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Кубок Стэнли

Stanley's Cup

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Описание

Чтобы вернуть велосипед, Стэну приходится тренировать детсадовскую хоккейную команду, в составе которой — мальчик, больной раком.

Субтитры

00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:11,971 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:13,639 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,307 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,433 --> 00:00:18,519 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,229 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,564 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:25,067 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,320 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:32,950 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:39,331 Being a delivery boy for the <i>South Park Gazette</i>
00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:41,167 is a noble privilege.
00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:42,334 I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis.
00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,879 It's just that I have to get up at 4 a.m. to deliver your paper,
00:00:45,004 --> 00:00:46,255 and then I go to school all day.
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,840 Oh, wah, wah, wah.
00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,551 We've all got problems, pussy. Get used to it.
00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,845 You aren't delivering the papers on time!
00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:53,971 My bike had a busted pedal,
00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:56,223 but I got it fixed, so there won't be a problem anymore.
00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,184 Is that your bike out there?
00:00:58,309 --> 00:00:59,602 Yeah. Why?
00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,811 'Cause it's being towed.
00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,563 What?!
00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,483 Hey! Hey! What are you doing?
00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:07,151 - This your bike? - Yes!
00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,486 It's on the impound list.
00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:10,154 You owe the county for tickets.
00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,658 No, dude! I need my bike to do my job!
00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,952 Yeah. Well, my job is to tow this bike.
00:01:17,078 --> 00:01:19,371 You want it back, you talk to the county.
00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:22,583 No, no! Do not tow my bike!
00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:24,376 Stop, asshole!
00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,212 Ugh!
00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:38,599 Yes. Come in.
00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,935 Hi. My name is Stan Marsh.
00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,394 I was told to come down here and try to --
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,687 Yes. Come in, Mr. Marsh.
00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,689 I've been told all about your case.
00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:49,026 Impounded bicycle -- $83 owed to the county.
00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,070 Maybe you should get a job.
00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,697 I got a job, but without my bike to do my paper route,
00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:55,241 I can't make the money, see?
00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,455 Stan Marsh is a bright young man.
00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,542 He's got a great family, a promising paper route.
00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,460 Only problem is...
00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,295 ...his bike's been impounded!
00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:12,466 But now he's about to find out
00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,719 that getting his bike back isn't so easy.
00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,600 Look. I really need my bike.
00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,644 Well, I'm afraid I can't give it to you
00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,813 because then you wouldn't learn anything.
00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,648 What do I have to learn? This isn't fair!
00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:28,816 Whoa, whoa. Hold on.
00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,192 I've looked your case over,
00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,987 and I think maybe we can cut a little deal here.
00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:35,030 According to your background check,
00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,490 when you were in kindergarten,
00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,493 you played on the Park County pee wee hockey team.
00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:41,871 Yeah?
00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,289 Well, it just so happens
00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,250 that the pee wee hockey team this year needs a coach!
00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,836 Me?
00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,630 Stan Marsh is a washed-up fourth grader.
00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,175 He's got no job, no bicycle,
00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,594 and his only way out is to coach...
00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:59,263 ...a pee wee hockey team!
00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:03,267 And now he's about to find out that to coach,
00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,269 you've got to grow.
00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:12,276 Ow!
00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:17,323 Oh, boy.
00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,201 Uh, all right, guys. Over here. Come over here.
00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:23,746 Oh!
00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:27,291 We've got a lot of work to do and not much time to do it in.
00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,835 Who are you?
00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,754 My name is Stan, and I'm your new coach.
00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,215 We just need to kind of organize a little bit and practice our --
00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:37,092 Coach, I have to go potty.
00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,844 All right. Fine. Go ahead.
00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,430 By myself?
00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,057 Just hold it awhile, okay?
00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,559 What does passing mean?
00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,353 When you shoot the puck to another player.
00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:51,065 My mommy says I'm as big as the sky!
00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,359 Coach, Morgan spit on my foot!
00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:55,027 I did not!
00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,154 All right, all right! Shut up! We're going to practice.
00:03:57,279 --> 00:04:00,115 You two guys play defense, and you play goalie.
00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,701 I can't play goalie.
00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,702 Why not?
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,997 My doctor says I'm not supposed to.
00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:11,335 - You got asthma or something? - No. He has cancer.
00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:12,878 What?
00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,838 Nelson has leukemia.
00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:17,299 It's already spread to his bone marrow.
00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,386 I don't want to have cancer!
00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,182 Uh, it's okay. Don't cry.
00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,643 But why me, Coach? Why?
00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:31,480 Coach, why do people get cancer?
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,399 Oh, Jesus. Can we just practice?
00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,568 Are we gonna get cancer if we play with Nelson, Coach?
00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:37,653 No!
00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,239 Well, well, well.
00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,658 If it isn't the Park County losers!
00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,329 Oh, no! Adams County!
00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,082 We just thought we'd check out the ice for the game tomorrow.
00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,334 Gavin Throttle, coach of the Adams County team.
00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,127 Hey.
00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:55,212 Look, why don't you just give up?
00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,255 You can't beat us.
00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,340 You really want to embarrass your players?
00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,968 Our coach isn't gonna let us lose!
00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,386 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,263 Fine. If that's the way you want it.
00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,931 See you tomorrow, Coach.
00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:06,890 Adams team!
00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,350 Right follow!
00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,106 Coach, please don't let us lose to Adams County.
00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,608 My daddy will beat me again.
00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,906 Jesus Christ.
00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:25,409 Stanley, where have you been? It's almost bedtime.
00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:29,121 Your mother's been worried sick, and I've been watching TV!
00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,122 I got a new job.
00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,750 I'm finally gonna be able to pay off all the money I owe.
00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,461 - Oh. Well, that's good. - What kind of job?
00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,629 I'm working with the pee wee hockey league.
00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:41,175 What? With the -- Whoa, whoa. Wait, Stan.
00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,385 You gave up playing hockey a long time ago.
00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,970 I'm not playing. I'm coaching.
00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:48,390 Have you forgotten what happened all those years ago?
00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,976 Or are you just trying to make up for it?
00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,561 What are you talking about?
00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,189 Your pee wee hockey game! The Pepsi Center?
00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:57,900 In between periods of the Colorado Avalanche?
00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,152 I remember going to Shakey's afterwards.
00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,279 Stan, you can't put your family through this again,
00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,697 whatever your reasons are.
00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,949 I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,661 What are we going to do, Sharon?
00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:11,372 - What? - Don't you get it?
00:06:11,497 --> 00:06:14,458 He's getting back into hockey to prove something to himself,
00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,586 so he can forget what happened in that pee wee skirmish.
00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,047 Maybe he doesn't remember. He was only 4.
00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,465 Oh, he remembers.
00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:25,302 I'm sure it eats at him every single day.
00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,266 And we're about out of time
00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:34,228 here in yet another scoreless pee wee hockey game.
00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,605 That's number 7, Stan Marsh,
00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,399 skating towards the goal, sort of.
00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,150 But he doesn't have the puck.
00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,820 Ow!
00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,948 I crapped 'em!
00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,033 Mommy, I crapped 'em!
00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:52,162 Oh, and it appears the goalie has pooped his pants.
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,375 Oh, and look at this!
00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,253 Little Stan Marsh actually has a shot at the goal!
00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:04,049 Stan, shoot it!
00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,592 Time is running out!
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,428 Stan Marsh with a chance to win!
00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:09,430 You got it, Stan!
00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,432 Take the shot!
00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:13,684 Take the shot!
00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:26,655 No-o-o-o!
00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,908 Oh, that's the end of the game!
00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,286 How disappointing.
00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,499 Randy, what's wrong?
00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,500 Oh!
00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,253 Oh. Oh, Sharon, it was horrible.
00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:44,256 It was like I was living it all over again.
00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,218 All right, guys.
00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,679 Tonight is our big game against Adams County.
00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,681 We still have all day to practice.
00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,349 Coach! Hey, Coach!
00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:56,393 Could we talk to you, please?
00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,731 We're the Browns, Nelson's parents.
00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:01,607 Oh.
00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,400 Our little Nelson, he's...
