Детский сад — Друзья в панике, потому что их старый знакомый Трент Бойетт выходит из тюрьмы и хочет им отомстить. Они ищут помощи у шестиклассников и у Шелли.

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Детский сад

Preschool

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Описание

Друзья в панике, потому что их старый знакомый Трент Бойетт выходит из тюрьмы и хочет им отомстить. Они ищут помощи у шестиклассников и у Шелли.

Субтитры

00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:10,219 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,470 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,931 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,474 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,438 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,314 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,524 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:24,483 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,239 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,575 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:37,455 ...called <i>Man From Atlantis</i>
00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,248 and he had, like, webbed fingers--
00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,833 Kyle, Kenny, I have to talk to you right now!
00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:41,917 Okay, hang <i>on</i> a second--
00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,044 Right now, God damn it!
00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,086 Alright, alright!
00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,629 Dude, what is the matter with you?
00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:50,217 Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall.
00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,552 What?
00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,387 Trent Boyett, the kid from preschool?
00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,347 Yeah, he just got paroled!
00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:58,267 Oh no, no...
00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,144 Hey, gay-bots, what's going on?
00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,563 Trent Boyett is being released from juvenile hall.
00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,231 Really that's cool, when did--
00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,358 What did you say?
00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,652 Trent Boyett?
00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:10,237 Meanest, dirtiest, toughest kid in the world,
00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:11,989 super-pissed-off- at-us Trent Boyett?
00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,407 Yeah.
00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,201 Oh holy Jesus God.
00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:16,535 What the hell are we gonna do?
00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,536 Is it true?
00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,205 Trent Boyett is getting out?
00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,372 It's true.
00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:22,458 Oh Jesus, oh Christ in heaven,
00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,334 I gotta hide!
00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,961 Ah, oh boy, ah...
00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,633 He's gonna come for us.
00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:31,967 We are dead men.
00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:33,594 Look, maybe he's forgiven us.
00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,597 I mean, we were only in preschool.
00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,522 Dude, let's play firemen.
00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:46,398 Totally, dude, let's play firemen!
00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:49,110 Jews can't be firemen.
00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:51,320 Shut up, fat ass!
00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,863 Don't call me fat, you stupid Jew!
00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,201 Hey, Kenny's right.
00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,869 We should put out a real fire.
00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,371 Then we'll be heroes.
00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:01,580 But how do we start a fire?
00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,250 Trent Boyett will do it!
00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,335 He's the toughest, baddest kid in preschool.
00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,004 Say uncle!
00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,339 Uncle!
00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,715 Say uncle!
00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:13,300 Uncle!
00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,804 What do you want?
00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,806 Do you know how to start a fire?
00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:22,184 Sure, I burn lots a stuff.
00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,353 Start one, then we're gonna put it out.
00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,855 We're firemen!
00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:29,108 Do you even know how to put out a fire?
00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,568 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:32,153 We play fireman all the time.
00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:34,363 Don't worry, Trent.
00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,408 Alright, fine.
00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,329 Hey, fellas, you better be careful.
00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,539 Shut up, Butters.
00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,249 We know what we're doing.
00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,501 Oh, alright, then.
00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,921 Wow, cool.
00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:51,797 Code seven.
00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,048 Bring in the firemen.
00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,218 Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang.
00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,469 Come on, firemen, put out the fire.
00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,433 We're heroes!
00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,184 We saved the school.
00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:07,271 Hey, put it out!
00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,190 Trent Boyett, what have you done now?!
00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,400 They said they could put it out.
00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,819 Children, get back away now!
00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,073 Arrrrghhh!
00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,201 I'm burning!
00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:22,411 Put it out! Put it out!
00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,502 Come on, hurry!
00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:32,880 We gotta get her to the hospital.
00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,718 Dude, we are in so much trouble.
00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:38,802 My mom is gonna break my legs.
00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:41,013 Hey, we didn't start the fire;
00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,181 Trent Boyett did.
00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,558 That's true.
00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,019 You boys, Trent is trying to tell us
00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,771 the fire was your idea.
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,813 No.
00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,357 Not us, we're good kids.
00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,108 Tell them it was an accident.
00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,443 You thought you could put it out.
00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,112 Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.
00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:58,864 I thought so.
00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,366 Alright, that's it, Trent.
00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,159 You're going to Juvenile Hall for a long time.
00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,619 Butters, you saw!
00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,704 Tell them what happened.
00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,539 Aw, gee wiz, Trent,
00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:08,499 I-I don't wanna get involved
00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:11,877 or else my parents will ground me.
00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,213 You better pray I never get out of Juvenile Hall.
00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:17,132 You better all pray!
00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,554 Dude, when he gets out of Juvenile Hall,
00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,181 he's gonna wanna kill us.
00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,808 Whatever.
00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,977 That's like five years from now.
00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,061 Yeah, who cares!
00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,480 Alright, yay! - Yeah, alright!
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,232 We did it!
00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,360 And now it's five years later
00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,654 and Trent Boyett is being released.
00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,571 Oh Jesus, he's gonna kill us.
00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:40,864 We gotta tell our parents!
00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,783 We can't tell our parents, dude.
00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:43,909 We lied to everybody.
00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:44,660 Nobody knows we're responsible
00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,577 for Miss Claridge's accident.
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:48,956 Shhh-here comes Miss Claridge now.
00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,543 Hello, Miss Claridge.
00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,338 Are you having a nice day, Miss Claridge?
00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,429 You guys what the fuck are we gonna do?
00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:03,846 In case you've forgotten,
00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,180 Trent Boyett is the meanest kid we ever knew.
00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,765 He's gonna tear us apart.
00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,350 Look, that was a long time ago.
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,811 Maybe Trent Boyett has forgotten all about it.
00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,043 Everything you had on you
00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,336 when you were first brought in here
00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:37,463 will now be returned.
00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,549 One <i>Crayola</i> eight pack with crayon sharpener.
00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,553 One pair of plastic round-tip scissors.
00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,764 One marble: blue.
00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,226 And one...
00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:53,604 Switchblade knife with "kill all betrayers"
00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:56,690 written on the blade... Black.
00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,323 Trent, where you gonna go?
00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:08,285 I gots business to take care of.
00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,002 Ahh!
00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,296 Butters?
00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,259 Oh, oh, h-hi, Dad.
00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:27,221 Butters, what is wrong with you?
00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,348 Nothin's wrong, sir; nothin' at all.
00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,183 You've been shut up in your room for days, Butters.
00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,351 You need to go outside.
00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,602 Go play.
00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,269 Outside?
00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,604 No way!
00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,772 Why not?
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,357 No reason!
00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,691 Butters, we have had it with your moping around!
00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,151 You're gonna go outside
00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,319 and you're gonna play right now!
00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,612 But Dad, I just wanna stay in my room...
00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,494 Butters, play!
00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,164 Start playing right now, young man!
00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,292 ♪ Loo loo loo loo loo loo ♪
00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,879 ♪ I'm playin' playin'... ♪
00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,132 ♪ Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself a-♪♪
00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,847 T-T-Trent Boyett!
00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:10,681 Ahh!
00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,141 Agh!
00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,768 Dad, Mom, I'm done playing now!
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,396 Ahh!
00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:18,522 Let me in, Dad!
00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,442 Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door!
00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,569 What on earth is the matter with him?
00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:25,988 Just keep the door locked, honey.
00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,739 Butters can't just be a house hermit his whole life.
00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,366 Oh God, he's coming!
00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,868 Oh hamburgers, he's gonna kill me!
00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,370 I just can't stand to hear him scream like that.
00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,746 I'm gonna go upstairs.
00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,332 Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door right now!
00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,042 You gotta open--
00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,131 Oh, hey, Trent Boyett!
00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,757 Gosh, haven't seen you in a while.
00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,010 Five years.
00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,554 It's been five long, miserable years.
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,307 Look, Trent, I-I know you're awful sore
00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,309 about pre-preschool and all,
00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:57,019 but, well, that was a long time ago.
00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,312 I mean, we were just kids.
00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,773 Please, don't hurt me, Trent.
