Сдохни, хиппи, сдохни — Картман ищет способ сократить растущее поголовье хиппи, которое заполонит Южный Парк накануне грандиозного хиппи-фестиваля. Но фестиваль-таки состоялся, и на плечи Картмана выпадает спасение города.

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Сдохни, хиппи, сдохни

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Сезон: 09Серия: 02

Описание

Картман ищет способ сократить растущее поголовье хиппи, которое заполонит Южный Парк накануне грандиозного хиппи-фестиваля. Но фестиваль-таки состоялся, и на плечи Картмана выпадает спасение города.

Субтитры

00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:12,322 Саут Парк / 9 сезон 2 серия
00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:22,749 Умрите, чертовы хиппи
00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:39,724 Translation by Я@R / Timing by Terrat
00:00:40,604 --> 00:00:43,524 Здравствуйте, мадам. Я работаю над чисткой окрестностей от паразитов.
00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:47,064 Не будете ли вы против если я быстро осмотрю ваш дом? я боюсь что у вас могут быть Хиппи.
00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:48,734 Хиппи?
00:00:49,524 --> 00:00:51,484 Да, в последнее время они начали появляться в наших краях.
00:00:53,114 --> 00:00:56,034 У Мисс Нельсон по соседству было 7 хиппи в подвале. Обычно они живут в колониях.
00:00:57,784 --> 00:01:00,284 Гм, я не люблю этот звук. Могу я осмотреть ваш чердак.
00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,714 О да. Посмотрите на это, мэм.
00:01:07,174 --> 00:01:08,424 Видите? Хиппи.
00:01:12,174 --> 00:01:13,094 Ой
00:01:13,304 --> 00:01:16,844 Этих мы обычно называем хихикающими любителями гашиша. Довольно распространенная форма хиппи, обычно сосредоточенная на чердаках.
00:01:18,804 --> 00:01:21,604 Проблема, если вы видите одного хиппи, есть вероятность, что их намного больше.
00:01:21,604 --> 00:01:22,774 Где у вас задний двор.
00:01:25,064 --> 00:01:28,234 Да, это что я думал. Видите? У вас круг барабанщиков на заднем дворе.
00:01:31,114 --> 00:01:34,864 О, да. Они объявились несколько дней назад, но я не думала, что они повредят что-нибудь.
00:01:35,074 --> 00:01:38,534 Да, вы знаете, был парень в Джексоне, у которого был небольшой круг барабанщиков на заднем дворе.
00:01:38,534 --> 00:01:40,534 Это превратилось в круг барабанщиков 4 мили в диаметре.
00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:43,624 Сначала у вас есть несколько хиппи играющих на барабанах, а потом в один момент у вас собственная колония.
00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:46,834 О боже, что я должна делать?
00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:52,924 Хорошо, ваш чердак мы можем дезинфицировать полимерэтаном. К Кругу барабанщиков мы применим газ.
00:01:55,764 --> 00:02:00,554 Вау, как я оказался здесь? Чувак, я такой накуренный!!!
00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:02,724 - Чертов хиппи!!! - Эй, чувак
00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:05,024 - Убирайся от сюда! - Это не круто! Что происходит?
00:02:05,724 --> 00:02:08,984 Мэм, я должен очистить ваш чердак с хихикающими любителями гашиша и круг барабанщиков прямо сейчас,
00:02:08,984 --> 00:02:12,274 - Или скоро это притянет сюда что-то намного худшее. - Что???
00:02:12,524 --> 00:02:14,324 Хиппи-Университетские всезнайки
00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:24,584 Вау моя подруга бритни была права. Это действительно тихое место.
00:02:24,834 --> 00:02:28,044 Да это будет подходящим местом чтобы провести весенние каникулы.
00:02:29,124 --> 00:02:30,924 - Эй, давайте спросим их. - Хорошо.
00:02:31,794 --> 00:02:36,594 Извините. Здрасте, мы продает подписку журналов для нашего молодежного общества.
00:02:36,594 --> 00:02:40,594 Не хотите ли вы помочь молодым людям как мы, купив подписку.
00:02:41,844 --> 00:02:44,934 О ничего себе, Вы парни не должны делать этого. Разве Вы не понимаете, что Вы делаете для мира?
00:02:45,764 --> 00:02:46,974 Что вы имеете в виду
00:02:47,184 --> 00:02:48,984 Вы играете в корпоративную игру!
00:02:49,184 --> 00:02:53,314 Видите ли, корпорации пытаются превратить Вас в маленьких помощников так, чтобы они могли делать деньги.
00:02:53,444 --> 00:02:54,614 Кто такие корпорации?
00:02:55,024 --> 00:02:59,784 Корпорации управляют всем миром. И теперь они впутали вас в работу на них.
00:02:59,954 --> 00:03:01,494 Вы серьезно? Мы никогда не слышали об этом.
00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:05,454 Мы окончили первый семестр. Наши профессора открыли нам глаза.
00:03:05,624 --> 00:03:09,584 Правительство использует корпоративные связи, чтобы заставить Вас продать журналы, таким образом они могут разбогатеть.
00:03:09,914 --> 00:03:12,714 - Тьфу! грязные лгуны! - Сукины дети!
00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:17,254 У вас действительно хороший город, Именно поэтому корпорации используют Вас, чтобы сделать его хуже.
00:03:17,594 --> 00:03:20,844 - Хорошо, что нам делать? - Поотвисайте с нами некоторое время.
00:03:20,844 --> 00:03:23,894 Мы заполним все то, что вам не сказали.
00:03:27,564 --> 00:03:31,564 Пора нас выпустить! Открой эту дверь прямо сейчас.
00:03:32,484 --> 00:03:33,774 Хорошо, входи.
00:03:34,194 --> 00:03:36,614 - Что ты делаешь, мужик? - Выпусти нас!
00:03:36,614 --> 00:03:38,534 Назад, назад, или я вас всех замочу!
00:03:38,984 --> 00:03:43,164 - В чем проблема, мужик? Ты не можешь держать нас здесь. - Что с тобой не так?
00:03:43,284 --> 00:03:46,284 Что не так, так это появление таких как вы каждый день, и я хочу понять почему.
00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,414 С чего ты взял что имеешь право указывать нам где жить?
00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:50,254 Это свободная страна, мужик!
00:03:50,254 --> 00:03:52,294 Я не собираюсь спорить с вами. Просто согласитесь с этим.
00:03:52,294 --> 00:03:55,174 Согласиться? Мы заперты здесь уже несколько дней.
00:03:55,174 --> 00:04:00,174 И вы будете здесь еще больше. Вот вам дудки, и гитара.
00:04:07,644 --> 00:04:11,984 Что твориться с этим миром, о боже. Везде так много убийств, о боже
00:04:11,984 --> 00:04:14,984 Кто-то должен помочь этому миру, о боже...
00:04:17,734 --> 00:04:24,614 Знаки, знаки везде. Знаки делают что-то с моим мозгом.
00:04:25,414 --> 00:04:27,954 Стэн, милый, Мы пойдем по магазинам, ты не присоединишься?
00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:31,664 Мам, торговые ряды это способ корпоративных толстосумов превратить твою жизнь в рабство.
00:04:31,664 --> 00:04:33,164 У меня есть материал, который тебе необходимо прочитать.
00:04:33,334 --> 00:04:34,424 Хорошо милый.
00:04:37,294 --> 00:04:40,924 Хорошо, перейдем к проблеме под номером 14Б
00:04:40,924 --> 00:04:44,554 (секретарь общественной безопасности) Мэр, мы должны что-то сделать со всеми выбоинами на дорогах
00:04:44,804 --> 00:04:46,894 (городской клерк и казначей) Мы не заложили это в бюджет, чтобы устранить их прямо сейчас
00:04:47,014 --> 00:04:49,894 (городской адвокат) Мы не можем просто тратить деньги имея судебный процесс на руках
00:04:51,684 --> 00:04:54,774 - Ты не можешь пройти сюда! - Пожалуйста, я должен поговорить с вами всеми.
00:04:55,734 --> 00:04:57,604 Ребенок, у нас тут встреча муниципалитета
00:04:57,774 --> 00:05:00,524 Мэр, что-то очень большое назревает, и если вы все не уделите мне немного своего времени,
00:05:00,524 --> 00:05:02,324 возможно в Южном парке больше не будет муниципалитета.
00:05:02,744 --> 00:05:03,864 О чем ты говоришь?
00:05:03,994 --> 00:05:06,454 Я говорю, о конце всей жизни, которую мы когда-либо знали.
00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:11,664 За последние несколько дней, я заметил...Многократное увеличение вновь прибывших хиппи в город.
00:05:11,664 --> 00:05:13,704 Сначала я подумал, возможно это совпадение,
00:05:14,254 --> 00:05:15,004 но потом я увидел это.
00:05:16,464 --> 00:05:19,594 Три новых круга барабанщиков образовалось здесь, здесь и здесь.
00:05:19,924 --> 00:05:23,174 Они все растут в диаметре, около 2 хиппи в час.
00:05:23,764 --> 00:05:26,594 Что это значит... что хиппи объединяются.
00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:31,814 Они разрастаются, если угодно. И Я думаю, что они нацелились устроить ... Музыкальный фестиваль хиппи.
00:05:34,604 --> 00:05:35,024 Что?
00:05:35,274 --> 00:05:39,064 Это простая наука. Смотрите, когда хиппи начинают обосновываться на новой территории, это привлекает других хиппи туда.
