Кубок Стэнли

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Being a delivery boy

for the South Park Gazette

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is a noble privilege.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis.

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It's just that I have to get up

at 4 a.m. to deliver your paper,

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and then I go to school all day.

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Oh, wah, wah, wah.

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We've all got problems, pussy.

Get used to it.

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You aren't delivering

the papers on time!

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My bike had a busted pedal,

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but I got it fixed, so there

won't be a problem anymore.

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Is that your bike out there?

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Yeah. Why?

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'Cause it's being towed.

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What?!

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Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?

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- This your bike?

- Yes!

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It's on the impound list.

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You owe the county for tickets.

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No, dude!

I need my bike to do my job!

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Yeah. Well, my job

is to tow this bike.

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You want it back,

you talk to the county.

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No, no!

Do not tow my bike!

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Stop, asshole!

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Ugh!

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Yes. Come in.

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Hi.

My name is Stan Marsh.

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I was told to come down here

and try to --

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Yes.

Come in, Mr. Marsh.

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I've been told

all about your case.

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Impounded bicycle --

$83 owed to the county.

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Maybe you should get a job.

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I got a job, but without my bike

to do my paper route,

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I can't make the money, see?

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Stan Marsh is

a bright young man.

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He's got a great family,

a promising paper route.

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Only problem is...

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...his bike's been impounded!

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But now he's about to find out

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that getting his bike back

isn't so easy.

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Look.

I really need my bike.

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Well, I'm afraid

I can't give it to you

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because then you wouldn't learn

anything.

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What do I have to learn?

This isn't fair!

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Whoa, whoa.

Hold on.

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I've looked your case over,

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and I think maybe we can cut

a little deal here.

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According to

your background check,

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when you were in kindergarten,

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you played on the Park County

pee wee hockey team.

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Yeah?

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Well, it just so happens

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that the pee wee hockey team

this year needs a coach!

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Me?

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Stan Marsh is a washed-up

fourth grader.

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He's got no job, no bicycle,

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and his only way out

is to coach...

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...a pee wee hockey team!

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And now he's about to find out

that to coach,

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you've got to grow.

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Ow!

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Oh, boy.

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Uh, all right, guys.

Over here. Come over here.

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Oh!

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We've got a lot of work to do

and not much time to do it in.

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Who are you?

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My name is Stan,

and I'm your new coach.

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We just need to kind of organize

a little bit and practice our --

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Coach, I have to go potty.

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All right. Fine.

Go ahead.

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By myself?

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Just hold it awhile, okay?

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What does passing mean?

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When you shoot the puck

to another player.

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My mommy says

I'm as big as the sky!

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Coach, Morgan spit on my foot!

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I did not!

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All right, all right! Shut up!

We're going to practice.

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You two guys play defense,

and you play goalie.

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I can't play goalie.

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Why not?

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My doctor says

I'm not supposed to.

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- You got asthma or something?

- No. He has cancer.

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What?

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Nelson has leukemia.

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It's already spread

to his bone marrow.

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I don't want to have cancer!

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Uh, it's okay.

Don't cry.

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But why me, Coach?

Why?

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Coach, why do people get cancer?

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Oh, Jesus.

Can we just practice?

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Are we gonna get cancer

if we play with Nelson, Coach?

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No!

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't

the Park County losers!

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Oh, no!

Adams County!

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We just thought we'd check out

the ice for the game tomorrow.

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Gavin Throttle, coach

of the Adams County team.

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Hey.

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Look, why don't you

just give up?

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You can't beat us.

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You really want to embarrass

your players?

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Our coach

isn't gonna let us lose!

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- Yeah!

- Yeah!

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Fine.

If that's the way you want it.

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See you tomorrow, Coach.

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Adams team!

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Right follow!

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Coach, please don't let us lose

to Adams County.

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My daddy will beat me again.

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Jesus Christ.

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Stanley, where have you been?

It's almost bedtime.

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Your mother's been worried sick,

and I've been watching TV!

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I got a new job.

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I'm finally gonna be able

to pay off all the money I owe.

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- Oh. Well, that's good.

- What kind of job?

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I'm working with

the pee wee hockey league.

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What? With the --

Whoa, whoa. Wait, Stan.

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You gave up playing hockey

a long time ago.

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I'm not playing.

I'm coaching.

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Have you forgotten what happened

all those years ago?

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Or are you just trying to

make up for it?

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What are you talking about?

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Your pee wee hockey game!

The Pepsi Center?

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In between periods

of the Colorado Avalanche?

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I remember going to Shakey's

afterwards.

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Stan, you can't put your family

through this again,

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whatever your reasons are.

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I'm tired.

I'm going to bed.

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What are we going to do, Sharon?

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- What?

- Don't you get it?

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He's getting back into hockey

to prove something to himself,

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so he can forget what happened

in that pee wee skirmish.

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Maybe he doesn't remember.

He was only 4.

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Oh, he remembers.

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I'm sure it eats at him

every single day.

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And we're about out of time

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here in yet another scoreless

pee wee hockey game.

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That's number 7, Stan Marsh,

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skating towards the goal,

sort of.

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But he doesn't have the puck.

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Ow!

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I crapped 'em!

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Mommy, I crapped 'em!

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Oh, and it appears

the goalie has pooped his pants.

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Oh, and look at this!

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Little Stan Marsh actually has

a shot at the goal!

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Stan, shoot it!

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Time is running out!

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Stan Marsh with a chance to win!

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You got it, Stan!

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Take the shot!

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Take the shot!

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No-o-o-o!

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Oh, that's the end of the game!

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How disappointing.

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Randy, what's wrong?

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Oh!

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Oh.

Oh, Sharon, it was horrible.

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It was like I was living it

all over again.

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All right, guys.

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Tonight is our big game

against Adams County.

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We still have all day

to practice.

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Coach! Hey, Coach!

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Could we talk to you, please?

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We're the Browns,

Nelson's parents.

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Oh.

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Our little Nelson, he's...

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taken a turn for the worse,

I'm afraid.

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His cancer is...real bad.

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Oh.

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Yeah. Oh.

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Doctors say this could be it.

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How am I supposed to do it,

Coach?

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How do I look a 5-year-old

child in the eye

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and tell him

he's not gonna live?

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You tell me, Coach!

You tell me how!

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Stop it, Jack!

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He doesn't mean to take it out

on you, Coach.

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No, I don't mean

to take it out on you, Coach.

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It's just...I don't know

what to say to him, Coach.

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Neither of us do.

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What do you say to somebody

who's dying, huh?

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I don't know.

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Will you talk to him, Coach?

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He looks up to you.

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No, I think you ought to.

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No, I'm just his father.

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But you're his coach!

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You're like a father to him!

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Please, Coach.

He's -- He's counting on you.

