Смерть Эрика Картмана

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Боже, она должна быть ооочень вкусной.

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Стэн, ты сказал, что твоя мама приносила домой копченную

курицу на обед! Она здесь или нет?!

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Привет мальчики.

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Мама! -Она здесь! -У нее цыпленок! -Я хочу немного!

-О да! Я хочу грудь!

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Особо хрустящие бедра, особо хрустящии?

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Не так быстро. Сперва, мальчики, помогите занести

другие сумки из автомобиля, потом получите своего

цыпленка.

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Но мама, мы так долго ждали!

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Это не займет и минуты.

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Пошли пацаны. Если мы все поможем, мы сделаем

это сверхбыстро.

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Хорошо.

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Пойдем. О боже, как вкусно пахнет.

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Хорошо, вот и все, мама.

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Хорошо, давайте есть цыпленка!

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О да!

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Ты съел кожу со всех частей цыпленка!

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Да, но я оставил вам всего цыпленка.

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Кожа лучшая часть...

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Что ж, мне пора домой, пацаны. Я собираюсь сидеть

на туалете и читать комиксы. До встречи, завтра на

автобусной остановке.

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Я в шоке от этого жирного ублюдка.

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Ты в шоке? Он делает эту х***ю все время!

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Да, но на этот раз он зашел слишком далеко!

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Почему мы с ним продолжаем общаться?

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Доброе утро! Сколько раз я вам об этом говорил!

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Не похоже, что мы к нему хорошо относимся.

По-моему, мы пытаемся послать его все время!

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Да, но ему это только в кайф.

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Понятно. Впредь будем игнорировать его.

С этого момента, не разговариваем с ним,

и не признаем его.

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Звучит великолепно!

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Эй народ, чего мутите?

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Чуваки, я из-за этого ципленка всю ночь

просидел на толчке. Я думал, что сдохну.

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Пацаны, кто-нибудь может мне долгануть деньги на молоко?

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Думаю, что у меня есть лишнии.

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О ничего себе, еврей просит деньги! Что-то новенькое.

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Пацаны вы знаете, почему у евреев стеклянные глаза?

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Вот держи.

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Спасибо.

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Стен, чувак, ты знаешь, почему у евреев стеклянные глаза? Как у Кайла?

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К-Кенни, ты видел, как в новостях у телки

отрезали сиськи?

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Кенни? Кенни?

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Стэн? Стэн, это - я, Эрик!

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Кенни. Кенни, хочешь 50 центов?

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Чувак, посмотри на меня, Кайл, я здесь!

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Чт..? А как же...?

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Похоже они не видят и не слышат меня.

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Это похоже на то, если бы я был...

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...мертвым. Нет. Нет, я не могу быть мертвым.

Я не могу быть мертвым!

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Хорошо, мадам. Мы установили вам новый туалет,

и мы уносим старый далеко и на долго.

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О, вы так любезны, я даже не знаю, как вас отблагодарить.

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Я думаю разными способами.

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Нет! Нет!

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Что случилось? Что они сказали?

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Очевидно было много куриной кожицы в системе,

что разорвало внутренности.

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Это трагично.

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Боже мой, это не может быть!

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Мама? Это плач мамы? О Боже, это правда!

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Это не справедливо! Почему? Почему?

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Здорова, а где Картман?

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Картман больше нам не друг.

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Мы игнорируем его.

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Игнорируете его? Почему?

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Потому, что он - жирный расистский эгоистичный

невыносимый манипулирующий социопат!

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О да.

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Я тоже ненавижу Картмана.

Я могу игнорировать его с вами?

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Да.

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Да, пошел он! Да.

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Я никогда бы не стал игнорировать, но это его выбор.

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Пацаны! Пацаны?

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Кто-нибудь меня слышит? Пацаны?

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Токен, Токен, я здесь! Привет! Привет! Привет!

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Клайд, разве ты не чувствуешь меня? Почувствуй меня, Клайд!

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Джимми! Джимми, это я, Эрик! Джимми!

Разве ты не чувствуешь, что твои волосы шевелятся?! Это я!

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Они даже не знают , что один из их лучших друзей мертв.

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Мертв и ...потерянная душа блуждает по земле.

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Что делает это ребенок?

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Я не знаю, просто игнорируй его.

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Чем же я заслужил это?! Как мой Бог мог оставить меня?!

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Действительно ли я обречен блуждать по земле один

целую вечность?!

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Привет, Эрик!

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...Что ты сказал?

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Я только сказал, "Привет, Эрик!"

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Баттерс…

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Баттерс! Ты видишь меня?

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Конечно же я вижу тебя.

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Боже мой, и ты слышить меня?

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Хорош, Эрик, почему я тебя мог бы не видеть?

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Потому что, Баттерс, я - ... мертв.

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Баттерс! Баттерс, я только хочу говорить с тобой!

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Ты умер? Как?

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Я съел много куриной кожи,

и это разорвало мои внутренности.

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Но если ты мертв, как я могу видеть тебя?

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Я не знаю, но ты - единственный, кто может.

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Баттерс! Баттерс, мне нужна твоя помощь!

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Баттерс, какого черта ты делаешь?

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Ну я считаю... Я похож на ребенка из того фильма! Я-я вижу

мёртвых!

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Мертвых?

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Кто видит мертвых?

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Я! Я видел призрака!

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Так, Баттерс, никаких призраков не существует.

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Но я видел его! Так же как вижу сейчас тебя!

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Баттерс, это происходит постоянно. У тебя очень

активный маленький мозг, и твой разум играет с тобой.

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Что, правда?

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Даа.

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Так ..., таким образом это было только ... это, был ...

только моё воо ... бражение?

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Правильно. Нет никакой причины бояться вещей,

которые не реальны. Есть большое количество реальных

вещей, которых надо бояться. Например суперСПИД.

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СуперСПИД?

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Правильно. Новая форма СПИДа, которая является стойкой

к лекарствам. Только одна чайная ложка суперСПИДа

в твоей жопе и ты умрёшь через три года.

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О боже.

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Ну как полегчало? Призраки не существуют и нечего бояться.

Кроме суперСПИДа.

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Не нечего бояться. Только молнии и грома.

Ой! Никого ничего никогда. Это всего лишь дом.

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Баттерс...

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Баттерс, ты должен помочь мне!

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Уйди! Ты не реален!

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Ладно, Баттерс, ты не оставляешь мне выбора.

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Баттерс, что происходит?!

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Всё закончилось…Это был он... Ничего, мне приснился кошмар.

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Ладно ты должен прекратить видеть кошмары или

они должны быть основанными!

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Да, да сэр.

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Баттерс.

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Баттерс, я не в твоем воображении!

Я мертв, и по некоторым причинам ты можешь меня видеть!

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Но я не хочу тебя видеть!

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Ты не можешь выбирать! Я - тот, кто умер!

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И по некоторым причинам, мой дух пойман в ловушку

здесь на земле. Я не могу найти проход в рай.

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От куда ты знаешь, что ты должен пойти в рай?

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К чему ты клонишь?

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Знаешь такие как ты туда не попадают, они попадают в...,

знаешь... ад.

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Я не пойду в ад, Баттерс! Я же не черный, так ведь?!

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Теперь смотри: я думаю, причина, по которой моя душа все еще

здесь, в том, что мне нужно попрощаться со всеми моими

друзьями и любимыми.

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Я могу сказать свое последнее прощай им через тебя.

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Я не могу. Мне завтра в школу.

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Это твои проблемы, Баттерс! Или ты поможешь мне, или я буду

посещать тебя всю оставшуюся жизнь!

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Чёрт- Ладно. Ладно. Я помогу тебе!

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Миссис Картман?

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Да? О привет.

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Это покажется очень странным и, и вы можете мне не верить,

но, ну, в общем, ваш сын хотел, чтобы я сказал вам кое-что.

