Ад на земле 2006 — Сатана устраивает вечеринку на земле по поводу Хэллоуина. Мальчики проверяют, можно ли вызвать с помощью зеркала мёртвого рэпера.

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Ад на земле 2006

Hell on Earth 2006

Сезон: 10Серия: 11

Описание

Сатана устраивает вечеринку на земле по поводу Хэллоуина. Мальчики проверяют, можно ли вызвать с помощью зеркала мёртвого рэпера.

Субтитры

00:00:04,822 --> 00:00:16,897 South Park, 1011 - Hell On The Earth 2006 (25.10.06) (Ад на земле).
00:00:16,997 --> 00:00:24,900 перевод: shoke (shoke@sibmail.com) тайминг: shoke southpark.org.ru
00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:25,008 специально для http://uzhe.vtomske.ru и http://sp.fanclub.cc перевод: shoke (shoke@sibmail.com) тайминг: shoke southpark.org.ru
00:00:25,008 --> 00:00:27,600 специально для http://uzhe.vtomske.ru и http://sp.fanclub.cc
00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:43,210 -Хеллуин, это праздник зла.
00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:46,440 -Пришло время взять то, что принадлежало мне.
00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,420 -Каков ваш план повелитель.
00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:52,880 -На время Хеллуина мы должны открыть врата ада.
00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:54,950 -Мы должны восстать на земле!
00:00:55,450 --> 00:00:58,930 -И мы должны арендовать отель Entire W...
00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,770 -Для ахуенной вечеринки, и мы должны пригласить кучу знаменитостей!
00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,350 -О насколько большой вечеринке мы говорим?
00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:11,410 -Вы когда-нибудь видели вечеринки испорченных богатеньких малолеток по MTV?
00:01:11,850 --> 00:01:13,080 -Настолько большой...
00:01:14,045 --> 00:01:15,885 -Хеллуин это праздник в честь меня!
00:01:16,265 --> 00:01:18,105 -И я заслужил вечеринку.
00:01:18,515 --> 00:01:23,505 -Это...будет моей супер клёвой вечеринкой 16летней испорченной дуры.
00:01:31,479 --> 00:01:32,919 -Слуги АДА!
00:01:33,079 --> 00:01:36,069 -Пришло время, нам восстать на земле!
00:01:36,249 --> 00:01:40,189 -Для моей супер клевой вечеринки 16летней испорченной дуры в честь Хеллуина!
00:01:41,072 --> 00:01:45,202 -Я пригласил Макартни. Нашел спонсора для алкогольных напитков.
00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:46,732 -И я назвал это...
00:01:47,362 --> 00:01:50,042 <u>АД НА ЗЕМЛЕ 2006</u>
00:01:51,499 --> 00:01:53,909 -А теперь, слушайте внимательно.
00:01:54,259 --> 00:01:59,849 -Что бы попасть на вечеринку, у вас должен быть голубой браслет...
00:02:00,299 --> 00:02:02,619 -Многие захотят попасть на эту вечеринку
00:02:02,679 --> 00:02:07,129 -Так что если у вас не будет голубого браслета...
00:02:07,199 --> 00:02:09,299 -ВЫ НЕ ВОЙДЕТЕ!
00:02:11,229 --> 00:02:12,849 -И учтите!
00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:14,859 -Это вечеринка-маскарад.
00:02:15,139 --> 00:02:16,659 -Так что все должны быть в костюмах.
00:02:16,889 --> 00:02:17,539 -НО!
00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:20,719 -Что бы я никого не видел в костюме вороны!
00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:22,779 -Я серьезно.
00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:28,789 -Каждый хеллуин, приходят 14 человек в костюме вороны, потому что они думают что это супермегакруто...
00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,009 -Это по гейски!
00:02:30,339 --> 00:02:32,089 -Если вы придете в костюме вороны...
00:02:32,439 --> 00:02:35,239 -ВАС НЕ ПУСТЯТ НА ВЕЧЕРИНКУ!!!
00:02:37,629 --> 00:02:39,479 -Теперь идите и готовьтесь!
00:02:39,629 --> 00:02:43,619 -Если вы пропустите мою вечеринку. Вы неудачниииикииии!
00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,429 <i>Франклин Рузвельт: -Ухты круто, вечеринка в честь Хеллуина на земле!..</i>
00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:54,329 <i>Махатма Ганди: -Не могу поверить, что они арендовали Entire W Hotel.</i>
00:02:54,579 --> 00:02:57,269 <i>Принцесса Диана: -Это будет самый лучший Хеллуин на свете!</i>
00:03:04,848 --> 00:03:05,928 -Давай Кайл, говори...
00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,038 -Сейчас скажу...
00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,348 -Нет Кайл, не делай этого!
00:03:08,358 --> 00:03:09,478 -Это не сложно Кайл.
00:03:09,598 --> 00:03:10,708 -Просто смотришь в зеркало...
00:03:10,868 --> 00:03:12,288 -И говоришь имя 3 раза...
00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:15,818 -Biggy Smalls
00:03:17,128 --> 00:03:18,028 -Biggy Smalls
00:03:19,678 --> 00:03:20,918 -Видишь, ты испугался Кайл...
00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:23,268 -Потому, что если ты 3ий раз скажешь, он появится и выстрелит тебе в лицо.
00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,828 -Отлично, тогда сам попробуй смельчак.
00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:28,078 -Я делал это сотни раз.
00:03:28,238 --> 00:03:28,968 -Докажи!
00:03:33,508 --> 00:03:34,348 -Biggy Smalls
00:03:36,498 --> 00:03:37,418 -Biggy Smalls
00:03:40,158 --> 00:03:41,758 -Это тупо пацаны, давайте займемся чем-нибудь другим?...
00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:42,988 -Ты тоже испугался сказать!
00:03:43,078 --> 00:03:43,698 -Нет.
00:03:43,888 --> 00:03:45,478 -Ну так сделай это, если ты не желторотик.
00:03:49,058 --> 00:03:49,958 -Biggy Smalls
00:03:51,778 --> 00:03:52,848 -Biggy Smalls
00:03:54,398 --> 00:03:56,508 -Bigg....Привет пацаны!
00:03:58,008 --> 00:03:59,198 -Пацаны пошли вниз.
00:03:59,568 --> 00:04:01,388 -Мама Стэна заказала пиццу.
00:04:04,238 --> 00:04:05,048 -О, Боже мой...
00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:06,338 -Я насрал в штаны...
00:04:07,588 --> 00:04:09,078 -Пацаны!!! Я насрал в штаны!!!
00:04:09,578 --> 00:04:11,418 -Пацаны, пацаны, приколись...
00:04:15,968 --> 00:04:18,478 -Сатана, мне нужно поговорить с тобой.
00:04:19,558 --> 00:04:20,528 -В чем дело?
00:04:20,788 --> 00:04:26,858 -Ты пригласил слишком много знаменитостей с земли, не все в аду смогут получить пригласительные.
00:04:27,728 --> 00:04:31,138 -Без знаменитостей моя вечеринка не будет клёвой! :(
00:04:31,248 --> 00:04:33,288 -Сатана, я предупреждаю тебя...
00:04:33,468 --> 00:04:38,018 -Эта вечеринка может стоить тебе дружбы многих твоих подданных.
00:04:38,858 --> 00:04:40,748 -Я не собираюсь сторониться своих друзей.
00:04:40,788 --> 00:04:42,168 -Я знаю, они поймут.
00:04:42,288 --> 00:04:44,428 -Надеюсь, что будет так.
00:04:44,728 --> 00:04:47,768 -Ты никогда еще не устраивал вечеринке подобного рода...
00:04:48,678 --> 00:04:49,958 -Будь на стороже.
00:04:56,148 --> 00:04:59,388 -Хеллуин всегда был праздником зла и тьмы.
00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:03,338 -И как нам стало известно, Сатана будет очень близко, как никогда прежде.
00:05:03,608 --> 00:05:07,038 -Он собирается принести ад, сюда, в Лос-Анджелес. И на сколько мы понимаем...
00:05:07,868 --> 00:05:09,888 -Вечеринка будет
00:05:10,128 --> 00:05:11,868 -просто колоссальных размеров...
00:05:14,838 --> 00:05:15,798 -И вот еще что...
00:05:16,828 --> 00:05:19,978 -Никого из нас, не пригласили...
00:05:21,918 --> 00:05:22,788 -Совсем никого?..
00:05:22,878 --> 00:05:24,148 -Сатана избегает нас.
00:05:24,428 --> 00:05:26,138 -Мы должны помешать этой вечеринке.
00:05:26,378 --> 00:05:29,878 -Ага, мы не можем допустить, что бы зло захватило город, даже на одну ночь.
00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,538 -Что мы можем сделать?
00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:33,498 -Завтра ночью.
00:05:33,908 --> 00:05:36,148 -Когда все гости Сатаны будут на месте
00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,638 -Мы пожалуемся о нарушении техники безопасности...
00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:43,258 -Посмотрим, сколько продлится вечеринка Сатаны, когда...
00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:45,868 -Когда появится пожарная охрана...
00:05:49,878 --> 00:05:58,128 <i>Как я люблю чистить зубы. О как я люблю их чистить каждый день. </i>
00:06:04,158 --> 00:06:05,178 -Biggy Smalls
00:06:07,088 --> 00:06:07,958 -Biggy Smalls
00:06:10,558 --> 00:06:11,588 -Biggy Smalls
00:06:13,478 --> 00:06:15,678 -ЭТО ЧТО ЗА ЁБ ТВОЮ МАТЬ?!
