Рыжие дети

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Pluto is also the furthest

planet from the sun,

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though scientists believe

more planets may lie beyond it.

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I hope you enjoyed my report

on the solar system.

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Thank you.

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Okay. Very nice, Token.

Thank you.

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Okay. Looks like we only have

time for one more speech today.

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So let's have, uh, Eric.

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Thank you, Mrs. Garrison.

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My speech is entitled

"Ginger Kids:

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Children With Red Hair,

Light Skin, and Freckles."

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We've all seen them

on the playground,

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at the store,

walking on the streets.

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They creep us out and make us

feel sick to our stomachs.

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I'm talking, of course,

about ginger kids.

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Oh, sick!

Gross!

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Ginger kids are born

with a disease

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which causes very light skin,

red hair, and freckles.

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Oh, nasty!

Yuck!

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This disease is called

gingervitis,

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and it occurs because

ginger kids have no souls.

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What?

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Kids who have gingervitis

cannot be cured.

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Oh, sick!

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Gross!

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Yuck!

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Because their skin

is so light,

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ginger kids must avoid the sun,

not unlike...

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vampires.

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- Ohh!

- Ohh!

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That's not true, fat-ass.

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I have red hair, and

I don't have to avoid the sun.

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I was getting to that,

if you'll let me.

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Some people have red hair

but not light skin and freckles.

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These people are called

daywalkers.

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Ooh!

Daywalkers!

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This is all a bunch of crap!

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Mrs. Garrison, I'm really

having a difficult time

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with all these interruptions.

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Kyle, let Eric give

his presentation.

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It's not a presentation.

It's a hate speech!

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People aren't creeped out

by gingers.

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I am.

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Kyle, if you want to debate

Eric,

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you can do so

with your paper tomorrow.

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Fine!

I will!

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Fine! In the meantime, shut

your goddamn daywalker mouth!

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Let's see. Where was I?

Oh, yes.

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Like vampires,

the ginger gene is a curse,

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and unless we work to rid

the earth of that curse,

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the gingers could envelop our

lives in blackness for all time.

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It is time that we all admit

to ourselves

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that gingers are vile

and disgusting.

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In conclusion,

I will leave you with this --

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If you think that the ginger

problem is not a serious one...

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...think again.

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Stupid supremist ass-wipe!

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- Dude, what's the big deal?

- What's the big deal?!

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Don't you understand what

ignorant prejudice can lead to?

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I have to disprove

Cartman's hateful rumors.

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Do you know any red-haired,

freckled kids?

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What about the Foley family?

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I think they're all ginger.

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Hello?

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Hey, I'm giving

a speech tomorrow

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about people with red hair

and freckles.

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Can I just ask you

a few questions?

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Sure.

Come on in.

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Mom, Dad, these boys

want to know about us.

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What?

Well, hello there, kids.

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We came to learn the facts

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about people with red hair,

light skin, and freckles.

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Oh. Gingers.

Yes.

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Our cute little

red-haired rascals.

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I'm sorry,

but I don't understand.

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You both have dark hair

and brown eyes.

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Yes, we've learned

that the ginger gene

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is recessive

in both our families' DNA.

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Actually, the odds of us having

a red-haired, freckled child

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were only one in four.

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And still it happened.

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Three times!

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What are the odds?

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A lot of people

carry the ginger gene

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and don't know.

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If your spouse

is also a carrier,

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then your children

can turn out like...

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them.

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Each one of them is a blessing.

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Oh, yes. Each one of them

is a blessing.

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Blessing --

Blessing full of love.

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Thanks, Mom and Dad.

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But it's -- it's not true

they...have no souls.

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No.

No, I'm sure they do.

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Well, it was nice

meeting you boys.

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We've got to get dinner started.

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I just had a couple more

questions about --

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Look, boys, if you really

don't want to have ginger kids,

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marry an Asian woman.

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Asians don't carry

the recessive gene.

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I know a guy who's marrying

a Japanese woman very soon

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for just that reason.

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And so red hair, light skin,

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and freckles are all passed down

genetically.

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A child's red hair

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is not determined

by the lack of a soul...

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...but by the melanins

which control the pigment

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in all of our skins.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

Very nice, Kyle.

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A little dry and science-y

for my tastes, but there you go.

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All right.

That's lunch, kids.

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We'll pick up

with Clyde's speech

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about lesbian cheerleaders

after recess.

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That was a very informative

speech, Kyle.

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Thanks, Butters.

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Informative if you want to die.

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Guys, don't forget,

Kyle is a daywalker.

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Daywalkers are half ginger

themselves.

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Make no mistake --

Ginger kids are evil.

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Do you know who was ginger?

Judas.

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And what did Judas do?

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Oh, he just got Jesus killed.

That's all.

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Look, I'm just saying what

everyone else already thinks --

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Gingers are creepy.

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And one night, when you're

all sleeping in your room...

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the gingers are gonna get ya.

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They're gonna get ya!

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You buying school lunch today?

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Nah. My mom packed me

a kosher lunch.

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Right this way!

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You can't eat

in the cafeteria!

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How come?

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Ginger kids eat

in the hallway.

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Yeah. Go on.

Beat it, r-retard.

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There. You see?

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This is what happens

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when Cartman is allowed

his right to free speech.

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That's just wrong, dude.

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I wish Cartman could see

what it felt like to be ginger.

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Hey.

That's a great idea!

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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Can you guys meet me

at Cartman's house tonight

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- at around midnight?

- Sure. For what?

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We're gonna teach

that fat bastard a lesson.

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Okay, dude.

Knock him out.

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Dude! Dude, okay!

He's out.

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Kyle, that's good!

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All right.

Let's do it.

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Eric, honey,

time to get up for school.

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♪ You picked a fine time

to leave me, Lucille ♪

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♪ Four hungry children

and a... ♪

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Poopsiekins?

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Sweetie, what is --

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I'm ginger!

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Oh, my God!

Eric!

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Help me!

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Help me!

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Well, all his vital signs

are still normal.

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From his outward appearance,

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I would say he has the standard

skin-pigment deficiency.

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You mean...

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Yes, I'm afraid that your son

is suffering from gingervitis.

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But how can I become a ginger

now?

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I wasn't born like this!

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Well, the red-haired-and-freckle

gene is a recessive gene.

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It must have stayed dormant

in your system

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until you hit adolescence.

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So I'm gonna stay like this

forever?

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I'm sorry, son.

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Ms. Cartman,

could I have a word with you?

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Ms. Cartman, I know this

must be very difficult for you.

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I, for one, can't stand

red-haired, freckled kids.

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But you need to understand

there is no cure.

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Your son will be ginger

his whole life.

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You might want to just...

put him down.

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Oh.

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Excuse me, Doctor.

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But it just so happens

my mom loves me

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no matter what I look like!

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Right, Mom?

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Mom?!

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Oh. Y-Yes.

Of course, sweetie.

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All right. But you're gonna have

to take certain precautions now.

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It's very important that

you keep Eric out of the sun.

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The sun is his worst enemy.

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Hey, dudes.

What's going on?

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How's everything with you guys?

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Wow, Cartman.

You look...different.

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Yes. Well, it's interesting

you should point that out, Kyle.

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I went to the doctor yesterday,

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and apparently I suffer from

a small skin-pigment deficiency.

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You mean you're a ginger?

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Actually, gingervitis

is the medical term.

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Is that an umbrella

you're using?

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Yes, Kyle.

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The sun's rays

are bad for my skin,

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so I need to be protected

when I'm outside.

