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Мультипликационные войны, часть I

Cartoon Wars Part I

Сезон: 10Серия: 03

Описание

Сериал «Гриффины» хочет пустить в эфир изображение Мухаммеда. Исламский мир в ярости, горожане паникуют. Кайл соглашается помочь Картману снять опасный эпизод с эфира.

Субтитры

00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:11,971 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:13,681 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,349 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,561 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,271 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:21,605 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:25,109 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,112 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:32,992 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,917 "But the Bubble Gum Prince wasn't afraid."
00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,170 "He knew that the Land of Chocolate was safe
00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:46,589 forever and ever."
00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,717 Good night, my little angel.
00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:58,309 - Stan! - What?! What?!
00:00:58,434 --> 00:00:59,602 Get up! Get your shoes on!
00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,978 We've got to get out of here! Move!
00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,521 Take this!
00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,148 We've got to bring all the water we can!
00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:05,733 Shelly, go get my gun!
00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,193 What's going on, Dad?
00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,528 Just get the gun!
00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,490 All right. Come on!
00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,747 Look out!
00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,166 Kyle, what the hell is going on this time?
00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,626 I have no idea!
00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,091 Oh! Oh!
00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:33,427 Take cover in the community center again!
00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,892 All right! Everyone get in and get a seal on that door!
00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,727 Oh, my God, Stephen! We've left Butters!
00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,229 We can't go back out there, Linda!
00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:44,438 It's too late for him!
00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,108 Dad? Dad, what the hell is going on?!
00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,568 A cartoon.
00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:53,531 A cartoon is about to air on American television with...
00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:56,867 with the Muslim prophet Muhammad as a character.
00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:58,994 So?
00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,540 So?! Stanley, Muhammad is sacred to the Muslim people.
00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:05,543 Ever since those cartoons in Denmark, the rules have changed.
00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:08,462 Nobody shows an image of Muhammad anymore.
00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:09,755 Which cartoon is it?
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,382 What cartoon would be so insensitive
00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,551 as to have Muhammad as a character?
00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:14,844 Who do you think?
00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,387 The cartoon that's always pushing buttons
00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,973 with their careless toilet humor.
00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,474 "Family Guy"!
00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,767 Aww!
00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,562 How could "Family Guy" do that?
00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:27,606 Why would "Family Guy" so blatantly insult Muslims?
00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:30,568 Because "Family Guy" doesn't care who they insult!
00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:33,571 They only care about their precious money!
00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:34,488 Oh, come on, people.
00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,949 You think anybody's gonna be that pissed off about a cartoon?
00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,493 We've got the TV working!
00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:43,289 Once again, a cartoon depicting the Muslim prophet Muhammad
00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,375 is set to air tonight on "Family Guy."
00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,085 Oh, Randy, hold me.
00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,838 The news has already sparked a shock wave of protests
00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,548 throughout the Muslim world.
00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,841 All over the Middle East,
00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,342 Muslims are burning American flags
00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,094 and "Family Guy" posters.
00:02:57,219 --> 00:03:00,431 Muslim terrorists al-Zawahiri made this statement.
00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,240 So what happens now?
00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,909 We stay here through the night.
00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,620 Wait it out to see if they do anything.
00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,914 If we're still alive in the morning...
00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,291 then we'll know we're not dead.
00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,591 It's okay!
00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,009 We're alive?
00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,844 We're alive!
00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,804 Everyone! Everyone listen!
00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:44,516 Fox network censored the image of Muhammad at the last minute!
00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:46,310 - Oh, thank God. - Oh, good.
00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,854 Well, it looks like we dodged a bullet.
00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,315 They censored the image of Muhammad? How?
00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,483 I TiVo every episode.
00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,027 We can go to my house and see what they did.
00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,157 Okay, you guys. Check it out.
00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,201 You TiVo every episode of "Family Guy"?
00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,285 Dude, it's a good show.
00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,828 Yeah. Lots of people like "Family Guy."
00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:05,996 Ugh.
00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,165 Peter, I can't believe you invited
00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:11,794 your old high school sweetheart over for dinner!
00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,462 You think <i>that's</i> bad?
00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,799 Remember when I auditioned to be David Hasselhoff's car?
00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,634 Hey, there, Knight Rider!
00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,594 After those bad guys, KITT.
00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,224 Yeah, but, Dad, why would you invite
00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,892 an ex-girlfriend to dinner?
00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,520 Perhaps he wants to make our mother nervous.
00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:30,729 Nervous?!
00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:34,566 Like when I had to sell pancakes to the school soccer captain?
00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,695 Pancakes for you, Captain.
00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,406 I'll be the Captain, and you be Tennille!
00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,618 ♪ Love will keep us together ♪
00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,954 Ugh.
00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,540 But, Peter, I don't want to cook dinner
00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,250 for your ex-girlfriend.
00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,627 Well, maybe we can just have tea.
00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,963 You mean like the time you had tea with Muhammad,
00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,840 the prophet of the Muslim faith?
00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,301 Come on, Muhammad. Let's get some tea.
00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:05,556 Try my Mr. T Tea.
00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,474 Boy, was that ever weird.
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,601 Anyway, I can't believe I invited
00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,603 my old sweetheart to dinner, huh?
00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,523 That's it? That's all they did?
00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,275 Oh, man. That's not cool.
00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,943 Seriously, that is not cool.
00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,194 What? What's the big deal?
00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,237 What's the big deal?
00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,822 You guys, they just made fun of the religion
00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,407 of an entire group of people.
00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,368 You guys think that's okay?
00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,162 Do you care at all about people's feelings?
00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,204 Since when do you care about
00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,956 being sensitive to people's religion, Cartman?
00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,791 Yeah, you rip on people's religion all the time!
00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,044 That's different! I'm just a little boy.
00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,379 That's a cartoon. Millions of people watch it.
00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,422 How would you feel, Kyle,
00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,798 if there was a cartoon on television
00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,301 that made fun of Jews all the time, huh?
00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:43,844 Uh...
00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,513 I'm telling you guys, it's wrong.
00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,432 It's wrong!
00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,394 It's wro-o-o-o-ng!
00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,982 Kyle? Kyle! What are you watching?!
00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,901 Hey, Brian, this is like the time
00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,694 I got a job as a carrot cake.
00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,488 Aah! It's "Family Guy"!
00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,114 Quick, Gerald! Do something!
00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,449 Hyah!
00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,035 Gaah! Aah!
00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,329 Dad! Dad! Jesus Christ!
00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,706 It's okay.
00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:13,707 It's dead.
00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,793 You boys know you're not supposed to watch
00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,044 that careless show!
00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,337 Mom, it was nothing.
00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,422 Muhammad just stood there and then drank some tea.
00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,591 You boys don't understand anything!
00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:26,804 It's obvious that you all need Muslim sensitivity training!
00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:30,182 Welcome to Muslim sensitivity training.
00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,810 It is important for us to understand
00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:35,187 why the Muslims feel the way they do
00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,315 and why we can never show an image of Muhammad.
00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,776 No, Muslims can't show an image of Muhammad.
00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,611 Kyle, you're not being very sensitive.
00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,404 Yeah, Kyle.
00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:46,240 Maybe you think this is funny, but the rest of us don't.
00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:48,826 Let's all look at why Muslims are upset.
00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,161 First of all, in the Muslim religion,
00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,997 you're not allowed to have what?
00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:56,041 Sex! Good.
00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,169 There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world.
00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,839 Now, this would be fine, except that in the Muslim religion
00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,549 you also can't...
00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,426 Anybody?
00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,386 Jack off. Okay?
00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,597 Jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion.
00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,559 And what do we know about the places Muslims live?
00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,602 They live in...
00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,230 Good. Sand.
00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,566 Now, put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim.
00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,025 It's Friday night,
00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:25,028 but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off.
00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,280 There's sand in your eyes
00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:27,739 and probably in the crack of your ass,
00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,199 and then some cartoon comes along,
00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,285 from a country where people <i>a re</i> getting laid,
00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,744 and mocks your prophet.
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,581 Well, you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off, too!
00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,875 Mrs. Garrison, that is ignorant and racist!
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,543 Muslims are mad because of "Family Guy,"
00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:40,961 not because they can't jack off.
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,087 Right, Wendy?
00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,380 Yeah.
00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,508 Attention, students, proceed to the school gymnasium
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,428 immediately for an emergency announcement!
00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,805 What the hell is going on now?
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,934 Shh! Quiet, students! Quiet!
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,728 Once again, we have just learned
00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,355 that the "Family Guy" episode featuring Muhammad
00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:03,066 was only part one of a two-parter!
00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,569 And part two is going to air next week
00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,738 with Muhammad uncensored.
00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,823 - What? - Why would they...
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,493 Fox Studios claims that the "Family Guy" writing staff
00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:15,829 has demanded the Muhammad character be seen in full view.
00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,706 The head of Fox had this to say.
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,875 "Family Guy" is our biggest show.
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,712 If they insist we don't censor their work, then we -- we can't!
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,923 "Family Guy"!
00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,841 I damn you to hell!
00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,719 Once again, bitter riots have started in the Middle East,
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,471 this time even more massive.
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:35,933 And terrorist leader al-Zawahiri has issued a threat.
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,577 Retaliation.
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,121 Oh, my God, m'kay.
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,709 Goddamn "Family Guy."
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,378 Now they're just provoking people.
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,046 It's like they <i>want</i> a holy war.
00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,798 Does this mean we don't have school all week?
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,716 You guys, this is serious!