00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,817 I'll give you anything you want, you name it.
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,319 Can you give me back my time, huh?
00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:06,612 Can you do that?
00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,197 Kindergarten, first grade, second.
00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,490 Can you give me that?
00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,034 Well, no, Trent, I'm not like
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,077 a time-traveler or nothing.
00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,579 I'm gonna give you something you didn't give me,
00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,788 a five-second head start.
00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,123 No Trent, I ain't gonna run,
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,458 we-we can talk this through--
00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,542 Four seconds...
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,627 But Trent, now listen to me, I'm sorry for the--
00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:22,544 ...Three seconds.
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,629 Oh, hamburgers!
00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,176 Thanks so much for coming to visit Butters
00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,762 in the hospital, boys, it means a lot to him.
00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,893 What happened to him, Doctor?
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,520 From the test results it would appear your child
00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,355 was tortured by a bully.
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,232 He received a massive snuggee,
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,359 his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him.
00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:48,237 He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms,
00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,321 a charlie horse on the thigh
00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,823 and a second-degree titty twister.
00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,367 And from the damage to his head area, it appears
00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,410 he was given a swirlie--
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,579 a colossal one.
00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,082 It also looks like he received a noogie and...
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,751 a polish bike ride.
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,419 What's that?
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,671 We aren't sure.
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:06,922 We only know that there is no cure.
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,508 If only we had let him in.
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,467 Why didn't we let him inside the house
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,511 when he was screaming for help?
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,888 Now, honey, we were trying to read.
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,515 We've got to tell them who did this, you guys.
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,016 We're gonna get it as bad as Butters.
00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,226 That's nothing compared to what my mom will do to me
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,852 if she finds out I've been lying for five years!
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,230 Maybe you didn't hear so good in there, Kyle.
00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:24,773 Second-degree titty twister!
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,899 Calm down, you guys.
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,276 We don't have to go tell our parents.
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,319 We just need to go out and get some protection.
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,238 How the hell are condoms going to help us?!
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:35,951 Sorry... Never mind.
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,495 I'm talking about hiring somebody bigger than Trent
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,454 to protect us from him.
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,789 Come on!
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,088 I'm gonna jump the wall of fire.
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:53,927 Yeah, that was sweet!
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,513 Hey, look!
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,474 Dude, we shouldn't be here.
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,892 Stay cool, guys.
00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,269 If anybody can protect us from Trent Boyett,
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,062 it's the sixth graders.
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,939 Stupid little fourthies!
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:22,539 What are you little fourthies doing at our hangout?
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:26,251 We've come to... Ask you for help.
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,002 Help?!
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,049 We need you to protect us...
00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,216 from a bully.
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,719 Yeah, and what do we get for it?
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,932 A 12-pack of <i>Dr. Pepper,</i>
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:44,186 a <i>Chutes and Ladders</i> game, used only three times,
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,229 a DVD of <i>Harry Potter Two,</i>
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,231 and a coupon for a free side of fries
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,691 with the purchase of any deluxe hamburger
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,568 at <i>Red Robin.</i>
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,153 All this can be yours.
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:59,493 You're gonna have to do better than that, fourthies!
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,869 Well, well, what do you want?
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,413 You're Stan Marsh, right?
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,290 Yeah.
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,833 Ooh!
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:11,338 We want a picture of your mom's boobs.
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,048 Yeah! - Sweet!
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,341 What?!
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,218 Your mom has the sweetest boobs ever.
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:16,593 Yeah!
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,679 I totally wanna suck your mom's tits.
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:19,638 Dude, weak!
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:23,600 Come back with a naked picture of your mom.
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,726 No!
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,062 Then we aren't helping you.
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,606 Wait, we'll do it.
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,734 It has to be a good picture, too.
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,155 So long, fourthies.
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,496 Okay, so now we just need to get a picture
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,039 of Stan's mom naked.
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,290 Cool.
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,301 That's the preschool teacher, Miss Claridge.
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,345 Poor woman suffered such horrible burns
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,723 she can only communicate by beeping once for "yes"
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,141 and twice for "no".
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,102 Oh, hello, Miss Claridge.
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,603 Nice day, isn't it?
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,065 Need help across the street, Miss Claridge?
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,903 Oh, alright, then.
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,917 Miss Claridge, you alright?
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,379 You can talk to me, Miss Claridge.
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,631 I understand, one beep for "yes" and two for "no".
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,217 Don't you think you should get out of the street?
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,345 Look, you don't have to be so cold.
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,638 I'm just trying to help.
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,268 Ooh, sorry!
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,242 Can Kyle come out and play?
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,661 Oh, Kyle isn't home right now, hon.
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,580 Thank you, ma'am.
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,961 You see, Mom, all the kids at school were told
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,380 to bring a picture of their mom's breasts
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:18,131 for anatomy class.
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,090 I don't know, son.
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,467 That sounds awfully strange.
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,594 You can not have a picture of my hot breasts.
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,262 But Mom, my teacher will--
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,514 No, no, no, you gotta go,
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,516 But Mom...
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,851 But Mom...
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:30,811 But Mom...
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,355 This is hopeless.
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,523 Why don't you just sneak in your mom's closet
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,233 and get a picture when she changing clothes?
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,526 That's sick, dude, I'm not taking a picture
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,568 of my mom's boobs.
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,110 I will.
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,195 No, you're not doing it either.
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,112 We just have to find something
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,697 that looks like boobs to take a picture of.
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,408 What else has big round squishy globes?
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,745 Draw the, um, you gotta draw the nipples,
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,288 like, on the bottom of my ass cheeks.
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,123 No, the nipples are more in the middle, see?
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,708 Yeah, but Stan's mom is old,
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,043 that means her nipples sag more to the bottom now.
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,378 How do you know?
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,921 Will you guys trust me, I know this stuff.
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,006 Alright, fine.
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,052 Oh, wait.
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,136 We forgot the necklace!
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,138 Oh, yeah!
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,439 God, I hope this works.
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,153 Excuse me...
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,864 What do you want now?
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,907 We... we got it.
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,702 You got a picture of your mom's boobs?
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,745 No way!
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,377 Hey, hold on a second,
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:41,131 these are, like, the hottest tits I've ever seen!
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,591 Whoa! - Check 'em out.
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,217 Give me that.
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,677 Woah!
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,387 I knew she had a hot rack.
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,138 Yeah! - Sure did.
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,139 Uh-huh! - Uh-huh!
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,600 Oh my God, those are so hot.
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,731 Okay, so now you'll help us take care of Trent Boyett?
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:01,318 Oh, alright, we'll let this Trent Boyett kid know
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,613 that if he messes with you, he's messing with us.
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,655 Alright! - Alright!
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,531 You guys, we're free!
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,741 We haven't a care in the world.
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,618 Alright!
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,368 I need three minutes alone with the picture
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,786 behind the bushes.
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,788 I get to take the picture behind the bushes after you.
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:17,208 I'm taking it to the bushes first!
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,336 Dude, are we gonna be like that someday?
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,296 Nah.
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,094 Man, I woulda loved to have seen the look
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,346 on Trent Boyett's face
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,555 when all the sixth graders showed up.
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:31,765 Yeah.
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,557 Trent's just lucky he didn't mess with us.
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,391 I woulda kicked his ass.
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,476 Hey, look.
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,769 What is Miss Claridge doing?
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,605 Miss Claridge?
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,815 She won't talk to anybody, boys.
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,735 Some say she's just given up hope.
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,532 You guys, you know what we should do?
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,534 We should get a--
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,421 Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,424 Indian sunburns and titty twisters in my life!
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,467 Get a cold towel on that pink belly!
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,761 Doctor we've got another snuggie here!
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,262 Over there!
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,016 Another wet willy?
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,601 Worst one yet.
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,520 It's all slimy and spitty...
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,649 Give the poor kid some morphine.
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,859 Dude, what happened?
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,862 We... told him not to mess with you guys...
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,991 We told him... you paid us...
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,826 Oh Jesus, you told him that?
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,286 Boys, you have to let him rest.
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,789 Some mean kid gave him a Texas chili bowl.
