Кое-что о том, как пришёл Wall-Mart — В Южном Парке открывается супермаркет Wall-Mart, и все маленькие магазины разоряются. Постепенно супермаркет порабощает жителей города.

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Кое-что о том, как пришёл Wall-Mart

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Сезон: 08Серия: 09

Описание

В Южном Парке открывается супермаркет Wall-Mart, и все маленькие магазины разоряются. Постепенно супермаркет порабощает жителей города.

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00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,219 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,846 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:13,514 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,516 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,561 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,190 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,031 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,533 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,208 You guys know what?
00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,835 Um, the last thing you do when you die
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,211 is crap your pants.
00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,504 What?
00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,547 Yeah, when you die, your jowls release
00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,592 and crap comes flying out your ass!
00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:52,470 That is fucking stupid, Cartman!
00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:53,804 Oh, yeah?
00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,097 I'll bet you five bucks that when you die
00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,390 you crap your pants, asshole!
00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,767 Hey, everybody, it's time!
00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:58,893 It's time!
00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,061 It's time? - Oh, it's time!
00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,812 It's happening now? - Let's go!
00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,355 It's time for what?
00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,566 Get down to Metsker's Field! It's about to happen!
00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:09,987 People of South Park,
00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:13,616 I am pleased to be with you on this most historic day,
00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,118 a day you will certainly all remember
00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,580 as the day your town became great.
00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,957 The grand opening of the first South Park
00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,751 Wall Mart!
00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,841 Look at it, honey, it's so big.
00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,178 It's like we're a real town now.
00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,554 Whoa, awesome!
00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:36,847 Hey!
00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:37,807 Isn't this where Stark's Pond used to be?
00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,892 Where we used to kayak and fish?
00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,894 Yeah, now it's a Wall Mart!
00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,604 I know that with the opening
00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:44,814 of the South Park branch of Wall Mart
00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:49,860 you will all see your town completely change.
00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,989 Now, shop, friends, shop!
00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:04,708 It's beautiful!
00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,877 Welcome to Wall Mart.
00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,630 Welcome to Wall Mart.
00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,507 Welcome to Wall Mart.
00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,342 Sharon, isn't that your father?
00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,011 Yes, Wall Mart is the leading employer of seniors!
00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:18,180 And they also employ the handicapped!
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,682 Hello, Mrs. Marsh, can I help g--
00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,810 can I help you g-get a shopping cart today?
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,728 Why, yes, I'd love one, Jimmy.
00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,406 My God...
00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,908 Look at all these incredible bargains!
00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,118 Dude, check it out!
00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,536 <i>Time Cop</i> on DVD.
00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,997 Three copies for 18 bucks!
00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:43,956 Why the hell would you want three copies
00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,374 of the same movie?
00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,084 Because one copy is 9.98!
00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,961 But this way, you save, like, 20 bucks.
00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,296 You only need one copy R-tard!
00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,672 Okay, fine, dumbass!
00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,008 You go ahead and buy one copy for 9.98!
00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,801 Okay, fine! I will!
00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,136 Wait a minute.
00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,096 I don't even want one copy of <i>Time Cop!</i>
00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,056 Dude, you can't shop for crap.
00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,393 I can't believe these bargains.
00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,730 Fools.
00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,690 Ignorant fools.
00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,322 Just look at the Marsh family, huh?
00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:17,364 Brand-new television,
00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,033 new plastic dishware and cups,
00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:23,120 and enough bulk-buy ramen to last us a thousand winters.
00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,205 Dad, how come Wall Mart
00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,706 is able to sell everything so cheap?
00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,249 It's simple economics, son.
00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,126 I don't understand it at all.
00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,045 But, God, I love it.
00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,594 6.99...three for $15...
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,223 Three for 15.99... Two pack only 19.98...
00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:43,265 Aah!
00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,111 Ahh...
00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:58,197 Oohhh...
00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,448 Yeah.
00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,117 Randy, what are you doing?
00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,202 N-nothing!
00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:06,413 I'm-i'm just gonna head down to the Wall Mart real quick.
00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,623 It's almost midnight.
00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,083 Yeah, think about it.
00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,167 If I go down there now,
00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,418 there won't be anybody else there!
00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,045 I can have all the bargains to myself!
00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,592 Thanks for coming to Wall Mart.
00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:23,097 All are welcome... All are welcome.
00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,769 Excuse me! Hello!
00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,354 Can somebody tell me why we're going to Jim's Drug
00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,647 to buy Voltar Cards
00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,399 when Wall Mart has them for three bucks cheaper?
00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:34,942 Dude, I can't deal with Wall Mart right now.
00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,653 My parents had me there for three hours last night!
00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,824 Oh, sorry, boys, I'm going out of business.
00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,533 Why, Mr. Farkel?
00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,076 I can't compete
00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,494 with Wall Mart's low prices.
00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,787 Everyone is shopping there now,
00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,706 and, well, I can't make end's meet.
00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,043 I've got to sell the store
00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,129 and try to find another line of work.
00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,257 Cartman, stop it!
00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,050 What, I just felt like playing a little violin, Kyle.
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,261 I appreciate your business, boys,
00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,263 but you'll have to try somewhere else in town.
00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,892 See? That sucks, dude!
00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,686 What? That's called progress, Kyle.
00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,313 Yeah, but what about all the people
00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:13,480 getting laid off from the grocery stores?
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:14,481 And what about all the--
00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,823 Whatever, I can go get another one at Wall Mart.
00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,491 It was only five bucks.
00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:27,161 Come on, let's go to Main Street
00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,454 and support one of those stores.
00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,666 What the hell?
00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,682 Butters?
00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,394 Butters, what the hell are you doing?
00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,146 Well, I'm just playin' monster.
00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,064 It's kinda spooky out here.
00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,195 Dude, we've gotta show our parents
00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,113 what Wall Mart is doing to our town!
00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,327 Dad?
00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,328 Jesus Christ.
00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:10,788 D-dad?
00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,123 Staaan?
00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,458 Dad! Oh, my God!
00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,667 Stan...
00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,378 Wha-- Dad, are you dying?
00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,922 No, I'm just... really, really tired.
00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,757 I was shopping at Wall Mart all night.
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,217 But your face?
00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:24,635 In the checkout line,
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,053 they had these...
00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,097 little stickers filled with glitter.
00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,807 They were only 99 cents for 15 of them!
00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,809 I couldn't resist.
00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,685 Do you want one?
00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,979 Here, it's a little turtle.
00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,449 Come in!
00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,120 Oh, hello, fine shoppers.
00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:54,123 Sir, we just had a big town meeting and decided
00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:58,794 we don't want your Wall Mart here anymore.
00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,505 We're sorry, but it seems our Main Street is dying
00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,298 and good people are losing their jobs.
00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:06,844 We'd all like you... out of South Park.
00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,850 What, do you think I want to be here?
00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,227 I hate this place!
00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,479 But it... won't let me leave.
00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,690 But you run the Wall Mart.
00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:20,983 Oh, you're wrong.
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,485 Wall Mart isn't run by anybody.
00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,696 First it reels you in with its bargains.
00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,406 Next thing you know, you're working at the Wall Mart
00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,323 because it has all the jobs.
00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,741 Then you're sitting in a little office
00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,493 trapped on all sides.
00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,328 Then why don't you just quit?
00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:34,163 Not so loud!
00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,456 It can hear you!
00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:38,000 You hate Wall Mart, too?
00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,210 Agh! I didn't say that!
00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,712 I love Wall Mart!
00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,630 With all its fantastic bargains and one-stop shopping,
00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:47,134 who can't love it, right?
00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,635 Wall Mart takes the hassle out of shopping
00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,305 and makes it both affordable and fun!
00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,808 And Wall Mart really gives back to the community!
00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,351 Us people are certainly lucky
00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:57,728 to have a store like Wall Mart, aren't we?
00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,776 Geg-geg-geg-geg.
00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:08,822 Geg-geg-geg-geg.
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,370 Hey, wait a minute.
00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,747 I think we just got squirreled.
00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:19,249 Yeah, that guy probably thinks he can get us to go away
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,709 by being so goofy.
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,677 Ha! You owe me five bucks, Kyle!
00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:36,600 Here we go, everyone.
00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,186 I got three nice steaks from South Park grocery.
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,103 We'll have to share them.
00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,563 Hah.
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,398 I remember when we could afford to buy six steaks
00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,566 when we shopped at Wall Mart.