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,802 - We have to do something. - Mrph rmh?
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,887 We have to go to Fox network in L.A.
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,057 We have to go and... try to get that episode pulled.
00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,767 You guys with me?
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,851 Dude, we can't go anywhere.
00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,603 They've shut down the airports and the buses.
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,397 Then we'll ride our Big Wheels!
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,941 - To Los Angeles? - If that's what it takes, yes!
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,276 We have to talk to the network.
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,528 The "Family Guy" writers aren't gonna back down!
00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,154 Well, good for them! They shouldn't!
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,239 The writers are standing up
00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,074 and saying they aren't going to be intimidated.
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,242 Intimidated?
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,827 Is that what you think this is about, Kyle?
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,745 All right, dude. What the hell has gotten into you?
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,163 I don't trust for one second
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,666 that your sudden concern for the Muslim people is real.
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,750 All right. Fine, Kyle.
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,377 Forget the Muslim faith for a minute.
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,878 People can get hurt.
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,505 If 10 people die because "Family Guy"
00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,173 just had to have their little joke,
00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,508 will you still think it's funny?
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,054 What if a hundred people die? Will it be funny then, Kyle?
00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,767 I'm going to Los Angeles, and I'm gonna do whatever I can
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,936 to get that episode pulled before this gets out of hand.
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,480 Somebody has to speak for the Muslim people.
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,524 Somebody has to speak for what's right.
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:21,496 Kyle! Kyle, wake up! We have to go!
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,957 The terrorists are attacking!
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,294 Dad, are you sure this time?
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,670 This isn't a joke, Kyle.
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,131 Bombs have already gone off in six cities!
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,549 - No! - Wait a minute!
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,426 - Where's Ike?! - He was just here!
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,094 - Ike! - Ike!
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,098 Ike?! Ike!
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,099 Ike!
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,477 Ice cream!
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,437 I want chocolate!
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,648 Ike, this way!
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,193 Ike!
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,154 Kyle!
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,323 No!
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,013 You come to try and stop me?
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,599 It isn't gonna work.
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,101 I didn't come to stop you.
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,937 I-I think you're right, Cartman.
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,648 I want to help you get the "Family Guy" episode pulled.
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,361 Yeah. Well, I don't need a partner on this.
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,239 Especially one who doesn't trust me.
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,490 Look, Cartman.
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,908 I don't know what's gotten into you,
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,285 but I think it's pretty amazing.
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:43,537 And I think it's real.
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,957 You have to understand why I didn't believe you before.
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,877 Yeah, I do understand, Kyle.
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,338 I've been doing the wrong things for a long time,
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,757 doing things for my own selfish reasons.
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,385 I just want to do something right, you know?
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,303 Just this one time.
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,764 It's a long trip, dude. You're gonna need help.
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,559 We can try and get the episode pulled together.
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,061 You know, we might not even make it into the studio.
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,229 I know.
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:13,316 But just like you... I feel like I have to try.
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,527 People <i>can</i> really get hurt.
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,446 And a joke just isn't worth that.
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,489 So what made you change your mind?
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,410 I got some sound advice from an old friend.
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,331 Well, Kyle, we'd better get going.
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:29,458 Yeah!
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:35,881 You set?
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,424 I'm set. Let's do this!
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,550 All right! Let's roll!
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,225 People! People, quiet, please!
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,769 We must not panic.
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,228 Well, what are we gonna do, Mayor?
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,482 Part two of the "Family Guy" episode airs in six days!
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,610 I believe that Professor Thomas from the university
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,278 has come up with a solution.
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,489 Thank you, Mayor.
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,823 Now, look, everyone.
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,493 Muslim terrorists and extremists are threatening us
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,244 for what "Family Guy" is going to do
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,538 because they've wrongly grouped us together.
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,500 Our only hope is to make the Muslim extremists know
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,252 that we had no part in the Muhammad episode,
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,004 that even though the episode aired,
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,965 we didn't watch it, we didn't hear it,
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,092 and we didn't talk about it.
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,427 So how do we do that?
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:27,057 We bury our heads...in sand.
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,061 We take 20 to 25 dump trucks,
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,771 fill them with sand from Monarch Lake,
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,190 and then dump the sand along South Park Avenue.
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,108 By using approximately 18 dozen shovels,
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,110 we could each dig a hole in the sand,
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,362 stick our heads in the holes,
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,697 and then have the person to our left bury them.
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,658 If we can manage to get every person's head
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,992 buried deep, deep in sand
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,078 before the Muhammad episode airs,
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,955 we could avoid looking like we're responsible
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,456 for any part of this at all.
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,918 No. No. Wait a minute. That's ridiculous.
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,879 Look. What we need to do is just the opposite.
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,548 Freedom of speech is at stake here.
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,757 Don't you all see?
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:03,802 If anything, we should all make cartoons of Muhammad
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,346 and show the terrorists and the extremists
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,348 that we are all united in the belief
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,142 that every person has a right to say what they want.
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:14,312 Look, people, it's... it's been real easy for us
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,189 to stand up for free speech lately.
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,440 For the past few decades,
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,360 we haven't had to risk anything to defend it.
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,821 But those times are going to come.
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,031 And one of those times is right now.
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:29,536 And if we aren't willing to risk what we have,
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,831 then we just believe in free speech,
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,292 but we don't defend it.
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,714 I like the sand idea.
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:41,840 Yeah. Me too.
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,009 Yeah. The sand thing sounds a lot simpler.
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,636 - Let's do the sand thing. - Yeah. Let's do the sand thing.
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,306 We're gonna need eight dozen shovels and 16 tons of sand!
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,099 Let's move, people!
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,314 We've got six days to make it to Los Angeles.
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,815 If we keep our stops to a minimum,
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,901 we should be able to get the episode pulled just in time.
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,278 Yes, and in just a few weeks from now,
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,072 "Family Guy" will be off the air forever!
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,616 Off the air?
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,783 But we're just going to try
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,327 to get the Muhammad episode pulled.
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,203 It's simple television economics, Kyle.
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,705 All it takes to kill a show forever
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,540 is get one episode pulled.
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,334 If we convince the network to pull this episode
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,585 for the sake of Muslims,
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,004 the Catholics can demand a show they don't like get pulled.
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,505 And then people with disabilities can demand
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,925 another show get pulled, and so on and so on,
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,010 until "Family Guy" is no more.
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,179 It's exactly what happened to "Laverne & Shirley."
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:33,016 Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute!
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,434 This isn't what I signed up for!
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,852 I like "Family Guy."
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,812 Why do we have to get it off the air forever?
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,148 Because they -- they made f-fun of Muslims,
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,274 and -- and that's wrong.
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,276 But that doesn't mean it has to go off the air!
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,361 You should like that show.
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,321 Your sense of humor is just like "Family Guy."
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,951 Don't you ever, <i>ever</i> compare me to "Family Guy."
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,118 You hear me, Kyle?!
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,828 Compare me to "Family Guy" again,
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,165 and so help me, I will kill you where you stand.
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,088 You unbelievable son of a bitch.
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,965 You never cared about the Muslim religion
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,092 or the safety of people in America.
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,219 You just want "Family Guy" off the air.
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,388 Do you have any idea what it's like?
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,555 Everywhere I go --
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,724 "Hey, Cartman, you must like 'Family Guy,' right?"
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,851 "Your sense of humor reminds me of 'Family Guy,' Cartman."
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,771 I am <i>nothing</i> like "Family Guy."
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,023 When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story,
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,858 deep situational and emotional jokes
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,986 based on what is relevant and has a point,
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,821 not just one random, interchangeable joke
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,030 after another!
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,782 What are you talking about?
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:31,992 You don't understand!
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,537 I can't believe I let you scare me into taking your side.
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,498 You used fear to make me stop believing in free speech.
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,876 Well, I guess you won't be helping me now.
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,336 No biggie.
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,505 I don't need you to get the episode pulled.
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,256 No.
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,550 I am not letting you go to that television studio
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,219 and pretend to care about safety and sensitivity
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,179 to get a show you don't like off the air!
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,265 Well, then, Kyle, I guess --
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,808 Oh, my God. Is that Tim McGraw?
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,184 What?
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,771 Cartman!
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,453 Kyle, stop it!
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,898 - Holy crap! - Aah!
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,288 Stay on 'em!
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,463 Jesus, Mary!
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:23,728 If you have children, be sure to bury their heads in the sand
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,438 before you bury your own.
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,819 Dad, I don't want to bury my head in the sand.
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,238 It's the best way, Stanley. Did you eat your Fruit Roll-up?
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,155 Yeah.
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,740 Make sure your snorkel is working.
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,284 All right. Now get your head in the hole.
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,661 Dad, this is stupid.
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,454 Stanley, there's no time for your immaturity!
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,664 Do it!
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,751 All right, Sharon. Now do me.
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,258 Professor, we all just thought of something.
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,301 If everyone has their head buried
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,137 by the person standing to their left,
00:18:57,262 --> 00:19:00,557 then who's gonna bury the last person's head?
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,810 Yes, I'm afraid one person is going to have to be last
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,355 and...not have his head in the sand.
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,151 I'll do it.
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,443 Dylan, no!
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,280 You realize by not burying your head in sand,
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,241 you'll appear to be a part of the "Family Guy" audience.
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,701 Yes. I know.
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,161 Dylan, please! You can't!
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,121 Somebody has to do it, Sarah!
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,707 You run along now and you get your head in the sand.
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,917 I'll be all right.
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,796 You have to understand.