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И что же?

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Скажи ей, скажи ей, что я люблю ее.

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Он говорит, он любит вас.

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Это так хорошо.

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Скажи ей, скажи ей, что я считаю...

Я считаю, чтобы иногда я был лучшим сыном!

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Он считает, чтобы он иногда был лучшим сыном.

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Только, что я стал настолько догнанным гонка крысы жизни

tryin', чтобы следовать за этим я считал мою семью само собой

разумеющимся!

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Он был схвачен в гонке крысы, считания само собой

разумеющимся вещей.

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Это так мило. Я тебя тоже люблю, пупочка!

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Кайл, Эрик хочет, чтобы ты знал, что он, он сожалеет, что все

время называл тебя вонючим еврей.

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Он просит у тебя прощение. И и он хочет, чтобы ты помнил

только хорошее.

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Только хорошее.

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Не было ничего хорошего! И если он действительно сожелет, то

пусть скажет мне это сам!

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Я не могу! Разве ты не понимаешь?!

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Он не может! Разве ты не понимаешь?!

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Бог прощал евреев, ты должен простить меня!

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Прощал евреев, ты должен простить его!

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Ладно, пошли, Баттерс, мы должны пойти сказать Токену,

что я сожалею, что издевался над ним из-за того, что он

чёрный.

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Тогда ладно.

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Кто это был?

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Это был Картман.

Попросил Баттерса приносить прощение за него.

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Чувак, ко мне он заходил утром.

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Он вероятно думает, если он извиниться перед всеми,

мы будем думать, что он изменился и

примем его обратно в наш круг.

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Да, можно подумать мы его не знаем.

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Хорошо, теперь позаботились о Токене, Клайде, и мистере

Китти. Надеюсь это все...

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Остался только ты, Баттерс. Баттерс, прости, если я

когда-либо обидел тебя.

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Хорошо, Эрик.

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Вот, все сделано. Моя душа успокоилась. Я думаю... Я могу

уйти сейчас.

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Значит я больше тебя не буду видеть?

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Не грусти, Баттерс. Каждого человека в раю ждет,

- вечное счастье, божественный отдых, и

десять тысяч долларов наличными.

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Пока, Баттерс. Я отхожу в лучший мир. Возможно я

когда-нибудь увижу тебя снова! До свидания!

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Ты все еще здесь.

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Да, что б***ь происходит?

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Ну, я думаю, что сказать до свидания не достаточно.

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Что еще я должен сделать?!

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Ну, ну, в общем, ты знаешь, проповедник говорит, что прежде,

чем душа успокоиться, ты должен искупить все плохое,

что ты сделал.

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Искупить?

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Ты когда-либо делал что-нибудь действительно плохое?

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Не уверен...

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И так. Я сломал забор мистера Андерсона и не сказал ему

об этом.

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Сломал забор...

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Я забирал хлам из кошелька учителя ... семь раз.

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Как то раз, я убедил женщину сделать аборт, в результате я

смог построить собственную пиццерию Шакей.

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Я прикинулся отсталым, чтобы попасть на Специальные

Олимпийские Игры.

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Я пытался истребить всех евреев, прошлой весной.

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О да, и есть этот парень, родителей которого я убил и

затем превратил в чили, которое ему и скормил.

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Боже, о Боже, Эрик, тебе надо многое искупить.

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Точно?

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Точно. Я честно говоря даже не представляю,

как ты собираешься все это искупать.

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Я знаю как.

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Так, Баттерс, здесь все.

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Я сделал все правильно.

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Это означает ..., ты должен отойти сейчас?

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Да, Баттерс, моя душа - наконец успокоилась. Время отбывать.

До свидания, Баттерс! Спасибо за помощь! Будь хорошим и

храни тебя Господь. До свидания...

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Ну, что опять?! Я же все сделал правильно!

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Вот блин. Я я предполагаю, что твоя душа застряла здесь по

другой причине.

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Я хочу мое вечное счастье! Бог, ты считаешь это забавным?!

Ты считаешь это забавным..?

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Эрик! Успокойся.

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Бог тупая козлина!

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Баттерс! Что ты наделал?!

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Это не я! Это призрак!

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Стивен, я не знаю, должны ли мы наказать его или вызвать

врача.

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Нет, я думаю, что будет лучше если ты вызовешь врача. А я

накажу его.

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Что вы думаете, Доктор?

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Ваш сын страдает от серьезного слабоумия.

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Он утверждает, что призрак мертвого друга говорит с ним. Это

- обычно признак шизофрении, навлеченной каким-то

трагическим случаем в прошлом ребенка.

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Я думаю, что лучше мы заберем его в центр умственного

здоровья и сделаем несколько тестов.

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О нет. НЕТ!

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ЦЕНТР УМСТВЕННОГО ЗДОРОВЬЯ

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Все хорошо, Баттерс, просто попытайся расслабиться.

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Думай только о хорошем.

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Теперь оставайся неподвижным, Баттерс.

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Хорошо. Сейчас ты почувствуешь маленькую боль, Баттерс.

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Не волнуйтесь, мистер Сточ. Чтобы не травмировало вашего

сына в детстве, мы найдем это.

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После четырнадцати часов тестов, я могу сказать, что

Баттерс определенно страдает от синдрома слабой памяти.

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Смотри, Баттерс, когда мозг хочет скрыть кое-что, он создает

изображения и звуки для тебя.

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Так ... призрак был в моей голове. Все время.

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Теперь ты веришь, Баттерс?

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Да! Да сэр! Я вам верю.

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Молодец. Прогресс на лицо. Завтра мы снова

проведем несколько тестов. Ладно, Баттерсу нужен

отдых.

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Спокойной ночи, малыш.

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Баттерс.

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Не волнуйся, Баттерс, я вытащу тебя отсюда.

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Пожалуйста оставь меня в покое, Эрик. Мой зад реально

воспален.

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Я нашел женщину, с которой ты должен поговорить обо мне.

Смотри! Доктор Линдсей, эксперт паранормального. Она

может сказать нам, что делать!

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Эрик, ты - ты - только изображение в моей голове, навлеченное

травмой.

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Она скоро закрывается! Быстрей!

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Я ненавижу свой тупой психотический мозг!

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Здравствуйте, мадам. Я могу поговорить с вами?

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Конечно. Проходи. Присаживайся и скажи, чем я могу тебе

помочь.

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Короче, вы видите этого призрака? Только это вероятно не

призрак, это только заблуждение, навлеченное моей травмой.

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Я должен к по, помочь ему, узнать, почему его дух

блуждает по земле, даже при том, что я знаю, что я скорее

всего полностью обезумел.

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Ну есть много причин по которым душа остается на земле, это

потому что Бог намеревается использовать эту душу...

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...в божественной цели, помогать предотвращать нависший

трагический случай.

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Конечно. Вот, Баттерс! Мы все время ошибались!

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Но теперь то ты не считаешь себя безумным, молодой человек.

Я вижу призраков все время.

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Правда?

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Да. Когда в последний раз ты видел своего?

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Да вот он сидит.

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Я думаю, что она тебя тоже увидела. Ты точно призрак.

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Я же говорил тебе, Баттерс.

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"Это - последние новости!"

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"Трагический случай разворачивается в Южном Парке."

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Три перступника обвиняемее в убийстве сбежали из тюрьмы и

держат двенадцать человек в Красном Кресте!

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Том, преступники должны были быть задержаны в то время,

когда они пробежали в Красный Крест мимо меня, и угрожали

убить всех рабочих внутри.

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Сильные мужчины требуют вертолет и двести тысяч долларов

наличными.

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О Боже, это - это, Баттерс. Это - то, что я здесь, чтобы

остановить их. Пошли, Баттерс. Психический мальчик и его

призрачный приятель собираются спасти день!