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,400 Yeah, but, Dad, the whole town agreed
00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,027 not to shop at Wall Mart anymore.
00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,695 I know, I know!
00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,739 God! Nyaaa!
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,410 Mom, Dad, when people die, do they always crap their--
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,872 Oh, you stupid turd!
00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,415 Oh, Jesus, a broken glass.
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,667 Well, I don't see any choice now.
00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:02,960 We have to go to Wall Mart.
00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:03,627 We do?
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,171 Where else are we gonna get a new glass at this hour?
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,422 Everyone get your shoes on. We're going to Wall Mart!
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,632 But, Dad, we're not supposed to shop at--
00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,676 Stan! One family buying one glass
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,344 isn't gonna make a difference!
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:22,271 Hey...
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,438 Gerald, what are you doing?
00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,983 We said we weren't gonna shop at the Wall Mart anymore!
00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,276 Well, where else was I gonna get
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,278 a napkin dispenser at 9:30 at night?
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,488 Mr. Garrison, Chef, Jimbo!
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,573 Now, come on, people.
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,116 What the hell is wrong with you?
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,076 Don't you see what you're all doing?
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:39,454 Well, what are you doing here, Randy?
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,831 I came because I wanted to make sure
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,499 nobody was shopping here!
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,001 Dad!
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,461 Oh, alright, and maybe I was gonna buy a glass.
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,630 One glass.
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,133 And some chips.
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,218 And butter.
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,052 And some new pliers.
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,096 Jesus... look at us.
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,764 We all don't like the Wall Mart,
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,016 but we can't stop coming here.
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:02,644 It's like some mystical evil force.
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,147 Yeah, this place has a power over us we can't resist.
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,442 We have to find a way to put the South Park Wall Mart
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,193 out of business once and for all!
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,195 Let's burn it down!
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,322 No, no, no!
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,449 Let's freeze it!
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,035 I think its best we try to reason with it.
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,578 No!
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,163 All you have to do is not shop at Wall Mart anymore!
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,289 If you want it to go away,
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,081 all it takes is a little self-control
00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,167 and personal responsibility!
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:38,138 ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:43,060 ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,853 ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord... ♪
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,606 You butthole, Kyle.
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,940 You just had to go and ruin everything, didn't you?
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,484 It wasn't my idea to burn the Wall Mart down.
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,944 No, but you got everyone all worked up.
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,237 You were always jealous of the Wall Mart.
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:55,614 You always hated it.
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,366 Dude, our town is going to be better without--
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,867 What the--
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,789 Oh, awesome!
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:04,790 How?
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,291 How did this happen?
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,924 Mom, Dad, why are you shopping here?
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,301 We can't destroy it, Son.
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,596 We have to learn to live with it.
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,056 Can I help you?
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:25,686 Dad, what are you doing?
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,646 You get a discount working here.
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:28,772 10 percent.
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,357 That means the bargains are even better.
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,775 Dad, you're a geologist!
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,360 I'll make less money, sure, but,
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,611 as long as I buy everything at Wall Mart,
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:35,946 it will all even out.
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:36,988 Don't you see?
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,824 Wall Mart isn't our enemy.
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,325 It's our neighborhood friend.
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,166 Hey! Hey!
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,168 Who the hell told you to put this thing back up?
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,713 Sorry, kid, we got orders from corporate headquarters.
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,131 But nobody wants a Wall Mart here.
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,550 Then you're gonna have to talk to the higher-ups.
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,719 Where are they? - Bentonville, Arkansas.
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,053 That's where Wall Mart started.
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,972 That's where all the bigwigs are.
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,685 Looks like we're gonna have to go to Arkansas!
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,311 Come on, guys!
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,480 We're gonna put a stop to Wall Mart once and for all!
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,817 Whoa, pixie sticks, 29 cents!
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:19,990 Wall Mart?
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,450 Are you speaking to me?
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,660 My friends?
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,953 Trying to hurt you again?
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,039 Yes, Wall Mart, I understand.
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,505 Three tickets to Bentonville Arkansas, please.
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,674 Wait guys, hold up!
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,717 I want to go with you and help out.
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,052 No way.
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,429 You want to go with us so you can betray us at some point
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,723 and keep us from destroying the Wall Mart.
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,850 Nuh-uh.
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,727 Yeah-huh!
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:49,978 You wanna go with us so that later you can go,
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,229 "Ha ha, I was working for Wall Mart all along"
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,522 or something.
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,191 I am not, Kyle!
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,568 Dude, just let him come. The bus is about to leave.
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,028 Alright, fine. Come on, fatass.
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,281 Heh-heh.
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,158 You fools have no idea
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,910 that I will never let you hurt the Wall Mart.
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,286 I heard that! - You heard what?
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,662 You said we have no idea
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,955 that you're never gonna let us hurt Wall Mart!
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,041 That's not what I said! - Dude, come on.
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,210 He's working for the Wall Mart to stop us from succeeding!
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,545 Dude, we have to go!
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,131 God damn it.
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,966 Well, hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:20,967 Heh-heh.
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,344 You stupid fools have no idea
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,094 that I'm actually working for the Wall Mart
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,472 to stop you from succeeding!
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,355 God damn, that took a long time.
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,564 It would have been faster
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,565 if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires!
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,025 I did not!
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,528 I wanna close Wall Mart just as much as you guys do!
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,200 Can I help you?
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,743 Yeah, we've come to complain.
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,412 We don't want a Wall Mart in our town.
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,664 Who does?
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,833 Nobody likes what the Wall Mart does.
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,918 But it keeps right on doing it.
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,255 We want to talk to who's in charge.
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,589 In charge?
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,550 I guess that would be Harvey Brown.
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,343 He's the current president of Wall Mart,
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,053 one of the original creators.
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,346 Where's he?
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:14,312 We...invented the Wall Mart Supercenter in 1987.
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,605 The idea was simple:
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,940 build a store for one-stop shopping
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,024 where bulk purchases
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,527 could keep prices incredibly low.
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,404 We didn't know what we were doing.
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,031 In just four years, it was out of control.
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,367 So, how do we stop it?
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,828 You don't stop it.
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,204 There has to be a way.
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,414 There's nothing! Don't you understand?
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,668 Nothing can stop the Wall Mart in your town!
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,795 Unless... Of course...
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,213 You can find and destroy its heart.
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,965 The heart of Wall Mart?
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,174 Sir, don't you think you're talking a little too much?
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,219 Every Wall Mart has a heart...
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,888 Somewhere near the television department.
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,180 Destroy the heart,
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,891 and you could reverse the entire process.
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,475 You speak too much, sir.
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,393 Why don't you guys just destroy the heart?
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,187 Because the Wall Mart stops you!
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,606 Many have tried, kid--
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,399 union leaders, nature activists,
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,734 even the best fair trade lawyers
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,235 have tried to stop the Wall Mart, and now?
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,406 They are Wall Mart shoppers, all.
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,575 Alright. Come on, you guys. We have to get back home.
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,161 It won't work! Don't you understand?
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,495 It isn't going to stop
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,581 until there's nothing but Wall Mart left!
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,499 Jesus, what did we do?
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,043 What did we doooo?
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,630 Boys...
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,007 Tell the world I'm sorry.
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,552 No, dude, don't!
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,516 Ha, ha hahahaha!
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,143 That's 10 bucks you owe me, dickface!
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,196 Alright, this is it.
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,031 If Wall Mart has a heart,
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,741 we have to find it and destroy it.
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,952 No matter what the Wall Mart does to try to stop us,
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:52,661 we have to be strong.
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,621 Let's do it.
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,374 I'm afraid not, Kyle!
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,792 Wall Mart is a great store.
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,002 I cannot let you fools ruin its terrific bargains.
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,215 You see, I was working for Wall Mart all along.
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:05,924 I knew you were!
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,717 No, you didn't.
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,219 Yes, I did!
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,512 I said from the beginning you would do this!
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,013 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did!
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,098 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did!
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,015 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did!
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,814 You see, Kyle, it was me who slashed the bus--
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:21,606 slashed the bus tires in Arkansas!
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,858 I said so! I told you--
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,527 La la la la la laaaa I can't hear you!
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,195 I can't hear you! La la la la lalaaaa!
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,240 I'm sorry, boys,
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,784 but if you want to hurt the Wall Mart
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,411 you'll have to go through me.
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,745 We don't have time for this.
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,664 Kenny, keep him away from us.
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,709 Very well, Kenny. Let us battle!
