Всё ради поражения — Мальчики стараются проиграть бейсбольные матчи, чтобы не играть в эту «скучную» игру всё лето. Рэнди тренируется драться с другими отцами на трибунах.

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Всё ради поражения

The Losing Edge

Сезон: 09Серия: 05

Описание

Мальчики стараются проиграть бейсбольные матчи, чтобы не играть в эту «скучную» игру всё лето. Рэнди тренируется драться с другими отцами на трибунах.

Субтитры

00:00:06,971 --> 00:00:11,141 Саут Парк / 9 сезон 5 серия / Потерянная грань
00:00:11,181 --> 00:00:15,311 Перевод by Я@R
00:00:15,351 --> 00:00:19,481 Тайминг by Terrart
00:00:36,749 --> 00:00:37,999 Ну все, Стэн.
00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,919 Если ты забьешь страйк этому парню, мы все отправимся домой.
00:00:40,129 --> 00:00:43,259 Теперь выходит Бэттер Конифера - маленький Алан Баркас.
00:00:45,799 --> 00:00:48,549 Хей, бэттербеттербеттер-никакой, не попал не попал не попал...
00:00:48,589 --> 00:00:51,509 Выбей его за пределы поля, Алан! Саут Парк отсосет!
00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:56,599 Только посмотри на этих мальчиков, они любят бейсбол как мы когда-то, когда были детьми.
00:00:58,479 --> 00:01:00,769 О, Боже, мне так скучно.
00:01:03,319 --> 00:01:06,699 Я вижу божью коровку - Привет божья коровка.
00:01:10,239 --> 00:01:11,069 Страйк.
00:01:11,159 --> 00:01:13,739 Это никакой не страйк! Что, черт возьми, не так с тобой, рефери?
00:01:13,789 --> 00:01:15,329 Хорошее решенье, Реф! Хорошее решенье!
00:01:15,539 --> 00:01:17,909 Давай, Алан! Этот питчер бросает как девчонка!
00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:18,919 Что ты сказал?!
00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:20,329 Ты слышал меня, говнюк!
00:01:20,379 --> 00:01:22,089 Ты хочешь, чтобы я надрал тебе задницу прямо здесь?!
00:01:22,129 --> 00:01:23,089 Рэнди, сядь.
00:01:23,129 --> 00:01:24,089 Ты хочешь что-то от меня?!
00:01:24,129 --> 00:01:26,209 Я уже сыт по горло твоим чертовым ртом!
00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,759 Что сделаешь, а? Ну, что ты сделаешь?
00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:30,589 Ну, что ты сделаешь?
00:01:30,719 --> 00:01:31,849 Рэнди, нет!
00:01:31,929 --> 00:01:33,179 Тебе лучше замолчать, говнюк!
00:01:33,219 --> 00:01:35,019 Я стою прямо здесь! Как ты собираешься справиться со мной?
00:01:35,059 --> 00:01:36,479 Я сказал тебе ЗАМОЛЧАТЬ!
00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,609 О, Иисус, только не опять.
00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:51,319 Давай, Стэн! Только забей страйк этому пацану, и мы можем закончить сезон!
00:01:55,039 --> 00:01:56,289 Третий страйк! Вы выбыли!
00:01:56,869 --> 00:01:58,829 Да! Это конец! Это конец!
00:01:58,829 --> 00:02:01,249 Вот и все. Южный Парк выигрывает игру со счетом 4:0
00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,129 Мы сделали! Никакого бейсбола!
00:02:03,129 --> 00:02:05,209 Никакого больше скучного бейсбола до следующего года!
00:02:05,249 --> 00:02:06,799 Мы можем снова Веселиться!
00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:12,179 Хорошо, мы сделали это! Мы сделали это! Мы сделали это!
00:02:12,469 --> 00:02:15,139 Да, мы сделали это, мальчики! Мы сделали это! Мы попали в финал!
00:02:17,519 --> 00:02:18,179 ... Что?
00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:21,559 Мы победили! Это значит, что у нас лучшие результаты в подгруппе!
00:02:21,769 --> 00:02:24,559 Поздравляем, мальчики! Вы отправляетесь в постсезон.
00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:26,279 Постсезон?
00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:28,189 Нам никто не говорил о постсезоне.
00:02:28,609 --> 00:02:31,359 Больше бейсбола для детской лиги Саут Парка!
00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:36,369 Нет....
00:02:36,909 --> 00:02:38,079 Нееееееет!!!
00:02:39,079 --> 00:02:41,579 Это за что?! Арестовать меня, за что?!
00:02:41,749 --> 00:02:45,459 Мне нельзя защищать себя?! Я думал, что это Америка!
00:02:45,539 --> 00:02:49,129 Ха?! Разве это не Америка?! Мне жаль, я думал, что это Америка!
00:02:54,089 --> 00:02:55,259 Я не могу поверить в это.
00:02:55,389 --> 00:02:57,309 Я не могу поверить, что мы должны продолжить играть.
00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:00,179 Никто не сказал нам, что если мы выигрываем много игр, мы должны оправиться в финал!
00:03:00,769 --> 00:03:02,809 Слушайте, парни, возможно не все так плохо.
00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,099 Не все так плохо??
00:03:04,149 --> 00:03:06,939 Как ты мог сказать это?! Ты ненавидишь эту игру больше чем любой из нас!
00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,029 Я знаю, но слушайте...
00:03:08,109 --> 00:03:10,069 ... финалы устроены по принципу исключения, так?
00:03:10,109 --> 00:03:12,399 Это означает, как только мы проиграем одну игру, наш сезон закончен.
00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,869 Хорошо, но ... мы обычно побеждаем.
00:03:16,069 --> 00:03:17,659 Все другие команды хуже чем мы.
00:03:17,869 --> 00:03:19,449 Да. Посмотрим правде в лицо,
00:03:19,539 --> 00:03:21,039 Мы - победители.
00:03:21,499 --> 00:03:23,249 Я знаю, что мы сможем проиграть, если мы попробуем.
00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,539 Ты имеешь в виду, бросить игру?
00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,379 Ты знаешь, как наши родители относятся к этому спорту.
00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:31,669 Да. Мой папа всегда говорил, что "Проиграть - это нормально, но если ты не старался, ты наказан, мистер."
00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:32,799 Да...
00:03:33,679 --> 00:03:36,139 Хорошо... тогда мы скажем другой команде, что мы готовы проиграть,
00:03:36,179 --> 00:03:38,059 А сами будем делать вид, что стараемся победить.
00:03:38,099 --> 00:03:39,429 Наши родители никогда ничего не узнают.
00:03:40,099 --> 00:03:43,059 Мы должны надеяться, что они никогда не узнают, иначе мы очень сильно заплатим.
00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:44,599 СИЛЬНО, я сказал!
00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:47,939 Мальчики были на высоте, не так ли?!
00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:49,899 Да, наши мальчики не сдались им!
00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,239 Ты вышел.
00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:55,739 Какой был залог на сей раз?
00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,239 Сотня долларов, не большое дело.
00:03:57,409 --> 00:04:00,159 Парень, ты действительно выбил дерьмо из того Кониферского папы.
00:04:00,329 --> 00:04:02,829 Да, кто - то должен был поставить этого болвана на место.
00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,919 Да, ну, в общем, ты будь осторожней в решающих играх.
00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:06,379 Что ты имеешь в виду?
00:04:06,419 --> 00:04:09,999 Я о том, что ты всегда ввязываешься в борьбу с самым ярым жлобом здесь в горах,
00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:12,259 Но некоторые из пап Второй подгруппы реально жесткие!
00:04:12,379 --> 00:04:15,259 Да, те папы ДЕЙСТВИТЕЛЬНО пьяны и отвратительны.
00:04:15,469 --> 00:04:18,429 Я могу драться с любым. Мне только нужна тренировка.
00:04:18,889 --> 00:04:22,349 Я должен только привести себя в лучшую форму в моей жизни.
00:04:24,309 --> 00:04:26,599 Как попало в Белом Альбоме Битлз. Хорошо.
00:05:06,309 --> 00:05:07,979 Мы хотим поприветствовать всех родителей Южного Парка
00:05:07,979 --> 00:05:09,729 в Форт Колинсе на Решающих играх
00:05:09,729 --> 00:05:11,569 детской лиги первой подгруппы.
00:05:17,319 --> 00:05:19,489 Эй, парни, смотрите, мы не хотим выигрывать,
00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,409 так, что вот список всех подач, которые я собираюсь делать, по порядку.
00:05:24,539 --> 00:05:26,119 Я так не думаю, Саут Парк
00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:27,789 Ага, Вы думаете, что мы хотим победить?
00:05:27,909 --> 00:05:29,999 Тогда мы должны будем продолжать играть в эту скучную игру!
00:05:31,669 --> 00:05:32,919 Вы тоже ненавидите эту игру?
00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:36,839 Да! Когда мы выиграли глупый региональный сезон, должны теперь играть в этот паршивый турнир!
00:05:37,089 --> 00:05:38,679 Мы хотим играть в видеоигры.
00:05:39,129 --> 00:05:40,089 О нет!
00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,139 Смотрите! Мы собираемся проиграть сегодня вечером, хорошо?!
00:05:42,179 --> 00:05:43,309 Я так не думаю!