00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,736 taken a turn for the worse, I'm afraid.
00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,738 His cancer is...real bad.
00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,532 Oh.
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,950 Yeah. Oh.
00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,535 Doctors say this could be it.
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,162 How am I supposed to do it, Coach?
00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,122 How do I look a 5-year-old child in the eye
00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,665 and tell him he's not gonna live?
00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,752 You tell me, Coach! You tell me how!
00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,003 Stop it, Jack!
00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,838 He doesn't mean to take it out on you, Coach.
00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,715 No, I don't mean to take it out on you, Coach.
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,551 It's just...I don't know what to say to him, Coach.
00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,136 Neither of us do.
00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:35,224 What do you say to somebody who's dying, huh?
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,143 I don't know.
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,937 Will you talk to him, Coach?
00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,563 He looks up to you.
00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,149 No, I think you ought to.
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,151 No, I'm just his father.
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,778 But you're his coach!
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,696 You're like a father to him!
00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,115 Please, Coach. He's -- He's counting on you.
00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,243 Please, Coach. He's counting on you.
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,791 Oh, uh, hey, Nelson.
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,043 Oh.
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,294 Hi, Coach.
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,338 Dude, I can come back later. Is this a bad time for you?
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:10,175 Yeah, it's a pretty bad time for me, Coach.
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,470 I'm only 5 and I'm dying.
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:18,600 Coach, what's it like when you die?
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,644 Well, I'm not sure.
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,980 I would think that it's a lot like it was
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,022 before you were born?
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,192 How come I have to die now?
00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,193 Ugh.
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,113 I mean, how come I don't get to grow up?
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,365 God damn it. Dude, I don't know.
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,741 I'm sorry.
00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,952 No, what I mean is nobody really knows, see?
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,078 But everyone does it.
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,621 It's not like everyone else gets to live
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,706 and only you have to die.
00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,374 Everyone's gonna die.
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,917 You feel better now?
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,711 I think so.
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,629 Okay. Great. I-I got to get to the stadium.
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,591 But, uh, hang in there, all right?
00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:51,925 Thanks, Coach.
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,305 Will you do me just one favor, Coach?
00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,684 The game tonight -- I'm gonna be watching, so...
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:04,980 could you... make it so I don't have cancer?
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,524 N -- Dude, I told you -- I can't do that.
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:11,862 Well, then will you just... win for me?
00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,697 Okay.
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,956 Stan Marsh has always lived a carefree life.
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,292 But in the blink of an eye,
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:30,213 what seemed important before can all be put in perspective.
00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:34,426 Stan Marsh is... bummin' on cancer.
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,310 Welcome, parents, to this pee wee hockey match
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:47,147 between Park County and Adams County.
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,399 Win! Win! Win! Win!
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,360 Win! Win! Win! Win!
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,612 Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,113 Coach, can I talk to you for a second?
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,990 Come to surrender, Coach?
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,285 Look, there's a kid on my team who's got cancer,
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,245 and he wants us to win this game really bad,
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,831 so could you just give us kind of a break?
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,209 Ha! I don't think so, Coach.
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,920 We're gonna beat you into the ground, cancer or no.
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,713 Win, win, win, win!
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,591 Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,593 All right, guys. Listen.
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:20,263 I saw Nelson in the hospital, and he asked me one thing.
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,517 He said he wanted us to win this game for him.
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:28,814 So...if we lose, we're gonna kill Nelson?
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,692 Oh, Jesus! No!
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,568 I don't want to be a murderer!
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,363 Relax! If we lose, we're not gonna be murderers.
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,032 If we lose, are we gonna get cancer?
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,243 - Oh, no! - Oh, no!
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,121 I don't want cancer!
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,090 They look pretty strong, Coach.
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,968 I think Nelson's gonna die for sure.
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,266 Good luck, Coach. You're gonna need it.
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,020 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,480 Yeah! Let's go, Adams!
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,858 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,070 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,990 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,368 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,120 ♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,830 - Let's go, Park! Come on! - ♪ All of the time ♪
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,417 ♪ But I'm never sure why I need you ♪
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,588 ♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,013 - ♪ I got my head checked ♪ - That's it, Brian! Kill him!
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,558 ♪ By a jumbo jet ♪
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,187 - ♪ It wasn't easy ♪ - Get near the puck!
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:54,149 ♪ But nothing is ♪
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,108 ♪ No ♪
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,693 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,737 ♪ When I feel heavy metal ♪
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,530 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,532 ♪ And I'm pins and I'm needles ♪
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,326 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,495 ♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,581 ♪ All the time, but I'm never sure ♪
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,041 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,002 And that's the end of the game.
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,171 The result is a tie.
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,132 A tie? Well, what does that mean?
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,136 Stan Marsh was supposed to win it all --
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,347 the big game, a dying boy's hope.
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,182 Only problem is...
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,476 ...he tied!
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,145 And now he's about to find out
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,524 that tying isn't the same as winning.
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,403 So did we kill Nelson or not?
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,697 Hello?
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,282 Coach!
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,117 How are you feeling?
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,579 I feel pretty good, except for the cancer.
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,751 Coach...does God hate me?
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,002 Oh, hello, Coach.
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,963 Hi, Doc. How is he doing?
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:01,424 Well, he isn't worse, but he isn't getting better.
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,928 It's almost as if... his cancer were tied.
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,346 Oh, boy.
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,809 Oh, my cancer hurts.
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,854 He seems to have put all his hope into you winning that game.
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,524 And with a tie, he's in a kind of...cancer limbo.
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,733 But what can I do?
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,986 Stan Marsh! Stan Marsh!
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:21,987 Great news!
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,197 Our hockey team has just been invited
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,157 to play against Denver County
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,493 during a Colorado Avalanche game!
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,621 Wow! At the Pepsi Center?
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,123 Look. He's coming around again.
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,084 That's our biggest game ever!
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,879 Do you think we can win, Coach?
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,423 Well, uh, I mean...
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,052 Imagine if there was one game,
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,930 one chance to make everything right.
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,933 Stan Marsh is being given that chance.
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:56,605 But to win, he's gonna have to pull out all the stops in...
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,733 "Stanley's Cup," rated R.
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,488 Yeah. Yeah, we'll beat 'em.
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,200 All right! Maybe there <i>is</i> hope for me!
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,454 Just be aware of this, Coach.
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,414 If you lose the big game,
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,666 that little boy is gonna die faster
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,045 than Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingrays.
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:24,633 Coach, what the hell were you thinking?!
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,968 We can't beat Denver County!
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,345 Well, sure we can!
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,807 Last time we played Denver, they scored seven times.
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,102 Look, guys, I believe in you. Nelson believes in you.
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,520 Doesn't that count for anything?
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,190 No, 'cause they're gonna kill us!
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,566 They're not gonna kill us.
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:46,196 That's what Steve Irwin said about those stingrays.
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,283 Haven't you guys ever seen these movies?
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,743 We're just supposed to rally together,
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,745 believe in ourselves, and we win in the end.
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,748 No, in the movies, they always go out
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,627 and find a kid who's really good to join the team.
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,295 Hey, that's right.
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,755 We need a ringer.
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,384 We need a Canadian.
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,603 Wow! He's good!
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,063 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,064 Stan, I told you.
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,691 My mom doesn't want Ike playing hockey.
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,817 She thinks it's dangerous.
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,193 It's just for one game.
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,611 He won't get hurt, I promise.
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,198 Yeah!
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,158 All right, but it's gonna take more than one good player
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,410 to beat the champions, Stan.
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,954 You'd better have a really good game plan.
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,548 Can you believe it, Stan?
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,966 The Pepsi Center.
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,844 You're going back to the place where it all happened.
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,556 The same place where you missed that shot all those years ago.
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,266 Dad, I'm working on my game plan right now.
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,393 You have to understand why I can't go.
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,271 I can't... sit there in that same crowd
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,107 and watch you destroy yourself again.
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,650 Oh, Stan.
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,488 Of all the places, why did it have to be the Pepsi Center?
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,116 All right. All right. I'll go.
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,452 No, no. I <i>want</i> to go.