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,131 I'm all she has.
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,802 Who are those people?
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,198 No!
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:05,830 Aah!
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,094 So long, Kyle!
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,764 You son of a bitch! I won't let you win!
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,765 You hear me?!
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,935 Suck my balls, Kyle!
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,407 Are you the network president?
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,742 Yes, Mr. President.
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:46,371 We need to discuss this "Family Guy" episode, Mr. President.
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,289 Mr. President, my hands are tied.
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,334 The "Family Guy" writers insist I don't censor Muhammad.
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,254 But, Mr. President, this is a matter of national security.
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,964 They must be reasoned with.
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,590 Mr. President...
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,926 there's something about the "Family Guy" writing staff
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,262 I think you should know.
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,141 Next week on "South Park"...
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,143 the race continues.
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,813 Cartman reaches the "Family Guy" studio
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,147 and learns the shocking secret
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,400 behind the "Family Guy" writing staff...
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,610 This explains everything.
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,488 ...as an entire nation buries its head in sand...
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,240 The idea has swept the nation.
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,076 But where will we find enough sand for everyone?
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,788 ...and the battle between good and evil is finally waged.
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,248 Kyle, quit it!
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,457 Stop it, Kyle!
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,460 Will the cartoon be allowed to appear uncensored?
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,462 Will "Family Guy" be destroyed?
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,424 Will television executives fight for free speech,
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,467 or will Comedy Central puss out?
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,970 Tune in to see part two of "Family Guy,"
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,722 next week on "South Park."

00:00:21,529 --> 00:00:26,121 Эпизод 1003 МУЛЬТИПЛИКАЦИОННЫЕ ВОЙНЫ
00:00:39,478 --> 00:00:41,928 Но Принц Жвачка не боялся.
00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:46,198 Он знал, что Шоколадная Страна теперь в безопасности на до скончания века.
00:00:47,998 --> 00:00:49,698 Спокойной ночи, ангелочек.
00:00:56,118 --> 00:00:57,348 СТЭЭЭН!
00:00:57,388 --> 00:00:58,438 Что? Что такое?
00:00:58,478 --> 00:01:01,058 Вставай! Обувайся! Уходим! БЫСТРО!
00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:02,468 Держи вот!!!
00:01:02,498 --> 00:01:03,868 Нужно взять столько воды, сколько сможем унести!!
00:01:03,908 --> 00:01:05,498 Шелли, принеси ружье!
00:01:05,528 --> 00:01:07,398 А какое из них заряжено, пап?
00:01:07,428 --> 00:01:09,198 Давай неси ружье!!!
00:01:10,318 --> 00:01:11,658 Идемте!
00:01:18,088 --> 00:01:18,908 О, нет!
00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:22,288 Кайл! А что за хрень случилась на этот раз?!
00:01:22,328 --> 00:01:23,638 Понятия не имею!
00:01:30,038 --> 00:01:33,078 Укрываемся в клубе, как всегда!
00:01:37,248 --> 00:01:40,058 Ладно, давайте все заходите и запирайте двери!
00:01:40,098 --> 00:01:41,838 Боже мой! Стивен, мы забыли Баттерса.
00:01:41,878 --> 00:01:43,288 Мы не можем выйти, Линда!
00:01:43,318 --> 00:01:44,598 Ему уже не поможешь!
00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,108 Пап? Пап, да что здесь, блин, творится?!
00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:49,408 Мультфильм!
00:01:49,448 --> 00:01:52,648 По Американской телесети вот вот покажут мультфильм...
00:01:52,658 --> 00:01:56,688 ...в котором будет мусульманский пророк Мухаммед!
00:01:57,458 --> 00:01:58,958 Ну и…?
00:01:58,998 --> 00:01:59,648 Ну и?!!
00:01:59,678 --> 00:02:02,488 Стэнли, Мухаммед это мусульманский святой.
00:02:02,518 --> 00:02:05,518 С момента опубликования карикатур в Дании, правила изменились.
00:02:05,548 --> 00:02:08,288 Никто больше не показывает изображение Мухаммеда.
00:02:08,318 --> 00:02:09,728 А что за мультфильм-то?
00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:13,318 Какой же это мультфильм настолько бестактен, что показывает Мухаммеда?
00:02:13,348 --> 00:02:14,648 А ты как думаешь?
00:02:14,688 --> 00:02:18,418 Это мультфильм, который берёт безответственным сортирным юмором!
00:02:19,378 --> 00:02:20,298 Гриффины!
00:02:22,738 --> 00:02:24,638 Но как Гриффины могли так поступить?
00:02:24,668 --> 00:02:27,558 А с чего это Гриффинам так ужасно оскорблять мусульман?
00:02:27,598 --> 00:02:30,448 Потому, что Гриффинам плевать, кого они оскорбляют!
00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:33,398 Им важны только их... драгоценные денежки!
00:02:33,438 --> 00:02:34,658 Да ладно, народ.
00:02:34,698 --> 00:02:36,998 Вы и правда думаете, что кто-то настолько разозлится из-за какого-то мультика?
00:02:37,028 --> 00:02:38,548 Телевизор заработал!
00:02:38,578 --> 00:02:42,518 Еще раз повторю, что в сериале Гриффины
00:02:42,558 --> 00:02:44,148 планируется сегодня к эфиру серия
00:02:44,188 --> 00:02:46,298 в которой есть изображение мусульманского пророка Мухаммеда!
00:02:46,308 --> 00:02:48,148 О, Рэнди, обними меня.
00:02:48,178 --> 00:02:52,218 Новость уже спровоцировала волну протеста в мусульманском мире.
00:02:52,248 --> 00:02:53,698 По всему Среднему Востоку
00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:56,818 мусульмане жгут американские флаги и постеры Гриффинов.
00:02:56,858 --> 00:03:00,058 Мусульманский террорист Аль-Завари сделал заявление:
00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:04,078 "Мы таки здорово разозлились из-за Гриффинов. "
00:03:04,108 --> 00:03:08,978 "Гриффины это даже не смешно ни разу. "
00:03:09,018 --> 00:03:14,858 "Объявляем джихад Гриффинам и их народу!"
00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:18,048 Что же теперь будет?
00:03:18,088 --> 00:03:19,608 Переждем здесь ночь...
00:03:19,648 --> 00:03:22,098 ...подождем - вдруг они чего предпримут.
00:03:22,098 --> 00:03:24,408 Если к утру останемся живы...
00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:26,838 ...то будем точно знать, что мы не умерли.
00:03:33,228 --> 00:03:35,228 Всё нормально!
00:03:35,938 --> 00:03:38,758 Мы живы?? Мы живы!
00:03:38,798 --> 00:03:40,698 Слушайте! Слушайте все!
00:03:40,738 --> 00:03:42,618 В последнюю минуту
00:03:42,658 --> 00:03:44,648 телекомпания FOX вырезала изображение Мухаммеда.
00:03:44,648 --> 00:03:45,808 Слава Богу.
00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:48,848 Похоже, вроде, пронесло.
00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:51,358 Вырезала изображение Мухаммеда? Как?
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,718 Я записываю каждую серию.
00:03:52,758 --> 00:03:54,368 Можем пойти ко мне и посмотреть, что они там сделали.
00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,148 Ладно, пацаны, посмотрим.
00:04:00,188 --> 00:04:02,468 Ты записываешь каждую серию Гриффинов?
00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:03,458 А что - хороший сериал.
00:04:03,488 --> 00:04:04,758 Да, многим нравятся Гриффины.
00:04:04,788 --> 00:04:05,688 Ага…
00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:06,928 Питер!
00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:08,858 Поверить не могу, что ты к нам на ужин...
00:04:08,858 --> 00:04:11,458 ...пригласил свою бывшую школьную любовь.
00:04:11,488 --> 00:04:13,438 По твоему, ЭТО плохо?
00:04:13,478 --> 00:04:14,928 А помнишь, как я проходил пробы
00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:16,798 на роль машины Дэвида Хассельхоффа?
00:04:16,828 --> 00:04:18,488 Привет, Рыцарь Дороги.
00:04:18,518 --> 00:04:20,438 Давай за теми злодеями, моя робо-машина!
00:04:22,978 --> 00:04:26,968 Да, но, пап, зачем тебе приглашать на ужин бывшую подругу?
00:04:27,008 --> 00:04:29,348 Возможно, он хотел заставить нашу мамочку понервничать.
00:04:29,388 --> 00:04:30,728 Понервничать?
00:04:30,768 --> 00:04:31,738 Как тогда, когда мне нужно было
00:04:31,778 --> 00:04:34,428 продать продать оладьи капитану школьной команды по футболу?
00:04:36,098 --> 00:04:37,768 Оладушков, Капитан?
00:04:37,798 --> 00:04:39,998 Я буду капитаном, а ты будешь Тенилль.
00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:44,608 Любовь не даст нам разлучиться…
00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:51,088 Но Питер, я не хочу готовить ужин для твоей бывшей подруги.
00:04:51,128 --> 00:04:53,458 Может, мы просто попьем чаю.
00:04:53,488 --> 00:04:57,818 Это как тогда, когда ты пил чай с Мухаммедом, мусульманским пророком?
00:04:57,858 --> 00:05:00,328 Мухаммед, давай попьем чайку.
00:05:01,128 --> 00:05:05,658 Эй ТЫ, попробуй чай "Мистер ТИ"
00:05:05,688 --> 00:05:07,478 Боже ж мой, разве это странно...
00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,108 Все равно поверить не могу...
