Смерть Эрика Картмана — Дети Южного Парка решают игнорировать Картмана, и он решает, что умер. Только Баттерс, не принимавший участия в договоре, видит Эрика.

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Смерть Эрика Картмана

The Death of Eric Cartman

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Описание

Дети Южного Парка решают игнорировать Картмана, и он решает, что умер. Только Баттерс, не принимавший участия в договоре, видит Эрика.

Субтитры

00:00:38,134 --> 00:00:39,400 Чувак, где она? Мы не можем ждать.
00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:41,734 Боже, она должна быть ооочень вкусной.
00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:45,434 Стэн, ты сказал, что твоя мама приносила домой копченную курицу на обед! Она здесь или нет?!
00:00:45,934 --> 00:00:46,834 Привет мальчики.
00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:50,334 Мама! -Она здесь! -У нее цыпленок! -Я хочу немного! -О да! Я хочу грудь!
00:00:50,334 --> 00:00:52,334 Особо хрустящие бедра, особо хрустящии?
00:00:52,334 --> 00:00:56,834 Не так быстро. Сперва, мальчики, помогите занести другие сумки из автомобиля, потом получите своего цыпленка.
00:00:57,834 --> 00:00:59,534 Но мама, мы так долго ждали!
00:00:59,634 --> 00:01:00,434 Это не займет и минуты.
00:01:01,834 --> 00:01:04,634 Пошли пацаны. Если мы все поможем, мы сделаем это сверхбыстро.
00:01:04,734 --> 00:01:05,134 Хорошо.
00:01:05,334 --> 00:01:07,334 Пойдем. О боже, как вкусно пахнет.
00:01:19,334 --> 00:01:20,534 Хорошо, вот и все, мама.
00:01:23,034 --> 00:01:23,734 Хорошо, давайте есть цыпленка!
00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:25,634 О да!
00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:31,834 Ты съел кожу со всех частей цыпленка!
00:01:32,034 --> 00:01:33,934 Да, но я оставил вам всего цыпленка.
00:01:34,034 --> 00:01:35,134 Кожа лучшая часть...
00:01:35,234 --> 00:01:39,634 Что ж, мне пора домой, пацаны. Я собираюсь сидеть на туалете и читать комиксы. До встречи, завтра на автобусной остановке.
00:01:50,434 --> 00:01:52,034 Я в шоке от этого жирного ублюдка.
00:01:52,134 --> 00:01:54,234 Ты в шоке? Он делает эту х***ю все время!
00:01:54,334 --> 00:01:55,534 Да, но на этот раз он зашел слишком далеко!
00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,434 Почему мы с ним продолжаем общаться?
00:01:58,534 --> 00:02:00,634 Доброе утро! Сколько раз я вам об этом говорил!
00:02:00,734 --> 00:02:03,134 Не похоже, что мы к нему хорошо относимся. По-моему, мы пытаемся послать его все время!
00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:04,834 Да, но ему это только в кайф.
00:02:04,934 --> 00:02:09,134 Понятно. Впредь будем игнорировать его. С этого момента, не разговариваем с ним, и не признаем его.
00:02:10,034 --> 00:02:10,834 Звучит великолепно!
00:02:11,534 --> 00:02:13,334 Эй народ, чего мутите?
00:02:17,734 --> 00:02:20,834 Чуваки, я из-за этого ципленка всю ночь просидел на толчке. Я думал, что сдохну.
00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:23,834 Пацаны, кто-нибудь может мне долгануть деньги на молоко?
00:02:23,934 --> 00:02:24,734 Думаю, что у меня есть лишнии.
00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:27,134 О ничего себе, еврей просит деньги! Что-то новенькое.
00:02:29,134 --> 00:02:31,334 Пацаны вы знаете, почему у евреев стеклянные глаза?
00:02:31,434 --> 00:02:31,934 Вот держи.
00:02:32,034 --> 00:02:32,834 Спасибо.
00:02:33,534 --> 00:02:36,934 Стен, чувак, ты знаешь, почему у евреев стеклянные глаза? Как у Кайла?
00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:43,234 К-Кенни, ты видел, как в новостях у телки отрезали сиськи?
00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:44,534 Кенни? Кенни?
00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,134 Стэн? Стэн, это - я, Эрик!
00:02:49,234 --> 00:02:51,834 Кенни. Кенни, хочешь 50 центов?
00:02:52,634 --> 00:02:54,834 Чувак, посмотри на меня, Кайл, я здесь!
00:03:02,334 --> 00:03:03,234 Чт..? А как же...?
00:03:03,834 --> 00:03:05,834 Похоже они не видят и не слышат меня.
00:03:05,934 --> 00:03:08,534 Это похоже на то, если бы я был...
00:03:10,534 --> 00:03:15,534 ...мертвым. Нет. Нет, я не могу быть мертвым. Я не могу быть мертвым!
00:03:17,434 --> 00:03:20,834 Хорошо, мадам. Мы установили вам новый туалет, и мы уносим старый далеко и на долго.
00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:24,434 О, вы так любезны, я даже не знаю, как вас отблагодарить.
00:03:24,534 --> 00:03:26,834 Я думаю разными способами.
00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,634 Нет! Нет!
00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:36,434 Что случилось? Что они сказали?
00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:41,534 Очевидно было много куриной кожицы в системе, что разорвало внутренности.
00:03:41,734 --> 00:03:43,034 Это трагично.
00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:46,034 Боже мой, это не может быть!
00:03:48,434 --> 00:03:51,434 Мама? Это плач мамы? О Боже, это правда!
00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:03,534 Это не справедливо! Почему? Почему?
00:04:09,334 --> 00:04:11,234 Здорова, а где Картман?
00:04:11,234 --> 00:04:12,734 Картман больше нам не друг.
00:04:12,834 --> 00:04:13,834 Мы игнорируем его.
00:04:13,934 --> 00:04:15,434 Игнорируете его? Почему?
00:04:15,434 --> 00:04:18,734 Потому, что он - жирный расистский эгоистичный невыносимый манипулирующий социопат!
00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:19,634 О да.
00:04:19,734 --> 00:04:21,734 Я тоже ненавижу Картмана. Я могу игнорировать его с вами?
00:04:21,834 --> 00:04:22,434 Да.
00:04:22,534 --> 00:04:23,634 Да, пошел он! Да.
00:04:23,634 --> 00:04:25,834 Я никогда бы не стал игнорировать, но это его выбор.
00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:28,134 Пацаны! Пацаны?
00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,534 Кто-нибудь меня слышит? Пацаны?
00:04:30,634 --> 00:04:34,634 Токен, Токен, я здесь! Привет! Привет! Привет!
00:04:34,634 --> 00:04:38,234 Клайд, разве ты не чувствуешь меня? Почувствуй меня, Клайд!
00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:45,634 Джимми! Джимми, это я, Эрик! Джимми! Разве ты не чувствуешь, что твои волосы шевелятся?! Это я!
00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:50,234 Они даже не знают , что один из их лучших друзей мертв.
00:04:50,234 --> 00:04:53,634 Мертв и ...потерянная душа блуждает по земле.
00:05:05,734 --> 00:05:07,334 Что делает это ребенок?
00:05:07,434 --> 00:05:08,834 Я не знаю, просто игнорируй его.
00:05:26,934 --> 00:05:30,434 Чем же я заслужил это?! Как мой Бог мог оставить меня?!
00:05:30,534 --> 00:05:33,534 Действительно ли я обречен блуждать по земле один целую вечность?!
00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,034 Привет, Эрик!
00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:38,834 ...Что ты сказал?
00:05:40,334 --> 00:05:42,034 Я только сказал, "Привет, Эрик!"
00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,634 Баттерс…
00:05:43,734 --> 00:05:45,134 Баттерс! Ты видишь меня?
00:05:45,234 --> 00:05:46,634 Конечно же я вижу тебя.
00:05:46,734 --> 00:05:48,434 Боже мой, и ты слышить меня?
00:05:48,534 --> 00:05:51,834 Хорош, Эрик, почему я тебя мог бы не видеть?
00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:54,834 Потому что, Баттерс, я - ... мертв.
00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:01,134 Баттерс! Баттерс, я только хочу говорить с тобой!
00:06:01,234 --> 00:06:03,334 Ты умер? Как?
00:06:03,434 --> 00:06:05,834 Я съел много куриной кожи, и это разорвало мои внутренности.
00:06:05,834 --> 00:06:07,934 Но если ты мертв, как я могу видеть тебя?
00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:09,634 Я не знаю, но ты - единственный, кто может.
00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:16,234 Баттерс! Баттерс, мне нужна твоя помощь!
00:06:20,634 --> 00:06:23,334 Баттерс, какого черта ты делаешь?
00:06:23,434 --> 00:06:26,834 Ну я считаю... Я похож на ребенка из того фильма! Я-я вижу мёртвых!
00:06:26,934 --> 00:06:28,134 Мертвых?
00:06:28,134 --> 00:06:29,634 Кто видит мертвых?
00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:31,834 Я! Я видел призрака!
00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:35,134 Так, Баттерс, никаких призраков не существует.