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,953 I'm gonna be there for you,
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,456 and I'll be rooting louder than anybody,
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,375 saying, "That's my son!"
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:27,422 And just remember, Stan, win or lose...
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:32,719 Those are your two options -- win...or lose.
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,398 Yeah! Get him! Get him!
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,737 The shot is blocked! What a great save!
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,657 And that's the end of the second period,
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,409 with the score tied, 2 all.
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,371 And now please put your hands together
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,290 for three minutes of exhibition play
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,168 from some of our state's finest pee wee hockey players.
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,713 All right, you guys. This is it. The moment is here.
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,381 We've been through a lot together,
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,300 and according to every movie ever made,
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,927 we're going to win this game.
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,056 Just don't forget, there's a little boy in the hospital
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,226 who's really counting on us, so let's not let him down.
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,352 Are you with me?
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,394 - All right! - Yeah!
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,313 - Let's do it! - Let's win it for Nelson!
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,690 All right! Let's go win!
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,651 Sorry, boys. You aren't playing tonight.
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,152 Huh?
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,071 The other pee wee hockey team didn't show up.
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,405 There's nobody for you to play.
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,824 Thanks for making the trip, though.
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,910 - We don't get to play? - We don't get to play?
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,537 So then we win?
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,705 No. Nobody wins.
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,998 Hey. Hey, you can't do this!
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,751 We -- We've been through all the stupid emotional crap!
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,379 Well, you've got nobody to play. There's nothing we can do.
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,964 But it isn't supposed to end like this!
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,340 Hey, hold on a second.
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,801 If these kids have been through a lot of emotional changes,
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511 - then they have to play. - Yeah.
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,304 Well, who are they gonna play?
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,764 They can take our place.
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,724 Yeah. Let 'em play the Red Wings.
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,768 Play the Red Wings?
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,771 Stan Marsh coaches a pee wee hockey team,
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,691 but now they're going...
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,402 ...to play in the big leagues!
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,155 They've got small bodies but big hearts.
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,116 Stan Marsh is... goin' professional!
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,660 - All right! - Give 'em hell, boys!
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,494 Yeah! Yeah!
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,580 It's a tie game here in Colorado
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,582 as we get set to start the final period.
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,041 Your attention, please.
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,918 For this third and final period,
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,628 the Detroit Red Wings will be playing
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,381 the Park County pee wee hockey team.
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,097 Oh!
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,724 Ow!
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,435 Ow!
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,728 Jesus Christ!
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,232 Stop! Stop this!
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,775 Let them play!
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,694 Let them play!
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,362 Let them play!
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,288 Hey, can they do that?
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,081 Ow! No!
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,291 Oh!
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,419 Aah!
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,635 Aah!
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:27,560 - ♪ We are the champions ♪ - We did it! We did it!
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,604 ♪ My friends ♪
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,276 ♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,154 ♪ Till the end ♪
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:43,076 ♪ We are the champions ♪
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:46,996 ♪ We are the champions ♪
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,374 ♪ No time for losers ♪
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,541 No!
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,919 Not again! No!
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,880 ♪...the champions ♪
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:56,965 ♪ Of the world ♪
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,591 I hate you, Coach.
00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,801 I hate you.
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,679 ♪...my friends ♪
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,183 ♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,060 ♪ Till the end ♪
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,979 Thank you, Dad.
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,607 - I'm proud of you, boy. - ♪ We are the champions ♪
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:18,569 ♪ We are the champions ♪
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:22,073 ♪ No time for losers ♪
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:27,161 ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,496 ♪ Of the world ♪
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,584 No hope.
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,837 No hope.
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,883 Red Wings! Red Wings!
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,927 Red Wings! Red Wings!
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,305 Yeah!

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00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:41,700 Быть разносчиком газеты South Park - почетная обязанность.
00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:41,830 Извините, мистер Джарвис, просто... Быть разносчиком газеты South Park - почетная обязанность.
00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,600 Извините, мистер Джарвис, просто...
00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,700 Мне приходиться вставать в 4 утра чтобы разнести вашу газету, а потом я весь день учусь.
00:00:46,730 --> 00:00:53,160 Ну да да да! У всех есть проблемы, сынок! Привыкай к этому! Ты не успеваешь разносить газеты в срок!
00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,500 У моего велика сломалась педаль, но я её починил, так что эта проблема решена.
00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,600 Это твой велик стоит на улице?
00:00:58,660 --> 00:00:59,300 Да. А что?
00:00:59,630 --> 00:01:00,860 А то, что его увозят.
00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,200 Что??
00:01:04,419 --> 00:01:05,259 Эй эй! Ты что делаешь?!
00:01:06,119 --> 00:01:06,789 Это твой велик?
00:01:06,789 --> 00:01:06,959 Он подлежит конфискации, т.к. ты не заплатил штраф. Это твой велик?
00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,859 Он подлежит конфискации, т.к. ты не заплатил штраф.
00:01:13,059 --> 00:01:14,619 нет, чувак, он мне нужен для работы!
00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,819 Да? Мое дело - забрать этот велик. Хочешь его вернуть? Иди и говори с судьей.
00:01:20,489 --> 00:01:26,319 Нет. НЕТ! Не забирай мой велик! Стой, козел! ААААААААА!
00:01:37,289 --> 00:01:38,589 Да? Входите.
00:01:39,689 --> 00:01:42,319 Привет, меня зовут Стэн Марш. Мне сказали прийти сюда и...
00:01:42,859 --> 00:01:44,959 Да! Начнем, м-р Марш. Мне все рассказали о вашем деле.
00:01:46,119 --> 00:01:50,359 Конфискованный велик, долг округу в 83$. Пора бы вам уже искать работу.
00:01:51,089 --> 00:01:54,889 У меня есть работа, но без моего велика я не могу ее выполнять. Понимаете?
00:01:59,059 --> 00:02:04,159 Стэн Марш - подающий надежды юноша. У него прекрасная семья, многообещающая работа;
00:02:04,189 --> 00:02:16,159 но есть один нюанс - его велик конфисковали! И сейчас он узнает, что вернуть свой велик не так-то просто.
00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:21,419 Послушайте, мне правда нужен мой велик.
00:02:21,459 --> 00:02:25,859 Боюсь, я не могу отдать его тебе потому, что ты так ничему и не научился..
00:02:25,889 --> 00:02:27,589 Чему я должен был учиться?! Это нечестно!
00:02:27,619 --> 00:02:39,419 Эй эй, погоди. Я еще разок глянул на твое дело и подумал, что мы можем кой о чем договориться. Согласно твоему личному делу, ты играл в детской хоккейной команде за округ, когда был в детском саду.
00:02:40,989 --> 00:02:41,789 ...И?
00:02:41,819 --> 00:02:45,559 В общем так получилось, что в этом году детской команде нужен тренер.
00:02:45,589 --> 00:02:47,519 Я?
00:02:50,089 --> 00:02:53,259 Стэн Марш отвергнутый всеми четвероклассник. У него нет ни работы, ни велика.
00:02:53,289 --> 00:03:05,119 Его последняя надежда - тренировать... детскую хоккейную команду! Сейчас он узнает, что для тренировки ему надо подрасти.
00:03:16,359 --> 00:03:26,859 О боже. Так, парни, все сюда. Идите все сюда. У нас еще полно работы, а времени в обрез.
00:03:28,989 --> 00:03:29,719 А ты вообще кто?
00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,519 Меня зовут Стэн и я ваш новый тренер. Сейчас нам всем нужно собраться и немного потренироваться в...
00:03:34,859 --> 00:03:36,919 Тренер, мне нужно сделать пи-пи.
00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:39,319 Ладно, иди.
00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,659 ...что, самому?
00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:44,059 Э.. Потерпи чуток, ладно?
00:03:44,089 --> 00:03:45,789 Что значит "пасовать"?
00:03:45,819 --> 00:03:47,859 Это когда ты передаешь шайбу другому игроку.
00:03:47,889 --> 00:03:51,219 Моя мама сказала, что я большой как небо!
00:03:51,219 --> 00:03:54,389 Тренер, Вуден мне на лоб плюнул!
00:03:54,419 --> 00:03:55,259 Не плевал я!
