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Ginger Kids

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00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,430 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,098 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,481 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,484 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,988 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:33,325 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,915 Pluto is also the furthest planet from the sun,
00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,334 though scientists believe more planets may lie beyond it.
00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,837 I hope you enjoyed my report on the solar system.
00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,422 Thank you.
00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:50,551 Okay. Very nice, Token. Thank you.
00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,512 Okay. Looks like we only have time for one more speech today.
00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,057 So let's have, uh, Eric.
00:00:56,599 --> 00:00:58,059 Thank you, Mrs. Garrison.
00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,436 My speech is entitled "Ginger Kids:
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,355 Children With Red Hair, Light Skin, and Freckles."
00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,442 We've all seen them on the playground,
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,152 at the store, walking on the streets.
00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,863 They creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs.
00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:14,158 I'm talking, of course, about ginger kids.
00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,661 Oh, sick! Gross!
00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,663 Ginger kids are born with a disease
00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:22,958 which causes very light skin, red hair, and freckles.
00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,628 Oh, nasty! Yuck!
00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,464 This disease is called gingervitis,
00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:32,676 and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls.
00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:33,761 What?
00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,639 Kids who have gingervitis cannot be cured.
00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,641 Oh, sick!
00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,476 Gross!
00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,311 Yuck!
00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,813 Because their skin is so light,
00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:46,732 ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike...
00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,400 vampires.
00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:49,693 - Ohh! - Ohh!
00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:51,153 That's not true, fat-ass.
00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,405 I have red hair, and I don't have to avoid the sun.
00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:55,699 I was getting to that, if you'll let me.
00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,953 Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles.
00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:01,497 These people are called daywalkers.
00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,917 Ooh! Daywalkers!
00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,377 This is all a bunch of crap!
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,504 Mrs. Garrison, I'm really having a difficult time
00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,630 with all these interruptions.
00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,674 Kyle, let Eric give his presentation.
00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,884 It's not a presentation. It's a hate speech!
00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,137 People aren't creeped out by gingers.
00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,180 I am.
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,557 Kyle, if you want to debate Eric,
00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,433 you can do so with your paper tomorrow.
00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:22,518 Fine! I will!
00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,271 Fine! In the meantime, shut your goddamn daywalker mouth!
00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,607 Let's see. Where was I? Oh, yes.
00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,068 Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse,
00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,362 and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse,
00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,407 the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time.
00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,742 It is time that we all admit to ourselves
00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:41,287 that gingers are vile and disgusting.
00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,372 In conclusion, I will leave you with this --
00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,417 If you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one...
00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:48,919 ...think again.
00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,008 Stupid supremist ass-wipe!
00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,260 - Dude, what's the big deal? - What's the big deal?!
00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,721 Don't you understand what ignorant prejudice can lead to?
00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,723 I have to disprove Cartman's hateful rumors.
00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,933 Do you know any red-haired, freckled kids?
00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,393 What about the Foley family?
00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,270 I think they're all ginger.
00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:09,899 Hello?
00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,109 Hey, I'm giving a speech tomorrow
00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,777 about people with red hair and freckles.
00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,279 Can I just ask you a few questions?
00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,447 Sure. Come on in.
00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:20,868 Mom, Dad, these boys want to know about us.
00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,537 What? Well, hello there, kids.
00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,372 We came to learn the facts
00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,291 about people with red hair, light skin, and freckles.
00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,001 Oh. Gingers. Yes.
00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,629 Our cute little red-haired rascals.
00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,047 I'm sorry, but I don't understand.
00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,049 You both have dark hair and brown eyes.
00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,967 Yes, we've learned that the ginger gene
00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,595 is recessive in both our families' DNA.
00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,348 Actually, the odds of us having a red-haired, freckled child
00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:43,682 were only one in four.
00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,893 And still it happened.
00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,978 Three times!
00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,813 What are the odds?
00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,859 A lot of people carry the ginger gene
00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:54,985 and don't know.
00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,654 If your spouse is also a carrier,
00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,448 then your children can turn out like...
00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,908 them.
00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,786 Each one of them is a blessing.
00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,496 Oh, yes. Each one of them is a blessing.
00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:06,872 Blessing -- Blessing full of love.
00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,166 Thanks, Mom and Dad.
00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,919 But it's -- it's not true they...have no souls.
00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,175 No. No, I'm sure they do.
00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,468 Well, it was nice meeting you boys.
00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,719 We've got to get dinner started.
00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,554 I just had a couple more questions about --
00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,140 Look, boys, if you really don't want to have ginger kids,
00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,350 marry an Asian woman.
00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,560 Asians don't carry the recessive gene.
00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:30,854 I know a guy who's marrying a Japanese woman very soon
00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,356 for just that reason.
00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,281 And so red hair, light skin,
00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:42,366 and freckles are all passed down genetically.
00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,492 A child's red hair
00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,202 is not determined by the lack of a soul...
00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,206 ...but by the melanins which control the pigment
00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,457 in all of our skins.
00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,459 Thank you.
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,379 Okay. Very nice, Kyle.
00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,299 A little dry and science-y for my tastes, but there you go.
00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,801 All right. That's lunch, kids.
00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,219 We'll pick up with Clyde's speech
00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,805 about lesbian cheerleaders after recess.
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,891 That was a very informative speech, Kyle.
00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:08,809 Thanks, Butters.
00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,603 Informative if you want to die.
00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:14,023 Guys, don't forget, Kyle is a daywalker.
00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,899 Daywalkers are half ginger themselves.
00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:18,402 Make no mistake -- Ginger kids are evil.
00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,279 Do you know who was ginger? Judas.
00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:21,530 And what did Judas do?
00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,574 Oh, he just got Jesus killed. That's all.
00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,368 Look, I'm just saying what everyone else already thinks --
00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,578 Gingers are creepy.
00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:31,081 And one night, when you're all sleeping in your room...
00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,916 the gingers are gonna get ya.
00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:35,044 They're gonna get ya!
00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,087 You buying school lunch today?
00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,964 Nah. My mom packed me a kosher lunch.
00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,424 Right this way!
00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:42,885 You can't eat in the cafeteria!
00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,011 How come?
00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,596 Ginger kids eat in the hallway.
00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,807 Yeah. Go on. Beat it, r-retard.
00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:53,687 There. You see?
00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:54,688 This is what happens
00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,648 when Cartman is allowed his right to free speech.
00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:57,733 That's just wrong, dude.
00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,819 I wish Cartman could see what it felt like to be ginger.
00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,488 Hey. That's a great idea!
00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,739 Mrph rmh rmphm?
00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,449 Can you guys meet me at Cartman's house tonight
00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,284 - at around midnight? - Sure. For what?
00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,287 We're gonna teach that fat bastard a lesson.
00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,688 Okay, dude. Knock him out.
00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:42,861 Dude! Dude, okay! He's out.
00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,948 Kyle, that's good!
00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,618 All right. Let's do it.
00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,125 Eric, honey, time to get up for school.
00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:09,096 ♪ You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille ♪
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,473 ♪ Four hungry children and a... ♪
00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,648 Poopsiekins?
00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,194 Sweetie, what is --
00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,196 I'm ginger!
00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,531 Oh, my God! Eric!
00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,074 Help me!
00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,993 Help me!
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,372 Well, all his vital signs are still normal.
00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,582 From his outward appearance,
00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:39,668 I would say he has the standard skin-pigment deficiency.
00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,003 You mean...
00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,465 Yes, I'm afraid that your son is suffering from gingervitis.
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,175 But how can I become a ginger now?
00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,468 I wasn't born like this!
00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:50,471 Well, the red-haired-and-freckle gene is a recessive gene.
00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,222 It must have stayed dormant in your system
00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,640 until you hit adolescence.
00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,476 So I'm gonna stay like this forever?
00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,810 I'm sorry, son.
00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,645 Ms. Cartman, could I have a word with you?
00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:02,191 Ms. Cartman, I know this must be very difficult for you.
00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,401 I, for one, can't stand red-haired, freckled kids.
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,571 But you need to understand there is no cure.
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,948 Your son will be ginger his whole life.
00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,160 You might want to just... put him down.
00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,495 Oh.
00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,413 Excuse me, Doctor.
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,207 But it just so happens my mom loves me
00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,458 no matter what I look like!
00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:20,834 Right, Mom?
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:23,837 Mom?!
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,631 Oh. Y-Yes. Of course, sweetie.
00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:28,926 All right. But you're gonna have to take certain precautions now.
00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,262 It's very important that you keep Eric out of the sun.
00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,224 The sun is his worst enemy.
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,938 Hey, dudes. What's going on?
00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:46,109 How's everything with you guys?
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,779 Wow, Cartman. You look...different.
00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,365 Yes. Well, it's interesting you should point that out, Kyle.
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,783 I went to the doctor yesterday,
00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:56,078 and apparently I suffer from a small skin-pigment deficiency.
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,664 You mean <i>you're</i> a ginger?
00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,874 Actually, gingervitis is the medical term.
00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,584 Is that an umbrella you're using?