00:06:35,234 --> 00:06:38,034 Но я видел его! Так же как вижу сейчас тебя!
00:06:38,034 --> 00:06:43,834 Баттерс, это происходит постоянно. У тебя очень активный маленький мозг, и твой разум играет с тобой.
00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:44,934 Что, правда?
00:06:44,934 --> 00:06:46,234 Даа.
00:06:46,334 --> 00:06:50,534 Так ..., таким образом это было только ... это, был ... только моё воо ... бражение?
00:06:50,634 --> 00:06:58,534 Правильно. Нет никакой причины бояться вещей, которые не реальны. Есть большое количество реальных вещей, которых надо бояться. Например суперСПИД.
00:06:58,534 --> 00:07:00,034 СуперСПИД?
00:07:00,134 --> 00:07:06,334 Правильно. Новая форма СПИДа, которая является стойкой к лекарствам. Только одна чайная ложка суперСПИДа в твоей жопе и ты умрёшь через три года.
00:07:06,434 --> 00:07:08,134 О боже.
00:07:08,134 --> 00:07:13,834 Ну как полегчало? Призраки не существуют и нечего бояться. Кроме суперСПИДа.
00:07:20,934 --> 00:07:29,734 Не нечего бояться. Только молнии и грома. Ой! Никого ничего никогда. Это всего лишь дом.
00:07:29,734 --> 00:07:31,834 Баттерс...
00:07:33,634 --> 00:07:34,834 Баттерс, ты должен помочь мне!
00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:36,734 Уйди! Ты не реален!
00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:38,034 Ладно, Баттерс, ты не оставляешь мне выбора.
00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:45,234 Баттерс, что происходит?!
00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:50,034 Всё закончилось…Это был он... Ничего, мне приснился кошмар.
00:07:50,134 --> 00:07:52,734 Ладно ты должен прекратить видеть кошмары или они должны быть основанными!
00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:54,134 Да, да сэр.
00:08:01,234 --> 00:08:02,134 Баттерс.
00:08:04,634 --> 00:08:07,934 Баттерс, я не в твоем воображении! Я мертв, и по некоторым причинам ты можешь меня видеть!
00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,334 Но я не хочу тебя видеть!
00:08:09,434 --> 00:08:11,734 Ты не можешь выбирать! Я - тот, кто умер!
00:08:11,834 --> 00:08:16,834 И по некоторым причинам, мой дух пойман в ловушку здесь на земле. Я не могу найти проход в рай.
00:08:17,234 --> 00:08:20,334 От куда ты знаешь, что ты должен пойти в рай?
00:08:20,434 --> 00:08:21,434 К чему ты клонишь?
00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:26,734 Знаешь такие как ты туда не попадают, они попадают в..., знаешь... ад.
00:08:26,834 --> 00:08:29,834 Я не пойду в ад, Баттерс! Я же не черный, так ведь?!
00:08:30,734 --> 00:08:36,334 Теперь смотри: я думаю, причина, по которой моя душа все еще здесь, в том, что мне нужно попрощаться со всеми моими друзьями и любимыми.
00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:38,934 Я могу сказать свое последнее прощай им через тебя.
00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:41,634 Я не могу. Мне завтра в школу.
00:08:41,734 --> 00:08:45,534 Это твои проблемы, Баттерс! Или ты поможешь мне, или я буду посещать тебя всю оставшуюся жизнь!
00:08:47,734 --> 00:08:51,434 Чёрт- Ладно. Ладно. Я помогу тебе!
00:08:58,834 --> 00:08:59,834 Миссис Картман?
00:08:59,934 --> 00:09:01,834 Да? О привет.
00:09:01,934 --> 00:09:09,134 Это покажется очень странным и, и вы можете мне не верить, но, ну, в общем, ваш сын хотел, чтобы я сказал вам кое-что.
00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:10,634 И что же?
00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:12,834 Скажи ей, скажи ей, что я люблю ее.
00:09:12,934 --> 00:09:14,834 Он говорит, он любит вас.
00:09:17,634 --> 00:09:20,034 Это так хорошо.
00:09:20,134 --> 00:09:24,034 Скажи ей, скажи ей, что я считаю... Я считаю, чтобы иногда я был лучшим сыном!
00:09:24,034 --> 00:09:25,934 Он считает, чтобы он иногда был лучшим сыном.
00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:30,834 Только, что я стал настолько догнанным гонка крысы жизни tryin', чтобы следовать за этим я считал мою семью само собой разумеющимся!
00:09:30,934 --> 00:09:34,234 Он был схвачен в гонке крысы, считания само собой разумеющимся вещей.
00:09:34,334 --> 00:09:40,034 Это так мило. Я тебя тоже люблю, пупочка!
00:09:52,897 --> 00:10:00,997 Кайл, Эрик хочет, чтобы ты знал, что он, он сожалеет, что все время называл тебя вонючим еврей.
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:06,297 Он просит у тебя прощение. И и он хочет, чтобы ты помнил только хорошее.
00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,197 Только хорошее.
00:10:08,297 --> 00:10:12,297 Не было ничего хорошего! И если он действительно сожелет, то пусть скажет мне это сам!
00:10:12,397 --> 00:10:13,997 Я не могу! Разве ты не понимаешь?!
00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:15,997 Он не может! Разве ты не понимаешь?!
00:10:16,097 --> 00:10:17,997 Бог прощал евреев, ты должен простить меня!
00:10:18,097 --> 00:10:20,997 Прощал евреев, ты должен простить его!
00:10:21,397 --> 00:10:24,897 Ладно, пошли, Баттерс, мы должны пойти сказать Токену, что я сожалею, что издевался над ним из-за того, что он чёрный.
00:10:24,897 --> 00:10:26,397 Тогда ладно.
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:30,897 Кто это был?
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:34,797 Это был Картман. Попросил Баттерса приносить прощение за него.
00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:36,197 Чувак, ко мне он заходил утром.
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:40,397 Он вероятно думает, если он извиниться перед всеми, мы будем думать, что он изменился и примем его обратно в наш круг.
00:10:41,697 --> 00:10:42,997 Да, можно подумать мы его не знаем.
00:10:43,097 --> 00:10:49,697 Хорошо, теперь позаботились о Токене, Клайде, и мистере Китти. Надеюсь это все...
00:10:49,697 --> 00:10:55,497 Остался только ты, Баттерс. Баттерс, прости, если я когда-либо обидел тебя.
00:10:55,597 --> 00:10:58,597 Хорошо, Эрик.
00:10:58,697 --> 00:11:04,297 Вот, все сделано. Моя душа успокоилась. Я думаю... Я могу уйти сейчас.
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,797 Значит я больше тебя не буду видеть?
00:11:05,897 --> 00:11:12,397 Не грусти, Баттерс. Каждого человека в раю ждет, - вечное счастье, божественный отдых, и десять тысяч долларов наличными.
00:11:13,697 --> 00:11:22,697 Пока, Баттерс. Я отхожу в лучший мир. Возможно я когда-нибудь увижу тебя снова! До свидания!
00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:28,597 Ты все еще здесь.
00:11:29,497 --> 00:11:31,697 Да, что б***ь происходит?
00:11:31,797 --> 00:11:33,797 Ну, я думаю, что сказать до свидания не достаточно.
00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:35,697 Что еще я должен сделать?!
00:11:35,897 --> 00:11:41,897 Ну, ну, в общем, ты знаешь, проповедник говорит, что прежде, чем душа успокоиться, ты должен искупить все плохое, что ты сделал.
00:11:41,997 --> 00:11:42,897 Искупить?
00:11:42,997 --> 00:11:44,897 Ты когда-либо делал что-нибудь действительно плохое?
00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:47,997 Не уверен...
00:11:48,097 --> 00:11:52,597 И так. Я сломал забор мистера Андерсона и не сказал ему об этом.
00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:54,097 Сломал забор...
00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:57,897 Я забирал хлам из кошелька учителя ... семь раз.
00:11:57,997 --> 00:12:02,097 Как то раз, я убедил женщину сделать аборт, в результате я смог построить собственную пиццерию Шакей.
00:12:02,197 --> 00:12:06,297 Я прикинулся отсталым, чтобы попасть на Специальные Олимпийские Игры.
00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:09,197 Я пытался истребить всех евреев, прошлой весной.
00:12:09,297 --> 00:12:14,297 О да, и есть этот парень, родителей которого я убил и затем превратил в чили, которое ему и скормил.
00:12:15,897 --> 00:12:18,497 Боже, о Боже, Эрик, тебе надо многое искупить.
00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:19,297 Точно?
00:12:19,397 --> 00:12:22,897 Точно. Я честно говоря даже не представляю, как ты собираешься все это искупать.
00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:26,197 Я знаю как.
00:13:23,597 --> 00:13:25,397 Так, Баттерс, здесь все.
00:13:25,497 --> 00:13:27,797 Я сделал все правильно.
00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:30,197 Это означает ..., ты должен отойти сейчас?
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:40,897 Да, Баттерс, моя душа - наконец успокоилась. Время отбывать. До свидания, Баттерс! Спасибо за помощь! Будь хорошим и храни тебя Господь. До свидания...
