сделал точно бемоль.
00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:56,929 Вроде как на полшага изменил ключ.. ♪ Вообра-жеение. - Верно, тогда было.. ♪ Воображение.
00:08:56,949 --> 00:09:07,774 ♪ Воображение, Воображе-ение! - Он открыт, он открыт!
00:09:07,794 --> 00:09:17,045 Получаем показания с другой стороны.. Вот.. это оно! Мы сделали отверстие в наше воображение, сэр!
00:09:17,065 --> 00:09:30,156 Так, этого достаточно! У нас ещё есть много работы, народ! Сейчас время войти и взять наше воображение под контроль.
00:09:30,176 --> 00:09:38,399 - Как далеко до Солнечного замка? - Снарф, я не уверен, снарф, снарф. Я никогда не был.
00:09:38,419 --> 00:09:42,507 - Что это было? - Сюда.
00:09:42,527 --> 00:09:56,672 - О, Христос! Это же Клубничка Песочное печенье. - Пожалуйста, отпустите меня!
00:09:56,692 --> 00:10:03,757 - О, мой Бог! Снарф. - Теперь убейте её.
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:07,756 Эй, эй, подождите, вы все! Мы не можем просто убить её, это не достаточно зло!
00:10:07,776 --> 00:10:11,650 - Что ты имеешь в виду? Мы вырезали ей глазное яблоко. - Да, это супер хардкор.
00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:17,493 - Теперь давайте, вы все. Мы можем сделать лучше, чем это! - Эй, я знаю! Давайте все пописаем в её пустую глазницу!
00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:20,947 Давайте заставим её съесть её собственное глазное яблоко, а затем пописаем в её пустую глазницу.
00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:28,785 Что если мы найдём кого-то со СПИДом поссать в её глазницу, так она умрёт медленно? /- Да!
00:10:28,805 --> 00:10:36,202 - Никто не слышал, что у кого-то есть СПИД! - Но мы должны найти СПИД, прежде чем мы помочимся в её глазницу!
00:10:36,222 --> 00:10:51,963 - Ну, не расстраивайтесь, вы все. Я спорю, мы можем найти кого-нибудь со СПИДом в лесу. /- Бежим, бежим, бежим!
00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:59,096 Хорошо, мэны. Мы не знаем, что вы испытаете на другой стороне этого портала, но это будет, скорее всего, действительно странно.
00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:05,000 Если вы достигнете нашего воображения, вы должны принять все меры, необходимые, чтобы взять его под контроль. Вы готовы?
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:11,569 - Да, сэр! /- Готовы ли вы, Курт Рассел? - Я.. я не понимаю, почему я здесь, я.. я просто актёр.
00:11:11,589 --> 00:11:16,318 Да, но вы были в этом одном фильме, который был вроде как это. Он даёт вам больше опыта, чем кому-либо.
00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:21,828 Хорошо, теперь мы едём. Мэны.. вперёд! - Сэр, у нас брешь в системе безопасности! /- Что?
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:29,412 - Тревога несанкционированного вторжения. Она исходит из сектора два! /- Сектор два?
00:11:29,432 --> 00:11:35,278 - Картман? - Привет, Кайл! Думал, ты можешь избежать своих обязательств, а?
00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:39,000 - Кто ты, чёрт возьми? - Тот парень, который у вас, поспорил, что если я смогу доказать,
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,082 что я видел гнома, он будет сосать мои яйца! - Уберите его отсюда!
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:47,600 Подождите секунду! У меня есть контракт! Утверждённый судебной системой Соединённых Штатов!
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:57,552 - Дай мне посмотреть его! Зачем ты согласился сосать чьи-то яйца? - Я не думал, что там будет чёртов гном!
00:11:57,572 --> 00:12:01,500 Хорошо, вы двое можете пойти воспользоваться конференц-залом. Давайте, у нас есть работа здесь.
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,799 - Что? Подождите! Я хочу видеть, что происходит здесь! - Ты подписал соглашение, малыш.
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:13,960 У нас нет времени на это, сходи и сделай это. - Стэн? /- Чувак, ты заключил соглашение.
00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:22,776 Конференц-зал, в какую сторону? Ну, ну, ну, вот мы здесь, Кайл. Ты пытался забить на наше соглашение, но я нашёл тебя.
00:12:22,796 --> 00:12:30,376 - Я не забивал. Я был забран правительством. - Ну, мы здесь сейчас. Вот всё, что имеет значение. Хочешь орехов?
00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:35,950 О, это так. Я думаю, тебя переполнят орехи через несколько минут. - Картман, ты хоть знаешь, что происходит?
00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:42,241 Мы полетели в Воображляндию! Террористы атаковали её! И теперь правительство собирается..
