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00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,325 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:39,582 Children -- Children, we have a very special announcement.
00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,585 Your classmate Token has just returned
00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,629 from winning the Colorado Child Star Contest
00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,506 with his incredible singing.
00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,258 Well, let's give him a hand!
00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,635 Token sings?
00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,471 Of course he sings. He's black.
00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:56,223 Token is going to sing in front of a huge audience
00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,476 at the Miss Colorado pageant in Denver!
00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:01,854 And for doing it, he's gonna be paid $200!
00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,355 Whoa!
00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,399 $200?
00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,859 Now, of course, as a woman,
00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,445 I'm a bit against those chauvinistic pageants,
00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,906 but I hope that you children take a moment today
00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:15,701 to congratulate Token for being so special.
00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:21,499 Wow, $200. Can you imagine?
00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,626 How come we never get opportunities like that?
00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,169 You want to know what it is, guys?
00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,378 We're not talented?
00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:28,005 That's right. We're not talented.
00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,799 See, we're not the artistic side.
00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,759 We're the thinking side.
00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,677 Yeah. We're too smart to be talented.
00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,013 Wait. You guys. I just had an amazing idea.
00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,765 Token is going right to the top, right?
00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,226 - He's gonna be a huge star. - Probably.
00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:41,769 So why shouldn't <i>we</i> get some of that money?
00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:42,978 We can be Token's agents.
00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,939 That way we get 10% of whatever he makes.
00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:45,940 Hey, yeah.
00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:47,858 We deserve that money just as much as he does.
00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:50,528 We just need a really kick-ass office and some nice suits.
00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:51,862 A-And a fountain in our lobby.
00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,031 All top agencies have fountains in their lobbies.
00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,866 We got to make Token think he needs us,
00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,036 when actually he doesn't need us at all.
00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:36,073 - He's looking at the sign! - Perfect.
00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,284 You guys get back to the office. I'll bring Token there.
00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:39,201 All right.
00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,911 Wait, wait. You guys. This is very important.
00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,580 When I bring Token back the office,
00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:45,457 have Kenny hide in another room and call the phone on my desk.
00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,041 Why?
00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,751 I'll answer it and pretend I'm talking
00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,211 to somebody super famous and important.
00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,088 When Token sees that, maybe he'll think we're legit.
00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,674 - That's genius. - Okay. Go! Go! Here he comes.
00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,343 Yeah, well, then tell him we're just not interested.
00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,845 Oh, hey, Token!
00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,597 Buddy, my man! What is up?
00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:00,431 Nothin'.
00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:03,100 I heard you're doing some thing down in Denver tomorrow night.
00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:03,893 Yeah.
00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,352 I don't know if I ever told you this before,
00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:06,437 but I'm actually an agent
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,897 over at the Super Awesome Talent Agency.
00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,440 You may have seen our ads around town.
00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,525 Anyway, why don't you come down to the office, Token?
00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,944 Maybe I can convince the company to represent you.
00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,571 I'm supposed to be home by 3:30.
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,364 This will only take a second.
00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,077 Welcome to our offices, Token.
00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:25,873 As you can see, we are quite a successful company.
00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,584 Did you notice the fountain? Pretty nice, hmm?
00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,795 Come right over this way, Token.
00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,339 Guys, you remember Token.
00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:34,632 He's thinking about becoming a client.
00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:37,259 Oh, Token. Right. Yeah. You're making a smart move, man.
00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,470 Now, Token, I know what you're saying to yourself.
00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:40,638 You're saying,
00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,348 "Hey, why do I need an agency?
00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,099 Why should I give them 10%?"
00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,184 Right?
00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:46,769 Yeah.
00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,646 Token, the truth is that without representation,
00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,481 you're in danger of being taken advantage of.
00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,317 Excuse me just a second, Token.
00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,152 Super Awesome Talent Agency.
00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,362 Oh, yes! Hello!
00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:58,614 How are you, Abraham Lincoln?
00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,324 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:01,825 No, I'm happy you called, Abraham Lincoln.
00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:03,702 I'm just sort of in the middle of something right now.
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:04,828 Can I talk to you?
00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,538 Uh, I'll call you back, Abe.
00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,958 What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,793 I'm making it look like important people call us.
00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,003 Abraham Lincoln has been dead for 200 years.
00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,590 Well, Token doesn't know that.
00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,050 - Yes, he does! - How?!
00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,636 Token actually pays attention in school, unlike you, fat-ass!
00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,345 Jew!
00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,222 You guys, we're gonna lose our client.
00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,017 Yes, yes. I think that's a good idea, guys.
00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,686 Let's give Michael Jordan a call about that.
00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:31,188 Uh, now, where were we?
00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,107 We were at why I should give you 10%.
00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:34,483 Look, Token, here's the bottom line.
00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,443 You're gonna start having a lot of offers coming at you
00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,528 from all directions.
00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:38,904 A media storm is about to hit you.
00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,864 And you can't handle it on your own. Nobody can.
00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:43,534 Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Hootie -- They all have agents.
00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,119 You need somebody to manage it all for you.
00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,246 This thing in Denver is just the crust, Token.
00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,873 With our support, you can have the whole pie.
00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,918 Well, I guess that makes sense. All right.
00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,006 Uh, if we could just get you to sign right here?
00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,386 Welcome to the team, Token.
00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,221 Oh, Kenny, Token just signed with us.
00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,097 Mrph rm!
00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,974 From now on we are an entertainment team, Token.
00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,892 You just do all the singing, all the performing,
00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:12,771 and all the entertaining and leave the rest to us.
00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,322 And there are your finalists,
00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:24,867 the 16 most beautiful women in Colorado.
00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,954 Here to sing for our 16 lucky finalists,
00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,373 the winner of the Colorado Child Star Contest --
00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,042 Token Black.
00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:42,760 ♪ You'll never find ♪
00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:45,387 ♪ As long as you live ♪
00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,931 ♪ Someone who loves you ♪
00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,894 ♪ Tender like I do ♪
00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,188 - ♪ You'll never find ♪ - Wow. He's really great.
00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:56,940 We should get him to sing at Tommy's bar mitzvah.
00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,859 Oh, you're interested in hiring our client?
00:05:58,984 --> 00:05:59,985 We represent Token.
00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,695 Give us a call. We'll work out a deal.
00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,114 ♪ Oh, I'm not bragging on myself, baby ♪
00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:08,077 ♪ But I'm the one who loves you, and there's no one else ♪
00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:11,705 ♪ No-o-o-o-o-o ♪
00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,706 ♪ One else ♪
00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,041 Just between us girls,
00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,752 nothing gets my vag wetter than a black man singing.
00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,505 Mr. Garrison! For the love of God.
00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:23,509 ♪ You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my love ♪
00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,889 - You were awesome, Token! - We knew you could do it!
00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,974 $200, Token. That's great!
00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,143 And 10% of $200 is...
00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,228 $20.
00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,229 Here you go.
00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,772 - Mrph rm! - Sweet!
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:37,856 This is just the beginning.
00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,233 I bet we start to see all kinds of offers
00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:40,275 coming in for Token now.
00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:43,404 Hey, there, my man. That was a great performance.
00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,363 Thanks.
00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,990 Don Hizeman, Creative Arts Agency in Los Angeles.
00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:48,492 I think you've got real promise.
00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,160 How would you like to sign with C.A.A.?
00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,787 Are you serious?
00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,997 Uh, excuse me. Token already has representation.
00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:56,166 You may have heard of Super Awesome Talent Agency.
00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,292 Mm, no.
00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,002 Uh, look, Token, there's some shows in L.A.
00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:00,462 we want to book you on right away.
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,714 If you come out to my limo, we can talk everything through.
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,216 Oh, my God. Okay!
00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,218 Token, you signed with us!
00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,219 Oh, come on, guys.
00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,555 You have to see what a huge opportunity this is for me.
00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,597 They're not so great!
00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,516 They probably don't have a fountain in their lobby.
00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:15,060 Actually, our fountain is two stories tall.
00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:16,812 Ooh.
00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,564 Come on, Token! We have a lot to talk about.
00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,149 Mister, you can't do this to us.
00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:21,150 Sorry, kids.
00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,484 Nature of the business, you know?
00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,527 Do you like steak, Token?
00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,488 I know a great place a few blocks from here.
00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,451 God damn it!
00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,290 So unfair. It's so unfair.
00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,250 All that time and effort we spent helping Token,
00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,751 and this is the thanks we get?
00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,087 This just goes to show that hard work doesn't pay off.
00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,131 I'm gonna be a homeless drug addict from now on!
00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,967 Uh, hello. Is this the talent agency?
00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:47,926 Huh?
00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,220 I see sign on the street for a talent agency.
00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,930 I need a representation.
00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,435 Hey, wowee. Nice fountain.
00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,103 You're looking for a talent agent?
00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,605 No, not me. My wife.
00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:06,820 This is Wing. She just come over from China.
00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,365 She over here illegally. The Chinese Mafia help me out.
00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,533 And what does she do?
00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,077 Oh, she sing. She very popular in China.
00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,371 Here. You just sit and listen, you'll be very impressed.
00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,051 ♪ You can dance ♪
00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,470 ♪ You can jive ♪
00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:35,057 ♪ Having the time of your life ♪
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,519 ♪ Ooh, see that girl ♪
00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,521 ♪ Watch that scene ♪
00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:44,983 ♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪
00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,985 Well? What you think?
00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,238 We're sorry, dude, but getting her career off the ground
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,614 would take too much work for us.
00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,115 Aw. That too bad.
00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:55,118 She just got accepted to be on "American Idol" in Los Angeles,
00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,955 but I can't take her 'cause I have to mind the restaurant.
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,458 You've...already done all the work?