00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:26,518 -Баттерс ты должен быть в постели? Что ты делаешь?
00:06:26,728 --> 00:06:28,918 -Я вызвал Biggy Smalls Hip-Hop raper!!!
00:06:29,938 --> 00:06:33,208 -У тебя был кошмар, быстро развернулся и марш в постель!
00:06:33,358 --> 00:06:35,728 -Но отец, он продырявит мне жопу!
00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:38,328 -Ты хочешь быть застрелен или похоронен?!
00:06:41,018 --> 00:06:44,528 -Только честно, зачем ты позволяешь ему смотреть этот чертов развлекательный канал для чернокожих?
00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:46,718 Entire W Hotel
00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:53,308 -И так, я хочу, что бы ди-джей находился там, а главная танцплощадка здесь.
00:06:53,418 --> 00:06:56,548 -А что насчет интенсивности? Как люди будут прибывать из ада?
00:06:56,678 --> 00:07:00,258 -Это будет пространственная воронка пряма в ад, никаких автомобилей.
00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:03,608 -Мы можем поставить охрану к вратам воронки.
00:07:03,688 --> 00:07:07,508 -И я хочу что бы был фей-с контроль, отсеивали всех кто неподходяще одет.
00:07:07,548 --> 00:07:09,618 -Это становится слишком дорогим.
00:07:09,828 --> 00:07:11,468 -Заткнись, это Хеллуин!
00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:12,848 -Это моя ночь!
00:07:13,338 --> 00:07:14,978 -А после полуночи, на десерт...
00:07:15,278 --> 00:07:19,458 -Вот здесь, мы поставим огромный фонтан из Фонду.
00:07:19,548 --> 00:07:23,478 -О, точно, на Пафф Дедин день рожденья, два года назад, он сделал такой!
00:07:23,678 --> 00:07:27,038 -Нахер этот фонтан, раз у за Пафф Деди был такой...
00:07:27,338 --> 00:07:28,148 -Какая разница?
00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,078 -Есть разница! Я не хочу повторять за Пафф Деди.
00:07:31,228 --> 00:07:32,558 -Как насчет машины для пончиков?
00:07:32,768 --> 00:07:33,578 -Деди делал это?
00:07:33,698 --> 00:07:34,538 -Да делал.
00:07:34,668 --> 00:07:35,908 -Заказать бар-мороженое?
00:07:36,048 --> 00:07:36,728 -Деди делал это.
00:07:36,818 --> 00:07:38,378 -Черт побери, чего Деди не делал?!
00:07:39,658 --> 00:07:40,128 -подождите...
00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:41,618 -я знаю...
00:07:42,548 --> 00:07:44,798 -Да, это будет идеальным...
00:07:44,938 --> 00:07:47,658 -В полночь, свет погаснет.
00:07:47,938 --> 00:07:49,388 -Музыка смолкнет.
00:07:50,158 --> 00:07:51,958 -И появится...
00:07:52,328 --> 00:07:53,808 -Феррари.
00:07:54,268 --> 00:07:56,038 -Только это будет не настоящая Феррари.
00:07:56,918 --> 00:07:58,338 -Это будет торт...
00:07:58,968 --> 00:08:01,068 -И каждый получит свой кусок...
00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:03,468 -Торт в виде Феррари?
00:08:03,598 --> 00:08:04,738 -Деди такого не делал.
00:08:04,938 --> 00:08:09,108 -Сатана, серьезно, логически мы не успеем сделать торт в виде Феррари вовремя!
00:08:09,348 --> 00:08:11,938 -Это вечеринка должна быть взрывной. Ты разве не понимаешь?
00:08:13,308 --> 00:08:15,508 -Когда все увидят торт в виде Феррари...
00:08:16,188 --> 00:08:19,598 -Они будут поражены, и осознают моё величие!!!
00:08:21,408 --> 00:08:23,468 -Взываю к вам демоны ада!
00:08:23,748 --> 00:08:27,068 -Наш повелитель Сатана, требует торт в виде Феррари!
00:08:27,528 --> 00:08:30,188 -Теперь я отвечаю за Хеллуин.
00:08:30,658 --> 00:08:34,568 -И вызываю духов ада, самых ужасных из всех...
00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,338 -Тед Банди.
00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:40,348 -Джефри Дамер.
00:08:41,858 --> 00:08:44,018 -И Джон Вейн Гейси.
00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:48,318 -Вам выпала честь, вновь оказаться на поверхности земли.
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,478 -Завтра Хеллуин.
00:08:50,788 --> 00:08:52,248 -Я хочу что бы вы...
00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:55,408 -Забрали торт Сатаны в виде Феррари.
00:08:55,548 --> 00:08:57,988 -И доставили его в Entire W Hotel.
00:08:58,108 --> 00:08:59,048 -Без проблем.
00:08:59,278 --> 00:09:00,308 -Вы можете положится на нас.
00:09:00,698 --> 00:09:02,138 -Запомните мои слова.
00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:06,438 -Сатана очень рассчитывает на этот Феррари торт.
00:09:07,138 --> 00:09:07,878 -Облажаетесь...
00:09:08,278 --> 00:09:11,288 -Тогда вы узнаете его настоящий гнев...
00:09:19,578 --> 00:09:21,038 -Ах ты гаденыш!
00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,308 -Зачем ты вызвал меня?
00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:25,038 -Пожалуйста не мочи меня, земеля...
00:09:25,248 --> 00:09:26,828 -Хорошо бы если бы у тебя была веская причина, сосунок.
00:09:27,148 --> 00:09:29,378 -Я просто хотел посмотреть работает ли...
00:09:30,368 --> 00:09:33,708 -Черт, каждый Хеллуин случается эта хуйня!
00:09:33,828 --> 00:09:38,568 -Я сижу дома, занимаюсь своими делами, и вдруг я оказываюсь в туалете какого-нибудь пацаненка!
00:09:39,098 --> 00:09:41,188 -Я приношу свои извинения мистер Smalls...
00:09:41,508 --> 00:09:42,868 -Ты не понимаешь, болван.
00:09:42,938 --> 00:09:44,208 -Я должен быть на вечеринке!
00:09:44,298 --> 00:09:45,108 -Какой вечеринке?
00:09:45,368 --> 00:09:47,008 -Видишь браслет?
00:09:47,248 --> 00:09:48,938 -Ты должен доставить меня в Лос-Анджелес
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:51,108 -Почему бы вам не полететь на самолете?
00:09:51,298 --> 00:09:53,548 -Каким образом? В аду нет денег, нигер.
00:09:53,688 --> 00:09:55,718 -Черт, нигер, должен быть какой-нибудь выход
00:09:55,958 --> 00:09:57,398 -Это твоя вина, земеля.
00:09:57,498 --> 00:10:00,858 -Это твоя вина, ты должен доставить меня на вечеринку в Л-А, или я разнесу твою жопу.
00:10:01,158 --> 00:10:02,298 -Святой гамбургер!..
00:10:07,696 --> 00:10:08,586 -Да...
00:10:08,866 --> 00:10:09,926 -Да, сатана...
00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:12,936 -Твой Хеллуинский костюм сидит великолепно.
00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,326 -Да он ничего.
00:10:15,576 --> 00:10:18,546 -Но всем больше нравится Зазин костюм школьницы.
00:10:18,956 --> 00:10:20,726 -ага...
00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:23,146 -Зазу поменяйся костюмом со мной.
00:10:23,226 --> 00:10:26,066 -Сатана, Зазу потратил очень много сил на свой костюм...
00:10:26,136 --> 00:10:30,136 -Никто не может выглядеть лучше меня, это же моя вечеринка испорченной богатенькой малолетки.
00:10:30,236 --> 00:10:31,616 -Снимай Зазу.
00:10:34,598 --> 00:10:37,528 -Я хочу свой торт в виде Феррари. Где мой Феррари торт?!
00:10:37,598 --> 00:10:40,128 -Расслабься, его уже везут из кондитерской.
00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:57,448 -Так, вот это место.
00:10:57,538 --> 00:11:02,848 -И так запомните, имбицилы, этот торт в виде Феррари очень важен для Сатаны, так что не тупите.
00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:03,878 -А кто тупит?
00:11:04,128 --> 00:11:04,688 -Подойди...
00:11:05,108 --> 00:11:05,868 -Заткнулся!
00:11:08,338 --> 00:11:09,028 -Чем могу помочь?
00:11:09,248 --> 00:11:10,948 -Мы пришли забрать Феррари торт.
00:11:11,048 --> 00:11:12,628 -А да, его сейчас заканчивают.
00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,298 -У вас есть грузовик?
00:11:14,398 --> 00:11:15,388 -Да вон он.
00:11:15,548 --> 00:11:16,838 -Отлично, подойдет, только нужн...
00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:21,658 -Кейси, кретин, зачем ты его убил?
00:11:21,758 --> 00:11:22,698 -Я не хотел.
00:11:22,788 --> 00:11:23,478 -Дай сюда!
00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:25,958 -Да что с тобой? На забери.
00:11:26,258 --> 00:11:27,278 -Всё в поряд...
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:30,818 -Отсталый, это был пекарь...