00:05:39,064 --> 00:05:42,364 При правильных погодных и географических условиях, это может разрастись в музыкальный фестиваль,
00:05:42,364 --> 00:05:45,574 который длиться в течении многих дней или недель. Рэггей на реке, Woodstock, Burning Man,
00:05:45,574 --> 00:05:47,824 все они блекнуть на фоне того, что мы будем наблюдать.
00:05:48,074 --> 00:05:52,584 По моему профессиональному опыту... я считаю, мы столкнулись с зарождением хиппи-фестиваля, размером которого мы никогда не видели
00:05:58,174 --> 00:05:59,924 Парень, о чем, черт подери, ты говоришь?
00:06:00,214 --> 00:06:02,504 Я знаю хиппи. Я ненавидел их всю свою жизнь.
00:06:02,504 --> 00:06:05,214 Я держал этот город свободным от хиппи самостоятельно пять с половиной лет.
00:06:05,424 --> 00:06:08,514 Но я не могу сам больше их сдерживать. Мы должны сделать что-нибудь, быстро!
00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:12,394 Э, Эрик, мы тут говорили о выбоинах, да.
00:06:12,514 --> 00:06:15,434 Вы должны беспокоиться не о дырках в дороге. У них дырки в голове.
00:06:16,314 --> 00:06:17,644 Я знаю на что, эти люди способны.
00:06:17,734 --> 00:06:19,404 Джонсон, убери его от сюда.
00:06:20,734 --> 00:06:24,404 Что Вы делаете?! Вы должны послушать меня! Вы не можете отмахнуться от проблемы, спрятав ее "под ковриком (париком)",
00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,114 Город находится в серьезной опасности!
00:06:28,114 --> 00:06:33,284 Видите ли, Корпорации берут прибыль и инвестируют в военный механизм, удерживая всех слепыми.
00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:36,294 - Правильно, так, как мы отомстим им? - Да, нам это надоело
00:06:36,454 --> 00:06:41,674 Итак, вот моя идея - Давайте устроим недельный музыкальный фестиваль, привлечем всех,
00:06:41,674 --> 00:06:44,174 и тем самым вместе мы отвергнем их.
00:06:44,964 --> 00:06:46,094 Что за черт?
00:06:46,094 --> 00:06:50,264 Я знал, что вы попытаетесь устроить хиппи-фестиваль. Хорошо, собирайте свое дерьмо, мы отправляемся в мой подвал.
00:06:50,434 --> 00:06:51,684 Картмэн, что, черт возьми, ты делаешь?!
00:06:53,054 --> 00:06:54,724 О Иисус, только не вы, парни!
00:06:55,814 --> 00:06:58,814 Что случилось? Вы стали как они? Вы ели их шоколадное печенье? Вы ели их шоколадное печенье?!
00:06:58,814 --> 00:06:59,104 Нет
00:06:59,524 --> 00:07:03,114 Слушайте, вы мои друзья, если вы еще не втянулись, я без проблем вытащу вас.
00:07:03,114 --> 00:07:04,734 Жду от вас то же самое.
00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:07,484 В чем проблема? Потерялся маленький помощник корпораций?
00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:12,534 - О боже мой - Какого черта ты делаешь?
00:07:12,704 --> 00:07:14,164 Все выстроились в шеренгу!
00:07:15,244 --> 00:07:16,124 Вот ты где.
00:07:16,334 --> 00:07:18,204 О, офицер Барбрэди, вы как раз вовремя.
00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:21,424 Эти хиппи университетские всезнайки собирались устроить музыкальный фестиваль, так как я предсказывал.
00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:23,464 Эрик Картмэн, Ты арестован.
00:07:23,674 --> 00:07:24,044 что?
00:07:24,254 --> 00:07:28,804 Я только что из твоего дома, где освободил 63 человека, запертых у тебя в подвале!
00:07:29,014 --> 00:07:31,474 Вы выпустили их? О Иисус, надо срочно их найти!
00:07:31,474 --> 00:07:35,554 - О, нет! Ты поедешь в участок. - Нет! Нет, мы должны остановить их!
00:07:36,014 --> 00:07:38,354 Вы знаете как мы...?! Мы должны остановить их!
00:07:39,934 --> 00:07:40,934 Что это было?
00:07:43,194 --> 00:07:47,194 - Что я сделал? - Ты не можешь похищать людей и запирать у себя в подвале.
00:07:47,324 --> 00:07:49,154 Они не люди, они хиппи!
00:07:49,324 --> 00:07:50,744 Эта проблема уже под контролем?
00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,994 Я справился с этим, мэр.
00:07:53,284 --> 00:07:57,414 Мэр, мэр. Я подтвердил данные! Хиппи собираются устроить массивный концерт.
00:07:58,294 --> 00:08:00,794 Я знаю. Я подписала разрешение.
00:08:04,674 --> 00:08:06,424 Вы...Вы что?
00:08:07,464 --> 00:08:09,764 Я подписала разрешение, чтобы их "небольшой" концерт состоялся
00:08:09,764 --> 00:08:12,514 И принес некоторые деньги в нашу экономику.
00:08:12,804 --> 00:08:15,804 Они хиппи! У них нет денег! Разве городской совет не учел этого?
00:08:15,974 --> 00:08:19,064 Им не обязательно знать. Я подписываю любое разрешение которое хочу.
00:08:19,104 --> 00:08:20,564 Вы только что продали наш город!
00:08:22,184 --> 00:08:24,484 Этот ребенок действительно нуждается в психологической помощи.
00:08:24,654 --> 00:08:25,104 Да
00:08:27,234 --> 00:08:28,024 Хорошо, пойдем.
00:08:28,654 --> 00:08:33,744 Сколько денег достаточно, мэр? Сколько человеческих жизней это стоило. Чертовы хиппи!
00:08:36,705 --> 00:08:39,165 Это специальный репортаж новостей Южного парка.
00:08:39,795 --> 00:08:44,295 Тысячи людей прибыли в Южный парк на Музыкальный фестиваль хиппи.
00:08:44,505 --> 00:08:48,635 Как говорят это самое большое скопление народа в истории человечества.
00:08:51,635 --> 00:08:55,395 Хорошо, добро пожаловать на Музыкальный фестиваль хиппи 2005.
00:08:58,315 --> 00:09:03,195 Кааак чудесно видеть скооолько народа прибыло, чтобы встряхнуть этот мир.
00:09:04,815 --> 00:09:06,485 - Да - Еще бы!
00:09:06,735 --> 00:09:11,405 Слишком долго корпорации отбирали любовь и ресурсы у мира.
00:09:11,655 --> 00:09:15,285 Теперь наше время сделать мир лучше.
00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,125 И Мы начинаем прямо сейчас!
00:09:24,675 --> 00:09:29,255 О, чувак Я не могу дождаться когда увижу лица этих малышей когда они услышат этот офигенный грууув.
00:09:30,925 --> 00:09:35,015 - Шерон, ты не видела стена? - Он пошел с друзьями на музыкальный фестиваль.
00:09:35,185 --> 00:09:37,685 О, Иисус, что нашло на этого ребенка.
00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:40,015 Рэнди, мы прошли тем же путем когда-то.
00:09:40,015 --> 00:09:42,985 НЕ забывай, что нас обоих считали хиппи в 60-х.
00:09:42,985 --> 00:09:45,605 Да, но когда мы делали это, мы конкретно знали что-то.
00:09:45,605 --> 00:09:49,235 Помнишь Вудсток, Шерон? Мы конкретно делали что-то там.
00:10:02,205 --> 00:10:04,965 Ты сожрал слишком много кислоты, чувак
00:10:13,055 --> 00:10:16,055 О мой Бог. Наш сын - с этими людьми.
00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:17,935 Стэн?!!
00:10:19,305 --> 00:10:20,765 Это новости Южного парка.
00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:25,525 Страх и ужас овладел южным парком. Музыкальный фестиваль продолжает расти.
00:10:25,695 --> 00:10:29,025 Они прибывают группами и конца этому не видно.
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:33,945 Том, толпа становиться только больше, и город буквально разрывается по швам.
00:10:33,945 --> 00:10:38,705 Мы не знаем, откуда этот фестиваль взялся вообще, но скоро он погладит все!
00:10:39,665 --> 00:10:41,125 Стивен, что нам делать?
00:10:50,635 --> 00:10:54,765 Стэн? Я должен пройти! ПЖЛСТа!
00:10:55,175 --> 00:10:59,515 Ранди, Ранди! Ты должен убраться от сюда! Если они растоптали весь парк, они растопчут и нас. Это слишком опасно!
00:10:59,515 --> 00:11:01,355 МОЙ СЫН ТАМ! ...Стэн!
00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:14,325 - Эй, чувак! Все ништяк! - Хочешь немного воды с кислотой.
00:11:21,995 --> 00:11:23,335 Что я наделала.
00:11:24,045 --> 00:11:27,295 ДААА! Южный парк - теперь столица мира хиппи!
00:11:40,645 --> 00:11:42,855 Мм, привет Эрик, мм, как дела?
00:11:43,725 --> 00:11:46,145 Великолепно! Я люблю опорожняться в туалете без стульчика!
00:11:46,395 --> 00:11:49,145 Эрик, ты был прав. О хиппи.
00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:51,695 Ты не мог бы ...избавить нас от них?
00:11:53,115 --> 00:11:56,155 Дайте угадать - Они начали музыкальный фестиваль хиппи?
00:11:56,655 --> 00:11:59,075 Меньше всего нам надо заботиться о них. Они теряют контроль.
00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:00,955 Забудьте об этом
00:12:02,665 --> 00:12:06,585 ПЖЛСТа. Некоторые из наших детей там. Нам надо было прислушаться к тебе ранее.