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Люди, расходитесь!

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Расходиться?! Черт, моя жена и ребенок находятся там!

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Стойте спокойно. Мы не хотим никому навредить.

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Ты достаешь нам, вертолет и двести тысяч долларов или мы начнем убивать заложников!

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Хорошо, Баттерс, вначале я пойду один. Дай мне тридцать

секунд, и затем входи и освобождай заложников.

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Пойти туда? Но они меня увидят.

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Не волнуйся. У меня есть план.

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Эрик. Буть осторожен, призрачный приятель.

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Они не могут навредить мне, Баттерс. Я уже мертв.

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Что, черт возьми, делает этот ребенок?

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Кто-то входит!

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Это - только какой-то маленький жирный ребенок.

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Что, черт возьми, происходит?

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Без понятия.

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Да, это действует!

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Это нечто сверхъестественное.

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Здесь происходит невероятное, Том. Два маленьких мальчика

бесстрашно вошли в Красный Крест.

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Картман?

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Я смущен!

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Быстрее. Вперед, вперед!

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Заложники освобождены!

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Хорошо, входим!

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Заложники ушли!

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Что?!

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Сукин сын.

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Том, невероятная история храбрости. Два маленьких мальчика,

вооруженные только оружием беспорядка, вошли и спасали

Красный Крест.

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Никто, кажется, не знает, кто они эти мальчики и куда ушли, но

они - герои.

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Мы сделали это, Баттерс. Мы спасли день.

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Чувак, мы однозначно это сделали.

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Моя душа наконец успокоилась. Я могу наконец отойти в

потусторонний мир, вечный отдых, и десять тысяч долларов

наличными.

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Баттерс, я думаю, что пройдя через всё это, мы стали друзьями.

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Да. Я тоже так думаю.

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Мы оба нуждались в друг друге и ... что ж... я буду скучать по

тебе.

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Я тоже буду скучать по тебе, призрачный приятель.

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До свидания, Баттерс. Теперь я должен идти. Я буду смотреть

с небес на тебя время от времени. Живи долго и счастливо,

Баттерс! Пока!

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Эй Картман, то что ты сделал реально круто.

00:20:52,846 --> 00:20:54,846

Эрик, впредь мы больше не будем тебя игнорировать.

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Мы даже не думали, что делая вид, что тебя нет, ты

изменишься, но как видим это так.

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Ну, так или иначе, мы только хотели тебе это сообщить.

Поговорим завтра.

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Да. До завтра, Эрик.

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Ты сукин сын, Баттерс!

00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,846

Ты мне сказал, что я призрак!

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Но я так и думал!

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И насколько же ты тупой?! Так помоги мне БОГ Баттерс, я

собираюсь вернуть тебя обратно! ВЕРНУТЬ ТЕБЯ!

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Баттерс?!

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О Гамбургеры.

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Перевод: Antey S-ff

antey@one.lv

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Dude, where is she?

I can't wait.

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God, this is gonna be so yummy.

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Stan, you said your mom

was bringing

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Kentucky Fried Chicken home

for dinner.

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Now, is she or isn't she?!

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Hi, boys.

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- Mom!

- She's here!

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She's got Colonel!

Oh, boy!

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- I want some!

- I want a breast!

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It's Extra Crispy, right?

It's Extra Crispy?

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Ah, ah, ah!

Not so fast.

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You boys can help bring in

the other groceries in the car,

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then have your chicken.

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- Aww!

- Rmh!

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But, Mom,

we've been waiting for hours.

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It won't take a minute.

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Come on, guys.

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If we all help out,

we can do it super fast.

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- All right.

- Let's go.

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Oh, my God.

That smells good.

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Okay.

This is everything, Mom.

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All right!

Let's eat Colonel!

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Oh, boy!

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Cartman, you ate the skin

off of every piece of chicken!

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Well, I saved you

all the chicken part.

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The skin's the best part.

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Well, I got to go home, guys.

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I'm gonna sit on the toilet

and read comic books.

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See you at the bus stop

tomorrow.

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I can't believe

that fat asshole.

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You can't believe it?

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He does this

all the time.

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Well, this time

he's gone too far.

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Mrph! Mrph rm!

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Why do we even hang out

with him anyway?

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Hello?!

I've been saying this for years.

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Well, it's not like

we're nice to him.

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We rip on him all the time.

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Yes, but he thrives on that.

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All right.

Then let's just ignore him.

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From now on,

let's not talk to him.

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Let's not even acknowledge him.

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Rm mrph!

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That sounds great.

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Hey, fags.

What's going on?

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Dude, I was on the toilet

all night from that chicken.

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I thought I was gonna die.

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Do one of you guys have

milk money I can borrow?

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- I think I have extra.

- Oh, wow.

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A Jew asking for money.

There's a new one.

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Y-You guys know why Jews

have glassy eyes?

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- Here you go.

- Thanks.

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Dude, Stan, you -- you know

why Jews have glassy eyes,

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like Kyle?

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Uh, K-Kenny, you see

that chick on the news

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that had her left titty cut off?

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Kenny?

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Kenny?

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Stan?

Stan, it's me -- Eric.

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K-Kenny.

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Kenny, you want 50 cents?

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Dude, look at me, Kyle!

I'm right here!

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What...How did...

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Like they couldn't see

or hear me.

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It's almost as if I were...

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...dead.

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No.

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No, I can't be dead.

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I can't be dead!

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All right, ma'am, we've

got your new toilet installed,

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and we'll haul the broken one

away for you.

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Oh, you've been so helpful.

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I just don't know

how to thank you.

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Heh.

I could think of a few ways.

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Oh!

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No! No!

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What happened?

Did they say?

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Apparently there was so much

chicken skin in the system

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it just ruptured the insides.

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Aw, that's tragic.

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Oh, my God.

This can't be happening!

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Mom?

Mom's crying.

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Oh, God.

It is true!

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Oh, it's not fair!

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Why?!

Why?!

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Hey, fellas.

Where is Cartman?

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Cartman isn't our friend

anymore.

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We're ignoring him.

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Ignoring him?

How come?

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Because he's a fat, racist,

self-centered,

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intolerant,

manipulating sociopath.

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Oh, yeah.

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I hate Cartman, too.

Can I ignore him with you?

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- Yeah!

- Me too!

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Yeah, screw him.

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I never realized

ignoring him was an option.

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Guys! Guys!

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Can anybody hear me?!

You guys!

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Token!

Token, I'm here!

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Hello! Hello!

Hello!

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Clyde, can't you feel me?!

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Feel me, Clyde!

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Jimmy!

Jimmy, it's me -- Eric!

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Jimmy.

Can't you feel your hair move?!

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That's me!

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They don't even know yet

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that one of their best friends

is dead --

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dead and still wandering

the earth a lost soul.

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What is that kid doing?

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I-I don't know.

Just ignore him.

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♪ Loo loo loo,

I've got some apples ♪

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♪ Loo loo loo,

you've got some, too ♪

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What did I do to deserve this?!

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How can my own god forsake me?!

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Am I doomed to wander the earth

alone for all eternity?!

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Hey, Eric!

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What did you say?

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I just said, "Hey, Eric."

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Butters.

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Butters, you can see me?!

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Well, sure, I can see you.

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Oh, my God!

And you can hear me?!

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Well, geez, Eric, why wouldn't

I be able to hear you?

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Because, Butters...I'm dead.

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Aah!

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Butters!

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Butters, I just want to talk

to you.

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You died?

How?

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I ate a bunch of chicken skin,

and it blew out my insides.

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But if you're d-dead,

how come I can see you?

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I don't know, but you're

the only one who can.

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Aah!

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Butters! Butters, God damn it,

I need your help!

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Butters, what on earth

are you doing?

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I'm like the --

I'm like the kid in that movie.

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I-I'm seeing dead people!

