Марджорин — Чтобы отобрать у девочек прибор, предсказывающий будущее, дети вынуждают Баттерса инсценировать собственную смерть и попасть на девичник у Хайди в роли новой девочки, Марджорин.

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Марджорин

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Описание

Чтобы отобрать у девочек прибор, предсказывающий будущее, дети вынуждают Баттерса инсценировать собственную смерть и попасть на девичник у Хайди в роли новой девочки, Марджорин.

Субтитры

00:00:05,777 --> 00:00:09,127 909 - Марджарин перевод - Я@R / Timing - AVS
00:00:35,849 --> 00:00:37,199 Парни, что вы все здесь делаете?
00:00:37,299 --> 00:00:40,779 Я не знаю, Я получил это тревожное письмо от Картмена, в котором он созывает к себе в подвал!
00:00:40,949 --> 00:00:42,299 Да, мы тоже!
00:00:43,199 --> 00:00:48,749 О, господа, спасибо, что пришли! У нас не много времени, так что я буду краток:
00:00:48,809 --> 00:00:51,599 Девчонки в нашей школе скрывают что-то от нас!
00:00:51,799 --> 00:00:53,599 Скрывают что-то гигантское!
00:00:55,999 --> 00:00:56,599 Что?
00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:00,239 Что если я скажу вам....что у девчонок есть устройство...
00:01:00,279 --> 00:01:03,709 Которое позволяет им смотреть...в будущее...
00:01:04,299 --> 00:01:04,949 Чего?
00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,599 От куда ты знаешь?
00:01:06,969 --> 00:01:10,039 У девчонок нет никакого устройства которое показывает им будущее, Картмен! Это тупо!
00:01:10,299 --> 00:01:15,499 Вы, сэр, высмеиваете картмэна в то время как оба отсиживаете яйца и требуете ответов! Так Вашу мать дайте ему договорить!
00:01:17,799 --> 00:01:18,799 Спасибо, Клайд!
00:01:20,799 --> 00:01:21,999 ааа, Я боюсь, что это правда.
00:01:23,089 --> 00:01:27,099 Я вчера тайно записал девчонок на игровой площадке используя свою видеокамеру Вилингтонского мишки.
00:01:27,799 --> 00:01:29,249 Я заснял следующее изображение на пленку.
00:01:30,099 --> 00:01:33,149 Я предупреждаю вас, это изображение может быть слишком шокирующее для детской психики
00:01:36,939 --> 00:01:38,399 Воспроизведение пошло!
00:01:40,879 --> 00:01:41,349 Круто!
00:01:41,849 --> 00:01:43,699 Ok, моя очередь, моя очередь! Давай со мной!
00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,699 Хорошо, Бэби. Что ты хочешь знать?
00:01:45,899 --> 00:01:48,309 Я хочу знать, Буду ли я жить в большом особняке в будущем?
00:01:48,639 --> 00:01:50,779 Хорошо, давай выясним. Готова?
00:01:51,079 --> 00:01:51,869 Выбери число.
00:01:52,309 --> 00:01:52,939 Четыре!
00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:55,059 1-2-3-4. выбери цвет.
00:01:55,399 --> 00:01:55,899 Синий!
00:01:55,919 --> 00:01:58,199 С И Н И Й. Хорошо, выбери другой цвет.
00:01:58,299 --> 00:01:59,249 Красный!
00:01:59,299 --> 00:02:02,779 И вот... Будет ли Бэби жить в большом особняке в будущем?
00:02:02,949 --> 00:02:04,299 Определенно, Да!
00:02:04,869 --> 00:02:05,309 Здорово!
00:02:05,509 --> 00:02:06,619 Это судьба, Бэби!
00:02:08,299 --> 00:02:09,599 Ух ты!
00:02:09,899 --> 00:02:12,779 Я следующая! Я хочу знать выйду ли я за муж за кого-нибудь красавца!
00:02:12,939 --> 00:02:14,769 Я сделаю, сделаю это! Назови число.
00:02:14,829 --> 00:02:15,349 Три!
00:02:15,459 --> 00:02:16,579 1-2-3! теперь цвет!
00:02:16,749 --> 00:02:17,949 Где они взяли эту штуковину?
00:02:18,899 --> 00:02:19,869 З Е Л Ё Н Ы Й
00:02:20,169 --> 00:02:20,719 Теперь синий!
00:02:21,149 --> 00:02:22,349 Ответ нет!
00:02:24,349 --> 00:02:25,349 Вот черт!
00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,789 О мой бог, как они узнали ответ?
00:02:28,099 --> 00:02:29,869 Я...не верю в это!
00:02:30,069 --> 00:02:33,549 Поверь! Девчонки могут задать ЭТОму вопрос какой хотят и ЭТО даёт им ответ.
00:02:34,449 --> 00:02:35,989 Стоп кадр!
00:02:36,999 --> 00:02:40,599 Господа, нам в руки должно попасть это устройство.
00:02:43,299 --> 00:02:45,699 ...объекты наблюдения...
00:02:51,799 --> 00:02:53,299 На какой стадии создание инкубационный защитного ящика, Клайд?
00:02:53,379 --> 00:02:58,249 В полной готовности. Когда мы достанем устройство, оно будет бережно хранится тут, пока мы не поймем, что нам с ним делать.
00:02:58,349 --> 00:02:59,699 Молодчина
00:03:00,999 --> 00:03:01,999 Есть успехи?
00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,689 Кажется снаружи устройство покрыто номерами.
00:03:04,799 --> 00:03:07,989 Внутри цветами... которые должны открывать ненадолго временной барьер.
00:03:08,899 --> 00:03:11,569 Хорошо. продолжайте. Мы должны знать все, что мы можем прежде чем будем использовать это...
00:03:13,009 --> 00:03:15,569 хорошо, господа, наш центр по контролю временного барьера почти готов.
00:03:15,769 --> 00:03:18,989 Все, что нам осталось сделать, это отобрать устройство у девчонок и принести сюда!
00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,299 Давайте возьмем его!
00:03:20,499 --> 00:03:24,359 Не будь дураком, Крейг. Ты правда думаешь, что девчонки просто так отдадут устройство?
00:03:24,699 --> 00:03:25,749 Так что ты предлагаешь?
00:03:26,109 --> 00:03:29,569 Хайди Тёрнер устраивает "ночной дивичник " в ночь на четверг
00:03:29,799 --> 00:03:32,849 И без сомнения Девчонки будут пользоваться этим устройством говорящем о будущем.
00:03:33,239 --> 00:03:35,199 Если бы... одного из нас пригласили на этот дивичник с ночевкой,
00:03:35,209 --> 00:03:39,299 Тогда мы не только овладеем устройством, но и выясним как им пользоваться.
00:03:39,999 --> 00:03:44,499 Да, есть только одна проблема: парни не могут идти на Девчачью вечеринку.
00:03:44,689 --> 00:03:47,299 Нет, не мальчик, но девочка.
00:03:48,819 --> 00:03:56,569 Один из нас должен попасть туда под прикрытием, засветиться завтра в школе замаскированным под новенькую девочку недавно переехавшую в город.
00:03:57,299 --> 00:03:59,499 Это как в том фильме Джаванна-мэн?
00:04:00,349 --> 00:04:03,889 Нет, не как в Джаванна-мэн, Кевин, Ok? Это гораздо круче!
00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:07,799 Но, если один из нас прикинется девчонкой в классе, они будут удивлены куда делся один из парней.
00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:10,359 Именно по этому мы должны подстроить этого парня смерть.
00:04:10,359 --> 00:04:16,599 Это обычный шпионский прием, мои друзья. Возим лучшего, подделай смерть, потом отправляй его переодетым к врагу.
00:04:16,819 --> 00:04:19,299 Это надежный план! Но Кого?
00:04:22,819 --> 00:04:23,799 Мистер и миссис Стотч?
00:04:24,079 --> 00:04:25,699 Да? В чем дело, офицер?
00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:26,529 Вам лучше поторопиться...
00:04:26,529 --> 00:04:29,199 Ваш сын на заброшенном здании угрожает покончить с собой.
00:04:29,499 --> 00:04:30,399 Что?!
00:04:37,039 --> 00:04:40,299 Не делай этого, сынок! У тебя есть для чего еще жить...
00:04:42,539 --> 00:04:44,549 О, боже мой, Баттерс!
00:04:44,759 --> 00:04:47,299 Ааа, привет мам!
00:04:48,299 --> 00:04:50,299 Продолжай стоять, Баттерс. У нас еще не совсем готова эта дохлая свинья.
00:04:55,869 --> 00:05:00,319 Баттерс? Баттерс, чтобы не мучило тебя, этот поступок не ответ!
00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:03,129 Посмотри на всех этих людей, что пришли ради тебя.
00:05:03,139 --> 00:05:07,249 Просто спускайся, сын, и ... мы обещаем, что не накажем тебя больше чем на несколько недель.
00:05:07,949 --> 00:05:10,149 Вот же! Теперь меня еще и накажут.
00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:11,799 Ну все, она готова! Отходи, Баттерс!
00:05:14,299 --> 00:05:16,799 Он, Он спускается! Слава богу!
00:05:17,899 --> 00:05:19,299 Нет, подождите, что-что он делает?