00:05:09,138 --> 00:05:11,588 ...что пригласил бывшую любовь на ужин. Ха.
00:05:11,588 --> 00:05:14,448 И всё? И это всё?
00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,168 Блин. Это не здорово!
00:05:16,198 --> 00:05:18,128 Я серьёзно - это не здорово.
00:05:18,168 --> 00:05:19,258 А что? Что здесь такого?
00:05:19,258 --> 00:05:20,378 Что здесь такого?
00:05:20,408 --> 00:05:21,458 Пацаны, они же насмеялись над верой
00:05:21,498 --> 00:05:23,138 целой общности людей.
00:05:23,168 --> 00:05:26,298 Пацаны, вы что, думаете, что это нормально?!
00:05:26,338 --> 00:05:28,038 А как же чувства всех этих людей?
00:05:28,068 --> 00:05:28,898 С каких это пор...
00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:30,888 ...тебя стали заботить религиозные чувства людей, Картман?
00:05:30,888 --> 00:05:32,578 Да, ты постоянно издеваешься над религией!
00:05:32,618 --> 00:05:33,808 Здесь не тот случай!
00:05:33,838 --> 00:05:34,848 Я всего лишь маленький мальчик!
00:05:34,878 --> 00:05:37,398 А это - мультфильм! Его смотрят миллионы!
00:05:37,428 --> 00:05:38,468 Как бы тебе это понравилось, Кайл...
00:05:38,508 --> 00:05:42,678 ...если бы по телевизору показывали мультфильм, который всё время высмеивает иудеев?! А?!
00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:45,698 Пацаны, говорю вам - это неправильно!
00:05:45,728 --> 00:05:47,708 Это НЕПРАВИЛЬНО!!
00:05:49,528 --> 00:05:51,818 Неправильно!
00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:57,138 Кайл? Кайл, что это вы смотрите?!
00:05:57,178 --> 00:06:00,828 Слушай, Брайан, это как в тот раз, когда я работал морковным пирогом.
00:06:00,868 --> 00:06:01,588 Аааа!
00:06:01,618 --> 00:06:03,978 Это Гриффины! Джеральд, скорее, сделай что-нибудь!
00:06:07,858 --> 00:06:10,308 Пап, пап….Боже ж мой!
00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,038 Всё хорошо. С ним покончено.
00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:17,008 Мальчики, вам нельзя было смотреть этот безответственный сериал!
00:06:17,038 --> 00:06:18,238 Мам, да там не было ничего.
00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,458 Мухаммед там просто стоял, а потом чай пил.
00:06:20,498 --> 00:06:22,498 Мальчики, вы ничего не понимаете!
00:06:22,538 --> 00:06:25,178 Вам определенно нужно пройти курсы
00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,848 чуткого отношения к мусульманам!
00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:30,248 Добро пожаловать на курсы чуткого отношения к мусульманам.
00:06:30,248 --> 00:06:32,928 Для нас очень важно понять...
00:06:32,968 --> 00:06:35,298 ...почему мусульмане чувствуют то, что чувствуют
00:06:35,338 --> 00:06:38,268 и почему ни в коем случае нельзя показывать изображение Мухаммеда.
00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,618 Нет. Это мусульманам нельзя показывать изображение Мухаммеда.
00:06:40,658 --> 00:06:42,598 Кайл, ты ведешь себя не особо чутко.
00:06:42,628 --> 00:06:46,218 Да, Кайл. Может, ты и думаешь, что это смешно, но остальные - нет.
00:06:46,258 --> 00:06:48,748 Давайте разберем, почему расстроились мусульмане.
00:06:48,778 --> 00:06:53,278 Прежде всего, по мусульманской вере вам запрещено что…?
00:06:54,108 --> 00:06:55,188 Секс.
00:06:55,228 --> 00:06:55,728 Хорошо.
00:06:55,888 --> 00:06:58,948 В мусульманском мире нельзя заниматься сексом до вступления в брак.
00:06:58,988 --> 00:07:00,248 Это могло бы быть забавно...
00:07:00,288 --> 00:07:03,038 ...если бы не то, что религия запрещает вам…
00:07:03,078 --> 00:07:04,658 Ну же, кто-нибудь?
00:07:04,688 --> 00:07:06,978 Дрочить.
00:07:07,008 --> 00:07:10,578 Значит, согласно мусульманской вере дрочить строго возброняется.
00:07:10,618 --> 00:07:13,508 И что мы знаем о том, где живут мусульмане?
00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:15,048 Они живут..?
00:07:15,078 --> 00:07:18,108 Отлично, в песках.
00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,688 А теперь поставьте себя на место мусульман.
00:07:20,728 --> 00:07:22,268 Пятница. Вечер.
00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:23,418 Но сексом заниматься нельзя.
00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:24,998 Подрочить тоже.
00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:27,728 Песок набился вам в глаза, а может и в жопу.
00:07:27,758 --> 00:07:29,258 А потом выходит мультик.
00:07:29,298 --> 00:07:32,438 В стране, где люди трахаются и высмеивают вашего пророка.
00:07:32,468 --> 00:07:35,588 И знаете что? Я бы тоже жутко разозлился!
00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:36,558 Мистер Гаррисон!
00:07:36,588 --> 00:07:37,878 Вы говорите как вульгарный расист!
00:07:37,908 --> 00:07:39,848 Мусульмане возмущены из-за Гриффинов...
00:07:39,878 --> 00:07:41,218 а не из-за того, что им нельзя подрочить!
00:07:41,258 --> 00:07:42,338 Правильно, Венди?
00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:43,298 …Да.
00:07:43,328 --> 00:07:45,318 Внимание.
00:07:45,348 --> 00:07:49,368 Всем ученикам проследовать в школьный спортзал, чтобы прослушать срочное сообщение!
00:07:49,408 --> 00:07:51,358 Ну а сейчас-то что?!
00:07:52,828 --> 00:07:55,798 Шшшш! Тихо, дети, тихо!
00:07:55,828 --> 00:07:57,968 Нам только что стало известно...
00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:03,038 ...что серия Гриффинов с пророком Мухаммедом была первой частью из двух!
00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:07,668 А часть 2 выходит на следующей неделе, с Мухаммедом, без купюр!
00:08:07,698 --> 00:08:08,668 Чего?!
00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:09,738 Зачем же они..?
00:08:09,778 --> 00:08:11,128 Компания FOX заявляет...
00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,358 ...что авторская команда Гриффинов потребовала...
00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:15,928 ...чтобы персонаж Мухаммед был показан полностью.
00:08:15,968 --> 00:08:17,728 Глава FOX сказал следующее.
00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,918 Гриффины - наш самый крупный проект.
00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,608 Если они настаивают, чтобы мы не подвергали их работу цензуре...
00:08:22,638 --> 00:08:23,908 то мы..мы и не сможем.
00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:27,778 Гриффины!!! Гореть вам в аду!!!
00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,738 Повторю, что на Среднем Востоке начались ожесточенные беспорядки...
00:08:30,768 --> 00:08:32,598 ...на этот раз даже более массовые.
00:08:32,628 --> 00:08:36,008 И лидер террористов Аль-Завари сделал предупреждение.
00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:38,518 "Я серьёзно."
00:08:38,548 --> 00:08:41,848 "У Гриффинов и сценарий-то никудышний."
00:08:41,878 --> 00:08:45,598 "Шутки взаимозаменяемые и часто не по теме."
00:08:45,638 --> 00:08:52,788 Когда серия выйдет в эфир, наше возмездие будет ВСЕОБЩИМ!!!
00:08:53,828 --> 00:08:57,928 Возмездие…Боже мой. М-кей?
00:09:00,768 --> 00:09:02,928 Проклятые Гриффины!
00:09:02,958 --> 00:09:04,268 Теперь провоцируют людей!
00:09:04,298 --> 00:09:06,098 Похоже, они нарываются на священную войну!
00:09:06,098 --> 00:09:07,738 Значит, в школу всю неделю можно не ходить?
00:09:07,768 --> 00:09:11,038 Пацаны, это серьезно! Нужно что-то делать!
00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:12,008 (Например?)
00:09:12,048 --> 00:09:13,838 Нужно поехать в Лос-Анджелес, в компанию FOX.
00:09:13,868 --> 00:09:17,018 Поехать и… попытаться снять эпизод с эфира.
00:09:17,048 --> 00:09:18,248 Вы со мной, пацаны?
00:09:18,288 --> 00:09:21,738 Мы никуда не сможем поехать. Аэропорты и автостанции закрыли.
00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,298 Значит, поедем на велосипедах.
00:09:23,328 --> 00:09:24,478 В Лос-Анджелес?
00:09:24,508 --> 00:09:25,908 Да, если это потребуется.
00:09:25,908 --> 00:09:27,608 Нужно поговорить с телекомпанией!
00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:29,548 Авторы Гриффинов не отступаются!
00:09:29,548 --> 00:09:31,438 Ну и молодцы. Не нужно этого делать!
00:09:31,478 --> 00:09:34,038 Они стоят на своём и говорят, что их не запугать!
00:09:34,068 --> 00:09:36,848 Запугать?! Думаешь, всё дело в этом, Кайл?
00:09:36,888 --> 00:09:38,768 Что за муха тебя укусила?
00:09:38,808 --> 00:09:42,648 Ни на секунду не поверю, что твоя внезапная забота о мусульманах - искренняя!
00:09:42,678 --> 00:09:43,698 Ну ладно, Кайл.
00:09:43,728 --> 00:09:45,178 Забудь на минуту о мусульманской вере.