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:47,100 О, Боже, прости, Кайл.. Просто мне столь наскучила эта история. Слушай, я на самом деле заинтересован только той частью,
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:52,839 где гном был реальным и поэтому ты должен сосать мои яйца. - Ладно, хорошо! Знаешь что? Давай просто покончим с этим.
00:12:52,859 --> 00:13:00,044 О, нет, нет, нет, нет, не так быстро, Кайл. Я ждал много времени этого. И я намерен смаковать всё до единой секунды.
00:13:00,064 --> 00:13:03,452 Нет, я серьёзно! Я хочу посмотреть, что происходит внизу, так что давай просто сделаем это!
00:13:03,472 --> 00:13:08,600 Ещё не сейчас, Кайл. Есть ещё несколько вещей, которые я должен сделать. Кстати, я должен сказать тебе,
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:18,341 что у меня не было возможности принять душ, добираясь сюда. Мои яйца.. особо противны. /- Просто доставай их уже!
00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:23,219 - Вход в портал через 5 секунд. - Курт Рассел, я могу проверить связь?
00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:37,567 - Проверка, 1, 2. - Удачи, мужики! Счастливого пути!
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:52,733 Что у нас? Курт Рассел, вы меня слышите? - Мы здесь, мы где-то.
00:13:52,753 --> 00:13:56,469 - Они находятся внутри воображения, сэр. - Что вы видите там?
00:13:56,489 --> 00:14:06,398 Тут много.. больших грибов, красочные травы. Какие-то замки вдалеке. Подождите.. Что-то приближается к нам.
00:14:06,418 --> 00:14:17,200 Оно выходит из кустов! Это.. О! А, это просто милый маленький бельчонок. Эй, он разговаривает! Маленькая белка разговаривает.
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:23,801 - Ух! Воображаемая говорящая белка. - Спросите белку, что она знает о теракте.
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:29,634 Минуточку.. У белки есть друзья. О, ну.. ну это целая компания лесных тварей.
00:14:29,654 --> 00:14:34,040 - Подождите.. лесные твари. - Тут говорящий медведь, и бобёр, и..
00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:40,500 Они, кажется, Рождественские твари. О, привет! Ну, привет! - Уводите их оттуда!
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,034 - Что? - Скажите им, уйти прочь, немедленно!
00:14:42,054 --> 00:14:47,094 - В чём дело? - О,.. вот глаза милого медвежонка начинают светиться красным.
00:14:47,114 --> 00:14:55,062 Привет, зверушки. Вы случайно не знаете, как.. - Курт Рассел, что происходит?
00:14:55,082 --> 00:15:01,411 - Они насилуют меня! Они насилуют меня! - Проваливайте оттуда, Курт Рассел!
00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:12,988 Они насилуют всех нас! Ой, больно! Они трахают нас и это больно!
00:15:13,008 --> 00:15:16,349 Я думал об использовании высокоскоростного затвора с низкой глубиной резкости. Что ты думаешь?
00:15:16,369 --> 00:15:19,654 Чёрт побери, Картман! Ты прекратишь терять время? Я хочу покончить с этим!
00:15:19,674 --> 00:15:26,502 Нет, ты прав, Кайл. При высокой глубине резкости точно всё остается сфокусировано. Вот так.
00:15:26,522 --> 00:15:30,988 Теперь, Кайл, когда ты сосёшь мои яйца, ты собираешься думать о том, что я был прав про гнома,
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:34,976 или ты просто хочешь попробовать и сосредоточиться на том, как шершавы и солоны мои яйца, которые ты ощущаешь во рту?
00:15:34,996 --> 00:15:39,901 - Давай просто сделаем это! - Со временем, Кайл. Ты, конечно, жаждешь яиц, не так ли?
00:15:39,921 --> 00:15:45,828 Ты яйце-изголодавшийся? Яйце-голодающий? Видишь ли, Кайл, я думаю, если в этот момент, ты точно..
00:15:45,848 --> 00:15:49,981 - Все в главный зал, сейчас, пошли! - А, нет, нет, мы ещё не закончили здесь пока.
00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:57,353 - Все в главный зал, сейчас, бегом! - Нет! Чёрт побери, нет!
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:05,138 - О, боже! Снарф, снарф. Мои ноги сильно устали, снарф. - Снарф, не мог бы ты, может, заткнуться на пять минут?
00:16:05,158 --> 00:16:13,986 - Стойте! Вот он! Мы сделали это! Солнечный замок! - Да, верно!
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:20,875 Спешите, внутрь! Злые выдуманные персонажи приближаются! Закрывайте ворота! Готовьте пушки к стрельбе!
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:25,500 - Подождите! Подождите! - Что ты за вымышленный персонаж?
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:31,564 - Леденцовый король! Из Леденцового леса! - И я Снарф. Снарф, снарф, снарф, снарф.