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,499 What's that?
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,751 It involves <i>Tabasco sauce,</i> a telephone, and the anus.
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,463 I don't know what kind of kid would do this to other people.
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,674 I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,759 on that kid's bad side.
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,471 We're dead.
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,390 Trent knows we sent the sixth graders after him.
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,851 He's gonna give us all Texas chili bowl.
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,728 We gotta move way.
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,813 We gotta get as far away from this town as possible.
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,314 No, no, we've just got to find better help.
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,315 From who?
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:04,899 We can't ask adults for help
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,943 and there's nobody tougher than sixth graders!
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,988 There is... one person.
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,955 Shelley...
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,625 Shut up, turd, I'm watching television!
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,378 Shelley, you're my sister, right?
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,463 And families depend on each other--
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:31,092 I said shut up or I will destroy you, turd!
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,803 Shelley, somebody is going to kill me
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,889 and I can't go to Mom or Dad for help,
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,976 so you're kinda the only person I have I-I-left.
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:49,444 Stop crying, turd!
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,279 Now who's gonna kill you?
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,614 Trent Boyett.
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,032 He just got released from Juvenile Hall.
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,200 He was sent there for burning Miss Claridge,
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,951 but, actually, it was our fault.
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,870 Oh, you are such stupid turds.
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,872 We were only four years old at the time.
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,707 We didn't think about the past coming back to haunt us then.
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,167 We didn't think, and now he's gonna kill us!
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,960 Calm down, turd!
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,046 No Juvenile Hall turd is going to kill you.
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,464 That's <i>my</i> job.
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,924 So you're gonna help us?
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:11,841 Yes.
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:12,884 But I'm gonna want something in return.
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,886 A picture of your mom's boobs?
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,179 Shut up, turd!
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,389 You're going to admit to Miss Claridge what you did!
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,016 Admit it was our fault?
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,393 You can't run from your past, turds!
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,020 Apologize and make amends,
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,523 then I'll protect you from this Trent turd.
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,702 Miss Claridge, the people in town
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,038 are really worried about you.
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,542 Look, if you're having some kind of problem,
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,003 you have to be able to talk to people.
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,340 Just tell us this:
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,425 do you trust that we want what's best for you?
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,510 Yes or no.
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,013 Alright, fine.
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,516 But someday you're gonna have to learn to let people in!
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:03,893 Bitch.
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,566 Hi, Miss Claridge.
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,484 Uh, we have something to tell you.
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,654 The thing is, Miss Claridge,
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,990 we did a lot of stupid things when we were kids.
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,950 A lot of stupid things that we regret.
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,077 And it's time for us to come clean.
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,706 See, Miss Claridge, when we were little,
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,624 we used to play with our wieners a lot.
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,793 And one game we played was called "firemen"...
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,795 I've been lookin' for you.
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,007 Five years I been waitin' for this day.
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,719 Trent, look, we've realized our mistake!
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,845 Yes!
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,221 Our conscience got the best of us
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,764 and we were just about to tell everyone the truth.
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,433 You had five years to do that.
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,518 And while I wasted away my life in prison,
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,645 you've been enjoying nice, normal lives.
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,022 Our lives have not been enjoyable, Trent,
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,023 I promise you.
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,191 Don't tell me that.
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,692 I heard about the things you done.
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,860 But there were no magical Christmas adventures
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,528 with talking poo for me.
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,113 I didn't get to fight a huge mechanized Barbara Streisand
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:57,947 like you did.
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,116 No accidental trips to Afghanistan for Trent Boyett.
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,493 Stay away from us, Trent!
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,369 What is that?
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,454 It's my mom's tazer.
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,663 I took it from her purse.
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,832 Just back off, man!
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:08,833 Look, just take your punishment.
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,084 You deserve it!
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,045 Let me have my retribution and then it can be over with.
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,713 I am not going to have a titty twister!
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,298 I hate titty twisters!
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,758 You don't even know how to use that.
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,186 Agh!
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,962 So, Trent, you just had to finish off
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,672 your old preschool teacher, eh?
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:56,631 No, they did it!
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,550 Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,887 Miss Claridge, did Trent Boyett
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,264 do this to you?
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,392 "Yes, yes."
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,768 Take him away!
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,479 No, you gotta listen to me!
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,648 Dude, when he gets out he's gonna be really mad!
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:14,148 Whatever!
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,650 That's like five years from now!
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,818 Yeah, who cares!
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,735 Yeah! - Woo-hoo!
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,778 We did it!
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,031 So long, Trent, have a nice time.
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,032 ♪ Nya-nya-nya-nya nyaaaa-nya ♪
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,951 ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha haaaaa-ha ♪♪
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,872 Hey, hold on a second!
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:30,665 Uh-oh.
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,666 Boobs!
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,667 Boobs! - Boobs!
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,626 Oh my God, boobs!
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,044 I'm taking them to the bushes.
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,046 I'm taking them to the bushes first!

00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:23,100 Переведено RaMoS'ом scias@mail. ru
00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:30,100 Серия 810 Детский сад.
00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,100 Добро пожаловать в Саут-Парк!
00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:39,100 Ну так вот, его назвали человеком из Атлантиды, у него как-бы были перепонки между пальцми...
00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,100 Кайл, Кенни, мне надо поговорить с вами прямо сейчас!
00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,100 Хорошо.. Погоди я..
00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,100 - ПРЯМО СЕЙЧАС ЧЕРТ ВОЗЬМИ! - Хорошо, хорошо.
00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,100 Чувак, да что с тобой?
00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:50,100 Трент Бойет сегодня выходит из тюрьмы.
00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:54,100 - [ЧТО?!?!?!] - Трент Бойет?! Парень из деского сада?!
00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,100 Да, его досрочно освободили!
00:00:56,135 --> 00:00:58,100 О нет! Нет!
00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,100 Здарова, дурачье! Что новенького?
00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,100 Трент Бойет выходит из тюрьмы.
00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,100 Да? Прикольно! И когда...
00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:06,100 Что ты сказал?
00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:11,100 Трент Бойет?! Самый злобный, подлый и жестокий парень на Земле?! Супер -.. банутый парень Трент Бойет?!
00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,100 Да!
00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,100 О, Господи.. Боже..
00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,100 Что же нам теперь делать?!?!
00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:20,100 - Эй, это правда? Трент Бойет Выходит на свободу?! - Это правда.
00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:23,100 О, Господи Боже мой! Мне надо спрятаться!
00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,500 Он придет за нами.. Мы - трупы!
00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:36,100 А может он простил нас? Мы же тогда были всего лишь в детском саду.
00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:44,100 Чуваки, давайте играть в пожарников!
00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,600 Точно! Давайте играть в пожарников!
00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,100 Евреи не могут быть пожарниками!
00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,100 - Заткнись, жирдяй! - Не называй меня жирным, тупой еврей!
00:01:55,100 --> 00:02:00,100 Кенни прав. Давайте устроим настоящий пожар и потушим его. Тогда мы станем героями!
00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:06,100 - И как интересно мы его устроим? - Нам поможет Трент Бойет. Он самый злой и плохой парень в детском саду.
00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,100 - Говори "дядя"! - Дядя.
00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,100 - Говори "дядя"! - ДЯДЯ!
00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,100 Чего, жопоголовые, пялитесь?
00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,100 Ты знаешь, как устроить пожар?
00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:24,100 - Конечно! Я устраивал много пожаров! - Тогда устрой нам один! А мы его потушим.
00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,100 Мы - пожарники!
00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:32,100 - Да вы хоть, жопоголовые, знаете, как тушить пожар? - Да, да, мы все время в пожарников играем.
00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,100 Не волнуйся, Трент.
00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,100 Ну что ж, ладно.
00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:42,100 Ребят, вам лучше быть поосторожнее.
00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:46,100 - Заткнись, Баттерс, мы знаем, что делаем. - Ну тогда ладно..
00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:53,100 - Ух ты, круто! - Код 7. Зовите пожарников!
00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:58,100 Давайте, пожарники! Тушим огонь!
00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,100 Мы - герои! Мы спасли школу.