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,419 Ow, Kenny.
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,586 Kenny, knock it off!
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,923 Welcome to Wall Mart.
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,758 Save it, grandpa.
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,218 We gotta find the television department.
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,976 Aaaah!
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,562 Boys, these axes are only 4.99.
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,689 Dad, we know how to destroy the Wall Mart.
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,190 Shh! What are you talking about?
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,735 One of the creators told us.
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,028 You have to take your keys over to the television department.
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,112 Television department...
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,780 Alright, come on, let's go.
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,242 Oh, my God! - What?
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,869 Those $2 salt and pepper shakers!
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,038 They were $3 five minutes ago!
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,581 The Wall Mart is lowering its prices to try and stop us!
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,167 Come on, we gotta try to make it to the back!
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:26,880 Aaagh!
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,339 Don't look! Don't look at its bargains!
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,515 I think I see the television department in the back!
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,808 Is that the right way, Dad?
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,934 Dad?
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,269 Dad!
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,563 This screwdriver set is only 9.98!
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,564 Come on, Dad!
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,815 I can't make it, boys!
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:46,691 You're gonna have to go on without me!
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,568 No, Dad, we need your keys!
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,569 This bargain is too great for me!
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,863 I'm gonna have to buy these.
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,114 Here, take the keys and go on!
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,866 The television department is near the back!
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,326 Next to the cell phones!
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,619 Go, hurry!
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,246 I'm gonna go buy these screwdrivers!
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,998 There, the television department!
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,797 Hello, boys.
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,882 Congratulations on getting this far.
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,051 Who are you?
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,178 I am...Wall Mart.
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,972 You?
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,975 I have taken this form in order to talk to you,
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,227 but I can take many forms.
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,313 Does this suit you better?
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,400 Or perhaps you'd prefer this form.
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,154 I can take whichever form I like.
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,407 We don't want your store in our town,
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,450 we've come to destroy you.
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,618 Where's the heart?
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,452 To find the heart of Wall Mart,
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,955 one must first ask one's self
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,833 "who is it that asks the question?"
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,543 Me. I'm asking the question.
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,669 Ah, yes, but who are you?
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,255 Stan Marsh-- now, where's the heart?
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,799 Ah, you know the answer but not the question.
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,884 The question is: where is the heart?
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,181 Very well, you want to see the heart of Wall Mart?
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,101 It lies beyond that plasma screen television.
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,733 It's a mirror.
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,818 Yes, don't you see?
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,987 That is the heart of Wall Mart--
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,489 You, the consumer.
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,034 I take many forms-- Wall Mart, K-Mart, Target--
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,786 but I am one single entity:
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,414 desire.
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,707 Well, the guy in Arkansas said to destroy the heart.
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,296 Aagh! No!
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,381 No, what have you done?
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:38,094 Now you shall see my true form!
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,055 Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,225 Now you see me as I truly am!
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,061 We better get outta here!
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,987 Get out! It's gonna blow!
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,366 Dad, come on, we gotta get out!
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,535 It's too late for me, son!
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,495 I have to buy this stuff!
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,039 The Wall Mart is imploding!
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,123 Everybody out now!
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,023 Haa ha ha ha!
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,192 Boys, you did it!
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,735 You killed the Wall Mart!
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,529 How did you do it, Kyle?
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,530 All Wall Marts start a self-destruction sequence
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,115 if you break a mirror in the back.
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,951 We know how to destroy it now.
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,661 Spread the word to other towns.
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:52,168 Wait, I think I understand the symbolism of the mirror.
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,420 The Wall Mart... is us.
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,129 Duh.
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,091 You see, boys, if we like our small-town charm
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,509 more than big corporate bullies,
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,512 we all have to be willing to pay a little bit more.
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,430 Do you understand?
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,139 Yeah!
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,809 Let's all go shop at Jim's Drug, down the street!
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:31,124 ♪ Oh, Lord, kumbaya ♪
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,375 Alright, let's not make that mistake again.
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,585 Yeah, let's go shop over at True Value.
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:35,878 Let's go! - Yeah!

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00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:39,650 South Park - 809 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,080 Парни знаете что?
00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:45,120 Последнее что вы сделаете перед смертью это - обосрёте свои штаны.
00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:45,980 Что?
00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:48,170 Да, когда ты умираешь, твои кишки сужаются,
00:00:48,205 --> 00:00:50,090 и говно летит прямо из твоей задницы.
00:00:51,910 --> 00:00:53,110 Ну, ты пиздец тупой, Картмэн!
00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:54,495 Да? А давай заспорим на 5 баков,
00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:56,630 что когда ты умираешь, ты срёшь себе на штаны, лох?
00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:59,340 Послушайте все, время! Время!
00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:00,570 - Время. Уже? - Началось.
00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:02,380 - Уже началось? - Пошли!
00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:03,270 Время для чего?
00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,270 Пошлите к "Metzger's Field"! Уже практически началось!
00:01:08,830 --> 00:01:13,830 Горожане Саут-Парка! Я рад в этот исторический момент быть с вами.
00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,340 День который мы все запомним...
00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:19,260 день когда ваш город... станет великим!
00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,670 День торжественного открытия в Саут Парке... Вол-Марта!
00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:30,670 Посмотри, дорогая. Он такой большой!
00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:33,350 Похоже, теперь мы станем настоящим городом.
00:01:34,810 --> 00:01:35,950 Ух ты, зашибись!
00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:38,000 Эй! Разве не здесь был "Stark's Pond" (Озеро Старка)?
00:01:38,035 --> 00:01:39,700 Где мы плавали на каяках и ловили рыбу?
00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:41,990 Да! Но теперь это Вол-Март.
00:01:42,390 --> 00:01:45,490 Я знаю что после открытия в Саут Парке магазина сети Вол-Март,
00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:49,070 в вашем городе произойдут кардинальные изменения.
00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:51,570 "Торжественное Открытие"
00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:54,160 А сейчас идите и покупайте, друзья. Покупайте!
00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,450 Великолепно!
00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:10,900 Добро пожаловать в Вол-Март.
00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,400 Шарон, это не твой отец?
00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:16,210 Да. Вол-Март - ведущий работодатель для стариков.
00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,250 Они так же нанимают инвалидов.
00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:19,520 Здравствуйте М. М-марш.
00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,600 Могу я д... Могу я предложить вам тележку?
00:02:23,270 --> 00:02:25,620 Да, Джимми.
00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:37,570 Бог мой. Вы только посмотрите на эти невероятные цены.
00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:39,390 Эй чувак, зацени!
00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,800 "Time Cop" на DVD.
00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,080 Три копии всего за 18 баксов!
00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,160 Какого чёрта тебе понадобились 3 копии одного и того же фильма?
00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:48,810 Потому что одна штука 9.98! А так я сэкономлю 20 баксов!
00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:50,940 Тебе нужна всего одна копия, тупой.
00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,910 Ладно, хорошо, урод. Вот и покупай одну за 9.98!
00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Ладно, хорошо. Вот и куплю.
00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:58,500 Погодка, мне и одна копия "Time Cop" на хуй не сдалась.
00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:02,290 Чувак, нельзя покупать дерьмо..
00:03:03,590 --> 00:03:05,090 Не могу поверить в эти цены.
00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,140 Дураки. Наивные дураки.
00:03:14,610 --> 00:03:16,510 Вы только посмотрите на нашу семью.
00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:19,510 Новенький телевизор, новые пластиковые тарелки и чашки,
00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,460 и достаточно хлопьев на последние 1000 зим.
00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,730 Пап, как Вол-Март может продавать всё так дёшево?
00:03:25,780 --> 00:03:27,780 Это простая экономика, сын.
00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,420 Я абсолютно ничего не понимаю в ней,
00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:31,780 но, Боже, я обожаю её.
00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:41,830 6.99... 10 долларов 6.52... 9... 9.98... 92
00:03:58,590 --> 00:03:59,530 Дааа...
00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,040 Рэнди, что ты делаешь?
00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:02,930 А Ни-ничего.
00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:06,430 Я, я просто, ща по-быстрому сгоняю в Вол-Март.
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,880 Щас уже практически полночь.
00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:11,300 Да, но подумай об этом. Если я пойду сейчас, то там никого не будет.
00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:13,090 И все супер-акции будут моими!
00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:22,560 Спасибо что зашли в Вол-Март. Мы всем рады. Мы всем рады.