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Well, I'm glad we've gotten

all that out of the way

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and now we can just go on

with our lives as normal.

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Wow. That's a little ironic,

isn't it?

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What do you mean, Kyle?

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Well, I mean, all last week,

you were ripping on ginger kids,

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and now you a re one.

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Hmm. I don't really see

the irony in that, Kyle.

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Hey, Butters.

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That's fine.

Just get it out of the way.

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Dude, this is going awesome.

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Maybe he'll actually learn

a lesson this time.

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Hey, Clyde, Token, what's up?

Jim.

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What are you doing?

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I'm grubbin'.

What's it look like?

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You're not supposed to be

in the cafeteria.

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Huh?

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You know the rule --

No ginger kids in the cafeteria.

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But...it's me.

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Right.

And you're ginger.

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Dude, check it out.

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Guys!

Okay, look.

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Maybe I'm ginger, but...

I'm not like other ginger kids.

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I'm still me inside.

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Sorry.

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If we let one ginger kid in, the

others are gonna start coming.

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Yeah.

Beat it, j-jackass.

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We did it, guys.

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We finally taught Cartman

a lesson.

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I'll bet that now Cartman

is gonna have a long, hard think

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about how he treated gingers.

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I want to thank everyone

for showing up today.

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I've called this meeting

because I don't know about you,

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but I, for one,

am sick and tired

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of being discriminated against!

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Just because we have red hair,

light skin, and freckles,

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we're thought of

as somehow less important.

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And it's bullcrap!

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Yeah!

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Kids at school laugh at us.

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Doctors call us

genetically inferior.

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The world needs to know that

we are people with feelings

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and our parents love us

for who we are!

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My dad says

each one of my freckles

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is a kiss from an angel.

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Right.

Exactly.

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We can't let this go on

any longer.

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We should be proud

of who we are!

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Think of all the great people

throughout history

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who were ginger.

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People like...like, uh...

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Like...

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Ron Howard?

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Right!

Ron Howard!

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And, uh...and...

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Ron Howard?

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Right.

We already had him, but right.

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See? Ginger people go on

to do amazing things in society.

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We need to let

everyone in this school know

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that we are not inferior,

that we are, in fact, beautiful,

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totally awesome,

and super smart.

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It's time for us to take back

our pride!

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- Yeah!

- Yeah!

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- Red power!

- Red power!

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- Red power!

- Red power!

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- Red power!

- Red power!

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- Red power!

- Red power!

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We gingers are a proud people.

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We are the noble descendants

of great Americans

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like Ron Howard and...others.

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We will not be discriminated

against any longer,

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for we are a great race!

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- Yeah!

- Yeah!

00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,410

- Red power!

- Red power!

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- Red power!

- Red power!

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I don't believe it.

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- Should we tell him the truth?

- Nah.

00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,958

Let him make

a complete ass of himself

00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,334

for a little while longer.

00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,794

Better red than dead!

00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,171

- Better red than dead!

- Better red than dead!

00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,630

Better red than dead!

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Tom, I'm standing outside

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the Denver Center

for the Performing Arts,

00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,969

where the new production

of "Annie"

00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096

has just premiered

to cries of outrage.

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A rapidly growing organization

00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,350

called the ginger

separatist movement

00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,394

is furious

that the lead role of Annie

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is being played by a girl

00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,565

who isn't actually red-haired

and freckled.

00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,068

Joining me now is the gingers'

head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.

00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,029

That's right!

This is bullcrap!

00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,281

We true gingers are furious

00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,200

that the role of Annie

is being minimalized!

00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,744

What harm do you believe

this actress is doing

00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,746

to the true red-haired

community?

00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,122

The bitch isn't ginger!

00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,082

She's just using makeup

to look ginger.

00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,959

And pretending to be ginger

with makeup

00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,669

is the worst thing

anybody can do!

00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,713

- Yeah! That's right!

- Yeah!

00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,841

There she is!

Get her!

00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,596

You're not ginger, bitch!

00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,348

This is getting pretty ugly,

Tom.

00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,475

These gingers

are really riled up.

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If you are a ginger

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and would like to join

the ginger separatist movement,

00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,480

you can attend their

first meeting this Friday

00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,358

in the Sunset Room

at the Airport Hilton.

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Okay.

Welcome, everyone.

00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,990

It's so great to see

such a wonderful turnout

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at the first all-ginger

pride conference!

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Now it is my honor

to introduce the man

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who has brought self-respect

to gingers, Eric Cartman!

00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,381

Thanks, Jody!

Gingers, how are we feeling?!

00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,384

Can I get a "Red power"?!

00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,885

Red power!

00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,554

Oh, yes!

That feels good, doesn't it?

00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,305

Feels good to be proud

of who you are.

00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,225

I don't think I need to tell you

there's a lot of hate out there,

00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,269

hate for awesome people like us.

00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,854

And if there's one thing

I've learned,

00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,690

it's that the only way

to fight hate is with more hate!

00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,483

We are not the freaks

of society!

00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,651

Everyone else is!

00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,406

Gingers are the chosen people,

the chosen race.

00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,449

And we must view

the rest of the world

00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,452

as the lowlife,

dark-skinned rats that they are!

00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,831

Hello there.

00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,666

Gary Nelson

with Hilton guest relations.

00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,710

Just making sure you guys have

everything you need.

00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,504

We're fine.

Thanks.

00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,215

Need any buffet items restocked?

Everyone okay on coffee?

00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,134

- We're fine.

- Great.

00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,720

Oh, hey, guys, just wanted

to say thanks for choosing

00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,471

the Airport Hilton

for your conference.

00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,181

You're welcome!

Now leave us alone!

00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,643

My fellow gingers...

00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,062

I envision a world

in which there is no hate...

00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,398

a world where everyone

is ginger!

00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,444

And so we must gather together

every child who is not ginger

00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,404

and exterminate them!

00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,614

- Huh?

- What?

00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,198

Exterminate?

00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,199

Now, go!

00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,284

Go out into the night

00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,286

and take non-ginger kids

from their homes!

00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,622

We will eradicate them all

with cages and torches

00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,832

and a pit of lava

to throw them all in!

00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,336

I am not gonna live my life

as a goddamn minority!

00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,629

Are you with me?!

00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,214

Huzzah! Huzzah!

00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,844

Dude, we're gonna go

sneak into Cartman's

00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,429

and change him back

to a non-ginger.

00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,389

Huh? Why?

00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,224

Because now he's acting

like gingers are awesome

00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,559

and all his friends are gingers.

00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,645

When he wakes up tomorrow and

realizes he isn't really ginger,

00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,022

- it'll be hysterical.

- Mrph!

00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,148

Are you in?

00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,567

Totally.

00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,487

You know, Cartman is

an uncaring, bigoted,

00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,571

intolerant asshole.

00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,115

But I have to admit, I had

my own prejudice about gingers.

00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,241

I think we all need to realize

00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,993

that everyone is different

in one way or another,

00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,828

and we shouldn't be threatened

by those differences.

00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,872

I mean, Cartman actually

had me kind of creeped out

00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,707

that gingers were gonna

come get me in the night.

00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,501

Mrph!

00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,882

Oh.

Hey there.

00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,805

You guys...need anything?

00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:18,269

Let's just --

Let's just walk this way.

00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,484

More ginger kids.

00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,028

Uh, m-maybe we should

just go home.

00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,279

Yeah.

Good idea.

00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,580

What the hell do they want?!

00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,915

- Mrph!

- Kenny!

00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,792

Run, dude!

Run!

00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,426

Huh?