00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,100 Тушите его!
00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,100 - Трент Бойет, что ты на этот раз наделал? - Они сказали, что смогут это потушить.
00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,100 Дети, отойдите сейчас же!
00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:19,100 АААА! Я горююююююю!
00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,100 Тушите ее! Тушите ее!
00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:32,100 Давайте быстрее! Нам надо доставить ее в больницу!
00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:39,100 - Чуваки, у нас боольшие проблемы! - Моя мама мне ноги поотрывает!
00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:44,100 - Эй, но ведь это не мы начали пожар, а Трент Бойет! - Это правда.
00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:48,100 Ребята, Трент говорит, что пожар - ваша идея.
00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,100 - Нет! - Нет. Мы - хорошие дети.
00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,100 Скажите им, что это несчастный случай, вы думали, что сможете его потушить.
00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,100 Трент Бойет - лжет, сэр.
00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:02,100 Я так и думал! Ну что ж, Трент, ты отправишься в детскую тюрьму надолго.
00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,400 - Баттерс, ты все видел, скажи им правду! - Не знаю, Трент, я не хочу ввязываться в это дело. Если родители об этом узнают, они накажут меня.
00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:16,100 Тебе лучше молиться, чтоб я никогда не вышел из тюрьмы! Вам всем лучше молиться!
00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:24,100 Мужики, когда он выйдет из тюрьмы, то убьет нас!
00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,100 Да ладно вам! Это будет только через пять лет!
00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,100 Да, не стоит беспокоиться.
00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:41,100 - И вот прошло пять лет.. Трент Бойет выходит из тюрьмы.. - О, господи, он же убьет нас! Нам надо срочно обо всем рассказать родителям!
00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:46,100 Мы не можем никому рассказать, чел! Мы же лгали всем. Никто не знает, что это мы виноваты в происшествии с мисс Клэридж!
00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,100 Тише, вон идет мисс Клэридж.
00:04:50,100 --> 00:04:52,100 Здравствуйте, мисс Клэридж!
00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:56,100 Неплохой день, не правда ли, мисс Клэридж?
00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:06,100 Итак, мужики, что нам, бля, делать? Вы что, забыли, что Трент Бойет самый злобный парень на земле! Он нас на тряпки порвет!
00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:10,100 Послушайте, прошло уже много времени. Может он забыл про все?
00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,100 "Месть является для меня словом Божьим"
00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:29,100 "Никогда не забуду"
00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:36,100 Теперь ты получишь назад все то, что было при тебе когда ты сюда попал.
00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:41,100 Упаковка с восемью карандашами и точилкой внутри, одна штука.
00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:45,100 Ножницы пластиковые с закругленными концами. одна штука.
00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,100 Мраморный шарик, синий.
00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:54,100 И один.. раскладной нож с надписью "убить всех предателей" на лезвии.. черный.
00:06:01,100 --> 00:06:03,100 Трент, и куда ты теперь пойдешь?
00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,100 У меня есть одно незаконченное дело..
00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,100 Баттерс?
00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:24,100 Ээээ.. Привет, папа!
00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,100 Баттерс, что с тобой?
00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:29,100 Ничего, сэр, совсем ничего..
00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,100 Ты сидишь в своей комнате уже несколько дней! Иди погуляй на улице, поиграй.
00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,100 На улице?! Не хочу!
00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,100 - Но почему? - Просто так.
00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:42,100 Баттерс, мы уже устали от твоей хандры! Ты сейчас же пойдешь на улицу и будешь там играть!
00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,100 Но пап, я просто хочу посидеть в моей ком..
00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,100 Баттерс, играй!
00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,100 Начинайте играть, молодой человек!
00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:10,100 Тр.. Трент Бойет!
00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:14,100 Мама! Папа! Я наигрался!
00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,600 Мама! Папа! Откройте дверь!
00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,100 Да что же это такое с ним?
00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:28,100 Просто не открывай дверь, дорогая. Баттерс не сможет прожить отшельником у себя дома всю жизнь.
00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,100 О, Господи! Он приближается! Он убьет меня!
00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,100 Я не могу слышать эти крики..
00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,100 .. пойду наверх.
00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,100 Мама! Папа! Откройте дверь! Откройте дв...
00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:46,100 О, привет, Тр.. Трент Бойет. Давненько не виделись..
00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:51,100 Пять лет.. Прошло пять долгих, нудных лет..
00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:58,100 Трент, послушай... я знаю, что тебе было не сладко из-за всего этого, но ведь прошло уже много лет.. мы были просто детьми!
00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:04,100 Пожалуйста, не бей меня, Трент! Я дам тебе все, что ты захочешь, только скажи!
00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:09,100 Можешь мне вернуть мои пять лет, а?! Можешь?! Подготовительный класс, первый, второй, можешь мне это вернуть?
00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,100 Но Трент, я - не путешественник во времени или типа того..
00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:17,100 Я дам тебе то, что ты не дал мне: пять секунд на спасение..
00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,100 - Нет, Трент, я не буду убегать. Мы ведь можем просто поговорить. - Четыре секунды!.
00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,100 - Послушай, Трент, извини меня, я сожалею, что.. - Три секунды.
00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:31,100 Спасибо, что зашли к Баттерсу в больницу, мальчики. Для него это значит очень много.
00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,100 Что случилось с ним, доктор?
00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:41,100 Наши тесты показали, что, скорее всего, вашего мальчика избил хулиган.
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,100 Ему порядочно досталось. Его нижнее бельё было настолько сильно натянуто на затылок, что это могло убить мальчика.
00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:51,100 Он получил также два Идийских Солнечных Ожога на предплечьях, лошадиный удар по бедрам и искривление соска второй степени.
00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:56,100 По вреду, нанесенному в районе головы, можно утверждать. что он получил завихрение, причем катастрофическм большое.
00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:03,100 Также, по-видимому, он получил "нуги" и польский велосипедный перелом..
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:07,100 - А что это такое? - Мы не уверены, но точно знаем, что это очень больно и неприятно..
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:12,100 Если бы мы открыли ему дверь! Почему мы не дали ему спрятаться в доме, когда он просил о помощи?!
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,100 Потому что мы пытались почитать, дорогая..
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,100 Мы должны рассказать им, кто это сделал. Иначе с нами случится то же, что и с Баттерсом!
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,100 Ничто не сравнится с тем, что сделает моя мать, когда узнает, что мы лгали на протяжении пяти лет!
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:25,100 Может ты не расслышал, Кайл, искривление соска ВТОРОЙ степени!
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,100 Успокойтесь, мужики, мы не обязаны говорить нашим родителям. Нам просто надо пойти и найти себе защиту.
00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,100 Как,.. баныый в рот, гандоны нам смогут помочь?
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,100 Ээээ.. Извините.. Не обращайте внимания..
00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:40,100 Я говорю о найме кого-то, кто больше и сильнее Трента Бойета. Пойдем-те!
00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,100 Я перепрыгну через стену огня!
00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:54,100 Да! Круто было!
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,100 Эй, смотрите!
00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:03,100 - Чувак, нам бы не следовало сюда приходить. - Все в порядке, парни. Если кто и сможет защитить нас от Трента Бойета, то это - шестиклассники.
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,100 Тупые мелкие четвероклашки!
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:22,100 Что вы, мелкие четвероклашки, делаете на нашей территории?
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:28,100 - Мы пришли просить у вас помощи. - Помощи?!
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:36,100 - Мы хотим, чтобы вы защитили нас от.. хулигана.. - Да?! А что, интересно, мы получим за это?
00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,100 Двенадцать упаковок Dr. Pepper,
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:44,100 Игру "Лестницы и Змеи", использованную только три раза,
00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,100 "Гарри Поттер 2" на DVD,
00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:50,100 И купон на покупку картошки и любого гамбургера со скидкой в "Red Robin".
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,100 Все это может быть вашим!
00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:59,100 Вам бы лучше достать что-нибудь получше этого, четвероклашки.
00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,100 И что вы хотите?
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,100 Ты - Стэн Марш, так?
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,600 Ну да..
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,100 Мы хотим фотку сисек твоей мамашки!