00:05:21,899 --> 00:05:23,319 Ok, Раз...два...
00:05:23,379 --> 00:05:25,579 Господи Иисусе!
00:05:29,799 --> 00:05:31,799 Оооо, Боже мой!
00:05:34,799 --> 00:05:36,799 Он...не перенес этого
00:05:38,999 --> 00:05:42,799 Нееееееет! Мой сын умееееер! Нееееееет!
00:05:44,599 --> 00:05:45,599 мило
00:05:47,699 --> 00:05:51,879 он останется в нашей памяти миролюбивым, маленьким мальчиком согревающим сердца родителей.
00:05:55,799 --> 00:05:58,599 Господь, предавая это маленькое тело земле,
00:05:58,699 --> 00:06:01,899 можем мы просить, чтобы это был последний безжалостно убитый ребенок.
00:06:02,799 --> 00:06:05,799 Мы знаем, как бессмысленна эта просьба, господи, но это самое малое, что мы просим.
00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:11,329 Неееееет!Неееет!Баттеееерс!неееет!
00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:17,219 Не опускайте его!!! Не опускайте его!!!
00:06:19,219 --> 00:06:22,299 Хорошо дети, занимайте места!
00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:27,899 Я знаю, что вы все еще в глубокой, глубокой печали после трагической смерти нашего ученика, Баттерс.
00:06:28,899 --> 00:06:29,899 Кто это, Баттерс?
00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:32,799 Но мы все должны стараться идти дальше.
00:06:33,299 --> 00:06:37,299 Итак Я бы хотела, чтоб вы помогли мне поприветствовать новую ученицу, которая только что переехала к нам из Далласа
00:06:37,799 --> 00:06:41,799 Дети, пожалуйста поздоровайтесь с ... Марджарин.
00:06:42,299 --> 00:06:43,799 оу, привет
00:06:45,299 --> 00:06:46,799 Добро пожаловать к нам в школу, Марджарин.
00:06:47,299 --> 00:06:49,299 А… спасибо.
00:06:49,849 --> 00:06:53,749 Чувак, я думаю это полностью работает. Девчонки полностью купились на это.
00:06:53,849 --> 00:06:56,799 Почему бы тебе не рассказать ребятам немного о себе, маргарин?
00:06:57,299 --> 00:07:02,789 Ну, Я обычная маленькая девочка. Я люблю танцевать и пони, и...
00:07:02,799 --> 00:07:05,789 и теребить свою киску в пятницу вечером
00:07:05,809 --> 00:07:06,599 мило
00:07:06,799 --> 00:07:08,849 нет, Марджарин, Это не очень по-дамски
00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:13,299 Девочки в Колорадо любят теребить свои киски как и другие женщины, но оставляют это при себе.
00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:14,199 Ооу
00:07:14,699 --> 00:07:16,799 У этой девочки очень странное чувство стиля
00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:20,799 Чувак, Они абсолютно уверенны, что она девчонка.
00:07:21,099 --> 00:07:25,799 Хорошо, садись, Марджарин. Я уверена девочки будут счастливы показать тебе школу, не так ли, девочки?
00:07:26,819 --> 00:07:28,799 Где ты покупаешь одежду?
00:07:29,099 --> 00:07:32,799 Оу, ну, знаете, в девичьем отделе
00:07:33,799 --> 00:07:37,799 Чувак, Они безоговорочно купились на это. Все идет гладко.
00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:46,799 Хайди, милая, я поставлю закуски здесь.
00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:47,899 Хорошо, мам.
00:07:49,299 --> 00:07:53,899 О и Хайди, собирается еще одна особенная девочка прийти на твой ночной дивичник
00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:55,599 Кто?
00:07:55,799 --> 00:07:57,799 Новенькая из вашего класса, Марджарин
00:07:57,899 --> 00:08:00,299 Мам, но я ее не приглашала!
00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:03,799 Я знаю, милая, но мне звонила мама Марджарин.
00:08:04,099 --> 00:08:04,599 Ее мама?
00:08:04,799 --> 00:08:08,799 Она сказала, что у Марджарин сейчас действительно тяжело от смены школы.
00:08:08,849 --> 00:08:11,799 Ее мама просила меня лично, не могли бы мы пригласить Марджарин
00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:17,799 и кроме того, ее мать сказала мне, что она работает госчиновником и я должна уважать ее власть.
00:08:23,299 --> 00:08:24,799 Линда? Линда, пожалуйста спустись вниз.
00:08:25,399 --> 00:08:30,499 Почему мы не помогли ему?
00:08:32,099 --> 00:08:35,799 Почему наш малыш мертв?
00:08:39,499 --> 00:08:42,499 О, Баттерс! О, Баттерс я скучаю по тебе!
00:08:46,299 --> 00:08:49,499 Мистер Стотч, я знаю о чем вы думаете...
00:08:49,799 --> 00:08:50,899 Вы кто?
00:08:51,199 --> 00:08:52,799 Я пришел отговорить Вас от этого.
00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:58,799 Вам нужно...просто смирится с тем, что ваш сын умер, не пытайтесь воскресить его.
00:09:00,099 --> 00:09:02,599 Воскресить его? О чем Вы говорите?
00:09:03,199 --> 00:09:07,599 Я знаю вы думаете о том, чтобы выкопать его и отнести на Индейское кладбище.
00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:10,799 Вы думаете, что если вы похороните его тело там, он воскреснет
00:09:11,299 --> 00:09:12,999 иногда мертвым быть лучше
00:09:13,299 --> 00:09:14,799 Индейское кладбище?
00:09:16,299 --> 00:09:19,799 Это уже случалось ранее. Паренёк Нельсонов вернулся в 85
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:25,949 Вы говорите, если Я...выкопаю тело моего сына и перезахороню его на... Индейском кладбище, Я-...
00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:31,549 Не делай этого, Стотч! Что выйдет из земли будет не то, что было зарыто.
00:09:31,799 --> 00:09:35,649 Индейцы знали это. Вот почему они перестали пользоваться этим, когда земля перестала принимать
00:09:35,799 --> 00:09:37,799 Я здесь, чтобы отговорить вас от этого.
00:09:40,799 --> 00:09:44,099 Не перезахороняйте тело вашего сына на Индейском кладбище, Стотч!
00:09:44,299 --> 00:09:46,899 Одно такое как раз за Баром Андерсена.
00:09:47,899 --> 00:09:50,899 Иногда... Мертвым быть лучше...
00:09:57,899 --> 00:09:59,899 Хорошо, Баттерс это дом Хайди.
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:04,099 Хух, Я не могу сделать это, Друзья. Я не могу пойти на девчачью ночную вечеринку. Что будет если они поймут, что я не девчонка?
00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,499 Ты будешь в порядке!
00:10:05,899 --> 00:10:09,199 Так, Баттерс, Мы же не знаем, что конкретно девчонки делают на их дивичниках.
00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:12,749 Но если они начнут, ну ты знаешь, лезбиянить, присоединяйся к ним
00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:14,449 Лезби-что? Лезбиянить???
00:10:14,599 --> 00:10:19,149 Смотри, Баттерс, когда девчонки вытащат устройство говорящее о будущем, обрати внимание на то как оно работает.
00:10:19,199 --> 00:10:21,299 Когда ты будешь знать как им управлять, хватай его и убирайся к черту от туда.
00:10:21,549 --> 00:10:24,599 И тогда я смогу пойти домой и рассказать мамочке и папочке, что я не по настоящему умер!
00:10:24,799 --> 00:10:26,899 Да, чувак, конечно. Теперь иди, вечеринка начинается.
00:10:27,399 --> 00:10:28,299 Удачи, мужик.
00:10:29,299 --> 00:10:32,699 Помни, Баттерс, ты должен достать это устройство говорящее о будущем, любой ценой.
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,299 И присоединяйся если они начнут лезбиянить...!
00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:44,530 Хорошо, девочки, мы все хотим, чтобы вы хорошо провели время.
00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:49,730 На правах родителей Хайди, сегодня ночью мы присматриваем за вами и несем полную ответственность.
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,380 Так что никакого спиртного, никакой травки
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:57,980 и самое главное, если я поймаю хоть одного мальчика где-бы то ни было в районе вечеринки, он попадет в мир БОЛИ...
00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:02,780 Вот и все, удачного время препровождения, девочки.
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,580 Итак, что девчата будем делать сначала?
00:11:06,897 --> 00:11:07,897 Мы можем поиграть в "девчачью болтовню"
00:11:09,897 --> 00:11:12,797 Я принесла новый диск Джастина Тимбирлейка. Мы модем потанцевать под него.
00:11:14,647 --> 00:11:16,547 как насчет того, чтобы посмотреть в наше будущее?
00:11:16,897 --> 00:11:18,797 Я знаю. Давайте в "Легкий как перо, упругий как бревно"?
00:11:27,097 --> 00:11:28,647 кто хочет быть первой?
00:11:28,747 --> 00:11:29,647 я.
00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:33,147 Ну и дела, Может сразу начнем лезбиянить?
00:11:36,547 --> 00:11:37,647 Легче пёрышка, твёрже дерева.
00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:42,647 Легкий как перо, упругий как бревно! ... ЛЕГКИЙ КАК ПЕРО, УПРУГИЙ КАК БРЕВНО!