00:03:55,289 --> 00:03:59,819 Ладно, ладно, закнитесь! Нам надо тренироваться! Вы двое будете защитниками, а ты вратарем.
00:03:59,859 --> 00:04:02,759 Я не могу быть вратарем.
00:04:02,789 --> 00:04:04,359 Почему это?!
00:04:04,389 --> 00:04:07,119 Мне врач запретил!
00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,019 У тебя что, астма или что-то такое?
00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:11,119 Нет, у него рак.
00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:13,319 Что?
00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:17,759 У Нельсона лейкемия. Она поразила его костный мозг.
00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:20,459 Я не хочу болеть раком!
00:04:20,489 --> 00:04:25,359 Ладно, все нормально. Не плачь.
00:04:25,389 --> 00:04:27,859 Ну почему именно я, тренер? Почему?
00:04:27,889 --> 00:04:31,489 Тренер, а почему люди болеют раком?
00:04:31,519 --> 00:04:33,959 О господи, давайте уже тренироваться.
00:04:33,989 --> 00:04:37,059 Тренер, а мы заболеем раком, если будем играть с Нельсоном?
00:04:37,089 --> 00:04:37,989 НЕТ!
00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:42,989 Так так так! Да это же лузеры из округа South Park!
00:04:43,019 --> 00:04:47,559 О нет! Команда округа Adams!
00:04:47,589 --> 00:04:52,659 Мы просто решили проверить лед перед завтрашней игрой. Гейвин Тротл, тренер команды округа Adams.
00:04:52,789 --> 00:04:53,959 Эй.
00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:59,359 Почему бы вам просто не сдаться? Мы непобедимы. Ты правда хочешь понапрасну мучить своих игроков?
00:04:59,389 --> 00:05:01,189 С нашим новым тренером мы не проиграем!
00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:02,519 Да!!
00:05:02,559 --> 00:05:06,459 Ладно, не хотите - как хотите. Увидимся завтра, тренер! Команда Adams!
00:05:06,759 --> 00:05:07,719 Напра-во! Шагом марш!
00:05:07,759 --> 00:05:15,719 Тренер, пожалуйста не дайте нам проиграть им! Мой папа снова побьет меня.
00:05:21,959 --> 00:05:22,959 Господи иисусе.
00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:25,959 Стэнли, где ты был?! Тебе почти пора спать!
00:05:25,989 --> 00:05:28,419 Твоя мать страшно волновалась, а я смотрел телек!
00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:32,159 У меня новая работа. Наконец-то я смогу расплатиться со всеми долгами.
00:05:32,189 --> 00:05:33,989 Да, это здорово.
00:05:34,019 --> 00:05:35,119 А что за работа?
00:05:35,119 --> 00:05:37,259 Я работаю с детской хоккейной командой.
00:05:37,289 --> 00:05:43,189 ...Что? С кем? Погоди, погоди, Стэн. Ты же давно бросил играть в хоккей.
00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:44,819 Я не играю, я тренирую.
00:05:44,859 --> 00:05:50,689 Разве ты забыл, что случилось давным-давно? Или ты просто пытаешься смириться с этим?
00:05:50,719 --> 00:05:52,889 Ты о чем говоришь вообще?
00:05:52,889 --> 00:05:57,789 О твоей игре в хоккей в детстве! В Центре Пепси! Между периодами в Colorado Avalanche!
00:05:57,819 --> 00:06:00,389 Я помню, что мне нужно потом зайти к Шейки.
00:06:00,419 --> 00:06:03,089 Стэн, ты не можешь заставить нас снова пройти через это! Этому нет оправдания!
00:06:03,119 --> 00:06:05,119 Я устал. Я иду спать.
00:06:05,159 --> 00:06:09,259 Что же нам делать, Шэрон??
00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:14,059 Разве ты не понял? Он вернулся в хоккей, чтобы доказать кое-то самому себе.
00:06:14,089 --> 00:06:17,219 Он мог забыть, что произошло в том детском соревновании.
00:06:17,259 --> 00:06:19,759 Может он не помнит. Ему было всего 4 года.
00:06:19,789 --> 00:06:24,389 О нет, он помнит. Я уверен, это пожирает его изнутри каждый божий день.
00:06:29,819 --> 00:06:33,489 И у нас почти закончилось время в очередной безрезультативной игре детской команды.
00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:39,559 А это #7, Стэн Марш, он и рад бы забить хоть 1 гол, да только шайбы у него нет.
00:06:44,659 --> 00:06:47,689 Я обосрался! Блин, я обосрался!
00:06:49,089 --> 00:06:58,989 Хм, похоже вратарь нагадил себе в штаны. Эй, смотрите! Малыш Стэн Марш готов ударить по воротам!
00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,789 Давай!
00:07:00,819 --> 00:07:03,419 Стэн!! Давай бей!
00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:07,489 Время уже на исходе. У Стэна Марша последний шанс на победу!
00:07:07,489 --> 00:07:08,819 У тебя получится, Стэн!
00:07:08,859 --> 00:07:26,519 Бей!! Бей!! НЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕТ!!
00:07:26,519 --> 00:07:31,589 Даааа, вот и конец игры! Плохо, очень плохо.
00:07:36,219 --> 00:07:37,289 Рэнди, что случилось??
00:07:37,319 --> 00:07:43,419 АА! Аа... Шэрон, это было ужасно! Я как будто снова пережил это.
00:07:47,359 --> 00:07:52,019 Так, ребята. Вечером у нас важная игра с командой округа Adams. Нам надо весь день тренироваться.
00:07:52,019 --> 00:07:55,959 Тренер? Эй, тренер. Мы можем поговорить с вами?
00:07:58,559 --> 00:08:00,419 Мы Брауны. Родители Нельсона.
00:08:00,419 --> 00:08:00,489 о
00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:09,419 Наш малыш Нельсон... боюсь, его болезнь прогрессирует. Ему о-о-о-очень плохо.
00:08:10,589 --> 00:08:11,019 Вот блин.
00:08:11,059 --> 00:08:22,789 Да. Врачи говорят, что это конец. Что мне делать, тренер? Как я могу глядя в глаза 5-тилетнему ребенку сказать ему что он умрет? Скажите мне, тренер! Скажите - как?!
00:08:23,319 --> 00:08:24,259 Успокойся, Джэк. Он не просит вас сделать это, тренер.
00:08:24,289 --> 00:08:34,689 Нет, я не прошу вас сделать это, тренер. Просто... Я не знаю, что сказать ему. Никто из нас не знает. Что бы вы сказали кому-то, кто умирает, а?
00:08:34,719 --> 00:08:37,859 ...Я не знаю.
00:08:37,889 --> 00:08:41,189 ВЫ поговорите с ним, тренер? Он надеется вас увидеть.
00:08:41,219 --> 00:08:44,459 Нет, я думаю вы должны это сделать.
00:08:44,489 --> 00:08:48,859 Эх, я просто его отец. Но вы его тренер! Вы ему как отец!
00:08:48,889 --> 00:08:51,719 Пожалуйста, тренер, он... Он рассчитывает на вас.
00:08:51,759 --> 00:08:53,389 Пожалуйста, тренер, он рассчитывает на вас!
00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:00,919 Э, хм... привет Нельсон.
00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:04,119 О. Привет, тренер.
00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:06,419 Чувак, может мне попозже зайти? Тебе наверно плохо сейчас.
00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:17,289 Да куда уж хуже. Мне всего 5 и я умираю. Тренер, а на что похожа смерть?
00:09:17,319 --> 00:09:23,889 Ну, я не уверен. Наверное... думаю, что... это как будто тебя просто нет, как было до твоего рождения.
00:09:23,919 --> 00:09:27,089 Почему я должен умереть сейчас?
00:09:27,119 --> 00:09:27,889 Э...
00:09:27,919 --> 00:09:31,319 В смысле, почему я не могу вырасти?
00:09:31,359 --> 00:09:33,219 Черт возьми, чувак, я не знаю.
00:09:33,259 --> 00:09:34,719 Извини.