00:11:30,908 --> 00:11:31,868 -Он меня взбесил.
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:32,718 -Кейси!
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:37,358 -А этого ты зачем убил?
00:11:37,588 --> 00:11:39,198 -Я жертва обстоятельств.
00:11:39,308 --> 00:11:40,478 -Руки угомони свои.
00:11:43,058 --> 00:11:43,808 -Тише будь!
00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:48,378 -Идиоты, кто нам теперь поможет загрузить торт на платформу?
00:11:51,538 --> 00:11:54,858 -Ваш сын говорил что-нибудь, перед тем как исчез, миссис Стотч?
00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:58,208 -Он только сказал, что-то насчет того, что он вызвал Biggy Smalls.
00:11:59,938 --> 00:12:00,688 -Пацаны...
00:12:01,268 --> 00:12:03,318 -Па-Па-Пацаны...
00:12:05,668 --> 00:12:06,058 -Пап.
00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:06,578 -Паап!
00:12:06,818 --> 00:12:07,288 -Чего?
00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:10,628 -Если стоя перед зеркалом сказать три раза Biggy Smalls, он же не появится так?!
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:13,508 -Biggy Smalls?...
00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:18,278 -Ну вы знаете: "As cargo, my cargo, one 18, sleeping on booze, as i have some blues"...
00:12:18,478 --> 00:12:22,278 -Так дети, Я понимаю сейчас Хеллуин, но вы не можете вызвать мертвого репера с помощью зеркала.
00:12:22,358 --> 00:12:23,098 -Откуда вы знаете?
00:12:23,358 --> 00:12:24,538 -Я геолог!
00:12:26,118 --> 00:12:26,658 -Он прав.
00:12:26,688 --> 00:12:27,988 -Это просто страшилка.
00:12:28,588 --> 00:12:30,158 -А почему ты тогда не смог сказать?
00:12:30,348 --> 00:12:33,998 -Я могу это сделать, просто... просто это не важно, потому что это неправда!
00:12:34,138 --> 00:12:35,188 -Откуда мы можем знать наверняка?
00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:38,958 -Может и вправду Баттерса, забрал Biggy...
00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:50,028 <i>Я еду еду, да да, в кали кали, е е...</i>
00:12:50,158 --> 00:12:51,348 -Слышь щенок, замолкни.
00:12:51,788 --> 00:12:55,658 -Йоу пёс, можно я полечу обратно домой, после того как мы приземлился, а то меня похоронят...
00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:56,448 -О, нет.
00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:58,008 -Ты вызвал мой дух.
00:12:58,138 --> 00:13:00,218 -И ты доставишь меня прямо на вечеринку.
00:13:00,328 --> 00:13:03,788 -Как только ты доставишь меня на вечеринку, все встанет на свои...
00:13:06,278 --> 00:13:06,968 -...Smalls...
00:13:07,518 --> 00:13:09,128 -Ебатьвасвовсещели!
00:13:10,678 --> 00:13:11,258 -ЭТО РАБОТАЕТ!
00:13:11,388 --> 00:13:12,268 -Срань господня!
00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:14,478 -Всё, молитесь!!!
00:13:34,268 --> 00:13:35,058 -Эй народ!
00:13:35,218 --> 00:13:36,378 -Зацените Гитлера.
00:13:36,478 --> 00:13:38,218 -Он "Вы меня слышете?" парень.
00:13:40,308 --> 00:13:41,618 -Теперь вы меня слышите?
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,528 -Вы меня слышите теперь?
00:13:45,038 --> 00:13:46,418 -Тишина!
00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:49,058 -И так. Главный мужчина этого вечера:
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,198 -Сатана!
00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:55,508 -Отойди Гитлер!
00:13:55,698 --> 00:13:57,978 -Ты портишь моё, сногсшибательное появление, Боже!
00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:00,078 -Да, аллё!
00:14:00,348 --> 00:14:01,638 -Это пожарный департамент?
00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:02,868 -да да, говори уже, давай!
00:14:03,408 --> 00:14:07,358 -Тсс, Я хочу пожаловаться начальнику Пожарной Охраны...
00:14:09,638 --> 00:14:10,348 -Он что?...
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:11,788 -Где?..
00:14:13,038 --> 00:14:14,688 -Будь ты проклят блядский Сатана!
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:15,508 -Что?
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,578 -Начальник пожарной охраны, на вечеринке!
00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:19,048 -Сатана его пригласил!
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:21,828 -Сатана, похоже, все продумал.
00:14:22,018 --> 00:14:22,658 -Ну, всё...
00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:26,118 -Так или иначе, мы помешаем этой вечеринке!
00:14:28,738 --> 00:14:33,548 -Это V.I.P. Не пускай никого в мою V.I.P зону.
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,288 -Сатана, есть одна проблема?
00:14:36,558 --> 00:14:37,088 -Что?
00:14:37,258 --> 00:14:39,628 -Кто-то пришел в костюме "Охотника за крокодилами"...
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,678 -Он смущает других гостей.
00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:43,238 -О Боже...
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,318 -Эй, привет, послушай.
00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:49,998 -Чувак.
00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:52,218 -Знаешь костюм "Охотника за крокодилами", это...
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:53,928 -Это не много рано, понимаешь...
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:56,578 -Я имею ввиду, он умер всего несколько недель назад...
00:14:57,018 --> 00:14:58,978 -И, это неправильно, тебе нужно уйти...
00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:00,628 -Но это я...
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:01,398 -Стив Оуэн.
00:15:01,528 --> 00:15:02,988 -Я и есть "Охотник за крокодилами".
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:05,308 -О...
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:07,708 -О, парень, тогда ты без костюма...
00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:09,118 -Извини, чувак, тебе надо уйти.
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:09,608 -Стой!
00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:11,038 -Я думал мы друзья!
00:15:12,638 --> 00:15:13,988 -О, привет Синатра!
00:15:15,778 --> 00:15:16,508 -Димониус!
00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:18,078 -Димониус, у нас проблема!
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:19,688 -Что случилось?
00:15:19,798 --> 00:15:20,848 -Торт Феррари!
00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:21,838 -Его нет!
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,098 -Что?! Даже не хочу слышать!
00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,008 -Его не доставили в отель!
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,068 -Зибоб!
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:28,858 -Принеси мне черную смородину!
00:15:29,108 --> 00:15:31,898 -Торт Феррари должен быть здесь к полуночи!
00:15:33,948 --> 00:15:38,318 <i>Каламбия Пикчерс представляет: Трое убийц. Гейси, Банди, Дамер</i>
00:15:46,438 --> 00:15:48,018 -Джентльмены, вам помочь?
00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:56,028 -Ну и нахера ты это сделал?
00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:57,558 -Я это сделал ради Дамера.
00:15:57,768 --> 00:15:58,588 -Дамера?
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,568 -Да, он любит трахать трупы.
00:16:03,158 --> 00:16:03,718 -Дамер!
00:16:03,848 --> 00:16:05,628 -Хватит ебать кишки!
00:16:05,728 --> 00:16:08,368 -А зачем нужны кишки, если их не ебать?
00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:11,118 -Нужно расчленить труп, пока никто не увидел.
00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,238 -Теперь выкиньте части тела на помойку.
00:16:17,488 --> 00:16:18,908 -Хватит это жрать!
00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:21,028 -Оставь его в покое.
00:16:30,228 --> 00:16:31,158 -Торт!
00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:38,708 -О нееет!...
00:16:39,608 --> 00:16:41,178 -ммм, Феррари...
00:16:41,858 --> 00:16:42,958 -Что с тобой такое?!
00:16:43,048 --> 00:16:43,848 -Он уничтожен!
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:45,868 -Ну теперь нам пиздец.
00:16:52,877 --> 00:16:55,407 -Вечеринка просто супер, Сатана!
00:16:55,507 --> 00:16:56,477 -Я, знаю.
00:16:56,617 --> 00:17:01,417 -Но дождитесь полуночи, вы просто не поверите что будет на десерт!
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:07,467 -Э, это правильные браслеты?
00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:08,597 -Э, Да правильные.
00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:11,347 -А почему же на них написано: "Брейтесь твари"?
00:17:11,437 --> 00:17:13,767 -Именем всего святого, просто впустите нас!!!
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:18,367 -Мы очень сожалеем мистер Smalls
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:21,687 -Вы еще не так будете жалеть, если я пропущу вечеринку...
00:17:22,097 --> 00:17:25,157 -Держите, билет на рейс 72 до Лос-Анджелиса, посадка через 10 минут.
00:17:25,407 --> 00:17:27,567 -Видишь, ты все еще можешь успеть к концу вечеринки.
00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:30,167 -Да если я пропущу я...Что за б..?
00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:33,157 -...Smalls...
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,107 -Не может быть!
00:17:35,227 --> 00:17:37,597 -Да ну нахуй! Блятьский рот!
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,997 -Это офегенно, эй Шеррон!
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,967 -Офигей от этого, хуесос!
00:17:44,487 --> 00:17:48,287 <i>Каламбия Пикчерс представляет: Трое убийц. Гейси, Банди, Дамер</i>
00:17:48,887 --> 00:17:50,487 -Так слушайте, мудаки.
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:51,887 -Сейчас 11:30.
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:55,067 -Это значит, что у нас осталось 20 минут, что бы испечь торт Феррари.
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:58,607 -Без проблем, у меня был подобный случай в итальянской поварской школе.