00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,927

G-Ginger kids.

00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:51,970

Aah!

00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,305

Clyde, what is it, honey?

00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,355

Aah!

00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,857

Ginger kids!

00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,775

No!

00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,155

♪ La-la ♪

00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,990

♪ La-la-la ♪

00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,701

- What is it?

- It's a little ginger girl.

00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,995

- ♪ La-la ♪

- Shut the door!

00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,496

♪ La-la ♪

00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,998

♪ La-la-la ♪

00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,625

- Ow!

- Ooh!

00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,794

♪ La-la ♪

00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,087

♪ La-la-la ♪

00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,922

♪ La-la ♪

00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,132

♪ La-la-la ♪

00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,518

In there!

Go!

00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,607

Come on!

Get this jamb on the door!

00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,299

Kyle.

Kyle, wake up.

00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,885

Huh? What?

00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,345

Where are we?

00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,894

I think we're at the Sunset Room

at the Airport Hilton.

00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,396

My fellow gingers,

00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,440

the day of reckoning

is finally upon us!

00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,360

Cartman?

00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,028

Oh, Jesus.

I should have known.

00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,656

What we begin here

we will take worldwide

00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,075

until the blood

of every non-ginger child

00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,118

has been spilled!

00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,622

You guys got everything

you need in here?

00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,415

Need more coffee, buffet items?

00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,417

No. We're fine.

Thank you!

00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,419

How about lava?

You got enough lava?

00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,504

Yes!

We're good!

00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,048

Okay. Hey, thanks for choosing

the Airport Hilton, guys.

00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,591

You're welcome!

Now leave us alone!

00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,138

Now...

let the extermination begin!

00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,183

We will start

with the daywalker.

00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,144

Daywalker!

00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,315

Throw him in!

00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,359

Cartman, I need to tell you

something!

00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,987

Go on, then.

Say your last words.

00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,947

I think you'd rather hear this

in private.

00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,532

Okay. Fine.

Let him speak.

00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,119

Then we kill

every non-ginger here!

00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,084

You...You what?

00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,760

Come on!

Let's fulfill the plan!

00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,470

All non-gingers must die!

00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,638

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,058

Right.

The plan.

00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,728

Um...oh.

00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,023

Oh, my God, you guys.

Uh, I just realized something.

00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,482

We shouldn't be doing this.

00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,027

I-I mean, look at us.

What have we become?

00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,528

- Huh?

- What?

00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,696

D-Don't you see?

00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,823

If we go and exterminate

everyone who isn't ginger,

00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,118

then we're no better than they

were for thinking less of us.

00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:06,915

Maybe we all have to learn

to live together.

00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,794

But you just said everyone

who isn't ginger must die.

00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,923

Right, but -- but I've learned

that we can't judge people

00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,883

based on what they look like.

00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,762

But you just said they should

all die 15 seconds ago.

00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,514

I know.

I know, but I-I get it now.

00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,808

We've got to live and let live.

00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,688

What did that kid

in the green hat tell you?

00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:31,773

Huh?

00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,734

That kid right there --

What did he just tell you?

00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,861

Who? Oh, him? Oh.

No, that was just...

00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,030

That was about something else.

Totally unrelated.

00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,615

You wanted to kill everyone

who wasn't ginger.

00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,325

Then that kid in the green hat

told you something,

00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,952

and you don't want to do it

all of a sudden.

00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,536

What did he tell you?

00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,747

No, he was just telling me

about something funny

00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,415

that happened at school

yesterday.

00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,417

Um, oh, but anyway --

Oh! Oh, wow.

00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,835

I can't believe

how great it feels

00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,545

to finally love my fellow man,

huh?

00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,047

Isn't this great, you guys?

00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,758

We've sure been through a lot,

but in the end,

00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,052

we all learned

it's best to get along.

00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,596

♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,640

♪ Ginger or not,

we're all the same ♪

00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,600

♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪

00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,727

♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause it's lame ♪

00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,561

Come on, guys!

00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,855

♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,441

♪ Ginger or not,

it's all the same ♪

00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,609

That's it!

You got it!

00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,945

♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪

00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,322

♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause that is lame ♪

00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,241

♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,034

♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause we're all the same ♪

00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,453

- ♪ The same, you and I ♪

- ♪ Black or white... ♪

00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,580

You are such a manipulative

asshole, Cartman.

00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,332

Yes, but I'm not going to die.

00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,501

♪ That's why we got to

get along, people ♪

00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,171

♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause we're all the same ♪

00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,257

♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪

00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,551

♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause that is lame ♪

00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,053

♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:47,140

♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause we're all the same ♪

00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,475

♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪

00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,228

♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause that is lame ♪

00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,063

♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:57,692

♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause we're all the same ♪

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Надеюсь вам понравился мой доклад по Солнечной сиситеме.

Спасибо.

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Хорошо, очень хорошо, Токен.

Спасибо.

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Так, дети, похоже у нас есть еще время на один доклад

, пускай это будет Эрик.

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Спасибо, Миссис Гаррисон.

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Мой доклад называется "Рыжие дети: дети с красными волосами,

светлой кожей, и веснушками."

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Мы все их видим во дворе, в магазине,

гуляющими по улицам -

00:01:08,796 --> 00:01:11,336

они наводият на нас ужас и заставляют чувствовать боль в желудке.

00:01:11,366 --> 00:01:13,676

Я конечно говорю о ... рыжих детях.

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Ооо больные! Мерзость!

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Рыжие дети рождаются с болезнью, которая является причиной

очень светлой кожи, крысных волос и веснушек.

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Ооу, отвратительно! Гадость!

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Эта болезнь называется Рыжевитость, и случается потому,

что у рыжих детей нет душ.

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Что ?

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Дети, у которых рыжевитость - неизлечимы

00:01:37,516 --> 00:01:39,106

Аа, больные!

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Мерзость!

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Гадость.

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Так как их кожа такая светлая,

рыжие дети должны избегать солнца.

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Так же как... вампиры.

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Это не правда, жырная жопа! У меня красные волосы,

и мне не надо избегать солнца!

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Я объясню это, если ты мне позволишь.

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У некоторых людей красные волосы, но не светлая кожа и нет веснушек.

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Эти люди зовутся "дневными бродягами".

00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,356

Хоу! Дневные бродяги!

00:02:05,396 --> 00:02:06,876

Всё это куча говна!

00:02:06,906 --> 00:02:10,056

Миссис Гаррисон, мне довольно сложно

продолжать, когда меня прирывают...

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Кайл, дай Эрику провести его презентацию.

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Это не презентация, это ненавистная речь!

Рыжие не наводят на людей ужас!

00:02:16,676 --> 00:02:17,836

На меня наводят.

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Кайл, если хочешь устроить деббаты с Эриком, можешь

сделать это завтра при помощи своего доклада!

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Отлично, я так и сделаю.

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Отлично! А сейчас,

заткни свой проклятый дневно-бродяжий рот!

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Так, на чем я остановился?

Ах да!

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Как вампиры, ген рыжести - это проклятье,

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и если мы не попытаемся избавить землю от этого проклятья,

рыжие могут ввергнуть наши жизни в вечную темноту.

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Пришло время признаться самим себе, что рыжие -

это мерзко и отвратительно.

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В завершении, хочу вам показать это : если вы

до сих пор думаете, что проблема рыжих не серьезна,

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подумайте еще раз.

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Тупая жопоподтиралка высшей степени!

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Чувак, чего ты так близко это принимаешь?

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Чео я так близко принимаю??