00:09:34,759 --> 00:09:43,759 Нет, я имею в виду, что никто не знает, понимаешь? В смысле, если ты думаешь, что все остальные будут жить и только ты один умерешь, то это не так. Все умирают. Тебе полегчало?
00:09:43,789 --> 00:09:45,559 Думаю, да.
00:09:45,589 --> 00:09:50,259 Ладно. Слушай, я... я должен идти на стадион, но... э... держись. Понял?
00:09:50,289 --> 00:10:04,859 Спасибо, тренер. Можете сделать кое-что для меня? Я насчет сегодняшней игры. Я буду смотреть ее, так что... может... вы сможете вылечить меня?
00:10:04,889 --> 00:10:07,919 Нет, чувак, я уже сказал, я здесь бессилен.
00:10:07,959 --> 00:10:11,619 ну тогда может, вы сможете... выйграть для меня?
00:10:11,619 --> 00:10:13,159 Ладно.
00:10:20,059 --> 00:10:34,719 Вся жизнь Стена Марша была беззаботной. Но в отблеске его глаз все было по-другому. Стэн Марш... борец с раком.
00:10:41,338 --> 00:10:46,868 Родители, добро пожаловать на детсадовский хоккейный матч между округами Park и Adams.
00:10:46,868 --> 00:10:53,638 Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай!
00:10:53,638 --> 00:10:55,368 Тренер, можно вас на секунду?
00:10:55,398 --> 00:10:56,598 Пришел чтобы сдаться, да?
00:10:56,638 --> 00:11:04,598 Слушай, в моей команде есть ребенок, больной раком, и он очень хочет, чтобы мы победили, так что, может вы... будете играть не в полную силу?
00:11:04,638 --> 00:11:11,438 Ха! Я так не думаю, тренер. Мы сравняем вас с землей и плевать нам на рак. Давай! Давай! Давай!
00:11:11,468 --> 00:11:14,338 Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай!
00:11:15,868 --> 00:11:22,738 Ладно, ребята, слушайте. Я навещал Нельсона в больнице и он попросил меня об одной вещи: он сказал, что хочет чтобы мы победили... ради него.
00:11:25,238 --> 00:11:28,498 Эээ, значит если мы проиграем, то убьем Нельсона?
00:11:28,538 --> 00:11:31,368 Господи, конечно нет!
00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:33,338 Я не хочу быть убийцей!
00:11:33,368 --> 00:11:36,468 Спокойно! Если мы проиграем, то не будем убийцами.
00:11:36,498 --> 00:11:39,468 Если мы проиграем, то заболеем раком?
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,398 Да нет же!
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,868 Вот блин...
00:11:41,898 --> 00:11:42,898 О нет.
00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:43,538 Я не хочу болеть раком.
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:57,368 Тренер, они очень сильны. Думаю, Нельсон точно умрет.
00:12:01,498 --> 00:12:10,468 Удачи, тренер! Она вам понадобится! Да! Давайте Adams!
00:12:25,338 --> 00:12:26,568 Ну что ж, Park! Начали!
00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:42,568 Да, вот так, Брайан! Убей его!
00:12:47,538 --> 00:12:48,568 Катись к шайбе!
00:13:12,498 --> 00:13:15,338 Вот и конец игры! По очкам у команд ничья.
00:13:15,368 --> 00:13:19,068 Ничья Что это значит?
00:13:20,598 --> 00:13:35,138 Стэн Марш думал, что он выйграет. Очень важную игру. Надежду больного мальчика. Но одна проблема помешала этому - ничья! И сейчас он узнает, что ничья это не победа.
00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:39,798 Так мы убили Нельсона или нет?
00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:43,198 Алло?
00:13:43,238 --> 00:13:44,768 Тренер.
00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:46,438 Как ты себя чувствуешь?
00:13:46,468 --> 00:13:54,998 Да нормально, если не считать рак. Тренер, Бог ненавидит меня?
00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:56,068 О, привет тренер.
00:13:56,298 --> 00:13:58,298 Привет док. Ну как он?
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:04,798 Ну, ему не стало хуже, но и лучше тоже не стало. Это как если бы... между ним и раком была ничья.
00:14:04,838 --> 00:14:06,268 О боже.
00:14:07,938 --> 00:14:10,238 Ой! Мне больно.
00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:17,638 Видимо, ваша победа это его единственная надежда. И в течении ничьи рак замер в ожидании.
00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:18,998 Но что я могу сделать?
00:14:19,038 --> 00:14:28,468 Стэн Марш! Стэн Марш! Отличные новости! Наша хоккейная команда только что была приглашена играть с командой Colorado Avalanche против округа Denver!
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,538 Ух ты! В Центре Пепси?
00:14:31,568 --> 00:14:33,338 Смотрите! Он пришел в себя.
00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:39,038 Это наша самая важная игра. Тренер, как вы думаете, мы сможем победить?
00:14:39,038 --> 00:14:41,538 Ну, я думаю...
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:48,898 Представьте. Осталась лишь одна игра, один шанс чтобы все уладить.
00:14:48,938 --> 00:14:56,368 Стэну Маршу дали этот шанс. Но он должен выложиться по полной чтобы победить и получить...
00:14:56,398 --> 00:14:58,938 "Кубок Стэнли"! Рекомендовано к просмотру подросткам.
00:15:03,898 --> 00:15:05,398 Да... да, мы сможем победить их.
00:15:05,398 --> 00:15:08,968 Ладно! Может быть для меня еще ЕСТЬ надежда.
00:15:10,738 --> 00:15:14,098 Будьте осторожны, тренер. Если вы проиграете Большую Игру,
00:15:14,138 --> 00:15:18,868 этот маленький мальчик умрет быстрее, чем Стив Ирвин в чане со скатами.
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,338 Тренер! О чем вы только думали?
00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:26,838 Нам не победить округ Denver.
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:28,398 Я думаю, мы сможем.
00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:32,038 В мою прошлую игру с ними, они забили 7 голов.
00:15:33,438 --> 00:15:37,498 Значит так, парни. Я верю в вас. Нельсон верит в вас. Разве это для вас ничего не значит?
00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:40,238 Нет, потому что они убьют нас.
00:15:40,268 --> 00:15:41,968 Они не убьют нас.
00:15:41,998 --> 00:15:44,868 То же самое Стив Ирвин говорил про скатов.
00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:51,638 Вы что, никогда не видели такие фильмы? Нам просто нужно держаться вместе,
00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:53,938 верить в себя и тогда победа будет нашей.
00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:59,768 Нет. В фильмах обязательно находится кто-то хорошо умеющий играть и он спасает всю команду.
00:15:59,798 --> 00:16:03,768 Эй, а он прав. Нам нужен подставной игрок.
00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:05,868 Нам нужен Канадец.
00:16:16,938 --> 00:16:18,698 Ух ты, а он хорош.
00:16:18,738 --> 00:16:20,138 Да!
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:24,038 Стэн, я же говорил тебе. Моя мать не хочет, чтобы Айк играл. Она думает это опасно..
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:26,668 Это же всего одна игра. С ним все будет ОК, я обещаю.
00:16:28,468 --> 00:16:30,138 Да!
00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:33,338 Ладно, но для такой игры одного хорошего игрока вам будет маловато, Стэн.
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,338 Тебе нужен хороший план действий.
00:16:44,968 --> 00:16:50,668 Ты можешь поверить в это, Стэн? Центр Пепси. Это же то самое место, где все и случилось.
00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:54,968 То самое место, где давным-давно ты потерпел неудачу.
00:16:54,998 --> 00:16:56,298 Пап, я вообще-то над планом действий работаю.
00:16:56,298 --> 00:17:03,338 Ты должен понять, почему я не могу идти туда. Я не могу... Сидеть в такой же толпе и смотреть как ты снова проигрываешь.
00:17:03,338 --> 00:17:15,498 О, Стэн. Почему их всех мест они выбрали именно это? Ладно, ладно, я иду. Нет, нет, я ХОЧУ пойти.
00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:22,038 Я буду там ради тебя и... Я буду болеть за тебя громче всех, крича "Это мой сын!"
00:17:22,068 --> 00:17:32,568 И помни, Стэн: или победа, или проигрыш. Третьего не дано.