00:11:49,147 --> 00:11:50,647 Иисус, что они делают там?
00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:53,147 Только Бог знает какие ужасы могут происходить на ночных девичниках.
00:11:53,347 --> 00:11:55,147 Можем только надеяться, что Баттерс останется в живых!
00:11:57,347 --> 00:11:59,647 ААААААА! Нееет! Ведьмы! Вы все ведьмы!
00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:02,147 Марджарин, в чем проблема?
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:06,297 Аа? О, ни в чем. Эй, девчат, не хотите-ли по-расказывать будущее друг другу?
00:12:06,797 --> 00:12:08,897 Да, я могу сказать тебе твое будущее, Марджарин!
00:12:09,197 --> 00:12:12,747 Ты будешь жить одинокую, однотипную жизнь, потому что ты чокнутая, тупая зануда!
00:12:12,847 --> 00:12:14,947 Да, И волосы твои совершенно тупые!
00:12:16,297 --> 00:12:17,897 Да, и ты плоская как доска!
00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:22,697 Марджарин, почему бы тебе просто не уйти? Никто не хочет видеть тебя здесь.
00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:39,210 Привет, сын. Не беспокойся. Папочка вернет все в норму.
00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:54,710 Вот он. Вот мой сын
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,510 Давай, Баттерс
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,610 Оу, Баттерс.... пахнешь как ... бекон.
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:06,310 Не волнуйся. Мы вернем тебя, сынок. Мы вернем тебя.
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:12,303 Я думаю, что мы зашли слишком далеко с Марджарин.
00:13:12,703 --> 00:13:14,303 Она в ванной, плачет!
00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:22,103 Никто не любит меня...
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,903 Ну вот, она серьезно расстроена!
00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:28,803 Я чувствую себя отвратно, девчонки. Это не легко быть новенькой в школе.
00:13:29,803 --> 00:13:32,303 Марджарин? Мы не это имели в виду.
00:13:32,803 --> 00:13:34,853 вы понятия не имеете какого быть мной!
00:13:35,153 --> 00:13:38,203 Марджарин, мы просто дразнились. Мы думаем, что ты клевая.
00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:40,853 Вы считаете меня уродиной...
00:13:43,303 --> 00:13:44,353 Ты не страшная, Марджарин
00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:46,883 Вы сказали, что я страшная и плоская...
00:13:47,303 --> 00:13:50,303 Марджарин, Ты просто особенная, И все. Мы просто...
00:13:50,603 --> 00:13:53,203 Мы хотим помочь тебе вытащить твою внутреннюю красоту.
00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:56,403 Да, как насчет того чтоб мы все изменили в тебе понемногу, Марджарин?
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,953 Да, Вперед!
00:14:00,603 --> 00:14:01,783 Вы серьезно?
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,153 Чувак, Он слишком долго. Что-то не так.
00:14:06,653 --> 00:14:07,553 Может они раскусили его?
00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:08,853 Тогда, он уже мертв.
00:14:09,053 --> 00:14:10,803 Пойдемте, мы должны проверить.
00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:17,603 Ты что-нибудь видишь?
00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:25,603 Он просто танцует.
00:14:25,903 --> 00:14:26,803 Вот сукин сын.
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:34,203 Марджарин, милая, твоя мама на проводе.
00:14:35,303 --> 00:14:36,403 Моя мама?...
00:14:37,303 --> 00:14:37,803 Алло!?
00:14:38,303 --> 00:14:40,753 Баттерс! Какого х%я ты считаешь, что ты делаешь?
00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:43,053 Ну, я просто веселюсь со своими подружками.
00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:47,703 Ты там не для веселья, жопа ты с ручками. Предполагалось, что ты там ради устройства говорящее-будующим
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,953 так Я работаю над этим.
00:14:49,053 --> 00:14:50,603 Работаешь над чем? Над танцевальными движениями?
00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:56,603 Теперь смотри. Меня уже предельно тошнит от этого! Я прошел уже многое, и ты не можешь говорить со мной так!
00:14:56,803 --> 00:14:57,953 э-э… мама.
00:14:58,303 --> 00:15:01,503 Просто сделай то зачем тебя послали, членомордый!
00:15:15,303 --> 00:15:17,303 Эй, Марджарин, хочешь узнать своё будущее?
00:15:19,303 --> 00:15:21,703 Оу, могу я подержать это?
00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:24,303 Конечно. на, погадай мне мое будущее
00:15:25,903 --> 00:15:26,783 Как?
00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:30,503 Ну ты знаешь это просто. Просто просунь свой большой и указательный пальцы сюда...
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:38,803 Ага! Так я и знал! Мальчики на девичники!
00:15:39,803 --> 00:15:40,803 мальчик здесь?
00:15:42,303 --> 00:15:43,803 Не подходите!
00:15:43,903 --> 00:15:48,553 Я.. провел хорошо время, но я должен сделать то, зачем меня послали.
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:56,953 он достал его. Устройство у него!
00:15:58,053 --> 00:15:59,653 Танго-танго-танго! оно у нас!
00:16:00,053 --> 00:16:01,503 Доставим это в конторольный-центр! вперед!
00:16:02,103 --> 00:16:02,803 Давай, Баттерс.
00:16:02,903 --> 00:16:09,103 Нет! от этого проклятого устройства нет ничего кроме проблем! Я выхожу, И отправлюсь домой рассказать маме и папе, что я не умер!
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:11,753 какого черта?
00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:17,303 Ха-ха-ха! Устройство терерь у нас! Власть принадлежит нам!
00:16:20,803 --> 00:16:23,303 У кого-нибудь есть кусок блокнотного листа, Я сделаю еще один.
00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,303 вперед! вперед! В контрольную комнату!
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,253 Стивен, что ты сделал?
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:50,130 Я должен был, Линда. если это был простейший способ, почему бы им не воспользоваться.
00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:53,065 Я не знаю. Я не знаю, что мне делать больше.
00:16:53,215 --> 00:16:57,415 ты выкопал тело нашего сына?? исполнил какой-то языческий ритуал??
00:16:57,515 --> 00:17:01,615 Линда, Я сделал это для тебя! ты так сильно хотела его вернуть, как и я!
00:17:01,915 --> 00:17:03,215 Но не так!...
00:17:04,365 --> 00:17:08,515 Но не так! Он больше не будет нашим сыном, Стивен!
00:17:09,015 --> 00:17:13,415 Он будет ходячей мерзостью. Злобное адское отродье.
00:17:22,615 --> 00:17:23,615 Есть кто дома?
00:17:25,192 --> 00:17:25,892 Это ОН
00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:27,492 Держи дверь закрытой!
00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:32,192 Мам, пап? Это я, Баттерс.
00:17:34,092 --> 00:17:35,492 Я вернулся!
00:17:36,992 --> 00:17:37,992 О Боже...
00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:42,992 Нет!
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:59,942 ОНО ушло, дорогая! Оно ушло. Прости меня!
00:18:00,492 --> 00:18:01,792 Привет мам и пап! Я не...
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,592 О, Боже! Это ужасно! Что я наделал!
00:18:09,692 --> 00:18:12,392 Оу, Я полагаю возможно вы немного удивлены увидеть меня.
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,992 ЭТО НЕ ПРАВИЛЬНО! ПУСТЬ ОНО УЙДЕТ!
00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:22,192 Господа, это исторический день для всех мальчиков и человеческого рода в целом.
00:18:23,192 --> 00:18:25,192 Вскоре, мы узнаем будущее.
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:30,192 пода-подаждите парни. Мы не уверены, что это допустимое устройство.
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,992 Может нам следует подождать пока мы побольше не изучим ЭТО
00:18:32,692 --> 00:18:35,792 нет, Нет! У нас нет времени для этого, Стен. Время задавать вопрос.
00:18:35,842 --> 00:18:37,492 Почему ты первый будешь им пользоваться?
00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:38,992 Потому, что буду, Клайд.
00:18:39,392 --> 00:18:40,392 Я хочу попробовать!
00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,192 Я задам первый вопрос!
00:18:42,592 --> 00:18:46,292 Начнем с чего-нибудь простенького! Умрет ли Кайл не дожив до Двадцати.
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:47,992 Погодь! Я не хочу это знать!
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:50,692 Спроси выиграет ли "Бронкос" в это воскресенье?
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,292 Нет, чувак, тогда это будет не весело смотреть!
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:53,792 Можете ли вы все заткнуться! я не могу сделать это!
00:18:53,942 --> 00:18:55,142 Это ты заткнись, ослина!
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,692 Жиртрест, Я не хочу знать когда я умру!
00:19:00,092 --> 00:19:01,192 парни, парни остановитесь!
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,692 посмотрите, что эта вещь сделала с нами!
00:19:04,992 --> 00:19:07,192 Баттерс пытался что-то сказать мне за пределами дома.
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:10,192 Что от этого устройства нет ничего кроме проблем. Теперь я понимаю о чем он говорил.
00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:12,142 как это ничего кроме проблем!
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:17,392 Мы рисковали всем похищая его у девчонок. когда наступит момент и девчонки нападут на нас, чтоб вернуть его обратно.
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:22,692 Да, забудьте о девчонках, как насчет ЦРУ или русские узнают, что оно у нас.
