Ночь живых бомжей

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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my

woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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All right, this time

it's me and Kenny

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versus you

two assholes.

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Fine.

- Oh, dude!

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What's with all

the homeless people?

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Sir, could you move

a little please?

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Spare some change?

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Oh, dude, he smells

like Kenny's house.

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Get outta here!

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You guys,

that's not cool.

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These people have

nowhere to go.

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They don't

have food or shelter.

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We have to do

something.

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Well, dude, what are

we supposed to do?

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Yeah, what

are we supposed to do?

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No, Kyle's right,

you guys.

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We should

do something.

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Really?

Yeah.

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I know what you're

thinking, Kyle,

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and I'm with you.

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I know exactly

what we should do.

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Gather around and

witness the glory

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as Eric Cartman attempts

to jump

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his skateboard

over the homeless.

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Thank you,

thank you!

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The ramp ready?

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Yeah, it's all set.

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He won't make it.

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Excuse me!

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This isn't exactly

what I had in mind!

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All right, here we go!

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Jimmy?

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Oof... Ugh!

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Yes!

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I did it!

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I jumped over

the homeless!

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Yes!

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That was a

sweet idea, Kyle.

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God damn it--

that wasn't my idea!

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All right, people, we need to

come up with answers.

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There are homeless

sprouting up all over town.

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What are we supposed to do?

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Well, I sort of

had an idea.

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Please, Mr. Valmer.

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We could

give the homeless

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all designer sleeping bags

and make-overs.

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At least that way they'd

be pleasant to look at.

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Oh, that's a good idea.

- I like it.

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Well, I was thinking

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we could turn the homeless

into tires,

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so that we'd

still have homeless,

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but we could use them

on our cars.

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Ooh, that's a good one!

- Nice one, Randy.

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That's like recycling.

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All right, enough!

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I find this whole conversation

to be extremely offensive.

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The homeless aren't

monsters, they are people.

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Like you and me.

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You mean

they've adapted?

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Copied our D.N.A.?

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Excuse me.

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I am the top researcher

of homeless studies

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for Park County.

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I don't know why more

homeless people

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are showing up in town,

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but I do know that

we must be extremely careful.

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If we give them anything,

there could be more.

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Hi.

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I've, uh, I've been saving up

for a new Xbox game, but...

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But I think you

could use the money

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a lot more than I could.

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Listen, I...

I want you to take this.

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It's $20.

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Got any more?

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No, that's--

I thought that was a lot.

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Spare any change?

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You're welcome.

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Oh, crap.

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Dude, what are all

these homeless people

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doing in front of

your house?

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I don't know!

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There's a bunch

outside my house, too.

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Spare any change,

sir?

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No!

Fuck off!

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I don't get it.

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My dad said

as long as nobody

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gave them money

they'd move on.

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He did?

- Well, this is bullcrap.

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Somebody has to be

responsible.

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Well, I kind of gave a

homeless guy $20 last night.

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You what?!

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Oh, come on, that can't be

why they're all here.

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There has to be

another reason!

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Kyle, what were

you thinking?!

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Yeah!

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I can't possibly jump

this many homeless people!

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I won't risk it!

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I could jump two homeless

people, maybe three.

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But asking me

to jump this many

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is asking me to risk

my life, Kyle!

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I don't want you

to jump them, retard!

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Spare some change?

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No, sorry,

I don't have any change.

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Got any change?

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No, sorry.

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Can you spare

some change?

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Change?

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Agh-- I don't

have any change!

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Change?

- No!

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Change?

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Spare some change?

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Leave me alone,

I don't have any change!

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All right,

God bless you, sir.

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Oh, now I feel bad.

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Here!

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Hagh... Hagh!

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Change? Change?

- Change?

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No, no, that was really

all the change I had.

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Spare some change?

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I just gave you change!

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Change?!

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Change? - Change?

- Change? - Change?

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Spare some change?

Change?

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Agh!

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Change?

- Change?

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I don't have

any more change!

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Change? - Spare some change?

- All right, God bless.

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No!

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I don't have

any change!

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I don't have any change!

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Okay, that'll be great.

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Let's also make sure

we have enough chairs

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in the community center

for everyone to attend.

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Agh!

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Agh!

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Stay away, stay away!

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Randy?!

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Randy what happened?!

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Agh!

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I don't have

any change!

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I don't have any change!

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This is a

news 5 special bulletin

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with Chris Swollenballs.

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South Park has become overrun

with the homeless.

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Nearly every square

inch of public property

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is now riddled with homeless,

shutting down roadways

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and making

getting around impossible.

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Many people are trapped

throughout the town.

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Help! Help!

Help! Help!

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Help me!

Help us!

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Dude, it's

our dads!

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Oh, my God.

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In the meantime, South Park

citizens are being advised

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to stay indoors

and protect their change.

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Spare some change?

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What the...

You can't be in here.

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You got any

change, sir?

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No, I don't

have any change.

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How'd he get in here?

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Change?!

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No-- please-- I don't

have any change!

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Honest, I don't!

I don't have any--

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You see what

you did, Kyle?!

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Come on, we have to

try and help

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our stupid parents.

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Change!

They're everywhere!

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What are you

boys doing?

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Get in!

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Change?

Spare change?

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Spare any change, sir?

- Ahh!

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Come on, let's go!

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Change?

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What the hell are you

doing outside?!

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Our parents are stuck

on top of a building in town.

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You aren't

getting into town!

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It's completely overrun

with these things!

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Ahh!

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Ahg! Ahg!

Ahg! Ahg!

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No!

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No, I don't need

my windshield cleaned!

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Stop it, stop it!

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Look, our only

hope is to talk to

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the homeless researcher

out on Travis street.

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He understands what's

going on better than anybody.

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Just stick with me, kids.

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Agh!

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Agh! Agh!

Agh! Agh!

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Ahh!

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Holy shit, dude!

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Over here!

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Jump down!

Go!

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Oh, God, it really smells

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like Kenny's

house down here!

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Dude, shut the

fuck up about my house!

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Whoa, Kenny,

relax, dude!

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We need to work

together!

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Come on, we gotta get to

that scientist's house.

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Change? - Change?

- Spare some change? - Change?

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Change?

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Spare some change?

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No sign of

anybody else.

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That's it.

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I'm gonna make

a break for it.

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Don't be crazy, Gerald.

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You'll never get through

all those homeless people.

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And even if you did,

what then?

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You can't

drive anywhere.

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If I can make it

through them,

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maybe I can catch

the bus to Fairplay.

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I have to try.

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You won't make it

through, Gerald!

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Change?! - Spare some change?!

- Got some change?

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Ahh... Ahh!

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Change, sir? - Change, sir?

- Got some change?

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Don't have any change.

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Change?! - Just need

some change, sir!

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Don't have any change.

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Change? - Change?

- Change?

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Damn it!

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All right,

you want change?!

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Here!

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There-- there's

some change!

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All right, a little bit!

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There you go,

take the change!

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Oh, wait--

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wait, now I don't have any

change left for the bus.

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Hold on-- can I just back

some of that change, please?

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Change, sir?

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Could I just have a little

change for the bus, please?

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I need a little--

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Anybody have some change?

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Change?

Got any change?

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Change?

Change?

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What happened?

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He's become

one of them.

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Change? - Change?

- Got some change? - Change?

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God bless.

- Spare change?

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Go away--

I don't have any change.

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Are you the head of

homeless studies?

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Yes-- who are you?

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We think this may be

our friend's fault.

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He gave one of

the homeless $20 yesterday.

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Oh, my God--

get in here.

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Tell me

what's going on.

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There's a bunch of people

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trapped in the middle of town

surrounded by homeless people.

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We can't get to them.

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All right, all right-- look,

I didn't wanna risk it,

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but I think

I know what to do.

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I'll try to jump all

those homeless

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and get to

the people on that roof.

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Jump them?

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I jump the homeless

professionally.

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If you can

get me a skateboard,

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I'll try to jump that

homeless crowd

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and save those people.

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Oh, shut up, Cartman!

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All you did was

jump over one homeless guy!

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I easily could have

cleared another 30 or 40.

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You barely made it

over one, fat ass!

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Kyle, enough!

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Cartman jumping more

homeless people

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isn't gonna solve

anything right now.

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God damn it!

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I don't want him

to jump over more--

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Boys, boys, I don't think

you quite understand

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how the homeless function.

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Perhaps you should come

downstairs to my laboratory.

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Spare some change? - Change?

- Spare some change? - Change, sir?

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We don't have

any change!

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Go away!

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Anything, Stephen?

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No, all the phone lines

are completely down.

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Hello?

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It's Steve Garret

from the library.

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Please let us in.

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Find another place

to hide, Steve.

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I have others

with me.

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We've nowhere

else to go!

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One woman

here is pregnant.

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We can't just leave

them out there!

00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,127

Let us in!

00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,629

For God's sake,

they're coming!

00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,173

No, no, I'm sorry, we don't

have any change!

00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,424

You have to

let them in, Randy!

00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:17,886

There isn't enough food

for more people up here!

00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,471

Oh, God, one of them

is a war veteran!

00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,432

We're gonna have to

give him some change!

00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,934

This isn't happening!

00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,687

All right,

all right, fine!

00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,857

Ahh. Ahh.

Ahh. Ahh.

00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,067

Could you spare

some change, sir?

00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,360

Agh!

00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,948

I've dissected

several homeless

00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,033

to see what makes

them tick.

00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,703

Their anatomy is

shockingly similar to ours.

00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:43,870

See?

00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,956

Everything is there:

heart, lungs, kidneys.

00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,874

They are almost identical

to us in every way.

00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,502

Except for one.

00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:58,719

The homeless can survive

solely on change.

00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,679

Change?

00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,806

They feed on our change.

00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,558

They need it in order

to keep them moving.

00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,309

Is that... Is that

some spare change?

00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,146

Somehow they're able to

take our change

00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,356

and turn it into

nourishment, sustenance.

00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,607

Spare some of that

change, sir?

00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,817

But now watch.

00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,364

Spare some change?

00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,324

It has already

completely forgotten

00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,160

that I have given

it change.

00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:27,581

It just

wants more change.

00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,040

Look over here.

00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,753

This one I've kept deprived

of change for over three days.

00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,837

Change?

00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,881

What's it doing?

00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,340

It's dying.