00:17:48,582 --> 00:17:56,382 Его удар заблокировали! Какая отличная защита! В конце второго периода счет все еще 2:2.
00:17:59,468 --> 00:18:04,630 А сейчас пожалуйста возьмите друг друга за руки на 3 минуты демострационной игры одного из лучших игроков штата.
00:18:05,641 --> 00:18:27,060 Ладно, ребята, вот оно. Настал решающий момент. Мы через многое прошли вместе и, как и во всех Голливудских фильмах, мы выйграем эту игру. Но не забывайте: один маленький мальчик в больнице сейчас очень на нас надеется. Давайте не подведем его. Вы со мной?! Отлично, идемте побеждать!
00:18:27,996 --> 00:18:29,290 Извините ребята, вы сегодня не играете.
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:36,525 Другая детская хоккейная команда не пришла. Вам не с кем играть. Но все равно, спасибо что приехали.
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:38,570 Мы приехали чтобы играть.
00:18:39,508 --> 00:18:40,690 З-значит мы победили?
00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:42,490 Нет. Никто не победил.
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:47,300 Эй. Эй, вы можете так поступить. Мы... мы столько пережили за это время!
00:18:47,307 --> 00:18:49,410 Вам не с кем играть, так что мы ничего не можем сделать.
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,260 Но это не может закончиться вот так!
00:18:51,353 --> 00:18:56,223 Эй, погодите секунду. Раз эти дети многое пережили из-за этого, тогда им нужно играть!
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:56,970 Да.
00:18:57,109 --> 00:18:58,500 Ну и с кем они будут играть?
00:18:58,652 --> 00:18:59,922 Они могут занять наше место.
00:19:00,154 --> 00:19:02,254 Да. Пусть играют с Red Wings.
00:19:02,531 --> 00:19:03,571 С Red Wings?
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:18,430 Стэн Марш тренировал детскую команду. Но сейчас они будут играть с большими парнями. У них маленькие тела, но сердца их очень большие. Стэн Марш... станет профессиональным тренером.
00:19:19,465 --> 00:19:21,175 Ладно, парни, задайте им жару!
00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:21,190 Да! Точно! Ладно, парни, задайте им жару!
00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:21,835 Да! Точно!
00:19:22,134 --> 00:19:32,864 У нас ничья и мы приближаемся к последнему периоду. Внимание, пожалуйста: в третьем и последнем периоде Red Wings из Детройта будут играть... с детской командой округа Park.
00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:45,783 АААААААА!
00:19:45,783 --> 00:19:46,215 Господи иисусе! Остановите! Остановите их! АААААААА!
00:19:46,239 --> 00:19:51,337 Господи иисусе! Остановите! Остановите их!
00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,285 Пускай играют!
00:19:53,315 --> 00:19:56,785 Пускай играют! Пускай играют!
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,000 Ой-ей-ей!
00:20:04,176 --> 00:20:04,846 Эй, разве так можно делать??
00:20:05,785 --> 00:20:07,885 О, нет. Аа!
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,955 АААА!!
00:20:26,198 --> 00:20:27,968 Да! У нас получилось! У нас получилось!
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,285 НЕЕЕТ! НЕУЖЕЛИ ОПЯТЬ? НЕЕЕТ!
00:20:57,515 --> 00:21:00,485 Я не навижу тебя, тренер! Ненавижу!
00:21:09,658 --> 00:21:10,858 Спасибо, пап.
00:21:12,115 --> 00:21:13,885 Я горжусь тобой, парень.
00:21:29,585 --> 00:21:32,264 Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!
00:21:32,264 --> 00:21:34,315 Это безнадежно. Безнадежно. Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!
00:21:34,315 --> 00:21:34,464 Это безнадежно. Безнадежно.
00:21:40,355 --> 00:21:45,115 Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!

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00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,935 Hi. My name is Stan Marsh.
00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,394 I was told to come down here and try to --
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,687 Yes. Come in, Mr. Marsh.
00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,689 I've been told all about your case.
00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:49,026 Impounded bicycle -- $83 owed to the county.
00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,070 Maybe you should get a job.
00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,697 I got a job, but without my bike to do my paper route,
00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:55,241 I can't make the money, see?
00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,120 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,455 Stan Marsh is a bright young man.
00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,542 He's got a great family, a promising paper route.
00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,460 - Only problem is... - [ Needle scratches ]
00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,295 ...his bike's been impounded!
00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:09,421 [ Rock music plays ]
00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:12,466 But now he's about to find out
00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,719 that getting his bike back isn't so easy.
00:02:15,845 --> 00:02:16,887 [ Music stops ]
00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:21,600 Look. I really need my bike.
00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,644 Well, I'm afraid I can't give it to you
00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,813 because then you wouldn't learn anything.
00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,648 What do I have to learn? This isn't fair!
00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:28,816 Whoa, whoa. Hold on.
00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,192 I've looked your case over,
00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,987 and I think maybe we can cut a little deal here.
00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:35,030 According to your background check,
00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,490 when you were in kindergarten,
00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,493 you played on the Park County pee wee hockey team.
00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:41,871 Yeah?
00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,289 Well, it just so happens
00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,250 that the pee wee hockey team this year needs a coach!
00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,836 - Me? - [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,630 Stan Marsh is a washed-up fourth grader.
00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,175 He's got no job, no bicycle,
00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,594 and his only way out is to coach...
00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:59,263 - [ Needle scratches ] - ...a pee wee hockey team!
00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:03,267 And now he's about to find out that to coach,
00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,269 you've got to grow.
00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,438 [ Rock music playing ]
00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:12,276 Ow!
00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:17,323 Oh, boy.
00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,201 Uh, all right, guys. Over here. Come over here.
00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:23,746 Oh!
00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:27,291 We've got a lot of work to do and not much time to do it in.
00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,835 Who are you?
00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,754 My name is Stan, and I'm your new coach.
00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,215 We just need to kind of organize a little bit and practice our --
00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:37,092 Coach, I have to go potty.
00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:38,844 All right. Fine. Go ahead.
00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,430 By myself?
00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,057 Just hold it awhile, okay?
00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,559 What does passing mean?
00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,353 When you shoot the puck to another player.
00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:51,065 My mommy says I'm as big as the sky!
00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,359 Coach, Morgan spit on my foot!
00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:55,027 I did not!
00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,154 All right, all right! Shut up! We're going to practice.
00:03:57,279 --> 00:04:00,115 You two guys play defense, and you play goalie.
00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,701 I can't play goalie.
00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,702 Why not?
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,997 My doctor says I'm not supposed to.
00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:11,335 - You got asthma or something? - No. He has cancer.
00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:12,878 What?
00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,838 Nelson has leukemia.
00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:17,299 It's already spread to his bone marrow.
00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,386 I don't want to have cancer!
00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:23,138 [ Sobbing ]
00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,182 Uh, it's okay. Don't cry.
00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:27,643 But why me, Coach? Why?
00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:31,480 Coach, why do people get cancer?
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,399 Oh, Jesus. Can we just practice?
00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,568 Are we gonna get cancer if we play with Nelson, Coach?
00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:37,653 No!
00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,239 - [ Dramatic music plays ] - Well, well, well.
00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,658 If it isn't the Park County losers!
00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,994 [ Laughter ]
00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:47,329 Oh, no! Adams County!
00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,082 We just thought we'd check out the ice for the game tomorrow.
00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,334 Gavin Throttle, coach of the Adams County team.
00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,127 Hey.
00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:55,212 Look, why don't you just give up?
00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,255 You can't beat us.
00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,340 You really want to embarrass your players?
00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,968 Our coach isn't gonna let us lose!
00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,386 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,263 Fine. If that's the way you want it.
00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,931 See you tomorrow, Coach.
00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:06,890 Adams team!
00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,350 ALL: Right follow!
00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,106 Coach, please don't let us lose to Adams County.
00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:16,608 My daddy will beat me again.
00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,987 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:22,906 Jesus Christ.
00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:25,409 Stanley, where have you been? It's almost bedtime.
00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:29,121 Your mother's been worried sick, and I've been watching TV!
00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,122 I got a new job.