00:05:43,429 --> 00:05:45,139 Нет такого способа, которым вы можете проиграть нам!
00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:48,019 Мы потерпим неудачу! Мы будем размазаны!
00:05:48,059 --> 00:05:49,809 Нет, это мы собираемся быть размазанными!
00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,359 посмотрим, посмотрим!
00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:53,149 -О да? -Да!
00:05:53,359 --> 00:05:55,899 О парни действительно собрались оторвать им головы.
00:05:55,979 --> 00:05:58,029 Да! Давай, Саут Парк!
00:05:58,109 --> 00:06:00,199 Дети Форт Колинса не получат ни чего!
00:06:01,569 --> 00:06:03,829 Давай, Форт Колинс! Надерите им задницу! Да!
00:06:05,289 --> 00:06:06,369 полагаю, это - мой парень.
00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,369 Я наваляю ему без проблем.
00:06:10,619 --> 00:06:12,129 Давай, Выбей его за поле!
00:06:12,749 --> 00:06:16,299 Начинает от Форт колинса... Морган Прат.
00:06:19,969 --> 00:06:21,549 Выбей его за поле, Морган!
00:06:21,719 --> 00:06:23,049 Размажь это говно!
00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:28,809 Сссстрайк!
00:06:31,729 --> 00:06:32,439 Черт!
00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:34,399 Давай, парень, ты должен хоть чуть-чуть ударить по мячу.
00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:35,939 Ни за что! Я пропускаю страйк!
00:06:36,069 --> 00:06:38,069 Чувак, он не собирается бить! Так что просто бросай не в зону.
00:06:38,239 --> 00:06:40,069 Пусть он пойдет к первой базе.
00:06:43,449 --> 00:06:44,319 "Бол!"
00:06:44,659 --> 00:06:45,279 Хорошо!
00:06:45,369 --> 00:06:46,199 Морган!
00:06:47,119 --> 00:06:47,789 Что?
00:06:47,829 --> 00:06:50,499 Ты должен махать, тогда это просто "Бол", а то, тебе придется идти к первой базе.
00:06:50,579 --> 00:06:52,369 Не взмахивай, только если мяч идет на страйк!
00:06:52,539 --> 00:06:55,709 Да, Сэм, но как, черт, я могу знать, собирается ли он бросить страйк или Бол?!
00:06:55,919 --> 00:06:57,209 Ты должен угадать.
00:06:57,379 --> 00:06:58,209 О, господи!
00:07:01,169 --> 00:07:02,799 Яйца.... Бол.
00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,559 Второй страйк!
00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:07,599 Нет!
00:07:07,889 --> 00:07:09,809 Это не был страйк, это была ужасная подача!
00:07:09,849 --> 00:07:11,559 Тебе необходима Чертова лазерная хирургия!
00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:14,269 Даббивай, Саут Парк! Они ваще не могу отбивать!
00:07:14,349 --> 00:07:17,269 Давай Форт Колинс! Эта команда не может подавать!
00:07:19,779 --> 00:07:21,739 Твой черед, Морган! беги, беги, беги!
00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:22,739 А, дерьмо!
00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:24,489 Какого черта ты отбил его?!
00:07:24,529 --> 00:07:26,489 Да я думал, что он собрался бросать бол - не в зону!
00:07:28,869 --> 00:07:30,369 Третий страйк! Ты выходишь!
00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,249 Хорошо!
00:07:33,039 --> 00:07:34,079 Четвертый бол!
00:07:34,209 --> 00:07:34,829 Что?!
00:07:34,879 --> 00:07:35,919 Иди к первой!
00:07:36,419 --> 00:07:37,459 А, черт подери!
00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,089 Сэйв! фигня!
00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:44,719 Форт Колинс не умеет играть!
00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:47,429 Почему бы тебе не завалить свой рот прежде, чем я надеру тебе задницу!
00:07:49,009 --> 00:07:51,059 Давай, начинай! Я - здесь!
00:07:51,059 --> 00:07:51,729 Рэнди ...
00:07:51,849 --> 00:07:53,729 Сядь, пока я не навалял тебе!
00:07:55,599 --> 00:07:56,439 Сукин сын!
00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:00,229 Твою мать!
00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,399 Третий страйк!
00:08:07,619 --> 00:08:09,489 Вот и все. Саут Парк выигрывает игру.
00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:12,449 тьфу!
00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:16,579 О, мне жаль! Я думал, что это Америка! Разве это не Америка?!
00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,879 Мне жаль, я думал, что это Америка!
00:08:21,759 --> 00:08:23,299 Третий страйк. Вы выходите.
00:08:25,009 --> 00:08:26,839 Черт подери Брайен, бей!
00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:29,639 Гриили отсос! Гриили отсос!
00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:31,639 Четвертый бол!
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,099 Ай гамбургеры.
00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:40,399 Твою...! Третий Страйк!
00:08:40,649 --> 00:08:43,109 Какого черта, это был страйк?! Черт возьми, Он пошел к первой базе!
00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:46,529 Это что Коммунистическая страна или что?!
00:08:46,739 --> 00:08:48,159 Я думал, что это Америка!
00:08:51,869 --> 00:08:53,119 Трррэтий Стайк!
00:08:53,119 --> 00:08:53,949 Bueno bueno! Bueno! Espectacular!
00:08:55,209 --> 00:08:57,709 Маладэц Пуэбло! Вива ля Пуэбло!
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:01,039 Пуэбло, не маладец!? Пуэбло сосут яйца!
00:09:02,499 --> 00:09:03,549 Четверрртый Бол, пажаласта!
00:09:09,509 --> 00:09:12,639 Это - Америка! Это - НАСТОЯЩАЯ Америка!
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:23,189 Вы можешь поверить в это, мальчики?! Мы прошли в Чемпионат Штата!
00:09:25,779 --> 00:09:27,569 Мы гордимся вами дети!
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:30,029 Что случится, если мы выиграем Чемпионат Штата?
00:09:30,119 --> 00:09:33,619 Ну, тогда Ваш сезон начнется заново, на национальном уровне!
00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:36,539 И Вы проведете все лето играя в бейсбол!
00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:37,329 Что??
00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:39,709 Вы сможете сделать это, дети! Мы знаем, вы сможешь выиграть Чемпионат штата!
00:09:39,749 --> 00:09:44,419 и Все лето мы будем ездить в штат Небраска, в Айову и Вайоминг.
00:09:44,629 --> 00:09:46,379 О нет. Нет, нет, нет!
00:09:50,719 --> 00:09:52,719 Пааап? Пап, мы должны поговорить.
00:09:52,889 --> 00:09:56,179 Ты можешь в это поверить, Стэн? Чемпионат Штата. Это - ...
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,019 Самое потрясное, что когда-либо было.
00:10:01,189 --> 00:10:02,689 Черт подери.
00:10:04,149 --> 00:10:06,229 Я серьезно работал, верил в себя,
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:09,779 И теперь я буду драться на Чемпионате Штата.
00:10:10,949 --> 00:10:13,449 Это будет самой большой Дракой в моей жизни.
00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:18,159 Это - Новости четвертого, в полдень.
00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:23,541 Чемпионат детской Лиги штата Колорадо будет сыгран на этой неделе.
00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:28,176 Две команды подростков столкнуться лицом к лицу в Вышей лиге на стадионе в центре.
00:10:28,716 --> 00:10:33,806 Том, я стою здесь среди маленьких отбивающих игроков и их родителей, и я не могу передать насколько они взволнованны.
00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:35,766 Я полагаю парни Вы не хотите выиграть эту игру.
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,566 Выиграть? Какого черта нам надо хотеть выиграть?
00:10:37,566 --> 00:10:40,356 Да. Тогда мы должны будем играть в эту скучную игру все лето.
00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:43,236 Маленький Стэн Марш - питчер Детской Лиги команды Саус Парка.
00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:46,446 Стэн, как ты себя чувствуешь, перед игрой в Чемпионате штата?
00:10:46,866 --> 00:10:47,526 Гомиком.
00:10:47,696 --> 00:10:49,696 Мистер Марш, вы должны гордиться вашим сыном.
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,156 Они действительно поработали, чтобы оказаться здесь, Ты знаешь, Крис,
00:10:52,196 --> 00:10:56,166 Я не люблю пустозвонные наезды, но, я не думаю, что у Денвера есть шанс.
00:10:56,456 --> 00:11:00,166 О, ну, я уверен некоторые родители Денверских детей не согласились бы с вами и вашей командой...
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:02,336 О да! О да!
00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:04,626 Саут Парк - отсосет!
00:11:04,716 --> 00:11:06,586 УЖЕ СКОРО!
00:11:06,636 --> 00:11:08,466 У вас нет шанса, Саут Парк!
00:11:08,506 --> 00:11:11,516 Давай, Денвер, начнем! Ха, ха!
00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:12,516 Кто это?
00:11:12,556 --> 00:11:14,886 Это - Том Нельсон, один из отцов Денверовских игроков.
00:11:14,976 --> 00:11:19,226 Он приходит на каждую игру в этом Глупом костюме, слишком много пьет и ввязывается в драки.
00:11:19,316 --> 00:11:22,566 Нет такого способа, которым эти горные детки смогут побороть Денвер.
00:11:22,606 --> 00:11:24,776 только не с моим сыном на второй базе!
00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:27,446 Ооо, похоже у нас тут произошел наезд среди родителей.