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,669 Yeah. They say they pay $1,000.
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,213 Sir, we would love to sign your wife.
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,006 - Yeah! - Really?
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,258 We'll go to L.A. with your wife.
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,718 All she has to do is go on the show, do all the performing,
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,721 make all the money, and leave the rest to us.
00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,306 ♪ Feel the beat ♪
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:21,395 ♪ From the tambourine ♪
00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:29,027 Chitty Wok. Take your order, please.
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,196 Hi. Mr. Lu Kim?
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,698 Uh, hi. It's Wing's agents.
00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:33,699 Everything's fine, yeah.
00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:35,450 We're supposed to arrive in Los Angeles
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,660 in about four hours.
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,288 Listen, does your wife ever eat or anything?
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,622 Oh, don't worry about her.
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,666 She a very delicate little flower.
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,376 She -- She don't need to eat much.
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,461 All right. We'll call you after she goes on TV.
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,464 Okay, bye. Oh, wait. Can I talk to my wife, please?
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,217 Oh, sure. Here she is.
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,513 Okay.
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,932 Finally, everything working out for me and my family.
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,270 Welcome to Chitty Wok. Take your order, please.
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,566 Oh, crap. Chinese Mafia.
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,692 Aaah!
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,486 Aah! Aah!
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,240 Mr. Lu Kim, it appears we have a problem.
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,076 Oh, a problem? Really?
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,746 We smuggled your wife into United States for you.
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,707 You were to pay us $10,000 for that service,
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,751 yet we have yet to be paid.
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,461 We -- We working on it.
00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,920 She -- She got talent agent.
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,006 She's about to make a whole lot of money!
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,883 It's too late for that, Mr. Kim.
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,635 Your wife is now our property.
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,054 We taking her to Los Angeles, where she will work
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,806 in massage parlor until she works off the debt.
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,183 No. She -- She not here.
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,809 Please, just give a little more time.
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,686 Where is she?
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,521 She -- She in Alabama.
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,523 You're lying. Turn him around.
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:49,941 Yeah? Wha-- Aah!
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,777 You don't want to tell us where she is?
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,571 All right.
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,326 No! My chitty chicken!
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,579 No! The chitty beef!
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,499 No! No! Wait! Please! Stop!
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,626 Please, not the chitty shrimp.
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,961 Tell us where to find her, Lu Kim.
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,380 You have no choice.
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,466 She -- She go Los Angeles with her agents.
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,134 She gonna be American Idol.
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,436 There it is. ""American Idol' contestants."
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,021 Jesus. We made it just in time.
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,064 Excuse us.
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,941 Hey, kid, what do you think you're doing?
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,818 Our client has an audition on this show.
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,695 Yeah. So do we.
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,406 Oh, Christ!
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,782 Dude, how long is the wait?
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,035 It's been about 17 days for me.
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,746 Oh, no. No, no, no. Come on.
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,081 Excuse me, ma'am.
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,916 Wait in line with everyone else.
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,209 No. I don't think you understand.
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,212 We're here with Wing. That's right<i>. The</i> Wing.
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,507 Ma'am, we are a very important talent agency.
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,884 If your producers knew you were forcing people of our stature
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,220 to the back of the line --
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,305 Oh, excuse me, everyone. That's my cellphone.
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,224 Hello?
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,269 Oh, yes! Hi...Colonel Sanders.
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,563 Yes, I'm doing great, but someone at "American Idol"
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,897 doesn't know who Wing is.
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:11,940 Aw, just forget it!
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,233 You're right, Colonel Sanders.
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,318 You shouldn't give her any more chicken!
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,028 God damn it! God damn it!
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,072 We can't wait in line. We have to be in school on Monday.
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,365 Stupid assholes!
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,075 What do you mean your client isn't coming?
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,869 We're taping the show tomorrow!
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,037 Where am I gonna find another contestant?
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,039 Fine! Go screw yourself!
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,666 Uh, excuse me, sir.
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,043 Did I hear you say you needed somebody for your show?
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,920 We have somebody who's ready to go on TV right away.
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:34,838 Really?
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,965 Is there a cash prize involved in your show as well?
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,800 Well, yeah. Winner gets $1,000.
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,302 All right! Our client will do it!
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,304 Great! You kids just saved my ass.
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,722 See you over at stage six.
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,640 Hey, is your show as good as "American Idol"?
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,102 No. This is better. It's called "The Contender."
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,188 What's "The Contender"?
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,774 Tonight -- two people will compete for glory.
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,609 One will stay, one will go home,
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,778 in the new hit show by Sylvester Stallone...
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,862 Hey, yo.
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,197 ..."The Contender."
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:03,241 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "The Contender."
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,869 Fighting out of the red corner, wearing blue-and-white trunks --
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,872 "The Destructor" from Del Fuego, Méjico --
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,418 Manuello Fer-r-r-nando!
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,341 Let's go! Let's see a good fight!
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,009 And fighting out of the blue corner,
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,179 wearing a gorgeous floral-patterned silk dress --
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,263 Wing!
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,183 - Come on, Wing! - Let's do it, Wing!
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,309 - Let's go, Wing! - Mrph rm!
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,524 ♪ There was something in the air that night ♪
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:40,278 ♪ The stars were bright, Fernando ♪
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,571 Come on! Hit her!
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,990 ♪ They were shining there for you and me ♪
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,325 Oh!
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,910 ♪ For liberty ♪
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,161 Oh, my God, dude!
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,121 She's got a hell of a chin. I'll give her that.
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,000 Aww!
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,126 Lame.
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:58,797 Anyone?
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,508 Help four boys and a Chinese woman get back to Colorado.
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,635 Your gift of hope is a great deduction.
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,178 Hey, kid.
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,850 Mr. Stallone says he's sorry
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,685 it couldn't go better for you back there.
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,019 Oh. Thanks.
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,189 Yo, kid.
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,608 Mr. Stallone thinks your singer has a lot of talent.
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,611 He really likes her voice.
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,866 You know, the way she vocalizes the melody...
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,410 ...brings tears to his eyes.
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,452 Thanks, Mr. Stallone.
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,079 We're just sorry she wasn't a better boxer.
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,752 Uh, Mr. Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding.
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,504 You do?
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,300 He'll pay her $4,000.
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,968 $4,000?
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,763 Be at this address tomorrow, 2:00 p.m. sharp.
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,557 And don't be late.
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,558 We won't.
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,022 - Aah! - Aah!
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,150 - You guys! You guys! - What?
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,569 Sylvester Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding!
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,279 He's gonna pay her $4,000!
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,780 - Mrph? - Get out!
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,033 That's $400 for us. We did it!
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,659 - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,077 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,579 - ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪ - ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,997 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,373 - ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪ - ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,583 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,126 Where's Wing?
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,963 What do you mean? We thought she was with you.
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,049 No, she was with you.
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,675 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,428 If that big C.A.A. talent agency finds out she has work,
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,597 they're gonna try to steal her away from us again.
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,682 Wing? Wing?
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,142 - Wing! Wing! - Wing! Here, Wing.
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,143 Mrph!
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,230 You thought you could run from us, did you?
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,733 Oh, no!
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,195 Hey! That's <i>our</i> client!
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,866 They did it to us <i>again!</i>
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,410 That dirty talent agency stole our client <i>again!</i>
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,496 Not this time. They dropped their card.
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,873 Now we know where C.A.A. talent agency is.
00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:01,503 And we're gonna march in there and get our client back.
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,268 You see, Mrs. Kim, when you made a deal with us,
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,020 you signed your life away.
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,607 Yes, we help Chinese citizens sneak into the U.S.,
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,276 but when they get here, they become our slaves.
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,987 It's an age-old business,
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,865 and nobody has the guts to stop us.
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,289 2490. All right. This is the place.
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,958 Damn. C.A.A. is pretty impressive.
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,209 Of course it's impressive!
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,086 They steal everyone else's clients!
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,051 Yeah. Whatever. You can suck our balls.
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,638 Hello?
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,765 We want to talk to somebody right now!
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,976 Oh, my God, you guys. Look.
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,022 They <i>do</i> have an amazing fountain.
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,026 You assholes stole our client!
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,861 How about some goddamn business ethics?
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:08,862 You tell 'em, Kyle.
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,072 You think you own the business, but you don't.
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,033 Give us back Wing right now!
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,995 - Aah! - Mrph!
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,623 Jesus! They really want Wing as their client!
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,376 What the hell is that? Go, go!
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,504 Dude, maybe we should give up!
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,630 No. Screw that, dude.
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,549 If we keep letting C.A.A. take all our clients,
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,259 we're never gonna make it as talent agents!
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,219 Yeah, if these talent agents want to play rough,
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,304 we can play rough, too.
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,263 Cartman!
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,935 You want to play rough?! Okay!
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,437 Take this!
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,980 Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,609 We got to split up and find Wing!
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,778 You and Kenny go that way!
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,279 Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,865 Wing?
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,413 Whoa-oh-oh!
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,544 Stupid talent agents!
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,381 Oh!
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,264 Oh!
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,892 All right, Kenny. Let's go.
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,852 Kenny?
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,853 Kenny!
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,650 Don't worry, Kenny. You didn't die for nothing.
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,860 We're gonna get Wing back as our client and --
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,028 and make a ton of money!
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,738 I swear it to you!
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,199 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,746 They killed Kenny!
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,581 You bastards!
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,500 Enough!
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,293 I have a lot of respect for you boys,
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,753 fighting your way in here.
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,589 But you come any closer and I'll blow her brains out.
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,799 Don't give us that crap.
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,634 She's no good to you dead, and you know it.
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,760 Yeah. You wouldn't kill her.
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,262 'Cause then she can't pay you money.
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,681 We know because we're in the same business you are.
