Видеонабор тупой испорченной шлюхи — Все четвероклассницы, кроме Венди, хотят быть похожими на богатую и знаменитую Пэрис Хилтон, гордящуюся тем, что она тупая и избалованная шлюха.

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Видеонабор тупой испорченной шлюхи

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Все четвероклассницы, кроме Венди, хотят быть похожими на богатую и знаменитую Пэрис Хилтон, гордящуюся тем, что она тупая и избалованная шлюха.

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00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:26,800 Саут-Парк, эпизод 812, "Набор Тупая избалованная шлюха
00:00:38,435 --> 00:00:39,400 Быстрей, Венди, а то мы пропустим!
00:00:39,435 --> 00:00:41,365 Пропустим что?
00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,400 Пэрис Хилтон выступает в торговом центре!
00:00:43,435 --> 00:00:44,417 А кто такая Пэрис Хилтон?
00:00:44,452 --> 00:00:45,400 - Кто такая Пэрис Хилтон?
00:00:45,435 --> 00:00:47,365 Ты что, не знаешь?
00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:52,400 Добрый день!Линия одежды Гесс счастлива, что ее новым лицом стала известная модель,
00:00:52,435 --> 00:00:54,400 женщина, на которую всем вам молоденьким девочкам стоит равняться –
00:00:54,435 --> 00:00:58,417 мисс Пэрис Хилтон!
00:00:58,452 --> 00:01:01,426 Вау, это правда она!
00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,365 Пэрис! Посмотри сюда!
00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,400 Я не понимаю. Чем она занимается?
00:01:05,435 --> 00:01:06,917 Она супер богатая!
00:01:06,952 --> 00:01:08,365 Но чем она занимается?
00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,400 Она - абсолютно избалованный сноб!
00:01:11,435 --> 00:01:13,400 Чем она занимается?!
00:01:13,435 --> 00:01:14,365 Она – шлюха!
00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,365 Привет всем, извините, я немного устала.
00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:23,365 Я вчера всю ночь веселилась с кучей разных мальчиков.
00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:28,400 В любом случае, я рада быть здесь в Даут-Дарке, чтобы объявить об открытие моего абсолютно нового магазина!
00:01:28,435 --> 00:01:32,400 Магазина, в котором девочки смогут купить все, что им нужно, чтобы стать такой как я!
00:01:32,435 --> 00:01:37,365 "Тупая избалованная шлюха"!
00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:41,400 Развлекайтесь, девочки! И не забывайте побольше тусоваться на вечеринках, и плевать на всех.
00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,365 Пока!
00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:47,400 Дай сюда! Господи, б**, мне нужен глоток!
00:01:47,435 --> 00:01:53,365 Где мой песик?!
00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:54,900 Вау, ты только посмотри на это!
00:01:54,935 --> 00:01:56,667 Одежда Тупая избалованная шлюха"!
00:01:56,702 --> 00:01:58,400 Куклы Тупая избалованная шлюха!
00:01:58,435 --> 00:01:59,365 Эй, посмотри-ка!
00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:00,400 Новый парфюм от Пэрис Хилтон!
00:02:00,435 --> 00:02:03,365 Скунс!
00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,400 Да, давай накупим этого побольше!
00:02:04,435 --> 00:02:05,365 Эй, не покупайте это!
00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,365 Зачем вам хочется быть такой же, как Пэрис Хилтон?
00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Дело не в одной только Пэрис: и Бритни Спирс, и Кристина Агилера, и Тара Рейд -
00:02:10,435 --> 00:02:12,365 все тупые избалованные шлюхи!
00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,400 Но ведь представление о том, что мы готовы вести себя как шлюхи ради денег, унижает наш пол!
00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,365 Венди, пойми же!
00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,400 Единственная вещь, которая важнее богатства – это известность!
00:02:19,435 --> 00:02:22,400 Вау, ты говоришь прям как настоящая тупая шалава!
00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,365 Спасибо, Энни!
00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,400 Боже! Увези меня из этого захолустья!
00:02:26,435 --> 00:02:29,417 Убогие провинциалы!
00:02:29,452 --> 00:02:32,365 Такие, б**, все уроды!
00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:33,400 Кроме тебя, мой маленький Тинкербелл!
00:02:33,435 --> 00:02:35,400 Ты меня очень любишь, правда?
00:02:35,435 --> 00:02:37,365 Как ты меня любишь?
00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,400 Я тебя наряжу кроликом, а потом наряжу тебя маленькой принцессой!
00:02:40,435 --> 00:02:44,365 Ты мой навсегда!
00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,365 Чего? О, привет, Кейси!
00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:50,400 О, еще одно тупое открытие магазина в каком-то галимом городишке ковбоев...
00:02:50,435 --> 00:02:52,917 О, п****ц тупо, весь город провонял коровами!
00:02:52,952 --> 00:02:55,400 Не дождусь, когда уже свалю отсюда. Так паршиво!
00:02:55,435 --> 00:02:57,417 У них и магазины все дико убогие.
00:02:57,452 --> 00:02:59,365 Я наверно на уик-энд поеду в Рим.
00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:04,000 Не знаю, в Рим или в Токио, в любом случае будет дико скучно.
00:03:06,435 --> 00:03:07,365 Тупость!
00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,400 Мне надо выпить. Я уже где-то четырнадцать минут ничего не пила
00:03:09,435 --> 00:03:12,365 Да, блин, почему все такие тупые?
00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,400 Я этим провинциалам показала свои сиськи, ты бы видел их лица!
00:03:15,435 --> 00:03:20,400 Тупые провинциальные идиоты!
00:03:20,435 --> 00:03:21,365 О, господи...
00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:26,365 Еще один песик покончил с собой!
00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,400 Привет, Джесси, привет, Кэл! Слушайте, можно я с вами потусуюсь?
00:03:28,435 --> 00:03:30,365 Другие девчонки как-то странно себя ведут.
00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:34,400 Конечно, Венди. Мы тут просто пытаемся придумать, чем бы заняться.
00:03:34,435 --> 00:03:36,400 О, а что если сходить в художественный музей?
00:03:36,435 --> 00:03:38,365 Не, это скучно.
00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,400 Эй, я придумала! Давайте запишем на видео, как мы занимаемся сексом с мальчиками!
00:03:41,435 --> 00:03:42,365 Что?
00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,400 Я только что купила игровой видео набор Тупая избалованная шлюха!
00:03:45,435 --> 00:03:48,365 Игровой видео набор Тупая избалованная шлюха!
00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,400 Вы можете снимать видео, которое попадет в Интернет!
00:03:50,435 --> 00:03:52,365 Да!
00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,400 Игровой видео набор Тупая избалованная шлюха!
00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,365 Покажи всему миру, какая ты шлюха!
00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,400 Игровой видео набор Тупая избалованная шлюха поставляется в комплекте с видеокамерой
00:03:59,435 --> 00:04:02,365 фильтром ночного видения, игрушечными деньгами,
00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,400 легко теряющимся сотовым телефоном и 16-ю таблетками экстази!
00:04:05,435 --> 00:04:08,400 Игровой видео набор Тупая избалованная шлюха!
00:04:08,435 --> 00:04:11,365 Пусть все увидят, какая ты шалава!
00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:16,400 Я притворяюсь, что звоню моим друзьям по сотовому, пока мой парень ждет секса!
00:04:16,435 --> 00:04:19,400 Ты – тупая избалованная шлюха!
00:04:19,435 --> 00:04:24,165 Венди, ты куда?
00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:31,365 Все в порядке, мисс Хилтон... Мы найдем вам новую собаку.
00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:36,100 Ну, тише, успокойтесь, давайте просто отвезем вас домой, хорошо?
00:04:38,435 --> 00:04:41,417 Подожди! Стой, останови машину!
00:04:41,452 --> 00:04:44,400 Останови машину, дебил е***ый!
00:04:44,435 --> 00:04:46,365 Какая прелесть!
00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,365 Я хочу это! Хочу это!
00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,400 Лу-лу-лу, у меня есть яблоки, Лу-лу-лу, и у тебя.
00:04:52,435 --> 00:04:54,365 Милашка!
00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,400 Лу-лу-лу, давай сделаем яблочный соус, Снимем нашу одежду, и лу-лу-лу!
00:04:57,435 --> 00:05:00,365 Посмотрите-ка на эту милашечку!
00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,400 Я буду тебя кормить, и заботиться о тебе, и назову тебя мистер Бигглз!
00:05:04,435 --> 00:05:05,365 Меня зовут Баттерс.
00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,400 Шофер, посади мистера Бигглза в машину. Я хочу найти для него костюм медвежонка!
00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,400 Если его нарядить медвежонком, он будет такой милый!
00:05:11,435 --> 00:05:14,400 Пэрис, я полагаю, это чей-то ребенок.
00:05:14,435 --> 00:05:15,365 Я хочу это!
00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,400 Мне кажется, что нельзя вот просто так...
00:05:16,435 --> 00:05:19,365 ХОЧУ! ХОЧУ!
00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:21,400 Ну хорошо, хорошо! Садитесь в машину, молодой человек.
00:05:21,435 --> 00:05:22,365 Извините, мэм.
00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,400 Я бы хотел быть вашим бойфрендом, и все такое,
00:05:23,435 --> 00:05:25,365 хотя у вас как бы и крупный нос,
00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,400 но мои родители говорили мне: никогда не садись в машину с незнакомыми людьми!
00:05:29,435 --> 00:05:32,365 А про лимузины они что-нибудь говорили?
00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,400 Баттерс, никогда не садись в машину с незнакомыми людьми!
00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:37,365 Если только это не лимузин...
00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,365 Да, вообще-то они сказали, что это можно.
00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:44,400 Садись в лимузин, мистер Бигглз! Тебе сделают костюм медвежонка!
00:05:44,435 --> 00:05:49,400 А теперь, снова Подходящая цена!
00:05:49,435 --> 00:05:51,417 Привет, дорогая!
00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,365 Что случилось?
00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:59,365 Мам, пап, меня беспокоит роль, которую молодые модели играют в современном обществе.
00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:05,400 Похоже, развратность и малоразвитость превозносятся, в то время как интеллектуальность презирается.