00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:28,736 Мистер Марш, будут комментарии?
00:11:28,816 --> 00:11:30,196 Хорошо я думаю, что ...
00:11:30,236 --> 00:11:31,486 Мистер Марш?
00:11:31,536 --> 00:11:33,696 Кто хочет слушать какого-то мистера Марша?!
00:11:33,746 --> 00:11:37,076 Я - главный отец-задира Детской Лиги!
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,786 Я - сумасшедший отец!
00:11:39,836 --> 00:11:41,666 Хорошо, Мр. Нельсон, пройдемте, вперед.
00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:45,416 Отец-летучая мышь не знает страха! Отец-бита не знает боли!
00:11:45,466 --> 00:11:47,966 Я хочу тебя, Марш! Я хочу тебя!!
00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:50,756 Дааа, несомненно напряжение растет, но я предполагаю,
00:11:50,806 --> 00:11:53,266 что все будет решено на игровом поле.
00:11:53,466 --> 00:11:55,096 О мой Бог
00:11:55,726 --> 00:11:57,556 Удачи! Она Вам понадобиться.
00:11:57,596 --> 00:11:59,936 Да, Вы не сможете проиграть нам. Мы отвратительны.
00:12:01,816 --> 00:12:04,186 Чувак, что мы будем делать?? Нам нельзя выиграть эту игру.
00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:05,856 Стоп. Есть идея, парни.
00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:10,316 Переломная точка в спортивном кино, когда команда выходит из игры, находиться действительно милый игрок который присоединяется к их команде.
00:12:10,486 --> 00:12:12,656 Как тот ребенок-мотоциклист в Плохих Медвежьих Новостях.
00:12:12,696 --> 00:12:13,866 Точно сказал, Клайд.
00:12:14,036 --> 00:12:18,786 Итак нам нужно ... найти кого-нибудь, чтобы присоединить к нашей команде, кого-нибудь абсолютно отсосного.
00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:19,746 Да.
00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:22,546 Нам нужно найти самого худшего спортсмена в целом мире.
00:12:22,586 --> 00:12:24,206 Кого-нибудь, кто вообще не может выиграть.
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,206 Но кого?
00:12:25,796 --> 00:12:26,626 Я знаю такого.
00:12:27,796 --> 00:12:30,626 Объявляется прибытие рейса шесть семь три, из Нью-Йорка.
00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:36,306 Я вернулся!
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,856 Вот он! Так, не дайте ему понять, что мы думаем, что он - неудачник, или он не будет играть.
00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:43,816 Привет, кузен Кайл.
00:12:43,856 --> 00:12:45,686 Господи, этот полет был ужасен.
00:12:45,736 --> 00:12:48,646 Они подали блюдо из цыпленка с острым соусом, а у меня от него газы.
00:12:48,736 --> 00:12:50,736 Чувак, спасибо, что выручил нас, присоединившись к нашей команде.
00:12:50,796 --> 00:12:53,826 Хорошо, ты сказал, что вы нуждаетесь в моей помощи в победе на чемпионате, итак я здесь.
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:56,076 Мне нужен только платок если я собираюсь играть.
00:12:56,116 --> 00:13:00,166 Иногда когда я долго стою с битой я потею, и тогда у меня запотевают очки.
00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:02,206 Он идеален.
00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:04,956 Да, с ним в нашей команде, у нас не останется шанса.
00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:57,556 ... Я не пойду.
00:13:58,926 --> 00:13:59,556 Что?
00:14:00,596 --> 00:14:02,096 Это игра Стэна, я...
00:14:02,516 --> 00:14:03,516 Я не пойду.
00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:05,436 Почему?
00:14:06,816 --> 00:14:10,486 Не думаю, что я могу...
00:14:11,446 --> 00:14:12,856 Ты не думаешь, что ты можешь?!
00:14:12,906 --> 00:14:14,566 Это - самая большая игра жизни твоего сына!
00:14:14,616 --> 00:14:15,866 Почему бы тебе не пойти и не поддержать его?...
00:14:15,906 --> 00:14:17,616 Потому, что я боюсь, да?!
00:14:19,656 --> 00:14:23,036 Ты хочешь сломить меня?! Ты хочешь услышать, как я это скажу! Я боюсь!
00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:26,376 Я не знаю, верю ли я в себя еще.
00:14:26,786 --> 00:14:29,086 я не знаю, могу ли я побороть этого парня, Шэрон.
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:32,126 Так и не надо.
00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:35,546 Ты не должен драться с другими родителями в играх Детской Лиги!
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:37,046 Сиди и Смотри!
00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:39,846 Слушай, я понимаю, что ты хочешь сделать.
00:14:40,556 --> 00:14:43,846 Ты пытаешься заставить меня понять, что я должен драться с ним, потому что я тот кто есть.
00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:48,266 Нет, я говорю тебе, что ты не должен кидаться из игры в игру и ставить себя в глупое положение.
00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:49,476 Я потерял грань.
00:14:50,316 --> 00:14:51,566 Мне жаль, Шэрон.
00:14:51,936 --> 00:14:54,356 Но ты должна отвести Стэна на его игру сама.
00:14:59,616 --> 00:15:03,206 Добро пожаловать на игры Чемпионата детской Лиги штата Колорадо!
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,326 Для этих юношей это будет довольно захватывающим
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:08,086 Шансом попасть на национальный уровень.
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,296 Знаете на кого эти парни похожи?
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:13,466 На стадо победителей!
00:15:13,506 --> 00:15:15,506 Да! Вы надерете наши задницы!
00:15:15,676 --> 00:15:18,176 Я так не думаю! Вы парни слишком хороши!
00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:19,556 Вы лучшие в этой игре!
00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:20,556 Это Вы лучшие!
00:15:20,596 --> 00:15:23,096 Вы парни так хороши, что возможно пройдете весь путь к победе государственного титула!
00:15:23,136 --> 00:15:25,096 Не выйдет! Так как мы собираемся проиграть вам прямо сейчас!
00:15:25,186 --> 00:15:29,066 Давай, денвер! Эти дети Саут Парка не получать ничего!
00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:30,726 Вперед, денвер!
00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:32,486 Крис, может ты сядешь, а?
00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:35,486 Первым отбивающим от Саус парка выходит Кайл Шварц!
00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:38,616 Где я должен встать?
00:15:39,026 --> 00:15:40,116 Прямо здесь.
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:50,996 Не кидай мяч слишком быстро, а то я могу испугаться и еще у меня астма!
00:15:54,376 --> 00:15:55,546 Первый страйк! Да! Хорошо!
00:15:57,506 --> 00:15:59,256 Господи, не так близко!
00:15:59,386 --> 00:16:02,056 Еще три фута и меня бы ударило в голову!
00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:03,976 Он не собирается отбивать! Бросай не в зону!
00:16:05,976 --> 00:16:06,846 О, боже!
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:08,396 Второй страйк!
00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:11,936 Он отсосней всех!
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,986 Мы проиграем! Мы проиграем!
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:16,736 Не бросай так жестко или так близко в следующий раз!
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,276 Что-то здесь холодает! Мне нужен жакет!
00:16:25,956 --> 00:16:26,866 Бант!
00:16:26,996 --> 00:16:28,286 беги, парень, беги!
00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:30,206 о, господи! Дерьмо!
00:16:32,956 --> 00:16:33,956 Я не могу!
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,386 Я не могу продолжать бежать!
00:16:42,426 --> 00:16:43,806 У меня мозоль на ноге!
00:16:44,556 --> 00:16:45,596 Беги, парень!
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:49,436 Перебросьте мяч к третьей, вы идиоты! Он бежит в дом!
00:16:51,306 --> 00:16:52,396 Сайв!
00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:58,196 О, Иссус, вы это видели??
00:16:58,236 --> 00:17:00,736 Я провел Хоумран! Дайте пять!
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:05,326 О, мой бог... Их питчер смог попасть им прямо в биту!
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:06,866 Чувак, мы делали все не правильно!
00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:09,116 Пока мы тратили наше время пытаясь быть отсосными,
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,746 Эти парни практиковались и стали реально хороши в отсосности!
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:19,756 Нет
00:17:19,836 --> 00:17:21,336 Беги, Токен!
00:17:22,966 --> 00:17:25,846 Хорошо, Денвер! Отбей хоть сейчас!
00:17:35,516 --> 00:17:36,356 Аут!
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:39,986 Господи Иисусе! Они отбили нам самим аут!
00:17:45,986 --> 00:17:49,866 Все наше лето, чувак! Мы не можем играть в эту скучную игру целое лето!
00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:51,616 Сукин сын!
00:17:56,289 --> 00:17:58,579 На основании последнего инненга на этом поле,
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,839 Счет Саут Парк-23, Денвер-0
00:18:05,879 --> 00:18:06,919 Первый страйк!
00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,379 Вперед, Денвер!
00:18:08,469 --> 00:18:09,679 Принимайтесь за дело!
00:18:09,719 --> 00:18:12,469 Не злите сумасшедшего отца!
00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:14,679 Хорошо было бы если бы этот парень заткнулся
00:18:14,849 --> 00:18:19,689 Почему бы вам просто не убраться домой, Саут парк? Вам не победить Денвер!
00:18:19,889 --> 00:18:21,689 Денвер - отсос!