00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,180 - Эй там! Привет! Кто-нибудь объяснит мне почему мы идём в "Jim's Drugs"
00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,640 что бы купить "Voltar cards", когда в Вол-Марте они на три бакса дешевле?
00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,040 Чувак, я уже терпеть не могу Вол-Март.
00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:37,110 Вчера я ночью три часа таскался по нему с родителями.
00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:41,440 Извините мальчики. Но я банкрот...
00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,110 Но почему "Mr. Farkle"?
00:04:43,130 --> 00:04:45,430 Я не конкурент Вол-Марту с его низкими ценами.
00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:48,470 Теперь все покупают там, и... что ж, я не могу свести концы с концами.
00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,810 Мне пришлось продать магазин и теперь надо искать другую работу.
00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:58,220 Картмэн, прекрати!
00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,380 Что, мне просто захотелось поиграть на маленькой скрипке, Кайл.
00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,680 Я ценю ваш приход, ребята,
00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:04,270 но вам придётся попробовать купить где-нибудь ещё в городе.
00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,170 Видите? Это полная жопа, чуваки!
00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:11,380 Это называется прогресс, Кайл.
00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:13,100 Да, но как на счёт того, что люди просто отвернулись
00:05:13,135 --> 00:05:14,600 от мелких магазинов. А как на счёт того...
00:05:21,310 --> 00:05:23,400 Плевал я. Я могу сходить в Вол-Март и взять ещё одну.
00:05:23,435 --> 00:05:24,800 Всего лишь за 5 баксов, подумаешь.
00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,400 Давайте, пошли на нашу улицу и поддержим одному из магазинов там.
00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:32,550 Какого х..?
00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,080 Баттерс?
00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,400 Баттерс? Какого хера ты делаешь?
00:05:52,710 --> 00:05:54,510 Оу. Я просто играю в Монстров.
00:05:54,570 --> 00:05:55,870 Здесь всё такое пустынное.
00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,940 Челы, мы должны показать предкам, что делает с нашим городом Вол-Март.
00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:07,820 Папа?
00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,150 Господи Иисуси, Пап. Пап?
00:06:10,420 --> 00:06:11,450 Стэ-э-эн...
00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:14,130 Боже мой, Папа!
00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:15,280 Стэн...
00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:16,910 Что? П-пап, ты... ты умираешь?
00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:20,110 Нет, я просто... очень, очень устал.
00:06:20,460 --> 00:06:22,260 Я... покупал в Вол-Марте всю ночь.
00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:23,190 Но, ты-твоё лицо!
00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:27,850 На выходе... у них были эти маленькие блестящие наклейки.
00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:30,140 15 штук всего за 99 центов.
00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,160 Я не смог удержаться.
00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:33,070 Хочешь одну?
00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,830 Держи. Это черепашка.
00:06:46,170 --> 00:06:46,870 Войдите?
00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,140 Оу, здравствуйте, покупатели.
00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,900 Сэр, мы провели городскую встречу
00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:56,990 и решили, что нам больше не нужен Вол-Март.
00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:01,550 Мы просим прощения, но, похоже, наша улица вымирает
00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,890 и хорошие люди теряют свои работы.
00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,220 И мы бы хотели вас... не видеть больше в Саут-Парке.
00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,430 Что? Вы что думаете я хочу быть здесь?
00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:15,490 Я ненавижу это место.
00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,260 Но оно... оно не даёт мне уйти.
00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,040 Но вы же управляете Вол-Мартом.
00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,140 Вы ошибаетесь.
00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,570 Вол-Март... никем не управляется.
00:07:23,950 --> 00:07:25,850 Сначала он притягивает к себе заманчивыми предложениями.
00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:28,810 Следующее, вы работаете в Вол-Марте, потому что другой работы нет.
00:07:29,390 --> 00:07:31,890 И вот вы уже сидите в маленьком офисе, и больше некуда деваться.
00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,020 И почему же вы просто не уйдёте?
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,500 Не так громко. Он вас услышит.
00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,190 Вы тоже ненавидите Вол-Март?
00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:41,770 Я этого не говорил! Я люблю Вол-Март.
00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,180 С его невероятными предложениями и самообслуживанием,
00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:45,340 как можно не любить Вол-Март?
00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:50,770 А, и Вол-Март действительно приносит много пользы обществу.
00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:52,860 "ЗДЕСЬ НЕ БЕЗОПАСНО ГОВОРИТЬ"
00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:57,240 Нам людям действительно повезло, что у нас есть такой магазин как Вол-Март.
00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 "ВСТРЕТИМСЯ СЗАДИ ЧЕРЕЗ 5 МИН."
00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,180 Эй, погодите-ка. По моему нас надули.
00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:20,690 Да. Тот тип притворился придурком что бы избавиться от нас.
00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:30,690 Ха! Ты должен мне 5 баксов, Кайл!
00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:37,735 А вот и мы. У меня 3 вкусных бифштекса...
00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:39,770 из Саут-Парковской Бакалеи. Нам придётся поделить их.
00:08:40,810 --> 00:08:44,380 - Ха, я помню когда-то мы могли купить целых 6, когда ходили в Вол-Март.
00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:47,170 Да, но пап. Весь город согласился больше не ходить в Вол-Март.
00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:49,250 Знаю, ЗНАЮ! О боже.
00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:56,690 Мам, пап. Когда люди умирают, они всегда струт себе в...
00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,830 Ах, ты тупой говнюк.
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,500 Господи, разбитый стакан.
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,940 Что ж, не вижу другого выхода. Нам придётся пойти в Вол-Март.
00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:03,670 Да?
00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,720 Где же ещё мы сможем достать новый стакан в это время.
00:09:05,790 --> 00:09:07,490 Все обувайтесь, мы идём в Вол-Март!
00:09:07,570 --> 00:09:08,970 Но пап мы же договорились не покупать...
00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:12,130 - СТЭН! Если одна семья купит один стакан, это ни на что не повлияет!
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,990 Эй...
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,150 Геральд, что ты делаешь? Мы же сказали,
00:09:24,185 --> 00:09:26,100 что не будем больше покупать в Вол-Марте!
00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:29,170 А где ещё мне достать фармацевтические салфетки в 9:30 ночи.
00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:32,590 Мистер Гаррисон? Шеф? Джимбо?
00:09:32,810 --> 00:09:36,120 Ну же люди! Какого чёрта с вами?! Вы что не понимаете что вы делаете?
00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,890 Ну а ты что здесь делаешь, Рэнди?
00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,690 Я пришел, что бы убедиться, что никто здесь не покупает.
00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:43,600 Пап!
00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,420 Ну ладно, может я хотел купить стакан.
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,720 Один стакан!
00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:50,480 И чипсов...
00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:52,290 И масло
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,460 И новые плоскогубцы.
00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:56,770 Господи! Посмотрите на нас.
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,430 Мы ненавидим Вол-Март, но не можем перестать сюда ходить.
00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:02,060 Это смахивает на злые мистические силы.
00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:05,190 Да, это место заряжено энергией перед которой мы не может устоять.
00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:09,280 Мы должны покончить с Вол-Мартом в Саут-Парке раз и навсегда.
00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:11,530 Давайте сожжем его!
00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:14,600 Нет, нет. Давайте заморозим его!
00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:17,810 Я думаю что лучше будет оставить всё как есть.
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,870 Да нет же! Всё что нужно сделать, просто не покупать здесь!
00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,360 Если Вы хотите, чтобы его больше не было, все, что требуется -
00:10:23,395 --> 00:10:25,340 немного самообладания и личная ответственность.
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,700 Ты дырка в жопе, Кайл. Тебе только и нужно,
00:10:47,735 --> 00:10:49,100 что бы что-нибудь разрушить, не так ли.
00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,150 Не я предложил сжечь Вол-Март.
00:10:51,170 --> 00:10:52,870 Нет, но ты эту кашу заварил!
00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:55,400 Ты просто ревнуешь к Вол-Марту. Ты всегда его ненавидел.
00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:57,870 Чувак, наш город будет лучше без... Что за..?
00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:03,360 Ух ты, зашибись.
00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:05,730 Как. Как это может быть?
00:11:11,590 --> 00:11:13,910 Мам, пап? Почему вы покупаете здесь?
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:17,630 - Мы не можем это разрушить, сын. Нам придётся научится жить с этим.
00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:21,220 Могу я вам помочь?
00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:25,630 Пап, что ты делаешь?
00:11:25,710 --> 00:11:27,810 Работая здесь, я получаю скидки. 10 процентов.
