Удивительный дар Картмана — Сержант Ейтц считает, что Картман обладает паранормальными способностями, и использует его как детектива-медиума, чтобы найти серийного убийцу.

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Сержант Ейтц считает, что Картман обладает паранормальными способностями, и использует его как детектива-медиума, чтобы найти серийного убийцу.

Субтитры

00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:06,700 Субтитры, перевод - madcappages@yandex. ru
00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:37,700 Саут-Парк - эпизод 813, "Невероятный дар Картмана"
00:00:37,735 --> 00:00:39,665 Я не знаю... Вроде довольно высоко.
00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:43,200 Да, мне кажется, что лучше спрыгивать откуда-нибудь пониже.
00:00:43,235 --> 00:00:46,700 Блин, мне совсем не кажется, что это очень умно, Картман!
00:00:46,735 --> 00:00:48,665 Да все будет зашибись, пацаны!
00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,200 Ничего у тебя не получится! Просто слезай оттуда!
00:00:52,235 --> 00:00:55,665 Господи, отсюда сверху кажется, что гораздо выше...
00:00:55,700 --> 00:01:01,700 - Что такое?! - Картман думает, что он может взлететь с крыши.
00:01:01,735 --> 00:01:03,217 Давай! Давай!
00:01:03,252 --> 00:01:04,665 Я сделаю это!
00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:05,665 Я бы не стал на твоем месте!
00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,665 Эти крылья не кажутся такими уж крепкими.
00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,700 Не слушай их, Картман! Я уверен, что все получится!
00:01:09,735 --> 00:01:12,700 Вперед! Да, Картман! Лети, лети, лети!
00:01:12,735 --> 00:01:14,665 О'кей, вперед.
00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,200 Со времен Коперника человек мечтал о полете!
00:01:17,235 --> 00:01:19,700 В этот исторический день мы переходим к...
00:01:19,735 --> 00:01:21,665 Да прыгай уже!
00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:22,665 Подожди! Я выступаю с речью!
00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:26,700 В этот исторический день мы вспоминаем братьев Райт: Орвилла и Реденбахера,
00:01:26,735 --> 00:01:29,700 чьи мечты и идеи вдохновили целые поколения!
00:01:29,735 --> 00:01:30,665 Он не прыгнет.
00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:34,700 И снова мечта одного человека ведет нас в новую эру воздухоплавания,
00:01:34,735 --> 00:01:37,700 доказывая силу воображения и интеллекта!
00:01:37,735 --> 00:01:40,700 Магия... полета!
00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:06,665 Боже мой! Эрик!
00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:09,700 Эрик, мама рядом! Дорогой?
00:02:09,735 --> 00:02:11,217 О, что с ним?!
00:02:11,252 --> 00:02:12,700 Я боюсь ваш сын...
00:02:12,735 --> 00:02:14,665 ужасно глуп.
00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,700 он думал, что сможет полететь при помощи картонных крыльев.
00:02:16,735 --> 00:02:18,665 Его глупость была насколько сильной,
00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:21,700 что вызвала падение, из-за которого он впал в глубокую кому.
00:02:21,735 --> 00:02:22,665 Кому?
00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,665 Боже мой! И надолго это?
00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:27,700 Трудно сказать. Он может никогда не очнуться
00:02:27,735 --> 00:02:32,465 Нам остается лишь ждать...
00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:39,300 "Времена года сменяют друг друга, время идет... "
00:02:42,235 --> 00:02:46,900 "Недели складываются в месяцы, а месяцы в года... "
00:02:49,735 --> 00:02:53,700 Господи! Доктор, он проснулся!
00:02:53,735 --> 00:02:54,665 Где... Где я?
00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,700 Наконец-то он пришел в себя!
00:02:56,735 --> 00:02:57,665 Это чудо!
00:02:57,700 --> 00:03:00,700 Ты в госпитале, Эрик. Ты некоторое время был в коме.
00:03:00,735 --> 00:03:02,700 В коме? Как долго?
00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:04,700 Уже два...
00:03:04,735 --> 00:03:05,665 дня.
00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,700 Сестра, снимите с него грелку для лица.
00:03:07,735 --> 00:03:10,665 Хорошо, доктор.
00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,665 Эрик, ты перенес серьезную травму головы.
00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:15,700 Твой путь к выздоровлению будет долгим и трудным:
00:03:15,735 --> 00:03:18,665 по крайней мере еще два дня.
00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:23,700 "Времена года сменяют друг друга, время идет... "
00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:28,700 "Недели складываются в месяцы, а месяцы в года... "
00:03:28,735 --> 00:03:30,665 Тебе уже намного лучше, мой пончик.
00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,700 Какого хрена я должен лежать в одной палате с другими больными?!
00:03:32,735 --> 00:03:33,665 Это отстой!
00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,665 О, ты уже снова говоришь совсем как раньше!
00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:38,700 Извините, детективы, мы ничего не могли сделать.
00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:41,665 Черт! Еще одна жертва убийства!
00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:45,700 Уже три года Леворукий убийца разгуливает на свободе, а у меня нет ни единой зацепки!
00:03:45,735 --> 00:03:48,717 Может я уже теряю полицейскую хватку...
00:03:48,752 --> 00:03:51,665 Нам лучше вернуться в участок, сэр.
00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,700 Отлично, потому что из-за вас уродов я уже три часа заснуть не могу!
00:03:53,735 --> 00:03:55,665 Хорошо, пошли, Мерфи.
00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:59,700 Погоди-ка, а где мои ключи от машины...?
00:03:59,735 --> 00:04:03,665 Наверное, в переднем кармане, дебил!
00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,700 Доктор, вы по-моему говорили, что этот ребенок перенес травму головы?
00:04:06,735 --> 00:04:08,700 Да, и довольно тяжелую.
00:04:08,735 --> 00:04:09,665 Что такое, Лу?
00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:12,700 Я слышал о случаях, когда у людей, перенесших травму головы
00:04:12,735 --> 00:04:14,200 появлялись экстрасенсорные способности...
00:04:14,235 --> 00:04:15,165 Ой, да ладно вам, сэр!
00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:20,700 Я знаю, что это глупо, но я собираюсь использовать каждую предоставляющуюся мне возможность!
00:04:20,735 --> 00:04:22,700 Здраствуйте, молодой человек! Могу я с вами немного побеседовать?
00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:25,700 Не сейчас! Медсестра вот-вот принесет мне обед.
00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:28,665 12.30, Эрик! Время обеда!
00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:33,700 Молодой человек, а как вы узнали, что медсестра должна была сейчас зайти?
00:04:33,735 --> 00:04:35,665 Не знаю... Просто знал и все.
00:04:35,700 --> 00:04:37,700 О, блин, пахнет мясным рулетом. Опять?!
00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,717 Да, опять мясной рулет!
00:04:39,752 --> 00:04:41,700 Господи... как он..?
00:04:41,735 --> 00:04:43,665 Мальчик...
00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,665 Шансов практически нет, но-
00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:47,700 мы бы хотели спросить, не мог бы ты пойти с нами, может быть твои
00:04:47,735 --> 00:04:49,700 новые способности помогут нам поймать убийцу.
00:04:49,735 --> 00:04:53,665 Его новые способности?
00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:58,700 Фотографируй все, что есть на месте преступления.
00:04:58,735 --> 00:05:00,665 Кто этот ребенок?
00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,700 Он вроде как должен быть экстрасенсом...
00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,665 Ох, господи...
00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:05,665 Вот здесь было найдено тело.
00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:08,700 Многочисленные ножевые ранения, точно так же как и у всех остальных.
00:05:08,735 --> 00:05:11,665 А почему на контуре нет левой ладони?
00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:14,700 Убийца всегда отрезает левую ладонь своей жертвы,
00:05:14,735 --> 00:05:18,717 и оставляет себе в качестве трофея.
00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:21,726 Отойдите! Ему нужно пространство!
00:05:21,761 --> 00:05:27,730 Давай, парень! Сконцентрируйся!
00:05:27,765 --> 00:05:33,700 Что ты видишь в своей голове?
00:05:33,735 --> 00:05:35,665 Мороженое...
00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:39,700 Посыпанное шоколадной крошкой...
00:05:39,735 --> 00:05:42,665 Двойной шоколадный бисквит!
00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:46,665 Он отламывает верхушку от одного-
00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:50,665 И складывает их, чтобы сделать четверной бисквит!
00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:52,700 Я вижу мороженое, и карамельные крошки, и четверной шоколадный бисквит!
00:05:52,735 --> 00:05:53,700 Господи...
00:05:53,735 --> 00:05:54,665 Сэр?!
00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:57,700 Том Йохансен, торговец мороженым!
00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,665 Да? О, здраствуйте, детективы!
00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,700 Мистер Йохансен, можем мы с вами немного побеседовать?
00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,665 Конечно, проходите!
00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:12,700 Я боюсь, что дом немного напоминает зону бедствия, после того как я...
00:06:12,735 --> 00:06:13,665 Держи его!
00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:15,200 Код 6! Код 6!
00:06:15,235 --> 00:06:16,665 Вали его!
00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,700 Бей электрошоком!
00:06:19,735 --> 00:06:23,665 Еще раз!
00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,700 Он сопротивлялся изо всех сил, но мы схватили его!
00:06:25,735 --> 00:06:27,665 За что? За что!?