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:32,319 Давайте Саут Парк, эти дети не умеют играть!
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:35,949 Кстати, эти дети просто ужасны!
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,329 Второй страйк!
00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:43,129 О господи, Мы собираемся Выиграть!
00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:45,999 Я никогда еще не выигрывал в спорте! Это так захватывающе!
00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:50,219 Это конец, Денвер! Саут парк надерет вам задницы!
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,889 Тебе лучше заткнуть свой рот прежде, чем я заткнул его за тебя!
00:18:55,599 --> 00:18:57,019 Что собираешься делать, а?
00:19:04,939 --> 00:19:06,359 Хуже уже быть не может!
00:19:12,199 --> 00:19:14,199 Теперь закончим начатое!
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:17,869 Отец-летучая мышь снова в деле!
00:19:22,419 --> 00:19:27,339 Все идет к одному! Что Саут парк находится в одной подаче от победы в Чемпионате!...
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:33,219 О, да. кажется два отца дерутся.
00:19:33,509 --> 00:19:36,509 Им бы лучше быть осторожней. У Детской Лиги отношение к подобному суровое.
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,979 Стоп! Стоп, или из-за вас, вашу команду дисквалифицируют!
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,309 Дисквалифицируют?
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:45,979 Деритесь! Продолжайте!
00:19:49,109 --> 00:19:50,439 Кончайте! Да кончайте же, вы!...
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,919 Хватит! Команда того, кто следующий начнет драку, будет дисквалифицирована!
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,999 Он все равно конченный!
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,419 Давай, пап, вставай!
00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:15,179 Вставайте, Вы должны драться!
00:20:17,179 --> 00:20:18,559 Ну все, продолжим! Давайте играть!
00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:21,519 Рэнди! Рэнди! Рэнди!
00:20:23,019 --> 00:20:24,059 Поднимайся, Рэнди!
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:25,939 Поднимай свою задницу!
00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:27,689 Вставай, Рэнди!
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,019 Дерись, дерись за меня!
00:20:38,489 --> 00:20:39,659 Эй, Отец-мышь!
00:20:43,039 --> 00:20:44,579 Я не слышал звука гонга!
00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:50,589 Прекратите! Прекратите немедленно!
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,469 Я предупреждаю вас, сэр!
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:04,639 Ну все! Ну все! Саут парк дисквалифицирован!
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:11,269 Саут парк был дисквалифицирован из игры! Денвер Выиграл!
00:21:18,989 --> 00:21:19,909 Мы...мы проиграли!
00:21:21,659 --> 00:21:23,869 Что? Я думал это свободная страна!
00:21:24,079 --> 00:21:24,699 Пап!
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:27,419 Ты лучший!!!

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:37,830 This is it, Stan.
00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,041 If you strike this kid out, we all get to go home.
00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:43,419 Now batting for Conifer is little Allen Vargas.
00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,421 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter!
00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,214 No hit, no hit! Can't hit it, can't hit it!
00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,507 Can't hit it, can't hit it, can't hit it!
00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:49,884 Hit it out of the park, Allen!
00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,427 South Park sucks!
00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,095 Just look at those boys out there
00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,805 loving the great game of baseball
00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,183 like we did when we were kids.
00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:01,062 Oh, God. I'm so bored!
00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,899 ♪ I see a ladybug ♪
00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,692 ♪ Hello, lady, ladybug ♪
00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,072 Strike.
00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,239 That was no strike.
00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,699 What the hell is wrong with you, ump?
00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,493 Good call, ump. Good call.
00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:17,745 Come on, Allen! This pitcher throws like a girl!
00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,872 - What'd you say? - You heard me, asshole!
00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,832 You want me to kick your ass right here?
00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,000 Randy, sit down.
00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,126 You want a piece of me?
00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,420 'Cause I'm pretty sick of your goddamn mouth.
00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,424 What do you want to do, huh? What do you want to do?
00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,550 Randy, don't.
00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:32,927 You better shut up, asshole!
00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:34,762 I'm standin' right here. How do you want to handle it?
00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,430 I told you to shut up!
00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,649 Oh, Jesus. Not again.
00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,068 Come on, Stan.
00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,320 Just strike this kid out so we can end the season.
00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,659 Strike three! You're out!
00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,786 Yes! It's over! It's over!
00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,247 That's it. South Park wins the game 4-0.
00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:02,832 We're done! No more baseball!
00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,917 No more boring baseball until next year!
00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,544 We can start having fun again!
00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:09,922 Yeah! We did it! We did it!
00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,299 Yeah! We did it, boys! We did it!
00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,177 We're going to the finals! Whoo-hoo!
00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:18,389 What?
00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,767 We won. That means we've got the best record in the division.
00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:22,810 Congratulations, boys.
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,353 You're going on to the postseason.
00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,230 - Whoo-hoo! - Postseason?
00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,982 Nobody said anything about a postseason.
00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:30,484 There's more Little League baseball for South Park!
00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,569 Yeah!
00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:36,740 No.
00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,534 No-o-o!
00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,035 This is for what?!
00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,662 Arresting me for what?
00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,831 I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?
00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,374 I thought this was America!
00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,084 Huh? Isn't this America?!
00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,378 I'm sorry. I thought this was America.
00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,050 I can't believe it.
00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:57,052 I can't believe we have to keep playing.
00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:58,929 Nobody told us if we won too many games
00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,639 we'd go on to the finals.
00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,808 Look, you guys, maybe it's not all that bad.
00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,894 Not all that bad? How can you say that?
00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,979 You hate this game more than any of us.
00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,147 I know, but listen.
00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,982 The finals are all sudden-death elimination.
00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,735 That means as soon as we lose one game, our season is over.
00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,779 Well, yeah, but...we usually win.
00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:17,740 All the other teams are worse than us.
00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:21,535 Yeah. Let's face it -- We're winners.
00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,288 - I know we can lose if we try. - You mean throw the game?
00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,457 You know how our parents are about this sport.
00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:29,084 Yeah, my dad always said, "It's okay to lose,
00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,795 but if you don't try, you're grounded, mister."
00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,589 - Yeah. - Uh-huh.
00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,674 Okay, so then we'll just tell the other team quietly
00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,093 that we're gonna let them win and then act like we're trying.
00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,762 Our parents will never know.
00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,388 We better hope they never know,
00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,265 or else there's going to be heck to pay.
00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,226 Heck, I tell ya!
00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:46,393 Cheers!
00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,853 Boy, that was great, wasn't it?
00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,813 Yeah. Our boys really stuck it to 'em.
00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:50,648 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,191 - All right! - Hey!
00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:53,234 Hey!
00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:55,527 - You're out. - How much was bail this time?
00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,196 Hundred bucks. No big whoop.
00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,907 Boy, you really beat the crap out of that Conifer dad.
00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,409 Somebody had to put that knucklehead in his place.
00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,120 Yeah. Well, you'd better watch yourself in the playoffs.
00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:06,330 W-What do you mean?
00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,873 I mean you always get into fights
00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,042 with scrappy redneck dads up here in the mountains,
00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,044 but some of those Division-II dads are tough.
00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:15,130 Yeah. Those dads get <i>really</i> drunk and obnoxious.
00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:18,425 I can fight anybody. I just need to train.
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:22,721 I just...need to get in the best shape of my life.
00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,976 The Beatles, from the White Album, with "Helter Skelter."
00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,644 Okay --
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,183 We want to welcome all South Park parents
00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,184 to Fort Collins
00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,186 and the Little League Division-I playoffs.
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,111 Uh, hey, guys, look. We don't want to win.
00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,321 So, uh, here's a list
00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:22,281 of all the pitches I'm gonna throw, in order.
00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,199 Ooh!
00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,951 I don't <i>think</i> so, South Park.
00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,870 Yeah. You think <i>we</i> want to win?
00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,621 Then we have to keep playing this boring game.
00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:30,789 - Yeah! - Uh-huh.
00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,875 You hate this game, too?
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,835 Yeah, and then we won the stupid regionals
00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,795 and had to do this lousy-ass tournament.
00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,881 We want to play video games.
00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,007 Oh, no!
00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,217 Look, we're gonna be the losers tonight, all right?
00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:43,302 I don't think so.
00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:45,262 There's no way you can lose to us.
00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,848 We're going do-o-wn. We're gonna get cre-e-amed!
00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,808 No. <i>We 're</i> gonna get creamed!
00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,310 We'll just see about that.
00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:52,978 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:53,896 Oh, boy.
00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,023 They're really gettin' in each other's heads out there.
00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,858 Yeah! Let's go, South Park!
00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,152 These Fort Collins kids got nothin'!
00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,362 Whoo!
00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:04,490 Come on, Fort Collins! Let 'em have it! Yeah!
00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,575 Guess that's my guy.
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,286 I can take him. No problem.
00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,414 All right. Hit one out of the park.
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:16,085 And first up for Fort Collins is Morgan Pratt.
00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,170 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter!
00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,671 Hey, batter, batter, batter!
00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,548 Knock it out of the park, Morgan!
00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:22,883 Cream these turds!
00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,014 Strike!
00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:29,932 Yeah!
00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,058 - Yeah! - All right!
00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,643 - All right! - Damn it!
00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,353 Come on, kid. You got to at least swing at it.
00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,896 No way. I'm striking out.
00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,190 Dude, he's not gonna swing, so just throw balls.
