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Угроза самодовольства!
Smug Alert!
Сезон: 10Серия: 02
Описание
Семья Кайла пользуется гибридными автомобилями и решает переехать в Сан-Франциско. Стэн пытается вернуть друга, но в итоге миру угрожают куда более опасные выхлопы.
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- 00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,304 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,015 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:21,939 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,446 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
- 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:40,791 Hey there, Richard.
- 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,044 Oh. Hey, Gerald, new car?
- 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,795 Yeah. It's a hybrid.
- 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,048 I just -- I just couldn't sit back
- 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,717 and be a part of destroying the earth anymore.
- 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,303 Well...good for you.
- 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:54,930 Oh, thanks!
- 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:01,020 There goes the new high- and-mighty Gerald Broflovski.
- 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,564 Yeah. Ever since he got that new hybrid,
- 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,233 he thinks he's better than everyone else.
- 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:11,072 You know, the emissions from a vehicle like yours
- 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:14,283 causes irreparable damage to the ozone.
- 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,868 I drive a hybrid.
- 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,037 It's much better for the environment.
- 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,081 Thanks!
- 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,123 Dad, can we go home?
- 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,541 All you ever do since you got this car
- 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,001 is drive around and show it off.
- 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,296 Hey, is that a hybrid?
- 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,673 Oh, yes. You've got one too, I see.
- 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:32,009 Yeah, I like to be a part of the solution
- 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,552 and not part of the problem.
- 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,180 Well, anyway, good for you.
- 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,682 Thanks!
- 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,935 Dad, I think Ike is starving to death.
- 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:41,852 Hold on, boys.
- 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,854 We still have to go to the hardware store
- 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,314 and hand out awareness citations
- 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,274 to S.U.V. cars in the parking lot.
- 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,692 What?
- 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,531 Okay. There's another one.
- 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:56,700 Oh, man. Look at that.
- 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:58,285 Can you believe this?
- 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:01,413 An S.U.V. with a V-8 engine. Makes me sick!
- 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:04,333 Ticket for driving a gas guzzler!
- 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,960 Dad, can we go home, please?
- 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,504 Look, there's a Jeep over there. Go write them a ticket, Kyle.
- 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,923 - But, Dad, I want -- - Now, Kyle!
- 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:13,926 Oh, hey, Kyle!
- 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,386 Oh, hey, dude. What are you doing here?
- 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,179 Helping my dad pick out some cool new power tools.
- 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,389 What are you doing?
- 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,267 Helping my dad give people fake tickets.
- 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:23,018 What's this?
- 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,312 Oh, sorry, Randy. Looks like you got a ticket.
- 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,440 A ticket? "Failure to care about the environment."
- 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:30,818 Oh, God damn it. Did you do this, Gerald?!
- 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,779 Yeah, I'm just, you know, trying to make people more aware.
- 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,197 - You know, it's -- - You got some nerve.
- 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,073 You know that?
- 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,700 Where do you come off ticketing people?
- 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,994 Randy, calm down. It's not a real ticket.
- 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,662 I know it's not a real ticket!
- 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:42,705 Broflovski!
- 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,957 Did you put this crap on my windshield?!
- 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,417 Jimbo, your truck probably gets
- 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:47,835 less than 10 miles to the gallon.
- 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,004 Well, thanks, Officer Dickhole!
- 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,005 Dad, let's just go.
- 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:53,465 Look, I'm just trying to make the people of South Park
- 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,176 aware of a very serious problem!
- 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:58,512 The problem, Gerald, is that ever since you got a hybrid car,
- 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,930 you've gotten so smug
- 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,183 that you love the smell of your own farts!
- 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:03,142 Oh. I'm sorry.
- 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,519 I didn't think it was high and mighty
- 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,979 to care about the earth.
- 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:07,980 And that, too!
- 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,565 Stop talking with your eyes closed!
- 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,192 That's what smug people do!
- 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,861 Well, I don't really see how that has anything to do with --
- 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,362 There! Like that! Stop that!
- 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:18,532 Who the hell put this faggy fake ticket on my truck?
- 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:21,035 All right. That does it! Come on, Kyle!
- 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,705 I don't want you hanging around with these ignorant idiots!
- 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:31,170 Yeah. Yeah, I think it's best we just do it right away.
- 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,129 Dad?
- 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,381 Dad, Ike and I have been talking,
- 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,718 and, well, we feel that your new car is changing you.
- 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,428 Yes. It certainly is.
- 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,180 We're thinking that a lot of people in town
- 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:43,057 are starting to...
- 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,934 Take offense.
- 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:47,228 ...are starting to take offense at your actions.
- 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:50,105 We feel like you're starting to become...
- 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:52,149 Alienated.
- 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:55,402 ...starting to become alienated from some of your friends.
- 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,655 Well, I totally agree, Kyle.
- 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,115 - You do? - Yes.
- 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:03,202 A lot of people in town aren't ready to drive hybrid cars.
- 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,079 Right! Okay. Good.
- 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:08,499 And that's why I've talked it over with your mother,
- 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,251 and we've decided to move!
- 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:11,418 What?!
- 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,295 We need to be where everyone
- 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,631 is motivated and progressive like us!
- 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,383 Start getting your things packed, boys.
- 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:21,887 The Broflovski family is moving to San Francisco!
- 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,641 Yeah?
- 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,477 Hey, Stan. You should come on over.
- 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,980 They're having a going-away party for Kyle.
- 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,940 Going-away party? What do you mean?
- 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,526 Well, don't you know? Kyle's moving away.
- 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:38,279 Moving away?! Kyle can't move away!
- 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,363 Well, he is.
- 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,241 - Where's the going-away party? - At Cartman's house.
- 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,829 Hey, everybody, there's more pop in the refrigerator!
- 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:50,457 Let's make this the best going-away party ever!
- 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:51,959 Hey, Eric, where's Kyle?
- 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,502 Who?
- 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,296 Kyle, the person leaving.
- 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:57,464 Kyle? Why would I invite Kyle?
- 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,466 Dude, a going-away party is supposed to be
- 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,093 for the person who is going away!
- 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,428 Kyle? Kyle!
- 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,221 Kyle's not here. Cartman didn't invite him.
- 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,432 - What? - You guys, this is <i>our</i> party.
- 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,351 That no-good, backstabbing Jew rat is finally leaving.
- 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,061 Come on, everyone! Let's sing!
- 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,479 ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
- 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,897 ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
- 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,524 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,859 ♪ Goodbye, Kyle ♪
- 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,778 Kyle! What is going on?!
- 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,655 My dad says he can't live here anymore.
- 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,949 Mr. Broflovski, please. Kyle's my best friend.
- 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,451 I'm sorry, Stan.
- 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,828 But unfortunately you live in a small-minded town
- 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,163 filled with ignorant boobs.
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,707 Well, maybe they'll change.
- 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,125 I wouldn't count on it.
- 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,626 Come on, boys. Get in the car.
- 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:36,378 No!
- 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,714 Maybe <i>you</i> can make a difference, Stan.
- 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,842 Maybe you can get everyone to drive hybrid cars.
- 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,469 Until that day...
- 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,846 we're just gonna have to be with our own kind.
- 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,934 I will! I will get everyone to drive hybrid cars!
- 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,269 I swear it!
- 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,828 Well, what do you think, huh?
- 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,914 Oh, Gerald! It's beautiful!
- 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,208 Yeah! Now, this is a house!
- 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,794 Oh, hello, there. You must be the new neighbors.
- 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,129 Yes, that's right. We're the Broflovskis.
- 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,882 Welcome to San Francisco. I'm Peter Thompson.
- 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,675 This is my wife, Nancy Jarvis,
- 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,761 and our son, Brian Thompson-Jarvis.
- 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,304 So, how do you like the neighborhood?
- 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,890 Oh, it's gorgeous! These old houses are so neat!
- 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,017 Yes. Well, unlike most cities,
- 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,728 in San Francisco, we try to keep all the historic houses
- 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,313 instead of knocking them down.
- 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,398 You in here, Peter?
- 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,067 Oh, hey, Paul. Come on in and meet the Broflovskis.
- 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:42,152 Hello, there. I'm Paul McDonahue.
- 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,696 This is my wife, Holly Beaumont-McCallahan,
- 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:47,616 and our daughter, Mindy McDonahue-Beaumont-McCallahan.
- 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,450 - Hello! - Hello!
- 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,119 We noticed your hybrid out front.
- 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,412 That's a V-series, right?
- 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:52,496 Yeah. That's right.
- 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,497 Oh, nice car.
- 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,374 But we're gonna have to get you into the BT series.
- 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,708 Its emissions are actually cleaner.
- 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,628 Wow. So everyone here drives a hybrid, huh?
- 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:00,712 Oh, of course.
- 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,005 We're a little more progressive
- 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,924 and ahead of the curve here in San Francisco.
- 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,594 Ahh.
- 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,888 Anyway, I'm sure you'll find it much better here.
- 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,557 Yes. You'll find that San Francisco
- 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,268 is pretty much more open-minded and grown-up than the Midwest.
- 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,647 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh.
- 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,024 We're just a little bit more protective of our environment
- 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:21,984 here in San Francisco.
- 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,194 Yeah. We sure are!
- 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,865 ♪ Come on, people ♪
- 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,159 ♪ Come on, people, now ♪
- 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,452 Dude, what are you doing?
- 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,871 I'm writing a song about the importance of hybrid cars,
- 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,706 so maybe people will change their ways.
- 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,332 That's gay.
- 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,418 Well, if I have any chance of getting Kyle back,
- 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,378 I have to get people to stop driving S.U.V.s!
- 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:42,754 Why do you want Kyle back?
- 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,007 Don't you see how awesome it is without him?
- 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,217 You know, Cartman, you may be stoked now,
- 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,678 but I bet you're gonna find that without Kyle around to rip on,
- 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,764 your life is empty and hollow.
- 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,267 Whatever, dude.
- 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,227 I don't need Kyle to rip on. I've got Butters!
- 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,313 Come on, Butters, you stupid Jew!
- 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,398 Yeah! I'm a dumb Jew!
- 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,526 ♪ Come on, people ♪
- 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,154 ♪ Come on, people, now ♪
- 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,075 All right, all you dreamers and creamers
- 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,494 out there in South Park.
- 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,287 I'm gonna play a song by a local artist
- 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,831 that really made me think about my impact on the earth.
- 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,124 This is Stan Marsh
- 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,211 with "Hey, People, You Got To Drive Hybrids Already."
- 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,963 ♪ Come on, people, now, people, now ♪
- 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,007 ♪ People, now, come on, people, now ♪
- 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,009 ♪ Got to drive hybrids, people, now ♪
- 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,636 ♪ People, now, people, now, people, now ♪
- 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,055 ♪ Hybrids are for people, now, people, now ♪
- 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,057 ♪ Good for people driving people, now ♪
- 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,559 ♪ Get a hybrid, be good people, now ♪
- 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,186 He's right.
- 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,146 ♪ We have all got to be people, now ♪
- 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,190 ♪ People driving hybrid, people, now ♪
- 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,983 ♪ People, now, people, now, hybrid, now ♪
- 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,027 ♪ Hybrid people driving people now ♪
- 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,238 ♪ Come on, people, let's be people, now ♪
- 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,823 ♪ Hybrid people driving people now ♪
- 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:54,701 ♪ Come on, everybody, be people, now ♪
- 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,246 Hey, Jimbo, you get a hybrid, too?