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:38,000 - И что ты за вымышленный персонаж? - О, у, я не вымышленный. Я Баттерс.
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000 - Что такое "Баттерс"? - Мэр привёл его и некоторых других детей в Воображляндию
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,900 непосредственно перед тем, как террористы напали. - Так ты пришёл из реального мира как раз в то же время,
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,773 как и террористы. Это кажется довольно 'явным' совпадением.
00:16:49,793 --> 00:16:54,000 Ну, я просто играл с моими друзьями, и тогда мы, мы поймали гнома и затем тот парень..
00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:02,397 - Вы поймали гнома? Взять его! - Персей, он не против нас! Снарф, снарф.
00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:14,034 - Говори со мной! Что происходит? - Что-то прорывается сквозь портал, с другой стороны.
00:17:14,054 --> 00:17:18,500 - Что это такое? - Это вроде.. Наполовину человек, наполовину медведь!
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:28,038 - И наполовину свин! /- Нет, нет, стойте! Это вроде наполовину медведь, наполовину человеко-свин.
00:17:28,058 --> 00:17:34,695 - Берегись! /- Нет, я думаю, это больше похоже на наполовину человека и наполовину свино-медведя!
00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:56,989 - Перенаправьте портал! Отправьте его обратно! - Кайл! Ух ты!
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:07,000 Пожалуйста, я не помогал террористам попасть в Воображляндию! Честное слово!
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,066 - Это на решение Совета Девяти. - Не волнуйся, малыш. Совет Девяти включает
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:16,430 несколько самых уважаемых воображаемых персонажей во всей Воображляндии.
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:22,857 Сотрудники Совета, это действительно тяжёлые времена. Злые силы накопились у наших ворот в настоящий момент.
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:29,500 Зевс считает, что мы должны эвакуироваться. - Да, их сила превосходит нашу. Если они дают нам возможность
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,823 уйти, мы должны воспользоваться ею. - И что скажешь ты, Морфеус?
00:18:32,843 --> 00:18:37,122 Откуда мы знаем, что они дадут нам уйти? Их предложение может быть ловушкой.
00:18:37,142 --> 00:18:41,686 Может мы должны бежать в храм Альдеран. Уверена, они не погонятся за нами туда.
00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:48,531 Нет, мы не можем. Да ладно вам, ребята. Это наш дом. Мы должны бороться! Чтобы сохранить его таким, каким он должен быть.
00:18:48,551 --> 00:19:00,259 - Я с Иисусом. Злые персонажи просто не дадут нам уйти. - Это может быть, Попай. Но у нас нет выбора.
00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:10,421 - Простите моё вторжение, Совет Девяти. Но этот мальчик проник из реального мира. /- Введите его сюда.
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:24,283 - Разряд. Мне очень жаль. Он ушёл. - Нет, Кайл не может умереть.
00:19:24,303 --> 00:19:30,054 - Мне очень жаль, молодой человек. - Кайл?
00:19:30,074 --> 00:19:40,448 - Ну.. По крайней мере, теперь он не должен сосать ни чьи яйца. - Нет! Нет, у него есть сильное сердце! Он хочет жить!
00:19:40,468 --> 00:19:47,099 Да ладно, Кайл! Да ладно, приятель! - Он умер, маленький мальчик.
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,200 - Долбаните его ещё раз. Сделайте это! - Заряд..
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:58,591 - Сделайте это! Давай, дружище! Давай, приятель! - Разряд.
00:19:58,611 --> 00:20:07,524 Отвали отсюда! Чёрт побери, Кайл! Ты никогда не избегал ничего в своей жизни! Теперь борись!
00:20:07,544 --> 00:20:32,859 Борись! Борись! Прямо сейчас! Борись! Борись! Борись! Дайте ему воздуха. Пожалуйста, дыши спокойно.
00:20:32,879 --> 00:20:40,500 Я думаю, этот ребёнок был доставлен в Воображляндию по какой-то причине. Может мэр знал что-то, чего мы не знаем.
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,228 Что ты говоришь, Аслан? Что если мы хотим вернуть контроль, мы могли бы..
00:20:43,248 --> 00:20:50,074 Да. Если мы хотим вернуть контроль над злыми силами, этот маленький мальчик может быть ключом.
00:20:50,094 --> 00:20:54,912 Ой, я - ключ? Могу ли я не быть ключом, Морфеус? Я не хочу быть ключом.
00:20:54,932 --> 00:20:59,092 Если ты ещё хочешь увидеть свой дом опять, маленький мальчик, ты должен будешь ответить на эти сомнения.
00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:05,800 Но я 'должен' быть в школе прямо сейчас, и вместо этого я встретил.. я встретил Снарф и Попай и Люка Скайвокера, все недовольны.