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,724 This woman has a contract with us.
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,809 We own her.
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,102 She had a contract with us first.
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,103 <i>We</i> own her.
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,479 Her life belongs to us!
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,814 Her life belongs to <i>us!</i>
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,399 Guys, guys, guys!
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,401 Don't you see what we're doing?
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,735 Jesus.
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,362 We're not talking about an object here.
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,489 We're -- We're talking about a person.
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,159 I mean, look at what we've all become.
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,452 All this violence and anger, and for what?
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,371 For control over somebody's life
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,707 who we're all just trying to leech off of.
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,792 Yeah.
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,878 Wing doesn't belong to us or to you.
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,462 We're all just caught up in a business
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,965 that treats people like commodities.
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,054 Perhaps...you're right.
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,556 We've spent all this time
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,017 mooching off the hopes and dreams of others,
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,144 forgetting that they are human beings.
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,063 Yeah. It's not a very satisfying feeling.
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400 I am tired of this business.
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,486 It is a very dirty and perverse business.
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,905 It's a lousy business. I quit.
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,906 Me too.
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,657 Aw -- Aw, guys. Come on.
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,159 We quit, too.
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,661 It's time for us to find another way to make money.
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,788 From now on, all contracts we have on people
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,415 are null and void.
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,209 - All right! - All right!
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,510 Mr. Stallone thanks all of you for coming to his son's wedding.
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,973 And now as a special treat...
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,227 it is his pleasure to give you the music of Wing!
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,607 ♪ Sing ♪
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,277 ♪ Sing a song ♪
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,197 ♪ Make it simple ♪
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,324 Boys, thank you so much for everything.
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,742 You really help us out.
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,452 Yes. You were right, kids.
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,204 Her voice is so beautiful.
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,538 To think we would have made it
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,249 so nobody would ever hear her sing.
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,042 I think we all learned it's best to leave talent
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,794 to the talented people.
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,712 Can I clear some of your plates, folks?
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,630 Token?
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,881 Oh. Hey, guys.
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,174 W-What are you doing here?
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,802 - Token, you're waiting tables? - Yeah.
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,178 Well, it turns out an agency
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,763 really doesn't do anything for you.
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,348 I'm trying to work my way back home.
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183 Oh, man. That's too bad, Token.
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,601 Hey, could you bring us some more bread?
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,228 Oh, and some more olive oil. Chop-chop.
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:14,899 ♪ To last your whole life long ♪
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,068 My God. Her voice is so beautiful.
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,487 Yes. She's a very delicate little flower.
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,701 ♪ Sing ♪
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:29,956 ♪ Sing a song ♪
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,461 ♪ La la-la la-la la la la-la la-la ♪
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,923 ♪ La-la la la la-la-laaa ♪
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,009 ♪ Sing ♪
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,512 ♪ Sing a song ♪
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,640 ♪ Sing out loud ♪
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:52,020 ♪ Sing out strong ♪
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:58,443 ♪ Sing of good things, not bad ♪
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:03,865 ♪ Sing of the happy, not sad ♪

00:00:29,373 --> 00:00:30,866 903.Wing
00:00:36,474 --> 00:00:37,424 Дети, дети
00:00:37,854 --> 00:00:39,634 для вас срочное объявление:
00:00:39,654 --> 00:00:41,424 ваш одноклассник Токен
00:00:41,854 --> 00:00:47,644 вернулся победителем с конкурса талантов штата Колорадо, где покорил всех своим поразительным пением
00:00:47,934 --> 00:00:49,474 Поаплодируем ему
00:00:50,924 --> 00:00:53,424 -Токен поет? -Конечно поет, он же черный!
00:00:53,774 --> 00:00:58,604 Токен будет выступать перед огромной аудиторией на конкурсе Мисс Колорадо в Денвере
00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:02,054 И за это ему заплатят двести долларов
00:01:02,254 --> 00:01:03,464 Уааау!
00:01:03,734 --> 00:01:05,244 Двести баксов?!
00:01:05,434 --> 00:01:08,514 Конечно, как женщина я против этих шовинистских шоу
00:01:09,094 --> 00:01:14,874 но все же надеюсь, что вы уделите минутку времени Токену и поздравите его за то, что он такой особенный
00:01:18,714 --> 00:01:21,444 Двести баксов. Можешь себе представить?
00:01:21,844 --> 00:01:23,584 Почему с нами такого не случается?
00:01:23,904 --> 00:01:24,994 Хотите знать почему?
00:01:25,034 --> 00:01:26,314 Потому что мы не талантливы?
00:01:26,384 --> 00:01:27,864 Точняк. Потому что мы не талантливы.
00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:31,464 Мы не артисты, мы - мыслители!
00:01:32,024 --> 00:01:33,684 Да! Мы слишком умны, чтобы быть талантливыми
00:01:34,244 --> 00:01:36,234 Ух ты, пацаны, у меня замечательная идея
00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:38,164 Токен теперь знаменит. Так?
00:01:38,244 --> 00:01:39,934 - Он станет супер звездой. Так? - Возможно..
00:01:40,204 --> 00:01:43,224 Мы можем на этом заработать. Будем его агентами!
00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,254 Будем снимать с него десять процентов от всех зароботков
00:01:45,534 --> 00:01:48,114 Да, мы заслуживаем этих денег не меньше него
00:01:48,224 --> 00:01:50,424 Все что нам нужно - это офигенный офис и пара костюмов
00:01:50,464 --> 00:01:53,914 И фонтан на входе! У всех крутых агенств на входе есть фонтан
00:01:54,224 --> 00:01:58,674 Надо заставить Токена думать, что нужны ему, хотя это абсолютно не так
00:02:34,544 --> 00:02:36,144 - Он читает объявление - Замечательно
00:02:36,464 --> 00:02:38,534 Вы идите в офис, а я приведу туда Токена
00:02:38,634 --> 00:02:39,174 Отлично
00:02:39,274 --> 00:02:41,004 Эй, парни, это очень важно
00:02:41,424 --> 00:02:45,414 Когда я приведу его в офис пусть Кенни спрячется в другой комнате и позвонит мне
00:02:45,554 --> 00:02:48,474 - Зачем? - Чтобы я смог притвориться что говорю с кем-то очень известным
00:02:48,504 --> 00:02:51,254 когда Токен это увидит он подумает, что мы крутые
00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:51,274 - Гениально! - Идите, идите. Вот он! когда Токен это увидит он подумает, что мы крутые
00:02:51,274 --> 00:02:53,404 - Гениально! - Идите, идите. Вот он!
00:02:54,624 --> 00:02:56,524 Да? Тогда скажи ему, что мы не заинтересованы
00:02:56,694 --> 00:02:59,614 О, здорово, Токен. Ну че, корешок, как житуха?
00:02:59,974 --> 00:03:03,134 - Да нормально.. - Слышал ты тут на днях зажигаешь в Денвере?
00:03:03,364 --> 00:03:03,804 Ага
00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:07,834 Может я тебе не говорил, но я агент Супер-Пупер Агенства Талантов
00:03:08,434 --> 00:03:09,814 Ты скорее всего видел рекламу по городу
00:03:09,974 --> 00:03:13,544 В любом случае, почему бы тебе не зайти к нам в офис. Возможно мы смогли бы стать твоими представителями
00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:15,784 Я должен быть дома в 15:30
00:03:15,944 --> 00:03:17,084 Это займет пару секунд
00:03:20,094 --> 00:03:21,604 Добро пожаловать в офис, Токен
00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:25,484 Как видишь - мы довольно успешная компания
00:03:26,354 --> 00:03:28,364 Ты заметил фонтан? Довольно милый, правда
00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,104 Проходи сюда, Токен
00:03:32,694 --> 00:03:34,784 Ребята, это Токен. Он собирается стать нашим клиентом
00:03:34,934 --> 00:03:36,974 А, Токен. Это умное решение
00:03:37,754 --> 00:03:39,974 Эй, Токен, я знаю что ты думаешь
00:03:40,164 --> 00:03:44,254 Ты думаешь: Эй нафига мне агенство? Нафига мне отдавать десять процентов?
00:03:44,574 --> 00:03:45,104 - Правильно?
00:03:45,894 --> 00:03:46,454 - Ага
00:03:47,184 --> 00:03:50,764 Токен, правда в том, что не имея представителей ты находишься под угрозой быть обманутым
00:03:51,784 --> 00:03:53,094 Извини меня, Токен, на пару секунд
00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:55,084 Супер-Пупер агенство талантов
00:03:55,294 --> 00:03:58,144 А, здорово, как поживаешь Авраам Линкольн?
00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:03,274 Рад, что ты позвонил, Авраам Линкольн. Я сейчас немного занят
00:04:03,754 --> 00:04:04,894 Можно тебя?!
00:04:05,364 --> 00:04:06,394 И тебе перезвоню, Эйб
00:04:07,934 --> 00:04:09,294 Ты че творишь??
00:04:09,294 --> 00:04:09,564 Делаю вид, чтоговорю со знаменитостью Ты че творишь??
00:04:09,564 --> 00:04:10,944 Делаю вид, чтоговорю со знаменитостью
00:04:11,194 --> 00:04:12,994 Авраам Линкольн умер больше двухсот лет назад!
00:04:15,454 --> 00:04:17,724 - Но Токен ведь не знает об этом - Нет, он знает!
00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:17,734 Откуда? - Но Токен ведь не знает об этом - Нет, он знает!
00:04:17,734 --> 00:04:18,294 Откуда?
00:04:18,294 --> 00:04:18,314 Токен в школе учится, в отличии от тебя, жирный осел! Откуда?
00:04:18,314 --> 00:04:21,084 Токен в школе учится, в отличии от тебя, жирный осел!