- 00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:01,041 Yeah. I just wanted to try to set an example, you know?
- 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,710 Yeah. I guess it's up to us to show everyone the way.
- 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:04,962 Good for you!
- 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,755 Thanks!
- 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,008 Can you believe some people still don't drive hybrids?
- 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,595 I know. It's like, Earth to America! Hello?
- 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,056 This is simple stuff here! Gah!
- 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,725 Well, from now on, I'm only going to associate
- 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,394 with other hybrid-car drivers.
- 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,688 Everyone else is just ignorant, m'kay.
- 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,815 Good for you!
- 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,567 Thanks!
- 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,986 At least we're smart enough to know better!
- 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:30,737 Thanks!
- 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,242 ♪ Come on, everybody, be people, now ♪
- 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,537 And so we are here to honor Stan Marsh,
- 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,330 for making South Park the city
- 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,917 with the highest percentage of hybrid owners in the country!
- 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:49,506 If only the rest of the country was as insightful as we are.
- 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:50,799 Uh, thanks.
- 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,759 I was really just trying to make it so my friend
- 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,636 could move back here, so if you don't mind,
- 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,430 I'm gonna go try to get ahold of him now.
- 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,350 Great speech!
- 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:04,563 Well, my son is just a little bit more clever than some.
- 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,774 Hello there. I'm Ranger McFriendly.
- 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,359 I'm the person who watches over
- 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,486 the delicate ecosystem of South Park.
- 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,530 You must be the little boy who wrote that song.
- 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,615 Yeah.
- 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,616 Ow!
- 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:16,825 You son of a bitch!
- 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,660 Do you have any idea what you've done?
- 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,621 - What?! - Come with me!
- 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,540 There! Look!
- 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,417 Smog?
- 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,170 There's never been smog over South Park before.
- 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,630 Don't you get it?
- 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,799 When people drive hybrid cars, they get so full of themselves
- 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,093 that they spew tons of self-satisfied garbage
- 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,094 into the air.
- 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:39,640 That isn't smog. It's smug!
- 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,517 Smug?
- 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,603 Hybrid cars make better for emission levels,
- 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,397 but people who drive hybrid cars are the leading cause of smug.
- 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,940 You get enough smug in the atmosphere,
- 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,233 and you know what that leads to?
- 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,485 Global laming.
- 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,362 Thanks to your gay little song,
- 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:57,616 South Park is now the second smuggiest city in America!
- 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,038 This is a "South Park News" weather bulletin!
- 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,832 It looks like we have a smug alert here in South Park.
- 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,877 Our own Keenen Williams has the details. Keen?
- 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:09,711 Thanks, Tom.
- 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,046 A smug alert is in effect
- 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,006 through at least tomorrow morning.
- 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,508 All those hybrid cars on the road
- 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,259 have caused heavy smug to develop
- 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,595 over most of Park and Jefferson Counties.
- 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,890 On the national map, we can see smug over parts of Denver
- 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,934 and developing smug in Los Angeles.
- 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,603 However, San Francisco is once again
- 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,064 the smuggiest city in the country.
- 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,733 ♪ A smuggy day ♪
- 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:36,321 ♪ In San Francisco town ♪
- 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,159 Sheila, did you meet Gail and Brian yet?
- 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,994 No! Hello. How are you?
- 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,830 Really good. Really good.
- 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,376 Hey, there. Alan, right?
- 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,711 Actually, it's Alain.
- 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,422 Right, right. Would you like red or white wine?
- 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,215 Could I just get an empty glass?
- 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,675 Oh. Sure.
- 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,136 Can you believe all these imbeciles in Texas?
- 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,179 They just put another prisoner to death.
- 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,564 So...what do you do for fun?
- 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,899 We drink and take drugs.
- 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,609 You want some acid?
- 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,695 Oh. No, thanks. We don't do that stuff.
- 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,529 You will.
- 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,072 There's a reason most San Francisco kids
- 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,073 take a lot of drugs.
- 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,199 It's the only thing that allows us
- 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,576 to deal with our parents walking around
- 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,619 loving the smell of their own farts all the time.
- 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,747 Everything okay in here, Kyle?
- 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,248 Yeah. Fine, Dad.
- 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,251 So much better here with intellectuals, isn't it, boys?
- 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,630 Ah! Mmm!
- 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,969 Well, maybe I'll take just half a hit of acid.
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,763 I want three.
- 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,014 No, no.
- 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,309 I'm asking if there's a listing for Broflovski in San Francisco.
- 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,477 They just moved there.
- 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,061 Take that, Jew boy!
- 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,064 I guess you Hebes can't even play video football!
- 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,567 Yeah. You're right!
- 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,237 You know, Butters, you make for a lousy Jew.
- 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,238 Well, I'm sorry.
- 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,948 It's just that I'm not Jewish, and I --
- 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,242 No! No! Don't apologize, you asshole!
- 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,660 Marsh?!
- 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,287 Oh, crap. Ranger McFriendly.
- 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,038 Who?
- 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,290 You better come with me to the news station.
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,376 Our situation just got a lot worse!
- 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:17,380 I noticed it on the computer this morning. Look here.
- 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,133 This is the smug over South Park.
- 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,427 It's getting bigger and gaining strength.
- 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,720 The smug?
- 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,224 The smug is getting so massive that it's moving west
- 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,227 and fusing with the San Francisco smug here.
- 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,145 These two smug clouds are combining,
- 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,188 fueling each other.
- 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,524 - Now take a look at this. - What is that?
- 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,151 It's the smug from George Clooney's acceptance speech
- 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,319 at the Academy Awards.
- 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,071 George Clooney's acceptance speech?
- 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,072 Did you hear it?
- 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,782 He talked about how people in Hollywood
- 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,742 are ahead of the curve on social matters.
- 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,702 He even took credit for the civil-rights movement.
- 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,747 The point is the smug from his acceptance speech
- 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,208 has been slowly drifting north since he gave it,
- 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,752 and it's headed straight for the supercell.
- 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,587 The South Park and San Francisco smug
- 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,172 is already at critical mass.
- 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,551 If it gets hit by George Clooney's acceptance speech,
- 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,178 it will be a disaster of epic proportions --
- 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:08,765 the perfect storm of self-satisfaction.
- 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,017 We've got to tell the townspeople.
- 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,520 South Park still has a chance to make it through the storm.
- 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,230 What about San Francisco?
- 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,983 Kid, thanks to your gay little song,
- 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:21,778 there's not gonna be a San Francisco.
- 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,948 So that's it, people.
- 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,825 When the smug from George Clooney's speech
- 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,994 hits the San Francisco and South Park smug,
- 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:32,163 we're gonna witness a storm the likes of which we've never seen.
- 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,749 Are you trying to tell us the smug from our hybrids
- 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,585 is actually gonna kill us all?
- 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:40,171 If the smug clouds remain the way they are, yes.
- 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,301 This is all Stan's fault!
- 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,886 He wrote that gay little song
- 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,388 and got us to drive those damn hybrids!
- 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,473 Yeah! Good going, stupid!
- 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,018 Listen!
- 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,478 Though we all agree this is Stan's fault,
- 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,647 there is still something we can do.
- 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,317 If we all work together to reduce smugness,
- 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,527 we might be able to lessen the effects of the storm,
- 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,237 at least here in our own town.
- 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,196 Then that's it.
- 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,574 There's only one way to reduce smugness.
- 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,243 We've got to destroy every hybrid car in town!
- 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,995 - Yeah! - That's right!
- 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,789 Everyone get your hybrid and meet at Dawson's!
- 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,792 Hey, where do you think you're going?
- 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,795 I'm gonna go try and warn Kyle to get out of San Francisco.
- 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,005 Oh, no, you're not!
- 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,007 Your gay little song got us to drive hybrids.
- 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,675 You're gonna help us get rid of them!
- 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,595 How long do we have until the smug clouds collide?
- 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,679 Not long.
- 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,390 The smug from George Clooney's Academy Award acceptance speech
- 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,060 has already crossed into Arizona.
- 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,737 What the hell is that?
- 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,989 Thing about winning an Academy Award, it will...
- 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,659 You know, we <i>a re</i> a little bit out of touch in Hollywood...
- 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,118 ...civil rights when it wasn't really popular...
- 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,204 ....talked about AIDS when it was just being whispered...
- 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,164 ...gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,958 when blacks were still sitting...
- 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,042 ...proud to be a part of the community...
- 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,003 ...Oscar winner George Clooney, sexiest man alive...
- 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,718 Wow, Eric. You sure are a great guy for doing this.
- 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:09,844 I don't have a choice.
- 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,429 Somebody has to get into San Francisco
- 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,807 and warn Kyle's family to get out before the storm hits.
- 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,810 But how come we can't just take the bus on into the city?
- 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,395 You don't know San Francisco, Butters.
- 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,730 It was the breeding ground of the hippie movement in the '60s.
- 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,399 There's hard-core liberals, lesbian activists,
- 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,401 and die-hard modern hippies young and old.
- 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,363 I swore I would never set foot in San Francisco.
- 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,281 God help me.
- 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,704 All right, Butters.
- 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,372 I'll be tethered to you through this cord.
- 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,666 It's my only lifeline, so make sure it stays taut.
- 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,210 If you stop hearing my voice, for the love of Christ,
- 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,045 start reeling me in with all your strength.
- 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:44,754 I will!
- 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,048 You're really great for going to warn Kyle, Eric.
- 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,758 I'm not doing it for Kyle.
- 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:52,262 Can't believe I'm actually gonna walk through San Francisco.
- 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,639 Well, here goes.
- 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,403 All right. Now get it into the masher. Hurry up!
- 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,197 Can't somebody else operate this? I can't really reach.
- 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,950 Well, then you shouldn't have written that gay little song!
- 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,875 Keenen, we've gotten rid of half the hybrid cars.
- 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,084 How are the smug levels?
- 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:27,213 They're dropping slowly, but -- but we're running out of time!
- 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,598 Yeah, it's like San Francisco is more of a European city,
- 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,974 like Paris or Milan.
- 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,934 Butters, are you there?
- 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:40,852 I'm here, Eric.
- 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,271 I've started to enter the smug. I'm about a quarter-mile in.
- 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,355 Can you give me an E.L.?
- 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,108 You must be nearing Union Square.
- 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,027 Do you see a fountain to your left?
- 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,780 Yes. It's just beyond yet another wine and cheese store.
- 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,740 Uh, take your next right.
- 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,325 You've got to start heading west.
- 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,243 Turning right at 0249er.
- 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,463 That's it. That's -- That's the last one!
- 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,091 Keenen? Keenen, we've smashed the last hybrid.
- 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,093 Harry, the smug from Clooney's speech
- 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,719 is about to hit the other smug system!
- 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:15,970 Get everyone inside!
- 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,140 Oh, my God!
- 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,643 God help us.
- 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,896 ...the Oscar winner, George Clooney...
- 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,856 ...who talked about AIDS when it was just being...
- 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,858 ...we <i>a re</i> a little bit out of touch in Hollywood...
- 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,408 Butters! Butters, I think I'm here!
- 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,244 2419 Castillo?
- 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,831 That's it. Eric, hurry! Something's going on out here!
- 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,669 Mr. Broflovski!
- 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,420 Mr. Broflovski, there's a smug storm!
- 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,547 We have to go!
- 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,007 Being smug is a good thing.