00:17:58,677 --> 00:17:59,607 -Да? Почему ты уволился?
00:17:59,657 --> 00:18:01,557 -Я сожрал там всех итальянцев.
00:18:04,907 --> 00:18:05,927 -Так иди сюда.
00:18:06,677 --> 00:18:08,497 -Так, что там идет первое по рецепту?
00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:10,137 -10,000 яиц.
00:18:10,227 --> 00:18:11,867 -Кейси, достань десять тысяч яиц.
00:18:11,937 --> 00:18:12,787 -Сам доставай.
00:18:13,287 --> 00:18:14,137 -Завалил хлебальник!
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:17,587 -Самый умный?
00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:20,117 -Как тебе это?
00:18:20,187 --> 00:18:21,487 -Оставь его в покое.
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:25,107 -Ну ка повтори...
00:18:28,257 --> 00:18:28,907 -Что случилось?
00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:30,097 -Заткнулся!
00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:41,814 -Он не может! Не может!
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,574 -Хорошо, замолчите...
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,144 -Biggy Smalls
00:18:45,894 --> 00:18:47,044 -Biggy Smalls
00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:50,494 -Не я немогу, меня так прёт!
00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:53,636 -Что же делать?!
00:18:53,706 --> 00:18:56,176 -Уже полночь, торт в виде Феррари так и не доставили!
00:18:56,406 --> 00:18:57,916 -Это ужасно!
00:18:58,536 --> 00:18:59,296 -Всё хорошо!
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:00,306 -Всё в порядке!
00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:02,016 -Я нашел замену.
00:19:02,206 --> 00:19:04,046 -Идите и начинайте церемонию.
00:19:07,966 --> 00:19:09,546 -Господа, минутку внимания.
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,836 -Сейчас полночь
00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:14,926 -Настало время для специального сюрприза от Сатаны.
00:19:17,076 --> 00:19:18,496 -Интересно, что это будет?
00:19:19,306 --> 00:19:20,806 -Сейчас увидите...
00:19:26,516 --> 00:19:27,566 -Даа...
00:19:27,736 --> 00:19:29,466 -Вот оно...
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:31,966 -Дамы и господа!
00:19:32,316 --> 00:19:35,006 -Настоящий зверь - Акура торт!
00:19:35,456 --> 00:19:39,176 -Ухтыыы!!! -Акура?!?!
00:19:41,426 --> 00:19:43,346 -Но я хотел Феррари!
00:19:43,656 --> 00:19:45,716 -Мы сделали всё что могли, возникла проблема...
00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,796 -Акура тоже довольна милая.
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,466 -ЭТО НЕ ТА МАШИНА КОТОРУЮ Я ХОТЕЛ!
00:19:50,546 --> 00:19:52,636 -Вечеринка испорчена!!!
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:55,916 -Это ничего не меняет! Гости веселятся! Им не важно!
00:19:56,006 --> 00:20:01,576 -Да срал я на них!!! Я тут главный!!!
00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:06,776 -Ничегосебе...
00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:08,246 -Вот гандон.
00:20:09,016 --> 00:20:11,196 -Пошли Хелен, лучше вернутся в Ад.
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,816 -Я не настолько голоден для торта в виде Акуры.
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,196 -О Боже...
00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:17,976 -Что случилось со мной?
00:20:19,546 --> 00:20:21,636 -Я не был таким ужасным раньше...
00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:27,086 -В желании иметь такую же вечеринку в стиле, испорченных богатеньких малолеток по MTV...
00:20:27,956 --> 00:20:29,826 -Я стал одним из них...
00:20:30,176 --> 00:20:32,996 -Сатана, не кори себя, ты не настолько ужасен, как они...
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:33,856 -Но, я настолько...
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:38,916 -Заставлял людей смотреть на мои тупые фотографии развешанные повсюду...
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,416 -Хеллуин должен быть для всех.
00:20:42,196 --> 00:20:43,576 -Все, простите меня.
00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:45,046 -Эта вечеринка для вас.
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:48,646 -Она для всех вас, для тех кто делает мою жизнь такой особенной.
00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,856 -Если бы я не понял этого...
00:20:51,386 --> 00:20:54,896 -Я был бы не лучше, богатенькой американской малолетней девочки...
00:20:59,376 --> 00:21:00,356 -Откройте двери!
00:21:00,706 --> 00:21:02,746 -Пригласительные больше не нужны!
00:21:10,376 --> 00:21:13,516 -Э, извините, можно у вас это одолжить?
00:21:16,056 --> 00:21:17,586 -Biggy Smalls, Biggy Smalls, Biggy Smalls.
00:21:18,156 --> 00:21:18,976 -Что за?
00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:19,736 -Спасибо.
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,516 -Меня это уже зае...
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,876 -Погодите, я на вечеринке.
00:21:24,136 --> 00:21:25,766 -Конечно, земеля, я тебя вернул, йоу!
00:21:26,096 --> 00:21:27,516 -И еще не поздно
00:21:27,616 --> 00:21:29,046 -Эй, хочешь пойти со мной?
00:21:29,116 --> 00:21:30,006 -А какого черта...
00:21:30,086 --> 00:21:32,086 -Меня все равно похоронят, можно оторваться.

00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,054 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,723 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:21,647 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,404 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,992 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:43,169 Halloween is a night for <i>evil.</i>
00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:46,714 It is time for me to take what is mine.
00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,425 What do you plan, Lord Satan?
00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,095 On Halloween, we shall open the gates of hell,
00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,347 rise up to the earth,
00:00:55,473 --> 00:01:00,269 and we will rent out the entire W Hotel for an awesome party
00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,688 and invite a bunch of celebrities!
00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,275 How big a party are we talking?
00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,652 Have you seen those rich, spoiled teenage girls
00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:11,572 who have massive sweet-16 parties?
00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,532 That big.
00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:18,079 Halloween is about <i>m e,</i> and I deserve a party.
00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:22,583 This shall be <i>my</i> super sweet 16!
00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,843 Minions of hell!
00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,888 The time has come for us to rise...
00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:40,017 for my super sweet 16 Halloween party!
00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:44,980 I got Bacardi and Ketel One to sponsor the alcohol.
00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:49,485 And I'm calling it... "Hell on Earth 2006."
00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,948 But now heed my words!
00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:55,866 In order to get into the party,
00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,829 you have to RSVP and get a blue wristband.
00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,331 Everyone is gonna try to get into this party,
00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,667 so if don't get your wristband in advance
00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,877 and you're not wearing your wristband at the door,
00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,380 you're not getting in!
00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:13,175 And now know this!
00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,470 It's a costume party, so you have to wear a costume --
00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:20,432 <i>but</i> nobody better show up as The Crow.
00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,393 I'm serious!
00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:25,437 Every costume party, there's like 14 guys
00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:26,564 come dressed like The Crow
00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,649 'cause they want to look hot and hook up.
00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,109 It's lame.
00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,153 If you come dressed as The Crow,
00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:34,864 you're not getting into the party!
00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,201 Go now and prepare!
00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,872 If you miss my party, you are a lo-o-o-ser!
00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,130 Oh, boy, a Halloween party up on earth!
00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:54,258 I can't believe he got the entire W Hotel!
00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,428 This is going to be the best Halloween ever!
00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,936 Go ahead, Kyle. Do it.
00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,062 I'm doing it!
00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,230 No, don't do it!
00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,523 What's the big deal, Kyle?
00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,693 You just look in the mirror and say the name three times.
00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,946 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,407 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,409 See? You're scared.
00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,660 Because you know if you say it a third time,
00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,287 he's gonna show up and shoot you in the face.
00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,790 Fine! Then you do it, you're so tough.
00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,959 - I've done it lots of times. - Prove it!
00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,174 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,968 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,805 This is dumb, you guys. Let's do something else.
00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,599 - You're afraid to do it, too! - I am not!
00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,893 Then do it, if you're not yellow!
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,439 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,067 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,194 - Biggie -- - Hey, fellas!
00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:01,367 You should come downstairs. Stan's mom made p-pizza.
00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:02,368 - Let's go! - Let's go!
00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,869 Fun.
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,747 Oh, my God. I crapped my pants.
00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,458 You guys, I crapped my pants!
00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,377 You guys! You guys, check it out!
00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:18,717 Satan, I must speak with thee.
00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,511 What is it?
00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:23,389 You've invited so many celebrities on earth
00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:27,268 to your party that people in hell can't get wristbands.
00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,311 Well, I have to invite celebrities
00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,938 or else my party won't be cool.
00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,148 Satan, I warn thee.
00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:38,487 Do not throw this party at the cost of alienating your friends.
00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,656 I'm not alienating my friends!
00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,241 I know they come first!
00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,493 I hope for your sake that's true.
00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,205 You've never thrown a party of this magnitude before, Satan.
00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,957 Be wary.
00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:59,800 Halloween has always been a time of evil and darkness.
00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:03,345 But now it appears that Satan will literally be among us.
00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,597 He is bringing hell here to Los Angeles.
00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,766 And from what we understand...
00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:12,229 the gathering is going to be... completely off the hook.
00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,732 How can this be happening right now?
00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,775 There's more.
00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,778 None of us are invited.
00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,614 None?
00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,158 Satan mocks us.
00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,993 His party must be stopped.
00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:29,663 Yes. We cannot let evil take over our city, even for a night.
00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,457 What can we do?
