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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Children -- Children, we have

a very special announcement.

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Your classmate Token

has just returned

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from winning the Colorado

Child Star Contest

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with his incredible singing.

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Well, let's give him a hand!

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Token sings?

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Of course he sings.

He's black.

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Token is going to sing

in front of a huge audience

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at the Miss Colorado pageant

in Denver!

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And for doing it,

he's gonna be paid $200!

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Whoa!

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$200?

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Now, of course, as a woman,

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I'm a bit against

those chauvinistic pageants,

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but I hope that you children

take a moment today

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to congratulate Token

for being so special.

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Wow, $200.

Can you imagine?

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How come we never get

opportunities like that?

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You want to know what it is,

guys?

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We're not talented?

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That's right.

We're not talented.

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See, we're not

the artistic side.

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We're the thinking side.

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Yeah.

We're too smart to be talented.

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Wait. You guys.

I just had an amazing idea.

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Token is going right to the top,

right?

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- He's gonna be a huge star.

- Probably.

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So why shouldn't we get

some of that money?

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We can be Token's agents.

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That way we get 10%

of whatever he makes.

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Hey, yeah.

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We deserve that money

just as much as he does.

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We just need a really kick-ass

office and some nice suits.

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A-And a fountain in our lobby.

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All top agencies have fountains

in their lobbies.

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We got to make Token

think he needs us,

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when actually

he doesn't need us at all.

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- He's looking at the sign!

- Perfect.

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You guys get back to the office.

I'll bring Token there.

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All right.

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Wait, wait. You guys.

This is very important.

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When I bring Token

back the office,

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have Kenny hide in another room

and call the phone on my desk.

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Why?

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I'll answer it

and pretend I'm talking

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to somebody super famous

and important.

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When Token sees that,

maybe he'll think we're legit.

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- That's genius.

- Okay. Go! Go! Here he comes.

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Yeah, well, then tell him

we're just not interested.

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Oh, hey, Token!

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Buddy, my man!

What is up?

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Nothin'.

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I heard you're doing some thing

down in Denver tomorrow night.

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Yeah.

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I don't know

if I ever told you this before,

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but I'm actually an agent

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over at the Super Awesome

Talent Agency.

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You may have seen

our ads around town.

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Anyway, why don't you come

down to the office, Token?

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Maybe I can convince the company

to represent you.

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I'm supposed to be home

by 3:30.

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This will only take a second.

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Welcome to our offices, Token.

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As you can see, we are

quite a successful company.

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Did you notice the fountain?

Pretty nice, hmm?

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Come right over this way,

Token.

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Guys, you remember Token.

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He's thinking about becoming

a client.

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Oh, Token. Right. Yeah.

You're making a smart move, man.

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Now, Token, I know what

you're saying to yourself.

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You're saying,

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"Hey, why do I need an agency?

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Why should I give them 10%?"

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Right?

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Yeah.

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Token, the truth is

that without representation,

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you're in danger

of being taken advantage of.

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Excuse me just a second, Token.

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Super Awesome Talent Agency.

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Oh, yes!

Hello!

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How are you, Abraham Lincoln?

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Yeah, yeah.

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No, I'm happy you called,

Abraham Lincoln.

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I'm just sort of in the middle

of something right now.

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Can I talk to you?

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Uh, I'll call you back, Abe.

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What the hell are you doing?!

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I'm making it look like

important people call us.

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Abraham Lincoln has been dead

for 200 years.

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Well, Token doesn't know that.

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- Yes, he does!

- How?!

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Token actually pays attention

in school, unlike you, fat-ass!

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Jew!

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You guys, we're gonna lose

our client.

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Yes, yes. I think

that's a good idea, guys.

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Let's give Michael Jordan a call

about that.

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Uh, now, where were we?

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We were at why

I should give you 10%.

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Look, Token,

here's the bottom line.

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You're gonna start having

a lot of offers coming at you

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from all directions.

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A media storm

is about to hit you.

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And you can't handle it

on your own. Nobody can.

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Eminem, Justin Timberlake,

Hootie -- They all have agents.

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You need somebody to manage

it all for you.

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This thing in Denver

is just the crust, Token.

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With our support,

you can have the whole pie.

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Well, I guess that makes sense.

All right.

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Uh, if we could just get you

to sign right here?

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Welcome to the team, Token.

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Oh, Kenny,

Token just signed with us.

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Mrph rm!

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From now on we are

an entertainment team, Token.

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You just do all the singing,

all the performing,

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and all the entertaining

and leave the rest to us.

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And there are your finalists,

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the 16 most beautiful women

in Colorado.

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Here to sing

for our 16 lucky finalists,

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the winner of the Colorado

Child Star Contest --

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Token Black.

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♪ You'll never find ♪

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♪ As long as you live ♪

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♪ Someone who loves you ♪

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♪ Tender like I do ♪

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- ♪ You'll never find ♪

- Wow. He's really great.

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We should get him to sing

at Tommy's bar mitzvah.

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Oh, you're interested

in hiring our client?

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We represent Token.

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Give us a call.

We'll work out a deal.

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♪ Oh, I'm not bragging

on myself, baby ♪

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♪ But I'm the one who loves you,

and there's no one else ♪

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♪ No-o-o-o-o-o ♪

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♪ One else ♪

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Just between us girls,

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nothing gets my vag wetter

than a black man singing.

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Mr. Garrison!

For the love of God.

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♪ You're gonna miss,

you're gonna miss my love ♪

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- You were awesome, Token!

- We knew you could do it!

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$200, Token.

That's great!

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And 10% of $200 is...

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$20.

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Here you go.

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- Mrph rm!

- Sweet!

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This is just the beginning.

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I bet we start to see

all kinds of offers

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coming in for Token now.

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Hey, there, my man.

That was a great performance.

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Thanks.

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Don Hizeman, Creative Arts

Agency in Los Angeles.

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I think you've got

real promise.

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How would you like to sign

with C.A.A.?

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Are you serious?

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Uh, excuse me. Token

already has representation.

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You may have heard of

Super Awesome Talent Agency.

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Mm, no.

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Uh, look, Token,

there's some shows in L.A.

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we want to book you on

right away.

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If you come out to my limo,

we can talk everything through.

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Oh, my God.

Okay!

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Token, you signed with us!

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Oh, come on, guys.

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You have to see what a huge

opportunity this is for me.

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They're not so great!

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They probably don't have

a fountain in their lobby.

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Actually, our fountain

is two stories tall.

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Ooh.

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Come on, Token!

We have a lot to talk about.

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Mister, you can't

do this to us.

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Sorry, kids.

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Nature of the business,

you know?

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Do you like steak, Token?

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I know a great place

a few blocks from here.

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God damn it!

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So unfair.

It's so unfair.

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All that time and effort

we spent helping Token,

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and this is the thanks we get?

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This just goes to show that

hard work doesn't pay off.

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I'm gonna be a homeless

drug addict from now on!

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Uh, hello.

Is this the talent agency?

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Huh?

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I see sign on the street

for a talent agency.

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I need a representation.

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Hey, wowee.

Nice fountain.

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You're looking

for a talent agent?

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No, not me.

My wife.

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This is Wing.

She just come over from China.

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She over here illegally.

The Chinese Mafia help me out.

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And what does she do?

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Oh, she sing.

She very popular in China.

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Here. You just sit and listen,

you'll be very impressed.

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♪ You can dance ♪

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♪ You can jive ♪

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♪ Having the time of your life ♪

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♪ Ooh, see that girl ♪

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♪ Watch that scene ♪

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♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪

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Well?

What you think?

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We're sorry, dude, but getting

her career off the ground

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would take too much work for us.

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Aw.

That too bad.

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She just got accepted to be on

"American Idol" in Los Angeles,

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but I can't take her 'cause

I have to mind the restaurant.

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You've...already done

all the work?

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Yeah.

They say they pay $1,000.

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Sir, we would love

to sign your wife.

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- Yeah!

- Really?

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We'll go to L.A. with your wife.

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All she has to do is go on

the show, do all the performing,

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make all the money,

and leave the rest to us.

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♪ Feel the beat ♪

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♪ From the tambourine ♪

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Chitty Wok.

Take your order, please.