00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,808 Могут пострадать люди.
00:09:46,848 --> 00:09:48,528 Когда погибнет десять человек, всего лишь из-за того...
00:09:48,558 --> 00:09:50,058 ...что Гриффины должны оставить свою шуточку
00:09:50,058 --> 00:09:51,708 будешь ли ты считать это забавным?
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:57,998 А если погибнет сто? Будет ли это забавно, Кайл?
00:09:58,038 --> 00:09:59,108 Я отправляюсь в Лос Анджелес.
00:09:59,148 --> 00:10:01,668 Сделаю всё, что смогу, чтобы снять эпизод с эфира,
00:10:01,698 --> 00:10:02,998 прежде чем всё выйдет из-под контроля.
00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:05,038 Кто-то должен говорить от имени мусульман.
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,958 Кто-то должен говорить от имени правды.
00:10:19,098 --> 00:10:22,408 Кайл! Кайл, проснись!
00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:25,368 Нужно уходить! Террористы атакуют!
00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:27,523 Пап, а ты уверен, что в этот раз так оно и есть?
00:10:27,553 --> 00:10:31,433 Это не шутки, Кайл! Бомбы уже отпрвавлены в шесть городов!
00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:31,913 Нет!
00:10:31,943 --> 00:10:33,733 Минуточку! А где Айк?
00:10:33,773 --> 00:10:35,403 Только что был здесь! Айк!
00:10:35,443 --> 00:10:36,343 Айк!
00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:42,193 Айк! Аааайк!
00:10:42,233 --> 00:10:45,673 Молозеное. Хацю соколада.
00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:47,013 Айк! Сюда!
00:10:50,663 --> 00:10:51,933 Ааааайк!
00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:54,683 Каааайл!
00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:56,453 Неееет!
00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:21,323 Пришел, чтобы меня остановить? Не получится.
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,323 Я пришел не для этого.
00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:26,713 Думаю…ты прав, Картман.
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,793 Я хочу тебе помочь снять эпизод Гриффинов с эфира.
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:34,213 Что ж. Мне для этого напарники не нужны.
00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:36,063 Особенно те, которые мне не доверяют.
00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:38,713 Послушай, Картман.
00:11:38,753 --> 00:11:42,323 Не знаю, что на тебя нашло, но…думаю, это удивительно.
00:11:42,363 --> 00:11:43,583 И еще я думаю, что это взаправду.
00:11:43,623 --> 00:11:46,223 Ты должен понять, почему я тебе раньше не верил.
00:11:48,463 --> 00:11:50,903 Да. Я действительно понимаю, Кайл.
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,503 Долгое время я поступал неправильно.
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,773 Поступал, руководствуясь своими эгоистическими побуждениями.
00:11:55,813 --> 00:11:57,703 Знаешь, мне хочется сделать что-то хорошее.
00:11:57,743 --> 00:11:59,933 Хоть в этот раз.
00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:02,983 Это долгий путь. Тебе понадобится помощь.
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,283 Мы можем вместе попробовать снять этот эпизод с эфира.
00:12:05,323 --> 00:12:08,053 Знаешь, мы даже до студии можем не добраться.
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,363 Знаю.
00:12:09,403 --> 00:12:12,573 Но, как и ты, я чувствую, что должен попытаться.
00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:17,443 Люди могут действительно пострадать, и шутка того не стоит.
00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,383 И что заставило тебя передумать?
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:23,183 Получил разумный совет…от старого друга.
00:12:26,153 --> 00:12:28,623 Что ж, Кайл, пора бы нам ехать.
00:12:28,653 --> 00:12:29,473 Да!
00:12:34,483 --> 00:12:36,323 Ты в седле?
00:12:36,353 --> 00:12:37,753 В седле! Поехали!
00:12:37,783 --> 00:12:38,793 Ну…погнали!
00:12:44,843 --> 00:12:49,083 Люди, люди! Прошу, потише! Нельзя поддаваться панике!
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:50,513 А что же нам еще делать, мэр?
00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:53,653 Вторая часть серии Гриффинов выходит через 6 дней!
00:12:53,693 --> 00:12:58,593 Полагаю, профессор Томас из Университета нашел какой-то выход.
00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:00,423 Спасибо, мэр.
00:13:00,453 --> 00:13:02,043 Послушайте все.
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,513 Мусульманские террористы и экстремисты угрожают нам за то,
00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:06,473 что собираются сделать Гриффины…
00:13:06,503 --> 00:13:08,843 …потому, что они по ошибке считают, что мы с ними заодно.
00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,833 Наша единственная надежда - сделать так
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,613 чтобы мусульманские экстремисты знали
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:14,533 что мы не принимали участия в эпизоде про Мухаммеда.
00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:16,243 И хотя эпизод выпустили в эфир...
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:21,143 ...мы не видели его, не слышали его и не обсуждали его.
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:22,683 И как нам это сделать?
00:13:22,723 --> 00:13:24,873 Закопаем головы.
00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:26,913 В песок.
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,183 Возьмем двадцать-двадцать пять самосвалов,
00:13:31,213 --> 00:13:33,133 загрузим их песком из Монаршего озера...
00:13:33,173 --> 00:13:35,083 ...и вывалим песок вдоль Саут Парк Авеню.
00:13:35,113 --> 00:13:37,633 Используя приблизительно восемнадцать дюжин лопат...
00:13:37,673 --> 00:13:39,533 ...мы все сможем выкопать себе ямы.
00:13:39,563 --> 00:13:42,783 засунем головы в ямы и затем специально оставленный человек их закопает.
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,433 Если удастся закопать голову каждого глубоко-глубоко в песок...
00:13:46,473 --> 00:13:47,953 до эфира эпизода про Мухаммеда,
00:13:47,983 --> 00:13:49,593 то мы могли бы избежать того,
00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:51,733 чтобы выглядеть ответственным за какую-либо долю происходящего.
00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:54,343 Нет, нет. Минуточку.
00:13:54,373 --> 00:13:55,353 Это смешно.
00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:58,033 Всё нужно делать как раз наоборот.
00:13:58,073 --> 00:14:00,983 На карту поставлена свобода слова, как вы не поймете.
00:14:01,023 --> 00:14:04,093 Пожалуй, нам ВСЕМ нужно нарисовать карикатуры на Мухаммеда,
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:08,573 и показать террористам и экстремистам, что мы едины в своей вере в то,
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:11,343 что каждый человек имеет право говорить, что он хочет!
00:14:11,373 --> 00:14:16,373 Послушайте…это ведь было так просто - встать на защиту свободы слова.
00:14:16,413 --> 00:14:20,383 Последние пару десятилетий нам нечем было рисковать таким, чтобы это стоило защищать.
00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:22,833 Но такие времена рано или поздно наступают!
00:14:22,873 --> 00:14:25,113 И такое время настало сейчас.
00:14:25,153 --> 00:14:29,243 И если мы…не желаем рисковать… тем, что у нас есть,
00:14:29,253 --> 00:14:34,743 то значит, что мы только верим в свободу слова, но не защищаем ее.
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,203 А мне идея с песком понравилась.
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,943 Да, и мне тоже.
00:14:41,973 --> 00:14:44,333 Да, с песком, вроде, намного проще.
00:14:46,863 --> 00:14:49,653 Нам понадобится восемь дюжин лопат и шестнадцать тон песка!
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:50,893 За работу!
00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:57,493 У нас шесть дней, чтобы добраться до Лос-Анджелеса.
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,033 Если свести остановки к минимуму...
00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:01,233 то мы как раз успеем снять эпизод с эфира.
00:15:01,273 --> 00:15:05,973 Да, и через пару недель Гриффины будут сняты с эфира навсегда.
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:07,633 Сняты?
00:15:07,663 --> 00:15:10,633 Но мы ведь едем, только чтобы снять с эфира эпизод с Мухаммедом.
00:15:10,663 --> 00:15:12,503 Это простая телевизионная экономика, Кайл.
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:15,673 Всё, что нужно, чтобы загубить шоу навсегда - это снять с эфира один эпизод.
00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:18,663 Если мы убедим телекомпанию убрать эпизод ради мусульман
00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:21,183 то потом католики могут требовать убрать эпизод, который не нравится им.
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,933 А затем инвалиды могут требовать убрать еще одну серию.
00:15:23,963 --> 00:15:27,443 И так далее, пока от Гриффинов ничего не останется.
00:15:27,473 --> 00:15:29,403 Так, кстати и случилось с Лаверн и Ширли.
00:15:29,403 --> 00:15:31,363 Постой, постой, минуточку!
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,863 Я на это не подписывался!
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,993 Мне нравятся Гриффины. Зачем нам убирать их навсегда?
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:41,633 Потому, что они насмехались над мусульманами, а это неправильно.
00:15:41,673 --> 00:15:43,513 Но это не значит, что сериал нужно снимать с эфира.
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,563 Тебе он должен понравится.
00:15:44,603 --> 00:15:46,483 У тебя чувство юмора точно как у Гриффинов.
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,143 Никогда.
00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:51,303 НИКОГДА не сравнивай меня с Гриффинами!
00:15:51,343 --> 00:15:52,383 Слышал, Кайл?!!
00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:55,083 Сравни меня еще раз с Гриффинами и развяжи мне руки.
00:15:55,093 --> 00:15:56,713 Я убью тебя на месте!
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:02,743 Ну и редкостный же ты ублюдок.
00:16:02,773 --> 00:16:05,053 Да тебе наплевать было на мусульман.
