Клизма и дерьмо — Общество защиты животных протестует против использования коровы в качестве талисмана школы. Стэн не хочет голосовать на выборах нового талисмана, где разгорается борьба кандидатов Кайла и Картмана.

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Общество защиты животных протестует против использования коровы в качестве талисмана школы. Стэн не хочет голосовать на выборах нового талисмана, где разгорается борьба кандидатов Кайла и Картмана.

Субтитры

00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,400 Субтитры, перевод - madcappages@yandex. ru
00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,200 Саут-Парк. Эпизод 808, "Кусок Говна и Мандочист"
00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,865 Мы - Саут-Парк, зелено-белые! Вперед в бой, Коровы смелые!
00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:40,900 Никому не победить Корову! Вперед, Саут-Парк! Мы - Саут-Парк, зелено-белые! Вперед в бой, Коровы смелые!
00:00:40,935 --> 00:00:43,900 Никому не победить Корову! Вперед, Саут-Парк!
00:00:43,935 --> 00:00:45,900 Эй, Саут-Парк, как настрой!?
00:00:45,935 --> 00:00:47,865 Мууууууу!
00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:50,865 По-моему, у наших Коров самый боевой настрой. А, Менди?
00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:53,865 Да, и Саут-Парк точно покажет Литтлетону на следующей неделе.
00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,900 Так давайте выведем нашего талисмана, чтобы он поднял наш боевой дух!
00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:02,400 Это Билли! Билли, помаши мне! Помаши мне, Билли!
00:01:02,435 --> 00:01:03,900 Баттерс, заткнись, твою мать...
00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:13,865 Мы – организация PETA - Люди за гуманное обращение с животными!
00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:14,900 Мы протестуем против бездушного использования вами коров в качестве школьного талисмана! Мы – организация PETA - Люди за гуманное обращение с животными!
00:01:14,935 --> 00:01:17,900 Мы протестуем против бездушного использования вами коров в качестве школьного талисмана!
00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,400 О, Господи! Только не PETA...
00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:25,400 Коров калечат и забивают, и используют как предмет потребления!
00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:32,900 Это нечестно по отношению к коровам! Это - ваше бездушие!
00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:39,865 Корова – это раб! Корова – это предмет потребления!
00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,900 Который потом выбрасывает общество, сошедшее с верного пути!
00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,865 Итак, дети, мне только что сообщили,
00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:52,900 что ввиду того, что эко-террористы атаковали нашу школу в 47 раз,
00:01:52,935 --> 00:01:56,900 нам придется поменять талисман школы!
00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,900 Но, мистер Гаррисон, если мы изменим талисман, то это значит, что эко-террористы победили!
00:02:01,935 --> 00:02:04,865 Все верно, Стенли, эко-террористы победили.
00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,865 Так, у меня здесь бюллетени для выборов талисмана.
00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:11,900 Каждый ученик должен отметить квадратик напротив того талисмана, который ему больше понравился.
00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,900 Тот, кого отметит наибольшее число учеников, станет новым талисманом школы.
00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,900 Но нам нравиться быть "Коровами"!
00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:22,900 Вы несете ответственность за порабощение и геноцид миллионов!
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:25,417 Убирайтесь отсюда, PETA, мы уже меняем наш талисман!
00:02:25,452 --> 00:02:27,900 Мы говорим за тех, кто не может говорить за себя!
00:02:27,935 --> 00:02:31,417 Уходите, убирайтесь отсюда. Убирайтесь!
00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:34,900 Господи, откуда они только берутся?
00:02:34,935 --> 00:02:36,917 Убирайтесь!
00:02:36,952 --> 00:02:38,865 Блин, отстой!
00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:42,900 Ну, дети, все не так плохо. В бюллетенях есть много новых отличных талисманов, из которых можно выбирать:
00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:47,865 Ураганы, Бураны, Краснокожие, Индейцы...
00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:50,400 Но ведь Индейцы и Краснокожие так же оскорбительны!
00:02:50,435 --> 00:02:52,900 Нет, с ними все в порядке. PETA наплевать на людей.
00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,865 Твою мать, PETA меня бесит!
00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:58,900 Теперь нашим талисманом окажется какой-нибудь тупой орел или педская рысь.