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:20,200 Это тяжёлое время для всех нас, молодой мальчик. Но знаю, что если ты веришь в себя, всё закончится хорошо.
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:26,400 - Сэр, вы уверены в этом? - У нас нет выбора. Террористы напали на нас там,
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:42,533 где мы наиболее уязвимы. Нет другого выбора. Мы должны сбросить атомную бомбу на наше воображение.
00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:53,778 Проснись, Кайл.
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,010 .

00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:09,885 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,804 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,556 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,225 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,394 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,689 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:23,107 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:24,817 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:28,195 ♪ ( mumbling ) ♪
00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,947 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:31,949 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:37,621 ( Cartman ) Previously on <i>Battlestar Galactica.</i>
00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,165 What is this place?
00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:41,417 This is Imaginationland!
00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,586 Allah!
00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,006 We have to get out of here!
00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,674 Hold on, fellas!
00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,468 Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters!
00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:54,638 Terrorists have just attacked our imagination.
00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:56,599 If the terrorists blow that barrier,
00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,726 all the most evil things ever imagined
00:00:58,851 --> 00:01:00,352 are gonna pour out!
00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:02,104 Allah! Allah! Allah! - No!
00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:14,742 ( Dad ) Butters, time for breakfast.
00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,410 Ahh, huh?
00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,037 But...
00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,456 Oh, jeez, it was just a dream.
00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,791 Come on, Butters.
00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,501 Mom's cooked waffles and 'nanas for you.
00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,169 Oh, Mom, Dad!
00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,046 I dreamt I was in Imaginationland
00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:28,589 and then terrorists attacked it!
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,341 You are in Imaginationland.
00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,592 This is a dream!
00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:32,885 Huh?
00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,678 Hey, wake up, stupid!
00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:38,432 Come on, wake up, kid!
00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,518 No, wait, I was back home in bed!
00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:43,229 No, you passed out and peed your pants!
00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,064 Look, the evil of Imaginationland
00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:46,941 is coming out!
00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,322 Ooh! Ahh! Ooh! Aah!
00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,244 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:03,624 Oh, hamburgers!
00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,793 Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah!
00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,419 Agh! Agh! Agh! Agh!
00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:10,422 Everyone, fall back to the Gumdrop Forest!
00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:11,966 Come with me, little boy.
00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:14,635 I'm going to get you home!
00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,887 Agh, it's Alien!
00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,722 Balrghggh!
00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:20,558 Agh!
00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:23,310 Predator!
00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,854 Agh!
00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,857 Ahh...
00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:29,483 Wahghghggh!
00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,110 Agh!
00:02:34,864 --> 00:02:37,449 Look, we already told you everything we know!
00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:39,076 Some guy just showed up in a big balloon
00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:40,452 and took us into Imaginationland.
00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,454 What we want to know is how.
00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,582 We need to find a way into Imaginationland.
00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:45,666 You've been there.
00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,334 How did you do it?
00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,670 We just... Went on a balloon ride.
00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:52,173 There must have been some kind of portal or a doorway.
00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:53,674 Dude, we don't remember.
00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,301 Do you realize what's going on here?!
00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,928 Terrorists have attacked our imagination
00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,306 and now our imaginations are running wild!
00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,433 You better start remembering!
00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,560 It was the Chinese, wasn't it?
00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,312 What?
00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:07,897 We've suspected that the Chinese Government
00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,648 was working on a doorway to the imagination.
00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:12,109 Is that where you were?! - No.
00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,235 That's it, isn't it?
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,029 Where do the Chinese keep this portal?
00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:15,905 How does it work?
00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,323 Is it better than ours?
00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,991 Your what?
00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,534 Our portal to the imagination built as a secret project
00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,578 back to 1962 to fight the Soviets--
00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,829 Shh, Tom!
00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:25,873 That's super secret.
00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,708 Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:31,420 Wait, the U.S. Government has a portal to the imagination?
00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:32,546 Oh, see?!
00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,506 Good job, Tom.
00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,300 Why don't you just tell 'em everything about Project "X"?
00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,551 Yes, sir.
00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,053 We built a portal to the imagination
00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:40,721 to use against the Russians during the cold war,
00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:41,847 but we never got it--
00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,140 That was sarcasm!
00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,267 I was being sarcastic, you fucking idiot!
00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,852 Oh, jeez, I'm really sorry, sir.
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,187 If you already built a doorway to the imagination,
00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,980 then why do you need us?
00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,732 All right, we might as well show it to them.
00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,734 Goddamn it, Tom.
00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:57,321 ( Cartman ) Every night the dream is the same.
00:03:57,446 --> 00:04:00,658 I'm on my way to visit my friend Kyle,
00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:02,076 because we had a bet
00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,869 that if I could prove leprechauns were real,
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,704 he would suck my balls.