00:12:06,915 --> 00:12:08,455 Да, мы извиняемся.
00:12:08,705 --> 00:12:10,545 Пожалуйста, не дай им разрушить наш город!
00:12:10,675 --> 00:12:14,255 Поздно! Даже если я соглашусь вам помочь, уже их слишком много прибыло!
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:19,555 Мы знаем ты сможешь это сделать, Эрик. Ты сообразительный. Ты самый умный парнишка в школе, да!
00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:24,395 Мы просим тебя попробовать. Весь город собрался и испек тебе торт!
00:12:27,065 --> 00:12:29,435 Не думайте, что вы можете купить меня подарками!..
00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:34,615 Если конечно это не новый радиоуправляемый бульдозер игры Tonka.
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:39,035 - Он твой. - Также я хочу батареи к нему.
00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:41,035 И катать его на территории школьной парковки.
00:12:41,535 --> 00:12:43,115 - Ладно. - Что-нибудь еще?
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:47,495 Да! Кайл не должен иметь такой же! Никогда!
00:12:47,495 --> 00:12:51,215 И он должен видеть как я играю бульдозером на парковке и становиться супер-завистливым.
00:12:51,215 --> 00:12:55,135 Хорошо, мы обещаем не покупать Кайлу такой же, но мы не можем заставить его смотреть, как ты играешь...
00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:58,215 Ах, да! Отлично! Мы заставим Кайла смотреть.
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,465 ну ладно, хорошо. Но теперь слушайте и слушайте внимательно!
00:13:00,675 --> 00:13:02,725 Я никогда не пробовал избавиться от такого количества хиппи раньше,
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:05,435 итак я нуждаюсь во всех ресурсах, что этот город имеет!
00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:08,515 И даже если я не преуспею, ведь это - попытка один на миллион,
00:13:08,515 --> 00:13:11,605 Я все равно получу радиоуправляемый бульдозер Tonka , чтобы играть с ним на школьной парковке ,
00:13:11,645 --> 00:13:14,195 Где Кайл будет смотреть на меня и становиться супер-завистливым, потому что у него нет того!
00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:14,855 Ясно?!
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:27,665 ВАУ, эта группа такая потрясная. Чувак, мне нужно больше травы.
00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:31,795 Итак мне кажется, что мы собрали уже достаточно народа. Когда мы начнем выступать против корпораций.
00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:36,135 Да, мужик, Корпорации. Прямо сейчас они опускают мир на деньги.
00:13:36,385 --> 00:13:38,045 Ну, и так, где они. Давайте достанем их.
00:13:38,215 --> 00:13:42,475 Прямо сейчас мы доказываем, что мы не нуждаемся в корпорациях. Мы не нуждаемся в деньгах.
00:13:42,475 --> 00:13:45,555 Это может стать коммуной, где каждый помогает друг другу.
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:51,975 Да, у нас будет один парень, который любит... любит, делать хлеб. И другой парень, который любит, присматривать за безопасностью других людей.
00:13:52,235 --> 00:13:53,485 Вы говорите о пекаре и полицейском?
00:13:53,645 --> 00:13:57,405 Нет, нет, разве ты не можешь вообразить место, где люди живут вместе
00:13:57,405 --> 00:14:01,445 И предоставляют услуги друг другу в обмен на их услуги?
00:14:02,945 --> 00:14:03,955 Да, это называется город.
00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:10,665 Вы дети, еще не были в университете. Но подождите, это то, что вас поднимет.
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:18,085 Хорошо, слушайте все! Музыкальный Фестиваль хиппи - уже четырнадцать миль в диаметре
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,005 из пятиста тысяч хиппи.
00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:21,635 Бог мой ...
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:24,885 Меньше чем через три дня, Южный парк будет полностью уничтожен.
00:14:25,225 --> 00:14:29,935 Моя единственная надежда на то, чтобы пробиться к центру толпы, и достичь сердца, здесь.
00:14:30,265 --> 00:14:34,935 Если мы сможем добраться до сцены и поставим этот диск-убийцу SLAYER в их музыкальную систему.
00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:36,945 Хиппи не выдержат death-metal'а.
00:14:37,105 --> 00:14:40,195 Если все сработает, они разбредутся непосредственно перед тем, как они успеют уничтожить нас всех.
00:14:41,405 --> 00:14:44,075 Хороший план, парень, только есть один гигантский недостаток.
00:14:44,245 --> 00:14:48,745 Эта толпа хиппи огромна! Как, черт возьми, мы должны пройти через нее и добраться до сцены?
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:49,995 Мы ее просверлим.
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:54,125 Я спроектировал транспортное средство, которое может пробурить путь даже через самую плотную толпу хиппи.
00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:57,295 Пилоты внутри будут в безопасности от дыма травки и дрянной музыки снаружи.
00:14:58,085 --> 00:15:03,305 Но... фактически ты предлагаешь, чтобы кто-то проехал прямо к сердцу этой толпы??? Это миссия самоубийства!
00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:06,385 Не просто кто-то. Мне нужна команда, чтобы управлять этим транспортным средством.
00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:09,685 Вместе со мной должен поехать ученый, инженер, и конечно,
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:12,315 черный человек, который пожертвует собой в случае, если что-то пойдет не так, как надо.
00:15:13,725 --> 00:15:17,105 - Я - ... единственный ученый в городе. - Я - ваш инженер.
00:15:17,105 --> 00:15:19,525 - Дорогая, нет! - Я должна сделать это, Стивен.
00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:24,445 Хорошо, тогда мы нуждаемся в чернокожем человеке, который может пожертвовать собой в случае, если что-то идет не так, как надо.
00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:28,455 Посмотрим, любой сделал бы это, любой, кто-нибудь без квалификации ...
00:15:29,915 --> 00:15:32,745 - О, я знаю. Как насчет - Да, да! Я сделаю это! хорошо!
00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:36,375 Я не могу поверить, что мы слушаем это. Это - сумасшедший план!
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,625 У тебя есть лучше идеи, Стивен?! черт, мой сын находится там!
00:15:39,795 --> 00:15:44,885 Нет больше времени для идей! Мы должны сделать это транспортное средство и запустить меньше чем через три дня!
00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:48,265 Слушайте, это - обширный план! Но это единственная попытка, которая у нас...
00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:55,105 Есть.
00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:21,046 Том, я нахожусь в Южном Парке, Колорадо, где отчаявшиеся жители все еще пытаются спасти город.
00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:26,886 Некоторые называют эту миссию - самоубийством, но эти герои, мужчины и женщины управляющие хиппи-бурильной машиной могут быть единственной надеждой выжить.
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,186 Ну я... полагают это именно то, Шерон.
00:16:37,736 --> 00:16:39,696 Пожалуйста, спасите нашего мальчика, Ранди.
00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:44,486 Баттерс, если что-нибудь случается с Мамой, я хочу, чтобы Вы были хорошим мальчиком.
00:16:44,826 --> 00:16:45,986 Я буду, Мама.
00:16:47,076 --> 00:16:49,706 Не надо, не надо, не плачьте, дамы. Все будет нормально.
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:53,666 Я ... не хочу, чтобы ты волновался обо мне, Лягушонок Клайд.
00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:58,876 Эй! Ты - лучшее тряпочное животное, которое у меня когда-либо было.
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,676 Берегите себя!
00:17:07,056 --> 00:17:08,266 Благослови вас бог!
00:17:12,346 --> 00:17:13,896 - Первое машинное запущенно? - Есть.
00:17:14,186 --> 00:17:15,936 - Навигационные системы? - Работают.
00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:17,566 Давайте разгоним этих детей.
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:23,486 Мы подошли ко внешнеме периметру хиппи. Держитесь.
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:31,576 - Проникаем в толпу хиппи. Состояние корпуса? - Обшивка корабля держится!
00:17:36,376 --> 00:17:39,166 - Они прошли! - Да! Мы сделали это!
00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:42,506 Хорошо, люди, давайте потом! Им надо пройти еще длинный путь!
00:17:52,846 --> 00:17:55,606 Все, я не могу больше это терпеть! Я пошел на сцену!
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:56,856 Что ты сделаешь?
00:17:58,566 --> 00:17:59,986 Эй, Ты не должен подниматься суда. Hoohoo!!!
00:18:07,156 --> 00:18:11,656 - Переключаемся на вторичной топливную линию. Что это? - Бур стал слишком горячим от всех этих хиппи.
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:16,036 Что случилось?
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:18,706 Они, они остановились. Что-то не так.
00:18:19,086 --> 00:18:21,336 Боже ... они застряли.
00:18:28,556 --> 00:18:31,136 Мм, извините. Извините меня, уделите мне внимание пожалуйста?
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:33,016 Что мы делаем?
00:18:35,556 --> 00:18:39,396 Прошло девять дней! Разве мы не собирались что-нибудь сделать?
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:43,276 Мы используем власть рок-н-ролла, чтобы изменить мир!
00:18:45,486 --> 00:18:49,326 Возможно вместо того, чтобы жаловаться на эгоистичные корпорации, мы должны посмотреть на себя непосредственно.
00:18:49,326 --> 00:18:53,536 Я говорю о том, что может быть более эгоистичным, чем накуриваться и слушать музыку целый день?
00:18:54,496 --> 00:19:01,126 Он прав. Наступило наше время, чтобы сосредоточить нашу энергию и сделать этот хиппи-фест более балдежным.
00:19:07,256 --> 00:19:10,636 - Давай, давай! - Это бесполезно. Главное питание вырубилось.
00:19:10,846 --> 00:19:13,766 Кто-то должен выйти наружу и активизировать резервный генератор.
