Загадка о дерьме в писсуаре — Мистер Маки пытается узнать, кто нагадил в писсуар. Расследование этой истории стараниями Картмана неожиданно пересекается с расследованием событий 11 сентября.

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Загадка о дерьме в писсуаре

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

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Описание

Мистер Маки пытается узнать, кто нагадил в писсуар. Расследование этой истории стараниями Картмана неожиданно пересекается с расследованием событий 11 сентября.

Субтитры

00:00:04,522 --> 00:00:16,597 SouthPark, 1009 - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce (11.10.06) (Загадка о гавне в писуаре). southpark.org.ru
00:00:16,697 --> 00:00:24,600 перевод: shoke (shoke@sibmail.com) тайминг: shoke, Jah(lion)/Eric ;)
00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:24,708 специально для http://uzhe.vtomske.ru и http://sp.fanclub.cc перевод: shoke (shoke@sibmail.com) тайминг: shoke, Jah(lion)/Eric ;)
00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:27,300 специально для http://uzhe.vtomske.ru и http://sp.fanclub.cc
00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:42,865 - И так клас, Джон Ли был оправдан. И сказал он, спасибо черножоп...
00:00:42,895 --> 00:00:44,525 -О, здравствуйте мистер Меки.
00:00:44,565 --> 00:00:47,255 -Все девочки, выйдете в коридор, пожалуйста.
00:00:47,285 --> 00:00:49,945 Мне нужно поговорить с мальчиками.
00:00:52,865 --> 00:00:55,055 -Мальчики у нас очень серьезная проблема...
00:00:55,085 --> 00:00:57,245 -Я только что вернулся из мужского туалета
00:00:57,285 --> 00:01:01,675 и там, кто-то, сходил по большому в писсуар...
00:01:02,995 --> 00:01:04,415 -Что такое писсуар?
00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,175 -Специальный туалет куда писают.
00:01:06,215 --> 00:01:09,945 -Какой-то шутник, насрал в писсуар.
00:01:09,985 --> 00:01:16,545 -И я хочу, что бы тот кто это сделал, вышел сюда, или я накажу всех.
00:01:16,585 --> 00:01:20,215 -Кто мог насрать в писсуар? Это б-б-безсмысленнное преступление...
00:01:20,245 --> 00:01:25,295 -Мистер Меки, вы можете смеяться, но я думаю это своего рода заговор... так же как 11ое сентября (9/11)
00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:28,925 -О Боже, опять началось! 11ое Сентября (9/11), небыло заговором, толстожопый!
00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:31,855 -Че правда? Ты веришь всему что тебе говорят Кайл?!
00:01:31,895 --> 00:01:35,105 -Извините, может вернемся писсуарам?
00:01:35,135 --> 00:01:38,315 -Вы видимо не понимаете, насколько это серьезно.
00:01:38,345 --> 00:01:40,595 -Ну и кто обгадил писсуар?
00:01:42,065 --> 00:01:43,735 -О, вы думаете это смешно?
00:01:43,775 --> 00:01:48,785 -Мкей, Мкей! Самое смешное начнется, когда сюда приедет полиция!
00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:52,645 -Извините мистер Меки, но у нас нет никаких следов, что бы начать расследование.
00:01:52,675 --> 00:01:57,785 -Но должен быть какой-то мотив, никто не будет срать в писсуар без причины?
00:01:57,815 --> 00:02:00,895 -Я не понимаю, кому выгодно было надристать в писсуар?
00:02:00,935 --> 00:02:05,415 -Это загадка слишком сложная для меня. Я думаю нам нужно позвать "Hardly boys".
00:02:11,585 --> 00:02:15,555 <i>Hardly Boys, двое молодых детективов, которые раскрывают тайны..</i>
00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:20,635 <i>Hardly Boys и экскременты в писсуаре.</i>
00:02:21,135 --> 00:02:24,085 -И так Hardly Boys, у нас нет никаких подозреваемых, и никаких зацепок
00:02:24,085 --> 00:02:24,885 -Это точно загадка. -И так Hardly Boys, у нас нет никаких подозреваемых, и никаких зацепок
00:02:25,185 --> 00:02:26,245 -Это точно загадка.
00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:28,475 -Да очень большая.
00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,475 -Тот кто это сделал, должно быть ненавидит школу.
00:02:33,395 --> 00:02:35,115 -Ооо, мне кажется, у меня есть догадка.
00:02:35,145 --> 00:02:36,275 -Правда?
00:02:36,315 --> 00:02:39,365 -Даа, это точно догадка.
00:02:40,495 --> 00:02:41,655 -Оу, я тоже начал догадываться!
00:02:41,655 --> 00:02:42,615 -Моя догадка, ведет меня в ту сторону. -Оу, я тоже начал догадываться!
00:02:42,615 --> 00:02:43,825 -Моя догадка, ведет меня в ту сторону.
00:02:44,445 --> 00:02:47,935 -Ооо, теперь я точно догадался.
00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:50,385 -Моя догадка прямо распирает меня!
00:02:50,425 --> 00:02:52,985 -Моя догадка, хочет, что бы я пошел в ту сторону!
00:02:53,015 --> 00:02:55,325 -Ооо давай следовать той догадке!
00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:03,875 -Нашли уже того кто обгадил писсуар? -Нет еще.
00:03:03,905 --> 00:03:05,755 -Они и не будут искать.
00:03:05,795 --> 00:03:09,345 -Они возьмут кого-нибудь, скажут, что это он, и заставят нас всех поверить
00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:11,075 -9/11 снова повторяется.
00:03:11,105 --> 00:03:13,015 -Может ты уже заткнешься, насчет 9/11?
00:03:13,045 --> 00:03:14,885 -Кайл, почему ты так боишься правды?
00:03:14,925 --> 00:03:18,175 -Потому что каждый, кто думает, что 9/11 был заговор - пенсионер!
00:03:18,205 --> 00:03:19,075 -Серьезно?
00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:25,425 -А ты знал, что 1/4 всех американцев, думает, что 9/11 это заговор. То есть ты хочешь сказать, что четверть всех американцев - пенсионеры?!
00:03:25,465 --> 00:03:28,115 -Да, я говорю, что 1/4 всех американцев - пенсионеры!
00:03:28,145 --> 00:03:29,355 -Как минимум четверть.
00:03:29,395 --> 00:03:33,245 -Давайте проведем тест. Нас четверо, ты пенсионер, это 1/4.
00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:35,935 -Уже очень много людей, знающих правду, Кайл.
00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,025 -Баттерс!
00:03:37,155 --> 00:03:38,205 -Здорова пацаны!
00:03:38,245 --> 00:03:41,155 -Баттерс, ты действительно думаешь, что 9/11 было террористическим актом?
00:03:41,185 --> 00:03:42,955 -Или это было нечто другое?
00:03:42,995 --> 00:03:46,675 -Нуу, я слышал, что в 9/11 замешан президент Д.Буш.
00:03:46,705 --> 00:03:47,895 -Ха, вы слышали?
00:03:47,925 --> 00:03:49,085 -Кто тебе это сказал?
00:03:49,115 --> 00:03:50,005 -Эрик.
00:03:50,045 --> 00:03:51,455 -Я закончил.
00:03:51,495 --> 00:03:53,755 -Баттерс, ты серьезно веришь в это?
00:03:53,785 --> 00:03:56,035 -Ну, я, имею ввиду, никогда до конца не знаешь,
00:03:56,075 --> 00:03:58,195 -Правительство готово на всё.
00:03:58,235 --> 00:04:01,865 -Правительство и корпорации во главе с евреями, виноваты в том, что случилось 9/11.
00:04:01,895 --> 00:04:02,985 -Точно Баттерс.
00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:06,415 -Черт побери! Ты видишь что происходит, когда начинаешь нести эту тупую чушь толстожопый?
00:04:06,445 --> 00:04:07,705 -Что?! Люди начинают видеть правду?!
00:04:07,735 --> 00:04:08,705 -Можно я пойду?
00:04:08,735 --> 00:04:09,635 -Парни вы слепые!
00:04:09,675 --> 00:04:17,385 Не могу поверить, вы верите, тому, что говорят СМИ! Я выясню правду, я раскрою этот заговор раз и навсегда!
00:04:17,415 --> 00:04:18,745 -О нет...
00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:25,125 <i>Это плохо, задавать вопросы?</i>
00:04:25,155 --> 00:04:28,275 <i> Это плохо видеть правду?</i>
00:04:28,605 --> 00:04:35,115 <i>Я не могу слепо поверить в их версию, я могу провести свое расследование..</i>
00:04:35,155 --> 00:04:38,135 <i>Все доказательства ведут меня в одном направлении.</i>
00:04:38,325 --> 00:04:41,545 <i>Я как Чарли Шин в "Блаженный Дьявол"</i>
00:04:41,575 --> 00:04:48,265 <i>Мне нужно знать, что действительно случилось, одиннадцатого сентября (9/11)</i>
00:04:48,305 --> 00:04:53,465 <i>Что действительно случилось одиннадцатого сентября?...</i>
00:04:53,935 --> 00:04:55,575 -Конечно!
00:04:55,605 --> 00:05:00,085 Это так очевидно, как мы не видели этого раньше?...
00:05:00,835 --> 00:05:07,555 -Это мая лягуфка, у нее нет имени, это лягуфка а не жаба, потому фто жабы не булькают, я фитаю фто лягуфки лучфие домафние животные.
00:05:09,395 --> 00:05:13,985 -Хорошо, спасибо Леррой, спасибо что показал нам свою, чертову маленькую лягушку.
00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:14,895 -Есть еще желающие выступить? -Хорошо, спасибо Леррой, спасибо что показал нам свою, чертову маленькую лягушку.
00:05:14,895 --> 00:05:16,945 -Есть еще желающие выступить?
00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:22,395 -Ладно, Эрик, ты можешь выйти.
00:05:24,905 --> 00:05:30,385 -Сегодня я горд вам представить, мой шокирующий доклад -
00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:32,575 -"Правда об атаках 11ого сентября"
00:05:33,005 --> 00:05:34,245 -О господи!
00:05:34,795 --> 00:05:38,975 -Нам сказали, что пожар после попадания самолета, расплавил стальные перегородки башен
00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,565 -из-за которых они рухнули.