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Please, Coach.

He's counting on you.

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Oh, uh, hey, Nelson.

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Oh.

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Hi, Coach.

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Dude, I can come back later.

Is this a bad time for you?

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Yeah, it's a pretty bad time

for me, Coach.

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I'm only 5 and I'm dying.

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Coach, what's it like

when you die?

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Well, I'm not sure.

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I would think

that it's a lot like it was

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before you were born?

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How come I have to die now?

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Ugh.

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I mean, how come

I don't get to grow up?

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God damn it.

Dude, I don't know.

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I'm sorry.

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No, what I mean is

nobody really knows, see?

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But everyone does it.

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It's not like everyone else

gets to live

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and only you have to die.

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Everyone's gonna die.

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You feel better now?

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I think so.

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Okay. Great.

I-I got to get to the stadium.

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But, uh, hang in there,

all right?

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Thanks, Coach.

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Will you do me just one favor,

Coach?

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The game tonight --

I'm gonna be watching, so...

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could you...

make it so I don't have cancer?

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N -- Dude, I told you --

I can't do that.

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Well, then will you just...

win for me?

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Okay.

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Stan Marsh has always lived

a carefree life.

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But in the blink of an eye,

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what seemed important before

can all be put in perspective.

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Stan Marsh is...

bummin' on cancer.

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Welcome, parents,

to this pee wee hockey match

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between Park County

and Adams County.

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Win! Win! Win! Win!

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Win! Win! Win! Win!

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Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...

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Coach, can I talk to you

for a second?

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Come to surrender, Coach?

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Look, there's a kid on my team

who's got cancer,

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and he wants us to win this game

really bad,

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so could you just give us

kind of a break?

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Ha! I don't think so, Coach.

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We're gonna beat you

into the ground, cancer or no.

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Win, win, win, win!

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Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...

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All right, guys. Listen.

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I saw Nelson in the hospital,

and he asked me one thing.

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He said he wanted us

to win this game for him.

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So...if we lose,

we're gonna kill Nelson?

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Oh, Jesus!

No!

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I don't want to be a murderer!

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Relax! If we lose,

we're not gonna be murderers.

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If we lose,

are we gonna get cancer?

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- Oh, no!

- Oh, no!

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I don't want cancer!

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They look pretty strong, Coach.

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I think Nelson's gonna die

for sure.

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Good luck, Coach.

You're gonna need it.

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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

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Yeah!

Let's go, Adams!

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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

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♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪

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- Let's go, Park! Come on!

- ♪ All of the time ♪

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♪ But I'm never sure

why I need you ♪

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♪ Pleased to meet you ♪

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- ♪ I got my head checked ♪

- That's it, Brian! Kill him!

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♪ By a jumbo jet ♪

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- ♪ It wasn't easy ♪

- Get near the puck!

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♪ But nothing is ♪

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♪ No ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

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♪ When I feel heavy metal ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

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♪ And I'm pins

and I'm needles ♪

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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,495

♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪

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♪ All the time,

but I'm never sure ♪

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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,002

And that's the end of the game.

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The result is a tie.

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A tie?

Well, what does that mean?

00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,136

Stan Marsh was supposed to

win it all --

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the big game,

a dying boy's hope.

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Only problem is...

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...he tied!

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And now he's about to find out

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that tying isn't the same

as winning.

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So did we kill Nelson or not?

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Hello?

00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,282

Coach!

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How are you feeling?

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I feel pretty good,

except for the cancer.

00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,751

Coach...does God hate me?

00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,002

Oh, hello, Coach.

00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,963

Hi, Doc.

How is he doing?

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Well, he isn't worse,

but he isn't getting better.

00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,928

It's almost as if...

his cancer were tied.

00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,346

Oh, boy.

00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,809

Oh, my cancer hurts.

00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,854

He seems to have put all his

hope into you winning that game.

00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,524

And with a tie, he's in

a kind of...cancer limbo.

00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,733

But what can I do?

00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,986

Stan Marsh!

Stan Marsh!

00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:21,987

Great news!

00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,197

Our hockey team

has just been invited

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to play against Denver County

00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,493

during a Colorado Avalanche

game!

00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,621

Wow!

At the Pepsi Center?

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Look.

He's coming around again.

00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,084

That's our biggest game ever!

00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,879

Do you think we can win, Coach?

00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,423

Well, uh, I mean...

00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,052

Imagine if there was one game,

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one chance

to make everything right.

00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,933

Stan Marsh is being given

that chance.

00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:56,605

But to win, he's gonna have

to pull out all the stops in...

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"Stanley's Cup," rated R.

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Yeah.

Yeah, we'll beat 'em.

00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,200

All right!

Maybe there is hope for me!

00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,454

Just be aware of this, Coach.

00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,414

If you lose the big game,

00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,666

that little boy

is gonna die faster

00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,045

than Steve Irwin in a tank

full of stingrays.

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Coach, what the hell

were you thinking?!

00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,968

We can't beat Denver County!

00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,345

Well, sure we can!

00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,807

Last time we played Denver,

they scored seven times.

00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,102

Look, guys, I believe in you.

Nelson believes in you.

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Doesn't that count for anything?

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No, 'cause they're

gonna kill us!

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They're not gonna kill us.

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That's what Steve Irwin said

about those stingrays.

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Haven't you guys ever seen

these movies?

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We're just supposed

to rally together,

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believe in ourselves,

and we win in the end.

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No, in the movies,

they always go out

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and find a kid who's really good

to join the team.

00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,295

Hey, that's right.

00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,755

We need a ringer.

00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,384

We need a Canadian.

00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,603

Wow!

He's good!

00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,063

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,064

Stan, I told you.

00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,691

My mom doesn't want

Ike playing hockey.

00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,817

She thinks it's dangerous.

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It's just for one game.

00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,611

He won't get hurt, I promise.

00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,198

Yeah!

00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,158

All right, but it's gonna take

more than one good player

00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,410

to beat the champions, Stan.

00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,954

You'd better have

a really good game plan.

00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,548

Can you believe it, Stan?

00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,966

The Pepsi Center.

00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,844

You're going back to the place

where it all happened.

00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,556

The same place where you missed

that shot all those years ago.

00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,266

Dad, I'm working on my game plan

right now.

00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,393

You have to understand

why I can't go.

00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,271

I can't...

sit there in that same crowd

00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,107

and watch you destroy yourself

again.

00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,650

Oh, Stan.

00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,488

Of all the places, why did it

have to be the Pepsi Center?

00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,116

All right. All right.

I'll go.

00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,452

No, no.

I want to go.

00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,953

I'm gonna be there for you,

00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,456

and I'll be rooting louder

than anybody,

00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,375

saying, "That's my son!"