00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,665 Мои поздравления, Эрик!
00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,700 Ты только что остановил самого страшного убийцу в истории Саут-Парка.
00:06:31,735 --> 00:06:33,665 Мы хотели вручить тебе награду,
00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:37,700 но потом подумали, что знать, что жители Саут-Парка снова в безопасности, это само по себе достаточная награда.
00:06:37,735 --> 00:06:38,665 Ну, подумайте еще!
00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,700 Хорошо, вот сто долларов.
00:06:40,735 --> 00:06:41,665 Вау!
00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:42,665 Его способности опасны!
00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:44,665 Хорошенько следите за ним, мисс Картман.
00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,665 Не дайте ему использовать эти способности для дурных дел.
00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:51,700 О, он будет их использовать только в благих целях! Мой маленький котеночек очень хороший мальчик!
00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,665 Я - экстрасенс! А ты нет!
00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:58,700 У меня супер-клевые способности! А у тебя их нет!
00:06:58,735 --> 00:07:00,217 Картман, что ты сделал?
00:07:00,252 --> 00:07:01,665 О, ты что, не слышал, Кайл?
00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:04,700 Я использовал свои экстрасенсорные способности, чтобы поймать серийного убийцу!
00:07:04,735 --> 00:07:06,665 И я заработал сто баксов!
00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,700 Добрый старый мистер Йохансен владел кондитерским магазином! Он не был убийцей, и ты это знаешь!
00:07:09,735 --> 00:07:11,700 Тогда почему я увидел мороженое и печенья, когда закрыл глаза?
00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,217 Потому что ты е****й жиртрест, вот почему!
00:07:13,252 --> 00:07:14,700 Не сомневайся в моих способностях, Кайл!
00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:15,700 У тебя нет никаких способностей!
00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:16,665 Не провоцируй меня, Кайл!
00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:19,700 Я могу одной только мыслью заставить твою голову взорваться!
00:07:19,735 --> 00:07:20,717 Осторожней, Кайл!
00:07:20,752 --> 00:07:21,665 Ни хера он не может!
00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:24,700 Отлично, Кайл! Ты сам напросился!
00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,700 Вон он! Эй, Эрик! Эрик!
00:07:31,735 --> 00:07:33,700 У нас небольшая проблема...
00:07:33,735 --> 00:07:34,665 Что?
00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:38,665 Когда торговец мороженым сидел в тюрме, было совершено еще одно убийство!
00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:42,700 У тела также отсутсвует левая ладонь, а рядом нашли порцию кукурузных хлопьев.
00:07:42,735 --> 00:07:44,700 Это может значить только одно!
00:07:44,735 --> 00:07:46,665 Ха! Видишь?
00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,665 Что объявился убийца-подражатель!
00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:52,700 Нам нужны твои экстрасенсорные способности, чтобы немедленно поймать этого нового убийцу!
00:07:52,735 --> 00:07:53,665 Что?!
00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:56,700 В этот раз мы заплатим тебе вперед! Мы должны поймать его до того, как он убьет еще кого-нибудь.
00:07:56,735 --> 00:07:59,665 Я боюсь, что мои способности... не продаются...
00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:02,700 И под этим я имею в виду, что они безусловно продаются.
00:08:02,735 --> 00:08:04,665 Пошли!
00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:08,700 Том, я стою на лугу за городом, где полица обнаружила первую жертву
00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:10,665 серийного убийцы-подражателя!
00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:16,700 Ребенок-вундеркинд Эрик Картман только что приехал на место преступления.
00:08:16,735 --> 00:08:18,665 Это, б***ь, смешно!
00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:22,700 Ну, что у тебя там, вундеркинд? Ты видишь что-нибудь?
00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:24,665 Нет, ничего.
00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,700 Может способности оставили его.
00:08:26,735 --> 00:08:28,665 Да...
00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,700 Подождите-ка!
00:08:31,735 --> 00:08:35,217 Жареный цыпленок!
00:08:35,252 --> 00:08:38,665 Нежный и свежий!
00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,665 А вот кленовый сироп...
00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,200 Кленовый сироп льют на цыпленка!
00:08:42,235 --> 00:08:43,665 Да что, блин, со всеми ними такое?!
00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,700 Они никогда не поймают серийного убийцу!
00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,665 Он слишком умный!
00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,700 Хотите посмотреть на мои трусики?
00:08:50,735 --> 00:08:53,700 Эй! А как насчет этого парня?
00:08:53,735 --> 00:08:58,717 Тихо! У него видение!
00:08:58,752 --> 00:09:03,700 Это жареный цыпленок!
00:09:03,735 --> 00:09:04,665 О, боже...
00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,665 Это цыпленок в мороженом!
00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,700 Сынок, что ты делаешь на улице?!
00:09:08,735 --> 00:09:09,665 Извини, мама!
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,700 А ну, немедленно вернись домой и займись со мной сексом!
00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:15,665 Нет, мамочка!
00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,665 Эй, кто-нибудь знает, кто это такой?
00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:22,700 Я сказал тише, малец, иначе я арестую тебя за то, что ты мешаешь следствию!
00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,000 Это новости округа Саут-Парк
00:09:26,035 --> 00:09:28,465 с ведущим Джимом Браунишем.
00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,500 Убийца, который подражал убийце, отрезавшему левые ладони
00:09:31,535 --> 00:09:32,465 был арестован.!
00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:37,500 Полиция воспользовалась помощью Эрика Картмана, юного детектива-экстрасенса!
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,500 На месте преступления юного экстрасенса посетили видения!
00:09:40,535 --> 00:09:42,465 И полиция немедленно арестовала
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,465 владельца сеnи ресторанов "Жареный цыпленок по-кентуккски"
00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:50,200 Видения молодого человека были настолько поразительны, что и другие полицейские участки обратились к нему за помощью.
00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:57,500 Если я счастлив, и я это знаю - то хлопаю в ладони!
00:09:57,535 --> 00:10:00,465 Эрик, дорогой, к тебе пришли какие-то люди.
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,500 Еще кому-то необходимо воспользоваться моим феноменальным даром?
00:10:03,535 --> 00:10:05,465 Это так утомляет...
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:10,500 Нет, эти люди утверждают, что они - настоящие детективы-экстрасенсы.
00:10:10,535 --> 00:10:15,500 Ага! Так это ты тот маленький мальчик, который отобрал у нас всю работу?
00:10:15,535 --> 00:10:18,465 Я пойду приготовлю чаю.
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,465 Парень, у нас тут одна проблема!
00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:24,500 В отличие от нас, ты не прошел через необходимые процедуры, чтобы стать детективом-экстрасенсом!
00:10:24,535 --> 00:10:25,465 Да!
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,465 Необходимые процедуры?
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,465 Ты должен был заполнить бланк с задней обложки комикса,
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:34,465 и заплатить 25 долларов за диплом школы детективов-экстрасенсов.
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:38,500 Я обрел свой дар после трагического несчачтного случая! Мне не нужно было ходить в школу детективов-экстрасенсов.
00:10:38,535 --> 00:10:42,500 Ты не можешь просто так взять и сказать, что ты детектив-экстрасенс, ты должен воспользоваться рекламой из комикса!
00:10:42,535 --> 00:10:47,200 Ты должен заплатить 25 долларов за диплом, и отдавать нам 10 процентов своих заработков!
00:10:50,535 --> 00:10:52,500 10 процентов, мать вашу! Идите на хер!
00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:53,465 Очень хорошо...
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,500 Ты не оставил нам другого выбора...
00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:59,165 Роджер!?
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:14,000 Так, давайте все вместе!
00:11:16,035 --> 00:11:20,465 Ой, пупсик, что происходит?!
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:28,500 Отойди, мам! У нас телепатическая битва!
00:11:28,535 --> 00:11:32,465 Хватит!
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,465 Ясно, что наши силы равны.
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,500 Наверное, этот вопрос придется решать в суде!
00:11:38,535 --> 00:11:39,465 В суде?!
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:42,500 Мы подаем на тебя коллективный иск!
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:47,500 Увидимся завтра в суде!
00:11:47,535 --> 00:11:51,965 Все закончилось?
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,500 Ее зовут... Вероника Крэбтри.
00:11:57,535 --> 00:11:59,465 Она - водитель школьного автобуса.
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,465 Ее поcчитали второстепенным персонажем,
00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:03,500 с которым фанатам не жалко будет расстаться.
00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:05,500 Госпди! А причина смерти?
00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:06,465 Та же самая, сэр.
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,465 Многочисленные ножевые ранения, отрезана и пропала левая рука...
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:14,500 Хначит, говоришь, еще кто-то стал подражать преступлениям убийцы-подражателя?!
00:12:14,535 --> 00:12:16,465 Господи! Да когда же это закончится?!
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:20,500 Каждый раз, когда я сажаю кого-либо за решетку, кто нибудь немедленно занимает его место!
00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:21,500 Что я делаю не так!?
00:12:21,535 --> 00:12:22,465 Извините, сэр!
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,465 Мне кажется, я знаю, кто это сделал.
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,465 Мы видели этого парня на месте прошлого преступления,-
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,500 и вы же знаете, что серийные убийцы иногда возвращаются на место преступления!
00:12:28,535 --> 00:12:30,465 Так вот, я проследил за ним до его дома-
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,500 и когда он снова ушел, я снял несколько отпечатков пальцев, и сделал анализ образца крови.