00:05:40,605 --> 00:05:45,215 -Но знаете ли вы, что температуры горения керосина недостаточно, что бы расплавить сталь?
00:05:45,395 --> 00:05:48,005 -Нам сказали, что в Пентагон, тоже врезался самолет.
00:05:48,035 --> 00:05:51,025 Но взгляните на это фото Пентагона, дыра недостаточно большая,
00:05:51,065 --> 00:05:54,135 и если самолет врезался, где остатки от него?
00:05:54,235 --> 00:05:59,225 -И так главный вопрос, если террористы непричастны к 9/11, то кто?
00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:01,265 Вы помните что было 2 башни?
00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:06,345 2-1=1, 1 и 1 это 11, 2-1=1, 1 и 1
00:06:06,385 --> 00:06:11,135 далее 9 членов совета директоров, это 9 1 1 - 9/11
00:06:11,175 --> 00:06:15,205 И теперь отнимите от 11и 9 и прибавьте к 11, получится 12.
00:06:15,365 --> 00:06:19,515 -Что ведет нас прямо к главному виновному в 9/11...
00:06:19,945 --> 00:06:20,975 -КАЙЛ!
00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,695 -Я?!?!
00:06:22,795 --> 00:06:24,535 -12 состоит из цифр 1 и 2
00:06:24,575 --> 00:06:27,695 -Так же как и вчера, кто-то посрал(2) в писсуар, вместо того что бы поссать(1).
00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:32,295 Сложите 1 и 2 и 9/11 и вы получите 914, отбросьте 4 и вы получите 91
00:06:33,335 --> 00:06:35,995 -Точно такой же результат(91) получил Кайл по устному экзамену, через 12 дней после 11ого сентября.
00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:37,695 -Кто самый главный подозреваемый 9/11?
00:06:37,725 --> 00:06:38,225 Кайл!
00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:41,075 -Кто отвественнен за падение башен?! Кайл!
00:06:41,105 --> 00:06:43,305 -Кто обосрал писсуар? Кайл!
00:06:43,345 --> 00:06:52,505 -Но самое ужасное доказательство я обнаружил, когда увеличил картинку, сначала изображение было размыто, но когда я обработал изображение...
00:06:54,385 --> 00:06:57,935 -Ты почти ушел от правосудия, пронырливый говноед!
00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,105 -Привет Токен...
00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,355 -Ты будешь сегодня вечером смотреть матч, Баттерс?
00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:16,805 -Хорошо! ХОРОШО! Я НЕ несу ответственности за 9/11!
00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,355 -Пиздец!
00:07:23,045 --> 00:07:25,285 -Привет бубачка, как дела в школе?
00:07:25,315 --> 00:07:26,005 -Ужасающе
00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,445 -Да ладно, школа не такая уж и плохая
00:07:28,485 --> 00:07:31,585 -...все думают, что я ответственен за 11ое сентября(9/11)...
00:07:31,615 --> 00:07:33,275 -Что, ЧТО, ЧТОО?!?!
00:07:33,545 --> 00:07:35,245 -Мы должны что-то предпринять.
00:07:35,285 --> 00:07:39,115 -Наши дети до сих пор не понимают, что случилось 9/11.
00:07:39,155 --> 00:07:43,805 -Да нам нужно еще раз поговорить с детьми в школе, что бы они поняли, что произошло на самом деле.
00:07:43,835 --> 00:07:46,065 -А что на самом деле произошло?
00:07:46,105 --> 00:07:49,935 -Есть аргументированные доказательства, того что нам говорили - неправда.
00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:51,465 -О неет, опять...
00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:56,795 -Точно, вы знаете о том, что видели подрывников в подвале зданий?
00:07:56,825 --> 00:07:58,335 -Неет.. -пенсионер..
00:07:58,425 --> 00:08:00,695 -Слушайте, во что бы вы не верили,
00:08:00,725 --> 00:08:02,925 Факт заключается в том, что КТО-ТО,
00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:06,965 наложил в школьный писсуар, и у нас до сих пор нет объяснений этому.
00:08:06,965 --> 00:08:07,035 -Мистер Меки, у нас есть более важные дела сейчас. наложил в школьный писсуар, и у нас до сих пор нет объяснений этому.
00:08:07,035 --> 00:08:09,765 -Мистер Меки, у нас есть более важные дела сейчас.
00:08:09,795 --> 00:08:10,915 -Более важные?!
00:08:10,955 --> 00:08:14,745 Вы не одна из тех, кто ходит в мужской туалет
00:08:14,775 --> 00:08:17,395 Вы просыпаетесь рано
00:08:17,435 --> 00:08:20,105 в учительской нет кофе
00:08:20,145 --> 00:08:23,825 вы заходите в сортир, а там лежит кусок гавна в писсуаре
00:08:23,855 --> 00:08:25,585 как будто смеется над вами!
00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:29,415 -Он прав, говно могли положить в писсуар, что бы прикрыть то что случилось 9/11!
00:08:29,445 --> 00:08:31,795 -Нет, я не говорил что это связано.
00:08:31,825 --> 00:08:33,625 -Откуда нам знать, что не связано?
00:08:33,665 --> 00:08:37,045 Нужно не бояться задавать вопросы!
00:08:37,085 --> 00:08:42,085 -Это очевидно, что бы пойти дальше, нужно узнать, кто стоит за этим, раз и навсегда!
00:08:42,115 --> 00:08:44,585 -Кто же еще мог это сделать?
00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:48,965 -Это слишком сложная загадка для меня, я думаю нам надо позвать Hardly Boys.
00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,145 -О нет, только не чертовых...
00:08:52,025 --> 00:08:54,925 <i>Hardly Boys, двое молодых детективов, которые раскрывают тайны.</i>
00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:59,865 <i>Hardly Boys и дело о заговоре Мирового Торгового Центра.</i>
00:09:00,545 --> 00:09:03,005 -И так это будет долгое и сложное расследование Hardly Boys,
00:09:03,045 --> 00:09:06,445 две башни, находились здесь, а теперь их нет...
00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:08,745 -И никто не знает кто несет ответственность за это?
00:09:08,785 --> 00:09:11,975 -Есть несколько теорий, но точно мы незнаем.
00:09:12,075 --> 00:09:15,605 -Мммм кому выгоднее всего, что бы 2 здания исчезли?
00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:18,685 -Ооо, я начинаю догадываться -Серьезно?
00:09:18,715 --> 00:09:20,995 -Да, я точно начинаю догадываться
00:09:21,985 --> 00:09:23,575 -Оо,оо у меня тоже появилась догадка.
00:09:24,615 --> 00:09:27,445 Да, Да, моя догадка прямо распирает меня.
00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:28,625 -Моя ведет меня на лево.
00:09:28,665 --> 00:09:32,035 -Ооох Френк, моя сейчас разорвет меня.
00:09:32,065 --> 00:09:33,695 Я думаю, мы должны следовать ей.
00:09:33,735 --> 00:09:35,285 -Хорошо, давай следовать твоей догадке.
00:09:38,325 --> 00:09:40,365 -Господи помоги...
00:09:56,568 --> 00:09:57,508 -Кайл!
00:09:58,168 --> 00:10:02,238 -Чувак, ты можешь мне сказать, почему ЦРУшники пришли ко мне и расспрашивали насчет тебя?
00:10:02,238 --> 00:10:02,308 -Я не знаю, чувак! Как будто кто-то перевернул все с ног наголову. -Чувак, ты можешь мне сказать, почему ЦРУшники пришли ко мне и расспрашивали насчет тебя?
00:10:02,308 --> 00:10:05,848 -Я не знаю, чувак! Как будто кто-то перевернул все с ног наголову.
00:10:05,878 --> 00:10:07,328 -Но зачем ты втянул меня в это?
00:10:07,358 --> 00:10:08,558 -Я не виноват!
00:10:08,598 --> 00:10:13,928 -Ладно, смотри, я пошарил в интернете, и нашел организацию, которая может доказать что ты невиноват в то что случилось 9/11
00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:14,688 Правда?!
00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:17,098 -Пошли, выйдем с заднего хода, что бы они нас не увидели
00:10:17,128 --> 00:10:19,428 -Одна вещ, которую я должен знать, перед тем как мы пойдем..
00:10:19,468 --> 00:10:22,748 -Ты точно не виноват в том, что случилось 9/11?
00:10:24,988 --> 00:10:25,878 -Чувак... О_О
00:10:26,928 --> 00:10:28,868 -Это все что мне надо...
00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:36,028 -Вы наверное думаете что я сдался, перестал искать того кто насрал в писсуар?
00:10:36,058 --> 00:10:39,468 -Может быть вы думаете что это несерьезное преступление?
00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:43,518 -Это мистер Vinnyswaler, уборщик.
00:10:43,558 --> 00:10:49,498 -Это человек, которому пришлось вычищать говно из писсуара
00:10:49,528 --> 00:10:54,258 Мистер Vinnyswaler зарабатывает 6 баксов в час, в лучшем случае.
00:10:54,298 --> 00:11:01,138 -У него 3ое детей, херовая машина, ему приходится драить сортиры руками.
00:11:01,178 --> 00:11:03,398 -И когда он зашел в мужской туалет,
00:11:03,398 --> 00:11:05,778 он увидел огромный вонючий рогалик коричневого цвета, уставившийся прямо ему в лицо.
00:11:05,808 --> 00:11:08,968 -И так если вы срете в писсуар,
00:11:08,998 --> 00:11:14,158 это тоже самое если бы вы надристали мистеру Vinnyswaler на голову.
00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:17,548 -А, вы думаете это смешно, да?
00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:20,278 -Мистер Меки мы его поймали! -Что?
00:11:20,928 --> 00:11:23,488 -Мы поймали того, кто это сделал.
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:32,678 -Привет, мы надеемся вы нам поможете? Моего друга обвиняют в том, что произошло 9/11.
00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:36,108 -О Господи, заходите дети.
00:11:36,568 --> 00:11:39,508 -Меня это не удивляет, все больше и больше людей обвиняют в том что произошло день за днем
00:11:40,478 --> 00:11:41,148 -Правда?
00:11:41,188 --> 00:11:44,618 -Ага, это отвлекает людей, не дает увидеть что происходит на самом деле.
00:11:44,658 --> 00:11:48,338 -Я знаю это звучит бредово, но в том что случилось 9/11 виновато наше правительство.