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,794 Yes, Kyle.
00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,254 The sun's rays are bad for my skin,
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,089 so I need to be protected when I'm outside.
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,966 Well, I'm glad we've gotten all that out of the way
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,802 and now we can just go on with our lives as normal.
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,471 Wow. That's a little ironic, isn't it?
00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,556 What do you mean, Kyle?
00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,933 Well, I mean, all last week, you were ripping on ginger kids,
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,726 and now you <i>a re</i> one.
00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:23,188 Hmm. I don't really see the irony in that, Kyle.
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,238 Hey, Butters.
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,704 That's fine. Just get it out of the way.
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:39,997 Dude, this is going awesome.
00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,915 Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson this time.
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,016 Hey, Clyde, Token, what's up? Jim.
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,810 What are you doing?
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,312 I'm grubbin'. What's it look like?
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,731 You're not supposed to be in the cafeteria.
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:06,481 Huh?
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,984 You know the rule -- No ginger kids in the cafeteria.
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,195 But...it's me.
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,615 Right. And you're ginger.
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,907 Dude, check it out.
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,451 Guys! Okay, look.
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:21,121 Maybe I'm ginger, but... I'm not like other ginger kids.
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,373 I'm still me inside.
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:26,960 Sorry.
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,671 If we let one ginger kid in, the others are gonna start coming.
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,257 Yeah. Beat it, j-jackass.
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,307 We did it, guys.
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,975 We finally taught Cartman a lesson.
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,645 I'll bet that now Cartman is gonna have a long, hard think
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,730 about how he treated gingers.
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,650 I want to thank everyone for showing up today.
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,069 I've called this meeting because I don't know about you,
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,820 but I, for one, am sick and tired
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,447 of being discriminated against!
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,699 Just because we have red hair, light skin, and freckles,
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,826 we're thought of as somehow less important.
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,036 And it's bullcrap!
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,412 Yeah!
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,997 Kids at school laugh at us.
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,916 Doctors call us genetically inferior.
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,877 The world needs to know that we are people with feelings
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,338 and our parents love us for who we are!
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,173 My dad says each one of my freckles
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,176 is a kiss from an angel.
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,429 Right. Exactly.
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,931 We can't let this go on any longer.
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,349 We should be proud of who we are!
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,184 Think of all the great people throughout history
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,185 who were ginger.
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,980 People like...like, uh...
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,108 Like...
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,568 Ron Howard?
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,320 Right! Ron Howard!
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,782 And, uh...and...
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,535 Ron Howard?
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,495 Right. We already had him, but right.
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,331 See? Ginger people go on to do amazing things in society.
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,250 We need to let everyone in this school know
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,877 that we are not inferior, that we are, in fact, beautiful,
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,046 totally awesome, and super smart.
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,340 It's time for us to take back our pride!
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,675 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,805 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,932 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,435 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,645 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,856 We gingers are a proud people.
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,483 We are the noble descendants of great Americans
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,777 like Ron Howard and...others.
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,321 We will not be discriminated against any longer,
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,073 for we are a great race!
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,116 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,410 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,287 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,538 I don't believe it.
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,415 - Should we tell him the truth? - Nah.
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,958 Let him make a complete ass of himself
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,334 for a little while longer.
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,794 Better red than dead!
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,171 - Better red than dead! - Better red than dead!
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,630 Better red than dead!
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,382 Tom, I'm standing outside
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,301 the Denver Center for the Performing Arts,
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,969 where the new production of "Annie"
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096 has just premiered to cries of outrage.
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,223 A rapidly growing organization
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,350 called the ginger separatist movement
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,394 is furious that the lead role of Annie
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,271 is being played by a girl
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,565 who isn't actually red-haired and freckled.
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,068 Joining me now is the gingers' head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,029 That's right! This is bullcrap!
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,281 We true gingers are furious
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,200 that the role of Annie is being minimalized!
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,744 What harm do you believe this actress is doing
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,746 to the true red-haired community?
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,122 The bitch isn't ginger!
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,082 She's just using makeup to look ginger.
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,959 And pretending to be ginger with makeup
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,669 is the worst thing anybody can do!
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,713 - Yeah! That's right! - Yeah!
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,841 There she is! Get her!
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,596 You're not ginger, bitch!
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,348 This is getting pretty ugly, Tom.
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,475 These gingers are really riled up.
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,476 If you are a ginger
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,478 and would like to join the ginger separatist movement,
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,480 you can attend their first meeting this Friday
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,358 in the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,863 Okay. Welcome, everyone.
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,990 It's so great to see such a wonderful turnout
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,035 at the first all-ginger pride conference!
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,581 Now it is my honor to introduce the man
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,668 who has brought self-respect to gingers, Eric Cartman!
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,381 Thanks, Jody! Gingers, how are we feeling?!
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,384 Can I get a "Red power"?!
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,885 Red power!
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,554 Oh, yes! That feels good, doesn't it?
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,305 Feels good to be proud of who you are.
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,225 I don't think I need to tell you there's a lot of hate out there,
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,269 hate for awesome people like us.
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,854 And if there's one thing I've learned,
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,690 it's that the only way to fight hate is with more hate!
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,483 We are not the freaks of society!
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,651 Everyone else is!
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,406 Gingers are the chosen people, the chosen race.
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,449 And we must view the rest of the world
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,452 as the lowlife, dark-skinned rats that they are!
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,831 Hello there.
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,666 Gary Nelson with Hilton guest relations.
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,710 Just making sure you guys have everything you need.
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,504 We're fine. Thanks.
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,215 Need any buffet items restocked? Everyone okay on coffee?
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,134 - We're fine. - Great.
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,720 Oh, hey, guys, just wanted to say thanks for choosing
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,471 the Airport Hilton for your conference.
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,181 You're welcome! Now leave us alone!
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,643 My fellow gingers...
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,062 I envision a world in which there is no hate...
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,398 a world where everyone is ginger!
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,444 And so we must gather together every child who is not ginger
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,404 and exterminate them!
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,614 - Huh? - What?
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,198 Exterminate?
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,199 Now, go!
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,284 Go out into the night
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,286 and take non-ginger kids from their homes!
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,622 We will eradicate them all with cages and torches
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,832 and a pit of lava to throw them all in!
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,336 I am not gonna live my life as a goddamn minority!
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,629 Are you with me?!
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,214 Huzzah! Huzzah!
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,844 Dude, we're gonna go sneak into Cartman's
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,429 and change him back to a non-ginger.
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,389 Huh? Why?
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,224 Because now he's acting like gingers are awesome
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,559 and all his friends are gingers.
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,645 When he wakes up tomorrow and realizes he isn't really ginger,
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,022 - it'll be hysterical. - Mrph!
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,148 Are you in?
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,567 Totally.
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,487 You know, Cartman <i>is</i> an uncaring, bigoted,
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,571 intolerant asshole.
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,115 But I have to admit, I had my own prejudice about gingers.
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,241 I think we all need to realize
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,993 that everyone is different in one way or another,
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,828 and we shouldn't be threatened by those differences.
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,872 I mean, Cartman actually had me kind of creeped out
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,707 that gingers were gonna come get me in the night.
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,501 Mrph!
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,882 Oh. Hey there.
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,805 You guys...need anything?
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:18,269 Let's just -- Let's just walk this way.
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,484 More ginger kids.
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,028 Uh, m-maybe we should just go home.
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,279 Yeah. Good idea.
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,580 What the hell do they want?!
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,915 - Mrph! - Kenny!
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,792 Run, dude! Run!
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,426 Huh?
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,927 G-Ginger kids.
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:51,970 Aah!
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,305 Clyde, what is it, honey?
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,355 Aah!
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,857 Ginger kids!
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,775 No!
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,155 ♪ La-la ♪
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,990 ♪ La-la-la ♪
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,701 - What is it? - It's a little ginger girl.
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,995 - ♪ La-la ♪ - Shut the door!
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,496 ♪ La-la ♪
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,998 ♪ La-la-la ♪
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,625 - Ow! - Ooh!
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,794 ♪ La-la ♪
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,087 ♪ La-la-la ♪
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,922 ♪ La-la ♪
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,132 ♪ La-la-la ♪
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,518 In there! Go!
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,607 Come on! Get this jamb on the door!
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,299 Kyle. Kyle, wake up.
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,885 Huh? What?
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,345 Where are we?
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,894 I think we're at the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,396 My fellow gingers,
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,440 the day of reckoning is finally upon us!
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,360 Cartman?
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,028 Oh, Jesus. I should have known.
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,656 What we begin here we will take worldwide
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,075 until the blood of every non-ginger child
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,118 has been spilled!
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,622 You guys got everything you need in here?
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,415 Need more coffee, buffet items?
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,417 No. We're fine. Thank you!
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,419 How about lava? You got enough lava?
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,504 Yes! We're good!
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,048 Okay. Hey, thanks for choosing the Airport Hilton, guys.
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,591 You're welcome! Now leave us alone!
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,138 Now... let the extermination begin!
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,183 We will start with the daywalker.
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,144 Daywalker!