00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:27,422

And just remember, Stan,

win or lose...

00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:32,719

Those are your two options --

win...or lose.

00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,398

Yeah! Get him!

Get him!

00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,737

The shot is blocked!

What a great save!

00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,657

And that's the end

of the second period,

00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,409

with the score tied, 2 all.

00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,371

And now please put

your hands together

00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,290

for three minutes

of exhibition play

00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,168

from some of our state's finest

pee wee hockey players.

00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,713

All right, you guys. This is it.

The moment is here.

00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,381

We've been through a lot

together,

00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,300

and according to every movie

ever made,

00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,927

we're going to win this game.

00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,056

Just don't forget, there's

a little boy in the hospital

00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,226

who's really counting on us,

so let's not let him down.

00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,352

Are you with me?

00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,394

- All right!

- Yeah!

00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,313

- Let's do it!

- Let's win it for Nelson!

00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,690

All right!

Let's go win!

00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,651

Sorry, boys.

You aren't playing tonight.

00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,152

Huh?

00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,071

The other pee wee hockey team

didn't show up.

00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,405

There's nobody for you to play.

00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,824

Thanks for making the trip,

though.

00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,910

- We don't get to play?

- We don't get to play?

00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,537

So then we win?

00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,705

No.

Nobody wins.

00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,998

Hey.

Hey, you can't do this!

00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,751

We -- We've been through all

the stupid emotional crap!

00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,379

Well, you've got nobody to play.

There's nothing we can do.

00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,964

But it isn't supposed to end

like this!

00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,340

Hey, hold on a second.

00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,801

If these kids have been through

a lot of emotional changes,

00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511

- then they have to play.

- Yeah.

00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,304

Well, who are they gonna play?

00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,764

They can take our place.

00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,724

Yeah.

Let 'em play the Red Wings.

00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,768

Play the Red Wings?

00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,771

Stan Marsh coaches

a pee wee hockey team,

00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,691

but now they're going...

00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,402

...to play in the big leagues!

00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,155

They've got small bodies

but big hearts.

00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,116

Stan Marsh is...

goin' professional!

00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,660

- All right!

- Give 'em hell, boys!

00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,494

Yeah! Yeah!

00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,580

It's a tie game here in Colorado

00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,582

as we get set to start

the final period.

00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,041

Your attention, please.

00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,918

For this third and final period,

00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,628

the Detroit Red Wings

will be playing

00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,381

the Park County

pee wee hockey team.

00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,097

Oh!

00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,724

Ow!

00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,435

Ow!

00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,728

Jesus Christ!

00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,232

Stop!

Stop this!

00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,775

Let them play!

00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,694

Let them play!

00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,362

Let them play!

00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,288

Hey, can they do that?

00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,081

Ow! No!

00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,291

Oh!

00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,419

Aah!

00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,635

Aah!

00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:27,560

- ♪ We are the champions ♪

- We did it! We did it!

00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,604

♪ My friends ♪

00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,276

♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪

00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,154

♪ Till the end ♪

00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:43,076

♪ We are the champions ♪

00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:46,996

♪ We are the champions ♪

00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,374

♪ No time for losers ♪

00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,541

No!

00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,919

Not again!

No!

00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,880

♪...the champions ♪

00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:56,965

♪ Of the world ♪

00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,591

I hate you, Coach.

00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,801

I hate you.

00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,679

♪...my friends ♪

00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,183

♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪

00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,060

♪ Till the end ♪

00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,979

Thank you, Dad.

00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,607

- I'm proud of you, boy.

- ♪ We are the champions ♪

00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:18,569

♪ We are the champions ♪

00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:22,073

♪ No time for losers ♪

00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:27,161

♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪

00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,496

♪ Of the world ♪

00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,584

No hope.

00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,837

No hope.

00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,883

Red Wings! Red Wings!

00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,927

Red Wings! Red Wings!

00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,305

Yeah!

00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:41,700

Быть разносчиком газеты South Park - почетная обязанность.

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Извините, мистер Джарвис, просто...

Быть разносчиком газеты South Park - почетная обязанность.

00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,600

Извините, мистер Джарвис, просто...

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Мне приходиться вставать в 4 утра чтобы разнести вашу газету, а потом я весь день учусь.

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Ну да да да! У всех есть проблемы, сынок! Привыкай к этому! Ты не успеваешь разносить газеты в срок!

00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,500

У моего велика сломалась педаль, но я её починил, так что эта проблема решена.

00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,600

Это твой велик стоит на улице?

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Да. А что?

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А то, что его увозят.

00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:02,200

Что??

00:01:04,419 --> 00:01:05,259

Эй эй! Ты что делаешь?!

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Это твой велик?

00:01:06,789 --> 00:01:06,959

Он подлежит конфискации, т.к. ты не заплатил штраф.

Это твой велик?

00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,859

Он подлежит конфискации, т.к. ты не заплатил штраф.

00:01:13,059 --> 00:01:14,619

нет, чувак, он мне нужен для работы!

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Да? Мое дело - забрать этот велик. Хочешь его вернуть? Иди и говори с судьей.

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Нет. НЕТ! Не забирай мой велик! Стой, козел! ААААААААА!

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Да? Входите.

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Привет, меня зовут Стэн Марш. Мне сказали прийти сюда и...

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Да! Начнем, м-р Марш. Мне все рассказали о вашем деле.

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Конфискованный велик, долг округу в 83$. Пора бы вам уже искать работу.

00:01:51,089 --> 00:01:54,889

У меня есть работа, но без моего велика я не могу ее выполнять. Понимаете?

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Стэн Марш - подающий надежды юноша. У него прекрасная семья, многообещающая работа;

00:02:04,189 --> 00:02:16,159

но есть один нюанс - его велик конфисковали! И сейчас он узнает, что вернуть свой велик не так-то просто.

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Послушайте, мне правда нужен мой велик.

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Боюсь, я не могу отдать его тебе потому, что ты так ничему и не научился..

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Чему я должен был учиться?! Это нечестно!

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Эй эй, погоди. Я еще разок глянул на твое дело и подумал, что мы можем кой о чем договориться. Согласно твоему личному делу, ты играл в детской хоккейной команде за округ, когда был в детском саду.

00:02:40,989 --> 00:02:41,789

...И?

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В общем так получилось, что в этом году детской команде нужен тренер.

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Я?

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Стэн Марш отвергнутый всеми четвероклассник. У него нет ни работы, ни велика.

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Его последняя надежда - тренировать... детскую хоккейную команду! Сейчас он узнает, что для тренировки ему надо подрасти.

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О боже. Так, парни, все сюда. Идите все сюда. У нас еще полно работы, а времени в обрез.

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А ты вообще кто?

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Меня зовут Стэн и я ваш новый тренер. Сейчас нам всем нужно собраться и немного потренироваться в...