00:11:48,368 --> 00:11:51,078 -Для того что бы они имели поддержку, для атаки на ближний восток.
00:11:51,118 --> 00:11:53,538 -Что? Нет, нет нет! -Я знаю, в это трудно поверить.
00:11:53,568 --> 00:11:55,958 -Чувак, зачем правительству уничтожать собственные здания?
00:11:55,988 --> 00:12:03,378 -Это называется саботаж, это выглядит, как будто на вас нападает враг, заставляет народ подняться и "махать флагами"
00:12:03,408 --> 00:12:07,198 -А потом дает возможность вторгнутся в любую страну, в которую вы захотите!
00:12:08,178 --> 00:12:08,558 -Это по пенсионерски
00:12:08,598 --> 00:12:12,588 -Если вы повнимательнее посмотрите на доказательства, вы увидите огромные дыры в этой истории.
00:12:12,618 --> 00:12:15,448 -Огромные дыры были и в "Чайной" революции, но это не значит, что она было неправильно.
00:12:15,478 --> 00:12:16,868 -Вы не понимаете!
00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:22,688 Правительство контролирует всё! СМИ, корпорации, они могут сделать все что захотят!
00:12:22,718 --> 00:12:23,948 -Вот, взгляните!
00:12:23,988 --> 00:12:27,898 -Посмотрите на этикетку, давайте, прочтите!
00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:28,538 -Код 234
00:12:28,578 --> 00:12:30,918 -Мы думаем их, прислало правительствоЫ
00:12:30,948 --> 00:12:32,998 -Что это? -Это Сибирская язва.
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:34,018 -СИБИРСКАЯ ЯЗВА?!
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,518 -Когда-нибудь мы используем эти доказательства против них.
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,968 -Стэн нас не должны, видеть с этим…
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:50,158 -Зачем Клайд, зачем ты это сделал?
00:12:51,158 --> 00:12:52,258 -Я не знаю
00:12:52,798 --> 00:12:55,388 -Ты достал всю школу Клайд!
00:12:55,428 --> 00:12:58,448 ты достал 300 человек, пользующихся мужским туалетом.
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,178 -Ты решил стать комедиантом?
00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:02,898 отложил личинку в писсуар
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:05,528 Что бы все любовались.
00:13:06,538 --> 00:13:08,368 -Ok, ok! Ты думаешь это смешно?!
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:09,718 -А вот остальные нет!
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:16,148 им пришлось смотреть на этот писсуар где ты оставил свою коричневую куколку!
00:13:16,158 --> 00:13:19,158 -Мистер Меки, пришли родители Клайда.
00:13:19,188 --> 00:13:23,618 -Отлично, давай посмотрим, что скажут твои родители, насчет твоих какашечных игр
00:13:23,658 --> 00:13:29,298 -Заходите, я как раз пытаюсь добиться от вашего сына объяснения, почему он насрал в писсуар.
00:13:29,568 --> 00:13:33,218 -Мистер Меки, вы должны кое-что знать.
00:13:39,178 --> 00:13:41,738 -Извините, но похоже произошло недоразумение.
00:13:41,768 --> 00:13:44,128 -Проходите господин президент
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:48,978 -Э, господин президент, мое имя.. -Заткнули ебала!
00:13:49,008 --> 00:13:51,538 Вы думаете, мы незнаем, как вас зовут? Мы знаем все!
00:13:51,568 --> 00:13:54,058 Мы контролируем всё!
00:13:54,098 --> 00:13:58,768 -Мы все, очень старались, что бы доказательства нашей вины остались в тайне.
00:13:58,798 --> 00:14:01,128 -Но вы все равно продолжали копать.
00:14:01,948 --> 00:14:02,778 -Правда?
00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:05,268 -Вы не сможете скрыть это, люди знают!
00:14:05,298 --> 00:14:08,228 -Люди? Вы имеете в виду быдло…
00:14:08,268 --> 00:14:11,468 -Хорошо, что мы вас поймали...
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:15,168 -Осталась только одна вещ... которую нужно исправить
00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:16,808 Подождите! Что вы делаете?
00:14:16,848 --> 00:14:20,018 -Боюсь, ты уже слишком давно перешел черту.
00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:25,728 -Нет! Вы не можете так поступить! Пожалуйста! Я прекращу! Я снесу мой вебсайт!
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:29,908 -Слишком поздно
00:14:31,818 --> 00:14:33,518 -ГОСПОДИ ВСЕМОГУЩИЙ!
00:14:35,088 --> 00:14:37,588 -Хахаха, он умер как свинья.
00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:39,648 -Некоторые свиньи никогда не учатся
00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:42,008 -Данунахуй...
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,588 -Он был прав, это вы виноваты в том, что случилось 9/11
00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:48,208 -Да, довольно просто догадаться.
00:14:48,328 --> 00:14:52,328 -Все что нужно было сделать, это заложить взрывные заряды в подвалы зданий
00:14:52,368 --> 00:14:55,608 позже 11ого сентября, мы подстроили похищение 4ех самолетов
00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:56,798 хотя на самом деле мы посадили их в Пенсильвании.
00:14:56,838 --> 00:15:07,208 Потом направили 2 военных самолета на башни близнецы, после того как выстрелили по Пентагону, с одного из самолетов F-15, крылатой ракетой...
00:15:07,248 --> 00:15:12,498 -Это был самый интригующий и запутанный план саботажа в мире...
00:15:14,638 --> 00:15:16,398 -Серьезно?! -Зачем?
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,208 -Самый главный повод на земле: Деньги
00:15:19,248 --> 00:15:22,978 -Башни упали, а американское быдло машет флажками.
00:15:23,218 --> 00:15:25,108 -Наконец мы смогли вторгнуться в Ирак.
00:15:25,148 --> 00:15:28,888 -Я получил доступ к нефти, которая сделать нас богаче как никогда!
00:15:28,918 --> 00:15:30,398 -Прелестные денежки!
00:15:32,338 --> 00:15:33,368 -???
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:35,188 -В этом замешано всё правительство?
00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:38,388 -Мы все в курсе.
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,118 -Прощайте мальчики.
00:15:45,088 --> 00:15:46,698 -Черт, я промазал по пацанам.
00:15:46,898 --> 00:15:48,978 -Чтоб тебя черти дрючили, Чейни!
00:15:49,108 --> 00:15:50,538 -Кайл, бежим!
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,078 -Убеееейтее ииих!
00:15:57,278 --> 00:15:58,928 -Внимание ученики
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,948 -Клайд непричастен к обосраному писсуару,
00:16:02,978 --> 00:16:06,168 -Потому что у Клайда уже запор 5ть дней
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,248 Ok?
00:16:07,428 --> 00:16:11,118 -Но кто бы это не сделал, этот непозволительный акт вандализма писуаров,он пока еще не найден,
00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,468 -Мужской туалет все еще закрыт. -Мужской туалет все еще закрыт.
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,518 -Потому что один из вас, решил, что это будет замечательная идея
00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:20,088 снять штаны,
00:16:20,128 --> 00:16:22,718 поднять свои булки над писсуаром,
00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:26,328 и выдавить хот-дог "для бедных"
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,688 -Вы думаете это смешно?!?!
00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:32,218 -Я вам покажу что нет ничего смешного в том
00:16:32,248 --> 00:16:36,748 что бы пойти, в хороший беззащитный чистенький туалет
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,348 снять штаны,...
00:16:38,378 --> 00:16:41,998 повернутся, забраться на писсуар
00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:45,908 может быть даже раздвинуть булки руками,
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:49,588 и оставить в нем огромного жирного дракона, которого не видел еще свет.
00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,768 -ага, это ОЧЕНЬ смешно...
00:16:53,108 --> 00:16:58,458 -Я поймаю этого сукина сына, даже если это будет последнее, что я сделаю в жизни!
00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:07,745 -Ладно, теперь нам надо пересесть на автобус 65.
00:17:08,315 --> 00:17:10,985 -Мы сделали это чувак, мы будем дома, меньше чем через18 часов.
00:17:11,015 --> 00:17:12,865 -И тогда мы расскажем всем, что мы видели
00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:15,315 -мне кажется это неправильно
00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:18,915 -ага, мои глаза, наконец открыты, как будто только что родился
00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:20,045 -нуу да
00:17:20,085 --> 00:17:23,295 но тебе не кажется что мы слишком легко, сбежали из белого дома?
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:28,745 -Я имею в виду, что это Белый Дом, ну а мы просто..сбежали..
00:17:28,785 --> 00:17:31,985 -Ну, парень, может мы супер крутые плохиши, ты об этом не подумал?
00:17:36,505 --> 00:17:38,865 -Чувак, ты жив?!
00:17:42,585 --> 00:17:44,175 -Вернись!
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,135 -Нет! Пожалуйста! Пожалуйста!
00:18:05,175 --> 00:18:07,475 -Чувак? Что, черт возьми, происходит?
00:18:07,515 --> 00:18:09,785 -Не убивайте меня, я лишь делал то, что они сказали
00:18:09,815 --> 00:18:10,745 -Кто что сказал?
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:14,335 -У меня семья! Пожалуйста, не убивайте!
00:18:14,335 --> 00:18:16,255 -Чувак, мы не собираемся тебя убивать.
00:18:18,775 --> 00:18:19,805 -О БОЖЕ!
00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:21,715 -Тут небезопасно парни, следуйте за мной!
00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:23,485 -А ТЫ БЛЯТЬ КТО ТАКОЙ?!
00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:25,235 -НЕТ ВРЕМЕНИ, БЕГОМ!
00:18:31,995 --> 00:18:35,095 -Может вы нам расскажешь, что черт возьми происходит? Кто ты?
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:38,655 -Я детектив, и я боюсь дети, вы уже два раза перешли "черту".
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,695 -Вы думаете, все это как-то связано?
00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:44,405 -Не я, мои сыновья сыщики. Заходите парни.
00:18:46,415 --> 00:18:50,775 -Мои парни расследовали кто насрал в писсуаре, и наткнулись на нечто необычное, на улику.
00:18:50,805 --> 00:18:53,855 -На улику... -Это улика дала нам обоим зацепку..
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:59,445 -Эта ниточка привела их к обществу "Заговор 9/11", где они нашли еще больше зацепок
00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:02,295 -У меня появлялись догадки каждые 2 минуты.