00:06:05,435 --> 00:06:06,365 Господи...
00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:11,400 Мне кажется, молодые девушки продаются безнравственными и циничными корпорациями.
00:06:11,435 --> 00:06:13,400 Ну, мы немедленно постараемся это исправить, дорогая.
00:06:13,435 --> 00:06:19,365 Хочешь посмотреть Подходящую цену?
00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:24,400 Пап, в торговом центре открылся магазин "Тупая избалованная шлюха", и я пойду туда и куплю трусики-тонги!
00:06:24,435 --> 00:06:26,365 Что?! Моя дочь не будет одеваться как шлюха!
00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:32,400 Мы немедленно идем разбираться в этот магазин, юная леди!
00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,400 О, господи! Это место просто...
00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:37,365 О, господи!
00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,365 Миссис Полк, вы покупаете это для своей дочери?
00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,400 Это что сейчас носят. Я не могу допустить, чтобы моя девочка была немодной.
00:06:43,435 --> 00:06:45,365 Иначе с ней не будут общаться!
00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,400 Не будут общаться!? Если она не шлюха?
00:06:47,435 --> 00:06:49,365 Но это же наши девочки!
00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,365 Мне кажется, это помогает им.
00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,400 В смысле, конечно, если мужчина хочет быть шлюхой, это нормально,
00:06:54,435 --> 00:06:59,400 но если женщина хочет быть шлюхой, то это "неправильно"!
00:06:59,435 --> 00:07:02,365 Если мужчина писает стоя, это нормально,
00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,365 но если женщина так делает, то это "странно"!
00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:09,400 Да, а когда мужчины бреют себе яйца - все в порядке,
00:07:09,435 --> 00:07:15,365 но когда женщина это делает, она "странная"!
00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:20,400 Теперь все девочки в Саут-Парке будут полными шлюхами, и тебе просто придется к этому привыкнуть!
00:07:20,435 --> 00:07:24,400 Да, ты мне не купишь вон ту сумочку? Я сделаю что угодно, ведь я шлюха!
00:07:24,435 --> 00:07:26,400 Да, конечно... я могу купить тебе сумочку.
00:07:26,435 --> 00:07:27,365 Папа!
00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,365 Нет, Венди... мне кажется, они правы.
00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,365 Понимаешь, мы должны верить в права женщин.
00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,400 В течение столького времени мы жили по двойным стардатам.
00:07:34,435 --> 00:07:35,365 O да...
00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,365 Мне стыдно, что я был таким шовинистом, Венди.
00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:41,900 С этой минуты ты можешь покупать в этом магазине все, что захочешь!
00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:46,667 Я помогу сделать из тебя самую тупую и избалованную шлюху из них всех!
00:07:46,702 --> 00:07:51,400 Баттерс, ты не хотел бы рассказать нам, почему ты вырядился медведем?
00:07:51,435 --> 00:07:53,365 Ну...
00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,400 Моя типа как девушка так меня одела...
00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:57,365 Твоя девушка?
00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,400 Вот ты где, мистер Бигглз! Я уж думала я тебя потеряла!
00:08:00,435 --> 00:08:03,417 Обещь мне, что никогда от меня не уйдешь!
00:08:03,452 --> 00:08:06,400 Баттерс, ты встречаешься с Пэрис Хилтон?
00:08:06,435 --> 00:08:08,400 Вы наказаны, мистер!
00:08:08,435 --> 00:08:10,365 Извините...
00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,365 Дорогая, а разве Пэрис Хилтон не очень богата?
00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,400 Крис! Да она больше чем в два раза старше Баттерса!
00:08:15,435 --> 00:08:18,365 Да, и больше чем в три миллиарда раз богаче!
00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,400 Дорогая, все обожают ее,и мы тоже должны хорошо к ней относиться,
00:08:21,435 --> 00:08:25,417 особенно, если она влюблена в нашего сына!
00:08:25,452 --> 00:08:29,400 Пэрис, не хотите ли выпить с нами какао?
00:08:29,435 --> 00:08:33,365 С шнапсем и скотчем!
00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:37,400 Пэрис... я так понимаю, что вы из уважаемой семьи Хилтонов.
00:08:37,435 --> 00:08:39,365 У вас очень хорошие отели.
00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,400 Надо убираться отсюда. Это место тупое.
00:08:41,435 --> 00:08:42,365 Где я?
00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,400 А, да, я хочу забрать с собой мистера Бигглза.
00:08:44,435 --> 00:08:46,365 С собой, куда?
00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,400 Чтобы он всегда жил со мной, шалава тупая!
00:08:48,435 --> 00:08:49,365 Сколько?
00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,365 Сколько? За Баттерса?
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,365 Баттерс- наш сын. Он не продается.
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:58,400 Я дам вам за него двести миллионов долларов.
00:08:58,435 --> 00:09:00,365 Простите?!
00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:05,100 Я сказала,что дам вам за него двести миллионов долларов.
00:09:07,435 --> 00:09:10,400 Я прям сейчас выпишу вам чек за мистера Бигглза.
00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:11,365 Крис, она что, серьезно?
00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,400 Баттерс, ты не отведешь Пэрис в свою комнату на пару минуток?
00:09:14,435 --> 00:09:16,365 Мамочке и папочке надо поговорить.
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,400 Мама, папа - я люблю вас! Пожалуйста, не продавайте меня Пэрис Хилтон!
00:09:19,435 --> 00:09:22,365 Баттерс, немедленно!
00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,365 Неужели мы серьезно обдумываем это предложение?
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,900 Дорогая, Пэрис - миллиардерша. Она может дать Баттерсу все, чего он хочет
00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:29,400 Мы были бы ужасными родителями, если бы не обдумывали это предложение!
00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:30,365 Но ведь он наш сын!
00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,365 Я знаю, дорогая, но послушай,
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,900 Мы должны думать и об остальных членах семьи...
00:09:34,935 --> 00:09:37,400 Остальных членах с... Ты имеешь в виду нас?
00:09:37,435 --> 00:09:39,365 Да, нас, остальных членов семьи!
00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,400 Что нам делать, мистер Бигглз? Я слишком много выпила...
00:09:43,435 --> 00:09:46,417 Господи, я такая пьяная...
00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,400 Вся комната кружится...
00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:52,400 Я отключаюсь...
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,465 Эй, Биби!
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,500 Я слышала, ты устраиваешь вечеринку сегодня вечером!
00:10:09,535 --> 00:10:10,465 Тебе вряд ли будет интересно, Венди.
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:13,500 Мои родители уезжают, и поэтому это будет вечеринка тупых избалованных шлюх.
00:10:13,535 --> 00:10:16,465 А я тупая избалованная шлюха!
00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:19,500 Ага, конечно, Венди! Ты же как бы президент класса и все такое!
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,465 Да, и ты учишься на одни пятерки!
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,500 И ты даже не излбалованная, потому что твои родители тратят деньги на благотворительность!
00:10:24,535 --> 00:10:26,465 Тебе незачем идти на эту вечеринку, Венди.
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:30,500 Мы приглашаем всех мальчиков, и будем играть в бутылочку и в "две минуты в шкафу", и еще будем принимать кетамин.
00:10:30,535 --> 00:10:31,465 Я согласна!
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,500 Да ладно тебе! Ты хоть знаешь, что такое кетамин?
00:10:33,535 --> 00:10:34,465 Да!
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,465 Видишь!? Ты слишком умная!
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,500 Да! Мы понятия не имеем, что такое кетамин!
00:10:38,535 --> 00:10:40,500 Извини, Венди, ты просто не шлюха! Проваливай!
00:10:40,535 --> 00:10:44,465 Да!
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,500 Эй, нам уже надо начинать приглашать мальчиков на вечеринку!
00:10:46,535 --> 00:10:48,517 Ой, смотрите, вон идет Клайд!
00:10:48,552 --> 00:10:50,500 У меня сегодня вечеринка, Клайд!
00:10:50,535 --> 00:10:51,465 Ты приглашен!
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,500 Ммм... я бы хотела попробовать кусочек этого!
00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:54,517 Я хочу отыметь его!
00:10:54,552 --> 00:10:55,465 Да, вон идет Кайл!
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:57,500 Мммм... поговори со мной, кошерный мальчик...
00:10:57,535 --> 00:10:59,500 Я бы хотела поиграть с его волшебной палочкой!
00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:02,465 У меня сегодня вечеринка, Кайл!
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,500 Твик и Джейсон - с ними получился бы отличный секс втроем!
00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:06,465 Да они тоже приглашены!
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,500 У Джейсона такой огромный дружок! Мальчики, вы получите все что хотите этой ночью!
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,017 А вот о чем я говорила!
00:11:11,052 --> 00:11:12,465 Немного темно-синего!
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,465 Да, я бы хотела смазать его поршень!
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:19,500 Приходи домой к Биби, сегодня в семь вечера!
00:11:25,535 --> 00:11:26,465 Смотрите! Кевин идет!
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,465 Эй, Кевин, у меня дома вечеринка!
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,500 Я бы его шарики у себя во рту прополоскала!
00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:31,517 Да!
00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:32,465 Верно!
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:37,465 Увидимся, Кев!
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:43,500 O! это Картман! Нам обязательно нужно пригласить его на вечеринку!
00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:44,517 Иди на х**, Милли!
00:11:44,552 --> 00:11:45,526 Иди на х**, Энни!
00:11:45,561 --> 00:11:46,465 Иди на х**, Биби!
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:50,500 Иди на х**, как тебя там!
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:54,465 И ты сука иди на х**!
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,500 Никогда не видел штуки противнее!
00:11:57,535 --> 00:12:00,500 Мисс Хилтон, Мисс Хилтон?!
00:12:00,535 --> 00:12:02,465 Где я?
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,465 Фу, эта комната такая маленькая и бедная!
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,500 Мисс Хилтон, мы всю ночь обсуждали ваше предложение,
00:12:07,535 --> 00:12:10,465 и хотя оно и заманчиво, мы просто не можем
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:14,000 продать вам нашего сына за 200 миллионов долларов.
00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:17,500 Только за 250 миллионов, наличными, деньги вперед!
00:12:17,535 --> 00:12:18,465 Ой, блин!