00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:36,003 Tomorrow night, after all of Satan's guests have arrived,
00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:40,299 we'll call in a complaint about how many people are there.
00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:43,260 We'll see how long Satan's party lasts
00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:47,014 after the fire marshal shows up.
00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:51,268 ♪ That's why I love to brush my teeth ♪
00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,187 ♪ I love 'em pearly white ♪
00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,564 ♪ Oral hygiene can't be beat ♪
00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,734 ♪ I truly love to brush my teeth ♪
00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,908 Biggie Smalls.
00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,285 Biggie Smalls.
00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,914 Biggie Smalls.
00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,042 What the is this?
00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,127 Hey!
00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,260 Butters, we told you to be in bed!
00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:26,261 What are you doing?
00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,139 I summoned Biggie Smalls, the hip-hop rapper!
00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:30,808 You had a nightmare.
00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:33,018 Turn around and get back in your room right now!
00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:36,021 But, Dad, he's gonna bust a cap in my ass!
00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,190 Well, you want to get shot or you want to be grounded?
00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,277 Honestly, why do you let him watch
00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,822 that darned Black Entertainment Channel?
00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,868 So I want the deejay to set up over here.
00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,662 And then the main dance-floor area
00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,080 can be this whole area right here.
00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,289 What about valets?
00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,458 How will people be arriving from hell?
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,877 Oh, it's like a dimensional vortex gate thingie.
00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,087 They won't have cars.
00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,922 But we're probably gonna want security
00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,424 at the dimensional vortex gate.
00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,884 I want all the servers dressed in skimpy outfits
00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,261 serving all the hors d'oeuvres.
00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:09,596 This is getting really expensive.
00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:13,183 Shut up! It's Halloween! This is my night!
00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,726 Then at midnight, for dessert,
00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,770 I'm thinking over here we bring out
00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,273 a huge chocolate fondue fountain.
00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,107 Oh, yeah.
00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,276 P. Diddy had his birthday party here a couple years back,
00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:23,277 and he had one of those.
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,528 Oh, screw that, then.
00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,864 I don't want a fondue fountain if P. Diddy had one.
00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,198 Does it matter?
00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,324 Yes, it matters!
00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,034 I don't want to do it if Diddy did it.
00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,411 How about a doughnut machine?
00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,413 - Did Diddy do it? - Diddy did do it.
00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,623 - A full ice-cream bar! - Diddy did it.
00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,168 Damn it! What <i>didn't</i> Diddy do?!
00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,085 Wait.
00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,421 I know.
00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,923 Yes. It's perfect.
00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:49,887 At midnight, all the lights go down, the music stops.
00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:54,141 And then we wheel in... a Ferrari.
00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,643 Only it isn't a Ferrari.
00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,770 It's a cake.
00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,398 And everyone gets a piece.
00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,358 A Ferrari cake.
00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:04,651 Diddy didn't do it.
00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,987 Satan, really, the logistics of getting a cake
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,864 the size of a Ferrari made in time --
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,867 This party has to be the bomb! Don't you get it?!
00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,537 When everyone sees the Ferrari cake,
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,666 they will shudder and know my greatness.
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,587 Hear me, demons!
00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:27,299 Lord Satan hath demanded a Ferrari cake!
00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,344 Now I will take charge of Halloween
00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:34,765 and call upon the spirits of hell's most evil souls!
00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,558 Ted Bundy!
00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,521 Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,982 And John Wayne Gacy.
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:48,487 You shall rise once again to walk the earth.
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:52,950 For tomorrow is Halloween, and I need you...
00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:58,080 to pick up Satan's Ferrari cake and deliver it to the W Hotel.
00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,331 No problem.
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,457 We can handle it.
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,626 Heed my words.
00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:06,964 Satan's entire Halloween depends on this Ferrari cake.
00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:12,135 Fail, and you will know his greatest wrath.
00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,186 You punk-ass fool!
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,062 Aah!
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,313 Why'd you summon me?
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,274 P-P-Please don't ice me, homey.
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,067 You better have a good reason, sucka!
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:30,404 I just -- I was seeing if it works!
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:31,238 Damn!
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,657 Every Halloween I gots to deal with this
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,867 I'm in hell, minding my own business,
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:39,037 and the next thing I know, I'm in some kid's bathroom!
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,415 I-I apologize, Mr. Smalls!
00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,874 You don't understand, fool!
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,168 - I ain't missing the party! - What party?!
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,170 I already got my wristband! See?
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,256 You've got to get me to Los Angeles.
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,174 Well, can't you just take a plane?!
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,092 How, punk?
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,635 We don't use money in hell, nigga!
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,762 Well, damn, nigger, there's got to be some way!
00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,431 This is your fault, homey.
00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,474 You've got to get me to that party in L.A.,
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,059 or I'm gonna smoke your ass!
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,478 Oh, hamburgers!
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,568 Yes. Yes, Satan.
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,654 Your Halloween costume turned out perfect.
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,240 Yeah, it's okay.
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,744 But everyone thinks Zazul's schoolgirl costume is hotter.
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,332 Zazul, switch costumes with me.
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,251 Satan, Zazul worked really hard on his costume.
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,836 Nobody can look hotter than me!
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,339 It's my super sweet 16 Halloween party!
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,798 Take it off, Zazul.
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,636 And what about my Ferrari cake?
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,054 Where's the Ferrari cake?
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,681 Relax. It's being picked up from the bakery.
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,644 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,981 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,984 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,695 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,197 ♪ Chika-chika ♪
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,115 All right. This is the place.
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,659 Now, remember, you numskulls,
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,119 this Ferrari cake is really important for Satan's party.
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,412 So don't louse it up.
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,538 Who's lousing?
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,957 Come here. Shut up!
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,627 Can I help you?
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,587 We're here to pick up the Ferrari cake.
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,172 Oh, yes. It's just about finished.
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,882 What kind of truck are we loading it onto?
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,175 We got that flatbed.
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,343 Okay. We're just gonna need to --
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,390 Gacy, you numskull! What'd you kill him for?!
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,391 I didn't mean to!
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,934 - Give me that! - Ooh!
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,644 What's the matter with you? Take this!
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:26,687 Everything all right?
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,440 You nincompoop! That was the baker!
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,608 He startled me!
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,484 Gacy!
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,196 What'd you kill <i>him</i> for?
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,197 Sit down!
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,699 I'm a victim of circumstance.
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,033 Ah! Who you hittin'?
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,868 - Oh! - Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,036 Get outta here. Be quiet.
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,454 Waah!
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,288 You idiots.
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,959 Now who's gonna help us load the Ferrari cake onto the flatbed?
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:54,423 Did your son say anything before he disappeared, Mrs. Stotch?
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:58,135 He just said something about summoning Biggie Smalls.
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,595 Dude.
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,557 D-D-Dude.
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,018 - Dad! Dad! - What?
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,937 If you look in the mirror and say Biggie Smalls three times,
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,689 he doesn't come and get you, right?
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,275 Biggie Smalls?
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,902 You know -- "Escargot, my car go, 118,
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,904 sippin' on booze at the House of Blues."
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:18,739 All right, boys.
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:19,740 I know it's Halloween,
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,908 but you can't summon dead rappers in the mirror.
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:22,868 How do you know?
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,745 I'm a geologist.
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,789 He's right. It's just a spooky story.
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,875 Aah! Then how come you couldn't do it?
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,460 I can do it. I just got --
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,837 Look, it just doesn't matter, because it's not true.
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,046 How can we be sure?
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,340 How do we know Butters isn't with Biggie right now,
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,551 being tormented by him?
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,848 ♪ I'm going, going back, back to Cali, Cali ♪
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:45,891 ♪ Unh, yeah ♪
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,394 ♪ I'm going, going back, back to Cali, Cali ♪
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,021 Yo, dawg, keep it down!
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,065 Yo, dawg, can't I just go right back home after the flight
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,317 so I don't get grounded?
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,694 Oh, no. You summoned my spirit.
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,654 You're getting me all the way to the party.
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,865 As long as I get to the party in time to party,
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,034 everything will be all right.
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,786 Hey!
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,078 ...Smalls.
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,622 Oh, God damn it!
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,958 - It does work! - Holy crap!
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,085 That's it. Now I'm pissed!
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,899 Hey, everybody! Check out Hitler!
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,068 He's the "Can you hear me now" guy!
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,653 - Oh! - Yeah!
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,822 Can you hear me now?
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,073 Can you hear me now?
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,951 Everyone quiet!
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,955 Here he is -- the man of the night, Satan!
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,335 Get out of the way, Hitler!
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,838 You're ruining my entrance. Gawl!
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,299 Yes. Hello? Is this the fire department?
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,801 - Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em! - Yeah, tell 'em.
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,052 Okay! Shh! Shh!
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,639 I need to make a complaint to the fire marshal.
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,892 He's what?
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,477 Where?
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,479 Damn your evil heart, Satan!
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,313 What?
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,440 The fire marshal is at the party!
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,733 Satan invited him!
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,736 Satan's trickery knows no bounds!
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:22,737 That's it.
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:26,116 One way or another, we're crashing this party!
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,661 This is V.I.P.
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,665 Don't just let anybody into my V.I.P. area, okay?
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,876 Hey, Satan, you got a little problem.
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:36,710 What?
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,462 Somebody showed up in a Crocodile Hunter costume.
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,506 It's really offending some of the other guests.