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Dead people?

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Who's seeing dead people?

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Me!

I saw a ghost!

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Now, Butters,

there's no such thing as ghosts.

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But I saw him, just as plain

as I'm seeing you right now!

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Butters, these things happen

all the time.

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You've got a very active

little brain,

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and your mind was

just playing tricks on you.

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R-Really?

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Yes.

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So -- So it was just --

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It was just my im--

imagination, then?

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That's right.

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There's no reason to be afraid

of things that aren't real.

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There's plenty of real things

to be scared of.

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Like Super AIDS.

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- S-Super AIDS?

- That's right.

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A new form of AIDS

which is resistant to drugs.

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Just one teaspoon

of Super AIDS in your butt,

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and you're dead in three years.

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Aah!

Oh, Jesus!

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So now you feel better?

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Ghosts don't exist, and there's

nothing to be afraid of.

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Except for Super AIDS.

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N-Nothing to be scared of.

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Just -- Just some lightning

and thunder.

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Aah!

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Wasn't nothing, neither.

J-Just a mouse.

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Butters.

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Aah!

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Butters, you have to help me!

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Go away!

You aren't real!

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All right, Butters.

You leave me no choice.

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Aah!

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Butters, what is going on?!

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Well, I saw --

Well, he was --

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Nothin'.

I just had a nightmare.

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You better stop

having nightmares

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or else you're gonna be

grounded.

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Y-Yes, sir.

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Uh...

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Butters.

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Aah!

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Butters, God damn it,

I'm not in your imagination.

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I'm dead, and for some reason

you can see me.

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But I don't want to see you!

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Get ahold of yourself.

I'm the one who died.

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And for some reason, my spirit

is trapped here on earth.

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I can't find the passage

to heaven.

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Well, how do you know

you're supposed to go to heaven?

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What do you mean?

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Well, how do you know

you're not supposed to go to,

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you know...heck?

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I'm not going to heck, Butters.

I'm not black, all right?

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- Oh.

- Now, look.

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I think the reason

my soul is still here

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is because I need closure with

all my friends and loved ones.

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I can say my final goodbyes

to them through you.

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I can't.

I have school tomorrow.

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This is your problem, Butters.

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Either you help me,

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or I will haunt you

for the rest of your life.

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Aah!

All right.

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All right.

I'll help you.

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Mrs. Cartman?

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Yes?

Oh, hi.

00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,585

This is going to seem

very strange,

00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,129

and -- and you may not

believe me, but, well...

00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,049

your son wanted me

to tell you something.

00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,551

Oh?

What is it?

00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,678

Tell her --

Tell her that I love her.

00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,805

He says...he loves you.

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Oh, that's so nice.

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Tell her --

Tell her that I wish --

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I wish I would've been

a better son sometimes.

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He wishes he would've been

a better son sometimes.

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It's just that I got

so caught up

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with the rat race of life,

trying to succeed,

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that I sometimes took

my family for granted.

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He -- He got --

He got caught up in the rat race

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of -- of taking things

for granted.

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Oh, that's so sweet.

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Oh, I love you too, poopykins!

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Kyle, Eric wants you to know

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that he's sorry for all

the times he made fun of you

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for being a no-good,

stinkin' Jew.

00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,645

He's asking for your forgiveness

00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,106

a-and wants you to just remember

the good times.

00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,983

Just the good times.

00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,610

There were no good times.

00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,070

And if he really feels bad,

he can just tell me himself!

00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,697

I can't!

Don't you understand?!

00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,157

He can't!

Don't you understand?!

00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,868

God forgave the Jews! You should

be able to forgive me!

00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,579

God forgave the Jews! You should

be able to forgive him!

00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,747

All right.

Come on, Butters.

00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,498

We got to tell Token

I'm sorry for ripping on him

00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,666

for being black.

00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,960

Oh, all right, then.

00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,173

Who was that?

00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,092

It was Cartman, having Butters

apologize for him.

00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,719

Dude, he did that to me

this morning.

00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:36,470

Mrph rm.

00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,138

He probably thinks

if he apologizes,

00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098

we'll think he's changed and

let him back into our circle.

00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,141

Mrph rmhmhm rm.

00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,851

Yeah, we know better

than to think that.

00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:47,564

Okay. That takes care of Token,

Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.

00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,483

That's everyone, I guess.

00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,360

All that leaves is you, Butters.

00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,322

Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did

anything to hurt you.

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Aw, that's okay, Eric.

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Well, it's all done.

00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,955

My soul is at peace.

I think I can go now.

00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,540

So I won't see you again?

00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,875

Don't be sad, Butters.

00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,044

What awaits each person

in heaven is eternal bliss,

00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,089

divine rest, and $10,000 cash.

00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,340

Wow.

00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,467

Goodbye, Butters.

00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,094

I'm going to a better place.

00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,887

Perhaps I'll see you again

sometime.

00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,056

Goodbye!

00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,313

Y-You're still here.

00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,400

God damn it,

what the is going on?!

00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,527

I guess saying goodbye

wasn't enough.

00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,028

What else do I have to do?!

00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,363

Well -- Well, you know,

00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,990

Preacher says that before

your soul can be at peace,

00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,493

sometimes you have to atone

for something bad you did.

00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,536

Atone?

00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,788

Did you ever do anything

really bad?

00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,749

Not really.

00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,000

Let's see.

00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,836

Oh, and I broke

Mr. Anderson's fence

00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,170

and never told him about it.

00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,630

Broke fence.

00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,426

I took a crap in the principal's

purse...seven times.

00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,552

Then there was the time

00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,970

I convinced a woman

to have an abortion

00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,472

so I could build

my own Shakey's Pizza.

00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,726

I pretended to be retarded

and joined the Special Olympics.

00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,603

I tried to have all the Jews

exterminated last spring.

00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,397

Uh, oh, yeah,

and there's this one kid

00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,649

whose parents I had killed

and then made into chili,

00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,568

which I fed to the kid.

00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,071

Boy, oh, boy, Eric.

You've got a lot to atone for.

00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,448

- Really?

- Really.

00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,449

I mean, honestly,

00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,326

I don't know how you're gonna

make up for all this.

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I know how.

00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,004

♪ I'm gonna make --

make it right ♪

00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,299

♪ I'm gonna take a little time

and set things straight ♪

00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,010

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:43,013

♪ I'm payin' for my sins,

and it sure feels great ♪

00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,557

♪ It feels so good

to be makin' up ♪

00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,602

♪ For all the things

I done wrong ♪

00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,396

♪ I know now

what the good Lord in heaven ♪

00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,857

♪ Wanted from me all along ♪

00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,983

♪ All along ♪

00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,195

♪ I'm gonna make --

make it right ♪

00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,822

♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have

a clean slate ♪

00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,533

♪ Not fakin' it,

I'm makin' it right ♪

00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,286

♪ Payin' for my sins,

and it sure feels great ♪

00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,080

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,708

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,168

♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪

00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,086

♪ I got to have your lovin'

tonight ♪

00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,631

♪ Make it right ♪

00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,342

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,222

Well, there's everything,

Butters.

00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,307

I've made everything right.

00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,976

Does this mean...

you have to go now?

00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,604

Yes, Butters.

My soul is finally at peace.

00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,898

It's time for me to leave.

00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,234

Goodbye, Butters.

Thank you for all your help.

00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,610

Be good and be safe.

00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,278

Goodby-y-y-y-e.

00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,659

God damn it, what?!

00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,202

I made everything right!

00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,203

Oh, geez.

00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,872

I guess maybe your soul is stuck

here for a different reason.

00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,707

I want my eternal bliss!

00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,293

You think this is funny, God?!

00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,964

You think this is funny,

you sick bastard?!

00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,173

Eric!

Calm down!

00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344

Stupid butthole God!

00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,313

Butters!