00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:07,263 Как и на безопасность Америки.
00:16:07,303 --> 00:16:09,673 Тебе просто нужно было убрать Гриффинов!
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,333 А ты представляешь, каково это?
00:16:11,363 --> 00:16:14,903 Куда бы ни пошел - "Картман, тебе, должно быть, нравятся Гриффины, да?"
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,873 "Эй, Картман, у тебя чувство юмора, прямо как у Гриффинов".
00:16:16,903 --> 00:16:19,793 Я НИ КАПЛИ НЕ ПОХОЖ на Гриффинов!
00:16:19,823 --> 00:16:22,323 Когда я шучу, то шутки вписываются в сценарий!
00:16:22,353 --> 00:16:24,233 Глубокие, ситуационные и эмоциональные шутки...
00:16:24,273 --> 00:16:26,313 ...основанные на чём-то существенном и имеющем СМЫСЛ!
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,073 А не одна взаимозаменяемая шутка за другой!!!
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,933 Да ты что несёшь вообще??
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:32,173 ТЫ НИ ХРЕНА НЕ ПОНИМАЕШЬ!!
00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:35,863 Поверить не могу, что дал запугать себя настолько, что принял твою сторону.
00:16:35,903 --> 00:16:38,743 Ты использовал страх, чтобы заставить меня перестать верить в свободу слова.
00:16:38,783 --> 00:16:41,553 Что ж…Полагаю, теперь ты мне не станешь помогать.
00:16:41,593 --> 00:16:45,803 Ничего. Ты мне НЕ НУЖЕН, чтобы снять эпизод с эфира!
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:48,813 Нет! Я не позволю тебе добраться до студии...
00:16:48,853 --> 00:16:51,713 ...и притворяться, что ты печёшься о безопасности и чуткости...
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:53,533 ...чтобы убрать сериал, который тебе не нравится!
00:16:53,573 --> 00:16:55,523 Ладно. Тогда, Кайл, думаю…
00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:57,103 Боже мой, это что, Тим МакГро?
00:16:57,143 --> 00:16:57,703 Что?
00:16:59,493 --> 00:17:00,923 Картман!
00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:17,183 Кайл, прекрати!
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,193 Ёлы-палы!
00:17:44,223 --> 00:17:45,693 Ааааа!
00:17:59,223 --> 00:18:00,993 Держись за ними!
00:18:07,143 --> 00:18:08,953 Иисус-Мария!
00:18:19,787 --> 00:18:26,157 Если у вас есть дети, убедитесь, что закопали их головы до того, как закопали свои.
00:18:29,088 --> 00:18:31,008 Пап, я не хочу закапывать голову в песок.
00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:31,988 Это лучшее, что можно сделать, Стэнли.
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,298 Ты доел фруктовый десерт?
00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:34,028 Да.
00:18:34,058 --> 00:18:35,718 Отлично. Проверь, как работает трубка.
00:18:36,338 --> 00:18:38,258 Хорошо, а теперь суй голову в яму.
00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:39,628 Пап, это глупо.
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:41,268 Стэнли, не время проявлять свою незрелость!
00:18:41,308 --> 00:18:42,048 Суй давай!
00:18:44,528 --> 00:18:46,208 Ладно, Шерон, теперь ты меня.
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:53,158 Ээ, профессор, мы вот чего подумали.
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,808 Если каждого будет зарывать тот, кто стоит слева...
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:59,858 ...то кто зароет голову последнего?
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:03,768 Да. Боюсь, одному человеку придется быть последним
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:06,968 и…не зарывать свою голову в песок.
00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:11,188 Давайте я.
00:19:11,228 --> 00:19:12,348 Дилан, нет!
00:19:12,378 --> 00:19:18,188 Вы понимаете, что не зарыв голову в песок, вы становитесь частью аудитории Гриффинов.
00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:19,648 Да, знаю.
00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:21,298 Дилан, прошу тебя, не надо!
00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:23,048 Кто-то должен это сделать, Сара.
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,418 А ты ступай, и зарой голову в песок.
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:26,858 Со мной всё будет в порядке.
00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:33,218 Вы должны понять…Я - это всё, что у нее есть.
00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:37,108 А кто это вообще такие?
00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:58,158 Нет!
00:20:16,738 --> 00:20:19,428 Ха-ха-ха! Покеда, Кайл!
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:23,608 Ах ты сукин сын! Я не дам тебе победить! Слышишь?!
00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:26,508 Обсоси мои яйца, Кайл!
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,548 Вы президент телеканала?
00:20:41,578 --> 00:20:42,678 Да, господин президент.
00:20:42,718 --> 00:20:46,248 Мы должны обсудить эпизод Гриффинов, господин президент.
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,138 Господин президент, у меня связаны руки.
00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:51,308 Авторы Гриффинов настаивают, чтобы я оставил Мухаммеда.
00:20:51,338 --> 00:20:52,358 Но, господин президент.
00:20:52,398 --> 00:20:55,978 Это вопрос национальной безопасности. Нужно мотивировать этим.
00:20:56,018 --> 00:21:01,448 Господин президент, полагаю, вы должны кое-что узнать об авторах Гриффинов.
00:21:04,218 --> 00:21:06,548 На следующей неделе в Саут Парке.
00:21:06,548 --> 00:21:08,568 Гонка продолжается.
00:21:08,608 --> 00:21:15,388 Картман добирается до студии Гриффинов и узнает страшную тайну создателей Гриффинов.
00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:17,448 Но это…это же всё объясняет.
00:21:17,488 --> 00:21:20,208 И так как вся страна закопала головы в песок…
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:25,028 Идея охватила страну! Но где взять столько песка, чтобы хватило всем?
00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:28,668 …и битва Добра и Зла наконец-то состоялась…
00:21:28,698 --> 00:21:31,428 Кайл, хватит! Хорош, Кайл!
00:21:31,468 --> 00:21:34,478 Выйдет ли мультфильм без купюр?
00:21:34,478 --> 00:21:36,398 Ликвидируют ли Гриффинов?
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,298 Будут ли продюсеры бороться за свободу слова?
00:21:39,328 --> 00:21:41,428 А может, Comedy Central слабаки?
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:42,548 Включите наш канал...
00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:45,738 чтобы увидеть вторую часть Гриффинов на следующей неделе в Саут Парке.
00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:54,208 перевод, субтитры mulder mulder@hotbox.ru специально для http://southpark.org.ru/

00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:11,971 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:13,681 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,349 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,561 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,271 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:21,605 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:25,109 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,112 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:32,992 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,620 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,917 "But the Bubble Gum Prince wasn't afraid."
00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:44,170 "He knew that the Land of Chocolate was safe
00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:46,589 forever and ever."
00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,717 Good night, my little angel.
00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:58,309 - Stan! - What?! What?!
00:00:58,434 --> 00:00:59,602 Get up! Get your shoes on!
00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,978 We've got to get out of here! Move!
00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,521 Take this!
00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,148 We've got to bring all the water we can!
00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:05,733 Shelly, go get my gun!
00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,193 What's going on, Dad?
00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,528 Just get the gun!
00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,490 All right. Come on!
00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:15,242 [All screaming ]
00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:18,120 [ Groaning ]
00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,747 WOMAN: Look out!
00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,166 Kyle, what the hell is going on this time?
00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,626 I have no idea!
00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,795 [ Engine revs ]
00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,338 [ Screams ]
00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,091 Oh! Oh!
00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:33,427 MAN: Take cover in the community center again!
00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,892 All right! Everyone get in and get a seal on that door!
00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,727 Oh, my God, Stephen! We've left Butters!
00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,229 We can't go back out there, Linda!
00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:44,438 It's too late for him!
00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:47,108 Dad? Dad, what the hell is going on?!
00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,568 [ Sighs ] A cartoon.
00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:53,531 A cartoon is about to air on American television with...
00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:56,867 with the Muslim prophet Muhammad as a character.
00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:58,994 So?
00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,540 So?! Stanley, Muhammad is sacred to the Muslim people.
00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:05,543 Ever since those cartoons in Denmark, the rules have changed.
00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:08,462 Nobody shows an image of Muhammad anymore.
00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:09,755 Which cartoon is it?
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,382 What cartoon would be so insensitive
00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,551 as to have Muhammad as a character?
00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:14,844 Who do you think?
00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,387 The cartoon that's always pushing buttons
00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,973 with their careless toilet humor.
00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,474 "Family Guy"!
00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,767 ALL: Aww!
00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,562 How could "Family Guy" do that?
00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:27,606 Why would "Family Guy" so blatantly insult Muslims?
00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:30,568 Because "Family Guy" doesn't care who they insult!
00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:33,571 They only care about their precious money!
00:02:33,696 --> 00:02:34,488 Oh, come on, people.
00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,949 You think anybody's gonna be that pissed off about a cartoon?
00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:39,493 - We've got the TV working! - [ Static ]
00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:43,289 Once again, a cartoon depicting the Muslim prophet Muhammad
00:02:43,414 --> 00:02:46,375 is set to air tonight on "Family Guy."
00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,085 Oh, Randy, hold me.
00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,838 The news has already sparked a shock wave of protests
00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,548 throughout the Muslim world.
00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,841 All over the Middle East,
00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,342 Muslims are burning American flags
00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,094 and "Family Guy" posters.
00:02:57,219 --> 00:03:00,431 Muslim terrorists al-Zawahiri made this statement.
00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,240 So what happens now?
00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,909 We stay here through the night.
00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,620 Wait it out to see if they do anything.