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:16,100 - Что?! - У твоей мамки самые крутые сиськи в мире!
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:20,100 - Ага, я бы хотел с ними поиграться. - Нифига!
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,100 Возращайся с фоткой, на которой запечлена твоя голая мамаша.
00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,100 Нет!
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,100 Тогда мы вам не поможем!
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,100 Погодите, мы все сделаем!
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,100 И это должна быть качественная фотография.
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,300 До встречи, четвероклашки!
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:47,100 Итак, теперь нам всего-навсего нужно сделать фотографии голой мамы Стэна.. Клево.
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,100 Это - учительница детского сада мисс Клэридж..
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:04,100 Бедная женщина, после таких страшных ожогов она может общаться с людьми только бикая один раз, если да и два раза, если нет.
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,100 О, здравствуйте, мисс Клэридж. Хороший день, не так ли?
00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,100 Помочь перейти дорогу, мисс Клэридж?
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,100 Ну хорошо.
00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:31,100 Мисс Клэридж, вы в порядке?
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:39,100 Вы можете говорить со мной, мисс Клэридж, я вас пойму: один бип - да, два - нет. Помочь вам уйти с дороги?
00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,100 Послушайте, не надо быть такой холодной, я всего лишь хочу помочь..
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:49,100 Ааааах, извините!
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,100 Кайл может выйти и поиграть?
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,100 Кайла, нет сейчас дома..
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,100 Спасибо, мэм.
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:18,100 Видишь ли, ма, всем детям задали принести фотографию грудей своих мам для урока анатомии.
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:23,100 Не знаю, сын, это звучит очень подозрительно.. Я не разрешаю тебе фотографировать мою шикарную грудь.
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,100 Но, мам, мой учитель будет..
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,100 Нет-нет-нет! Говори так: но мааам!
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:29,100 Но мааа..
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,100 Но мяяяяям!
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:36,100 - Это абсолютно бесполезно.. - А почему бы тебе не залезть к ней в шкаф и не сфотографировать ее, когда она будет переодеваться?
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,100 Нет. Я не буду фотографировать сиськи моей мамы.
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,100 Нет ты тоже не будешь!
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:45,100 - Нам просто надо найти что-то похожее на сиськи.. - Что же еще может быть таким круглым и большим?
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:50,100 Парни, нарисуйте мне соски внизу моих ягодиц..
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:56,100 - Нет, соски должны быть где-то посередине, видишь? - Да, но мама Стэна уже старая, поэтому соски у нее опустились.
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,100 - А ты откуда знаешь? - Мужики, верьте мне, я знаю такие вещи.
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,100 Ну, хорошо..
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,100 Погодите, мы забыли цепочку.
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,300 Сделано! Надеюсь сработает.
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,100 Извините!
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,100 Че надо теперь?
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,100 Мы сделали..
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,100 Ты сделал фотки сисек твоей мамаши?
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,100 Эй, погодите-ка..
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,100 Это же самые крутые сиськи, которые я видел!
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:48,100 Дай сюда! Ух ты! Я знал, что это так круто выглядит!
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,100 Так возбуждает!
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,100 Так теперь вы нам поможете защититься от Трента Бойета?
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:05,100 Ну хорошо. Мы дадим понять этому Тренту Бойету, что если он вас тронет, то будет иметь дело с нами!
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,100 Парни, мы свободны! Мы можем ни о чем не беспокоиться!
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,100 Я должен на три минуты отойти с этим в кусты..
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,100 А я пойду с этим в кусты после тебя.
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,100 Сначала с этим в кусты пойду я!
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,100 Мужики, неужели мы тоже когда-нибудь станем такими?
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,100 Нет.
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,800 Мужики,я бы хотел посмотреть на лицо Трента Бойета, когда он встретится с шестиклассниками.
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:33,800 Да, Тренту повезло, что он не встретился с нами. Я бы надрал ему задницу.
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,800 Эй, посмотрите! Что это там делает мисс Клэридж?
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:43,800 - Мисс Клэридж? - Она ни с кем не разговаривает, мальчики. Некоторые говорят, что она потеряла всякую надежду..
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,800 Знаете что? Нам надо пойти купить...
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,800 Господи! Я никогда за всю свою жизнь не видел столько Индийских Ожогов и искривлении!
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,800 Положите холодное полотенце на это розовое пятно!
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,800 - Доктор, у нас тут еще один с натяжением! - Несите туда!
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,800 - Еще один с влажным ударом? - Этот самый плохой..
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,800 Так болит!
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,800 Дайте бедному мальчику морфия!
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,800 Чувак, что случилось?
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:30,800 Мы сказали ему, чтоб он отстал от вас... Мы сказали ему, что вы нам заплатили...
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,800 О, Господи, вы ему это сказали?
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,800 Ребят, вы должны дать ему отдохнуть.. Какой-то хулиган сделал с ним Миску Техасского Чили..
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,800 Это что такое?
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,800 Это включает в себя соус Табаско, телефон и анус..
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,800 Я не знаю, кто это все проделывает с людьми..
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,800 Но я не хотел бы быть ему врагом и стоять у него на пути..
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,800 Мы - трупы. Трент знает, что это мы послали к нему шестиклассников..
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,800 И он сделает с нами Миску Техасского Чили..
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:03,800 - Мы должны уйти. Уйти подальше из города насколько это возможно! - Нет. Мы просто должны найти защитника получше.
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,800 И кого? Взрослых мы попросить не можем, а сильнее шестиклассников никого нет!
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,800 Есть только один человек..
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,800 Шелли?
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:20,800 Заткнись, говнюк, я смотрю телевизор!
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,800 Шелли, ты - моя сестра, так? А в семье должны заботиться друг о друге..
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:30,800 Я сказала, заткнись или я прибью тебя, говнююююк!
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:36,700 Шелли, кто-то пытается меня убить. К маме или папе за помощью я идти не могу, так что ты - единственный человек, который у меня остался, способный помочь.
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,800 Прекрати реветь, говнюк!
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:54,600 - Итак, кто хочет тебя убить? - Трент Бойет. Он недавно вышел из тюрьмы, там он сидел за поджог мисс Клэридж, но вообще-то это - наша вина..
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,800 Эх, тупые говнюки..
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:03,800 Нам тогда было всего четыре! Мы не думали о том, что прошлое придет и вот так будет хотеть нас убить!
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:09,800 Успокойся, говнюк! Никакой говнюк из тюрьмы тебя не убьет. Это - моя забота.
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,800 - Так ты поможешь нам? - Да, но я хочу кое-что взамен.
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:18,800 - Фотку сисек твое мамы? - Заткнись, говнюк! Вы пойдете и признаетесь мисс Клэридж в том, что сделали.
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:23,800 - Признаться, что это была наша вина? - Вы не можете все время убегать от прошлого, говнюки. Извинитесь, а я позабочусь о Тренте говнюке.
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,800 Мисс Клэридж, люди всерьез беспокоятся за вас.
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:47,800 Послушайте, если у вас есть проблемы, то вам лучше поделиться ими с людьми.
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,800 Просто скажите, вы верите, что мы хотим вам добра? Да или нет?
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:01,200 Ну и ладно, как хотите! Но когда-нибудь вы научитесь не замыкаться в себе, а принимать помощь от людей.
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:03,800 Сука.
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,800 Здравствуйте, мисс Клэридж! Мы должны вам сказать кое-что..
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,800 Мы делали много ошибок и тупых вещей, когда были детьми..
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,800 Много тупых вещей, о которых мы сожалеем..
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:28,800 Видите-ли, мисс Клэридж, когда мы были маленьким, мы все время играли в разные игры. Одна из них называлась "Пожарники"..
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800 Я вас искал!
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,800 Пять лет я ждал этого дня.
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:41,800 - Послушай, Трент, мы осознали свою ошибку! - Да наша совесть помогла нам, теперь мы хотим рассказать всем правду!
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:47,800 У вас на это было пять лет. Пока я тратил свое время в тюрьме, вы наслаждались веселой и интересной жизнью!
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,800 Наша жизнь не была веселой и интересной, Трент, честно!