What have you done?!

00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,524

It wasn't me.

It was the ghost.

00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,568

Oh, Stephen, I don't know

if we should ground him

00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,652

or call a doctor.

00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,821

No, I think you'd better

call a doctor.

00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,197

I'll ground him.

00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,869

What do you think, Doctor?

00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,705

You son is suffering

from severe dementia.

00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,875

He claims that the ghost

of a dead friend talks to him.

00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,877

This is usually a sign

of schizophrenia

00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,504

brought on by some tragic event

in the child's past.

00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,882

I think it's best that

we take him to the mental center

00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,216

and do some tests.

00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,342

Oh, no.

00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,052

No!

00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,645

All right, Butters.

Just try to relax.

00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,363

Doing just fine, Butters.

00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,622

Just stay perfectly still now,

Butters.

00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,540

♪ Loo loo loo-loo ♪

00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,750

♪ Loo loo loo ♪

00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,960

BI-bl-bl-bl!

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,170

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,339

Good. You're gonna feel

a little pinch now, Butters.

00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,550

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,218

Don't worry, Mrs. Stotch.

00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,430

Whatever traumatized your son

in his past, we'll find it.

00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,391

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,729

Well, after 14 hours of testing,

00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,981

I can say Butters

is definitely suffering

00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,108

from aggravated

repressed memory syndrome.

00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,694

You see, Butters, when the brain

wants to cover something up,

00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,447

it makes up images

and sounds for you to hear.

00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,533

So...the ghost

was in my head...

00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,785

the whole time.

00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,578

Now do you believe us, Butters?

00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,664

Yes! Yes, sir!

I believe you.

00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,248

Good.

We're making a lot of headway.

00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,959

We'll do some more testing

tomorrow.

00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,044

All right, folks.

Let's let Butters get some rest.

00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,546

Good night, baby.

00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,259

Butters.

00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,719

Aah!

00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,388

Don't worry, Butters.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,224

Please leave me alone, Eric.

My bottom is really sore.

00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,976

I found the woman you need to

talk to for me.

00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,895

Look! Dr. Lindsay,

expert in the paranormal.

00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,063

She can tell us what to do.

00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,648

Eric, you're just

an image in my head

00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,024

brought on by a traumatic event.

00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,901

She's gonna close soon.

Come on!

00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,821

Oh, I hate my stupid

psychotic brain.

00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,668

Hello, ma'am.

May I talk to you?

00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,712

Certainly.

Come in.

00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,298

Have a seat and tell me

what it is you seek.

00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,552

Well, there's this ghost, see,

only it probably isn't a ghost.

00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,762

I-It's just a delusion

brought on by my trauma.

00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,264

I'm supposed to help him

find out

00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,974

why his spirit

is wandering the earth,

00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,601

even though I know that I'm most

likely just completely insane.

00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,813

Well, many times, a reason

that the soul stays earthbound

00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,691

is because God is intending

to use that soul

00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,359

for a divine purpose,

00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,988

to help prevent

an impending tragic event.

00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,531

Of course.

00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,242

That's it, Butters!

We had it wrong all the time.

00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,287

But now, you shouldn't think

you're crazy, young man.

00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,873

I see ghosts all the time.

00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:20,999

Really?

00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,918

Yes. When is the last time

you saw yours?

00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,880

Well, he's sitting

next to me right now.

00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,387

Hey, I think she could see you,

too.

00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,764

You really are a ghost!

00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,140

I told you, Butters.

00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,975

This is breaking news.

00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,895

A tragic event is unfolding

in South Park.

00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,314

Three convicted murderers

have escaped from jail

00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,817

and are holding 12 people

hostage at the Red Cross.

00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,111

Tom, the convicts

were about to be arrested

00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,238

when they ran inside

the Red Cross behind me

00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,657

and threatened to kill

all the workers inside.

00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,743

The violent men

are demanding a helicopter

00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,370

and $200,000 cash.

00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,456

Oh, my God.

This is it, Butters.

00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,957

This is what I'm here to stop.

00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:03,958

Come on, Butters.

00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,335

The psychic boy

and his ghost pal

00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,378

are going to save the day.

00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,882

Stay back, people!

00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,176

Stay back, hell!

My wife and child are in there!

00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,427

Stay calm in there.

00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,596

We don't want anybody

getting hurt.

00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,390

You get us a helicopter

and $200,000,

00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,476

or these people start dying,

man!

00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,187

All right, Butters.

I'm going in alone first.

00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,438

Give me 30 seconds in there,

00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,190

and then you go in

and free the hostages.

00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,484

Go in there?

But they'll see me.

00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,736

Don't worry.

I have a plan.

00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,446

Eric.

00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,950

Well, be careful...ghost pal.

00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,869

They can't hurt me, Butters.

I'm already dead.

00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,960

What the hell is that kid doing?

00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,253

Somebody's coming in.

00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,046

It's just some little fat kid.

00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,301

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,428

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,723

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,350

What the hell is going on?!

00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,893

I have no idea.

00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,103

Yes.

It's working.

00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,605

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,359

This is really weird.

00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,029

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,656

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,160

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,619

An incredible development here,

Tom.

00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:26,207

Two little boys have fearlessly

gone inside the Red Cross.

00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,042

Cartman?

00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,047

I'm so confused.

00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,260

Hurry. Go! Go!

00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,140

The hostages are clear!

00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,850

All right!

Move in!

00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,896

Bah-bah-bah-bah!

Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!

00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,439

The hostages are gone!

00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,440

What?!

00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,691

Freeze!

00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,528

Son of a bitch.

00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,906

Tom, an incredible story

of courage.

00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,284

Two little boys armed only

with the weapon of confusion

00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,120

managed to go in

and save the Red Cross.

00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,206

Nobody seems to know

who the boys are

00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:10,293

or where they went off to,

but they are heroes.

00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,047

Well, we did it, Butters.

We saved the day.

00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,133

Boy, we sure did.

00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,052

My spirit is at rest now.

00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,970

I can finally go

to everlasting peace,

00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,431

eternal rest, and $10,000 cash.

00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,559

Butters, I think

that through this whole thing,

00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,561

we've really become friends.

00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,231

Yeah.

I feel that way, too.

00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,942

We both kind of needed

each other, and...

00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,319

well, I'm gonna miss you.

00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,530

I'll miss you, too...ghost pal.

00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,325

Goodbye, Butters.

I must be going now.

00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,619

I'll be looking down on you

from time to time.

00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579

Have a long, fulfilling life,

Butters.

00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,998

Goodby-y-y-y-y-e.

00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,918

Hey, Cartman, that was

really cool what you did.

00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,379

Yeah, Eric. We're gonna

stop ignoring you now.

00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,803

We didn't think that

by pretending you didn't exist,

00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,931

you would really change,

but you really have.

00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,058

Well, anyway,

we just wanted to let you know.

00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,142

Talk to you tomorrow.

00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,978

Yeah.

S-See you, Eric.

00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,779

You son of a bitch, Butters.

00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:20,697

Huh?

00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,283

- You told me I was a ghost!

- But I thought you were one!

00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,409

How stupid are you?!

00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,494

So help me God, Butters,

I'm gonna get you back for this.

00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,371

I am going to get you back!

00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,792

Butters!

00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627

Oh, hamburgers.

00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,088

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,507

♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have

a clean slate ♪

00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,427

♪ Not fakin' it,

I'm makin' it right ♪

00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,138

♪ Payin' for my sins,

and it sure feels great ♪

00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,057

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,601

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,103

♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪

00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,855

♪ I got to have your lovin'

tonight ♪

00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,607

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,736

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641

♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853

♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440

♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443

♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,284

♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,623

Dude, where is she?

I can't wait.

00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,292

God, this is gonna be so yummy.