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,425 Oh, geez.
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,681 Hey, uh, hi. Listen, dude.
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,516 You know, the whole "Crocodile Hunter" thing,
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,643 it's -- it's just a little soon, you know?
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,687 I mean, he just died a few weeks ago,
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,731 and it's just not super cool.
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,773 You got to leave.
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,067 But it's me, Satan -- Steve Irwin.
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,111 I <i>a m</i> the Crocodile Hunter.
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,196 Oh.
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,407 Oh, but then, dude, no costume.
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,658 Sorry. You got to go.
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,953 Wait! I thought we were friends!
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,164 Oh, hey, Sinatra!
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,834 Demonius! Demonius, we have a problem!
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,336 What is it?
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,588 The Ferrari cake -- It isn't here!
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,798 What? Don't even tell me that!
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,842 It was never delivered to the hotel.
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,595 Zeebob, fetch my BlackBerry!
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,390 That Ferrari cake must get here by midnight!
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,781 Do you gentlemen need a hand?
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,744 Gacy!
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,664 What'd you do that for?
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,123 I did it for Dahmer!
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,249 For Dahmer?
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,211 Yeah! He likes having sex with dead bodies.
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,215 Dahmer, stop having sex with them intestines!
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,176 What good are intestines if you can't have sex with 'em?
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,720 We got to get rid of this body before anyone sees it!
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,018 Now get those to the trash can.
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,187 Stop eating that!
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,814 Leave him alone!
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:21,898 Cut it --
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,566 - Oh! - Come here, ya --
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,985 - Oh! - Oh!
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,277 - Mmm-uh! - Mmm!
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,570 - There. - Ooh!
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:28,530 Oh!
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:30,949 The cake!
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,540 Oh, no!
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,709 Mmm! Ferrari!
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,627 - Oh! - What's the matter with you?
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:43,628 It's ruined!
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,589 We're gonna get it now.
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,348 This is a really extravagant party, Satan!
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,226 I know! But just wait till midnight.
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,479 You're all not gonna believe what's coming for dessert!
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,485 Uh, these aren't the right wristbands.
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,486 Yes, they are.
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,197 Then how come they say "Knott's Berry Farm"?
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,783 In the name of Christ, just let us in!
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,288 We're really sorry, Mr. Smalls.
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,916 Not as sorry as you're gonna be if I completely miss the party!
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,918 Here you go -- Flight 72 to Los Angeles,
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,128 boarding in 10 minutes.
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,630 See, you can still make it for the end of the party.
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,340 Yeah, I'm just gonna be pissed if I miss --
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,341 What the...
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,052 No! No!
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,344 ...Smalls.
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,346 No way!
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,557 Mother God damn it!
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,018 That's pretty cool. Hey -- Hey, Sharon.
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,603 Cool this, sucka!
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,064 Aah! Oh!
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,863 All right. Listen, you mugs. It's now 11:30.
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,448 That means we only have 20 minutes
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,991 to bake a new Ferrari cake.
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:55,867 No problem.
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,411 It just so happens I went to an Italian cooking school.
00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,496 Yeah? Why'd you quit?
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,748 There weren't enough Italians to eat.
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:02,582 Ooh!
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,167 Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,960 - Aah, aah! - Now get over here.
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,421 All right. What's the recipe call for first?
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,090 Ten thousand eggs.
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,841 Gacy, go get 10,000 eggs.
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,009 <i>You</i> get 'em.
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,052 Shut up!
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,261 Nyaaaah!
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,847 Oh! Oh, a wise guy, eh?
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,100 How's that?
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,976 Hey, leave him alone!
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,812 Nyaaa!
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,979 Try that again.
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,231 Nyaaaa!
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,984 - What happened? - Shut up!
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,786 Can you do it? Can you do it?
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,412 He can't do it! He can't do it!
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,706 All right! Be quiet!
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,458 Biggie Smalls.
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,168 Biggie Smalls.
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,130 Oh, I can't do it. I'm too freaked out!
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,008 What do we do? It's midnight!
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,885 The Ferrari cake never arrived!
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,804 This is terrible!
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:58,930 It's okay!
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,683 It's okay. I found a backup.
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,310 Go ahead and start the ceremony.
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:11,526 Your attention, please. It is now midnight.
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,737 Time for Satan's special surprise!
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,658 I wonder what this is gonna be.
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,743 Just you wait.
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,210 Yes. Here it comes!
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:35,175 Ladies and gentlemen, a fully edible Acura cake!
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,053 Acura?
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,183 But I wanted a Ferrari!
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,476 We did the best we could. There was a problem.
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,520 Acuras are really nice.
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,190 It's not the car I wanted!
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,525 The whole party's ruined!
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,736 It doesn't matter. Your guests are having fun!
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,820 They don't care!
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,864 It's not about them!
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,492 It's all about me!
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,249 Wow. What a jerk.
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,044 Come on, Helen. Let's just go back to hell.
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,839 I'm suddenly not so hungry for Acura cake.
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,926 Oh, God. What's happened to me?
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,888 I've never been this terrible before.
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,556 By trying to have a party
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,393 like those spoiled, rich teenage girls on MTV,
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,646 I've become like one of them.
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,314 Satan, don't be so hard on yourself.
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,690 You're not as bad as they are.
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,983 But I am.
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,361 Throwing people out, making a big entrance,
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,030 having these stupid pictures of me all over.
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,741 Halloween is supposed to be for everyone.
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,201 Everybody, I'm sorry.
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,453 This party is for you.
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,748 It's for all of you who make my life so special.
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,833 If I don't realize that,
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:55,255 then I'm no better than a rich American teenage girl.
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,301 Open the doors!
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,470 Let everyone in, wristband or no!
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,059 Whoo-hoo!
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,063 Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,481 C-Can I borrow that?
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,944 Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls.
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,487 - What the... - Thanks.
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,531 I am so sick of this.
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,741 Wait. I'm at the party!
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,660 Sure, homey. I got your back, yo.
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,120 And it's not too late.
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,746 Hey, why don't you come in with me?
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,872 What the heck?
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,166 I'm gonna get grounded anyway. Might as well!

00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,054 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,723 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:21,647 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,404 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,992 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:38,372 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:43,169 Halloween is a night for <i>evil.</i>
00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:46,714 It is time for me to take what is mine.
00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:49,425 What do you plan, Lord Satan?
00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,095 On Halloween, we shall open the gates of hell,
00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,347 rise up to the earth,
00:00:55,473 --> 00:01:00,269 and we will rent out the entire W Hotel for an awesome party
00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,688 and invite a bunch of celebrities!
00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,275 How big a party are we talking?
00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,652 Have you seen those rich, spoiled teenage girls
00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:11,572 who have massive sweet-16 parties?
00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,532 That big.
00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:18,079 Halloween is about <i>m e,</i> and I deserve a party.
00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:22,583 This shall be <i>my</i> super sweet 16!
00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:26,045 [ Laughs evilly ]
00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:29,632 [ Roars ]
00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:30,883 [All screaming ]
00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,843 Minions of hell!
00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,888 The time has come for us to rise...
00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:40,017 for my super sweet 16 Halloween party!
00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:44,980 I got Bacardi and Ketel One to sponsor the alcohol.
00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:49,485 And I'm calling it... "Hell on Earth 2006."
00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,986 [ Cheering ]
00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,948 But now heed my words!
00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:55,866 In order to get into the party,
00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,829 you have to RSVP and get a blue wristband.
00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,331 Everyone is gonna try to get into this party,
00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,667 so if don't get your wristband in advance
00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,877 and you're not wearing your wristband at the door,
00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,380 you're not getting in!
00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,840 [ Screaming, gasping ]
00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:13,175 And now know this!
00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,470 It's a costume party, so you have to wear a costume --
00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:20,432 <i>but</i> nobody better show up as The Crow.
00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,393 I'm serious!
00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:25,437 Every costume party, there's like 14 guys
00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:26,564 come dressed like The Crow
00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,649 'cause they want to look hot and hook up.
00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,109 It's lame.
00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,153 If you come dressed as The Crow,
00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:34,864 you're not getting into the party!
00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,199 [ Murmuring, gasping ]
00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,201 Go now and prepare!
00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,872 If you miss my party, you are a lo-o-o-ser!
00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:45,207 [ Laughs evilly ]
00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,130 Oh, boy, a Halloween party up on earth!
00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:54,258 I can't believe he got the entire W Hotel!
00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:57,428 This is going to be the best Halloween ever!
00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,889 [ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,936 Go ahead, Kyle. Do it.
00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,062 I'm doing it!
00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:08,230 No, don't do it!
00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,523 What's the big deal, Kyle?
00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:12,693 You just look in the mirror and say the name three times.
00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,946 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,407 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,409 See? You're scared.
00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,660 Because you know if you say it a third time,
00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,287 he's gonna show up and shoot you in the face.
00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:24,997 [ Clucking ]
00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,790 Fine! Then you do it, you're so tough.
00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,959 - I've done it lots of times. - Prove it!
00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,503 [ Chuckles ]
00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,174 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,968 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,805 This is dumb, you guys. Let's do something else.
00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,599 - You're afraid to do it, too! - I am not!
00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,893 Then do it, if you're not yellow!
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,439 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,067 Biggie Smalls.
00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,194 - Biggie -- - Hey, fellas!
00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,863 [ Screaming ]
00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:01,367 You should come downstairs. Stan's mom made p-pizza.