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,800 Не надо, я знаю все, что вы делали!
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,800 В моей жизни не было волшебных Рождественских приключений или дружбы с говорящей какашкой!
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:59,800 Я не сражался с ужасной механической Барбарой Стрейзэнд. Я не путешествовал в Афганистан!
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,800 - Отойди от нас, Трент! - Что это за штука?
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,800 Это - моей мамы, взял у нее из сумки. Отойди от нас!
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,800 Послушайте, просто примите наказание. Вы заслужили его. Дайте свершиться возмездию и я отстану от вас!
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,800 Я не хочу искривления сосков! Я их ненавижу!
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,800 Да ты даже не знаешь, как пользоваться этой штукой.
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:55,800 Так, Трент, ты просто хотел прикончить твою детсадовскую учительницу.
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:56,800 Нет, Это они сделали!
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800 Трент Бойет - лжет, сэр.
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,800 Мисс Клэридж, это Трент Бойет сделал такое с вами?
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,800 Да. Да. Заберите его!
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:09,800 Нет! Вы должны выслушать меня!
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,800 Мужики, когда он выйдет из тюрьмы, то он будет ОЧЕНЬ зол!
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,800 Да ладно тебе! Это будет только через пять лет!
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:16,800 Да, не стоит беспокоиться.
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,800 Пока, Трент, приятного времяпрепровождения!
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,800 Эээ.. Погодите секунду..
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,800 - Сиськи! - Сиськи! - Сиськи!
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,800 - Я возьму их с собой в кусты! - Нет, я возьму их с собой в кусты!

00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:10,219 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,470 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,931 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,474 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,438 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,314 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,524 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:24,483 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:28,696 ♪ [muffled] ♪
00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,239 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,575 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:35,703 [school bell rings]
00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:37,455 ...called <i>Man From Atlantis</i>
00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,248 and he had, like, webbed fingers--
00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,833 Kyle, Kenny, I have to talk to you right now!
00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:41,917 Okay, hang <i>on</i> a second--
00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,044 Right now, God damn it!
00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:44,086 Alright, alright!
00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,629 Dude, what is the matter with you?
00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:50,217 Trent Boyett is being released from Juvenile Hall.
00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:51,552 What?
00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,387 Trent Boyett, the kid from preschool?
00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,347 Yeah, he just got paroled!
00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:58,267 Oh no, no...
00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,144 Hey, gay-bots, what's going on?
00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:02,563 Trent Boyett is being released from juvenile hall.
00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:04,231 Really that's cool, when did--
00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,358 What did you say?
00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:08,652 Trent Boyett?
00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:10,237 Meanest, dirtiest, toughest kid in the world,
00:01:10,362 --> 00:01:11,989 super-pissed-off- at-us Trent Boyett?
00:01:12,114 --> 00:01:13,407 Yeah.
00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,201 Oh holy Jesus God.
00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:16,535 What the hell are we gonna do?
00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:17,536 Is it true?
00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,205 Trent Boyett is getting out?
00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,372 It's true.
00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:22,458 Oh Jesus, oh Christ in heaven,
00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,334 I gotta hide!
00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,961 Ah, oh boy, ah...
00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:29,215 [whimpers]
00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,633 He's gonna come for us.
00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:31,967 We are dead men.
00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:33,594 Look, maybe he's forgiven us.
00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,597 I mean, we were only in preschool.
00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,522 Dude, let's play firemen.
00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:46,398 Totally, dude, let's play firemen!
00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:49,110 Jews can't be firemen.
00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:51,320 Shut up, fat ass!
00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,863 Don't call me fat, you stupid Jew!
00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,741 [mumbles]
00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:57,201 Hey, Kenny's right.
00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,869 We should put out a real fire.
00:01:58,994 --> 00:02:00,371 Then we'll be heroes.
00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:01,580 But how do we start a fire?
00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,250 Trent Boyett will do it!
00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,335 He's the toughest, baddest kid in preschool.
00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,004 Say uncle!
00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,339 Uncle!
00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,715 Say uncle!
00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:13,300 Uncle!
00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,804 What do you [bleep] want?
00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,806 Do you know how to start a fire?
00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:22,184 Sure, I burn lots a stuff.
00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,353 Start one, then we're gonna put it out.
00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,855 We're firemen!
00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:29,108 Do you [bleep] even know how to put out a fire?
00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:30,568 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:30,693 --> 00:02:32,153 We play fireman all the time.
00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:34,363 Don't worry, Trent.
00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,408 Alright, fine.
00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,329 Hey, fellas, you better be careful.
00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,539 Shut up, Butters.
00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,249 We know what we're doing.
00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,501 Oh, alright, then.
00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,921 Wow, cool.
00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:51,797 Code seven.
00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,048 Bring in the firemen.
00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,216 [imitates siren]
00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,218 Clang, clang, clang, clang, clang.
00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,469 Come on, firemen, put out the fire.
00:02:57,595 --> 00:03:00,055 [all imitating fire trucks]
00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:02,433 We're heroes!
00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,184 We saved the school.
00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:07,271 Hey, put it out!
00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,190 Trent Boyett, what have you done now?!
00:03:09,315 --> 00:03:11,400 They said they could put it out.
00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,819 Children, get back away now!
00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,073 Arrrrghhh!
00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:20,201 I'm burning!
00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:22,411 Put it out! Put it out!
00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,502 Come on, hurry!
00:03:30,628 --> 00:03:32,880 We gotta get her to the hospital.
00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:33,839 [siren blaring]
00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,718 Dude, we are in so much trouble.
00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:38,802 My mom is gonna break my legs.
00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:41,013 Hey, we didn't start the fire;
00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,181 Trent Boyett did.
00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,558 That's true.
00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,019 You boys, Trent is trying to tell us
00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,771 the fire was your idea.
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,813 No.
00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:51,357 Not us, we're good kids.
00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:53,108 Tell them it was an accident.
00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,443 You thought you could put it out.
00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,112 Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.
00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:58,864 I thought so.
00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,366 Alright, that's it, Trent.
00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,159 You're going to Juvenile Hall for a long time.
00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:03,619 Butters, you saw!
00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,704 Tell them what happened.
00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,539 Aw, gee wiz, Trent,
00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:08,499 I-I don't wanna get involved
00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:11,877 or else my parents will ground me.
00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,213 You better pray I never get out of Juvenile Hall.
00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:17,132 You better all pray!
00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,634 [grunting]
00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,554 Dude, when he gets out of Juvenile Hall,
00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,181 he's gonna wanna kill us.
00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,808 Whatever.
00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,977 That's like five years from now.
00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,061 Yeah, who cares!
00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,480 Alright, yay! - Yeah, alright!
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,232 We did it!
00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:36,360 And now it's five years later
00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,654 and Trent Boyett is being released.
00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,571 Oh Jesus, he's gonna kill us.
00:04:39,697 --> 00:04:40,864 We gotta tell our parents!
00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,783 We can't tell our parents, dude.
00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:43,909 We lied to everybody.
00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:44,660 Nobody knows we're responsible
00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,577 for Miss Claridge's accident.
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:48,956 Shhh-here comes Miss Claridge now.
00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,543 [all] Hello, Miss Claridge.
00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,338 Are you having a nice day, Miss Claridge?
00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,174 [beeps]
00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,429 You guys what the fuck are we gonna do?
00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:03,846 In case you've forgotten,
00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,180 Trent Boyett is the meanest kid we ever knew.
00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,765 He's gonna tear us apart.
00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,350 Look, that was a long time ago.
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,811 Maybe Trent Boyett has forgotten all about it.
00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:16,775 [rattling]
00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,043 Everything you had on you
00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,336 when you were first brought in here
00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:37,463 will now be returned.
00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:40,549 One <i>Crayola</i> eight pack with crayon sharpener.
00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,553 One pair of plastic round-tip scissors.
00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,764 One marble: blue.
00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,226 And one...
00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:53,604 Switchblade knife with "kill all betrayers"
00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:56,690 written on the blade... Black.
00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,323 Trent, where you gonna go?
00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:08,285 I gots business to take care of.