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,500 Да, мистер Бигглз, ты мой навсегда!
00:12:21,535 --> 00:12:24,465 Пожалуйста! Я не хочу жить с ней!
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,465 Она ужасно храпит, у нее огромный нос,
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,500 и у нее в штанах живет такая хлюпающая штука!
00:12:28,535 --> 00:12:31,500 Пожалуйста! Не продавайте меня ей!
00:12:31,535 --> 00:12:33,465 Хорошо, Баттерс!
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:37,500 Вот что: eсли ты сможешь сам собрать 250 миллионов долларов, ты можешь остатьтся!
00:12:37,535 --> 00:12:40,465 А где я смогу найти столько денег?
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,465 Это называется "работа", молодой человек!
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,500 Твой дедушка 50 лет проработал на угольной шахте, и никогда не жаловался!
00:12:44,535 --> 00:12:46,500 Иди и начинай копать!
00:12:46,535 --> 00:12:47,465 Есть, сэр!
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,500 Надо накопать угля...
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:51,465 и очень быстро!
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:55,500 Это должно его занять, пока мы не завершим сделку.
00:12:55,535 --> 00:12:59,365 Итак, мисс Хилтон, как нам следует начать?
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:09,500 О'кей, уже две минуты! Вы можете выходить, Клайд, Беб!
00:13:09,535 --> 00:13:10,465 Ну, как он, Беб?
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,160 Мы отлично провели время, да Клайд?
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,500 Эй, как дела? Я пришел на вечеринку.
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:27,465 Да? А кто тебя попросил?
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,500 Келли... Келли меня пригласила.
00:13:29,535 --> 00:13:31,465 Какая Келли?
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,500 Келли Рутер... форд... менскин.
00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:35,500 Келли Рутерфордменскин!
00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:37,465 Да?
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,500 - Ты приглашала его? - Нет!
00:13:40,535 --> 00:13:41,465 Ой, подожди, подожди!
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,465 Это была не она. Да, я забыл.
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,500 Это была Келли Пинкертон... тинфуртер.
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,500 Келли Пинкертонтинфуртер!
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,465 Что?
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:55,465 Твою мать!
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,000 О, привет Венди!
00:13:57,035 --> 00:13:58,267 У тебя все порядке?
00:13:58,302 --> 00:13:59,500 Нет, мне нужна помощь.
00:13:59,535 --> 00:14:01,465 От меня?
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,500 Вообще-то я хотела поговорить с вашим парнем.
00:14:02,535 --> 00:14:07,300 Ну конечно, проходи, мистер Раб вон там.
00:14:09,535 --> 00:14:12,500 О, Иисусе! Господи Иисусе!
00:14:12,535 --> 00:14:14,465 Мистер Раб!
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,500 Маленькая Венди из класса хочет с тобой поговорить!
00:14:16,535 --> 00:14:17,465 О, привет Венди!
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,465 Тебе нужна помощь с домашней работой по математике?
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:24,500 Нет, мне нужно, чтобы ты помог мне стать такой же грязной шлюхой, как ты сам.
00:14:24,535 --> 00:14:27,500 О, господи. Мистер Раб, наверное вам с Венди надо немного побеседовать.
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,465 Я приготовлю какао...
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,500 Мистер Раб, вы - самая извращенная, развратная и похотливая шлюха, которую я знаю.
00:14:33,535 --> 00:14:34,465 Спасибо, дорогая!
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,465 Вы можете научить меня своему секрету, и быстро?
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:40,500 Дорогая, я не становился шлюхой специально - я родился шлюхой.
00:14:40,535 --> 00:14:43,517 Я был шлюхой с тех пор как себя помню.
00:14:43,552 --> 00:14:46,500 С раннего детства мне нравились...
00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:48,465 необычные вещи...
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,465 Мама, по-моему у меня жар.
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:55,500 Ты можешь померить мою температуру?
00:14:55,535 --> 00:14:57,465 Уу... Господи Иисусе!
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,500 Когда я подрос, я понял, что одного парня мне не достаточно.
00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:04,500 Эй, вон этот педрила! Отпинаем его!
00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:06,465 Да, отпинаем педрилу!
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,500 Да! Мы тебе покажем, педик!
00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:12,465 О, господи Иисусе!
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,500 Понимаешь, я не могу сделать из тебя шлюху, Венди.
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:17,465 А зачем ты вообще хочешь ей быть?
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,465 Потому что все остальные девчонки - шлюхи!
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,500 Они устроили большую вечеринку, и не пригласили меня...
00:15:22,535 --> 00:15:27,465 Что? Господи, где?
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:32,000 Работаешь по 18 часов, и что в итоге получаешь?
00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:36,500 Родители берут и продают тебя Пэрис Хилтон!
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,465 Посмотри-ка!
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,500 Медвожонок выкапывает уголь...
00:15:40,535 --> 00:15:45,465 Офигеть!
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,465 Ну, Баттерс, как дела?
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,500 Ты накопал угля на 200 миллионов долларов?
00:15:48,535 --> 00:15:50,465 Нет, не совсем...
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:55,500 О, как жаль... А вот мисс Хилтон собрала деньги, и поэтому тебе придется уехать с ней.
00:15:55,535 --> 00:15:58,465 Ух, блин!
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,500 Пока, дорогой! Мы тебя любим!
00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:02,465 Улыбочку, мистер Бигглз!
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:07,500 В этот раза я сфотографирую своего домашнего любимца ДО того, как что-нибудь случится.
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:10,500 До того как случится что?
00:16:10,535 --> 00:16:13,417 "Мои зверюшки"
00:16:19,552 --> 00:16:22,565 Мистер Бигглз!
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,465 Мистер Бигглз, вернись!
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,465 Вам лучше помочт мне найти его!
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,500 Не будет мистера Бигглза - не будет и денег!
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,465 Ох, этот наш непослушный сын!
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:42,500 Баттерс! Баттерс, вернись немедленно, или вам запретят гулять, мистер!
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,200 Иисусе!
00:16:54,235 --> 00:16:57,165 Дети! Дети!
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,200 Ты выбирай выражения!
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,717 Выключи свет!
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,165 О, слава богу!
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,165 Девочки, да что вы, блин, делаете?
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,200 Мы ведем себя как тупые избалованные шлюхи!
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,200 Помогите! Вы должны меня спрятать!
00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:11,165 Не говорите ей, что я здесь!
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:15,200 Венди, ты что сделала? Настучала на нас, потому что мы не пригласили тебя на нашу вечеринку в стиле Пэрис Хилтон?
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,165 Так, я думаю, это все зашло слишком далеко!
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,200 Слушайте! Пэрис Хилтон - последняя, с кого стоит брать пример!
00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:23,165 Мистер Бигглз!
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,165 Пэрис Хилтон - это никто!
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:29,200 Может она и богата, но она - глупое, бесталанное ничтожество!
00:17:29,235 --> 00:17:32,165 Это кого ты, б****, назвал ничтожеством?
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:37,165 Вау, Пэрис Хилтон на моей вечеринке! Я рулю!
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:41,200 Дорогуша, может ты просто расскажешь этим девочкам, что быть шлюхой - это не так уж и здорово?
00:17:41,235 --> 00:17:43,165 А что в этом плохого?
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,165 Зачем еще нужна жизнь, кроме как тусоваться и заниматься развратом!
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:51,200 Послушайте, девочки!Я очень много развратничал, и я говорю вам, что кроме этого в жизни есть еще много всего.
00:17:51,235 --> 00:17:54,200 Да ты даже не знаешь, что такое настоящий разврат, неудачник!
00:17:54,235 --> 00:17:58,217 Дорогуша, пожалуйста, лучше не начинай!
00:17:58,252 --> 00:18:02,200 Я уже начала! Уже и начала и кончила!
00:18:02,235 --> 00:18:03,717 Вау, ну и сука!
00:18:03,752 --> 00:18:05,165 Дорогуша, послушай.
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,200 Я знаю, тебя может быть пару раз и пускали по кругу,
00:18:08,235 --> 00:18:11,165 но тебе даже лучше не знать, какие вещи делал я!
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,200 Я - настоящая шлюха, и я говорю тебе, что это вовсе не здорово.
00:18:14,235 --> 00:18:19,217 Да? Я вызываю тебя на поединок шлюх!
00:18:19,252 --> 00:18:24,165 - Поединок шлюх! - Поединок шлюх!
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:28,165 Проверка... Слышно... Итак, добрый день!
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,700 Торговая палата Саут-Парка рада устроить для вас
00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:37,200 первый ежегодный конкурс "Кто самая большая шлюха?"
00:18:37,235 --> 00:18:40,200 Мистер Раб и не представляет с кем он связался.
00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:42,165 Пэрис его просто порвет.
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:46,200 Я не совсем уверен, каким образом надо начинать это соревнование...
00:18:46,235 --> 00:18:50,765 О, я покажу тебе, как надо начинать!
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,200 Что делает мистер Раб? Он просто сидит!?
00:18:59,235 --> 00:19:01,200 Дай ему время, Венди. Дай ему время.
00:19:01,235 --> 00:19:03,200 Давай, мистер Раб!
00:19:03,235 --> 00:19:04,165 Идите нахрен!
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:08,200 Всех вас уродов не хватит, чтобы меня удовлетворить!
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,200 Господи, она сделала это!
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:03,165 Иисусе!
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,165 Вот это шлюха!
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,200 Вау, наверное Пэрис не такая уж и крутая?
00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:15,165 Не аплодируйте мне! Я - грязная шлюха!
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:21,200 Быть избалованным, тупым, и вести себя, как шлюха - это вообще-то должно считатся плохим, помните?
00:20:21,235 --> 00:20:25,200 Родители, если вы не объясните детям, что таких людей, ак Пэрис Хилтон следует презирать,
00:20:25,235 --> 00:20:27,200 то от кого же они это узнают?!
00:20:27,235 --> 00:20:29,200 Вы должны быть сле... -
00:20:29,235 --> 00:20:30,165 Госполи Иисусе!
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:35,700 Вы должны следить, чтобы ваши дочери не ставили себе в пример недостойных людей!
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:41,200 Гомосексуалист прав! С этой минуты, Биби, ты будешь одеваться как маленькая девочка.