00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:02,368 - Let's go! - Let's go!
00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,869 Fun.
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:06,747 Oh, my God. I crapped my pants.
00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,458 You guys, I crapped my pants!
00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,377 [ Chuckles ] You guys! You guys, check it out!
00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:14,129 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:18,717 Satan, I must speak with thee.
00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,511 What is it?
00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:23,389 You've invited so many celebrities on earth
00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:27,268 to your party that people in hell can't get wristbands.
00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:29,311 Well, I have to invite celebrities
00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,938 or else my party won't be cool.
00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,148 Satan, I warn thee.
00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:38,487 Do not throw this party at the cost of alienating your friends.
00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,656 I'm not alienating my friends!
00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,241 I know they come first!
00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,493 I hope for your sake that's true.
00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:48,205 You've never thrown a party of this magnitude before, Satan.
00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,957 Be wary.
00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,337 [ Choir vocalizing ]
00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:59,800 Halloween has always been a time of evil and darkness.
00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:03,345 But now it appears that Satan will literally be among us.
00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,597 He is bringing hell here to Los Angeles.
00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,766 And from what we understand...
00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:12,229 the gathering is going to be... completely off the hook.
00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,732 How can this be happening right now?
00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,775 There's more.
00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,778 None of us are invited.
00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,697 [All murmuring ]
00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:22,614 None?
00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,158 Satan mocks us.
00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,993 His party must be stopped.
00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:29,663 Yes. We cannot let evil take over our city, even for a night.
00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,457 What can we do?
00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:36,003 Tomorrow night, after all of Satan's guests have arrived,
00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:40,299 we'll call in a complaint about how many people are there.
00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:43,260 We'll see how long Satan's party lasts
00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:47,014 after the fire marshal shows up.
00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:51,268 ♪ That's why I love to brush my teeth ♪
00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,187 ♪ I love 'em pearly white ♪
00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:55,564 ♪ Oral hygiene can't be beat ♪
00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,734 ♪ I truly love to brush my teeth ♪
00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,908 Biggie Smalls.
00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,285 Biggie Smalls.
00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,914 Biggie Smalls.
00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,042 What the [bleep] is this?
00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:15,959 [ Screams ]
00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,127 Hey!
00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,088 [ Screaming ]
00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,840 [ Screaming ]
00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,260 Butters, we told you to be in bed!
00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:26,261 What are you doing?
00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,139 I summoned Biggie Smalls, the hip-hop rapper!
00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:30,808 You had a nightmare.
00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:33,018 Turn around and get back in your room right now!
00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:36,021 But, Dad, he's gonna bust a cap in my ass!
00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,190 Well, you want to get shot or you want to be grounded?
00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,317 [ Screaming ]
00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,277 Honestly, why do you let him watch
00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,822 that darned Black Entertainment Channel?
00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,868 So I want the deejay to set up over here.
00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,662 And then the main dance-floor area
00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:53,080 can be this whole area right here.
00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,289 What about valets?
00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:56,458 How will people be arriving from hell?
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,877 Oh, it's like a dimensional vortex gate thingie.
00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,087 They won't have cars.
00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,922 But we're probably gonna want security
00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,424 at the dimensional vortex gate.
00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,884 I want all the servers dressed in skimpy outfits
00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,261 serving all the hors d'oeuvres.
00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:09,596 This is getting really expensive.
00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:13,183 Shut up! It's Halloween! This is my night!
00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,726 Then at midnight, for dessert,
00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,770 I'm thinking over here we bring out
00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,273 a huge chocolate fondue fountain.
00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,107 Oh, yeah.
00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,276 P. Diddy had his birthday party here a couple years back,
00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:23,277 and he had one of those.
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,528 Oh, screw that, then.
00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,864 I don't want a fondue fountain if P. Diddy had one.
00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,198 Does it matter?
00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,324 Yes, it matters!
00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,034 I don't want to do it if Diddy did it.
00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:32,411 How about a doughnut machine?
00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,413 - Did Diddy do it? - Diddy did do it.
00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,623 - A full ice-cream bar! - Diddy did it.
00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,168 Damn it! What <i>didn't</i> Diddy do?!
00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,085 Wait.
00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,421 I know.
00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,923 Yes. It's perfect.
00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:49,887 At midnight, all the lights go down, the music stops.
00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:54,141 And then we wheel in... a Ferrari.
00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,643 Only it isn't a Ferrari.
00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,770 It's a cake.
00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,398 And everyone gets a piece.
00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,358 A Ferrari cake.
00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:04,651 Diddy didn't do it.
00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,987 Satan, really, the logistics of getting a cake
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,864 the size of a Ferrari made in time --
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,867 This party has to be the bomb! Don't you get it?!
00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:15,537 When everyone sees the Ferrari cake,
00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:19,666 they will shudder and know my greatness.
00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,587 Hear me, demons!
00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:27,299 Lord Satan hath demanded a Ferrari cake!
00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:30,344 Now I will take charge of Halloween
00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:34,765 and call upon the spirits of hell's most evil souls!
00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:36,558 Ted Bundy!
00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:40,521 Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,982 And John Wayne Gacy.
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:48,487 You shall rise once again to walk the earth.
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:52,950 For tomorrow is Halloween, and I need you...
00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:58,080 to pick up Satan's Ferrari cake and deliver it to the W Hotel.
00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,331 No problem.
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,457 We can handle it.
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,626 Heed my words.
00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:06,964 Satan's entire Halloween depends on this Ferrari cake.
00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:12,135 Fail, and you will know his greatest wrath.
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,639 [ Hinges squeaking ]
00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:19,518 [ Gun cocks ]
00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,186 You punk-ass fool!
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,062 Aah!
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,313 Why'd you summon me?
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,274 P-P-Please don't ice me, homey.
00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,067 You better have a good reason, sucka!
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:30,404 I just -- I was seeing if it works!
00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:31,238 Damn!
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,657 Every Halloween I gots to deal with this [bleep]
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,867 I'm in hell, minding my own business,
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:39,037 and the next thing I know, I'm in some kid's bathroom!
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,415 I-I apologize, Mr. Smalls!
00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,874 You don't understand, fool!
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,168 - I ain't missing the party! - What party?!
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,170 I already got my wristband! See?
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,256 You've got to get me to Los Angeles.
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,174 Well, can't you just take a plane?!
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,092 How, punk?
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,635 We don't use money in hell, nigga!
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,762 Well, damn, nigger, there's got to be some way!
00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,431 This is your fault, homey.
00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,474 You've got to get me to that party in L.A.,
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,059 or I'm gonna smoke your ass!
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,478 Oh, hamburgers!
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,898 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,568 Yes. Yes, Satan.
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,654 Your Halloween costume turned out perfect.
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,240 Yeah, it's okay.
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,744 But everyone thinks Zazul's schoolgirl costume is hotter.
00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,204 [ Growls ]
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,332 Zazul, switch costumes with me.
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,251 Satan, Zazul worked really hard on his costume.
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,836 Nobody can look hotter than me!
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,339 It's my super sweet 16 Halloween party!
00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:31,798 Take it off, Zazul.
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,636 And what about my Ferrari cake?
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,054 Where's the Ferrari cake?
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,681 Relax. It's being picked up from the bakery.
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,516 [ Yello's "Oh Yeah" plays ]
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,644 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,981 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,984 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,695 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,197 ♪ Chika-chika ♪
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,115 All right. This is the place.
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,659 Now, remember, you numskulls,
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:01,119 this Ferrari cake is really important for Satan's party.
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,412 So don't louse it up.
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,538 Who's lousing?
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,957 Come here. Shut up!
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,376 [ Bell jingles ]
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,627 Can I help you?
00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,587 We're here to pick up the Ferrari cake.
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,172 Oh, yes. It's just about finished.
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,882 What kind of truck are we loading it onto?
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,175 We got that flatbed.
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,343 Okay. We're just gonna need to --
00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,845 [ Groaning ]
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,390 Gacy, you numskull! What'd you kill him for?!
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,391 I didn't mean to!
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,934 - Give me that! - Ooh!
00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:25,644 What's the matter with you? Take this!
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:26,687 Everything all right?
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,355 [ Groaning ]
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,440 You nincompoop! That was the baker!
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,608 He startled me!
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,484 Gacy!
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,528 [ Groaning ]
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,196 What'd you kill <i>him</i> for?
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,197 Sit down!
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,699 I'm a victim of circumstance.
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,033 Ah! Who you hittin'?
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,868 - Oh! - Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.
00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,036 Get outta here. Be quiet.
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,454 Waah!
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,288 You idiots.
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,959 Now who's gonna help us load the Ferrari cake onto the flatbed?
00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:50,836 [ Siren wails ]
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:54,423 Did your son say anything before he disappeared, Mrs. Stotch?
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:58,135 He just said something about summoning Biggie Smalls.
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,595 Dude.
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:03,557 D-D-Dude.
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,018 - Dad! Dad! - What?
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,937 If you look in the mirror and say Biggie Smalls three times,
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,689 he doesn't come and get you, right?
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,275 Biggie Smalls?
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,902 You know -- "Escargot, my car go, 118,
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,904 sippin' on booze at the House of Blues."
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:18,739 All right, boys.
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:19,740 I know it's Halloween,
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,908 but you can't summon dead rappers in the mirror.
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:22,868 How do you know?
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,745 I'm a geologist.
