Освободите Виллзиака — Встретив в океанариуме «говорящего» кита, друзья решают вернуть его домой — на Луну. Пародия на фильм «Освободите Вилли».

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Освободите Виллзиака

Free Willzyx

Сезон: 09Серия: 13

Описание

Встретив в океанариуме «говорящего» кита, друзья решают вернуть его домой — на Луну. Пародия на фильм «Освободите Вилли».

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00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,430 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,098 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,481 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,484 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,988 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:44,545 And now Jambu is gonna give you all a big wave!
00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,134 I'm all wet! Sweet!
00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,927 Dude, Jambu is the best!
00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:55,306 Now get ready for Jambu's next trick.
00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:59,018 I'm totally wet!
00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:00,102 This is awesome!
00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,314 How about that, folks? A full body flip!
00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,149 And now Kelly's gonna show us
00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,401 how she makes Jambu do his tricks.
00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,612 When Kelly slaps her hand three times,
00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,113 Jambu comes to her.
00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:15,785 Jambu will stay and wait until Kelly gives him a command.
00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:21,457 Oh, what trick are we gonna see? Get those cameras ready.
00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:27,338 That's Kelly riding on Jambu's nose!
00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:29,632 I wish Kelly would ride on <i>my</i> nose.
00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:35,596 Yes! Yes!
00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,182 We hope you enjoyed Jambu's orca show.
00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:41,977 And enjoy the rest of your day at Denver Sea Park...
00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,979 you bunch of retards.
00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,110 Okay. Where to next?
00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,820 I think there's a sea lion show at 2:30.
00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:53,572 Let's just stay here and watch the whale swim around some more.
00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:54,990 - Why? - Dude, everyone's leaving!
00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:57,201 We can walk right up to the tank and really study him.
00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,410 Kyle, the show is over.
00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,830 The whale isn't gonna splash us anymore, so who cares?
00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:01,872 Let's go see the stingrays,
00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,415 and then we can go to the sea lion show.
00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:04,250 Killer.
00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:05,584 I'll meet up with you guys in a little bit.
00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:06,794 I want to hang out here some more.
00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,796 Okay, Kyle. We're gonna go get splashed some more.
00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,257 But if you want to go make love to the whale, that's fine.
00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,970 Jambu! Jambu!
00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,603 Cool! It works!
00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:25,771 Hey, Jambu.
00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,983 Hello, little boy.
00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,902 Do you like my flippers?
00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,487 Who said that?
00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,406 I did!
00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,158 No way.
00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,118 This is very exciting.
00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,829 Usually when I talk, nobody can hear me.
00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,622 Where are you from?
00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,666 South Park.
00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,335 It sure is nice to have somebody to talk to.
00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,671 Can't we talk more, please?
00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,923 What do you want to talk about?
00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,050 Let's talk about rocket ships.
00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,302 Rocket ships?
00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:58,679 Yeah! I love rockets.
00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,849 But I can't see them 'cause I'm stuck in this tank!
00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,436 Shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,688 You know, some day,
00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,442 I wish that I could go up in space in a rocket ship.
00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,861 Why? Aren't you happy here?
00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,821 I try to be, but my dream
00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:19,200 is to one day blast off in a big rocket ship!
00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:21,035 This is amazing. Wait right here!
00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,163 I got to go tell my friends about this.
00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:29,293 Oh, God! It's funny every single time.
00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,714 For those of you just joining us, this is the stingray tank.
00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,925 Stingrays are members of the shark family,
00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,718 but they are extremely peaceful creatures.
00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,430 We invite you to gently touch the top of them as they swim by.
00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,557 Come on, stingray! Splash me!
00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,935 Hey, splash me!
00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,145 Dude, these things are dumb. Let's go.
00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,146 Hey, you guys!
00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,981 You guys! You're not gonna believe this!
00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:51,774 What?
00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:55,069 Dude, he talks. The orca whale talks.
00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,820 Mrph rmh mrph rmh rmh mrph rmphm?
00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:57,905 I went up to Jambu's tank,
00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,615 and I tapped three times like the trainer did.
00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,367 Jambu swam up and started talking to me
00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,077 about rocket ships.
00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,287 Come on! You got to check it out!
00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,249 Jambu! Jambu, I'm back!
00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,176 How are you feeling?
00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,014 Huh.
00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,268 Jambu, you want to talk about rocket ships?
00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,940 Multi-kill!
00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:36,110 J-Jambu?
00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,112 Are you still feeling lonely here?
00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,072 Kyle. Kyle. Let it go, man.
00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,240 He talked!
00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,742 I swear to Abraham he talked and he loves rocket ships.
00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,452 Dude, he's back! He's back!
00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,705 God damn it! Say something!
00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:50,916 Come on, guys. Let's leave Kyle with his stupid whale.
00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:54,211 Please don't call me stupid!
00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,755 Jambu! Jambu, why didn't you speak up before?
00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,425 I'm sorry. Sometimes I can't talk.
00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,886 It's because I'm very, very sick, you see.
00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:04,054 Sick?
00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,347 I don't believe it.
00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:09,310 Yes. Because I'm not used to the earth's atmosphere.
00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,937 You see, my name is actually Willzyx,
00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,856 and I'm from the moon!
00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,360 The moon?
00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,780 That -- That's where all orca whales are from.
00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:26,201 If I don't get back to the moon, I'm going to die!
00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,620 You live on the moon?
00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,039 I used to.
00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,875 I wish I could return and dance in the Moon Castle
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,878 with my wife and three children again.
00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,838 Oh, my God.
00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,632 Why don't you just tell the people here at the sea park?
00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,051 I can't tell them
00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,429 because they're evil communists from the Horsehead Nebula.
00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,265 They want to kill all us zypods.
00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,309 So they keep us in these horrible tanks
00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,935 and make us perform!
00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,771 That's terrible!
00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,064 Dude! Dude, the boss is coming!
00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,066 Oh. Uh, sorry, boys.
00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,985 I can't talk anymore. I'm too sick.
00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,655 Can't...talk...anymore.
00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,872 All right, guys. Listen up.
00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,374 This may sound a little strange,
00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:16,210 but the whale at the Denver Sea Park
00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:19,713 is going to die unless we get it to the moon.
00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,425 Okay. Let's do it!
00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,635 The whale's name is Willzyx,
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,470 and he told us he's dying on our planet.
00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,763 We've come up with a plan,
00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,848 but we're gonna need all your help to make it work.
00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,019 A whale...talked to you?
00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:34,812 It's true.
00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,230 The whale talked to all of us
00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,856 in between shows in his orca tank.
00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,526 Hey, that whale talked to me, too.
00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,777 After everyone left the show,
00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,612 I walked up to the glass, and he started talking.
00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,114 Well, why didn't you tell anybody?
00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,281 I thought I was crazy.
00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,534 He said my dad was gonna sneak into my room naked one night
00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:50,327 and beat me up.
00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,663 Well, you're not crazy. The whale talked to all of us.
00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,289 And he needs our help getting him home.
00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,166 So it's true.
00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,210 Nobody else is gonna help him, you guys.
00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,212 We've got a chance to do something pretty special.
00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,630 Are you with us?
00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,631 What do we do?
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,675 - Stan. - All right.
00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,009 In order to make our plan work,
00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:08,220 we're going to need the pool from Clyde's backyard,
00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,139 Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government,
00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,850 and all of our skateboards.
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,404 Timmy.
00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,580 Craig, Token, get the slings ready.
00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,420 Shh. Willzyx, don't say anything.
00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,964 We're gonna bust you out of here.
00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,179 Dude, did you see that episode of "Trading Spouses" last night?
00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,180 That was insane.
00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,307 Yeah. Whoa. What the hell?
00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,020 How could you not have seen anything?!
00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,646 It's a whale, for Christ's sake!
00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,649 It must have been taken while I was going to the bathroom.
00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,651 Were you in there for three hours?!
00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,111 Don't yell at me!
00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,488 What happened?
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:10,115 Somebody kidnapped Jambu. Took him right out of the park.
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,700 What? How?
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,369 - I don't know! - All right, people.
00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:15,621 It's obvious we're dealing with
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,706 a highly intelligent animal rights group.
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,125 Those bastards have done things like this before.
00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,835 Sir! Sir! We found a note!
00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,129 A note? Let me see that.
00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:27,466 "We're taking Willzyx home to the moon.
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,552 Long live the zypods."
00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,972 What the hell does that mean?
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,724 Harris, run a fingerprint check on that note.
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,018 Nelson, find out what kind of crayon it was written with.
00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,729 We'll find out who was responsible for this.
00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,483 We have to tell them.
00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:45,901 We know what those boys look like!
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,236 We can't tell them!
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,820 They're gonna think this is all our fault.
00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,322 It <i>is</i> all our fault!
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,449 How were we supposed to know they were gonna actually do it?
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,700 I shouldn't have laughed.
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,619 All those times you messed with those kids' heads,
00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,454 I shouldn't have just sat there and laughed.
00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,665 Don't you say that! It was funny!
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,041 It was really funny!
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,044 We've just -- We've just got to make this right ourselves.
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:04,962 How?
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:08,340 We've got to track down those kids before the police do.
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:17,641 Comrades, I'm afraid our situation is dire.
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,102 The economy is stale and dying.
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:25,065 Very soon Mother Russia will no longer be a country.
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,234 Sir! Sir! Somebody is on telephone!
00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,320 Another rich American wants to fly to space!
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,283 Hello?
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,702 Hello? This is Russian president.
00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,453 Hi. My name's Kyle.
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,164 I understand that your country flies people to space for money.
00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,041 Yes, we certainly do.
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,376 What were you looking for?