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Hi. Mr. Lu Kim?

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Uh, hi.

It's Wing's agents.

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Everything's fine, yeah.

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We're supposed to arrive

in Los Angeles

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in about four hours.

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Listen, does your wife

ever eat or anything?

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Oh, don't worry about her.

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She a very delicate

little flower.

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She -- She don't need to eat

much.

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All right. We'll call you

after she goes on TV.

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Okay, bye. Oh, wait.

Can I talk to my wife, please?

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Oh, sure.

Here she is.

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Okay.

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Finally, everything working out

for me and my family.

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Welcome to Chitty Wok.

Take your order, please.

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Oh, crap.

Chinese Mafia.

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Aaah!

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Aah! Aah!

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Mr. Lu Kim,

it appears we have a problem.

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Oh, a problem?

Really?

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We smuggled your wife

into United States for you.

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You were to pay us $10,000

for that service,

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yet we have yet to be paid.

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We -- We working on it.

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She -- She got talent agent.

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She's about to make

a whole lot of money!

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It's too late for that, Mr. Kim.

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Your wife is now our property.

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We taking her to Los Angeles,

where she will work

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in massage parlor

until she works off the debt.

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No.

She -- She not here.

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Please, just give

a little more time.

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Where is she?

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She -- She in Alabama.

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You're lying.

Turn him around.

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Yeah?

Wha-- Aah!

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You don't want to tell us

where she is?

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All right.

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No!

My chitty chicken!

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No!

The chitty beef!

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No! No! Wait! Please!

Stop!

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Please, not the chitty shrimp.

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Tell us where to find her,

Lu Kim.

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You have no choice.

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She -- She go Los Angeles

with her agents.

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She gonna be American Idol.

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There it is.

""American Idol' contestants."

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Jesus.

We made it just in time.

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Excuse us.

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Hey, kid, what do you

think you're doing?

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Our client has an audition

on this show.

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Yeah.

So do we.

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Oh, Christ!

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Dude, how long is the wait?

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It's been about 17 days for me.

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Oh, no. No, no, no.

Come on.

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Excuse me, ma'am.

00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,916

Wait in line

with everyone else.

00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,209

No.

I don't think you understand.

00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,212

We're here with Wing.

That's right. The Wing.

00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,507

Ma'am, we are a very important

talent agency.

00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,884

If your producers knew you were

forcing people of our stature

00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,220

to the back of the line --

00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,305

Oh, excuse me, everyone.

That's my cellphone.

00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,224

Hello?

00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,269

Oh, yes!

Hi...Colonel Sanders.

00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,563

Yes, I'm doing great,

but someone at "American Idol"

00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,897

doesn't know who Wing is.

00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:11,940

Aw, just forget it!

00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,233

You're right, Colonel Sanders.

00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,318

You shouldn't give her

any more chicken!

00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,028

God damn it!

God damn it!

00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,072

We can't wait in line. We have

to be in school on Monday.

00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,365

Stupid assholes!

00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,075

What do you mean

your client isn't coming?

00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,869

We're taping the show tomorrow!

00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,037

Where am I gonna find

another contestant?

00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,039

Fine!

Go screw yourself!

00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,666

Uh, excuse me, sir.

00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,043

Did I hear you say you needed

somebody for your show?

00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,920

We have somebody who's ready

to go on TV right away.

00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:34,838

Really?

00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,965

Is there a cash prize involved

in your show as well?

00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,800

Well, yeah.

Winner gets $1,000.

00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,302

All right!

Our client will do it!

00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,304

Great!

You kids just saved my ass.

00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,722

See you over at stage six.

00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,640

Hey, is your show as good

as "American Idol"?

00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,102

No. This is better.

It's called "The Contender."

00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,188

What's "The Contender"?

00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,774

Tonight -- two people

will compete for glory.

00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,609

One will stay, one will go home,

00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,778

in the new hit show

by Sylvester Stallone...

00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,862

Hey, yo.

00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,197

..."The Contender."

00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:03,241

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to "The Contender."

00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,869

Fighting out of the red corner,

wearing blue-and-white trunks --

00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,872

"The Destructor"

from Del Fuego, Méjico --

00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,418

Manuello Fer-r-r-nando!

00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,341

Let's go!

Let's see a good fight!

00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,009

And fighting

out of the blue corner,

00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,179

wearing a gorgeous

floral-patterned silk dress --

00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,263

Wing!

00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,183

- Come on, Wing!

- Let's do it, Wing!

00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,309

- Let's go, Wing!

- Mrph rm!

00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,524

♪ There was something

in the air that night ♪

00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:40,278

♪ The stars were bright,

Fernando ♪

00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,571

Come on!

Hit her!

00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,990

♪ They were shining there

for you and me ♪

00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,325

Oh!

00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,910

♪ For liberty ♪

00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,161

Oh, my God, dude!

00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,121

She's got a hell of a chin.

I'll give her that.

00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,000

Aww!

00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,126

Lame.

00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:58,797

Anyone?

00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,508

Help four boys and a Chinese

woman get back to Colorado.

00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,635

Your gift of hope

is a great deduction.

00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,178

Hey, kid.

00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,850

Mr. Stallone says he's sorry

00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,685

it couldn't go better

for you back there.

00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,019

Oh. Thanks.

00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,189

Yo, kid.

00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,608

Mr. Stallone thinks your singer

has a lot of talent.

00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,611

He really likes her voice.

00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,866

You know, the way

she vocalizes the melody...

00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,410

...brings tears to his eyes.

00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,452

Thanks, Mr. Stallone.

00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,079

We're just sorry

she wasn't a better boxer.

00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,752

Uh, Mr. Stallone wants Wing

to sing at his son's wedding.

00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,504

You do?

00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,300

He'll pay her $4,000.

00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,968

$4,000?

00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,763

Be at this address tomorrow,

2:00 p.m. sharp.

00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,557

And don't be late.

00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,558

We won't.

00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,022

- Aah!

- Aah!

00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,150

- You guys! You guys!

- What?

00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,569

Sylvester Stallone wants Wing

to sing at his son's wedding!

00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,279

He's gonna pay her $4,000!

00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,780

- Mrph?

- Get out!

00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,033

That's $400 for us.

We did it!

00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,659

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,077

♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪

00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,579

- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪

- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪

00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,997

♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪

00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,373

- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪

- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪

00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,583

Whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait.

00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,126

Where's Wing?

00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,963

What do you mean?

We thought she was with you.

00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,049

No, she was with you.

00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,675

Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,428

If that big C.A.A. talent agency

finds out she has work,

00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,597

they're gonna try to steal her

away from us again.

00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,682

Wing? Wing?

00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,142

- Wing! Wing!

- Wing! Here, Wing.

00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,143

Mrph!

00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,230

You thought you could run

from us, did you?

00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,733

Oh, no!

00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,195

Hey!

That's our client!

00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,866

They did it to us again!

00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,410

That dirty talent agency stole

our client again!

00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,496

Not this time.

They dropped their card.

00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,873

Now we know where

C.A.A. talent agency is.

00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:01,503

And we're gonna march in there

and get our client back.

00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,268

You see, Mrs. Kim,

when you made a deal with us,

00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,020

you signed your life away.

00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,607

Yes, we help Chinese citizens

sneak into the U.S.,

00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,276

but when they get here,

they become our slaves.

00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,987

It's an age-old business,

00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,865

and nobody has the guts

to stop us.

00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,289

2490. All right.

This is the place.

00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,958

Damn.

C.A.A. is pretty impressive.

00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,209

Of course it's impressive!

00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,086

They steal

everyone else's clients!

00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,051

Yeah. Whatever.

You can suck our balls.

00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,638

Hello?

00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,765

We want to talk to somebody

right now!

00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,976

Oh, my God, you guys.

Look.

00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,022

They do have

an amazing fountain.

00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,026

You assholes stole our client!

00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,861

How about some

goddamn business ethics?

00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:08,862

You tell 'em, Kyle.

00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,072

You think you own the business,

but you don't.

00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,033

Give us back Wing right now!

00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,995

- Aah!

- Mrph!

00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,623

Jesus! They really want Wing

as their client!

00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,376

What the hell is that?

Go, go!

00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,504

Dude, maybe we should give up!