00:04:21,224 --> 00:04:23,384 -Жидяра! - Парни, мы теряем клиента!
00:04:25,754 --> 00:04:28,854 Да, парни, отличная идея. Надо позвонить Майклу Джордану по этому поводу
00:04:29,764 --> 00:04:31,024 На чем мы остановились?
00:04:31,524 --> 00:04:33,274 Почему я должен отдавать вам десять процентов
00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:34,934 Токен, вот основная причина
00:04:34,984 --> 00:04:37,594 Скоро тебе будут приходить предложения со всего света
00:04:37,624 --> 00:04:40,804 Поток информации ударит по тебе и ты не сможешь с ним справиться. Ни кто не сможет
00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,824 Эминем, Джастин Тимберлейк, Худи. У всех есть агенты
00:04:43,874 --> 00:04:45,434 Тебе необходим менеджер
00:04:45,434 --> 00:04:45,574 Это выступление в Денвере лишь маленький кусочек, а с нашей помощью ты получишь весь пирог целиком Тебе необходим менеджер
00:04:45,574 --> 00:04:49,474 Это выступление в Денвере лишь маленький кусочек, а с нашей помощью ты получишь весь пирог целиком
00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:53,044 Ну, кажется я решился. Я согласен
00:04:54,734 --> 00:04:56,914 Можно тебя попросить подписать вот тут
00:05:01,294 --> 00:05:02,764 Добро пожаловать в команду, Токен
00:05:02,984 --> 00:05:04,214 Кенни, Токен только что подписал контракт
00:05:05,274 --> 00:05:07,724 Теперь мы в одной команде, Токен
00:05:07,734 --> 00:05:12,384 Ты просто зажигаешь, поешь, выступаешь, а остальное предоставь нам
00:05:19,924 --> 00:05:24,854 И вот наши финалистки. Шестнадцать самых красивых девушек Колорадо
00:05:26,764 --> 00:05:29,004 И сейчас для них споет победитель
00:05:29,164 --> 00:05:31,834 конкурса талантов штата Колорадо
00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:31,864 Токен Блэк конкурса талантов штата Колорадо
00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:33,014 Токен Блэк
00:05:52,524 --> 00:05:54,234 Он здорово поёт!
00:05:54,424 --> 00:05:56,714 Надо пригласить его выступить у Томми
00:05:57,344 --> 00:05:58,964 Вы заинтерисовались нашим клиентом?
00:05:59,274 --> 00:06:01,774 Мы представители Токена. Позвоните - обо всем договоримся
00:06:12,754 --> 00:06:13,954 Между нами девочками
00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:17,104 Ничто не делает мою вагину мокрее чем пение чернокожего
00:06:17,374 --> 00:06:19,454 Ради бога, мистер Гаррисон
00:06:26,784 --> 00:06:27,654 Ты супер, Токен
00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:31,134 - Мы знали, что ты справишься - 200 баксов, Токен, зашибись
00:06:31,144 --> 00:06:33,154 И десять процентов от двухсот это...
00:06:33,504 --> 00:06:34,374 ...двадцать баксов
00:06:34,544 --> 00:06:35,934 Держите
00:06:36,184 --> 00:06:36,684 Шикарно!
00:06:37,154 --> 00:06:40,374 Это только начало. Уверен - теперь к нам в офис будет приходить куча предложений для Токена
00:06:41,224 --> 00:06:43,334 Эй, паренек, ты отлично выступил
00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:44,144 Спасибо
00:06:44,624 --> 00:06:46,964 Дон Хэйсманд из творческого агенства в Лос-Анжелесе
00:06:47,194 --> 00:06:50,454 Дамаю ты далеко пойдешь. Не хочешь подписать контракт?
00:06:50,514 --> 00:06:51,694 Че, серьезно?
00:06:51,734 --> 00:06:54,134 Извините, но у Токена уже есть агент
00:06:54,334 --> 00:06:56,284 Может вы слышали о Супер-Пупер агенстве талантов?
00:06:56,324 --> 00:06:57,254 Нет
00:06:57,414 --> 00:07:00,474 Послушай, Токен, есть шоу, в которых ты мог бы принять участие
00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:02,784 Если ты проидешь со мной в лимузин - мы сможем все обсудить
00:07:03,154 --> 00:07:04,534 Боже мой, согласен
00:07:04,954 --> 00:07:06,214 Токен, у тебя контракт с нами!
00:07:06,504 --> 00:07:09,484 Да ладно вам, ребята. Поймите - это такая возможность для меня
00:07:09,734 --> 00:07:12,584 Да не такие уж они и крутые. У них наверное даже фонтана нет
00:07:12,634 --> 00:07:15,064 Вообще-то наш фонтан размером в два этажа
00:07:16,984 --> 00:07:18,684 Пойдем, Токен. Нам нужно многое обсудить.
00:07:18,784 --> 00:07:20,484 Мистер, вы не можете так с нами поступить!
00:07:20,484 --> 00:07:20,594 Извините, ребятки, это бизнесс Мистер, вы не можете так с нами поступить!
00:07:20,594 --> 00:07:22,704 Извините, ребятки, это бизнесс
00:07:22,784 --> 00:07:25,274 Токен, ты любишь стейк? Знаю я тут одно местечко..
00:07:29,264 --> 00:07:30,364 Черт побери!
00:07:34,044 --> 00:07:36,534 Так нечестно, так нечестно
00:07:36,954 --> 00:07:39,874 Мы столько времени помогали Токену, и вот как он нам отплатил!
00:07:40,054 --> 00:07:44,434 Это показывает, что тяжкий труд ни к чему неприводит. Теперь я стану бездомным наркоманом
00:07:44,434 --> 00:07:44,494 Эй, это агенство талантов? Это показывает, что тяжкий труд ни к чему неприводит. Теперь я стану бездомным наркоманом
00:07:44,494 --> 00:07:47,454 Эй, это агенство талантов?
00:07:48,354 --> 00:07:52,034 Я увидел объявление на улице. Мне нужен представитель
00:07:54,484 --> 00:07:56,424 Ух ты, какой милый фонтан
00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,154 Вам нужен агент?
00:07:58,224 --> 00:07:59,784 Не мне, моей жене
00:08:04,054 --> 00:08:06,944 Это Винг. Она только что из Китая
00:08:07,244 --> 00:08:10,314 Она прибыла нелегально. Китайская мафия нам помогла
00:08:10,504 --> 00:08:11,744 И что она умеет?
00:08:11,954 --> 00:08:14,384 Она поет. Она очень популярна в Китае
00:08:14,384 --> 00:08:14,404 Когда вы ее услышите, вы будете очень удивлены Она поет. Она очень популярна в Китае
00:08:14,404 --> 00:08:16,424 Когда вы ее услышите, вы будете очень удивлены
00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:46,954 Ну, что вы думаете?
00:08:46,984 --> 00:08:50,504 Извини, но раскрутить её с нуля... для нас это слишком большая работа
00:08:50,734 --> 00:08:54,714 Как жаль.. её пригласили на шоу Американский Идол в Лос-Анжелесе
00:08:55,114 --> 00:08:57,954 но я не могу отвезти её, я занят со своим рестораном
00:08:59,794 --> 00:09:01,614 Вы уже сделали всю работу?
00:09:01,684 --> 00:09:04,074 Да. Они сказали что заплатят тысячу долларов
00:09:04,214 --> 00:09:06,304 Сэр, мы с радостью поможем вашей жене.
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,114 -Да! - Правда?
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:08,124 Мы поедем с вашей женой -Да! - Правда?
00:09:08,124 --> 00:09:09,334 Мы поедем с вашей женой
00:09:09,484 --> 00:09:12,934 Все, что ей нужно делать - пойти на шоу, выступить, заработать деньги...
00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,464 а остальное предоставьте нам
00:09:26,921 --> 00:09:28,921 Говнючий Котелок, делайте заказ
00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:30,961 Привет, мистер Лю Ким?
00:09:31,461 --> 00:09:33,031 Это агенты Винг
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:36,301 Все в порядке. Мы прибудем в Лос-Анжелес примерно через 4 часа
00:09:36,881 --> 00:09:39,361 Слушайте, а ваша жена вообще ест?
00:09:39,451 --> 00:09:42,361 Не беспокойтесь о ней. Она маленький нежный цветок
00:09:42,511 --> 00:09:44,311 Она много не ест
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,451 Хорошо. Мы позвоним, как прибудем на телевидение
00:09:46,511 --> 00:09:49,481 Ладно. Постой можно с ней поговорить?
00:09:49,571 --> 00:09:50,691 Да, конечно, вот она
00:09:55,351 --> 00:09:58,771 Наконец-то у моей семьи все впорядке
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:03,241 Добро пожаловать в Говнючий Котелок. Делайте заказ
00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:07,501 Вот дерьмо. Китайская мафия
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:15,051 Мистер Лю Ким, похоже у нас возникла проблема.
00:10:15,771 --> 00:10:17,891 Проблема? В самом деле?
00:10:18,231 --> 00:10:20,861 Для вас мы перевезли вашу жену в США
00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:23,601 За эту услугу вы должны нам десять тысяч долларов
00:10:23,881 --> 00:10:25,881 Вы все еще должны
00:10:25,961 --> 00:10:27,391 Мы работаем над этим
00:10:27,521 --> 00:10:30,751 У нее есть агенты, скоро она достанет деньги
00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:32,831 Слишком поздно, мистер Ким
00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,921 Ваша жена теперь - наша собственность
00:10:34,921 --> 00:10:38,301 Мы отвезем ее в Лос-Анжелес, где она будет работать массажисткой
00:10:38,321 --> 00:10:39,901 до тех пор пока не умрет
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,311 Нет, её здесь нет
00:10:41,491 --> 00:10:42,781 Прошу, дайте нам больше времени
00:10:43,191 --> 00:10:44,461 Где она?