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,379 I need to book one trip to the moon, please, right away.
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,630 The moon?
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,675 That is quite large trip, but I'm sure we can do it!
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,176 You can? Awesome!
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,679 Then it sounds like we are in business!
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:59,641 We will just need, say, $20 million.
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,228 $20 million? Are you nuts?
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,188 We don't have that kind of money.
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,523 What?
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:07,733 But you need to understand.
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,318 We have a whale that needs to get back
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,153 to his family on the moon.
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,823 God damn it. It is prank call again!
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,493 Kiss my ass, George Bush! This is not funny!
00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,620 What happened?
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,288 They want $20 million.
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,707 $20 million? Just to go to the dumb moon?
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,917 That was it? That was your guys' whole plan?
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,794 Ask the Russians to take the whale to space?
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,755 They were gonna do it for that 'Nsync guy.
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,215 Oh, Jesus! Now what are we gonna do?
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,134 There's got to be other third-world countries
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,135 with space programs.
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,512 We've got to split up and find someplace cheaper.
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,181 We can't keep the whale out here anymore.
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,141 People are gonna see it.
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,435 A beloved performing orca whale
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,687 has been stolen from the Denver Sea Park.
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,439 A full investigation is under way,
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,191 but tracking down the kidnappers
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,277 is proving to be one <i>whale</i> of a problem.
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,362 Thanks, Tom!
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,031 I'm here at the Denver Sea Park, where, believe it or not,
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,367 dozens of people have come to show support
00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,868 for whoever took the whale.
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,953 - Yeah! That's right! - That's right.
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,373 We are members of the Animal Liberation Front.
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,626 Whales do not belong in tanks. They belong in the ocean.
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,003 We applaud whoever did this noble deed.
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,129 Set the whales free!
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,714 - Set the whales free! - Set the whales free!
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:13,840 Free!
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,342 One thing is for certain --
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,387 Something is certainly <i>fishy</i> here at the sea park.
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,471 - Tom? - Thanks, Mitch.
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,809 It seems that this problem is almost <i>unbearable.</i>
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:28,063 Let's hope that whale is found.
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,149 This is so bad, man.
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,026 How do we even know this is the right town to look in?
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,194 Will you relax?
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,946 Those kids said they were from South Park.
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,572 We've just got to go door to door.
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,282 Do you have the composite sketch we did?
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,784 - Yeah. - Let's go.
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,453 Maybe you should start with the houses on the left,
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,330 - and I'll take -- - Wait a minute. Check that out.
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,542 Come on!
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,170 Oh, my God! Look!
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,547 Whale poo.
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,507 We're close. We're really close!
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,801 Can I help you?
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,428 Oh. Hello, ma'am.
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,346 We're just here to examine your pool.
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,347 Oh.
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,392 Have you noticed any whales in your pool at all?
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,227 No, I don't believe so.
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,062 But we've been out of town for a couple of days
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,106 and came back to find the fence broken.
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,858 Do you think somebody's been using it?
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:16,403 Ma'am, do you recognize any of these boys?
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,244 The fat one in the middle...
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,788 kind of looks like Dakota Fanning.
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,708 Excuse me, gentlemen. I have to get back to the oven.
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,961 We're too late. They moved on to another town!
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,004 We don't know that.
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,922 If they moved on, then we have no leads.
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,382 This is fate, Brian.
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,425 It's fate --
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,927 for telling kids their naked dads were gonna beat them up,
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,596 for thinking that screwing with kids was funny!
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,930 It <i>was</i> funny!
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,515 It was funny, Mike.
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,267 And it will be funny again, I swear to you.
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,810 If those boys took the whale out of here,
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,520 we would've seen them on the road.
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,897 I'm telling you, we're close.
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,483 It's going to be funny.
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,029 Kyle, boubbie, we're taking Ike to the new Harry Potter movie.
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,947 - Want to join us? - I can't, Ma.
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,449 We're working on our school project!
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,827 There's pizza in the fridge if you and your friends get hungry.
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,287 Okay, Ma. Thanks!
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,080 Shouldn't we get him back in the water?
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,583 Whales are mammals. They don't need water to breathe, dumb-ass.
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,002 - We just have to keep him wet. - Yes? Yes, hello.
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,380 Is this Mr. Sugiyama with the Japanese space program?
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,133 How much to take a whale into space?
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,885 N-No, we don't want you to eat the whale.
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,637 We want you to send it to the moon.
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,764 How much?! Jesus Christ!
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,849 Uh, hang on. Hello?
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,018 Jimmy, any luck at the Chinese embassy?
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,312 The Ch-- Chinese will take someone to space
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,772 for $10 million.
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,815 $10 million?!
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,441 That's more than the Germans want!
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,526 Yeah, we told them that,
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,737 a-and they told us to go f-fruck ourselves.
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,988 Damn it!
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,533 Tell me what to do, Willzyx. How do we get you home?
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,369 He hasn't said a word since we brought him here.
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,330 Yeah. He must be really sick.
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,249 Hang on, Willzyx. There's still hope.
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,708 Stan and Craig might still have luck
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,710 with the space program down in Mexico.
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,463 Mexico has a space program?
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,266 Uh, excuse me. We're looking for the...
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:13,770 Mexican aeronáutica espacio administración.
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,647 - Allá. - Thanks.
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,819 Is this the Mexican space program?
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,238 Space, sí. Fly.
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,073 Does the Mexican space program have rockets
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,533 that can go to the moon?
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,451 Claro. Sígame.
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,789 El rocket lunar.
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,083 This rocket will fly to the moon?
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,252 Sí, fly.
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,461 To the moon?
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,754 Sí.
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,756 We want to take something to the moon.
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,258 How much would that cost?
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,719 Oh, uh...200.
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,345 200? Million?
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,307 200 dollars.
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,142 Quick. Call Kyle.
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,522 Hello, ma'am.
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,441 Uh, the teacher over at the school
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,277 said she recognized this boy to be your son.
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,449 Oh, yes. That's my boubbie.
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,909 Kind of a bad drawing, though.
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,702 Ma'am, we need to talk to your son, please.
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,995 It's very urgent.
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,496 I'm sorry. He just left.
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,873 He's on his way to Mexico.
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,207 - Mexico?! - Mexico?!
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,042 Yes!
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,501 As part of a school project,
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,838 he's helping his class move two donated grand pianos
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,965 to needy schoolchildren in Tijuana.
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,884 My little boubbie is very caring.
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,052 Oh, my God.
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,137 Which highway did they take?!
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,891 Hurry it up, dude. We've got a rocket to catch.
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,227 Hang on, Willzyx. Hang on, buddy.
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,734 We have to hurry!
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,527 I'm going as fast as I can.
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,865 Hang on, Willzyx. We'll be in Mexico soon.
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,450 Oh, hamburgers! What is that?
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,498 All right. Out of the truck.
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,499 Uh-oh.
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,833 What the hell is going on?
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,919 You're carrying a stolen whale.
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:01,962 Stolen?
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:05,048 You kids told me you won that whale at Pizza Hut!
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,424 We're busted.
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,717 Aah!
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:08,843 Come on out, kid.
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,804 Look, I didn't know nothing about this.
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,639 Just help us get the whale into our truck,
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,474 and we'll all keep quiet about this.
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,851 You don't understand! Willzyx is from the moon.
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,145 He'll die if we don't get him back now!
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,897 Willzyx, you have to talk.
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,482 Come on, boy. You have to.
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,609 I know you're sick, but you can do it.
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,153 Look, kid, we need to tell you a little secret.
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,533 What's going on here?
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,701 Oh, crap.
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,703 Oh, now we're gonna get it.
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,997 Hey. That's the stolen whale!
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,915 Everyone down on the ground! Now!
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,875 No! Please! We have to go!
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,253 You're not going anywhere! You're in a lot of trouble!
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,755 But we were so close.
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,258 I'm sorry, Willzyx. We tried.
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,176 We said down on the ground, kid. Move it!
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,098 Leave those kids alone, you bastards.
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,683 Animal Liberation Front!
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,436 Put down that weapon now!
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,438 These boys are trying to get that whale home.
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,189 You're not gonna stop them.
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,315 All right!
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,817 - Yeah! - Yeah! Great! All right!
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,861 That whale belongs to a sea park.
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,822 - It belongs with its family! - That's right!
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,782 I said drop the gun now!
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,076 Save the whales!
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,373 Jesus! Oh, God!
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,003 Save the whales, mother
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,048 Where are you taking the whale?
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,174 Tijuana, Mexico.
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,717 Of course! Brilliant!
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,385 Release it in international waters.
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,179 I'll drive the truck.
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,723 You're going home, Willzyx.
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,895 Mike? Mike?
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:47,650 It...wasn't...funny.
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,319 Don't say that, Mike.
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,779 It <i>was</i> funny.
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,156 It just wasn't that funny this time.
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,617 All the other times were still funny, Mike!
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,285 They were still funny!
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,496 45 to dispatch.
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,999 The stolen whale... heading to Tijuana.
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,335 Whale to Tijuana! Bleh!
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,634 They're on their way, Manuel. Is the rocket gonna be ready?
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,469 Sí, fly.
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,473 Look! The Mexican border!
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,059 Oh, Jesus. They're here!
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,936 Hold your positions.
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,398 Ha! We got them!
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,025 Hang on, boys.
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,403 Mary, mother of God.
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,284 Get them!
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,332 Willzyx, I think we're here.
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,417 Back down the ramp! It's all rigged to go!
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,086 You got it, kid.
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,675 Don't let them get that whale in the water!
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,012 Kyle, it's all set to go! Just get Willzyx into the water!
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,597 Come on, guys!