00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:15,516 Нет, Шеф, я не позволю тебе идти туда!
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,186 ... Я и не предлагал!
00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:20,016 ... Хорошо, Шеф, иди!
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:23,316 ... А черт подери!
00:19:30,776 --> 00:19:33,656 Все. Мы переходим к плану Б. Сбросим атомную бомбу!
00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:35,746 Черт подери, нет! Вы должны дать им больше времени!
00:19:46,296 --> 00:19:48,926 Чувак, эти люди понятия не имеют, что происходит. Давайте убираться от сюда.
00:19:49,046 --> 00:19:52,596 Мы не можем. Кенни проверил. Позади нас стена людей семь миль толщиной.
00:19:52,596 --> 00:19:56,056 Что?? Ты имеешь в виду, что мы застряли здесь слушать это дерьмо?
00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:06,986 Эй, что случилось с мелодией, мужик?
00:20:07,396 --> 00:20:10,236 Больше музыки! Больше музыки!!!
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:13,286 Мы сделали это, Мы сделали это!
00:20:13,786 --> 00:20:14,946 Захватите систему управления!
00:20:17,286 --> 00:20:18,286 Подключите меня на главную линию!
00:20:19,496 --> 00:20:20,286 Какой необходим шнур?
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,706 Ты же ученый, осел!
00:20:21,956 --> 00:20:22,786 Я - геолог!
00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:24,876 У нас нет времени на споры! Они сбросят атомную бомбу на нас!
00:20:25,796 --> 00:20:26,546 Подключи их к моему компьютеру!
00:20:28,256 --> 00:20:30,836 Slayer - "Брызжущая кровь"
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,976 О мужик, это не круто.
00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:41,016 Это какая-то жесть.
00:20:42,056 --> 00:20:45,936 Это портит мне настроение. Давайте забьем на это злое месте.
00:20:51,696 --> 00:20:53,696 - Сработало! - Что?
00:20:53,946 --> 00:20:55,446 Это, Сработало!
00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:57,696 Мы сделали это! Мы сделали это!
00:21:02,576 --> 00:21:04,036 - Папа! - Стэн!
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:09,466 Я жив!
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:11,886 Стой на месте, Кайл!
00:21:14,346 --> 00:21:17,216 Стоп, Картмэн. Мы больше не хиппи. Не обязательно нас убивать.
00:21:17,596 --> 00:21:21,516 Убить Вас? О нет. Теперь у меня большие планы относительно Вас.
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:28,526 Хохо, мужик, это потрясно! Вииии!
00:21:29,106 --> 00:21:30,606 О, Кайл, ты хочешь поиграть с ним немного.
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:35,156 А вот и нет! Ты не можешь! Хе-Хе. О, смотри! крууууто!

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,500 Hello, ma'am, I'm working
00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,461 to clean up the neighborhood from parasites.
00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,546 Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house?
00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,631 I'm afraid you may have hippies.
00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,050 Hippies?
00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:50,217 Yeah, they've been popping up
00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,719 all over the neighborhood lately.
00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,056 Miss Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement.
00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,307 They usually live in colonies.
00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,101 Hmm. I don't like the sound of that.
00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,187 Could I take a look in your attic?
00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:05,608 Oh, yeah. Boy.
00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,151 Here. Take a look at this, ma'am.
00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,569 You see that? Hippies.
00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:13,115 Oh, my.
00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,909 These are what we call the giggling stoners.
00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,119 Pretty common form of hippie. Usually found in the attics.
00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:20,081 Problem is, if you see one hippie,
00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,749 there's probably a whole lot more you're not seeing.
00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:22,875 Where's the backyard?
00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,545 Yep. That's what I thought. See that?
00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,380 You've got a drum circle in your backyard.
00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,968 Oh, well, they showed up a few days ago,
00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:34,970 but I didn't think they were hurting anything.
00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,514 Yeah, you know, I had a guy in Jackson County.
00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,390 He had a little drum circle in his backyard --
00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,351 turned into a drum circle four miles in diameter.
00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:41,894 You get a few hippies playing drums,
00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,021 and next thing you know, you've got yourself a colony.
00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:44,939 Oh, dear.
00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,982 Well, so -- so, what do I do?
00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,485 Well, your attic hippies
00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,278 we can probably fumigate with polymarthane.
00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,072 Your drum circle we're gonna have to gas.
00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:56,367 God damn it.
00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:58,577 Whoa! How did I get here?
00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,663 Man, I am <i>so</i> high.
00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,664 Goddamn hippie!
00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,207 - Whoa! Dude! - Get out of here!
00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,668 Not cool! What's up?
00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,545 Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners
00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,171 and your drum circle hippies right now,
00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,173 or soon they're gonna attract something much worse.
00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,508 What's that?
00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,969 The college know-it-all hippies.
00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:22,393 Wow. My friend Brittany was right.
00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,436 This is a really laid-back place.
00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:28,649 Yeah. This'll be a great place to spend spring break.
00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,067 Hey, let's ask <i>them.</i>
00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,235 All right.
00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,195 Excuse me. Hello.
00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,072 We're selling magazine subscriptions
00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,574 for our community youth program.
00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,450 Would you like to help young people like us
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00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,830 Oh, wow. You guys shouldn't be doing that.
00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,999 Don't you know what you're doing to the world?
00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,084 W-What do you mean?
00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,919 You're playing into the corporate game.
00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,880 See, the corporations are trying to turn you
00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,549 into little Eichmanns so that <i>they</i> can make money.
00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,800 Who are the corporations?
00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,428 The corporations run the entire world,
00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,889 and now they've fooled you into working for them.
00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,765 Are you serious? We never heard that.
00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:03,851 We just spent our first semester at college.
00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,436 Our professors opened our eyes.
00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,479 The government is using its corporate ties
00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:09,773 to make you sell magazines so they can get rich.
00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,442 Those dirty liars!
00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,902 Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,653 This is really nice town you have here.
00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:15,821 That's why the corporations
00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,573 are trying to use you to take it down.
00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,241 Well -- Well, what do we do?
00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,910 Just hang with us for a bit.
00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:25,080 We'll fill you in on everything you haven't been told.
00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:30,002 Hey, you got to let us out, man! This is inhumane!
00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,338 Open this door right now!
00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:34,006 All right, in you go.
00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,300 - What are you doing, man? - Let us out!
00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,969 Get back -- Get back or you're all gonna get maced!
00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,221 What's up, man?
00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:41,972 You can't keep us down here like this.
00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,307 What's wrong with you?
00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,309 What's wrong is there's more of you showing up every day,
00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,518 and I need to find out why!
00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:48,646 What makes you think you can tell us where to live?
00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,272 This is a free country, man.
00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,815 Brah, I'm not gonna argue with you, all right?
00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,567 - Just go with it. - Just go with it?
00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,319 We've been down here for days!
00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,655 And you're gonna be here a little longer, brah, all right?
00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:01,992 Here. Here's some joints... and a guitar.
00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,625 ♪ What's going on in this world of mine? ♪
00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,086 ♪ There's a whole lot of killin' in this world of mine ♪
00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:15,464 ♪ Somebody's got to help this world of mine ♪
00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,093 ♪ Sign, sign ♪
00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,345 ♪ Everywhere a sign ♪
00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:24,598 ♪ Doing the something, something to my mind ♪
00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:27,017 Stan, sweetie, we're gonna go to the mall.
00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,018 Do you want to come?
00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,979 Mom, the mall is a way for the corporate fat cats
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00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,190 I've got some stuff you should read.
00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,692 Okay, sweetie.
00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,070 All right, people,
00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,990 we can move on to issue number 14-B.
00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,658 Mayor, we have got to do something
00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,785 about all these potholes on our roads.
00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,162 We don't have it in the budget to fix them right now.
00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,414 We'll wish we spent the money
00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,873 when we have a lawsuit on our hands.
00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,709 - We -- - Get back over here!
00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:52,751 You can't go in there!
00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,254 Please, I have to talk to you all right now!
00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,756 Kid, we're having a city council meeting.
00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,216 Mayor, something very big is happening,
00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,968 and if you all don't give me a moment of your time,
00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,720 there may be no more South Park to council over.
00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,138 What are you talking about?
00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:07,016 I'm talking about the end of all life as we know it.
00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,144 Past several days, I've been noticing a steep rise
00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:11,895 in the number of hippies coming to town.
00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,981 At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence.
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,733 Then I noticed this.
00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,985 Three new drum circles have sprouted up --
00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,862 here and here and here.
00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,697 They're all growing in diameter
00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,657 at a rate of two hippies per hour.
00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,410 What this means is that the hippies are conglomerating.
00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,911 They're binding, if you will.
00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:32,583 I think that they're setting up for a...hippie music festival.
00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,128 - A what? - It's -- It's simple science.
00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,880 Look, when hippies start to nest in a new area,
00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,131 it draws other hippies in.
00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,966 With the right weather conditions and topography,
00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,343 it can lead to a music festival --
00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:43,761 one that lasts for days, even weeks.
00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,512 Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man --
00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:46,847 They would all pale in comparison
00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,057 to what we're looking at now.
00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,308 In my professional opinion,
00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,352 I think we're looking at a full-blown hippie jam fest
00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,354 the size of which we've never seen.
00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,110 Kid, what the hell are you talking about?
00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,363 I know hippies. I've hated them all my life.
00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:04,156 I've kept this town free of hippies on my own
00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,324 since I was 5 1/2.
00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,368 But I can't contain them on my own anymore.
00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:08,869 We have to do something, fast.