- 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,053 Oh, my Christ!
- 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,556 Kyle! Kyle!
- 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,391 The acid.
- 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,769 Dude, I'm totally tripping balls.
- 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,189 I'm totally tripping balls.
- 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,151 I'm totally tripping balls.
- 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,027 We have to get out of here now!
- 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,906 Kyle!
- 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,367 Kyle!
- 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,629 And now the worst appears to be over.
- 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,842 Last night's smug storm has left thousands homeless.
- 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:40,180 All across the Midwest, people are picking up the pieces.
- 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,725 Cities like Denver and Salt Lake are heavily damaged
- 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,143 but still all right.
- 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,438 However, San Francisco, I'm afraid,
- 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:52,275 has disappeared completely up its own asshole.
- 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,819 No.
- 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,779 I'm sorry, Stan.
- 00:19:56,905 --> 00:20:00,491 I'm sorry your gay little song killed your friend.
- 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,204 Hey! Hey, Stan! You're not gonna believe it!
- 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,206 - You got to come see! - What?
- 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,832 It's a miracle!
- 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,420 Kyle!
- 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,504 Hey, Stan!
- 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,590 - Dude, what happened? - We don't know!
- 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,134 We were all passed out, and next thing we know,
- 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,261 we just woke up on a bus heading here.
- 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,056 It's like you had a guardian angel, m'kay.
- 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,101 Dude, I'm so glad you're not dead!
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,855 So I guess there's nothing left to do now but rebuild.
- 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,816 Yeah. First off, we're all gonna need new cars.
- 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:37,278 And let's make sure nobody gets a stupid hybrid, right?
- 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,613 - Yeah! - That's right!
- 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,614 Yeah! You said it!
- 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,408 No! Hybrid cars are a good thing!
- 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:45,954 But hybrid cars are the leading cause of smug, m'kay.
- 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,789 Hybrid cars don't cause smugness.
- 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:48,790 People do.
- 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,878 Look, hybrid cars are important.
- 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,797 They may even save our planet one day.
- 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,424 What you all need to do is just learn to drive hybrids
- 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,218 and not be smug about it.
- 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,305 You mean...drive in hybrids,
- 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,432 but not act like we're better than everyone else
- 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,433 because of it?
- 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,434 Yeah!
- 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,562 I'm...I'm not ready.
- 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,065 I don't think I can do it either.
- 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,109 It's simply asking too much.
- 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,611 Perhaps one day...
- 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,198 we can learn to drive hybrids without being smug about it.
- 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:26,077 But for now, the technology is just too much for us.
- 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,245 Come on, everybody!
- 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,664 Let's go buy wasteful gas guzzlers!
- 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,165 - Let's go! - That's right!
- 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,834 - That's right! - Come on!
- 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,961 Well, looks like you're back for good, huh, Kyle?
- 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,462 Yeah, I guess so.
- 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,632 We just can't get rid of you, can we, you sneaky Jew rat?
- 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,927 Don't belittle my people, you fat-ass!
- 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,680 That's better.
- 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,475 Ahh!
- 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:31,374 Эпизод 1002. "ОСТОРОЖНО, САМОМНЕНИЕ!"
- 00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:41,050 Привет, Ричард!
- 00:00:41,663 --> 00:00:43,433 А, здравствуй, Джеральд. Новая машина?
- 00:00:43,463 --> 00:00:45,853 Да. Это гибрид.
- 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:50,553 Просто… просто больше не могу пассивно оставаться частью того, что разрушает Землю.
- 00:00:50,913 --> 00:00:52,823 Что ж… Молодчина.
- 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,873 Ооо… Спасииибо.
- 00:00:58,383 --> 00:01:01,240 А вот новый Джеральд Брофловски - нос задирает выше некуда.
- 00:01:03,803 --> 00:01:08,253 Ага, как только купил новый гибрид, то решил, что он теперь лучше, чем остальные.
- 00:01:08,815 --> 00:01:11,165 Знаете, а выхлопные газы таких машин, как у вас...
- 00:01:11,195 --> 00:01:13,295 наносят непрправимый урон озоновому слою.
- 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:16,045 А у меня - гибрид.
- 00:01:16,085 --> 00:01:18,075 Он намного безопасней для окружающей среды.
- 00:01:18,115 --> 00:01:19,205 Спасиииба!
- 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,325 Пап, может, домой поедем?
- 00:01:21,365 --> 00:01:25,035 С тех пор, как ты купил эту машину, ты только и делаешь, что ездишь тут кругами и рисуешься!
- 00:01:25,065 --> 00:01:27,275 Эй, это гибрид?
- 00:01:27,305 --> 00:01:29,685 Да. У вас тоже, как я погляжу.
- 00:01:29,725 --> 00:01:33,335 Да. Я хочу быть частью решения, а не частью проблемы.
- 00:01:33,365 --> 00:01:36,345 В любом случае - молодчииина!
- 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:38,185 Спасииииба!
- 00:01:38,685 --> 00:01:40,905 Пап, кажется, Айк с голоду умирает.
- 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:41,815 Потерпите, мальчики.
- 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:47,595 Нам ещё нужно съездить к магазину и развесить на парковке квитанции-предупреждения на внедорожники.
- 00:01:47,795 --> 00:01:49,045 Чего?!
- 00:01:50,385 --> 00:01:53,415 Отлично. Еще одна.
- 00:01:53,465 --> 00:01:55,375 Нет, ну вы только посмотрите!
- 00:01:56,845 --> 00:01:58,275 Ничего себе!
- 00:01:58,275 --> 00:02:01,195 Внедорожник с 8-цилиндровым двигателем меня просто убивает!
- 00:02:01,235 --> 00:02:04,385 "Штраф за вождение бензинового обжоры"
- 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,105 Пап, прошу тебя, поехали домой!
- 00:02:06,135 --> 00:02:08,045 Смотри, вон там Джип стоит. Пойди выпиши им штраф, Кайл!
- 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,095 Но пап, я хочу…
- 00:02:09,135 --> 00:02:10,415 Быстро, Кайл!
- 00:02:12,995 --> 00:02:13,715 Привет, Кайл
- 00:02:13,745 --> 00:02:15,285 Здоров. Ты что тут делаешь?
- 00:02:15,325 --> 00:02:17,805 Помогаю папе выбрать классные новые инструменты. А ты что делаешь?
- 00:02:17,835 --> 00:02:20,715 Помогаю папе выписывать людям ненастоящие квитанции.
- 00:02:20,755 --> 00:02:23,015 Это что еще такое?
- 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:25,125 Ой, прости, Рэнди. Похоже, тебе выписали штраф.
- 00:02:25,165 --> 00:02:25,875 Штраф?
- 00:02:25,905 --> 00:02:28,435 "За несоблюдение заботы об окружающей среде".
- 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:30,805 Твою мать! Твоя работа, Джеральд?!
- 00:02:30,835 --> 00:02:34,495 Да. Знаешь, я пытаюсь сделать людей более ответственными, это просто…
- 00:02:34,525 --> 00:02:35,755 Ну, знаешь, это просто хамство!
- 00:02:35,785 --> 00:02:37,785 С чего это ты решил людей штрафовать?
- 00:02:37,815 --> 00:02:40,015 Рэнди, успокойся. Это ненастоящая квитанция.
- 00:02:40,015 --> 00:02:41,635 Знаю, что ненастоящая!!
- 00:02:41,665 --> 00:02:44,875 Брофловски! Это ты мне на лобовуху эту дрянь прилепил?
- 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:47,945 Джимбо, твоя машина на пяти литрах и 20 километров не проедет.
- 00:02:47,985 --> 00:02:49,885 Что ж, спасибо тебе, офицер Членоголовый!
- 00:02:49,915 --> 00:02:51,245 Пап, поехали, а?
- 00:02:51,275 --> 00:02:53,425 Послушайте. Я пытаюсь привить людям Саут Парка...
- 00:02:53,425 --> 00:02:55,165 ...ответственность по отношению к очень серьезной проблеме.
- 00:02:55,205 --> 00:02:58,555 Джеральд, проблема в том, что с тех пор, как купил новую машину....
- 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:02,135 ...ты стал таким самовлюбленным, что просто обожаешь нюхать собственный передеж!
- 00:03:02,175 --> 00:03:03,695 Ой, простите!
- 00:03:03,735 --> 00:03:06,825 Я и не подозревал, что заботиться о Земле это "надменно и высокомерно".
- 00:03:06,865 --> 00:03:07,865 И это, кстати, тоже!
- 00:03:07,895 --> 00:03:11,095 Хватит говорить с закрытыми глазами! Так самовлюбленные и говорят!
- 00:03:11,135 --> 00:03:12,865 Что ж, я действительно не понимаю, как…
- 00:03:12,895 --> 00:03:14,075 …но что с этим ничего не поделаешь-…
- 00:03:14,115 --> 00:03:15,445 Во-во! Именно так! Прекрати!
- 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,695 Что за тварь повесила мне на машину эту грёбанную квитанцию?
- 00:03:18,725 --> 00:03:21,055 Ну, все, с меня хватит! Идем, Кайл.
- 00:03:21,095 --> 00:03:24,135 Не хочу, чтобы ты находился в обществе этих равнодушных идиотов!
- 00:03:27,545 --> 00:03:30,945 Да. Да, думаю, это лучшее, что можно сделать прямо сейчас.
- 00:03:30,985 --> 00:03:34,015 Пап. Мы с Айком тут поговорили…
- 00:03:34,055 --> 00:03:37,605 …и…мы думаем, что новая машина тебя как-то меняет.
- 00:03:37,605 --> 00:03:39,275 Ну, конечно. Так и есть.
- 00:03:39,315 --> 00:03:42,345 Мы думаем, что многие в городе начинают…
- 00:03:42,385 --> 00:03:44,835 Обизаться.
- 00:03:44,865 --> 00:03:47,035 …начинают обижаться на тебя.
- 00:03:47,075 --> 00:03:50,065 Нам кажется, что ты начинаешь….
- 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,315 Отдаляться.
- 00:03:52,355 --> 00:03:55,355 Начинаешь отдаляться от некоторых своих друзей.
- 00:03:55,355 --> 00:03:57,515 Я с тобой полностью согласен, Кайл.
- 00:03:57,555 --> 00:03:59,315 Согласен?
- 00:03:59,355 --> 00:04:02,865 Да. Многие в городе еще не готовы пересесть на гибриды.
- 00:04:02,895 --> 00:04:04,895 Точно! Что ж, вот и ладненько.
- 00:04:04,925 --> 00:04:10,035 И поэтому…мы посоветовались с мамой, и решили…ПЕРЕЕХАТЬ!
- 00:04:10,065 --> 00:04:11,305 Что??
- 00:04:11,345 --> 00:04:15,315 Мы должны жить там, где все небезразличны и прогрессивны, как и мы!
- 00:04:15,345 --> 00:04:21,085 Начинайте собирать вещи, мальчики! Семья Брофловски переезжает в Сан Франциско!
- 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:25,265 Да-да?
- 00:04:25,295 --> 00:04:28,885 Привет, Стэн. Думаю, тебе лучше присутствовать.
- 00:04:28,915 --> 00:04:30,695 Там вечеринка в честь отъезда Кайла.
- 00:04:30,735 --> 00:04:33,005 Отъезда? Ты о чем это?
- 00:04:33,035 --> 00:04:35,375 А ты разве не знаешь? Кайл переезжает.