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,850 Stop right now!
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,726 Hurry, boys. We'll take care of them.
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,401 Hang on. Hold on a second.
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,657 I guess -- I guess this is goodbye, Willzyx.
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,662 I'm gonna miss you.
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,878 Hey, don't forget me, okay?
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,047 I won't forget you.
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:37,886 Oh, crap! There's more of them!
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,014 Get him in the water!
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,392 Goodbye, Willzyx!
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,105 Swim, mighty whale. You're free!
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,649 Okay, Manuel. Hit it.
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,651 Stop! That is <i>my</i> whale!
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,779 I'm afraid you're too late. The whale's been set free.
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:57,780 No!
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,617 Now you see that your ways of captivity
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,661 and exploiting animals will never prevail --
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,705 not as long as there are children like these
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:10,126 who still believe in the beauty and the magic of freedom.
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,753 For it is children,
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,547 with their innocence and their spirit,
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,926 who know what is truly best for all the world.
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,148 Oh, my God!
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,235 We did it!
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,628 Thanks for the ride, Manuel.
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,838 Sí, fly.
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,090 Well, see ya, fellas.
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,008 I got to get home before my parents wake up.
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,260 - Yeah. Me too. - All right.
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,470 Thanks for your help, dudes.
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,266 Well, we did it, guys.
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,102 It wasn't easy, but we did a really amazing thing.
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:12,480 Yeah. I feel pretty awesome right now.
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,027 I wonder if he'll ever come back and visit us.
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,320 I don't know.
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,739 But at least from now on, every time we look at the moon,
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,283 we can know that Willzyx is up there,
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:27,370 dancing with the other zypods in his castle.

00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:30,000 ОСВОБОДИТЕ ВИЛЛЗИАКА! субтитры: AVS© <u></u>
00:00:40,311 --> 00:00:44,621 А сейчас Джамбу устроит вам большую волну!
00:00:48,321 --> 00:00:50,321 Я весь мокрый! Шикарно!
00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,831 Джамбу лучше всех!
00:00:51,901 --> 00:00:55,051 Приготовьтесь к следующему номеру в исполнении Джамбу.
00:00:57,321 --> 00:01:00,331 Я насквозь мокрый! Зашибись!
00:01:00,331 --> 00:01:03,331 Ну, друзья, как вам это? Полное сальто!
00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:07,331 А теперь Келли покажет нам, как она заставляет Джамбу выполнять все эти трюки.
00:01:07,331 --> 00:01:11,301 Стоит Келли три раза похлопать ладонью по воде, как Джамбу является на зов.
00:01:11,301 --> 00:01:15,801 Он будет терпеливо ожидать, пока Келли не даст ему команду.
00:01:17,301 --> 00:01:21,211 Что же за трюк мы сейчас увидим? Камерам приготовиться!
00:01:23,311 --> 00:01:27,311 А вот и Келли верхом на носу Джамбу!
00:01:27,311 --> 00:01:30,621 Хотел бы я её покатать на МОЁМ носу...
00:01:33,321 --> 00:01:35,231 Ура! Уррааа!!
00:01:35,321 --> 00:01:38,371 Надеемся, что вам понравилось представление кита-косатки Джамбу,
00:01:38,371 --> 00:01:42,001 и что вы с удовольствием проведёте остаток дня в Денверском океанариуме!
00:01:42,331 --> 00:01:45,421 ...толпа дебилов. - Хе-хе, точно.
00:01:47,631 --> 00:01:48,631 Так, куда теперь пойдём?
00:01:48,931 --> 00:01:51,041 По-моему, в 2.30 будет представление с морскими львами.
00:01:51,141 --> 00:01:53,281 А давайте останемся здесь и ещё немного понаблюдаем за китом.
00:01:53,601 --> 00:01:54,601 Зачем?
00:01:54,601 --> 00:01:56,601 Так ведь народ расходится! Мы можем подойти прямо к бассейну и побольше разузнать о ките!
00:01:56,601 --> 00:01:58,601 Кайл, представление окончено!
00:01:58,601 --> 00:02:00,601 Кит больше не будет брызгаться, так что мне пофигу.
00:02:00,601 --> 00:02:03,611 Пошли смотреть скатов, а потом пойдём на морских львов.
00:02:03,611 --> 00:02:03,811 Зашибись.
00:02:04,611 --> 00:02:06,611 Ребята, я вас потом догоню. А пока ещё немножко здесь побуду.
00:02:06,611 --> 00:02:08,781 Ладно, Кайл. Мы пойдём ещё побрызгаться,
00:02:08,781 --> 00:02:08,881 но если ты собрался ублажать кита, то флаг тебе в руки. Ладно, Кайл. Мы пойдём ещё побрызгаться,
00:02:08,881 --> 00:02:10,521 но если ты собрался ублажать кита, то флаг тебе в руки.
00:02:13,321 --> 00:02:15,231 Джамбу! Джамбу!
00:02:22,931 --> 00:02:25,431 Ух ты! Сработало! Привет, Джамбу!
00:02:26,331 --> 00:02:28,451 Привет, мальчик!
00:02:29,331 --> 00:02:31,341 Как тебе мои плавники?
00:02:31,941 --> 00:02:33,301 Кто это сказал?
00:02:33,301 --> 00:02:34,451 Я.
00:02:35,501 --> 00:02:37,301 Да ну!
00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:41,301 Так интересно! Обычно, когда я говорю, никто меня не слышит.
00:02:41,451 --> 00:02:43,451 Откуда ты?
00:02:44,311 --> 00:02:45,311 Из Саут-Парка.
00:02:45,311 --> 00:02:48,311 Так здорово, когда есть с кем поговорить!
00:02:48,311 --> 00:02:50,311 Может, поговорим ещё? Пожалуйста!
00:02:50,611 --> 00:02:52,311 А о чём бы ты хотел поговорить?
00:02:52,331 --> 00:02:54,321 Давай поговорим о ракетах!
00:02:54,451 --> 00:02:55,521 О ракетах?
00:02:56,321 --> 00:03:02,331 Да. Мне нравятся ракеты, но я не могу их видеть, потому что заперт в этом бассейне.
00:03:05,331 --> 00:03:10,831 Знаешь, хотелось бы мне когда-нибудь полететь в космос на ракете.
00:03:11,331 --> 00:03:13,341 Но почему? Разве здесь тебе плохо?
00:03:13,341 --> 00:03:18,601 Стараюсь привыкнуть, но всё же мечтаю когда-нибудь улететь отсюда на огромной ракете!
00:03:19,301 --> 00:03:23,211 Невероятно! Подожди немного, я сейчас расскажу об этом друзьям!
00:03:26,311 --> 00:03:28,451 Господи, каждый раз это так смешно…
00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:33,311 Для тех, кто только что подошёл: это бассейн со скатами.
00:03:33,311 --> 00:03:38,321 Скаты – представители семейства акульих, однако чрезвычайно миролюбивы.
00:03:38,321 --> 00:03:41,021 Предлагаем дотронуться до них, когда они будут проплывать мимо вас.
00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,231 Эй! Ну давай, скат! Обрызгай меня!
00:03:43,831 --> 00:03:45,531 Эй, ты, а ну обрызгай меня!
00:03:45,831 --> 00:03:47,651 Какие-то они тупые. Пойдём-ка отсюда!
00:03:47,831 --> 00:03:50,061 Пацаны, пацаны! Вы не поверите!
00:03:50,131 --> 00:03:50,951 Чего?
00:03:50,951 --> 00:03:52,531 Чувак, он говорящий!
00:03:52,531 --> 00:03:53,841 Кит-косатка разговаривает!
00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,951 (Б.., о чём это ты?)
00:03:56,311 --> 00:03:58,801 Я подошёл к бассейну и постучал три раза, как дрессировщица делала.
00:03:58,801 --> 00:04:01,851 Джамбу приплыл и стал со мной разговаривать о ракетах!
00:04:02,501 --> 00:04:03,831 Пошли! Вы должны это видеть!
00:04:05,558 --> 00:04:08,378 Джамбу! Джамбу! Я вернулся!
00:04:16,578 --> 00:04:18,478 Как ты себя чувствуешь?
00:04:23,578 --> 00:04:26,988 Джамбу, ты хотел поговорить о ракетах?
00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:37,548 Джа-Джамбу! Тебе здесь всё так же одиноко?
00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:40,558 Кайл, Кайл. Брось ты это.
00:04:40,558 --> 00:04:43,558 Он говорил! Клянусь Авраамом, он говорил, и он любит ракеты!
00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:45,758 Эй, он вернулся!
00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:48,568 Твою мать, скажи хоть что-нибудь!
00:04:48,568 --> 00:04:50,568 Идём, пацаны, оставим Кайла наедине с его дурацким китом.
00:04:50,868 --> 00:04:53,568 Прошу вас, не называйте меня дурацким!
00:04:53,868 --> 00:04:56,568 Джамбу! Джамбу, почему ты раньше молчал?
00:04:56,568 --> 00:04:59,578 Извини. Иногда я теряю дар речи.
00:04:59,578 --> 00:05:02,578 Это потому, что я очень-очень болен.
00:05:02,578 --> 00:05:04,578 Болен?
00:05:04,578 --> 00:05:05,578 Поверить не могу.
00:05:05,578 --> 00:05:08,588 Да, потому что я не приспособлен к земной атмосфере.
00:05:08,588 --> 00:05:12,988 Видишь ли, на самом деле меня зовут Виллзиак, и я родом с Луны.
00:05:16,754 --> 00:05:17,854 С Луны?
00:05:18,874 --> 00:05:21,724 Все косатки родом оттуда.
00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:25,724 И если я не вернусь на Луну, то погибну.