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Тренер, мне нужно сделать пи-пи.

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Ладно, иди.

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...что, самому?

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Э.. Потерпи чуток, ладно?

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Что значит "пасовать"?

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Это когда ты передаешь шайбу другому игроку.

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Моя мама сказала, что я большой как небо!

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Тренер, Вуден мне на лоб плюнул!

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Не плевал я!

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Ладно, ладно, закнитесь! Нам надо тренироваться! Вы двое будете защитниками, а ты вратарем.

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Я не могу быть вратарем.

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Почему это?!

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Мне врач запретил!

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У тебя что, астма или что-то такое?

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Нет, у него рак.

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Что?

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У Нельсона лейкемия. Она поразила его костный мозг.

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Я не хочу болеть раком!

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Ладно, все нормально. Не плачь.

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Ну почему именно я, тренер? Почему?

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Тренер, а почему люди болеют раком?

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О господи, давайте уже тренироваться.

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Тренер, а мы заболеем раком, если будем играть с Нельсоном?

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НЕТ!

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Так так так! Да это же лузеры из округа South Park!

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О нет! Команда округа Adams!

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Мы просто решили проверить лед перед завтрашней игрой. Гейвин Тротл, тренер команды округа Adams.

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Эй.

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Почему бы вам просто не сдаться? Мы непобедимы. Ты правда хочешь понапрасну мучить своих игроков?

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С нашим новым тренером мы не проиграем!

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Да!!

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Ладно, не хотите - как хотите. Увидимся завтра, тренер! Команда Adams!

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Напра-во! Шагом марш!

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Тренер, пожалуйста не дайте нам проиграть им! Мой папа снова побьет меня.

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Господи иисусе.

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Стэнли, где ты был?! Тебе почти пора спать!

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Твоя мать страшно волновалась, а я смотрел телек!

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У меня новая работа. Наконец-то я смогу расплатиться со всеми долгами.

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Да, это здорово.

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А что за работа?

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Я работаю с детской хоккейной командой.

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...Что? С кем? Погоди, погоди, Стэн. Ты же давно бросил играть в хоккей.

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Я не играю, я тренирую.

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Разве ты забыл, что случилось давным-давно? Или ты просто пытаешься смириться с этим?

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Ты о чем говоришь вообще?

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О твоей игре в хоккей в детстве! В Центре Пепси! Между периодами в Colorado Avalanche!

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Я помню, что мне нужно потом зайти к Шейки.

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Стэн, ты не можешь заставить нас снова пройти через это! Этому нет оправдания!

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Я устал. Я иду спать.

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Что же нам делать, Шэрон??

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Разве ты не понял? Он вернулся в хоккей, чтобы доказать кое-то самому себе.

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Он мог забыть, что произошло в том детском соревновании.

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Может он не помнит. Ему было всего 4 года.

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О нет, он помнит. Я уверен, это пожирает его изнутри каждый божий день.

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И у нас почти закончилось время в очередной безрезультативной игре детской команды.

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А это #7, Стэн Марш, он и рад бы забить хоть 1 гол, да только шайбы у него нет.

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Я обосрался! Блин, я обосрался!

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Хм, похоже вратарь нагадил себе в штаны. Эй, смотрите! Малыш Стэн Марш готов ударить по воротам!

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Давай!

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Стэн!! Давай бей!

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Время уже на исходе. У Стэна Марша последний шанс на победу!

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У тебя получится, Стэн!

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Бей!! Бей!!

НЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕТ!!

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Даааа, вот и конец игры! Плохо, очень плохо.

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Рэнди, что случилось??

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АА! Аа... Шэрон, это было ужасно! Я как будто снова пережил это.

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Так, ребята. Вечером у нас важная игра с командой округа Adams. Нам надо весь день тренироваться.

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Тренер? Эй, тренер. Мы можем поговорить с вами?

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Мы Брауны. Родители Нельсона.

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о

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Наш малыш Нельсон... боюсь, его болезнь прогрессирует. Ему о-о-о-очень плохо.

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Вот блин.

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Да. Врачи говорят, что это конец. Что мне делать, тренер? Как я могу глядя в глаза 5-тилетнему ребенку сказать ему что он умрет?

Скажите мне, тренер! Скажите - как?!

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Успокойся, Джэк. Он не просит вас сделать это, тренер.

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Нет, я не прошу вас сделать это, тренер. Просто... Я не знаю, что сказать ему. Никто из нас не знает. Что бы вы сказали кому-то, кто умирает, а?

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...Я не знаю.

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ВЫ поговорите с ним, тренер? Он надеется вас увидеть.

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Нет, я думаю вы должны это сделать.

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Эх, я просто его отец. Но вы его тренер! Вы ему как отец!

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Пожалуйста, тренер, он... Он рассчитывает на вас.

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Пожалуйста, тренер, он рассчитывает на вас!

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Э, хм... привет Нельсон.

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О. Привет, тренер.

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Чувак, может мне попозже зайти? Тебе наверно плохо сейчас.

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Да куда уж хуже. Мне всего 5 и я умираю. Тренер, а на что похожа смерть?

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Ну, я не уверен. Наверное... думаю, что... это как будто тебя просто нет, как было до твоего рождения.

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Почему я должен умереть сейчас?

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Э...

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В смысле, почему я не могу вырасти?

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Черт возьми, чувак, я не знаю.

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Извини.

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Нет, я имею в виду, что никто не знает, понимаешь? В смысле, если ты думаешь, что все остальные будут жить и только ты один умерешь, то это не так. Все умирают. Тебе полегчало?

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Думаю, да.

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Ладно. Слушай, я... я должен идти на стадион, но... э... держись. Понял?

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Спасибо, тренер. Можете сделать кое-что для меня? Я насчет сегодняшней игры. Я буду смотреть ее, так что... может... вы сможете вылечить меня?

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Нет, чувак, я уже сказал, я здесь бессилен.

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ну тогда может, вы сможете... выйграть для меня?

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Ладно.

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Вся жизнь Стена Марша была беззаботной. Но в отблеске его глаз все было по-другому. Стэн Марш... борец с раком.

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Родители, добро пожаловать на детсадовский хоккейный матч между округами Park и Adams.

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Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай!

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Тренер, можно вас на секунду?

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Пришел чтобы сдаться, да?

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Слушай, в моей команде есть ребенок, больной раком, и он очень хочет, чтобы мы победили, так что, может вы... будете играть не в полную силу?

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Ха! Я так не думаю, тренер. Мы сравняем вас с землей и плевать нам на рак. Давай! Давай! Давай!

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Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай! Давай!

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Ладно, ребята, слушайте. Я навещал Нельсона в больнице и он попросил меня об одной вещи: он сказал, что хочет чтобы мы победили... ради него.