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,315 Throw him in!
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,359 Cartman, I need to tell you something!
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,987 Go on, then. Say your last words.
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,947 I think you'd rather hear this in private.
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,532 Okay. Fine. Let him speak.
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,119 Then we kill every non-ginger here!
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,084 You...You what?
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,760 Come on! Let's fulfill the plan!
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,470 All non-gingers must die!
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,638 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,058 Right. The plan.
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,728 Um...oh.
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,023 Oh, my God, you guys. Uh, I just realized something.
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,482 We shouldn't be doing this.
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,027 I-I mean, look at us. What have we become?
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,528 - Huh? - What?
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,696 D-Don't you see?
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,823 If we go and exterminate everyone who isn't ginger,
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,118 then we're no better than they were for thinking less of us.
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:06,915 Maybe we all have to learn to live together.
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,794 But you just said everyone who isn't ginger must die.
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,923 Right, but -- but I've learned that we can't judge people
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,883 based on what they look like.
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,762 But you just said they should all die 15 seconds ago.
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,514 I know. I know, but I-I get it now.
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,808 We've got to live and let live.
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,688 What did that kid in the green hat tell you?
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:31,773 Huh?
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,734 That kid right there -- What did he just tell you?
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,861 Who? Oh, him? Oh. No, that was just...
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,030 That was about something else. Totally unrelated.
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,615 You wanted to kill everyone who wasn't ginger.
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,325 Then that kid in the green hat told you something,
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,952 and you don't want to do it all of a sudden.
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,536 What did he tell you?
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,747 No, he was just telling me about something funny
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,415 that happened at school yesterday.
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,417 Um, oh, but anyway -- Oh! Oh, wow.
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,835 I can't believe how great it feels
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,545 to finally love my fellow man, huh?
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,047 Isn't this great, you guys?
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,758 We've sure been through a lot, but in the end,
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,052 we all learned it's best to get along.
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,596 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,640 ♪ Ginger or not, we're all the same ♪
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,600 ♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,727 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause it's lame ♪
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,561 Come on, guys!
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,855 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,441 ♪ Ginger or not, it's all the same ♪
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,609 That's it! You got it!
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,945 ♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,322 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause that is lame ♪
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,241 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,034 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same ♪
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,453 - ♪ The same, you and I ♪ - ♪ Black or white... ♪
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,580 You are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman.
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,332 Yes, but I'm not going to die.
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,501 ♪ That's why we got to get along, people ♪
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,171 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same ♪
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,257 ♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,551 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause that is lame ♪
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,053 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:47,140 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same ♪
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,475 ♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,228 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause that is lame ♪
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,063 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:57,692 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same ♪

00:00:37,926 --> 00:00:42,956 Плутон - это так-же самая дальняя планета от солнца, тем не менее многие ученые верят, что много планет находятся за ним.
00:00:42,956 --> 00:00:46,186 Надеюсь вам понравился мой доклад по Солнечной сиситеме. Спасибо.
00:00:48,146 --> 00:00:50,976 Хорошо, очень хорошо, Токен. Спасибо.
00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:55,826 Так, дети, похоже у нас есть еще время на один доклад , пускай это будет Эрик.
00:00:56,936 --> 00:00:58,446 Спасибо, Миссис Гаррисон.
00:00:58,486 --> 00:01:03,826 Мой доклад называется "Рыжие дети: дети с красными волосами, светлой кожей, и веснушками."
00:01:05,306 --> 00:01:08,756 Мы все их видим во дворе, в магазине, гуляющими по улицам -
00:01:08,796 --> 00:01:11,336 они наводият на нас ужас и заставляют чувствовать боль в желудке.
00:01:11,366 --> 00:01:13,676 Я конечно говорю о ... рыжих детях.
00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,846 Ооо больные! Мерзость!
00:01:18,196 --> 00:01:23,216 Рыжие дети рождаются с болезнью, которая является причиной очень светлой кожи, крысных волос и веснушек.
00:01:23,846 --> 00:01:25,806 Ооу, отвратительно! Гадость!
00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:32,426 Эта болезнь называется Рыжевитость, и случается потому, что у рыжих детей нет душ.
00:01:33,076 --> 00:01:34,256 Что ?
00:01:34,296 --> 00:01:36,566 Дети, у которых рыжевитость - неизлечимы
00:01:37,516 --> 00:01:39,106 Аа, больные!
00:01:39,146 --> 00:01:40,766 Мерзость!
00:01:41,566 --> 00:01:42,516 Гадость.
00:01:42,556 --> 00:01:45,846 Так как их кожа такая светлая, рыжие дети должны избегать солнца.
00:01:45,886 --> 00:01:48,476 Так же как... вампиры.
00:01:49,786 --> 00:01:53,776 Это не правда, жырная жопа! У меня красные волосы, и мне не надо избегать солнца!
00:01:53,776 --> 00:01:55,996 Я объясню это, если ты мне позволишь.
00:01:56,036 --> 00:01:59,246 У некоторых людей красные волосы, но не светлая кожа и нет веснушек.
00:01:59,276 --> 00:02:01,706 Эти люди зовутся "дневными бродягами".
00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,356 Хоу! Дневные бродяги!
00:02:05,396 --> 00:02:06,876 Всё это куча говна!
00:02:06,906 --> 00:02:10,056 Миссис Гаррисон, мне довольно сложно продолжать, когда меня прирывают...
00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:12,196 Кайл, дай Эрику провести его презентацию.
00:02:12,226 --> 00:02:16,306 Это не презентация, это ненавистная речь! Рыжие не наводят на людей ужас!
00:02:16,676 --> 00:02:17,836 На меня наводят.
00:02:18,646 --> 00:02:21,926 Кайл, если хочешь устроить деббаты с Эриком, можешь сделать это завтра при помощи своего доклада!
00:02:21,966 --> 00:02:22,966 Отлично, я так и сделаю.
00:02:22,996 --> 00:02:25,776 Отлично! А сейчас, заткни свой проклятый дневно-бродяжий рот!
00:02:26,626 --> 00:02:28,746 Так, на чем я остановился? Ах да!
00:02:28,786 --> 00:02:31,616 Как вампиры, ген рыжести - это проклятье,
00:02:31,646 --> 00:02:36,816 и если мы не попытаемся избавить землю от этого проклятья, рыжие могут ввергнуть наши жизни в вечную темноту.
00:02:36,846 --> 00:02:41,716 Пришло время признаться самим себе, что рыжие - это мерзко и отвратительно.
00:02:41,756 --> 00:02:46,476 В завершении, хочу вам показать это : если вы до сих пор думаете, что проблема рыжих не серьезна,
00:02:47,516 --> 00:02:48,726 подумайте еще раз.
00:02:52,556 --> 00:02:54,316 Тупая жопоподтиралка высшей степени!
00:02:54,356 --> 00:02:55,496 Чувак, чего ты так близко это принимаешь?
00:02:55,526 --> 00:02:56,436 Чео я так близко принимаю??
00:02:56,466 --> 00:02:59,136 Неужели ты не понимаешь к чему это невежественное предубеждение может привести?
00:02:59,176 --> 00:03:01,266 Я должен опровергнуть ненавистный доклад Картмана!
00:03:01,296 --> 00:03:02,726 Знаешь каких нибудь красно-волосых детей с веснушками?
00:03:03,186 --> 00:03:06,106 Как насчет семьи Фолей? По моему они все рыжие.
00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,386 Даа?
00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:14,176 Привет. Я собираюсь завтра сделать доклад о людях с красными волосами и веснушками.
00:03:14,206 --> 00:03:15,666 Можно задать вам пару вопросов?
00:03:15,706 --> 00:03:16,896 Конечно. Заходите.
00:03:19,336 --> 00:03:21,326 Мам, пап, эти мальчики хотят знать о нас.
00:03:21,356 --> 00:03:23,806 Что? Ха, здравствуйте, дети.
00:03:24,546 --> 00:03:27,836 Мы... пришли узнать некоторые факты о людях с красными волосами, светлой кожей и веснушками.
00:03:27,876 --> 00:03:31,386 Охо, рыжие, да. Наши милые маленькие красно-волосые плутишки.
00:03:31,976 --> 00:03:35,506 Простите, но я не понимаю. У вас у обоих темные волосы и карие глаза.
00:03:35,536 --> 00:03:40,076 Да, мы узнали, что ген рыжести непостоянен в обоих ДНК наших семей.
00:03:40,106 --> 00:03:44,276 На самом деле, вероятность того, что у нас мог родится красно-волосый веснушчатый ребенок была один к четырем.
00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:47,446 И это случилось. Три раза.
00:03:47,486 --> 00:03:49,426 Каков шанс?
00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:55,306 У некоторых людей присутствует рыжий ген, но они об этом не знают.
00:03:55,346 --> 00:04:00,986 Если ваша жена тоже носитель, тогда твои дети могут стать такими как... они.
00:04:02,436 --> 00:04:04,026 Каждый из них это благословение.
00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:06,056 О да, каждый из них - это благословение.