00:05:26,724 --> 00:05:28,724 Ты живёшь на Луне?
00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:29,724 Когда-то жил.
00:05:29,724 --> 00:05:35,734 Хотел бы я вернуться и снова танцевать в своём лунном замке с женой и тремя детишками.
00:05:35,734 --> 00:05:37,734 О, Боже...
00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:40,444 А почему ты не расскажешь об этом людям в океанариуме?
00:05:40,744 --> 00:05:45,444 Не могу, потому что все они – злобные коммунисты из туманности «Конская голова».
00:05:45,444 --> 00:05:48,264 Они хотят извести всех нас, зиподов,
00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:51,754 и потому держат нас в этих ужасных бассейнах и заставляют выступать перед публикой.
00:05:51,754 --> 00:05:53,754 Какой кошмар!
00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,754 Шухер, начальник идёт!
00:05:55,754 --> 00:06:00,564 Простите, ребята, но я больше не могу говорить. Мне слишком плохо.
00:06:00,764 --> 00:06:04,554 Больше... не... могу.
00:06:10,224 --> 00:06:12,224 Так, парни, слушайте сюда!
00:06:12,224 --> 00:06:14,234 Это может показаться странным,
00:06:14,234 --> 00:06:19,274 но кит в Денверском океанариуме может погибнуть, если мы не доставим его на Луну.
00:06:21,234 --> 00:06:23,244 Так давайте же! Сделаем это!
00:06:23,544 --> 00:06:27,244 Его зовут Виллзиак, и он сказал нам, что здесь, на нашей планете, он умирает.
00:06:27,244 --> 00:06:30,374 Мы разработали план, но нам нужна помощь от всех вас, чтобы он осуществился.
00:06:31,620 --> 00:06:33,630 Кит... говорил с тобой...
00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:37,630 Всё верно. Кит разговаривал со всеми нами. В своём бассейне, между представлениями.
00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:39,630 Так он ведь и со мной разговаривал.
00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:43,550 Когда все ушли, я подошёл к бассейну, а он заговорил.
00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:44,750 Так что же ты молчал об этом?
00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:46,500 Так я подумал, что умом тронулся.
00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,600 Он сказал, что мой отец ночью голым прокрадётся в мою комнату и изобьёт меня.
00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,600 Значит, НЕ тронулся. Кит разговаривал со всеми нами.
00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,310 И мы должны помочь ему вернуться домой.
00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:55,610 Так это правда...
00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:55,810 Пацаны, кроме нас никто ему не поможет. Так это правда...
00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:57,610 Пацаны, кроме нас никто ему не поможет.
00:06:57,810 --> 00:07:00,850 У нас есть возможность сделать нечто особенное. Вы с нами?
00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:02,410 ...А что нам надо делать?
00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:03,820 Стэн?
00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,700 Итак, вот что нам нужно, чтобы наш план сработал:
00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,620 бассейн, что у Клайда на заднем дворе, коляска Тимми,
00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:09,020 правительство России и все наши скейтборды. бассейн, что у Клайда на заднем дворе, коляска Тимми,
00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:11,930 правительство России и все наши скейтборды.
00:07:22,630 --> 00:07:24,600 Тимми...
00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:34,164 Крэйг, Токен, приготовьте канаты.
00:07:39,724 --> 00:07:41,024 Т-сс... Виллзиак, сиди тихо.
00:07:41,024 --> 00:07:43,734 Мы вытащим тебя отсюда.
00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:51,034 Видал вчера вечером эту серию «Обмена супругами»? Просто дурдом какой-то.
00:07:51,034 --> 00:07:52,734 Да, ну и... опаньки.
00:07:53,034 --> 00:07:53,744 Что за хрень?
00:07:56,044 --> 00:08:00,044 Как ты мог ничего не заметить?! Это же, чёрт возьми, кит!
00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:03,044 Его, должно быть, похитили, когда я был в туалете.
00:08:03,044 --> 00:08:05,044 Ты что, три часа там сидел?!
00:08:05,044 --> 00:08:06,254 Не надо на меня кричать!
00:08:06,507 --> 00:08:07,467 Что случилось?
00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,467 Кто-то похитил Джамбу, прямо из океанариума.
00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,467 Что? Как?!
00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:13,467 НУ НЕ ЗНАЮ Я!
00:08:13,467 --> 00:08:17,477 Так, граждане, очевидно, мы имеем дело с группой весьма смышлёных защитников прав животных.
00:08:17,477 --> 00:08:19,477 Эти сволочи явно не новички в подобных делах.
00:08:19,477 --> 00:08:21,477 Сэр, сэр, мы нашли записку!
00:08:21,477 --> 00:08:23,287 Записка? Дайте-ка посмотреть.
00:08:23,477 --> 00:08:27,487 Мы отправляем Виллзиака домой на Луну.
00:08:27,487 --> 00:08:29,787 Да здравствуют зиподы!
00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:33,487 Что означает вся эта хренотень?
00:08:33,487 --> 00:08:35,487 Харрис, сними с записки отпечатки пальцев!
00:08:35,487 --> 00:08:37,497 Нельсон, выясни, каким карандашом это было написано.
00:08:37,497 --> 00:08:39,797 Мы выясним, кто за этим стоит!
00:08:43,097 --> 00:08:45,797 Мы должны обо всём рассказать! Мы ведь знаем, как эти пацаны выглядят!
00:08:45,797 --> 00:08:48,757 Мы не можем, иначе, иначе они решат, что в этом полностью наша вина.
00:08:48,757 --> 00:08:49,767 Но мы НА САМОМ ДЕЛЕ в этом виноваты!
00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:52,767 Как мы могли знать, что они действительно это сделают?
00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:55,767 Не надо было мне над ними насмехаться. Мы ведь постоянно пудрили детишкам мозги.
00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,767 А я всё смеялся и смеялся...
00:08:57,767 --> 00:08:58,767 Не говори так! Это было смешно!
00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:00,777 Это действительно было смешно!
00:09:00,777 --> 00:09:03,777 Нам надо... Нам надо просто исправить всё самим.
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,577 Но как?
00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:07,877 Мы должны выследить этих ребят. Раньше, чем это сделает полиция.
00:09:13,658 --> 00:09:17,658 Товарищи, боюсь, что ситуация ужасающая.
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,658 Экономика загнивает и умирает.
00:09:19,658 --> 00:09:21,788 Очень скоро Россия-матушка...
00:09:22,568 --> 00:09:24,368 перестанет существовать как государство.
00:09:24,668 --> 00:09:26,668 Господин президент, вас к телефону!
00:09:26,668 --> 00:09:32,638 Ещё один богатый американец хочет полететь в космос!
00:09:33,538 --> 00:09:36,138 Алло? Алло, это президент России.
00:09:36,638 --> 00:09:38,298 Привет. Меня зовут Кайл.
00:09:38,588 --> 00:09:40,638 Я слышал, что в вашей стране за деньги людям разрешают летать в космос?
00:09:40,638 --> 00:09:40,778 Да, именно так! Я слышал, что в вашей стране за деньги людям разрешают летать в космос?
00:09:40,778 --> 00:09:42,988 Да, именно так!
00:09:43,038 --> 00:09:44,088 Что конкретно вас интересует?
00:09:44,788 --> 00:09:47,148 Хочу заказать один полёт на Луну, если можно. Прямо сейчас.
00:09:47,648 --> 00:09:51,648 На Луну? Путешествие будет не близким, но я уверен, что мы сможем это устроить!
00:09:51,648 --> 00:09:53,358 Вы сможете! Офигеть!
00:09:53,558 --> 00:09:55,658 Похоже, что мы договорились!
00:09:55,658 --> 00:09:59,358 Нам потребуется примерно двадцать миллионов долларов.
00:10:00,658 --> 00:10:04,788 Двадцать... миллионов? Вы что, спятили? У нас нет таких денег.
00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:06,468 ...Что?
00:10:06,668 --> 00:10:10,468 Но вы должны понять: у нас тут кит, которого надо вернуть на Луну к семье.
00:10:11,668 --> 00:10:14,638 Чёрт побери, опять розыгрыш!
00:10:14,638 --> 00:10:18,338 Поцелуй меня в жопу, Джордж Буш! Это не смешно!
00:10:18,638 --> 00:10:20,638 Что там произошло? - Они хотят двадцать миллионов.
00:10:20,638 --> 00:10:23,638 Двадцать миллионов? Чтобы просто полететь на эту сраную Луну?
00:10:23,638 --> 00:10:25,648 И это всё? Это весь ваш план?
00:10:25,648 --> 00:10:27,648 Попросить русских запустить кита в космос?
00:10:27,648 --> 00:10:29,648 Ну, они же собирались отправить того парня из N'Sync.
00:10:29,648 --> 00:10:31,648 Господи Боже, что ж нам теперь делать?!
00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:34,658 Вот что, наверняка должны быть другие страны Третьего мира с космическими агенствами.
00:10:34,658 --> 00:10:37,658 Нам надо разделиться и найти вариант подешевле, вот и всё.
00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:40,058 К тому же мы больше не можем держать кита здесь, его могут увидеть!
00:10:41,658 --> 00:10:45,668 Любимец публики, дрессированный кит-косатка был похищен из Денверского океанариума.
00:10:45,668 --> 00:10:47,258 Уже ведётся следствие,
00:10:47,268 --> 00:10:51,788 и главное - в процессе поиска преступников не допускать волоКИТы.
00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:54,678 Спасибо, Том. Я веду репортаж из Денверского океанариума,
00:10:54,678 --> 00:10:58,838 где, хотите верьте, хотите нет, десятки людей собрались, чтобы поддержать похитителей кита,
00:10:58,838 --> 00:10:59,938 кем бы они ни были.