- 00:04:35,405 --> 00:04:38,245 Переезжает? Он не может переехать!
- 00:04:38,275 --> 00:04:39,265 Переезжает.
- 00:04:39,295 --> 00:04:40,505 А где вечеринка?
- 00:04:40,535 --> 00:04:41,625 У Картмана дома.
- 00:04:43,495 --> 00:04:46,815 Все-внимание! Если что - газировка в холодильнике.
- 00:04:46,855 --> 00:04:49,035 Давайте закатим лучшие проводы всех времен!
- 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:52,055 Слушай, Эрик, а где Кайл?
- 00:04:52,085 --> 00:04:52,915 Кто?
- 00:04:52,945 --> 00:04:55,355 Кайл. Тот, кто уезжает.
- 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:57,115 Кайл? А с чего это мне Кайла было приглашать?
- 00:04:57,145 --> 00:05:00,955 Блин, прощальная вечеринка должна быть для того человека, который уезжает!
- 00:05:00,985 --> 00:05:02,435 Кайл! Кайл!
- 00:05:02,465 --> 00:05:04,365 Кайла нет. Картман его не пригласил.
- 00:05:04,395 --> 00:05:05,125 Что!?
- 00:05:05,165 --> 00:05:06,515 Пацаны, это у нас праздник.
- 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,305 Эта мерзкая предательская еврейская крыса наконец-то уезжает.
- 00:05:09,335 --> 00:05:17,115 Давайте все споем! Ля-ля-ля-ля, ля-ля-ля-ля! Прощай, Кайл!
- 00:05:17,115 --> 00:05:19,565 Кайл, что происходит вообще?
- 00:05:19,595 --> 00:05:21,465 Папа говорит, что не может здесь больше жить.
- 00:05:21,505 --> 00:05:23,885 Мистер Брофловски, умоляю. Кайл - мой лучший друг.
- 00:05:23,915 --> 00:05:25,585 Прости, Стэн.
- 00:05:25,615 --> 00:05:29,485 К сожалению, ты живешь в недалёком городишке, населенном равнодушными болванами.
- 00:05:29,525 --> 00:05:31,425 А, может, они изменятся.
- 00:05:31,455 --> 00:05:33,175 Я бы не стал на это расчитывать.
- 00:05:33,205 --> 00:05:34,765 Садитесь в машину, мальчики!
- 00:05:34,795 --> 00:05:36,505 Нет!
- 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:38,805 Может, хоть ты что-нибудь изменишь, Стэн.
- 00:05:38,845 --> 00:05:41,665 Может, ты заставишь всех водить гибридные машины.
- 00:05:41,695 --> 00:05:45,885 Но до этого дня мы должны жить каждый со своими.
- 00:05:48,135 --> 00:05:49,105 Я изменю.
- 00:05:49,135 --> 00:05:51,875 Я заставлю всех ездить на гибридных машинах. Клянусь!
- 00:06:06,635 --> 00:06:09,565 Ну и как вам, а?
- 00:06:09,605 --> 00:06:11,625 О, Джеральд, здесь прекрасно.
- 00:06:11,665 --> 00:06:14,175 Да. Вот ЭТО и есть дом.
- 00:06:14,205 --> 00:06:16,665 Ой, приветик. Вы, должно быть, наши новые соседи.
- 00:06:16,705 --> 00:06:19,075 Да, так и есть. Мы - семья Брофловски.
- 00:06:19,105 --> 00:06:21,785 Добро пожаловать в Сан Франциско. Я- Питер Томпсон.
- 00:06:21,825 --> 00:06:23,595 Это моя жена, Нэнси Джарвис,
- 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:25,625 а это - наш сын - Брайан Томпсон-Джарвис.
- 00:06:25,655 --> 00:06:27,605 Ну и как вам наш райончик?
- 00:06:27,635 --> 00:06:30,085 Просто великолепно. Эти старые домишки такие миленькие.
- 00:06:30,115 --> 00:06:32,265 Даа. В отличие от других городов...
- 00:06:32,305 --> 00:06:36,115 мы в Сан-Франциско пытаемся сохранить исторические здания, а не сносить их.
- 00:06:36,155 --> 00:06:37,655 Ты здесь, Питер?
- 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:39,785 Привет, Пол. Заходи, познакомишься с семьей Брофловски.
- 00:06:39,815 --> 00:06:42,225 Привет. Я - Пол МакДонахью.
- 00:06:42,265 --> 00:06:44,655 Это моя жена - Поли Бомон-МакКэллахен
- 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,605 ...а это - наша дочь, Минди МакДонахью-Бомон-МакКэллахен.
- 00:06:47,635 --> 00:06:48,565 Привет!
- 00:06:48,605 --> 00:06:51,405 Мы перед домом заметили гибрид - это серия V, правильно?
- 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,535 Да, верно.
- 00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:55,365 Что ж, хорошая машина, но мы бы хотели познакомить вас с серией ВТ.
- 00:06:55,395 --> 00:06:56,825 У нее выхлоп почище.
- 00:06:56,865 --> 00:06:59,525 Ух-ты. Значит, здесь все ездят на гибридах?
- 00:06:59,555 --> 00:07:00,585 Ну конечно.
- 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:03,925 Мы в Сан Франциско чуть более прогрессивны и идем впереди основной волны.
- 00:07:07,065 --> 00:07:10,015 В любом случае, уверен, что вам здесь понравится гораздо больше.
- 00:07:10,045 --> 00:07:14,245 Да, вы поймете, что Сан Франциско гораздо более раскрепощенный и более зрелый, чем Средний Запад.
- 00:07:18,435 --> 00:07:21,895 И мы в Сан Франциско, чуть больше заботимся об окружающей среде.
- 00:07:21,925 --> 00:07:23,645 Да. Конечно, заботимся!
- 00:07:25,265 --> 00:07:29,925 Давайте, люди. Давайте же, люди.
- 00:07:29,955 --> 00:07:31,575 Ты чего это делаешь?
- 00:07:31,615 --> 00:07:33,815 Пишу песню о том, как полезны гибридные машины...
- 00:07:33,845 --> 00:07:35,245 ...и люди, может, изменят к ним отношение.
- 00:07:35,285 --> 00:07:37,485 Это обсосно.
- 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,235 Если у меня есть хоть какой-то шанс вернуть Кайла
- 00:07:39,265 --> 00:07:41,235 ...я должен убедить людей прекратить ездить на джипах.
- 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:44,725 Зачем тебе Кайл? Разве не видишь, как без него классно?
- 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:47,165 Знаешь, Картман. Может, ты и рад сейчас...
- 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:51,865 ...но спорю, что без издевательств над Кайлом твоя жизнь пуста и незаполнена.
- 00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:55,315 Да как скажешь, чувак.
- 00:07:55,345 --> 00:07:57,085 Мне не нужен Кайл, чтобы над ним издеваться. У меня есть Баттерс.
- 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,715 Идем, Баттерс, жидяра тупорылый!
- 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:00,955 Да! Я тупой еврей.
- 00:08:00,995 --> 00:08:06,175 Давайте, люди. Давайте же, люди.
- 00:08:10,165 --> 00:08:13,355 Ну что же, мечтатели и созидатели Саут Парка.
- 00:08:13,395 --> 00:08:15,325 Сейчас я поставлю песню местного артиста,
- 00:08:15,355 --> 00:08:17,685 заставившего меня по-настоящему задуматься о вреде, причиняемом мной Земле.
- 00:08:17,715 --> 00:08:22,035 Стэн Марш с композицией "Эй, люди. Вы пересели на гибриды?"
- 00:08:22,075 --> 00:08:24,775 Давайте, люди. Давайте же, люди.
- 00:08:24,815 --> 00:08:26,715 Люди, давайте. Давайте же, давайте.
- 00:08:26,755 --> 00:08:28,845 Садитесь на гибриды. Давайте же, давайте.
- 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:30,845 Давайте, люди. Давайте же, люди.
- 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:32,865 Гибриды для людей ведь. Давайте же, давайте.
- 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:34,965 Те, кто машину водит. Давайте же, давайте.
- 00:08:34,995 --> 00:08:37,785 Гибрид себе купите. Порядочными будьте.
- 00:08:37,815 --> 00:08:38,485 Он прав.
- 00:08:38,515 --> 00:08:40,985 Пора уже людьми стать,
- 00:08:41,015 --> 00:08:43,065 Людьми, кто водит гибриды,
- 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:45,035 Давайте же, люди, гибриды давайте.
- 00:08:45,075 --> 00:08:47,205 Людьми, кто водит гибриды давайте,
- 00:08:47,245 --> 00:08:49,125 Давайте же станем людьми.
- 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:51,195 Людьми, кто ездит на гибридах,
- 00:08:51,235 --> 00:08:54,225 Давайте же все станем людьми.
- 00:08:54,255 --> 00:08:57,195 Джимбо, у тебя тоже гибрид?
- 00:08:57,235 --> 00:09:01,005 Да. Просто хотелось…показать пример, понимаешь?
- 00:09:01,035 --> 00:09:03,745 Да. Думаю, это в наших силах…показать путь другим.
- 00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:04,865 Молодчииинка!
- 00:09:04,865 --> 00:09:06,135 Спасиииибо!
- 00:09:06,175 --> 00:09:09,975 Представляете! Некоторые до сих пор ездят НЕ на гибридах.
- 00:09:10,005 --> 00:09:16,085 Знаю! Это как "Земля вызывает Америку! Алё! Ведь всё так просто!"
- 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:19,985 С этого момента я буду общаться только с водителями гибридов.
- 00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:22,775 Остальных буду просто игнорировать. М-кей?
- 00:09:22,815 --> 00:09:24,735 Молодчииииинка!
- 00:09:24,775 --> 00:09:26,575 Спасииибо!
- 00:09:26,615 --> 00:09:29,135 По крайней мере, у нас ума хватило, чтобы выбрать лучшее.
- 00:09:29,175 --> 00:09:30,455 Спасииибо!
- 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,925 Давайте же, будем все людьми.
- 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:38,595 Итак, мы собрались, чтобы наградить Стэна Марша
- 00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:43,915 за то, что он превратил Саут Парк в город с наибольшим процентом владельцев гибридов в стране!
- 00:09:45,035 --> 00:09:49,265 Вот если бы оставшаяся часть страны была…так проницательна, как мы.
- 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:50,715 Спасибо.
- 00:09:50,745 --> 00:09:53,645 Вообще-то я пытался сделать так, чтобы мой друг мог вернуться обратно
- 00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:56,425 так что…если не возражаете, я попытаюсь сконцентрироваться на этом.
- 00:09:58,135 --> 00:10:00,515 Классная речь!
- 00:10:00,555 --> 00:10:04,015 Да. Знаешь, мой сын чуток поумнее, чем у некоторых.
- 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,885 Привет. Я - рейнджер МакФрендли.
- 00:10:07,915 --> 00:10:11,385 Я тот, кто следит за хрупкой экосистемой Саут Парка.
- 00:10:11,425 --> 00:10:13,615 А ты, наверное мальчик, который написал эту песню.
- 00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:14,415 Да.
- 00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:15,165 На!
- 00:10:15,205 --> 00:10:15,615 Ой!
- 00:10:15,645 --> 00:10:18,585 Ах ты гадёныш! Ты понимаешь вообще, что ты натворил!?
- 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:19,375 Что?!