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Эээ, значит если мы проиграем, то убьем Нельсона?

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Господи, конечно нет!

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Я не хочу быть убийцей!

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Спокойно! Если мы проиграем, то не будем убийцами.

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Если мы проиграем, то заболеем раком?

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Да нет же!

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Вот блин...

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О нет.

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Я не хочу болеть раком.

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Тренер, они очень сильны. Думаю, Нельсон точно умрет.

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Удачи, тренер! Она вам понадобится! Да! Давайте Adams!

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Ну что ж, Park! Начали!

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Да, вот так, Брайан! Убей его!

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Катись к шайбе!

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Вот и конец игры! По очкам у команд ничья.

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Ничья Что это значит?

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Стэн Марш думал, что он выйграет. Очень важную игру. Надежду больного мальчика. Но одна проблема помешала этому - ничья! И сейчас он узнает, что ничья это не победа.

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Так мы убили Нельсона или нет?

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Алло?

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Тренер.

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Как ты себя чувствуешь?

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Да нормально, если не считать рак. Тренер, Бог ненавидит меня?

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О, привет тренер.

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Привет док. Ну как он?

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Ну, ему не стало хуже, но и лучше тоже не стало. Это как если бы... между ним и раком была ничья.

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О боже.

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Ой! Мне больно.

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Видимо, ваша победа это его единственная надежда. И в течении ничьи рак замер в ожидании.

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Но что я могу сделать?

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Стэн Марш! Стэн Марш! Отличные новости! Наша хоккейная команда только что была приглашена играть с командой Colorado Avalanche против округа Denver!

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Ух ты! В Центре Пепси?

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Смотрите! Он пришел в себя.

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Это наша самая важная игра. Тренер, как вы думаете, мы сможем победить?

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Ну, я думаю...

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Представьте. Осталась лишь одна игра, один шанс чтобы все уладить.

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Стэну Маршу дали этот шанс. Но он должен выложиться по полной чтобы победить и получить...

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"Кубок Стэнли"! Рекомендовано к просмотру подросткам.

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Да... да, мы сможем победить их.

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Ладно! Может быть для меня еще ЕСТЬ надежда.

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Будьте осторожны, тренер. Если вы проиграете Большую Игру,

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этот маленький мальчик умрет быстрее, чем Стив Ирвин в чане со скатами.

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Тренер! О чем вы только думали?

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Нам не победить округ Denver.

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Я думаю, мы сможем.

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В мою прошлую игру с ними, они забили 7 голов.

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Значит так, парни. Я верю в вас. Нельсон верит в вас. Разве это для вас ничего не значит?

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Нет, потому что они убьют нас.

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Они не убьют нас.

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То же самое Стив Ирвин говорил про скатов.

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Вы что, никогда не видели такие фильмы? Нам просто нужно держаться вместе,

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верить в себя и тогда победа будет нашей.

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Нет. В фильмах обязательно находится кто-то хорошо умеющий играть и он спасает всю команду.

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Эй, а он прав. Нам нужен подставной игрок.

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Нам нужен Канадец.

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Ух ты, а он хорош.

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Да!

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Стэн, я же говорил тебе. Моя мать не хочет, чтобы Айк играл. Она думает это опасно..

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Это же всего одна игра. С ним все будет ОК, я обещаю.

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Да!

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Ладно, но для такой игры одного хорошего игрока вам будет маловато, Стэн.

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Тебе нужен хороший план действий.

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Ты можешь поверить в это, Стэн? Центр Пепси. Это же то самое место, где все и случилось.

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То самое место, где давным-давно ты потерпел неудачу.

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Пап, я вообще-то над планом действий работаю.

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Ты должен понять, почему я не могу идти туда. Я не могу... Сидеть в такой же толпе и смотреть как ты снова проигрываешь.

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О, Стэн. Почему их всех мест они выбрали именно это? Ладно, ладно, я иду. Нет, нет, я ХОЧУ пойти.

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Я буду там ради тебя и... Я буду болеть за тебя громче всех, крича "Это мой сын!"

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И помни, Стэн: или победа, или проигрыш. Третьего не дано.

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Его удар заблокировали! Какая отличная защита! В конце второго периода счет все еще 2:2.

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А сейчас пожалуйста возьмите друг друга за руки на 3 минуты демострационной игры одного из лучших игроков штата.

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Ладно, ребята, вот оно. Настал решающий момент. Мы через многое прошли вместе и, как и во всех Голливудских фильмах, мы выйграем эту игру. Но не забывайте: один маленький мальчик в больнице сейчас очень на нас надеется. Давайте не подведем его. Вы со мной?! Отлично, идемте побеждать!

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Извините ребята, вы сегодня не играете.

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Другая детская хоккейная команда не пришла. Вам не с кем играть. Но все равно, спасибо что приехали.

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Мы приехали чтобы играть.

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З-значит мы победили?

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Нет. Никто не победил.

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Эй. Эй, вы можете так поступить. Мы... мы столько пережили за это время!

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Вам не с кем играть, так что мы ничего не можем сделать.

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Но это не может закончиться вот так!

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Эй, погодите секунду. Раз эти дети многое пережили из-за этого, тогда им нужно играть!

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Да.

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Ну и с кем они будут играть?

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Они могут занять наше место.

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Да. Пусть играют с Red Wings.

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С Red Wings?

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Стэн Марш тренировал детскую команду. Но сейчас они будут играть с большими парнями. У них маленькие тела, но сердца их очень большие. Стэн Марш... станет профессиональным тренером.

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Ладно, парни, задайте им жару!

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Да! Точно!

Ладно, парни, задайте им жару!

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Да! Точно!

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У нас ничья и мы приближаемся к последнему периоду. Внимание, пожалуйста: в третьем и последнем периоде Red Wings из Детройта будут играть... с детской командой округа Park.

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АААААААА!

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Господи иисусе! Остановите! Остановите их!

АААААААА!

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Господи иисусе! Остановите! Остановите их!

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Пускай играют!

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Пускай играют! Пускай играют!

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Ой-ей-ей!

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Эй, разве так можно делать??

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О, нет. Аа!

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АААА!!

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Да! У нас получилось! У нас получилось!

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НЕЕЕТ! НЕУЖЕЛИ ОПЯТЬ? НЕЕЕТ!

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Я не навижу тебя, тренер! Ненавижу!

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Спасибо, пап.

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Я горжусь тобой, парень.

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Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!

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Это безнадежно. Безнадежно.

Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!

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Это безнадежно. Безнадежно.

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Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Being a delivery boy

for the South Park Gazette

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is a noble privilege.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis.

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It's just that I have to get up

at 4 a.m. to deliver your paper,

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and then I go to school all day.