00:13:44,697 --> 00:13:47,397 Ну, что опять?! Я же все сделал правильно!
00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:51,097 Вот блин. Я я предполагаю, что твоя душа застряла здесь по другой причине.
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:59,197 Я хочу мое вечное счастье! Бог, ты считаешь это забавным?! Ты считаешь это забавным..?
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,697 Эрик! Успокойся.
00:14:02,897 --> 00:14:05,897 Бог тупая козлина!
00:14:13,997 --> 00:14:15,497 Баттерс! Что ты наделал?!
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:17,697 Это не я! Это призрак!
00:14:17,797 --> 00:14:21,197 Стивен, я не знаю, должны ли мы наказать его или вызвать врача.
00:14:21,297 --> 00:14:24,397 Нет, я думаю, что будет лучше если ты вызовешь врача. А я накажу его.
00:14:27,897 --> 00:14:29,197 Что вы думаете, Доктор?
00:14:29,297 --> 00:14:31,897 Ваш сын страдает от серьезного слабоумия.
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:40,197 Он утверждает, что призрак мертвого друга говорит с ним. Это - обычно признак шизофрении, навлеченной каким-то трагическим случаем в прошлом ребенка.
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,597 Я думаю, что лучше мы заберем его в центр умственного здоровья и сделаем несколько тестов.
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:46,197 О нет. НЕТ!
00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:48,397 ЦЕНТР УМСТВЕННОГО ЗДОРОВЬЯ
00:14:54,097 --> 00:14:55,897 Все хорошо, Баттерс, просто попытайся расслабиться.
00:15:04,097 --> 00:15:05,597 Думай только о хорошем.
00:15:11,397 --> 00:15:13,397 Теперь оставайся неподвижным, Баттерс.
00:15:18,897 --> 00:15:22,897 Хорошо. Сейчас ты почувствуешь маленькую боль, Баттерс.
00:15:25,897 --> 00:15:30,697 Не волнуйтесь, мистер Сточ. Чтобы не травмировало вашего сына в детстве, мы найдем это.
00:15:36,397 --> 00:15:42,297 После четырнадцати часов тестов, я могу сказать, что Баттерс определенно страдает от синдрома слабой памяти.
00:15:42,397 --> 00:15:47,797 Смотри, Баттерс, когда мозг хочет скрыть кое-что, он создает изображения и звуки для тебя.
00:15:47,897 --> 00:15:52,097 Так ... призрак был в моей голове. Все время.
00:15:52,197 --> 00:15:53,897 Теперь ты веришь, Баттерс?
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:55,997 Да! Да сэр! Я вам верю.
00:15:56,097 --> 00:16:01,797 Молодец. Прогресс на лицо. Завтра мы снова проведем несколько тестов. Ладно, Баттерсу нужен отдых.
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:03,897 Спокойной ночи, малыш.
00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:08,497 Баттерс.
00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:11,697 Не волнуйся, Баттерс, я вытащу тебя отсюда.
00:16:11,797 --> 00:16:14,497 Пожалуйста оставь меня в покое, Эрик. Мой зад реально воспален.
00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:20,397 Я нашел женщину, с которой ты должен поговорить обо мне. Смотри! Доктор Линдсей, эксперт паранормального. Она может сказать нам, что делать!
00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:23,297 Эрик, ты - ты - только изображение в моей голове, навлеченное травмой.
00:16:23,397 --> 00:16:24,897 Она скоро закрывается! Быстрей!
00:16:25,497 --> 00:16:27,997 Я ненавижу свой тупой психотический мозг!
00:16:39,846 --> 00:16:42,246 Здравствуйте, мадам. Я могу поговорить с вами?
00:16:42,346 --> 00:16:47,846 Конечно. Проходи. Присаживайся и скажи, чем я могу тебе помочь.
00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:52,946 Короче, вы видите этого призрака? Только это вероятно не призрак, это только заблуждение, навлеченное моей травмой.
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:59,146 Я должен к по, помочь ему, узнать, почему его дух блуждает по земле, даже при том, что я знаю, что я скорее всего полностью обезумел.
00:16:59,246 --> 00:17:04,246 Ну есть много причин по которым душа остается на земле, это потому что Бог намеревается использовать эту душу...
00:17:04,246 --> 00:17:10,546 ...в божественной цели, помогать предотвращать нависший трагический случай.
00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:14,746 Конечно. Вот, Баттерс! Мы все время ошибались!
00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:20,446 Но теперь то ты не считаешь себя безумным, молодой человек. Я вижу призраков все время.
00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:21,546 Правда?
00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:24,446 Да. Когда в последний раз ты видел своего?
00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:27,346 Да вот он сидит.
00:17:32,346 --> 00:17:36,346 Я думаю, что она тебя тоже увидела. Ты точно призрак.
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:37,546 Я же говорил тебе, Баттерс.
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:39,646 "Это - последние новости!"
00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:42,346 "Трагический случай разворачивается в Южном Парке."
00:17:42,446 --> 00:17:48,446 Три перступника обвиняемее в убийстве сбежали из тюрьмы и держат двенадцать человек в Красном Кресте!
00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:55,346 Том, преступники должны были быть задержаны в то время, когда они пробежали в Красный Крест мимо меня, и угрожали убить всех рабочих внутри.
00:17:55,446 --> 00:17:59,946 Сильные мужчины требуют вертолет и двести тысяч долларов наличными.
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:08,046 О Боже, это - это, Баттерс. Это - то, что я здесь, чтобы остановить их. Пошли, Баттерс. Психический мальчик и его призрачный приятель собираются спасти день!
00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:11,446 Люди, расходитесь!
00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:13,746 Расходиться?! Черт, моя жена и ребенок находятся там!
00:18:13,846 --> 00:18:17,146 Стойте спокойно. Мы не хотим никому навредить.
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:22,046 Ты достаешь нам, вертолет и двести тысяч долларов или мы начнем убивать заложников!
00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:27,946 Хорошо, Баттерс, вначале я пойду один. Дай мне тридцать секунд, и затем входи и освобождай заложников.
00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:30,346 Пойти туда? Но они меня увидят.
00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:32,346 Не волнуйся. У меня есть план.
00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:37,446 Эрик. Буть осторожен, призрачный приятель.
00:18:37,546 --> 00:18:40,446 Они не могут навредить мне, Баттерс. Я уже мертв.
00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:47,546 Что, черт возьми, делает этот ребенок?
00:18:47,646 --> 00:18:49,046 Кто-то входит!
00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:50,946 Это - только какой-то маленький жирный ребенок.
00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:03,146 Что, черт возьми, происходит?
00:19:03,246 --> 00:19:04,746 Без понятия.
00:19:04,846 --> 00:19:05,846 Да, это действует!
00:19:09,846 --> 00:19:11,246 Это нечто сверхъестественное.
00:19:20,846 --> 00:19:26,746 Здесь происходит невероятное, Том. Два маленьких мальчика бесстрашно вошли в Красный Крест.
00:19:26,846 --> 00:19:28,646 Картман?
00:19:31,946 --> 00:19:33,546 Я смущен!
00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:37,346 Быстрее. Вперед, вперед!
00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,046 Заложники освобождены!
00:19:43,046 --> 00:19:44,346 Хорошо, входим!
00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:50,346 Заложники ушли!
00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:51,446 Что?!
00:19:54,346 --> 00:19:56,046 Сукин сын.
00:19:56,146 --> 00:20:06,146 Том, невероятная история храбрости. Два маленьких мальчика, вооруженные только оружием беспорядка, вошли и спасали Красный Крест.
00:20:06,146 --> 00:20:10,746 Никто, кажется, не знает, кто они эти мальчики и куда ушли, но они - герои.
00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:14,646 Мы сделали это, Баттерс. Мы спасли день.
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:17,746 Чувак, мы однозначно это сделали.
00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:27,846 Моя душа наконец успокоилась. Я могу наконец отойти в потусторонний мир, вечный отдых, и десять тысяч долларов наличными.
00:20:27,846 --> 00:20:29,146 Баттерс, я думаю, что пройдя через всё это, мы стали друзьями.
00:20:29,246 --> 00:20:31,846 Да. Я тоже так думаю.
00:20:31,946 --> 00:20:36,946 Мы оба нуждались в друг друге и ... что ж... я буду скучать по тебе.
00:20:36,946 --> 00:20:40,146 Я тоже буду скучать по тебе, призрачный приятель.
00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:49,346 До свидания, Баттерс. Теперь я должен идти. Я буду смотреть с небес на тебя время от времени. Живи долго и счастливо, Баттерс! Пока!
00:20:50,446 --> 00:20:52,746 Эй Картман, то что ты сделал реально круто.
00:20:52,846 --> 00:20:54,846 Эрик, впредь мы больше не будем тебя игнорировать.
00:21:00,646 --> 00:21:04,346 Мы даже не думали, что делая вид, что тебя нет, ты изменишься, но как видим это так.
00:21:05,846 --> 00:21:08,746 Ну, так или иначе, мы только хотели тебе это сообщить. Поговорим завтра.