00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:46,441 Она, она в Алабаме
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:48,371 Ты лжешь. Поверните его!
00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:52,791 Не хочешь говорить где она? Хорошо
00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:59,161 О! Мой говнючий-цыпленок!
00:11:01,321 --> 00:11:02,961 О, говнючая говядина!
00:11:04,281 --> 00:11:05,421 Нет, нет остановитесь!
00:11:05,961 --> 00:11:07,701 Прошу, только не говнючие креветки!
00:11:08,131 --> 00:11:10,961 Скажи нам, как её найти. У тебя нет выбора, Лю Ким
00:11:11,581 --> 00:11:14,391 Она отправилась в Лос-Анжелес с агентами.
00:11:14,531 --> 00:11:16,171 Она будет американским идолом
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,491 Это здесь! Участники Американского Идола
00:11:26,521 --> 00:11:27,851 Господи, мы как раз вовремя
00:11:28,451 --> 00:11:28,831 Извините
00:11:29,401 --> 00:11:31,021 Парень, ты че себе позволяешь?
00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:32,871 У нашего клиента прослушивание на шоу
00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,731 Ага. У нас тоже!
00:11:36,171 --> 00:11:37,281 Боже мой!
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,581 Чел, сколько нам ждать?
00:11:39,041 --> 00:11:41,701 Ну, я прождал семнадцать дней
00:11:42,481 --> 00:11:44,161 Нет, так не пойдет, пойдемте
00:11:45,131 --> 00:11:45,871 Извините, мэм
00:11:46,441 --> 00:11:47,831 Ждите в очереди, как все
00:11:47,971 --> 00:11:51,611 Нет, вы не поняли, мы здесь с Винг. Да, именно В И Н Г
00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:55,781 Мэм, мы очень важное агенство талантов
00:11:55,821 --> 00:11:58,961 Если ваши продюссеры узнают, что вы заставляете таких людей стоять в очереди...
00:12:00,361 --> 00:12:02,221 Прошу прощения, это мой сотовый
00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:04,011 Алло
00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:06,461 Аа, привет, полковник Сандерс
00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:10,911 Да, все отлично. Представляете, в Американском Идоле не знают кто такая Винг
00:12:10,911 --> 00:12:10,931 Ладно, забудь Да, все отлично. Представляете, в Американском Идоле не знают кто такая Винг
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:11,941 Ладно, забудь
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:14,461 Вы правы, полковник, больше не давайте ей курицу
00:12:15,561 --> 00:12:17,251 Черт возьми, черт возьми!
00:12:17,251 --> 00:12:17,331 У нас нет времени стоять в очереди - нам в понедельник в школу! Черт возьми, черт возьми!
00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:19,201 У нас нет времени стоять в очереди - нам в понедельник в школу!
00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:20,571 Тупорылые засранцы!
00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:23,631 Что значит "он не придет"? Завтра мы записываем шоу!
00:12:23,901 --> 00:12:25,841 Где я найду другого участника?
00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:27,841 Отлично! Иди и отымей себя!
00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:29,621 Извините, сэр
00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:31,821 я слышал вам нужен участник для шоу?
00:12:32,021 --> 00:12:33,841 У нас есть желающий попасть на ТВ прямо сейчас!
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:34,551 Серьезно?
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,941 У вас на шоу есть денежное вознаграждение?
00:12:37,081 --> 00:12:38,641 Да, победитель получает тысячу долларов.
00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:40,091 Отлично наш клиент сделает это!
00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:42,231 Здорово. Вы спасли мою задницу.
00:12:42,341 --> 00:12:43,741 Встретимся на шестой сцене
00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:45,551 Ваше шоу такое же хорошее, как Американский Идол?
00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,921 Нет, оно лучше. Называется Противник
00:12:49,221 --> 00:12:50,021 Че это такое?
00:12:51,461 --> 00:12:53,541 Сегодня вечером двое людей будут сражаться за славу
00:12:53,571 --> 00:12:55,791 Один останется, другой отправится домой
00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:55,811 В новом популярном шоу Сильвестра Сталонне.. Один останется, другой отправится домой
00:12:55,811 --> 00:12:57,941 В новом популярном шоу Сильвестра Сталонне..
00:12:59,241 --> 00:12:59,981 Противник
00:13:00,411 --> 00:13:02,791 Дамы и господа, добро пожаловать на шоу Противник!
00:13:03,301 --> 00:13:05,671 В красном углу в сине-белых трусах
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:08,811 разрушитель из Дель Фуендо, Мексика
00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:13,071 Мануэлло Ферррррнандооо
00:13:16,561 --> 00:13:18,491 Давай! Покажи им!
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,011 И боец из синего угла
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:23,701 в великолепном пышном платье с цветами
00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:26,091 Винннг
00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:29,101 Давай Винг, сделай это!
00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:41,641 Врежь ей!
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:47,671 Бог мой, чувак..
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:50,171 наверное ей щас больно
00:13:57,981 --> 00:14:01,661 Кто-нибудь. Помогите четырем детям и китаянке вернуться в Колорадо
00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:03,501 Надеюсь на вашу помощь
00:14:03,811 --> 00:14:04,531 Эй, ребята
00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:11,511 Мистер Сталонне говорит, ему жаль, что у вас ничего не вышло
00:14:11,991 --> 00:14:12,861 А, срасибо
00:14:16,391 --> 00:14:18,741 Мистер Сталонне считает, что у вашей певицы талант
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:21,681 Ему понравился её голос
00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:25,771 Когда она пела...
00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:28,401 он даже прослезился
00:14:28,611 --> 00:14:30,991 Спасибо, мистер Сталонне. Жаль, что из нее не вышел хороший боксер
00:14:34,451 --> 00:14:37,601 Мистер Сталонне хочет чтобы Винг выступила на свадьбе его сына
00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:39,601 Че, правда?
00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,091 Ей заплатят 4000 долларов
00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:44,761 Четыре штуки баксов?
00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:50,511 Завтра по этому адресу в 14.00. И не опаздывайте!
00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:51,631 Не опоздаем!
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,091 Парни! Парни!
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:00,411 Чего?
00:15:00,501 --> 00:15:04,151 Сталонне хочет чтобы Винг выступила на свадьбе его сына за четыре тысячи баксов!!!
00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:05,731 -[Что?] - Чтоб меня
00:15:05,851 --> 00:15:08,351 Это четыреста баксов для нас! Мы это сделали!
00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:17,451 Стойте, а где Винг?
00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:21,471 Че за фигня, мы думали она с вами!
00:15:22,201 --> 00:15:23,471 Нет, она была с вами!
00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:25,301 О, господи
00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:30,511 Если то большое агенство узнает, что у нее есть работа, они снова украдут у нас клиента!
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:32,981 Винг! Винг!
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,271 Винг, Винг, где ты?
00:15:36,191 --> 00:15:38,101 Ты думала, что сможешь убежать от нас?
00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:41,591 О, нет!
00:15:43,201 --> 00:15:44,961 Эй, это наш клиент!
00:15:48,461 --> 00:15:49,971 Они снова нас сделали!
00:15:50,121 --> 00:15:52,501 Это грязное агенство опять украло у нас клиента
00:15:52,681 --> 00:15:56,681 Не в этот раз. Они уронили визитку. Теперь мы знаем их местонахождение
00:15:56,871 --> 00:15:59,951 Мы пойдем туда и вернем нашего клиента
00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:18,758 Видите ли, миссис Ким, когда вы заключили с нами сделку вы поставили на кон свою жизнь
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,668 Да, мы перевозим граждан Китая в США
00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:25,118 Но когда они сюда приезжают, они становятся нашими рабами
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,168 Это древний бизнесс
00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,468 И никто не сможет нас остановить
00:16:36,018 --> 00:16:38,088 249, вот это место
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,138 Черт, это агенство впечатляет!
00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:42,568 Еще бы, ведь они у всех крадут агентов
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,208 Просто четыре ребенка
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,548 Ага, можете отсосать у меня
00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:55,368 Эй, нам надо поговорить с кем-нибудь! Сейчас же!
00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:57,458 Боже мой, ребята. Смотрите!
00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:01,148 У них действительно шикарный фонтан!
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:07,688 Вы, говнюки, украли нашего клиента. А как же деловая этика?
00:17:07,758 --> 00:17:08,568 Скажи им, Кайл
00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:12,628 Думаете вы развлекательный бизнесс? Как бы не так! Верните нам Винг!
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,928 Господи, они действительно хотят, чтобы Винг была их клиентом!
00:17:21,338 --> 00:17:23,418 Какого черта? Вперед, вперед!
00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:26,428 Может нам лучше сдаться?
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:31,318 Не фига, чувак. Если мы позволим им красть наших клиентов, то никогда не станем настоящим агенством!
00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:34,188 Да! Если они хотят играть жестко, мы тоже будем играть жестко!
00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:35,178 Картмэн!
00:17:38,698 --> 00:17:40,228 Хотите жесткой игры? Ладно!
00:17:41,158 --> 00:17:42,138 Получайте!
00:17:46,058 --> 00:17:49,098 Нужно найти Винг! Вы с Кенни идите туда
00:17:52,778 --> 00:17:53,628 Винг?
00:18:05,058 --> 00:18:06,608 Тупорылое агенство!
00:18:18,658 --> 00:18:19,918 Ладно, Кенни, пошли!
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:21,418 Кенни?
00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:23,808 Кенни!
00:18:25,808 --> 00:18:28,168 Не волнуйся, Кенни, твоя смерть не напрасна!