00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:24,914 If we're still alive in the morning...
00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,291 then we'll know we're not dead.
00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,377 [ Birds chirping ]
00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,591 It's okay!
00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,009 We're alive?
00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,844 We're alive!
00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,804 Everyone! Everyone listen!
00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:44,516 Fox network censored the image of Muhammad at the last minute!
00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:46,310 - Oh, thank God. - Oh, good.
00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,854 Well, it looks like we dodged a bullet.
00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,315 They censored the image of Muhammad? How?
00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,483 I TiVo every episode.
00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,027 We can go to my house and see what they did.
00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,157 - Okay, you guys. Check it out. - [ Popping ]
00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,201 You TiVo every episode of "Family Guy"?
00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,285 Dude, it's a good show.
00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,828 Yeah. Lots of people like "Family Guy."
00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:05,996 Ugh.
00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,165 Peter, I can't believe you invited
00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:11,794 your old high school sweetheart over for dinner!
00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,462 You think <i>that's</i> bad?
00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,799 Remember when I auditioned to be David Hasselhoff's car?
00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,634 Hey, there, Knight Rider!
00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,594 After those bad guys, KITT.
00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,138 [ Humming ]
00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,224 Yeah, but, Dad, why would you invite
00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,892 an ex-girlfriend to dinner?
00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,520 Perhaps he wants to make our mother nervous.
00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:30,729 Nervous?!
00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:34,566 Like when I had to sell pancakes to the school soccer captain?
00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:35,776 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,695 Pancakes for you, Captain.
00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,406 I'll be the Captain, and you be Tennille!
00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,241 [ Down-tempo introduction plays ]
00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,618 ♪ Love will keep us together ♪
00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,954 - [ Laughs ] - Ugh.
00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,540 But, Peter, I don't want to cook dinner
00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:51,250 for your ex-girlfriend.
00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,627 Well, maybe we can just have tea.
00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,963 You mean like the time you had tea with Muhammad,
00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:57,840 the prophet of the Muslim faith?
00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,301 Come on, Muhammad. Let's get some tea.
00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:01,802 [ Birds chirping ]
00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:05,556 Try my Mr. T Tea.
00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,474 Boy, was that ever weird.
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,601 Anyway, I can't believe I invited
00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,603 my old sweetheart to dinner, huh?
00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,523 That's it? That's all they did?
00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,275 Oh, man. That's not cool.
00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,943 Seriously, that is not cool.
00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,194 What? What's the big deal?
00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,237 What's the big deal?
00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,822 You guys, they just made fun of the religion
00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,407 of an entire group of people.
00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,368 You guys think that's okay?
00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,162 Do you care at all about people's feelings?
00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,204 Since when do you care about
00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,956 being sensitive to people's religion, Cartman?
00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,791 Yeah, you rip on people's religion all the time!
00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,044 That's different! I'm just a little boy.
00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,379 That's a cartoon. Millions of people watch it.
00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:38,422 How would you feel, Kyle,
00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:39,798 if there was a cartoon on television
00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,301 that made fun of Jews all the time, huh?
00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:43,844 Uh...
00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,513 I'm telling you guys, it's wrong.
00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,432 It's wrong!
00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,394 It's wro-o-o-o-ng!
00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,982 Kyle? Kyle! What are you watching?!
00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,901 Hey, Brian, this is like the time
00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,694 I got a job as a carrot cake.
00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,488 Aah! It's "Family Guy"!
00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,114 Quick, Gerald! Do something!
00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,449 Hyah!
00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:08,035 - Gaah! Aah! - [ Electricity crackling ]
00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,329 Dad! Dad! Jesus Christ!
00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,706 [ Breathing heavily ] It's okay.
00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:13,707 It's dead.
00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,793 You boys know you're not supposed to watch
00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,044 that careless show!
00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,337 Mom, it was nothing.
00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,422 Muhammad just stood there and then drank some tea.
00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,591 You boys don't understand anything!
00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:26,804 It's obvious that you all need Muslim sensitivity training!
00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:30,182 Welcome to Muslim sensitivity training.
00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,810 It is important for us to understand
00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:35,187 why the Muslims feel the way they do
00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:38,315 and why we can never show an image of Muhammad.
00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,776 No, Muslims can't show an image of Muhammad.
00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,611 Kyle, you're not being very sensitive.
00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,404 Yeah, Kyle.
00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:46,240 Maybe you think this is funny, but the rest of us don't.
00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:48,826 Let's all look at why Muslims are upset.
00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:51,161 First of all, in the Muslim religion,
00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,997 you're not allowed to have what?
00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:56,041 Sex! Good.
00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,169 There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world.
00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,839 Now, this would be fine, except that in the Muslim religion
00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,549 you also can't...
00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,426 Anybody?
00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,386 Jack off. Okay?
00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:10,597 Jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion.
00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,559 And what do we know about the places Muslims live?
00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,602 They live in...
00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:18,230 Good. Sand.
00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,566 Now, put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim.
00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,025 It's Friday night,
00:07:22,151 --> 00:07:25,028 but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off.
00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,280 There's sand in your eyes
00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:27,739 and probably in the crack of your ass,
00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,199 and then some cartoon comes along,
00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,285 from a country where people <i>a re</i> getting laid,
00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:32,744 and mocks your prophet.
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,581 Well, you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off, too!
00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,875 Mrs. Garrison, that is ignorant and racist!
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,543 Muslims are mad because of "Family Guy,"
00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:40,961 not because they can't jack off.
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,087 Right, Wendy?
00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,380 Yeah.
00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:46,508 MR. MACKEY: Attention, students, proceed to the school gymnasium
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,428 immediately for an emergency announcement!
00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,805 What the hell is going on now?
00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,515 [ Indistinct conversations ]
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,934 Shh! Quiet, students! Quiet!
00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:57,728 Once again, we have just learned
00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:00,355 that the "Family Guy" episode featuring Muhammad
00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:03,066 was only part one of a two-parter!
00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,569 And part two is going to air next week
00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,738 with Muhammad uncensored.
00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,823 - What? - Why would they...
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,493 Fox Studios claims that the "Family Guy" writing staff
00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:15,829 has demanded the Muhammad character be seen in full view.
00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,706 The head of Fox had this to say.
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,875 "Family Guy" is our biggest show.
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,712 If they insist we don't censor their work, then we -- we can't!
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,923 "Family Guy"!
00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,841 I damn you to hell!
00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,719 MAN: Once again, bitter riots have started in the Middle East,
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,471 this time even more massive.
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:35,933 And terrorist leader al-Zawahiri has issued a threat.
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,577 - [ Dramatic music plays ] - Retaliation.
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:58,121 Oh, my God, m'kay.
00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,290 [ Bell rings ]
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,709 Goddamn "Family Guy."
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,378 Now they're just provoking people.
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,046 It's like they <i>want</i> a holy war.
00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,798 Does this mean we don't have school all week?
00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,716 You guys, this is serious!
00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,802 - We have to do something. - Mrph rmh?
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,887 We have to go to Fox network in L.A.
00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,057 We have to go and... try to get that episode pulled.
00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,767 You guys with me?
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,851 Dude, we can't go anywhere.
00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,603 They've shut down the airports and the buses.
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,397 Then we'll ride our Big Wheels!
00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,941 - To Los Angeles? - If that's what it takes, yes!
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,276 We have to talk to the network.
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,528 The "Family Guy" writers aren't gonna back down!
00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,154 Well, good for them! They shouldn't!
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,239 The writers are standing up
00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,074 and saying they aren't going to be intimidated.
00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,242 Intimidated?
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,827 Is that what you think this is about, Kyle?
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,745 All right, dude. What the hell has gotten into you?
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,163 I don't trust for one second
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,666 that your sudden concern for the Muslim people is real.
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,750 All right. Fine, Kyle.
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,377 Forget the Muslim faith for a minute.
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,878 People can get hurt.
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,505 If 10 people die because "Family Guy"
00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,173 just had to have their little joke,
00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:51,508 will you still think it's funny?
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,218 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,054 What if a hundred people die? Will it be funny then, Kyle?
00:09:57,806 --> 00:10:00,767 I'm going to Los Angeles, and I'm gonna do whatever I can
00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,936 to get that episode pulled before this gets out of hand.
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,480 Somebody has to speak for the Muslim people.
00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,524 Somebody has to speak for what's right.
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,033 [ Insects chirping ]
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:21,496 Kyle! Kyle, wake up! We have to go!
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,957 The terrorists are attacking!
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,626 [All screaming ]
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,294 Dad, are you sure this time?
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,670 This isn't a joke, Kyle.
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,131 Bombs have already gone off in six cities!
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,549 - No! - Wait a minute!
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,426 - Where's Ike?! - He was just here!
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,094 - Ike! - Ike!
00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,221 [ Crowd screaming ]
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,098 Ike?! Ike!
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,099 Ike!
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,477 Ice cream!
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,437 I want chocolate!
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,648 Ike, this way!
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,193 Ike!
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,154 Kyle!
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,323 No!
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:57,866 [ Gasps ]
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,951 [ Breathing heavily ]
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,917 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,013 You come to try and stop me?
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,599 It isn't gonna work.
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,101 I didn't come to stop you.
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,937 I-I think you're right, Cartman.
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,648 I want to help you get the "Family Guy" episode pulled.
00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,566 [ Music continues ]
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,361 Yeah. Well, I don't need a partner on this.
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:37,239 Especially one who doesn't trust me.
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,490 Look, Cartman.