00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:12,748 [whimpering]
00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:15,793 [knocking]
00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,002 Ahh!
00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,296 Butters?
00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,259 Oh, oh, h-hi, Dad.
00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:27,221 Butters, what is wrong with you?
00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,348 Nothin's wrong, sir; nothin' at all.
00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:31,183 You've been shut up in your room for days, Butters.
00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:32,351 You need to go outside.
00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:33,602 Go play.
00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,269 Outside?
00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,604 No way!
00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,772 Why not?
00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,357 No reason!
00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,691 Butters, we have had it with your moping around!
00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,151 You're gonna go outside
00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,319 and you're gonna play right now!
00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,612 But Dad, I just wanna stay in my room...
00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,364 [whimpering]
00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,494 Butters, play!
00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,164 Start playing right now, young man!
00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,292 [whimpering] ♪ Loo loo loo loo loo loo ♪
00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,879 ♪ I'm playin' playin'... ♪
00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,132 ♪ Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself a-♪♪
00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,591 [gasps]
00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,847 T-T-Trent Boyett!
00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:10,681 Ahh!
00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,141 Agh!
00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,768 Dad, Mom, I'm done playing now!
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,396 Ahh!
00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:18,522 Let me in, Dad!
00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,441 [banging]
00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,442 [Butters] Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door!
00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,569 What on earth is the matter with him?
00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:25,988 Just keep the door locked, honey.
00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,739 Butters can't just be a house hermit his whole life.
00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,366 Oh God, he's coming!
00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,868 Oh hamburgers, he's gonna kill me!
00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:33,370 I just can't stand to hear him scream like that.
00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,746 I'm gonna go upstairs.
00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,332 Mom, Dad, you gotta open the door right now!
00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,042 You gotta open--
00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,131 Oh, hey, Trent Boyett!
00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,757 Gosh, haven't seen you in a while.
00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,010 Five years.
00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,554 It's been five long, miserable years.
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:53,307 Look, Trent, I-I know you're awful sore
00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,309 about pre-preschool and all,
00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:57,019 but, well, that was a long time ago.
00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,312 I mean, we were just kids.
00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:01,773 Please, don't hurt me, Trent.
00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,817 I'll give you anything you want, you name it.
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,319 Can you give me back my time, huh?
00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:06,612 Can you do that?
00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,197 Kindergarten, first grade, second.
00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,490 Can you give me that?
00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,034 Well, no, Trent, I'm not like
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,077 a time-traveler or nothing.
00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,579 I'm gonna give you something you didn't give me,
00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,788 a five-second head start.
00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,123 No Trent, I ain't gonna run,
00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,458 we-we can talk this through--
00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,542 Four seconds...
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,627 But Trent, now listen to me, I'm sorry for the--
00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:22,544 ...Three seconds.
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,629 Oh, hamburgers!
00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,176 Thanks so much for coming to visit Butters
00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,762 in the hospital, boys, it means a lot to him.
00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,893 What happened to him, Doctor?
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,520 From the test results it would appear your child
00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,355 was tortured by a bully.
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,232 He received a massive snuggee,
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,359 his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him.
00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:48,237 He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms,
00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:49,321 a charlie horse on the thigh
00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,823 and a second-degree titty twister.
00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,367 And from the damage to his head area, it appears
00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,410 he was given a swirlie--
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,579 a colossal one.
00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,082 It also looks like he received a noogie and...
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,751 a polish bike ride.
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,419 What's that?
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,671 We aren't sure.
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:06,922 We only know that there is no cure.
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,508 If only we had let him in.
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,467 Why didn't we let him inside the house
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,511 when he was screaming for help?
00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,888 Now, honey, we were trying to read.
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,515 We've got to tell them who did this, you guys.
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,016 We're gonna get it as bad as Butters.
00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,226 That's nothing compared to what my mom will do to me
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,852 if she finds out I've been lying for five years!
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:23,230 Maybe you didn't hear so good in there, Kyle.
00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:24,773 Second-degree titty twister!
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,899 Calm down, you guys.
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,276 We don't have to go tell our parents.
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,319 We just need to go out and get some protection.
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,238 How the hell are condoms going to help us?!
00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:35,951 Sorry... Never mind.
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,495 I'm talking about hiring somebody bigger than Trent
00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,454 to protect us from him.
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,789 Come on!
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,086 [imitating motors]
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,088 I'm gonna jump the wall of fire.
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:50,382 [imitates revving]
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:53,927 Yeah, that was sweet!
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:56,513 Hey, look!
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,474 Dude, we shouldn't be here.
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,892 Stay cool, guys.
00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,269 If anybody can protect us from Trent Boyett,
00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,062 it's the sixth graders.
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,939 Stupid little fourthies!
00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,650 [imitating engines]
00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:22,539 What are you little fourthies doing at our hangout?
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:26,251 We've come to... Ask you for help.
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,002 Help?!
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,421 [laughing]
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,049 We need you to protect us...
00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:33,216 from a bully.
00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,719 Yeah, and what do we get for it?
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:40,932 A 12-pack of <i>Dr. Pepper,</i>
00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:44,186 a <i>Chutes and Ladders</i> game, used only three times,
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,229 a DVD of <i>Harry Potter Two,</i>
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,231 and a coupon for a free side of fries
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,691 with the purchase of any deluxe hamburger
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,568 at <i>Red Robin.</i>
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,153 All this can be yours.
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:59,493 You're gonna have to do better than that, fourthies!
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:00,869 Well, well, what do you want?
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,413 You're Stan Marsh, right?
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,290 Yeah.
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,833 [all] Ooh!
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:11,338 We want a picture of your mom's boobs.
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,048 Yeah! - Sweet!
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,341 What?!
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,218 Your mom has the sweetest boobs ever.
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:16,593 Yeah!
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,679 I totally wanna suck your mom's tits.
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:19,638 Dude, weak!
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:23,600 Come back with a naked picture of your mom.
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,726 No!
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,062 Then we aren't helping you.
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,606 Wait, we'll do it.
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,734 It has to be a good picture, too.
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,945 [revving imaginary engines]
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,155 So long, fourthies.
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,496 Okay, so now we just need to get a picture
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,039 of Stan's mom naked.
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,290 Cool.
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,377 [grunting]
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,301 That's the preschool teacher, Miss Claridge.
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,345 Poor woman suffered such horrible burns
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,723 she can only communicate by beeping once for "yes"
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:04,141 and twice for "no".
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,102 Oh, hello, Miss Claridge.
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,603 Nice day, isn't it?
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,063 [beeps once]
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,065 Need help across the street, Miss Claridge?
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,234 [beeps twice]
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,903 Oh, alright, then.
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,492 [beeps, then stops]
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,917 Miss Claridge, you alright?
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,379 You can talk to me, Miss Claridge.
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,631 I understand, one beep for "yes" and two for "no".
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,217 Don't you think you should get out of the street?
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:42,345 Look, you don't have to be so cold.
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:43,638 I'm just trying to help.
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:48,268 Ooh, sorry!
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,775 [honking horns]
00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,361 [door bell rings]
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,615 [click]
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,242 Can Kyle come out and play?
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,661 Oh, Kyle isn't home right now, hon.
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,580 Thank you, ma'am.
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,961 You see, Mom, all the kids at school were told
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,380 to bring a picture of their mom's breasts
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:18,131 for anatomy class.
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,090 I don't know, son.
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,467 That sounds awfully strange.
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,594 You can not have a picture of my hot breasts.
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,262 But Mom, my teacher will--
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,514 No, no, no, you gotta go,
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,516 [whining] But Mom...
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,851 [whining] But Mom...
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:30,811 [high-pitched] But Mom...
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,355 This is hopeless.
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,523 Why don't you just sneak in your mom's closet
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,233 and get a picture when she changing clothes?
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,526 That's sick, dude, I'm not taking a picture
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,568 of my mom's boobs.
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,110 I will.
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,195 No, you're not doing it either.
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,112 We just have to find something
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,697 that looks like boobs to take a picture of.
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,408 What else has big round squishy globes?