00:21:08,846 --> 00:21:10,046 Да. До завтра, Эрик.
00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:20,346 Ты сукин сын, Баттерс!
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:22,846 Ты мне сказал, что я призрак!
00:21:22,946 --> 00:21:23,946 Но я так и думал!
00:21:24,046 --> 00:21:28,946 И насколько же ты тупой?! Так помоги мне БОГ Баттерс, я собираюсь вернуть тебя обратно! ВЕРНУТЬ ТЕБЯ!
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:33,346 Баттерс?!
00:21:33,446 --> 00:21:35,146 О Гамбургеры.
00:21:35,146 --> 00:21:40,146 Перевод: Antey S-ff antey@one.lv

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,623 Dude, where is she? I can't wait.
00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,292 God, this is gonna be <i>so</i> yummy.
00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:42,668 Stan, you said your mom was bringing
00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,170 Kentucky Fried Chicken home for dinner.
00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:45,588 Now, is she or isn't she?!
00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:46,630 Hi, boys.
00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:47,715 - Mom! - She's here!
00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,133 She's got Colonel! Oh, boy!
00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,134 - I want some! - I want a breast!
00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,969 It's Extra Crispy, right? It's Extra Crispy?
00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,429 Ah, ah, ah! Not so fast.
00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,598 You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car,
00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:56,682 then have your chicken.
00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:57,725 - Aww! - Rmh!
00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,351 But, Mom, we've been waiting for hours.
00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,020 It won't take a minute.
00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,396 Come on, guys.
00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,482 If we all help out, we can do it super fast.
00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:05,858 - All right. - Let's go.
00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,777 Oh, my God. That smells good.
00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,123 Okay. This is everything, Mom.
00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,876 All right! Let's eat Colonel!
00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,294 Oh, boy!
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:31,842 Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!
00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,511 Well, I saved you all the chicken part.
00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,054 The skin's the best part.
00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:36,347 Well, I got to go home, guys.
00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,099 I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.
00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:40,017 See you at the bus stop tomorrow.
00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,570 I can't believe that fat asshole.
00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,655 You can't believe it?
00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,115 He does this all the time.
00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,616 Well, this time he's gone too far.
00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:56,700 Mrph! Mrph rm!
00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:58,244 Why do we even hang out with him anyway?
00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,162 Hello?! I've been saying this for years.
00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,622 Well, it's not like we're nice to him.
00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:02,873 We rip on him all the time.
00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,291 Yes, but he thrives on that.
00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,835 All right. Then let's just ignore him.
00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,419 From now on, let's not talk to him.
00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:08,796 Let's not even acknowledge him.
00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:09,797 Rm mrph!
00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,173 That sounds great.
00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,175 Hey, fags. What's going on?
00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,515 Dude, I was on the toilet all night from that chicken.
00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,350 I thought I was gonna die.
00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,477 Do one of you guys have milk money I can borrow?
00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,020 - I think I have extra. - Oh, wow.
00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:27,773 A Jew asking for money. There's a new one.
00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,235 Y-You guys know why Jews have glassy eyes?
00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,237 - Here you go. - Thanks.
00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,739 Dude, Stan, you -- you know why Jews have glassy eyes,
00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,950 like Kyle?
00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,035 Uh, K-Kenny, you see that chick on the news
00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,495 that had her left titty cut off?
00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:42,830 Kenny?
00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,331 Kenny?
00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,128 Stan? Stan, it's me -- Eric.
00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,462 K-Kenny.
00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,423 Kenny, you want 50 cents?
00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,342 Dude, look at me, Kyle! I'm right here!
00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,517 What...How did...
00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:06,353 Like they couldn't see or hear me.
00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,439 It's almost as if I were...
00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,066 ...dead.
00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,277 No.
00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,486 No, I can't be dead.
00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:16,488 I can't be dead!
00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,782 All right, ma'am, we've got your new toilet installed,
00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,701 and we'll haul the broken one away for you.
00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,161 Oh, you've been so helpful.
00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:24,246 I just don't know how to thank you.
00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,373 Heh. I could think of a few ways.
00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,625 Oh!
00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,548 No! No!
00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,383 What happened? Did they say?
00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,553 Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system
00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,430 it just ruptured the insides.
00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,098 Aw, that's tragic.
00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,018 Oh, my God. This can't be happening!
00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,688 Mom? Mom's crying.
00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,232 Oh, God. It <i>is</i> true!
00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,866 Oh, it's not fair!
00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,826 Why?! Why?!
00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,085 Hey, fellas. Where is Cartman?
00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,503 Cartman isn't our friend anymore.
00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,879 We're ignoring him.
00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,047 Ignoring him? How come?
00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,757 Because he's a fat, racist, self-centered,
00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,467 intolerant, manipulating sociopath.
00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,510 Oh, yeah.
00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,470 I hate Cartman, too. Can I ignore him with you?
00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,388 - Yeah! - Me too!
00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,555 Yeah, screw him.
00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,933 I never realized ignoring him was an option.
00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,143 Guys! Guys!
00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,396 Can anybody hear me?! You guys!
00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,439 Token! Token, I'm here!
00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,525 Hello! Hello! Hello!
00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,443 Clyde, can't you feel me?!
00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,112 Feel me, Clyde!
00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,489 Jimmy! Jimmy, it's me -- Eric!
00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,951 Jimmy. Can't you feel your hair move?!
00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,577 That's me!
00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,496 They don't even know yet
00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,040 that one of their best friends is dead --
00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:53,460 dead and still wandering the earth a lost soul.
00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,890 What is that kid doing?
00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,976 I-I don't know. Just ignore him.
00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,783 ♪ Loo loo loo, I've got some apples ♪
00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,493 ♪ Loo loo loo, you've got some, too ♪
00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,287 What did I do to deserve this?!
00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,331 How can my own god forsake me?!
00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:33,500 Am I doomed to wander the earth alone for all eternity?!
00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,960 Hey, Eric!
00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,798 What did you say?
00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,884 I just said, "Hey, Eric."
00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,510 Butters.
00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,012 Butters, you can see me?!
00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,513 Well, sure, I can see you.
00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,057 Oh, my God! And you can hear me?!
00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:51,518 Well, geez, Eric, why wouldn't I be able to hear you?
00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,813 Because, Butters...I'm dead.
00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,442 Aah!
00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,443 Butters!
00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,986 Butters, I just want to talk to you.
00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,197 You died? How?
00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,699 I ate a bunch of chicken skin, and it blew out my insides.
00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,785 But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you?
00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,536 I don't know, but you're the only one who can.
00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,581 Aah!
00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:16,126 Butters! Butters, God damn it, I need your help!
00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,217 Butters, what on earth are you doing?
00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,177 I'm like the -- I'm like the kid in that movie.
00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,804 I-I'm seeing dead people!
00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:27,971 Dead people?
00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,515 Who's seeing dead people?
00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,767 Me! I saw a ghost!
00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,104 Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts.
00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,981 But I saw him, just as plain as I'm seeing you right now!
00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,067 Butters, these things happen all the time.
00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,777 You've got a very active little brain,
00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,695 and your mind was just playing tricks on you.
00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:44,905 R-Really?
00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,156 Yes.
00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,075 So -- So it was just --
00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,494 It was just my im-- imagination, then?
00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:51,495 That's right.
00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,415 There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real.
00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,750 There's plenty of real things to be scared of.
00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,377 Like Super AIDS.
00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,754 - S-Super AIDS? - That's right.
00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,881 A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs.
00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,716 Just one teaspoon of Super AIDS in your butt,
00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,218 and you're dead in three years.
00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,970 Aah! Oh, Jesus!
00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,221 So now you feel better?
00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,890 Ghosts don't exist, and there's nothing to be afraid of.
00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,184 Except for Super AIDS.
00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,943 N-Nothing to be scared of.
00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,071 Just -- Just some lightning and thunder.
00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,114 Aah!
00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,700 Wasn't nothing, neither. J-Just a mouse.
00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,743 Butters.
00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,036 Aah!
00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:34,455 Butters, you have to help me!
00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,873 Go away! You aren't real!
00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,791 All right, Butters. You leave me no choice.
00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,546 Aah!
00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,132 Butters, what is going on?!
00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,593 Well, I saw -- Well, he was --
00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,928 Nothin'. I just had a nightmare.
00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,305 You better stop having nightmares
00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,639 or else you're gonna be grounded.
00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,057 Y-Yes, sir.
00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,686 Uh...
00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,357 Butters.
00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,234 Aah!
00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,236 Butters, God damn it, I'm not in your imagination.
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,071 I'm dead, and for some reason you can see me.
00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,323 But I don't want to see you!
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,617 Get ahold of yourself. <i>I'm</i> the one who died.
00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:14,495 And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on earth.
00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,830 I can't find the passage to heaven.
00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,875 Well, how do you know you're supposed to go to heaven?
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,084 What do you mean?
00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,837 Well, how do you know you're not supposed to go to,
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,632 you know...heck?
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,760 I'm not going to heck, Butters. I'm not black, all right?
00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,261 - Oh. - Now, look.