00:11:27,845 --> 00:11:29,910 Это значит, что предложения становятся еще лучше.
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,700 Пап, ты же геолог!
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,250 Я буду получать меньше денег, бесспорно, но...
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,750 с тех пор как я покупаю все в Вол-Марте,
00:11:34,785 --> 00:11:36,200 я все равно остаюсь в выигрыше.
00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,750 Разве вы не видите? Вол-Март не враг, он наш друг.
00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:49,560 Эй! Эй! Кто вам сказал повесить эту шнягу обратно?
00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:52,490 Извини парень, у нас приказ от главы корпорации.
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:54,350 Но никто не хочет, чтоб он тут стоял!
00:11:54,370 --> 00:11:56,370 Тебе стоит поговорить с начальством.
00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:57,220 А где они?
00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,280 Бетонвиль, Арканзас. Там, откуда начинал Вол-Март,
00:12:00,315 --> 00:12:01,780 там где все большие шишки.
00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,560 Похоже нам придётся съездить в Арканзас. Пойдёмте, пацаны.
00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:09,730 Мы должны покончить с Вол-Мартом, раз и навсегда.
00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:13,810 Ух ты, наклейки с Эльфами за 29 центов.
00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:21,010 Вол-Март?... Ты говоришь со мной?
00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:25,300 ...Мой друзья?... Хотят навредить опять?
00:12:26,290 --> 00:12:28,290 Да Вол-Март. Я всё понял.
00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:34,650 Три билета на Бетонвиль, Арканзас, пожалуйста.
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,750 Подождите пацаны. Погодите. Я хочу с вами, я помогу вам.
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:42,055 Ни за что! Ты хочешь поехать с нами,
00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:44,280 чтобы предать нас и помешать уничтожить Вол-Март.
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,090 Не-а.
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,780 Да-а. Ты хочешь поехать с ними, что бы потом сказать:
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,740 "Ха-ха, всё это время я работал на Вол-Март" ну или что-то в этом роде.
00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:54,070 ДА НЕТ ЖЕ, Кайл.
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,290 Чувак, да пусть едет. Автобус уже уходит.
00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:58,600 Ладно, отлично. Пошли, жиртрест.
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,315 Ха-ха. Дураки, вы и понятия не имеете,
00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,560 что я никогда не позволю вам навредить Вол-Марту.
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,480 Я всё слышал!
00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:06,340 Слышал что?
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,405 Ты сказал, что мы понятия не имеем,
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,060 что ты никогда не позволишь нам навредить Вол-Марту.
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,180 Я не это сказал.
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,230 Чувак, пошли.
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,240 Он работает на Вол-Март и хочет остановить нас!
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,170 Чувак, нам уже пора!
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,090 Да чтоб тебя.
00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:19,810 Поторопись Картмэн, если ты с нами.
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,380 Хе-хе. Дураки, вы и понятия не имеете,
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,910 что на самом деле я работаю на Вол-Март и остановлю вас!
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:27,510 "Добро Пожаловать в Бетонвиль, Родину Вол-Марта"
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,410 Чёрт возьми, поездка отняла слишком много времени.
00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:36,230 Мы бы приехали быстрее, если б Картмэн не проколол все шины!
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:39,310 Это не я! Я также как и вы хочу закрытия Вол-Марта.
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,000 Могу я помочь?
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:48,550 - Да. Мы приехали пожаловаться. Мы не хотим Вол-Март в нашем городе.
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:50,460 А кто хочет?
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,750 Никому не нравится то, что делает Волл март.
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,920 Но он продолжает... это делать.
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,200 Мы хотим поговорить с главным.
00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:01,510 Главным? Вы о "Harvey Brown".
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:04,890 Он президент Вол-Марта. Один из создателей.
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,220 Где он?
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,900 Мы открыли Вол-Март Супер Центр в 1987...
00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:17,340 Идея была проста: построить магазин самообслуживания,
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:20,120 где благодаря оптовым закупкам можно было иметь невиданно низкие цены.
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,220 Мы не знали что мы делаем...
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:24,950 И через 4 года мы потеряли контроль над ним.
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:26,510 Но как нам остановить его?
00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:29,510 Вы не остановите его.
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:30,990 Должен же быть выход!
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,940 Выхода нет! Вы что не понимаете!
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:36,170 Ничто не остановит Вол-Март в вашем городе!
00:14:36,930 --> 00:14:40,190 ...Если только... конечно, вы не найдёте сердце и не уничтожите его.
00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,640 Сердце Вол-Марта?
00:14:41,670 --> 00:14:43,970 Сэр, вам не кажется что вы сказали лишнего?
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,430 У каждого Вол-Марта есть сердце, где-нибудь рядом с ТВ отделом.
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,610 Уничтожьте сердце и вы сможете начать обратный процесс!
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,190 Вы слишком много говорите, сэр!
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,920 Почему бы вам просто не уничтожить сердце?
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,300 Потому что Вол-Март останавливает нас.
00:14:56,350 --> 00:14:57,850 Многие уже пытались, парень.
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,740 Профсоюзные руководители, защитники природы, даже лучшие адвокаты
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,680 пытались остановить Вол-Март, и что теперь?
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:05,030 Они все отовариваются в Вол-Марте.
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:08,450 Отлично. Всё парни, нам пора возвращаться домой.
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,570 У вас ничего не получится, вы, что не понимаете?
00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:13,220 Он не собирается останавливаться до тех пор,
00:15:13,255 --> 00:15:14,770 пока не останется ничего кроме Вол-Марта.
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:17,170 Господи, что мы наделали? ЧТО МЫ НАДЕЛАЛИ?
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,440 Мальчики...
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,870 Скажите миру... Я извиняюсь!
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,590 Нет, чувак, не надо!
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,320 Ты должен мне уже 10 баксов, хуеморда!
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:47,490 И так, вот оно! Если у Вол-Марта есть сердце,
00:15:47,525 --> 00:15:49,390 мы должны найти его и уничтожить.
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,800 Какими бы способами он нас не пытался остановить, мы должны быть сильными.
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:54,460 Сделаем это.
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,450 Боюсь, что не получится, Кайл.
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,090 Вол-Март - великий магазин. Я не позволю вам,
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,790 дуракам, испортить его потрясающие предложения!
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:04,230 Видите ли, всё это время я работал на Вол-Март.
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:06,420 Я знал это.
00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:07,810 Нет не знал.
00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:10,080 Да знал! Я сказал ещё в начале, что ты так сделаешь!
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:11,080 Нет не сказал.
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:16,110 - Нет не сказал. - Да сказал.
00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:20,290 Видишь ли, Кайл, это я проколол ши...
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:24,040 ...шины автобуса в Арканзасе. Я говорил это. Я сказал это в то время как...
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:25,960 и я сказал тебе что!
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:32,210 Извините ребята. Но если вы хотите убить Вол-Март,
00:16:32,245 --> 00:16:33,850 вам придётся пройти через меня!
00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:36,490 У нас не на это времени. Кенни, держи его подальше от нас.
00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:40,110 Ну что ж Кенни! Приступим к битве!
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:43,440 Нет, Кенни. Кенни! Прекрати.
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,850 Добро пожаловать в Вол-Март.
00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:48,400 Потом, Деда!
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,230 Нам нужно найти телевизионный отдел.
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,180 Мальчики, эти топоры всего лишь 4.99
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,370 Пап, мы знаем, как уничтожить Вол-Март.
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:04,530 О чём ты говоришь?
00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:05,895 Один из создателей сказал нам.
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:07,730 Тебе нужно взять ключи от телевизионного отдела.
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,950 Телевизионного отдела... Отлично, пошли.
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,500 Боже мой!
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,210 Что?!
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,710 Эти шэйкеры за два доллара.
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,940 Они стояли три доллара 5 минут назад!
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,390 Вол-Март снижает цены, что бы остановить нас!
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:22,520 Пойдёмте, мы должны добраться до ТВ!
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,830 Не смотрите. Не смотрите на эти цены!
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,300 По моему я вижу телевизионный отдел в конце!
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:40,340 Мы туда идём пап? Пап? Пап!?
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:43,100 Набор отвёрток всего за 9.98!
00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:43,990 Давай, пап!
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,620 Я не могу мальчики! Вы должны сделать это без меня!
00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:48,190 Нет, пап! Нам нужны ключи!
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,080 Предложения слишком заманчивы для меня!
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,090 Я должен купить это! Вот! Возьмите ключи и идите!