00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,401 That way he'll have to walk to first base.
00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,238 Ball!
00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,322 All right!
00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,156 Morgan.
00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,741 What?
00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:48,992 You have to swing when it's a ball.
00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,411 Otherwise you're gonna walk to first base.
00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,371 Don't swing only if it's a strike.
00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,914 Well, how the Sam Hill am I supposed to know
00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,707 if he's gonna be throwing a strike or a ball?
00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,209 You just have to guess.
00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,211 Aw, Jesus.
00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,048 Ball. Ball.
00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,635 Strike two!
00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,511 No!
00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,721 That was no strike! That was a terrible pitch!
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,390 You need some goddamn Lasik surgery!
00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:14,059 Thataway, South Park! They ain't swingin' at nothin'!
00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,229 Come on, Fort Collins! This team can't pitch!
00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,939 ♪ Got to learn to take it ♪
00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,399 ♪ Try to believe ♪
00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:21,775 There you go, Morgan! Run, run, run!
00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,068 Aw, damn it.
00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,403 Why the hell did you swing at it?
00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,321 I thought he was gonna throw a ball that time!
00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,740 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:29,992 Strike three! You're out!
00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,201 All right!
00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,828 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,788 - Ball four! - What?
00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,248 - ♪ You're the best around ♪ - Walk to first. Whoo!
00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,583 Aw, God damn it.
00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,710 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:40,711 Safe!
00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:41,962 - ♪ Down ♪ - Crud.
00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,923 Fort Collins can't play!
00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:47,342 Why don't you shut your mouth before I kick your ass?!
00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:48,927 ♪ Ah, got to be proud, staring out in the cloud ♪
00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,512 Come on! Let's go! I'm right here.
00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:51,763 Randy.
00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,599 Sit down before you get hurt.
00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,392 ♪ And one day time will tell ♪
00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,643 Mother --
00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,938 - ♪ You'll reach the final bell ♪ - God damn it.
00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,940 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,817 Strike three! You're out!
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,903 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,529 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,281 That's it. South Park wins the game.
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,534 Aw, spit!
00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:13,827 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,746 I thought I was -- I thought I was in America.
00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:16,830 I'm sorry.
00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:22,878 Strike three! You're out!
00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:23,879 Yeah!
00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,590 God damn it, Brian! Swing!
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,635 Greeley sucks! Greeley sucks!
00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,595 Ball four!
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,180 Aw, hamburgers.
00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,723 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,975 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,311 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,437 Strike three!
00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,897 How the hell was that a strike?!
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,024 God damn it! He should be going to first!
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,485 Is this a communist country or something?!
00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,195 I thought this was America!
00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,156 ♪ Fight till you drop ♪
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,950 ¡Strike tres!
00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,952 - ¡Bueno! - ¡Fantástico!
00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:57,746 ¡Vámonos, Pueblo! ¡Viva la Pueblo!
00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,917 ¡Pueblo no bueno! ¡Pueblo es muy mal!
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,211 Ball cuatro, por favor.
00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,338 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,340 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,508 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,968 This is America.
00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,511 I'm sorry. It was America.
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,513 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,557 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:19,184 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,602 Can you believe it, boys?
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,146 We're playing in the state championship game!
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,484 We're so proud of you kids.
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,987 What happens if we win the state championship game?
00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,697 Well, then your whole season starts over,
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,490 but on the national circuit.
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,618 You get to spend your whole summer playing baseball!
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,161 - What?! - You can do it, kids!
00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:39,621 We know you can win state!
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,831 Then we'll spend the whole summer
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:44,334 going to Nebraska and Iowa and Wyoming.
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,920 Oh, no. No, no, no!
00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,634 Dad. Dad, we need to talk.
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,094 Can you believe it, Stan?
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,722 The state championship game.
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,516 It's...the greatest thing ever.
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,687 God damn it.
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,440 I worked hard, believed in myself,
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,235 and now I'm gonna be fighting in the state championship game.
00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:14,072 This is gonna be the biggest fight of my life.
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,411 This is "News 4 at Noon."
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,872 The Colorado Little League state championship
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,290 is being played this week.
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,792 Two teams of youngsters get to go head-to-head
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,462 at the Major League stadium downtown.
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,547 Tom, I'm standing here with the little sluggers
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:31,632 and some of their parents,
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,967 and I can't tell you how excited they are.
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,844 I don't suppose you guys want to win this game?
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,638 Win? Why the hell would we want to win?
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,474 Yeah. Then we'd have to play this boring game all summer.
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:41,850 Little Stan Marsh is the pitcher
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,143 for the South Park Little League team.
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,853 Stan, how does it feel to be playing
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,730 for the state championship?
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:47,731 Gay.
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,691 Mr. Marsh, you must be very proud of your son.
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,652 They've worked really hard to get here, Chris.
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,737 You know, I don't like to really "trash-talk,"
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,406 but I don't think Denver has a chance.
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,659 Oh! Well, I'm sure some of the Denver kids' parents
00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,910 would disagree with you --
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,412 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,581 South Park is goin' down!
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,416 Feel it comin'!
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,460 You ain't got a chance, South Park!
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,629 Here we go, Denver, here we go!
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:11,630 Huh! Huh!
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,631 Who is that?
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,008 That's Tom Nelson, one of the Denver players' fathers.
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,927 He goes to every game in that ridiculous outfit
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,346 and usually drinks too much and gets into a fight.
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,473 There ain't no way some little mountain kids
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,683 can beat Denver!
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,768 Not with my son on second base!
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,521 Oh, looks like we got some parental trash-talking going on.
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:28,897 Mr. Marsh, any comment?
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,357 Well, I think that there's a, uh --
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,441 Mr. Marsh?!
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,819 Who wants to hear from a Mr. Marsh?!
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:37,239 I am the ultimate Little League trash-talking father!
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,783 I am the Bat Dad!
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,702 All right, Mr. Nelson. Let's go. Come on.
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:45,414 Bat Dad knows no fear! Bat Dad knows no pain!
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,083 I want <i>you,</i> Marsh! I want <i>you!</i>
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,752 Well, tension is certainly high here,
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,463 but I guess everything will be decided on the playing field.
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,340 Oh, my...God.
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,384 Good luck. You're gonna need it.
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,387 Yeah. You can't lose to us. We're terrible.
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,182 Dude, what are we gonna do? We <i>can't</i> win this game.
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,642 Wait. I've got it, you guys.
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,186 At this point in a sports movie, the team always goes out
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,522 and finds a really sweet player to join their team.
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,899 Like that motorcycle kid in "Bad News Bears."
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:13,984 Exactly right, Clyde.
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,945 So what we need is to find somebody to join our team
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,864 who totally sucks ass.
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:19,990 Hey, yeah.
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,742 We need to find the very worst kid athlete
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,327 in the whole world, somebody who can't possibly win.
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,454 But who?
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,205 I know who.
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,626 Announcing the arrival of flight 673 from New York City.
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,424 I'm ba-a-a-ck!
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,425 There he is.
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,218 Don't let him know we think he's a loser,
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,595 or else he won't play.
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,847 Hello, cousin Kyle.
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,515 Oh, Jesus. That flight was terrible.
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,268 They served a chicken dish with hot sauce, and it gave me gas.
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,395 Dude, thanks for helping us out by joining our team.
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,731 Well, you said you needed my help to win the big game,
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:53,940 so here I am.
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,942 I'll need a wipe cloth if I'm gonna play, though.
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,028 Sometimes I sweat from holding the bat for so long,
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,947 and then the heat steams up my glasses.
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,783 - He's perfect. - Yeah.
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,202 With him on our team, we don't stand a chance.
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,713 I'm not gonna go.
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,048 What?
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,550 Stan's Little League game.
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,427 I'm -- I'm not gonna go.
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,971 Why?
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:11,059 I just...don't think I can, all right?
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,310 You don't think you can?
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,187 This is the biggest game of your son's life.
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,022 Why wouldn't you go and support him with --
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,108 Because I'm scared, all right?!
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,112 You want to break me down?! You want to hear me to say it?!
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,114 I'm scared!
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,616 I don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:30,412 I don't know if I can take this guy, Sharon.
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,872 So then don't.
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,416 You don't have to get in fights with other parents
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,667 at Little League games.
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,627 Just sit there and watch.
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,838 Look, I get what you're trying to do.
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,757 You're trying to get me to realize that I have to fight him
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:43,800 because it's who I am.
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,469 No, I'm telling you you don't have to get thrown out of games
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,305 and make an ass of yourself!
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,223 I've lost the edge.
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,725 I'm sorry, Sharon,
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,061 but you have to take Stan to his Little League game alone.
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,359 Welcome to the Colorado Little League
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,612 state championship game.
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,906 This must be pretty exciting for these youngsters --
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,158 a chance to go to the national circuit.
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,495 You know what these guys look like to me?
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,580 A bunch of winners.
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,707 Yeah. We're about to get our asses kicked.
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,084 I don't think so. You guys are way too good.
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,586 You're the best at this game.
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,670 <i>You're</i> the best.
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,671 You guys are so good
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,089 you'll probably go all the way to win the national title.
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,008 Not a chance, 'cause we're gonna lose to you right now!
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,718 Here we go, Denver!
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,054 These South Park kids got nothing on you!
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,889 Let's go, Denver!