00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,013 I think the reason my soul is still here
00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,682 is because I need closure with all my friends and loved ones.
00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,810 I can say my final goodbyes to them through you.
00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:41,522 I can't. I have school tomorrow.
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,773 This is your problem, Butters.
00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,774 Either you help me,
00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,651 or I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,446 Aah! All right.
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,281 All right. I'll help you.
00:08:58,664 --> 00:08:59,623 Mrs. Cartman?
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,792 Yes? Oh, hi.
00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,585 This is going to seem very strange,
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,129 and -- and you may not believe me, but, well...
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,049 your son wanted me to tell you something.
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,551 Oh? What is it?
00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,678 Tell her -- Tell her that I love her.
00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,805 He says...he loves you.
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,893 Oh, that's so nice.
00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,895 Tell her -- Tell her that I wish --
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,730 I wish I would've been a better son sometimes.
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,566 He wishes he would've been a better son sometimes.
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,942 It's just that I got so caught up
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,735 with the rat race of life, trying to succeed,
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,612 that I sometimes took my family for granted.
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,573 He -- He got -- He got caught up in the rat race
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,074 of -- of taking things for granted.
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,577 Oh, that's so sweet.
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,704 Oh, I love you too, poopykins!
00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,219 Kyle, Eric wants you to know
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,221 that he's sorry for all the times he made fun of you
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,015 for being a no-good, stinkin' Jew.
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,645 He's asking for your forgiveness
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,106 a-and wants you to just remember the good times.
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,983 Just the good times.
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,610 There <i>were</i> no good times.
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,070 And if he really feels bad, he can just tell me himself!
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,697 I can't! Don't you understand?!
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,157 He can't! Don't you understand?!
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,868 God forgave the Jews! You should be able to forgive <i>me!</i>
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,579 God forgave the Jews! You should be able to forgive <i>him!</i>
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,747 All right. Come on, Butters.
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,498 We got to tell Token I'm sorry for ripping on him
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,666 for being black.
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,960 Oh, all right, then.
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,173 Who was that?
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,092 It was Cartman, having Butters apologize for him.
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,719 Dude, he did that to me this morning.
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:36,470 Mrph rm.
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,138 He probably thinks if he apologizes,
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098 we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle.
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,141 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,851 Yeah, we know better than to think that.
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:47,564 Okay. That takes care of Token, Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,483 That's everyone, I guess.
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,360 All that leaves is you, Butters.
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,322 Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did anything to hurt you.
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,367 Aw, that's okay, Eric.
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:01,036 Well, it's all done.
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,955 My soul is at peace. I think I can go now.
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,540 So I won't see you again?
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,875 Don't be sad, Butters.
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,044 What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss,
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,089 divine rest, and $10,000 cash.
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,340 Wow.
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,467 Goodbye, Butters.
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,094 I'm going to a better place.
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,887 Perhaps I'll see you again sometime.
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,056 Goodbye!
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,313 Y-You're still here.
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,400 God damn it, what the is going on?!
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,527 I guess saying goodbye wasn't enough.
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,028 What else do I have to do?!
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,363 Well -- Well, you know,
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,990 Preacher says that before your soul can be at peace,
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,493 sometimes you have to atone for something bad you did.
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,536 Atone?
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,788 Did you ever do anything really bad?
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,749 Not really.
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,000 Let's see.
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,836 Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,170 and never told him about it.
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,630 Broke fence.
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,426 I took a crap in the principal's purse...seven times.
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,552 Then there was the time
00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,970 I convinced a woman to have an abortion
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,472 so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza.
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,726 I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics.
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,603 I tried to have all the Jews exterminated last spring.
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,397 Uh, oh, yeah, and there's this one kid
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,649 whose parents I had killed and then made into chili,
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,568 which I fed to the kid.
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,071 Boy, oh, boy, Eric. You've got a lot to atone for.
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,448 - Really? - Really.
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,449 I mean, honestly,
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,326 I don't know how you're gonna make up for all this.
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,996 I know how.
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,004 ♪ I'm gonna make -- make it right ♪
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,299 ♪ I'm gonna take a little time and set things straight ♪
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,010 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:43,013 ♪ I'm payin' for my sins, and it sure feels great ♪
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,557 ♪ It feels so good to be makin' up ♪
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,602 ♪ For all the things I done wrong ♪
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,396 ♪ I know now what the good Lord in heaven ♪
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,857 ♪ Wanted from me all along ♪
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,983 ♪ All along ♪
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,195 ♪ I'm gonna make -- make it right ♪
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,822 ♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate ♪
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,533 ♪ Not fakin' it, I'm makin' it right ♪
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,286 ♪ Payin' for my sins, and it sure feels great ♪
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,080 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,708 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,168 ♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,086 ♪ I got to have your lovin' tonight ♪
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,631 ♪ Make it right ♪
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,342 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,222 Well, there's everything, Butters.
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,307 I've made everything right.
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,976 Does this mean... you have to go now?
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,604 Yes, Butters. My soul is finally at peace.
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,898 It's time for me to leave.
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,234 Goodbye, Butters. Thank you for all your help.
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,610 Be good and be safe.
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,278 Goodby-y-y-y-e.
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,659 God damn it, what?!
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,202 I made everything right!
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,203 Oh, geez.
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,872 I guess maybe your soul is stuck here for a different reason.
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,707 I want my eternal bliss!
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,293 You think this is funny, God?!
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,964 You think this is funny, you sick bastard?!
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,173 Eric! Calm down!
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344 Stupid butthole God!
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,313 Butters! What have you done?!
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,524 It wasn't me. It was the ghost.
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,568 Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should ground him
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,652 or call a doctor.
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,821 No, I think you'd better call a doctor.
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,197 I'll ground him.
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,869 What do you think, Doctor?
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,705 You son is suffering from severe dementia.
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,875 He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him.
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,877 This is usually a sign of schizophrenia
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,504 brought on by some tragic event in the child's past.
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,882 I think it's best that we take him to the mental center
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,216 and do some tests.
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,342 Oh, no.
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,052 No!
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,645 All right, Butters. Just try to relax.
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,363 Doing just fine, Butters.
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,622 Just stay perfectly still now, Butters.
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,540 ♪ Loo loo loo-loo ♪
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,750 ♪ Loo loo loo ♪
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,960 BI-bl-bl-bl! BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,170 BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,339 Good. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters.
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,550 BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,218 Don't worry, Mrs. Stotch.
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,430 Whatever traumatized your son in his past, we'll find it.
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848 BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,391 BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,729 Well, after 14 hours of testing,
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,981 I can say Butters is definitely suffering
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,108 from aggravated repressed memory syndrome.
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,694 You see, Butters, when the brain wants to cover something up,
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,447 it makes up images and sounds for you to hear.
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,533 So...the ghost <i>was</i> in my head...
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,785 the whole time.
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,578 Now do you believe us, Butters?
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,664 Yes! Yes, sir! I believe you.
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,248 Good. We're making a lot of headway.
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,959 We'll do some more testing tomorrow.
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,044 All right, folks. Let's let Butters get some rest.
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,546 Good night, baby.
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,259 Butters.
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,719 Aah!
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,388 Don't worry, Butters. I'm gonna get you out of here.
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,224 Please leave me alone, Eric. My bottom is really sore.
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,976 I found the woman you need to talk to for me.
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,895 Look! Dr. Lindsay, expert in the paranormal.
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,063 She can tell us what to do.
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,648 Eric, you're just an image in my head
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,024 brought on by a traumatic event.
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,901 She's gonna close soon. Come on!
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,821 Oh, I hate my stupid psychotic brain.
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,668 Hello, ma'am. May I talk to you?
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,712 Certainly. Come in.
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,298 Have a seat and tell me what it is you seek.
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,552 Well, there's this ghost, see, only it probably isn't a ghost.
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,762 I-It's just a delusion brought on by my trauma.
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,264 I'm supposed to help him find out
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,974 why his spirit is wandering the earth,
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,601 even though I know that I'm most likely just completely insane.
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,813 Well, many times, a reason that the soul stays earthbound
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,691 is because God is intending to use that soul
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,359 for a divine purpose,
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,988 to help prevent an impending tragic event.
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,531 Of course.
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,242 That's it, Butters! We had it wrong all the time.
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,287 But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy, young man.
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,873 I see ghosts all the time.
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:20,999 Really?
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,918 Yes. When is the last time you saw yours?
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,880 Well, he's sitting next to me right now.
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,387 Hey, I think she could see you, too.
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,764 You really are a ghost!
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,140 I told you, Butters.
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,975 This is breaking news.
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,895 A tragic event is unfolding in South Park.
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,314 Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,817 and are holding 12 people hostage at the Red Cross.
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,111 Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,238 when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,657 and threatened to kill all the workers inside.
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,743 The violent men are demanding a helicopter
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,370 and $200,000 cash.
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,456 Oh, my God. This is it, Butters.
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,957 This is what I'm here to stop.
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:03,958 Come on, Butters.
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,335 The psychic boy and his ghost pal
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,378 are going to save the day.
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,882 Stay back, people!