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,500 Я абсолютно уверен, что он - именно тот, кого вы ищете.
00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:36,500 Откуда ты знаешь? Ты что, экстрасенс?
00:12:36,535 --> 00:12:37,465 Нет.
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,500 Послушай, парень, не занимай мое время своими фокусами-покусами
00:12:39,535 --> 00:12:41,500 со всякими там образцами крови и отпечатками пальцев!
00:12:41,535 --> 00:12:43,500 Я должен найти этого убийцу! И немедленно!
00:12:43,535 --> 00:12:45,465 Я в долгу перед этой несчастной!
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,500 Я знаю, она давно не появлялась в этом сериале,
00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:49,465 но, черт, она заслуживала лучшей участи!
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,500 Пошли, Мерф, мы должны снова поговорить с Эриком Картманом.
00:12:52,535 --> 00:12:54,017 Ну почему меня никто не хочет слушать!?
00:12:54,052 --> 00:12:55,465 (Не принимай это близко к сердцу, Кайл.)
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,500 Я буду принимать это близко к сердцу, потому что Картман - дебил!
00:12:58,535 --> 00:13:01,500 То, что он ударился головой и впал в кому, еще не значит...
00:13:01,535 --> 00:13:02,465 погоди-ка! Точно!
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:07,500 Если я хочу, чтобы меня слушали, я просто должен поступать так же глупо, как Картман!
00:13:07,535 --> 00:13:09,500 Чувак, мне совсем не кажется, что это хорошая идея!
00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:11,465 Должен быть какой-нибудь другой способ!
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,500 Обязательно отвезите меня в тот же госпиталь!
00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:14,465 Слушай, Кайл!
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:19,500 Не подлетай слишком близко к солнцу, иначе оно сожжет твои крылья, и ты упадешь в океан!
00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:21,500 Баттерс, твою мать...
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:22,465 Итак, вперед!
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,500 Со времен Коперника человек мечтал о полете!
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:26,500 В этот исторический день мы вспо... -
00:13:26,535 --> 00:13:30,517 А, хер с ним!
00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:34,465 Вызовите скорую.
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,465 За убийство Хиллари Нилс сегодня были арестованы сразу несколько человек.
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,700 В четыре утра в отеле Саут-Парка полиция провела спецоперацию по задержанию семи остановившихся там детективов-экстрасенсов.
00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:46,500 Что мы такого сделали?
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,465 Руки за голову!
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,500 Отойдите! Не провоцируйте меня!
00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:54,465 Не провоцируйте меня!
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,465 Ужасное преступление детективов-экстрасенсов
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,465 было раскрыто детективом-экстрасенсом Эриком Картманом,
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,500 который теперь остается единственным детективом-экстрасенсом, находящимся на свободе.
00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:04,500 какое удивительное совпадение!
00:14:04,535 --> 00:14:07,465 Клево...
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,500 А, это пришел Кайл!
00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:13,000 Заходи, Кайл!
00:14:15,535 --> 00:14:17,465 Ты кто?
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,465 Ты всем приписываешь мои заслуги,
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:23,500 потому что не понимаешь моего величия!
00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:25,465 О'кей... Клево...
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:30,500 Из-за тебя, никто не знает о подлинном размахе моих деяний!
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:35,017 Да... Здорово. Подожди секундочку!
00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:42,500 Мам, здесь какой-то бомж! Выгони его!
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:46,465 Эй, что происходит!?
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,500 Ты, безусловно, большой поклонник того, что я сделал...
00:14:49,535 --> 00:14:51,517 Чувак, я тебя даже не знаю!
00:14:51,552 --> 00:14:53,465 Но ведь я тот серийный убийца!
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,500 Тот, кого ты лишил заслуженного места в истории!
00:14:56,535 --> 00:14:57,465 О, господи!
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,500 И терперь ты займешь почетное место...
00:14:59,535 --> 00:15:01,465 моей девятнадцатой жертвы!
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,500 нет! нет, ты ведь не хочешь меня убить!
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,465 Пожалуйста! Я дам тебе все, что ты хочешь!
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,500 Прежде чем ты умрешь, я хочу показать тебе, что я делал в своей жизни,
00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:12,500 чтобы ты понял всю глубину моего перерождения!
00:15:12,535 --> 00:15:13,465 Это...
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,500 Это я в Большом Каньоне Колорадо!
00:15:17,535 --> 00:15:19,465 Ты видишь?
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,500 Это я у горы Рашмор!
00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:23,517 Ты видишь?!
00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:25,465 Да-да, я вижу!
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,465 А вот я в Аламо в Сан-Антонио!
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,500 Это прям напротив магазинчика сувениров.
00:15:29,535 --> 00:15:32,500 Ты видишь?!
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,465 Черт! Пропади все пропадом!
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,465 Только что обнаружили еще одно тело!
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,500 Это значит, что объявился уже пятый убийца-подражатель!
00:15:42,535 --> 00:15:43,465 Где мой экстрасенс?!
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,500 Извините, сержант! Мама экстрасенса говорит, что его уже несколько часов нет дома.
00:15:47,535 --> 00:15:49,465 Сэр! Доктор Келс тоько что позвонил из госпиталя!
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:54,500 Он сказал, что еще один мальчик только что вышел из комы, и у него начались экстрасенсорные видения!
00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:56,465 Поехали!
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,465 Вот это тот молодой человек.
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:03,465 Он был в коме уже более 16-ти часов.
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,500 Доктор, вы не могли бы снять с него грелку для лица? Мы бы хотели поговорить с ним.
00:16:06,535 --> 00:16:09,465 Конечно. Сестра!
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:14,500 Молодой человек, доктор сказал, что у вас были какие-то видения про нашего последнего убийцу...
00:16:14,535 --> 00:16:15,465 Я вижу...
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:19,465 Мужчину... в бейсболке!
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,500 Он убивает! Я вижу, как все это проносится перед моими глазами!
00:16:22,535 --> 00:16:25,500 Его зовут Майкл Дитс, он живет на Кастилло-Стрит, 621.
00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:27,500 он обычно бывает дома между 19.00 и 23.00!
00:16:27,535 --> 00:16:28,465 Что ты думаешь, Митч?
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,500 Я не знаю... А откуда нам знать, экстрасенс он или нет?
00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:35,500 В смысле, этот парень ведь не Эрик картман...
00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:37,465 Ладно, мы проверим этого Дитса...
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,500 Но давай воспользуемся кое-чем, что мы никогда не используем.
00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:41,465 Сэр?
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,500 Ну, знаешь, та штука, которая начинается на "о", и которой мы никогда не пользуемся?
00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:45,465 Обходительность?
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:49,500 Да, обходительность! Мы проверим этого парня, но будем обходительны...
00:16:49,535 --> 00:16:52,465 Смотри! Смотри, что я делал!
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,500 Вот я в йеллоустонском национальном парке! Видишь?!
00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:57,500 А вот фотограыии с моей пездки в Шайенн!
00:16:57,535 --> 00:16:58,465 Видишь?!
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:03,500 Господи! Как мне скучно!
00:17:03,535 --> 00:17:08,465 Кто-нибудь, помогите мне!
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,465 Добрый вечер, сэр, мы детективы округа Саут-Парк.
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:15,500 Мы просто хотели спросить, можно ли нам немного осмотреть ваш дом, мистер...
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,465 Бог!
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:21,100 Так вот, мистер Бог, это займет не больше пары секунд, и это может помочь нам в нашем расследовании.
00:17:30,535 --> 00:17:34,500 Я вижу, вам нравится вырезать глаза из фотографий женщин.
00:17:34,535 --> 00:17:37,500 Мой сын тоже очень любит этим заниматься.
00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:43,500 Сержант! Сюда!
00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:45,465 Госпо...!
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,500 Тот мальчик был прав!
00:17:46,535 --> 00:17:48,465 Арестуй его!
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,500 Подожди! Погоди секунду!
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:51,500 Я ошибся.
00:17:51,535 --> 00:17:52,465 Сэр?
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,465 Это не тот,кого мы ищем.
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,500 Серийный убийца всегда отрезал у своих жертв левые ладони.
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:57,465 Так.
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,465 Ну а это не левые ладони.
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,500 Видишь, на твоей левой руке большой палец изогнут вправо.
00:18:01,535 --> 00:18:04,017 А здесь только правые ладони.
00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:06,465 Нет, это не тот, кого мы ищем...
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:11,065 Извините, мистер Бог. Похоже, мы напрасно заняли ваше время.
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,500 Это довольно удивительное совпадение, что у этого парня на стене висит куча ладоней.
00:18:16,535 --> 00:18:18,500 Не удивительно, что тот мальчик решил, что он убийца.
00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:21,500 Да... Удивительное совпадение.
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,465 Сэр?
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:28,500 Считай это полицейской интуицией, но что во всем этом не дает мне покоя...
00:18:28,535 --> 00:18:29,500 Подожди-ка...
00:18:29,535 --> 00:18:34,017 Сержант?
00:18:34,052 --> 00:18:36,776 Что такое?
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,465 Я не уверен...
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,500 Мне нужно кое-что проверить.
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:26,500 Мерфи, ты не помнишь, что я должен был делать?
00:19:26,535 --> 00:19:31,500 Что-то насчет рук, сэр? По делу о серийном убийце.