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Неужели ты не понимаешь к чему это

невежественное предубеждение может привести?

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Я должен опровергнуть ненавистный доклад Картмана!

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Знаешь каких нибудь красно-волосых детей с веснушками?

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Как насчет семьи Фолей?

По моему они все рыжие.

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Даа?

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Привет. Я собираюсь завтра сделать доклад о

людях с красными волосами и веснушками.

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Можно задать вам пару вопросов?

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Конечно. Заходите.

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Мам, пап, эти мальчики хотят знать о нас.

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Что? Ха, здравствуйте, дети.

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Мы... пришли узнать некоторые факты о людях

с красными волосами, светлой кожей и веснушками.

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Охо, рыжие, да.

Наши милые маленькие красно-волосые плутишки.

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Простите, но я не понимаю.

У вас у обоих темные волосы и карие глаза.

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Да, мы узнали, что ген рыжести

непостоянен в обоих ДНК наших семей.

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На самом деле, вероятность того, что у нас мог родится

красно-волосый веснушчатый ребенок была один к четырем.

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И это случилось.

Три раза.

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Каков шанс?

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У некоторых людей присутствует рыжий ген, но они об этом не знают.

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Если ваша жена тоже носитель,

тогда твои дети могут стать такими как... они.

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Каждый из них это благословение.

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О да, каждый из них - это благословение.

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Хмх благословение, полное любви.

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Спасибо, мам и пап.

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Но это... это не правда , что у них... нет душ.

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Нет... нет, я уверен, что есть.

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Чтож, было приятно видет вас, мальчики.

Мы хотим приступить к ужину.

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У меня еще было несколько вопросов о-

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Слушайте, мальчики, если вы действительно не хотите иметь

рыжих детей, женитесь на азиатках.

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Азиатки не переносят нестабильный ген.

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Я знаю парня, который женился на японке

только по этой причине.

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Итак, красные волосы, светлая кожа и веснушки -

всё это передается генетически.

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Цвет красных волос определяется отсутствие души,

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а меланином, который контролирует пигмент

всего нашего кожного покрова. Спасибо.

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Так, очень мило, Кайл. Немного сухо и заумно на мой взгляд,

но сойдет.

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Лаадно, обед, дети.

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Мы выслушаем доклад Клайда о лесбиянках

в группах поддержки футбольных комманд после перемены.

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Это был довольно информативный доклад, Кайл.

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Спасибо, Баттерс

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Информативный, если ты хочешь умереть.

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Пацаны, не забывайте! Кайл - дневной бродяга.

Дневный бродяги сами наполовину рыжие.

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Не делайте ошибок: рыжие дети - зло.

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Знаете кто был рыжим? Judas.

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И что сделал Judas?

Оо, он просто убил Иисуса, вот и всё.

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Слушайте, я просто говорю то, о чем другие думаю:

Рыжие гавнисты.

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И однажды ночью, когда вы будете спать в своей комнате,

рыжие придут за вами.

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Они придут за вами!

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Возьмешь обед в столовой?

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Не, мама сделала мне кошерный обед.

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Вот туда!

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Ты не можешь есть в кафетерии

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Почему ?

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Рыжие едят в коридоре!

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Да. Давай, съешь это, ка... кк-калека!

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Вот! Вы видите?! Вот что случается, когда

Картману позволяются пользоваться свободой слова!

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Это не правильно, чувак. Хотел бы я, чтобы Картман

смог почувствовать как это быть рыжим.

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Эй.

Великолепная идея!

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Можете собраться у дома Картмана

в полночь?

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Конечно, зачем?

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Мы преподадим урок этому жырному ублюдку!

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Хорошо, чувак, вырубай его

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Чувак, чувак, харэ, он отрубился!

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Кайл, харэ!

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Что ж, приступим.

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Эрик, сладкий, время вставать в школу.

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Пупсик!

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Сладкий, что-

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Я РЫЖИЙ!

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О, Господи! Эрик!

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Помогите! Помогите!

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Что ж, все его жизненные показатели в норме.

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По его внешнему виду, я бы сказал

что у него обычный кожно-пигментный дефицит.

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Вы имеете в виду...

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Да, боюсь ваш сын страдает рыжевитостью.

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И как так случилось, что я сейчас стал рыжим?!

Я родился таким!

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Нуу, красно-волосный и веснушчатый ген не стабилен.

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Он мог оставаться бездействующим в твоем организме,

пока пока ты не достиг подросткового возраста.

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И что, я буду таким всегда?

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Прости, сынок.

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Миссис Картман, могу я с вами переговорить?

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Миссис Картман, знаю это должно быть ... очень сложно для вас.

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Я сам не выношу красно-волосых и веснушчатых детей,

но вы должны понять, что это не излечимо.

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Ваш сын будет рыжим всю жизнь.

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Вы не можете просто ... избавиться от него.

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Кхе, простите, доктор, но так повелось, что

моя мама любит меня, не зависимо от того, как я выгляжу!

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Так, мам ?

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Мам?!

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Оо д-да, конечно, сладкий.

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Ладно, но... теперь вам нужно будет соблюдать

некоторые меры предосторожности.

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Очень важно держать Эрика подальше от солнца.

Солнце... это его худший враг

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Привет, чуваки, что происходит?

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Как у вас дела, пацаны?

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Вау, Картман. Ты выглядишь... по другому.

Как у вас дела, пацаны?

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Вау, Картман. Ты выглядишь... по другому.

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Да, это интересно, ты должен это понять, Кайл.

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Я сходил вчера к доктору и по видимому

я страдаю от небольшего кожно-пигментного расстройства.

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Ты имеешь в виду, ты рыжий?

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На самом деле, рыжевитость - медицинский термин.

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Ты пользуешься зонтиком?

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Да, Кайл

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Солнечные лучи плохо влияют на мою кожу,

поэтому мне нужно защищаться, когда я на улице.

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Что ж , я рад, что вы всё это уяснили,

и теперь мы можем просто жить как обычно.

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Вау, это немного иронично, не правда ли?

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Что ты имеешь в виду, Кайл?

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Ну, я имею в виду всю прошлую неделю, когда ты осуждал

рыжих детей и теперь ты один из них.

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Мм. Не вижу в этом никакой иронии, Кайл.

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Это смешно, проехали...

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Чувак, всё идёт великолепно.

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Может он наконец-то получит урок в этот раз.

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Что ты делаешь?

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Я ем. А на что это похоже?

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Ты не должен находиться в кафетерии.

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Аа?

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Ты знаешь правила.

Никаких рыжих в кафетерии.

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Но... это я.

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Да. И ты рыжий

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Чувак, зацени

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Пацаны! Ладно, глядите, может я и рыжий, но... Я не

как другие рыжие дети. Я всё равно я внутри.

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Прости. Если мы позволим одному рыжему есть здесь,

начнут приходить другие.

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Даа , съешь это, ж... жопа.

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Мы сделали это, пацаны. Мы наконец то проучили Картмана.

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Готов поспорить, что Картману предстоят

сложные и долгие размышления о том как он обсирал рыжих.

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Хочу поблагодарить всех за то, что пришли сюда сегодня.

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Я собрал эту встречу потому, что, не знаю как вы,

но я устал от всей этой дескриминации!

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Только потому, что у нас красные волосы,

светлая кожа и веснушки,

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О нас думают как о менее важных,

и это бычье гавно!

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Даа !

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Дети в школе смеются над нами,

доктора называют нас "генетически неполноценными".

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Мир должен узнать, что мы - люди,

с чувствами! И наши родителю любят нас за то, кем мы являемся!