00:19:02,335 --> 00:19:06,725 -У меня была такая распирающая догадка, что меня чуть не переклинило.
00:19:06,765 --> 00:19:12,165 -Эти догадки вели к тому что, весь "заговор 9/11", может быть опровергнут научно.
00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:14,375 -И тогда Френку пришла самая большая догадка.
00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,805 -Она былааа огрооооооооомной.
00:19:16,895 --> 00:19:22,035 -Все сайты посвященные "Заговору 9/11", поддерживает правительство,.
00:19:22,075 --> 00:19:27,225 -"Заговор 9/11" это правительственный заговор...
00:19:27,255 --> 00:19:28,525 -О Боже...
00:19:28,565 --> 00:19:31,375 -Зачем правительству, делать так чтобы люди думали, что это правительство замешано в 9/11
00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:34,925 -Правительству нужна сила, что бы иметь полный контроль.
00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:40,275 -Какой наилучший способ заставить людей боятся, правительства? Убедить их в том, что то что произошло 11ого сентября - изощренный план, придуманный правительством, что бы добиться своих целей?
00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:40,645 -Достаточно, Хардли. -Какой наилучший способ заставить людей боятся, правительства? Убедить их в том, что то что произошло 11ого сентября - изощренный план, придуманный правительством, что бы добиться своих целей?
00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:42,505 -Достаточно, Хардли.
00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:45,115 -Не верьте тому, что он говорит, мальчики.
00:19:45,155 --> 00:19:48,425 Мы подстроили то что случилось 11ого сентября. Все доказательства здесь, в этой секретной папке.
00:19:48,425 --> 00:19:48,795 -Но вы ее никогда не получите... Мы подстроили то что случилось 11ого сентября. Все доказательства здесь, в этой секретной папке.
00:19:48,795 --> 00:19:50,975 -Но вы ее никогда не получите...
00:19:54,525 --> 00:19:58,275 -Я так и знал! Вы не подстраивали 9/11, вы не застрелили того парня!
00:19:58,755 --> 00:20:00,365 -Мальчики вы не понимаете,
00:20:00,405 --> 00:20:02,615 люди должны думать, что мы всемогущи, что мы контролируем весь мир.
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:08,035 что мы контролируем весь мир. Если мы не контролировали 11ое сентября - значит мы не можем вообще ничего контролировать! :(
00:20:08,075 --> 00:20:10,495 -Почему вы просто не скажите правду людям?
00:20:10,535 --> 00:20:13,985 -Мы так и сделали, и почти все поверили в правду,
00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:16,855 но 1/4 нации - пенсионеры,
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:21,205 если они думают, что мы все контролируем с помощью интер-корпораций, мы не против!
00:20:21,455 --> 00:20:26,435 -Только одна вещь, господин президент? Откуда вы блять узнали, где мы?
00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:32,835 -Почему ты просто не пошел домой, чувак? Это все что нам нужно было сделать.
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,995 -Стэн? Что за хуйня?
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:36,825 -Всё было спланировано.
00:20:36,865 --> 00:20:39,985 -Всё было спланировано. Почему?
00:20:40,015 --> 00:20:42,025 -Потому что это был я...
00:20:42,065 --> 00:20:45,005 -Я тот кто насрал в писсуар.
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:45,465 -Чего?
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,715 -Кабинки были заняты, я не хотел обосраться.
00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:49,605 -Я подумал насрать в писсуар это не преступление
00:20:49,635 --> 00:20:51,165 -И так ты обвинил правительство?
00:20:51,205 --> 00:20:57,335 -И правительство приняло обвинения, это добавило им очков в версии о "правительственном заговоре 9/11"
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:59,705 -Ну блин, теперь все узнают
00:20:59,745 --> 00:21:02,985 -Почему эти дурацкие Hardly Boys, так хорошо умеют раскрывать секреты?
00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:04,005 -Так, подождите...
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:07,555 Стэн насрал в писсуар, и он связался с сайтом "заговор 9/11"?
00:21:07,585 --> 00:21:09,785 Но сайт "заговора" поддерживался правительством?
00:21:09,815 --> 00:21:10,565 -Ага.
00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,595 -Кто тогда несет ответственность за 11ое сентября?
00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:14,595 -В смысле? - Кучка ебанутых мусульман!
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,655 -Ага, ты что пенсионер?
00:21:19,065 --> 00:21:24,925 -Ну похоже эта тайна - раскрыта, настало время расплаты
00:21:27,505 --> 00:21:31,235 -Гадить в писсуар плохо
00:21:31,305 --> 00:21:35,715 -Как бы ты себя чувствовал, если кто-нибудь пришел к тебе домой,
00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:40,655 -Снял штаны, и надристал твоей маме прямо на лицо?
00:21:41,535 --> 00:21:43,405 -Ты думаешь это смешно?
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,865 -Да это просто уржатся можно!

00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,723 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:21,647 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,446 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:32,950 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:39,999 And so, class, that is when Jolie countered <i>back</i> to Aniston
00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:42,501 and said things like --
00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,045 Oh, hello, Mr. Mackey.
00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,255 All the girls go out in the hall, please.
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,050 I need to speak with the boys of this class, m'kay.
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,513 Boys, we have a very serious problem.
00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,849 I've just come from the men's restroom,
00:00:56,974 --> 00:01:01,103 and somebody went number two in the urinal.
00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:03,898 What's a urinal?
00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,775 The wall toilet for peeing in.
00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:09,612 And some jokester took a poop in it, m'kay.
00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,448 Now, I want whoever did it to come forward right now,
00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:16,077 and it will be less painful for everybody, m'kay?
00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:18,162 Who would take a dump in the urinal?
00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,914 It's such a s-senseless crime.
00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,791 Mr. Mackey, I think you might want to entertain
00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,793 that this is some kind of conspiracy.
00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,086 Just like 9/11.
00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:26,504 Oh, God! Here we go again.
00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:28,589 9/11 was not a conspiracy, fat-ass!
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,548 Oh, really?
00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,342 Do you just believe everything you're told, Kyle?
00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:32,468 Excuse me!
00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,595 Can we get back to the issue, please?
00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,973 You all don't seem to understand how serious this is!
00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:40,142 Now, who made dookie in the urinal?
00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,521 Oh, you think it's funny, huh?
00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,022 M'kay! M'kay!
00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:48,359 You're gonna think it's <i>real</i> funny when the police get here!
00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,027 I'm sorry, Mr. Mackey,
00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,404 but there just isn't really any evidence to go on.
00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,406 But there must have been some motive.
00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:57,326 Nobody would just dook in the urinal for no reason.
00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,287 But who would benefit from crapping in the urinal?
00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,456 This is too big a mystery for me.
00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:05,167 I think we better call in the Hardly Boys.
00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,384 <i>The Hardly Boys -- two young whippersnappers</i>
00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,427 <i>with a knack for solving mysteries!</i>
00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:16,971 <i>The Hardly Boys in...</i>
00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,017 So that's it, Hardly Boys.
00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,436 We've got no leads and nobody admitting to the crime.
00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,147 That sure is a mystery.
00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:28,440 Yeah. It sounds super hard.
00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:31,694 Whoever did it must have been angry with the school.
00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:35,197 Oh. Oh, I think I'm getting a clue.
00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,490 Really?
00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,368 Yeah, this is <i>totally</i> giving me a clue right now.
00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,705 Oh, I'm starting to get a clue, too!
00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,790 My clue's kind of pointing this way.
00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,085 Oh. Yeah. Now I've got a <i>total</i> clue.
00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,671 I've still got a raging clue.
00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,090 My clue's pointing over there now!
00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:56,510 Oh, let's follow that clue.
00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,600 Did they find out who crapped in the urinal yet?
00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:03,684 Not yet.
00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,603 They aren't going to find out who did it.
00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,605 But they'll make up a scapegoat, send him to detention,
00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:08,981 and make us all believe it.
00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,733 It'll be 9/11 all over again.
00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,401 Will you shut up about 9/11?
00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,403 Kyle, why are you so afraid of the truth?
00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,823 Because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard!
00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:18,824 Oh, really?
00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,868 Well, did you know over one-fourth of people in America
00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:22,703 think that 9/11 was a conspiracy?
00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,080 Are you saying that one-fourth of Americans are retards?
00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,833 Yes, I'm saying one-fourth of Americans are retards.
00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,210 Yeah, at least one-fourth.
00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,003 Let's take a test sample. There's four of us.
00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,422 You're a retard. That's one-fourth.
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,591 There are so many people who know the truth, Kyle.
00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,508 Butters!
00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,968 Hey, fellas!
00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,803 Butters, do you think 9/11 was just a plot
00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:40,930 by some angry terrorists,
00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,723 or do you think there was some kind of cover-up?
00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,143 Well, I heard that 9/11 was caused by President Bush.
00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,436 Aha! You see?
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,562 Where did you hear that?
00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:51,190 - From Eric. - I rest my case.
00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,442 Butters, you don't really believe that, do you?
00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,736 Well, I mean, you never know.
00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,905 The government does some pretty spooky things.
00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,949 The government and the corporations headed by the Jews
00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,575 that carried out 9/11.
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,494 - That's right, Butters. - God damn it!
00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,163 You see what happens when you spread this crap, fat-ass?!
00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,332 - What? People see the truth? - Can I go now?
00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,375 You guys are blind!
00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,584 I can't believe everyone here
00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,586 is just buying into what they're told by the media.
00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,171 I'm gonna go find out the truth.
00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,215 I'm gonna blow the lid off this whole 9/11 conspiracy
00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,216 once and for all!
00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,884 Oh, no.
00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,848 ♪ Is it wrong for me to ask questions? ♪
00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:28,435 ♪ Is it wrong to seek the truth? ♪
00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,563 ♪ I can't just blindly accept their version ♪
00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:34,692 ♪ I can't base my logic on proof ♪
00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:37,945 ♪ Almost all the evidence points one way ♪
00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,615 ♪ But I'm like Charlie Sheen and Gloria Estefan ♪
00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,660 ♪ I need to know what really happened ♪
00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,577 ♪ On 9/11 ♪
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:47,913 ♪ 'Leven, 'leven, 'leven, 'leven ♪
00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:52,626 ♪ What really happened on 9/11 ♪
00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:57,006 Of course. It's so obvious.