00:02:58,935 --> 00:03:00,865 Подождите! Пацаны, у меня офигенная идея!
00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:04,900 Мы должны пойти и сказать всем ученикам, которым можем, чтобы они не отмечали ни один из талисманов в этом бюллетене,
00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,900 а вместо этого вписали туда Гигантского Мандочиста!
00:03:07,935 --> 00:03:08,865 Да!
00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:09,865 (Да, офигенно!)
00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:10,865 Нет, нет, подождите-ка!
00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:11,865 У меня есть идея получше, пацаны.
00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,865 Мы должны пойти и сказать всем ученикам, которым можем,
00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:19,400 чтобы они не отмечали ни один из талисманов в этом бюллетене, а вместо этого вписали туда...
00:03:19,435 --> 00:03:20,900 "Сэндвич с Говном"!
00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:24,865 Сэндвич с Говном не лучше чем Гигантский Мандочист.
00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,865 Он всего лишь где-то в тысячу раз лучше, правда, пацаны?
00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:28,865 Пошли! Мы должны быстро сказать всем! Это будет так прикольно!
00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:32,900 Это была моя идея, и мы скажем всем вписать Гигантского Мандочиста! Это намного прикольней!
00:03:32,935 --> 00:03:33,865 Нет не прикольней!
00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,900 Кенни, что смешнее? Гигантский Мандочист или Сэндвич с Говном?
00:03:35,935 --> 00:03:36,865 ("Гигантский Мандочист")
00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:39,900 Эй, ты это говоришь только из-за того, что я на той неделе сломал твоему коту ногу.
00:03:39,935 --> 00:03:41,900 Стен, ты выбираешь Гигантского Мандочиста или Сэндвич с Говном?
00:03:41,935 --> 00:03:43,865 Чувак, мне реально наплевать.
00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,900 Двое против одного, потому что Стену наплевать. Итак, победил Гигантский Мандочист.
00:03:45,935 --> 00:03:47,900 Подождите-ка, а как насчет Баттерса?
00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:48,865 Ты же ненавдишь Баттерса!
00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:52,900 Вашу мать, пацаны, Баттерс – наш друг, и ему позволено высказывать свое мнение!
00:03:52,935 --> 00:03:53,865 Баттерс, что смешнее:
00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,900 тупой несмешной Гигантский Сэндвич или супер-прикольный Сэндвич с Говном?
00:03:56,935 --> 00:03:58,417 Ха-ха, Сэндвич с Говном!
00:03:58,452 --> 00:03:59,865 Ты его запутал, жиртрест!
00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:01,900 Это – лучший выбор, и мы с Баттерсом от него не откажемся.
00:04:01,935 --> 00:04:04,865 Да! А зачем это?
00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:08,900 Джимми, мы хотим, чтобы все вписали по-настоящему смешной талисман, и ты должен сказать нам, какой будет смешнее.
00:04:08,935 --> 00:04:12,900 Это гениальная идея, ребят. Ключ к успеху юмора – это стойкость юмористического эффекта.
00:04:12,935 --> 00:04:14,400 Скажите мне, какой первый талисман?
00:04:14,435 --> 00:04:15,865 Гигантский Мандочист.
00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:18,900 О’кей, довольно смешно. А какой второй?
00:04:18,935 --> 00:04:20,865 Сэндвич с Говном.
00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:23,900 О’кей, теперь давайте подождем десять секунд...
00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,900 О’кей, теперь скажите-ка мне первый снова.
00:04:30,935 --> 00:04:32,900 Гигантский Мандочист
00:04:33,900 --> 00:04:36,865 - А второй? - Сэндвич с Говном.
00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:40,400 Господи, они оба дико смешные, ребят. Лучше подождать еще десять секунд.
00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:47,400 Итак, сейчас мы поймем, какой из них по-настоящему сохраняет юмористический эффект.
00:04:47,435 --> 00:04:48,365 Номер один?
00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,865 Гигантский Мандочист
00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:53,865 - О’кей, по-моему, я понял. Номер два? - Сэндвич с Говном.
00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,865 Господи, я не знаю, что и сказать, ребят. Они оба – настоящая классика.