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,682 Chris, will you sit down?
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,894 First up to bat for South Park, Kyle Schwartz.
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,772 Where do I stand?
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,774 Right over here.
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,615 Don't throw the ball too fast,
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,493 because I may get startled, and I have asthma.
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,538 Strike one!
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,374 - Yeah! - All right!
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,125 Jesus! Not so close!
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,170 That was three feet away from hitting me in the head!
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,589 He's not gonna swing! Throw balls!
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:06,967 Oh, Jesus!
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,426 Strike two!
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,970 Yeah!
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,846 Wow! He <i>is</i> great at sucking.
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,099 We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose!
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,643 Don't throw it so hard or so close next time.
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,938 Is it cold out here? I think I need a jacket.
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,028 It's a bunt!
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,405 Run, kid, run!
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,532 Oh, Jesus!
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,369 Aw, crap!
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419 I can't -- I can't keep running like this.
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,087 I have corns in my feet.
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,755 Keep running, kid!
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,924 Throw the ball to third, you idiots!
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,551 He's running home!
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,303 Safe!
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,018 Oh, Jesus! Did you see that?
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,185 I hit a home run!
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,022 High five, everybody!
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,106 Oh, my God.
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,525 Their pitcher was able to hit him right on the bat.
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,943 Dude, we had it all wrong.
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,362 While we spent all our time trying to make our team suck,
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,407 these guys practiced and got really good at sucking.
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:19,789 No!
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,499 Yeah! Go, Token, go!
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,171 All right, Denver! You're up to bat now!
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,431 Out!
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,766 - Yay! - Yay!
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,143 Jesus Christ! They can bat themselves out!
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,233 Our whole summer, dude.
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,861 We have to play this boring game all summer long.
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,489 Son of a biscuit!
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,495 It's the bottom of the last inning here at Coors Field.
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,624 The score is South Park 23, Denver 0.
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,878 Strike one!
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,631 Come on, Denver! Get the lead out!
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,342 Do not cross the Bat Dad!
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,677 Geez, I really wish this guy would shut up.
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,430 Why don't you just go home, South Park?!
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,474 You can't beat Denver!
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,894 Denver sucks ass.
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:32,487 Come on, South Park! These kids can't play!
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,783 In fact, these kids are terrible.
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,287 Strike two!
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,039 Oh, Jesus! We're gonna win!
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:47,001 I-I've never won a sport before. This is so exciting.
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,380 It's over, Denver. South Park whupped your ass.
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:54,259 You better shut your mouth before I shut it for you!
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,470 What do you want to do, huh?
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,472 Aah!
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,396 This can't get any worse.
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,195 Now for the finishing move!
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,490 You're about to be Bat-Dadded!
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,746 It all comes down to this.
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,540 South Park is just one pitch away
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,834 from being state champions.
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,214 Oh, geez. It looks like two parents are fighting.
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,257 They'd better be careful.
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,551 The Little League has a no-tolerance policy.
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,219 Stop!
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,514 Stop or you're gonna get your teams disqualified!
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,766 Disqualified?
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,311 Fight! Keep fighting!
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,733 Break it up! Break it up!
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,953 That's enough!
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,040 The next person that fights is getting his team disqualified.
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,667 He's done for anyway.
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,463 Come on, Dad. Get up.
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:14,881 Get up! You have to fight!
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,384 All right. Come on. Let's play ball.
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,763 Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,890 Get up, Rock!
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,934 Get up, ya bum!
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,062 Get up, Randy! Fight! Fight for me!
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,981 Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,901 Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:38,154 Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,656 Hey, Bat Dad.
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:45,161 I didn't hear no bell.
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,913 Yeah!
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,166 Stop! Stop right now!
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,752 ♪ I'm the best around ♪
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,422 I'm warning you, sir.
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,174 ♪ The best around ♪
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,514 That's it! That's it! South Park is disqualified!
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:05,974 Yeah!
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,892 Aww!
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,061 South Park has been disqualified from the game.
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,354 Denver wins!
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,902 Aww!
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,779 We -- We lost?
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,616 What?! What?! I thought it was a free country!
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:24,659 Dad!
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,495 You're the greatest.
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,873 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,625 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,128 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,879 ♪ And nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,382 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,844 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,887 ♪ Down ♪
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,807 ♪ Fight to the end 'cause your life will depend ♪
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,809 ♪ On the strength that you have inside you ♪
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,020 ♪ Ah, got to be proud, standing out in the crowd ♪
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,105 ♪ When the odds in the game defy you ♪
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,190 ♪ You try your best to win them all ♪
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,359 ♪ And one day time will tell ♪
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,486 ♪ When you're the one that's standing there ♪
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,613 ♪ You'll reach the final bell ♪
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,740 ♪ You're the best ♪

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:37,830 This is it, Stan.
00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,041 If you strike this kid out, we all get to go home.
00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:43,419 Now batting for Conifer is little Allen Vargas.
00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,421 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter!
00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,214 No hit, no hit! Can't hit it, can't hit it!
00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:48,507 Can't hit it, can't hit it, can't hit it!
00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:49,884 Hit it out of the park, Allen!
00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:51,427 South Park sucks!
00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,095 Just look at those boys out there
00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,805 loving the great game of baseball
00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:57,183 like we did when we were kids.
00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:01,062 Oh, God. I'm so bored!
00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:02,813 [ Yawns ]
00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,899 ♪ I see a ladybug ♪
00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,692 ♪ Hello, lady, ladybug ♪
00:01:10,321 --> 00:01:11,072 Strike.
00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,239 That was no strike.
00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,699 What the hell is wrong with you, ump?
00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,493 Good call, ump. Good call.
00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:17,745 Come on, Allen! This pitcher throws like a girl!
00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,872 - What'd you say? - You heard me, asshole!
00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,832 You want me to kick your ass right here?
00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,000 Randy, sit down.
00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,126 You want a piece of me?
00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,420 'Cause I'm pretty sick of your goddamn mouth.
00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,424 What do you want to do, huh? What do you want to do?
00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,550 Randy, don't.
00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:32,927 You better shut up, asshole!
00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:34,762 I'm standin' right here. How do you want to handle it?
00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,430 I told you to shut up!
00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,726 [ Both grunting ]
00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,649 Oh, Jesus. Not again.
00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,068 Come on, Stan.
00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,320 Just strike this kid out so we can end the season.
00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,907 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,659 Strike three! You're out!
00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,786 Yes! It's over! It's over!
00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,247 That's it. South Park wins the game 4-0.
00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:02,832 We're done! No more baseball!
00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,917 No more boring baseball until next year!
00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,544 We can start having fun again!
00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:08,379 [All cheering ]
00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:09,922 Yeah! We did it! We did it!
00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,299 Yeah! We did it, boys! We did it!
00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,177 We're going to the finals! Whoo-hoo!
00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:18,389 What?
00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,767 We won. That means we've got the best record in the division.
00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:22,810 Congratulations, boys.
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,353 You're going on to the postseason.
00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,230 - Whoo-hoo! - Postseason?
00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,982 Nobody said anything about a postseason.
00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:30,484 There's more Little League baseball for South Park!
00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,569 Yeah!
00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:34,196 [Adults cheering ]
00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:36,740 No.
00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,534 No-o-o!
00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,035 [ Slurring ] This is for what?!
00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,662 Arresting me for what?
00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,831 I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?
00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,374 I thought this was America!
00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,084 Huh? Isn't this America?!
00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,378 I'm sorry. I thought this was America.
00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,050 I can't believe it.
00:02:55,176 --> 00:02:57,052 I can't believe we have to keep playing.
00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:58,929 Nobody told us if we won too many games
00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,639 we'd go on to the finals.
00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,808 Look, you guys, maybe it's not all that bad.
00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,894 Not all that bad? How can you say that?
00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,979 You hate this game more than any of us.
00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,147 I know, but listen.
00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,982 The finals are all sudden-death elimination.
00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,735 That means as soon as we lose one game, our season is over.
00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,779 Well, yeah, but...we usually win.
00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:17,740 All the other teams are worse than us.
00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:21,535 Yeah. Let's face it -- We're winners.
00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,288 - I know we can lose if we try. - You mean throw the game?
00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,457 You know how our parents are about this sport.
00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:29,084 Yeah, my dad always said, "It's okay to lose,
00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,795 but if you don't try, you're grounded, mister."
00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,589 - Yeah. - Uh-huh.
00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,674 Okay, so then we'll just tell the other team quietly
00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,093 that we're gonna let them win and then act like we're trying.
00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,762 Our parents will never know.
00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,388 We better hope they never know,
00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,265 or else there's going to be heck to pay.
00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,226 Heck, I tell ya!
00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:46,393 ALL: Cheers!
00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,853 Boy, that was great, wasn't it?
00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,813 Yeah. Our boys really stuck it to 'em.
00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:50,648 - Yeah! - Yeah!
00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,191 - All right! - Hey!
00:03:52,316 --> 00:03:53,234 ALL: Hey!
00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:55,527 - You're out. - How much was bail this time?
00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:57,196 Hundred bucks. No big whoop.
00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:59,907 Boy, you really beat the crap out of that Conifer dad.
00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,409 Somebody had to put that knucklehead in his place.
00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,120 Yeah. Well, you'd better watch yourself in the playoffs.
00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:06,330 W-What do you mean?