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,176 Stay back, hell! My wife and child are in there!
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,427 Stay calm in there.
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,596 We don't want anybody getting hurt.
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,390 You get us a helicopter and $200,000,
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,476 or these people start dying, man!
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,187 All right, Butters. I'm going in alone first.
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,438 Give me 30 seconds in there,
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,190 and then you go in and free the hostages.
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,484 Go in there? But they'll see me.
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,736 Don't worry. I have a plan.
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,446 Eric.
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,950 Well, be careful...ghost pal.
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,869 They can't hurt me, Butters. I'm already dead.
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,960 What the hell is that kid doing?
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,253 Somebody's coming in.
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,046 It's just some little fat kid.
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,301 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,428 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,723 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,350 What the hell is going on?!
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,893 I have no idea.
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,103 Yes. It's working.
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,605 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,359 This is really weird.
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,029 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,656 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,160 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,619 An incredible development here, Tom.
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:26,207 Two little boys have fearlessly gone inside the Red Cross.
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,042 Cartman?
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,047 I'm so confused.
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,260 Hurry. Go! Go!
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,140 The hostages are clear!
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,850 All right! Move in!
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,896 Bah-bah-bah-bah! Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,439 The hostages are gone!
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,440 What?!
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,691 Freeze!
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,528 Son of a bitch.
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,906 Tom, an incredible story of courage.
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,284 Two little boys armed only with the weapon of confusion
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,120 managed to go in and save the Red Cross.
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,206 Nobody seems to know who the boys are
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:10,293 or where they went off to, but they are heroes.
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,047 Well, we did it, Butters. We saved the day.
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,133 Boy, we sure did.
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,052 My spirit is at rest now.
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,970 I can finally go to everlasting peace,
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,431 eternal rest, and $10,000 cash.
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,559 Butters, I think that through this whole thing,
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,561 we've really become friends.
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,231 Yeah. I feel that way, too.
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,942 We both kind of needed each other, and...
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,319 well, I'm gonna miss you.
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,530 I'll miss you, too...ghost pal.
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,325 Goodbye, Butters. I must be going now.
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,619 I'll be looking down on you from time to time.
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579 Have a long, fulfilling life, Butters.
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,998 Goodby-y-y-y-y-e.
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,918 Hey, Cartman, that was really cool what you did.
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,379 Yeah, Eric. We're gonna stop ignoring you now.
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,803 We didn't think that by pretending you didn't exist,
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,931 you would really change, but you really have.
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,058 Well, anyway, we just wanted to let you know.
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,142 Talk to you tomorrow.
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,978 Yeah. S-See you, Eric.
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,779 You son of a bitch, Butters.
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:20,697 Huh?
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,283 - You told me I was a ghost! - But I thought you <i>were</i> one!
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,409 How stupid are you?!
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,494 So help me God, Butters, I'm gonna get you back for this.
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,371 I am going to get you back!
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,792 Butters!
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627 Oh, hamburgers.
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,088 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,507 ♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate ♪
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,427 ♪ Not fakin' it, I'm makin' it right ♪
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,138 ♪ Payin' for my sins, and it sure feels great ♪
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,057 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,601 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,103 ♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,855 ♪ I got to have your lovin' tonight ♪
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,607 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,736 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:39,623 Dude, where is she? I can't wait.
00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,292 God, this is gonna be <i>so</i> yummy.
00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:42,668 Stan, you said your mom was bringing
00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:44,170 Kentucky Fried Chicken home for dinner.
00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:45,588 Now, is she or isn't she?!
00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:46,630 Hi, boys.
00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:47,715 - Mom! - She's here!
00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,133 She's got Colonel! Oh, boy!
00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,134 - I want some! - I want a breast!
00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,969 It's Extra Crispy, right? It's Extra Crispy?
00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,429 Ah, ah, ah! Not so fast.
00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,598 You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car,
00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:56,682 then have your chicken.
00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:57,725 - Aww! - Rmh!
00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,351 But, Mom, we've been waiting for hours.
00:00:59,477 --> 00:01:01,020 It won't take a minute.
00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,396 Come on, guys.
00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,482 If we all help out, we can do it super fast.
00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:05,858 - All right. - Let's go.
00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,777 Oh, my God. That smells good.
00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,123 Okay. This is everything, Mom.
00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,876 All right! Let's eat Colonel!
00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,294 Oh, boy!
00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,589 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:31,842 Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!
00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,511 Well, I saved you all the chicken part.
00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,054 The skin's the best part.
00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:36,347 Well, I got to go home, guys.
00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,099 I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.
00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:40,017 See you at the bus stop tomorrow.
00:01:43,354 --> 00:01:45,856 [ Sobbing ]
00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,570 I can't believe that fat asshole.
00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:52,655 You can't believe it?
00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,115 He does this [bleep] all the time.
00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,616 Well, this time he's gone too far.
00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:56,700 Mrph! Mrph rm!
00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:58,244 Why do we even hang out with him anyway?
00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:00,162 Hello?! I've been saying this for years.
00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,622 Well, it's not like we're nice to him.
00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:02,873 We rip on him all the time.
00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:04,291 Yes, but he thrives on that.
00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:05,835 All right. Then let's just ignore him.
00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,419 From now on, let's not talk to him.
00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:08,796 Let's not even acknowledge him.
00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:09,797 Rm mrph!
00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:11,173 That sounds great.
00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,175 Hey, fags. What's going on?
00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,469 [ Birds chirping ]
00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,515 Dude, I was on the toilet all night from that chicken.
00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,350 I thought I was gonna die.
00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,477 Do one of you guys have milk money I can borrow?
00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:25,020 - I think I have extra. - Oh, wow.
00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:27,773 A Jew asking for money. There's a new one.
00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,235 Y-You guys know why Jews have glassy eyes?
00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,237 - Here you go. - Thanks.
00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,739 Dude, Stan, you -- you know why Jews have glassy eyes,
00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,950 like Kyle?
00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,035 Uh, K-Kenny, you see that chick on the news
00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,495 that had her left titty cut off?
00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:42,830 [ Laughs ] Kenny?
00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,331 Kenny?
00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,834 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,128 Stan? Stan, it's me -- Eric.
00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,462 K-Kenny.
00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,423 Kenny, you want 50 cents?
00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,342 Dude, look at me, Kyle! I'm right here!
00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,221 [ Music continues ]
00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,517 What...How did...
00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:06,353 Like they couldn't see or hear me.
00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,439 It's almost as if I were...
00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,066 ...dead.
00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,277 - [ Dramatic music plays ] - No.
00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,486 No, I can't be dead.
00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:16,488 I can't be dead!
00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:18,782 All right, ma'am, we've got your new toilet installed,
00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,701 and we'll haul the broken one away for you.
00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,161 Oh, you've been so helpful.
00:03:22,286 --> 00:03:24,246 I just don't know how to thank you.
00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,373 Heh. I could think of a few ways.
00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,625 Oh! [ Chuckles ]
00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:30,044 [ Breathing heavily, gasps ]
00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:32,880 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,548 No! No!
00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,383 What happened? Did they say?
00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,553 Apparently there was so much chicken skin in the system
00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,430 it just ruptured the insides.
00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,098 Aw, that's tragic.
00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,018 Oh, my God. This can't be happening!
00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:48,103 ERIC'S MOM: [ Moaning ]
00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,688 Mom? Mom's crying.
00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,232 Oh, God. It <i>is</i> true!
00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:52,900 [ Moaning continues ]
00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,526 [ Rattling ]
00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:57,154 [ Sobbing ]
00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,866 Oh, it's not fair!
00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,826 Why?! Why?!
00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,495 [ Sobs ]
00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,622 [ Moaning continues ]
00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,085 Hey, fellas. Where is Cartman?
00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,503 Cartman isn't our friend anymore.
00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:13,879 We're ignoring him.
00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,047 Ignoring him? How come?
00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,757 Because he's a fat, racist, self-centered,
00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,467 intolerant, manipulating sociopath.
00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,510 Oh, yeah.
00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:21,470 I hate Cartman, too. Can I ignore him with you?
00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,388 - Yeah! - Me too!
00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,555 Yeah, screw him.
00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,933 I never realized ignoring him was an option.
00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,143 Guys! Guys!
00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,396 Can anybody hear me?! You guys!
00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,439 Token! Token, I'm here!
00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:34,525 Hello! Hello! Hello!
00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,443 Clyde, can't you feel me?!
00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,112 Feel me, Clyde!
00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,489 Jimmy! Jimmy, it's me -- Eric!
00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,699 [ Blowing ]
00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,951 Jimmy. [ Blows ] Can't you feel your hair move?!
00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,577 That's me!
00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,496 They don't even know yet
00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,040 that one of their best friends is dead --
00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:53,460 dead and still wandering the earth a lost soul.
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,297 [ Sobbing ]
00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,507 [ Moaning ]
00:05:01,719 --> 00:05:03,470 [ Sobbing ]
00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,472 [ High-pitched moaning ]
00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,890 What is that kid doing?
00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,976 I-I don't know. Just ignore him.