00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,373 Uh, Eric, we're talking about potholes right now, m'kay?
00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:14,375 It's not potholes you need to worry about.
00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,542 It's <i>potheads.</i>
00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,795 I know what these people are capable of.
00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,297 Johnson, get him out of here.
00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,591 What are you doing? You have to listen to me!
00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,635 You can't sweep this problem under the rug!
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,678 The town is in serious danger!
00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,973 You see, the corporations take their profits
00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:33,727 and invest it in the war machine while keeping everyone blind.
00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,062 Right. So how do we get back at them?
00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,438 Yeah. We're pissed off.
00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,357 Well, so, my idea was this --
00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,526 Let's have, like, a weeklong music festival,
00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,693 draw everyone here,
00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:44,655 and then together we can tear it all down.
00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:45,989 Whoa! What the hell?
00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:48,158 I knew you were trying to have a hippie jam festival.
00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,452 Everyone pack up your crap. We're going to my basement.
00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,413 Cartman, what the hell are you doing?
00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,957 Oh, Jesus. Not you guys.
00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,793 What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies?
00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,628 - Did you eat their brownies?! - No!
00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,713 Listen, you're my friends, but if you've been compromised,
00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,382 I'll have no problem taking you out.
00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:04,758 I'd expect the same from you.
00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,803 What is your problem? Get lost, little Eichmann.
00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,721 Aah! Ugh! Aah!
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,056 Oh, my God!
00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,558 What the hell are you doing?
00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,768 Everybody get in a single-file line!
00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,061 There you are!
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,688 Ah, Officer Barbrady. You're just in time.
00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,648 These college know-it-all hippies were setting up
00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,525 for a music festival -- just as I predicted.
00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,360 Eric Cartman, you are under arrest.
00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,278 What?
00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:25,737 I was just over at your house
00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,782 and freed 63 people you had locked in your basement.
00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,033 You let them out?!
00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:31,368 Jesus! We have to find them!
00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,579 Oh, no! You're coming downtown.
00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,539 No! No! We have to stop them!
00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,292 No! We -- We got to stop the hippies!
00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,628 Who was that?
00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,298 What did I do?!
00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:47,468 You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.
00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,344 They're not people! They're hippies!
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,846 Is this problem under control?
00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,307 I handled it, Mayor. Gee whiz.
00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,017 Mayor! Mayor, I've confirmed the data.
00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,103 The hippies <i>are</i> going to have a massive jam-band concert.
00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,438 I know.
00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:02,024 I signed the permit.
00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,987 You...You what?
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,698 I signed a permit allowing them to have their concert here.
00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,741 Their little festival
00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,701 should pump some money into our economy.
00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,536 They're hippies! They don't have any money!
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,163 Does the city council know about this?
00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,247 They don't have to know.
00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,041 I can sign whatever permit I want.
00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,877 You just sold out our town!
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,505 That kid really needs some psychiatric help.
00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:25,506 Yeah.
00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,800 All right. Let's go.
00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,427 How much money is enough, Mayor?!
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,387 How many people's lives is it all worth?!
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,389 Goddamn hippies!
00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:39,311 This is a "South Park News" special report.
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,897 Thousands of people have descended on South Park
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,316 for a hippie music jam festival.
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,944 The event is said to be the largest such gathering
00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,612 in the history of man.
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:55,202 All right! Welcome to Hippie Jam Fest 2005!
00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,832 It's so great to see so many people turn out
00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,502 to make an impact on the world!
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,420 Yeah!
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:06,713 You said it!
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,299 For too long the corporations have bled the world
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,385 of its love and resources.
00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,470 It is time for us to get to work
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,305 and make the world a better place.
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,975 And we're gonna start right now!
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,941 Oh, man, I can't wait to see the look
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,401 on those little Eichmanns' faces
00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,778 when they hear this crunchy groove.
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,406 Sharon, have -- have you seen Stan?
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,866 He went with his friends to that music festival.
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,494 Oh, Jesus. What has gotten into that kid?
00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,663 Now, Randy, we were the same way once, too.
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,623 Don't forget that we were both considered hippies
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,791 back in the '60s.
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,419 Yeah, but when we did it, we actually stood for something.
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,170 I mean, remember Woodstock, Sharon?
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,923 We actually did something there.
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,093 Whoo!
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,053 Party! Whoo!
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,097 Whoo-hoo!
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,224 Oh, whoo!
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,688 You ate too much acid, man!
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:07,899 Whoo! Whoa!
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,359 Oh!
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,199 Oh, my God. Our son is with those people.
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,910 S-Stan? Stan!
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,912 This is "South Park News."
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,040 Fear and horror in South Park today
00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,584 as the music festival continues to grow.
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:29,004 They're arriving in droves, and apparently no end is in sight.
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,256 Tom, the crowd just keeps getting bigger,
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,967 and the town is literally bursting at the seams.
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,345 We don't know where this music festival came from,
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,681 but it's very close to consuming us all.
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,516 Stephen, what do we do?
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,070 Stan? Stan!
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,863 I need to get through! Please!
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,657 Randy -- Randy, you got to get out of here.
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,325 They just trampled Miss Farkle to death.
00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,493 It's too dangerous.
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,703 My son is in there!
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,248 Stan?!
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,335 Stan! Stan!
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,880 Hey, chill, man. It's all good.
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,216 Have some water laced with acid.
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,051 No! Aargh!
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,512 Aaargh!
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,725 What have I done?
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,020 Yeah! South Park is now hippie capital of the world!
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,786 Uh, hi, Eric. H-How's it going?
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,037 Great.
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,123 I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it.
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,292 Eric, uh, you were right -- about the hippies.
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,962 Could you get rid of them for us now?
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,797 Let me guess.
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,508 They've started a hippie jam-band music festival.
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,051 W-We need you to take care of them, Eric.
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,177 They're out of control!
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,888 Forget it.
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,683 Please. Some of our kids are in there.
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,476 We should have listened to you earlier.
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,353 Yeah. We apologize.
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,564 Please, don't let them ruin our town.
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,732 It's too late.
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,192 Even if I did agree to help, there's too many of them now.
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,695 We know you can do it, Eric. You're smart.
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,406 Why, you're the smartest kid in school, m'kay.
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,324 We're just asking you to try.
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,870 The whole town even got together and -- and baked you a cake.
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,041 Don't think that you can buy me with presents.
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,501 Unless, of course,
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,963 it's the new Tonka radio-controlled play bulldozer.
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,048 It's yours.
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,842 I want the batteries for it, too.
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,011 And I get to drive it around in the school parking lot.
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,096 - Fine. - Anything else?
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,015 Yes.
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,184 Kyle doesn't get to have one. Ever.
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,769 And he has to watch me drive mine
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,021 around the school parking lot and get super jealous.
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,231 Well, we can promise not to buy one for Kyle,
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,775 but we can't make him watch you play --
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,153 Oh, yes! Fine! We'll force Kyle to watch you.
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,238 All right. Fine. But listen up and listen good.
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,657 I've never tried to get rid of this many hippies before,
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,035 so I'm gonna need every resource this town has.
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,453 And even if I don't succeed --
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,622 and it's a million-to-one shot that I will --
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,207 I still get the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,833 and get to play with it in the school parking lot
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,211 while Kyle has to watch and be super jealous.
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,337 Are we clear?
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,598 Wow. This band is so crunchy.
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,974 Dude, I need more weed.
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,768 So it seems like we have enough people now.
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,686 When do we start taking down the corporations?
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,438 Yeah, man. The corporations.
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,066 Right now they're raping the world for money.
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,943 Yeah, so where are they? Let's go get 'em.
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,779 Right now we're proving we don't need corporations.
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,197 We don't need money.
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,367 This can become a commune where everyone just helps each other.
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,453 Yeah. We'll have one guy who, like, makes bread.
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,915 A-And one guy who, like, looks out for other people's safety.
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,542 You mean like a baker and a cop?
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,628 No, no, can't you imagine a place where people live together
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,339 and, like, provide services for each other
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,675 in exchange for their services?
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,135 Yeah. It's called a town.
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,555 You kids just haven't been to college yet.
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,684 But just you wait. This thing is about to get huge.
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,729 All right. Everyone, listen up.
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,899 The hippie jam-band festival is now 14 miles in diameter
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,985 and 500,000 hippies thick.
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,778 My God.
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,821 In less than three days,
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,156 all of South Park will be completely consumed.
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,867 Our only hope is to fight our way
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:30,328 to the very center of the crowd and reach the heart, here.
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,663 If we can reach the stage,
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,708 we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system.
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,668 Hippies can't stand death metal.
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,420 If everything works, they should disperse
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,922 just before they consume us all.
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,717 Nice plan, kid, except it has one giant flaw.
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,385 That hippie crowd is massive.
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,554 How the hell are we supposed to get through it
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,014 and reach the stage?
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,599 We drill.
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,475 I've designed a vehicle that can bore its way
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,060 through even the densest hippie crowd.
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,395 The pilots inside would be safe
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,397 from the pot smoke and the crappy music outside.
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,691 You're actually suggesting that somebody
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,860 drives right into the heart of that mob?
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,195 - It's a suicide mission! - Not just somebody.
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,281 I need a complete team to operate this vehicle.
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,533 Along with me, I'm gonna need a scientist, an engineer,
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,911 and, of course, a black person who can sacrifice himself
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,329 in case something goes wrong.
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,624 I'm the only scientist in town.
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,791 I'm your engineer.
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,918 Honey, no!
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,711 I have to do it, Stephen.
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,463 Then we just need a black person
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,507 who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:25,717 Let's see. Anyone will do.