00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:38,675

Cool.

00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,594

I've learned that

the nearby city of Evergreen

00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,929

had a homeless problem

just before we did,

00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,514

and they were

able to stop it.

00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,683

Excuse me?

00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:47,893

The front door was open.

00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,394

Can I borrow

some change?!

00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,230

Change?

- Change?

00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,316

Oh, my God,

they're coming in!

00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,734

Quick, kids,

get out of here.

00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:56,735

You can fit!

00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,862

What about you?

00:12:58,987 --> 00:12:59,738

Get to Evergreen

and find out

00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,239

how they got rid

of the homeless.

00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,783

I'll be all right!

00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,451

Agh-- stop pushing,

Kenny!

00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,994

Hello?

00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,454

I'm sorry-- I just really need

some change for the bus.

00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,665

Change? - Spare some change?

- Change?

00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,917

Stop it!

I really do need change!

00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,419

Me too.

Change?

00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,629

Change?

00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,463

Hello?

00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,381

Do you have

any change?

00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,299

Change?

00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,551

Sorry to take

the easy way out.

00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,975

Ow!

Oh, fuck!

00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,852

Ow!

00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,729

Ooh... Ahg!

00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,565

God!

00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,734

Argh... Argh...

00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,278

Argh...

Argh...

00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,864

Arghhh, arhhh, arhhh...

00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,831

Agh... Ow!

00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:55,502

Ugh... Agh... Ow!

00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,546

Change? - Change?

- Spare some change?

00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,258

No, no-- damn it!

00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,926

That's it.

00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,011

That's it, everyone.

00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,054

We're out of

Pop-tarts.

00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,139

No, we can't be!

00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,559

Face it--

we're gonna starve!

00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,561

No, no, wait-- there's

still a box over here.

00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,603

Those are cherry!

00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:14,813

Ewwgh!

00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,147

Wait-- I've got a signal,

I've got a signal!

00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,441

What?! - You do?!

- How?!

00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,693

Call the fire department.

00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,237

I'm calling my wife!

00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,197

Mary-- Mary, baby,

are you all right?!

00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,615

Oh, maybe we're

gonna be okay.

00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,200

Ask her what's happening!

00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,785

Mary what's

going on out there?

00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,787

Nobody's coming for us!

00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:31,997

They what?!

00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,250

No, that's impossible!

00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,210

But how can that be?

We didn't even--

00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,129

Hello?!

Mary, Mary?!

00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,298

What happened, Glen?

00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,924

There's no help coming.

00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:47,095

She said because of

all the homeless...

00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,555

Because of all

the homeless in South Park,

00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,431

property values have plummeted.

00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,474

I had two liens

against my house

00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,226

and so the bank is

foreclosing!

00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,271

I don't have

a home anymore.

00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,400

Randy, what are

you doing?

00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,110

He's homeless now.

00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,069

We aren't safe!

00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,571

I'm not like them!

00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,906

Not yet.

00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,198

It's only

a matter of time.

00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,408

And what are you

gonna do, huh?

00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,659

Just blow

his head off?!

00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:10,452

If we have to!

00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,369

Sit down, Glen.

00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,996

Randy,

you can't just--

00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,373

Sit down!

00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,668

Change?

00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,087

This is crazy-- how can they

just take away my house?

00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,005

Where am I supposed

to put all my things?!

00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,090

I don't have a place

for all my stuff!

00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,467

Where am I supposed

to put my stuff?!

00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,968

I'll need to

pay for storage.

00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,137

Can I borrow some money to

put my stuff in storage?

00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,347

Come on, guys.

00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,848

If you all just

help me out a little bit.

00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,100

Each one of you just put

in a little change.

00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,560

Change?

00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,786

What the hell

happened here?

00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,079

That's far enough.

00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,456

Just march your butts

right back out of our town.

00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,334

We just came

to ask a question.

00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,211

You homeless

or homeowners?

00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,629

We're nine.

00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,255

Yeah, well,

that makes you homeless,

00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,091

so get out of here

before you die.

00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,592

Look, we just need help

00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,760

with our own

homeless problem.

00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,053

Yeah, this Jew here made

them take over our town.

00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,180

Shut up, Cartman!

00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,432

Cartman?

00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,102

Eric Cartman?

00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,188

The kid who jumped 30 homeless

people on his skateboard?

00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,233

You heard about that?

00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,567

Heard about it?

00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,027

They said you could

have easily cleared

00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,821

50 homeless with

that jump.

00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:28,488

30 was hard enough.

00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,864

Oh, God!

It wasn't 30!

00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,158

It was one!

00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,493

He jumped over one

homeless person

00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,703

with his stupid skateboard,

00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,121

and he barely made

it over that guy!

00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,497

Kyle, knock it off!

00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,748

We're here to find out how

to get rid of the homeless,

00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,667

not how many homeless

Cartman can jump!

00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,711

Please-- we just want

you to tell us

00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,129

how you got rid of

the homeless in your town.

00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:47,507

Well, that was easy.

00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:52,721

The homeless

first started arriving

00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,765

in Evergreen about

three months ago.

00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,434

At first there were

only a few of them.

00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,769

Asking for change,

sleeping in the parks.

00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,063

But then more showed up.

00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,189

And we realized

there was something

00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,774

different about them.

00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,568

They fed off of our change

to the point

00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,447

that they could actually

start renting apartments.

00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,906

We knew it wouldn't be long

00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,950

before the homeless actually

started buying homes.

00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:18,747

And then we'd have no idea

who was homeless and who wasn't.

00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,498

The people living in the house

right next door to you

00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,333

could be homeless

and you wouldn't even know.

00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,961

Nobody could trust

anybody.

00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,963

Fights broke out-- war.

00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,050

That's when I started

suspecting that my own wife,

00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,635

who I had been living

with for 20 years,

00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,888

was actually homeless.

00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,308

So I had to burn her...

In her bed while she slept.

00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,350

After she died, I vowed

I wouldn't let

00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,644

the homeless destroy our town.

00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,022

So we came up with a plan

to get rid of them

00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,024

once and for all.

00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,739

You son of a bitch.

00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,699

You didn't solve your

homeless problem.

00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,743

You just sent all your

homeless to South Park.

00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,037

That's right, yes.

00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,080

What?

- I knew it!

00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,624

It wasn't because I gave

that guy $20.

00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,793

The homeless

all came from here.

00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,170

And it was Texas who sent

them to us.

00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,464

People in San Antonio

got rid of their homeless

00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,715

by telling them what a great

place Evergreen was.

00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,926

But then you

didn't solve the problem.

00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:13,593

You just moved it!

00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,054

Right, but we survived.

00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,599

Dennis!

00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,561

Christine?!

00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,522

You son of a bitch!

00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,108

You tried to burn me.

00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,818

I had to, Christine,

you were homeless!

00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,405

No, I wasn't homeless,

you stupid asshole!

00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,990

Christine,

I can't understand you.

00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,450

Yeah!

00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,911

Because you

burnt my lips off!

00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,663

I nurnt your rip sauce?

00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,789

No!

00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,625

You burnt my lips off!

00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,044

I have no idea what

you're saying.

00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,212

Ow!

00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,882

Ugh!

00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,346

Dude, our parents are just

as stupid as these people.

00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,014

Our town is gonna

end up just like this!

00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:00,765

No it isn't.

00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,725

Come on,

I have an idea.

00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,227

No, no, no,

we're not having Cartman

00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,812

jump any more homeless

people, Kyle.

00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,438

That isn't my idea!

00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,273

I saw a bus in a garage

a couple blocks back.

00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,608

We need to modify it.

00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,110

What are we gonna do?

00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:12,944

We're gonna save

our parents

00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,946

before they

all kill each other.

00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,600

A bus!

00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,101

A bus is coming!

00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,147

It's the boys!

00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,648

They've modified a bus

to get us out of here!

00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,275

I knew they'd

come back for us!

00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,527

All right!

Yeah!

00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,613

Look, Glen, we're saved!

00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,617

All right,

I'm turning around.

00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,453

Why are they turning?

00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,662

What are they doing?

00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,458

Don't leave us!

00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,627

All right, hit it.

00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,377

Let's hope to

Christ this works.

00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,464

♪ California love ♪

00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,846

♪ California ♪

00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,515

♪ Is nice to

the homeless ♪

00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,976

♪ California ♪

00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,896

♪ Super cool to

the homeless ♪

00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,606

♪ In the city ♪

00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,235

♪ City of

Santa Monica ♪

00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,778

♪ Lots of rich people ♪

00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,031

♪ Giving change

to the homeless ♪

00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,242

Change?

00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,662

♪ In the city ♪

00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,373

♪ City of Brentwood ♪

00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,917

♪ They take

really good care ♪

00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,752

♪ Of all their

homeless ♪

00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,963

They're listening!

Let's go!

00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,758

♪ In the city ♪

00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,718

♪ Marina Del Rey ♪

00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,763

♪ They're so nice

to the homeless ♪

00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,974

♪ Build 'em porta-potties ♪

00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,226

They're-- they're

leading them away!

00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,894

We're gonna be

all right!

00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,021

Oh, Glen, we made it!

00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,482

♪ California ♪

00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,526

♪ Super cool

to the homeless ♪

00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,069

Change?

00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,696

♪ California ♪

00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,615

♪ Na na orn nea ♪

00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,285

♪ In the city ♪

00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,870

♪ City of Venice ♪

00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,290

♪ Right by Matt's house ♪

00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,166

♪ You can chill

if you're homeless ♪

00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,296

Ugh!

00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,880

Yes!

00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,340

That's three homeless!

00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,675

Suck on that!

00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,051

Fuck, yeah!

00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,680

Honestly, I don't know

what you see in this, Kyle.

00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,990

Так, в этот раз мы с Кенни будем играть против вас, мудаков.

00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:38,740

Отлично!

00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,460

Блин, что со всеми этими бродягами?

00:00:45,650 --> 00:00:46,940

Уважаемый, вы не могли бы немного подвинуться?

00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,730

Мелочь есть?

00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,900

Оох, чувак, пахнет, как дома у Кенни.

00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:52,020

Убирайтесь отсюда!!!

00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:54,780

Пацаны, это не круто. Этим людям некуда идти.

00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,150

У них нет еды и крыши над головой. Мы должны что-то сделать.

00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,730

Мы-то им чем обязаны?