00:04:56,900 --> 00:05:00,400 Но я наверное все-таки выберу Гигантского Мандочиста, просто потому, что тот факт, что он является гигантским
00:05:00,435 --> 00:05:02,900 подчеркивает его бесполезность, добавляя к сатире оттенок пародии.
00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,365 О, мы проиграли?
00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,900 Отлично, решено. Давайте все впишем Гигантского Мандочиста!
00:05:07,935 --> 00:05:09,900 О’кей. Ты выиграл, Кайл.
00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:14,365 Прошу внимания!
00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,400 Мы подсчитали бюллетени по выборам талисмана, и теперь должны провести всеобщее по школе
00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,900 голосование между двумя кандидатами, набравшими наибольшее количество голосов.
00:05:21,935 --> 00:05:25,900 Итак, первый претендент - Гигантский Мандочист.
00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,400 Вперед, Гигантский Мандочист!
00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,900 Эй, Саут-Парк! Как настрой?!
00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,900 У нас боевой настрой! Мандочисты мы с тобой!
00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,900 Вперед, мандочисты!
00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,900 А теперь, второй кандидат - Сэндвич с Говном.
00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:03,900 Давай, Сэндвич с Говном!
00:06:03,935 --> 00:06:05,365 Картман, твою мать!
00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,900 Гигантский Мандочист – отстой!
00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:11,900 Смелость города берет! Сэндвичи с дерьмом – вперед!
00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:18,400 Теперь школьники могут сделать выбор между Гигантским Мандочистом и Сэндвичем с Говном.
00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,865 Мы подсчитаем голоса во вторник.
00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:23,900 Ты не получишь больше голосов чем мы, урод!
00:06:23,935 --> 00:06:25,167 Размечтался, жиденыш!
00:06:25,202 --> 00:06:26,400 Да, размечтался, жиденыш!
00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,900 Обязательно проголосуйте за Гигантского Мандочиста.
00:06:30,935 --> 00:06:32,917 (Гигантский Мандочист! Голосуйте за него!)
00:06:32,952 --> 00:06:34,865 Гигантский Мандочист – это ваш кандидат!
00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:38,900 Кайл, а это не заходит ли слишком далеко? В смысле, нам что, разве нужно, чтобы талисманом школы стал Гигантский Мандочист?
00:06:38,935 --> 00:06:40,900 Чувак, я не собираюсь проиграть тупому картмановскому Сэндвичу с Говном.
00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:45,865 Голосуйте за Сэндвич с Говном!
00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:48,865 Это самые важные выборы в нашей жизни!
00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:50,865 Сэндвич с Говном принесет нам надежду на перемены!
00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:53,900 Голос за Сэндвич с Говном - это голос, отданный за завтрашний день!
00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:54,900 Видишь! Ты что, правда хочешь, чтобы победил этот урод?
00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:56,865 - Я не голосую! - Что?
00:06:56,900 --> 00:07:00,900 Ты должен проголосовать, чувак. Ты что, не видел всю эту фигню типа Голосуй, а то проиграешь или ГГГолосуй или умри” Паффа Дэдди.
00:07:00,935 --> 00:07:02,400 Я просто думаю, что это все тупо!
00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:07,900 Кенни, мы должны заставить Стена понять важность голосования,
00:07:07,935 --> 00:07:09,900 потому что он по любому проголосует за нашего кандидата.
00:07:09,935 --> 00:07:10,900 (Да!)
00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,365 Как прошел день в школе, Стенли?
00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:18,400 Это было глупо. Школе нужен новый талисман, и мы должны выбрать между Гигантским Мандочистом и Сэндвичем с Говном.
00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,365 Что ты сказал?
00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,865 Ты что сейчас сказал, что выборы - это глупо?
00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,900 Нет, я думаю, что выборы – это здорово, но если я должен выбирать между мандочистом и куском говна, я просто не вижу в чем смысл.
00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,865 Ты не видишь в этом смысла?! О, я просто не могу на нашу молодежь!
00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:37,150 Стенли, знаешь ли ты, сколько людей погибло за то, чтобы у тебя было право голосовать?
00:07:37,185 --> 00:07:40,400 Мам, я просто не вижу большой разницы между мандочистом и куском говна. Мне все равно.