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:24,242 Они придут, это точно!
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:25,992 Может нам спрятать его в безопасное место?
00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:30,392 А что потом? Прятать всегда от правительства?... От террористов, что захотят использовать его в злых целях.
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:34,692 Может... может это власть недолжна предназначаться никому!
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,742 Ты имеешь в виду, уничтожить ее!
00:19:39,692 --> 00:19:41,892 Вы парни, сумасшедшие! После всего, что мы прошли!
00:19:41,992 --> 00:19:47,842 Мы должны убрать это подальше от девчонок! Вот что важно! И теперь мы поступим правильно, не будем пользоваться сами этим, а то мы будем не лучше чем они.
00:19:47,892 --> 00:19:49,692 Подумайте о власти?
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:54,792 Слишком много власти, Для любого. Стен прав. Лучше уничтожить!
00:20:03,192 --> 00:20:05,792 Вы уверены? Мы никогда не узнаем будущее!
00:20:05,992 --> 00:20:08,492 Никто не узнает! Полагаю, Так и должно было быть.
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:09,792 Жми, Кенни!
00:20:22,942 --> 00:20:23,992 Черт, Кен!
00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:28,492 Вот, Вот видишь! Все будет в порядке!
00:20:28,892 --> 00:20:30,192 Привет...сын
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:32,992 привет пап
00:20:34,992 --> 00:20:36,692 Лучше бы ему оставаться мертвым.
00:20:36,992 --> 00:20:39,042 Мам, пап, можно мне подняться на верх?
00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:43,042 прости сын, но... Ты теперь адское атродие,
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:44,692 ходячий ужас
00:20:44,842 --> 00:20:47,692 А можно мне, чего-нибудь поесть? Я очень голоден!
00:20:47,992 --> 00:20:50,792 ОНО… хочет есть!
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,792 Да... это должно есть!
00:20:56,192 --> 00:20:58,542 Здравствуйте, я Рэйчел из "Качественных Штор".
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,742 О, да спасибо, что пришли
00:21:02,192 --> 00:21:03,642 Какую комнату будем осматривать?
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:05,842 Идите за мной в подвал!
00:21:06,692 --> 00:21:08,742 Да! В подвал...
00:21:10,692 --> 00:21:13,692 Оу, тут и так предельно темно. Вы уверенны, что вам нужны здесь шторы?...
00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:15,392 О боже мой!
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,392 Привет, Я - Баттерс!
00:21:18,692 --> 00:21:20,792 Мальчик, что ты делаешь здесь внизу?
00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:25,592 Вот, сынок... ешь!
00:21:26,192 --> 00:21:27,692 До чего мы докатились!
00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:30,992 Ладно пойдем! не смотри как ОНО ест!
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,492 Можно мне просто каких-нибудь спагетти?

00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,430 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,098 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,481 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,484 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,988 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:33,325 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:36,871 What are you guys all doing here?
00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:37,872 I don't know.
00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,540 I got this emergency letter from Cartman,
00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:40,666 who said to meet in his basement.
00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,209 Yeah. Us too.
00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:44,670 Ah, gentlemen. Thank you for coming.
00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,424 We don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase.
00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,800 The girls at our school
00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,927 have been hiding something from us --
00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,471 hiding something huge.
00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,515 What?
00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,269 What if I were to tell you that the girls have a device
00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,522 which allows them to see into the future?
00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,024 What?
00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,484 How do you know?
00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:09,028 The girls do not have a device that shows them the future.
00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,154 That's retarded.
00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,697 You, sir, mocked Cartman before,
00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,157 yet you too sit here demanding answers.
00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,117 Now, damn you, let him speak!
00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,747 Thank you, Clyde.
00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,458 Uh, I'm afraid it's true.
00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,252 I secretly videotaped the girls on the playground yesterday
00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,338 using my Wellington Bear video camera.
00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:29,507 I caught the following images on tape.
00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:30,549 I warn you.
00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,260 These images may be too shocking for young children.
00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,764 Okay. I'm not looking.
00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,724 Video playback, initialize.
00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,602 So cool.
00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,771 Okay. My turn, my turn! Do me now!
00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,523 Okay, Bebe. What do you want to know?
00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:48,275 I want to know if I'm gonna live in a big mansion in the future.
00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,568 Okay. Let's find out.
00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,737 Ready? Pick a number.
00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,072 Four!
00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,323 One, two, three, four.
00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,866 - Okay. Pick a color. - Blue.
00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,118 B-L-U-E.
00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,036 - All right. Pick another color. - Red!
00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:02,957 Okay. Okay. Will Bebe live in a big mansion in the future?
00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,376 - "Definitely yes." - All right!
00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,421 Whoa.
00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:10,714 Do me next!
00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,800 I want to know if I'm gonna marry somebody cute.
00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,468 I'll do it. I'll do it. Pick a number.
00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,262 - Three! - One, two, three.
00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:18,681 - Where did they get that thing? - Shh!
00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,099 G-R-E-E-N.
00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,101 - Now blue. - "The answer is no."
00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,271 Aw, dang it!
00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,940 Oh, my God. How does it know the answer?
00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,733 I...don't believe it.
00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:30,818 Believe it!
00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,486 The girls can ask it any question they want,
00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:33,487 and it gives them an answer.
00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,990 Freeze image.
00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:39,827 Gentlemen...we have to get our hands on that device.
00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,299 How is the incubation shield coming, Clyde?
00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:54,341 It's all set.
00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,719 Once we have the device, it can be housed in here safely
00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,470 until we know what we're dealing with.
00:02:58,596 --> 00:02:59,680 Good man.
00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:01,724 Any luck here?
00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,435 The outside of the device seems to be covered in numerals.
00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,728 Inside are colors,
00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,272 which must open up some kind of temporal time wall.
00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,398 Good. Keep working.
00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,859 We want to know all we can before we try to operate it.
00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,235 All right, gentlemen.
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,571 Our containment center for the time relic is nearly complete.
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,740 All that's left is get the device from the girls
00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,741 and bring it here.
00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:19,909 Let's go take it!
00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,160 Don't be a fool, Craig.
00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,244 You really think the girls
00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,205 are just gonna hand that technology over?
00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,539 So what do you suggest?
00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,542 Heidi Turner...is going to have a slumber party
00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,627 on Thursday night.
00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,462 There's no doubt in my mind the girls will be using
00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:32,880 the future-telling device there.
00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,466 If we can get somebody invited to that slumber party,
00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,301 not only can we get ahold of the device
00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,845 but find out how to use it.
00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,639 Yeah. There's just one problem.
00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,225 A boy can't go to a chick slumber party.
00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:47,519 No. Not a boy...but a girl.
00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,731 One of us is going to have to go undercover --
00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,524 show up in school tomorrow
00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:56,570 disguised as the new girl who just moved to town.
00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:59,240 You mean like that movie "Juwanna Mann"?
00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,368 No, not like "Juwanna Mann," Kevin, okay?
00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,869 It's way cooler than that!
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,996 But if one of us pretends to be the new girl in class,
00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,957 the girls will wonder where that boy went.
00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,251 Which is why we'd have to fake that boy's death.
00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,127 It's simple spy stuff, my friends.
00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,255 Take your top man, fake his death,
00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,548 then send him in disguised as the enemy.
00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,259 That's a pretty solid idea.
00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,468 But who?
00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,014 Mr. And Mrs. Stotch?
00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,433 - Yes. What is it, Officer? - You'd better come quick.
00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,810 Your son is down at the Bowery Building
00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,186 threatening to kill himself!
00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,146 What?!
00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,903 Don't do it, son!
00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,780 You have too much to live for!
00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:44,243 Oh, my God! Butters!
00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,371 Oh. Uh...hi, Mom!
00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,789 Just keep stalling, Butters.
00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,958 We don't have the dead pig quite ready yet.
00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,459 Uh...
00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:56,880 Butters?
00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,883 Butters, whatever is troubling you, this isn't the answer!
00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,678 Look at all these people who've come out for you!
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,847 Just come down now, son, and we promise
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,099 we won't ground you for more than a couple weeks.
00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,144 Aw, geez. Now I'm gonna get grounded, too.
00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,104 Okay. It's ready. Step down, Butters.
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,399 He -- He's coming down.
00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,567 Oh, thank God!
00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,986 No. Wait. W-What's he doing?
00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,115 Okay. One...two...
00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,783 Jesus Christ!
00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:32,249 Oh, my God!
00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,254 He...didn't make it.
00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,548 No-o-o! No-o-o!
00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,800 My son is dead!
00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,303 No-o-o!
00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,305 Nice.
00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,474 And he shall be remembered
00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,518 as a peaceful little boy who warmed his parents' hearts.
00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,730 Butters.
00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,400 Lord, as we commit this child's body to the earth,
00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,237 may we ask it be the last child you strike down so mercilessly.
00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,281 We know this request to be futile, Lord,
00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,825 but just thought we would ask.
00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,910 No-o-o!
00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,537 No-o-o! Butters!
00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,040 No-o-o!
00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,875 Don't put him down there!
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,503 Don't put him down there!
00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,548 Okay, children. Let's take our seats.
00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,177 Now, I know that we're all still in deep, deep mourning
00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,971 over the tragic death of our classmate Butters.
00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,099 Who's Butters?