00:11:00,638 --> 00:11:04,638 Всё правильно. Мы - члены Фронта Освобождения Животных!
00:11:04,638 --> 00:11:07,648 Китам не место в бассейнах, их место - в океане!
00:11:07,648 --> 00:11:09,648 Мы приветствуем совершивших этот благородный поступок!
00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:13,648 Свободу китам! - Свободу китам!
00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:15,228 Одно можно сказать определённо:
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:18,658 кто-то здесь явно пытается ловить РЫБКУ в мутной воде. Том?
00:11:18,658 --> 00:11:18,858 Спасибо Митч. Так вот, оказывается, где СОБАКА зарыта! кто-то здесь явно пытается ловить РЫБКУ в мутной воде. Том?
00:11:18,858 --> 00:11:23,358 Спасибо Митч. Так вот, оказывается, где СОБАКА зарыта!
00:11:25,658 --> 00:11:27,568 Будем надеяться, что кита найдут.
00:11:30,268 --> 00:11:33,268 Плохи наши дела, старик. Как мы узнаем, тот ли это город, где нужно искать?
00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:36,268 Да успокойся, наконец! Тот пацан сказал, что они из Саут-Парка.
00:11:36,268 --> 00:11:39,238 Мы просто обойдём все дома. Ты захватил рисунок, который мы сделали?
00:11:39,638 --> 00:11:41,238 Да. - Тогда вперёд!
00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:44,238 Давай ты будешь прочёсывать дома с левой стороны, а я -
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:46,388 Минуточку. Посмотри-ка туда!
00:11:47,238 --> 00:11:48,388 Пошли!
00:11:50,789 --> 00:11:51,509 О Господи, погляди-ка!
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:53,950 Китовое дерьмо.
00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:55,910 Мы уже близко к цели. Совсем близко!
00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,250 Чем могу помочь?
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,960 Ой... З-здравствуйте, мэм. Мы проверяем ваш бассейн.
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,160 А... Ой... З-здравствуйте, мэм. Мы проверяем ваш бассейн.
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:01,960 А...
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,960 Вы раньше никогда не замечали китов в своём бассейне?
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:06,960 Нет, не думаю.
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,970 Но нас пару дней не было в городе, а вернувшись, мы увидели, что забор сломан.
00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,470 Думаете, кто-то им пользовался?
00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:16,240 Мэм, вам не знаком никто из этих ребят?
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,340 Этот толстяк в середине ...
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,640 вроде напоминает Дакоту Фэннинг.
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:29,940 Извините, господа, но у меня там плита без присмотра.
00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:32,950 Мы опоздали. Они уже уехали в другой город!
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:33,950 Это ещё неизвестно!
00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,950 Если они уехали, нам их уже не найти!
00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:37,950 Это расплата, Брайан! Расплата!
00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:40,960 За то, что мы пугали детей их голыми папашами, жаждущими их избить!
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,960 За саму мысль о том, что е...ть детям мозги было так смешно!
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,960 Но это БЫЛО смешно! Это было смешно, Боб!
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,960 И это снова будет смешно, клянусь тебе!
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,960 Если бы пацаны увезли кита отсюда, мы встретили бы их по дороге!
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,970 Говорю тебе, мы уже близко! И это будет смешно!
00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:59,922 Кайл, бубочка, мы с Айком идём на нового "Гарри Поттера". Пойдёшь с нами?
00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:01,882 Не могу, мама. Мы работаем над проектом для школы
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,892 Ну ладно. Да, если твои друзья проголодаются, пицца в холодильнике
00:13:05,892 --> 00:13:07,692 Хорошо, мам, спасибо!
00:13:07,892 --> 00:13:08,892 Может, его лучше опять в воду положить?
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:11,292 Киты - млекопитающие: им для дыхания вода не нужна, дебил.
00:13:11,672 --> 00:13:12,902 Точно, его просто надо постоянно увлажнять.
00:13:12,902 --> 00:13:16,902 Да, да. Алло? Это мистер Су-ги-яма, Японское космическое агенство?
00:13:16,902 --> 00:13:19,902 Сколько стоит отправить кита в космос?
00:13:19,902 --> 00:13:23,512 Н-нет, не в качестве пищи для космонавтов, мы хотим, чтобы вы отправили его на Луну.
00:13:23,912 --> 00:13:26,612 Сколько? Господи Иисусе! Не вешайте трубку...
00:13:26,912 --> 00:13:29,912 Алло? Джимми, есть успехи с китайским посольством?
00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:33,922 К-китайцы готовы отправить кого-либо в космос за д-десять миллионов долларов.
00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:36,242 Десять миллионов? Немцы и то меньше просили!
00:13:36,322 --> 00:13:40,922 Да. Мы им это с-сказали, а они послали нас н-на х...й.
00:13:40,922 --> 00:13:42,932 Чёрт! Скажи, что нам делать, Виллзиак!
00:13:42,932 --> 00:13:44,892 Как нам доставить тебя домой?
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:47,042 С тех пор как мы привезли его сюда, он ни словом не обмолвился.
00:13:47,692 --> 00:13:49,892 Точно... Видать, совсем ему худо.
00:13:49,892 --> 00:13:51,892 Держись, Виллзиак. Не всё ещё потеряно.
00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:55,442 Стэну и Крэйгу ещё может повезти с Мексиканским космическим центром.
00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,042 У мексиканцев тоже есть космический центр?
00:14:07,451 --> 00:14:13,651 Извините, как нам найти Mexican Aeronautica y Spacia Administracion?
00:14:14,451 --> 00:14:15,861 Alla. - Спасибо.
00:14:18,588 --> 00:14:20,588 Это Мексиканское агенство по космонавтике?
00:14:20,673 --> 00:14:22,673 Космос, si. Лети.
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:25,843 У космического агенства есть ракеты, способные долететь до Луны?
00:14:25,943 --> 00:14:27,763 Летети, si, sumi.
00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,593 Рокета лунар?
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:34,143 Эта ракета полетит на Луну?
00:14:34,643 --> 00:14:36,653 Si, лети.
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:39,153 На Луну? - Si.
00:14:39,653 --> 00:14:43,553 Нам нужно кое-что отправить на Луну. Сколько это будет стоить?
00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:45,653 Двести.
00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:47,663 Двести? Миллионов?
00:14:47,663 --> 00:14:49,663 Двести... долларов.
00:14:49,663 --> 00:14:51,263 Живо звони Кайлу!
00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:57,673 Здравствуйте, мэм.
00:14:57,673 --> 00:15:01,893 Учительница в школе узнала в этом мальчике вашего сына.
00:15:05,718 --> 00:15:08,570 Да, точно, это мой бубочка. Рисунок, правда, убогий какой-то.
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:11,826 Мэм, нам надо поговорить с вашим сыном. Очень срочно!
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,876 Мне очень жаль, но он уже уехал и сейчас направляется в Мексику.
00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:15,876 В Мексику?
00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:18,226 Д-да. В рамках школьного проекта
00:15:18,226 --> 00:15:18,486 он помогает одноклассникам отвезти в Тихуану два рояля, Д-да. В рамках школьного проекта
00:15:18,486 --> 00:15:21,726 он помогает одноклассникам отвезти в Тихуану два рояля,
00:15:21,736 --> 00:15:23,886 пожертвованных нуждающимся школьникам.
00:15:23,886 --> 00:15:25,863 Мой бубочка такой заботливый.
00:15:25,863 --> 00:15:25,886 О Боже... - По какому шоссе они поехали? Мой бубочка такой заботливый.
00:15:25,886 --> 00:15:28,773 О Боже... - По какому шоссе они поехали?
00:15:30,409 --> 00:15:32,300 Побыстрее, чувак, нам надо успеть на ракету.
00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:36,047 Держись, Виллзиак. Держись, дружище.
00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:42,670 Поторапливайся!
00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:44,551 Быстрее никак не могу.
00:15:45,881 --> 00:15:48,681 Держись, Виллзиак. Скоро уже будем в Мексике!
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,601 О дьявольщина! Что это?
00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:56,851 Так, всем выйти из машины!
00:15:56,851 --> 00:15:58,851 Не понял, что за хрень?!
00:15:58,851 --> 00:16:00,861 Вы везёте краденого кита!
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:01,861 Краденого?
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,861 Вы ведь сказали мне, что выиграли этого кита в "Пицца-Хат"!
00:16:04,861 --> 00:16:06,061 Замели...
00:16:07,861 --> 00:16:08,861 Выходи, пацан.
00:16:08,861 --> 00:16:10,871 Мужики, я ничего об этом не знал.
00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:13,871 Если поможешь погрузить кита в наш грузовик, мы никому ничего не расскажем.
00:16:14,471 --> 00:16:16,871 Вы не понимаете! Виллзиак - с Луны!
00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:18,871 Он погибнет, если мы немедленно не вернём его домой!
00:16:19,571 --> 00:16:22,881 Виллзиак, ты должен что-нибудь сказать! Ну давай же, родной, надо!
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:24,581 Я знаю, что тебе плохо, но ты ведь можешь!
00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:27,881 Послушай, парень, нам придётся открыть тебе один секрет.
00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:31,891 Что здесь происходит?
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,851 Твою мать!
00:16:32,851 --> 00:16:34,851 Ну, сейчас нам влетит...
00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:36,851 Эй... Это же похищеный кит!
00:16:36,851 --> 00:16:38,851 Всем лечь на землю! Быстро!
00:16:38,851 --> 00:16:40,851 Нет! Прошу вас, нам надо ехать!