00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,873 I mean you always get into fights
00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:10,042 with scrappy redneck dads up here in the mountains,
00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,044 but some of those Division-II dads are tough.
00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:15,130 Yeah. Those dads get <i>really</i> drunk and obnoxious.
00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:18,425 I can fight anybody. I just need to train.
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:22,721 I just...need to get in the best shape of my life.
00:04:24,223 --> 00:04:26,976 MAN: The Beatles, from the White Album, with "Helter Skelter."
00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,644 - Okay -- - [ Click ]
00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,148 [ Sniffles ]
00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,261 [ Burps ]
00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,263 [ Farts ]
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:08,183 MAN: We want to welcome all South Park parents
00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,184 to Fort Collins
00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,186 and the Little League Division-I playoffs.
00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:13,939 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:16,400 [ Insects chirping ]
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:19,111 Uh, hey, guys, look. We don't want to win.
00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,321 So, uh, here's a list
00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:22,281 of all the pitches I'm gonna throw, in order.
00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,199 ALL: Ooh!
00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,951 I don't <i>think</i> so, South Park.
00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,870 Yeah. You think <i>we</i> want to win?
00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,621 Then we have to keep playing this boring game.
00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:30,789 - Yeah! - Uh-huh.
00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,875 You hate this game, too?
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,835 Yeah, and then we won the stupid regionals
00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,795 and had to do this lousy-ass tournament.
00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,881 We want to play video games.
00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,007 Oh, no!
00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,217 Look, we're gonna be the losers tonight, all right?
00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:43,302 I don't think so.
00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:45,262 There's no way you can lose to us.
00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,848 We're going do-o-wn. We're gonna get cre-e-amed!
00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,808 No. <i>We 're</i> gonna get creamed!
00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,310 We'll just see about that.
00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:52,978 - SOUTH PARK: Oh, yeah? - FORT COLLINS: Yeah!
00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:53,896 Oh, boy.
00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,023 They're really gettin' in each other's heads out there.
00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,858 Yeah! Let's go, South Park!
00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,152 These Fort Collins kids got nothin'!
00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,362 Whoo!
00:06:01,487 --> 00:06:04,490 Come on, Fort Collins! Let 'em have it! Yeah!
00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,575 Guess that's my guy.
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,286 I can take him. No problem.
00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,414 All right. Hit one out of the park.
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:16,085 And first up for Fort Collins is Morgan Pratt.
00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,170 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter!
00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,671 Hey, batter, batter, batter!
00:06:19,797 --> 00:06:21,548 Knock it out of the park, Morgan!
00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:22,883 Cream these turds!
00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,014 Strike!
00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:29,932 Yeah!
00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,058 - Yeah! - All right!
00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,643 - All right! - Damn it!
00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,353 Come on, kid. You got to at least swing at it.
00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,896 No way. I'm striking out.
00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,190 Dude, he's not gonna swing, so just throw balls.
00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,401 That way he'll have to walk to first base.
00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:44,238 Ball!
00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,322 All right!
00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,156 Morgan.
00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,741 What?
00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:48,992 You have to swing when it's a ball.
00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:50,411 Otherwise you're gonna walk to first base.
00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,371 Don't swing only if it's a strike.
00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,914 Well, how the Sam Hill am I supposed to know
00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,707 if he's gonna be throwing a strike or a ball?
00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,209 You just have to guess.
00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,211 Aw, Jesus.
00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,048 Ball. Ball.
00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:06,635 Strike two!
00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,511 No!
00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:09,721 That was no strike! That was a terrible pitch!
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,390 You need some goddamn Lasik surgery!
00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:14,059 Thataway, South Park! They ain't swingin' at nothin'!
00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,229 Come on, Fort Collins! This team can't pitch!
00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,939 ♪ Got to learn to take it ♪
00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,399 ♪ Try to believe ♪
00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:21,775 There you go, Morgan! Run, run, run!
00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,068 Aw, damn it.
00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,403 Why the hell did you swing at it?
00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,321 I thought he was gonna throw a ball that time!
00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,740 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:29,992 Strike three! You're out!
00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,201 All right!
00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:32,828 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,788 - Ball four! - What?
00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,248 - ♪ You're the best around ♪ - Walk to first. Whoo!
00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,583 Aw, God damn it.
00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,710 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:40,711 Safe!
00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:41,962 - ♪ Down ♪ - Crud.
00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,923 Fort Collins can't play!
00:07:45,048 --> 00:07:47,342 Why don't you shut your mouth before I kick your ass?!
00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:48,927 ♪ Ah, got to be proud, staring out in the cloud ♪
00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,512 Come on! Let's go! I'm right here.
00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:51,763 Randy.
00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,599 Sit down before you get hurt.
00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,392 ♪ And one day time will tell ♪
00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,643 Mother --
00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:57,811 [ Both grunting ]
00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,938 - ♪ You'll reach the final bell ♪ - God damn it.
00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,940 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,817 Strike three! You're out!
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,903 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:07,529 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,281 That's it. South Park wins the game.
00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,616 [ Cheering ]
00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,534 Aw, spit!
00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:13,827 [ Slurring ] Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,746 I thought I was -- I thought I was in America.
00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:16,830 I'm sorry.
00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,791 [ Music continues ]
00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:22,878 Strike three! You're out!
00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:23,879 Yeah!
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:24,922 [ Cheering ]
00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,590 God damn it, Brian! Swing!
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,635 [ Chanting ] Greeley sucks! Greeley sucks!
00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,595 Ball four!
00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,180 Aw, hamburgers.
00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,723 - ♪ You're the best around ♪ - [ Groaning ]
00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,975 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,311 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,437 Strike three!
00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,897 How the hell was that a strike?!
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,024 God damn it! He should be going to first!
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,485 [ Slurring ] Is this a communist country or something?!
00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,195 I thought this was America!
00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,655 [ Music continues ]
00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,156 ♪ Fight till you drop ♪
00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,950 ¡Strike tres!
00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:54,952 - ¡Bueno! - ¡Fantástico!
00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:57,746 ¡Vámonos, Pueblo! ¡Viva la Pueblo!
00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:01,917 ¡Pueblo no bueno! ¡Pueblo es muy mal!
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,211 Ball cuatro, por favor.
00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,338 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,340 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,508 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,968 [ Slurring ] This is America.
00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:12,511 I'm sorry. It was America.
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,513 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,557 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:09:16,682 --> 00:09:19,184 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,602 Can you believe it, boys?
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,146 We're playing in the state championship game!
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,482 [Adults cheering ]
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,484 We're so proud of you kids.
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,987 What happens if we win the state championship game?
00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,697 Well, then your whole season starts over,
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,490 but on the national circuit.
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,618 You get to spend your whole summer playing baseball!
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,161 - What?! - You can do it, kids!
00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:39,621 We know you can win state!
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:40,831 Then we'll spend the whole summer
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:44,334 going to Nebraska and Iowa and Wyoming.
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,920 Oh, no. No, no, no!
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,089 [ Insects chirping ]
00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,634 Dad. Dad, we need to talk.
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,094 Can you believe it, Stan?
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,722 - The state championship game. - [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:59,516 It's...the greatest thing ever.
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,687 [ Sighs ] God damn it.
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,440 I worked hard, believed in myself,
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:10,235 and now I'm gonna be fighting in the state championship game.
00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:14,072 This is gonna be the biggest fight of my life.
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,992 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,411 MAN: This is "News 4 at Noon."
00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,872 The Colorado Little League state championship
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,290 is being played this week.
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,792 Two teams of youngsters get to go head-to-head
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,462 at the Major League stadium downtown.
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,547 Tom, I'm standing here with the little sluggers
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:31,632 and some of their parents,
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,967 and I can't tell you how excited they are.
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,844 I don't suppose you guys want to win this game?
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,638 Win? Why the hell would we want to win?
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,474 Yeah. Then we'd have to play this boring game all summer.
00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:41,850 Little Stan Marsh is the pitcher
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,143 for the South Park Little League team.
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,853 Stan, how does it feel to be playing
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,730 for the state championship?
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:47,731 Gay.
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,691 Mr. Marsh, you must be very proud of your son.
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,652 They've worked really hard to get here, Chris.
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,737 You know, I don't like to really "trash-talk,"
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,406 but I don't think Denver has a chance.
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,659 Oh! Well, I'm sure some of the Denver kids' parents
00:10:58,784 --> 00:10:59,910 would disagree with you --
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,412 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,581 South Park is goin' down!
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,416 Feel it comin'!
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,460 You ain't got a chance, South Park!
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,629 [ Chanting ] Here we go, Denver, here we go!
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:11,630 Huh! Huh!
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,631 Who is that?
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,008 That's Tom Nelson, one of the Denver players' fathers.
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,927 He goes to every game in that ridiculous outfit
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,346 and usually drinks too much and gets into a fight.
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,473 There ain't no way some little mountain kids
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,683 can beat Denver!
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,768 Not with my son on second base!
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,521 Oh, looks like we got some parental trash-talking going on.
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:28,897 Mr. Marsh, any comment?
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,357 Well, I think that there's a, uh --
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,441 Mr. Marsh?!
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,819 Who wants to hear from a Mr. Marsh?!
00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:37,239 I am the ultimate Little League trash-talking father!
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,783 I am the Bat Dad!
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,702 All right, Mr. Nelson. Let's go. Come on.