- 00:10:19,415 --> 00:10:20,415 Идем со мной!
- 00:10:21,825 --> 00:10:23,235 Вот! Смотри!
- 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:28,325 Смог? Над Саут Парком раньше никогда смога не было.
- 00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:29,515 Ты что, не понял?
- 00:10:29,555 --> 00:10:32,645 Когда люди водят гибриды, они так собой гордятся...
- 00:10:32,685 --> 00:10:35,865 ...что выделяют в атмосферу тонны отходов самодовольности!
- 00:10:35,905 --> 00:10:39,015 Это не загрязнение, это самомнение!
- 00:10:40,245 --> 00:10:42,545 Самомнение?
- 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,265 У гибридных машин чище выхлоп
- 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:47,535 ...но водители гибридных машин являются основной причиной самомнения.
- 00:10:47,565 --> 00:10:50,265 Самомнение выделяется в атмосферу, и знаешь, к чему это ведёт?
- 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:51,445 К глобальному очмырению!
- 00:10:51,475 --> 00:10:53,135 Благодаря твоей обсосной песенке
- 00:10:53,165 --> 00:10:56,705 Саут Парк теперь держит второе место в Америке по самомнению!
- 00:11:00,031 --> 00:11:02,880 А теперь сводка погоды для Саут Парка!
- 00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:06,435 Похоже, в Саут Парке существует угроза самомнения.
- 00:11:06,475 --> 00:11:08,355 Наш собственный корреспондент Кинан Вильямс расскажет подробности.
- 00:11:08,395 --> 00:11:09,145 Кинан?
- 00:11:09,185 --> 00:11:10,035 Спасибо, Том.
- 00:11:10,065 --> 00:11:12,985 Угроза самомнения будет существовать по меньшей мере до завтрашнего утра.
- 00:11:13,015 --> 00:11:16,595 Машины-гибриды на трассах вызвали развитие обильного роста самомнения
- 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:18,565 над большей частью округов Парк и Джефферсон.
- 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:23,865 На карте страны мы видим самомнение над Денвером и растущее самомнение над Лос Анджелесом.
- 00:11:23,895 --> 00:11:28,075 Однако, Сан Франциско по-прежнему остается городом с самым большим самомнением в стране.
- 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:35,765 Сгустилось самомнение над Сан Франциско…
- 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,965 Шейла, ты знакома с Гэйл и Брайаном?
- 00:11:40,995 --> 00:11:42,805 Нет! Привет, как дела?
- 00:11:42,845 --> 00:11:44,915 Очень, очень хорошо.
- 00:11:47,595 --> 00:11:49,265 Привет…Алан, да?
- 00:11:49,295 --> 00:11:50,595 Вообще-то Алаин.
- 00:11:50,635 --> 00:11:53,285 Ах, да. Тебе красного, или белого вина?
- 00:11:53,315 --> 00:11:54,945 А можно мне пустой бокал?
- 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,645 Да, конечно.
- 00:11:56,675 --> 00:12:00,855 Представляете, что за имбецилы живут в Техасе? Еще одного заключенного казнили.
- 00:12:07,195 --> 00:12:10,015 Эээ… а как вы вообще развлекаетесь?
- 00:12:10,045 --> 00:12:12,395 Бухаем и принимаем наркотики.
- 00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:14,235 Не желаешь кислоты?
- 00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:16,435 Нет, спасибо. Мы таким не занимаемся.
- 00:12:16,475 --> 00:12:19,845 Займетесь. Есть причина, по которой дети в Сан Франциско принимают так много наркотиков.
- 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,895 Это единственное, что позволяет нам совладать с тем,
- 00:12:21,925 --> 00:12:24,575 что наши предки носятся с любовью к вдыханию собственного пердежа.
- 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:26,615 Кайл, у вас всё нормально?
- 00:12:26,645 --> 00:12:27,885 Да, нормально, пап.
- 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,105 Здесь, среди интеллектуалов, нам намного лучше.
- 00:12:30,135 --> 00:12:31,095 Да, мальчики?
- 00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:41,085 Что ж…пожалуй, приму с пол-дозы кислоты.
- 00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:42,525 А мне три.
- 00:12:43,565 --> 00:12:47,395 Нет, нет. Меня интересует, есть ли в списке жителей Сан Франциско Брофловски.
- 00:12:47,425 --> 00:12:48,535 Они только что переехали.
- 00:12:48,565 --> 00:12:50,185 Ха-ха! Вот тебе, еврейчик!
- 00:12:50,215 --> 00:12:52,985 Думаю, вы толком не умеете даже на приставке в футбол играть!
- 00:12:53,015 --> 00:12:54,735 Ага. Так и есть.
- 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:59,365 Знаешь, Баттерс, ты на жида совсем не тянешь.
- 00:12:59,365 --> 00:13:02,135 Ну, извини. Это говорит о том, что я не еврей, и теперь…
- 00:13:02,175 --> 00:13:04,235 Нет, нет! Не извиняйся, придурок!
- 00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:05,585 Марш!
- 00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:07,385 Черт. Рэйнджер Мак Френдли.
- 00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:08,155 Кто?
- 00:13:08,195 --> 00:13:10,245 Вам лучше пойти со мной в студию новостей!
- 00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:12,715 Ситуация только что значительно ухудшилась!
- 00:13:13,475 --> 00:13:16,115 Сегодня утром я заметил это на компьютере.
- 00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:19,925 Вот здесь. Это самомнение над Саут Парком.
- 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,355 Оно становится больше и набирает силу.
- 00:13:22,395 --> 00:13:23,945 Самомнение?
- 00:13:23,945 --> 00:13:25,365 Самомнение становится настолько большим...
- 00:13:25,395 --> 00:13:29,395 ...что движется на запад и сливается с самомнением Сан Франциско…
- 00:13:29,425 --> 00:13:30,405 Вот здесь.
- 00:13:30,445 --> 00:13:33,165 Эти два облака самомнения объединяются, питая друг друга.
- 00:13:33,205 --> 00:13:34,715 А теперь взгляните сюда.
- 00:13:34,755 --> 00:13:35,955 А что это?
- 00:13:35,955 --> 00:13:39,475 Это самомнение речи Джорджа Клуни на церемонии вручения Оскара.
- 00:13:39,505 --> 00:13:41,275 Речи Джорджа Клуни?
- 00:13:41,305 --> 00:13:42,315 А ты ее не слышал?
- 00:13:42,345 --> 00:13:45,765 Он говорил о том, что люди в Голливуде находятся впереди основной волны в социальной сфере.
- 00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:47,505 Он даже воздал заслугам Движения за гражданские права.
- 00:13:47,545 --> 00:13:53,355 Смотрите. Дело в том, что самомнение его речи медленно дрейфует на север с момента её произнесения…
- 00:13:53,355 --> 00:13:55,635 …и направляется прямо к эпицентру.
- 00:13:55,675 --> 00:13:59,255 Самомнение Саут Парка и Сан Франциско уже само по себе - критическая масса.
- 00:13:59,295 --> 00:14:02,355 Когда добавится самомнение речи Джорджа Клуни,
- 00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:04,975 будет катастрофа библейских масштабов.
- 00:14:05,005 --> 00:14:08,445 Идеальная буря…самоудовлетворённости.
- 00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:13,555 Нужно предупредить горожан! У Саут Парка все еще есть шанс пережить бурю!
- 00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:15,125 А как же Сан Франциско?
- 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:20,995 Малыш, благодаря твоей обсосной песенке, Сан Франциско скоро не станет.
- 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,995 Вот таким образом.
- 00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:29,105 Когда самомнение речи Джорджа Клуни достигнет самонения Сан Франциско и Саут Парка
- 00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:32,215 мы станем свидетелями бури, какой еще не видывали.
- 00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:36,675 Вы хотите сказать, что самомнение от наших гибридов нас всех убьет?
- 00:14:36,705 --> 00:14:40,455 Если всё будет продолжаться в таком же духе, как сейчас, то да.
- 00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:44,655 Это всё из-за Стэна!
- 00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:48,295 Он написал эту обсосную песенку и убедил нас пересесть в эти грёбанные гибриды!
- 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:50,315 Ага. Так держать, придурок!
- 00:14:51,435 --> 00:14:52,665 Послушайте!
- 00:14:52,705 --> 00:14:57,415 Раз все согласны, что это из-за Стэна, то можно еще кое-что сделать.
- 00:14:57,445 --> 00:15:00,655 Если мы все возьмемся за уменьшение самомнения...
- 00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:04,365 то сможем уменьшить последствия бури, по крайней мере, в нашем родном городе.
- 00:15:04,395 --> 00:15:05,535 Точно!
- 00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:10,455 Есть только один способ уменьшить самомнение. Нужно уничтожить все гибриды в городе!
- 00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:14,715 Все берем свои гибриды и встречаемся у Доусона!
- 00:15:15,595 --> 00:15:17,965 Эй, а ТЫ куда собрался?
- 00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:20,865 Я хочу попытаться предупредить Кайла, чтобы он уехал из Сан Франциско.
- 00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:21,915 Да щас!
- 00:15:21,945 --> 00:15:24,465 Твоя обсосная песенка заставила нас пересесть на гибриды...
- 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,835 ...так что поможешь нам от них избавиться!
- 00:15:25,865 --> 00:15:28,515 Сколько у нас времени до столкновения облаков самомнения?
- 00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:29,625 Не много.
- 00:15:29,665 --> 00:15:34,335 Самомнение речи Джорджа Клуни на вручении Оскара уже достигло Аризоны.
- 00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:45,765 Это что еще за хрень?
- 00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:08,925 Ух-ты, Эрик. Ты великий человек, раз взялся за это.
- 00:16:08,955 --> 00:16:09,895 У меня нет выбора.
- 00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:13,855 Кто-то должен пробраться в Сан Франциско и предупредить семью Кайла до того, как грянет буря.
- 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,895 Но…но отчего мы не можем сесть на автобус, который идет в город?
- 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,375 Ты не знаешь Сан Франциско, Баттерс.
- 00:16:18,405 --> 00:16:20,455 Там была благодатная почва для движения хиппи 60-х.
- 00:16:20,485 --> 00:16:25,185 Там закоренелые либералы, лесбиянки-активистки и неистребимые современные хипари, молодые и старые.
- 00:16:25,215 --> 00:16:28,285 Я поклялся, что никогда ноги моей не будет в Сан Франциско.
- 00:16:28,325 --> 00:16:29,865 Да поможет мне Бог.
- 00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:37,375 Ладно, Баттерс. Я буду связан с тобой вот этим тросом.
- 00:16:37,415 --> 00:16:39,765 На нем держится моя жизнь, так что следи, чтобы он был натянутым.
- 00:16:39,805 --> 00:16:44,135 Как только перестанешь слышать мой голос, то, во имя Христа, начинай меня тянуть изо всех сил.
- 00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:47,095 Хорошо. Ты правда великий человек, потому, что идешь предупредить Кайла, Эрик.
- 00:16:47,135 --> 00:16:48,485 Я делаю это не для Кайла.
- 00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:51,735 Поверить не могу, что собираюсь пройти через Сан Франциско.
- 00:16:51,775 --> 00:16:54,255 Ну, поехали…
- 00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,879 Вот так. Вот так. А теперь давай ее в пресс! Побыстрее!
- 00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:11,189 А может, кого другого поставить за рычаги? Я ведь не достаю.
- 00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:13,979 Вот не нужно было писать эту обсосную песенку, правда ведь?