00:04:06,086 --> 00:04:07,396 Хмх благословение, полное любви.
00:04:07,426 --> 00:04:08,616 Спасибо, мам и пап.
00:04:09,376 --> 00:04:12,286 Но это... это не правда , что у них... нет душ.
00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:18,166 Нет... нет, я уверен, что есть.
00:04:18,996 --> 00:04:21,216 Чтож, было приятно видет вас, мальчики. Мы хотим приступить к ужину.
00:04:21,246 --> 00:04:23,066 У меня еще было несколько вопросов о-
00:04:23,106 --> 00:04:26,656 Слушайте, мальчики, если вы действительно не хотите иметь рыжих детей, женитесь на азиатках.
00:04:26,696 --> 00:04:28,796 Азиатки не переносят нестабильный ген.
00:04:28,826 --> 00:04:32,406 Я знаю парня, который женился на японке только по этой причине.
00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:43,086 Итак, красные волосы, светлая кожа и веснушки - всё это передается генетически.
00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,816 Цвет красных волос определяется отсутствие души,
00:04:47,536 --> 00:04:51,706 а меланином, который контролирует пигмент всего нашего кожного покрова. Спасибо.
00:04:54,126 --> 00:04:58,956 Так, очень мило, Кайл. Немного сухо и заумно на мой взгляд, но сойдет.
00:05:00,186 --> 00:05:01,396 Лаадно, обед, дети.
00:05:01,436 --> 00:05:05,186 Мы выслушаем доклад Клайда о лесбиянках в группах поддержки футбольных комманд после перемены.
00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,376 Это был довольно информативный доклад, Кайл.
00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,346 Спасибо, Баттерс
00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:11,196 Информативный, если ты хочешь умереть.
00:05:12,336 --> 00:05:16,516 Пацаны, не забывайте! Кайл - дневной бродяга. Дневный бродяги сами наполовину рыжие.
00:05:16,546 --> 00:05:18,856 Не делайте ошибок: рыжие дети - зло.
00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,526 Знаете кто был рыжим? Judas.
00:05:20,566 --> 00:05:23,616 И что сделал Judas? Оо, он просто убил Иисуса, вот и всё.
00:05:24,276 --> 00:05:28,506 Слушайте, я просто говорю то, о чем другие думаю: Рыжие гавнисты.
00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:32,806 И однажды ночью, когда вы будете спать в своей комнате, рыжие придут за вами.
00:05:32,846 --> 00:05:34,666 Они придут за вами!
00:05:36,306 --> 00:05:37,666 Возьмешь обед в столовой?
00:05:37,696 --> 00:05:39,546 Не, мама сделала мне кошерный обед.
00:05:39,576 --> 00:05:40,526 Вот туда!
00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:42,976 Ты не можешь есть в кафетерии
00:05:43,016 --> 00:05:44,396 Почему ?
00:05:44,426 --> 00:05:46,156 Рыжие едят в коридоре!
00:05:46,186 --> 00:05:49,446 Да. Давай, съешь это, ка... кк-калека!
00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:57,006 Вот! Вы видите?! Вот что случается, когда Картману позволяются пользоваться свободой слова!
00:05:57,036 --> 00:06:00,496 Это не правильно, чувак. Хотел бы я, чтобы Картман смог почувствовать как это быть рыжим.
00:06:01,506 --> 00:06:03,336 Эй. Великолепная идея!
00:06:04,466 --> 00:06:06,556 Можете собраться у дома Картмана в полночь?
00:06:06,596 --> 00:06:07,406 Конечно, зачем?
00:06:07,446 --> 00:06:09,756 Мы преподадим урок этому жырному ублюдку!
00:06:35,036 --> 00:06:36,496 Хорошо, чувак, вырубай его
00:06:41,946 --> 00:06:43,526 Чувак, чувак, харэ, он отрубился!
00:06:44,856 --> 00:06:45,946 Кайл, харэ!
00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:49,026 Что ж, приступим.
00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:55,686 Эрик, сладкий, время вставать в школу.
00:07:18,826 --> 00:07:19,726 Пупсик!
00:07:22,216 --> 00:07:23,426 Сладкий, что-
00:07:24,876 --> 00:07:26,396 Я РЫЖИЙ!
00:07:26,436 --> 00:07:28,026 О, Господи! Эрик!
00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:31,216 Помогите! Помогите!
00:07:33,976 --> 00:07:36,066 Что ж, все его жизненные показатели в норме.
00:07:36,106 --> 00:07:40,056 По его внешнему виду, я бы сказал что у него обычный кожно-пигментный дефицит.
00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:40,976 Вы имеете в виду...
00:07:41,016 --> 00:07:44,886 Да, боюсь ваш сын страдает рыжевитостью.
00:07:44,926 --> 00:07:47,996 И как так случилось, что я сейчас стал рыжим?! Я родился таким!
00:07:48,036 --> 00:07:51,086 Нуу, красно-волосный и веснушчатый ген не стабилен.
00:07:51,086 --> 00:07:54,116 Он мог оставаться бездействующим в твоем организме, пока пока ты не достиг подросткового возраста.
00:07:54,146 --> 00:07:55,586 И что, я буду таким всегда?
00:07:55,616 --> 00:07:57,096 Прости, сынок.
00:07:57,126 --> 00:07:58,986 Миссис Картман, могу я с вами переговорить?
00:07:59,906 --> 00:08:02,446 Миссис Картман, знаю это должно быть ... очень сложно для вас.
00:08:02,486 --> 00:08:07,746 Я сам не выношу красно-волосых и веснушчатых детей, но вы должны понять, что это не излечимо.
00:08:07,786 --> 00:08:09,996 Ваш сын будет рыжим всю жизнь.
00:08:10,036 --> 00:08:13,106 Вы не можете просто ... избавиться от него.
00:08:15,576 --> 00:08:19,976 Кхе, простите, доктор, но так повелось, что моя мама любит меня, не зависимо от того, как я выгляжу!
00:08:20,006 --> 00:08:20,546 Так, мам ?
00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:24,356 Мам?!
00:08:24,386 --> 00:08:26,076 Оо д-да, конечно, сладкий.
00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:29,166 Ладно, но... теперь вам нужно будет соблюдать некоторые меры предосторожности.
00:08:29,196 --> 00:08:35,496 Очень важно держать Эрика подальше от солнца. Солнце... это его худший враг
00:08:39,336 --> 00:08:41,406 Привет, чуваки, что происходит?
00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:46,746 Как у вас дела, пацаны?
00:08:46,746 --> 00:08:46,986 Вау, Картман. Ты выглядишь... по другому. Как у вас дела, пацаны?
00:08:46,986 --> 00:08:49,166 Вау, Картман. Ты выглядишь... по другому.
00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:51,736 Да, это интересно, ты должен это понять, Кайл.
00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:56,076 Я сходил вчера к доктору и по видимому я страдаю от небольшего кожно-пигментного расстройства.
00:08:56,596 --> 00:08:58,646 Ты имеешь в виду, ты рыжий?
00:08:58,676 --> 00:09:01,416 На самом деле, рыжевитость - медицинский термин.
00:09:01,456 --> 00:09:03,336 Ты пользуешься зонтиком?
00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:03,886 Да, Кайл
00:09:03,926 --> 00:09:07,406 Солнечные лучи плохо влияют на мою кожу, поэтому мне нужно защищаться, когда я на улице.
00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:11,116 Что ж , я рад, что вы всё это уяснили, и теперь мы можем просто жить как обычно.
00:09:12,356 --> 00:09:14,076 Вау, это немного иронично, не правда ли?
00:09:14,756 --> 00:09:16,136 Что ты имеешь в виду, Кайл?
00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:19,326 Ну, я имею в виду всю прошлую неделю, когда ты осуждал рыжих детей и теперь ты один из них.
00:09:20,386 --> 00:09:23,016 Мм. Не вижу в этом никакой иронии, Кайл.
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,776 Это смешно, проехали...
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,526 Чувак, всё идёт великолепно.
00:09:40,566 --> 00:09:42,316 Может он наконец-то получит урок в этот раз.
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:01,740 Что ты делаешь?
00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:03,600 Я ем. А на что это похоже?
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,830 Ты не должен находиться в кафетерии.
00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:06,960 Аа?
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,520 Ты знаешь правила. Никаких рыжих в кафетерии.
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,640 Но... это я.
00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:15,000 Да. И ты рыжий
00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:16,620 Чувак, зацени
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:23,410 Пацаны! Ладно, глядите, может я и рыжий, но... Я не как другие рыжие дети. Я всё равно я внутри.
00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:30,430 Прости. Если мы позволим одному рыжему есть здесь, начнут приходить другие.
00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:32,610 Даа , съешь это, ж... жопа.
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:42,570 Мы сделали это, пацаны. Мы наконец то проучили Картмана.
00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:46,700 Готов поспорить, что Картману предстоят сложные и долгие размышления о том как он обсирал рыжих.
00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,260 Хочу поблагодарить всех за то, что пришли сюда сегодня.
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:55,870 Я собрал эту встречу потому, что, не знаю как вы, но я устал от всей этой дескриминации!