00:07:40,435 --> 00:07:41,865 Тебе все равно?
00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:44,900 Ты правда хочешь, чтобы талисманом твоей школы был Сэндвич с Говном?
00:07:44,935 --> 00:07:47,365 На твоей футбольной форме?! Кусок говна?!
00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,400 Ну подожди секунду, Ренди, мне кажется Сэндвич с Говном на их форме - это несколько лучше, чем Гигантский Мандочист!
00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:54,400 Ты с ума сошла! Мандочист по крайней мере чист!
00:07:54,435 --> 00:07:55,865 Это унижает женщин!
00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:57,900 Ты не понимаешь в чем суть проблемы, Шерон!
00:07:57,935 --> 00:07:58,865 Ты что, считаешь меня глупой?
00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:02,900 Ну, если ты думаешь, что талисманом школы должен быть Сэндвич с Говном, ты уж далеко не Эйнштейн.
00:08:02,935 --> 00:08:06,900 Мне надоело, что ты постоянно пренебрежительно относишься к моему мнению, сукин ты сын!
00:08:06,935 --> 00:08:08,900 Я ненавижу эту семью, ненавижу!
00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,400 Пафф Дэдди?
00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:21,900 Твой друг Кайл сказал, что ты не понимаешь важность голосования...
00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:27,400 Очевидно ты не слышал о моей кампании Голосуй или умри..
00:08:27,435 --> 00:08:30,400 Голосуй или умри?! Блин да что это вообще значит?
00:08:30,435 --> 00:08:32,900 А ты как думаешь, сука?!
00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,900 Голосуй, ё* твою мать, голосуй или умри!
00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,417 Голосуй, а то мой нож тебя почешет изнутри.
00:08:41,452 --> 00:08:44,676 Демократия основана на правиле простом -
00:08:44,711 --> 00:08:47,900 Иди и голосуй, иначе я убью тебя потом.
00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,865 Я люблю, когда ты голосуешь, сучка,
00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:53,900 Тряси-ка сиськами, когда ты голосуешь, сучка,
00:08:53,935 --> 00:08:55,865 Моя фомка может тебе челюсть оторвать,
00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:59,400 Тащи свой толстый зад скорее бюллетень заполнять.
00:08:59,435 --> 00:09:02,900 Я сказал, голосуй, сука, а то я тебя убью, б**.
00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:06,865 Голосуй, ё* твою мать, голосуй или умри.
00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,865 38-й калибр – что надо, а ну попробуй, убеги!
00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:11,865 Пусть твое мнение услышат, ты должен сделать выбор.
00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:14,900 А то заточкой, б***ь по горлу, и ты станешь нем, как рыба.
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,900 Голосуй или умри!
00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:21,865 Ладно,
00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:22,900 я проголосую.
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,765 Привет, Клайд!
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,265 Чего вам пацаны надо?
00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:35,300 Мы тут просто думали, за кого ты мог бы голосовать на выборах талисмана школы?
00:09:35,335 --> 00:09:36,265 Я еще не определился.
00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:40,300 О, правда? Это интересно. Ты обязательно должен об этом подумать, и принять верное решение.
00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:45,300 Хочешь ириску?
00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:48,265 Конечно!
00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:51,265 Клайд, ты знаешь, что Сэндвич с Говном может сделать для нашей школы?
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:55,300 Сэндвич с Говном - это не только первое говно, претендующее на то, чтобы стать талисманом школы, но еще и первый сэндвич.
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:02,300 Понимаешь, Сэндвич с Гоном предлагает нашей школе полный набор всего необходимого:
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:06,265 Кусок говна и хлеб, и салат, и оливку.
00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,300 В то время как Гигантский Мандочист всего лишь...
00:10:09,335 --> 00:10:12,765 гигантский мандочист.
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,800 Итак, когда придет день выборов, ты скорее всего проголосуешь за Сэндвич с Говном, да?
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,265 Я все еще до конца не уверен...
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:24,300 Ну, тогда возможно мы заинтересуем тебя...
00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:26,300 еще одной ириской?
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,265 Ты делаешь все правильно, Стен.
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,300 Разве ты теперь не ощущаешь себя частью чего-то важного?
00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,300 Наверное...