00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:36,300 А, точно! Руки! Конечно!
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,000 Господи!
00:19:47,035 --> 00:19:48,465 Мерфи!
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,000 Ты не поверишь!
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,500 Это все. Других фотографий нет.
00:19:57,535 --> 00:19:58,500 Пришло время умереть!
00:19:58,535 --> 00:19:59,465 Нет, пожалуйста!
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,465 Извините, что я приписывал твои убийства другим людям!
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:05,500 И я не должен был врать про других экстрасансов, чтобы их арестовали!
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:07,500 Твоя ладонь присоединиться к остальным!
00:20:07,535 --> 00:20:08,465 Пожалуйста, отпусти меня!
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,500 Я всем признаюсь, что я на самом деле не экстрасенс!
00:20:10,535 --> 00:20:14,465 Я многое понял! Пожалуйста, я не хочу...
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:18,500 Я не хочу использовать против тебя свое телепатическое оружие!
00:20:18,535 --> 00:20:21,500 Стоять, не двигаться, убийца!
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,465 Вы успели как раз вовремя!
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:39,500 Он собирался убить меня, потому что безумно завидовал моим невероятным телепатическим способностям!
00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:41,465 Молодой человек, вы оказали нам неоценимую помощь!
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,500 Твои экстрасенсорные видения не только помогли нам поймать убийцу,
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,500 но и позволили многим невиновным людям выйти на свободу.
00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:48,500 Да, спасибо тебе огромное, Кайл.
00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:49,465 Да, спасибо!
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,500 Ты определенно лучший экстрасенс, чем Эрик.
00:20:51,535 --> 00:20:53,465 Нет! Вы что, не понимаете?
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,500 У Картмана никогда не было телепатических видений! И у этих людей тоже!
00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:58,465 Правда заключается в том, что экстрасенсов не бывает.
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,500 Для каждой истории про экстрасенсов, которую вы слышали, существует логическое объяснение.
00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:03,465 Ты думаешь это правдо?
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,000 Это должно быть правдой... Он ведь экстрансенс.
00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:08,465 Но мне не кажется, что это имеет значение...
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,500 Ведь в конце концов, мы поймали убийцу при помощи старых добрых полицейских методов.
00:21:12,535 --> 00:21:14,465 Пошли, Мерфи!
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:18,500 Ну, молодой человек, мне кажется, мы с вами еще не свели все счеты.
00:21:18,535 --> 00:21:19,465 Вы ничего не можете со мной сделать!
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:23,500 Тогда пусть это станет нашей последней битвой!
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,500 Перестаньте!
00:21:28,535 --> 00:21:31,065 Хватит!
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,500 Этому есть логическое обьяснение...

00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:10,511 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,054 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,806 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:16,600 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,561 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,229 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,231 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,190 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,317 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,780 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,699 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,249 I don't know. That looks pretty high up.
00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,918 Yeah, I think it'd be better to start lower.
00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,545 Dude, I really don't think it's smart, Cartman.
00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,716 This is gonna be totally cool, you guys.
00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,177 It's not gonna work. Just come down from there.
00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,180 Jeez, this looks a lot higher from up here.
00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,432 What's going on?
00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,517 Cartman thinks he can fly off of his roof.
00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,481 Do it! Do it!
00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:04,565 I'm gonna!
00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:05,816 I wouldn't if I were you!
00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,401 Those wings don't look very strong!
00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,402 Don't listen to them, Cartman!
00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,112 I'm sure it'll work. Go for it!
00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,614 Yay, Cartman! Fly, fly, fly!
00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,825 Okay, here we go.
00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,912 Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight.
00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:18,704 On this historic day, let us--
00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,248 Aw, go on and do it already!
00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,250 Hold on. I'm giving my speech!
00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,210 On this historic day,
00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,670 we remember the Wright brothers, Orville and Redenbacher,
00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,756 whose dreams and visions inspired generations.
00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,508 He's not gonna do it.
00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:31,634 And now, again, one man's vision
00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,552 ushers in a new era of aerial travel,
00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:37,348 proving the power of imagination and intellect.
00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,683 The magic of flight!
00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,919 Oh my God, Eric!
00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,380 Eric, Mommy's here, sweetie.
00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,714 Well, what's wrong with him?
00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,633 I'm afraid that your son is...
00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,385 incredibly stupid.
00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,512 He thought he could fly with cardboard wings.
00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,889 The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall
00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,100 which has put him into a deep coma.
00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:21,976 Coma?
00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:24,770 My God. For how long?
00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,314 There's no telling. He may never recover.
00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,191 We'll just have to wait...
00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,943 and see...
00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,701 ♪ Seasons change, time passes by ♪
00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,911 ♪ As the weeks become the months ♪
00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:46,000 ♪ become the years ♪
00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:51,005 Oh, my-- Doctor, he's awake!
00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,758 Where... where am I?
00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,260 Oh, you've finally come back.
00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,469 It's a miracle!
00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,846 You're at the hospital, Eric.
00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,556 You've been in a coma for some time.
00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,600 Coma...how long?
00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,560 It's been two... Days.
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,146 Nurse, you can remove his face warmer now.
00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,063 Yes, Doctor.
00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,984 Now, Eric, you've suffered massive head trauma.
00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:15,362 Your road to recovery will be long and arduous.
00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,865 At least another two days.
00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:21,202 ♪ Seasons change, time passes by ♪
00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:24,455 ♪ As the weeks become the months ♪
00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:27,458 ♪ become the years ♪
00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,377 You're doing so much better, muffin.
00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,712 Why the hell do I have to share my room
00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,422 with other patients? This is bull crap!
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,008 Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again.
00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,844 I'm sorry, detectives. There was nothing we could do.
00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,222 Damn it! Another murder victim.
00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,599 For three years, the left hand killer has been at large,
00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,476 and I've exhausted every lead.
00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,729 Maybe I just don't have what it takes to be a cop anymore.
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,482 We'd better get back to the station, sir.
00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,650 Good, because you assholes
00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:53,692 have kept me up for three hours.
00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,402 Alright, let's go, Murphy.
00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,238 Hang on a second. Where are my car keys?
00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,447 Probably in your front pocket, dumb ass.
00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:06,205 Doctor, didn't you say that kid suffered head trauma?
00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,790 Yes, it was... pretty severe.
00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:08,999 What is it, Lou?
00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,919 I've...heard cases where people suffering head trauma
00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,671 awaken to some psychic abilities.
00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:14,838 Aw, come on, sir.
00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,215 I know it's ridiculous,
00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,883 but I'm going to explore every possibility I can.
00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,096 Hello, young man, could we have a quick word with you?
00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:22,930 Not now.
00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,015 The nurse is gonna walk in any minute with my lunch.
00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:27,059 12:30, Eric, lunchtime.
00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,688 Young man, how did you know
00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:33,148 the nurse was gonna walk in just now?
00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,441 I don't know. I just knew it.
00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,278 Oh, man, this smells like meat loaf again!
00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,822 Yup, meat loaf again.
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:40,906 Jesus, how did he...
00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,284 Little boy...
00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:44,868 Well, it's a snowball's chance in hell,
00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,537 but we were wondering if you could come down
00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,788 and see if your...
00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,623 new powers could help us catch the killer.
00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,792 His new powers?
00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,670 Alright, make sure you get pictures
00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,380 of everything in this crime scene.
00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,883 Who's the kid?
00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,468 Supposed to be some kind of psychic.
00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,304 Pff! Oh, Christ.
00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:05,347 This is... where the body was found.
00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,100 Multiple stab wounds, just like all the others.
00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,145 How come the outline is missing its hand?
00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,981 The killer always cuts off the left hand of his victim
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,941 and keeps it as a trophy.
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,154 Stand back. Give him room.
00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,615 Come on, kid, concentrate.
00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:25,659 What do you see in your mind?
00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,044 Ice cream...
00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,837 covered with... chocolate sprinkles.
00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,215 Double-stuff Oreos.
00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,178 He's taking the top off of one and...
00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:48,682 Being put together to make quadruple stuffs!
00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,728 I see ice cream with sprinkles and quadruple stuffs.
00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,521 Jesus Christ. - Sir?
00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,522 Tom Johansen,
00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,359 the owner of the ice cream shop.
00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,740 Yes? Oh, hello, detectives.
00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,201 Mr. Johansen, could we have a quick word with you?
00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,078 Well, sure, come on in.
00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,496 I'm afraid the house is a little bit
00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,872 of a disaster area since I--
00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:12,706 Get him!
00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,875 Code six, code six!
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,543 Go! Take him down! Right now, right now.
00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,003 Use the taser! Use the taser!
00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,173 Hit him again!
00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,135 He put up a hell of a fight, but we got him!
00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,554 Why? Why?
00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,264 Congratulations, Eric.
00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,600 You just stopped the biggest killer in South Park history.
00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,018 We would give you a reward,
00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,895 but I guess that knowing the people of South Park
00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,022 are safe again is reward enough.
00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,023 Guess again.
00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:39,942 Alright, here's $100.
00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,026 Wow!
00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,778 His powers are uncanny.
00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,363 Take good care of him, Miss Cartman.
00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,198 Make sure he uses his powers for good.
00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,658 Oh, he will.
00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,952 My little poopsie-kins is a very good little boy.