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,594 Anyone who meets the qualifications.
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,262 Let's see.
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,513 Oh, I know. How about --
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,849 Yeah, yeah, I get it! Fine!
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,893 I-I can't believe we're actually listening to this.
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,227 This is a crazy plan!
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,979 You got a better idea, Stephen?
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,606 Damn it, my son is in there!
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,316 There's no more time for ideas.
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,318 We have to have this vehicle up and operational
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,569 in less than three days.
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,573 Look, it's a long shot, but it's also the only shot we...
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,830 ...got.
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,103 Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado,
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,814 where a desperate attempt to save the town is under way.
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,607 Some call it a suicide mission,
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,859 but the heroic men and women of the Hippie Digger
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,861 may be our only hope at survival.
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,372 Well, I guess this is it, Sharon.
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,166 Please save our boy, Randy.
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,419 Butters, if anything happens to Mommy,
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,629 I-I want you to be a good boy.
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,006 I will, Mom.
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,341 Now, now. Don't cry, ladies.
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,176 Everything's gonna be fine.
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,139 I...don't want you to worry about me, Clyde Frog.
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:59,394 Hey. You're the best stuffed animal I ever had.
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,776 Look out for yourselves!
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,236 Godspeed!
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,075 - Primary engine running? - Check.
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,327 - Navigation system? - Online.
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,620 Let's punch this baby.
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,876 We're coming up on the outer perimeter of the hippies.
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:23,877 Hang on.
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,050 Breaching hippie crowd. Hull status?
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,593 Vehicle shell holding!
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,265 They're in!
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,892 - All right! They did it! - Yeah!
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,685 All right, people. Let's save it.
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,146 They still have a long way to go.
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,240 All right. I can't take it anymore.
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,492 I'm getting on that stage.
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,993 You're doing what?
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,913 Hey, you can't go up there.
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,415 Whoo!
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,338 Switching to secondary fuel line.
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,714 What's that?
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,674 Drill's getting too hot from all the hippies!
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,346 What's happened?
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,932 They -- They've stopped. Something's wrong.
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,102 Jesus. They're dead in the water.
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,275 Uh, excuse me.
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,820 Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please?
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,863 What are we doing?
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,242 It's been nine days.
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,619 Doesn't it seem like we should accomplish something?
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,538 We're using the power of rock 'n' roll
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,789 to change the world!
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,083 Whoo!
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,668 Maybe instead of complaining
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,086 about corporations being selfish,
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,546 we should look at ourselves.
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,339 Is there anything more selfish than doing nothing
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,675 but getting high and listening to music all day long?
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,260 He's right.
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,887 It's time for us all to focus our energy
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,141 and get this hippie jam into full swing.
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,898 - Come on! Come on! - It's useless.
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,608 The main power line has been shut down.
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,110 Somebody's gonna have to go outside
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,695 and activate the backup boosters.
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,573 No, Chef. I'm not gonna let you go out there.
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,116 I didn't volunteer.
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,368 All right! Fine, Chef. Go.
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,372 Aw, damn it!
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,505 That's it. We're going to Plan B.
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,715 Nuke the crowd.
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,842 God damn it, no! You have to give them more time!
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,015 - Ah! - Aah!
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,186 How are we gonna get the stink out of our clothes?
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,896 These people have no idea what's going on.
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,981 - Let's get out of here. - We can't. Kenny just checked.
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,400 There's a wall of people like seven miles thick behind us.
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,276 What?
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,487 You mean we're stuck here listening to this crap?
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,998 Hey, what happened to the tunes, man?
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,458 More tunes.
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,418 More tu-u-u-nes!
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,338 We made it.
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,882 Get to the P.A. system! Now!
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,177 Plug me into the main line.
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,178 Which cord is it?
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,555 - You're the scientist, jackass! - I'm a geologist!
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,599 We don't have time to argue! They're gonna nuke us!
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,101 - Aagh! - Put them in my laptop!
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,738 Oh, man. Not cool!
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,990 This music is so angry!
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,451 This is killing my buzz.
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,120 Let's bail on this whole angry scene.
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,919 It's working!
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:53,795 What?
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,005 It's -- It's working!
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,216 They did it! They did it!
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,264 - Dad! - Stan!
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,727 I'm alive!
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,188 Hold it right there, Kyle.
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,025 Whoa. Cartman, we aren't gonna be hippies anymore.
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,360 You don't have to kill us.
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,153 Kill you? Oh, no.
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,532 I have much bigger plans for you, Kyle.
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,120 Ho ho! Oh, man! This is awesome.
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,247 Whee! Oh, here, Kyle.
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,082 You want to play with it a little while?
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,084 Oh! Psych! You don't get to.
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,586 Oh, check it out! Co-o-ol!

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,440 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,946 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:33,284 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:37,246 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:41,500 Hello, ma'am, I'm working
00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:43,461 to clean up the neighborhood from parasites.
00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,546 Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house?
00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,631 I'm afraid you may have hippies.
00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,050 Hippies?
00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:50,217 Yeah, they've been popping up
00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,719 all over the neighborhood lately.
00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:52,803 [ Knocking ]
00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,056 Miss Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement.
00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:56,307 They usually live in colonies.
00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:57,349 [ Tapping ]
00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,101 Hmm. I don't like the sound of that.
00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,187 Could I take a look in your attic?
00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:05,608 Oh, yeah. Boy.
00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,151 Here. Take a look at this, ma'am.
00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,569 You see that? Hippies.
00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:12,073 [ Giggling ]
00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:13,115 Oh, my.
00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,909 These are what we call the giggling stoners.
00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:17,119 Pretty common form of hippie. Usually found in the attics.
00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:20,081 Problem is, if you see one hippie,
00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:21,749 there's probably a whole lot more you're not seeing.
00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:22,875 Where's the backyard?
00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,002 [ Birds chirping ]
00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,545 Yep. That's what I thought. See that?
00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,380 You've got a drum circle in your backyard.
00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,968 Oh, well, they showed up a few days ago,
00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:34,970 but I didn't think they were hurting anything.
00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,514 Yeah, you know, I had a guy in Jackson County.
00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,390 He had a little drum circle in his backyard --
00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,351 turned into a drum circle four miles in diameter.
00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:41,894 You get a few hippies playing drums,
00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:44,021 and next thing you know, you've got yourself a colony.
00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:44,939 Oh, dear.
00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,982 Well, so -- so, what do I do?
00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:47,983 [ Knocking ]
00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,485 Well, your attic hippies
00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,278 we can probably fumigate with polymarthane.
00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:53,072 Your drum circle we're gonna have to gas.
00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,323 [ Tapping ]
00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:56,367 God damn it.
00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:58,577 Whoa! How did I get here?
00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,663 Man, I am <i>so</i> high.
00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,664 Goddamn hippie!
00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,207 - Whoa! Dude! - Get out of here!
00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,668 Not cool! What's up?
00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,545 Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners
00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,171 and your drum circle hippies right now,
00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,173 or soon they're gonna attract something much worse.
00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,508 What's that?
00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,969 The college know-it-all hippies.
00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:17,346 [ Mid-tempo jam-rock music playing ]
00:02:19,223 --> 00:02:20,266 [ Music stops ]
00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:22,393 Wow. My friend Brittany was right.
00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,436 This is a really laid-back place.
00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:28,649 Yeah. This'll be a great place to spend spring break.
00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,067 Hey, let's ask <i>them.</i>
00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,235 All right.
00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,195 Excuse me. Hello.
00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,072 We're selling magazine subscriptions
00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,574 for our community youth program.
00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,450 Would you like to help young people like us
00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:40,786 by purchasing a subscription of your choice?
00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,830 Oh, wow. You guys shouldn't be doing that.
00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:44,999 Don't you know what you're doing to the world?
00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,084 W-What do you mean?
00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,919 You're playing into the corporate game.
00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,880 See, the corporations are trying to turn you
00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,549 into little Eichmanns so that <i>they</i> can make money.
00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:54,800 Who are the corporations?
00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,428 The corporations run the entire world,
00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,889 and now they've fooled you into working for them.
00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,765 Are you serious? We never heard that.
00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:03,851 We just spent our first semester at college.
00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,436 Our professors opened our eyes.
00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:07,479 The government is using its corporate ties
00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:09,773 to make you sell magazines so they can get rich.
00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,442 Those dirty liars!
00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,902 Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,653 This is really nice town you have here.
00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:15,821 That's why the corporations
00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,573 are trying to use you to take it down.
00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,241 Well -- Well, what do we do?
00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,910 Just hang with us for a bit.
00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:25,080 We'll fill you in on everything you haven't been told.
00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,790 [ Indistinct conversations ]
00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:30,002 Hey, you got to let us out, man! This is inhumane!
00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,338 Open this door right now!
00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:34,006 All right, in you go.
00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,300 - What are you doing, man? - Let us out!
00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,969 Get back -- Get back or you're all gonna get maced!
00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:40,221 What's up, man?
00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:41,972 You can't keep us down here like this.
00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,307 What's wrong with you?
00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,309 What's wrong is there's more of you showing up every day,
00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,518 and I need to find out why!
00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:48,646 What makes you think you can tell us where to live?
00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,272 This is a free country, man.
00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,815 Brah, I'm not gonna argue with you, all right?
00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,567 - Just go with it. - Just go with it?
00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,319 We've been down here for days!
00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,655 And you're gonna be here a little longer, brah, all right?
00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:01,992 Here. Here's some joints... and a guitar.