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:44,300 Слушай, сейчас это может казаться неважным, но твой голос действительно имеет значение, мы все должны сделать свой вклад.
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:45,800 О’кей...
00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,300 Слушай… подожди, что ты делаешь?
00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:50,265 Я голосую.
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,300 Нет-нет, ты отметил "Сэндвич с Говном".
00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:53,800 Да, я знаю.
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,300 Чувак, ты должен проголосовать за Гигантского Мандочиста.
00:10:57,335 --> 00:10:59,265 Я думал, я должен принять свое собственное решение.
00:10:59,300 --> 00:11:01,300 Ну да, но только если твое решение – голосовать за Гигантского Мандочиста!
00:11:01,335 --> 00:11:02,265 Та что, блин, с тобой такое?
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:05,300 Погоди-ка! ты не хотел, чтобы я голосовал, ты хотел, чтобы я проголосовал за твоего кандидата!
00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:08,300 Ну, я просто решил, что ты проголосуешь за моего кандидата. Ты чей друг-то, б***ь?
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,265 Паффи!
00:11:09,300 --> 00:11:12,300 Эй, иди на х**, Кайл. Не дай им запугать себя, Стен. Я провожу тебя до урны.
00:11:12,335 --> 00:11:15,265 А потом я закажу тебе мясной обед со всякими приправами...
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:19,300 Да забей! Меня не уговорят голосовать, и не заставят голосовать угрозами, если мне этого не хочется!
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,800 Я не буду голосовать, и вам всем придется смириться с этим!
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:28,300 Мы просто не знаем, что нам делать с вашим сыном, мистер и миссис Марш!
00:11:28,335 --> 00:11:30,265 Он просто не понимает важность голосования!
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:33,300 Стенли, когда ты пошел в школу утром, ты сказал, что собираешься проголосовать.
00:11:33,335 --> 00:11:35,265 Вся эта затея – глупость!
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:39,265 Видите? Он неуправляем. Это чуть не разрушило всю нашу семью!
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:43,300 Ну, я ничего не могу поделать. Мы больше не можем позволять поведению Стена быть угрозой для других детей.
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,265 Его придется выгнать.
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:49,300 Теперь ты доволен, Стен? Ты добился, чтобы тебя временно отстранили от занятий.
00:11:49,335 --> 00:11:51,265 Нет, я боюсь все несколько хуже...
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:55,300 По закону округа я должна применить самое суровое наказание!
00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:57,817 Исключение?
00:11:57,852 --> 00:12:00,300 Нет. Изгнание.
00:12:00,335 --> 00:12:01,265 Изгнание?
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:04,300 Вы можете подать апелляцию в городской совет, но я не думаю, что это поможет.
00:12:04,335 --> 00:12:08,300 Ваш сын должен покинуть Саут-Парк, и никогда не возвращаться.
00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:11,265 О, Ренди...
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:14,300 Наш сын изгнан. Что мы сделали не так?
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,300 Вы ведь все шутите, да?
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:28,300 Как это было во времена наших предков, так это случится и теперь:
00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:31,817 Стен Марш, за отказ следовать священнейшему из наших обрядов,
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,300 ты настоящим указом изгоняешься из Саут-Парка на веки вечные...
00:12:35,335 --> 00:12:38,567 ...или до тех пор, пока ты не решишь, что выборы важны.
00:12:38,602 --> 00:12:41,800 Прощай, Стен. И да будут боги с тобой добрее, чем были мы.
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,800 Стен, ты не думаешь, что это зашло слишком далеко?
00:12:58,835 --> 00:13:00,300 Так уж это важно?
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:02,800 Да, просто проголосуй...
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,300 за Гигантского Мандочиста.
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,300 Я не буду голосовать!
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,300 Йоу, Паффи, мы что позволим этому случиться?
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,265 Мы должны убить этого неголосующего дурака!
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:20,300 Нет, Джустейшес, пусть идет. Он и двух недель не выдержит в пустыне...
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,265 Это разбивает сердце твоей маме, Стен...
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,300 Она даже не может помочь привязать тебя к лошади!
00:13:27,335 --> 00:13:29,265 Отец, а тебе не кажется, что это уже слишком?
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:33,300 Господи, я боюсь, ты никогда не поймешь, как важны выборы.