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:55,110 Телевизионный отдел в конце!
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,290 После сотовых телефонов.
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:59,490 Идите! Поторопитесь! Я пойду куплю набор отвёрток.
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,150 Вон телевизионный отдел!
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:10,490 Здравствуйте мальчики. Поздравляю, вы зашли очень далеко.
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:12,940 Кто вы?
00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:14,930 Я... Вол-Март.
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:17,670 Вы?
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,760 Я выбрал это обличие для разговора с вами.
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:22,530 Но я могу принимать разные обличия.
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,720 С этой шляпой лучше?
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,590 Или возможно предпочтёте это обличие.
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,830 Я могу принимать любую форму, которую захочу.
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:37,070 Нам не нужен ваш магазин в городе; мы пришли уничтожить вас.
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:37,900 Где находится сердце?
00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:41,800 Что бы найти сердце Вол-Марта, сначала надо точно знать:
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:43,660 <i>«Кто задает этот вопрос».</i>
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,280 Я, я задал вопрос.
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,220 Ох, да, но кто ты?
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,980 Стэн Марш. Теперь, где находится сердце?
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:52,660 А! Ты знаешь ответ, но не знаешь вопрос!
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,370 <i>Вопрос: " Где находится сердце?".</i>
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:59,640 Очень хорошо. Ты хочешь увидеть сердце Вол-Марта?
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:02,400 Оно рядом с тем плазменным телевизором.
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,640 Это зеркало.
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,670 Да, разве вы не видите. Вот сердце Вол-Марта.
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,600 Вы, потребители. У меня много разных обличий:
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,190 Вол-Март, Кей-Март, Таргет. Но сущность у меня одна -
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:23,620 ...желание"!
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,890 Что ж, мужик в Арканзасе сказал уничтожить сердце.
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:35,580 НЕТ! НЕТ, что вы наделали. Теперь вы увидите моё настоящие обличие!
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:43,840 Теперь вы увидите кто я на самом деле!
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,200 Надо валить от сюда.
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:55,830 Уносите ноги. Сейчас рванёт.
00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:00,660 Пап, давай. Нам пора.
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,830 Слишком поздно для меня, сын! Мне нужно купить эту хрень.
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:07,530 Вол-Март сейчас взорвётся! Все быстро от сюда!
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,520 Мальчики, вам удалось, вы убили Вол-Март.
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,000 Как вы это сделали, Кайл?
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,870 Все Вол-Марты самоуничтожаются, если разбить зеркало сзади.
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:44,600 - Теперь мы знаем как уничтожить его, надо оповестить все города.
00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:51,240 Постойте. Мне кажется теперь я понял символизм зеркала.
00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,810 Вол-Март... это мы.
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,160 Ага...
00:20:55,230 --> 00:20:55,795 Видите ли, ребятки,
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,630 если нам нравится очарование нашего маленького городка...
00:20:57,665 --> 00:20:59,230 больше чем больших корпоративных мегаполисов,
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,910 мы все должны быть готовы платить немного больше... Вы понимаете?
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,710 ДА! Пошлите все вместе закупаться в "Jim's Drugs".
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,420 Ладно. Давайте больше так ошибаться не будем...
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:34,450 Да! Пошлите закупаться в "Tru-Value".
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:39,180 Max_pain89(max_pain89@mail. ru) Furgus(www. south-park. h12.ru)
00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:54,180 Русские субтитры на: http:/subtitles. ee/

00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,219 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,846 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:13,514 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,516 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,561 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,190 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:28,529 ♪ [muffled] ♪
00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,031 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:32,533 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:41,208 You guys know what?
00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,835 Um, the last thing you do when you die
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,211 is crap your pants.
00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:45,504 What?
00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,547 Yeah, when you die, your jowls release
00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,592 and crap comes flying out your ass!
00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:51,469 [laughing]
00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:52,470 That is fucking stupid, Cartman!
00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:53,804 Oh, yeah?
00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,097 I'll bet you five bucks that when you die
00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,390 you crap your pants, asshole!
00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,767 Hey, everybody, it's time!
00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:58,893 It's time!
00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,061 It's time? - Oh, it's time!
00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,812 It's happening now? - Let's go!
00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,355 It's time for what?
00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,566 Get down to Metsker's Field! It's about to happen!
00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:09,987 People of South Park,
00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:13,616 I am pleased to be with you on this most historic day,
00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,118 a day you will certainly all remember
00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,580 as the day your town became great.
00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,957 The grand opening of the first South Park
00:01:22,083 --> 00:01:23,751 Wall Mart!
00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:26,003 [crowd cheering]
00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,841 Look at it, honey, it's so big.
00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,178 It's like we're a real town now.
00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,554 Whoa, awesome!
00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:36,847 Hey!
00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:37,807 Isn't this where Stark's Pond used to be?
00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,892 Where we used to kayak and fish?
00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:41,894 Yeah, now it's a Wall Mart!
00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,604 I know that with the opening
00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:44,814 of the South Park branch of Wall Mart
00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:49,860 you will all see your town completely change.
00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,989 Now, shop, friends, shop!
00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,367 [cheering]
00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:04,708 It's beautiful!
00:02:04,834 --> 00:02:06,877 Welcome to Wall Mart.
00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,630 Welcome to Wall Mart.
00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,507 Welcome to Wall Mart.
00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,342 Sharon, isn't that your father?
00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,011 Yes, Wall Mart is the leading employer of seniors!
00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:18,180 And they also employ the handicapped!
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,682 Hello, Mrs. Marsh, can I help g--
00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,810 can I help you g-get a shopping cart today?
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,728 Why, yes, I'd love one, Jimmy.
00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,484 [straining]
00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,406 My God...
00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,908 Look at all these incredible bargains!
00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,118 Dude, check it out!
00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,536 <i>Time Cop</i> on DVD.
00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,997 Three copies for 18 bucks!
00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:43,956 Why the hell would you want three copies
00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,374 of the same movie?
00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,084 Because one copy is 9.98!
00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,961 But this way, you save, like, 20 bucks.
00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,296 You only need one copy R-tard!
00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,672 Okay, fine, dumbass!
00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,008 You go ahead and buy one copy for 9.98!
00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,801 Okay, fine! I will!
00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,136 Wait a minute.
00:02:57,261 --> 00:02:59,096 I don't even want one copy of <i>Time Cop!</i>
00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,056 Dude, you can't shop for crap.
00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,393 I can't believe these bargains.
00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,730 Fools.
00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:09,690 Ignorant fools.
00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,322 Just look at the Marsh family, huh?
00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:17,364 Brand-new television,
00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,033 new plastic dishware and cups,
00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:23,120 and enough bulk-buy ramen to last us a thousand winters.
00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,205 Dad, how come Wall Mart
00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,706 is able to sell everything so cheap?
00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:27,249 It's simple economics, son.
00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,126 I don't understand it at all.
00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,045 But, God, I love it.
00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,594 [whispering voices] 6.99...three for $15...
00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,223 Three for 15.99... Two pack only 19.98...
00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:43,265 Aah!
00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,274 [thunder rumbles]
00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:56,111 Ahh...
00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:58,197 Oohhh...
00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,448 Yeah.
00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,117 Randy, what are you doing?
00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,202 N-nothing!
00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:06,413 I'm-i'm just gonna head down to the Wall Mart real quick.
00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,623 It's almost midnight.
00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,083 Yeah, think about it.
00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,167 If I go down there now,
00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,418 there won't be anybody else there!
00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,045 I can have all the bargains to myself!
00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,592 Thanks for coming to Wall Mart.
00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:23,097 All are welcome... All are welcome.
00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,769 Excuse me! Hello!
00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,354 Can somebody tell me why we're going to Jim's Drug
00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,647 to buy Voltar Cards
00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,399 when Wall Mart has them for three bucks cheaper?
00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:34,942 Dude, I can't deal with Wall Mart right now.
00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,653 My parents had me there for three hours last night!
00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,824 Oh, sorry, boys, I'm going out of business.
00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,533 Why, Mr. Farkel?
00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,076 I can't compete
00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,494 with Wall Mart's low prices.
00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,787 Everyone is shopping there now,
00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,706 and, well, I can't make end's meet.
00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:51,292 [sad violin tune]
00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,043 I've got to sell the store
00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,129 and try to find another line of work.
00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:58,257 Cartman, stop it!
00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,050 What, I just felt like playing a little violin, Kyle.