00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:04,800

Нет, Кайл прав, пацаны.

00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,000

Мы должны что-то сделать!

00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:07,540

Серьёзно?

00:01:07,740 --> 00:01:10,110

Да. Я знаю, о чём ты думаешь, Кайл. И я тебя поддерживаю.

00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:11,920

Я знаю в точности, что мы должны сделать.

00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:20,490

Собирайтесь поближе и станьте свидетелями попытки Эрика Картмэна перепрыгнуть через бомжа на скейте.

00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:22,110

Спасибо! Спасибо!

00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,080

Трамплин готов?

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Да, всё готово.

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У него ничего не выйдет.

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Простите, но это немного не то, о чём я думал!

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Ну что, погнали!

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Джимми?

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ДА! Я сделал это!

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Я перепрыгнул через бомжа!

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ДА!

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Отличная была идея, Кайл.

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Чтоб вас всех! Это была не моя идея?

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Так, люди, нам надо найти ответы. Бездомные распространяются по всему городу.

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Что бы нам предпринять?

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Ну, есть одна мысль.

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Прошу, мистер Валмер.

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Мы можем предоставить бомжам дизайнерские спальники и прикид.

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Так на них хотя бы приятнее будет смотреть.

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Не плохо. Хорошая идея. Мне нравится.

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Я тут подумал.

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Мы можем сделать из них покрышки,

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так что у нас всё ещё есть бомжи, но мы можем использовать их в наших машинах.

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Круто.

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Молодец, Рэнди.

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Мне нравится.

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Это похоже на вторичную переработку.

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Достаточно! Вся эта дискуссия мне кажется слишком агрессивной!

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Бездомные - не монстры, они люди, как вы и я!

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Вы говорите, что они адаптировались. Скопировали нашу ДНК.

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Прошу прощения. Я ведущий специалист по исследованиям бомжей в Округе.

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Я не знаю, откуда в городе взялось столько бродяг, но я знаю...

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что нам надо быть очень внимательными.

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Если мы им что-нибудь дадим - их может стать больше.

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Привет.

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Я... я тут копил на новую игру к X-Box, но...

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но я думаю, вам эти деньги пригодятся гораздо больше, чем мне.

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Слушайте, я хочу, чтоб вы взяли это.

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Тут двадцать долларов.

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А ещё есть?

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Нет... я думал, этого и так много.

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Есть мелочь?

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Вам тут рады.

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Вот дерьмо.

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Чувак, что все эти бомжи делают перед твоим домом?

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Я не знаю.

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Возле моего примерно то же самое.

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Сэр, мелочи не найдётся?

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Нет! От***ись!

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Я не понял.

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Мой батя сказал, что если им не давать денег, то они свалят.

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Так и сказал?

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Всё это дерьмо собачье! Кто-то должен быть виноват!

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Я тут... это, типа дал бродяге двадцать баксов вчера вечером.

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Ты ЧЁ??

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Да ладно вам. Не из-за этого они тут. Должна быть другая причина.

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Кайл, о чём ты думал?

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Да!

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Я физически не смогу перепрыгнуть столько бомжей! Я не буду рисковать!

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Два-три - это ещё куда ни шло. Но просить прыгать через столько бродяг - это значит ставить под угрозу мою жизнь, Кайл!

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Я не хочу, чтоб ты через них прыгал, дебил!

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Мелочи не найдётся?

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Нет, простите, у меня нет мелочи.

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Мелочь есть?

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Простите, нет.

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Не поможете монеткой?

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Мелочь?

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Эй, нет у меня мелочи.

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Мелочь?

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НЕТ!

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Мелочь?

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Мелочи не подбросите?

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Оставьте меня в покое. Нет у меня мелочи!

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Ну ладно, Бог вам в помощь, сэр.

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Ну вот, теперь мне неловко.

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Вот!

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Ааа!

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Нет-нет, это действительно была вся моя мелочь.

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Есть мелочь?

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Да я ж только что тебе дал денег!

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Мелочь?

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Ааааааааа!

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У меня больше нет мелочи!

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Нееет! Нет мелочи!

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НЕТ У МЕНЯ БОЛЬШЕ МЕЛОЧИИИИИ!!!

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Ок, будет превосходно. Надо только убедиться, что стульев в общественном центре хватит на всех.

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Отвалите! Отвалииитеее!

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Рэнди? Рэнди, что стряслось?

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Отвали-... Нет у меня мелочи!

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Нет никакой меееелоооочииии!

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Это спецвыпуск на пятом канале новостей, с Крисом Сволленболзом.

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Саус Парк стал переполнен бездомными.

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Ни осталось и квадратного дюйма общественной собственности, не занятого бомжами.

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Дороги закрыты и добраться куда-либо невозможно.

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Много людей оказались в ловушках по всему городу.

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Помогите! Спасите нас!

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Чуваки, это же наши предки.

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О боже.

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В ближайшее время жителям Саус Парка рекомендуется оставаться дома и защищать свою мелочь.

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Мелочи не найдётся?

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Что за? Вы не можете тут находиться.

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У вас есть мелочь, сэр?

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Нет, у меня нет мелочи.

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Как он сюда попал?

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Мееееееелочь?

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Нет, пожалуйста. У меня нет мелочи.

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Честно нет. НЕТ У МЕНЯ НИЧЕГО!

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Видишь, что ты наделал, Кайл?!

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Пойдёмте, надо попробовать помочь нашим тупым родителям.

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Они повсюду!

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Пацаны, вы что делаете? Прыгайте в машину.

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Сэр, мелочи не найдётся?

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Давайте, надо спешить!

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Какого чёрта вы делали снаружи?

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Наши родители застряли на крыше здания в городе.

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Вам не попасть в город. Он до отказа забит этими существами.

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Нет! Не надо чистить мне стекло! Остановись! Остановииись!

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Слушайте, всё что мы можем сделать, это поговорить с этим исследователем бомжей на улице Трэвиса.

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Он понимает, что происходит, лучше, чем кто-либо ещё. Просто держитесь рядом со мной, ребята.

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Ё**ный свет, чувак!

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Сюда!

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Прыгай! Быстро!

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Ох ёпт, тут внизу в натуре пахнет как у Кенни дома.

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Эй, Кенни, расслабься братишка. Мы должны работать вместе.

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Погнали, надо добраться до дома этого ботаника.

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Ни следа кого-нибудь ещё.

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Ну всё. Я попробую выбраться.

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Не сходи с ума Джеральд. Тебе никогда не пробраться через толпу этих бродяг.

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И даже, если тебе удастся, что дальше? Ты не можешь никуда уехать.

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Если у меня получится, то может я смогу поймать автобус до Фэйрплэя. Я должен попытаться.

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У тебя ничего не выйдет, Джеральд!

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Мелочи нет...

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Нет мелочи...

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Чёрт бы вас побрал! Ладно, хотите мелочи? Вот.

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Вон! Там немного монет.

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Немного, но всё же.

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Вот ещё. Держите свою мелочь.

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Эй, постойте. Стойте, у меня не осталось мелочи на автобус.

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Погодите. Могу я получить немного той мелочи назад, пожалуйста?

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Можно мне немного мелочи на автобус, пожалуйста?

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Мне надо чуть-чуть... есть у кого-нибудь мелочь?

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Мелочь?

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Есть мелочь?

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Мелочь. Мелочь?

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Что произошло?

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Он стал одним из них.

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Уходите, у меня нет мелочи.

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Вы главный исследователь бомжей?

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Да. А вы кто?

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Мы думаем, что это наш друг виноват. Он вчера дал одному бродяге двадцать долларов.

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О господи. Входите!

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Расскажите мне, что происходит?

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Группа людей окружена бездомными в центре города. Мы не можем до них добраться.

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Ладно, ладно, слушайте! Я не хочу рисковать, но...

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похоже я знаю, что делать.

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Я попробую перепрыгнуть всех этих бродяг и добраться до людей на той крыше.

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Перепрыгнуть?

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Я профессионально этим занимаюсь.

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Если достанете мне скейт, я попробую перепрыгнуть всю толпу бомжей и спасти этих людей.

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Да заткнись, Картмэн. Ты смог перепрыгнуть только одного.

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Я легко перемахну тридцать-сорок бродяг.

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Ты только через одного перепрыгнул, толстожопый!

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Кайл, не кипятись! Картмэн, прыгающий через большее количество бомжей, ничего сейчас не изменит.

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Чтоб вам всем провалиться! Я не хочу, чтобы он прыгал через больш-

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Ребята! Ребята! Я не думаю, что вы понимаете как бездомные функционируют.

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Возможно, вам следует спуститься вниз.

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В мою лабораторию.

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НЕТ У НАС НИКАКОЙ МЕЛОЧИ!!! ПРОВАЛИВАЙТЕ!!!

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Есть что-нибудь, Стивен?

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Нет. Ни одна телефонная линия не работает.

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Есть там кто? Это Стив Гаррет из библиотеки. Прошу, позвольте нам войти.

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Найди себе другое укрытие, Стив!

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Со мной ещё люди. Нам некуда идти. Одна женщина беременна.

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Мы не можем просто оставить их там.

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Пустите нас! Ради бога, они приближаются!

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Нет! Нет, простите, у нас нет мелочи.

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Ты должен их впустить, Рэнди.

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У нас не хватит еды на всех.

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О боже! Один из них - ветеран войны.

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Мы просто обязаны дать ему немного мелочи.

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ЭТОГО НЕ МОЖЕТ БЫТЬ!

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Ладно, ладно, так и быть.

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У вас не найдётся мелочи, сэр?

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Я разделал несколько бомжей, чтобы выяснить, как они работают.

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Их анатомия ужасно похожа на нашу.

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Видите? Всё на месте: сердце, лёгкие, почки. Они почти идентичны с нами.

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За исключением одного.

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Бездомные...

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могут выжить только за счёт...

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мелочи.

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Мелочь?

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Они кормятся на нашу мелочь. Она нужна им, чтобы продолжать двигаться.

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Это... немного лишней мелочи?

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Они способны как-то брать...

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нашу мелочь...

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и превращать её в корм, пищу.

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Дайте немного этих монет, сэр?

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А теперь смотрите.

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Деньжат не подбросите?

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Оно уже полностью забыло, что я дал ему мелочь.

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Оно просто хочет...

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больше, мелочи.