00:20:41,235 --> 00:20:42,200 Венди, извини, что мы тебя обзывали.
00:20:42,235 --> 00:20:44,165 Неглупой и неизбалованной...
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,200 Да, и я вовсе не хотела сказать, что ты не шлюха!
00:20:46,235 --> 00:20:48,165 Все в порядке, девчат!
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,200 И что, это все!? Никаких двухсот миллионов долларов!?
00:20:52,235 --> 00:20:54,200 Ну, Баттерс! Надеюсь теперь ты доволен?!
00:20:54,235 --> 00:20:56,165 Я плохой медведь.
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,700 Я плохой старый медведь.
00:20:59,735 --> 00:21:03,200 Ты наказан, старый медведь!
00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:07,217 Боже, как противно!
00:21:07,252 --> 00:21:11,165 Выпустите меня отсюда!
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,165 Это что еще, б****, такое?!
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:19,200 Пэрис, ты должна выбраться отсюда, иначе наверняка погибнешь!
00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:20,165 Что?
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:25,200 Проберись к тонкой кишке, там ты встретишь Принца Воробья, который покажет тебе путь к Катата-Рыбе!
00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:29,217 А теперь иди, Пэрис Хилтон, торопись!
00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:33,165 Великое приключение ждет тебя впереди!
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:37,200 Спеши вперед, Пэрис Хилтон, иначе скоро ты умрешь!

00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:09,969 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:12,138 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,806 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,811 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,856 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:23,024 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,149 --> 00:00:24,233 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:29,947 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:32,241 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,415 Come on Wendy we're gonna miss it!
00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,916 We're gonna miss what?
00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:43,627 Paris Hilton is making an appearance at the mall!
00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:44,295 Who's Paris Hilton?
00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,337 Who's Paris Hilton?
00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:46,756 You don't know?
00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,549 Hello everyone!
00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,760 The Guess Clothing Company is pleased to have
00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,219 as its new spokesperson and model...
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,847 A woman all you young ones can look up to.
00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,307 Miss Paris Hilton!
00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,229 Wow, that's really her!
00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,315 Paris over here!
00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,649 I don't get it, what does she do?
00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:06,525 She's super-rich!
00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,569 But what does she <i>do</i>?
00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:11,322 She's totally spoiled and snobby.
00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:13,199 What does she do?
00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:14,950 She's a whore!
00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,160 Hey everyone!
00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,787 Sorry if I'm a little spent,
00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:18,954 I did a whole lot of partying last night
00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,707 with a lot of different guys!
00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:26,337 Anyway, I'm pleased to be here in Gouth Dark
00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,798 to announce the opening of my brand new store.
00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:29,840 A store where girls can buy everything they need
00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:31,842 to be just like me!
00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,887 "Stupid Spoiled Whore"!
00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,766 Have fun girls, and remember to party
00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:41,060 and be super lame to everybody!
00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,270 Bye!
00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,564 Gimme that, fucking Christ I need a drink.
00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:49,568 Where's my dog?
00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,907 Wow, look at all this great stuff!
00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,242 Stupid Spoiled Whore clothes!
00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,369 Stupid Spoiled Whore dolls!
00:01:58,494 --> 00:01:59,578 Hey, check it out!
00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:00,663 The new Paris Hilton perfume,
00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,622 "Skanque".
00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,165 <i>Skanque!</i>
00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,625 Oh yeah, let's get lots of that!
00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,085 You guys, don't buy this stuff!
00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,378 Why do you want to be like Paris Hilton?
00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:08,546 It's not just Paris.
00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:09,547 Britney Spears,
00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:10,381 Christina Aguilera,
00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:11,090 Tare Reid...
00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,008 They're all stupid spoiled whores!
00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,009 But the idea that we'll be whorish for money
00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,553 is belittling to our gender!
00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:16,720 Wendy, get a clue
00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:17,596 the only thing more important
00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,431 than being rich is being famous.
00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,600 Wow, you really sound like a dumb brat, Bebe!
00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,310 Thanks, Annie!
00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,980 God, get me out of this hick town!
00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:27,690 What a bunch of rednecks!
00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:32,027 Everybody is so fucking lame.
00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,445 Except for you, my little Tinkerbell.
00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,030 You love me vewy much don't you.
00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,323 How much you wove me?
00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,659 I'm gonna dress you up like a bunny!
00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,036 And then I'm gonna dress you up like a little princess!
00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,705 You're mine forever!
00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,000 Whatever- oh, hey Gacy...
00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,210 Oh, another stupid store opening
00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,170 in some lame cowboy town.
00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:51,589 Oh it's so fucking stupid
00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,382 this whole town stinks like cows.
00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,176 I can't wait to get out of here. Grody.
00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,760 They have the lamest stores, too.
00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,221 I'm gonna go to Rome for the weekend I think,
00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,639 I don't know, Rome or Tokyo;
00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,725 either way it'll be totally boring, stupid.
00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,396 I need to get wasted.
00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,898 I haven't had a drink in like, fourteen minutes.
00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,525 Why is everybody so stupid, anyway?
00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,986 I flashed all these hicks my boobs
00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,946 you should have seen the looks on their faces,
00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,865 stupid redneck idiots.
00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,658 Aaaaghgh!!
00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,076 Oh dear...
00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:24,496 Another dog killed itself!!
00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,041 Hey Jessie, hey Kal.
00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,417 Do you guys mind if I hang out with you?
00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,127 The other girls are acting really strange.
00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,754 Sure, Wendy.
00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,547 We were just trying to think of something to do.
00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,716 Oh, well, you wanna maybe go to the art museum?
00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,426 Nah, that sounds really dull.
00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,552 Hey, I know!
00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,678 Let's make a video tape
00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:40,846 of us having sex with boys!
00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:41,805 What?
00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,390 I just got...
00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,226 The Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset!
00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:48,103 ♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset ♪
00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,064 We can make videos that get out on the internet!
00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,857 Yeah!!
00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,985 ♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset ♪
00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:55,986 ♪ Show the whole world ♪
00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,988 ♪ what a slut you are ♪
00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,323 <i>Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset</i>
00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,534 <i>comes with video camera, night vision filter, play money</i>
00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,579 <i>lose-able cell phone and sixteen hits of ecstasy.</i>
00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,624 ♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset ♪
00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,919 ♪ Let everyone see your koo-hoo-hooch ♪
00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:14,171 I'm pretending to be calling my friends on the cell phone,
00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,048 while my man waits for more sex!
00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,300 You're a Stupid Spoiled Whore!
00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,844 Where are you going Wendy?
00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:23,013 Waahhhh!
00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,809 Wahghghgghghgh!!
00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,977 It's alright, Miss Hilton,
00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,395 we'll find you another dog.
00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,689 Aaaaahghgg!
00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:32,564 There, there, now.
00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,066 Let's just get you back home, shall we?
00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:38,404 Booo-boooo...
00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,406 Wait wait, stop the car!
00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,033 Stop the car you fucking moron!
00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,786 Look at how cuute!
00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,080 I want that! I want <i>that</i>!
00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,374 ♪ Loo loo loo, I've got some apples ♪
00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,459 ♪ Loo loo loo, you got some, too ♪
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,545 It's adorable!
00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:55,838 ♪ Loo loo loo let's make some applesauce ♪
00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,923 ♪ Take off our clothes and loo loo loo ♪
00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,883 Look at his wittle puff ball!
00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,969 I'm going to feed you and take care of you
00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,054 and call you "Mr. Biggles"!
00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,639 My name's Butters.
00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,141 Driver put Mr. Biggles in the car.
00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,351 I want to find a bear costume for him!
00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,687 Won't he be so cute dressed up as a bear?
00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,148 Paris, I believe this is somebody's child.
00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:15,399 I want it.
00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,775 I don't think you can actually--
00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,319 I want it, I waaant it!!
00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,155 Alright, alright, come on, young man.
00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,991 I'm sorry, ma'am, I'd like to be your boyfriend and all,
00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,784 even though you have kind of a big nose,
00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,161 but my parents told me
00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,455 never get into a car with a stranger.
00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,582 Well did they say anything about limousines?
00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:34,918 Butters, never get into a car with a stranger...
00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,879 unless its a limousine.
00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:40,132 Oh, yeah, actually they did say that'd be alright...
00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,425 Get in the limo, Mr. Biggles!
00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,136 We're gonna have a bear costume made for you!
00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:47,222 <i>...and now, back to "The Price Is Right"!</i>
00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:52,770 Hi sweetie... What's the matter?
00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,188 Mom, Dad, I'm growing concerned
00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:57,274 about the role models young women have in today's society.
00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,360 Oh?
00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:00,778 It seems that lewdness and shallowness
00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,112 are being exalted,
00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,656 while intellectualism is looked down upon.
00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,575 Gosh.
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,118 I think young women are being marketed to
00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,538 by corrupt, moral-less corporations.
00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,874 Well... we'll get right on fixing that, sweetie.
00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,668 Wanna watch "The Price Is Right"?
00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,839 Dad, there's a new store at the mall
00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:21,673 called "Stupid Spoiled Whore"
00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,759 and I'm going to go there and buy a thong.
00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,760 What!?
00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,054 No daughter of mine is going to dress like a whore!
00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,139 We're marching down to that store right now young lady!
00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,894 Oh my God!
00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,064 Well, this place is-- oh my God!
00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,358 Mrs. Faulk, you're buying this stuff for your daughter?
00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,360 It's what's 'in' right now.
00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:42,194 I can't have my little girl
00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,987 be the only one not in a trend,
00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,197 she'll be unpopular!
00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,573 Unpopular?
00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:47,533 If she's not a <i>whore</i>?
00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,952 But these are our girls!
00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,745 I think it's empowering for them!
00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,581 I mean, sure, if a man wants to be a whore it's "normal".
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,292 But if a woman wants to be one, it's "wrroonnngg"!
00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,294 That's right! Yeah! - Uh-huh!
00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,256 Yeah, when a man pees standing up, it's "normal"
00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:05,175 but if a woman does it, it's "wweeiird"!
00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,010 Yeah! - That's right!
00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:09,513 Yeah! Like when men shave their balls its fine
00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:12,808 but when a woman does it, she's "strraaaanggee"!