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,300 Прощай, Стен.
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,800 Но!
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:52,300 Это одна из самых трудных вещей, которые приходится делать родителям...
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,800 - Посмотрите, что это? - О, бедняжка!
00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:14,265 Эй?
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,300 Не волнуйся, мы освободим тебя.
00:14:16,335 --> 00:14:17,800 Только посиди спокойно...
00:14:17,835 --> 00:14:18,765 О, слава богу!
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,300 Слез с него, ты грязный человек!
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,265 Бедняжке нужна вода.
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,265 Теперь ты в безопасности.
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,800 Тебе должно быть стыдно за то, что ты сделал из этого коня своего раба.
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,300 Идем, ты можешь остаться жить с нами.
00:14:34,335 --> 00:14:35,300 Мы дадим тебе пищу и кров.
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:36,817 А как насчет меня?
00:14:36,852 --> 00:14:38,300 Откройте ворота!
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,300 Бедному животному нужна в пища и вода.
00:14:51,335 --> 00:14:53,317 Здесь ты всегда дома, друг.
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:55,265 Ребенок тоже хочет остаться.
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,300 Меня посадили на коня. Я не хотел ехать на нем.
00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:00,265 Я не знаю, можно ли тебе остаться...
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:04,300 Нам надо спросить у доктора Корнуоллиса. Пойдем.
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,265 Обычно мы не принимаем к себе чужаков.
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:11,265 Понимаешь, мы живем в гармонии с животными.
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,265 Они для нас не домашние любимцы, а равноправные товарищи.
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:18,300 Мы работаем вместе с животными и стараемся жить по их законам...
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:24,300 Мы дружим с животными. Мы сосуществуем, и мы...
00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:26,317 ...женимся между собой.
00:15:26,352 --> 00:15:28,265 Это моя жена, Дженис.
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:32,300 Во внешнем мире люди с презрением относятся к человеку, женившемуся на ламе, но наша любовь не знает границ.
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,300 Ух-ты, вы действительно любите животных.
00:15:42,335 --> 00:15:43,265 А почему нет?!
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,265 Вот Марк живет с Келли уже три года...
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:50,300 А у Гари и Салли недавно получилось завести ребенка.
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,265 Убейте меня...
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,300 Да, жизнь здесь прекрасна и естественна. Но теперь, когда ты знаешь, где находится наш лагерь,
00:15:57,335 --> 00:16:01,300 тебе придется либо остаться жить с нами, либо умереть.
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,800 Я останусь жить с вами.
00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:05,265 Это не тебе решать.
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:09,300 Ты должен поговорить с доктором Корнуоллисом.
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,265 Что он сказал?
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,265 Он сказал, что я могу остаться.
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:39,265 Отлично. Доктор Корнуоллис мудр не по годам.
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:43,300 Вот тебе футболка и наклейка на бампер с символикой PETA.
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:53,065 Это Дебаты 2004 с ведущим Джимом Лерером.
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:57,100 Добро пожаловать на теледебаты между Гигантским Мандочистом и Сэндвичем с Говном.
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,065 Мы начнем с Гигантского Мандочиста.
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:04,100 Сэр, некоторые школьники и их родители не хотят, чтобы их представлял гигантский мандочист.
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:07,065 Что вы можете сказать этим людям?
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,065 Джим, прежде всего я хотел бы поблагодарить вас за то, что вы проводите эти дебаты.
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:13,100 Я бы также хотел поблагодарить всех школьников и их родителей за то, что они пришли сегодня.
00:17:13,135 --> 00:17:15,065 Подлиза! Подлиза!
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,065 Чего? Он же явно подмазывается!
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,100 Но я бы хотел, чтобы те школьники и их родители, которые сомневаются во мне,
00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:22,100 просто посмотрели бы на моего оппонента.
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,600 Он – бутерброд с говном.
00:17:25,635 --> 00:17:28,065 Вы бутерброд с говном.
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,100 Нет, сэр, простите меня, но вообще-то вы бутерброд с говном.
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:33,065 Вы бутерброд с говном.
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:37,065 - Сэр, вы бутерброд с говном. - Вы бутерброд с говном.
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,100 Сэндвич с Говном, я бы попросил вас не перебивать оппонента.