00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,750 I'm finally gonna be able to pay off all the money I owe.
00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,461 - Oh. Well, that's good. - What kind of job?
00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,629 I'm working with the pee wee hockey league.
00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:41,175 What? With the -- Whoa, whoa. Wait, Stan.
00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,385 You gave up playing hockey a long time ago.
00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,970 I'm not playing. I'm coaching.
00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:48,390 Have you forgotten what happened all those years ago?
00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,976 Or are you just trying to make up for it?
00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,561 What are you talking about?
00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,189 Your pee wee hockey game! The Pepsi Center?
00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:57,900 In between periods of the Colorado Avalanche?
00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,152 I remember going to Shakey's afterwards.
00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,279 Stan, you can't put your family through this again,
00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:03,697 whatever your reasons are.
00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,949 I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,202 [ Door closes ]
00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:09,661 What are we going to do, Sharon?
00:06:09,787 --> 00:06:11,372 - What? - Don't you get it?
00:06:11,497 --> 00:06:14,458 He's getting back into hockey to prove something to himself,
00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,586 so he can forget what happened in that pee wee skirmish.
00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,047 Maybe he doesn't remember. He was only 4.
00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,465 Oh, he remembers.
00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:25,302 I'm sure it eats at him every single day.
00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:29,348 [ Harp plays ]
00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,266 ANNOUNCER: And we're about out of time
00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:34,228 here in yet another scoreless pee wee hockey game.
00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:36,605 That's number 7, Stan Marsh,
00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,399 skating towards the goal, sort of.
00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,150 But he doesn't have the puck.
00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:42,820 Ow!
00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:43,987 [ Farts ]
00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,948 I crapped 'em!
00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,033 Mommy, I crapped 'em!
00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:52,162 ANNOUNCER: Oh, and it appears the goalie has pooped his pants.
00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,581 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:56,375 Oh, and look at this!
00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,253 Little Stan Marsh actually has a shot at the goal!
00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:00,754 [Audience gasps ]
00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:04,049 Stan, shoot it!
00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,592 ANNOUNCER: Time is running out!
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,428 Stan Marsh with a chance to win!
00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:09,430 You got it, Stan!
00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,432 Take the shot!
00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:13,684 Take the shot!
00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,694 [ Buzzer sounds ]
00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:26,655 No-o-o-o!
00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,908 Oh, that's the end of the game!
00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,286 How disappointing.
00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:33,620 [ Screams ]
00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,831 - [ Gasps ] - [ Screaming ]
00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,499 Randy, what's wrong?
00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,500 Oh!
00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:41,253 Oh. Oh, Sharon, it was horrible.
00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:44,256 It was like I was living it all over again.
00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,218 - [ Whistle blows ] - All right, guys.
00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,679 Tonight is our big game against Adams County.
00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,681 We still have all day to practice.
00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,349 MAN: Coach! Hey, Coach!
00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:56,393 Could we talk to you, please?
00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,731 We're the Browns, Nelson's parents.
00:08:00,856 --> 00:08:01,607 Oh.
00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,400 Our little Nelson, he's...
00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,736 taken a turn for the worse, I'm afraid.
00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:07,738 His cancer is...real bad.
00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:08,739 [ Sobbing ]
00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,532 Oh.
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,950 Yeah. Oh.
00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,535 Doctors say this could be it.
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,162 How am I supposed to do it, Coach?
00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,122 How do I look a 5-year-old child in the eye
00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,665 and tell him he's not gonna live?
00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,752 You tell me, Coach! You tell me how!
00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,003 Stop it, Jack!
00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,838 He doesn't mean to take it out on you, Coach.
00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,715 No, I don't mean to take it out on you, Coach.
00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,551 It's just...I don't know what to say to him, Coach.
00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,136 Neither of us do.
00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:35,224 What do you say to somebody who's dying, huh?
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,143 I don't know.
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,937 Will you talk to him, Coach?
00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,563 He looks up to you.
00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,149 No, I think you ought to.
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,151 No, I'm just his father.
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,778 But you're his coach!
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,696 You're like a father to him!
00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,115 Please, Coach. He's -- He's counting on you.
00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,243 Please, Coach. He's counting on you.
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,498 [ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,791 Oh, uh, hey, Nelson.
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,043 Oh. [ Coughs ]
00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,294 Hi, Coach.
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,338 Dude, I can come back later. Is this a bad time for you?
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:10,175 Yeah, it's a pretty bad time for me, Coach.
00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:13,470 I'm only 5 and I'm dying.
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,846 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:18,600 Coach, what's it like when you die?
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,644 Well, I'm not sure.
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,980 I would think that it's a lot like it was
00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:24,022 before you were born?
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:27,192 How come I have to die now?
00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,193 Ugh.
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,113 I mean, how come I don't get to grow up?
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:33,365 God damn it. Dude, I don't know.
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,741 I'm sorry.
00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,952 No, what I mean is nobody really knows, see?
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,078 But everyone does it.
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,621 It's not like everyone else gets to live
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,706 and only you have to die.
00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,374 Everyone's gonna die.
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:43,917 You feel better now?
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,711 I think so.
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,629 Okay. Great. I-I got to get to the stadium.
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,591 But, uh, hang in there, all right?
00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:51,925 Thanks, Coach.
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,305 Will you do me just one favor, Coach?
00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,684 The game tonight -- I'm gonna be watching, so...
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:04,980 could you... make it so I don't have cancer?
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,524 N -- Dude, I told you -- I can't do that.
00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:11,862 Well, then will you just... win for me?
00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,697 Okay.
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,536 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,956 Stan Marsh has always lived a carefree life.
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,292 But in the blink of an eye,
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:30,213 what seemed important before can all be put in perspective.
00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:34,426 Stan Marsh is... bummin' on cancer.
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,053 [ Music stops ]
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,474 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,310 ANNOUNCER: Welcome, parents, to this pee wee hockey match
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:47,147 between Park County and Adams County.
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,399 ALL: Win! Win! Win! Win!
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,360 Win! Win! Win! Win!
00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,612 Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,113 Coach, can I talk to you for a second?
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,990 Come to surrender, Coach?
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,285 Look, there's a kid on my team who's got cancer,
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,245 and he wants us to win this game really bad,
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,831 so could you just give us kind of a break?
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,209 Ha! I don't think so, Coach.
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,920 We're gonna beat you into the ground, cancer or no.
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,713 Win, win, win, win!
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,591 ALL: Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,593 All right, guys. Listen.
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:20,263 I saw Nelson in the hospital, and he asked me one thing.
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,517 He said he wanted us to win this game for him.
00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:28,814 So...if we lose, we're gonna kill Nelson?
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,692 Oh, Jesus! No!
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,568 I don't want to be a murderer!
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,363 Relax! If we lose, we're not gonna be murderers.
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,032 If we lose, are we gonna get cancer?
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,243 - Oh, no! - Oh, no!
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,121 I don't want cancer!
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,997 [ Buzzer sounds ]
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,749 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:51,211 [ Sticks clicking ]
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,090 They look pretty strong, Coach.
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,968 I think Nelson's gonna die for sure.
00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,346 [ Blur's "Song 2" plays ]
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,266 Good luck, Coach. You're gonna need it.
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,020 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,480 Yeah! Let's go, Adams!
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,858 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,070 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,990 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,368 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,120 ♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,830 - Let's go, Park! Come on! - ♪ All of the time ♪
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,417 ♪ But I'm never sure why I need you ♪
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,588 ♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,013 - ♪ I got my head checked ♪ - That's it, Brian! Kill him!
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,558 ♪ By a jumbo jet ♪
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,187 - ♪ It wasn't easy ♪ - Get near the puck!
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:54,149 ♪ But nothing is ♪
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,108 ♪ No ♪
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,693 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,737 ♪ When I feel heavy metal ♪
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,530 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,532 ♪ And I'm pins and I'm needles ♪
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,326 ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,495 ♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,581 ♪ All the time, but I'm never sure ♪
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,041 - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - [ Buzzer sounds ]
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,002 ANNOUNCER: And that's the end of the game.
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,171 The result is a tie.
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,132 A tie? Well, what does that mean?