00:04:57,131 --> 00:05:00,050 How did we not see it before?
00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,428 This is my frog. He doesn't have a name.
00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,888 He's a frog, not a toad, because toads don't ribbit.
00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:07,016 I think frogs are good pets.
00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,561 Okay. Thank you, Leroy.
00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,439 Thanks for sharing your dumb little frog with the class.
00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,400 Okay. Anybody else have anything for show-and-tell?
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,653 Uh! Uh! Uh! Uhhh!
00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,613 All right, Eric. You can go next.
00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,493 For show-and-tell today, I have brought
00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,913 my shocking PowerPoint report on the truth...
00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,458 behind the 9/11 attacks.
00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,709 Oh, Christ.
00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,795 We are told to believe that the fire from the jet fuel
00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,756 melted the steel framing of the towers,
00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,215 which led to their collapse.
00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:41,717 But did you know jet fuel doesn't burn
00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,053 at a high enough temperature to melt steel?
00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,681 We were told the Pentagon was hit by a hijacked plane as well.
00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,558 But now look at this photo of the Pentagon.
00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:50,893 The hole is not nearly big enough.
00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,479 And if a plane hit it, where's the rest of the plane?
00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,064 Whoa.
00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,482 So now the inevitable question --
00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:58,650 If terrorists didn't cause 9/11, who did?
00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,903 Remember that there are, in fact, two towers.
00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,572 Two minus one is one -- one, one -- 11.
00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,075 Two minus one is one. One, one.
00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,159 And there are nine members
00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,327 on Silverstein's board of directors.
00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,788 That's 9-1-1 -- 9/11.
00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:14,625 And take two minus one plus 9-11, and you get 12.
00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:18,712 Which leads us all to the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.
00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,048 Kyle.
00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:22,466 Me?
00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,259 Twelve contains the numbers 1 and 2,
00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:25,511 just like the toilet yesterday,
00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,429 where somebody went number two instead of number one.
00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,391 Add one and two with 911, and you get 914.
00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:32,059 Drop the 4, and it's 91 --
00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,144 exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test
00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,813 12 days after 9/11!
00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,023 Who had the most to gain from 9/11? Kyle!
00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,109 Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell?
00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:40,818 Kyle!
00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,986 Who dropped the deuce in the urinal? Kyle!
00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:44,655 But probably the most damning of all
00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,324 is the evidence seen in this photo of tower 2.
00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,660 When I zoomed in, I saw what first appeared to be a blur.
00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,829 But when I computer-enhanced it...
00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,708 You almost got away with it, you sneaky butthole.
00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,758 Hey, Token.
00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,680 Y-You gonna watch the game tonight, Butters?
00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,223 Aah!
00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,809 All right. All right!
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,562 I was not responsible for 9/11!
00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,274 God damn it!
00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,445 Hello, boubbie. How was school today?
00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:25,612 Terrible.
00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,073 Oh, come on. School isn't all that bad.
00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,826 But everyone thinks I was responsible for 9/11.
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,911 Wha-Wha-What?!
00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,371 We have to do something.
00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,123 It is obvious our children
00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,625 are still completely confused about 9/11!
00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,961 Yes, we need to go over it again in the classrooms
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,255 so they understand what really happened.
00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,424 Well, what really happened?
00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:46,800 There's strong evidence
00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,344 that what we were told isn't the truth.
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,096 - Oh, no. - Oh, brother.
00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,055 That's right.
00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,308 Did you know there were explosions seen
00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,143 at the base of the towers?
00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,020 - No, no. - Are you retarded?
00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,646 Look, whatever you believe,
00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,441 the fact of the matter is <i>somebody...</i>
00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,568 dropped a dook in the school urinal,
00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,653 and there's still no explanation for that!
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,406 Mr. Mackey, there are more important things going on here.
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,449 More important?
00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:11,658 You aren't the one
00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,411 who had to walk into the boys' bathroom, m'kay,
00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,997 after having to wake up early, you know.
00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,249 There's no -- no coffee in the teachers' lounge,
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,792 and then you -- you walk into the bathroom
00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:23,545 just to find a big dook laying there in the urinal,
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,963 like it's laughing at you!
00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,131 He's right!
00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,926 The turd could have been put in there to cover up 9/11!
00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,303 No, I'm not saying they're related!
00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,055 How do we know they're not?
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,683 We need to be brave enough to ask questions.
00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,102 It's obvious that before we go any further,
00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:42,648 we need to find out who was behind 9/11 once and for all!
00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,107 Who else could it have been?
00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,109 This is too big a mystery for me.
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,403 I think we'd better call in the Hardly Boys.
00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,280 Oh, no. Not the goddamn --
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,659 <i>The Hardly Boys -- two young whippersnappers</i>
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,410 <i>with a taste for solving mysteries.</i>
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,787 <i>The Hardly Boys in...</i>
00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,668 So that's about the long and short of it, Hardly Boys.
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:06,129 There were two towers that stood right here, and they're gone.
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,423 And nobody knows who's responsible?
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,759 There are theories, but nobody's certain.
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,805 Hmm. Who would benefit most from two buildings disappearing?
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,516 Ooh. Oh, I just started getting a clue.
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:18,433 Really?
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,811 Yeah. I'm totally getting a clue.
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,313 Oh. Oh, that's giving <i>me</i> a clue.
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:26,108 Yeah. Y-Yeah. I've got a raging clue right now.
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,651 Mine's pointing to the left.
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:31,613 Oh. Oh, Frank, seriously, I have such a raging clue right now.
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,490 I think we'd better follow it.
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,284 Okay. Let's follow your raging clue.
00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,955 Godspeed.
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:57,723 - Kyle! - Aah!
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,766 Dude, do you mind telling me why CIA guys
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,019 are coming to my house and questioning me about you?
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,103 I don't know, dude!
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,688 It's like everyone's putting pieces together
00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:05,689 that aren't there!
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,190 But why did you have to involve me?
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,067 - It's not my fault! - All right. Look.
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,569 I've been doing research on the Web,
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,446 and I found an organization who says they can prove
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,739 you weren't involved in 9/11.
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,157 - Really? - Come on.
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,908 We'll go out the back so they don't see you.
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,328 There's just one thing I need to know before we go.
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,331 You <i>weren't</i> responsible for 9/11, right?
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,168 Dude.
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,669 That's all I needed.
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,091 Now, you might all think I've given up
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,761 finding who crapped in the urinal, m'kay.
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,222 And maybe -- maybe you think it's a victimless crime.
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:43,185 This is Mr. Venezuela, the school janitor, m'kay.
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,896 He's the person who has to clean up
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,483 when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet.
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:53,945 Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, m'kay.
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,947 He's got three kids at home.
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,658 He's got a car that barely works.
00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:00,744 He's got to clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay.
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,579 Then he walks into the boys' room
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,499 and sees a big, meaty chud starin' him in the face.
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:09,169 So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay,
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,171 you might as well have just dropped your pants
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,924 and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head.
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,344 Oh, you think it's funny, huh?
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,013 Mr. Mackey, we got him!
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:20,847 Huh?
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,725 We caught the person that did it.
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,899 Hi. We were hoping you can help us.
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,693 My friend is being blamed for 9/11.
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,529 Oh, geez. Come on in, kids.
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,656 It doesn't surprise me.
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:40,283 More and more people are being blamed for 9/11 every day.
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,368 - They are? - Yeah.
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,287 It's a way of keeping people from seeing the real evidence.
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,622 I know it seems crazy,
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,041 but 9/11 was pulled off by our own government
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,794 so they could gain support for attacking the Middle East.
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,295 What? No, no, no.
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,797 I know it's hard to believe.
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,007 Dude, why would the government attack its own buildings?
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,093 It's called the false-flag policy.
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,137 Make it look like the enemy has attacked you.
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,098 Get all your citizens riled up and waving American flags.
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,226 Then you're free to invade any country you want.
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,603 That's retarded.
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,230 Look into the evidence of 9/11,
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,482 and you'll see there are a lot of holes in their story.
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,317 There's a lot of holes in the theory of evolution, too.
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,402 It doesn't mean it's wrong.
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,903 You don't understand!
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,739 The government controls everything.
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,323 The media, the corporations.
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,492 They have the power to do anything they want!
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,203 Here. Look. Read the labels on these!
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,246 Go on! Read them!
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,540 "Code 2-3-4."
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,834 We think they came from a government office.
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,753 - What is it? - It's anthrax.
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,171 Anthrax?
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,506 Someday we'll use it as evidence against them.
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,717 Stan, we can't be seen with this nut job!
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:46,099 Aw! Aw! Awwwww!
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,061 Why, Clyde? Why did you do it?
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,105 I don't know.
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,317 You've got a whole school here, Clyde, m'kay?
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,361 You've got over 300 people that need to use the boys' room.
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,031 And you decide you're gonna be a comedian, m'kay,
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,866 and pinch one off in the urinal
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,118 and leave it laying there for everyone to have to look at.
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,995 Okay, okay.
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,581 You think it's funny, but nobody else does.
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,166 They've got to walk into that bathroom
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,834 and see your rancid dook propped up
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,545 against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll.
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,965 Mr. Mackey, Clyde's parents are here.
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,467 M'kay. That's good.
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,927 Let's see what your mom and dad have to say
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,595 about your little poopscapade.
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,596 Come on in, please.
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,181 I'm just trying to get your son to explain
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,600 why he would drop a dook in the urinal.
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:33,271 Mr. Mackey...there's something you should know.
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,363 Excuse me. There's been a misunderstanding.
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,323 Come on in, Mr. President.
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,494 Uh, Mr. President, my name is --
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,662 Shut up!
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,372 You think we don't know your name?
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,540 We know everything.
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,583 We control everything.
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,627 We've all worked very hard
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,547 to keep our involvement in 9/11 a secret.
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,299 But you just had to keep digging.
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,676 Really?
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,220 You won't get away with it. People know.
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,098 People? You mean sheeple.
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:11,601 We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance.
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,813 Just one more leak to fix.
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,898 Wait. What are you doing?
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,693 You've been a thorn in our side for too long, I'm afraid.
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,903 No. You can't do this!
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,488 Please! I'll stop.
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,699 I'll take down the website.
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:29,786 Too late.