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Мой папа говорит, что каждая из моих веснушек - это

поцелуй от ангела.

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...правильно, именно! Мы не можем дать этому так продолжаться!

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Мы должны гордиться тем, кем мы являемся! Подумайте о

всех тех великих людях истории, которые были рыжими. Люди как...

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Рон Хауард?

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Правильно! Рон Хауард! Иии ох... Ииии...

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Рон Хауард?

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Правильно! Он у нас уже был, но правильно!

Видите? Рыжие люди тоже делают потрясающие вещи для общества!

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Мы должны дать всем в школе знать,

что мы не неполноценные!

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Что мы на самом деле красивые, абсолютно потрясающие и супер умные.

Пришло время вернуть назад нашу гордость!

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Даа !

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Красная Сила!

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Мы рыжие - гордые люди!

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Мы потомки великих американцев благородного происхождения

как Рон Хауард, и ...другие!

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Мы больше не будем подвергаться дескриминации,

так как мы - великая расса!

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Даа !

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Красная Сила!

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Не могу в это поверить.

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Может скажем ему правду?

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Нее, пускай еще некоторое время поделает из себя жопу.

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Красная Сила !

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Лучше красный, чем мертвый!

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Том, я нахожусь снаружи Денверского актерского центра,

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где только что прошла премьера нового спектакля "Энни"

переросшая в крик возмущения.

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Стихийно растущая организация, называющаяся Рыжее

Сепаратистское Движение протестует против того, что главную роль Энни

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играет девочка, которая на самом деле не рыжая и без веснушек.

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Рядом со мной - главный оратор рыжих, Эрик Картман.

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Да, так и есть! Это бычье говно! Мы настоящие рыжие

взбешены тем, что роль Энни минимализируется!

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Какой вред, по вашему мнению, приносит эта актриса

настоящему красно- волосому обществу?

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Эта сучка не рыжая!

Она просто красится, чтобы выглядеть рыжей!

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А претворяться, что ты рыжий при помощи мэйкапа -

это самая плохая вещь, которую вообще можно совершить!

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Даа! Правильно!

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Вот она! Взять её!

Умри, тупая сука!

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Всё становится довольно серьезным, Том.

Рыжие на самом деле возмущены!

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Если ты рыжий и хочешь

присоедениться к Рыжему Сепаратистскому Движению,

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ты можешь посетить их первую встречу в эту пятницу

в отеле Восход в аэропорту Хилтона.

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Ладно, добро пожаловать, всем.

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Как приятно видеть столь прекрасную явку

на первой обще - рыжей конференции гордости!

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Теперь, я имею честь представить вам человека, который

вернул самоуважение рыжим, Эрик Картман!

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Спасибо, Жоди! Рыжие, как у нас дела?

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Могу я услышать Красную Силу?

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Красная Сила!

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Оо да! Хорошее чувство, неправда ли?

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Как хорошо чувствовать гордость за то, кем ты являешься!

Теперь, не думаю что мне надо рассказывать вам,

сколько ненависти там, снаружи.

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Ненависти к великолепным людям, как мы.

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И есть одна вещь, которой я научился -

как бороться с ненавистью - при помощи еще большей ненависти!

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Мы - не общество уродцев, это остальные являются им!

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Даа !!!

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Рыжие - избранные люди!

Избранная расса!

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И мы должны показать остальному миру, насколько они низки,

они темно-кожие крысы!

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Привет всем!

Гарри Нельсон, из администрации Хилтона.

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Просто хочу убедиться, что у вас есть всё, что вам нужно

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Мы в порядке, спасибо.

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Не нужно пополнить буфет?

Достаточно у всех кофе?

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Мы в порядке!

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Отлично. Оо, и господа, просто хотел поблагодарить

за то, что выбрали аэропорт Хилтона для конференции.

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Пожалуйста!! Теперь оставьте нас одних!!

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Мои рыжие друзья!

Я представил себе мир без ненависти!

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Мир, где все рыжие!

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И поэтому мы должны собрать всех не рыжих детей

и уничтожить их!

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Хм ?

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Уничтожить ?

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Теперь вперед! Идите в ночь и забирайте не рыжих детей из их домов!

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Мы искореним их при помощи клеток, пыток и бассейна лавы,

куда мы их будем кидать!

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Я не собираюсь оставаться всю свою жизнь в проклятом меньшинстве!

Вы со мной?!

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Чувак, мы собираемся пробраться в дом Картмана

и поменять его обратно в не-рыжего!

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Аа? Зачем?

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Потому, что теперь он притворяется, что рыжие - это великолепно.

И все его друзья рыжие.

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Когда он проснется завтра и поймет, что он больше не рыжий,

у него будет истерика!

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Ты с нами?

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абсолютно

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Знаешь, Картман - невнимательный, фанатичный, нетерпимый гавнюк,

но я должен признать, что у меня есть предубеждение насчет рыжих.

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Думаю нам нужно понять, что мы все

разные в той, или иной степени,

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и мы не должны судить друг друга из за этих различий

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Я имею в виду то, что Картман действительно напугал меня,

убедив, что рыжие придут за мной ночью.

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Оу... привет.

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Вам, ребята... нужно... что-то?

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Давайте просто... давайте просто пойдем той дорогой.

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Еще рыжие дети.

Мм, мо-может нам просто пойти домой.

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Даа, хорошая идея.

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Какого черта им нужно??

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Кени !

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Беги, чувак, беги !

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Аа... Ры... рыжие дети! АААА!

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Клайд? Что такое, сладкий??

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Рыжие дети! Неееет!

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Лааа ла, лааа лала.

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Что такое??

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Это ... маленькая рыжая девочка.

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Закрой дверь!

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Лааа ла, лааа лала, лааа ла.

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Туда! Бежим!

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Подопри этой доской дверь!

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Кайл. Кайл, вставай.

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Аа. Чтоо? Где мы ?

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Думаю мы в зале Восхода в аэропорте Хилтона.

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Мои рыжие приятели!

Наконец то наступил день расплаты!

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Картман ?

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Оо Иисусе, я должен был догадаться!

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То, что мы начинаем здесь, мы распространим по всему миру,

пока не прольется кровь последнего не рыжего ребенка!

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У вас, ребята, есть всё, что вам нужно?

Не нужно еще кофе, пополнить буфет?

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Нет, у нас всё в порядке! Спасибо!

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Как насчет лавы? У вас достаточно лавы?

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Да! Всё в порядке!

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Хорошо.

Эй, спасибо, что выбрали аэропорт Хилтон, ребята.

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Пожалуйста, теперь оставьте нас одних!!

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Теперь! Пускай начнется уничтожение!

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Мы начнем с ... дневного бродяги!

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Дневной бродяга !

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Бросайте его !

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Картман! Мне нужно тебе кое что сказать!

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Давай, тогда! Скажи свои последние слова!

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Аэ, думаю тебе лучше услышать это лично!

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Ладно, дайте ему сказать!

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Потом мы убьем всех не рыжих!

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Вы... вы что?

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Давайте, давайте осуществим план!

Все не рыжие должны умереть!

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Правильно, план. Ам... оо. оу, Господи, ребята!

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Я только что понял кое что.

Нам не нужно делать этого.

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Я имею в виду, посмотрите на нас.

В кого мы превратились?

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Ээ? Что?

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В-вы что не видите?

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Если мы продолжим и уничтожим всех, кто не рыжий,

тогда мы будем не лучше чем были они.

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Возможно нам нужно научиться жить... вместе.

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Но... ты только что сказал, что все, кто не рыжий должны умереть.