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,383 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,136 Stan Marsh was supposed to win it all --
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,347 the big game, a dying boy's hope.
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,182 - Only problem is... - [ Needle scratches ]
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,476 - ...he tied! - [ Rock music plays ]
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,145 And now he's about to find out
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,524 that tying isn't the same as winning.
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,025 [ Music stops ]
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,403 So did we kill Nelson or not?
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,530 [ Monitor beeping ]
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,697 Hello?
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,282 Coach!
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,117 How are you feeling?
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,579 I feel pretty good, except for the cancer.
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,914 [ Coughing ]
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,751 Coach...does God hate me?
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,002 Oh, hello, Coach.
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,963 Hi, Doc. How is he doing?
00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:01,424 Well, he isn't worse, but he isn't getting better.
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,928 It's almost as if... his cancer were tied.
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,346 Oh, boy.
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,848 [ Coughs ]
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,809 Oh, my cancer hurts.
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,854 He seems to have put all his hope into you winning that game.
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,524 And with a tie, he's in a kind of...cancer limbo.
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,733 But what can I do?
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,986 Stan Marsh! Stan Marsh!
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:21,987 Great news!
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,197 Our hockey team has just been invited
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,157 to play against Denver County
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,493 during a Colorado Avalanche game!
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,621 Wow! At the Pepsi Center?
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,123 Look. He's coming around again.
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,084 That's our biggest game ever!
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,879 Do you think we can win, Coach?
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,423 Well, uh, I mean...
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,466 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,052 Imagine if there was one game,
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,930 one chance to make everything right.
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,933 Stan Marsh is being given that chance.
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:56,605 But to win, he's gonna have to pull out all the stops in...
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,733 "Stanley's Cup," rated R.
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,401 [ Music stops ]
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,445 [ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,488 Yeah. Yeah, we'll beat 'em.
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,200 All right! Maybe there <i>is</i> hope for me!
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,454 Just be aware of this, Coach.
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,414 If you lose the big game,
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,666 that little boy is gonna die faster
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,045 than Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingrays.
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:24,633 Coach, what the hell were you thinking?!
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,968 We can't beat Denver County!
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,345 Well, sure we can!
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,807 Last time we played Denver, they scored seven times.
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,102 Look, guys, I believe in you. Nelson believes in you.
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,520 Doesn't that count for anything?
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,190 No, 'cause they're gonna kill us!
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,566 They're not gonna kill us.
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:46,196 That's what Steve Irwin said about those stingrays.
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,283 Haven't you guys ever seen these movies?
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,743 We're just supposed to rally together,
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,745 believe in ourselves, and we win in the end.
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,748 No, in the movies, they always go out
00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,627 and find a kid who's really good to join the team.
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,295 Hey, that's right.
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,755 We need a ringer.
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,384 We need a Canadian.
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,603 Wow! He's good!
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,063 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,064 Stan, I told you.
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,691 My mom doesn't want Ike playing hockey.
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,817 She thinks it's dangerous.
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,193 It's just for one game.
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,611 He won't get hurt, I promise.
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,198 ALL: Yeah!
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,158 All right, but it's gonna take more than one good player
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,410 to beat the champions, Stan.
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,954 You'd better have a really good game plan.
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,548 Can you believe it, Stan?
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,966 The Pepsi Center.
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,844 You're going back to the place where it all happened.
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,556 The same place where you missed that shot all those years ago.
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,266 Dad, I'm working on my game plan right now.
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,393 You have to understand why I can't go.
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,271 I can't... sit there in that same crowd
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,107 and watch you destroy yourself again.
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,650 Oh, Stan.
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,488 Of all the places, why did it have to be the Pepsi Center?
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,116 All right. All right. I'll go.
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,452 No, no. I <i>want</i> to go.
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,953 I'm gonna be there for you,
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,456 and I'll be rooting louder than anybody,
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,375 saying, "That's my son!"
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:27,422 And just remember, Stan, win or lose...
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:32,719 Those are your two options -- win...or lose.
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,018 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,645 [ Indistinct shouting ]
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,398 Yeah! Get him! Get him!
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,737 ANNOUNCER: The shot is blocked! What a great save!
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,822 [ Buzzer sounds ]
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,657 And that's the end of the second period,
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,409 with the score tied, 2 all.
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,578 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,371 And now please put your hands together
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,290 for three minutes of exhibition play
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,168 from some of our state's finest pee wee hockey players.
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,713 All right, you guys. This is it. The moment is here.
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,381 We've been through a lot together,
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,300 and according to every movie ever made,
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,927 we're going to win this game.
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,136 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,056 Just don't forget, there's a little boy in the hospital
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,226 who's really counting on us, so let's not let him down.
00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,352 Are you with me?
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,394 - All right! - Yeah!
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,313 - Let's do it! - Let's win it for Nelson!
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,690 All right! Let's go win!
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,651 Sorry, boys. You aren't playing tonight.
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,152 - [ Down-tempo music plays ] - Huh?
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,071 The other pee wee hockey team didn't show up.
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,405 There's nobody for you to play.
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,824 Thanks for making the trip, though.
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,910 - We don't get to play? - We don't get to play?
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,537 So then we win?
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,705 No. Nobody wins.
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,998 Hey. Hey, you can't do this!
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,751 We -- We've been through all the stupid emotional crap!
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,379 Well, you've got nobody to play. There's nothing we can do.
00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,964 But it isn't supposed to end like this!
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,340 Hey, hold on a second.
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,801 If these kids have been through a lot of emotional changes,
00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511 - then they have to play. - Yeah.
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,304 Well, who are they gonna play?
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,764 They can take our place.
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,724 Yeah. Let 'em play the Red Wings.
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,768 - Play the Red Wings? - [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,771 Stan Marsh coaches a pee wee hockey team,
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,691 - but now they're going... - [ Needle scratches ]
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,402 - ...to play in the big leagues! - [ Rock music plays ]
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,155 They've got small bodies but big hearts.
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,116 Stan Marsh is... goin' professional!
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,117 [ Music stops ]
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,660 - All right! - Give 'em hell, boys!
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,494 Yeah! Yeah!
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,580 ANNOUNCER: It's a tie game here in Colorado
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,582 as we get set to start the final period.
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,041 Your attention, please.
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,918 For this third and final period,
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,628 the Detroit Red Wings will be playing
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,381 the Park County pee wee hockey team.
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,759 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,097 Oh!
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,724 Ow!
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,435 - Ow! - [Audience gasps ]
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,728 Jesus Christ!
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,272 [ Grunts ]
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,232 Stop! Stop this!
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,775 Let them play!
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,694 CROWD: Let them play!
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,362 Let them play!
00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,115 [ Crowd cheering ]
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,659 - [ Screams ] - [ Cheers and applause ]
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,288 - [ Grunts ] - Hey, can they do that?
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,081 Ow! No!
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,291 Oh!
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,419 Aah!
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,048 - [Audience groans ] - [ Grunts ]
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,635 Aah!
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,224 [ Buzzer sounds, audience cheers ]
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:27,560 - ♪ We are the champions ♪ - We did it! We did it!
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,604 ♪ My friends ♪
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,276 ♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,154 ♪ Till the end ♪
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:43,076 ♪ We are the champions ♪
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:46,996 ♪ We are the champions ♪
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,374 ♪ No time for losers ♪
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,541 No!
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,919 Not again! No!
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,880 ♪...the champions ♪
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:56,965 ♪ Of the world ♪
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,591 I hate you, Coach.
00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,801 I hate you.
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,679 ♪...my friends ♪
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,183 ♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,060 ♪ Till the end ♪
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,979 Thank you, Dad.
00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,607 - I'm proud of you, boy. - ♪ We are the champions ♪
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:18,569 ♪ We are the champions ♪
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:22,073 ♪ No time for losers ♪
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:27,161 ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,496 ♪ Of the world ♪
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,872 [ Crowd chanting "Red Wings" ]
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,083 [ Monitor beeping ]
00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,584 No hope.
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,837 No hope.
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,715 [ Flatline ]
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,883 CROWD: Red Wings! Red Wings!
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,927 Red Wings! Red Wings!
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,305 Yeah!

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