00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:55,457 ♪ I'm a psychic and you aren't! ♪
00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,377 ♪ I have super-awesome powers, you don't! ♪
00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,504 Cartman, what did you do?
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,171 Oh, didn't you hear, Kyle?
00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,715 I used my new psychic abilities to catch the serial killer,
00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,592 and I made 100 bucks.
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,177 Nice old Mr. Johansen runs a candy shop.
00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,096 He isn't a killer, and you know it!
00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:10,431 Then why did I see ice cream and cookies
00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,640 when I closed my eyes?
00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,225 Because you're a fucking fat ass, that's why!
00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,601 Do not doubt my powers, Kyle.
00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:15,853 You don't have any powers.
00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,146 Don't make me do it Kyle.
00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,022 I can make your head explode with a single thought.
00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,400 Be careful, Kyle! - He can't do crap!
00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,776 Fine, Kyle, you asked for it!
00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,861 Hyaih.
00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,446 Dut-dut-dut-dut.
00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,030 Na-na-na-na-na-na. Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,202 There he is. Hey, Eric. Eric!
00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,495 We've got a little problem.
00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,913 What?
00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,540 While the ice cream store owner was in jail,
00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,459 another murder was committed.
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,419 This body also had a missing hand
00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,463 and a bowl of corn flakes next to it.
00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,423 Which can only mean one thing...
00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,300 Ha! You see?
00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,385 That a copycat killer is on the loose!
00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,803 We need your psychic abilities
00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,805 to catch this new guy right away!
00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,307 What?
00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,850 We'll pay you up front this time.
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,477 We got to catch this new guy before he kills again.
00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:57,227 I'm afraid that my powers...
00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,021 Are not for sale.
00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,107 And by that, I mean they absolutely are for sale.
00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,650 Let's go.
00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,278 Tom, I'm standing in a meadow just outside of town
00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,363 where police have discovered the first victim
00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,532 of the serial copycat killer.
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,326 Child Wunderkind Eric Cartman
00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,286 is now arriving on the scene.
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,790 This is fucking ridiculous!
00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,210 What have you got, Wunderkind? Are you seeing anything?
00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:24,463 No, nothing.
00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,173 Maybe his powers have left him.
00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,174 Yeah.
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,759 Wait a minute.
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,473 Fried chicken.
00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,183 It's tender, and it's fresh.
00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:39,645 There's maple syrup.
00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,063 Maple syrup's being put on the chicken!
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,898 What the hell is wrong with these people?
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,150 They're never gonna catch the serial killer.
00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,777 He's too smart.
00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:52,074 Do you want to see my cotton panties?
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,492 Hey, what about this guy?
00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,285 Quiet! He's having a vision!
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,453 It is fried chicken!
00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,420 Oh, my God. It's a fried chicken sundae.
00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,464 Junior, what are you doing out?
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,466 I'm sorry, Mother!
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,593 You come home right now and have sex with me!
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,512 No, Mommy!
00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,307 Hey, does anyone know who that guy is?
00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:18,725 I said quiet, you little brat,
00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,811 or I'll have you arrested for interfering with the law!
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,400 This is Park County News 4,
00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,569 with your host, Jim Brownish.
00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,363 The copycat killer of the "cut off the left hand" killer
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,906 has been arrested!
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,866 Police used the help of Eric Cartman,
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,285 a Wunderkind psychic detective.
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,329 At the crime scene, the young psychic had visions
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,914 flash before his mind,
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:41,999 and the police immediately arrested
00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:45,168 the owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,254 The young man's vision was so astounding
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,298 that other police departments have sought out his help.
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,219 ♪ if I'm happy and I know it clap my hands ♪
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,054 ♪ if I'm happy and I know it clap my hands ♪
00:09:57,723 --> 00:10:00,851 Eric, sweetie, there's some people here to see you.
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,312 More people need to make use of my phenomenal gift, huh?
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,605 Ah, it's so very tiring.
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,982 Uh, no, these people claim that they are
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,401 the real psychic detectives.
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,616 So you are the little boy who's been taking all our work.
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,784 Oh, I'll go make some tea.
00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,828 Kid, we have a problem.
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,538 You didn't go through the proper channels
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,166 to become a psychic detective like we all did.
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,792 Yeah!
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:26,627 Proper channels?
00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,086 You were supposed to fill out the form
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,713 on the back of the comic book
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,214 and pay the $25 fee
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,592 for the degree from the Psychic Detective School.
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,053 I was given my gift from a tragic accident.
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,096 I didn't need to go to Psychic Detective School.
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,265 Well, you can't just say you're a psychic detective.
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,975 You have to use the ad in the comic book.
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,894 You must pay the $25 fee
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,771 and give us 10% of your earnings.
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,027 10%, my balls. Get lost.
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,030 Very well, then you leave us no choice.
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:56,156 Roger?
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,285 Chur-chur-chur-chur.
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,996 Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom.
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,247 Enh-enh-enh-enh.
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,415 Na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,875 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,127 Gwon-gwon-gwon-gwon.
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,712 Alright, everyone!
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,182 Oh, goodness, what's going on?
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,600 Stand back, Mother.
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,268 We're having a telekinetic battle of minds!
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:27,938 Oh!
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,022 Enough!
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,149 Doo-doo-doo-doo.
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,487 We are...obviously quite evenly matched.
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,240 I guess this will have to be settled in court.
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,700 In court?
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,327 We've brought a class action lawsuit against you.
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,246 We'll see you before the judge tomorrow.
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,709 Is it over?
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,634 Her name is... Veronica Crabtree,
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,302 bus driver for the elementary school.
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,096 She was considered an ancillary character,
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,931 one the fans wouldn't miss much.
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,100 Jesus Christ. Cause of death?
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,643 Same M.O., sir.
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,062 Multiple stab wounds, left hand cut off and missing.
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,106 So you're telling me somebody new
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,900 is now copying the crimes of the copycat killer?
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,153 Jesus, where will it end?
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,155 Every time I put a killer behind bars,
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,365 another guy just steps in and takes his place!
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,825 What am I doing wrong?
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,161 Excuse me, sir. I think I know who did this.
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,996 We saw this guy at the last crime scene,
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,372 and you know how serial killers
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,415 sometimes return to the scene of the crime?
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,250 Well, I followed this guy to his house,
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,043 and when he left again, I collected some fingerprints
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,295 and did a blood sample analysis.
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,755 I'm pretty sure he's your man.
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,214 How do you know? Are you psychic?
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,424 No.
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,967 Look, kid, don't waste my time
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,344 with your blood samply fingerprinty hocus-pocus!
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,346 I have to find this new killer now.
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,182 I owe it to that victim over there!
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,017 I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes,
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,186 but, damn it, she deserved better than this!
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:52,314 Come on, Murph, we got to talk to Eric Cartman again.
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,191 Why won't anybody listen to me?
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,901 Don't take it personally, Kyle.
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,986 I am taking it personally because Cartman is a retard!
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,571 Just because he hit his head and went into a coma
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,614 doesn't mean he's a--
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,073 Wait. That's it.
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,784 If I want people to listen to me,
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,577 I just have to be as stupid as Cartman.
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,914 Dude, I really don't think that's a good idea.
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,290 There has to be another way.
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,084 Be sure to take me to the same hospital.
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,629 Now, Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun,
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,172 or it'll burn your wings,
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,257 and you'll crash into the ocean.
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,384 Butters, God damn it.
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,385 Alright, here we go.
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,971 Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight.
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,348 On this historic day, we remember--
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,349 Ah, screw it.
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,480 Call an ambulance.
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,565 Multiple arrests were made today
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,234 for the murder of Hilary Neils.
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,278 Police raided the South Park Motel 6 at 4:00 a.m.,
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,531 where seven psychic detectives were staying.
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,659 What did we do?
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,661 Get your head down. Spread 'em!
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,205 Stand back! Don't make me do it!
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,414 Don't make me do it!
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,666 Na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,878 The psychic detectives' horrible crime was found out
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,798 by psychic detective Eric Cartman.
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,509 Who is now the only psychic not behind bars.
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,594 What an amazing coincidence.
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,346 Cool.
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,598 Ah, Kyle is at the door.
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,474 Come in, Kyle!
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,565 Who are you?
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,526 You...you give everyone else credit for my work
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,238 because you fail to see my greatness.
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,448 'Kay, sweet.
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:30,412 Because of you, nobody knows the extent of my deeds.
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,707 Oh, yeah, awesome. Hold on just a second.
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,542 Mom, there's some homeless guy here!
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,418 Make him go away!
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,219 Hey. Hey, what's going on?
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,722 You are obviously a big fan of my work.
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,807 I don't even know you, dude!
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,226 But I am the serial killer,
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,812 the one whose rightful place in history you have smirched!
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,314 Oh, Jesus.
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,316 And now you will have a place of honor...
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,318 as my 19th victim.
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,320 No! No, you don't want to kill me!
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,030 Please, I'll give you anything you want!
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,406 Before you die, let me show you
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,741 the things I have done
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,075 so you will understand
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,202 the breadth of my transformation.
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,165 This... Is me at the Grand Canyon.
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,376 Do you see?
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,838 This is me at Mount Rushmore.
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:22,631 Do you see?
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,258 Do you see? - Yes, yes, I see!
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,761 Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio.
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,262 This was just outside of the gift shop.
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,139 Do you see?
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,521 Damn it! Damn it all to hell!