00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,894 It's not fair! - You said it! Yeah!
00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,104 All the girls in South Park
00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,647 are gonna be total sluts from now on.
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,399 So you can just get used to it.
00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,526 Yeah... Will you buy me that purse I want over there?
00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,778 I'll do anything 'cause I'm a whore.
00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,655 Ooohh... sure I can buy a purse.
00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,322 Dad!
00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,324 No, Wendy, I think they're right.
00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,994 You see, you have to believe in the rights of women.
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,912 For too long they've had to live a double standard--
00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,706 Ooh, yeah--
00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,458 I'm sorry I've been so chauvinistic, Wendy.
00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,750 From now on you can have whatever you want
00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:39,668 from this store.
00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,961 I'll help make you the stupidest,
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,838 most spoiled whore of them all!
00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,465 Hooray! - Alright!
00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,302 Butters, would you mind telling us
00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,512 why you're dressed up like a bear?
00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,349 Oh. Well, uh... my sorta-girlfriend
00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:55,767 dressed me up like this.
00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:56,810 Your girlfriend?
00:07:57,436 --> 00:08:00,314 There you are Mr. Biggles oh, I thought I'd lost you!
00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,399 Promise you'll never leave me!
00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:06,028 Butters, you're dating Paris Hilton?
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,613 You are grounded, mister!
00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,740 I'm sorry...
00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:13,452 Uh, sweetheart, isn't Paris Hilton worth a lot of money?
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,245 Chris, she's more than twice Butters' age!
00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,539 And more than 3 billion times his net worth...
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,541 Everybody adores that girl, darling,
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,043 we should be nice to her, too.
00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,461 Especially if she's in love with our son.
00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:25,756 Uh, Paris would you like to have some cocoa with us?
00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,220 With schnapps and scotch.
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,557 So, Paris, I understand you're from
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,267 the prestigious Hilton family.
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,560 Very nice hotels.
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,896 I gotta get outta here, this place is stupid.
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,189 Where am I?
00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,149 Oh, I want to take Mr. Biggles with me.
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,235 With you where?
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,903 To live with me forever and ever
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,488 you dumb broad- how much?
00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,823 How much? ...for Butters?
00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,784 Butters... is our son.
00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:54,826 He's not for sale.
00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,745 I'll give you two hundred million dollars for it.
00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,456 Excuse me?
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,751 I said I'll give you two hundred million dollars for it.
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,800 I'll write you a check for Mr. Biggles right now.
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,093 Chris, is she serious?
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,636 Uh, Butters, why don't you take Paris
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,388 up to your room for a little while.
00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,681 Mommy and daddy have to talk.
00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,641 Mom, Dad, I love you.
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:18,809 Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton--
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,936 Butters, right now!
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,814 We aren't honestly considering this?
00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,232 Darling, Paris is a billionaire!
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,984 She can give Butters everything he wants!
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,902 We'd be terrible parents not to consider it!
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,612 But he's our son!
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,281 I know darling, but look...
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,825 We have to think about the rest of the family.
00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,827 The rest of the family- you mean us?
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,329 Yes, us - the rest of the family!
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:43,083 What should we do, Mr. Biggles? I drank too much!
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,503 Oh my God I'm so wasted!
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,172 The room is all spinny...
00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:52,634 I'm... totally... passing out...
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,109 Hey Bebe, I heard you were having a party tonight.
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,402 You wouldn't be interested, Wendy.
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,445 My parents are out of town
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,071 so it's a Stupid Spoiled Whore party.
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,990 I'm a stupid spoiled whore.
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,576 Right, please Wendy, you're like,
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,286 class president and stuff.
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,954 Yeah, and you get straight A's in school!
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,122 You're not even spoiled
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,999 because your parents give money to charity!
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,459 You don't want to go to this party, Wendy.
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,960 We're inviting all the boys
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,086 and we're gonna play Spin the Bottle
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,004 and Two Minutes in the Closet
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,005 and do ketamine!
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,423 That's okay.
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,675 Oh please, do you even know what ketamine is?
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,760 Yes!
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,470 See, you are too smart.
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,639 Yeah, we have no idea what ketamine is!
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,265 Sorry Wendy, you're just not a whore.
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,391 Get lost!
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,392 Yeah!
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,355 Hey, we better start inviting boys to the party!
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,482 Ooh, look here comes Clyde!
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:49,650 Party at my house tonight, Clyde.
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:50,942 You're invited!
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,778 Mmm, I'd like a piece a that!
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,154 I wanna do him!
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,447 Oh yeah, here comes Kyle.
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,532 Mmmmm, talk to me, kosher boy!
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,493 I'd like to twizzle his pixie stick!
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,203 Party at my house tonight, Kyle!
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,539 Tweek and Jason, that'd be a great three way.
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,999 Yeah! They're invited, too!
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,167 Jason has a huge bulge.
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,002 You're gonna get it boys!
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,587 Now here's what I'm talkin' about--
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,422 a little midnight blue!
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,675 Yeah, I'd like to wax his crankshaft.
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,094 Be at Bebe's house tonight at seven!
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,395 Look, here comes Kevin!
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,771 Hey Kevin, party at my house!
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,357 I'd like to gargle his marbles!
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,608 Yeah, you said it!
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,694 See ya there, Kev!
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,073 Ooh, there's Cartman,
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,575 we should invite him to the party for sure.
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,288 Fuck you Milly, fuck you Annie,
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,624 fuck you Bebe, fuck you whatever your name is
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,544 and fuck you, bitch.
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,214 Huh... isn't that...
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,590 Well that is the darndest thing I ever saw.
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,050 Gasp!
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,094 Miss Hilton? Miss Hilton?
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,263 Ugh... where am I?
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,725 Ewwww! This room is all middle class and small!
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,060 Miss Hilton, we've talked it over all night and...
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,729 While your offer is enticing,
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,022 I'm afraid we just can't sell you our son
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,190 for two hundred million dollars.
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,610 It'll have to be two hundred and fifty million.
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,862 Cash, up front.
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,238 Oh, hamburgers!
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,158 Yay, Mr. Biggles your mine forever!
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,618 Please, I don't wanna live with her!
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,371 She's snores real bad, and she has a huge nose,
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,748 and this squishy thing that lives in her pants!
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,833 Please, please don't sell me to her!!
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,961 Alright, Butters, tell you what,
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,173 if you can raise the two hundred and fifty million dollars yourself
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,799 you can stay!
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,801 How am I supposed to make that kind of money?
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,303 It's called working, young man.
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,847 Your grandfather was a coal miner for fifty years!
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:44,848 He never complained!
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,141 Get out there and start digging!
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:50,103 Yes sir... I gotta mine some coal really fast!
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,106 That should keep him busy for a while
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,108 while we get this transaction finished.
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,777 Now, Miss Hilton, how shall we start?
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,660 Okay, that's two minutes!
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,454 You can come out now Clyde and Beth!
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,497 Woooo!! - Alright Beth!
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,831 How was he Beth!
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,125 We had a great time, didn't we Clyde?
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:16,838 Baahhhh... owwie.... owwiieee...
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,678 Oh hey, what's going on.
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,846 I'm, uh, here for the party.
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,848 Yeah? Who invited you?
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,518 Oh, uh... Kelly, Kelly invited me.
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,435 Kelly who?
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,313 Kelly Ruther-ford-min-skin...
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,565 Kelly Rutherfordminskin?
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,858 Yeah?
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,069 Did you invite him? - No.
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,155 Oh wait! Wait! It wasn't her, I forgot,
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,242 it was Kelly Pinkertonsonfordter.
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,993 Kelly Pinkertonsonfordter?
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,537 What?
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,247 Oh God dammit!
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,420 Oh, hello, Wendy are you alright?
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,172 No... I need help.
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,049 From me?
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,384 Actually, I was hoping to see your boyfriend.
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,885 Well, sure, come on in.
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,012 Mr. Slave is right over here.
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:13,061 Errrrhghgh! Oh, Jesus! Jesus Christ!
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,981 Mr. Slave, little Wendy from class wants to see you.
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,440 Oh, hi Wendy.
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,277 You need help with your math homework?
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,779 No, I need help becoming a dirty whore like you.
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,115 Oh dear.
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,491 Mr. Slave, I think you and Wendy better have
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,284 a little talk.
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,618 I'll make some cocoa.
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,372 Mr. Slave, you're the most perverted, lewd,
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,331 depraved slut I know.
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,416 Thank you, sweetie.
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,084 Can you teach me your secret, fast?
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,295 Honey, I didn't work to become a whore.
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,255 I was born a whore.
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,341 I've been one... ever since I can remember...
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,926 Ever since I was a little boy
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,096 I seemed to enjoy... different things.
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,515 Mommy, I think I have a fever...
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,476 Can you take my temperature?
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,688 Ooh, Jesus Christ!
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,398 As I got older,
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,901 I found that one boy was never enough...
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,235 Hey, there's that queer kid!
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,320 Let's tackle him!
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,238 Hey yeah! Tackle the queer kid!
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,657 Yeah! - Get him! We'll show you!
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,453 Oooh! Jesus Christ!
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,040 So you see, I can't make you into a whore, Wendy.
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,375 But why would you want to be one anyway?
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,919 Because all the other girls are.
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,712 They're having a huge sex party right now
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,796 and I'm not invited.
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:22,839 A <i>what</i>?
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,466 For God's sake, where?
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,597 ♪ You work eighteen hours and what do you get ♪
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,558 ♪ parents sell you to Paris Hilton ♪
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,103 Look at that.
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,648 A bear... mining for coal.
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,317 Well, I never!
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,196 Well Butters, how did it go?
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,073 Did you dig up two hundred million dollars worth of coal?
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,699 Well, no, not quite...
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,284 Oh well, too bad,
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,911 Miss Hilton did raise the money
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,329 so you'll be going off with her.
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,081 Aw, shucks.
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,876 Bye sweetie, we love you!!
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,504 Smile Mr. Biggles!
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,506 This time I have to get a picture of my new pet
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,883 <i>before</i> anything happens!
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,135 Before what happens?
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,693 Aaagh!
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,698 Mr. Biggles? Mr. Biggles come back!