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,789 He's right. It's just a spooky story.
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,875 Aah! Then how come you couldn't do it?
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,460 I can do it. I just got --
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,837 Look, it just doesn't matter, because it's not true.
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,046 How can we be sure?
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,340 How do we know Butters isn't with Biggie right now,
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,551 being tormented by him?
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:44,848 ♪ I'm going, going back, back to Cali, Cali ♪
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:45,891 ♪ Unh, yeah ♪
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,394 ♪ I'm going, going back, back to Cali, Cali ♪
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,021 Yo, dawg, keep it down!
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,065 Yo, dawg, can't I just go right back home after the flight
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,317 so I don't get grounded?
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,694 Oh, no. You summoned my spirit.
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,654 You're getting me all the way to the party.
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,865 As long as I get to the party in time to party,
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,034 everything will be all right.
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,786 Hey!
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,078 ...Smalls.
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,622 Oh, God damn it!
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,040 [ Screaming ]
00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,958 - It does work! - Holy crap!
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,085 That's it. Now I'm pissed!
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,088 [ Screaming ]
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,883 [ Horns honking ]
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,388 [ Crowd cheering ]
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,391 [ Up-tempo music playing ]
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,899 Hey, everybody! Check out Hitler!
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:38,068 He's the "Can you hear me now" guy!
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,653 - Oh! - Yeah!
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,822 [ German accent ] Can you hear me now?
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,073 Can you hear me now?
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:44,157 [ Laughter ]
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,951 MAN: Everyone quiet!
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:49,955 Here he is -- the man of the night, Satan!
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,332 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,335 Get out of the way, Hitler!
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,838 You're ruining my entrance. Gawl!
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,299 Yes. Hello? Is this the fire department?
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,801 - Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em! - Yeah, tell 'em.
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,052 Okay! Shh! Shh!
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,639 I need to make a complaint to the fire marshal.
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,892 He's what?
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,477 Where?
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,479 Damn your evil heart, Satan!
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,313 What?
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,440 The fire marshal is at the party!
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:18,733 Satan invited him!
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,736 Satan's trickery knows no bounds!
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:22,737 That's it.
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:26,116 One way or another, we're crashing this party!
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,243 [ Music continues ]
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,661 This is V.I.P.
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,665 Don't just let anybody into my V.I.P. area, okay?
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,876 Hey, Satan, you got a little problem.
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:36,710 What?
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:39,462 Somebody showed up in a Crocodile Hunter costume.
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:41,506 It's really offending some of the other guests.
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,425 Oh, geez.
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,681 Hey, uh, hi. Listen, dude.
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,516 You know, the whole "Crocodile Hunter" thing,
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,643 it's -- it's just a little soon, you know?
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,687 I mean, he just died a few weeks ago,
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,731 and it's just not super cool.
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,773 You got to leave.
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,067 But it's me, Satan -- Steve Irwin.
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,111 I <i>a m</i> the Crocodile Hunter.
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,196 Oh.
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,407 Oh, but then, dude, no costume.
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,658 Sorry. You got to go.
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,953 Wait! I thought we were friends!
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,164 Oh, hey, Sinatra!
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,834 Demonius! Demonius, we have a problem!
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,336 What is it?
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,588 The Ferrari cake -- It isn't here!
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,798 What? Don't even tell me that!
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,842 It was never delivered to the hotel.
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,595 Zeebob, fetch my BlackBerry!
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,390 That Ferrari cake must get here by midnight!
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:36,311 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,781 Do you gentlemen need a hand?
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,744 - [ Grunts ] - Gacy!
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,664 What'd you do that for?
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,123 I did it for Dahmer!
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,249 For Dahmer?
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,211 Yeah! He likes having sex with dead bodies.
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,462 [ Squishing ]
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,215 Dahmer, stop having sex with them intestines!
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:08,176 What good are intestines if you can't have sex with 'em?
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,720 We got to get rid of this body before anyone sees it!
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:11,846 [ Buzzing ]
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,307 [ Creaking ]
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,018 Now get those to the trash can.
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,187 Stop eating that!
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,814 Leave him alone!
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:21,898 - [ Grunts ] - Cut it --
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,566 - Oh! - Come here, ya --
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,985 - Oh! - Oh!
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,277 - Mmm-uh! - Mmm!
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,570 - There. - Ooh!
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:28,530 Oh!
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:30,949 The cake!
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,540 Oh, no!
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,709 Mmm! Ferrari!
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,627 - Oh! - What's the matter with you?
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:43,628 It's ruined!
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,589 We're gonna get it now.
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,759 [ Dance music plays ]
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,348 This is a really extravagant party, Satan!
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,226 I know! But just wait till midnight.
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,479 You're all not gonna believe what's coming for dessert!
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:02,939 [ Laughs evilly ]
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,485 Uh, these aren't the right wristbands.
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,486 Yes, they are.
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,197 Then how come they say "Knott's Berry Farm"?
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,783 In the name of Christ, just let us in!
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,288 We're really sorry, Mr. Smalls.
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,916 Not as sorry as you're gonna be if I completely miss the party!
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,918 Here you go -- Flight 72 to Los Angeles,
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,128 boarding in 10 minutes.
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,630 See, you can still make it for the end of the party.
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,340 Yeah, I'm just gonna be pissed if I miss --
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,341 What the...
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,052 No! No!
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,344 ...Smalls.
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,346 No way!
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,557 Mother[bleep] God damn it!
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,018 That's pretty cool. Hey -- Hey, Sharon.
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,603 Cool this, sucka!
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,064 Aah! Oh!
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:47,358 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,863 All right. Listen, you mugs. It's now 11:30.
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,448 That means we only have 20 minutes
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,991 to bake a new Ferrari cake.
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:55,867 No problem.
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,411 It just so happens I went to an Italian cooking school.
00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,496 Yeah? Why'd you quit?
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,748 There weren't enough Italians to eat.
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:02,582 Ooh!
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,167 Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,960 - Aah, aah! - Now get over here.
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,421 All right. What's the recipe call for first?
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,090 Ten thousand eggs.
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,841 Gacy, go get 10,000 eggs.
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,009 <i>You</i> get 'em.
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,052 Shut up!
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,261 Nyaaaah!
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,847 Oh! Oh, a wise guy, eh?
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,099 [ Screaming ]
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,100 How's that?
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,976 Hey, leave him alone!
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,812 - [ Screams ] - Nyaaa!
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,979 Try that again.
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,231 Nyaaaa!
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,649 [ Groans ]
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,984 - What happened? - Shut up!
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,403 [ Gagging ]
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,281 [ Clang, birds chirping ]
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,742 [ Up-tempo music playing ]
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,786 - [ Laughter ] - Can you do it? Can you do it?
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,412 He can't do it! He can't do it!
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,706 All right! Be quiet!
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,458 Biggie Smalls.
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,168 Biggie Smalls.
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,130 Oh, I can't do it. I'm too freaked out!
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,631 [ Laughter ]
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,008 What do we do? It's midnight!
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,885 The Ferrari cake never arrived!
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,804 This is terrible!
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:58,930 It's okay!
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,683 It's okay. I found a backup.
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,310 Go ahead and start the ceremony.
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:07,272 [ Music stops ]
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:11,526 Your attention, please. It is now midnight.
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,737 Time for Satan's special surprise!
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,281 [ Crowd murmuring ]
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,658 I wonder what this is gonna be.
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,743 Just you wait.
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,247 [ Engine revving ]
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:29,210 Yes. Here it comes!
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:35,175 ZAZUL: Ladies and gentlemen, a fully edible Acura cake!
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,135 [ Cheering ]
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,053 Acura?
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,183 But I wanted a Ferrari!
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,476 We did the best we could. There was a problem.
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,520 Acuras are really nice.
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,190 It's not the car I wanted!
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,525 The whole party's ruined!
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,736 It doesn't matter. Your guests are having fun!
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,820 They don't care!
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,864 It's not about them!
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:01,492 [ Echoing ] It's all about me!
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:08,249 Wow. What a jerk.
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,044 Come on, Helen. Let's just go back to hell.
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,839 I'm suddenly not so hungry for Acura cake.
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,926 Oh, God. What's happened to me?
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:21,888 I've never been this terrible before.
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,556 By trying to have a party
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,393 like those spoiled, rich teenage girls on MTV,
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,646 I've become like one of them.
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,314 Satan, don't be so hard on yourself.
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,690 You're not as bad as they are.
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,983 But I am.
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,361 Throwing people out, making a big entrance,
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,030 having these stupid pictures of me all over.
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,741 Halloween is supposed to be for everyone.
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,201 Everybody, I'm sorry.
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,453 This party is for you.
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,748 It's for all of you who make my life so special.
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,833 If I don't realize that,
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:55,255 then I'm no better than a rich American teenage girl.
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,301 Open the doors!
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,470 Let everyone in, wristband or no!
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,222 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,890 [ Cheering ]
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,059 Whoo-hoo!
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,063 Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,481 C-Can I borrow that?
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,733 [ Up-tempo music playing ]
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,944 Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls.
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,487 - What the... - Thanks.
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,531 I am so sick of this.
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,741 Wait. I'm at the party!
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,660 Sure, homey. I got your back, yo.
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,120 And it's not too late.
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,746 Hey, why don't you come in with me?
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:29,872 What the heck?
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:32,166 I'm gonna get grounded anyway. Might as well!
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