00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,437 [ Sobbing, moaning continue ]
00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,783 ♪ Loo loo loo, I've got some apples ♪
00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,493 ♪ Loo loo loo, you've got some, too ♪
00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,287 What did I do to deserve this?!
00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,331 How can my own god forsake me?!
00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:33,500 Am I doomed to wander the earth alone for all eternity?!
00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:34,960 Hey, Eric!
00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,798 What did you say?
00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,884 I just said, "Hey, Eric."
00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,510 Butters.
00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,012 Butters, you can see me?!
00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,513 Well, sure, I can see you.
00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,057 Oh, my God! And you can hear me?!
00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:51,518 Well, geez, Eric, why wouldn't I be able to hear you?
00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:54,813 Because, Butters...I'm dead.
00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,442 Aah!
00:05:58,567 --> 00:05:59,443 Butters!
00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,986 Butters, I just want to talk to you.
00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,197 You died? How?
00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,699 I ate a bunch of chicken skin, and it blew out my insides.
00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,785 But if you're d-dead, how come I can see you?
00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,536 I don't know, but you're the only one who can.
00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:12,581 Aah!
00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:16,126 Butters! Butters, God damn it, I need your help!
00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,878 [ Humming ]
00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:23,217 Butters, what on earth are you doing?
00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,177 I'm like the -- I'm like the kid in that movie.
00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,804 I-I'm seeing dead people!
00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:27,971 Dead people?
00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,515 Who's seeing dead people?
00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,767 Me! I saw a ghost!
00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:35,104 Now, Butters, there's no such thing as ghosts.
00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,981 But I saw him, just as plain as I'm seeing you right now!
00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,067 Butters, these things happen all the time.
00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:41,777 You've got a very active little brain,
00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,695 and your mind was just playing tricks on you.
00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:44,905 R-Really?
00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,156 Yes.
00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,075 So -- So it was just --
00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,494 It was just my im-- imagination, then?
00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:51,495 That's right.
00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:54,415 There's no reason to be afraid of things that aren't real.
00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,750 There's plenty of real things to be scared of.
00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,377 Like Super AIDS.
00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,754 - S-Super AIDS? - That's right.
00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,881 A new form of AIDS which is resistant to drugs.
00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,716 Just one teaspoon of Super AIDS in your butt,
00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,218 and you're dead in three years.
00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,970 Aah! Oh, Jesus!
00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,221 So now you feel better?
00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,890 Ghosts don't exist, and there's nothing to be afraid of.
00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:14,184 Except for Super AIDS.
00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:16,520 [ Thunder crashing ]
00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,691 [ Whimpering ]
00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,943 N-Nothing to be scared of.
00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,071 Just -- Just some lightning and thunder.
00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,114 Aah!
00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,700 Wasn't nothing, neither. J-Just a mouse.
00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:31,743 - Butters. - [ Thunder crashes ]
00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,036 Aah!
00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:34,455 Butters, you have to help me!
00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,873 Go away! You aren't real!
00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,791 All right, Butters. You leave me no choice.
00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:38,792 [ Rattling ]
00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,669 [ Moaning ]
00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,546 Aah!
00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,132 Butters, what is going on?!
00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,593 Well, I saw -- Well, he was --
00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,928 Nothin'. I just had a nightmare.
00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,305 You better stop having nightmares
00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,639 or else you're gonna be grounded.
00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,057 Y-Yes, sir.
00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,686 Uh...
00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,855 [ Whimpering ]
00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,357 - Butters. - [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,234 Aah! [ Muffled screaming ]
00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,236 Butters, God damn it, I'm not in your imagination.
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,071 I'm dead, and for some reason you can see me.
00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,323 But I don't want to see you!
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,617 Get ahold of yourself. <i>I'm</i> the one who died.
00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:14,495 And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on earth.
00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,830 I can't find the passage to heaven.
00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,875 Well, how do you know you're supposed to go to heaven?
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,084 What do you mean?
00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,837 Well, how do you know you're not supposed to go to,
00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:26,632 you know...heck?
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,760 I'm not going to heck, Butters. I'm not black, all right?
00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,261 - Oh. - Now, look.
00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,013 I think the reason my soul is still here
00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,682 is because I need closure with all my friends and loved ones.
00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,810 I can say my final goodbyes to them through you.
00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:41,522 I can't. I have school tomorrow.
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,773 This is your problem, Butters.
00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,774 Either you help me,
00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,651 or I will haunt you for the rest of your life.
00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,444 [ Moaning ]
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,446 Aah! All right.
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,281 All right. I'll help you.
00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,659 [ Birds chirping ]
00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,539 [ Sniffling ]
00:08:58,664 --> 00:08:59,623 Mrs. Cartman?
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,792 Yes? Oh, hi.
00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,585 This is going to seem very strange,
00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,129 and -- and you may not believe me, but, well...
00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:09,049 your son wanted me to tell you something.
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,551 Oh? What is it?
00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:12,678 Tell her -- Tell her that I love her.
00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,805 He says...he loves you.
00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,391 [ Sobs ]
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,893 Oh, that's so nice.
00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:21,895 Tell her -- Tell her that I wish --
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,730 I wish I would've been a better son sometimes.
00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,566 He wishes he would've been a better son sometimes.
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,942 It's just that I got so caught up
00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,735 with the rat race of life, trying to succeed,
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,612 that I sometimes took my family for granted.
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,573 He -- He got -- He got caught up in the rat race
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,074 of -- of taking things for granted.
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,577 Oh, that's so sweet.
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,704 Oh, I love you too, poopykins!
00:09:38,829 --> 00:09:39,913 [ Sobbing ]
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,332 [ Sobbing ]
00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:46,086 [ Sobbing ]
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,881 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,219 Kyle, Eric wants you to know
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,221 that he's sorry for all the times he made fun of you
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,015 for being a no-good, stinkin' Jew.
00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,851 [ Sobbing ]
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,645 He's asking for your forgiveness
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,106 a-and wants you to just remember the good times.
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,983 Just the good times.
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,610 There <i>were</i> no good times.
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,070 And if he really feels bad, he can just tell me himself!
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,697 I can't! Don't you understand?!
00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,157 He can't! Don't you understand?!
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,868 God forgave the Jews! You should be able to forgive <i>me!</i>
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,579 God forgave the Jews! You should be able to forgive <i>him!</i>
00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:21,747 All right. Come on, Butters.
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,498 We got to tell Token I'm sorry for ripping on him
00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,666 for being black.
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,960 Oh, all right, then.
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,546 [ Door closes ]
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,173 Who was that?
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,092 It was Cartman, having Butters apologize for him.
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:35,719 Dude, he did that to me this morning.
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:36,470 Mrph rm.
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,138 He probably thinks if he apologizes,
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098 we'll think he's changed and let him back into our circle.
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,141 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,851 Yeah, we know better than to think that.
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:47,564 Okay. That takes care of Token, Clyde, and Mr. Kitty.
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,483 That's everyone, I guess.
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,360 All that leaves is you, Butters.
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,322 Butters, I'm sorry if I ever did anything to hurt you.
00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:58,367 Aw, that's okay, Eric.
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:01,036 [ Sighs ] Well, it's all done.
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,955 My soul is at peace. I think I can go now.
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,540 So I won't see you again?
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,875 Don't be sad, Butters.
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,044 What awaits each person in heaven is eternal bliss,
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,089 divine rest, and $10,000 cash.
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,340 Wow.
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,467 Goodbye, Butters.
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,094 I'm going to a better place.
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,887 Perhaps I'll see you again sometime.
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,056 Goodbye!
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,266 [ Birds chirping ]
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,313 Y-You're still here.
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,400 God damn it, what the [bleep] is going on?!
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,527 I guess saying goodbye wasn't enough.
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,028 What else do I have to do?!
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,363 Well -- Well, you know,
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,990 Preacher says that before your soul can be at peace,
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,493 sometimes you have to atone for something bad you did.
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:42,536 Atone?
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,788 Did you ever do anything really bad?
00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,749 Not really.
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,000 Let's see.
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,836 Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,170 and never told him about it.
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,630 Broke fence.
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:57,426 I took a crap in the principal's purse...seven times.
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,552 Then there was the time
00:11:58,677 --> 00:11:59,970 I convinced a woman to have an abortion
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,472 so I could build my own Shakey's Pizza.
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,726 I pretended to be retarded and joined the Special Olympics.
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,603 I tried to have all the Jews exterminated last spring.
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,397 Uh, oh, yeah, and there's this one kid
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,649 whose parents I had killed and then made into chili,
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,568 which I fed to the kid.
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,071 Boy, oh, boy, Eric. You've got a lot to atone for.
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,448 - Really? - Really.
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,449 I mean, honestly,
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:23,326 I don't know how you're gonna make up for all this.
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,996 I know how.