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Взгляните сюда.

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Этого я держу, не давая мелочи, уже больше трёх дней.

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Мееееелочь?

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Что оно делает?

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Оно умирает.

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Клёёёво.

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Я выяснил, что в Эвергрине была проблема с бомжами чуть раньше, чем у нас.

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И они смогли справиться с ней.

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Простите? Входная дверь была открыта. Могу я занять немного мелочи?

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О боже, они приближаются!

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Быстро, выбирайтесь отсюда! Вы сможете пролезть!

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А с вами что будет?

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Доберитесь до Эвергрина и узнайте, как они избавились от бродяг! Со мной всё будет ОК!

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Эй! Хорош толкать, Кенни.

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Есть кто?

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Простите, но мне действительно надо немного мелочи на автобус?

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Мелочь? Есть мелочь?

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Стойте! Мне реально нужны деньги!

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Мне тоже. Мелочь?

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Мелочь?

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Эй? У вас мелочь есть?

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Меееелооочь?

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Прошу простить за слишком простой выход.

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Нет. Нет, чёрт возьми!

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Вот и всё. Вот и всё, народ.

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У нас закончились пирожные.

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Нет, быть того не может.

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Смиритесь, мы умрём от голода!

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Нет, нет, погодите, вот же ещё коробка.

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Они вишнёвые! Мерзость!

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Подождите-ка, есть сигнал! Есть связь!

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Да ну? Звони в пожарную часть.

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Я звоню своей жене!

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Мэри. Мэри, детка, ты в порядке?

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Ой, может с нами всё будет нормально.

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Спроси её, что происходит.

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Мэри, что там у вас? За нами никто не пришёл.

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Они что? Нет! Но как такое возможно? Мы же даже не-

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Алло? Мэри. Мэри!

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Что произошло, Глен?

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Помощи не будет.

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Она сказала...

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из-за всех этих бомжей...

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из-за них цены на недвижимость в Саус Парке обрушились.

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У меня две закладных на дом и теперь всё пропало!

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У меня больше нет дома.

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Рэнди, ты что делаешь?

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Он бомж. Мы не в безопасности.

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Я не такой, как они.

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Пока нет. Это лишь вопрос времени.

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И что ж ты сделаешь, а? Просто снесёшь ему башку?

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ЕСЛИ ПРИДЁТСЯ!

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На пол, Глен!

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Рэнди, ты не можешь про-

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СЕЛ...

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НА ПОЛ!

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Это сумасшествие. Как они могут отнять у меня дом?

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Куда мне девать мои вещи?

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Мне некуда перевезти всё моё барахло, как же быть?

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Мне надо заплатить за склад.

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Могу я занять немного... денег, чтоб перевезти свой шмот на склад?

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Давайте, люди. Если вы все мне чуть-чуть поможете.

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Если каждый даст немного...

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мелочи?

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Мелочь?

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Что, чёрт побери, тут произошло?

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Стоять! Уносите свои жопы из нашего города!

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Да просто спросить пришли.

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Вы бездомные или домовладельцы?

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Да нам по девять лет.

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Да? Значит - бездомные. Так что валите, пока живы.

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Слушайте, нам только нужна помощь в проблеме с бомжами.

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Да. Из-за этого еврея они захватили наш город.

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Завали, Картмэн!

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Картмэн?

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Эрик Картмэн?

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Пацан, который перепрыгнул тридцать бродяг на скейте?

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Вы слышали об этом?

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Слышали? Они сказали, ты мог перелететь пятьдесят в том прыжке.

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Тридцать было вполне достаточно.

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О боже! Не было там тридцати, это был один!

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Он перепрыгнул через одного на своём тупом скейте! И то с трудом"

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Кайл, хватит!

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Мы тут, чтоб узнать, как избавиться от бомжей. А не для выяснения того, через скольких он может прыгнуть!

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Пожалуйста, просто скажите, как вы выгнали их из своего города.

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Ладно, это было просто.

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Бродяги начали прибывать в Эвергрин около трёх месяцев назад.

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Сначала их было мало, просили мелочь, спали в парках.

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Но затем их стало больше и мы узнали кое-что новое о них.

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Они существовали на нашу мелочь до тех пор, пока не смогли снимать жильё.

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Мы знали, что скоро они начнут покупать дома.

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А потом мы уже не могли разобраться, кто бомж, а кто нет!

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Твои собственные соседи могут быть бродягами, а ты не знаешь об этом!

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Никто никому не доверяет! Начались стычки! Война!

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Тогда я начал подозревать, что моя жена, с которой я прожил двадцать лет, на самом деле бездомная.

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Поэтому я сжёг её. В постели, пока она спала.

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После её гибели я поклялся, что не позволю бомжам разрушить наш город!

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И тут у нас созрел план, как избавиться от них раз и навсегда.

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Ах ты сукин сын.

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Вы не решили свою проблему с бомжами, а просто отправили их в Саус Парк!

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Так точно, да.

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Что?

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Я знал! Это было не из-за тех двадцати долларов! Все бомжи пришли отсюда!

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А нам их из Техаса прислали!

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Жители Сан Антонио своим бродягам сказали, что в Эвергрине отличное место для них!

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Так значит вы не решили проблему, а просто переместили её!

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Да. Но мы выжили.

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Дэээээнннииииссс!

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Кристина?

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Ты сукин сын! Ты хотел убить меня!

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Я должен был, Кристина, ты была бездомная.

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Нет, я не была, ты тупая дырка от жопы!

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Кристина, я не могу тебя понять.

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ДА! Потому что сжёг мне все губы!

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Разлил твой соус?

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НЕТ! Сжёг мои губы!

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Понятия не имею, о чём ты говоришь!

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Чуваки, наши предки такие же тупые, конец нашему городку!

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Нет, не конец. Двинули, есть идея.

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Нет, нет и нет, мы больше не позволим Картмэну прыгать через бомжей, Кайл!

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ЭТО НЕ МОЯ ИДЕЯ!!!

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Я видел автобус в гараже недалеко отсюда! Нам надо его переделать!

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Мы спасём своих родителей, пока они не перебили друг друга.

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Автобус! Автобус едет!

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Это мальчики! Они переделали автобус, чтобы вытащить нас отсюда!

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Я знал, что они вернутся за нами!

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Ура!

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Смотри, Глен. Мы спасены.

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Так, я разворачиваюсь.

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Зачем они поворачивают?

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Что они делают???

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НЕ ОСТАВЛЯЙТЕ НАС!!!

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Хорошо, врубай.

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Будем молиться, чтоб это сработало.

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Калифорния

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Хороша для бомжей

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Калифорния

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Суперкрута для бомжей

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В городе

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Санта Монике

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Куча богачей

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Подающих мелочь бездомным

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Мееееелочь?

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В городе

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Брентвуде

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Они реально заботятся

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Обо всех своих бродягах

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Они слушают. Поехали!

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В городе

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Мэрин дель Рэй

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Они так добры к бомжам

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Что построили для них приют.

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Они... они уводят их за собой!

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У нас все будет отлично!

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Ох, Глен! Мы сделали это!

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Калифорния

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Суперкрута для бомжей

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Мееелооочь?

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В городе

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Венисе

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Прямо перед домом Мэтта

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Можно расслабиться, если ты бомж.

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ДА!!! ЭТО ТРИ БОМЖА!!!

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ОТСОСИТЕ!!! ДА БЛ*!!!

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Если честно, я не понимаю, что ты в этом находишь, Кайл.

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Все персонажи и события в этом шоу, даже те, которые основаны на реальных людях, являются полностью вымышленными.

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Все известные голоса исполнены .. неудачно.

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Следующая программа содержит нецензурные выражения или оскорбления и вследствие чего эта передача не должна просматриваться кем-либо.

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Перевод Виктор Д.

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♪ Я ухожу в Южный Парк, буду проводить своё время,

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♪ Дружелюбные лица везде, скромные люди без соблазна,

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♪ Я иду в Южный Парк, собираюсь оставить мои беды позади

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♪ Просторная парковка днём или ночью,

люди, восклицающие: "Привет, сосед",

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♪ Я отправляюсь в Южный Парк,

посмотрю, смогу ли я расслабиться

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♪ Мне нравятся девки с большими жирными сиськами,

мне нравятся девки с большими жирными сиськами,

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♪ Так приходи в Южный Парк и встреть некоторых моих друзей.

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НОЧЬ ЖИВЫХ БОМЖЕЙ

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- Ладно, на этот раз я и Кенни против вас двоих, засранцы.

- Хорошо.

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О, чувак, что это со всеми этими бездомными?

Сэр, не могли бы вы немного подвинуться, пожалуйста?

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- Дай немного мелочи!

- Ой, чувак, он воняет как дома у Кенни. Убирайся отсюда!

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Эй, ребята, это не круто. Этим людям не некуда идти.

Они не имеют пищи и крова. Мы должны сделать что-то.

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- Ну чувак, что мы должны сделать?

- Да, что мы должны сделать?

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- Нет, Кайл прав, ребята. Мы должны сделать что-то.

- В самом деле?

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Да. Я знаю, что ты думаешь, Кайл, и я с тобой.

Я знаю что именно мы должны делать.

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Собирайтесь вокруг и засвидетельствуйте славу, как Эрик Картман

пробует перепрыгнуть на скейтборде через бездомного.

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- Спасибо, спасибо. Рампа готова?

- Да, это всё установлено.

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- Он не сделает это.

- Простите, это не совсем то, что я имел в виду!

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Хорошо, вот оно! Джимми! Да! Я сделал это!

Я перепрыгнул через бездомного! Да! /- Да, да!

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- Это была милая идея, Кайл.

- Чёрт возьми, это не было моей идеей!

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Так, народ, мы должны придумать решения. Тут бездомные,

дающие ростки по всему городу. Что мы должны делать?

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- Ну, у меня вроде была идея.

- Пожалуйста, мистер Волмор.

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Мы могли бы дать бездомным дизайнерские спальные мешки и

преобразить их. По крайней мере, на них бы было приятно смотреть.

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- О, это хорошая идея.

- Хорошая идея. Мне нравится это.

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Ну, я думал: Мы могли бы превратить бездомных в шины и так у нас бы

всё ещё были бездомные, но мы могли использовать их, на наших авто.

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- О, это хорошая идея.

- Хорошая идея, Рэнди.