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,908 I don't know what's gotten into you,
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,285 but I think it's pretty amazing.
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:43,537 And I think it's real.
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:46,957 You have to understand why I didn't believe you before.
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,877 Yeah, I do understand, Kyle.
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,338 I've been doing the wrong things for a long time,
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,757 doing things for my own selfish reasons.
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,385 I just want to do something right, you know?
00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,303 Just this one time.
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,764 It's a long trip, dude. You're gonna need help.
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,559 We can try and get the episode pulled together.
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,061 You know, we might not even make it into the studio.
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,229 I know.
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:13,316 But just like you... I feel like I have to try.
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,527 People <i>can</i> really get hurt.
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,446 And a joke just isn't worth that.
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,489 So what made you change your mind?
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,410 I got some sound advice from an old friend.
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,331 Well, Kyle, we'd better get going.
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:29,458 Yeah!
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,794 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:35,881 You set?
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,424 I'm set. Let's do this!
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,550 All right! Let's roll!
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,681 [ Indistinct shouting ]
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,225 People! People, quiet, please!
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,769 We must not panic.
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,228 Well, what are we gonna do, Mayor?
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:53,482 Part two of the "Family Guy" episode airs in six days!
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,610 I believe that Professor Thomas from the university
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,278 has come up with a solution.
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,489 Thank you, Mayor.
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:01,823 Now, look, everyone.
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,493 Muslim terrorists and extremists are threatening us
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,244 for what "Family Guy" is going to do
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,538 because they've wrongly grouped us together.
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,500 Our only hope is to make the Muslim extremists know
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:14,252 that we had no part in the Muhammad episode,
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,004 that even though the episode aired,
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,965 we didn't watch it, we didn't hear it,
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,092 and we didn't talk about it.
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,427 So how do we do that?
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:27,057 We bury our heads...in sand.
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,061 We take 20 to 25 dump trucks,
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,771 fill them with sand from Monarch Lake,
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,190 and then dump the sand along South Park Avenue.
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,108 By using approximately 18 dozen shovels,
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,110 we could each dig a hole in the sand,
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,362 stick our heads in the holes,
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,697 and then have the person to our left bury them.
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,658 If we can manage to get every person's head
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,992 buried deep, deep in sand
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,078 before the Muhammad episode airs,
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,955 we could avoid looking like we're responsible
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,456 for any part of this at all.
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,918 No. No. Wait a minute. That's ridiculous.
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,879 Look. What we need to do is just the opposite.
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,548 Freedom of speech is at stake here.
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,757 Don't you all see?
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:03,802 If anything, we should all make cartoons of Muhammad
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,346 and show the terrorists and the extremists
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,348 that we are all united in the belief
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,142 that every person has a right to say what they want.
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:14,312 Look, people, it's... it's been real easy for us
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,189 to stand up for free speech lately.
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,440 For the past few decades,
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,360 we haven't had to risk anything to defend it.
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,821 But those times are going to come.
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,031 And one of those times is right now.
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:29,536 And if we aren't willing to risk what we have,
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,831 then we just believe in free speech,
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:35,292 but we don't defend it.
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,378 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,714 I like the sand idea.
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:41,840 Yeah. Me too.
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,009 Yeah. The sand thing sounds a lot simpler.
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,636 - Let's do the sand thing. - Yeah. Let's do the sand thing.
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:49,306 We're gonna need eight dozen shovels and 16 tons of sand!
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,099 Let's move, people!
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,314 We've got six days to make it to Los Angeles.
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,815 If we keep our stops to a minimum,
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,901 we should be able to get the episode pulled just in time.
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,278 Yes, and in just a few weeks from now,
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,072 "Family Guy" will be off the air forever!
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,616 Off the air?
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,783 But we're just going to try
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,327 to get the Muhammad episode pulled.
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:12,203 It's simple television economics, Kyle.
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,705 All it takes to kill a show forever
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,540 is get one episode pulled.
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,334 If we convince the network to pull this episode
00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:18,585 for the sake of Muslims,
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,004 the Catholics can demand a show they don't like get pulled.
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,505 And then people with disabilities can demand
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,925 another show get pulled, and so on and so on,
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,010 until "Family Guy" is no more.
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,179 It's exactly what happened to "Laverne & Shirley."
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:33,016 - Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute! - [ Tires screech ]
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,434 This isn't what I signed up for!
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,852 I like "Family Guy."
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,812 Why do we have to get it off the air forever?
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,148 Because they -- they made f-fun of Muslims,
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,274 and -- and that's wrong.
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,276 But that doesn't mean it has to go off the air!
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:44,361 You should like that show.
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,321 Your sense of humor is just like "Family Guy."
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,781 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,951 Don't you ever, <i>ever</i> compare me to "Family Guy."
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,118 You hear me, Kyle?!
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,828 Compare me to "Family Guy" again,
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,165 and so help me, I will kill you where you stand.
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,088 You unbelievable son of a bitch.
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,965 You never cared about the Muslim religion
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:07,092 or the safety of people in America.
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,219 You just want "Family Guy" off the air.
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,388 Do you have any idea what it's like?
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,555 Everywhere I go --
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,724 "Hey, Cartman, you must like 'Family Guy,' right?"
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,851 "Your sense of humor reminds me of 'Family Guy,' Cartman."
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,771 I am <i>nothing</i> like "Family Guy."
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,023 When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story,
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,858 deep situational and emotional jokes
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,986 based on what is relevant and has a point,
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,821 not just one random, interchangeable joke
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,030 after another!
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,782 What are you talking about?
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:31,992 You don't understand!
00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:35,537 I can't believe I let you scare me into taking your side.
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,498 You used fear to make me stop believing in free speech.
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,876 Well, I guess you won't be helping me now.
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,336 No biggie.
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,505 I don't need you to get the episode pulled.
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,256 No.
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,550 I am not letting you go to that television studio
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,219 and pretend to care about safety and sensitivity
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,179 to get a show you don't like off the air!
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,265 Well, then, Kyle, I guess --
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,808 Oh, my God. Is that Tim McGraw?
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,184 What? [ Grunts ]
00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,811 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,771 Cartman!
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,109 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,488 - [ Grunts ] - [ Tires screeching ]
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,453 Kyle, stop it!
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:32,635 [ Music continues ]
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,221 [ Tires screeching ]
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,937 [ Horn blares ]
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,898 - Holy crap! - Aah!
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,900 [ Horn blares ]
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,615 [ Siren wailing ]
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,288 Stay on 'em!
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,960 [ Tires screeching ]
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,463 Jesus, Mary!
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:23,728 If you have children, be sure to bury their heads in the sand
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,438 before you bury your own.
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,819 Dad, I don't want to bury my head in the sand.
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,238 It's the best way, Stanley. Did you eat your Fruit Roll-up?
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,155 Yeah.
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,740 Make sure your snorkel is working.
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,284 All right. Now get your head in the hole.
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,661 Dad, this is stupid.
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,454 Stanley, there's no time for your immaturity!
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,664 Do it!
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,751 All right, Sharon. Now do me.
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,258 Professor, we all just thought of something.
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,301 If everyone has their head buried
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,137 by the person standing to their left,
00:18:57,262 --> 00:19:00,557 then who's gonna bury the last person's head?
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,810 Yes, I'm afraid one person is going to have to be last
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,355 and...not have his head in the sand.
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,191 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,151 I'll do it.
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,443 Dylan, no!
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:15,280 You realize by not burying your head in sand,
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:18,241 you'll appear to be a part of the "Family Guy" audience.
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,701 Yes. I know.
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,161 Dylan, please! You can't!
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,121 Somebody has to do it, Sarah!
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,707 You run along now and you get your head in the sand.
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,917 I'll be all right.
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,919 [ Sobbing ]
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,796 You have to understand.
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,131 I'm all she has.
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,802 Who are those people?
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,138 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,198 No!
00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,700 [ Tires screeching ]
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,368 [ Screams ]
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:05,830 Aah!
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,591 [ Grunts ]
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:20,094 [ Laughs ] So long, Kyle!
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,764 You son of a bitch! I won't let you win!
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,765 You hear me?!
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,935 Suck my balls, Kyle!
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,312 [ Sobs ]
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,898 [ Screams ]
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:34,108 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,407 Are you the network president?
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:42,742 Yes, Mr. President.
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:46,371 We need to discuss this "Family Guy" episode, Mr. President.
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,289 Mr. President, my hands are tied.
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,334 The "Family Guy" writers insist I don't censor Muhammad.
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:54,254 But, Mr. President, this is a matter of national security.
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:55,964 They must be reasoned with.
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,590 Mr. President...
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,926 there's something about the "Family Guy" writing staff
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,262 I think you should know.
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,722 [ Music continues ]
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,141 MAN: Next week on "South Park"...
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,143 the race continues.
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,813 Cartman reaches the "Family Guy" studio
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,147 and learns the shocking secret
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,400 behind the "Family Guy" writing staff...
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:17,610 This explains everything.
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:20,488 MAN:...as an entire nation buries its head in sand...
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,240 The idea has swept the nation.
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,076 But where will we find enough sand for everyone?
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,788 MAN:...and the battle between good and evil is finally waged.
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,248 Kyle, quit it!
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,457 Stop it, Kyle!
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,460 MAN: Will the cartoon be allowed to appear uncensored?
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,462 Will "Family Guy" be destroyed?
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,424 Will television executives fight for free speech,
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,467 or will Comedy Central puss out?
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,970 Tune in to see part two of "Family Guy,"
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,722 next week on "South Park."

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