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:39,814 They just found another body.
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,400 That means a fifth copycat killer is on the loose.
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,693 Where's my psychic?
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,320 Sorry, sarge, the psychic's mom
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,155 says her son hasn't been home for a couple hours.
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,616 Sir, Dr. Gauche just called from the hospital.
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,534 He says another little boy just awoke from a coma
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,371 and is having psychic visions.
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,372 Let's go.
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,208 This is the young man here.
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,418 He was in a coma for over 16 hours.
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,965 Doctor, could you remove his face warmer?
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,216 We'd like to speak with him.
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,509 Of course. Nurse?
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,430 Young man, the doctor said you've had some visions
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,348 about our newest murder?
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,602 I see...a man... with a baseball cap.
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,063 He's killing them!
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,148 Oh, I'm seeing it all flash before my eyes!
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,650 The guy's name is Michael Deets,
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,026 and he lives at 621 Costillo Street.
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,487 He's usually there between 7:00 and 11:00 p.m.
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,613 What do you think, Mitch?
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,823 I don't know.
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,866 How do we know this kid is really psychic?
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,536 I mean, this boy is certainly no Eric Cartman.
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,956 Alright, we'll check this Deets guy out.
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,916 But let's use that one thing that we never use.
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,042 Sir?
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,377 You know, what's that thing
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,504 that starts with an "r" that we never use?
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,964 Restraint? Yeah, yeah, restraint.
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,257 We'll check this guy out,
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,009 but let's use some restraint.
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,178 Look. Look at the things I have done!
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,055 Here I am at Yellowstone National Park.
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,098 Do you see?
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,143 Here are pictures of my trip to Cheyenne for Frontier Days!
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,561 Do you see? - Oh, God!
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,729 I'm so bored!
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:01,604 Somebody help me!
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,780 Good evening, sir. We're Park County detectives.
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,865 We were just wondering if we could
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,492 take a quick look around your house, Mister...
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,745 God.
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,413 Well, Mr. God, it won't take but a second,
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,706 and it might help us with an investigation.
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,302 I see you like cutting the eyes
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,386 out of photos of women.
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,890 My son is a big fan of that, too.
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,975 Sarge, in here!
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,566 Jesus H. That boy was right!
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,234 Arrest that guy!
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,402 Whoa, whoa, wait!
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,737 Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute.
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,489 No, I'm wrong. - Sir?
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,656 This isn't the guy.
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,076 The serial killer always cuts off the victims' left hands.
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,619 Right.
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,204 Well, those aren't left hands, see?
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,206 On your left hand, the thumb faces to the left.
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,499 Those are all right hands.
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,583 Oh.
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,086 No, this isn't our man.
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,253 We're sorry, Mr. God.
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,713 It appears we've wasted your time.
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,052 Pretty amazing coincidence
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,179 that guy had a bunch of hands on his wall.
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,139 No wonder that boy thought he was the killer.
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,518 Yeah, amazing coincidence.
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,811 Sir?
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,229 Call it police intuition,
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,731 but something in there just didn't feel right.
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,275 Wait a minute.
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,610 Sarge...
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,785 What is it?
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,994 I'm not sure.
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,704 I'm gonna have to run some tests.
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:25,206 Murphy, do you remember what I was supposed to be doing?
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,332 Oh, uh...
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,502 Oh, something about hands, sir,
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,171 for the serial killer.
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,298 Oh, right, the hands, right!
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,687 Oh, my God. Murphy!
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,356 You're not gonna believe this.
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,905 That's it. No more pictures.
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,615 Time to die.
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,991 No, please.
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,618 I'm sorry I gave other people credit for your killings.
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,454 It was very wrong of me to lie about the other psychics
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,371 and get them arrested.
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,498 Your hand will be one with the others.
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:08,958 Please just let me go.
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,877 I'm gonna tell everyone I'm not really psychic.
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,754 I've learned my lesson! Please, I don't want to--
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,883 I don't want to have to use my psychic mind missile on you!
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,176 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,344 Hold it right there, killer!
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,316 You got here just in time.
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,151 He was gonna kill me because he was insanely jealous
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,694 of my incredible psychic ability.
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,032 Well, young man, you did an amazing thing.
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,784 Not only did your psychic visions
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,452 help us catch the killer,
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,371 but a lot of innocent people are out of jail.
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,289 Yes, thank you very much, Kyle.
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,791 Yes, thanks.
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,501 You're certainly a better psychic than Eric.
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,086 No, don't you see?
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,545 Cartman never had psychic visions.
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,089 And neither do these people.
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,091 The plain simple truth is that nobody is psychic.
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,425 There's a logical explanation
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,386 for every psychic story you've ever heard.
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,096 Do you think that's true?
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,807 It must be true. The kid is psychic.
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,226 But I don't suppose it really matters much,
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,061 because in the end, the way I caught the killer
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,146 was with good old-fashioned police work.
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,940 Come on, Murphy.
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,483 Well, young man,
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,027 I guess that just leaves one score to settle.
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,487 You can't hurt me.
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,198 Then let this be our final battle.
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,496 Oh, stop it!
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,081 Stop it!
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,588 There's a logical explanation for that.

00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:10,511 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:12,054 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,806 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:16,600 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,561 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,229 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,231 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,190 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,317 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:28,487 ♪ [muffled] ♪
00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,780 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,699 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:40,249 I don't know. That looks pretty high up.
00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,918 Yeah, I think it'd be better to start lower.
00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,545 Dude, I really don't think it's smart, Cartman.
00:00:46,756 --> 00:00:48,716 This is gonna be totally cool, you guys.
00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,177 It's not gonna work. Just come down from there.
00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,180 Jeez, this looks a lot higher from up here.
00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,432 What's going on?
00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,517 Cartman thinks he can fly off of his roof.
00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,481 Do it! Do it!
00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:04,565 I'm gonna!
00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:05,816 I wouldn't if I were you!
00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,401 Those wings don't look very strong!
00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,402 Don't listen to them, Cartman!
00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:10,112 I'm sure it'll work. Go for it!
00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,614 Yay, Cartman! Fly, fly, fly!
00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,825 Okay, here we go. [clears throat]
00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,912 Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight.
00:01:18,037 --> 00:01:18,704 On this historic day, let us--
00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,248 Aw, go on and do it already!
00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:23,250 Hold on. I'm giving my speech!
00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,210 On this historic day,
00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,670 we remember the Wright brothers, Orville and Redenbacher,
00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,756 whose dreams and visions inspired generations.
00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,508 He's not gonna do it.
00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:31,634 And now, again, one man's vision
00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,552 ushers in a new era of aerial travel,
00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:37,348 proving the power of imagination and intellect.
00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,683 The magic of flight!
00:01:42,645 --> 00:01:43,562 [exclaims]
00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,919 Oh my God, Eric!
00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,380 Eric, Mommy's here, sweetie.
00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,714 Well, what's wrong with him?
00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,633 I'm afraid that your son is...
00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,385 incredibly stupid.
00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,512 He thought he could fly with cardboard wings.
00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,889 The stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall
00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,100 which has put him into a deep coma.
00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:21,976 Coma?
00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:24,770 My God. For how long?
00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,314 There's no telling. He may never recover.
00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,191 We'll just have to wait...
00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,943 and see...
00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:34,530 [harp glissando]
00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,701 ♪ Seasons change, time passes by ♪
00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,911 ♪ As the weeks become the months ♪
00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:46,000 ♪ become the years ♪
00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:47,293 [groans]
00:02:48,294 --> 00:02:51,005 Oh, my-- Doctor, he's awake!
00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,758 Where... where am I?
00:02:54,884 --> 00:02:56,260 Oh, you've finally come back.
00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,469 It's a miracle!
00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,846 You're at the hospital, Eric.
00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,556 You've been in a coma for some time.
00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,600 Coma...how long?
00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,560 It's been two... Days.
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,146 Nurse, you can remove his face warmer now.
00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,063 Yes, Doctor.
00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,984 Now, Eric, you've suffered massive head trauma.
00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:15,362 Your road to recovery will be long and arduous.
00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,865 At least another two days.
00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:21,202 ♪ Seasons change, time passes by ♪
00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:24,455 ♪ As the weeks become the months ♪
00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:27,458 ♪ become the years ♪
00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,377 You're doing so much better, muffin.
00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,712 Why the hell do I have to share my room
00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,422 with other patients? This is bull crap!
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,008 Oh, you're sounding just like your old self again.
00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,844 I'm sorry, detectives. There was nothing we could do.
00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,222 Damn it! Another murder victim.
00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,599 For three years, the left hand killer has been at large,
00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,476 and I've exhausted every lead.
00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,729 Maybe I just don't have what it takes to be a cop anymore.
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,482 We'd better get back to the station, sir.
00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,650 Good, because you assholes
00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:53,692 have kept me up for three hours.
00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,402 Alright, let's go, Murphy.
00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,238 Hang on a second. Where are my car keys?
00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,447 Probably in your front pocket, dumb ass.
00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:06,205 Doctor, didn't you say that kid suffered head trauma?
00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,790 Yes, it was... pretty severe.
00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:08,999 What is it, Lou?
00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,919 I've...heard cases where people suffering head trauma
00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,671 awaken to some psychic abilities.
00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:14,838 Aw, come on, sir.
00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,215 I know it's ridiculous,
00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,883 but I'm going to explore every possibility I can.