00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:09,124 And it turns out I was right.
00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,711 Time to pay up, Kyle. ( echoing )
00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:17,341 but then...
00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,051 No!
00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,346 No!
00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:23,806 It's been taken from me.
00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,100 I have dry balls.
00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:29,520 Balls so dry they explode like dust.
00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,939 Aahhh...
00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,440 Ahh, ahh!
00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,693 You okay, kid?
00:04:35,818 --> 00:04:37,486 No.
00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:41,156 I've got dry balls, and I'm running out of time.
00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,963 Ever since the cold war,
00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:58,132 the U.S. Government has been working on a secret project
00:04:58,257 --> 00:05:01,635 to build a doorway into the imagination.
00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:06,974 It is called "Project Imagination Doorway."
00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:10,060 That's not very imaginative.
00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,021 According to all the tests and the data,
00:05:12,146 --> 00:05:13,605 the doorway should work.
00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:16,233 But it never has.
00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,735 But we're close, sir.
00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,320 We're real close.
00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,030 They've been saying that for over 40 years.
00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:22,531 You're the ones, right?
00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,408 The kids that have been inside the imagination?
00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,160 I guess.
00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:27,995 What was the sequence that got you inside?
00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,955 We know there's some kind of resonance code,
00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,373 but we can't figure it out.
00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,541 Look, we're sorry, you guys,
00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,917 but the balloon just went up in the air,
00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,002 and the dude sang a song
00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,503 and we were suddenly there.
00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,422 You didn't say anything about a song before.
00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,673 What song?!
00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,633 The imagination song.
00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,260 That could be it!
00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,428 The fractal converter has never worked
00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,638 because it was waiting for a multi-tonal code!
00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,266 Quick, boys, how does the imagination song go?
00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:53,979 ♪ Imagin-a-tion ♪
00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,857 ♪ Imagin-a-tion ♪
00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,193 Sir, I'm getting some electro feedback from the gate.
00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,819 It's weak but it...
00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,571 It's nano-responding to something.
00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,031 Was there more to the imagination song?
00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,824 How does the rest of it go?
00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:10,204 ♪ Imag-in-a-tion ♪
00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,206 ♪ Imagina-- ♪
00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:13,791 No, no, dude, it went up there.
00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,125 ♪ Imagina-- ♪
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,960 ♪ Imagina-- ♪
00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,128 Dude, we don't remember.
00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,713 It was really long and stupid.
00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,215 I'm just about through playing with you boys!
00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,716 We're running out of time.
00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,761 You have to remember that song in its entirety!
00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,014 ( gurgling )
00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:30,933 Mayor!
00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,726 Mayor, what are we supposed to do?
00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,061 Please, sir!
00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,646 I have to get home to my world!
00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,565 Oh, well, all you have to do
00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:41,819 is tap your heels together three times.
00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,195 Really?
00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,406 No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke!
00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:46,156 Ahghg!
00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,491 Ahghghghg!
00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:48,951 Mayor, what are we supposed to do?
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,536 Snarf, snarf.
00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,496 Get to Castle Sunshine.
00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,789 It's your only hope!
00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,207 Castle Sunshine?
00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,418 Through the Gumdrop Forest.
00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:58,836 Others will be hiding there.
00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,504 Go, run!
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,339 Look out for the evil characters!
00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,967 They're assembling on the Yum Yum Mountain.
00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,260 Blah-bleh.
00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,303 We are free!
00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,306 Now all of Imaginationland is ours.
00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,809 Not all, foolish Orc.
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,061 There are still parts of Imaginationland
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,855 we don't control.
00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,607 Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle
00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,276 right on this spot.
00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,445 Who put you in charge, Kruger?
00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:27,197 I am the most evil character here.
00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:28,615 Nonsense!
00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,451 Your evil is stale.
00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:33,537 I am the most evil imaginary character!
00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,039 Hiss!
00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,166 Now, come on, y'all.
00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,542 We shouldn't be fighting.
00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,127 We're supposed to all be on the same side.
00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,504 Yeah, you're right, Squirrely Squirrel.
00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,298 Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:47,759 What evil imaginary characters are they?
00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,595 They were dreamt up by some fourth grade kid
00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,138 as part of his Christmas story.
00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,764 Now, come on, y'all.
00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,099 We can't waste time arguing.
00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,517 There could still be survivors out there.
00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,269 We need to hunt them down and kill them.
00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,770 And eat their flesh.
00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,356 But first we should rape them.
00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,610 How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies
00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,820 so we can use their blood as lubricant?
00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,739 Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear!
00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,240 ( cheering )
00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,534 (all) A blood orgy!
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,995 Man, I do not want to meet the kid
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,372 that dreamt those things up.
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,042 Look, I want some Goddamned answers.