00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:07,706 [ Folk guitar playing ]
00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,625 ♪ What's going on in this world of mine? ♪
00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,086 ♪ There's a whole lot of killin' in this world of mine ♪
00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:15,464 ♪ Somebody's got to help this world of mine ♪
00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,093 [ Haltingly ] ♪ Sign, sign ♪
00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,345 ♪ Everywhere a sign ♪
00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:24,598 ♪ Doing the something, something to my mind ♪
00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:27,017 Stan, sweetie, we're gonna go to the mall.
00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,018 Do you want to come?
00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,979 Mom, the mall is a way for the corporate fat cats
00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:31,689 to imprison you into a life of servitude.
00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,190 I've got some stuff you should read.
00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,692 Okay, sweetie.
00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,070 All right, people,
00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,990 we can move on to issue number 14-B.
00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,658 Mayor, we have got to do something
00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,785 about all these potholes on our roads.
00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,162 We don't have it in the budget to fix them right now.
00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,414 We'll wish we spent the money
00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,873 when we have a lawsuit on our hands.
00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,709 - We -- - MAN: Get back over here!
00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:52,751 You can't go in there!
00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:55,254 Please, I have to talk to you all right now!
00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,756 Kid, we're having a city council meeting.
00:04:57,881 --> 00:04:59,216 Mayor, something very big is happening,
00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,968 and if you all don't give me a moment of your time,
00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,720 there may be no more South Park to council over.
00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,138 What are you talking about?
00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:07,016 I'm talking about the end of all life as we know it.
00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,144 Past several days, I've been noticing a steep rise
00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:11,895 in the number of hippies coming to town.
00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:13,981 At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence.
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,733 Then I noticed this.
00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,985 Three new drum circles have sprouted up --
00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:19,862 here and here and here.
00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,697 They're all growing in diameter
00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,657 at a rate of two hippies per hour.
00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,410 What this means is that the hippies are conglomerating.
00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,911 They're binding, if you will.
00:05:28,037 --> 00:05:32,583 I think that they're setting up for a...hippie music festival.
00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,128 - A what? - It's -- It's simple science.
00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,880 Look, when hippies start to nest in a new area,
00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,131 it draws other hippies in.
00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,966 With the right weather conditions and topography,
00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,343 it can lead to a music festival --
00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:43,761 one that lasts for days, even weeks.
00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,512 Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man --
00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:46,847 They would all pale in comparison
00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,057 to what we're looking at now.
00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,308 In my professional opinion,
00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,352 I think we're looking at a full-blown hippie jam fest
00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,354 the size of which we've never seen.
00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,191 [ Sighs ]
00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,110 Kid, what the hell are you talking about?
00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,363 I know hippies. I've hated them all my life.
00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:04,156 I've kept this town free of hippies on my own
00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:05,324 since I was 5 1/2.
00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:07,368 But I can't contain them on my own anymore.
00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:08,869 We have to do something, fast.
00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:12,373 Uh, Eric, we're talking about potholes right now, m'kay?
00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:14,375 It's not potholes you need to worry about.
00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,542 It's <i>potheads.</i>
00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,795 I know what these people are capable of.
00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,297 Johnson, get him out of here.
00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,591 What are you doing? You have to listen to me!
00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,635 You can't sweep this problem under the rug!
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,678 The town is in serious danger!
00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,973 You see, the corporations take their profits
00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:33,727 and invest it in the war machine while keeping everyone blind.
00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,062 Right. So how do we get back at them?
00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:36,438 Yeah. We're pissed off.
00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,357 Well, so, my idea was this --
00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,526 Let's have, like, a weeklong music festival,
00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,693 draw everyone here,
00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:44,655 and then together we can tear it all down.
00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:45,989 Whoa! What the hell?
00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:48,158 I knew you were trying to have a hippie jam festival.
00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,452 Everyone pack up your crap. We're going to my basement.
00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,413 Cartman, what the hell are you doing?
00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,957 Oh, Jesus. Not you guys.
00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,793 What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies?
00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,628 - Did you eat their brownies?! - No!
00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,713 Listen, you're my friends, but if you've been compromised,
00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,382 I'll have no problem taking you out.
00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:04,758 I'd expect the same from you.
00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,803 What is your problem? Get lost, little Eichmann.
00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,721 Aah! Ugh! Aah!
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:11,056 - [ Siren wailing ] - Oh, my God!
00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,558 What the hell are you doing?
00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,768 Everybody get in a single-file line!
00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,061 There you are!
00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:17,688 Ah, Officer Barbrady. You're just in time.
00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,648 These college know-it-all hippies were setting up
00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,525 for a music festival -- just as I predicted.
00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,360 Eric Cartman, you are under arrest.
00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,278 What?
00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:25,737 I was just over at your house
00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,782 and freed 63 people you had locked in your basement.
00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,033 You let them out?!
00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:31,368 Jesus! We have to find them!
00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,579 Oh, no! You're coming downtown.
00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,539 No! No! We have to stop them!
00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:38,292 No! We -- We got to stop the hippies!
00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,628 Who was that?
00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:44,298 What did I do?!
00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:47,468 You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.
00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,344 They're not people! They're hippies!
00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,846 Is this problem under control?
00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,307 I handled it, Mayor. Gee whiz.
00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,017 Mayor! Mayor, I've confirmed the data.
00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,103 The hippies <i>are</i> going to have a massive jam-band concert.
00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,438 I know.
00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:02,024 I signed the permit.
00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,987 You...You what?
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,698 I signed a permit allowing them to have their concert here.
00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,741 Their little festival
00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,701 should pump some money into our economy.
00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,536 They're hippies! They don't have any money!
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,163 Does the city council know about this?
00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,247 They don't have to know.
00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,041 I can sign whatever permit I want.
00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,877 You just sold out our town! [ Screaming ]
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,505 That kid really needs some psychiatric help.
00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:25,506 Yeah.
00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,174 [ Snarling ]
00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,800 All right. Let's go.
00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,427 How much money is enough, Mayor?!
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,387 How many people's lives is it all worth?!
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,389 Goddamn hippies!
00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:39,311 MAN: This is a "South Park News" special report.
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,897 Thousands of people have descended on South Park
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,316 for a hippie music jam festival.
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,944 The event is said to be the largest such gathering
00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,612 in the history of man.
00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,948 [ Mid-tempo jam-rock music playing, crowd cheering ]
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:55,202 All right! Welcome to Hippie Jam Fest 2005!
00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:57,996 [ Cheering ]
00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,832 It's so great to see so many people turn out
00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,502 to make an impact on the world!
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,420 Yeah!
00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:06,713 You said it!
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,299 For too long the corporations have bled the world
00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,385 of its love and resources.
00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,470 It is time for us to get to work
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,305 and make the world a better place.
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,975 And we're gonna start right now!
00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:19,768 [ Up-tempo jam-rock music plays ]
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,853 [ Cheering ]
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,273 [ Inhales, coughs ]
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,941 Oh, man, I can't wait to see the look
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,401 on those little Eichmanns' faces
00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,778 when they hear this crunchy groove.
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,406 Sharon, have -- have you seen Stan?
00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,866 He went with his friends to that music festival.
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:37,494 Oh, Jesus. What has gotten into that kid?
00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,663 Now, Randy, we were the same way once, too.
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,623 Don't forget that we were both considered hippies
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,791 back in the '60s.
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,419 Yeah, but when we did it, we actually stood for something.
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,170 I mean, remember Woodstock, Sharon?
00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,923 We actually did something there.
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,466 [ Up-tempo jam-rock music playing ]
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,093 Whoo!
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,053 Party! Whoo!
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,097 Whoo-hoo! [ Laughs ]
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,224 Oh, whoo!
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,059 [ Gags, coughs ]
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,102 [ Laughs ]
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,688 You ate too much acid, man!
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:06,732 [ Laughter ]
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:07,899 Whoo! Whoa!
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,359 Oh! [ Grunts ]
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,199 Oh, my God. Our son is with those people.
00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,910 S-Stan? Stan!
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,912 MAN: This is "South Park News."
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,040 Fear and horror in South Park today
00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,584 as the music festival continues to grow.
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:29,004 They're arriving in droves, and apparently no end is in sight.
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,256 MAN: Tom, the crowd just keeps getting bigger,
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,967 and the town is literally bursting at the seams.
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,345 We don't know where this music festival came from,
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,681 but it's very close to consuming us all.
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,516 Stephen, what do we do?
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,894 [ Up-tempo jam-rock music playing ]
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,563 [ Screams ]
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,070 Stan? Stan!
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,863 I need to get through! Please!
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,657 Randy -- Randy, you got to get out of here.
00:10:56,782 --> 00:10:58,325 They just trampled Miss Farkle to death.
00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,493 It's too dangerous.
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,703 My son is in there!
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,247 [ Music continues ]
00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:05,248 Stan?!
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,335 [ Coughing ] Stan! Stan!
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,544 [ Coughing ]
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,880 Hey, chill, man. It's all good.
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,216 Have some water laced with acid.
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,051 No! Aargh!
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,512 Aaargh! [ Coughing ]
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,848 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,725 What have I done?
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,020 MAN: Yeah! South Park is now hippie capital of the world!
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,356 [ Crowd cheering ]
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,608 [ Gun cocks ]
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,820 [ Gunshot ]
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,786 Uh, hi, Eric. H-How's it going?
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,037 Great.
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,123 I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it.
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,292 Eric, uh, you were right -- about the hippies.
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,962 Could you get rid of them for us now?
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,797 Let me guess.
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,508 They've started a hippie jam-band music festival.
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,051 W-We need you to take care of them, Eric.
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,177 They're out of control!
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,888 Forget it.
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,683 Please. Some of our kids are in there.