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- Миленько.

- Это как утилизация.

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Ну всё, хватит! Я нахожу эту всю беседу чрезвычайно

оскорбительной! Бездомные не монстры. Это люди, как вы и я!

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- Вы имеете в виду они адаптировали, скопировали нашу ДНК.

- Простите. Я ведущий исследователь

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исследований бездомных округа Парка. Я не знаю,

почему всё больше бездомных людей появляются в городе,

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но я знаю, что мы должны быть очень осторожны.

Если мы дадим им что-нибудь, их будет больше.

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Подайте мелочь.

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Привет. Я копил на новую игру X-Box, но.. но я думаю,

вы может нуждаетесь в этих деньгах гораздо больше, чем я.

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Слушайте, я, я хочу, чтобы вы взяли это. Это двадцать долларов.

- Есть ещё немного?

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- Нет, это.. я думал, что это было много.

- Дайте мелочь!

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- Пожалуйста. Вот дерьмо.

- Чувак, что все эти бездомные люди делают перед твоим домом?

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- Я не знаю.

- Там куча около моего дома, тоже.

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- Дайте мелочь, сэр!

- Нет! Отвали!

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Я не понимаю этого. Мой папа сказал, при условии,

что никто не дал им денег, они бы пошли дальше.

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- Он так сказал?

- Ну, это чушь! Кто-то должен быть ответственен.

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- Ну, я вроде дал бездомному двадцать долларов вчера вечером.

- Ты что?

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Ну же, это не может быть тем, почему они все здесь.

Должна быть другая причина.

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- Кайл, о чём ты думал?

- Да! Я не смогу перепрыгнуть через так много бездомных людей.

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Я не буду рисковать! Я могу перепрыгнуть двух бездомных,

может трёх, но просить меня перепрыгнуть так много - это

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просить меня рисковать моей жизнью, Кайл!

- Я не хочу, чтобы ты перепрыгивал их, дебил!

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- Дайте немного мелочи!

- Нет, простите, у меня нет мелочи.

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- Есть мелочь?

- Нет, простите.

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- Можете вы дать немного мелочи?

- Мелочь? /- У меня нет мелочи.

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- Мелочь?

- Нет!

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- Мелочь?

- Дайте немного мелочи!

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- Оставьте меня в покое. У меня нет мелочи.

- Хорошо. Да благословит вас Бог, сэр.

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- О, теперь я чувствую себя плохо. Вот!

- Мелочь? /- Мелочь?

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- Нет, это было действительно вся мелочь, что у меня была.

- Дайте немного мелочи! /- Я только что дал вам мелочь!

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- Мелочь!

- У меня нет мелочи. Нет! У меня нет мелочи! У меня нет мелочи!

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Хорошо, Это будет здорово. Давайте также убедимся,

что мы имеем достаточно стульев

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в общественном центре для каждого присутствующего.

- Не подходите! Не подходите!

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- Рэнди? Рэнди, что случилось?

- У меня нет мелочи! У меня нет мелочи!

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Это экстренный выпуск новостей, 5 канал, с Крисом НабухшиеЯйца.

Южный Парк стал переполнен бездомными.

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Почти каждый квадратный дюйм муниципальной собственности

теперь пронизан бездомными,

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закрывшими дороги и сделавшими передвижение невозможным.

Многие люди оказались в ловушке по всему городу.

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- Помогите! Помогите нам!

- Чувак, это наши отцы.

- О, мой Бог.

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Тем временем жителям Южного Парка рекомендуется

оставаться в помещёнии и оберегать их мелочь.

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- Дайте немного мелочи!

- Какого.. Вы не можете находиться здесь.

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- У вас есть мелочь, сэр?

- Нет, у меня нет мелочи. Как он сюда попал?

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- Мелочь! /- Нет, пожалуйста. У меня нет мелочи.

Честно, у меня нет. У меня нет ничего!

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- Ты видишь, что ты наделал, Кайл?

- Давай, мы должны попытаться помочь нашим глупым родителям.

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- Они повсюду!

- Что вы, парни, делаете? Садись.

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- Дайте немного мелочи, сэр!

- Давайте, пойдём! Какого чёрта вы делаете на улице?

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- Наши родители застряли на крыше здания в городе.

- Вы не проберётесь в город. Он полностью захвачен этими тварями.

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Нет! Нет, мне не нужно чистить моё лобовое стекло.

Перестань. Перестань!

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Слушайте, наша единственная надежда - поговорить

с исследователем бездомных на Трэвис стрит.

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Он знает, что происходит лучше, чем кто-либо.

Просто держитесь со мной, дети.

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- Вот дерьмо, чувак!

- Сюда! Прыгайте вниз! Ну!

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- Ой Боже, тут действительно воняет, как дома у Кенни.

- Чувак, заткнись о моём доме!

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- Эй, Кенни, расслабься, чувак. Мы должны работать вместе.

- Давай, мы должны добраться до дома этого учёного.

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- Никаких признаков кого-либо ещё.

- Вот и всё. Я буду прорываться через это.

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Не сходи с ума, Джеральд.

Ты никогда не пройдёшь через всех этих бездомных.

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- И даже если ты пройдёшь, что тогда? Ты не сможешь уехать никуда.

- Если я смогу пройти сквозь них, может быть,

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я смогу сесть на автобус в Файрплэй. Я должен попробовать.

- Тебе не удасться пройти, Джеральд!

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- Мелочь? Мелочь, сэр?

- У вас есть мелочь?

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- Нет никакой мелочи.

- Мелочь!

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Нет никакой мелочи. Чёрт! Хорошо, вы хотите мелочи? Вот.

На! Вот мелочь. Ладно, немного. Вот вам. Возьмите мелочь.

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О, подождите. Подождите, теперь у меня не осталось мелочи на автобус. Постойте. Могу я просто взять обратно немного той мелочи, пожалуйста?

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- Мелочь, сэр?

- Могу ли я взять только немного мелочи на автобус, пожалуйста?

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Мне нужно немного.. У кого-нибудь есть немного мелочи?

Мелочь! Дайте немного мелочи! Мелочь! Мелочь!

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- Что случилось?

- Он стал одним из них.

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- Мелочь?

- Мелочь?

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- Я получил.

- У вас есть немного мелочи?

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- Уходите , у меня нет мелочи.

- Вы руководитель исследований бездомных?

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- Да. Кто вы?

- Мы думаем, это может быть вина нашего друга.

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Он дал одному из бездомных двадцать долларов вчера..

- О, мой Бог. Входите сюда! Скажи мне, что происходит?

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Там куча людей в ловушке в центре города

в окружении бездомных. Мы не можем добраться до них.

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Ладно, ладно, смотрите! Я не хочу рисковать, но...

Я думаю, что знаю, что делать.

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Я попытаюсь перепрыгнуть всех тех бездомных

и добраться до людей на той крыше.

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- Перепрыгнуть их?

- Я перепрыгиваю бездомных профессионально.

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Если вы можете достать мне скейтборд, я постараюсь

перепрыгнуть ту бездомную толпу и спасти этих людей.

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- Заткнись, Картман. Всё, что ты сделал, перепрыгнул одного бездомного.

- Я легко мог бы перепрыгнуть ещё тридцать или сорок.

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- Ты с трудом перепрыгнул одного, жиртрест!

- Кайл, достаточно!

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Картман, перепрыгивающий много бездомных людей

не будет решением ничего сейчас!

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- Боже-чёрт возьми! Я не хочу, чтобы он перепрыгивал много..

- Мальчики! Мальчики!

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Я не думаю, что вы вполне понимаете, как бездомные функционируют

Возможно, вам следует спуститься вниз. В мою лабораторию.

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- Мелочь?

- У нас нет мелочи! Уходите!

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- Ну как, Стивен?

- Нет. Все телефонные линии совсем не работают.

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- Эй? Это Стив Гарретт из библиотеки. Пожалуйста, дайте нам войти.

- Найдите другое место спрятаться, Стив!

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У меня другие со мной. Нам некуда ещё идти.

Одна женщина здесь беременна.

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- Мы не можем просто оставить их там.

- Впустите нас! Ради Бога, они идут!

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- Мелочь?

- Нет! Нет, простите, что у нас нет мелочи.

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- Ты должен впустить их, Рэнди.

- Тут недостаточно еды для большего количества людей!

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О Боже. Одним из них - ветеран войны.

Нам придётся дать ему немного мелочи.

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- Этого не может быть!

- Ладно, ладно, хорошо!

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Не могли бы вы дать немного мелочи, сэр?

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Я расчленил несколько бездомных, чтобы увидеть, что ими движет.

Их анатомия потрясающе похожа на нашу.

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Видите? Здесь есть всё: сердце, лёгкие, почки.

Они почти идентичны с нами во всех отношениях.

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За исключением одного.

Бездомные могут выжить только за счёт мелочи.

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- Мелочь?

- Они питаются на нашу мелочь.

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Они нуждаются в ней для того, чтобы продолжать двигаться.

- Это, дайте немного мелочи!

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Как-то они способны брать нашу мелочь

и превращать её в питание, средства к существованию.

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- Дайте немного мелочи, сэр!

- Но теперь смотрите.

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- Дайте немного мелочи!

- Оно уже совершенно забыло, что я дал ему мелочь.

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Оно просто хочет.. больше мелочи. Смотрите сюда.

Вот этого я держал лишённым мелочи более трёх дней.

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- Мелочь! /- Что оно делает?

- Оно умирает. /- Круто.

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Я узнал, что в соседнем городе Евергрин была проблема бездомных

как раз перед нами. И они были в состоянии остановить это.

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- Простите, входная дверь была открыта. Могу я одолжить

немного мелочи? /- Мелочь!

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Боже мой, они входят! Быстро, дети. Убирайся отсюда.

Вы можете втиснуться.

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- А как насчёт вас?

- Доберитесь до Евергрин и узнайте, как они избавились от бездомных!

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Я буду в порядке!

- Э! Хватит толкать, Кенни.

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Эй? Простите, мне просто действительно нужно немного мелочи на автобус!

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- Мелочь!

- Дайте немного мелочи!

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- Перестань! Мне действительно нужна мелочь!

- Мне тоже. Мелочь! /- Мелочь! Эй? У вас есть немного мелочи?

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Простите за выбор лёгкого выхода из положения.

О! О, чёрт! Ах! Бог!