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Oh, wah, wah, wah.

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We've all got problems, pussy.

Get used to it.

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You aren't delivering

the papers on time!

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My bike had a busted pedal,

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but I got it fixed, so there

won't be a problem anymore.

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Is that your bike out there?

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Yeah. Why?

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'Cause it's being towed.

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What?!

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Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?

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- This your bike?

- Yes!

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It's on the impound list.

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You owe the county for tickets.

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[ Whirring, clicking ]

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No, dude!

I need my bike to do my job!

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Yeah. Well, my job

is to tow this bike.

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You want it back,

you talk to the county.

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No, no!

Do not tow my bike!

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Stop, asshole!

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Ugh!

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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- [ Knock on door ]

- Yes. Come in.

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Hi.

My name is Stan Marsh.

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I was told to come down here

and try to --

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Yes.

Come in, Mr. Marsh.

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I've been told

all about your case.

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Impounded bicycle --

$83 owed to the county.

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Maybe you should get a job.

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I got a job, but without my bike

to do my paper route,

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I can't make the money, see?

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

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Stan Marsh is

a bright young man.

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He's got a great family,

a promising paper route.

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- Only problem is...

- [ Needle scratches ]

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...his bike's been impounded!

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[ Rock music plays ]

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But now he's about to find out

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that getting his bike back

isn't so easy.

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[ Music stops ]

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Look.

I really need my bike.

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Well, I'm afraid

I can't give it to you

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because then you wouldn't learn

anything.

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What do I have to learn?

This isn't fair!

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Whoa, whoa.

Hold on.

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I've looked your case over,

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and I think maybe we can cut

a little deal here.

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According to

your background check,

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when you were in kindergarten,

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you played on the Park County

pee wee hockey team.

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Yeah?

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Well, it just so happens

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that the pee wee hockey team

this year needs a coach!

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- Me?

- [ Up-tempo music plays ]

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Stan Marsh is a washed-up

fourth grader.

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He's got no job, no bicycle,

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and his only way out

is to coach...

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- [ Needle scratches ]

- ...a pee wee hockey team!

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And now he's about to find out

that to coach,

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you've got to grow.

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[ Rock music playing ]

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Ow!

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Oh, boy.

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Uh, all right, guys.

Over here. Come over here.

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Oh!

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We've got a lot of work to do

and not much time to do it in.

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Who are you?

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My name is Stan,

and I'm your new coach.

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We just need to kind of organize

a little bit and practice our --

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Coach, I have to go potty.

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All right. Fine.

Go ahead.

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By myself?

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Just hold it awhile, okay?

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What does passing mean?

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When you shoot the puck

to another player.

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My mommy says

I'm as big as the sky!

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Coach, Morgan spit on my foot!

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I did not!

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All right, all right! Shut up!

We're going to practice.

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You two guys play defense,

and you play goalie.

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I can't play goalie.

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Why not?

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My doctor says

I'm not supposed to.

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- You got asthma or something?

- No. He has cancer.

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What?

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Nelson has leukemia.

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It's already spread

to his bone marrow.

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I don't want to have cancer!

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[ Sobbing ]

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Uh, it's okay.

Don't cry.

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But why me, Coach?

Why?

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Coach, why do people get cancer?

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Oh, Jesus.

Can we just practice?

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Are we gonna get cancer

if we play with Nelson, Coach?

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No!

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- [ Dramatic music plays ]

- Well, well, well.

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If it isn't

the Park County losers!

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[ Laughter ]

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Oh, no!

Adams County!

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We just thought we'd check out

the ice for the game tomorrow.

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Gavin Throttle, coach

of the Adams County team.

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Hey.

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Look, why don't you

just give up?

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You can't beat us.

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You really want to embarrass

your players?

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Our coach

isn't gonna let us lose!

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- Yeah!

- Yeah!

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Fine.

If that's the way you want it.

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See you tomorrow, Coach.

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Adams team!

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ALL:

Right follow!

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Coach, please don't let us lose

to Adams County.

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My daddy will beat me again.

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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Jesus Christ.

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Stanley, where have you been?

It's almost bedtime.

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Your mother's been worried sick,

and I've been watching TV!

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I got a new job.

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I'm finally gonna be able

to pay off all the money I owe.

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- Oh. Well, that's good.

- What kind of job?

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I'm working with

the pee wee hockey league.

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What? With the --

Whoa, whoa. Wait, Stan.

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You gave up playing hockey

a long time ago.

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I'm not playing.

I'm coaching.

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Have you forgotten what happened

all those years ago?

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Or are you just trying to

make up for it?

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What are you talking about?

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Your pee wee hockey game!

The Pepsi Center?

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In between periods

of the Colorado Avalanche?

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I remember going to Shakey's

afterwards.

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Stan, you can't put your family

through this again,

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whatever your reasons are.

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I'm tired.

I'm going to bed.

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[ Door closes ]

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What are we going to do, Sharon?

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- What?

- Don't you get it?

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He's getting back into hockey

to prove something to himself,

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so he can forget what happened

in that pee wee skirmish.

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Maybe he doesn't remember.

He was only 4.

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Oh, he remembers.

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I'm sure it eats at him

every single day.

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[ Harp plays ]

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ANNOUNCER:

And we're about out of time

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here in yet another scoreless

pee wee hockey game.

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That's number 7, Stan Marsh,

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skating towards the goal,

sort of.

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But he doesn't have the puck.

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Ow!

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[ Farts ]

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I crapped 'em!

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Mommy, I crapped 'em!

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ANNOUNCER: Oh, and it appears

the goalie has pooped his pants.

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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Oh, and look at this!

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Little Stan Marsh actually has

a shot at the goal!

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[Audience gasps ]

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Stan, shoot it!

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ANNOUNCER:

Time is running out!

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Stan Marsh with a chance to win!

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You got it, Stan!

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Take the shot!

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Take the shot!

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[ Buzzer sounds ]

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No-o-o-o!

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Oh, that's the end of the game!

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How disappointing.

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[ Screams ]

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- [ Gasps ]

- [ Screaming ]

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Randy, what's wrong?

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Oh!

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Oh.

Oh, Sharon, it was horrible.

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It was like I was living it

all over again.

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- [ Whistle blows ]

- All right, guys.

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Tonight is our big game

against Adams County.

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We still have all day

to practice.

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MAN:

Coach! Hey, Coach!

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Could we talk to you, please?

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We're the Browns,

Nelson's parents.

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Oh.

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Our little Nelson, he's...

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taken a turn for the worse,

I'm afraid.

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His cancer is...real bad.

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[ Sobbing ]

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Oh.

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Yeah. Oh.

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Doctors say this could be it.

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How am I supposed to do it,

Coach?

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How do I look a 5-year-old

child in the eye

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and tell him

he's not gonna live?