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,745 Draw the, um, you gotta draw the nipples,
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,288 like, on the bottom of my ass cheeks.
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,123 No, the nipples are more in the middle, see?
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:53,708 Yeah, but Stan's mom is old,
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,043 that means her nipples sag more to the bottom now.
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,378 How do you know?
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,921 Will you guys trust me, I know this stuff.
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,006 Alright, fine.
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,052 Oh, wait.
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,136 We forgot the necklace!
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,138 Oh, yeah!
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:13,728 [click]
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:16,439 [click] God, I hope this works.
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,650 [imitating engines]
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,153 Excuse me...
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,864 What do you want now?
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,907 We... we got it.
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,702 You got a picture of your mom's boobs?
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,745 No way!
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,377 Hey, hold on a second,
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:41,131 these are, like, the hottest tits I've ever seen!
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,591 Whoa! - Check 'em out.
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,217 Give me that.
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,677 Woah!
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,387 I knew she had a hot rack.
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,138 Yeah! - Sure did.
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:49,139 Uh-huh! - Uh-huh!
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,600 Oh my God, those are so hot.
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,184 [moaning]
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,731 Okay, so now you'll help us take care of Trent Boyett?
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:01,318 Oh, alright, we'll let this Trent Boyett kid know
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,613 that if he messes with you, he's messing with us.
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,655 Alright! - Alright!
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,531 You guys, we're free!
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:07,741 We haven't a care in the world.
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,618 Alright!
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,368 I need three minutes alone with the picture
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,786 behind the bushes.
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,788 I get to take the picture behind the bushes after you.
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:17,208 I'm taking it to the bushes first!
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,336 Dude, are we gonna be like that someday?
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,296 Nah.
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,094 Man, I woulda loved to have seen the look
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,346 on Trent Boyett's face
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,555 when all the sixth graders showed up.
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:31,765 Yeah.
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,557 Trent's just lucky he didn't mess with us.
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,391 I woulda kicked his ass.
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,476 Hey, look.
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,769 What is Miss Claridge doing?
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,605 Miss Claridge?
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,815 She won't talk to anybody, boys.
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,735 Some say she's just given up hope.
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,532 You guys, you know what we should do?
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,534 We should get a-- [gasps]
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,750 [moaning in pain]
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,421 Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,424 Indian sunburns and titty twisters in my life!
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:07,467 Get a cold towel on that pink belly!
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,761 Doctor we've got another snuggie here!
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,262 Over there!
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,305 [cringing]
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,016 Another wet willy?
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,601 Worst one yet.
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,520 It's all slimy and spitty...
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,230 [whimpering]
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,649 Give the poor kid some morphine.
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,859 Dude, what happened?
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,862 We... told him not to mess with you guys...
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,991 We told him... you paid us...
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,826 Oh Jesus, you told him that?
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,286 Boys, you have to let him rest.
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,789 Some mean kid gave him a Texas chili bowl.
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,499 What's that?
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,751 It involves <i>Tabasco sauce,</i> a telephone, and the anus.
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,463 I don't know what kind of kid would do this to other people.
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,674 I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,759 on that kid's bad side.
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,471 We're dead.
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,390 Trent knows we sent the sixth graders after him.
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,851 He's gonna give us all Texas chili bowl.
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,728 We gotta move way.
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,813 We gotta get as far away from this town as possible.
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,314 No, no, we've just got to find better help.
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,315 From who?
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:04,899 We can't ask adults for help
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,943 and there's nobody tougher than sixth graders!
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,988 There is... one person.
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,955 Shelley...
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,625 Shut up, turd, I'm watching television!
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,378 Shelley, you're my sister, right?
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:26,463 And families depend on each other--
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:31,092 I said shut up or I will destroy you, turd!
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,803 Shelley, somebody is going to kill me
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,889 and I can't go to Mom or Dad for help,
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,976 so you're kinda the only person I have I-I-left.
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:44,439 [crying]
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:49,444 Stop crying, turd!
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,279 Now who's gonna kill you?
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,614 Trent Boyett.
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,032 He just got released from Juvenile Hall.
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,200 He was sent there for burning Miss Claridge,
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,951 but, actually, it was our fault.
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,870 Oh, you are such stupid turds.
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,872 We were only four years old at the time.
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,707 We didn't think about the past coming back to haunt us then.
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,167 We didn't think, and now he's gonna kill us!
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,960 Calm down, turd!
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,046 No Juvenile Hall turd is going to kill you.
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,464 That's <i>my</i> job.
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,924 So you're gonna help us?
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:11,841 Yes.
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:12,884 But I'm gonna want something in return.
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,886 A picture of your mom's boobs?
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,179 Shut up, turd!
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,389 You're going to admit to Miss Claridge what you did!
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,016 Admit it was our fault?
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,393 You can't run from your past, turds!
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,020 Apologize and make amends,
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,523 then I'll protect you from this Trent turd.
00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:33,655 [honking]
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,702 Miss Claridge, the people in town
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,038 are really worried about you.
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,542 Look, if you're having some kind of problem,
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:49,003 you have to be able to talk to people.
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,340 Just tell us this:
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,425 do you trust that we want what's best for you?
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,510 Yes or no.
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,013 Alright, fine.
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,516 But someday you're gonna have to learn to let people in!
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:03,893 Bitch.
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,566 Hi, Miss Claridge.
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,484 Uh, we have something to tell you.
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,654 The thing is, Miss Claridge,
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,990 we did a lot of stupid things when we were kids.
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,950 A lot of stupid things that we regret.
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,077 [mumbling] And it's time for us to come clean.
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,706 See, Miss Claridge, when we were little,
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,624 we used to play with our wieners a lot.
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,793 And one game we played was called "firemen"...
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,795 I've been lookin' for you.
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,007 Five years I been waitin' for this day.
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,800 [screams]
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,719 Trent, look, we've realized our mistake!
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,845 Yes!
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,221 Our conscience got the best of us
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,764 and we were just about to tell everyone the truth.
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,433 You had five years to do that.
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,518 And while I wasted away my life in prison,
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,645 you've been enjoying nice, normal lives.
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,022 Our lives have not been enjoyable, Trent,
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,023 I promise you.
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,191 Don't tell me that.
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,692 I heard about the things you done.
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,860 But there were no magical Christmas adventures
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,528 with talking poo for me.
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,113 I didn't get to fight a huge mechanized Barbara Streisand
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:57,947 like you did.
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,116 No accidental trips to Afghanistan for Trent Boyett.
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,493 Stay away from us, Trent!
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,369 What is that?
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,454 It's my mom's tazer.
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,663 I took it from her purse.
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:07,832 Just back off, man!
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:08,833 Look, just take your punishment.
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,084 You deserve it!
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,045 Let me have my retribution and then it can be over with.
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,713 I am not going to have a titty twister!
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,298 I hate titty twisters!
00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,758 You don't even know how to use that.
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,428 [sputtering shocks]
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,186 Agh!
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,146 [beeping]
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:36,152 [shrieking cats]
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,281 [sirens]
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,452 [beeping]
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,962 So, Trent, you just had to finish off
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,672 your old preschool teacher, eh?
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:56,631 No, they did it!
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,550 Trent Boyett is a liar, sir.
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,887 Miss Claridge, did Trent Boyett
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,264 do this to you?
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,974 [beeps twice]
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,392 "Yes, yes."
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:08,768 Take him away!
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,479 No, you gotta listen to me!
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,648 Dude, when he gets out he's gonna be really mad!
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:14,148 Whatever!
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:15,650 That's like five years from now!
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:16,818 Yeah, who cares!
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,735 Yeah! - Woo-hoo!
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,778 We did it!
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:22,031 So long, Trent, have a nice time.
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,032 ♪ Nya-nya-nya-nya nyaaaa-nya ♪
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,951 ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha haaaaa-ha ♪♪
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,872 Hey, hold on a second!
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:30,665 Uh-oh.
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,666 Boobs!
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,667 Boobs! - Boobs!
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,626 Oh my God, boobs!
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,044 I'm taking them to the bushes.
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,046 I'm taking them to the bushes first!
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:38,006 [Cartman screams]

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