00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:58,480 Только потому, что у нас красные волосы, светлая кожа и веснушки,
00:10:58,510 --> 00:11:01,670 О нас думают как о менее важных, и это бычье гавно!
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:02,990 Даа !
00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:06,680 Дети в школе смеются над нами, доктора называют нас "генетически неполноценными".
00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:11,620 Мир должен узнать, что мы - люди, с чувствами! И наши родителю любят нас за то, кем мы являемся!
00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:15,340 Мой папа говорит, что каждая из моих веснушек - это поцелуй от ангела.
00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:21,700 ...правильно, именно! Мы не можем дать этому так продолжаться!
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:26,430 Мы должны гордиться тем, кем мы являемся! Подумайте о всех тех великих людях истории, которые были рыжими. Люди как...
00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:34,130 Рон Хауард?
00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:38,970 Правильно! Рон Хауард! Иии ох... Ииии...
00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:41,320 Рон Хауард?
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:47,020 Правильно! Он у нас уже был, но правильно! Видите? Рыжие люди тоже делают потрясающие вещи для общества!
00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:49,840 Мы должны дать всем в школе знать, что мы не неполноценные!
00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:56,170 Что мы на самом деле красивые, абсолютно потрясающие и супер умные. Пришло время вернуть назад нашу гордость!
00:11:56,210 --> 00:11:57,080 Даа !
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:09,200 Красная Сила!
00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:11,320 Мы рыжие - гордые люди!
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:16,400 Мы потомки великих американцев благородного происхождения как Рон Хауард, и ...другие!
00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:20,690 Мы больше не будем подвергаться дескриминации, так как мы - великая расса!
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:21,780 Даа !
00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:25,800 Красная Сила!
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,020 Не могу в это поверить.
00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,510 Может скажем ему правду?
00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:31,320 Нее, пускай еще некоторое время поделает из себя жопу.
00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:32,660 Красная Сила !
00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:36,470 Лучше красный, чем мертвый!
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:40,080 Том, я нахожусь снаружи Денверского актерского центра,
00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,990 где только что прошла премьера нового спектакля "Энни" переросшая в крик возмущения.
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:50,540 Стихийно растущая организация, называющаяся Рыжее Сепаратистское Движение протестует против того, что главную роль Энни
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:54,260 играет девочка, которая на самом деле не рыжая и без веснушек.
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:57,530 Рядом со мной - главный оратор рыжих, Эрик Картман.
00:12:57,560 --> 00:13:03,810 Да, так и есть! Это бычье говно! Мы настоящие рыжие взбешены тем, что роль Энни минимализируется!
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:08,190 Какой вред, по вашему мнению, приносит эта актриса настоящему красно- волосому обществу?
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,690 Эта сучка не рыжая! Она просто красится, чтобы выглядеть рыжей!
00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:15,420 А претворяться, что ты рыжий при помощи мэйкапа - это самая плохая вещь, которую вообще можно совершить!
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,560 Даа! Правильно!
00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:25,110 Вот она! Взять её! Умри, тупая сука!
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:28,940 Всё становится довольно серьезным, Том. Рыжие на самом деле возмущены!
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:32,190 Если ты рыжий и хочешь присоедениться к Рыжему Сепаратистскому Движению,
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:36,350 ты можешь посетить их первую встречу в эту пятницу в отеле Восход в аэропорту Хилтона.
00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:42,490 Ладно, добро пожаловать, всем.
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:47,540 Как приятно видеть столь прекрасную явку на первой обще - рыжей конференции гордости!
00:13:49,570 --> 00:13:55,280 Теперь, я имею честь представить вам человека, который вернул самоуважение рыжим, Эрик Картман!
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,880 Спасибо, Жоди! Рыжие, как у нас дела?
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,970 Могу я услышать Красную Силу?
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,180 Красная Сила!
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,380 Оо да! Хорошее чувство, неправда ли?
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:10,550 Как хорошо чувствовать гордость за то, кем ты являешься! Теперь, не думаю что мне надо рассказывать вам, сколько ненависти там, снаружи.
00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:12,710 Ненависти к великолепным людям, как мы.
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:17,470 И есть одна вещь, которой я научился - как бороться с ненавистью - при помощи еще большей ненависти!
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:20,310 Мы - не общество уродцев, это остальные являются им!
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,640 Даа !!!
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,040 Рыжие - избранные люди! Избранная расса!
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:30,080 И мы должны показать остальному миру, насколько они низки, они темно-кожие крысы!
00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:35,280 Привет всем! Гарри Нельсон, из администрации Хилтона.
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,390 Просто хочу убедиться, что у вас есть всё, что вам нужно
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,150 Мы в порядке, спасибо.
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,760 Не нужно пополнить буфет? Достаточно у всех кофе?
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:43,890 Мы в порядке!
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:49,340 Отлично. Оо, и господа, просто хотел поблагодарить за то, что выбрали аэропорт Хилтона для конференции.
00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:50,850 Пожалуйста!! Теперь оставьте нас одних!!
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:56,580 Мои рыжие друзья! Я представил себе мир без ненависти!
00:14:56,610 --> 00:14:58,840 Мир, где все рыжие!
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:04,740 И поэтому мы должны собрать всех не рыжих детей и уничтожить их!
00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:06,480 Хм ?
00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:07,470 Уничтожить ?
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:11,970 Теперь вперед! Идите в ночь и забирайте не рыжих детей из их домов!
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,320 Мы искореним их при помощи клеток, пыток и бассейна лавы, куда мы их будем кидать!
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:21,210 Я не собираюсь оставаться всю свою жизнь в проклятом меньшинстве! Вы со мной?!
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:30,050 Чувак, мы собираемся пробраться в дом Картмана и поменять его обратно в не-рыжего!
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,150 Аа? Зачем?
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:35,130 Потому, что теперь он притворяется, что рыжие - это великолепно. И все его друзья рыжие.
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:38,350 Когда он проснется завтра и поймет, что он больше не рыжий, у него будет истерика!
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:40,450 Ты с нами?
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,330 абсолютно
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:49,370 Знаешь, Картман - невнимательный, фанатичный, нетерпимый гавнюк, но я должен признать, что у меня есть предубеждение насчет рыжих.
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,360 Думаю нам нужно понять, что мы все разные в той, или иной степени,
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,210 и мы не должны судить друг друга из за этих различий
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:57,990 Я имею в виду то, что Картман действительно напугал меня, убедив, что рыжие придут за мной ночью.
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,920 Оу... привет.
00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:11,820 Вам, ребята... нужно... что-то?
00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:18,100 Давайте просто... давайте просто пойдем той дорогой.
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:27,240 Еще рыжие дети. Мм, мо-может нам просто пойти домой.
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:28,530 Даа, хорошая идея.
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,470 Какого черта им нужно??
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,200 Кени !
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,560 Беги, чувак, беги !
00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:52,500 Аа... Ры... рыжие дети! АААА!
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:54,350 Клайд? Что такое, сладкий??
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,430 Рыжие дети! Неееет!
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:12,230 Лааа ла, лааа лала.
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:13,290 Что такое??
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,060 Это ... маленькая рыжая девочка.
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,350 Закрой дверь!
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:23,190 Лааа ла, лааа лала, лааа ла.
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,330 Туда! Бежим!
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,950 Подопри этой доской дверь!
00:18:10,472 --> 00:18:11,872 Кайл. Кайл, вставай.
00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:15,102 Аа. Чтоо? Где мы ?
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,762 Думаю мы в зале Восхода в аэропорте Хилтона.
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:27,862 Мои рыжие приятели! Наконец то наступил день расплаты!
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,772 Картман ?
00:18:30,802 --> 00:18:32,322 Оо Иисусе, я должен был догадаться!
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:38,722 То, что мы начинаем здесь, мы распространим по всему миру, пока не прольется кровь последнего не рыжего ребенка!
00:18:41,552 --> 00:18:44,892 У вас, ребята, есть всё, что вам нужно? Не нужно еще кофе, пополнить буфет?
00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:46,692 Нет, у нас всё в порядке! Спасибо!
00:18:46,732 --> 00:18:48,692 Как насчет лавы? У вас достаточно лавы?
00:18:48,732 --> 00:18:49,982 Да! Всё в порядке!
00:18:50,022 --> 00:18:52,392 Хорошо. Эй, спасибо, что выбрали аэропорт Хилтон, ребята.
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,192 Пожалуйста, теперь оставьте нас одних!!
00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:58,662 Теперь! Пускай начнется уничтожение!
00:18:59,812 --> 00:19:02,652 Мы начнем с ... дневного бродяги!
00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:03,852 Дневной бродяга !
00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:09,602 Бросайте его !
00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:11,352 Картман! Мне нужно тебе кое что сказать!
00:19:11,382 --> 00:19:13,902 Давай, тогда! Скажи свои последние слова!
00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:16,292 Аэ, думаю тебе лучше услышать это лично!
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,932 Ладно, дайте ему сказать!
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:20,642 Потом мы убьем всех не рыжих!