00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,726 But we all must try to move on,
00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,646 and so I'd like you to help me welcome a new student
00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,940 who has just moved here from Dallas.
00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,193 Children, please say hello to Marjorine.
00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,779 Oh. Uh, hello.
00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,324 Welcome to our school, Marjorine.
00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,827 Oh. Thank you.
00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,328 Dude, I think it's totally working.
00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,539 The girls are totally buying it.
00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:54,706 Why don't you tell the children
00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,917 a little about yourself, Marjorine?
00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,961 Well, I'm just a typical little girl.
00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,839 I like dancing a-and ponies
00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:05,592 a-and getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights.
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,802 Nice.
00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,221 Now, Marjorine, that's not very ladylike.
00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,223 Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the sniz
00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,475 just like any woman, but we keep it to ourselves.
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,351 Oh.
00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,563 That girl sure has a strange sense of fashion.
00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,231 Dude, they totally think he's a girl.
00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,984 All right. Have a seat, Marjorine.
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,402 I'm sure the other girls will be happy
00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,653 to show you around the school.
00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,488 Won't you, girls?
00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,324 Where do you buy your clothes?
00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:33,120 Oh, uh, you -- you know -- girl places.
00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,830 Dude, they've bought it hook, line, and sinker.
00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,459 This is going swimmingly.
00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:46,884 Heidi, sweetie, I'm just gonna set the snacks over here.
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,677 Okay, Mom.
00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:52,181 Oh, and, Heidi, there's going to be one extra girl
00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,308 coming to your slumber party.
00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:55,434 Who?
00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:58,395 The new girl in your class -- Marjorine.
00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,522 Mom! I didn't invite her!
00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:04,151 I know, sweetie, but I got a call from Marjorine's mother.
00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,027 Her mother?
00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,362 She said Marjorine is having a really hard time
00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:08,739 being at a new school.
00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,700 Her mom asked me personally if we could have Marjorine over.
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,452 And besides, her mother told me
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,287 that she works as a state official
00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,707 and that I should respect her authoritah.
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,631 Linda. Linda, please come downstairs.
00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:29,510 Why c-couldn't we help him?
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:35,432 W-Why is our little boy dead?
00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,562 Oh, Butters.
00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,689 Oh, Butters, I miss you so much!
00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,778 Mr. Stotch?
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,655 I know what you're thinking.
00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,156 Who are you?
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,158 I came to talk you out of it.
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,912 You need to just accept that your son is dead...
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,623 not try to bring him back.
00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,709 Bring him back? W-What are you talking about?
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,170 I know you're thinking of putting him up there --
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,172 the Indian burial ground up that road.
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,383 You're thinking if you bury his body there,
00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,676 it will come back to life.
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,803 Sometimes dead is better.
00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:15,347 Indian burial ground?
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,183 It's been done before, what you're thinking of --
00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,519 the Nelson boy back in '85.
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,854 You're saying if I dig up my son's body
00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,899 and rebury him at the old Indian burial ground, that I --
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,359 Don't do it, Stotch!
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:31,363 What comes out of the ground ain't the thing you put in.
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,531 The Indians knew that.
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,617 That's why they stopped using it when the ground went sour.
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,953 I'm just here to talk you out of it.
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,082 Don't bury your son's body
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,209 at the Indian burial ground, Stotch --
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,794 the one that's right up over there
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,546 behind the Andersons' barn.
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,299 Sometimes...dead is better.
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,308 All right, Butters. That's Heidi's house.
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,601 I can't do it, fellas.
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,311 I can't go into a girls' slumber party.
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,146 What if they find out I ain't a girl?
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,397 You're gonna be fine.
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,399 Now, Butters, we don't know exactly what it is
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,109 that girls do at their slumber parties.
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,653 But if they all start, you know, lezzing out,
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,572 - just roll with it. - Lezzing out?
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,157 - What's lezzing out? - Now, look, Butters.
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,242 When the girls bring out the future-telling device,
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,452 pay attention to how it works.
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,745 Once you know how to operate it,
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,371 just grab it and get the hell out of there.
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,165 Then I can go home and tell my mommy and daddy
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,541 I'm not really dead?
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,584 Yeah, dude. Of course.
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,169 Now go. The party's already started.
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,545 Good luck, man.
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,173 Remember, Butters, you must get that future-telling device
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,758 from the girls at all costs.
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:35,886 And just roll with it if they start lezzing out.
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:41,975 All right, girls.
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,061 Now, we all want you to have a good time,
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,189 but as Heidi's parents, tonight it is our responsibility
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,149 to look out for all of you.
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,401 There's not gonna be any drinking, no pot,
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,111 and most importantly,
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,656 if I catch any boys anywhere near this party,
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,699 they're gonna be in a world of hurt!
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,997 All right. Have a nice time, girls.
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,541 So, what do you guys want to do first?
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,834 We could play "Girl Talk."
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,336 - Uh-huh! - All right!
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,046 I brought the new Justin Timberlake CD.
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,255 We should dance to it.
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,341 - Cool! - Yeah! That'd be fun!
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,551 How about we read each other's futures?
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,054 I know. Let's do "light as a feather, stiff as a board."
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,931 - Yeah! - All right!
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,146 Who wants to go first?
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,690 I will!
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,318 Oh, geez. Are we gonna start lezzing out?
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,572 Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,408 Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,951 Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,619 Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,627 Jesus. What are they doing in there?
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,505 God only knows the horrors that go on at girls' slumber parties.
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,674 Let's just hope Butters can survive it.
00:11:55,799 --> 00:12:00,137 Aah! Aah! Witches! You're all witches!
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,055 Marjorine, what is your problem?
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,348 Huh? Oh, nothing.
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,392 Hey, you guys want to tell each other's futures now?
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,645 Yeah. I can tell you your future, Marjorine.
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,106 You're going to live alone your entire life
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,649 because you're a nerdy, dorky geek!
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,609 Yeah, and your hair is totally stupid.
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,238 Yeah, and you're flat.
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,782 Marjorine, why don't you just leave?
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,701 Nobody wants you here.
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,340 Hello, son. Don't you worry.
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,760 Daddy's gonna make everything all right again.
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,734 There he is. There's my boy.
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,360 Come on, Butters.
00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:01,239 Oh. Butters, you smell like...bacon.
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,741 Don't worry.
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,618 We're gonna bring you back, son.
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,161 We're gonna bring you back!
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,292 You guys, I think we went too far with Marjorine.
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,795 She's in the bathroom, crying.
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,089 Marjorine?
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:22,677 Nobody likes me.
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,679 Oh, gee. She's really upset.
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,181 I feel terrible, you guys.
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,809 It can't be easy being the new girl in school.
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:29,935 Marjorine.
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062 Marjorine, hey, we didn't mean it.
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,856 You don't know how hard it is to be me.
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,608 Marjorine, we were just teasing.
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,901 We think you're great.
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,653 You think I'm ugly.
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,115 You're not ugly, Marjorine.
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,660 You said I'm ugly and I'm flat.
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,246 Marjorine, you just have a different look, that's all.
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,624 We just -- We need to help you bring out your inner beauty.
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,961 Yeah. How about we all give you a little makeover, Marjorine?
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:56,795 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,339 - Yeah! - Come on! Let's go!
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,925 You mean it?
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,929 Dude, it's been too long. Something's wrong.
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,264 Maybe they found him out.
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,682 Then he's already dead.
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,226 Come on. We got to go check on him.
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,440 Can you see anything?
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:21,027 ♪ Don't be so quick to walk away ♪
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,153 ♪ Dance with me ♪
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,030 ♪ I wanna rock your body ♪
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,240 He's just dancing around!
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,449 That son of a bitch!
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,368 - ♪ I wanna rock your body ♪ - Whoo! Whoo!
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,995 - ♪ Dance with me ♪ - Yeah!
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,498 Marjorine, sweetie? Your mom's on the phone.
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,875 - ♪ Till the break of day ♪ - Yay!
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,459 - My mom? - ♪ Dance with me ♪
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,628 - Hello? - Butters!
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,463 Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,883 Well, I'm just having some fun with my girlfriends.
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,260 You aren't there to have fun, you black asshole!
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,387 You're supposed to be getting the future-telling device!
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,597 Well, I'm working on it!
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,599 Working on what -- your dance moves?
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,726 Now, look, I'm getting pretty sick of this!
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,144 I've put myself through a lot,
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,898 and you can't talk to me like that...uh...Mom.
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,859 Just do what you were sent in there to do, dickface!
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,497 That's awesome.
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,459 Hey, Marjorine, you want to know your future?
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,668 Huh?
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,755 Uh, c-could I hold that?
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,757 Sure. Here. You do my future.
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,343 How?
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,802 Well, you know. It's easy.
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,305 You just put your thumbs and index fingers in here.
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,895 Aha! I knew it!
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,772 Boys at the slumber party!
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,608 There's a boy here?
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,693 Stand back!
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,487 I had a great time tonight,
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,739 but I got to do what I was sent here to do.
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,700 Hyah!
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,457 He's got it! He's got the device!
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,167 Tango! Tango! Tango! We've got it!
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,628 Let's get it to the containment center! Go!
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,712 Come on, Butters!
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,090 No! That time device is nothing but trouble.