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Нет, нет, чёрт возьми! Это всё. Вот и всё, для всех.

У нас кончились сладкие пирожки "Поп-тарт" (полуфабрикат).

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- Нет, мы не может быть.

- Разуй глаза, мы будем голодать!

00:14:10,612 --> 00:14:14,691

- Нет, нет, подожди. Есть ещё коробка вот здесь.

- Они вишнёвые! Фу!

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- Подождите, я поймал сигнал! Я поймал сигнал.

- Что? Ты поймал?

00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:24,431

- Что? Вызови пожарных.

- Я звоню моей жене. Мэри. Мэри крошка, ты в порядке?

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- О, может быть, с нами всё будет хорошо.

- Спроси её что происходит.

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Мэри, что происходит там? Никто не приходит за нами. Они что?

Нет! Это невозможно. Но как такое может быть? Мы даже не..

00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:41,361

Алло? Мэри. Мэри!

- Что случилось, Глен?

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Помощь не идёт! Она сказала.. Из-за всех этих бездомных.. Из-за

всех бездомных в Южном Парке стоимость недвижимости резко упала.

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У меня было два залога за мой дом, и вот банк

лишил права пользования! У меня нет дома больше.

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- Рэнди, что ты делаешь?

- Он бездомный теперь. Мы в опасности.

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- Я не как они.

- Пока нет. Это всего лишь вопрос времени.

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- И что ты будешь делать, а? Просто прострелишь ему голову?

- Если нам придётся! Сядь, Глен.

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- Рэнди, ты не можешь просто..

- Сядь!

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Это безумие. Как они могут просто забрать мой дом?

Где я должен ставить все мои вещи?

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У меня нет места для всех моих вещей. Где я должен поставить

все мои вещи? Мне нужно платить за хранение.

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Могу ли я одолжить немного денег,

чтобы положить мои вещи на хранение?

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Давайте, ребята. Если вы все просто поможете мне немного.

Каждый из вас просто даст немного мелочи! Мелочи!

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- Какого чёрта здесь произошло?

- Это достаточно далеко!

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Просто тащите свои задницы назад из нашего города!

- Мы просто пришли, чтобы задать вопрос.

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- Вы бездомные или домовладельцы?

- Нам девять.

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Да? Ну, это делает вас бездомными, так проваливайте отсюда,

прежде чем вы сдохли!

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- Слушайте, нам просто нужна помощь в своей проблеме бездомных.

- Да. Этот вот еврей сделал, что они захватили наш город.

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- Заткнись, Картман!

- Картман? Эрик Картман?

00:16:16,716 --> 00:16:21,938

Ребёнок, который перепрыгнул тридцать бездомных людей

на скейтборде?

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- Вы слышали об этом?

- Слышали ли об этом? Говорят ты мог бы легко

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перепрыгнуть пятьдесят бездомных таким прыжком.

- Тридцать было достаточно трудно.

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О Боже! Не было тридцати, это был один! Он перепрыгнул

через одного бездомного человека на его глупом скейтборде

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и он с трудом перепрыгнул через того парня!

- Кайл, брось!

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Мы здесь, чтобы узнать, как избавиться от бездомных,

не сколько бездомных Картман может перепрыгнуть!

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Пожалуйста, мы просто хотим, чтобы вы рассказали нам

как вы избавились от бездомных в вашем городе.

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Ну, это было легко. Первые бездомные начали прибывать

в Евергрин около трех месяцев назад.

00:16:55,744 --> 00:17:02,700

Сначала было только несколько их, просящих мелочь,

спящих в парках. Но потом появилось больше, и мы поняли,

00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:10,483

было что-то другое с ними. Они питались нашей мелочью до того

момента, что они смогли даже начать арендовать квартиры.

00:17:10,483 --> 00:17:14,635

Мы знали, что не займёт много времени до того,

как бездомные даже начнут покупать дома.

00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:18,515

И тогда у нас не было бы ни малейшего представления,

кто был бездомным, а кто нет!

00:17:18,535 --> 00:17:23,206

Люди, живущие в доме по соседству с вами

могут быть бездомными и вы даже не знали бы!

00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:30,393

Никто не мог доверять никому. Бои разразились. Война!

Вот тогда я и начал подозревать, что моя собственная жена,

00:17:30,413 --> 00:17:38,184

с которой я прожил двадцать лет, была фактически бездомной.

Так что мне пришлось сжечь её. В её кровати, пока она спала.

00:17:38,204 --> 00:17:42,465

После того как она умерла, я поклялся, что я не позволю бездомным

уничтожить наш город!

00:17:42,485 --> 00:17:48,000

Так мы выработали план избавиться от них, раз и навсегда.

00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,203

ПРИЮТ ДЛЯ БЕЗДОМНЫХ.

НАЙДИТЕ СЧАСТЬЕ В ЮЖНОМ ПАРКЕ!

00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:57,563

Ты сукин сын. Вы не решили вашу проблему бездомных.

Вы только отправили всех своих бездомных в Южный Парк.

00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,600

- Это верно, да.

- Что?

00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:04,745

Я так и знал! Это было не потому, что я дал тому парню

двадцать долларов. Все эти бездомные пришли отсюда!

00:18:04,765 --> 00:18:09,308

И это был Техас, кто послал их к нам!

Люди в Сан-Антонио избавились от своих бездомных,

00:18:09,315 --> 00:18:14,235

говоря им, какое великолепное место был Евергрин!

- Но тогда вы не решили эту проблему, вы только переместили её.

00:18:14,255 --> 00:18:22,654

- Верно. Но мы выжили.

- Деннис!

00:18:22,674 --> 00:18:28,544

- Кристина!

- Ты сукин сын! Ты пытался убить меня!

00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:34,254

- Я должен был, Кристин. Ты была бездомной.

- Нет, я не была бездомной, ты, глупый придурок!

00:18:34,274 --> 00:18:39,490

- Кристина, я не могу понять тебя.

- Да! Потому что ты сжёг мои губы!

00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:45,644

- Я nurned твой рип соус?

- Нет! Ты сжёг мои губы!

00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:58,216

- Я понятия не имею, о чём ты говоришь!

- Чуваки, наши родители такие же глупые, как эти люди.

00:18:58,236 --> 00:19:02,734

Наш город станет конечном итоге именно таким.

- Нет это не так. Давайте, у меня есть идея.

00:19:02,754 --> 00:19:05,843

Нет, нет, нет, мы не будем просить Картмана

перепрыгивать через много бездомных людей, Кайл.

00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:11,166

Это не моя идея! Я видел автобус в гараже пару кварталов позади.

Мы должны изменить это! (модифицировать его)

00:19:11,186 --> 00:19:24,181

- Что мы будем делать? /- Мы собираемся спасти

наших родителей, прежде чем все они убивают друг друга.

00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:51,446

- Автобус! Автобус идёт! /- Это мальчики!

Они модифицировали автобус чтобы вытащить нас отсюда.

00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:54,493

- Я знал, что они вернуться к нам.

- Всё в порядке! /- Да.

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- Смотри, Глен. Мы спасены.

- Ладно, я разворачиваюсь.

00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:09,353

- Почему они разворачиваются?

- Что они делают? Не бросайте нас!

00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:12,264

- Ладно, включай это.

- Будем надеяться на Христа, это сработает.

00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:19,516

♪ Калифорнийская любовь

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♪ Калифорния, Тут приятно бездомным,

00:20:24,784 --> 00:20:30,046

♪ Калифорния-ия, Суперкруто бездомным,

00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:35,323

♪ В городе, Город Санта-Моника,

00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:41,115

♪ Много богатых людей, подающих мелочь бездомным

00:20:41,135 --> 00:20:43,285

Мелочь?

00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:48,234

♪ В городе, Город Брентвуд,

00:20:48,254 --> 00:20:53,673

♪ Они действительно хорошо заботятся, обо всех их бездомных,

00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:56,455

Они слушают. Поехали!

00:20:56,475 --> 00:21:01,694

♪ В городе, Марина-дель-Рей,

00:21:01,714 --> 00:21:06,036

♪ Так хорошо бездомным, Встроенные приюты для них,

00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:09,823

- Они уводят их прочь!

- Мы будем в порядке!

00:21:09,843 --> 00:21:12,235

О Глен! Мы сделали это!

00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:16,553

♪ Калифорния, Суперкруто бездомным,

00:21:16,573 --> 00:21:17,544

Мелочь?

00:21:17,564 --> 00:21:22,815

♪ Калифорния-ия, *****,

00:21:22,835 --> 00:21:30,200

♪ В городе, Город Венис, Прямо у дома Мэтта,

00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:36,735

♪ Вы можете расслабиться, если вы остались без крова,

00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:54,805

- Да! Вот три бездомных! Отсосите теперь! Фу, да!

- Честно говоря, я не понимаю, что ты видишь в этом, Кайл.

00:22:18,117 --> 00:22:18,127

.

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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my

woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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♪ ( mumbling ) ♪

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♪ Come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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All right, this time

it's me and Kenny

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versus you

two assholes.

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Fine.

- Oh, dude!

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What's with all

the homeless people?

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Sir, could you move

a little please?

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Spare some change?

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Oh, dude, he smells

like Kenny's house.

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Get outta here!

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You guys,

that's not cool.

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These people have

nowhere to go.

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They don't

have food or shelter.

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We have to do

something.

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Well, dude, what are

we supposed to do?

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( mumbling ) Yeah, what

are we supposed to do?

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No, Kyle's right,

you guys.

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We should

do something.

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Really?

Yeah.

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I know what you're

thinking, Kyle,

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and I'm with you.

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I know exactly

what we should do.

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( Butters ) Gather around and

witness the glory

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as Eric Cartman attempts

to jump

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his skateboard

over the homeless.

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Thank you,

thank you!

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The ramp ready?

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Yeah, it's all set.

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He won't make it.

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Excuse me!

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This isn't exactly

what I had in mind!

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All right, here we go!

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Jimmy?

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Oof... Ugh!

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Yes!

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I did it!

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I jumped over

the homeless!

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Yes!

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That was a

sweet idea, Kyle.

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God damn it--

that wasn't my idea!

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All right, people, we need to

come up with answers.

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There are homeless

sprouting up all over town.

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What are we supposed to do?

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Well, I sort of

had an idea.

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Please, Mr. Valmer.