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,741 You better help me find him!
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,576 No Mr. Biggles, no money!
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,121 Oh, that troublemaking son of ours!
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,915 Butters you get back here or you are grounded, mister!
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,053 Oh, Jesus!
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:55,932 Kids!
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:56,975 Kids!
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,143 Ooh, party foul!
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,477 Shut off the light!
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,562 Oh, thank God!
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,773 Girls what on Earth are you doing?
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,151 We're being Stupid Spoiled Whores.
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,278 Help, you gotta hide me!
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,072 Don't tell her I'm in here!
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,782 What did you do Wendy, go rat on us
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,076 because you're not invited to our Paris Hilton party?
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,662 Okay, I think this has all gone far enough.
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,998 Now look, the <i>last</i> person you want to be like
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,416 is Paris Hilton!
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,460 Mr. Biggles?
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,128 Paris Hilton is a nobody.
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,504 She may have money
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,591 but she's a thoughtless, talentless low-life.
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,968 Who the fuck are you calling a low-life?
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,012 Wow, Paris Hilton is at my party!
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,346 I rule!
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,973 Aaaghgh!
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,517 Hon, will you just tell these girls
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,895 that being a whore isn't such a great thing?
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,271 What isn't great about it?
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,940 What's more to life than partying?
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,276 Look, girls, I've partied a lot, okay?
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,779 And I'm telling you there's more to life.
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,240 You don't even know what partying is, loser!
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,785 Sweetie, really, don't go there, okay.
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,161 Oh I went there! I went there,
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,663 took some pictures and flew back already!
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,664 Oooh!
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,458 Wow, what a bitch!
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,086 Sweetie, listen, I know you've done some "partying"
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,837 in your bubbled little rich life
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:08,922 but you don't even want to <i>know</i>
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,507 the kind of stuff I've done.
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,258 I'm the real whore
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,219 and I'm telling you it isn't great.
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,305 Oh yeah? I challenge you to a whore off!
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,473 Oooh!
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,891 Whore off!
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,434 Whore off!
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,190 Uh testing, hello... okay, welcome everyone.
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,317 Uh, the South Park Chamber of Commerce
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,112 is pleased to bring you the first annual
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,364 Who is the Biggest Whore Showdown.
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,911 Mr. Slave has no idea what he's in for!
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,371 Paris is gonna rock his world!
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,164 Uh... I'm not quite sure
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,834 how we start this competition off, but--
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,877 I'll show you how we start it off!
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,257 Oooh!
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,679 What is Mr. Slave doing?
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,805 He's just sitting there!
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,849 Give him time, Wendy, give him time.
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,100 Come on, Mr. Slave.
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,227 Back off!
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,730 None of you losers are enough for <i>me</i>!
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:14,404 Grhghgghgh.... oh yeah... uhhhhh....
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,530 Oooh!
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,574 ♪ Ta-daaaaaa ♪
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,578 Oh no, she di-n't!
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,596 Oh Jesus...
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:48,646 Arhgghgh!!
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:53,902 Grrghghg! Grrrghgh! Grghgghgh!
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:54,944 Grrrrghghghg!
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,031 Ooohh... Jesus...
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,495 Now <i>that's</i> a whore!
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,001 Wow... I guess Paris isn't such hot shit after all.
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,961 People, don't applaud me,
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,755 I'm a dirty whore!
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,508 Being spoiled and stupid and whorish
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,386 is supposed to be a bad thing, remember?
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,597 Parents if you don't teach your children
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,058 that people like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,018 where are they gonna learn it?
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,313 You have to be the-- ooh, Jesus Christ
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,357 you have to be the ones to make sure
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,901 your daughters aren't looking up to the wrong people!
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,070 The homosexual is right.
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:40,281 From now on, Bebe, you're going to dress like a little girl.
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,158 Wendy, we're sorry we called you names
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,118 like "not stupid", and "not spoiled".
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,037 Yeah, and I didn't mean to say you weren't a whore.
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,205 That's okay guys.
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,624 So... So that's it?
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,793 No two hundred million dollars?
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,212 Well, Butters, I hope you're happy!
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,757 I'm a baaad bear... I'm a very bad ol' bear.
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,051 You're a grounded ol' bear!
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,762 Erghghgh... Grhghghggh...
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,515 Oh my God it's so gross!
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,267 Let me outta here!
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,606 What the fuck is that?
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,985 Paris, you must find your way out of this place
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,528 or you'll surely die.
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,029 What?
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,155 Make your way to small intestine.
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,949 There you will meet the Sparrow Prince
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,409 who can guide you to Catatafish.
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,910 Now go Paris Hilton, make haste!
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,580 ♪ A great adventure ♪
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,958 ♪ is waiting for you ahead ♪
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:37,338 ♪ Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead ♪
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,717 ♪ The road ahead is full of danger and fright ♪
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,927 ♪ but push onward Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,429 ♪ with all of your might ♪
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:45,513 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,181 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,099 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,225 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,935 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,061 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:52,937 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,397 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,231 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,399 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:57,817 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:58,693 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:59,235 --> 00:21:59,902 ♪ Stupid whore ♪

00:00:09,093 --> 00:00:09,969 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:12,138 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,806 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,811 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,856 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:23,024 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,149 --> 00:00:24,233 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:28,446 ♪ [muffled] ♪
00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:29,947 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:32,241 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,415 Come on Wendy we're gonna miss it!
00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,916 We're gonna miss what?
00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:43,627 Paris Hilton is making an appearance at the mall!
00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:44,295 Who's Paris Hilton?
00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,337 Who's Paris Hilton?
00:00:45,463 --> 00:00:46,756 You don't know?
00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,549 Hello everyone!
00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,760 The Guess Clothing Company is pleased to have
00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,219 as its new spokesperson and model...
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,847 A woman all you young ones can look up to.
00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,307 Miss Paris Hilton!
00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:57,308 [screams and applause]
00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,229 Wow, that's really her!
00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,315 Paris over here!
00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,649 I don't get it, what does she do?
00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:06,525 She's super-rich!
00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,569 But what does she <i>do</i>?
00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:11,322 She's totally spoiled and snobby.
00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:13,199 What does she do?
00:01:13,324 --> 00:01:14,950 She's a whore!
00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,160 Hey everyone!
00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:17,787 Sorry if I'm a little spent,
00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:18,954 I did a whole lot of partying last night
00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,707 with a lot of different guys!
00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,209 [hacking]
00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:26,337 Anyway, I'm pleased to be here in Gouth Dark
00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,798 to announce the opening of my brand new store.
00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:29,840 A store where girls can buy everything they need
00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:31,842 to be just like me!
00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,887 "Stupid Spoiled Whore"!
00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,347 [cheers & applause]
00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,766 Have fun girls, and remember to party
00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:41,060 and be super lame to everybody!
00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,270 Bye!
00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,564 Gimme that, fucking Christ I need a drink.
00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:46,982 [gagging]
00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:49,568 Where's my dog?
00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,907 Wow, look at all this great stuff!
00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,242 Stupid Spoiled Whore clothes!
00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,369 Stupid Spoiled Whore dolls!
00:01:58,494 --> 00:01:59,578 Hey, check it out!
00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:00,663 The new Paris Hilton perfume,
00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:01,622 "Skanque".
00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,165 <i>Skanque!</i>
00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,625 Oh yeah, let's get lots of that!
00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,085 You guys, don't buy this stuff!
00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,378 Why do you want to be like Paris Hilton?
00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:08,546 It's not just Paris.
00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:09,547 Britney Spears,
00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:10,381 Christina Aguilera,
00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:11,090 Tare Reid...
00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:13,008 They're all stupid spoiled whores!
00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,009 But the idea that we'll be whorish for money
00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:15,553 is belittling to our gender!
00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:16,720 Wendy, get a clue
00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:17,596 the only thing more important
00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,431 than being rich is being famous.
00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,600 Wow, you really sound like a dumb brat, Bebe!
00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,310 Thanks, Annie!
00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,980 God, get me out of this hick town!
00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:27,690 What a bunch of rednecks!
00:02:29,984 --> 00:02:32,027 Everybody is so fucking lame.
00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,445 Except for you, my little Tinkerbell.
00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,030 You love me vewy much don't you.
00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,323 How much you wove me?
00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,659 I'm gonna dress you up like a bunny!
00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,036 And then I'm gonna dress you up like a little princess!
00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,705 You're mine forever!
00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,039 [cell ringing]
00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,000 Whatever- oh, hey Gacy...
00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,210 Oh, another stupid store opening
00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,170 in some lame cowboy town.
00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:51,589 Oh it's so fucking stupid
00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,382 this whole town stinks like cows.
00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,176 I can't wait to get out of here. Grody.
00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,760 They have the lamest stores, too.
00:02:56,886 --> 00:02:59,221 I'm gonna go to Rome for the weekend I think,
00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,639 I don't know, Rome or Tokyo;
00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,725 either way it'll be totally boring, stupid.
00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,477 [hacking]
00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,396 I need to get wasted.
00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:08,898 I haven't had a drink in like, fourteen minutes.
00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:11,525 Why is everybody so stupid, anyway?
00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,986 I flashed all these hicks my boobs
00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,946 you should have seen the looks on their faces,
00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,865 stupid redneck idiots.
00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,658 Aaaaghgh!!
00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,076 Oh dear...
00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:24,496 Another dog killed itself!!
00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,041 Hey Jessie, hey Kal.
00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,417 Do you guys mind if I hang out with you?
00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,127 The other girls are acting really strange.
00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,754 Sure, Wendy.
00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,547 We were just trying to think of something to do.
00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:35,716 Oh, well, you wanna maybe go to the art museum?
00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,426 Nah, that sounds really dull.
00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,552 Hey, I know!
00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,678 Let's make a video tape
00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:40,846 of us having sex with boys!
00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:41,805 What?
00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,390 I just got...
00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,226 The Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset!
00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:48,103 ♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset ♪
00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,064 We can make videos that get out on the internet!
00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,857 Yeah!!