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,251 You brought my friend here to Washington!
00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,836 Where is he? What is going on?
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,129 I'm sorry, sir.
00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,797 That information is classified.
00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,132 Something is going on,
00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,759 and I have a right to know where my friend is!
00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,093 There's somebody asking a lot of questions
00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:31,303 about what's going on.
00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,096 Let me handle this.
00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,390 I'm sorry, but there is no such thing as
00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,392 "Project Imagination Doorway."
00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:40,229 "Imagination Doorway."
00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,190 It was started in the '60s as a secret government project.
00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,191 Right.
00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,818 ♪ Imagin-a-tion ♪
00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,403 ♪ Imagin-- ♪
00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,321 Wait, wait, maybe that was where he went really flat,
00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,198 like that half step key change.
00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,991 ♪ Imagin-ation ♪
00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,201 Right, then it was...
00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:55,869 ♪ Imagination ♪
00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,037 ♪ Imagination ♪
00:08:57,162 --> 00:09:00,290 ♪ Imagin-a-tion ♪
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,588 It's open, it's open!
00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,757 Getting readings from the other side.
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,342 That's it.
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,636 We've made an opening to our imagination, sir!
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,639 Woo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Woo-hoo!
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,516 All right, that's enough!
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,226 We've still got a lot of work to do, people.
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,727 It's time to go in
00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:25,315 and get our imaginations under control.
00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,321 How much further to Castle Sunshine?
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,573 Snarf!
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,366 I'm not sure-- snarf, snarf!
00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,201 I've never been.
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,411 ( woman screaming )
00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:38,537 What was that?
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,163 Over here.
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,126 Oh, Christ, it's Strawberry Shortcake!
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,920 Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha!
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,672 Please, let me go!
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,007 Ogh!
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,175 Agh!
00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:53,969 Agh!
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,432 Oh, my God! Snarf!
00:09:58,557 --> 00:09:59,933 ( screaming )
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:03,061 Now kill her!
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,521 Whoa, whoa, hang on, y'all.
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,772 You can't just kill her.
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:06,857 That's not evil enough.
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,025 What do you mean?
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,443 We cut out her eyeball.
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,028 Yeah, that's super hard-core.
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,487 Now, come on, y'all.
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:13,572 We can do better than that.
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:14,948 Hey, I know!
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,867 Let's all pee in her empty eye socket!
00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:18,368 Let's make her eat her own eyeball
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,120 and then pee in her empty eye socket.
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,122 How about we get someone with <i>A IDS</i>
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,665 to pee in her eye socket
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,459 so she dies all slow like?
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,377 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,755 Nobody here has <i>A IDS</i>!
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,632 Aww! Aww! Aww! Aww!
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,425 But we've got to have <i>A IDS</i>
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,135 before we pee in her eye socket.
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,928 Now, don't be down y'all.
00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,180 I'll bet we can find some <i>A IDS</i> out in the forest!
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,766 Yay! Yay! <i>A IDS</i>! - Yay!
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,101 Go, run, run, run!
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,612 All right, men, we don't know what you'll experience
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,530 on the other side of this doorway,
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,991 but it will most likely be really weird.
00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,619 If you reach our imagination, you are to take
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,205 every step necessary to get it under control.
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,081 Are you ready?!
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,374 Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir! Yes, sir!
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,376 Are you ready, Kurt Russell?
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,378 I... I don't understand why I'm here.
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,629 I'm just an actor.
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,130 Yes, but you were in that one movie
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,548 that was kinda like this.
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,509 That gives you more experience than anybody.
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:16,843 All right, here we go!
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,970 Men, forward...
00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,347 Sir, we have a security breach!
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,765 What?!
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,058 There's an unauthorized entry alert.
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,559 It's coming from sector two.
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,436 Sector two?
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,480 Baghhh!
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,190 Cartman?
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,150 Hello, Kyle.
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,319 Thought you could get out of your responsibilities, huh?
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,696 Who the hell are you?!
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,406 That kid you have made a bet with
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,824 that if I could prove I saw a leprechaun,
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,200 he would suck my balls.
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,743 Get him out of here!
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,245 No, hold on a second!
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,871 I have a contract validated by
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,832 the United States court system!
00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,709 Let me see that.
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,131 Why would you agree to suck someone's balls?
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,257 I didn't think there was gonna be
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,050 a Goddamned leprechaun!
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,635 All right, you two can go use the conference room.
00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,970 Go on, we have work to do here.
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,304 What?!
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,556 Well, wait, I wanna see what happens here!
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,099 You signed an agreement, kid.
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:04,975 We don't have time for this.
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,018 Go on and do it.
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,645 Stan?
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,274 Dude, you did make a deal.
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,817 The conference room is which way?
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,739 Well, well, well, here we are, Kyle.