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,206 Jesus Christ!
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,419 He died like a pig.
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,337 Some pigs never learn.
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,007 No way.
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,134 He was right. You <i>did</i> cause 9/11!
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,343 Yes.
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,221 Quite simple to pull off, really.
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,682 All I had to do was have explosives planted
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,434 in the base of the towers.
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,478 Then on 9/11, we pretended like four planes were being hijacked
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,606 when really we just rerouted them to Pennsylvania,
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,066 then flew two military jets into the World Trade Center
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,193 filled with more explosives and shot down all the witnesses
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,820 in Flight 93 with an F-15
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,072 after blowing up the Pentagon with a cruise missile.
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,325 It was only the world's most intricate
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,953 and flawlessly executed plan ever, ever.
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,415 Really?
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,333 Why?
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,085 The oldest reason in the world -- money.
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,170 The towers fell,
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,089 and the American sheeple all waved their flags.
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,091 Finally we could invade Iraq
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,637 and get the oil which made us all even richer than before.
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,181 Beautiful money.
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,308 Really?
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,809 Is the whole government in on this?
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,229 We are all-knowing and all-powerful.
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,440 Goodbye, boys.
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,529 Dang it! I missed again!
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,114 For Christ's sake, Cheney!
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,408 Kyle, run!
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,245 Kill them!
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,667 Attention, students.
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,127 Apparently Clyde could not have been the one
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,629 who crapped in the urinal,
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:06,758 because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5, m'kay.
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,469 Now, whoever did this unspeakable act
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,720 is still at large.
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,974 The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,768 because one of you thought it would be a good idea
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,521 to pull down your pants, m'kay,
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,357 hover your butt cheeks over the urinal,
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,069 and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog, m'kay.
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,447 Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,783 Let me assure you there is nothing funny
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:35,996 about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay,
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,582 dropping your pants and then turning around,
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,835 squatting over that urinal, m'kay,
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,588 maybe pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay,
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,799 and then laying out a big fudge dragon
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,300 for all the world to see.
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,512 Oh, yeah. That's real funny.
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,723 I'm gonna catch this son of a bitch
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:58,435 if it's the last thing I do, m'kay!
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,485 All right. Now we have to switch over to inner bus 65.
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,695 We made it, dude.
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,363 We should be home in less than 18 hours.
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,449 Then we'll tell everyone what we saw!
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,951 It just doesn't seem right.
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,578 Yeah. Our eyes are finally open, dude.
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,455 It's like waking up for the first time.
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,832 Yeah, but doesn't it seem like
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,917 we got out of the White House pretty easily?
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,878 I mean, it seems like it would be pretty hard
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,421 to escape from the White House with everyone chasing you,
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,214 and we just kind of...ran out.
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,050 Well, dude, maybe we're just super badass.
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,468 Have you thought of that?
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,928 Hey!
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,600 Dude. You're alive?
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,146 Come back here!
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,069 Hey!
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:58,912 Aah!
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,705 Aah!
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,707 Aah! Aah!
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,751 No! Please! Please!
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,753 Dude, what the hell is going on?
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,962 Don't kill me!
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,422 I-I just do what they say!
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,758 - What who says? - I have a family!
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,052 Please don't kill me!
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,970 Dude, we aren't going to kill you!
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,390 Oh, God!
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,184 It isn't safe here, boys! Follow me!
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,477 Who the are you?
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,896 There's no time! Come on!
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,446 Do you mind telling us what the hell is going on?
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,740 - Who are you? - I'm a detective.
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,159 And I'm afraid you kids have been double-crossed.
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,453 You've figured this thing all out?
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,872 Not me. My mystery-solving sons.
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,040 Come on in, boys.
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,919 My boys were researching who went number two
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,045 in the urinal at your school
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,631 when they discovered something odd, which gave them a clue.
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,550 It gave us both a clue.
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,137 That clue lead them to a 9/11 conspiracy group party,
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,930 where they got a lot more clues.
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,766 I was getting a clue like every two minutes.
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,726 I got such a raging clue
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,312 that I almost shot clue goo all over Joe.
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,149 Those clues pointed out that all the 9/11 conspiracy theories
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,651 could be disproven scientifically.
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,862 And that's when Frank got his biggest clue.
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,322 It was huge.
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,409 That all the 9/11 conspiracy websites
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,578 are run by the government.
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:26,666 The 9/11 conspiracy is a government conspiracy.
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,001 Oh, Jesus.
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,127 Why would the government
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,962 want people to think they caused 9/11?
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,297 For a government to have power,
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,591 they must appear to have complete control.
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,050 What better way to make people fear them
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,594 than to convince them they are capable
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,220 of the most elaborate plan on earth?
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,014 That's quite enough, Hardly!
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,100 Don't believe what he says, boys.
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,393 We caused 9/11.
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,562 It's all right here in these secret documents.
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,064 But you'll never get them.
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,069 I knew it!
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,031 You didn't plan 9/11 and you didn't really shoot that guy!
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,241 Boys, you don't understand.
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,368 People need to <i>think</i> we're all-powerful,
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,661 that we control the world.
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,413 If they know we weren't in charge of 9/11,
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,373 then we appear to control nothing.
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,918 Why don't you just tell people the truth?
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,711 We do that, too.
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,588 And most people believe the truth.
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,424 But one-fourth of the population is retarded.
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,468 If they want to believe that we control everything
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,595 with intricate plans, why not let them?
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,931 Just one thing, Mr. President.
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,850 How the devil did you know we were all here?
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,730 How come you couldn't just go home, dude?
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,440 That's all we had to do.
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,525 - Stan! - What the
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,319 It was all planned out.
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,446 You knew this whole time?
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,739 Why?
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,616 Because it was me.
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,118 I'm the one who took a dump in the urinal.
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,119 What?
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,247 The stalls were full, and I didn't want to miss recess!
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,207 I didn't think it would turn into such a big deal!
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,667 So you blamed the government?
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,503 And the government was more than willing to take the blame,
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,547 so long as it made them look responsible for 9/11.
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,217 Aw, man, now everyone's gonna know.
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,677 Why did the stupid Hardly Boys
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,595 have to be so good at solving mysteries?
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,763 So wait. Wait.
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,139 Stan took the dump in the urinal,
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,225 and he contacted the conspiracy website,
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,310 but the conspiracy site was run by the government?
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,061 Yeah.
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,355 So then who was responsible for 9/11?
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,274 What do you mean? A bunch of pissed-off Muslims.
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,900 Yeah. What are you, retarded?
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,114 Well, it looks like this mystery is solved.
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,450 It's time for the culprit to finally pay.
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:30,540 When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay?
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:35,044 How would you feel if somebody came into your home, m'kay,
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,546 pulled down their pants,
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,757 and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,885 Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,846 Yeah, that's <i>real</i> funny.

00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,723 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:21,647 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,446 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:32,950 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:35,911 [ Bell rings ]
00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:39,999 And so, class, that is when Jolie countered <i>back</i> to Aniston
00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:42,501 and said things like --
00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,045 Oh, hello, Mr. Mackey.
00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,255 All the girls go out in the hall, please.
00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,050 I need to speak with the boys of this class, m'kay.
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,513 Boys, we have a very serious problem.
00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,849 I've just come from the men's restroom,
00:00:56,974 --> 00:01:01,103 and somebody went number two in the urinal.
00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:03,898 What's a urinal?
00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:05,775 The wall toilet for peeing in.
00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:09,612 And some jokester took a poop in it, m'kay.
00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,448 Now, I want whoever did it to come forward right now,
00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:16,077 and it will be less painful for everybody, m'kay?
00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:18,162 Who would take a dump in the urinal?
00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,914 It's such a s-senseless crime.
00:01:20,039 --> 00:01:21,791 Mr. Mackey, I think you might want to entertain
00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:23,793 that this is some kind of conspiracy.
00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,086 Just like 9/11.
00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:26,504 Oh, God! Here we go again.
00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:28,589 9/11 was not a conspiracy, fat-ass!
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,548 Oh, really?
00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,342 Do you just believe everything you're told, Kyle?
00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:32,468 Excuse me!
00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,595 Can we get back to the issue, please?
00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,973 You all don't seem to understand how serious this is!
00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:40,142 Now, who made dookie in the urinal?
00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:43,521 - [ Laughter ] - Oh, you think it's funny, huh?
00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,022 M'kay! M'kay!
00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:48,359 You're gonna think it's <i>real</i> funny when the police get here!
00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,027 MAN: I'm sorry, Mr. Mackey,
00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,404 but there just isn't really any evidence to go on.
00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:54,406 But there must have been some motive.
00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:57,326 Nobody would just dook in the urinal for no reason.
00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,287 But who would benefit from crapping in the urinal?
00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,456 This is too big a mystery for me.
00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:05,167 I think we better call in the Hardly Boys.
00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,045 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,384 MAN: <i>The Hardly Boys -- two young whippersnappers</i>
00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,427 <i>with a knack for solving mysteries!</i>
00:02:15,553 --> 00:02:16,971 <i>The Hardly Boys in...</i>
00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,017 So that's it, Hardly Boys.
00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,436 We've got no leads and nobody admitting to the crime.
00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,147 That sure is a mystery.
00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:28,440 Yeah. It sounds super hard.
00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:31,694 Whoever did it must have been angry with the school.
00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:35,197 Oh. Oh, I think I'm getting a clue.
00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,490 Really?
00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,368 Yeah, this is <i>totally</i> giving me a clue right now.
00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,705 Oh, I'm starting to get a clue, too!
00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,790 My clue's kind of pointing this way.
00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:48,085 Oh. Yeah. Now I've got a <i>total</i> clue.
00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,671 I've still got a raging clue.
00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,090 My clue's pointing over there now!
00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:56,510 Oh, let's follow that clue.
00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,306 [ Bell rings ]
00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,600 Did they find out who crapped in the urinal yet?
00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:03,684 Not yet.
00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,603 They aren't going to find out who did it.
00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,605 But they'll make up a scapegoat, send him to detention,
00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:08,981 and make us all believe it.
00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,733 It'll be 9/11 all over again.
00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,401 Will you shut up about 9/11?
00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,403 Kyle, why are you so afraid of the truth?
00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,823 Because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard!
00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:18,824 Oh, really?