00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:27,902 Вы... вы что?
00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:39,802 Давайте, давайте осуществим план! Все не рыжие должны умереть!
00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:48,732 Правильно, план. Ам... оо. оу, Господи, ребята!
00:19:48,762 --> 00:19:51,862 Я только что понял кое что. Нам не нужно делать этого.
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:54,262 Я имею в виду, посмотрите на нас. В кого мы превратились?
00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:55,922 Ээ? Что?
00:19:55,952 --> 00:19:56,942 В-вы что не видите?
00:19:56,982 --> 00:20:02,312 Если мы продолжим и уничтожим всех, кто не рыжий, тогда мы будем не лучше чем были они.
00:20:02,342 --> 00:20:06,522 Возможно нам нужно научиться жить... вместе.
00:20:08,842 --> 00:20:11,942 Но... ты только что сказал, что все, кто не рыжий должны умереть.
00:20:12,572 --> 00:20:16,802 Правильно, но... я понял, что мы не можем судить людей, исходя из того, как они выглядят.
00:20:16,802 --> 00:20:20,802 Но ты только что сказал, что они все должны умереть - пятнадцать секунд назад.
00:20:20,842 --> 00:20:25,652 Видите ли, я знаю, знаю, но теперь я понял. Мы, мы должны жить и позволить жить другим.
00:20:28,422 --> 00:20:30,682 Что тебе сказал тот парень в зеленой шапке?
00:20:31,152 --> 00:20:32,052 Аа ?
00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:34,922 Тот парень, вон там. Что он тебе только что сказал?
00:20:34,952 --> 00:20:39,672 Кто? Аа он? Оу. Нет, это просто... Э-это о чем-то другом, абсолютно несвязанным.
00:20:39,712 --> 00:20:41,202 Ты хотел убить всех, кто не рыжий,
00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:44,272 потом тот парень в зеленой шапке сказал тебе что-то и теперь ты вдруг не хочешь этого делать.
00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:45,452 Что он сказал тебе?
00:20:45,492 --> 00:20:49,442 Нет, он просто сказал мне про что-то забавное, что случилось вчера в школе.
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,412 Мм, оо, но как бы то нибыло, ооо!
00:20:51,452 --> 00:20:54,912 Оо вау, не могу поверить как это прекрасно почувствовать любовь к ближнему, да?
00:20:54,952 --> 00:21:01,372 Это прекрасно, не правда ли, ребята? Конечно, мы прошли через многое! Но в конце концов мы поняли, что лучше всего будет уживаться вместе.
00:21:01,402 --> 00:21:06,072 Пожмем руки, мы можем жить вместе. Рыжий или нет, мы все одинаковые.
00:21:06,112 --> 00:21:10,962 Черный или белый, коричневый или красный, мы не должны убивать друг друга, потому, что это глупо. Давайте, ребята!
00:21:10,992 --> 00:21:13,072 Пожмем руки, мы можем жить вместе.
00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:15,752 Рыжий или нет, мы все одинаковые.
00:21:15,782 --> 00:21:17,012 Так! Вы поняли!
00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:21,352 Черный или белый, коричневый или красный, мы не должны убивать друг друга, потому, что это глупо.
00:21:21,382 --> 00:21:23,842 Пожмем руки, мы можем жить вместе.
00:21:23,872 --> 00:21:24,642 Жить вместе!
00:21:24,642 --> 00:21:26,122 Мы не должны убивать друг друга, потому, что мы все одинаковые.
00:21:28,262 --> 00:21:29,952 Ты такой манипулятивный гавнюк, Картман
00:21:29,992 --> 00:21:31,502 Да, но я не умру.
00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:33,952 Поэтому мы должны жить вместе, люди!
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,442 Пожмем руки, мы можем жить вместе. Мы не должны убивать друг друга, потому, что мы все одинаковые.
00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:39,332 Transcript : Женя from : pc-statistics.ru приходите еще

00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,430 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,098 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,481 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,484 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,988 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:33,325 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,915 Pluto is also the furthest planet from the sun,
00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,334 though scientists believe more planets may lie beyond it.
00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,837 I hope you enjoyed my report on the solar system.
00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,422 Thank you.
00:00:47,590 --> 00:00:50,551 Okay. Very nice, Token. Thank you.
00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,512 Okay. Looks like we only have time for one more speech today.
00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:56,057 So let's have, uh, Eric.
00:00:56,599 --> 00:00:58,059 Thank you, Mrs. Garrison.
00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,436 My speech is entitled "Ginger Kids:
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,355 Children With Red Hair, Light Skin, and Freckles."
00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,442 We've all seen them on the playground,
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,152 at the store, walking on the streets.
00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,863 They creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs.
00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:14,158 I'm talking, of course, about ginger kids.
00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,661 Oh, sick! Gross!
00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,663 Ginger kids are born with a disease
00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:22,958 which causes very light skin, red hair, and freckles.
00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,628 Oh, nasty! Yuck!
00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,464 This disease is called gingervitis,
00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:32,676 and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls.
00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:33,761 What?
00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,639 Kids who have gingervitis cannot be cured.
00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,641 Oh, sick!
00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,476 Gross!
00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,311 Yuck!
00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,813 Because their skin is so light,
00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:46,732 ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike...
00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,400 vampires.
00:01:48,526 --> 00:01:49,693 - Ohh! - Ohh!
00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:51,153 That's not true, fat-ass.
00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,405 I have red hair, and I don't have to avoid the sun.
00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:55,699 I was getting to that, if you'll let me.
00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:58,953 Some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles.
00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:01,497 These people are called daywalkers.
00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,917 Ooh! Daywalkers!
00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,377 This is all a bunch of crap!
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,504 Mrs. Garrison, I'm really having a difficult time
00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,630 with all these interruptions.
00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,674 Kyle, let Eric give his presentation.
00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,884 It's not a presentation. It's a hate speech!
00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,137 People aren't creeped out by gingers.
00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,180 I am.
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,557 Kyle, if you want to debate Eric,
00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:21,433 you can do so with your paper tomorrow.
00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:22,518 Fine! I will!
00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,271 Fine! In the meantime, shut your goddamn daywalker mouth!
00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:26,564 [ Growls ]
00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:28,607 Let's see. Where was I? Oh, yes.
00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,068 Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse,
00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,362 and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse,
00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,407 the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time.
00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:38,742 It is time that we all admit to ourselves
00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:41,287 that gingers are vile and disgusting.
00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,372 In conclusion, I will leave you with this --
00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,417 If you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one...
00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:48,919 ...think again.
00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:52,214 [ Bell rings ]
00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,008 Stupid supremist ass-wipe!
00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:56,260 - Dude, what's the big deal? - What's the big deal?!
00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,721 Don't you understand what ignorant prejudice can lead to?
00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,723 I have to disprove Cartman's hateful rumors.
00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,933 Do you know any red-haired, freckled kids?
00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,393 What about the Foley family?
00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,270 I think they're all ginger.
00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,272 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:09,899 ALL: Hello?
00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:12,109 Hey, I'm giving a speech tomorrow
00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,777 about people with red hair and freckles.
00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,279 Can I just ask you a few questions?
00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,447 Sure. Come on in.
00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:20,868 Mom, Dad, these boys want to know about us.
00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,537 What? Well, hello there, kids.
00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,372 We came to learn the facts
00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,291 about people with red hair, light skin, and freckles.
00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,001 Oh. Gingers. Yes.
00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,629 Our cute little red-haired rascals.
00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,047 I'm sorry, but I don't understand.
00:03:33,172 --> 00:03:35,049 You both have dark hair and brown eyes.
00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,967 Yes, we've learned that the ginger gene
00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,595 is recessive in both our families' DNA.
00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,348 Actually, the odds of us having a red-haired, freckled child
00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:43,682 were only one in four.
00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,893 [ Chuckles ] And still it happened.
00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,978 Three times! [ Chuckles ]
00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,813 What are the odds?
00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:52,149 [ Sobs ]
00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,859 A lot of people carry the ginger gene
00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:54,985 and don't know.
00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,654 If your spouse is also a carrier,
00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:59,448 then your children can turn out like...
00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,908 them.
00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,786 Each one of them is a blessing.
00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,496 Oh, yes. Each one of them is a blessing.
00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:06,872 Blessing -- Blessing full of love.
00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,166 ALL: Thanks, Mom and Dad.
00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,919 But it's -- it's not true they...have no souls.
00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,005 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,175 No. No, I'm sure they do.
00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,468 Well, it was nice meeting you boys.
00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,719 We've got to get dinner started.
00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,554 I just had a couple more questions about --
00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:25,140 Look, boys, if you really don't want to have ginger kids,
00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,350 marry an Asian woman.
00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,560 Asians don't carry the recessive gene.
00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:30,854 I know a guy who's marrying a Japanese woman very soon
00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,356 for just that reason.
00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,281 And so red hair, light skin,
00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:42,366 and freckles are all passed down genetically.
00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,492 A child's red hair
00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,202 is not determined by the lack of a soul...