00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:42,668

Stan, you said your mom

was bringing

00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,170

Kentucky Fried Chicken home

for dinner.

00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:45,588

Now, is she or isn't she?!

00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:46,630

Hi, boys.

00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:47,715

- Mom!

- She's here!

00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,133

She's got Colonel!

Oh, boy!

00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,134

- I want some!

- I want a breast!

00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,969

It's Extra Crispy, right?

It's Extra Crispy?

00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,429

Ah, ah, ah!

Not so fast.

00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,598

You boys can help bring in

the other groceries in the car,

00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:56,682

then have your chicken.

00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:57,725

- Aww!

- Rmh!

00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,351

But, Mom,

we've been waiting for hours.

00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,020

It won't take a minute.

00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,396

Come on, guys.

00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,482

If we all help out,

we can do it super fast.

00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:05,858

- All right.

- Let's go.

00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,777

Oh, my God.

That smells good.

00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,123

Okay.

This is everything, Mom.

00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,876

All right!

Let's eat Colonel!

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Oh, boy!

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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Cartman, you ate the skin

off of every piece of chicken!

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Well, I saved you

all the chicken part.

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The skin's the best part.

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Well, I got to go home, guys.

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I'm gonna sit on the toilet

and read comic books.

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See you at the bus stop

tomorrow.

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[ Sobbing ]

00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,570

I can't believe

that fat asshole.

00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,655

You can't believe it?

00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,115

He does this [bleep]

all the time.

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Well, this time

he's gone too far.

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Mrph! Mrph rm!

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Why do we even hang out

with him anyway?

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Hello?!

I've been saying this for years.

00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,622

Well, it's not like

we're nice to him.

00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:02,873

We rip on him all the time.

00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,291

Yes, but he thrives on that.

00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,835

All right.

Then let's just ignore him.

00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,419

From now on,

let's not talk to him.

00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:08,796

Let's not even acknowledge him.

00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:09,797

Rm mrph!

00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,173

That sounds great.

00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,175

Hey, fags.

What's going on?

00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,469

[ Birds chirping ]

00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,515

Dude, I was on the toilet

all night from that chicken.

00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,350

I thought I was gonna die.

00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,477

Do one of you guys have

milk money I can borrow?

00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,020

- I think I have extra.

- Oh, wow.

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A Jew asking for money.

There's a new one.

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Y-You guys know why Jews

have glassy eyes?

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- Here you go.

- Thanks.

00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,739

Dude, Stan, you -- you know

why Jews have glassy eyes,

00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,950

like Kyle?

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Uh, K-Kenny, you see

that chick on the news

00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,495

that had her left titty cut off?

00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:42,830

[ Laughs ]

Kenny?

00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,331

Kenny?

00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,834

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,128

Stan?

Stan, it's me -- Eric.

00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,462

K-Kenny.

00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,423

Kenny, you want 50 cents?

00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,342

Dude, look at me, Kyle!

I'm right here!

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[ Music continues ]

00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,517

What...How did...

00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:06,353

Like they couldn't see

or hear me.

00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,439

It's almost as if I were...

00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,066

...dead.

00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,277

- [ Dramatic music plays ]

- No.

00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,486

No, I can't be dead.

00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:16,488

I can't be dead!

00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,782

All right, ma'am, we've

got your new toilet installed,

00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,701

and we'll haul the broken one

away for you.

00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,161

Oh, you've been so helpful.

00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:24,246

I just don't know

how to thank you.

00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,373

Heh.

I could think of a few ways.

00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,625

Oh!

[ Chuckles ]

00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,044

[ Breathing heavily, gasps ]

00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:32,880

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,548

No! No!

00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,383

What happened?

Did they say?

00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,553

Apparently there was so much

chicken skin in the system

00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,430

it just ruptured the insides.

00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,098

Aw, that's tragic.

00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,018

Oh, my God.

This can't be happening!

00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,103

ERIC'S MOM:

[ Moaning ]

00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,688

Mom?

Mom's crying.

00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,232

Oh, God.

It is true!

00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:52,900

[ Moaning continues ]

00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,526

[ Rattling ]

00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:57,154

[ Sobbing ]

00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,866

Oh, it's not fair!

00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,826

Why?!

Why?!

00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,495

[ Sobs ]

00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,622

[ Moaning continues ]

00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,085

Hey, fellas.

Where is Cartman?

00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,503

Cartman isn't our friend

anymore.

00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,879

We're ignoring him.

00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,047

Ignoring him?

How come?

00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,757

Because he's a fat, racist,

self-centered,

00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,467

intolerant,

manipulating sociopath.

00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,510

Oh, yeah.

00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,470

I hate Cartman, too.

Can I ignore him with you?

00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,388

- Yeah!

- Me too!

00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,555

Yeah, screw him.

00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,933

I never realized

ignoring him was an option.

00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,143

Guys! Guys!

00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,396

Can anybody hear me?!

You guys!

00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,439

Token!

Token, I'm here!

00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,525

Hello! Hello!

Hello!

00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,443

Clyde, can't you feel me?!

00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,112

Feel me, Clyde!

00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,489

Jimmy!

Jimmy, it's me -- Eric!

00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,699

[ Blowing ]

00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,951

Jimmy. [ Blows ]

Can't you feel your hair move?!

00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,577

That's me!

00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,496

They don't even know yet

00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,040

that one of their best friends

is dead --

00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:53,460

dead and still wandering

the earth a lost soul.

00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,297

[ Sobbing ]

00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,507

[ Moaning ]

00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,470

[ Sobbing ]

00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,472

[ High-pitched moaning ]

00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,890

What is that kid doing?

00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,976

I-I don't know.

Just ignore him.

00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,437

[ Sobbing, moaning continue ]

00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,783

♪ Loo loo loo,

I've got some apples ♪

00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,493

♪ Loo loo loo,

you've got some, too ♪

00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,287

What did I do to deserve this?!

00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,331

How can my own god forsake me?!

00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:33,500

Am I doomed to wander the earth

alone for all eternity?!

00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,960

Hey, Eric!

00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,798

What did you say?

00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,884

I just said, "Hey, Eric."

00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,510

Butters.

00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,012

Butters, you can see me?!

00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,513

Well, sure, I can see you.

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Oh, my God!

And you can hear me?!

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Well, geez, Eric, why wouldn't

I be able to hear you?

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Because, Butters...I'm dead.

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Aah!

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Butters!

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Butters, I just want to talk

to you.

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You died?

How?

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I ate a bunch of chicken skin,

and it blew out my insides.

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But if you're d-dead,

how come I can see you?

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I don't know, but you're

the only one who can.

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Aah!

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Butters! Butters, God damn it,

I need your help!

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[ Humming ]

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Butters, what on earth

are you doing?

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I'm like the --

I'm like the kid in that movie.

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I-I'm seeing dead people!

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Dead people?

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Who's seeing dead people?

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Me!

I saw a ghost!

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Now, Butters,

there's no such thing as ghosts.

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But I saw him, just as plain

as I'm seeing you right now!

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Butters, these things happen

all the time.

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You've got a very active

little brain,

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and your mind was

just playing tricks on you.

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R-Really?

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Yes.

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So -- So it was just --

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It was just my im--

imagination, then?

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That's right.

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There's no reason to be afraid

of things that aren't real.

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There's plenty of real things

to be scared of.

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Like Super AIDS.

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- S-Super AIDS?

- That's right.

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A new form of AIDS

which is resistant to drugs.

00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,716

Just one teaspoon

of Super AIDS in your butt,

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and you're dead in three years.

00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,970

Aah!

Oh, Jesus!

00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,221

So now you feel better?

00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,890

Ghosts don't exist, and there's

nothing to be afraid of.

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Except for Super AIDS.

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[ Thunder crashing ]

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[ Whimpering ]

00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,943

N-Nothing to be scared of.