00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:22,096 Hello, young man, could we have a quick word with you?
00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:22,930 Not now.
00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,015 The nurse is gonna walk in any minute with my lunch.
00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:27,059 12:30, Eric, lunchtime.
00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,688 Young man, how did you know
00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:33,148 the nurse was gonna walk in just now?
00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,441 I don't know. I just knew it.
00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:35,818 [sniffs]
00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,278 Oh, man, this smells like meat loaf again!
00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,822 Yup, meat loaf again.
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:40,906 Jesus, how did he...
00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,284 Little boy...
00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:44,868 Well, it's a snowball's chance in hell,
00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,537 but we were wondering if you could come down
00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,788 and see if your...
00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,623 new powers could help us catch the killer.
00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,792 His new powers?
00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,670 Alright, make sure you get pictures
00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,380 of everything in this crime scene.
00:04:58,799 --> 00:04:59,883 Who's the kid?
00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,468 Supposed to be some kind of psychic.
00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,304 Pff! Oh, Christ.
00:05:03,429 --> 00:05:05,347 This is... where the body was found.
00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,100 Multiple stab wounds, just like all the others.
00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,145 How come the outline is missing its hand?
00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,981 The killer always cuts off the left hand of his victim
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,941 and keeps it as a trophy.
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,154 Stand back. Give him room.
00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,615 Come on, kid, concentrate.
00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:25,659 What do you see in your mind?
00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,044 Ice cream...
00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,837 covered with... chocolate sprinkles.
00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,215 Double-stuff Oreos.
00:05:42,343 --> 00:05:44,178 He's taking the top off of one and...
00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:48,682 Being put together to make quadruple stuffs!
00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,728 I see ice cream with sprinkles and quadruple stuffs.
00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,521 Jesus Christ. - Sir?
00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:55,522 Tom Johansen,
00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,359 the owner of the ice cream shop.
00:05:58,484 --> 00:05:59,485 [doorbell rings]
00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,740 Yes? Oh, hello, detectives.
00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,201 Mr. Johansen, could we have a quick word with you?
00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,078 Well, sure, come on in.
00:06:09,203 --> 00:06:10,496 I'm afraid the house is a little bit
00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,872 of a disaster area since I--
00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:12,706 Get him! - [screams]
00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,875 Code six, code six!
00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,543 Go! Take him down! Right now, right now.
00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,003 Use the taser! Use the taser!
00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,380 [screaming]
00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,173 Hit him again! - [screaming]
00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,758 [siren wailing]
00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,135 He put up a hell of a fight, but we got him!
00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,554 Why? Why?
00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:29,264 Congratulations, Eric.
00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,600 You just stopped the biggest killer in South Park history.
00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,018 We would give you a reward,
00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,895 but I guess that knowing the people of South Park
00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,022 are safe again is reward enough.
00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,023 Guess again.
00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:39,942 Alright, here's $100.
00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,026 Wow!
00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,778 His powers are uncanny.
00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,363 Take good care of him, Miss Cartman.
00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,198 Make sure he uses his powers for good.
00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,658 Oh, he will.
00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:49,952 My little poopsie-kins is a very good little boy.
00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,246 [bell rings]
00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:55,457 ♪ I'm a psychic and you aren't! ♪
00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,377 ♪ I have super-awesome powers, you don't! ♪
00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,504 Cartman, what did you do?
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,171 Oh, didn't you hear, Kyle?
00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,715 I used my new psychic abilities to catch the serial killer,
00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,592 and I made 100 bucks.
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,177 Nice old Mr. Johansen runs a candy shop.
00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,096 He isn't a killer, and you know it!
00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:10,431 Then why did I see ice cream and cookies
00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,640 when I closed my eyes?
00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,225 Because you're a fucking fat ass, that's why!
00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:14,601 Do not doubt my powers, Kyle.
00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:15,853 You don't have any powers.
00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:17,146 Don't make me do it Kyle.
00:07:17,271 --> 00:07:19,022 I can make your head explode with a single thought.
00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,400 Be careful, Kyle! - He can't do crap!
00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,776 Fine, Kyle, you asked for it!
00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,861 Hyaih.
00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:25,446 Dut-dut-dut-dut.
00:07:25,571 --> 00:07:27,030 Na-na-na-na-na-na. Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,158 [boys screaming]
00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,202 There he is. Hey, Eric. Eric!
00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,495 We've got a little problem.
00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,913 What?
00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,540 While the ice cream store owner was in jail,
00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,459 another murder was committed.
00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,419 This body also had a missing hand
00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,463 and a bowl of corn flakes next to it.
00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,423 Which can only mean one thing...
00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,300 Ha! You see?
00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,385 That a copycat killer is on the loose!
00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,803 We need your psychic abilities
00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,805 to catch this new guy right away!
00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,307 What?
00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:54,850 We'll pay you up front this time.
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,477 We got to catch this new guy before he kills again.
00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:57,227 I'm afraid that my powers...
00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,021 Are not for sale.
00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,107 And by that, I mean they absolutely are for sale.
00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:03,650 Let's go.
00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,278 Tom, I'm standing in a meadow just outside of town
00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,363 where police have discovered the first victim
00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,532 of the serial copycat killer.
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,326 Child Wunderkind Eric Cartman
00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:14,286 is now arriving on the scene.
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,790 This is fucking ridiculous!
00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,210 What have you got, Wunderkind? Are you seeing anything?
00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:24,463 No, nothing.
00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,173 Maybe his powers have left him.
00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,174 Yeah.
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,759 Wait a minute.
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,473 Fried chicken.
00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,183 It's tender, and it's fresh.
00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:39,645 There's maple syrup.
00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,063 Maple syrup's being put on the chicken!
00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,898 What the hell is wrong with these people?
00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,150 They're never gonna catch the serial killer.
00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,777 He's too smart.
00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:52,074 Do you want to see my cotton panties?
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,492 Hey, what about this guy?
00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,285 Quiet! He's having a vision!
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,453 It is fried chicken!
00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,420 Oh, my God. It's a fried chicken sundae.
00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,464 Junior, what are you doing out?
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,466 I'm sorry, Mother!
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,593 You come home right now and have sex with me!
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,512 No, Mommy!
00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,307 Hey, does anyone know who that guy is?
00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:18,725 I said quiet, you little brat,
00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,811 or I'll have you arrested for interfering with the law!
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,400 This is Park County News 4,
00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,569 with your host, Jim Brownish.
00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:31,363 The copycat killer of the "cut off the left hand" killer
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,906 has been arrested!
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,866 Police used the help of Eric Cartman,
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:36,285 a Wunderkind psychic detective.
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,329 At the crime scene, the young psychic had visions
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,914 flash before his mind,
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:41,999 and the police immediately arrested
00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:45,168 the owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,254 The young man's vision was so astounding
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,298 that other police departments have sought out his help.
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,219 ♪ if I'm happy and I know it clap my hands ♪
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,054 ♪ if I'm happy and I know it clap my hands ♪
00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,598 [knock at door]
00:09:57,723 --> 00:10:00,851 Eric, sweetie, there's some people here to see you.
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,312 More people need to make use of my phenomenal gift, huh?
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,605 Ah, it's so very tiring.
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,982 Uh, no, these people claim that they are
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,401 the real psychic detectives.
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:15,616 So you are the little boy who's been taking all our work.
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,784 Oh, I'll go make some tea.
00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,828 Kid, we have a problem.
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,538 You didn't go through the proper channels
00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,166 to become a psychic detective like we all did.
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,792 [all] Yeah!
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:26,627 Proper channels?
00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,086 You were supposed to fill out the form
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,713 on the back of the comic book
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,214 and pay the $25 fee
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,592 for the degree from the Psychic Detective School.
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,053 I was given my gift from a tragic accident.
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,096 I didn't need to go to Psychic Detective School.
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,265 Well, you can't just say you're a psychic detective.
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,975 You have to use the ad in the comic book.
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,894 You must pay the $25 fee
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,771 and give us 10% of your earnings.
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,317 [laughing]
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,027 10%, my balls. Get lost.
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,030 Very well, then you leave us no choice.
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:56,156 Roger?
00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,285 Chur-chur-chur-chur.
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,996 Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom.
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,247 Enh-enh-enh-enh.
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,415 Na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,875 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,127 Gwon-gwon-gwon-gwon.
00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,712 Alright, everyone!
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,631 [all imitating spacey sound effects]
00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,182 Oh, goodness, what's going on?
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:23,600 Stand back, Mother.
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,268 We're having a telekinetic battle of minds!
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:26,687 [all imitating spacey sound effects]
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:27,938 Oh!
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,022 Enough!
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,149 Doo-doo-doo-doo.
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,487 We are...obviously quite evenly matched.
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,240 I guess this will have to be settled in court.
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,700 In court?
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,327 We've brought a class action lawsuit against you.
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,246 We'll see you before the judge tomorrow.
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,709 Is it over?
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,634 Her name is... Veronica Crabtree,
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,302 bus driver for the elementary school.
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,096 She was considered an ancillary character,
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,931 one the fans wouldn't miss much.
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,100 Jesus Christ. Cause of death?
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,643 Same M.O., sir.
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,062 Multiple stab wounds, left hand cut off and missing.
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,106 So you're telling me somebody new
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,900 is now copying the crimes of the copycat killer?