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,508 I'm done, and I'm going home
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,302 to tell my mom and dad I'm not dead!
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,638 What the hell?
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,432 We have the device now!
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,352 The power belongs to us!
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,564 Anybody have a piece of notebook paper
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,066 so I can make another one?
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,154 Go! Go! Get it in the containment field!
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,964 Stephen, you did what?!
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,173 I had to, Linda!
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,967 If there even was the slightest chance
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,177 it would bring him back -- I don't know.
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,887 I don't know what I'm doing anymore!
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,265 You dug up our son's body?
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,809 Performed some kind of pagan ritual?!
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,561 Linda, I did it for you.
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,147 You wanted him back so much. So did I!
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,357 Not like this!
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,484 Not like this.
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,862 He wouldn't be our son, Stephen.
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,865 He would be a walking abomination...
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,034 an unholy demon spawn!
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,376 Hello?
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,670 It's him.
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,213 Keep the door locked.
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,383 Mom? Dad?
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,093 It's me -- Butters!
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,221 I'm back.
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,389 Oh.
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,849 Oh, God.
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,896 No!
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,202 It's gone, Linda.
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,661 It's gone.
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,080 Heaven forgive me.
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,456 Hey, Mom and Dad. I found a --
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,004 Oh, God! It's terrible!
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,339 What have I done?!
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,008 I-I guess you're probably a little surprised to see me.
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:16,012 It isn't right! Make it go away!
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,602 Gentlemen, this is a historic day for all boy-mankind.
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,563 In a few moments, we will know the future.
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,816 H-Hold on, guys.
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,818 We're not sure what this device is capable of.
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,070 Maybe we should wait until we've had more time to study it.
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,822 No, no. We don't have time for that, Stan.
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,573 It's time to ask it a question.
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,117 How come you get to use it first?
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,743 Because I do, Clyde.
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,953 I want to use it.
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,913 I'm asking the first question!
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,832 Let's just start with something simple.
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,959 Will Kyle die before he's 20?
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,752 Wait! I don't want to know that.
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,004 Ask it if the Broncos are gonna win on Sunday.
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,923 No, dude. Then it won't be fun to watch.
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,591 Will you all just shut up so I can do this?
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:54,759 You shut up, asshole!
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,469 I don't want to know when I'm gonna die, fat-ass.
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,015 You guys! You guys! Stop!
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,561 Look at what this thing is doing to us.
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,813 Butters was trying to tell me something outside the house,
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,815 that this device is nothing but trouble.
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,233 I think I know what he meant now.
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,734 How could it be nothing but trouble?
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,987 We risked everything to get it from the girls.
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,406 How long before the girls attack us to get it back?
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,576 Yeah. Forget about the girls.
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,412 What about when the CIA or -- or the Russians know we have this?
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,830 They'll come after it for sure.
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,707 Maybe we should take it to someplace safer.
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,791 And then what?
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,251 Hide forever from the government?
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,461 From the terrorists who want to use it for evil?
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,883 Maybe -- Maybe nobody is meant to have this kind of power.
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,386 You mean destroy it.
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,221 Are you guys nuts?
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,681 After everything we've gone through?
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,892 We got it away from the girls. That's what matters.
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,227 But now the right thing to do isn't using it ourselves.
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,604 Then we're no better than they are.
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,272 Think of the power!
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,566 It's too much power -- for anybody.
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,777 Stan's right. It has to be destroyed.
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,870 Are we sure about this?
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,496 We'll never know the future.
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,539 Nobody will.
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,374 That's the way it's supposed to be.
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,543 Hit it, Kenny.
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,140 Damn, Ken.
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,643 Here. Here. You see?
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,102 It's going to be all right.
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,396 Hello, s-son.
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,815 Hi, Dad.
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:36,194 He was supposed to stay dead!
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,821 Mom, Dad, can I come upstairs now?
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:42,283 I'm sorry, son, but...you're a demon spawn now.
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,993 You're an abomination.
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,162 Can I please just have something to eat?
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,288 I'm pretty hungry.
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,458 It's...hungry.
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,085 Yes.
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,420 It must feed.
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,675 Hello. I'm Rachel with Quality Curtains.
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,886 Oh, yes. Thank you for coming.
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,471 Which room are we looking at?
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,307 Just follow me to the basement.
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,935 Yes. The basement.
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,188 Oh, my. It's pretty dark down here.
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,523 You sure you need curtains?
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:14,774 Oh, my God!
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,236 Hello. I'm Butters.
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,238 Little boy, what are you doing down here?
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,198 Aah!
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:22,865 Huh?
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,576 There you go, son. Eat.
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,537 What are we becoming?
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,790 Come on. Don't watch it feed.
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,629 Can't I just have some Spaghettios?

00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:12,430 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,555 --> 00:00:14,098 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,481 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,484 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:28,988 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:33,325 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:36,871 What are you guys all doing here?
00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:37,872 I don't know.
00:00:37,997 --> 00:00:39,540 I got this emergency letter from Cartman,
00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:40,666 who said to meet in his basement.
00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,209 Yeah. Us too.
00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,169 [ Door closes ]
00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:44,670 Ah, gentlemen. Thank you for coming.
00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:48,424 We don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase.
00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,800 The girls at our school
00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:51,927 have been hiding something from us --
00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,471 hiding something huge.
00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,473 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,515 What?
00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,269 What if I were to tell you that the girls have a device
00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,522 which allows them to see into the future?
00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,024 What?
00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:06,484 How do you know?
00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:09,028 The girls do not have a device that shows them the future.
00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,154 That's retarded.
00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,697 [ British accent ] You, sir, mocked Cartman before,
00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,157 yet you too sit here demanding answers.
00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,117 Now, damn you, let him speak!
00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,747 Thank you, Clyde.
00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,458 Uh, I'm afraid it's true.
00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,252 I secretly videotaped the girls on the playground yesterday
00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,338 using my Wellington Bear video camera.
00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:29,507 I caught the following images on tape.
00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:30,549 I warn you.
00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:33,260 These images may be too shocking for young children.
00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:36,764 Okay. I'm not looking.
00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,724 Video playback, initialize.
00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,434 [ Girls giggling ]
00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,602 So cool.
00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,771 Okay. My turn, my turn! Do me now!
00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,523 Okay, Bebe. What do you want to know?
00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:48,275 I want to know if I'm gonna live in a big mansion in the future.
00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,568 Okay. Let's find out.
00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,737 Ready? Pick a number.
00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:53,072 BEBE: Four!
00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,323 One, two, three, four.
00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:55,866 - Okay. Pick a color. - BEBE: Blue.
00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,118 B-L-U-E.
00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,036 - All right. Pick another color. - BEBE: Red!
00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:02,957 Okay. Okay. Will Bebe live in a big mansion in the future?
00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,376 - "Definitely yes." - All right!
00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,920 [ Girls cheering ]
00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,421 ALL: Whoa.
00:02:09,547 --> 00:02:10,714 Do me next!
00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,800 I want to know if I'm gonna marry somebody cute.
00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:14,468 I'll do it. I'll do it. Pick a number.
00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,262 - Three! - One, two, three.
00:02:16,387 --> 00:02:18,681 - Where did they get that thing? - Shh!
00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,099 G-R-E-E-N.
00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,101 - Now blue. - "The answer is no."
00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,811 [ Laughter ]
00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,271 Aw, dang it!
00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:27,940 Oh, my God. How does it know the answer?
00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,733 I...don't believe it.
00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:30,818 Believe it!
00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,486 The girls can ask it any question they want,
00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:33,487 and it gives them an answer.
00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,990 - Freeze image. - [ VCR clicks ]
00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:39,827 Gentlemen...we have to get our hands on that device.
00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:43,038 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,299 How is the incubation shield coming, Clyde?
00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:54,341 It's all set.
00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,719 Once we have the device, it can be housed in here safely
00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,470 until we know what we're dealing with.
00:02:58,596 --> 00:02:59,680 Good man.
00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:01,724 Any luck here?
00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,435 The outside of the device seems to be covered in numerals.
00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,728 Inside are colors,
00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,272 which must open up some kind of temporal time wall.
00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,398 Good. Keep working.
00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,859 We want to know all we can before we try to operate it.
00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,235 All right, gentlemen.
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,571 Our containment center for the time relic is nearly complete.
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,740 All that's left is get the device from the girls
00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,741 and bring it here.
00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:19,909 Let's go take it!
00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,160 Don't be a fool, Craig.
00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,244 You really think the girls
00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,205 are just gonna hand that technology over?
00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,539 So what do you suggest?
00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,542 Heidi Turner...is going to have a slumber party
00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,627 on Thursday night.
00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:31,462 There's no doubt in my mind the girls will be using
00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:32,880 the future-telling device there.
00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,466 If we can get somebody invited to that slumber party,
00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,301 not only can we get ahold of the device
00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,845 but find out how to use it.
00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,639 Yeah. There's just one problem.
00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,225 A boy can't go to a chick slumber party.
00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:47,519 No. Not a boy...but a girl.
00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,731 One of us is going to have to go undercover --
00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,524 show up in school tomorrow
00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:56,570 disguised as the new girl who just moved to town.
00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:59,240 You mean like that movie "Juwanna Mann"?
00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:02,368 No, not like "Juwanna Mann," Kevin, okay?