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:45,414 Bat Dad knows no fear! Bat Dad knows no pain!
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,083 I want <i>you,</i> Marsh! I want <i>you!</i>
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,752 Well, tension is certainly high here,
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,463 but I guess everything will be decided on the playing field.
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,340 Oh, my...God.
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,384 Good luck. You're gonna need it.
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,387 Yeah. You can't lose to us. We're terrible.
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,182 Dude, what are we gonna do? We <i>can't</i> win this game.
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,642 Wait. I've got it, you guys.
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,186 At this point in a sports movie, the team always goes out
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,522 and finds a really sweet player to join their team.
00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,899 Like that motorcycle kid in "Bad News Bears."
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:13,984 Exactly right, Clyde.
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,945 So what we need is to find somebody to join our team
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,864 who totally sucks ass.
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:19,990 Hey, yeah.
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,742 We need to find the very worst kid athlete
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,327 in the whole world, somebody who can't possibly win.
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,454 But who?
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,205 I know who.
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:31,626 MAN: Announcing the arrival of flight 673 from New York City.
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,379 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,424 I'm ba-a-a-ck!
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,425 There he is.
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,218 Don't let him know we think he's a loser,
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,595 or else he won't play.
00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,847 Hello, cousin Kyle.
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,515 Oh, Jesus. That flight was terrible.
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,268 They served a chicken dish with hot sauce, and it gave me gas.
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,395 Dude, thanks for helping us out by joining our team.
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,731 Well, you said you needed my help to win the big game,
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:53,940 so here I am.
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,942 I'll need a wipe cloth if I'm gonna play, though.
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,028 Sometimes I sweat from holding the bat for so long,
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,947 and then the heat steams up my glasses.
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,783 - He's perfect. - Yeah.
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,202 With him on our team, we don't stand a chance.
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,124 [ Soft piano music plays ]
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,598 [ Gulls crying ]
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,275 [ Music continues ]
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,030 [ Latch clicks ]
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,713 I'm not gonna go.
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,048 What?
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,550 Stan's Little League game.
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,427 I'm -- I'm not gonna go.
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,971 Why?
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:11,059 I just...don't think I can, all right?
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,310 You don't think you can?
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,187 This is the biggest game of your son's life.
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:16,022 Why wouldn't you go and support him with --
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,108 Because I'm scared, all right?!
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,112 You want to break me down?! You want to hear me to say it?!
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:24,114 I'm scared!
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,616 I don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:30,412 I don't know if I can take this guy, Sharon.
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,872 So then don't.
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,416 You don't have to get in fights with other parents
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,667 at Little League games.
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,627 Just sit there and watch.
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,838 Look, I get what you're trying to do.
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,757 You're trying to get me to realize that I have to fight him
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:43,800 because it's who I am.
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,469 No, I'm telling you you don't have to get thrown out of games
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:48,305 and make an ass of yourself!
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,223 I've lost the edge.
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,725 I'm sorry, Sharon,
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,061 but you have to take Stan to his Little League game alone.
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,649 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,359 MAN: Welcome to the Colorado Little League
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,612 state championship game.
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,906 This must be pretty exciting for these youngsters --
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,158 a chance to go to the national circuit.
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,495 You know what these guys look like to me?
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:13,580 A bunch of winners.
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,707 Yeah. We're about to get our asses kicked.
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,084 I don't think so. You guys are way too good.
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,586 You're the best at this game.
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,670 <i>You're</i> the best.
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:21,671 You guys are so good
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,089 you'll probably go all the way to win the national title.
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,008 Not a chance, 'cause we're gonna lose to you right now!
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,718 Here we go, Denver!
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,054 These South Park kids got nothing on you!
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,889 Let's go, Denver!
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,682 Chris, will you sit down?
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,894 First up to bat for South Park, Kyle Schwartz.
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,354 [Applause ]
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,772 Where do I stand?
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,774 Right over here.
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,615 Don't throw the ball too fast,
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,493 because I may get startled, and I have asthma.
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,538 Strike one!
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,374 - Yeah! - All right!
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,125 Jesus! Not so close!
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,170 That was three feet away from hitting me in the head!
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,589 He's not gonna swing! Throw balls!
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:06,967 Oh, Jesus!
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,426 Strike two!
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,970 ALL: Yeah!
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:11,846 Wow! He <i>is</i> great at sucking.
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,099 We're gonna lose! We're gonna lose!
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,643 Don't throw it so hard or so close next time.
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,938 Is it cold out here? I think I need a jacket.
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,028 It's a bunt!
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,405 Run, kid, run!
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,532 Oh, Jesus!
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,369 Aw, crap!
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,913 [ Breathing heavily ]
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419 I can't -- I can't keep running like this.
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,087 I have corns in my feet.
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,755 Keep running, kid!
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,924 Throw the ball to third, you idiots!
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,551 He's running home!
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,303 Safe!
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,596 [ Cheering ]
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,266 [ Fireworks exploding ]
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,018 Oh, Jesus! Did you see that?
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,185 I hit a home run!
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,022 High five, everybody!
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,106 Oh, my God.
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,525 Their pitcher was able to hit him right on the bat.
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,943 Dude, we had it all wrong.
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,362 While we spent all our time trying to make our team suck,
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,407 these guys practiced and got really good at sucking.
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,911 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:19,789 No!
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,499 Yeah! Go, Token, go!
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,792 [ Organ playing ]
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:26,171 All right, Denver! You're up to bat now!
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,431 Out!
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,766 - Yay! - Yay!
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,143 Jesus Christ! They can bat themselves out!
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,979 [ Organ playing ]
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:47,233 Our whole summer, dude.
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,861 We have to play this boring game all summer long.
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,489 Son of a biscuit!
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,909 [ Organ plays fanfare ]
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,495 It's the bottom of the last inning here at Coors Field.
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,624 The score is South Park 23, Denver 0.
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,878 Strike one!
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,631 Come on, Denver! Get the lead out!
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,342 Do not cross the Bat Dad!
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,677 Geez, I really wish this guy would shut up.
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,430 Why don't you just go home, South Park?!
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,474 You can't beat Denver!
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,894 STAN'S DAD: Denver sucks ass.
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,855 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:32,487 Come on, South Park! These kids can't play!
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,783 In fact, these kids are terrible.
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,287 Strike two!
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,039 Oh, Jesus! We're gonna win!
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:47,001 I-I've never won a sport before. This is so exciting.
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:50,380 It's over, Denver. South Park whupped your ass.
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:54,259 You better shut your mouth before I shut it for you!
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,470 What do you want to do, huh?
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,472 Aah!
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,396 This can't get any worse.
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,523 [ Both grunting ]
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,195 Now for the finishing move!
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,490 You're about to be Bat-Dadded!
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:22,245 [ Grunts ]
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,746 It all comes down to this.
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,540 South Park is just one pitch away
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,834 from being state champions.
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,170 [ Grunting ]
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,214 Oh, geez. It looks like two parents are fighting.
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,257 They'd better be careful.
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,551 The Little League has a no-tolerance policy.
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,219 - [ Men grunting ] - Stop!
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,514 Stop or you're gonna get your teams disqualified!
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,766 Disqualified?
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,311 Fight! Keep fighting!
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,938 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,733 Break it up! Break it up!
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,319 [ Roars ]
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,907 [ Music continues ]
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:03,953 That's enough!
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:07,040 The next person that fights is getting his team disqualified.
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:09,667 He's done for anyway.
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,711 [ Heart beating ]
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,463 [ Echoing ] Come on, Dad. Get up.
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:14,881 Get up! You have to fight!
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,384 All right. Come on. Let's play ball.
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,763 [ Chanting ] Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,890 Get up, Rock!
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,934 Get up, ya bum!
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,062 Get up, Randy! Fight! Fight for me!
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,981 [ Chanting ] Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,901 Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:38,154 Randy! Randy! Randy!
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,656 Hey, Bat Dad.
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:45,161 I didn't hear no bell.
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,913 ALL: Yeah!
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,748 [ Grunting ]
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,166 Stop! Stop right now!
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,752 [ High-pitched ] ♪ I'm the best around ♪
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:55,004 [ Humming ]
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,422 I'm warning you, sir.
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:58,174 ♪ The best around ♪
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,425 [ Grunts ]
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,514 That's it! That's it! South Park is disqualified!
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:05,974 ALL: Yeah!
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,892 ALL: Aww!
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,061 South Park has been disqualified from the game.
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,354 Denver wins!
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,023 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,025 [ Boys cheering ]
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,902 ALL: Aww!
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,779 We -- We lost?
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,616 What?! What?! I thought it was a free country!
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:24,659 STAN: Dad!
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,495 You're the greatest.
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,873 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,625 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,128 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,879 ♪ And nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,382 ♪ You're the best around ♪
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:42,844 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,887 ♪ Down ♪
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,807 ♪ Fight to the end 'cause your life will depend ♪
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,809 ♪ On the strength that you have inside you ♪
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,020 ♪ Ah, got to be proud, standing out in the crowd ♪
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,105 ♪ When the odds in the game defy you ♪
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,190 ♪ You try your best to win them all ♪
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,359 ♪ And one day time will tell ♪
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,486 ♪ When you're the one that's standing there ♪
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,613 ♪ You'll reach the final bell ♪
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,740 ♪ You're the best ♪

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