- 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,989 Кинан, мы избавились от половины гибридов! Как там уровень самомнения?
- 00:17:23,019 --> 00:17:26,679 Медленно снижается, но…время на исходе!
- 00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:38,119 Да, Сан Франциско больше похож на европейский город, такой как Париж или Милан
- 00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:40,059 Баттерс, ты на месте?
- 00:17:40,089 --> 00:17:41,029 На месте, Эрик.
- 00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,369 Начал вхождение в зону самомнения. Углубился на четверть мили.
- 00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:45,429 Можешь уточнить мне долготу?
- 00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:49,069 Похоже, ты приближаешься к Юнион Сквер. Видишь слева фонтан?
- 00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,869 Да. Он за следующим винно-сырным магазином.
- 00:17:51,909 --> 00:17:54,019 Постой. Ээээ, на следующем повороте - направо.
- 00:17:54,059 --> 00:17:55,439 Тебе нужно взять направление на запад.
- 00:17:55,469 --> 00:17:56,969 Направо к 0-2419.
- 00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:08,369 Вот и все. Это последняя.
- 00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:11,039 Кинан? Кинан, мы уничтожили последний гибрид!
- 00:18:11,069 --> 00:18:14,639 Гарри, самомнение речи Клуни сейчас столкнется с остальным самомнением!
- 00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:17,579 Всем в укрытие!
- 00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:21,409 Да поможет нам Бог.
- 00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:37,599 Баттерс?! Баттерс, похоже, я на месте!
- 00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,349 2419, улица Кастилло?
- 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,779 Это здесь! Эрик, поскорее! Там что-то происходит!
- 00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:47,329 Мистер Брофловски!
- 00:18:47,369 --> 00:18:50,349 Мистер Брофловски, надвигается буря самомнения! Нужно уходить!
- 00:18:50,389 --> 00:18:53,169 Самомнение - штука хорошая.
- 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,399 Господи Иисусе!
- 00:18:58,009 --> 00:18:59,569 Кайл! Кайл!
- 00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:04,469 Кислота. Я обдолбанный в зюзю.
- 00:19:05,469 --> 00:19:11,469 Я обдолбанный в зюзю. Обдолбанный в зюзю.
- 00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:13,009 Нужно уходить! Немедленно!
- 00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:19,269 Кайл! Каааааайл!
- 00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:31,629 Теперь худшее позади.
- 00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:35,459 Буря самомнения прошлой ночью оставила после себя тысячи бездомных.
- 00:19:35,489 --> 00:19:40,089 По всему Среднему Западу люди собирают всё по кусочкам.
- 00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:45,049 Такие города, как Денвер и Саут Парк серьезно пострадали, но в-основном держатся.
- 00:19:45,089 --> 00:19:47,399 А вот Сан Франциско…
- 00:19:47,439 --> 00:19:51,579 …боюсь полностью засосало в собственную жопу.
- 00:19:53,179 --> 00:19:54,219 Нет!
- 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,399 Мне жаль, Стэн.
- 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,899 Мне жаль, что твоя обсосная песенка убила твоего друга.
- 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:05,529 Стэн! Стэн! Ты не поверишь! Тебе нужно это видеть!
- 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:06,169 Что?
- 00:20:06,199 --> 00:20:07,109 Это чудо!
- 00:20:11,259 --> 00:20:12,239 Кайл!
- 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,589 Привет, Стэн.
- 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,869 Чувак, что произошло???
- 00:20:14,869 --> 00:20:15,589 Мы не знаем.
- 00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:17,029 Мы все были без сознания…
- 00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:20,349 …а следующее, что мы помним - как очнулись в автобусе по дороге сюда.
- 00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:23,249 Похоже, у вас есть ангел-хранитель, м-дааа?
- 00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:27,169 Я так рад, что ты живой.
- 00:20:27,199 --> 00:20:30,829 Думаю, ничего другого не остается, кроме как отстроить все заново!
- 00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:33,879 Да. И первое, что нам нужно - это новые машины.
- 00:20:33,909 --> 00:20:37,439 И давайте убедимся, что никто не купит дурацкий гибрид, да?
- 00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:42,529 Нет! Машины-гибриды - штука хорошая!
- 00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:45,809 Но ведь гибриды - это главная причина самомнения, м-кей?
- 00:20:45,849 --> 00:20:48,959 Это не гибриды вызывают самомнение, а люди.
- 00:20:50,489 --> 00:20:53,849 Послушайте, гибриды - это очень важно.
- 00:20:53,889 --> 00:20:55,889 Может, они когда-нибудь даже спасут нашу планету.
- 00:20:55,929 --> 00:20:59,909 Все, что нужно - это научиться водить гибрид и не кичиться этим.
- 00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:07,689 Имеешь в виду, ездить на гибридах, но не вести себя так, будто мы из-за этого лучше остальных?
- 00:21:07,719 --> 00:21:08,369 Точно!
- 00:21:09,299 --> 00:21:11,579 Я… я не готов…
- 00:21:11,619 --> 00:21:14,119 Не думаю, что и у меня получится.
- 00:21:14,159 --> 00:21:16,159 Это для меня слишком…
- 00:21:16,199 --> 00:21:18,189 Может…когда-нибудь..
- 00:21:18,219 --> 00:21:21,549 ..мы научимся водить гибриды, не кичась этим
- 00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:26,289 но сейчас…эта технология еще не для нас.
- 00:21:26,299 --> 00:21:29,689 Ну что! Идемте покупать прожорливые бензино-проедатели!
- 00:21:33,139 --> 00:21:35,169 Похоже, ты вернулся навсегда, Кайл?
- 00:21:35,199 --> 00:21:36,649 Да, вроде.
- 00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:39,719 И мы никак от тебя не избавимся, подлая жидовская крыса, да?
- 00:21:39,749 --> 00:21:41,989 Не смей унижать мой народ, ё…ный жиртрест!
- 00:21:43,329 --> 00:21:44,709 Так то лучше.
- 00:21:48,189 --> 00:21:51,989 субтитры, перевод mulder mulder@hotbox.ru специально для http://southpark.org.ru/
- 00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,304 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,015 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:21,939 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,446 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
- 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:37,955 [ Up-tempo jazz playing ]
- 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:40,791 Hey there, Richard.
- 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:43,044 Oh. Hey, Gerald, new car?
- 00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,795 Yeah. It's a hybrid.
- 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,048 I just -- I just couldn't sit back
- 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:49,717 and be a part of destroying the earth anymore.
- 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:52,303 Well...good for you.
- 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:54,930 Oh, thanks!
- 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:58,017 [ Music continues ]
- 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:01,020 There goes the new high- and-mighty Gerald Broflovski.
- 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,564 Yeah. Ever since he got that new hybrid,
- 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:06,233 he thinks he's better than everyone else.
- 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,360 [ Music continues ]
- 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:11,072 You know, the emissions from a vehicle like yours
- 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:14,283 causes irreparable damage to the ozone.
- 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,868 I drive a hybrid.
- 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,037 It's much better for the environment.
- 00:01:18,162 --> 00:01:20,081 Thanks!
- 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,123 Dad, can we go home?
- 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,541 All you ever do since you got this car
- 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,001 is drive around and show it off.
- 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,296 Hey, is that a hybrid?
- 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,673 Oh, yes. You've got one too, I see.
- 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:32,009 Yeah, I like to be a part of the solution
- 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,552 and not part of the problem.
- 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,180 Well, anyway, good for you.
- 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,682 Thanks!
- 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,935 Dad, I think Ike is starving to death.
- 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:41,852 Hold on, boys.
- 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,854 We still have to go to the hardware store
- 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,314 and hand out awareness citations
- 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,274 to S.U.V. cars in the parking lot.
- 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,692 What?
- 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:51,195 [ Music continues ]
- 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,531 Okay. There's another one.
- 00:01:53,656 --> 00:01:56,700 Oh, man. Look at that.
- 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:58,285 Can you believe this?
- 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:01,413 An S.U.V. with a V-8 engine. Makes me sick!
- 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:04,333 Ticket for driving a gas guzzler!
- 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,960 Dad, can we go home, please?
- 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,504 Look, there's a Jeep over there. Go write them a ticket, Kyle.
- 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,923 - But, Dad, I want -- - Now, Kyle!
- 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:13,926 Oh, hey, Kyle!
- 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,386 Oh, hey, dude. What are you doing here?
- 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,179 Helping my dad pick out some cool new power tools.
- 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,389 What are you doing?
- 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,267 Helping my dad give people fake tickets.
- 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:23,018 What's this?
- 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,312 Oh, sorry, Randy. Looks like you got a ticket.
- 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,440 A ticket? "Failure to care about the environment."
- 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:30,818 Oh, God damn it. Did you do this, Gerald?!
- 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,779 Yeah, I'm just, you know, trying to make people more aware.
- 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,197 - You know, it's -- - You got some nerve.
- 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,073 You know that?
- 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:37,700 Where do you come off ticketing people?
- 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,994 Randy, calm down. It's not a real ticket.
- 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,662 I know it's not a real ticket!
- 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:42,705 Broflovski!
- 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,957 Did you put this crap on my windshield?!
- 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:46,417 Jimbo, your truck probably gets
- 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:47,835 less than 10 miles to the gallon.
- 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,004 Well, thanks, Officer Dickhole!
- 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,005 Dad, let's just go.
- 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:53,465 Look, I'm just trying to make the people of South Park
- 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,176 aware of a very serious problem!
- 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:58,512 The problem, Gerald, is that ever since you got a hybrid car,
- 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,930 you've gotten so smug
- 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,183 that you love the smell of your own farts!
- 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:03,142 Oh. I'm sorry.
- 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,519 I didn't think it was high and mighty
- 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:06,979 to care about the earth.
- 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:07,980 And that, too!
- 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,565 Stop talking with your eyes closed!
- 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,192 That's what smug people do!
- 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,861 Well, I don't really see how that has anything to do with --
- 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,362 There! Like that! Stop that!
- 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:18,532 Who the hell put this faggy fake ticket on my truck?
- 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:21,035 All right. That does it! Come on, Kyle!
- 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,705 I don't want you hanging around with these ignorant idiots!
- 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:31,170 Yeah. Yeah, I think it's best we just do it right away.
- 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:32,129 Dad?
- 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,381 Dad, Ike and I have been talking,
- 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,718 and, well, we feel that your new car is changing you.
- 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,428 Yes. It certainly is.
- 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,180 We're thinking that a lot of people in town
- 00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:43,057 are starting to...
- 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:44,934 Take offense.
- 00:03:45,059 --> 00:03:47,228 ...are starting to take offense at your actions.
- 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:50,105 We feel like you're starting to become...
- 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:52,149 Alienated.
- 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:55,402 ...starting to become alienated from some of your friends.
- 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,655 Well, I totally agree, Kyle.
- 00:03:58,614 --> 00:04:00,115 - You do? - Yes.
- 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:03,202 A lot of people in town aren't ready to drive hybrid cars.
- 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,079 Right! Okay. Good.
- 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:08,499 And that's why I've talked it over with your mother,
- 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,251 and we've decided to move!
- 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:11,418 What?!
- 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,295 We need to be where everyone
- 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,631 is motivated and progressive like us!
- 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,383 Start getting your things packed, boys.
- 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:21,887 The Broflovski family is moving to San Francisco!
- 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,555 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,641 - [ Knock on door ] - Yeah?