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,323 You tried to bail on our agreement
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,742 but I found you.
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,326 I didn't bail.
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,870 I got picked up by the government.
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,121 Well, we're here now.
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,414 That's all that matters.
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,541 Care for some nuts?
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,293 Oh, that's right, I guess you'll be chock-full of nuts
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,878 in just a few minutes.
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,005 Cartman, do you even know what's going on?
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,382 We went to Imaginationland, terrorists attacked it,
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,759 and now the government is about to--
00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:40,635 ( yawning )
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,512 oh, jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle.
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,264 It's just I'm so completely bored by this story.
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,724 See, I'm really only interested in the part
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:46,933 where the leprechaun was real
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,769 and so you have to suck my balls.
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,604 Okay, fine-- you know what?
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,772 Let's just get it over with.
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,732 Oh, no, no, no, not so fast, Kyle.
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,817 I've waited a long time for this,
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,029 and I intend to savor each and every second.
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,489 No, I'm serious.
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,364 I wanna see what's happening downstairs,
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,699 so let's just do it.
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,868 Not just yet, Kyle.
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,495 There's still a few things I need to do.
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,704 By the way, I should tell you
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:08,789 that I haven't had a chance to shower
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,499 while making my way up here.
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,627 My balls are... Extra vinegary.
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,545 Just get to it already!
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,716 Entering the portal in five seconds!
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,551 Kurt Russell, can I get a com check?
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,554 Check one, two.
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,347 Good luck, men!
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,808 And Godspeed!
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,576 What do we have?
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,620 Kurt Russell, can you hear me?
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,163 ( Kurt ) We're here!
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,998 We're somewhere.
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,625 They are inside the imagination, sir.
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,293 What do you see in there?
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:59,047 There's lots of big mushrooms and colorful grass,
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,757 some castles in the distance.
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:05,595 Wait... Something's coming for us!
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,888 It's coming out of the bushes!
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,306 It-- it's a...
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,141 Oh.
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,269 Oh, it's just a cute little squirrel.
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,979 Hey, it talks!
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,106 Ha-ha, the little squirrel talks.
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,900 Aw, an imaginary talking squirrel.
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:19,943 Aww! Aww! Aww! Aww!
00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,486 Ask the squirrel what it knows about
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,946 the terrorist attack.
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,072 ( Kurt ) Wait a minute.
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,699 The squirrel has friends.
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,368 Oh why it's a whole bunch of woodland critters.
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,412 Wait, woodland critters.
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,080 There's a talking bear and a beaver.
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,916 They seem to be Christmas critters.
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,418 Oh, hello!
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,919 Yes, hi!
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,713 Get them out of there! - What?
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,089 Tell them to get away now!
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,465 What's the matter?
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:43,967 ( Kurt ) Oh, the cute little bear,
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:45,677 his eyes are starting to glow red now.
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,387 Hello there, little animals.
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,639 Do happen to know how-- ahghgh!
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,808 Ahghghghghghh!
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,977 Kurt Russell, what's going on!?
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,023 They're raping me! They're raping me!
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,233 Get out of there, Kurt Russell!
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,360 They're raping all of us!
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,905 Agh, oh, it hurts!
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,365 They're raping us and it hurts!
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,743 Ahh!
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,703 ♪ Da da-da da da-da-da ♪
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,163 I was thinking about using
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:14,581 a high-speed shutter with a low depth of field.
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,166 What do you think?
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,584 Goddamn it, Cartman, will you stop wasting time.
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,752 I want to get this over with!
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,045 No, you're right, Kyle.
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,087 A higher depth of field will make sure
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,547 everything stays in focus.
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,174 There we go.
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,719 Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls,
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,845 are you gonna think about
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,263 how right I was about the leprechaun,
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,015 or are you just gonna try and focus on
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,142 how rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth?
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,602 Let's just do it!
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,145 In time, Kyle.
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,439 You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you?
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,191 Are you ball famished? Ball starving?
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,734 You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,361 you're actually-- ( sirens blaring )
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,154 Everyone to the main hall now!
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,656 Go!
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,907 Uh, no, no, we're not done in here yet.
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,784 Everyone to the main hall now!
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,410 No!
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,370 Goddamn it, no!
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,124 Oh, boy-- snarf, snarf.
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,460 My feet are really getting tired-- snarf.
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,754 Uh, Snarf, could you maybe like
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,255 shut up for five minutes?
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,424 Wait, there it is, we made it!
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,219 Castle Sunshine!
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,054 Yeah! All right! - Snarf!
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,306 ( distant growling )
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,724 Hurry, get inside!
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,726 The evil imaginary characters are approaching!
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:17,894 Lock down the gates!
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,396 Prepare to fire the cannons!
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,940 Wait, wait!
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,609 What imaginary character are you?