00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,630

No.

Screw that, dude.

00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,549

If we keep letting C.A.A.

take all our clients,

00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,259

we're never gonna make it

as talent agents!

00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,219

Yeah, if these talent agents

want to play rough,

00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,304

we can play rough, too.

00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,263

Cartman!

00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,935

You want to play rough?!

Okay!

00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,437

Take this!

00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,980

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,609

We got to split up

and find Wing!

00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,778

You and Kenny go that way!

00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,279

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,865

Wing?

00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,413

Whoa-oh-oh!

00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,544

Stupid talent agents!

00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,381

Oh!

00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,264

Oh!

00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,892

All right, Kenny.

Let's go.

00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,852

Kenny?

00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,853

Kenny!

00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,650

Don't worry, Kenny.

You didn't die for nothing.

00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,860

We're gonna get Wing back

as our client and --

00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,028

and make a ton of money!

00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,738

I swear it to you!

00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,199

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,746

They killed Kenny!

00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,581

You bastards!

00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,500

Enough!

00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,293

I have a lot of respect

for you boys,

00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,753

fighting your way in here.

00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,589

But you come any closer

and I'll blow her brains out.

00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,799

Don't give us that crap.

00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,634

She's no good to you dead,

and you know it.

00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,760

Yeah.

You wouldn't kill her.

00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,262

'Cause then she can't

pay you money.

00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,681

We know because we're in

the same business you are.

00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,724

This woman has a contract

with us.

00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,809

We own her.

00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,102

She had a contract with us

first.

00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,103

We own her.

00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,479

Her life belongs to us!

00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,814

Her life belongs to us!

00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,399

Guys, guys, guys!

00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,401

Don't you see what we're doing?

00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,735

Jesus.

00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,362

We're not talking

about an object here.

00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,489

We're -- We're talking

about a person.

00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,159

I mean,

look at what we've all become.

00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,452

All this violence and anger,

and for what?

00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,371

For control over somebody's life

00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,707

who we're all just trying to

leech off of.

00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,792

Yeah.

00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,878

Wing doesn't belong to us

or to you.

00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,462

We're all just caught up

in a business

00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,965

that treats people

like commodities.

00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,054

Perhaps...you're right.

00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,556

We've spent all this time

00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,017

mooching off the hopes

and dreams of others,

00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,144

forgetting that

they are human beings.

00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,063

Yeah. It's not

a very satisfying feeling.

00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400

I am tired of this business.

00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,486

It is a very dirty

and perverse business.

00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,905

It's a lousy business.

I quit.

00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,906

Me too.

00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,657

Aw -- Aw, guys.

Come on.

00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,159

We quit, too.

00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,661

It's time for us to find

another way to make money.

00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,788

From now on,

all contracts we have on people

00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,415

are null and void.

00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,209

- All right!

- All right!

00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,510

Mr. Stallone thanks all of you

for coming to his son's wedding.

00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,973

And now as a special treat...

00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,227

it is his pleasure to give you

the music of Wing!

00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,607

♪ Sing ♪

00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,277

♪ Sing a song ♪

00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,197

♪ Make it simple ♪

00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,324

Boys, thank you so much

for everything.

00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,742

You really help us out.

00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,452

Yes.

You were right, kids.

00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,204

Her voice is so beautiful.

00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,538

To think we would have made it

00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,249

so nobody would ever

hear her sing.

00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,042

I think we all learned it's best

to leave talent

00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,794

to the talented people.

00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,712

Can I clear some of your plates,

folks?

00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,630

Token?

00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,881

Oh.

Hey, guys.

00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,174

W-What are you doing here?

00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,802

- Token, you're waiting tables?

- Yeah.

00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,178

Well, it turns out an agency

00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,763

really doesn't do anything

for you.

00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,348

I'm trying to work my way

back home.

00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183

Oh, man.

That's too bad, Token.

00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,601

Hey, could you bring us

some more bread?

00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,228

Oh, and some more olive oil.

Chop-chop.

00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:14,899

♪ To last your whole life long ♪

00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,068

My God.

Her voice is so beautiful.

00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,487

Yes. She's a very

delicate little flower.

00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,701

♪ Sing ♪

00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:29,956

♪ Sing a song ♪

00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,461

♪ La la-la la-la la

la la-la la-la ♪

00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,923

♪ La-la la la la-la-laaa ♪

00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,009

♪ Sing ♪

00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,512

♪ Sing a song ♪

00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,640

♪ Sing out loud ♪

00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:52,020

♪ Sing out strong ♪

00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:58,443

♪ Sing of good things, not bad ♪

00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:03,865

♪ Sing of the happy, not sad ♪

00:00:36,474 --> 00:00:37,424

Дети, дети

00:00:37,854 --> 00:00:39,634

для вас срочное объявление:

00:00:39,654 --> 00:00:41,424

ваш одноклассник Токен

00:00:41,854 --> 00:00:47,644

вернулся победителем с конкурса

талантов штата Колорадо, где

покорил всех своим поразительным

пением

00:00:47,934 --> 00:00:49,474

Поаплодируем ему

00:00:50,924 --> 00:00:53,424

-Токен поет?

-Конечно поет, он же черный!

00:00:53,774 --> 00:00:58,604

Токен будет выступать перед

огромной аудиторией на конкурсе

Мисс Колорадо в Денвере

00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:02,054

И за это ему заплатят

двести долларов

00:01:02,254 --> 00:01:03,464

Уааау!

00:01:03,734 --> 00:01:05,244

Двести баксов?!

00:01:05,434 --> 00:01:08,514

Конечно, как женщина я против

этих шовинистских шоу

00:01:09,094 --> 00:01:14,874

но все же надеюсь, что вы уделите

минутку времени Токену и

поздравите его за то, что он такой особенный

00:01:18,714 --> 00:01:21,444

Двести баксов. Можешь себе представить?

00:01:21,844 --> 00:01:23,584

Почему с нами такого не случается?

00:01:23,904 --> 00:01:24,994

Хотите знать почему?

00:01:25,034 --> 00:01:26,314

Потому что мы не талантливы?

00:01:26,384 --> 00:01:27,864

Точняк. Потому что мы не талантливы.

00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:31,464

Мы не артисты, мы - мыслители!

00:01:32,024 --> 00:01:33,684

Да! Мы слишком умны,

чтобы быть талантливыми

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Ух ты, пацаны, у меня замечательная идея

00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:38,164

Токен теперь знаменит. Так?

00:01:38,244 --> 00:01:39,934

- Он станет супер звездой. Так?

- Возможно..

00:01:40,204 --> 00:01:43,224

Мы можем на этом заработать.

Будем его агентами!

00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,254

Будем снимать с него десять процентов

от всех зароботков

00:01:45,534 --> 00:01:48,114

Да, мы заслуживаем этих денег

не меньше него

00:01:48,224 --> 00:01:50,424

Все что нам нужно - это офигенный офис

и пара костюмов

00:01:50,464 --> 00:01:53,914

И фонтан на входе! У всех крутых агенств

на входе есть фонтан

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Надо заставить Токена думать, что

нужны ему, хотя это абсолютно не так

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- Он читает объявление

- Замечательно

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Вы идите в офис, а я приведу туда Токена

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Отлично

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Эй, парни, это очень важно

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Когда я приведу его в офис

пусть Кенни спрячется в другой

комнате и позвонит мне

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- Зачем?

- Чтобы я смог притвориться

что говорю с кем-то очень известным

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когда Токен это увидит

он подумает, что мы крутые

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- Гениально!

- Идите, идите. Вот он!

когда Токен это увидит

он подумает, что мы крутые

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- Гениально!

- Идите, идите. Вот он!

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Да? Тогда скажи ему, что мы не заинтересованы

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О, здорово, Токен. Ну че,

корешок, как житуха?

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- Да нормально..

- Слышал ты тут на днях

зажигаешь в Денвере?