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You tell me, Coach!

You tell me how!

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Stop it, Jack!

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He doesn't mean to take it out

on you, Coach.

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No, I don't mean

to take it out on you, Coach.

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It's just...I don't know

what to say to him, Coach.

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Neither of us do.

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What do you say to somebody

who's dying, huh?

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I don't know.

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Will you talk to him, Coach?

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He looks up to you.

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No, I think you ought to.

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No, I'm just his father.

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But you're his coach!

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You're like a father to him!

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Please, Coach.

He's -- He's counting on you.

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Please, Coach.

He's counting on you.

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[ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]

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Oh, uh, hey, Nelson.

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Oh. [ Coughs ]

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Hi, Coach.

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Dude, I can come back later.

Is this a bad time for you?

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Yeah, it's a pretty bad time

for me, Coach.

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I'm only 5 and I'm dying.

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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Coach, what's it like

when you die?

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Well, I'm not sure.

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I would think

that it's a lot like it was

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before you were born?

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How come I have to die now?

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Ugh.

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I mean, how come

I don't get to grow up?

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God damn it.

Dude, I don't know.

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I'm sorry.

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No, what I mean is

nobody really knows, see?

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But everyone does it.

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It's not like everyone else

gets to live

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and only you have to die.

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Everyone's gonna die.

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You feel better now?

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I think so.

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Okay. Great.

I-I got to get to the stadium.

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But, uh, hang in there,

all right?

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Thanks, Coach.

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Will you do me just one favor,

Coach?

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The game tonight --

I'm gonna be watching, so...

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could you...

make it so I don't have cancer?

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N -- Dude, I told you --

I can't do that.

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Well, then will you just...

win for me?

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Okay.

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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Stan Marsh has always lived

a carefree life.

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But in the blink of an eye,

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what seemed important before

can all be put in perspective.

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Stan Marsh is...

bummin' on cancer.

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[ Music stops ]

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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ANNOUNCER: Welcome, parents,

to this pee wee hockey match

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between Park County

and Adams County.

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ALL:

Win! Win! Win! Win!

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Win! Win! Win! Win!

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Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...

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Coach, can I talk to you

for a second?

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Come to surrender, Coach?

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Look, there's a kid on my team

who's got cancer,

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and he wants us to win this game

really bad,

00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,831

so could you just give us

kind of a break?

00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,209

Ha! I don't think so, Coach.

00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,920

We're gonna beat you

into the ground, cancer or no.

00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,713

Win, win, win, win!

00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,591

ALL:

Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...

00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,593

All right, guys. Listen.

00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:20,263

I saw Nelson in the hospital,

and he asked me one thing.

00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:23,517

He said he wanted us

to win this game for him.

00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:28,814

So...if we lose,

we're gonna kill Nelson?

00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,692

Oh, Jesus!

No!

00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,568

I don't want to be a murderer!

00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,363

Relax! If we lose,

we're not gonna be murderers.

00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,032

If we lose,

are we gonna get cancer?

00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,243

- Oh, no!

- Oh, no!

00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,121

I don't want cancer!

00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,997

[ Buzzer sounds ]

00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:47,749

[ Up-tempo music plays ]

00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:51,211

[ Sticks clicking ]

00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,090

They look pretty strong, Coach.

00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,968

I think Nelson's gonna die

for sure.

00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,346

[ Blur's "Song 2" plays ]

00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,266

Good luck, Coach.

You're gonna need it.

00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,020

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,480

Yeah!

Let's go, Adams!

00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,858

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,070

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,990

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,368

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,120

♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪

00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,830

- Let's go, Park! Come on!

- ♪ All of the time ♪

00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:30,417

♪ But I'm never sure

why I need you ♪

00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,588

♪ Pleased to meet you ♪

00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:43,013

- ♪ I got my head checked ♪

- That's it, Brian! Kill him!

00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,558

♪ By a jumbo jet ♪

00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,187

- ♪ It wasn't easy ♪

- Get near the puck!

00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:54,149

♪ But nothing is ♪

00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,108

♪ No ♪

00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,693

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,737

♪ When I feel heavy metal ♪

00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,530

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:02,532

♪ And I'm pins

and I'm needles ♪

00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,326

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,495

♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪

00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,581

♪ All the time,

but I'm never sure ♪

00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,041

- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

- [ Buzzer sounds ]

00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,002

ANNOUNCER:

And that's the end of the game.

00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,171

The result is a tie.

00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,132

A tie?

Well, what does that mean?

00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,383

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,136

Stan Marsh was supposed to

win it all --

00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,347

the big game,

a dying boy's hope.

00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,182

- Only problem is...

- [ Needle scratches ]

00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,476

- ...he tied!

- [ Rock music plays ]

00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,145

And now he's about to find out

00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,524

that tying isn't the same

as winning.

00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,025

[ Music stops ]

00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,403

So did we kill Nelson or not?

00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,530

[ Monitor beeping ]

00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,697

Hello?

00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,282

Coach!

00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,117

How are you feeling?

00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,579

I feel pretty good,

except for the cancer.

00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:50,914

[ Coughing ]

00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,751

Coach...does God hate me?

00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,002

Oh, hello, Coach.

00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,963

Hi, Doc.

How is he doing?

00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:01,424

Well, he isn't worse,

but he isn't getting better.

00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,928

It's almost as if...

his cancer were tied.

00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,346

Oh, boy.

00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,848

[ Coughs ]

00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:10,809

Oh, my cancer hurts.

00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,854

He seems to have put all his

hope into you winning that game.

00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:17,524

And with a tie, he's in

a kind of...cancer limbo.

00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,733

But what can I do?

00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,986

Stan Marsh!

Stan Marsh!

00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:21,987

Great news!

00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:24,197

Our hockey team

has just been invited

00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,157

to play against Denver County

00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,493

during a Colorado Avalanche

game!

00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,621

Wow!

At the Pepsi Center?

00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,123

Look.

He's coming around again.

00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,084

That's our biggest game ever!

00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,879

Do you think we can win, Coach?

00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:41,423

Well, uh, I mean...

00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,466

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,052

Imagine if there was one game,

00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,930

one chance

to make everything right.

00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,933

Stan Marsh is being given

that chance.

00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:56,605

But to win, he's gonna have

to pull out all the stops in...

00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,733

"Stanley's Cup," rated R.

00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,401

[ Music stops ]

00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,445

[ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]

00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,488

Yeah.

Yeah, we'll beat 'em.

00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,200

All right!

Maybe there is hope for me!

00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,454

Just be aware of this, Coach.

00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,414

If you lose the big game,

00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,666

that little boy

is gonna die faster

00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:20,045

than Steve Irwin in a tank

full of stingrays.