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Правильно, но... я понял, что

мы не можем судить людей, исходя из того, как они выглядят.

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Но ты только что сказал, что они все должны умереть - пятнадцать секунд назад.

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Видите ли, я знаю, знаю, но теперь я понял.

Мы, мы должны жить и позволить жить другим.

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Что тебе сказал тот парень в зеленой шапке?

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Аа ?

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Тот парень, вон там.

Что он тебе только что сказал?

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Кто? Аа он? Оу. Нет, это просто...

Э-это о чем-то другом, абсолютно несвязанным.

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Ты хотел убить всех, кто не рыжий,

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потом тот парень в зеленой шапке сказал тебе что-то

и теперь ты вдруг не хочешь этого делать.

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Что он сказал тебе?

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Нет, он просто сказал мне про что-то

забавное, что случилось вчера в школе.

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Мм, оо, но как бы то нибыло, ооо!

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Оо вау, не могу поверить как это прекрасно

почувствовать любовь к ближнему, да?

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Это прекрасно, не правда ли, ребята? Конечно, мы прошли через многое!

Но в конце концов мы поняли, что лучше всего будет уживаться вместе.

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Пожмем руки, мы можем жить вместе.

Рыжий или нет, мы все одинаковые.

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Черный или белый, коричневый или красный, мы не должны

убивать друг друга, потому, что это глупо. Давайте, ребята!

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Пожмем руки, мы можем жить вместе.

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Рыжий или нет, мы все одинаковые.

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Так! Вы поняли!

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Черный или белый, коричневый или красный, мы не должны

убивать друг друга, потому, что это глупо.

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Пожмем руки, мы можем жить вместе.

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Жить вместе!

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Мы не должны убивать друг друга, потому, что мы все одинаковые.

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Ты такой манипулятивный гавнюк, Картман

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Да, но я не умру.

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Поэтому мы должны жить вместе, люди!

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Пожмем руки, мы можем жить вместе.

Мы не должны убивать друг друга, потому, что мы все одинаковые.

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Pluto is also the furthest

planet from the sun,

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though scientists believe

more planets may lie beyond it.

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I hope you enjoyed my report

on the solar system.

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Thank you.

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Okay. Very nice, Token.

Thank you.

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Okay. Looks like we only have

time for one more speech today.

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So let's have, uh, Eric.

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Thank you, Mrs. Garrison.

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My speech is entitled

"Ginger Kids:

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Children With Red Hair,

Light Skin, and Freckles."

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We've all seen them

on the playground,

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at the store,

walking on the streets.

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They creep us out and make us

feel sick to our stomachs.

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I'm talking, of course,

about ginger kids.

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Oh, sick!

Gross!

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Ginger kids are born

with a disease

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which causes very light skin,

red hair, and freckles.

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Oh, nasty!

Yuck!

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This disease is called

gingervitis,

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and it occurs because

ginger kids have no souls.

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What?

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Kids who have gingervitis

cannot be cured.

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Oh, sick!

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Gross!

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Yuck!

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Because their skin

is so light,

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ginger kids must avoid the sun,

not unlike...

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vampires.

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- Ohh!

- Ohh!

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That's not true, fat-ass.

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I have red hair, and

I don't have to avoid the sun.

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I was getting to that,

if you'll let me.

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Some people have red hair

but not light skin and freckles.

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These people are called

daywalkers.

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Ooh!

Daywalkers!

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This is all a bunch of crap!

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Mrs. Garrison, I'm really

having a difficult time

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with all these interruptions.

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Kyle, let Eric give

his presentation.

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It's not a presentation.

It's a hate speech!

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People aren't creeped out

by gingers.

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I am.

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Kyle, if you want to debate

Eric,

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you can do so

with your paper tomorrow.

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Fine!

I will!

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Fine! In the meantime, shut

your goddamn daywalker mouth!

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[ Growls ]

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Let's see. Where was I?

Oh, yes.

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Like vampires,

the ginger gene is a curse,

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and unless we work to rid

the earth of that curse,

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the gingers could envelop our

lives in blackness for all time.

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It is time that we all admit

to ourselves

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that gingers are vile

and disgusting.

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In conclusion,

I will leave you with this --

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If you think that the ginger

problem is not a serious one...

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...think again.

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[ Bell rings ]

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Stupid supremist ass-wipe!

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- Dude, what's the big deal?

- What's the big deal?!

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Don't you understand what

ignorant prejudice can lead to?

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I have to disprove

Cartman's hateful rumors.

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Do you know any red-haired,

freckled kids?

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What about the Foley family?

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I think they're all ginger.

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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ALL:

Hello?

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Hey, I'm giving

a speech tomorrow

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about people with red hair

and freckles.

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Can I just ask you

a few questions?

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Sure.

Come on in.

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Mom, Dad, these boys

want to know about us.

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What?

Well, hello there, kids.

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We came to learn the facts

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about people with red hair,

light skin, and freckles.

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Oh. Gingers.

Yes.

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Our cute little

red-haired rascals.

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I'm sorry,

but I don't understand.

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You both have dark hair

and brown eyes.

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Yes, we've learned

that the ginger gene

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is recessive

in both our families' DNA.

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Actually, the odds of us having

a red-haired, freckled child

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were only one in four.

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[ Chuckles ]

And still it happened.

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Three times!

[ Chuckles ]

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What are the odds?

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[ Sobs ]

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A lot of people

carry the ginger gene

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and don't know.

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If your spouse

is also a carrier,

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then your children

can turn out like...

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them.

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Each one of them is a blessing.

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Oh, yes. Each one of them

is a blessing.

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Blessing --

Blessing full of love.

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ALL:

Thanks, Mom and Dad.

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But it's -- it's not true

they...have no souls.

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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No.

No, I'm sure they do.

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Well, it was nice

meeting you boys.

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We've got to get dinner started.

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I just had a couple more

questions about --

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Look, boys, if you really

don't want to have ginger kids,

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marry an Asian woman.

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Asians don't carry

the recessive gene.

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I know a guy who's marrying

a Japanese woman very soon

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for just that reason.

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And so red hair, light skin,

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and freckles are all passed down

genetically.

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A child's red hair

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is not determined

by the lack of a soul...

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[ Yawns ]

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...but by the melanins

which control the pigment

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in all of our skins.

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Thank you.

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[Applause ]

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Okay.

Very nice, Kyle.

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A little dry and science-y

for my tastes, but there you go.

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[ Bell rings ]

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All right.

That's lunch, kids.

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We'll pick up

with Clyde's speech

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about lesbian cheerleaders

after recess.

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That was a very informative

speech, Kyle.

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Thanks, Butters.

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Informative if you want to die.

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Guys, don't forget,

Kyle is a daywalker.

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Daywalkers are half ginger

themselves.

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Make no mistake --

Ginger kids are evil.

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Do you know who was ginger?

Judas.

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And what did Judas do?

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Oh, he just got Jesus killed.

That's all.

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Look, I'm just saying what

everyone else already thinks --

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Gingers are creepy.

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And one night, when you're

all sleeping in your room...

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the gingers are gonna get ya.

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They're gonna get ya!

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You buying school lunch today?

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Nah. My mom packed me

a kosher lunch.

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CLYDE:

Right this way!

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You can't eat

in the cafeteria!

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How come?

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Ginger kids eat

in the hallway.

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Yeah. Go on.

Beat it, r-retard.

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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There. You see?

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This is what happens

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when Cartman is allowed

his right to free speech.

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That's just wrong, dude.