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Ага

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Может я тебе не говорил,

но я агент Супер-Пупер Агенства Талантов

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Ты скорее всего видел рекламу по городу

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В любом случае, почему бы тебе не зайти

к нам в офис. Возможно мы смогли бы

стать твоими представителями

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Я должен быть дома в 15:30

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Это займет пару секунд

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Добро пожаловать в офис, Токен

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Как видишь - мы довольно успешная компания

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Ты заметил фонтан? Довольно милый, правда

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Проходи сюда, Токен

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Ребята, это Токен. Он собирается стать нашим клиентом

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А, Токен. Это умное решение

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Эй, Токен, я знаю что ты думаешь

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Ты думаешь: Эй нафига мне агенство?

Нафига мне отдавать десять процентов?

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- Правильно?

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- Ага

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Токен, правда в том, что не имея представителей

ты находишься под угрозой быть обманутым

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Извини меня, Токен, на пару секунд

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Супер-Пупер агенство талантов

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А, здорово, как поживаешь Авраам Линкольн?

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Рад, что ты позвонил, Авраам Линкольн.

Я сейчас немного занят

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Можно тебя?!

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И тебе перезвоню, Эйб

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Ты че творишь??

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Делаю вид, чтоговорю со знаменитостью

Ты че творишь??

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Делаю вид, чтоговорю со знаменитостью

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Авраам Линкольн умер больше двухсот лет назад!

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- Но Токен ведь не знает об этом

- Нет, он знает!

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Откуда?

- Но Токен ведь не знает об этом

- Нет, он знает!

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Откуда?

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Токен в школе учится, в отличии от

тебя, жирный осел!

Откуда?

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Токен в школе учится, в отличии от

тебя, жирный осел!

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-Жидяра!

- Парни, мы теряем клиента!

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Да, парни, отличная идея.

Надо позвонить Майклу Джордану по этому поводу

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На чем мы остановились?

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Почему я должен отдавать вам десять процентов

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Токен, вот основная причина

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Скоро тебе будут приходить предложения со всего света

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Поток информации ударит по тебе и ты

не сможешь с ним справиться. Ни кто не сможет

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Эминем, Джастин Тимберлейк, Худи.

У всех есть агенты

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Тебе необходим менеджер

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Это выступление в Денвере лишь

маленький кусочек, а с нашей помощью

ты получишь весь пирог целиком

Тебе необходим менеджер

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Это выступление в Денвере лишь

маленький кусочек, а с нашей помощью

ты получишь весь пирог целиком

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Ну, кажется я решился. Я согласен

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Можно тебя попросить подписать вот тут

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Добро пожаловать в команду, Токен

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Кенни, Токен только что подписал контракт

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Теперь мы в одной команде, Токен

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Ты просто зажигаешь, поешь, выступаешь,

а остальное предоставь нам

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И вот наши финалистки. Шестнадцать самых красивых

девушек Колорадо

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И сейчас для них споет победитель

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конкурса талантов штата Колорадо

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Токен Блэк

конкурса талантов штата Колорадо

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Токен Блэк

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Он здорово поёт!

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Надо пригласить его выступить у Томми

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Вы заинтерисовались нашим клиентом?

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Мы представители Токена. Позвоните - обо всем договоримся

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Между нами девочками

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Ничто не делает мою вагину мокрее чем пение чернокожего

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Ради бога, мистер Гаррисон

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Ты супер, Токен

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- Мы знали, что ты справишься

- 200 баксов, Токен, зашибись

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И десять процентов от двухсот это...

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...двадцать баксов

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Держите

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Шикарно!

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Это только начало. Уверен - теперь к нам

в офис будет приходить куча предложений для Токена

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Эй, паренек, ты отлично выступил

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Спасибо

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Дон Хэйсманд из творческого агенства в Лос-Анжелесе

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Дамаю ты далеко пойдешь. Не хочешь подписать контракт?

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Че, серьезно?

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Извините, но у Токена уже есть агент

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Может вы слышали о Супер-Пупер агенстве талантов?

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Нет

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Послушай, Токен, есть шоу, в которых ты мог бы принять участие

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Если ты проидешь со мной в лимузин - мы сможем все обсудить

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Боже мой, согласен

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Токен, у тебя контракт с нами!

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Да ладно вам, ребята. Поймите - это такая возможность для меня

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Да не такие уж они и крутые.

У них наверное даже фонтана нет

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Вообще-то наш фонтан размером в два этажа

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Пойдем, Токен. Нам нужно многое обсудить.

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Мистер, вы не можете так с нами поступить!

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Извините, ребятки, это бизнесс

Мистер, вы не можете так с нами поступить!

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Извините, ребятки, это бизнесс

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Токен, ты любишь стейк? Знаю я тут одно местечко..

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Черт побери!

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Так нечестно, так нечестно

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Мы столько времени помогали Токену,

и вот как он нам отплатил!

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Это показывает, что тяжкий труд ни к чему неприводит.

Теперь я стану бездомным наркоманом

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Эй, это агенство талантов?

Это показывает, что тяжкий труд ни к чему неприводит.

Теперь я стану бездомным наркоманом

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Эй, это агенство талантов?

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Я увидел объявление на улице.

Мне нужен представитель

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Ух ты, какой милый фонтан

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Вам нужен агент?

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Не мне, моей жене

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Это Винг. Она только что из Китая

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Она прибыла нелегально. Китайская мафия нам помогла

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И что она умеет?

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Она поет. Она очень популярна в Китае

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Когда вы ее услышите, вы будете очень удивлены

Она поет. Она очень популярна в Китае

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Когда вы ее услышите, вы будете очень удивлены

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Ну, что вы думаете?

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Извини, но раскрутить её с нуля... для нас это слишком большая работа

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Как жаль.. её пригласили на шоу Американский Идол в Лос-Анжелесе

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но я не могу отвезти её, я занят со своим рестораном

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Вы уже сделали всю работу?

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Да. Они сказали что заплатят тысячу долларов

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Сэр, мы с радостью поможем вашей жене.

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-Да!

- Правда?

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Мы поедем с вашей женой

-Да!

- Правда?

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Мы поедем с вашей женой

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Все, что ей нужно делать -

пойти на шоу, выступить, заработать деньги...

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а остальное предоставьте нам

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Говнючий Котелок, делайте заказ

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Привет, мистер Лю Ким?

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Это агенты Винг

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Все в порядке. Мы прибудем в Лос-Анжелес примерно через 4 часа

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Слушайте, а ваша жена вообще ест?

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Не беспокойтесь о ней. Она маленький нежный цветок

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Она много не ест

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Хорошо. Мы позвоним, как прибудем на телевидение

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Ладно. Постой можно с ней поговорить?

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Да, конечно, вот она

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Наконец-то у моей семьи все впорядке

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Добро пожаловать в Говнючий Котелок. Делайте заказ

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Вот дерьмо. Китайская мафия

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Мистер Лю Ким, похоже у нас возникла проблема.

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Проблема? В самом деле?

00:10:18,231 --> 00:10:20,861

Для вас мы перевезли вашу жену в США

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За эту услугу вы должны нам десять тысяч долларов

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Вы все еще должны

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Мы работаем над этим

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У нее есть агенты, скоро она достанет деньги

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Слишком поздно, мистер Ким

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Ваша жена теперь - наша собственность

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Мы отвезем ее в Лос-Анжелес, где она будет работать массажисткой

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до тех пор пока не умрет

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Нет, её здесь нет

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Прошу, дайте нам больше времени

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Где она?

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Она, она в Алабаме

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Ты лжешь. Поверните его!

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Не хочешь говорить где она? Хорошо

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О! Мой говнючий-цыпленок!

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О, говнючая говядина!

00:11:04,281 --> 00:11:05,421

Нет, нет остановитесь!

00:11:05,961 --> 00:11:07,701

Прошу, только не говнючие креветки!

00:11:08,131 --> 00:11:10,961

Скажи нам, как её найти. У тебя нет выбора, Лю Ким

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Она отправилась в Лос-Анжелес с агентами.

00:11:14,531 --> 00:11:16,171

Она будет американским идолом

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Это здесь! Участники Американского Идола

00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:27,851

Господи, мы как раз вовремя

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Извините

00:11:29,401 --> 00:11:31,021

Парень, ты че себе позволяешь?

00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:32,871

У нашего клиента прослушивание на шоу

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Ага. У нас тоже!

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Боже мой!

00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,581

Чел, сколько нам ждать?