00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:03,869 It's way cooler than that!
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,996 But if one of us pretends to be the new girl in class,
00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,957 the girls will wonder where that boy went.
00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,251 Which is why we'd have to fake that boy's death.
00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,127 It's simple spy stuff, my friends.
00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:14,255 Take your top man, fake his death,
00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,548 then send him in disguised as the enemy.
00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,259 That's a pretty solid idea.
00:04:18,384 --> 00:04:19,468 But who?
00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,887 [ Insects chirping ]
00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,014 Mr. And Mrs. Stotch?
00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,433 - Yes. What is it, Officer? - You'd better come quick.
00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,810 Your son is down at the Bowery Building
00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,186 threatening to kill himself!
00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:31,146 - What?! - [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:34,233 [ Sirens wailing ]
00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,903 Don't do it, son!
00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,780 You have too much to live for!
00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:44,243 Oh, my God! Butters!
00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,371 Oh. Uh...hi, Mom!
00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:48,789 Just keep stalling, Butters.
00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,958 We don't have the dead pig quite ready yet.
00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:52,459 Uh...
00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,753 [ Humming softly ]
00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:56,880 Butters?
00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:59,883 Butters, whatever is troubling you, this isn't the answer!
00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:02,678 Look at all these people who've come out for you!
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,847 Just come down now, son, and we promise
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,099 we won't ground you for more than a couple weeks.
00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,144 Aw, geez. Now I'm gonna get grounded, too.
00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,104 Okay. It's ready. Step down, Butters.
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,399 He -- He's coming down.
00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,567 Oh, thank God!
00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,986 No. Wait. W-What's he doing?
00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,363 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,115 CARTMAN: Okay. One...two...
00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,783 Jesus Christ!
00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,037 [ Screams ]
00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:32,249 Oh, my God!
00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,254 He...didn't make it.
00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,548 No-o-o! No-o-o!
00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,800 My son is dead!
00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,303 No-o-o!
00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,305 Nice.
00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,474 And he shall be remembered
00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,518 as a peaceful little boy who warmed his parents' hearts.
00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,730 [ Crying ] Butters.
00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,400 Lord, as we commit this child's body to the earth,
00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:02,237 may we ask it be the last child you strike down so mercilessly.
00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,281 We know this request to be futile, Lord,
00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,825 but just thought we would ask.
00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:07,910 No-o-o!
00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,537 No-o-o! Butters!
00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:13,040 No-o-o!
00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,875 Don't put him down there!
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,503 Don't put him down there!
00:06:17,628 --> 00:06:18,879 [ Bell rings ]
00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,548 Okay, children. Let's take our seats.
00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,177 Now, I know that we're all still in deep, deep mourning
00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,971 over the tragic death of our classmate Butters.
00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,099 Who's Butters?
00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,726 But we all must try to move on,
00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:35,646 and so I'd like you to help me welcome a new student
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00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,193 Children, please say hello to Marjorine.
00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,779 Oh. Uh, hello.
00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:47,324 Welcome to our school, Marjorine.
00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,827 Oh. Thank you.
00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,328 Dude, I think it's totally working.
00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:53,539 The girls are totally buying it. [ Coughs ]
00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:54,706 Why don't you tell the children
00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:56,917 a little about yourself, Marjorine?
00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,961 Well, I'm just a typical little girl.
00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,839 I like dancing a-and ponies
00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:05,592 a-and getting my snootch pounded on Friday nights.
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:06,802 Nice.
00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,221 Now, Marjorine, that's not very ladylike.
00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,223 Us Colorado girls love to get pounded in the sniz
00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,475 just like any woman, but we keep it to ourselves.
00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,351 Oh.
00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:17,563 That girl sure has a strange sense of fashion.
00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:19,231 Dude, they totally think he's a girl.
00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,649 [ Coughs ]
00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,984 All right. Have a seat, Marjorine.
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,402 I'm sure the other girls will be happy
00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,653 to show you around the school.
00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,488 Won't you, girls?
00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,324 Where do you buy your clothes?
00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:33,120 Oh, uh, you -- you know -- girl places.
00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,830 Dude, they've bought it hook, line, and sinker.
00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:35,998 [ Coughs ]
00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,459 This is going swimmingly. [ Coughs ]
00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,047 [ Humming ]
00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:46,884 Heidi, sweetie, I'm just gonna set the snacks over here.
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,677 Okay, Mom.
00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:52,181 Oh, and, Heidi, there's going to be one extra girl
00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,308 coming to your slumber party.
00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:55,434 Who?
00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:58,395 The new girl in your class -- Marjorine.
00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,522 Mom! I didn't invite her!
00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:04,151 I know, sweetie, but I got a call from Marjorine's mother.
00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,027 Her mother?
00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,362 She said Marjorine is having a really hard time
00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:08,739 being at a new school.
00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:11,700 Her mom asked me personally if we could have Marjorine over.
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,452 And besides, her mother told me
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,287 that she works as a state official
00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,707 and that I should respect her authoritah.
00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,669 [ Crying ]
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,631 Linda. Linda, please come downstairs.
00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:29,510 Why c-couldn't we help him?
00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:35,432 W-Why is our little boy dead?
00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,184 [ Sobs ]
00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,562 Oh, Butters.
00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,689 Oh, Butters, I miss you so much!
00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,526 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,778 [ New England accent ] Mr. Stotch?
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,655 I know what you're thinking.
00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,156 Who are you?
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:53,158 I came to talk you out of it.
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,912 You need to just accept that your son is dead...
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,623 not try to bring him back.
00:09:00,249 --> 00:09:02,709 Bring him back? W-What are you talking about?
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,170 I know you're thinking of putting him up there --
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,172 the Indian burial ground up that road.
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,383 You're thinking if you bury his body there,
00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,676 it will come back to life.
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,803 Sometimes dead is better.
00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:15,347 Indian burial ground?
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,183 It's been done before, what you're thinking of --
00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,519 the Nelson boy back in '85.
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,854 You're saying if I dig up my son's body
00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,899 and rebury him at the old Indian burial ground, that I --
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,359 Don't do it, Stotch!
00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:31,363 What comes out of the ground ain't the thing you put in.
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,531 The Indians knew that.
00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,617 That's why they stopped using it when the ground went sour.
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,953 I'm just here to talk you out of it.
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,082 Don't bury your son's body
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,209 at the Indian burial ground, Stotch --
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,794 the one that's right up over there
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,546 behind the Andersons' barn.
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,299 Sometimes...dead is better.
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,926 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,222 [ Insects chirping ]
00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,308 All right, Butters. That's Heidi's house.
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,601 I can't do it, fellas.
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,311 I can't go into a girls' slumber party.
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,146 What if they find out I ain't a girl?
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,397 You're gonna be fine.
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,399 Now, Butters, we don't know exactly what it is
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,109 that girls do at their slumber parties.
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,653 But if they all start, you know, lezzing out,
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,572 - just roll with it. - Lezzing out?
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,157 - What's lezzing out? - Now, look, Butters.
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,242 When the girls bring out the future-telling device,
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,452 pay attention to how it works.
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:19,745 Once you know how to operate it,
00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,371 just grab it and get the hell out of there.
00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,165 Then I can go home and tell my mommy and daddy
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,541 I'm not really dead?
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,584 Yeah, dude. Of course.
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,169 Now go. The party's already started.
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,545 Good luck, man.
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:31,173 Remember, Butters, you must get that future-telling device
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,758 from the girls at all costs.
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:35,886 And just roll with it if they start lezzing out.
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,307 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:41,975 All right, girls.
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,061 Now, we all want you to have a good time,
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:47,189 but as Heidi's parents, tonight it is our responsibility
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,149 to look out for all of you.
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,401 There's not gonna be any drinking, no pot,
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,111 and most importantly,
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,656 if I catch any boys anywhere near this party,
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,699 they're gonna be in a world of hurt!
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,869 [ Chuckles nervously ]
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,997 All right. Have a nice time, girls.
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,541 So, what do you guys want to do first?
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,834 We could play "Girl Talk."
00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,336 - Uh-huh! - All right!
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,046 I brought the new Justin Timberlake CD.
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,255 We should dance to it.
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,341 - Cool! - Yeah! That'd be fun!
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,551 How about we read each other's futures?
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,054 I know. Let's do "light as a feather, stiff as a board."
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,931 - Yeah! - All right!
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:28,146 Who wants to go first?
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,690 I will!
00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:33,318 Oh, geez. Are we gonna start lezzing out?
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,154 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,572 Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,408 ALL: Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,951 Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,619 Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:46,039 [ Screaming ]
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,627 Jesus. What are they doing in there?
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,505 God only knows the horrors that go on at girls' slumber parties.
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,674 Let's just hope Butters can survive it.
00:11:55,799 --> 00:12:00,137 Aah! Aah! Witches! You're all witches!
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,055 Marjorine, what is your problem?
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,348 Huh? Oh, nothing.
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,392 Hey, you guys want to tell each other's futures now?
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,645 Yeah. I can tell you your future, Marjorine.
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,106 You're going to live alone your entire life
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,649 because you're a nerdy, dorky geek!
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,609 Yeah, and your hair is totally stupid.
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,986 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,238 Yeah, and you're flat.