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I wish Cartman could see

what it felt like to be ginger.

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Hey.

That's a great idea!

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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Can you guys meet me

at Cartman's house tonight

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- at around midnight?

- Sure. For what?

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We're gonna teach

that fat bastard a lesson.

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[ Insects chirping ]

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[ Snoring ]

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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

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Okay, dude.

Knock him out.

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Grunting ]

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Dude! Dude, okay!

He's out.

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[ Grunting ]

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Kyle, that's good!

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All right.

Let's do it.

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[ Birds chirping ]

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Eric, honey,

time to get up for school.

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Yawns ]

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♪ You picked a fine time

to leave me, Lucille ♪

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♪ Four hungry children

and a... ♪

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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[ Screams ]

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Poopsiekins?

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[ Screaming ]

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Sweetie, what is --

[ Screams ]

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I'm ginger!

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Oh, my God!

Eric!

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Help me!

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Help me!

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Well, all his vital signs

are still normal.

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From his outward appearance,

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I would say he has the standard

skin-pigment deficiency.

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You mean...

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Yes, I'm afraid that your son

is suffering from gingervitis.

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But how can I become a ginger

now?

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I wasn't born like this!

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Well, the red-haired-and-freckle

gene is a recessive gene.

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It must have stayed dormant

in your system

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until you hit adolescence.

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So I'm gonna stay like this

forever?

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I'm sorry, son.

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Ms. Cartman,

could I have a word with you?

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Ms. Cartman, I know this

must be very difficult for you.

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I, for one, can't stand

red-haired, freckled kids.

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But you need to understand

there is no cure.

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Your son will be ginger

his whole life.

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You might want to just...

put him down.

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Oh.

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Excuse me, Doctor.

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But it just so happens

my mom loves me

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no matter what I look like!

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Right, Mom?

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Mom?!

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Oh. Y-Yes.

Of course, sweetie.

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All right. But you're gonna have

to take certain precautions now.

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It's very important that

you keep Eric out of the sun.

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The sun is his worst enemy.

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Hey, dudes.

What's going on?

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[ Coughs ]

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How's everything with you guys?

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Wow, Cartman.

You look...different.

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Yes. Well, it's interesting

you should point that out, Kyle.

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I went to the doctor yesterday,

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and apparently I suffer from

a small skin-pigment deficiency.

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You mean you're a ginger?

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Actually, gingervitis

is the medical term.

00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,584

Is that an umbrella

you're using?

00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,794

Yes, Kyle.

[ Clears throat ]

00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,254

The sun's rays

are bad for my skin,

00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,089

so I need to be protected

when I'm outside.

00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,966

Well, I'm glad we've gotten

all that out of the way

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and now we can just go on

with our lives as normal.

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Wow. That's a little ironic,

isn't it?

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What do you mean, Kyle?

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Well, I mean, all last week,

you were ripping on ginger kids,

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and now you a re one.

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Hmm. I don't really see

the irony in that, Kyle.

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[ Engine idling ]

00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,238

Hey, Butters.

00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,782

[ Laughing ]

00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,704

That's fine.

Just get it out of the way.

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Dude, this is going awesome.

00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,915

Maybe he'll actually learn

a lesson this time.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Laughing ]

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Hey, Clyde, Token, what's up?

Jim.

00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,810

What are you doing?

00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,312

I'm grubbin'.

What's it look like?

00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,731

You're not supposed to be

in the cafeteria.

00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:06,481

Huh?

00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,984

You know the rule --

No ginger kids in the cafeteria.

00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,195

But...it's me.

00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,615

Right.

And you're ginger.

00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,907

Dude, check it out.

00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,451

Guys!

Okay, look.

00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:21,121

Maybe I'm ginger, but...

I'm not like other ginger kids.

00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,373

I'm still me inside.

00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:26,960

Sorry.

00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,671

If we let one ginger kid in, the

others are gonna start coming.

00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,257

Yeah.

Beat it, j-jackass.

00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,885

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,307

We did it, guys.

00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,975

We finally taught Cartman

a lesson.

00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,645

I'll bet that now Cartman

is gonna have a long, hard think

00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,730

about how he treated gingers.

00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,650

I want to thank everyone

for showing up today.

00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,069

I've called this meeting

because I don't know about you,

00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,820

but I, for one,

am sick and tired

00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,447

of being discriminated against!

00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,699

Just because we have red hair,

light skin, and freckles,

00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,826

we're thought of

as somehow less important.

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And it's bullcrap!

00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,412

Yeah!

00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,997

Kids at school laugh at us.

00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,916

Doctors call us

genetically inferior.

00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,877

The world needs to know that

we are people with feelings

00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,338

and our parents love us

for who we are!

00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,173

My dad says

each one of my freckles

00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,176

is a kiss from an angel.

00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,429

Right.

Exactly.

00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,931

We can't let this go on

any longer.

00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,349

We should be proud

of who we are!

00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,184

Think of all the great people

throughout history

00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,185

who were ginger.

00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,980

People like...like, uh...

00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,108

Like...

00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,568

Ron Howard?

00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,320

Right!

Ron Howard!

00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,782

And, uh...and...

00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,535

Ron Howard?

00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,495

Right.

We already had him, but right.

00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,331

See? Ginger people go on

to do amazing things in society.

00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,250

We need to let

everyone in this school know

00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,877

that we are not inferior,

that we are, in fact, beautiful,

00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,046

totally awesome,

and super smart.

00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,340

It's time for us to take back

our pride!

00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,675

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,805

- CARTMAN: Red power!

- CHILDREN: Red power!

00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,932

- CARTMAN: Red power!

- CHILDREN: Red power!

00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,435

- Red power!

- Red power!

00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,645

- Red power!

- Red power!

00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,856

We gingers are a proud people.

00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,483

We are the noble descendants

of great Americans

00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,777

like Ron Howard and...others.

00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,321

We will not be discriminated

against any longer,

00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,073

for we are a great race!

00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,116

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,410

- Red power!

- Red power!

00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,287

- Red power!

- Red power!

00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,538

I don't believe it.

00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,415

- Should we tell him the truth?

- Nah.

00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,958

Let him make

a complete ass of himself

00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,334

for a little while longer.

00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,794

Better red than dead!

00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,171

- Better red than dead!

- Better red than dead!

00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,630

Better red than dead!

00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,382

Tom, I'm standing outside

00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,301

the Denver Center

for the Performing Arts,

00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,969

where the new production

of "Annie"

00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096

has just premiered

to cries of outrage.

00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,223

A rapidly growing organization

00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,350

called the ginger

separatist movement

00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,394

is furious

that the lead role of Annie

00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,271

is being played by a girl

00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,565

who isn't actually red-haired

and freckled.

00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,068

Joining me now is the gingers'

head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.

00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,029

That's right!

This is bullcrap!

00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,281

We true gingers are furious

00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,200

that the role of Annie

is being minimalized!

00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,744

What harm do you believe

this actress is doing

00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,746

to the true red-haired

community?

00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,122

The bitch isn't ginger!

00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,082

She's just using makeup

to look ginger.

00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,959

And pretending to be ginger

with makeup

00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,669

is the worst thing

anybody can do!

00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,713

- Yeah! That's right!

- Yeah!

00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,507

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,841

There she is!

Get her!

00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,676

[ Indistinct shouting ]

00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:22,719

[ Screams ]

00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,596

You're not ginger, bitch!

00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,348

This is getting pretty ugly,

Tom.

00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,475

These gingers

are really riled up.