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Ну, я прождал семнадцать дней

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Нет, так не пойдет, пойдемте

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Извините, мэм

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Ждите в очереди, как все

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Нет, вы не поняли, мы здесь с Винг. Да, именно В И Н Г

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Мэм, мы очень важное агенство талантов

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Если ваши продюссеры узнают, что вы заставляете таких людей стоять в очереди...

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Прошу прощения, это мой сотовый

00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:04,011

Алло

00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:06,461

Аа, привет, полковник Сандерс

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Да, все отлично. Представляете, в Американском Идоле не знают кто такая Винг

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Ладно, забудь

Да, все отлично. Представляете, в Американском Идоле не знают кто такая Винг

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Ладно, забудь

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Вы правы, полковник, больше не давайте ей курицу

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Черт возьми, черт возьми!

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У нас нет времени стоять в очереди - нам в понедельник в школу!

Черт возьми, черт возьми!

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У нас нет времени стоять в очереди - нам в понедельник в школу!

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Тупорылые засранцы!

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Что значит "он не придет"? Завтра мы записываем шоу!

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Где я найду другого участника?

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Отлично! Иди и отымей себя!

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Извините, сэр

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я слышал вам нужен участник для шоу?

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У нас есть желающий попасть на ТВ прямо сейчас!

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Серьезно?

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У вас на шоу есть денежное вознаграждение?

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Да, победитель получает тысячу долларов.

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Отлично наш клиент сделает это!

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Здорово. Вы спасли мою задницу.

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Встретимся на шестой сцене

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Ваше шоу такое же хорошее, как Американский Идол?

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Нет, оно лучше. Называется Противник

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Че это такое?

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Сегодня вечером двое людей будут сражаться за славу

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Один останется, другой отправится домой

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В новом популярном шоу Сильвестра Сталонне..

Один останется, другой отправится домой

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В новом популярном шоу Сильвестра Сталонне..

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Противник

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Дамы и господа, добро пожаловать на шоу Противник!

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В красном углу в сине-белых трусах

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разрушитель из Дель Фуендо, Мексика

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Мануэлло Ферррррнандооо

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Давай! Покажи им!

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И боец из синего угла

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в великолепном пышном платье с цветами

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Винннг

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Давай Винг, сделай это!

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Врежь ей!

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Бог мой, чувак..

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наверное ей щас больно

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Кто-нибудь. Помогите четырем детям и китаянке вернуться в Колорадо

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Надеюсь на вашу помощь

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Эй, ребята

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Мистер Сталонне говорит, ему жаль, что у вас ничего не вышло

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А, срасибо

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Мистер Сталонне считает, что у вашей певицы талант

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Ему понравился её голос

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Когда она пела...

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он даже прослезился

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Спасибо, мистер Сталонне. Жаль, что из нее не вышел хороший боксер

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Мистер Сталонне хочет чтобы Винг выступила на свадьбе его сына

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Че, правда?

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Ей заплатят 4000 долларов

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Четыре штуки баксов?

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Завтра по этому адресу в 14.00. И не опаздывайте!

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Не опоздаем!

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Парни! Парни!

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Чего?

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Сталонне хочет чтобы Винг выступила на свадьбе его сына за четыре тысячи баксов!!!

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-[Что?]

- Чтоб меня

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Это четыреста баксов для нас! Мы это сделали!

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Стойте, а где Винг?

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Че за фигня, мы думали она с вами!

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Нет, она была с вами!

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О, господи

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Если то большое агенство узнает, что у нее есть работа, они снова украдут у нас клиента!

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Винг! Винг!

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Винг, Винг, где ты?

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Ты думала, что сможешь убежать от нас?

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О, нет!

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Эй, это наш клиент!

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Они снова нас сделали!

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Это грязное агенство опять украло у нас клиента

00:15:52,681 --> 00:15:56,681

Не в этот раз. Они уронили визитку. Теперь мы знаем их местонахождение

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Мы пойдем туда и вернем нашего клиента

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Видите ли, миссис Ким, когда вы заключили с нами сделку вы поставили на кон свою жизнь

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Да, мы перевозим граждан Китая в США

00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:25,118

Но когда они сюда приезжают, они становятся нашими рабами

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Это древний бизнесс

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И никто не сможет нас остановить

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249, вот это место

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Черт, это агенство впечатляет!

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Еще бы, ведь они у всех крадут агентов

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Просто четыре ребенка

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Ага, можете отсосать у меня

00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:55,368

Эй, нам надо поговорить с кем-нибудь! Сейчас же!

00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:57,458

Боже мой, ребята. Смотрите!

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У них действительно шикарный фонтан!

00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:07,688

Вы, говнюки, украли нашего клиента. А как же деловая этика?

00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:08,568

Скажи им, Кайл

00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:12,628

Думаете вы развлекательный бизнесс? Как бы не так! Верните нам Винг!

00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,928

Господи, они действительно хотят, чтобы Винг была их клиентом!

00:17:21,338 --> 00:17:23,418

Какого черта? Вперед, вперед!

00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,428

Может нам лучше сдаться?

00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:31,318

Не фига, чувак. Если мы позволим им красть наших клиентов, то никогда не станем настоящим агенством!

00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:34,188

Да! Если они хотят играть жестко, мы тоже будем играть жестко!

00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:35,178

Картмэн!

00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:40,228

Хотите жесткой игры? Ладно!

00:17:41,158 --> 00:17:42,138

Получайте!

00:17:46,058 --> 00:17:49,098

Нужно найти Винг! Вы с Кенни идите туда

00:17:52,778 --> 00:17:53,628

Винг?

00:18:05,058 --> 00:18:06,608

Тупорылое агенство!

00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:19,918

Ладно, Кенни, пошли!

00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:21,418

Кенни?

00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:23,808

Кенни!

00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:28,168

Не волнуйся, Кенни, твоя смерть не напрасна!

00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:30,488

Мы вернем Винг

00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:32,228

И заработаем тонну денег!

00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:32,908

Клянусь тебе!

00:18:40,488 --> 00:18:41,358

Они убили кенни!

00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:42,758

Сволочи!

00:18:43,648 --> 00:18:44,298

Довольно!

00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:48,638

Я вас уважаю, мальчики, за то что смогли сюда пройти

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Но если подойдете ближе - я вышибу ей мозги

00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,938

Вот не надо этого говна! Мертвой она вам не нужна и вы это знаете!

00:18:54,938 --> 00:18:54,948

Вы ее не убъете - она не сможет заплатить вам

Вот не надо этого говна! Мертвой она вам не нужна и вы это знаете!

00:18:54,948 --> 00:18:57,158

Вы ее не убъете - она не сможет заплатить вам

00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:59,218

Мы знаем, мы тоже в этом бизнессе

00:18:59,748 --> 00:19:02,618

У этой женщины с нами контракт. Она принадлежит нам!

00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:04,978

Мы первые подписали с ней контракт. Она наша!

00:19:05,008 --> 00:19:06,368

Её жизнь принадлежит нам!

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Нет нам!

00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:08,908

Парни! Парни! Парни!

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Вы, че, не видите, что мы делаем?

00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:15,388

Господи, мы говорим о человеке, как о вещи

00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:18,678

Посмотрите, кем мы стали!

00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,028

Злость и насилие, и все ради чего?

00:19:21,518 --> 00:19:25,448

Чтобы управлять чьей-то жизнью. Пытаемся присосаться, как пиявки!

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Да

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Винг не принадлежит ни нам, ни вам

00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:32,808

Мы в бизнессе, в котором люди - это товар

00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:39,128

Может быть ты и прав

00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:43,688

Все это время мы управляли чужими надеждами и мечтами

00:19:43,798 --> 00:19:45,628

Забывая, что они тоже люди

00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:48,798

Да, не очень приятное ощущение

00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,998

Я устал от этого занятия

00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:54,768

Это очень грязный, извращенный бизнесс

00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,208

Да, хреновый бизнесс. Я выхожу из дела

00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:57,598

Я тоже

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Да ладно вам, парни

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Мы тоже выходим

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Надо искать другои способ зарабатывать деньги

00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:07,318

С этого момента все наши контракты отменяются!