00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,079 [ Yawns ]
00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,206 ...but by the melanins which control the pigment
00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,457 in all of our skins.
00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:52,459 Thank you.
00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,460 [Applause ]
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,379 Okay. Very nice, Kyle.
00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,299 A little dry and science-y for my tastes, but there you go.
00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,466 [ Bell rings ]
00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,801 All right. That's lunch, kids.
00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,219 We'll pick up with Clyde's speech
00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,805 about lesbian cheerleaders after recess.
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,891 That was a very informative speech, Kyle.
00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:08,809 Thanks, Butters.
00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,603 Informative if you want to die.
00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:14,023 Guys, don't forget, Kyle is a daywalker.
00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,899 Daywalkers are half ginger themselves.
00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:18,402 Make no mistake -- Ginger kids are evil.
00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,279 Do you know who was ginger? Judas.
00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:21,530 And what did Judas do?
00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,574 Oh, he just got Jesus killed. That's all.
00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,368 Look, I'm just saying what everyone else already thinks --
00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,578 Gingers are creepy.
00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:31,081 And one night, when you're all sleeping in your room...
00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,916 the gingers are gonna get ya.
00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:35,044 They're gonna get ya!
00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,087 You buying school lunch today?
00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,964 Nah. My mom packed me a kosher lunch.
00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:40,424 CLYDE: Right this way!
00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:42,885 You can't eat in the cafeteria!
00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,011 How come?
00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:45,596 Ginger kids eat in the hallway.
00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,807 Yeah. Go on. Beat it, r-retard.
00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:52,144 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:53,687 There. You see?
00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:54,688 This is what happens
00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:56,648 when Cartman is allowed his right to free speech.
00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:57,733 That's just wrong, dude.
00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,819 I wish Cartman could see what it felt like to be ginger.
00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,488 Hey. That's a great idea!
00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,739 Mrph rmh rmphm?
00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,449 Can you guys meet me at Cartman's house tonight
00:06:05,574 --> 00:06:07,284 - at around midnight? - Sure. For what?
00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,287 We're gonna teach that fat bastard a lesson.
00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,289 [ Insects chirping ]
00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:14,958 [ Snoring ]
00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,546 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,688 Okay, dude. Knock him out.
00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:38,524 [ Grunts ]
00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:40,776 [ Grunting ]
00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:42,861 Dude! Dude, okay! He's out.
00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,488 [ Grunting ]
00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,948 Kyle, that's good!
00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,618 All right. Let's do it.
00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,246 [ Birds chirping ]
00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,125 Eric, honey, time to get up for school.
00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,670 [ Grunts ]
00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:02,798 [ Yawns ]
00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:09,096 ♪ You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille ♪
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,473 ♪ Four hungry children and a... ♪
00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,684 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:18,063 [ Screams ]
00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,648 Poopsiekins?
00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,192 [ Screaming ]
00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,194 Sweetie, what is -- [ Screams ]
00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,196 I'm ginger!
00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,531 Oh, my God! Eric!
00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,074 Help me!
00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:30,993 Help me!
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,372 Well, all his vital signs are still normal.
00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,582 From his outward appearance,
00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:39,668 I would say he has the standard skin-pigment deficiency.
00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,003 You mean...
00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:44,465 Yes, I'm afraid that your son is suffering from gingervitis.
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,175 But how can I become a ginger now?
00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,468 I wasn't born like this!
00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:50,471 Well, the red-haired-and-freckle gene is a recessive gene.
00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,222 It must have stayed dormant in your system
00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:53,640 until you hit adolescence.
00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,476 So I'm gonna stay like this forever?
00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,810 I'm sorry, son.
00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,645 Ms. Cartman, could I have a word with you?
00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:02,191 Ms. Cartman, I know this must be very difficult for you.
00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,401 I, for one, can't stand red-haired, freckled kids.
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,571 But you need to understand there is no cure.
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,948 Your son will be ginger his whole life.
00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,160 You might want to just... put him down.
00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,495 Oh.
00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,413 Excuse me, Doctor.
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,207 But it just so happens my mom loves me
00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,458 no matter what I look like!
00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:20,834 Right, Mom?
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:23,837 Mom?!
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,631 Oh. Y-Yes. Of course, sweetie.
00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:28,926 All right. But you're gonna have to take certain precautions now.
00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,262 It's very important that you keep Eric out of the sun.
00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,224 The sun is his worst enemy.
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,938 Hey, dudes. What's going on?
00:08:41,063 --> 00:08:42,689 [ Coughs ]
00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:46,109 How's everything with you guys?
00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,779 Wow, Cartman. You look...different.
00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,365 Yes. Well, it's interesting you should point that out, Kyle.
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:52,783 I went to the doctor yesterday,
00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:56,078 and apparently I suffer from a small skin-pigment deficiency.
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,664 You mean <i>you're</i> a ginger?
00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,874 Actually, gingervitis is the medical term.
00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,584 Is that an umbrella you're using?
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,794 Yes, Kyle. [ Clears throat ]
00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:05,254 The sun's rays are bad for my skin,
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,089 so I need to be protected when I'm outside.
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,966 Well, I'm glad we've gotten all that out of the way
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,802 and now we can just go on with our lives as normal.
00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,471 Wow. That's a little ironic, isn't it?
00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,556 What do you mean, Kyle?
00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,933 Well, I mean, all last week, you were ripping on ginger kids,
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,726 and now you <i>a re</i> one.
00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:23,188 Hmm. I don't really see the irony in that, Kyle.
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,527 [ Engine idling ]
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,238 Hey, Butters.
00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,782 [ Laughing ]
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,704 That's fine. Just get it out of the way.
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:39,997 Dude, this is going awesome.
00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,915 Maybe he'll actually learn a lesson this time.
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:44,918 [ Sighs ]
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,129 [ Laughing ]
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,016 Hey, Clyde, Token, what's up? Jim.
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,810 What are you doing?
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,312 I'm grubbin'. What's it look like?
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,731 You're not supposed to be in the cafeteria.
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:06,481 Huh?
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,984 You know the rule -- No ginger kids in the cafeteria.
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,195 But...it's me.
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,615 Right. And you're ginger.
00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,907 Dude, check it out.
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,451 Guys! Okay, look.
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:21,121 Maybe I'm ginger, but... I'm not like other ginger kids.
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,373 I'm still me inside.
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:26,960 Sorry.
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,671 If we let one ginger kid in, the others are gonna start coming.
00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,257 Yeah. Beat it, j-jackass.
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,885 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,307 We did it, guys.
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,975 We finally taught Cartman a lesson.
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,645 I'll bet that now Cartman is gonna have a long, hard think
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,730 about how he treated gingers.
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,650 I want to thank everyone for showing up today.
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:52,069 I've called this meeting because I don't know about you,
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:53,820 but I, for one, am sick and tired
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,447 of being discriminated against!
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,699 Just because we have red hair, light skin, and freckles,
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,826 we're thought of as somehow less important.
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,036 And it's bullcrap!
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:02,412 Yeah!
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,997 Kids at school laugh at us.
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,916 Doctors call us genetically inferior.
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,877 The world needs to know that we are people with feelings
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,338 and our parents love us for who we are!
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,173 My dad says each one of my freckles
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,176 is a kiss from an angel.
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,429 Right. Exactly.
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,931 We can't let this go on any longer.
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,349 We should be proud of who we are!
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,184 Think of all the great people throughout history
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,185 who were ginger.
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,980 People like...like, uh...
00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,108 Like...
00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,568 Ron Howard?
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,320 Right! Ron Howard!
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,782 And, uh...and...
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,535 Ron Howard?
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,495 Right. We already had him, but right.
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,331 See? Ginger people go on to do amazing things in society.
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,250 We need to let everyone in this school know
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,877 that we are not inferior, that we are, in fact, beautiful,
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,046 totally awesome, and super smart.
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,340 It's time for us to take back our pride!
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,675 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,805 - CARTMAN: Red power! - CHILDREN: Red power!
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,932 - CARTMAN: Red power! - CHILDREN: Red power!
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,435 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,645 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,856 We gingers are a proud people.
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,483 We are the noble descendants of great Americans
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,777 like Ron Howard and...others.
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,321 We will not be discriminated against any longer,
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,073 for we are a great race!
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,116 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,410 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:25,287 - Red power! - Red power!
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,538 I don't believe it.
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,415 - Should we tell him the truth? - Nah.
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,958 Let him make a complete ass of himself
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,334 for a little while longer.
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:32,794 Better red than dead!
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,171 - Better red than dead! - Better red than dead!
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,630 Better red than dead!
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,382 Tom, I'm standing outside
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,301 the Denver Center for the Performing Arts,
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,969 where the new production of "Annie"
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,096 has just premiered to cries of outrage.
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,223 A rapidly growing organization
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,350 called the ginger separatist movement
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,394 is furious that the lead role of Annie
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,271 is being played by a girl
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,565 who isn't actually red-haired and freckled.
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,068 Joining me now is the gingers' head spokesperson, Eric Cartman.
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,029 That's right! This is bullcrap!