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:30,488 Мы вернем Винг
00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:32,228 И заработаем тонну денег!
00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:32,908 Клянусь тебе!
00:18:40,488 --> 00:18:41,358 Они убили кенни!
00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:42,758 Сволочи!
00:18:43,648 --> 00:18:44,298 Довольно!
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:48,638 Я вас уважаю, мальчики, за то что смогли сюда пройти
00:18:48,978 --> 00:18:51,528 Но если подойдете ближе - я вышибу ей мозги
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,938 Вот не надо этого говна! Мертвой она вам не нужна и вы это знаете!
00:18:54,938 --> 00:18:54,948 Вы ее не убъете - она не сможет заплатить вам Вот не надо этого говна! Мертвой она вам не нужна и вы это знаете!
00:18:54,948 --> 00:18:57,158 Вы ее не убъете - она не сможет заплатить вам
00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:59,218 Мы знаем, мы тоже в этом бизнессе
00:18:59,748 --> 00:19:02,618 У этой женщины с нами контракт. Она принадлежит нам!
00:19:02,698 --> 00:19:04,978 Мы первые подписали с ней контракт. Она наша!
00:19:05,008 --> 00:19:06,368 Её жизнь принадлежит нам!
00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:07,408 Нет нам!
00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:08,908 Парни! Парни! Парни!
00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:10,808 Вы, че, не видите, что мы делаем?
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:15,388 Господи, мы говорим о человеке, как о вещи
00:19:16,818 --> 00:19:18,678 Посмотрите, кем мы стали!
00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,028 Злость и насилие, и все ради чего?
00:19:21,518 --> 00:19:25,448 Чтобы управлять чьей-то жизнью. Пытаемся присосаться, как пиявки!
00:19:26,128 --> 00:19:26,578 Да
00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:29,978 Винг не принадлежит ни нам, ни вам
00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:32,808 Мы в бизнессе, в котором люди - это товар
00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:39,128 Может быть ты и прав
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:43,688 Все это время мы управляли чужими надеждами и мечтами
00:19:43,798 --> 00:19:45,628 Забывая, что они тоже люди
00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:48,798 Да, не очень приятное ощущение
00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,998 Я устал от этого занятия
00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:54,768 Это очень грязный, извращенный бизнесс
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,208 Да, хреновый бизнесс. Я выхожу из дела
00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:57,598 Я тоже
00:19:57,898 --> 00:19:59,298 Да ладно вам, парни
00:19:59,918 --> 00:20:00,888 Мы тоже выходим
00:20:01,308 --> 00:20:03,598 Надо искать другои способ зарабатывать деньги
00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:07,318 С этого момента все наши контракты отменяются!
00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:08,288 Здорово
00:20:16,568 --> 00:20:19,418 Мистер Сталонне благодарит всех за то что пришли на свадьбу его сына
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:22,298 А сейчас спецальное выступление
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,438 С радостью представляем вам
00:20:26,438 --> 00:20:26,448 Винг! С радостью представляем вам
00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:26,968 Винг!
00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:42,598 Ребята, спасибо вам за все. Вы действительно нам помогли
00:20:42,738 --> 00:20:46,008 Вы правы, ребята, у нее восхитительный голос!
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,238 Если б не вы, никто не услышал бы ее пение
00:20:49,238 --> 00:20:49,248 Я думаю, мы поняли, что талант надо оставить талантливым людям Если б не вы, никто не услышал бы ее пение
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,058 Я думаю, мы поняли, что талант надо оставить талантливым людям
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,458 Не желаете еще чего-нибудь?
00:20:54,748 --> 00:20:55,378 Токен??
00:20:55,778 --> 00:20:56,788 О. Привет, ребята
00:20:57,308 --> 00:20:58,068 Вы что здесь делаете?
00:20:58,428 --> 00:21:00,078 Токен, ты обслуживаешь столики?
00:21:00,408 --> 00:21:03,578 Да. Так вышло, что агенство ничего для меня не сделало
00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:05,008 Я зарабатываю деньги на билет домой
00:21:05,258 --> 00:21:06,868 О, чувак, это фигово
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:09,848 Принеси-ка еще хлеба и оливок. Давай-давай!
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,728 Бог мой, какой прекрасный голос
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,368 Да, она чуткий, нежный цветочек
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00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,325 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:39,582 Children -- Children, we have a very special announcement.
00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:42,585 Your classmate Token has just returned
00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,629 from winning the Colorado Child Star Contest
00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,506 with his incredible singing.
00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,258 Well, let's give him a hand!
00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:51,635 Token sings?
00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:53,471 Of course he sings. He's black.
00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:56,223 Token is going to sing in front of a huge audience
00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,476 at the Miss Colorado pageant in Denver!
00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:01,854 And for doing it, he's gonna be paid $200!
00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,355 ALL: Whoa!
00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,399 $200?
00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,859 Now, of course, as a woman,
00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,445 I'm a bit against those chauvinistic pageants,
00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,906 but I hope that you children take a moment today
00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:15,701 to congratulate Token for being so special.
00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:18,370 [ Bell rings ]
00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:21,499 Wow, $200. Can you imagine?
00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,626 How come we never get opportunities like that?
00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,169 You want to know what it is, guys?
00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,378 We're not talented?
00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:28,005 That's right. We're not talented.
00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,799 See, we're not the artistic side.
00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,759 We're the thinking side.
00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,677 Yeah. We're too smart to be talented.
00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,013 Wait. You guys. I just had an amazing idea.
00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,765 Token is going right to the top, right?
00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,226 - He's gonna be a huge star. - Probably.
00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:41,769 So why shouldn't <i>we</i> get some of that money?
00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:42,978 We can be Token's agents.
00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,939 That way we get 10% of whatever he makes.
00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:45,940 Hey, yeah.
00:01:46,065 --> 00:01:47,858 We deserve that money just as much as he does.
00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:50,528 We just need a really kick-ass office and some nice suits.
00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:51,862 A-And a fountain in our lobby.
00:01:51,987 --> 00:01:54,031 All top agencies have fountains in their lobbies.
00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,866 We got to make Token think he needs us,
00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:59,036 when actually he doesn't need us at all.
00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,164 [ Up-tempo blues-rock plays ]
00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,473 [ Music continues ]
00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:32,570 [ Birds chirping ]
00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:36,073 - He's looking at the sign! - Perfect.
00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,284 You guys get back to the office. I'll bring Token there.
00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:39,201 All right.
00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,911 Wait, wait. You guys. This is very important.
00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,580 When I bring Token back the office,
00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:45,457 have Kenny hide in another room and call the phone on my desk.
00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,041 Why?
00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,751 I'll answer it and pretend I'm talking
00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,211 to somebody super famous and important.
00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,088 When Token sees that, maybe he'll think we're legit.
00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,674 - That's genius. - Okay. Go! Go! Here he comes.
00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:56,343 Yeah, well, then tell him we're just not interested.
00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:57,845 Oh, hey, Token!
00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,597 Buddy, my man! What is up?
00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:00,431 Nothin'.
00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:03,100 I heard you're doing some thing down in Denver tomorrow night.
00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:03,893 Yeah.
00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,352 I don't know if I ever told you this before,
00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:06,437 but I'm actually an agent
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,897 over at the Super Awesome Talent Agency.
00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,440 You may have seen our ads around town.
00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,525 Anyway, why don't you come down to the office, Token?
00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,944 Maybe I can convince the company to represent you.
00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,571 I'm supposed to be home by 3:30.
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,364 This will only take a second.
00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,077 Welcome to our offices, Token.
00:03:22,203 --> 00:03:25,873 As you can see, we are quite a successful company.
00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,584 Did you notice the fountain? Pretty nice, hmm?
00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,795 Come right over this way, Token.
00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,339 Guys, you remember Token.
00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:34,632 He's thinking about becoming a client.
00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:37,259 Oh, Token. Right. Yeah. You're making a smart move, man.
00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,470 Now, Token, I know what you're saying to yourself.
00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:40,638 You're saying,
00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,348 [ Imitating Token ] "Hey, why do I need an agency?
00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,099 Why should I give them 10%?"
00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,184 [ Normal voice ] Right?
00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:46,769 Yeah.
00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,646 Token, the truth is that without representation,
00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,481 you're in danger of being taken advantage of.
00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:51,523 [ Telephone rings ]
00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,317 Excuse me just a second, Token.
00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,152 Super Awesome Talent Agency.
00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,362 Oh, yes! Hello!
00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:58,614 How are you, Abraham Lincoln?
00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,324 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:01,825 No, I'm happy you called, Abraham Lincoln.
00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:03,702 I'm just sort of in the middle of something right now.
00:04:03,827 --> 00:04:04,828 Can I talk to you?
00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:06,538 Uh, I'll call you back, Abe.
00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,958 What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,793 I'm making it look like important people call us.
00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,003 Abraham Lincoln has been dead for 200 years.
00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,590 Well, Token doesn't know that.
00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,050 - Yes, he does! - How?!
00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:20,636 Token actually pays attention in school, unlike you, fat-ass!
00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:21,345 Jew!
00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,222 You guys, we're gonna lose our client.
00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,017 Yes, yes. I think that's a good idea, guys.
00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,686 Let's give Michael Jordan a call about that.
00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:31,188 [ Clears throat ] Uh, now, where were we?
00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,107 We were at why I should give you 10%.
00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:34,483 Look, Token, here's the bottom line.
00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,443 You're gonna start having a lot of offers coming at you
00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,528 from all directions.
00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:38,904 A media storm is about to hit you.
00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,864 And you can't handle it on your own. Nobody can.
00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:43,534 Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Hootie -- They all have agents.
00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,119 You need somebody to manage it all for you.
00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,246 This thing in Denver is just the crust, Token.