00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:08,288

Здорово

00:20:16,568 --> 00:20:19,418

Мистер Сталонне благодарит всех за то что пришли на свадьбу его сына

00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:22,298

А сейчас спецальное выступление

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С радостью представляем вам

00:20:26,438 --> 00:20:26,448

Винг!

С радостью представляем вам

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Винг!

00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:42,598

Ребята, спасибо вам за все. Вы действительно нам помогли

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Вы правы, ребята, у нее восхитительный голос!

00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,238

Если б не вы, никто не услышал бы ее пение

00:20:49,238 --> 00:20:49,248

Я думаю, мы поняли, что талант надо оставить талантливым людям

Если б не вы, никто не услышал бы ее пение

00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,058

Я думаю, мы поняли, что талант надо оставить талантливым людям

00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,458

Не желаете еще чего-нибудь?

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Токен??

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О. Привет, ребята

00:20:57,308 --> 00:20:58,068

Вы что здесь делаете?

00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:00,078

Токен, ты обслуживаешь столики?

00:21:00,408 --> 00:21:03,578

Да. Так вышло, что агенство ничего для меня не сделало

00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:05,008

Я зарабатываю деньги на билет домой

00:21:05,258 --> 00:21:06,868

О, чувак, это фигово

00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:09,848

Принеси-ка еще хлеба и оливок. Давай-давай!

00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,728

Бог мой, какой прекрасный голос

00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,368

Да, она чуткий, нежный цветочек

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subtitles by booragooze

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Children -- Children, we have

a very special announcement.

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Your classmate Token

has just returned

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from winning the Colorado

Child Star Contest

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with his incredible singing.

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Well, let's give him a hand!

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Token sings?

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Of course he sings.

He's black.

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Token is going to sing

in front of a huge audience

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at the Miss Colorado pageant

in Denver!

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And for doing it,

he's gonna be paid $200!

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ALL:

Whoa!

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$200?

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Now, of course, as a woman,

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I'm a bit against

those chauvinistic pageants,

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but I hope that you children

take a moment today

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to congratulate Token

for being so special.

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[ Bell rings ]

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Wow, $200.

Can you imagine?

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How come we never get

opportunities like that?

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You want to know what it is,

guys?

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We're not talented?

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That's right.

We're not talented.

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See, we're not

the artistic side.

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We're the thinking side.

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Yeah.

We're too smart to be talented.

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Wait. You guys.

I just had an amazing idea.

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Token is going right to the top,

right?

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- He's gonna be a huge star.

- Probably.

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So why shouldn't we get

some of that money?

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We can be Token's agents.

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That way we get 10%

of whatever he makes.

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Hey, yeah.

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We deserve that money

just as much as he does.

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We just need a really kick-ass

office and some nice suits.

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A-And a fountain in our lobby.

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All top agencies have fountains

in their lobbies.

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We got to make Token

think he needs us,

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when actually

he doesn't need us at all.

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[ Up-tempo blues-rock plays ]

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[ Music continues ]

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[ Birds chirping ]

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- He's looking at the sign!

- Perfect.

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You guys get back to the office.

I'll bring Token there.

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All right.

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Wait, wait. You guys.

This is very important.

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When I bring Token

back the office,

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have Kenny hide in another room

and call the phone on my desk.

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Why?

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I'll answer it

and pretend I'm talking

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to somebody super famous

and important.

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When Token sees that,

maybe he'll think we're legit.

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- That's genius.

- Okay. Go! Go! Here he comes.

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Yeah, well, then tell him

we're just not interested.

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Oh, hey, Token!

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Buddy, my man!

What is up?

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Nothin'.

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I heard you're doing some thing

down in Denver tomorrow night.

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Yeah.

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I don't know

if I ever told you this before,

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but I'm actually an agent

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over at the Super Awesome

Talent Agency.

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You may have seen

our ads around town.

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Anyway, why don't you come

down to the office, Token?

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Maybe I can convince the company

to represent you.

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I'm supposed to be home

by 3:30.

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This will only take a second.

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Welcome to our offices, Token.

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As you can see, we are

quite a successful company.

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Did you notice the fountain?

Pretty nice, hmm?

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Come right over this way,

Token.

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Guys, you remember Token.

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He's thinking about becoming

a client.

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Oh, Token. Right. Yeah.

You're making a smart move, man.

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Now, Token, I know what

you're saying to yourself.

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You're saying,

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[ Imitating Token ]

"Hey, why do I need an agency?

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Why should I give them 10%?"

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[ Normal voice ]

Right?

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Yeah.

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Token, the truth is

that without representation,

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you're in danger

of being taken advantage of.

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[ Telephone rings ]

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Excuse me just a second, Token.

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Super Awesome Talent Agency.

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Oh, yes!

Hello!

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How are you, Abraham Lincoln?

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Yeah, yeah.

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No, I'm happy you called,

Abraham Lincoln.

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I'm just sort of in the middle

of something right now.

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Can I talk to you?

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Uh, I'll call you back, Abe.

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What the hell are you doing?!

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I'm making it look like

important people call us.

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Abraham Lincoln has been dead

for 200 years.

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Well, Token doesn't know that.

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- Yes, he does!

- How?!

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Token actually pays attention

in school, unlike you, fat-ass!

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Jew!

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You guys, we're gonna lose

our client.

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Yes, yes. I think

that's a good idea, guys.

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Let's give Michael Jordan a call

about that.

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[ Clears throat ]

Uh, now, where were we?

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We were at why

I should give you 10%.

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Look, Token,

here's the bottom line.

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You're gonna start having

a lot of offers coming at you

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from all directions.

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A media storm

is about to hit you.

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And you can't handle it

on your own. Nobody can.

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Eminem, Justin Timberlake,

Hootie -- They all have agents.

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You need somebody to manage

it all for you.

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This thing in Denver

is just the crust, Token.

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With our support,

you can have the whole pie.

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Well, I guess that makes sense.

All right.

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Uh, if we could just get you

to sign right here?

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Welcome to the team, Token.

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Oh, Kenny,

Token just signed with us.

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Mrph rm!

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From now on we are

an entertainment team, Token.

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You just do all the singing,

all the performing,

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and all the entertaining

and leave the rest to us.

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[Applause ]

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And there are your finalists,

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the 16 most beautiful women

in Colorado.

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Here to sing

for our 16 lucky finalists,

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the winner of the Colorado

Child Star Contest --

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Token Black.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Lou Rawls' "You'll Never Find

Another Love Like Mine" plays ]

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[ Deep voice ]

♪ You'll never find ♪

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♪ As long as you live ♪

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♪ Someone who loves you ♪

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♪ Tender like I do ♪

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- ♪ You'll never find ♪

- Wow. He's really great.

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We should get him to sing

at Tommy's bar mitzvah.

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Oh, you're interested

in hiring our client?

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We represent Token.

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Give us a call.

We'll work out a deal.

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♪ Oh, I'm not bragging

on myself, baby ♪

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♪ But I'm the one who loves you,

and there's no one else ♪

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♪ No-o-o-o-o-o ♪

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♪ One else ♪

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Just between us girls,

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nothing gets my vag wetter

than a black man singing.

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Mr. Garrison!

For the love of God.

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♪ You're gonna miss,

you're gonna miss my love ♪

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- You were awesome, Token!

- We knew you could do it!

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$200, Token.

That's great!

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And 10% of $200 is...

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$20.

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Here you go.

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- Mrph rm!

- Sweet!

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This is just the beginning.

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I bet we start to see

all kinds of offers

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coming in for Token now.

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Hey, there, my man.

That was a great performance.

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Thanks.

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Don Hizeman, Creative Arts

Agency in Los Angeles.

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I think you've got

real promise.

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How would you like to sign

with C.A.A.?

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Are you serious?

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Uh, excuse me. Token

already has representation.

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You may have heard of

Super Awesome Talent Agency.

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Mm, no.

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Uh, look, Token,

there's some shows in L.A.

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we want to book you on

right away.

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If you come out to my limo,

we can talk everything through.

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Oh, my God.

Okay!

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Token, you signed with us!

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Oh, come on, guys.

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You have to see what a huge

opportunity this is for me.

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They're not so great!

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They probably don't have

a fountain in their lobby.

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Actually, our fountain

is two stories tall.

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Ooh.

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Come on, Token!