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We could

give the homeless

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all designer sleeping bags

and make-overs.

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At least that way they'd

be pleasant to look at.

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Oh, that's a good idea.

- I like it.

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Well, I was thinking

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we could turn the homeless

into tires,

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so that we'd

still have homeless,

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but we could use them

on our cars.

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Ooh, that's a good one!

- Nice one, Randy.

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That's like recycling.

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All right, enough!

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I find this whole conversation

to be extremely offensive.

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The homeless aren't

monsters, they are people.

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Like you and me.

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You mean

they've adapted?

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Copied our D.N.A.?

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Excuse me.

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I am the top researcher

of homeless studies

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for Park County.

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I don't know why more

homeless people

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are showing up in town,

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but I do know that

we must be extremely careful.

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If we give them anything,

there could be more.

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( thunder rumbling )

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( horn honking )

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Hi.

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I've, uh, I've been saving up

for a new Xbox game, but...

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But I think you

could use the money

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a lot more than I could.

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Listen, I...

I want you to take this.

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It's $20.

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Got any more?

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No, that's--

I thought that was a lot.

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Spare any change?

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You're welcome.

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♪♪

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Oh, crap.

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( doorbell ringing )

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Dude, what are all

these homeless people

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doing in front of

your house?

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I don't know!

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There's a bunch

outside my house, too.

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Spare any change,

sir?

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No!

Fuck off!

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I don't get it.

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My dad said

as long as nobody

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gave them money

they'd move on.

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He did?

- Well, this is bullcrap.

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Somebody has to be

responsible.

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Well, I kind of gave a

homeless guy $20 last night.

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You what?!

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Oh, come on, that can't be

why they're all here.

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There has to be

another reason!

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Kyle, what were

you thinking?!

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Yeah!

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I can't possibly jump

this many homeless people!

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I won't risk it!

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I could jump two homeless

people, maybe three.

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But asking me

to jump this many

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is asking me to risk

my life, Kyle!

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I don't want you

to jump them, retard!

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Spare some change?

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No, sorry,

I don't have any change.

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Got any change?

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No, sorry.

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Can you spare

some change?

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Change?

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Agh-- I don't

have any change!

00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,544

Change?

- No!

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Change?

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Spare some change?

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Leave me alone,

I don't have any change!

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All right,

God bless you, sir.

00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,804

Oh, now I feel bad.

00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:04,680

Here!

00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,681

Hagh... Hagh!

00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,184

Change? Change?

- Change?

00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,436

No, no, that was really

all the change I had.

00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:13,063

Spare some change?

00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,606

I just gave you change!

00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:16,108

Change?!

00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,360

Change? - Change?

- Change? - Change?

00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,236

Spare some change?

Change?

00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,571

Agh!

00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,865

Change?

- Change?

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I don't have

any more change!

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Change? - Spare some change?

- All right, God bless.

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No!

00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,748

I don't have

any change!

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I don't have any change!

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Okay, that'll be great.

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Let's also make sure

we have enough chairs

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in the community center

for everyone to attend.

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( randy )

Agh!

00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:43,594

Agh!

00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:46,722

Stay away, stay away!

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Randy?!

00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,433

Randy what happened?!

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Agh!

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I don't have

any change!

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I don't have any change!

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( announcer ) This is a

news 5 special bulletin

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with Chris Swollenballs.

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South Park has become overrun

with the homeless.

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Nearly every square

inch of public property

00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,869

is now riddled with homeless,

shutting down roadways

00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,996

and making

getting around impossible.

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Many people are trapped

throughout the town.

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Help! Help!

Help! Help!

00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,211

Help me!

Help us!

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Dude, it's

our dads!

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Oh, my God.

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In the meantime, South Park

citizens are being advised

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to stay indoors

and protect their change.

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Spare some change?

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What the...

You can't be in here.

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You got any

change, sir?

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No, I don't

have any change.

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How'd he get in here?

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Change?!

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No-- please-- I don't

have any change!

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Honest, I don't!

I don't have any--

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( audio tone )

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You see what

you did, Kyle?!

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Come on, we have to

try and help

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our stupid parents.

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Change!

They're everywhere!

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( tires screeching )

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What are you

boys doing?

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Get in!

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Change?

Spare change?

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( knocking )

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Spare any change, sir?

- Ahh!

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Come on, let's go!

00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,424

Change?

00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:04,550

What the hell are you

doing outside?!

00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:07,094

Our parents are stuck

on top of a building in town.

00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:08,637

You aren't

getting into town!

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It's completely overrun

with these things!

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Ahh!

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Ahg! Ahg!

Ahg! Ahg!

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No!

00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,521

No, I don't need

my windshield cleaned!

00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:19,398

Stop it, stop it!

00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:22,568

Look, our only

hope is to talk to

00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:25,154

the homeless researcher

out on Travis street.

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He understands what's

going on better than anybody.

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Just stick with me, kids.

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Agh!

00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,535

Agh! Agh!

Agh! Agh!

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( tires screeching )

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( horn honking )

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Ahh!

00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,500

Holy shit, dude!

00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,711

Over here!

00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,754

Jump down!

Go!

00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:45,924

Oh, God, it really smells

00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,426

like Kenny's

house down here!

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( mumbling ) Dude, shut the

fuck up about my house!

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Whoa, Kenny,

relax, dude!

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We need to work

together!

00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,434

Come on, we gotta get to

that scientist's house.

00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,769

( car alarm beeping )

00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:01,899

Change? - Change?

- Spare some change? - Change?

00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,484

Change?

00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:04,776

Spare some change?

00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,864

No sign of

anybody else.

00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,199

That's it.

00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,283

I'm gonna make

a break for it.

00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,451

Don't be crazy, Gerald.

00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,287

You'll never get through

all those homeless people.

00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,122

And even if you did,

what then?

00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,874

You can't

drive anywhere.

00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,167

If I can make it

through them,

00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:21,710

maybe I can catch

the bus to Fairplay.

00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,420

I have to try.

00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,088

You won't make it

through, Gerald!

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Change?! - Spare some change?!

- Got some change?

00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,891

Ahh... Ahh!

00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:39,686

Change, sir? - Change, sir?

- Got some change?

00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:40,812

Don't have any change.

00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,274

Change?! - Just need

some change, sir!

00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,817

Don't have any change.

00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,319

Change? - Change?

- Change?

00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,570

Damn it!

00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:49,321

All right,

you want change?!

00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,656

Here!

00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:52,032

There-- there's

some change!

00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,325

All right, a little bit!

00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,744

There you go,

take the change!

00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,329

Oh, wait--

00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,414

wait, now I don't have any

change left for the bus.

00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,583

Hold on-- can I just back

some of that change, please?

00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,918

Change, sir?

00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,795

Could I just have a little

change for the bus, please?

00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,172

I need a little--

00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,299

Anybody have some change?

00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,509

Change?

Got any change?

00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:13,929

Change?

Change?

00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:17,724

What happened?

00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,435

He's become

one of them.

00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,945

Change? - Change?

- Got some change? - Change?

00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,531

God bless.

- Spare change?

00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,788

Go away--

I don't have any change.

00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,248

Are you the head of

homeless studies?

00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,250

Yes-- who are you?

00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,293

We think this may be

our friend's fault.

00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,129

He gave one of

the homeless $20 yesterday.

00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,715

Oh, my God--

get in here.

00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,216

Tell me

what's going on.

00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,843

There's a bunch of people

00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,386

trapped in the middle of town

surrounded by homeless people.

00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,179

We can't get to them.

00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,056

All right, all right-- look,

I didn't wanna risk it,

00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,392

but I think

I know what to do.

00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,768

I'll try to jump all

those homeless

00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,186

and get to

the people on that roof.

00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,438

Jump them?

00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,147

I jump the homeless

professionally.

00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,148

If you can

get me a skateboard,

00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,941

I'll try to jump that

homeless crowd

00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:08,942

and save those people.

00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,110

Oh, shut up, Cartman!

00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,194

All you did was

jump over one homeless guy!

00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,614

I easily could have

cleared another 30 or 40.

00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,490

You barely made it

over one, fat ass!

00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:16,783

Kyle, enough!

00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,118

Cartman jumping more

homeless people

00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,494

isn't gonna solve

anything right now.

00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,537

God damn it!

00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,581

I don't want him

to jump over more--

00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,000

Boys, boys, I don't think

you quite understand

00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,960

how the homeless function.

00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:30,922

Perhaps you should come

downstairs to my laboratory.

00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,008

( lightning crashing )

00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,679

Spare some change? - Change?

- Spare some change? - Change, sir?

00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,556

We don't have

any change!

00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,224

Go away!

00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,726

Anything, Stephen?

00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,020

No, all the phone lines

are completely down.

00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,730

( knocking )

00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,192

( gun cocking )

00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,739

( man )

Hello?

00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,616

It's Steve Garret

from the library.

00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,576

Please let us in.

00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,620

Find another place

to hide, Steve.

00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,455

I have others

with me.

00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,831

We've nowhere

else to go!

00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,375

One woman

here is pregnant.

00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,709

We can't just leave

them out there!

00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,127

Let us in!

00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,629

For God's sake,

they're coming!

00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,173

No, no, I'm sorry, we don't

have any change!

00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,424

You have to

let them in, Randy!

00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:17,886

There isn't enough food

for more people up here!

00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,471

Oh, God, one of them

is a war veteran!

00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,432

We're gonna have to

give him some change!

00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,934

This isn't happening!

00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,687

All right,

all right, fine!

00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,857

Ahh. Ahh.

Ahh. Ahh.

00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,067

Could you spare

some change, sir?

00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,360

Agh!

00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,948

I've dissected

several homeless

00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,033

to see what makes

them tick.

00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,703

Their anatomy is

shockingly similar to ours.

00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:43,870

See?

00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,956

Everything is there:

heart, lungs, kidneys.

00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,874

They are almost identical

to us in every way.

00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,502

Except for one.

00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:58,719

The homeless can survive

solely on change.

00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,679

Change?

00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,806

They feed on our change.

00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,558

They need it in order

to keep them moving.

00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,309

Is that... Is that

some spare change?

00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,146

Somehow they're able to

take our change

00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,356

and turn it into

nourishment, sustenance.

00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,607

Spare some of that

change, sir?

00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:13,817

But now watch.

00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,364

Spare some change?