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,153 Jesus, where will it end?
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,155 Every time I put a killer behind bars,
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,365 another guy just steps in and takes his place!
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,825 What am I doing wrong?
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,161 Excuse me, sir. I think I know who did this.
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:25,996 We saw this guy at the last crime scene,
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,372 and you know how serial killers
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,415 sometimes return to the scene of the crime?
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,250 Well, I followed this guy to his house,
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,043 and when he left again, I collected some fingerprints
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,295 and did a blood sample analysis.
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,755 I'm pretty sure he's your man.
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,214 How do you know? Are you psychic?
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,424 No.
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:38,967 Look, kid, don't waste my time
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,344 with your blood samply fingerprinty hocus-pocus!
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,346 I have to find this new killer now.
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,182 I owe it to that victim over there!
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,017 I know she hadn't been in any recent episodes,
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,186 but, damn it, she deserved better than this!
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:52,314 Come on, Murph, we got to talk to Eric Cartman again.
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,191 Why won't anybody listen to me?
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,901 Don't take it personally, Kyle.
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,986 I am taking it personally because Cartman is a retard!
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,571 Just because he hit his head and went into a coma
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:00,614 doesn't mean he's a--
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,073 Wait. That's it.
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,784 If I want people to listen to me,
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,577 I just have to be as stupid as Cartman.
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,914 Dude, I really don't think that's a good idea.
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,290 There has to be another way.
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,084 Be sure to take me to the same hospital.
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,629 Now, Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun,
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,172 or it'll burn your wings,
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,257 and you'll crash into the ocean.
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,384 Butters, God damn it.
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,385 Alright, here we go.
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,971 Since the days of Copernicus, man has dreamed of flight.
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,348 On this historic day, we remember--
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,349 Ah, screw it.
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:28,683 [exclaims]
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,480 [sighs] Call an ambulance.
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,565 Multiple arrests were made today
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,234 for the murder of Hilary Neils.
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,278 Police raided the South Park Motel 6 at 4:00 a.m.,
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,531 where seven psychic detectives were staying.
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,659 What did we do?
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,661 Get your head down. Spread 'em!
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:50,205 Stand back! Don't make me do it!
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,414 Don't make me do it!
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,666 Na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,543 [gunshots]
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,878 The psychic detectives' horrible crime was found out
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,798 by psychic detective Eric Cartman.
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,509 Who is now the only psychic not behind bars.
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,594 What an amazing coincidence.
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,346 Cool.
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,222 [doorbell rings]
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,598 Ah, Kyle is at the door.
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:09,474 Come in, Kyle!
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,226 [door clicks open and shut]
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,565 Who are you?
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,526 You...you give everyone else credit for my work
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,238 because you fail to see my greatness.
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,448 'Kay, sweet.
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:30,412 Because of you, nobody knows the extent of my deeds.
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,707 Oh, yeah, awesome. Hold on just a second.
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,542 Mom, there's some homeless guy here!
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:36,418 Make him go away!
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,219 Hey. Hey, what's going on?
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,722 You are obviously a big fan of my work.
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,807 I don't even know you, dude!
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,226 But I am the serial killer,
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,812 the one whose rightful place in history you have smirched!
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,314 Oh, Jesus.
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,316 And now you will have a place of honor...
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,318 as my 19th victim.
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,320 No! No, you don't want to kill me!
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,030 Please, I'll give you anything you want!
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,406 Before you die, let me show you
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:07,741 the things I have done
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,075 so you will understand
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,202 the breadth of my transformation.
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,165 This... Is me at the Grand Canyon.
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,376 Do you see?
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,838 This is me at Mount Rushmore.
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:22,631 Do you see?
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,548 [groans]
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,258 Do you see? - Yes, yes, I see!
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,761 Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio.
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,262 This was just outside of the gift shop.
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,139 Do you see? - [screams]
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,521 Damn it! Damn it all to hell!
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:39,814 They just found another body.
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,400 That means a fifth copycat killer is on the loose.
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,693 Where's my psychic?
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,320 Sorry, sarge, the psychic's mom
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,155 says her son hasn't been home for a couple hours.
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,616 Sir, Dr. Gauche just called from the hospital.
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,534 He says another little boy just awoke from a coma
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:54,371 and is having psychic visions.
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,372 Let's go.
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,208 This is the young man here.
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,418 He was in a coma for over 16 hours.
00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,965 Doctor, could you remove his face warmer?
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,216 We'd like to speak with him.
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,509 Of course. Nurse?
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,430 Young man, the doctor said you've had some visions
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,348 about our newest murder?
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:17,602 I see...a man... with a baseball cap.
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,063 He's killing them!
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,148 Oh, I'm seeing it all flash before my eyes!
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,650 The guy's name is Michael Deets,
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,026 and he lives at 621 Costillo Street.
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,487 He's usually there between 7:00 and 11:00 p.m.
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,613 What do you think, Mitch?
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,823 I don't know.
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,866 How do we know this kid is really psychic?
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,536 I mean, this boy is certainly no Eric Cartman.
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,912 [growls]
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,956 Alright, we'll check this Deets guy out.
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,916 But let's use that one thing that we never use.
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,042 Sir?
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,377 You know, what's that thing
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,504 that starts with an "r" that we never use?
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:45,964 Restraint? Yeah, yeah, restraint.
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,257 We'll check this guy out,
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,009 but let's use some restraint.
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,178 Look. Look at the things I have done!
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,055 Here I am at Yellowstone National Park.
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,098 Do you see?
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,143 Here are pictures of my trip to Cheyenne for Frontier Days!
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,561 Do you see? - Oh, God!
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,729 I'm so bored!
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:01,604 Somebody help me!
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,940 [doorbell rings]
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,780 Good evening, sir. We're Park County detectives.
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:11,865 We were just wondering if we could
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,492 take a quick look around your house, Mister...
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,745 God.
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,413 Well, Mr. God, it won't take but a second,
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,706 and it might help us with an investigation.
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:30,175 [muffled scream]
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,302 I see you like cutting the eyes
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,386 out of photos of women.
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,890 My son is a big fan of that, too.
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:38,975 Sarge, in here!
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,566 Jesus H. That boy was right!
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,234 Arrest that guy!
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,402 Whoa, whoa, wait!
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:50,737 Oh, no. Oh, wait a minute.
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:52,489 No, I'm wrong. - Sir?
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,656 This isn't the guy.
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,076 The serial killer always cuts off the victims' left hands.
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,619 Right.
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,204 Well, those aren't left hands, see?
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,206 On your left hand, the thumb faces to the left.
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,499 Those are all right hands.
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,583 Oh.
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,086 No, this isn't our man.
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,253 We're sorry, Mr. God.
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,713 It appears we've wasted your time.
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,132 [muffled scream]
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,052 Pretty amazing coincidence
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,179 that guy had a bunch of hands on his wall.
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,139 No wonder that boy thought he was the killer.
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,518 Yeah, amazing coincidence.
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,811 Sir?
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,229 Call it police intuition,
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,731 but something in there just didn't feel right.
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,275 Wait a minute.
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,610 Sarge...
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,785 What is it?
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:39,994 I'm not sure.
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,704 I'm gonna have to run some tests.
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:25,206 Murphy, do you remember what I was supposed to be doing?
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,332 Oh, uh...
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,502 Oh, something about hands, sir,
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,171 for the serial killer.
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,298 Oh, right, the hands, right!
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,687 Oh, my God. Murphy!
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,356 You're not gonna believe this.
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:56,905 That's it. No more pictures.
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,615 Time to die.
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,991 No, please.
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,618 I'm sorry I gave other people credit for your killings.
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,454 It was very wrong of me to lie about the other psychics
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,371 and get them arrested.
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,498 Your hand will be one with the others.
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:08,958 Please just let me go.
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,877 I'm gonna tell everyone I'm not really psychic.
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,754 I've learned my lesson! Please, I don't want to--
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,883 I don't want to have to use my psychic mind missile on you!
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,176 Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,344 Hold it right there, killer!
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,095 [growls]
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,806 [gunshots]
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,351 [gunshot]
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,688 [gunshot]
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,316 You got here just in time.
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,151 He was gonna kill me because he was insanely jealous
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,694 of my incredible psychic ability.
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,032 Well, young man, you did an amazing thing.
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,784 Not only did your psychic visions
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,452 help us catch the killer,
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,371 but a lot of innocent people are out of jail.
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:48,289 Yes, thank you very much, Kyle.
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,791 Yes, thanks.
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,501 You're certainly a better psychic than Eric.
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,086 No, don't you see?
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,545 Cartman never had psychic visions.
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,089 And neither do these people.
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,091 The plain simple truth is that nobody is psychic.
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,425 There's a logical explanation
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,386 for every psychic story you've ever heard.
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,096 Do you think that's true?
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,807 It must be true. The kid is psychic.
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,226 But I don't suppose it really matters much,
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,061 because in the end, the way I caught the killer
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,146 was with good old-fashioned police work.
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,940 Come on, Murphy.
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,483 Well, young man,
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,027 I guess that just leaves one score to settle.
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,487 You can't hurt me.
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,198 Then let this be our final battle.
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,076 [all imitating spacey sound effects]
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,496 Oh, stop it!
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,081 Stop it!
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,666 [electricity buzzes]
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,458 [glass shatters]
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,588 There's a logical explanation for that.

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