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,529 The Lollipop King from the Lollipop Forest.
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,780 And I'm Snarf.
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,490 Snarf, snarf, snarf, snarf.
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,909 And what imaginary character are you?
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,328 Oh, uh, I'm not imaginary.
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,538 I'm Butters.
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,956 What's a Butters?
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,416 The mayor brought him and some other kids
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,625 into Imaginationland
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,210 just before the terrorists attack.
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,129 So you came from the real world
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,256 at precisely the same time as the terrorists?
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,174 That seems like quite a coincidence.
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,468 I-- well, I was just playing with my friends,
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,220 and then we caught a leprechaun, and then--
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,638 you caught the leprechaun?
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,223 Take him!
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,851 Perseus, he's not against us-- snarf, snarf.
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,606 Talk to me-- what's going on?
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:08,319 Something is coming through the gate from the other side.
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,949 Rahghg!
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,075 What is it?!
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,328 It's like a half man half bear!
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,496 And half pig!
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,165 Arahgh!
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,374 Agh!
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,834 No, no, wait!
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,211 It's like a half bear, half man-pig!
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,297 Argah!
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,423 Look out!
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,216 ( squealing )
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,219 No, I think it's more like a half man and half pig-bear.
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,765 Reverse the doorway, send it back through!
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,892 Aah!
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,935 Kyle!
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:41,895 Ughhh!
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,649 Waagh!
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,571 Ahh!
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,573 ( squealing )
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,333 Please, I didn't help the terrorists
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,709 get into Imaginationland.
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,169 Honest!
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,379 That is for the Council of Nine to decide.
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:09,714 Don't worry, kid.
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,007 The Council of Nine consists of some of
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,509 the most highly regarded imaginary characters
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,595 in all Imaginationland.
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,763 Fellow council,
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,182 these are indeed dark times.
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,143 The evil forces amass at our gates as we speak.
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,270 Zeus believes we should evacuate.
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,815 Yes, their power outmatches ours.
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,734 If they are giving us a chance to leave we must take it.
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,945 And what say you, Morpheus?
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,447 How are we to know that they will let us go?
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,157 Their offer could be a trap.
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,952 Perhaps we must flee to the Temple of Alderan.
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,620 Surely they wouldn't chase us there.
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,372 No, we can't.
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,666 Come on, you guys, this is our home.
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,710 We have to fight to keep it the way it is meant to be.
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,295 I'm with Jesus.
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,005 The evil characters aren't going to just let us go.
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,342 Gets 'skim ta truffleup?
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,262 That may be, Popeye, but we don't have a choice.
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,472 ( Perseus ) Ahem...
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,891 Forgive my intrusion, Council of Nine.
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:04,102 But this boy has infiltrated from the real world.
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,063 Bring him here!
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,067 Clear!
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:19,033 I'm sorry, he's gone.
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,371 No, Kyle can't die.
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,331 I'm sorry, young man.
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,460 Kyle?
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,213 Well, at least now he doesn't have to
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,382 suck anyone's balls.
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,885 No!
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,386 No, he has a strong heart!
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,762 He wants to live!
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,098 Come on, Kyle, come on, buddy!
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,227 He's gone, little boy.
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,437 Zap him again!
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,646 Do it! Charging.
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,106 Do it!
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,152 Come on, buddy, Come on, buddy! - Clear!
00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,073 Get out of here!
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,909 ( panting )
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,370 Goddamn it, Kyle,
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,663 you've never walked away from anything in your life!
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,207 Now fight, fight!
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,168 Fight right now!
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,046 Fight, fight, fight!
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,090 ( choking )
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,761 ( laughing )
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,100 Get him some air!
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,603 Easy, breathe easy.
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,854 ( chuckling )
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,068 I believe this child was brought into Imaginationland
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,861 for a reason.
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,030 Perhaps the mayor knew something we don't.
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,865 What are you saying, Aslan?
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,450 That if we are to take back control we might--
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,911 Yes, if we are to take back control
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,829 from the evil forces,
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,540 this little boy might be the key.
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,251 Aww, I'm the key?
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,835 Could I not be the key, Morpheus?
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,379 I don't wanna be the key.
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,422 If you ever wanna see your home again, little boy,
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,383 you'll have to rise to this challenge.
00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:00,385 But I'm supposed to be at school right now.
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,637 Instead I've got Snarf, I've got Popeye
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,514 and Luke Skywalker all pissed off...
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,183 It is a dark time for all of us, young boy.
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,394 But know that if you believe in yourself,
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:13,147 everything will turn out all right.
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,073 Sir, are you sure about this?
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,866 We have no choice.
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,953 Terrorists have attacked us where we are most vulnerable.
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,372 There's no other option.
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,125 We have to nuke our imagination.
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,553 Wake up, Kyle.

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