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,124 [ Up-tempo gospel music plays ]
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,004 CARTMAN: ♪ I'm gonna make -- make it right ♪
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,299 ♪ I'm gonna take a little time and set things straight ♪
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,010 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:43,013 ♪ I'm payin' for my sins, and it sure feels great ♪
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,557 ♪ It feels so good to be makin' up ♪
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,602 ♪ For all the things I done wrong ♪
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,396 ♪ I know now what the good Lord in heaven ♪
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,857 ♪ Wanted from me all along ♪
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:54,983 ♪ All along ♪
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,195 ♪ I'm gonna make -- make it right ♪
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,822 ♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate ♪
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,533 ♪ Not fakin' it, I'm makin' it right ♪
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,286 ♪ Payin' for my sins, and it sure feels great ♪
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:09,080 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:11,708 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,168 ♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,086 ♪ I got to have your lovin' tonight ♪
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,631 WOMEN: ♪ Make it right ♪
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:20,342 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,222 Well, there's everything, Butters.
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,307 I've made everything right.
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,976 Does this mean... you have to go now?
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,604 Yes, Butters. My soul is finally at peace.
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,898 It's time for me to leave.
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,234 Goodbye, Butters. Thank you for all your help.
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,610 Be good and be safe.
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,278 Goodby-y-y-y-e.
00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,659 God damn it, what?!
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,202 I made everything right!
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,203 Oh, geez.
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,872 I guess maybe your soul is stuck here for a different reason.
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,707 I want my eternal bliss!
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,293 You think this is funny, God?!
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,964 You think this is funny, you sick bastard?!
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,173 Eric! Calm down!
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,344 Stupid butthole God!
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,313 Butters! What have you done?!
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,524 It wasn't me. It was the ghost.
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,568 Oh, Stephen, I don't know if we should ground him
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:20,652 or call a doctor.
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,821 No, I think you'd better call a doctor.
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,197 I'll ground him.
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,869 What do you think, Doctor?
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:31,705 You son is suffering from severe dementia.
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,875 He claims that the ghost of a dead friend talks to him.
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,877 This is usually a sign of schizophrenia
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:39,504 brought on by some tragic event in the child's past.
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,882 I think it's best that we take him to the mental center
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,216 and do some tests.
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,342 Oh, no.
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,052 No!
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,181 [ Whirring ]
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,645 All right, Butters. Just try to relax.
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,939 [ Whirring ]
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,363 Doing just fine, Butters.
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,622 Just stay perfectly still now, Butters.
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,540 ♪ Loo loo loo-loo ♪
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,750 ♪ Loo loo loo ♪
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,960 BI-bl-bl-bl! BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,170 BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,339 DOCTOR: Good. You're gonna feel a little pinch now, Butters.
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,550 BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,218 Don't worry, Mrs. Stotch.
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,430 Whatever traumatized your son in his past, we'll find it.
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848 BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,391 BI-bl-bl-bl!
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,729 Well, after 14 hours of testing,
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,981 I can say Butters is definitely suffering
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:42,108 from aggravated repressed memory syndrome.
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,694 You see, Butters, when the brain wants to cover something up,
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:47,447 it makes up images and sounds for you to hear.
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,533 So...the ghost <i>was</i> in my head...
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:51,785 the whole time.
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,578 Now do you believe us, Butters?
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,664 Yes! Yes, sir! I believe you.
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,248 Good. We're making a lot of headway.
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,959 We'll do some more testing tomorrow.
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,044 All right, folks. Let's let Butters get some rest.
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,546 Good night, baby.
00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,715 - [ Door closes ] - [ Sighs ]
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,259 Butters.
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,719 Aah!
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,388 Don't worry, Butters. I'm gonna get you out of here.
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,224 Please leave me alone, Eric. My bottom is really sore.
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,976 I found the woman you need to talk to for me.
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,895 Look! Dr. Lindsay, expert in the paranormal.
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,063 She can tell us what to do.
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,648 Eric, you're just an image in my head
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,024 brought on by a traumatic event.
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,901 She's gonna close soon. Come on!
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,821 Oh, I hate my stupid psychotic brain.
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,326 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:36,871 [ <i>Indistinct conversation, laughter</i> ]
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,748 [ Insects chirping ]
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,668 Hello, ma'am. May I talk to you?
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,712 Certainly. Come in.
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,298 Have a seat and tell me what it is you seek.
00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,552 Well, there's this ghost, see, only it probably isn't a ghost.
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,762 I-It's just a delusion brought on by my trauma.
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,264 I'm supposed to help him find out
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,974 why his spirit is wandering the earth,
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,601 even though I know that I'm most likely just completely insane.
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,813 Well, many times, a reason that the soul stays earthbound
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,691 is because God is intending to use that soul
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,359 for a divine purpose,
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,988 to help prevent an impending tragic event.
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,531 Of course.
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:14,242 That's it, Butters! We had it wrong all the time.
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,287 But now, you shouldn't think you're crazy, young man.
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,873 I see ghosts all the time.
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:20,999 Really?
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,918 Yes. When is the last time you saw yours?
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,880 Well, he's sitting next to me right now.
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,550 [ Screams ]
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,676 [ Door slams ]
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,387 Hey, I think she could see you, too.
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,764 You really are a ghost!
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,140 I told you, Butters.
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,975 MAN: This is breaking news.
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,895 A tragic event is unfolding in South Park.
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,314 Three convicted murderers have escaped from jail
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,817 and are holding 12 people hostage at the Red Cross.
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:50,111 Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,238 when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,657 and threatened to kill all the workers inside.
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,743 The violent men are demanding a helicopter
00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,370 and $200,000 cash.
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,456 Oh, my God. This is it, Butters.
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,957 This is what I'm here to stop.
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:03,958 Come on, Butters.
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,335 The psychic boy and his ghost pal
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,378 are going to save the day.
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,506 [ Siren wails ]
00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,882 Stay back, people!
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,176 Stay back, hell! My wife and child are in there!
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,427 Stay calm in there.
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,596 We don't want anybody getting hurt.
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,390 You get us a helicopter and $200,000,
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,476 or these people start dying, man!
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,187 All right, Butters. I'm going in alone first.
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,438 Give me 30 seconds in there,
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,190 and then you go in and free the hostages.
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,484 Go in there? But they'll see me.
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,736 Don't worry. I have a plan.
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,446 Eric.
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,950 Well, be careful...ghost pal.
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,869 They can't hurt me, Butters. I'm already dead.
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:43,540 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,960 What the hell is that kid doing?
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,253 Somebody's coming in.
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,046 It's just some little fat kid.
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,301 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,428 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,723 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,350 What the hell is going on?!
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,893 I have no idea.
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,103 Yes. It's working.
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,605 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,359 This is really weird.
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,029 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,656 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,160 Whoo-o-o-o!
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,619 An incredible development here, Tom.
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:26,207 Two little boys have fearlessly gone inside the Red Cross.
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,042 Cartman?
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,129 [ Moaning ]
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,047 I'm so confused.
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,260 Hurry. Go! Go!
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,763 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,140 The hostages are clear!
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,850 All right! Move in!
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,311 [ Indistinct shouting ]
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,896 Bah-bah-bah-bah! Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,439 The hostages are gone!
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,440 What?!
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,691 Freeze!
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,318 [ Indistinct shouting ]
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,528 Son of a bitch.
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,906 Tom, an incredible story of courage.
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,284 Two little boys armed only with the weapon of confusion
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,120 managed to go in and save the Red Cross.
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,206 Nobody seems to know who the boys are
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:10,293 or where they went off to, but they are heroes.
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,047 Well, we did it, Butters. We saved the day.
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,133 Boy, we sure did.
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,052 My spirit is at rest now.
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,970 I can finally go to everlasting peace,
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,431 eternal rest, and $10,000 cash.
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,559 Butters, I think that through this whole thing,
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,561 we've really become friends.
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,231 Yeah. I feel that way, too.
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,942 We both kind of needed each other, and...
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,319 well, I'm gonna miss you.
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,530 I'll miss you, too...ghost pal.
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,325 Goodbye, Butters. I must be going now.
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,619 I'll be looking down on you from time to time.
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579 Have a long, fulfilling life, Butters.
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,998 Goodby-y-y-y-y-e.
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,918 Hey, Cartman, that was really cool what you did.
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,379 Yeah, Eric. We're gonna stop ignoring you now.
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:58,049 [ Indistinct talking on radio, insects chirping ]
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,803 We didn't think that by pretending you didn't exist,
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,931 you would really change, but you really have.
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,058 Well, anyway, we just wanted to let you know.
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,142 Talk to you tomorrow.
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,978 Yeah. S-See you, Eric.
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,779 You son of a bitch, Butters.
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:20,697 Huh?
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,283 - You told me I was a ghost! - But I thought you <i>were</i> one!
00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,409 How stupid are you?!
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,494 So help me God, Butters, I'm gonna get you back for this.
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,371 I am going to get you back!
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,792 Butters!
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:34,627 Oh, hamburgers.
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,088 CARTMAN: ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,507 ♪ 'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate ♪
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,427 ♪ Not fakin' it, I'm makin' it right ♪
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:45,138 ♪ Payin' for my sins, and it sure feels great ♪
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,057 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,601 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:52,103 ♪ Gonna make it right, girl ♪
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:53,855 ♪ I got to have your lovin' tonight ♪
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,607 WOMEN: ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,736 ♪ Make -- Make it right ♪

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