00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,868 Well, did you know over one-fourth of people in America
00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:22,703 think that 9/11 was a conspiracy?
00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,080 Are you saying that one-fourth of Americans are retards?
00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,833 Yes, I'm saying one-fourth of Americans are retards.
00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,210 Yeah, at least one-fourth.
00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,003 Let's take a test sample. There's four of us.
00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,422 You're a retard. That's one-fourth.
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,591 There are so many people who know the truth, Kyle.
00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,508 Butters!
00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,968 Hey, fellas!
00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,803 Butters, do you think 9/11 was just a plot
00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:40,930 by some angry terrorists,
00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,723 or do you think there was some kind of cover-up?
00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:46,143 Well, I heard that 9/11 was caused by President Bush.
00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,436 Aha! You see?
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,562 Where did you hear that?
00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:51,190 - From Eric. - I rest my case.
00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,442 Butters, you don't really believe that, do you?
00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,736 Well, I mean, you never know.
00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,905 The government does some pretty spooky things.
00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,949 The government and the corporations headed by the Jews
00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,575 that carried out 9/11.
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,494 - That's right, Butters. - God damn it!
00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:06,163 You see what happens when you spread this crap, fat-ass?!
00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,332 - What? People see the truth? - Can I go now?
00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,375 You guys are blind!
00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,584 I can't believe everyone here
00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,586 is just buying into what they're told by the media.
00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,171 I'm gonna go find out the truth.
00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,215 I'm gonna blow the lid off this whole 9/11 conspiracy
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00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,884 Oh, no.
00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,637 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,848 ♪ Is it wrong for me to ask questions? ♪
00:04:24,974 --> 00:04:28,435 ♪ Is it wrong to seek the truth? ♪
00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,563 ♪ I can't just blindly accept their version ♪
00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:34,692 ♪ I can't base my logic on proof ♪
00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:37,945 ♪ Almost all the evidence points one way ♪
00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,615 ♪ But I'm like Charlie Sheen and Gloria Estefan ♪
00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,660 ♪ I need to know what really happened ♪
00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,577 ♪ On 9/11 ♪
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:47,913 ♪ 'Leven, 'leven, 'leven, 'leven ♪
00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:52,626 ♪ What really happened on 9/11 ♪
00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:57,006 Of course. It's so obvious.
00:04:57,131 --> 00:05:00,050 How did we not see it before?
00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,428 This is my frog. He doesn't have a name.
00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,888 He's a frog, not a toad, because toads don't ribbit.
00:05:05,014 --> 00:05:07,016 I think frogs are good pets.
00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,851 [ Scattered applause ]
00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,561 Okay. Thank you, Leroy.
00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:13,439 Thanks for sharing your dumb little frog with the class.
00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,400 Okay. Anybody else have anything for show-and-tell?
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,653 Uh! Uh! Uh! Uhhh!
00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,613 All right, Eric. You can go next.
00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,493 For show-and-tell today, I have brought
00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,913 my shocking PowerPoint report on the truth...
00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,458 behind the 9/11 attacks.
00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,709 Oh, Christ.
00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,795 We are told to believe that the fire from the jet fuel
00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,756 melted the steel framing of the towers,
00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,215 which led to their collapse.
00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:41,717 But did you know jet fuel doesn't burn
00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,053 at a high enough temperature to melt steel?
00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:47,681 We were told the Pentagon was hit by a hijacked plane as well.
00:05:47,806 --> 00:05:49,558 But now look at this photo of the Pentagon.
00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:50,893 The hole is not nearly big enough.
00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,479 And if a plane hit it, where's the rest of the plane?
00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,064 Whoa.
00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:56,482 So now the inevitable question --
00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:58,650 If terrorists didn't cause 9/11, who did?
00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:00,903 Remember that there are, in fact, two towers.
00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,572 Two minus one is one -- one, one -- 11.
00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,075 Two minus one is one. One, one.
00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,159 And there are nine members
00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,327 on Silverstein's board of directors.
00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,788 That's 9-1-1 -- 9/11.
00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:14,625 And take two minus one plus 9-11, and you get 12.
00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:18,712 Which leads us all to the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.
00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,048 Kyle.
00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:22,466 Me?
00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,259 Twelve contains the numbers 1 and 2,
00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:25,511 just like the toilet yesterday,
00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,429 where somebody went number two instead of number one.
00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,391 Add one and two with 911, and you get 914.
00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:32,059 Drop the 4, and it's 91 --
00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,144 exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test
00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:35,813 12 days after 9/11!
00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:38,023 Who had the most to gain from 9/11? Kyle!
00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,109 Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell?
00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:40,818 Kyle!
00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,986 Who dropped the deuce in the urinal? Kyle!
00:06:43,112 --> 00:06:44,655 But probably the most damning of all
00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,324 is the evidence seen in this photo of tower 2.
00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,660 When I zoomed in, I saw what first appeared to be a blur.
00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:51,829 But when I computer-enhanced it...
00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,708 You almost got away with it, you sneaky butthole.
00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,546 [ Bell rings ]
00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,758 Hey, Token.
00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,052 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,680 Y-You gonna watch the game tonight, Butters?
00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,223 Aah!
00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,809 All right. All right!
00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,562 I was not responsible for 9/11!
00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,274 God damn it!
00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,445 Hello, boubbie. How was school today?
00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:25,612 Terrible.
00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,073 Oh, come on. School isn't all that bad.
00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,826 But everyone thinks I was responsible for 9/11.
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,911 Wha-Wha-What?!
00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,371 KYLE'S MOM: We have to do something.
00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:36,123 It is obvious our children
00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,625 are still completely confused about 9/11!
00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,961 Yes, we need to go over it again in the classrooms
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,255 so they understand what really happened.
00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,424 Well, what really happened?
00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:46,800 There's strong evidence
00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,344 that what we were told isn't the truth.
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,096 - Oh, no. - Oh, brother.
00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:52,055 That's right.
00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:54,308 Did you know there were explosions seen
00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,143 at the base of the towers?
00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,020 - No, no. - Are you retarded?
00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,646 Look, whatever you believe,
00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,441 the fact of the matter is <i>somebody...</i>
00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,568 dropped a dook in the school urinal,
00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,653 and there's still no explanation for that!
00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:09,406 Mr. Mackey, there are more important things going on here.
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,449 More important?
00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:11,658 You aren't the one
00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,411 who had to walk into the boys' bathroom, m'kay,
00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,997 after having to wake up early, you know.
00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,249 There's no -- no coffee in the teachers' lounge,
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,792 and then you -- you walk into the bathroom
00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:23,545 just to find a big dook laying there in the urinal,
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,963 like it's laughing at you!
00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,131 He's right!
00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,926 The turd could have been put in there to cover up 9/11!
00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,303 No, I'm not saying they're related!
00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,055 How do we know they're not?
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,683 We need to be brave enough to ask questions.
00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,102 It's obvious that before we go any further,
00:08:39,228 --> 00:08:42,648 we need to find out who was behind 9/11 once and for all!
00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,107 Who else could it have been?
00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,109 This is too big a mystery for me.
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,403 I think we'd better call in the Hardly Boys.
00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,280 Oh, no. Not the goddamn --
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,659 MAN: <i>The Hardly Boys -- two young whippersnappers</i>
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,410 <i>with a taste for solving mysteries.</i>
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,787 <i>The Hardly Boys in...</i>
00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,668 So that's about the long and short of it, Hardly Boys.
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:06,129 There were two towers that stood right here, and they're gone.
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,423 And nobody knows who's responsible?
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:10,759 There are theories, but nobody's certain.
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:14,805 Hmm. Who would benefit most from two buildings disappearing?
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,516 Ooh. Oh, I just started getting a clue.
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:18,433 Really?
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,811 Yeah. I'm totally getting a clue.
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,313 Oh. Oh, that's giving <i>me</i> a clue.
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:26,108 Yeah. Y-Yeah. I've got a raging clue right now.
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,651 Mine's pointing to the left.
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:31,613 Oh. Oh, Frank, seriously, I have such a raging clue right now.
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,490 I think we'd better follow it.
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,284 Okay. Let's follow your raging clue.
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,911 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,955 Godspeed.
00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:46,086 [ Insects chirping ]
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:49,506 [ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,886 [ Indistinct talking on radio ]
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:57,723 - Kyle! - Aah!
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,766 Dude, do you mind telling me why CIA guys
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,019 are coming to my house and questioning me about you?
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,103 I don't know, dude!
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,688 It's like everyone's putting pieces together
00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:05,689 that aren't there!
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,190 But why did you have to involve me?
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,067 - It's not my fault! - All right. Look.
00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:10,569 I've been doing research on the Web,
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,446 and I found an organization who says they can prove
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:13,739 you weren't involved in 9/11.
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,157 - Really? - Come on.
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,908 We'll go out the back so they don't see you.
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,328 There's just one thing I need to know before we go.
00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,331 You <i>weren't</i> responsible for 9/11, right?
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,168 Dude.
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,669 That's all I needed.
00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:30,964 [ Bell rings ]
00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,091 Now, you might all think I've given up
00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,761 finding who crapped in the urinal, m'kay.
00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,222 And maybe -- maybe you think it's a victimless crime.
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:43,185 This is Mr. Venezuela, the school janitor, m'kay.
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,896 He's the person who has to clean up
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,483 when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet.
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:53,945 Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, m'kay.
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,947 He's got three kids at home.
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,658 He's got a car that barely works.
00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:00,744 He's got to clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay.
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,579 Then he walks into the boys' room
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,499 and sees a big, meaty chud starin' him in the face.
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:09,169 So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay,
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,171 you might as well have just dropped your pants
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,924 and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head.
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,842 [ Laughter ]
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,344 Oh, you think it's funny, huh?
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,013 Mr. Mackey, we got him!
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:20,847 Huh?
00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,725 We caught the person that did it.
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,899 Hi. We were hoping you can help us.
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,693 My friend is being blamed for 9/11.
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,529 Oh, geez. Come on in, kids.
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,656 It doesn't surprise me.
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:40,283 More and more people are being blamed for 9/11 every day.
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,368 - They are? - Yeah.
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,287 It's a way of keeping people from seeing the real evidence.
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,622 I know it seems crazy,
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,041 but 9/11 was pulled off by our own government
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,794 so they could gain support for attacking the Middle East.