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,476 We should have listened to you earlier.
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,353 Yeah. We apologize.
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,564 Please, don't let them ruin our town.
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,732 It's too late.
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:14,192 Even if I did agree to help, there's too many of them now.
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,695 We know you can do it, Eric. You're smart.
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,406 Why, you're the smartest kid in school, m'kay.
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,324 We're just asking you to try.
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,870 The whole town even got together and -- and baked you a cake.
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,041 Don't think that you can buy me with presents.
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:31,501 Unless, of course,
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:34,963 it's the new Tonka radio-controlled play bulldozer.
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,048 It's yours.
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,842 I want the batteries for it, too.
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,011 And I get to drive it around in the school parking lot.
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,096 - Fine. - Anything else?
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,015 Yes.
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,184 Kyle doesn't get to have one. Ever.
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,769 And he has to watch me drive mine
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,021 around the school parking lot and get super jealous.
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,231 Well, we can promise not to buy one for Kyle,
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,775 but we can't make him watch you play --
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,776 [ Stammering ]
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,153 Oh, yes! Fine! We'll force Kyle to watch you.
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,238 All right. Fine. But listen up and listen good.
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,657 I've never tried to get rid of this many hippies before,
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,035 so I'm gonna need every resource this town has.
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,453 And even if I don't succeed --
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,622 and it's a million-to-one shot that I will --
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,207 I still get the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,833 and get to play with it in the school parking lot
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,211 while Kyle has to watch and be super jealous.
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,337 Are we clear?
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:20,759 [ Down-tempo jam-rock music playing ]
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,598 Wow. This band is so crunchy.
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:27,974 Dude, I need more weed.
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,768 So it seems like we have enough people now.
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,686 When do we start taking down the corporations?
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,438 Yeah, man. The corporations.
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,066 Right now they're raping the world for money.
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,943 Yeah, so where are they? Let's go get 'em.
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,779 Right now we're proving we don't need corporations.
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,197 We don't need money.
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,367 This can become a commune where everyone just helps each other.
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,453 Yeah. We'll have one guy who, like, makes bread.
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,915 A-And one guy who, like, looks out for other people's safety.
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,542 You mean like a baker and a cop?
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,628 No, no, can't you imagine a place where people live together
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,339 and, like, provide services for each other
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,675 in exchange for their services?
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,135 Yeah. It's called a town.
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,555 You kids just haven't been to college yet.
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,684 But just you wait. This thing is about to get huge.
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,769 [ Insects chirping ]
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,729 All right. Everyone, listen up.
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,899 The hippie jam-band festival is now 14 miles in diameter
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,985 and 500,000 hippies thick.
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,778 My God.
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:22,821 In less than three days,
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,156 all of South Park will be completely consumed.
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,867 Our only hope is to fight our way
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:30,328 to the very center of the crowd and reach the heart, here.
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,663 If we can reach the stage,
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,708 we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system.
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,668 Hippies can't stand death metal.
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,420 If everything works, they should disperse
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,922 just before they consume us all.
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,717 Nice plan, kid, except it has one giant flaw.
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,385 That hippie crowd is massive.
00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,554 How the hell are we supposed to get through it
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,014 and reach the stage?
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,599 We drill.
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,475 I've designed a vehicle that can bore its way
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,060 through even the densest hippie crowd.
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,395 The pilots inside would be safe
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,397 from the pot smoke and the crappy music outside.
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,691 You're actually suggesting that somebody
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,860 drives right into the heart of that mob?
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,195 - It's a suicide mission! - Not just somebody.
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,281 I need a complete team to operate this vehicle.
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,533 Along with me, I'm gonna need a scientist, an engineer,
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,911 and, of course, a black person who can sacrifice himself
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,329 in case something goes wrong.
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,624 I'm the only scientist in town.
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,791 I'm your engineer.
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,918 Honey, no!
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,711 I have to do it, Stephen.
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,463 Then we just need a black person
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,507 who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:25,717 Let's see. Anyone will do.
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,594 Anyone who meets the qualifications.
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,262 Let's see.
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:30,513 Oh, I know. How about --
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,849 Yeah, yeah, I get it! Fine!
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,893 I-I can't believe we're actually listening to this.
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,227 This is a crazy plan!
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,979 You got a better idea, Stephen?
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,606 Damn it, my son is in there!
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,316 There's no more time for ideas.
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,318 We have to have this vehicle up and operational
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,569 in less than three days.
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,573 Look, it's a long shot, but it's also the only shot we...
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,409 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,287 [ Sneezes ]
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,830 ...got.
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:00,168 [ Down-tempo jam-rock music playing ]
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,888 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,103 Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado,
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,814 where a desperate attempt to save the town is under way.
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,607 Some call it a suicide mission,
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,859 but the heroic men and women of the Hippie Digger
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,861 may be our only hope at survival.
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,075 [ Cheers and applause, camera shutters clicking ]
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,372 Well, I guess this is it, Sharon.
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,166 Please save our boy, Randy.
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,419 Butters, if anything happens to Mommy,
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,629 I-I want you to be a good boy.
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,006 I will, Mom.
00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:48,341 - [ Women crying ] - Now, now. Don't cry, ladies.
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,176 Everything's gonna be fine.
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,139 I...don't want you to worry about me, Clyde Frog.
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:59,394 Hey. You're the best stuffed animal I ever had.
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:04,024 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,776 Look out for yourselves!
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,236 Godspeed!
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,075 - Primary engine running? - Check.
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,327 - Navigation system? - Online.
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:17,620 Let's punch this baby.
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,832 [ Whirring ]
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,876 We're coming up on the outer perimeter of the hippies.
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:23,877 Hang on.
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,378 [ Music continues ]
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,050 Breaching hippie crowd. Hull status?
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,593 Vehicle shell holding!
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,265 They're in!
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,892 - All right! They did it! - Yeah!
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,685 All right, people. Let's save it.
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,146 They still have a long way to go.
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,111 [ Music continues ]
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,240 All right. I can't take it anymore.
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,492 I'm getting on that stage.
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:56,993 You're doing what?
00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,913 Hey, you can't go up there.
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,415 [ Chuckles ] Whoo!
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,338 Switching to secondary fuel line.
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,714 - [Alarm blares ] - What's that?
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,674 Drill's getting too hot from all the hippies!
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,261 [ Engine stops ]
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,346 What's happened?
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:18,932 They -- They've stopped. Something's wrong.
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,102 Jesus. They're dead in the water.
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,605 [ Music continues ]
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,690 [ Crowd cheering ]
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,275 Uh, excuse me.
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,820 Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please?
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,863 What are we doing?
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,242 It's been nine days.
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,619 Doesn't it seem like we should accomplish something?
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,538 We're using the power of rock 'n' roll
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,789 to change the world!
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,083 - Whoo! - [ Cheers and applause ]
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,668 Maybe instead of complaining
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,086 about corporations being selfish,
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,546 we should look at ourselves.
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,339 Is there anything more selfish than doing nothing
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,675 but getting high and listening to music all day long?
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,260 He's right.
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,887 It's time for us all to focus our energy
00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:01,141 and get this hippie jam into full swing.
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,892 [ Music resumes ]
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,769 [ Cheering ]
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,898 - Come on! Come on! - It's useless.
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,608 The main power line has been shut down.
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,110 Somebody's gonna have to go outside
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,695 and activate the backup boosters.
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,573 No, Chef. I'm not gonna let you go out there.
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,116 I didn't volunteer.
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,368 All right! Fine, Chef. Go.
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,372 - Aw, damn it! - [ Seat belt clicks ]
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,834 - [ Music continues ] - [ Coughing ]
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,505 That's it. We're going to Plan B.
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,715 Nuke the crowd.
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,842 God damn it, no! You have to give them more time!
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,927 [ Coughing ]
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,471 [ Grunts ]
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,015 - Ah! - Aah!
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,186 How are we gonna get the stink out of our clothes?
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,896 These people have no idea what's going on.
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,981 - Let's get out of here. - We can't. Kenny just checked.
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,400 There's a wall of people like seven miles thick behind us.
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,276 What?
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:56,487 You mean we're stuck here listening to this crap?
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,615 [ Music continues ]
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,328 [ Music stops ]
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,998 Hey, what happened to the tunes, man?
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,458 More tunes.
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,418 More tu-u-u-nes!
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,295 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,338 We made it.
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,882 Get to the P.A. system! Now!
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,177 Plug me into the main line.
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,178 Which cord is it?
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:22,555 - You're the scientist, jackass! - I'm a geologist!
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,599 We don't have time to argue! They're gonna nuke us!
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,101 - Aagh! - Put them in my laptop!
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,813 [ Up-tempo death metal plays ]
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,738 Oh, man. Not cool!
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,990 This music is so angry!
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,451 This is killing my buzz.
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,120 Let's bail on this whole angry scene.
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,624 [ Music continues ]
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,919 It's working!
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:53,795 What?
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,005 It's -- It's working!
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,216 They did it! They did it!
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,343 [ Cheering ]
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,264 - Dad! - Stan!
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,727 I'm alive!
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,188 Hold it right there, Kyle.
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:16,025 Whoa. Cartman, we aren't gonna be hippies anymore.
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,360 You don't have to kill us.
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,153 Kill you? Oh, no.
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,532 I have much bigger plans for you, Kyle.
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,120 Ho ho! Oh, man! This is awesome.
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:29,247 Whee! Oh, here, Kyle.
00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,082 You want to play with it a little while?
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,084 Oh! Psych! You don't get to. [ Laughs ]
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,586 Oh, check it out! Co-o-ol!

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