00:16:40,851 --> 00:16:42,861 Никуда вы не поедете! Вы по уши влипли!
00:16:42,861 --> 00:16:45,861 Но... мы были так близко...
00:16:45,861 --> 00:16:47,861 Прости, Виллзиак. Мы старались.
00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:50,871 Сказано было - лечь на землю! Пошевеливайся!
00:16:52,871 --> 00:16:54,871 Оставьте детей в покое, сволочи!
00:16:54,871 --> 00:16:57,871 Фронт Освобождения Животных!
00:16:57,871 --> 00:16:59,471 Бросай оружие, живо!
00:16:59,571 --> 00:17:02,881 Мальчики пытаются вернуть кита домой! Вам их не остановить!
00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:05,881 Точно! Ура!
00:17:05,881 --> 00:17:07,881 Этот кит принадлежит океанариуму!
00:17:07,881 --> 00:17:09,881 Он принадлежит своей семье!
00:17:09,881 --> 00:17:10,881 Правильно!
00:17:10,881 --> 00:17:12,891 Я сказал - бросай оружие! ЖИВО!
00:17:12,891 --> 00:17:14,951 Свободу китам!
00:17:18,851 --> 00:17:20,851 Господи Боже мой!
00:17:22,851 --> 00:17:25,001 Свободу китам, уё...ок!
00:17:26,861 --> 00:17:27,861 Куда вы собираетесь везти кита?
00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:28,861 В Тихуану, Мексика!
00:17:28,861 --> 00:17:30,861 Самое то. Великолепно!
00:17:30,861 --> 00:17:34,871 Выпустим его на свободу в нейтральных водах. Я поведу машину.
00:17:34,871 --> 00:17:37,471 Ты уже на пути домой, Виллзиак!
00:17:39,871 --> 00:17:42,621 Майк? Майк?!
00:17:43,871 --> 00:17:46,881 Это... было... не смешно...
00:17:47,481 --> 00:17:50,881 Не говори так, Майк. Это было смешно.
00:17:50,881 --> 00:17:52,881 Просто в этот раз не очень смешно получилось.
00:17:52,881 --> 00:17:55,851 А во всех остальных случаях было смешно, Майк!
00:17:55,851 --> 00:17:57,351 Всё-таки было смешно!
00:17:57,851 --> 00:17:59,851 Сорок пятый, приём...
00:17:59,851 --> 00:18:02,851 Похищенный кит... направляется в Тихуану...
00:18:02,851 --> 00:18:05,061 Кит в Тихуану!
00:18:10,861 --> 00:18:12,861 Они уже в пути, Мануэль. Ракеты успеют подготовить?
00:18:12,861 --> 00:18:14,371 Si, лети.
00:18:16,871 --> 00:18:18,871 Смотрите! Мексиканская граница!
00:18:18,871 --> 00:18:20,071 О Господи, они уже здесь!
00:18:20,871 --> 00:18:22,871 Все по местам!
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,881 Ага! Попались!
00:18:27,681 --> 00:18:29,181 Держитесь, ребята.
00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:32,691 Пресвятая Богородица!
00:18:36,891 --> 00:18:38,151 Взять их!
00:18:43,151 --> 00:18:43,951 Виллзиак, кажется, мы приехали.
00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:46,251 Спускайте пандус! Всё уже готово!
00:18:46,351 --> 00:18:47,661 Будет сделано, парень!
00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:53,861 Не дайте им выпустить кита в воду!
00:18:54,861 --> 00:18:57,871 Кайл, всё уже готово! Выпускай Виллзиака в воду!
00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,871 Давайте, пацаны!
00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,871 А ну стоять!
00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:04,381 Поторопитесь, ребята! Их мы берём на себя!
00:19:09,254 --> 00:19:11,854 Погодите. Секундочку.
00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:16,754 Похоже... пора... прощаться, Виллзиак.
00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:22,683 Я буду скучать по тебе.
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:30,483 Не забывай обо мне, ладно?
00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:32,593 Я тебя никогда не забуду.
00:19:36,493 --> 00:19:38,593 Твою мать! У них подкрепление!
00:19:39,284 --> 00:19:41,294 В воду его!
00:19:42,294 --> 00:19:44,294 Прощай, Виллзиак!
00:19:46,294 --> 00:19:48,594 Плыви же, могучий кит! Ты свободен!
00:19:49,494 --> 00:19:51,404 Давай, Мануэль, жми.
00:19:51,804 --> 00:19:53,704 Стойте! Это мой кит!
00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:57,304 Боюсь, вы опоздали! Кит уже отпущен на волю.
00:19:57,304 --> 00:19:58,304 Нет!
00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:02,244 Теперь вы убедились, что ваша страсть к порабощению и угнетению животных
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:03,724 никогда не будет вознаграждена!
00:20:04,274 --> 00:20:06,834 По крайней мере пока есть дети, которые всё ещё верят
00:20:06,844 --> 00:20:10,174 в красоту и волшебство свободы.
00:20:10,274 --> 00:20:14,604 Потому что кому как не детям, чистым и неиспорченным,
00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:18,424 знать, что для нашего мира будет лучше всего.
00:20:31,294 --> 00:20:32,524 О Боже!
00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:39,424 Мы сделали это! - Ура!
00:20:52,274 --> 00:20:53,554 Спасибо, что подбросил, Мануэль.
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:55,134 Si, пока.
00:20:56,284 --> 00:20:59,084 Ну, до встречи, пацаны. Мне надо успеть домой, пока родители не проснулись.
00:20:59,184 --> 00:20:59,974 Ага, мне тоже.
00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:01,794 Ладно. Спасибо за помощь, чуваки.
00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:07,704 Вот мы и сделали это, ребята. Было нелегко, но...
00:21:07,804 --> 00:21:09,424 мы сделали нечто потрясающее.
00:21:09,424 --> 00:21:12,004 Да уж, я сейчас так офигенно себя чувствую.
00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:18,204 Интересно... вернётся ли он когда-нибудь, чтобы повидать нас?
00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:19,244 Не знаю.
00:21:19,254 --> 00:21:21,904 Но по крайней мере отныне, каждый раз, глядя на луну,
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,464 мы будем знать, что Виллзиак там,
00:21:23,464 --> 00:21:25,764 танцует с другими зиподами в своём замке.

00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,430 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,098 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,481 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,484 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,988 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:36,662 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:40,249 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:44,545 ANNOUNCER: And now Jambu is gonna give you all a big wave!
00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,131 [ Water splashing, audience murmuring ]
00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,134 I'm all wet! Sweet!
00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,927 Dude, Jambu is the best!
00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:55,306 ANNOUNCER: Now get ready for Jambu's next trick.
00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:59,018 [ Laughs ] I'm totally wet!
00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:00,102 This is awesome!
00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:03,314 How about that, folks? A full body flip!
00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:05,149 And now Kelly's gonna show us
00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,401 how she makes Jambu do his tricks.
00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,612 When Kelly slaps her hand three times,
00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,113 Jambu comes to her.
00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:15,785 Jambu will stay and wait until Kelly gives him a command.
00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:21,457 Oh, what trick are we gonna see? Get those cameras ready.
00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,167 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:27,338 That's Kelly riding on Jambu's nose!
00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:29,632 I wish Kelly would ride on <i>my</i> nose.
00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,467 [ Both snickering ]
00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:35,596 Yes! Yes!
00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,182 ANNOUNCER: We hope you enjoyed Jambu's orca show.
00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:41,977 And enjoy the rest of your day at Denver Sea Park...
00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,979 you bunch of retards.
00:01:44,105 --> 00:01:45,731 [ Laughs ]
00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,110 Okay. Where to next?
00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,820 I think there's a sea lion show at 2:30.
00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:53,572 Let's just stay here and watch the whale swim around some more.
00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:54,990 - Why? - Dude, everyone's leaving!
00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:57,201 We can walk right up to the tank and really study him.
00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,410 Kyle, the show is over.
00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,830 The whale isn't gonna splash us anymore, so who cares?
00:02:00,955 --> 00:02:01,872 Let's go see the stingrays,
00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,415 and then we can go to the sea lion show.
00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:04,250 Killer.
00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:05,584 I'll meet up with you guys in a little bit.
00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:06,794 I want to hang out here some more.
00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,796 Okay, Kyle. We're gonna go get splashed some more.
00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,257 But if you want to go make love to the whale, that's fine.
00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,970 Jambu! Jambu!
00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,597 [ Tapping ]
00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,603 Cool! It works!
00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:25,771 Hey, Jambu.
00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,983 Hello, little boy.
00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,902 Do you like my flippers?
00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,487 [ Gasps ] Who said that?
00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,406 I did!
00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,158 No way.
00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,118 This is very exciting.
00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,829 Usually when I talk, nobody can hear me.
00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,622 Where are you from?
00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,666 South Park.
00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:48,335 It sure is nice to have somebody to talk to.
00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,671 Can't we talk more, please?
00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,923 What do you want to talk about?
00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,050 Let's talk about rocket ships.
00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:56,302 Rocket ships?
00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:58,679 Yeah! I love rockets.
00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:01,849 But I can't see them 'cause I'm stuck in this tank!
00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,976 [ Both snickering ]
00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,436 Shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,688 You know, some day,
00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,442 I wish that I could go up in space in a rocket ship.
00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,861 Why? Aren't you happy here?
00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,821 I try to be, but my dream
00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:19,200 is to one day blast off in a big rocket ship!
00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:21,035 This is amazing. Wait right here!
00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,163 I got to go tell my friends about this.
00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,789 [ Both laughing ]
00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:29,293 Oh, God! It's funny every single time.
00:03:30,586 --> 00:03:33,714 For those of you just joining us, this is the stingray tank.