We have a lot to talk about.

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Mister, you can't

do this to us.

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Sorry, kids.

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Nature of the business,

you know?

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Do you like steak, Token?

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I know a great place

a few blocks from here.

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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God damn it!

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So unfair.

It's so unfair.

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All that time and effort

we spent helping Token,

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and this is the thanks we get?

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This just goes to show that

hard work doesn't pay off.

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I'm gonna be a homeless

drug addict from now on!

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Uh, hello.

Is this the talent agency?

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Huh?

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I see sign on the street

for a talent agency.

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I need a representation.

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Hey, wowee.

Nice fountain.

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You're looking

for a talent agent?

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No, not me.

My wife.

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[ Shouts in Chinese ]

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This is Wing.

She just come over from China.

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She over here illegally.

The Chinese Mafia help me out.

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And what does she do?

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Oh, she sing.

She very popular in China.

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Here. You just sit and listen,

you'll be very impressed.

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[ Speaking Chinese ]

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[Abba's "Dancing Queen" plays ]

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[ Chinese accent ]

♪ You can dance ♪

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♪ You can jive ♪

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♪ Having the time of your life ♪

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♪ Ooh, see that girl ♪

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♪ Watch that scene ♪

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♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪

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Well?

What you think?

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We're sorry, dude, but getting

her career off the ground

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would take too much work for us.

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Aw.

That too bad.

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She just got accepted to be on

"American Idol" in Los Angeles,

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but I can't take her 'cause

I have to mind the restaurant.

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You've...already done

all the work?

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Yeah.

They say they pay $1,000.

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Sir, we would love

to sign your wife.

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- Yeah!

- Really?

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We'll go to L.A. with your wife.

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All she has to do is go on

the show, do all the performing,

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make all the money,

and leave the rest to us.

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♪ Feel the beat ♪

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♪ From the tambourine ♪

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[ Telephone rings ]

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Chitty Wok.

Take your order, please.

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STAN:

Hi. Mr. Lu Kim?

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Uh, hi.

It's Wing's agents.

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Everything's fine, yeah.

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We're supposed to arrive

in Los Angeles

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in about four hours.

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Listen, does your wife

ever eat or anything?

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Oh, don't worry about her.

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She a very delicate

little flower.

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She -- She don't need to eat

much.

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All right. We'll call you

after she goes on TV.

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Okay, bye. Oh, wait.

Can I talk to my wife, please?

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Oh, sure.

Here she is.

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[ Shouting in Chinese ]

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Okay.

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Finally, everything working out

for me and my family.

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[ Thunder crashes ]

00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,270

Welcome to Chitty Wok.

Take your order, please.

00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,522

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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Oh, crap.

Chinese Mafia.

00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,692

Aaah!

00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:09,693

[ Choking ]

00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,486

Aah! Aah!

00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,240

Mr. Lu Kim,

it appears we have a problem.

00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,076

Oh, a problem?

Really?

00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,746

We smuggled your wife

into United States for you.

00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,707

You were to pay us $10,000

for that service,

00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,751

yet we have yet to be paid.

00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,461

We -- We working on it.

00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,920

She -- She got talent agent.

00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,006

She's about to make

a whole lot of money!

00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,883

It's too late for that, Mr. Kim.

00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,635

Your wife is now our property.

00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,054

We taking her to Los Angeles,

where she will work

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in massage parlor

until she works off the debt.

00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,183

No.

She -- She not here.

00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,809

Please, just give

a little more time.

00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,686

- [ Grunts ]

- Where is she?

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She -- She in Alabama.

00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,523

You're lying.

Turn him around.

00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:49,941

Yeah?

Wha-- Aah!

00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,777

You don't want to tell us

where she is?

00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,571

All right.

[ Shouting in Chinese ]

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No!

My chitty chicken!

00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,579

No!

The chitty beef!

00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,499

No! No! Wait! Please!

Stop!

00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,626

Please, not the chitty shrimp.

00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,961

Tell us where to find her,

Lu Kim.

00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,380

You have no choice.

00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,466

She -- She go Los Angeles

with her agents.

00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,134

She gonna be American Idol.

00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,428

[ Sobbing ]

00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,436

There it is.

""American Idol' contestants."

00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,021

Jesus.

We made it just in time.

00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,064

Excuse us.

00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,941

Hey, kid, what do you

think you're doing?

00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,818

Our client has an audition

on this show.

00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,695

Yeah.

So do we.

00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,406

Oh, Christ!

00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,782

Dude, how long is the wait?

00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,035

It's been about 17 days for me.

00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,746

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Come on.

00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,081

Excuse me, ma'am.

00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,916

Wait in line

with everyone else.

00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,209

No.

I don't think you understand.

00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,212

We're here with Wing.

That's right. The Wing.

00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,507

Ma'am, we are a very important

talent agency.

00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,884

If your producers knew you were

forcing people of our stature

00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,220

- to the back of the line --

- [ Imitates cellphone ringing ]

00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,305

Oh, excuse me, everyone.

That's my cellphone.

00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,224

[ Clears throat ]

Hello?

00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,269

Oh, yes!

Hi...Colonel Sanders.

00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,563

Yes, I'm doing great,

but someone at "American Idol"

00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,897

doesn't know who Wing is.

00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:11,940

Aw, just forget it!

00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,233

You're right, Colonel Sanders.

00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,318

You shouldn't give her

any more chicken!

00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,028

God damn it!

God damn it!

00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,072

We can't wait in line. We have

to be in school on Monday.

00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,365

Stupid assholes!

00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,075

What do you mean

your client isn't coming?

00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,869

We're taping the show tomorrow!

00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,037

Where am I gonna find

another contestant?

00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,039

Fine!

Go screw yourself!

00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,666

Uh, excuse me, sir.

00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,043

Did I hear you say you needed

somebody for your show?

00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,920

We have somebody who's ready

to go on TV right away.

00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:34,838

Really?

00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,965

Is there a cash prize involved

in your show as well?

00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,800

Well, yeah.

Winner gets $1,000.

00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,302

All right!

Our client will do it!

00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,304

Great!

You kids just saved my ass.

00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,722

See you over at stage six.

00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,640

Hey, is your show as good

as "American Idol"?

00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,102

No. This is better.

It's called "The Contender."

00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,188

What's "The Contender"?

00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,774

MAN: Tonight -- two people

will compete for glory.

00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,609

One will stay, one will go home,

00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,778

in the new hit show

by Sylvester Stallone...

00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,862

Hey, yo.

00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,197

MAN:

..."The Contender."

00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:03,241

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to "The Contender."

00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,869

Fighting out of the red corner,

wearing blue-and-white trunks --

00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,872

"The Destructor"

from Del Fuego, Méjico --

00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,418

Manuello Fer-r-r-nando!

00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,296

[ Cheering ]

00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,341

Let's go!

Let's see a good fight!

00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,009

And fighting

out of the blue corner,

00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,179

wearing a gorgeous

floral-patterned silk dress --

00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,263

Wing!

00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,182

[ Cheering ]

00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,183

- Come on, Wing!

- Let's do it, Wing!

00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,309

- Let's go, Wing!

- Mrph rm!

00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,852

[ Bell rings ]

00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,938

[Abba's "Fernando" plays ]

00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,524

♪ There was something

in the air that night ♪

00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:40,278

♪ The stars were bright,

Fernando ♪

00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,571

Come on!

Hit her!

00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,990

♪ They were shining there

for you and me ♪

00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,325

ALL:

Oh!

00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,910

♪ For liberty ♪

00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,161

Oh, my God, dude!

00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,121

She's got a hell of a chin.

I'll give her that.

00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,000

ALL:

Aww!

00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,126

Lame.

00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:58,797

Anyone?

00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,508

Help four boys and a Chinese

woman get back to Colorado.

00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,635

Your gift of hope

is a great deduction.

00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,178

Hey, kid.

00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,556

[ Mumbling ]

00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,850

Mr. Stallone says he's sorry

00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,685

it couldn't go better

for you back there.

00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,019

Oh. Thanks.

00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,189

Yo, kid.

[ Mumbling ]

00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,608

Mr. Stallone thinks your singer

has a lot of talent.

00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,110

[ Mumbling ]

00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,611

He really likes her voice.