00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,985 ♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset ♪
00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:55,986 ♪ Show the whole world ♪
00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,988 ♪ what a slut you are ♪
00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,323 [announcer] <i>Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset</i>
00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,534 <i>comes with video camera, night vision filter, play money</i>
00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:05,579 <i>lose-able cell phone and sixteen hits of ecstasy.</i>
00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,624 ♪ Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset ♪
00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,919 ♪ Let everyone see your koo-hoo-hooch ♪
00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:14,171 I'm pretending to be calling my friends on the cell phone,
00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,048 while my man waits for more sex!
00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,300 You're a Stupid Spoiled Whore!
00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,844 Where are you going Wendy?
00:04:21,387 --> 00:04:23,013 Waahhhh!
00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:26,809 Wahghghgghghgh!!
00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,977 It's alright, Miss Hilton,
00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,395 we'll find you another dog.
00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,689 Aaaaahghgg!
00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:32,564 There, there, now.
00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,066 Let's just get you back home, shall we?
00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:38,404 Booo-boooo...
00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,406 Wait wait, stop the car!
00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,033 Stop the car you fucking moron!
00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,786 Look at how cuute!
00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,080 I want that! I want <i>that</i>!
00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,374 ♪ Loo loo loo, I've got some apples ♪
00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,459 ♪ Loo loo loo, you got some, too ♪
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,545 It's adorable!
00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:55,838 ♪ Loo loo loo let's make some applesauce ♪
00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,923 ♪ Take off our clothes and loo loo loo ♪
00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,883 Look at his wittle puff ball!
00:05:00,009 --> 00:05:01,969 I'm going to feed you and take care of you
00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,054 and call you "Mr. Biggles"!
00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:05,639 My name's Butters.
00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,141 Driver put Mr. Biggles in the car.
00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,351 I want to find a bear costume for him!
00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,687 Won't he be so cute dressed up as a bear?
00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,148 Paris, I believe this is somebody's child.
00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:15,399 I want it.
00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:16,775 I don't think you can actually--
00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,319 I want it, I waaant it!!
00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:21,155 Alright, alright, come on, young man.
00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,991 I'm sorry, ma'am, I'd like to be your boyfriend and all,
00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,784 even though you have kind of a big nose,
00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,161 but my parents told me
00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:29,455 never get into a car with a stranger.
00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,582 Well did they say anything about limousines?
00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:34,918 Butters, never get into a car with a stranger...
00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,879 unless its a limousine.
00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:40,132 Oh, yeah, actually they did say that'd be alright...
00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,425 Get in the limo, Mr. Biggles!
00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,136 We're gonna have a bear costume made for you!
00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:47,222 [TV announcer] <i>...and now, back to "The Price Is Right"!</i>
00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,641 [sigh]
00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:52,770 Hi sweetie... What's the matter?
00:05:52,895 --> 00:05:54,188 Mom, Dad, I'm growing concerned
00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:57,274 about the role models young women have in today's society.
00:05:58,317 --> 00:05:59,360 Oh?
00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:00,778 It seems that lewdness and shallowness
00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,112 are being exalted,
00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,656 while intellectualism is looked down upon.
00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,575 Gosh.
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,118 I think young women are being marketed to
00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:11,538 by corrupt, moral-less corporations.
00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,874 Well... we'll get right on fixing that, sweetie.
00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,668 Wanna watch "The Price Is Right"?
00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:20,839 Dad, there's a new store at the mall
00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:21,673 called "Stupid Spoiled Whore"
00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:23,759 and I'm going to go there and buy a thong.
00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,760 What!?
00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,054 No daughter of mine is going to dress like a whore!
00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:29,139 We're marching down to that store right now young lady!
00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,894 Oh my God!
00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:37,064 Well, this place is-- oh my God!
00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,358 Mrs. Faulk, you're buying this stuff for your daughter?
00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,360 It's what's 'in' right now.
00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:42,194 I can't have my little girl
00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,987 be the only one not in a trend,
00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,197 she'll be unpopular!
00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:46,573 Unpopular?
00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:47,533 If she's not a <i>whore</i>?
00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,952 But these are our girls!
00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,745 I think it's empowering for them!
00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,581 I mean, sure, if a man wants to be a whore it's "normal".
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,292 But if a woman wants to be one, it's "wrroonnngg"!
00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,294 That's right! Yeah! - Uh-huh!
00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,256 Yeah, when a man pees standing up, it's "normal"
00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:05,175 but if a woman does it, it's "wweeiird"!
00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,010 Yeah! - That's right!
00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:09,513 Yeah! Like when men shave their balls its fine
00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:12,808 but when a woman does it, she's "strraaaanggee"!
00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,894 It's not fair! - You said it! Yeah!
00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,104 All the girls in South Park
00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,647 are gonna be total sluts from now on.
00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,399 So you can just get used to it.
00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,526 Yeah... Will you buy me that purse I want over there?
00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,778 I'll do anything 'cause I'm a whore.
00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,655 Ooohh... sure I can buy a purse.
00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,322 Dad!
00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,324 No, Wendy, I think they're right.
00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,994 You see, you have to believe in the rights of women.
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,912 For too long they've had to live a double standard--
00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,706 Ooh, yeah--
00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,458 I'm sorry I've been so chauvinistic, Wendy.
00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,750 From now on you can have whatever you want
00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:39,668 from this store.
00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,961 I'll help make you the stupidest,
00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,838 most spoiled whore of them all!
00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,465 Hooray! - Alright!
00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,302 Butters, would you mind telling us
00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,512 why you're dressed up like a bear?
00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:54,349 Oh. Well, uh... my sorta-girlfriend
00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:55,767 dressed me up like this.
00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:56,810 Your girlfriend?
00:07:57,436 --> 00:08:00,314 There you are Mr. Biggles oh, I thought I'd lost you!
00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,399 Promise you'll never leave me!
00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:06,028 Butters, you're dating Paris Hilton?
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,613 You are grounded, mister!
00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,740 I'm sorry...
00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:13,452 Uh, sweetheart, isn't Paris Hilton worth a lot of money?
00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,245 Chris, she's more than twice Butters' age!
00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,539 And more than 3 billion times his net worth...
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,541 Everybody adores that girl, darling,
00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,043 we should be nice to her, too.
00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,461 Especially if she's in love with our son.
00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:25,756 Uh, Paris would you like to have some cocoa with us?
00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,218 [hacking]
00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,220 With schnapps and scotch.
00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,721 [hack]
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,557 So, Paris, I understand you're from
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,267 the prestigious Hilton family.
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,560 Very nice hotels.
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,896 I gotta get outta here, this place is stupid.
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,189 Where am I?
00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:44,149 Oh, I want to take Mr. Biggles with me.
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,235 With you where?
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,903 To live with me forever and ever
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,488 you dumb broad- how much?
00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:51,823 How much? ...for Butters?
00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,784 Butters... is our son.
00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:54,826 He's not for sale.
00:08:54,952 --> 00:08:56,745 I'll give you two hundred million dollars for it.
00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,456 Excuse me?
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,751 I said I'll give you two hundred million dollars for it.
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,800 I'll write you a check for Mr. Biggles right now.
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,093 Chris, is she serious?
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,636 Uh, Butters, why don't you take Paris
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,388 up to your room for a little while.
00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,681 Mommy and daddy have to talk.
00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,641 Mom, Dad, I love you.
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:18,809 Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton--
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,936 Butters, right now!
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,814 We aren't honestly considering this?
00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:25,232 Darling, Paris is a billionaire!
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,984 She can give Butters everything he wants!
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,902 We'd be terrible parents not to consider it!
00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,612 But he's our son!
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,281 I know darling, but look...
00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,825 We have to think about the rest of the family.
00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:36,827 The rest of the family- you mean us?
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,329 Yes, us - the rest of the family!
00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:43,083 What should we do, Mr. Biggles? I drank too much!
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,503 Oh my God I'm so wasted!
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,172 The room is all spinny...
00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:52,634 I'm... totally... passing out...
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,140 [squish]
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,183 [squish-squish]
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,938 [school bell ringing]
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,109 Hey Bebe, I heard you were having a party tonight.
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,402 You wouldn't be interested, Wendy.
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,445 My parents are out of town
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,071 so it's a Stupid Spoiled Whore party.
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,990 I'm a stupid spoiled whore.
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,576 Right, please Wendy, you're like,
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,286 class president and stuff.
00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,954 Yeah, and you get straight A's in school!
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,122 You're not even spoiled
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,999 because your parents give money to charity!
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,459 You don't want to go to this party, Wendy.
00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,960 We're inviting all the boys
00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,086 and we're gonna play Spin the Bottle
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:29,004 and Two Minutes in the Closet
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,005 and do ketamine!
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,423 That's okay.
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,675 Oh please, do you even know what ketamine is?
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,760 Yes!
00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,470 See, you are too smart.
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,639 Yeah, we have no idea what ketamine is!
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,265 Sorry Wendy, you're just not a whore.
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,391 Get lost!
00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:42,392 [all] Yeah!
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,355 Hey, we better start inviting boys to the party!
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,482 Ooh, look here comes Clyde!
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:49,650 Party at my house tonight, Clyde.
00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:50,942 You're invited!
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,778 Mmm, I'd like a piece a that!
00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,154 I wanna do him!
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,447 Oh yeah, here comes Kyle.
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,532 Mmmmm, talk to me, kosher boy!
00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:59,493 I'd like to twizzle his pixie stick!
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,203 Party at my house tonight, Kyle!
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,539 Tweek and Jason, that'd be a great three way.
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,999 Yeah! They're invited, too!
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,167 Jason has a huge bulge.
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,002 You're gonna get it boys!
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,587 Now here's what I'm talkin' about--
00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,422 a little midnight blue!
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,675 Yeah, I'd like to wax his crankshaft.
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,094 Be at Bebe's house tonight at seven!
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,429 [clearing throat]
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,395 Look, here comes Kevin!
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,771 Hey Kevin, party at my house!
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,357 I'd like to gargle his marbles!
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,608 Yeah, you said it!
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,694 See ya there, Kev!
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,073 [in girl's voice] Ooh, there's Cartman,
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,575 we should invite him to the party for sure.
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:45,288 Fuck you Milly, fuck you Annie,
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,624 fuck you Bebe, fuck you whatever your name is
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,544 and fuck you, bitch.
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,214 Huh... [squish] isn't that...