00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,925 Stingrays are members of the shark family,
00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:37,718 but they are extremely peaceful creatures.
00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:41,430 We invite you to gently touch the top of them as they swim by.
00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,557 [ Chuckles ] Come on, stingray! Splash me!
00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,935 Hey, splash me!
00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,145 Dude, these things are dumb. Let's go.
00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,146 Hey, you guys!
00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,981 You guys! You're not gonna believe this!
00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:51,774 What?
00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:55,069 Dude, he talks. The orca whale talks.
00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,820 Mrph rmh mrph rmh rmh mrph rmphm?
00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:57,905 I went up to Jambu's tank,
00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,615 and I tapped three times like the trainer did.
00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,367 Jambu swam up and started talking to me
00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,077 about rocket ships.
00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,287 Come on! You got to check it out!
00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,249 Jambu! Jambu, I'm back!
00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,210 [ Tapping ]
00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,176 How are you feeling?
00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:22,096 [ Water bubbling ]
00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,014 Huh.
00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:27,268 Jambu, you want to talk about rocket ships?
00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,940 - [ Rock music playing ] - MAN: Multi-kill!
00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,400 [ Birds chirping ]
00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:36,110 J-Jambu?
00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,112 Are you still feeling lonely here?
00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,072 Kyle. Kyle. Let it go, man.
00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:41,240 He talked!
00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,742 I swear to Abraham he talked and he loves rocket ships.
00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,452 Dude, he's back! He's back!
00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:46,495 [ Laughs ]
00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,705 God damn it! Say something!
00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:50,916 Come on, guys. Let's leave Kyle with his stupid whale.
00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:54,211 Please don't call me stupid!
00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,755 Jambu! Jambu, why didn't you speak up before?
00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,425 I'm sorry. Sometimes I can't talk.
00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,886 It's because I'm very, very sick, you see.
00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:04,054 Sick?
00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,347 I don't believe it.
00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:09,310 Yes. Because I'm not used to the earth's atmosphere.
00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,937 You see, my name is actually Willzyx,
00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,856 and I'm from the moon!
00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,692 [ Both snickering ]
00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,360 The moon?
00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,780 That -- That's where all orca whales are from.
00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:26,201 If I don't get back to the moon, I'm going to die!
00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,620 You live on the moon?
00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,039 I used to.
00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,875 I wish I could return and dance in the Moon Castle
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,878 with my wife and three children again.
00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,838 Oh, my God.
00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,632 Why don't you just tell the people here at the sea park?
00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:42,051 I can't tell them
00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:45,429 because they're evil communists from the Horsehead Nebula.
00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,265 They want to kill all us zypods.
00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,309 So they keep us in these horrible tanks
00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,935 and make us perform!
00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,771 That's terrible!
00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,064 Dude! Dude, the boss is coming!
00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,066 Oh. Uh, sorry, boys.
00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,985 I can't talk anymore. I'm too sick.
00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,153 [ Coughs ]
00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:03,655 [ Straining ] Can't...talk...anymore.
00:06:03,781 --> 00:06:05,157 [ Coughs ]
00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,872 All right, guys. Listen up.
00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,374 This may sound a little strange,
00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:16,210 but the whale at the Denver Sea Park
00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:19,713 is going to die unless we get it to the moon.
00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,425 Okay. Let's do it!
00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,635 The whale's name is Willzyx,
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,470 and he told us he's dying on our planet.
00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,763 We've come up with a plan,
00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,848 but we're gonna need all your help to make it work.
00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:34,019 A whale...talked to you?
00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:34,812 It's true.
00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:36,230 The whale talked to all of us
00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,856 in between shows in his orca tank.
00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,526 Hey, that whale talked to me, too.
00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,777 After everyone left the show,
00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,612 I walked up to the glass, and he started talking.
00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,114 Well, why didn't you tell anybody?
00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,281 I thought I was crazy.
00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,534 He said my dad was gonna sneak into my room naked one night
00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:50,327 and beat me up.
00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,663 Well, you're not crazy. The whale talked to all of us.
00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,289 And he needs our help getting him home.
00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,166 So it's true.
00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,210 Nobody else is gonna help him, you guys.
00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,212 We've got a chance to do something pretty special.
00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,630 Are you with us?
00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,631 What do we do?
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,675 - Stan. - All right.
00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,009 In order to make our plan work,
00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:08,220 we're going to need the pool from Clyde's backyard,
00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,139 Timmy's wheelchair, the Russian government,
00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,850 and all of our skateboards.
00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,895 [ Whistling ]
00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:23,277 [ Motor humming ]
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:25,404 TIMMY: [ Whispering ] Timmy.
00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,867 [ Whistling ]
00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,580 Craig, Token, get the slings ready.
00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:36,707 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,420 Shh. Willzyx, don't say anything.
00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,964 We're gonna bust you out of here.
00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,179 Dude, did you see that episode of "Trading Spouses" last night?
00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:51,180 That was insane.
00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,307 Yeah. Whoa. What the hell?
00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,020 How could you not have seen anything?!
00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,646 It's a whale, for Christ's sake!
00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,649 It must have been taken while I was going to the bathroom.
00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,651 Were you in there for three hours?!
00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,111 Don't yell at me!
00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,488 What happened?
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:10,115 Somebody kidnapped Jambu. Took him right out of the park.
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,700 What? How?
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,369 - I don't know! - All right, people.
00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:15,621 It's obvious we're dealing with
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,706 a highly intelligent animal rights group.
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,125 Those bastards have done things like this before.
00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,835 Sir! Sir! We found a note!
00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,129 A note? Let me see that.
00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:27,466 "We're taking Willzyx home to the moon.
00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,552 Long live the zypods."
00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,429 [ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,972 What the hell does that mean?
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,724 Harris, run a fingerprint check on that note.
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,018 Nelson, find out what kind of crayon it was written with.
00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,729 We'll find out who was responsible for this.
00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,483 We have to tell them.
00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:45,901 We know what those boys look like!
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,236 We can't tell them!
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,820 They're gonna think this is all our fault.
00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,322 It <i>is</i> all our fault!
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,449 How were we supposed to know they were gonna actually do it?
00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,700 I shouldn't have laughed.
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,619 All those times you messed with those kids' heads,
00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,454 I shouldn't have just sat there and laughed.
00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,665 Don't you say that! It was funny!
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,041 It was really funny!
00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,044 We've just -- We've just got to make this right ourselves.
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:04,962 How?
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:08,340 We've got to track down those kids before the police do.
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,969 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:17,641 Comrades, I'm afraid our situation is dire.
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,102 The economy is stale and dying.
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:25,065 Very soon Mother Russia will no longer be a country.
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,234 Sir! Sir! Somebody is on telephone!
00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,320 Another rich American wants to fly to space!
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,283 Hello?
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,702 Hello? This is Russian president.
00:09:36,827 --> 00:09:38,453 Hi. My name's Kyle.
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:41,164 I understand that your country flies people to space for money.
00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,041 Yes, we certainly do.
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,376 What were you looking for?
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,379 I need to book one trip to the moon, please, right away.
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,630 The moon?
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,675 That is quite large trip, but I'm sure we can do it!
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,176 You can? Awesome!
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,679 Then it sounds like we are in business!
00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:59,641 We will just need, say, $20 million.
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,228 $20 million? Are you nuts?
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,188 We don't have that kind of money.
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,523 What?
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:07,733 But you need to understand.
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,318 We have a whale that needs to get back
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,153 to his family on the moon.
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,823 God damn it. It is prank call again!
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,493 Kiss my ass, George Bush! This is not funny!
00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,620 What happened?
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,288 They want $20 million.
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,707 $20 million? Just to go to the dumb moon?
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,917 That was it? That was your guys' whole plan?
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,794 Ask the Russians to take the whale to space?
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,755 They were gonna do it for that 'Nsync guy.
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,215 Oh, Jesus! Now what are we gonna do?
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,134 There's got to be other third-world countries
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,135 with space programs.
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,512 We've got to split up and find someplace cheaper.
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,181 We can't keep the whale out here anymore.
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,141 People are gonna see it.
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,435 A beloved performing orca whale
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,687 has been stolen from the Denver Sea Park.
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,439 A full investigation is under way,
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,191 but tracking down the kidnappers
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,277 is proving to be one <i>whale</i> of a problem.
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,362 Thanks, Tom!
00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,031 I'm here at the Denver Sea Park, where, believe it or not,
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,367 dozens of people have come to show support
00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,868 for whoever took the whale.
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,953 - Yeah! That's right! - That's right.
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,373 We are members of the Animal Liberation Front.
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,626 Whales do not belong in tanks. They belong in the ocean.
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,003 We applaud whoever did this noble deed.
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,129 Set the whales free!
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,714 - Set the whales free! - Set the whales free!
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:13,840 Free!
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,342 One thing is for certain --
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,387 Something is certainly <i>fishy</i> here at the sea park.
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:19,471 - Tom? - Thanks, Mitch.
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,809 It seems that this problem is almost <i>unbearable.</i>
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:28,063 Let's hope that whale is found.
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,149 This is so bad, man.
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,026 How do we even know this is the right town to look in?
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,194 Will you relax?
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,946 Those kids said they were from South Park.
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,572 We've just got to go door to door.
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,282 Do you have the composite sketch we did?
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,784 - Yeah. - Let's go.
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,453 Maybe you should start with the houses on the left,
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,330 - and I'll take -- - Wait a minute. Check that out.
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,542 Come on!
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,170 Oh, my God! Look!
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,547 Whale poo.
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,507 We're close. We're really close!
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,801 Can I help you?
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,428 Oh. Hello, ma'am.