00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,476

If you are a ginger

00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,478

and would like to join

the ginger separatist movement,

00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,480

you can attend their

first meeting this Friday

00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,358

in the Sunset Room

at the Airport Hilton.

00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,863

Okay.

Welcome, everyone.

00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,990

It's so great to see

such a wonderful turnout

00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,035

at the first all-ginger

pride conference!

00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,037

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,581

Now it is my honor

to introduce the man

00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,668

who has brought self-respect

to gingers, Eric Cartman!

00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,087

[ Up-tempo music plays,

cheers and applause ]

00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,381

Thanks, Jody!

Gingers, how are we feeling?!

00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,966

[ Cheering ]

00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,384

Can I get a "Red power"?!

00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,885

ALL:

Red power!

00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,554

Oh, yes!

That feels good, doesn't it?

00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,305

Feels good to be proud

of who you are.

00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,225

I don't think I need to tell you

there's a lot of hate out there,

00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,269

hate for awesome people like us.

00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,854

And if there's one thing

I've learned,

00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,690

it's that the only way

to fight hate is with more hate!

00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,483

We are not the freaks

of society!

00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,651

Everyone else is!

00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,778

[ Cheers and applause,

ominous music plays ]

00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,406

Gingers are the chosen people,

the chosen race.

00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,449

And we must view

the rest of the world

00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,452

as the lowlife,

dark-skinned rats that they are!

00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,746

[ Cheering ]

00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,831

Hello there.

00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,666

Gary Nelson

with Hilton guest relations.

00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,710

Just making sure you guys have

everything you need.

00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,504

We're fine.

Thanks.

00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,215

Need any buffet items restocked?

Everyone okay on coffee?

00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,134

- We're fine.

- Great.

00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,720

Oh, hey, guys, just wanted

to say thanks for choosing

00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,471

the Airport Hilton

for your conference.

00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,181

You're welcome!

Now leave us alone!

00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,643

My fellow gingers...

00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,062

I envision a world

in which there is no hate...

00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,398

a world where everyone

is ginger!

00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,444

And so we must gather together

every child who is not ginger

00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,404

and exterminate them!

00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,614

- Huh?

- What?

00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,198

Exterminate?

00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,199

Now, go!

00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,284

Go out into the night

00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,286

and take non-ginger kids

from their homes!

00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,622

We will eradicate them all

with cages and torches

00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,832

and a pit of lava

to throw them all in!

00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,336

I am not gonna live my life

as a goddamn minority!

00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,629

Are you with me?!

00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,214

ALL:

Huzzah! Huzzah!

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[ Knock on door ]

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Dude, we're gonna go

sneak into Cartman's

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and change him back

to a non-ginger.

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Huh? Why?

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Because now he's acting

like gingers are awesome

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and all his friends are gingers.

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When he wakes up tomorrow and

realizes he isn't really ginger,

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- it'll be hysterical.

- Mrph!

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Are you in?

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Totally.

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You know, Cartman is

an uncaring, bigoted,

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intolerant asshole.

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But I have to admit, I had

my own prejudice about gingers.

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I think we all need to realize

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that everyone is different

in one way or another,

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and we shouldn't be threatened

by those differences.

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I mean, Cartman actually

had me kind of creeped out

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that gingers were gonna

come get me in the night.

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Mrph!

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Ominous music plays ]

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Oh.

Hey there.

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You guys...need anything?

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Let's just --

Let's just walk this way.

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More ginger kids.

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Uh, m-maybe we should

just go home.

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Yeah.

Good idea.

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[ Music continues ]

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What the hell do they want?!

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- Mrph!

- Kenny!

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Run, dude!

Run!

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[ Tapping ]

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Huh?

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G-Ginger kids.

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Aah!

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Clyde, what is it, honey?

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Wind whistling ]

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Aah!

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Ginger kids!

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No!

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[ Music continues ]

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♪ La-la ♪

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♪ La-la-la ♪

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- What is it?

- It's a little ginger girl.

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- ♪ La-la ♪

- Shut the door!

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♪ La-la ♪

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♪ La-la-la ♪

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[ Both screaming ]

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- Ow!

- Ooh!

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♪ La-la ♪

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♪ La-la-la ♪

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♪ La-la ♪

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♪ La-la-la ♪

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Music continues ]

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In there!

Go!

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Come on!

Get this jamb on the door!

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[ Glass breaks ]

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[ Kyle and Stan screaming ]

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Kyle.

Kyle, wake up.

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Huh? What?

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Where are we?

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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I think we're at the Sunset Room

at the Airport Hilton.

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My fellow gingers,

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the day of reckoning

is finally upon us!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Cartman?

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Oh, Jesus.

I should have known.

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What we begin here

we will take worldwide

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until the blood

of every non-ginger child

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has been spilled!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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You guys got everything

you need in here?

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Need more coffee, buffet items?

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No. We're fine.

Thank you!

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How about lava?

You got enough lava?

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Yes!

We're good!

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Okay. Hey, thanks for choosing

the Airport Hilton, guys.

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You're welcome!

Now leave us alone!

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Now...

let the extermination begin!

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[ Cheering ]

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We will start

with the daywalker.

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ALL:

Daywalker!

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Throw him in!

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Cartman, I need to tell you

something!

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Go on, then.

Say your last words.

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I think you'd rather hear this

in private.

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Okay. Fine.

Let him speak.

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Then we kill

every non-ginger here!

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You...You what?

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Come on!

Let's fulfill the plan!

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All non-gingers must die!

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- Yeah!

- Yeah!

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Right.

The plan.

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Um...oh.

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Oh, my God, you guys.

Uh, I just realized something.

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We shouldn't be doing this.

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I-I mean, look at us.

What have we become?

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- Huh?

- What?

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D-Don't you see?

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If we go and exterminate

everyone who isn't ginger,

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then we're no better than they

were for thinking less of us.

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Maybe we all have to learn

to live together.

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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But you just said everyone

who isn't ginger must die.

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Right, but -- but I've learned

that we can't judge people

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based on what they look like.

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But you just said they should

all die 15 seconds ago.

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I know.

I know, but I-I get it now.

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We've got to live and let live.

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What did that kid

in the green hat tell you?

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Huh?

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That kid right there --

What did he just tell you?

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Who? Oh, him? Oh.

No, that was just...

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That was about something else.

Totally unrelated.

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You wanted to kill everyone

who wasn't ginger.

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Then that kid in the green hat

told you something,

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and you don't want to do it

all of a sudden.

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What did he tell you?

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No, he was just telling me

about something funny

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that happened at school

yesterday.

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Um, oh, but anyway --

Oh! Oh, wow.

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I can't believe

how great it feels

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to finally love my fellow man,

huh?

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Isn't this great, you guys?

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We've sure been through a lot,

but in the end,

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we all learned

it's best to get along.

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♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

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♪ Ginger or not,

we're all the same ♪

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♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪

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♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause it's lame ♪

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Come on, guys!

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♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

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♪ Ginger or not,

it's all the same ♪

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That's it!

You got it!

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♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪

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♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause that is lame ♪

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ALL: ♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

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♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause we're all the same ♪

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- ♪ The same, you and I ♪

- ♪ Black or white... ♪

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You are such a manipulative

asshole, Cartman.

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Yes, but I'm not going to die.

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♪ That's why we got to

get along, people ♪

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♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause we're all the same ♪

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♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪

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♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause that is lame ♪

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♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

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♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause we're all the same ♪

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♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪

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♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause that is lame ♪

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♪ Hand in hand,

we can live together ♪

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♪ We shouldn't kill each other

'cause we're all the same ♪