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,261 I appreciate your business, boys,
00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:04,263 but you'll have to try somewhere else in town.
00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,807 [sobbing]
00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,892 See? That sucks, dude!
00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,686 What? That's called progress, Kyle.
00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,313 Yeah, but what about all the people
00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:13,480 getting laid off from the grocery stores?
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:14,481 And what about all the--
00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:17,776 ♪♪
00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:18,694 [Crack]
00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,823 Whatever, I can go get another one at Wall Mart.
00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,491 It was only five bucks.
00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:27,161 Come on, let's go to Main Street
00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,454 and support one of those stores.
00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,666 What the hell?
00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,926 [glass shatters]
00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:45,763 [growling]
00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,682 Butters?
00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,434 [hisses]
00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,394 Butters, what the hell are you doing?
00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,146 Well, I'm just playin' monster.
00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,064 It's kinda spooky out here.
00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:58,192 [growling]
00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,195 Dude, we've gotta show our parents
00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,113 what Wall Mart is doing to our town!
00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,327 Dad?
00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,328 Jesus Christ.
00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:10,788 D-dad?
00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,123 [weakly] Staaan?
00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:14,458 Dad! Oh, my God!
00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,667 Stan...
00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:17,378 Wha-- Dad, are you dying?
00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:19,922 No, I'm just... really, really tired.
00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,757 I was shopping at Wall Mart all night.
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,217 But your face?
00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:24,635 In the checkout line,
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,053 they had these...
00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,097 little stickers filled with glitter.
00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,807 They were only 99 cents for 15 of them!
00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,809 I couldn't resist.
00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,685 Do you want one?
00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,979 Here, it's a little turtle.
00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:45,572 [knocking]
00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,449 Come in!
00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,120 Oh, hello, fine shoppers.
00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:54,123 Sir, we just had a big town meeting and decided
00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:58,794 we don't want your Wall Mart here anymore.
00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,505 We're sorry, but it seems our Main Street is dying
00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:03,298 and good people are losing their jobs.
00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:06,844 We'd all like you... out of South Park.
00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,930 [nervous chuckle]
00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,850 What, do you think I want to be here?
00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,227 I hate this place!
00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,479 But it... won't let me leave.
00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,690 But you run the Wall Mart.
00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:20,983 Oh, you're wrong.
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,485 Wall Mart isn't run by anybody.
00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,696 First it reels you in with its bargains.
00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,406 Next thing you know, you're working at the Wall Mart
00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,323 because it has all the jobs.
00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,741 Then you're sitting in a little office
00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,493 trapped on all sides.
00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,328 Then why don't you just quit?
00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:34,163 Not so loud!
00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,456 It can hear you!
00:07:35,581 --> 00:07:38,000 You hate Wall Mart, too?
00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,001 [rumbling]
00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,210 Agh! I didn't say that!
00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:41,712 I love Wall Mart!
00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,630 With all its fantastic bargains and one-stop shopping,
00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:47,134 who can't love it, right?
00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,635 Wall Mart takes the hassle out of shopping
00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,305 and makes it both affordable and fun!
00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,808 And Wall Mart really gives back to the community!
00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:56,351 Us people are certainly lucky
00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:57,728 to have a store like Wall Mart, aren't we?
00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:04,776 Geg-geg-geg-geg.
00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:08,822 Geg-geg-geg-geg.
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,370 Hey, wait a minute.
00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,747 I think we just got squirreled.
00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:19,249 Yeah, that guy probably thinks he can get us to go away
00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:20,709 by being so goofy.
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:21,835 [screaming]
00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,964 [farting]
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,677 Ha! You owe me five bucks, Kyle!
00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:36,600 Here we go, everyone.
00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,186 I got three nice steaks from South Park grocery.
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,103 We'll have to share them.
00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,563 Hah.
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,398 I remember when we could afford to buy six steaks
00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,566 when we shopped at Wall Mart.
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,400 Yeah, but, Dad, the whole town agreed
00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,027 not to shop at Wall Mart anymore.
00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:48,695 I know, I know!
00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,739 God! Nyaaa!
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,410 Mom, Dad, when people die, do they always crap their--
00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:56,495 [glass shatters]
00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,872 Oh, you stupid turd!
00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,415 Oh, Jesus, a broken glass.
00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,667 Well, I don't see any choice now.
00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:02,960 We have to go to Wall Mart.
00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:03,627 We do?
00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:06,171 Where else are we gonna get a new glass at this hour?
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:07,422 Everyone get your shoes on. We're going to Wall Mart!
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,632 But, Dad, we're not supposed to shop at--
00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,676 Stan! One family buying one glass
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,344 isn't gonna make a difference!
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:22,271 Hey...
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:23,438 Gerald, what are you doing?
00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,983 We said we weren't gonna shop at the Wall Mart anymore!
00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,276 Well, where else was I gonna get
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,278 a napkin dispenser at 9:30 at night?
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,488 Mr. Garrison, Chef, Jimbo!
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,573 Now, come on, people.
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,116 What the hell is wrong with you?
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,076 Don't you see what you're all doing?
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:39,454 Well, what are you doing here, Randy?
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,831 I came because I wanted to make sure
00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,499 nobody was shopping here!
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,001 Dad!
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,461 Oh, alright, and maybe I was gonna buy a glass.
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,630 One glass.
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,133 And some chips.
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,218 And butter.
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,052 And some new pliers.
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,096 Jesus... look at us.
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:57,764 We all don't like the Wall Mart,
00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,016 but we can't stop coming here.
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:02,644 It's like some mystical evil force.
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,147 Yeah, this place has a power over us we can't resist.
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,442 We have to find a way to put the South Park Wall Mart
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,193 out of business once and for all!
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,195 Let's burn it down!
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,322 No, no, no!
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,449 Let's freeze it!
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,035 I think its best we try to reason with it.
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,578 No!
00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,163 All you have to do is not shop at Wall Mart anymore!
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,289 If you want it to go away,
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,081 all it takes is a little self-control
00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,167 and personal responsibility!
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:38,138 ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:43,060 [all] ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,853 ♪ Kumbaya, my Lord... ♪
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,606 You butthole, Kyle.
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:48,940 You just had to go and ruin everything, didn't you?
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,484 It wasn't my idea to burn the Wall Mart down.
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:52,944 No, but you got everyone all worked up.
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,237 You were always jealous of the Wall Mart.
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:55,614 You always hated it.
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,366 Dude, our town is going to be better without--
00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:58,867 What the--
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,789 Oh, awesome!
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:04,790 How?
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,291 How did this happen?
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,924 Mom, Dad, why are you shopping here?
00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,301 We can't destroy it, Son.
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,596 We have to learn to live with it.
00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,056 Can I help you?
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,601 [screaming]
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:25,686 Dad, what are you doing?
00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,646 You get a discount working here.
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:28,772 10 percent.
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,357 That means the bargains are even better.
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,775 Dad, you're a geologist!
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,360 I'll make less money, sure, but,
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:34,611 as long as I buy everything at Wall Mart,
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:35,946 it will all even out.
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:36,988 Don't you see?
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,824 Wall Mart isn't our enemy.
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,325 It's our neighborhood friend.
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,166 Hey! Hey!
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,168 Who the hell told you to put this thing back up?
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,713 Sorry, kid, we got orders from corporate headquarters.
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,131 But nobody wants a Wall Mart here.
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,550 Then you're gonna have to talk to the higher-ups.
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,719 Where are they? - Bentonville, Arkansas.
00:11:58,844 --> 00:12:00,053 That's where Wall Mart started.
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,972 That's where all the bigwigs are.
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,685 Looks like we're gonna have to go to Arkansas!
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,311 Come on, guys!
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,480 We're gonna put a stop to Wall Mart once and for all!
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,817 Whoa, pixie sticks, 29 cents!
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,822 [rumbly growling]
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:19,990 Wall Mart?
00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:21,450 Are you speaking to me?
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,660 My friends?
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:24,953 Trying to hurt you again?
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,039 Yes, Wall Mart, I understand.
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,505 Three tickets to Bentonville Arkansas, please.
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,674 Wait guys, hold up!
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,717 I want to go with you and help out.
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,052 No way.
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:42,429 You want to go with us so you can betray us at some point
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,723 and keep us from destroying the Wall Mart.
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,850 Nuh-uh.
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,727 Yeah-huh!
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:49,978 You wanna go with us so that later you can go,
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,229 "Ha ha, I was working for Wall Mart all along"
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,522 or something.
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,191 I am not, Kyle!