00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,697

[ Mumbling ]

00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,866

You know, the way

she vocalizes the melody...

00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,033

[ Mumbling ]

00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,410

...brings tears to his eyes.

00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,452

Thanks, Mr. Stallone.

00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,079

We're just sorry

she wasn't a better boxer.

00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,999

[ Mumbling ]

00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,752

Uh, Mr. Stallone wants Wing

to sing at his son's wedding.

00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,504

You do?

00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,089

[ Mumbling ]

00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,300

He'll pay her $4,000.

00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,968

$4,000?

00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,511

[ Howls ]

00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,763

Be at this address tomorrow,

2:00 p.m. sharp.

00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,557

And don't be late.

00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,558

We won't.

00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,311

[ Mumbling ]

00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,022

- Aah!

- Aah!

00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,150

- You guys! You guys!

- What?

00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,569

Sylvester Stallone wants Wing

to sing at his son's wedding!

00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,279

He's gonna pay her $4,000!

00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,780

- Mrph?

- Get out!

00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,033

That's $400 for us.

We did it!

00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,659

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,077

♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪

00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,579

- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪

- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪

00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,997

♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪

00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,373

- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪

- ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪

00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,583

Whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait.

00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,126

Where's Wing?

00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,963

What do you mean?

We thought she was with you.

00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,049

No, she was with you.

00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,675

Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,428

If that big C.A.A. talent agency

finds out she has work,

00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,597

they're gonna try to steal her

away from us again.

00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,682

Wing? Wing?

00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,142

- Wing! Wing!

- Wing! Here, Wing.

00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,143

Mrph!

00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,230

You thought you could run

from us, did you?

00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,733

Oh, no!

00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,195

Hey!

That's our client!

00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,866

They did it to us again!

00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,410

That dirty talent agency stole

our client again!

00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,496

Not this time.

They dropped their card.

00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,873

Now we know where

C.A.A. talent agency is.

00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:01,503

And we're gonna march in there

and get our client back.

00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,268

You see, Mrs. Kim,

when you made a deal with us,

00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,020

you signed your life away.

00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,607

Yes, we help Chinese citizens

sneak into the U.S.,

00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,276

but when they get here,

they become our slaves.

00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,987

It's an age-old business,

00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,865

and nobody has the guts

to stop us.

00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,289

2490. All right.

This is the place.

00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,958

Damn.

C.A.A. is pretty impressive.

00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,209

Of course it's impressive!

00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,086

They steal

everyone else's clients!

00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,674

[ Shouting in Chinese ]

00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,051

Yeah. Whatever.

You can suck our balls.

00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,804

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,638

Hello?

00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,765

We want to talk to somebody

right now!

00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,976

Oh, my God, you guys.

Look.

00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,022

They do have

an amazing fountain.

00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,607

[ Shouting in Chinese ]

00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,026

You assholes stole our client!

00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,861

How about some

goddamn business ethics?

00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:08,862

You tell 'em, Kyle.

00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,072

You think you own the business,

but you don't.

00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,033

Give us back Wing right now!

00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,995

- Aah!

- Mrph!

00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,121

[ Gunfire ]

00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,623

Jesus! They really want Wing

as their client!

00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,376

What the hell is that?

Go, go!

00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,504

Dude, maybe we should give up!

00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,630

No.

Screw that, dude.

00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,549

If we keep letting C.A.A.

take all our clients,

00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,259

we're never gonna make it

as talent agents!

00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,219

Yeah, if these talent agents

want to play rough,

00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,304

we can play rough, too.

00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,263

Cartman!

00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,935

You want to play rough?!

Okay!

00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,437

Take this!

00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,980

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,609

We got to split up

and find Wing!

00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,778

You and Kenny go that way!

00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,279

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,865

Wing?

00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,161

[ Grunting ]

00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,413

- [ Dramatic music plays ]

- Whoa-oh-oh!

00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,544

Stupid talent agents!

00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,381

Oh!

00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,008

[ Screams ]

00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,264

Oh!

[ Screaming ]

00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,892

All right, Kenny.

Let's go.

00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,852

Kenny?

00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,853

Kenny!

00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,605

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,650

Don't worry, Kenny.

You didn't die for nothing.

00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,860

We're gonna get Wing back

as our client and --

00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,028

and make a ton of money!

00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,738

I swear it to you!

00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,199

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,746

They killed Kenny!

00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,581

You bastards!

00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,500

Enough!

00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,293

I have a lot of respect

for you boys,

00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,753

fighting your way in here.

00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,589

But you come any closer

and I'll blow her brains out.

00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,799

Don't give us that crap.

00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,634

She's no good to you dead,

and you know it.

00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,760

Yeah.

You wouldn't kill her.

00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,262

'Cause then she can't

pay you money.

00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,681

We know because we're in

the same business you are.

00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,724

This woman has a contract

with us.

00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,809

We own her.

00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,102

She had a contract with us

first.

00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,103

We own her.

00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,479

Her life belongs to us!

00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,814

Her life belongs to us!

00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,399

Guys, guys, guys!

00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,401

Don't you see what we're doing?

00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,735

Jesus.

00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,362

We're not talking

about an object here.

00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,489

We're -- We're talking

about a person.

00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,159

I mean,

look at what we've all become.

00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,452

All this violence and anger,

and for what?

00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,371

For control over somebody's life

00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,707

who we're all just trying to

leech off of.

00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,792

Yeah.

00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,878

Wing doesn't belong to us

or to you.

00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,462

We're all just caught up

in a business

00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,965

that treats people

like commodities.

00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,135

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,054

Perhaps...you're right.

00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,556

We've spent all this time

00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,017

mooching off the hopes

and dreams of others,

00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,144

forgetting that

they are human beings.

00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,063

Yeah. It's not

a very satisfying feeling.

00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,565

[ Sighs ]

00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400

I am tired of this business.

00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,486

It is a very dirty

and perverse business.

00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,905

It's a lousy business.

I quit.

00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,906

Me too.

00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,657

Aw -- Aw, guys.

Come on.

00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,159

We quit, too.

00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,661

It's time for us to find

another way to make money.

00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,788

From now on,

all contracts we have on people

00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,415

are null and void.

00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,209

- All right!

- All right!

00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,507

[ Mumbling ]

00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,510

Mr. Stallone thanks all of you

for coming to his son's wedding.

00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,762

[ Mumbling ]

00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,973

And now as a special treat...

00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,227

it is his pleasure to give you

the music of Wing!

00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,853

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,772

[ Down-tempo introduction

plays ]

00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,607

♪ Sing ♪

00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,277

♪ Sing a song ♪

00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,197

♪ Make it simple ♪

00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,324

Boys, thank you so much

for everything.

00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,742

You really help us out.

00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,452

Yes.

You were right, kids.

00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,204

Her voice is so beautiful.

00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,538

To think we would have made it

00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,249

so nobody would ever

hear her sing.

00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,042

I think we all learned it's best

to leave talent

00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,794

to the talented people.

00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,712

Can I clear some of your plates,

folks?

00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,630

Token?

00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,881

Oh.

Hey, guys.

00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,174

W-What are you doing here?

00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,802

- Token, you're waiting tables?

- Yeah.

00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,178

Well, it turns out an agency

00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,763

really doesn't do anything

for you.

00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,348

I'm trying to work my way

back home.

00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183

Oh, man.

That's too bad, Token.

00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,601

Hey, could you bring us

some more bread?

00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,228

Oh, and some more olive oil.

Chop-chop.

00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:14,899

♪ To last your whole life long ♪

00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,068

My God.

Her voice is so beautiful.

00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,487

Yes. She's a very

delicate little flower.

00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,990

[ Shouting in Chinese ]

00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,701

♪ Sing ♪

00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:29,956

♪ Sing a song ♪

00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,461

♪ La la-la la-la la

la la-la la-la ♪

00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,923

♪ La-la la la la-la-laaa ♪

00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,009

♪ Sing ♪

00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,512

♪ Sing a song ♪

00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,640

♪ Sing out loud ♪

00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:52,020

♪ Sing out strong ♪

00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:58,443

♪ Sing of good things, not bad ♪

00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:03,865

♪ Sing of the happy, not sad ♪