- 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,477 Hey, Stan. You should come on over.
- 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,980 They're having a going-away party for Kyle.
- 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,940 Going-away party? What do you mean?
- 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,526 Well, don't you know? Kyle's moving away.
- 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:38,279 Moving away?! Kyle can't move away!
- 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,363 Well, he is.
- 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:42,241 - Where's the going-away party? - At Cartman's house.
- 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,576 [ Indistinct conversations, dance music playing ]
- 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,829 Hey, everybody, there's more pop in the refrigerator!
- 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:50,457 Let's make this the best going-away party ever!
- 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:51,959 Hey, Eric, where's Kyle?
- 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,502 Who?
- 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,296 Kyle, the person leaving.
- 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:57,464 Kyle? Why would I invite Kyle?
- 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,466 Dude, a going-away party is supposed to be
- 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,093 for the person who is going away!
- 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,428 Kyle? Kyle!
- 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,221 Kyle's not here. Cartman didn't invite him.
- 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,432 - What? - You guys, this is <i>our</i> party.
- 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,351 That no-good, backstabbing Jew rat is finally leaving.
- 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,061 Come on, everyone! Let's sing!
- 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,479 ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
- 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,897 ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
- 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,524 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
- 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,859 ♪ Goodbye, Kyle ♪
- 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,778 - [ Down-tempo music plays ] - Kyle! What is going on?!
- 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,655 My dad says he can't live here anymore.
- 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,949 Mr. Broflovski, please. Kyle's my best friend.
- 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,451 I'm sorry, Stan.
- 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:27,828 But unfortunately you live in a small-minded town
- 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,163 filled with ignorant boobs.
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,707 Well, maybe they'll change.
- 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,125 I wouldn't count on it.
- 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,626 Come on, boys. Get in the car.
- 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:36,378 No!
- 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,714 Maybe <i>you</i> can make a difference, Stan.
- 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,842 Maybe you can get everyone to drive hybrid cars.
- 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,469 Until that day...
- 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,846 we're just gonna have to be with our own kind.
- 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,973 [ Music continues ]
- 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,934 I will! I will get everyone to drive hybrid cars!
- 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,269 I swear it!
- 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:54,396 [ Engine whirring ]
- 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,274 [ Up-tempo jazz plays ]
- 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,902 [ Bell clanging ]
- 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,828 Well, what do you think, huh?
- 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,914 Oh, Gerald! It's beautiful!
- 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,208 Yeah! Now, this is a house!
- 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,794 Oh, hello, there. You must be the new neighbors.
- 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:19,129 Yes, that's right. We're the Broflovskis.
- 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,882 Welcome to San Francisco. I'm Peter Thompson.
- 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,675 This is my wife, Nancy Jarvis,
- 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,761 and our son, Brian Thompson-Jarvis.
- 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,304 So, how do you like the neighborhood?
- 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,890 Oh, it's gorgeous! These old houses are so neat!
- 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,017 Yes. Well, unlike most cities,
- 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,728 in San Francisco, we try to keep all the historic houses
- 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,313 instead of knocking them down.
- 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:37,398 You in here, Peter?
- 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,067 Oh, hey, Paul. Come on in and meet the Broflovskis.
- 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:42,152 Hello, there. I'm Paul McDonahue.
- 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,696 This is my wife, Holly Beaumont-McCallahan,
- 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:47,616 and our daughter, Mindy McDonahue-Beaumont-McCallahan.
- 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,450 - Hello! - Hello!
- 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,119 We noticed your hybrid out front.
- 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,412 That's a V-series, right?
- 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:52,496 Yeah. That's right.
- 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,497 Oh, nice car.
- 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,374 But we're gonna have to get you into the BT series.
- 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,708 Its emissions are actually cleaner.
- 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,628 Wow. So everyone here drives a hybrid, huh?
- 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:00,712 Oh, of course.
- 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,005 We're a little more progressive
- 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,924 and ahead of the curve here in San Francisco.
- 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,176 [ Farts, sniffs ]
- 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,594 Ahh. [ Smacks lips ]
- 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,888 Anyway, I'm sure you'll find it much better here.
- 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,557 Yes. You'll find that San Francisco
- 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:14,268 is pretty much more open-minded and grown-up than the Midwest.
- 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:15,769 [ Farts, sniffs ]
- 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,647 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh.
- 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,024 We're just a little bit more protective of our environment
- 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:21,984 here in San Francisco.
- 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,194 Yeah. We sure are!
- 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,865 ♪ Come on, people ♪
- 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,159 ♪ Come on, people, now ♪
- 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,452 Dude, what are you doing?
- 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,871 I'm writing a song about the importance of hybrid cars,
- 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,706 so maybe people will change their ways.
- 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,332 That's gay.
- 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,418 Well, if I have any chance of getting Kyle back,
- 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,378 I have to get people to stop driving S.U.V.s!
- 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:42,754 Why do you want Kyle back?
- 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,007 Don't you see how awesome it is without him?
- 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,217 You know, Cartman, you may be stoked now,
- 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:49,678 but I bet you're gonna find that without Kyle around to rip on,
- 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,764 your life is empty and hollow.
- 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,267 [ Scoffs ] Whatever, dude.
- 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,227 I don't need Kyle to rip on. I've got Butters!
- 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,313 Come on, Butters, you stupid Jew!
- 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,398 Yeah! I'm a dumb Jew!
- 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,526 ♪ Come on, people ♪
- 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,154 ♪ Come on, people, now ♪
- 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,075 All right, all you dreamers and creamers
- 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,494 out there in South Park.
- 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,287 I'm gonna play a song by a local artist
- 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,831 that really made me think about my impact on the earth.
- 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,124 This is Stan Marsh
- 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,211 with "Hey, People, You Got To Drive Hybrids Already."
- 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,963 STAN: ♪ Come on, people, now, people, now ♪
- 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,007 ♪ People, now, come on, people, now ♪
- 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,009 ♪ Got to drive hybrids, people, now ♪
- 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,636 ♪ People, now, people, now, people, now ♪
- 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,055 ♪ Hybrids are for people, now, people, now ♪
- 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,057 ♪ Good for people driving people, now ♪
- 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,559 ♪ Get a hybrid, be good people, now ♪
- 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,186 He's right.
- 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,146 STAN: ♪ We have all got to be people, now ♪
- 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,190 ♪ People driving hybrid, people, now ♪
- 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:44,983 ♪ People, now, people, now, hybrid, now ♪
- 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,027 ♪ Hybrid people driving people now ♪
- 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,238 ♪ Come on, people, let's be people, now ♪
- 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:51,823 ♪ Hybrid people driving people now ♪
- 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:54,701 ♪ Come on, everybody, be people, now ♪
- 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:57,246 Hey, Jimbo, you get a hybrid, too?
- 00:08:57,371 --> 00:09:01,041 Yeah. I just wanted to try to set an example, you know?
- 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,710 Yeah. I guess it's up to us to show everyone the way.
- 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:04,962 Good for you!
- 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,755 Thanks!
- 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,008 Can you believe some people still don't drive hybrids?
- 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,595 I know. It's like, Earth to America! Hello?
- 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,056 This is simple stuff here! Gah!
- 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,725 Well, from now on, I'm only going to associate
- 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,394 with other hybrid-car drivers.
- 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,688 Everyone else is just ignorant, m'kay.
- 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,815 Good for you!
- 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,567 Thanks!
- 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,986 At least we're smart enough to know better!
- 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:30,737 Thanks!
- 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:31,905 [ Music continues ]
- 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,242 STAN: ♪ Come on, everybody, be people, now ♪
- 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,537 And so we are here to honor Stan Marsh,
- 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,330 for making South Park the city
- 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,917 with the highest percentage of hybrid owners in the country!
- 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,502 [ Cheers and applause ]
- 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:49,506 If only the rest of the country was as insightful as we are.
- 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:50,799 Uh, thanks.
- 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,759 I was really just trying to make it so my friend
- 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,636 could move back here, so if you don't mind,
- 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,430 I'm gonna go try to get ahold of him now.
- 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,141 [ Cheers and applause ]
- 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,350 Great speech!
- 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:04,563 Well, my son is just a little bit more clever than some.
- 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,774 Hello there. I'm Ranger McFriendly.
- 00:10:07,899 --> 00:10:09,359 I'm the person who watches over
- 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,486 the delicate ecosystem of South Park.
- 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,530 You must be the little boy who wrote that song.
- 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,615 Yeah.
- 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,616 - [ Grunts ] - Ow!
- 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:16,825 You son of a bitch!
- 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,660 Do you have any idea what you've done?
- 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,621 - What?! - Come with me!
- 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:21,705 [ Birds chirping ]
- 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,540 There! Look!
- 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,417 - [ Dramatic music plays ] - STAN: Smog?
- 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,170 There's never been smog over South Park before.
- 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,630 Don't you get it?
- 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:32,799 When people drive hybrid cars, they get so full of themselves
- 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,093 that they spew tons of self-satisfied garbage
- 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,094 into the air.
- 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:39,640 That isn't smog. It's smug!
- 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,517 Smug?
- 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,603 Hybrid cars make better for emission levels,
- 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,397 but people who drive hybrid cars are the leading cause of smug.
- 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,940 You get enough smug in the atmosphere,
- 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,233 and you know what that leads to?
- 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,485 Global laming.
- 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,362 Thanks to your gay little song,
- 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:57,616 South Park is now the second smuggiest city in America!
- 00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,868 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
- 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,038 MAN: This is a "South Park News" weather bulletin!
- 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,832 It looks like we have a smug alert here in South Park.
- 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,877 Our own Keenen Williams has the details. Keen?
- 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:09,711 Thanks, Tom.
- 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,046 A smug alert is in effect
- 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,006 through at least tomorrow morning.
- 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,508 All those hybrid cars on the road
- 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,259 have caused heavy smug to develop
- 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:18,595 over most of Park and Jefferson Counties.
- 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,890 On the national map, we can see smug over parts of Denver
- 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,934 and developing smug in Los Angeles.
- 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,603 However, San Francisco is once again
- 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,064 the smuggiest city in the country.
- 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,733 - [ Mid-tempo jazz plays ] - MAN: ♪ A smuggy day ♪
- 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:36,321 ♪ In San Francisco town ♪
- 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,824 [ Indistinct conversations ]
- 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:41,159 Sheila, did you meet Gail and Brian yet?
- 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,994 No! Hello. How are you?
- 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,830 Really good. Really good.
- 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:46,623 [ Farts ]
- 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:47,624 [ Sniffs ]
- 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,376 Hey, there. Alan, right?
- 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,711 Actually, it's Alain.
- 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,422 Right, right. Would you like red or white wine?
- 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,215 Could I just get an empty glass?
- 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,675 Oh. Sure.
- 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,136 Can you believe all these imbeciles in Texas?
- 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,179 They just put another prisoner to death.
- 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,639 [ Farts ]
- 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,391 [ Sniffs ]
- 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,564 So...what do you do for fun?
- 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,899 We drink and take drugs.
- 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,609 You want some acid?
- 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,695 Oh. No, thanks. We don't do that stuff.
- 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,529 You will.
- 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,072 There's a reason most San Francisco kids
- 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,073 take a lot of drugs.
- 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,199 It's the only thing that allows us
- 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,576 to deal with our parents walking around
- 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,619 loving the smell of their own farts all the time.