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Just -- Just some lightning

and thunder.

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Aah!

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Wasn't nothing, neither.

J-Just a mouse.

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- Butters.

- [ Thunder crashes ]

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Aah!

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Butters, you have to help me!

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Go away!

You aren't real!

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All right, Butters.

You leave me no choice.

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[ Rattling ]

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[ Moaning ]

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Aah!

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Butters, what is going on?!

00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,593

Well, I saw --

Well, he was --

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Nothin'.

I just had a nightmare.

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You better stop

having nightmares

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or else you're gonna be

grounded.

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Y-Yes, sir.

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Uh...

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[ Whimpering ]

00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,357

- Butters.

- [ Dramatic music plays ]

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Aah!

[ Muffled screaming ]

00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,236

Butters, God damn it,

I'm not in your imagination.

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I'm dead, and for some reason

you can see me.

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But I don't want to see you!

00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,617

Get ahold of yourself.

I'm the one who died.

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And for some reason, my spirit

is trapped here on earth.

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I can't find the passage

to heaven.

00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,875

Well, how do you know

you're supposed to go to heaven?

00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,084

What do you mean?

00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,837

Well, how do you know

you're not supposed to go to,

00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,632

you know...heck?

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I'm not going to heck, Butters.

I'm not black, all right?

00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,261

- Oh.

- Now, look.

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I think the reason

my soul is still here

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is because I need closure with

all my friends and loved ones.

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I can say my final goodbyes

to them through you.

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I can't.

I have school tomorrow.

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This is your problem, Butters.

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Either you help me,

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or I will haunt you

for the rest of your life.

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[ Moaning ]

00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,446

Aah!

All right.

00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,281

All right.

I'll help you.

00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,659

[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Sniffling ]

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Mrs. Cartman?

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Yes?

Oh, hi.

00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,585

This is going to seem

very strange,

00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,129

and -- and you may not

believe me, but, well...

00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,049

your son wanted me

to tell you something.

00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,551

Oh?

What is it?

00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,678

Tell her --

Tell her that I love her.

00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,805

He says...he loves you.

00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,391

[ Sobs ]

00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,893

Oh, that's so nice.

00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,895

Tell her --

Tell her that I wish --

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I wish I would've been

a better son sometimes.

00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,566

He wishes he would've been

a better son sometimes.

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It's just that I got

so caught up

00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,735

with the rat race of life,

trying to succeed,

00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,612

that I sometimes took

my family for granted.

00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,573

He -- He got --

He got caught up in the rat race

00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,074

of -- of taking things

for granted.

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Oh, that's so sweet.

00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,704

Oh, I love you too, poopykins!

00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:39,913

[ Sobbing ]

00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,332

[ Sobbing ]

00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,086

[ Sobbing ]

00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,881

[ Doorbell rings ]

00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,219

Kyle, Eric wants you to know

00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,221

that he's sorry for all

the times he made fun of you

00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,015

for being a no-good,

stinkin' Jew.

00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,851

[ Sobbing ]

00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,645

He's asking for your forgiveness

00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,106

a-and wants you to just remember

the good times.

00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,983

Just the good times.

00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,610

There were no good times.

00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,070

And if he really feels bad,

he can just tell me himself!

00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,697

I can't!

Don't you understand?!

00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,157

He can't!

Don't you understand?!

00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,868

God forgave the Jews! You should

be able to forgive me!

00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,579

God forgave the Jews! You should

be able to forgive him!

00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,747

All right.

Come on, Butters.

00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,498

We got to tell Token

I'm sorry for ripping on him

00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,666

for being black.

00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,960

Oh, all right, then.

00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,546

[ Door closes ]

00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,173

Who was that?

00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,092

It was Cartman, having Butters

apologize for him.

00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,719

Dude, he did that to me

this morning.

00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:36,470

Mrph rm.

00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,138

He probably thinks

if he apologizes,

00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098

we'll think he's changed and

let him back into our circle.

00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,141

Mrph rmhmhm rm.

00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,851

Yeah, we know better

than to think that.

00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:47,564

Okay. That takes care of Token,

Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.

00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,483

That's everyone, I guess.

00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,360

All that leaves is you, Butters.

00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,322

Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did

anything to hurt you.

00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,367

Aw, that's okay, Eric.

00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:01,036

[ Sighs ]

Well, it's all done.

00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,955

My soul is at peace.

I think I can go now.

00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,540

So I won't see you again?

00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,875

Don't be sad, Butters.

00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,044

What awaits each person

in heaven is eternal bliss,

00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,089

divine rest, and $10,000 cash.

00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,340

Wow.

00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,467

Goodbye, Butters.

00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,094

I'm going to a better place.

00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,887

Perhaps I'll see you again

sometime.

00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,056

Goodbye!

00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,266

[ Birds chirping ]

00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,313

Y-You're still here.

00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,400

God damn it,

what the [bleep] is going on?!

00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,527

I guess saying goodbye

wasn't enough.

00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,028

What else do I have to do?!

00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,363

Well -- Well, you know,

00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,990

Preacher says that before

your soul can be at peace,

00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,493

sometimes you have to atone

for something bad you did.

00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,536

Atone?

00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,788

Did you ever do anything

really bad?

00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,749

Not really.

00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,000

Let's see.

00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,836

Oh, and I broke

Mr. Anderson's fence

00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,170

and never told him about it.

00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,630

Broke fence.

00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,426

I took a crap in the principal's

purse...seven times.

00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,552

Then there was the time

00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,970

I convinced a woman

to have an abortion

00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,472

so I could build

my own Shakey's Pizza.

00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,726

I pretended to be retarded

and joined the Special Olympics.

00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,603

I tried to have all the Jews

exterminated last spring.

00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,397

Uh, oh, yeah,

and there's this one kid

00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,649

whose parents I had killed

and then made into chili,

00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,568

which I fed to the kid.

00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,071

Boy, oh, boy, Eric.

You've got a lot to atone for.

00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,448

- Really?

- Really.

00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,449

I mean, honestly,

00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,326

I don't know how you're gonna

make up for all this.

00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,996

I know how.

00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,124

[ Up-tempo gospel music plays ]

00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,004

CARTMAN: ♪ I'm gonna make --

make it right ♪

00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,299

♪ I'm gonna take a little time

and set things straight ♪

00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,010

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:43,013

♪ I'm payin' for my sins,

and it sure feels great ♪

00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,557

♪ It feels so good

to be makin' up ♪

00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,602

♪ For all the things

I done wrong ♪

00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,396

♪ I know now

what the good Lord in heaven ♪

00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,857

♪ Wanted from me all along ♪

00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,983

♪ All along ♪

00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,195

♪ I'm gonna make --

make it right ♪

00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,822

♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have

a clean slate ♪

00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,533

♪ Not fakin' it,

I'm makin' it right ♪

00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,286

♪ Payin' for my sins,

and it sure feels great ♪

00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,080

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,708

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,168

♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪

00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,086

♪ I got to have your lovin'

tonight ♪

00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,631

WOMEN:

♪ Make it right ♪

00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,342

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,222

Well, there's everything,

Butters.

00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,307

I've made everything right.

00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,976

Does this mean...

you have to go now?

00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,604

Yes, Butters.

My soul is finally at peace.

00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,898

It's time for me to leave.

00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,234

Goodbye, Butters.

Thank you for all your help.

00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,610

Be good and be safe.

00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,278

Goodby-y-y-y-e.

00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,659

God damn it, what?!

00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,202

I made everything right!

00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,203

Oh, geez.

00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,872

I guess maybe your soul is stuck

here for a different reason.

00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,707

I want my eternal bliss!

00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,293

You think this is funny, God?!

00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,964

You think this is funny,

you sick bastard?!

00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,173

Eric!

Calm down!

00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344

Stupid butthole God!

00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,313

Butters!