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,346 We're just here to examine your pool.
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,347 Oh.
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,392 Have you noticed any whales in your pool at all?
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,227 No, I don't believe so.
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,062 But we've been out of town for a couple of days
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,106 and came back to find the fence broken.
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,858 Do you think somebody's been using it?
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:16,403 Ma'am, do you recognize any of these boys?
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,244 The fat one in the middle...
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,788 kind of looks like Dakota Fanning.
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,708 Excuse me, gentlemen. I have to get back to the oven.
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,961 We're too late. They moved on to another town!
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,004 We don't know that.
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,922 If they moved on, then we have no leads.
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,382 This is fate, Brian.
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,425 It's fate --
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,927 for telling kids their naked dads were gonna beat them up,
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,596 for thinking that screwing with kids was funny!
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,930 It <i>was</i> funny!
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,515 It was funny, Mike.
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,267 And it will be funny again, I swear to you.
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,810 If those boys took the whale out of here,
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,520 we would've seen them on the road.
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:51,897 I'm telling you, we're close.
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,483 It's going to be funny.
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,029 Kyle, boubbie, we're taking Ike to the new Harry Potter movie.
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,947 - Want to join us? - I can't, Ma.
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,449 We're working on our school project!
00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,827 There's pizza in the fridge if you and your friends get hungry.
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,287 Okay, Ma. Thanks!
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,080 Shouldn't we get him back in the water?
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,583 Whales are mammals. They don't need water to breathe, dumb-ass.
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,002 - We just have to keep him wet. - Yes? Yes, hello.
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,380 Is this Mr. Sugiyama with the Japanese space program?
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,133 How much to take a whale into space?
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,885 N-No, we don't want you to eat the whale.
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,637 We want you to send it to the moon.
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,764 How much?! Jesus Christ!
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,849 Uh, hang on. Hello?
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,018 Jimmy, any luck at the Chinese embassy?
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,312 The Ch-- Chinese will take someone to space
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,772 for $10 million.
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:34,815 $10 million?!
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,441 That's more than the Germans want!
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,526 Yeah, we told them that,
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,737 a-and they told us to go f-fruck ourselves.
00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,988 Damn it!
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,533 Tell me what to do, Willzyx. How do we get you home?
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,369 He hasn't said a word since we brought him here.
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,330 Yeah. He must be really sick.
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,249 Hang on, Willzyx. There's still hope.
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:53,708 Stan and Craig might still have luck
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,710 with the space program down in Mexico.
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:58,463 Mexico has a space program?
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,216 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,266 Uh, excuse me. We're looking for the...
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:13,770 Mexican aeronáutica espacio administración.
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,647 - Allá. - Thanks.
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,819 Is this the Mexican space program?
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,238 Space, sí. Fly.
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,073 Does the Mexican space program have rockets
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,533 that can go to the moon?
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,451 Claro. Sígame.
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,789 El rocket lunar.
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,083 This rocket will fly to the moon?
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,252 Sí, fly.
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,461 To the moon?
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,754 Sí.
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,756 We want to take something to the moon.
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,258 How much would that cost?
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,719 Oh, uh...200.
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,345 200? Million?
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,307 200 dollars.
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,142 Quick. Call Kyle.
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,270 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,522 Hello, ma'am.
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,441 Uh, the teacher over at the school
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,277 said she recognized this boy to be your son.
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,449 Oh, yes. That's my boubbie.
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,909 Kind of a bad drawing, though.
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,702 Ma'am, we need to talk to your son, please.
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,995 It's very urgent.
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,496 I'm sorry. He just left.
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,873 He's on his way to Mexico.
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,207 - Mexico?! - Mexico?!
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,042 Yes!
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,501 As part of a school project,
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,838 he's helping his class move two donated grand pianos
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,965 to needy schoolchildren in Tijuana.
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,884 My little boubbie is very caring.
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,052 Oh, my God.
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,137 Which highway did they take?!
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,891 Hurry it up, dude. We've got a rocket to catch.
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:36,227 Hang on, Willzyx. Hang on, buddy.
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,272 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,734 We have to hurry!
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,527 I'm going as fast as I can.
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,865 Hang on, Willzyx. We'll be in Mexico soon.
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,450 Oh, hamburgers! What is that?
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,661 [ Tires screech ]
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:56,498 All right. Out of the truck.
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,499 Uh-oh.
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,833 What the hell is going on?
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,919 You're carrying a stolen whale.
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:01,962 Stolen?
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:05,048 You kids told me you won that whale at Pizza Hut!
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,424 We're busted.
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,717 Aah!
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:08,843 Come on out, kid.
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,804 Look, I didn't know nothing about this.
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,639 Just help us get the whale into our truck,
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,474 and we'll all keep quiet about this.
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,851 You don't understand! Willzyx is from the moon.
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,145 He'll die if we don't get him back now!
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,897 Willzyx, you have to talk.
00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:22,482 Come on, boy. You have to.
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,609 I know you're sick, but you can do it.
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,153 Look, kid, we need to tell you a little secret.
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,280 [ Siren wails ]
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,533 What's going on here?
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,701 Oh, crap.
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,703 Oh, now we're gonna get it.
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,997 Hey. That's the stolen whale!
00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,915 Everyone down on the ground! Now!
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,875 No! Please! We have to go!
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,253 You're not going anywhere! You're in a lot of trouble!
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,755 But we were so close.
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,258 I'm sorry, Willzyx. We tried.
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,176 We said down on the ground, kid. Move it!
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,678 [ Gunshots ]
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,098 Leave those kids alone, you bastards.
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,683 Animal Liberation Front!
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:57,851 [ Cheering ]
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,436 Put down that weapon now!
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,438 These boys are trying to get that whale home.
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,189 You're not gonna stop them.
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,315 All right!
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,817 - Yeah! - Yeah! Great! All right!
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,861 That whale belongs to a sea park.
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,822 - It belongs with its family! - That's right!
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,782 I said drop the gun now!
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,076 - Save the whales! - [ Gunfire ]
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,078 [ Groans ]
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,373 Jesus! Oh, God!
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,542 [ Grunting ]
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,003 Save the whales, mother[bleep]
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,048 Where are you taking the whale?
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,174 Tijuana, Mexico.
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,717 Of course! Brilliant!
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,385 Release it in international waters.
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:34,179 I'll drive the truck.
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,723 You're going home, Willzyx.
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,895 Mike? Mike?
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,646 [ Coughs ]
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:47,650 It...wasn't...funny.
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,319 [ Voice breaking ] Don't say that, Mike.
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:50,779 It <i>was</i> funny.
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,156 It just wasn't that funny this time.
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,617 All the other times were still funny, Mike!
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,285 They were still funny!
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,496 [ Weakly ] 45 to dispatch.
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,999 The stolen whale... heading to Tijuana.
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,335 Whale to Tijuana! Bleh!
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,046 [ Speaking Spanish ]
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,215 [ Speaking Spanish ]
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,634 They're on their way, Manuel. Is the rocket gonna be ready?
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,469 Sí, fly.
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,473 Look! The Mexican border!
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,059 Oh, Jesus. They're here!
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,936 Hold your positions.
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,398 Ha! We got them!
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,025 Hang on, boys.
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,318 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,403 Mary, mother of God.
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:35,281 [ Indistinct shouting ]
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,284 Get them!
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,332 Willzyx, I think we're here.
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,417 Back down the ramp! It's all rigged to go!
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,086 You got it, kid.
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,675 Don't let them get that whale in the water!
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:58,012 Kyle, it's all set to go! Just get Willzyx into the water!
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,597 Come on, guys!
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:01,850 Stop right now!
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,726 Hurry, boys. We'll take care of them.
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,647 [All grunting ]
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,401 Hang on. Hold on a second.
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:17,657 I guess -- I guess this is goodbye, Willzyx.
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,662 [ Voice breaking ] I'm gonna miss you.
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:27,417 [ Sniffles ]
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,878 Hey, don't forget me, okay?
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,047 I won't forget you. [ Sniffles ]
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:37,886 Oh, crap! There's more of them!
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,304 [ Tires screech ]
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,014 Get him in the water!
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,392 Goodbye, Willzyx!
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,311 [ Cheering ]
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:49,105 Swim, mighty whale. You're free!
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,649 Okay, Manuel. Hit it.
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,651 Stop! That is <i>my</i> whale!
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:56,779 I'm afraid you're too late. The whale's been set free.
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:57,780 No!
00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,617 Now you see that your ways of captivity
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,661 and exploiting animals will never prevail --
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,705 not as long as there are children like these
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:10,126 who still believe in the beauty and the magic of freedom.
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:11,753 For it is children,
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,547 with their innocence and their spirit,
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,926 who know what is truly best for all the world.
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,969 [ Rumbling ]
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,148 Oh, my God!
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,235 We did it!
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,903 [ Cheering ]
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,740 [ Mariachi music plays ]
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,952 [ Rumbling in distance ]
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,706 [ Chuckles weakly ]
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,628 Thanks for the ride, Manuel.
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,838 Sí, fly.
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,090 Well, see ya, fellas.
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,008 I got to get home before my parents wake up.
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,260 - Yeah. Me too. - All right.
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,470 Thanks for your help, dudes.
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,266 - [ Down-tempo music plays ] - Well, we did it, guys.
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:09,102 It wasn't easy, but we did a really amazing thing.
00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:12,480 Yeah. I feel pretty awesome right now.
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,608 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,027 I wonder if he'll ever come back and visit us.
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,320 I don't know.
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,739 But at least from now on, every time we look at the moon,
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,283 we can know that Willzyx is up there,
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:27,370 dancing with the other zypods in his castle.
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,747 [ Music stops ]

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