00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,873 With our support, you can have the whole pie.
00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,918 Well, I guess that makes sense. All right.
00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,006 Uh, if we could just get you to sign right here?
00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,386 Welcome to the team, Token.
00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,221 Oh, Kenny, Token just signed with us.
00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,097 Mrph rm!
00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,974 From now on we are an entertainment team, Token.
00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,892 You just do all the singing, all the performing,
00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:12,771 and all the entertaining and leave the rest to us.
00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:19,737 [Applause ]
00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,322 And there are your finalists,
00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:24,867 the 16 most beautiful women in Colorado.
00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,954 Here to sing for our 16 lucky finalists,
00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,373 the winner of the Colorado Child Star Contest --
00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,042 Token Black.
00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,585 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:39,631 [ Lou Rawls' "You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine" plays ]
00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:42,760 [ Deep voice ] ♪ You'll never find ♪
00:05:42,885 --> 00:05:45,387 ♪ As long as you live ♪
00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,931 ♪ Someone who loves you ♪
00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:51,894 ♪ Tender like I do ♪
00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,188 - ♪ You'll never find ♪ - Wow. He's really great.
00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:56,940 We should get him to sing at Tommy's bar mitzvah.
00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,859 Oh, you're interested in hiring our client?
00:05:58,984 --> 00:05:59,985 We represent Token.
00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,695 Give us a call. We'll work out a deal.
00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,114 ♪ Oh, I'm not bragging on myself, baby ♪
00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:08,077 ♪ But I'm the one who loves you, and there's no one else ♪
00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:11,705 ♪ No-o-o-o-o-o ♪
00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,706 ♪ One else ♪
00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,041 Just between us girls,
00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,752 nothing gets my vag wetter than a black man singing.
00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,505 Mr. Garrison! For the love of God.
00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:23,509 ♪ You're gonna miss, you're gonna miss my love ♪
00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,889 - You were awesome, Token! - We knew you could do it!
00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,974 $200, Token. That's great!
00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,143 And 10% of $200 is...
00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,228 $20.
00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,229 Here you go.
00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,772 - Mrph rm! - Sweet!
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:37,856 This is just the beginning.
00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,233 I bet we start to see all kinds of offers
00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:40,275 coming in for Token now.
00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:43,404 Hey, there, my man. That was a great performance.
00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,363 Thanks.
00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,990 Don Hizeman, Creative Arts Agency in Los Angeles.
00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:48,492 I think you've got real promise.
00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:50,160 How would you like to sign with C.A.A.?
00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,787 Are you serious?
00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,997 Uh, excuse me. Token already has representation.
00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:56,166 You may have heard of Super Awesome Talent Agency.
00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,292 Mm, no.
00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,002 Uh, look, Token, there's some shows in L.A.
00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:00,462 we want to book you on right away.
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,714 If you come out to my limo, we can talk everything through.
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,216 Oh, my God. Okay!
00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,218 Token, you signed with us!
00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,219 Oh, come on, guys.
00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,555 You have to see what a huge opportunity this is for me.
00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,597 They're not so great!
00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:12,516 They probably don't have a fountain in their lobby.
00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:15,060 Actually, our fountain is two stories tall.
00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:16,812 Ooh.
00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,564 Come on, Token! We have a lot to talk about.
00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,149 Mister, you can't do this to us.
00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:21,150 Sorry, kids.
00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,484 Nature of the business, you know?
00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:23,527 Do you like steak, Token?
00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:26,488 I know a great place a few blocks from here.
00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,907 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,451 God damn it!
00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:36,290 So unfair. It's so unfair.
00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,250 All that time and effort we spent helping Token,
00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,751 and this is the thanks we get?
00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,087 This just goes to show that hard work doesn't pay off.
00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,131 I'm gonna be a homeless drug addict from now on!
00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,967 Uh, hello. Is this the talent agency?
00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:47,926 Huh?
00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,220 I see sign on the street for a talent agency.
00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:51,930 I need a representation.
00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,435 Hey, wowee. Nice fountain.
00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,103 You're looking for a talent agent?
00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,605 No, not me. My wife.
00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,773 [ Shouts in Chinese ]
00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:06,820 This is Wing. She just come over from China.
00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:10,365 She over here illegally. The Chinese Mafia help me out.
00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,533 And what does she do?
00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,077 Oh, she sing. She very popular in China.
00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,371 Here. You just sit and listen, you'll be very impressed.
00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,624 [ Speaking Chinese ]
00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:24,838 [Abba's "Dancing Queen" plays ]
00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,051 [ Chinese accent ] ♪ You can dance ♪
00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,470 ♪ You can jive ♪
00:08:31,595 --> 00:08:35,057 ♪ Having the time of your life ♪
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,519 ♪ Ooh, see that girl ♪
00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,521 ♪ Watch that scene ♪
00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:44,983 ♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪
00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,985 Well? What you think?
00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,238 We're sorry, dude, but getting her career off the ground
00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,614 would take too much work for us.
00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,115 Aw. That too bad.
00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:55,118 She just got accepted to be on "American Idol" in Los Angeles,
00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,955 but I can't take her 'cause I have to mind the restaurant.
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,458 You've...already done all the work?
00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,669 Yeah. They say they pay $1,000.
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,213 Sir, we would love to sign your wife.
00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,006 - Yeah! - Really?
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,258 We'll go to L.A. with your wife.
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,718 All she has to do is go on the show, do all the performing,
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,721 make all the money, and leave the rest to us.
00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,306 ♪ Feel the beat ♪
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:21,395 ♪ From the tambourine ♪
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,567 [ Telephone rings ]
00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:29,027 Chitty Wok. Take your order, please.
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:31,196 STAN: Hi. Mr. Lu Kim?
00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,698 Uh, hi. It's Wing's agents.
00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:33,699 Everything's fine, yeah.
00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:35,450 We're supposed to arrive in Los Angeles
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,660 in about four hours.
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,288 Listen, does your wife ever eat or anything?
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,622 Oh, don't worry about her.
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,666 She a very delicate little flower.
00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,376 She -- She don't need to eat much.
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,461 All right. We'll call you after she goes on TV.
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,464 Okay, bye. Oh, wait. Can I talk to my wife, please?
00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:52,217 Oh, sure. Here she is.
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,262 [ Shouting in Chinese ]
00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,513 Okay.
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,932 Finally, everything working out for me and my family.
00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,726 [ Thunder crashes ]
00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,270 Welcome to Chitty Wok. Take your order, please.
00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,522 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,566 Oh, crap. Chinese Mafia.
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,692 Aaah!
00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:09,693 [ Choking ]
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,486 Aah! Aah!
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:15,240 Mr. Lu Kim, it appears we have a problem.
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,076 Oh, a problem? Really?
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,746 We smuggled your wife into United States for you.
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,707 You were to pay us $10,000 for that service,
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,751 yet we have yet to be paid.
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,461 We -- We working on it.
00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,920 She -- She got talent agent.
00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,006 She's about to make a whole lot of money!
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,883 It's too late for that, Mr. Kim.
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,635 Your wife is now our property.
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,054 We taking her to Los Angeles, where she will work
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,806 in massage parlor until she works off the debt.
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,183 No. She -- She not here.
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,809 Please, just give a little more time.
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,686 - [ Grunts ] - Where is she?
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,521 She -- She in Alabama.
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,523 You're lying. Turn him around.
00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:49,941 Yeah? Wha-- Aah!
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,777 You don't want to tell us where she is?
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,571 All right. [ Shouting in Chinese ]
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,326 No! My chitty chicken!
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,579 No! The chitty beef!
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,499 No! No! Wait! Please! Stop!
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,626 Please, not the chitty shrimp.
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:09,961 Tell us where to find her, Lu Kim.
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,380 You have no choice.
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,466 She -- She go Los Angeles with her agents.
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,134 She gonna be American Idol.
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,428 [ Sobbing ]
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,436 There it is. ""American Idol' contestants."
00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,021 Jesus. We made it just in time.
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,064 Excuse us.
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,941 Hey, kid, what do you think you're doing?
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,818 Our client has an audition on this show.
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,695 Yeah. So do we.
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,406 Oh, Christ!
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:38,782 Dude, how long is the wait?
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,035 It's been about 17 days for me.
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,746 Oh, no. No, no, no. Come on.
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,081 Excuse me, ma'am.
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,916 Wait in line with everyone else.
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,209 No. I don't think you understand.
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,212 We're here with Wing. That's right<i>. The</i> Wing.
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,507 Ma'am, we are a very important talent agency.
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,884 If your producers knew you were forcing people of our stature
00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,220 - to the back of the line -- - [ Imitates cellphone ringing ]
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,305 Oh, excuse me, everyone. That's my cellphone.
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:04,224 [ Clears throat ] Hello?
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,269 Oh, yes! Hi...Colonel Sanders.
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,563 Yes, I'm doing great, but someone at "American Idol"
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,897 doesn't know who Wing is.
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:11,940 Aw, just forget it!
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,233 You're right, Colonel Sanders.
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,318 You shouldn't give her any more chicken!
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,028 God damn it! God damn it!
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,072 We can't wait in line. We have to be in school on Monday.
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,365 Stupid assholes!
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,075 What do you mean your client isn't coming?
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,869 We're taping the show tomorrow!
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,037 Where am I gonna find another contestant?
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,039 Fine! Go screw yourself!
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,666 Uh, excuse me, sir.
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,043 Did I hear you say you needed somebody for your show?
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,920 We have somebody who's ready to go on TV right away.
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:34,838 Really?
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,965 Is there a cash prize involved in your show as well?
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,800 Well, yeah. Winner gets $1,000.
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,302 All right! Our client will do it!
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,304 Great! You kids just saved my ass.