What have you done?!

00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,524

It wasn't me.

It was the ghost.

00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,568

Oh, Stephen, I don't know

if we should ground him

00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,652

or call a doctor.

00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,821

No, I think you'd better

call a doctor.

00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,197

I'll ground him.

00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,869

What do you think, Doctor?

00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,705

You son is suffering

from severe dementia.

00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,875

He claims that the ghost

of a dead friend talks to him.

00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,877

This is usually a sign

of schizophrenia

00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,504

brought on by some tragic event

in the child's past.

00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,882

I think it's best that

we take him to the mental center

00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,216

and do some tests.

00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,342

Oh, no.

00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,052

No!

00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,181

[ Whirring ]

00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,645

All right, Butters.

Just try to relax.

00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,939

[ Whirring ]

00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,363

Doing just fine, Butters.

00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,622

Just stay perfectly still now,

Butters.

00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,540

♪ Loo loo loo-loo ♪

00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,750

♪ Loo loo loo ♪

00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,960

BI-bl-bl-bl!

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,170

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,339

DOCTOR: Good. You're gonna feel

a little pinch now, Butters.

00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,550

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,218

Don't worry, Mrs. Stotch.

00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,430

Whatever traumatized your son

in his past, we'll find it.

00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,391

BI-bl-bl-bl!

00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,729

Well, after 14 hours of testing,

00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,981

I can say Butters

is definitely suffering

00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,108

from aggravated

repressed memory syndrome.

00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,694

You see, Butters, when the brain

wants to cover something up,

00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,447

it makes up images

and sounds for you to hear.

00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,533

So...the ghost

was in my head...

00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,785

the whole time.

00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,578

Now do you believe us, Butters?

00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,664

Yes! Yes, sir!

I believe you.

00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,248

Good.

We're making a lot of headway.

00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,959

We'll do some more testing

tomorrow.

00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,044

All right, folks.

Let's let Butters get some rest.

00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,546

Good night, baby.

00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,715

- [ Door closes ]

- [ Sighs ]

00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,259

Butters.

00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,719

Aah!

00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,388

Don't worry, Butters.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,224

Please leave me alone, Eric.

My bottom is really sore.

00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,976

I found the woman you need to

talk to for me.

00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,895

Look! Dr. Lindsay,

expert in the paranormal.

00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,063

She can tell us what to do.

00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,648

Eric, you're just

an image in my head

00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,024

brought on by a traumatic event.

00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,901

She's gonna close soon.

Come on!

00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,821

Oh, I hate my stupid

psychotic brain.

00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,326

[ Doorbell rings ]

00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,871

[ Indistinct conversation,

laughter ]

00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,748

[ Insects chirping ]

00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,668

Hello, ma'am.

May I talk to you?

00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,712

Certainly.

Come in.

00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,298

Have a seat and tell me

what it is you seek.

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Well, there's this ghost, see,

only it probably isn't a ghost.

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I-It's just a delusion

brought on by my trauma.

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I'm supposed to help him

find out

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why his spirit

is wandering the earth,

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even though I know that I'm most

likely just completely insane.

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Well, many times, a reason

that the soul stays earthbound

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is because God is intending

to use that soul

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for a divine purpose,

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to help prevent

an impending tragic event.

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Of course.

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That's it, Butters!

We had it wrong all the time.

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But now, you shouldn't think

you're crazy, young man.

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I see ghosts all the time.

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Really?

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Yes. When is the last time

you saw yours?

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Well, he's sitting

next to me right now.

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[ Screams ]

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[ Door slams ]

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Hey, I think she could see you,

too.

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You really are a ghost!

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I told you, Butters.

00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,975

MAN:

This is breaking news.

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A tragic event is unfolding

in South Park.

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Three convicted murderers

have escaped from jail

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and are holding 12 people

hostage at the Red Cross.

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Tom, the convicts

were about to be arrested

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when they ran inside

the Red Cross behind me

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and threatened to kill

all the workers inside.

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The violent men

are demanding a helicopter

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and $200,000 cash.

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Oh, my God.

This is it, Butters.

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This is what I'm here to stop.

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Come on, Butters.

00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,335

The psychic boy

and his ghost pal

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are going to save the day.

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[ Siren wails ]

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Stay back, people!

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Stay back, hell!

My wife and child are in there!

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Stay calm in there.

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We don't want anybody

getting hurt.

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You get us a helicopter

and $200,000,

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or these people start dying,

man!

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All right, Butters.

I'm going in alone first.

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Give me 30 seconds in there,

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and then you go in

and free the hostages.

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Go in there?

But they'll see me.

00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,736

Don't worry.

I have a plan.

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Eric.

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Well, be careful...ghost pal.

00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,869

They can't hurt me, Butters.

I'm already dead.

00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:43,540

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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What the hell is that kid doing?

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Somebody's coming in.

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It's just some little fat kid.

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Whoo-o-o-o!

00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,428

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,723

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,350

What the hell is going on?!

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I have no idea.

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Yes.

It's working.

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Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,359

This is really weird.

00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,029

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,656

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,160

Whoo-o-o-o!

00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,619

An incredible development here,

Tom.

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Two little boys have fearlessly

gone inside the Red Cross.

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Cartman?

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[ Moaning ]

00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,047

I'm so confused.

00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,260

Hurry. Go! Go!

00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,763

[ Cheers and applause ]

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The hostages are clear!

00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,850

All right!

Move in!

00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,311

[ Indistinct shouting ]

00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,896

Bah-bah-bah-bah!

Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!

00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,439

The hostages are gone!

00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,440

What?!

00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,691

Freeze!

00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,318

[ Indistinct shouting ]

00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,528

Son of a bitch.

00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,906

Tom, an incredible story

of courage.

00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,284

Two little boys armed only

with the weapon of confusion

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managed to go in

and save the Red Cross.

00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,206

Nobody seems to know

who the boys are

00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:10,293

or where they went off to,

but they are heroes.

00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,047

Well, we did it, Butters.

We saved the day.

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Boy, we sure did.

00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,052

My spirit is at rest now.

00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,970

I can finally go

to everlasting peace,

00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,431

eternal rest, and $10,000 cash.

00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,559

Butters, I think

that through this whole thing,

00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,561

we've really become friends.

00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,231

Yeah.

I feel that way, too.

00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,942

We both kind of needed

each other, and...

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well, I'm gonna miss you.

00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,530

I'll miss you, too...ghost pal.

00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,325

Goodbye, Butters.

I must be going now.

00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,619

I'll be looking down on you

from time to time.

00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579

Have a long, fulfilling life,

Butters.

00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,998

Goodby-y-y-y-y-e.

00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,918

Hey, Cartman, that was

really cool what you did.

00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,379

Yeah, Eric. We're gonna

stop ignoring you now.

00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:58,049

[ Indistinct talking on radio,

insects chirping ]

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We didn't think that

by pretending you didn't exist,

00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,931

you would really change,

but you really have.

00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,058

Well, anyway,

we just wanted to let you know.

00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,142

Talk to you tomorrow.

00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,978

Yeah.

S-See you, Eric.

00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,779

You son of a bitch, Butters.

00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:20,697

Huh?

00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,283

- You told me I was a ghost!

- But I thought you were one!

00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,409

How stupid are you?!

00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,494

So help me God, Butters,

I'm gonna get you back for this.

00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,371

I am going to get you back!

00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,792

Butters!

00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627

Oh, hamburgers.

00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,088

CARTMAN:

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,507

♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have

a clean slate ♪

00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,427

♪ Not fakin' it,

I'm makin' it right ♪

00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,138

♪ Payin' for my sins,

and it sure feels great ♪

00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,057

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,601

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,103

♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪

00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,855

♪ I got to have your lovin'

tonight ♪

00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,607

WOMEN:

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,736

♪ Make -- Make it right ♪