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,281 We true gingers are furious
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,200 that the role of Annie is being minimalized!
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,744 What harm do you believe this actress is doing
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,746 to the true red-haired community?
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,122 The bitch isn't ginger!
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,082 She's just using makeup to look ginger.
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,959 And pretending to be ginger with makeup
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,669 is the worst thing anybody can do!
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,713 - Yeah! That's right! - Yeah!
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,507 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,841 There she is! Get her!
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,676 [ Indistinct shouting ]
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:22,719 [ Screams ]
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,596 You're not ginger, bitch!
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,348 This is getting pretty ugly, Tom.
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,475 These gingers are really riled up.
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,476 If you are a ginger
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,478 and would like to join the ginger separatist movement,
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,480 you can attend their first meeting this Friday
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,358 in the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,863 Okay. Welcome, everyone.
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,990 It's so great to see such a wonderful turnout
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,035 at the first all-ginger pride conference!
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,037 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,581 Now it is my honor to introduce the man
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,668 who has brought self-respect to gingers, Eric Cartman!
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:57,087 [ Up-tempo music plays, cheers and applause ]
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,381 Thanks, Jody! Gingers, how are we feeling?!
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,966 [ Cheering ]
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,384 Can I get a "Red power"?!
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,885 ALL: Red power!
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,554 Oh, yes! That feels good, doesn't it?
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,305 Feels good to be proud of who you are.
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,225 I don't think I need to tell you there's a lot of hate out there,
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,269 hate for awesome people like us.
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,854 And if there's one thing I've learned,
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,690 it's that the only way to fight hate is with more hate!
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,483 We are not the freaks of society!
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,651 Everyone else is!
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,778 [ Cheers and applause, ominous music plays ]
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,406 Gingers are the chosen people, the chosen race.
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,449 And we must view the rest of the world
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,452 as the lowlife, dark-skinned rats that they are!
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,746 [ Cheering ]
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,831 Hello there.
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,666 Gary Nelson with Hilton guest relations.
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,710 Just making sure you guys have everything you need.
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,504 We're fine. Thanks.
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,215 Need any buffet items restocked? Everyone okay on coffee?
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,134 - We're fine. - Great.
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,720 Oh, hey, guys, just wanted to say thanks for choosing
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,471 the Airport Hilton for your conference.
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,181 You're welcome! Now leave us alone!
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,643 My fellow gingers...
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,062 I envision a world in which there is no hate...
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,398 a world where everyone is ginger!
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,444 And so we must gather together every child who is not ginger
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,404 and exterminate them!
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:05,614 - Huh? - What?
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,198 Exterminate?
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,199 Now, go!
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,284 Go out into the night
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,286 and take non-ginger kids from their homes!
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,622 We will eradicate them all with cages and torches
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,832 and a pit of lava to throw them all in!
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:19,336 I am not gonna live my life as a goddamn minority!
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,629 Are you with me?!
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,214 ALL: Huzzah! Huzzah!
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,883 [ Knock on door ]
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,844 Dude, we're gonna go sneak into Cartman's
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,429 and change him back to a non-ginger.
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,389 Huh? Why?
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,224 Because now he's acting like gingers are awesome
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,559 and all his friends are gingers.
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,645 When he wakes up tomorrow and realizes he isn't really ginger,
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,022 - it'll be hysterical. - Mrph!
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,148 Are you in?
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,567 Totally.
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,487 You know, Cartman <i>is</i> an uncaring, bigoted,
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,571 intolerant asshole.
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:49,115 But I have to admit, I had my own prejudice about gingers.
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,241 I think we all need to realize
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,993 that everyone is different in one way or another,
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,828 and we shouldn't be threatened by those differences.
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,872 I mean, Cartman actually had me kind of creeped out
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,707 that gingers were gonna come get me in the night.
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,501 Mrph!
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,835 [ Gasps ]
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,588 [ Ominous music plays ]
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,882 Oh. Hey there.
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,805 You guys...need anything?
00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:18,269 Let's just -- Let's just walk this way.
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,484 More ginger kids.
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,028 Uh, m-maybe we should just go home.
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,279 Yeah. Good idea.
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,699 [ Music continues ]
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,580 What the hell do they want?!
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,915 - Mrph! - Kenny!
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,792 Run, dude! Run!
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,088 [ Tapping ]
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,426 Huh?
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:50,927 G-Ginger kids.
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:51,970 Aah!
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,305 Clyde, what is it, honey?
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:55,598 [ Gasps ]
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,809 [ Wind whistling ]
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,355 Aah!
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,857 Ginger kids!
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,775 No!
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,028 [ Music continues ]
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,155 ♪ La-la ♪
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,990 ♪ La-la-la ♪
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,701 - What is it? - It's a little ginger girl.
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,995 - ♪ La-la ♪ - Shut the door!
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,496 ♪ La-la ♪
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,998 ♪ La-la-la ♪
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,291 [ Both screaming ]
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,625 - Ow! - Ooh!
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,794 ♪ La-la ♪
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,087 ♪ La-la-la ♪
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,922 ♪ La-la ♪
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,132 ♪ La-la-la ♪
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:32,052 [ Screaming ]
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,763 [ Music continues ]
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,518 In there! Go!
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,607 Come on! Get this jamb on the door!
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,443 [ Glass breaks ]
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,247 [ Kyle and Stan screaming ]
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,299 Kyle. Kyle, wake up.
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,885 Huh? What?
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,345 Where are we?
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,724 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,894 I think we're at the Sunset Room at the Airport Hilton.
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,396 My fellow gingers,
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,440 the day of reckoning is finally upon us!
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,442 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,360 Cartman?
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,028 Oh, Jesus. I should have known.
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,656 What we begin here we will take worldwide
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,075 until the blood of every non-ginger child
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,118 has been spilled!
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,995 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,622 You guys got everything you need in here?
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,415 Need more coffee, buffet items?
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,417 No. We're fine. Thank you!
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,419 How about lava? You got enough lava?
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,504 Yes! We're good!
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,048 Okay. Hey, thanks for choosing the Airport Hilton, guys.
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,591 You're welcome! Now leave us alone!
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,138 Now... let the extermination begin!
00:18:58,263 --> 00:18:59,389 [ Cheering ]
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,183 We will start with the daywalker.
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,144 ALL: Daywalker!
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,315 Throw him in!
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,359 Cartman, I need to tell you something!
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,987 Go on, then. Say your last words.
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,947 I think you'd rather hear this in private.
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,532 Okay. Fine. Let him speak.
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,119 Then we kill every non-ginger here!
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,084 You...You what?
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,760 Come on! Let's fulfill the plan!
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,470 All non-gingers must die!
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,638 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,058 Right. The plan.
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,728 Um...oh.
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,023 Oh, my God, you guys. Uh, I just realized something.
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,482 We shouldn't be doing this.
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,027 I-I mean, look at us. What have we become?
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,528 - Huh? - What?
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,696 D-Don't you see?
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,823 If we go and exterminate everyone who isn't ginger,
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,118 then we're no better than they were for thinking less of us.
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:06,915 Maybe we all have to learn to live together.
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,416 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,794 But you just said everyone who isn't ginger must die.
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,923 Right, but -- but I've learned that we can't judge people
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,883 based on what they look like.
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,762 But you just said they should all die 15 seconds ago.
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,514 I know. I know, but I-I get it now.
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,808 We've got to live and let live.
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,688 What did that kid in the green hat tell you?
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:31,773 Huh?
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,734 That kid right there -- What did he just tell you?
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,861 Who? Oh, him? Oh. No, that was just...
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,030 That was about something else. Totally unrelated.
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,615 You wanted to kill everyone who wasn't ginger.
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,325 Then that kid in the green hat told you something,
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,952 and you don't want to do it all of a sudden.
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,536 What did he tell you?
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,747 No, he was just telling me about something funny
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,415 that happened at school yesterday.
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,417 Um, oh, but anyway -- Oh! Oh, wow.
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:52,835 I can't believe how great it feels
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,545 to finally love my fellow man, huh?
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,047 Isn't this great, you guys?
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,758 We've sure been through a lot, but in the end,
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,052 we all learned it's best to get along.
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,596 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,640 ♪ Ginger or not, we're all the same ♪
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,600 ♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:09,727 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause it's lame ♪
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,561 Come on, guys!
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,855 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,441 ♪ Ginger or not, it's all the same ♪
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,609 That's it! You got it!
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,945 ♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,322 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause that is lame ♪
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,241 ALL: ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:25,034 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same ♪
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,453 - ♪ The same, you and I ♪ - ♪ Black or white... ♪
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:29,580 You are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman.
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,332 Yes, but I'm not going to die.
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,501 ♪ That's why we got to get along, people ♪
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,171 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same ♪
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,257 ♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,551 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause that is lame ♪
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,053 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:47,140 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same ♪
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,475 ♪ Black or white, brown or red ♪
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,228 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause that is lame ♪
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,063 ♪ Hand in hand, we can live together ♪
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:57,692 ♪ We shouldn't kill each other 'cause we're all the same ♪

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