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,722 See you over at stage six.
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,640 Hey, is your show as good as "American Idol"?
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:49,102 No. This is better. It's called "The Contender."
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,188 What's "The Contender"?
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,774 MAN: Tonight -- two people will compete for glory.
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,609 One will stay, one will go home,
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,778 in the new hit show by Sylvester Stallone...
00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:58,862 Hey, yo.
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,197 MAN: ..."The Contender."
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:03,241 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "The Contender."
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,869 Fighting out of the red corner, wearing blue-and-white trunks --
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,872 "The Destructor" from Del Fuego, Méjico --
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:13,418 Manuello Fer-r-r-nando!
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,296 [ Cheering ]
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,341 Let's go! Let's see a good fight!
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,009 And fighting out of the blue corner,
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,179 wearing a gorgeous floral-patterned silk dress --
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,263 Wing!
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,182 [ Cheering ]
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,183 - Come on, Wing! - Let's do it, Wing!
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,309 - Let's go, Wing! - Mrph rm!
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,852 [ Bell rings ]
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,938 [Abba's "Fernando" plays ]
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,524 ♪ There was something in the air that night ♪
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:40,278 ♪ The stars were bright, Fernando ♪
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,571 Come on! Hit her!
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,990 ♪ They were shining there for you and me ♪
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,325 ALL: Oh!
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,910 ♪ For liberty ♪
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,161 Oh, my God, dude!
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,121 She's got a hell of a chin. I'll give her that.
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,000 ALL: Aww!
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,126 Lame.
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:58,797 Anyone?
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,508 Help four boys and a Chinese woman get back to Colorado.
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,635 Your gift of hope is a great deduction.
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,178 Hey, kid.
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,556 [ Mumbling ]
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,850 Mr. Stallone says he's sorry
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,685 it couldn't go better for you back there.
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,019 Oh. Thanks.
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,189 Yo, kid. [ Mumbling ]
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,608 Mr. Stallone thinks your singer has a lot of talent.
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,110 [ Mumbling ]
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,611 He really likes her voice.
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,697 [ Mumbling ]
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,866 You know, the way she vocalizes the melody...
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,033 [ Mumbling ]
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,410 ...brings tears to his eyes.
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,452 Thanks, Mr. Stallone.
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,079 We're just sorry she wasn't a better boxer.
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,999 [ Mumbling ]
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,752 Uh, Mr. Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding.
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,504 You do?
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,089 [ Mumbling ]
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,300 He'll pay her $4,000.
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,968 $4,000?
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,511 [ Howls ]
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,763 Be at this address tomorrow, 2:00 p.m. sharp.
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,557 And don't be late.
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,558 We won't.
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,311 [ Mumbling ]
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,022 - Aah! - Aah!
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,150 - You guys! You guys! - What?
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,569 Sylvester Stallone wants Wing to sing at his son's wedding!
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,279 He's gonna pay her $4,000!
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,780 - Mrph? - Get out!
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,033 That's $400 for us. We did it!
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:09,659 - Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,077 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,579 - ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪ - ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:13,997 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,373 - ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪ - ♪ Hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! ♪
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,583 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,126 Where's Wing?
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,963 What do you mean? We thought she was with you.
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,049 No, she was with you.
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,675 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,428 If that big C.A.A. talent agency finds out she has work,
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,597 they're gonna try to steal her away from us again.
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,682 Wing? Wing?
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,142 - Wing! Wing! - Wing! Here, Wing.
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,143 Mrph!
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,230 You thought you could run from us, did you?
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,733 Oh, no!
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,195 Hey! That's <i>our</i> client!
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,866 They did it to us <i>again!</i>
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,410 That dirty talent agency stole our client <i>again!</i>
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,496 Not this time. They dropped their card.
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,873 Now we know where C.A.A. talent agency is.
00:15:56,998 --> 00:16:01,503 And we're gonna march in there and get our client back.
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,268 You see, Mrs. Kim, when you made a deal with us,
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,020 you signed your life away.
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,607 Yes, we help Chinese citizens sneak into the U.S.,
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,276 but when they get here, they become our slaves.
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,987 It's an age-old business,
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:30,865 and nobody has the guts to stop us.
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,289 2490. All right. This is the place.
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,958 Damn. C.A.A. is pretty impressive.
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,209 Of course it's impressive!
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,086 They steal everyone else's clients!
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,674 [ Shouting in Chinese ]
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,051 Yeah. Whatever. You can suck our balls.
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,804 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,638 Hello?
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,765 We want to talk to somebody right now!
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,976 Oh, my God, you guys. Look.
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,022 They <i>do</i> have an amazing fountain.
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,607 [ Shouting in Chinese ]
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,026 You assholes stole our client!
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,861 How about some goddamn business ethics?
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:08,862 You tell 'em, Kyle.
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,072 You think you own the business, but you don't.
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,033 Give us back Wing right now!
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,995 - Aah! - Mrph!
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,121 [ Gunfire ]
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,623 Jesus! They really want Wing as their client!
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,376 What the hell is that? Go, go!
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,504 Dude, maybe we should give up!
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,630 No. Screw that, dude.
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,549 If we keep letting C.A.A. take all our clients,
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,259 we're never gonna make it as talent agents!
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,219 Yeah, if these talent agents want to play rough,
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,304 we can play rough, too.
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,263 Cartman!
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,935 You want to play rough?! Okay!
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,437 Take this!
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,980 Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,609 We got to split up and find Wing!
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,778 You and Kenny go that way!
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,279 Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,865 Wing?
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,161 [ Grunting ]
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,413 - [ Dramatic music plays ] - Whoa-oh-oh!
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,544 Stupid talent agents!
00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,381 Oh!
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,008 [ Screams ]
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,264 Oh! [ Screaming ]
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,892 All right, Kenny. Let's go.
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,852 Kenny?
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,853 Kenny!
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,605 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,650 Don't worry, Kenny. You didn't die for nothing.
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,860 We're gonna get Wing back as our client and --
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,028 and make a ton of money!
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,738 I swear it to you!
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,199 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,746 They killed Kenny!
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:43,581 You bastards!
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,500 Enough!
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,293 I have a lot of respect for you boys,
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,753 fighting your way in here.
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,589 But you come any closer and I'll blow her brains out.
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:52,799 Don't give us that crap.
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,634 She's no good to you dead, and you know it.
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,760 Yeah. You wouldn't kill her.
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,262 'Cause then she can't pay you money.
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,681 We know because we're in the same business you are.
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,724 This woman has a contract with us.
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,809 We own her.
00:19:02,934 --> 00:19:04,102 She had a contract with us first.
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,103 <i>We</i> own her.
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,479 Her life belongs to us!
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,814 Her life belongs to <i>us!</i>
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,399 Guys, guys, guys!
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,401 Don't you see what we're doing?
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,735 Jesus.
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,362 We're not talking about an object here.
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,489 We're -- We're talking about a person.
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:19,159 I mean, look at what we've all become.
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:21,452 All this violence and anger, and for what?
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,371 For control over somebody's life
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,707 who we're all just trying to leech off of.
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,792 Yeah.
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,878 Wing doesn't belong to us or to you.
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,462 We're all just caught up in a business
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,965 that treats people like commodities.
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,135 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,054 Perhaps...you're right.
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,556 We've spent all this time
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,017 mooching off the hopes and dreams of others,
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:46,144 forgetting that they are human beings.
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:49,063 Yeah. It's not a very satisfying feeling.
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,565 [ Sighs ]
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,400 I am tired of this business.
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,486 It is a very dirty and perverse business.
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,905 It's a lousy business. I quit.
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:57,906 Me too.
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,657 Aw -- Aw, guys. Come on.
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,159 We quit, too.
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,661 It's time for us to find another way to make money.
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,788 From now on, all contracts we have on people
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:07,415 are null and void.
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,209 - All right! - All right!
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,507 [ Mumbling ]
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,510 Mr. Stallone thanks all of you for coming to his son's wedding.
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:20,762 [ Mumbling ]
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,973 And now as a special treat...
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,227 it is his pleasure to give you the music of Wing!
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,853 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,772 [ Down-tempo introduction plays ]
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,607 ♪ Sing ♪
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,277 ♪ Sing a song ♪
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,197 ♪ Make it simple ♪
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,324 Boys, thank you so much for everything.
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,742 You really help us out.
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,452 Yes. You were right, kids.
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,204 Her voice is so beautiful.
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,538 To think we would have made it
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,249 so nobody would ever hear her sing.
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,042 I think we all learned it's best to leave talent
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,794 to the talented people.
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,712 Can I clear some of your plates, folks?
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:55,630 Token?
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,881 Oh. Hey, guys.
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,174 W-What are you doing here?
00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,802 - Token, you're waiting tables? - Yeah.
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,178 Well, it turns out an agency
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,763 really doesn't do anything for you.
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,348 I'm trying to work my way back home.
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,183 Oh, man. That's too bad, Token.
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,601 Hey, could you bring us some more bread?
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,228 Oh, and some more olive oil. Chop-chop.
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:14,899 ♪ To last your whole life long ♪
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,068 My God. Her voice is so beautiful.
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,487 Yes. She's a very delicate little flower.
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,990 [ Shouting in Chinese ]
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,701 ♪ Sing ♪
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:29,956 ♪ Sing a song ♪
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,461 ♪ La la-la la-la la la la-la la-la ♪
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,923 ♪ La-la la la la-la-laaa ♪
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,009 ♪ Sing ♪
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,512 ♪ Sing a song ♪
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,640 ♪ Sing out loud ♪
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:52,020 ♪ Sing out strong ♪
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:58,443 ♪ Sing of good things, not bad ♪
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:03,865 ♪ Sing of the happy, not sad ♪

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