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,568 Dude, just let him come. The bus is about to leave.
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,028 Alright, fine. Come on, fatass.
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,281 Heh-heh.
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:03,158 You fools have no idea
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,910 that I will never let you hurt the Wall Mart.
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,286 I heard that! - You heard what?
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,662 You said we have no idea
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:08,955 that you're never gonna let us hurt Wall Mart!
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,041 That's not what I said! - Dude, come on.
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,210 He's working for the Wall Mart to stop us from succeeding!
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,545 Dude, we have to go!
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,131 God damn it.
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,966 Well, hurry up if you're coming, Cartman!
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:20,967 Heh-heh.
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,344 You stupid fools have no idea
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,094 that I'm actually working for the Wall Mart
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,472 to stop you from succeeding!
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,355 God damn, that took a long time.
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,564 It would have been faster
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,565 if Cartman hadn't slashed the tires!
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,025 I did not!
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,528 I wanna close Wall Mart just as much as you guys do!
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,200 Can I help you?
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,743 Yeah, we've come to complain.
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,412 We don't want a Wall Mart in our town.
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,664 Who does?
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,833 Nobody likes what the Wall Mart does.
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,918 But it keeps right on doing it.
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,255 We want to talk to who's in charge.
00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,589 In charge?
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,550 I guess that would be Harvey Brown.
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,343 He's the current president of Wall Mart,
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,053 one of the original creators.
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,346 Where's he?
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:14,312 We...invented the Wall Mart Supercenter in 1987.
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,605 The idea was simple:
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,940 build a store for one-stop shopping
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,024 where bulk purchases
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,527 could keep prices incredibly low.
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,404 We didn't know what we were doing.
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,031 In just four years, it was out of control.
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,367 So, how do we stop it?
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,828 You don't stop it.
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,204 There has to be a way.
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,414 There's nothing! Don't you understand?
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,668 Nothing can stop the Wall Mart in your town!
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,795 Unless... Of course...
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,213 You can find and destroy its heart.
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,965 The heart of Wall Mart?
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,174 Sir, don't you think you're talking a little too much?
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,219 Every Wall Mart has a heart...
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,888 Somewhere near the television department.
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,180 Destroy the heart,
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:50,891 and you could reverse the entire process.
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,475 You speak too much, sir.
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,393 Why don't you guys just destroy the heart?
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,187 Because the Wall Mart stops you!
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:57,606 Many have tried, kid--
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,399 union leaders, nature activists,
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,734 even the best fair trade lawyers
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,235 have tried to stop the Wall Mart, and now?
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,406 They are Wall Mart shoppers, all.
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,575 Alright. Come on, you guys. We have to get back home.
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,161 It won't work! Don't you understand?
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,495 It isn't going to stop
00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:14,581 until there's nothing but Wall Mart left!
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,499 Jesus, what did we do?
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,043 What did we doooo?
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,630 Boys...
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,007 Tell the world I'm sorry.
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:27,552 No, dude, don't!
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,512 [farting]
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,516 Ha, ha hahahaha!
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,143 That's 10 bucks you owe me, dickface!
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,148 [thunder crackling]
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,196 Alright, this is it.
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,031 If Wall Mart has a heart,
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,741 we have to find it and destroy it.
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,952 No matter what the Wall Mart does to try to stop us,
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:52,661 we have to be strong.
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,621 Let's do it.
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,374 I'm afraid not, Kyle!
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,792 Wall Mart is a great store.
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,002 I cannot let you fools ruin its terrific bargains.
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:05,215 You see, I was working for Wall Mart all along.
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:05,924 I knew you were!
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,717 No, you didn't.
00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,219 Yes, I did!
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,512 I said from the beginning you would do this!
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,013 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did!
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,098 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did!
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,015 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did!
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,684 [repeating]
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,814 You see, Kyle, it was me who slashed the bus--
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:21,606 slashed the bus tires in Arkansas!
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,858 I said so! I told you--
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,527 La la la la la laaaa I can't hear you!
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,195 I can't hear you! La la la la lalaaaa!
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:30,240 I'm sorry, boys,
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,784 but if you want to hurt the Wall Mart
00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,411 you'll have to go through me.
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,745 We don't have time for this.
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,664 Kenny, keep him away from us.
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,709 Very well, Kenny. Let us battle!
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,419 Ow, Kenny.
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:43,586 Kenny, knock it off!
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,923 Welcome to Wall Mart.
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,758 Save it, grandpa.
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,218 We gotta find the television department.
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,976 Aaaah!
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,562 Boys, these axes are only 4.99.
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,689 Dad, we know how to destroy the Wall Mart.
00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,190 Shh! What are you talking about?
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,735 One of the creators told us.
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,028 You have to take your keys over to the television department.
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,112 Television department...
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,780 Alright, come on, let's go.
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:14,242 Oh, my God! - What?
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,869 Those $2 salt and pepper shakers!
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:18,038 They were $3 five minutes ago!
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,581 The Wall Mart is lowering its prices to try and stop us!
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,167 Come on, we gotta try to make it to the back!
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:26,880 Aaagh!
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,339 Don't look! Don't look at its bargains!
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:35,889 [all screaming]
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,515 I think I see the television department in the back!
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,808 Is that the right way, Dad?
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,934 Dad?
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,269 Dad!
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,563 This screwdriver set is only 9.98!
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,564 Come on, Dad!
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,815 I can't make it, boys!
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:46,691 You're gonna have to go on without me!
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,568 No, Dad, we need your keys!
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,569 This bargain is too great for me!
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,863 I'm gonna have to buy these.
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,114 Here, take the keys and go on!
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,866 The television department is near the back!
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,326 Next to the cell phones!
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:57,619 Go, hurry!
00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,246 I'm gonna go buy these screwdrivers!
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,998 There, the television department!
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,797 Hello, boys.
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,882 Congratulations on getting this far.
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,051 Who are you?
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,178 I am...Wall Mart.
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,972 You?
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,975 I have taken this form in order to talk to you,
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,227 but I can take many forms.
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,313 Does this suit you better?
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,400 Or perhaps you'd prefer this form.
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,154 I can take whichever form I like.
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,407 We don't want your store in our town,
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,450 we've come to destroy you.
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:38,618 Where's the heart?
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,452 To find the heart of Wall Mart,
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,955 one must first ask one's self
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,833 "who is it that asks the question?"
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,543 Me. I'm asking the question.
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:47,669 Ah, yes, but who are you?
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,255 Stan Marsh-- now, where's the heart?
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,799 Ah, you know the answer but not the question.
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,884 The question is: where is the heart?
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,181 Very well, you want to see the heart of Wall Mart?
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,101 It lies beyond that plasma screen television.
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,733 It's a mirror.
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,818 Yes, don't you see?
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,987 That is the heart of Wall Mart--
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,489 You, the consumer.
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:20,034 I take many forms-- Wall Mart, K-Mart, Target--
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,786 but I am one single entity:
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,414 desire.
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:25,707 Well, the guy in Arkansas said to destroy the heart.
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,296 Aagh! No!
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,381 No, what have you done?
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:38,094 Now you shall see my true form!
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,055 Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,225 Now you see me as I truly am!
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,061 We better get outta here!
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,987 Get out! It's gonna blow!
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,366 Dad, come on, we gotta get out!
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,535 It's too late for me, son!
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,495 I have to buy this stuff!
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,039 The Wall Mart is imploding!
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,123 Everybody out now!
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,542 [all screaming]
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,227 [farting]
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,023 Haa ha ha ha!
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,192 Boys, you did it!
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,735 You killed the Wall Mart!
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,278 [cheers]
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:38,529 How did you do it, Kyle?
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,530 All Wall Marts start a self-destruction sequence
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,115 if you break a mirror in the back.
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,951 We know how to destroy it now.
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,661 Spread the word to other towns.
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:52,168 Wait, I think I understand the symbolism of the mirror.
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,420 The Wall Mart... is us.
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,129 Duh.
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,091 You see, boys, if we like our small-town charm
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,509 more than big corporate bullies,
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,512 we all have to be willing to pay a little bit more.
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,430 Do you understand?
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:05,139 Yeah!
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,809 Let's all go shop at Jim's Drug, down the street!
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,560 [all cheering]
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:31,124 All: ♪ Oh, Lord, kumbaya ♪
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:32,375 Alright, let's not make that mistake again.
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,585 Yeah, let's go shop over at True Value.
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:35,878 Let's go! - Yeah!

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