- 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,747 Everything okay in here, Kyle?
- 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,248 Yeah. Fine, Dad.
- 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,251 So much better here with intellectuals, isn't it, boys?
- 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,420 [ Farts, sniffs ]
- 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,630 Ah! Mmm!
- 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,133 [ Music playing in distance ]
- 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,969 Well, maybe I'll take just half a hit of acid.
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,763 I want three.
- 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,014 No, no.
- 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,309 I'm asking if there's a listing for Broflovski in San Francisco.
- 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,477 They just moved there.
- 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,061 [ Laughs ] Take that, Jew boy!
- 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,064 I guess you Hebes can't even play video football!
- 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,567 Yeah. You're right!
- 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,568 [ Sighs ]
- 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,237 You know, Butters, you make for a lousy Jew.
- 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,238 Well, I'm sorry.
- 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,948 It's just that I'm not Jewish, and I --
- 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,242 No! No! Don't apologize, you asshole!
- 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,660 Marsh?!
- 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,287 Oh, crap. Ranger McFriendly.
- 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,038 Who?
- 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,290 You better come with me to the news station.
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,376 Our situation just got a lot worse!
- 00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:17,380 I noticed it on the computer this morning. Look here.
- 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,133 This is the smug over South Park.
- 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,427 It's getting bigger and gaining strength.
- 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,720 The smug?
- 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:27,224 The smug is getting so massive that it's moving west
- 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:30,227 and fusing with the San Francisco smug here.
- 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,145 These two smug clouds are combining,
- 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,188 fueling each other.
- 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,524 - Now take a look at this. - STAN: What is that?
- 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,151 It's the smug from George Clooney's acceptance speech
- 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,319 at the Academy Awards.
- 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:41,071 George Clooney's acceptance speech?
- 00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,072 Did you hear it?
- 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,782 He talked about how people in Hollywood
- 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,742 are ahead of the curve on social matters.
- 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,702 He even took credit for the civil-rights movement.
- 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,747 The point is the smug from his acceptance speech
- 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,208 has been slowly drifting north since he gave it,
- 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,752 and it's headed straight for the supercell.
- 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,587 The South Park and San Francisco smug
- 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,172 is already at critical mass.
- 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,551 If it gets hit by George Clooney's acceptance speech,
- 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,178 it will be a disaster of epic proportions --
- 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:08,765 the perfect storm of self-satisfaction.
- 00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:11,017 We've got to tell the townspeople.
- 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,520 South Park still has a chance to make it through the storm.
- 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,230 What about San Francisco?
- 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,983 Kid, thanks to your gay little song,
- 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:21,778 there's not gonna be a San Francisco.
- 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,948 McFRIENDLY: So that's it, people.
- 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,825 When the smug from George Clooney's speech
- 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,994 hits the San Francisco and South Park smug,
- 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:32,163 we're gonna witness a storm the likes of which we've never seen.
- 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,749 Are you trying to tell us the smug from our hybrids
- 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,585 is actually gonna kill us all?
- 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:40,171 If the smug clouds remain the way they are, yes.
- 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,465 [ Crowd gasps, murmuring ]
- 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,301 This is all Stan's fault!
- 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,886 He wrote that gay little song
- 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,388 and got us to drive those damn hybrids!
- 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,473 Yeah! Good going, stupid!
- 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:51,850 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,018 Listen!
- 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,478 Though we all agree this is Stan's fault,
- 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,647 there is still something we can do.
- 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,317 If we all work together to reduce smugness,
- 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,527 we might be able to lessen the effects of the storm,
- 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,237 at least here in our own town.
- 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,196 Then that's it.
- 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,574 There's only one way to reduce smugness.
- 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,243 We've got to destroy every hybrid car in town!
- 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,995 - Yeah! - That's right!
- 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,789 Everyone get your hybrid and meet at Dawson's!
- 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,792 Hey, where do you think you're going?
- 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,795 I'm gonna go try and warn Kyle to get out of San Francisco.
- 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,005 Oh, no, you're not!
- 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,007 Your gay little song got us to drive hybrids.
- 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,675 You're gonna help us get rid of them!
- 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,595 How long do we have until the smug clouds collide?
- 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,679 Not long.
- 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,390 The smug from George Clooney's Academy Award acceptance speech
- 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,060 has already crossed into Arizona.
- 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,270 [ Wind whistling ]
- 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,737 What the hell is that?
- 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,989 CLOONEY: Thing about winning an Academy Award, it will...
- 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,659 You know, we <i>a re</i> a little bit out of touch in Hollywood...
- 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,118 ...civil rights when it wasn't really popular...
- 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,204 ....talked about AIDS when it was just being whispered...
- 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,164 ...gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,958 when blacks were still sitting...
- 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,042 ...proud to be a part of the community...
- 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,003 ...Oscar winner George Clooney, sexiest man alive...
- 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,718 Wow, Eric. You sure are a great guy for doing this.
- 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:09,844 I don't have a choice.
- 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,429 Somebody has to get into San Francisco
- 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,807 and warn Kyle's family to get out before the storm hits.
- 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,810 But how come we can't just take the bus on into the city?
- 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,395 You don't know San Francisco, Butters.
- 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,730 It was the breeding ground of the hippie movement in the '60s.
- 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,399 There's hard-core liberals, lesbian activists,
- 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,401 and die-hard modern hippies young and old.
- 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,111 [ Exhales deeply ]
- 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,363 I swore I would never set foot in San Francisco.
- 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,281 God help me.
- 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,327 [Air hisses ]
- 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,704 All right, Butters.
- 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,372 I'll be tethered to you through this cord.
- 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,666 It's my only lifeline, so make sure it stays taut.
- 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,210 If you stop hearing my voice, for the love of Christ,
- 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,045 start reeling me in with all your strength.
- 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:44,754 I will!
- 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,048 You're really great for going to warn Kyle, Eric.
- 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,758 I'm not doing it for Kyle.
- 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:52,262 Can't believe I'm actually gonna walk through San Francisco.
- 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,639 Well, here goes.
- 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,851 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:01,187 [ Machinery whirring ]
- 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,403 All right. Now get it into the masher. Hurry up!
- 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,197 Can't somebody else operate this? I can't really reach.
- 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,950 Well, then you shouldn't have written that gay little song!
- 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,875 Keenen, we've gotten rid of half the hybrid cars.
- 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,084 How are the smug levels?
- 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:27,213 They're dropping slowly, but -- but we're running out of time!
- 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,174 [ Bell clanging ]
- 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,598 Yeah, it's like San Francisco is more of a European city,
- 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,974 like Paris or Milan.
- 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,934 [ Grunts ] Butters, are you there?
- 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:40,852 I'm here, Eric.
- 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,271 I've started to enter the smug. I'm about a quarter-mile in.
- 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,355 Can you give me an E.L.?
- 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,108 You must be nearing Union Square.
- 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,027 Do you see a fountain to your left?
- 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,780 Yes. It's just beyond yet another wine and cheese store.
- 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,740 Uh, take your next right.
- 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,325 You've got to start heading west.
- 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,243 Turning right at 0249er.
- 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,703 [Air hissing ]
- 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,463 That's it. That's -- That's the last one!
- 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,091 Keenen? Keenen, we've smashed the last hybrid.
- 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,093 Harry, the smug from Clooney's speech
- 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,719 is about to hit the other smug system!
- 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:15,970 Get everyone inside!
- 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,430 [ Crowd screaming ]
- 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,140 MAN: Oh, my God!
- 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,643 God help us.
- 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,896 [ Echoing ]...the Oscar winner, George Clooney...
- 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,856 ...who talked about AIDS when it was just being...
- 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,858 ...we <i>a re</i> a little bit out of touch in Hollywood...
- 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,946 [ Thunder crashing, electricity crackling ]
- 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,408 Butters! Butters, I think I'm here!
- 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,244 2419 Castillo?
- 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:42,831 That's it. Eric, hurry! Something's going on out here!
- 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,669 Mr. Broflovski!
- 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,420 Mr. Broflovski, there's a smug storm!
- 00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:50,547 We have to go!
- 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,007 Being smug is a good thing.
- 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,843 [ Farts, sniffs ]
- 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,053 Oh, my Christ!
- 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,556 Kyle! Kyle!
- 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,391 The acid.
- 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:04,769 Dude, I'm totally tripping balls.
- 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,189 I'm totally tripping balls.
- 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,151 I'm totally tripping balls.
- 00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:13,027 We have to get out of here now!
- 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,530 [ Thunder crashing ]
- 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,906 Kyle!
- 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,367 [ Echoing ] Kyle!
- 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,330 [ Birds chirping ]
- 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,629 REPORTER: And now the worst appears to be over.
- 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,842 Last night's smug storm has left thousands homeless.
- 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:40,180 All across the Midwest, people are picking up the pieces.
- 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,725 Cities like Denver and Salt Lake are heavily damaged
- 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,143 but still all right.
- 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,438 However, San Francisco, I'm afraid,
- 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:52,275 has disappeared completely up its own asshole.
- 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,819 No.
- 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,779 I'm sorry, Stan.
- 00:19:56,905 --> 00:20:00,491 I'm sorry your gay little song killed your friend.
- 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,204 Hey! Hey, Stan! You're not gonna believe it!
- 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,206 - You got to come see! - What?
- 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,832 It's a miracle!
- 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,960 [ Indistinct conversations ]
- 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,420 Kyle!
- 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,504 Hey, Stan!
- 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,590 - Dude, what happened? - We don't know!
- 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,134 We were all passed out, and next thing we know,
- 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,261 we just woke up on a bus heading here.
- 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,056 It's like you had a guardian angel, m'kay.
- 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,101 Dude, I'm so glad you're not dead!
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,855 So I guess there's nothing left to do now but rebuild.
- 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,816 Yeah. First off, we're all gonna need new cars.
- 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:37,278 And let's make sure nobody gets a stupid hybrid, right?
- 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,613 - Yeah! - That's right!
- 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,614 Yeah! You said it!
- 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,408 No! Hybrid cars are a good thing!
- 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:45,954 But hybrid cars are the leading cause of smug, m'kay.
- 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,789 Hybrid cars don't cause smugness.
- 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:48,790 People do.
- 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,459 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,878 Look, hybrid cars are important.
- 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,797 They may even save our planet one day.
- 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,424 What you all need to do is just learn to drive hybrids
- 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,218 and not be smug about it.
- 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,305 You mean...drive in hybrids,
- 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,432 but not act like we're better than everyone else
- 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,433 because of it?
- 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,434 Yeah!
- 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:11,562 I'm...I'm not ready.
- 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,065 I don't think I can do it either.
- 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,109 It's simply asking too much.
- 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:18,611 Perhaps one day...
- 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:22,198 we can learn to drive hybrids without being smug about it.
- 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:26,077 But for now, the technology is just too much for us.
- 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,245 Come on, everybody!
- 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,664 Let's go buy wasteful gas guzzlers!
- 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,165 - Let's go! - That's right!
- 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,834 - That's right! - Come on!
- 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,961 Well, looks like you're back for good, huh, Kyle?
- 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:36,462 Yeah, I guess so.
- 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,632 We just can't get rid of you, can we, you sneaky Jew rat?
- 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,927 Don't belittle my people, you [bleep] fat-ass!
- 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,680 [ Exhales deeply ] That's better.
- 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,765 PETER: [ Farts, sniffs ]
- 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,475 Ahh! [ Smacks lips ]
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