00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:24,633

Coach, what the hell

were you thinking?!

00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,968

We can't beat Denver County!

00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,345

Well, sure we can!

00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,807

Last time we played Denver,

they scored seven times.

00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,102

Look, guys, I believe in you.

Nelson believes in you.

00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,520

Doesn't that count for anything?

00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,190

No, 'cause they're

gonna kill us!

00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,566

They're not gonna kill us.

00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:46,196

That's what Steve Irwin said

about those stingrays.

00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,283

Haven't you guys ever seen

these movies?

00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,743

We're just supposed

to rally together,

00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,745

believe in ourselves,

and we win in the end.

00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,748

No, in the movies,

they always go out

00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,627

and find a kid who's really good

to join the team.

00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,295

Hey, that's right.

00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,755

We need a ringer.

00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,384

We need a Canadian.

00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,603

Wow!

He's good!

00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,063

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,064

Stan, I told you.

00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,691

My mom doesn't want

Ike playing hockey.

00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,817

She thinks it's dangerous.

00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,193

It's just for one game.

00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,611

He won't get hurt, I promise.

00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,198

ALL:

Yeah!

00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,158

All right, but it's gonna take

more than one good player

00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,410

to beat the champions, Stan.

00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,954

You'd better have

a really good game plan.

00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,548

Can you believe it, Stan?

00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,966

The Pepsi Center.

00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,844

You're going back to the place

where it all happened.

00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,556

The same place where you missed

that shot all those years ago.

00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,266

Dad, I'm working on my game plan

right now.

00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,393

You have to understand

why I can't go.

00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,271

I can't...

sit there in that same crowd

00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,107

and watch you destroy yourself

again.

00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,650

Oh, Stan.

00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,488

Of all the places, why did it

have to be the Pepsi Center?

00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,116

All right. All right.

I'll go.

00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,452

No, no.

I want to go.

00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:16,953

I'm gonna be there for you,

00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,456

and I'll be rooting louder

than anybody,

00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,375

saying, "That's my son!"

00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:27,422

And just remember, Stan,

win or lose...

00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:32,719

Those are your two options --

win...or lose.

00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,018

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,645

[ Indistinct shouting ]

00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,398

Yeah! Get him!

Get him!

00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,737

ANNOUNCER: The shot is blocked!

What a great save!

00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,822

[ Buzzer sounds ]

00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,657

And that's the end

of the second period,

00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,409

with the score tied, 2 all.

00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,578

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,371

And now please put

your hands together

00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,290

for three minutes

of exhibition play

00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,168

from some of our state's finest

pee wee hockey players.

00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:08,713

All right, you guys. This is it.

The moment is here.

00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,381

We've been through a lot

together,

00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,300

and according to every movie

ever made,

00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,927

we're going to win this game.

00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,136

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,056

Just don't forget, there's

a little boy in the hospital

00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,226

who's really counting on us,

so let's not let him down.

00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:22,352

Are you with me?

00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,394

- All right!

- Yeah!

00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,313

- Let's do it!

- Let's win it for Nelson!

00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,690

All right!

Let's go win!

00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,651

Sorry, boys.

You aren't playing tonight.

00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,152

- [ Down-tempo music plays ]

- Huh?

00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,071

The other pee wee hockey team

didn't show up.

00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,405

There's nobody for you to play.

00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,824

Thanks for making the trip,

though.

00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,910

- We don't get to play?

- We don't get to play?

00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,537

So then we win?

00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:42,705

No.

Nobody wins.

00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,998

Hey.

Hey, you can't do this!

00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,751

We -- We've been through all

the stupid emotional crap!

00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,379

Well, you've got nobody to play.

There's nothing we can do.

00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:50,964

But it isn't supposed to end

like this!

00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,340

Hey, hold on a second.

00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,801

If these kids have been through

a lot of emotional changes,

00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511

- then they have to play.

- Yeah.

00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,304

Well, who are they gonna play?

00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,764

They can take our place.

00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:01,724

Yeah.

Let 'em play the Red Wings.

00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,768

- Play the Red Wings?

- [ Up-tempo music plays ]

00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,771

Stan Marsh coaches

a pee wee hockey team,

00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,691

- but now they're going...

- [ Needle scratches ]

00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,402

- ...to play in the big leagues!

- [ Rock music plays ]

00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,155

They've got small bodies

but big hearts.

00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,116

Stan Marsh is...

goin' professional!

00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,117

[ Music stops ]

00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,660

- All right!

- Give 'em hell, boys!

00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,494

Yeah! Yeah!

00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,580

ANNOUNCER:

It's a tie game here in Colorado

00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,582

as we get set to start

the final period.

00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,041

Your attention, please.

00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,918

For this third and final period,

00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,628

the Detroit Red Wings

will be playing

00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,381

the Park County

pee wee hockey team.

00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,759

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,097

Oh!

00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,724

Ow!

00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,435

- Ow!

- [Audience gasps ]

00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,728

Jesus Christ!

00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,272

[ Grunts ]

00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,232

Stop!

Stop this!

00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,775

Let them play!

00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,694

CROWD:

Let them play!

00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,362

Let them play!

00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,115

[ Crowd cheering ]

00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,659

- [ Screams ]

- [ Cheers and applause ]

00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,288

- [ Grunts ]

- Hey, can they do that?

00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,081

Ow! No!

00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,291

Oh!

00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,419

Aah!

00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,048

- [Audience groans ]

- [ Grunts ]

00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,635

Aah!

00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,224

[ Buzzer sounds,

audience cheers ]

00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:27,560

- ♪ We are the champions ♪

- We did it! We did it!

00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,604

♪ My friends ♪

00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:35,276

♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪

00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,154

♪ Till the end ♪

00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:43,076

♪ We are the champions ♪

00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:46,996

♪ We are the champions ♪

00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,374

♪ No time for losers ♪

00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,541

No!

00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,919

Not again!

No!

00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,880

♪...the champions ♪

00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:56,965

♪ Of the world ♪

00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,591

I hate you, Coach.

00:20:58,716 --> 00:20:59,801

I hate you.

00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,679

♪...my friends ♪

00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:07,183

♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪

00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,060

♪ Till the end ♪

00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,979

Thank you, Dad.

00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,607

- I'm proud of you, boy.

- ♪ We are the champions ♪

00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:18,569

♪ We are the champions ♪

00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:22,073

♪ No time for losers ♪

00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:27,161

♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪

00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,496

♪ Of the world ♪

00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,872

[ Crowd chanting "Red Wings" ]

00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,083

[ Monitor beeping ]

00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,584

No hope.

00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,837

No hope.

00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,715

[ Flatline ]

00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,883

CROWD:

Red Wings! Red Wings!

00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,927

Red Wings! Red Wings!

00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,305

Yeah!