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,590 Well that is the darndest thing I ever saw.
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,050 [knock on door] Gasp!
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,094 Miss Hilton? Miss Hilton?
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,263 Ugh... where am I?
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,725 Ewwww! This room is all middle class and small!
00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:07,060 Miss Hilton, we've talked it over all night and...
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,729 While your offer is enticing,
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:11,022 I'm afraid we just can't sell you our son
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,190 for two hundred million dollars.
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,610 It'll have to be two hundred and fifty million.
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,862 Cash, up front.
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,238 Oh, hamburgers!
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,158 Yay, Mr. Biggles your mine forever!
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,618 Please, I don't wanna live with her!
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,371 She's snores real bad, and she has a huge nose,
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:27,748 and this squishy thing that lives in her pants!
00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,833 Please, please don't sell me to her!!
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,961 Alright, Butters, tell you what,
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,173 if you can raise the two hundred and fifty million dollars yourself
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,799 you can stay!
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,801 How am I supposed to make that kind of money?
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,303 It's called working, young man.
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,847 Your grandfather was a coal miner for fifty years!
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:44,848 He never complained!
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,141 Get out there and start digging!
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:50,103 Yes sir... I gotta mine some coal really fast!
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,106 That should keep him busy for a while
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,108 while we get this transaction finished.
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,777 Now, Miss Hilton, how shall we start?
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,660 Okay, that's two minutes!
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,454 You can come out now Clyde and Beth!
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:08,497 Woooo!! - Alright Beth!
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,831 How was he Beth!
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,125 We had a great time, didn't we Clyde?
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:16,838 Baahhhh... owwie.... owwiieee...
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,758 [knock on door]
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,678 Oh hey, what's going on.
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,846 I'm, uh, here for the party.
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,848 Yeah? Who invited you?
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,518 Oh, uh... Kelly, Kelly invited me.
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,435 Kelly who?
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,313 Kelly Ruther-ford-min-skin...
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,565 Kelly Rutherfordminskin?
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,858 Yeah?
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,069 Did you invite him? - No.
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:42,155 Oh wait! Wait! It wasn't her, I forgot,
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,242 it was Kelly Pinkertonsonfordter.
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,993 Kelly Pinkertonsonfordter?
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,537 What?
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,247 Oh God dammit!
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,748 [doorbell ringing]
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,420 Oh, hello, Wendy are you alright?
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,172 No... I need help.
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,049 From me?
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,384 Actually, I was hoping to see your boyfriend.
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,885 Well, sure, come on in.
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,012 Mr. Slave is right over here.
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:13,061 Errrrhghgh! Oh, Jesus! Jesus Christ!
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,981 Mr. Slave, little Wendy from class wants to see you.
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,440 Oh, hi Wendy.
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,277 You need help with your math homework?
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,779 No, I need help becoming a dirty whore like you.
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,115 Oh dear.
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,491 Mr. Slave, I think you and Wendy better have
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,284 a little talk.
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,618 I'll make some cocoa.
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,372 Mr. Slave, you're the most perverted, lewd,
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,331 depraved slut I know.
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,416 Thank you, sweetie.
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,084 Can you teach me your secret, fast?
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,295 Honey, I didn't work to become a whore.
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,255 I was born a whore.
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,341 I've been one... ever since I can remember...
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,926 Ever since I was a little boy
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,096 I seemed to enjoy... different things.
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,515 Mommy, I think I have a fever...
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,476 Can you take my temperature?
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:56,688 Ooh, Jesus Christ!
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,398 As I got older,
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,901 I found that one boy was never enough...
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,235 Hey, there's that queer kid!
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,320 Let's tackle him!
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,238 Hey yeah! Tackle the queer kid!
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,657 Yeah! - Get him! We'll show you!
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,453 Oooh! Jesus Christ!
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,040 So you see, I can't make you into a whore, Wendy.
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:17,375 But why would you want to be one anyway?
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,919 Because all the other girls are.
00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,712 They're having a huge sex party right now
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,796 and I'm not invited.
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:22,839 A <i>what</i>?
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,466 For God's sake, where?
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,597 ♪ You work eighteen hours and what do you get ♪
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,558 ♪ parents sell you to Paris Hilton ♪
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,103 Look at that.
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,648 A bear... mining for coal.
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,317 Well, I never!
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,196 Well Butters, how did it go?
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,073 Did you dig up two hundred million dollars worth of coal?
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,699 Well, no, not quite...
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,284 Oh well, too bad,
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,911 Miss Hilton did raise the money
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,329 so you'll be going off with her.
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,081 Aw, shucks.
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,876 Bye sweetie, we love you!!
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,504 Smile Mr. Biggles!
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,506 This time I have to get a picture of my new pet
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,883 <i>before</i> anything happens!
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,135 Before what happens?
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,693 Aaagh!
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,698 Mr. Biggles? Mr. Biggles come back!
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,741 You better help me find him!
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,576 No Mr. Biggles, no money!
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,121 Oh, that troublemaking son of ours!
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,915 Butters you get back here or you are grounded, mister!
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,053 Oh, Jesus!
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,723 [record scratches to a halt]
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:55,932 Kids!
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:56,975 Kids!
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,143 Ooh, party foul!
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,477 Shut off the light!
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,562 Oh, thank God!
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,773 Girls what on Earth are you doing?
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,151 We're being Stupid Spoiled Whores.
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,278 Help, you gotta hide me!
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,072 Don't tell her I'm in here!
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,782 What did you do Wendy, go rat on us
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,076 because you're not invited to our Paris Hilton party?
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,662 Okay, I think this has all gone far enough.
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,998 Now look, the <i>last</i> person you want to be like
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,416 is Paris Hilton!
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,460 Mr. Biggles?
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,128 Paris Hilton is a nobody.
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,504 She may have money
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:29,591 but she's a thoughtless, talentless low-life.
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,968 Who the fuck are you calling a low-life?
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,012 Wow, Paris Hilton is at my party!
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,346 I rule!
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,973 Aaaghgh!
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,517 Hon, will you just tell these girls
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,895 that being a whore isn't such a great thing?
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,271 What isn't great about it?
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,940 What's more to life than partying?
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,276 Look, girls, I've partied a lot, okay?
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,779 And I'm telling you there's more to life.
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,240 You don't even know what partying is, loser!
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,785 Sweetie, really, don't go there, okay.
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,161 Oh I went there! I went there,
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,663 took some pictures and flew back already!
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:01,664 [all] Oooh!
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,458 Wow, what a bitch!
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,086 Sweetie, listen, I know you've done some "partying"
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,837 in your bubbled little rich life
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:08,922 but you don't even want to <i>know</i>
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:10,507 the kind of stuff I've done.
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,258 I'm the real whore
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,219 and I'm telling you it isn't great.
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,305 Oh yeah? I challenge you to a whore off!
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,473 [all] Oooh!
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,891 Whore off!
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,434 Whore off!
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:27,190 Uh testing, hello... okay, welcome everyone.
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,317 Uh, the South Park Chamber of Commerce
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,112 is pleased to bring you the first annual
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:34,364 Who is the Biggest Whore Showdown.
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,700 [cheers & applause]
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,911 Mr. Slave has no idea what he's in for!
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,371 Paris is gonna rock his world!
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,164 Uh... I'm not quite sure
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,834 how we start this competition off, but--
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,877 I'll show you how we start it off!
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,257 [all] Oooh!
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,679 What is Mr. Slave doing?
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,805 He's just sitting there!
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,849 Give him time, Wendy, give him time.
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,100 [whispering] Come on, Mr. Slave.
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,227 Back off!
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:07,730 None of you losers are enough for <i>me</i>!
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:14,404 Grhghgghgh.... oh yeah... uhhhhh....
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,530 [all] Oooh!
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,574 ♪ Ta-daaaaaa ♪
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,742 [cheers & applause]
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,578 Oh no, she di-n't!
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,596 [coughing] Oh Jesus...
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:48,646 Arhgghgh!!
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:53,902 Grrghghg! Grrrghgh! Grghgghgh!
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:54,944 Grrrrghghghg!
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,031 Ooohh... Jesus...
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,952 [cheers & applause]
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,495 Now <i>that's</i> a whore!
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,001 Wow... I guess Paris isn't such hot shit after all.
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,961 People, don't applaud me,
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,755 I'm a dirty whore!
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:17,508 Being spoiled and stupid and whorish
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,386 is supposed to be a bad thing, remember?
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,597 Parents if you don't teach your children
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,058 that people like Paris Hilton are supposed to be despised
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,018 where are they gonna learn it?
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,313 You have to be the-- ooh, Jesus Christ
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,357 you have to be the ones to make sure
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,901 your daughters aren't looking up to the wrong people!
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,070 The homosexual is right.
00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:40,281 From now on, Bebe, you're going to dress like a little girl.
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,158 Wendy, we're sorry we called you names
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,118 like "not stupid", and "not spoiled".
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,037 Yeah, and I didn't mean to say you weren't a whore.
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,205 That's okay guys.
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,624 So... So that's it?
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,793 No two hundred million dollars?
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,212 Well, Butters, I hope you're happy!
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:57,757 I'm a baaad bear... I'm a very bad ol' bear.
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:00,051 You're a grounded ol' bear!
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,762 Erghghgh... Grhghghggh...
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,515 Oh my God it's so gross!
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,267 Let me outta here!
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,606 What the fuck is that?
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,985 Paris, you must find your way out of this place
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,528 or you'll surely die.
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,029 What?
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,155 Make your way to small intestine.
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:22,949 There you will meet the Sparrow Prince
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,409 who can guide you to Catatafish.
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,910 Now go Paris Hilton, make haste!
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,580 ♪ A great adventure ♪
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,958 ♪ is waiting for you ahead ♪
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:37,338 ♪ Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead ♪
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,717 ♪ The road ahead is full of danger and fright ♪
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,927 ♪ but push onward Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,429 ♪ with all of your might ♪
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:45,513 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,181 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:48,099 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,225 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,935 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,061 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:52,937 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,397 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,231 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,399 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:57,817 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:58,693 ♪ Paris Hilton ♪
00:21:59,235 --> 00:21:59,902 ♪ Stupid whore ♪

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