00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,324

It has already

completely forgotten

00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:23,160

that I have given

it change.

00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:27,581

It just

wants more change.

00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,040

Look over here.

00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:32,753

This one I've kept deprived

of change for over three days.

00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,837

Change?

00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,881

What's it doing?

00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,340

It's dying.

00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:38,675

Cool.

00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,594

I've learned that

the nearby city of Evergreen

00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,929

had a homeless problem

just before we did,

00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,514

and they were

able to stop it.

00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,683

Excuse me?

00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:47,893

The front door was open.

00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:49,394

Can I borrow

some change?!

00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:52,230

Change?

- Change?

00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,316

Oh, my God,

they're coming in!

00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,734

Quick, kids,

get out of here.

00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:56,735

You can fit!

00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,862

What about you?

00:12:58,987 --> 00:12:59,738

Get to Evergreen

and find out

00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,239

how they got rid

of the homeless.

00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,783

I'll be all right!

00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,451

Agh-- stop pushing,

Kenny!

00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:05,994

Hello?

00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,454

I'm sorry-- I just really need

some change for the bus.

00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,665

Change? - Spare some change?

- Change?

00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:11,917

Stop it!

I really do need change!

00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,419

Me too.

Change?

00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:15,629

( Gerald )

Change?

00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,463

Hello?

00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,381

Do you have

any change?

00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,299

Change?

00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,551

Sorry to take

the easy way out.

00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,888

( gunshot )

00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,975

Ow!

Oh, fuck!

00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,852

Ow!

00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,729

Ooh... Ahg!

00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,565

God!

00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,734

Argh... Argh...

00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,278

Argh...

Argh...

00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,864

Arghhh, arhhh, arhhh...

00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,992

( gunshot )

00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,831

Agh... Ow!

00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:55,502

Ugh... Agh... Ow!

00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,546

Change? - Change?

- Spare some change?

00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,258

No, no-- damn it!

00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,926

That's it.

00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,011

That's it, everyone.

00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,054

We're out of

Pop-tarts.

00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,139

No, we can't be!

00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,559

Face it--

we're gonna starve!

00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,561

No, no, wait-- there's

still a box over here.

00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,603

Those are cherry!

00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:14,813

Ewwgh!

00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,147

Wait-- I've got a signal,

I've got a signal!

00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,441

What?! - You do?!

- How?!

00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,693

Call the fire department.

00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,237

I'm calling my wife!

00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,197

Mary-- Mary, baby,

are you all right?!

00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,615

Oh, maybe we're

gonna be okay.

00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,200

Ask her what's happening!

00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,785

Mary what's

going on out there?

00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,787

Nobody's coming for us!

00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:31,997

They what?!

00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,250

No, that's impossible!

00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,210

But how can that be?

We didn't even--

00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,129

Hello?!

Mary, Mary?!

00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,298

What happened, Glen?

00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,924

There's no help coming.

00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:47,095

She said because of

all the homeless...

00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,555

Because of all

the homeless in South Park,

00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,431

property values have plummeted.

00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,474

I had two liens

against my house

00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,226

and so the bank is

foreclosing!

00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,271

I don't have

a home anymore.

00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,107

( gun cocking )

00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,400

Randy, what are

you doing?

00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,110

He's homeless now.

00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,069

We aren't safe!

00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,571

I'm not like them!

00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,906

Not yet.

00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,198

It's only

a matter of time.

00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,408

And what are you

gonna do, huh?

00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,659

Just blow

his head off?!

00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:10,452

If we have to!

00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,369

Sit down, Glen.

00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,996

Randy,

you can't just--

00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,373

Sit down!

00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,668

Change?

( car alarm beeping )

00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,087

This is crazy-- how can they

just take away my house?

00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,005

Where am I supposed

to put all my things?!

00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,090

I don't have a place

for all my stuff!

00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,467

Where am I supposed

to put my stuff?!

00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,968

I'll need to

pay for storage.

00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,137

Can I borrow some money to

put my stuff in storage?

00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,347

Come on, guys.

00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,848

If you all just

help me out a little bit.

00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,100

Each one of you just put

in a little change.

00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,560

Change?

00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,023

( sighs )

00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,786

What the hell

happened here?

00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,079

That's far enough.

00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,456

Just march your butts

right back out of our town.

00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,334

We just came

to ask a question.

00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,211

You homeless

or homeowners?

00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,629

We're nine.

00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,255

Yeah, well,

that makes you homeless,

00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,091

so get out of here

before you die.

00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,592

Look, we just need help

00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,760

with our own

homeless problem.

00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,053

Yeah, this Jew here made

them take over our town.

00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,180

Shut up, Cartman!

00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,432

Cartman?

00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,102

Eric Cartman?

00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:20,188

The kid who jumped 30 homeless

people on his skateboard?

00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,233

You heard about that?

00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,567

Heard about it?

00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,027

They said you could

have easily cleared

00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,821

50 homeless with

that jump.

00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:28,488

30 was hard enough.

00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,864

Oh, God!

It wasn't 30!

00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,158

It was one!

00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,493

He jumped over one

homeless person

00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:34,703

with his stupid skateboard,

00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,121

and he barely made

it over that guy!

00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,497

Kyle, knock it off!

00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,748

We're here to find out how

to get rid of the homeless,

00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,667

not how many homeless

Cartman can jump!

00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,711

Please-- we just want

you to tell us

00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,129

how you got rid of

the homeless in your town.

00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:47,507

Well, that was easy.

00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:52,721

The homeless

first started arriving

00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,765

in Evergreen about

three months ago.

00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,434

At first there were

only a few of them.

00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,769

Asking for change,

sleeping in the parks.

00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,063

But then more showed up.

00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,189

And we realized

there was something

00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,774

different about them.

00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,568

They fed off of our change

to the point

00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:10,447

that they could actually

start renting apartments.

00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:11,906

We knew it wouldn't be long

00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,950

before the homeless actually

started buying homes.

00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:18,747

And then we'd have no idea

who was homeless and who wasn't.

00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,498

The people living in the house

right next door to you

00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,333

could be homeless

and you wouldn't even know.

00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,961

Nobody could trust

anybody.

00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,963

Fights broke out-- war.

00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:30,050

That's when I started

suspecting that my own wife,

00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:32,635

who I had been living

with for 20 years,

00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,888

was actually homeless.

00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,308

So I had to burn her...

In her bed while she slept.

00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,350

After she died, I vowed

I wouldn't let

00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,644

the homeless destroy our town.

00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,022

So we came up with a plan

to get rid of them

00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,024

once and for all.

00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,739

You son of a bitch.

00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,699

You didn't solve your

homeless problem.

00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,743

You just sent all your

homeless to South Park.

00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,037

That's right, yes.

00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,080

What?

- I knew it!

00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:02,624

It wasn't because I gave

that guy $20.

00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,793

The homeless

all came from here.

00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,170

And it was Texas who sent

them to us.

00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,464

People in San Antonio

got rid of their homeless

00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,715

by telling them what a great

place Evergreen was.

00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,926

But then you

didn't solve the problem.

00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:13,593

You just moved it!

00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:16,054

Right, but we survived.

00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,599

Dennis!

00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,561

Christine?!

00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,522

You son of a bitch!

00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,108

You tried to burn me.

00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,818

I had to, Christine,

you were homeless!

00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:34,405

No, I wasn't homeless,

you stupid asshole!

00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,990

Christine,

I can't understand you.

00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,450

Yeah!

00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,911

Because you

burnt my lips off!

00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,663

I nurnt your rip sauce?

00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,789

No!

00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,625

You burnt my lips off!

00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,044

I have no idea what

you're saying.

00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,212

Ow!

00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,882

Ugh!

00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,346

Dude, our parents are just

as stupid as these people.

00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,014

Our town is gonna

end up just like this!

00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:00,765

No it isn't.

00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,725

Come on,

I have an idea.

00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,227

No, no, no,

we're not having Cartman

00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,812

jump any more homeless

people, Kyle.

00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,438

That isn't my idea!

00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,273

I saw a bus in a garage

a couple blocks back.

00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,608

We need to modify it.

00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,110

( mumbling )

What are we gonna do?

00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:12,944

We're gonna save

our parents

00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,946

before they

all kill each other.

00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:25,154

♪♪

00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,260

( horn honking )

00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,600

A bus!

00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,101

A bus is coming!

00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,147

It's the boys!

00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,648

They've modified a bus

to get us out of here!

00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,275

I knew they'd

come back for us!

00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,527

All right!

Yeah!

00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,613

Look, Glen, we're saved!

00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,617

All right,

I'm turning around.

00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,453

Why are they turning?

00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,662

What are they doing?

00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,458

Don't leave us!

00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,627

All right, hit it.

00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:11,377

Let's hope to

Christ this works.

00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,464

♪ California love ♪

00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,846

♪ California ♪

00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,515

♪ Is nice to

the homeless ♪

00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:26,976

♪ California ♪

00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,896

♪ Super cool to

the homeless ♪

00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,606

♪ In the city ♪

00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,235

♪ City of

Santa Monica ♪

00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,778

♪ Lots of rich people ♪

00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,031

♪ Giving change

to the homeless ♪

00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,242

Change?

00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,662

♪ In the city ♪

00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,373

♪ City of Brentwood ♪

00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,917

♪ They take

really good care ♪

00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,752

♪ Of all their

homeless ♪

00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,963

They're listening!

Let's go!

00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:58,758

♪ In the city ♪

00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,718

♪ Marina Del Rey ♪

00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,763

♪ They're so nice

to the homeless ♪

00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,974

♪ Build 'em porta-potties ♪

00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,226

They're-- they're

leading them away!

00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,894

We're gonna be

all right!

00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,021

Oh, Glen, we made it!

00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,482

♪ California ♪

00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,526

♪ Super cool

to the homeless ♪

00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,069

Change?

00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,696

♪ California ♪

00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,615

♪ Na na orn nea ♪

00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,285

♪ In the city ♪

00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,870

♪ City of Venice ♪

00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:30,290

♪ Right by Matt's house ♪

00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,166

♪ You can chill

if you're homeless ♪

00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,296

Ugh!

00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,880

Yes!

00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:39,340

That's three homeless!

00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:40,675

Suck on that!

00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,051

Fuck, yeah!

00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,680

Honestly, I don't know

what you see in this, Kyle.