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,295 What? No, no, no.
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,797 I know it's hard to believe.
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,007 Dude, why would the government attack its own buildings?
00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,093 It's called the false-flag policy.
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,137 Make it look like the enemy has attacked you.
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,098 Get all your citizens riled up and waving American flags.
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,226 Then you're free to invade any country you want.
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,603 That's retarded.
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,230 Look into the evidence of 9/11,
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,482 and you'll see there are a lot of holes in their story.
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,317 There's a lot of holes in the theory of evolution, too.
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,402 It doesn't mean it's wrong.
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,903 You don't understand!
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,739 The government controls everything.
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,323 The media, the corporations.
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,492 They have the power to do anything they want!
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,203 Here. Look. Read the labels on these!
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,246 Go on! Read them!
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,540 "Code 2-3-4."
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,834 We think they came from a government office.
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,753 - What is it? - It's anthrax.
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,171 Anthrax?
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,506 Someday we'll use it as evidence against them.
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,717 Stan, we can't be seen with this nut job!
00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,635 [ Men shouting, guns cocking ]
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,304 [ Sirens wailing ]
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:46,099 Aw! Aw! Awwwww!
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,061 Why, Clyde? Why did you do it?
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,105 I don't know.
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,317 You've got a whole school here, Clyde, m'kay?
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,361 You've got over 300 people that need to use the boys' room.
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,031 And you decide you're gonna be a comedian, m'kay,
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,866 and pinch one off in the urinal
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,118 and leave it laying there for everyone to have to look at.
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,995 - [ Snorts ] - Okay, okay.
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,581 You think it's funny, but nobody else does.
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,166 They've got to walk into that bathroom
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,834 and see your rancid dook propped up
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,545 against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll.
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,963 [ Laughs ]
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,965 Mr. Mackey, Clyde's parents are here.
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,467 M'kay. That's good.
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,927 Let's see what your mom and dad have to say
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,595 about your little poopscapade.
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,596 Come on in, please.
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,181 I'm just trying to get your son to explain
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,600 why he would drop a dook in the urinal.
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:33,271 Mr. Mackey...there's something you should know.
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:36,024 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,363 Excuse me. There's been a misunderstanding.
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,323 Come on in, Mr. President.
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,494 Uh, Mr. President, my name is --
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:48,662 Shut up!
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,372 You think we don't know your name?
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,540 We know everything.
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,583 We control everything.
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,627 We've all worked very hard
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,547 to keep our involvement in 9/11 a secret.
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,299 But you just had to keep digging.
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,676 Really?
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,220 You won't get away with it. People know.
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,098 People? You mean sheeple.
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:11,601 We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance.
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,813 Just one more leak to fix.
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,898 Wait. What are you doing?
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,693 You've been a thorn in our side for too long, I'm afraid.
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,903 No. You can't do this!
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,488 Please! I'll stop.
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,699 I'll take down the website.
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,618 [ Muffled shouting ]
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:29,786 Too late.
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:30,871 [ Gunshot ]
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,206 Jesus Christ!
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,419 [ Laughs ] He died like a pig.
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,337 Some pigs never learn.
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,007 No way.
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,134 He was right. You <i>did</i> cause 9/11!
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,343 Yes.
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,221 Quite simple to pull off, really.
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,682 All I had to do was have explosives planted
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,434 in the base of the towers.
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,478 Then on 9/11, we pretended like four planes were being hijacked
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,606 when really we just rerouted them to Pennsylvania,
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,066 then flew two military jets into the World Trade Center
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,193 filled with more explosives and shot down all the witnesses
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,820 in Flight 93 with an F-15
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,072 after blowing up the Pentagon with a cruise missile.
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,325 It was only the world's most intricate
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,953 and flawlessly executed plan ever, ever.
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,415 Really?
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,333 Why?
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:19,085 The oldest reason in the world -- money.
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,170 The towers fell,
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,089 and the American sheeple all waved their flags.
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,091 Finally we could invade Iraq
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,637 and get the oil which made us all even richer than before.
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,181 Beautiful money. [ Laughs ]
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,308 Really?
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,809 Is the whole government in on this?
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,229 We are all-knowing and all-powerful.
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,440 Goodbye, boys.
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,819 [Alarm blaring ]
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:46,529 Dang it! I missed again!
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,114 For Christ's sake, Cheney!
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,408 Kyle, run!
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:54,245 Kill them!
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,790 [ Sighs ]
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,667 Attention, students.
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,127 Apparently Clyde could not have been the one
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,629 who crapped in the urinal,
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:06,758 because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5, m'kay.
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,469 Now, whoever did this unspeakable act
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:10,720 is still at large.
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,974 The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,768 because one of you thought it would be a good idea
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,521 to pull down your pants, m'kay,
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,357 hover your butt cheeks over the urinal,
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,069 and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog, m'kay.
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,445 [ Laughter ]
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,447 Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,783 Let me assure you there is nothing funny
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:35,996 about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay,
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,582 dropping your pants and then turning around,
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,835 squatting over that urinal, m'kay,
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,588 maybe pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay,
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,799 and then laying out a big fudge dragon
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,300 for all the world to see.
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,427 [ Laughter ]
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,512 Oh, yeah. That's real funny.
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,723 I'm gonna catch this son of a bitch
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:58,435 if it's the last thing I do, m'kay!
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,485 All right. Now we have to switch over to inner bus 65.
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,695 We made it, dude.
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,363 We should be home in less than 18 hours.
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,449 Then we'll tell everyone what we saw!
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,951 It just doesn't seem right.
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,578 Yeah. Our eyes are finally open, dude.
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,455 It's like waking up for the first time.
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,832 Yeah, but doesn't it seem like
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,917 we got out of the White House pretty easily?
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,878 I mean, it seems like it would be pretty hard
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,421 to escape from the White House with everyone chasing you,
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,214 and we just kind of...ran out.
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,050 Well, dude, maybe we're just super badass.
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,468 Have you thought of that?
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,928 Hey!
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,889 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,600 Dude. You're alive?
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:41,936 [ Gasps ]
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,146 Come back here!
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,566 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,069 Hey!
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,570 [ Grunts ]
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,698 [ Music continues ]
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:58,912 Aah!
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,705 Aah!
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,707 Aah! Aah!
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,751 No! Please! Please!
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,753 Dude, what the hell is going on?
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:07,962 Don't kill me!
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,422 I-I just do what they say!
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,758 - What who says? - I have a family!
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,052 Please don't kill me! [ Sobs ]
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,970 Dude, we aren't going to kill you!
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,764 [ Gunshot ]
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,390 Oh, God!
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,184 It isn't safe here, boys! Follow me!
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,477 Who the [bleep] are you?
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,896 There's no time! Come on!
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,446 Do you mind telling us what the hell is going on?
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,740 - Who are you? - I'm a detective.
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,159 And I'm afraid you kids have been double-crossed.
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,453 You've figured this thing all out?
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,872 Not me. My mystery-solving sons.
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,040 Come on in, boys.
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,792 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,919 My boys were researching who went number two
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,045 in the urinal at your school
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,631 when they discovered something odd, which gave them a clue.
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,550 It gave us both a clue.
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,137 That clue lead them to a 9/11 conspiracy group party,
00:18:57,262 --> 00:18:58,930 where they got a lot more clues.
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,766 I was getting a clue like every two minutes.
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,726 I got such a raging clue
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,312 that I almost shot clue goo all over Joe.
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,149 Those clues pointed out that all the 9/11 conspiracy theories
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,651 could be disproven scientifically.
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,862 And that's when Frank got his biggest clue.
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,322 It was huge.
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,409 That all the 9/11 conspiracy websites
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,578 are run by the government.
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:26,666 The 9/11 conspiracy is a government conspiracy.
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,001 Oh, Jesus.
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,127 Why would the government
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,962 want people to think they caused 9/11?
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,297 For a government to have power,
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:34,591 they must appear to have complete control.
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,050 What better way to make people fear them
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,594 than to convince them they are capable
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,220 of the most elaborate plan on earth?
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,014 BUSH: That's quite enough, Hardly!
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,100 Don't believe what he says, boys.
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,393 We caused 9/11.
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,562 It's all right here in these secret documents.
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,064 But you'll never get them.
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,025 [ Yawns ]
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,069 I knew it!
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,031 You didn't plan 9/11 and you didn't really shoot that guy!
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,241 Boys, you don't understand.
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,368 People need to <i>think</i> we're all-powerful,
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,661 that we control the world.
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,413 If they know we weren't in charge of 9/11,
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,373 then we appear to control nothing.
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,918 Why don't you just tell people the truth?
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,711 We do that, too.
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,588 And most people believe the truth.
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,424 But one-fourth of the population is retarded.
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,468 If they want to believe that we control everything
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,595 with intricate plans, why not let them?
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,931 Just one thing, Mr. President.
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,850 How the devil did you know we were all here?
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,686 [ Gun cocks ]
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,730 How come you couldn't just go home, dude?
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,440 That's all we had to do.
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,525 Stan! What the [bleep]
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,319 It was all planned out.
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,446 You knew this whole time?
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,739 Why?
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,616 Because it was me.
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,118 I'm the one who took a dump in the urinal.
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,119 What?
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:47,247 The stalls were full, and I didn't want to miss recess!
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,207 I didn't think it would turn into such a big deal!
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,667 So you blamed the government?
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,503 And the government was more than willing to take the blame,
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:56,547 so long as it made them look responsible for 9/11.
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,217 Aw, man, now everyone's gonna know.
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,677 Why did the stupid Hardly Boys
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,595 have to be so good at solving mysteries?
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,763 So wait. Wait.
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,139 Stan took the dump in the urinal,
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,225 and he contacted the conspiracy website,
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,310 but the conspiracy site was run by the government?
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,061 Yeah.
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,355 So then who was responsible for 9/11?
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,274 What do you mean? A bunch of pissed-off Muslims.
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,900 Yeah. What are you, retarded?
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,319 [ Laughter ]
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,114 Well, it looks like this mystery is solved.
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,450 It's time for the culprit to finally pay.
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:30,540 When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay?
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:35,044 How would you feel if somebody came into your home, m'kay,
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,546 pulled down their pants,
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,757 and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,175 [ Laughs ]
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,885 Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,846 Yeah, that's <i>real</i> funny.

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