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,782 Marjorine, why don't you just leave?
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,701 Nobody wants you here.
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,997 [ Wolf howls ]
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,624 [ Thunder crashing ]
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:37,340 Hello, son. Don't you worry.
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,760 Daddy's gonna make everything all right again.
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,345 [ Grunting ]
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,056 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,734 There he is. There's my boy.
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,360 - Come on, Butters. - [ Squishing ]
00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:01,239 Oh. Butters, you smell like...bacon.
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,741 Don't worry.
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,618 We're gonna bring you back, son.
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,161 We're gonna bring you back!
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,497 [ Music continues ]
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,831 [ Indistinct conversation ]
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,292 You guys, I think we went too far with Marjorine.
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,795 She's in the bathroom, crying.
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,089 Marjorine?
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:22,677 [ Sobs ] Nobody likes me.
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,679 Oh, gee. She's really upset.
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,181 I feel terrible, you guys.
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,809 It can't be easy being the new girl in school.
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:29,935 Marjorine.
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062 Marjorine, hey, we didn't mean it.
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,856 You don't know how hard it is to be me.
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,608 Marjorine, we were just teasing.
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,901 We think you're great.
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,653 You think I'm ugly.
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,905 [ Sobs ]
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,115 You're not ugly, Marjorine.
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,660 You said I'm ugly and I'm flat.
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,246 Marjorine, you just have a different look, that's all.
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:52,624 We just -- We need to help you bring out your inner beauty.
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,961 Yeah. How about we all give you a little makeover, Marjorine?
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:56,795 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,339 - Yeah! - Come on! Let's go!
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,925 [ Sniffles ] You mean it?
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,844 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,929 Dude, it's been too long. Something's wrong.
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,264 Maybe they found him out.
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,682 Then he's already dead.
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,226 Come on. We got to go check on him.
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,440 Can you see anything?
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:21,027 ♪ Don't be so quick to walk away ♪
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,153 ♪ Dance with me ♪
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,030 ♪ I wanna rock your body ♪
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,240 He's just dancing around!
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,449 That son of a bitch!
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,368 - ♪ I wanna rock your body ♪ - Whoo! [ Laughs ] Whoo!
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,995 - ♪ Dance with me ♪ - Yeah!
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,498 Marjorine, sweetie? Your mom's on the phone.
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:34,875 - ♪ Till the break of day ♪ - Yay!
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,459 - My mom? - ♪ Dance with me ♪
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,628 - Hello? - CARTMAN: Butters!
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,463 Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,883 Well, I'm just having some fun with my girlfriends.
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,260 You aren't there to have fun, you black asshole!
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,387 You're supposed to be getting the future-telling device!
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,597 Well, I'm working on it!
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,599 Working on what -- your dance moves?
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,726 Now, look, I'm getting pretty sick of this!
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,144 I've put myself through a lot,
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,898 and you can't talk to me like that...uh...Mom.
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,859 Just do what you were sent in there to do, dickface!
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:01,985 [ Cellphone beeps ]
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,779 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,497 - [ Laughter ] - That's awesome.
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:17,459 Hey, Marjorine, you want to know your future?
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,668 Huh?
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,755 Uh, c-could I hold that?
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,757 Sure. Here. You do my future.
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,343 How?
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,802 Well, you know. It's easy.
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,305 You just put your thumbs and index fingers in here.
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,432 [ Insects chirping ]
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,895 Aha! I knew it!
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:38,772 Boys at the slumber party!
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,608 - [ Gasps ] - There's a boy here?
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,693 - Stand back! - [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,487 I had a great time tonight,
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,739 but I got to do what I was sent here to do.
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,700 Hyah!
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,955 [ Breathing heavily ]
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,457 He's got it! He's got the device!
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,167 Tango! Tango! Tango! We've got it!
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,628 Let's get it to the containment center! Go!
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,712 Come on, Butters!
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:05,090 No! That time device is nothing but trouble.
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:06,508 I'm done, and I'm going home
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,302 to tell my mom and dad I'm not dead!
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,638 What the hell?
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,432 [ Laughs ] We have the device now!
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,352 The power belongs to us! [ Laughs ]
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,564 Anybody have a piece of notebook paper
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,066 so I can make another one?
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,819 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,154 Go! Go! Get it in the containment field!
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,534 [ Whirring ]
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,420 [ Thunder rumbling, crashing ]
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,964 BUTTERS' MOM: Stephen, you did what?!
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,173 I had to, Linda!
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:48,967 If there even was the slightest chance
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,177 it would bring him back -- I don't know.
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,887 I don't know what I'm doing anymore!
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,265 You dug up our son's body?
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,809 Performed some kind of pagan ritual?!
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,561 Linda, I did it for you.
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,147 You wanted him back so much. So did I!
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,357 Not like this!
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,484 Not like this.
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:08,862 He wouldn't be our son, Stephen.
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,865 He would be a walking abomination...
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,034 an unholy demon spawn!
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,869 [ Knock on door ]
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,455 [ Both gasp, thunder crashes ]
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,125 [ Knock on door ]
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,376 BUTTERS: Hello?
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,670 It's him.
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,213 Keep the door locked.
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,757 [ Knock on door ]
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,383 BUTTERS: Mom? Dad?
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,093 It's me -- Butters!
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,221 I'm back.
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,389 Oh.
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,849 Oh, God.
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,350 [ Rattling ]
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:42,896 No!
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,275 [ Whimpers ]
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,944 [ Rattling stops ]
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:55,575 [ Sobs ]
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,202 It's gone, Linda.
00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,661 It's gone.
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,080 Heaven forgive me.
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,456 Hey, Mom and Dad. I found a --
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,250 [ Screaming ]
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,004 Oh, God! It's terrible!
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,339 What have I done?!
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,008 I-I guess you're probably a little surprised to see me.
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:16,012 It isn't right! Make it go away!
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:22,602 Gentlemen, this is a historic day for all boy-mankind.
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,563 In a few moments, we will know the future.
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,816 H-Hold on, guys.
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,818 We're not sure what this device is capable of.
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,070 Maybe we should wait until we've had more time to study it.
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,822 No, no. We don't have time for that, Stan.
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,573 It's time to ask it a question.
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,117 How come you get to use it first?
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,743 Because I do, Clyde.
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,953 I want to use it.
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,913 I'm asking the first question!
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,832 Let's just start with something simple.
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,959 Will Kyle die before he's 20?
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,752 Wait! I don't want to know that.
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,004 Ask it if the Broncos are gonna win on Sunday.
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,923 No, dude. Then it won't be fun to watch.
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,591 Will you all just shut up so I can do this?
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:54,759 You shut up, asshole!
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,469 I don't want to know when I'm gonna die, fat-ass.
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,847 [ Indistinct shouting ]
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,015 You guys! You guys! Stop!
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,561 Look at what this thing is doing to us.
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,813 Butters was trying to tell me something outside the house,
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,815 that this device is nothing but trouble.
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,233 I think I know what he meant now.
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,734 How could it be nothing but trouble?
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,987 We risked everything to get it from the girls.
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,406 How long before the girls attack us to get it back?
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,824 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,576 Yeah. Forget about the girls.
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,412 What about when the CIA or -- or the Russians know we have this?
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,830 They'll come after it for sure.
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,707 Maybe we should take it to someplace safer.
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,791 And then what?
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,251 Hide forever from the government?
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,461 From the terrorists who want to use it for evil?
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,883 Maybe -- Maybe nobody is meant to have this kind of power.
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,386 You mean destroy it.
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,221 Are you guys nuts?
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,681 After everything we've gone through?
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,892 We got it away from the girls. That's what matters.
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,227 But now the right thing to do isn't using it ourselves.
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,604 Then we're no better than they are.
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,272 Think of the power!
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,566 It's too much power -- for anybody.
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,777 Stan's right. It has to be destroyed.
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,450 [ Music continues ]
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:03,870 Are we sure about this?
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,496 We'll never know the future.
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:06,539 Nobody will.
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,374 That's the way it's supposed to be.
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,543 Hit it, Kenny.
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,378 [ Click ]
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,140 Damn, Ken.
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,643 - [ Sobbing ] - Here. Here. You see?
00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:28,102 It's going to be all right.
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,396 Hello, s-son.
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,815 Hi, Dad.
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:36,194 [ Whimpers ] He was supposed to stay dead!
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,821 Mom, Dad, can I come upstairs now?
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:42,283 I'm sorry, son, but...you're a demon spawn now.
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,993 You're an abomination.
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,162 Can I please just have something to eat?
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,288 I'm pretty hungry.
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,458 It's...hungry.
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,085 Yes.
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,420 It must feed.
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,675 Hello. I'm Rachel with Quality Curtains.
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,886 Oh, yes. Thank you for coming.
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,471 Which room are we looking at?
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,307 Just follow me to the basement.
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,935 Yes. The basement.
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,188 Oh, my. It's pretty dark down here.
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,523 You sure you need curtains?
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:14,774 Oh, my God!
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,236 Hello. I'm Butters.
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,238 Little boy, what are you doing down here?
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,198 Aah!
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:22,865 Huh?
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:25,576 There you go, son. Eat.
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,537 What are we becoming?
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:30,790 Come on. Don't watch it feed.
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,629 Can't I just have some Spaghettios?

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