00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:42,065 Извините меня, Джим.
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,100 В любом случае, как я уже сказал...
00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:46,100 Постойте, я забыл о чем я говорил...
00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:47,065 Ха! Ну и мандочист!
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,065 Хорошо, Сэндвич с Говном, следующий вопрос для вас:
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:54,100 Как начальная школа Саут-Парка должна обеспечивать соблюдение
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:59,100 правил поведения юными спортсменами во время проведения спортивных мероприятий?
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:03,065 Понимаете, мой оппонент даже не знает ответ на этот вопрос.
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,600 Если вы зададите ему этот же вопрос, он не сможет на него ответить!
00:18:06,635 --> 00:18:10,100 Он будет просто стоять и болтать ни о чем, пока его не спасет гудок...
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:15,100 Ваше время вышло, Говно.
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:20,100 Стен, я хочу представить тебя своей падчерице Терезе.
00:18:20,135 --> 00:18:23,100 Похоже, ты ей понравился...
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,065 И у нее течка...
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,065 Э, нет спасибо, не надо.
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:31,100 Стен, некоторые члены PETA начинают сомневаться, любишь ли ты животных?
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,100 Я на самом деле люблю животных,
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:35,065 просто не так, как вы.
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:38,100 Тебе не место здесь, Стен. Ты должен вернуться домой.
00:18:38,135 --> 00:18:41,100 Я не могу. Меня изгнали за то, что я не стал голосовать.
00:18:41,135 --> 00:18:43,065 Господи, но почему же ты не хотел голосовать?
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:47,100 Я думаю, что выборы – это здорово. Просто в этот раз мне было все равно, потому что выбирали между Гигантским Мандочистом и Сэндвичем с Говном.
00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:51,100 Но Стен, ты что, не знаешь, что всегда приходится выбирать между между гигантским мандочистом и сэндвичем с говном.
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:57,100 Почти каждые выборы с начала времен были борьбой между каким-нибудь куском говна и мандочистом.
00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:01,100 Это единственные люди, которые настолько обсосны, что могут так далеко продвинуться в политике.
00:19:01,135 --> 00:19:04,065 Мне кажется, вы правы.
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:08,100 Йоу, что я тебе обещал с тобой сделать, сука!?
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:13,100 Ааа! Он носит на себе кожу животного!
00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:17,100 Получи!
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:22,100 Я надеюсь, это научит вас тому, что такое боль...
00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:26,100 Итиус, Родикус!
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:36,100 Защищайте животных, защищайте животных!
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:42,100 Дженис, мы умрем вместе, в объятиях друг друга!
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:49,100 Убейте меня! Убейте МЕНЯ!
00:19:56,100 --> 00:20:00,100 Ладненько, вот еще один голос за Сэндвич с Говном.
00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:02,065 Так кто победил, мистер Мэкки?!
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:06,100 Разрыв очень небольшой, но, похоже, победит Гигантский Мандочист.
00:20:06,135 --> 00:20:07,065 О нет! Нет!
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,100 Ха! Ты проиграл, жиртрест!
00:20:09,135 --> 00:20:13,100 Эй, погодите-ка!
00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,065 Стен!
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:22,065 Стен, ты вернулся. Это значит, ты понял, важность выборов?
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:26,100 Я понял, что мне лучше привыкнуть выбирать между куском говна и мандочистом, потому что это единственный выбор, который у меня будет.
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,065 Он будет голосовать!
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,100 - Он будет голосовать! - Он будет голосовать!
00:20:32,135 --> 00:20:35,100 Пойдем голосовать! Пусть наши голоса услышат!
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,100 Нам дали право выбирать между куском говна и мандочистом.
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:45,100 Это демократия в действии! Проверь свою свободу!
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:50,100 Здоровый жирный кусок говна или тупой мандочист. Кто тебе больше нравиться?
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:56,100 С учетом голоса Стена, общее число голосов, поданное за Сэндвич с Говном составило 36!
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,100 А за Гигантского Мандочиста отдано...
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:01,065 1410 голосов!
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:05,100 Гигантский Мандочист все равно победил!
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,100 Блин, так мой голос даже и не имел значения!?
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,065 Эй! Это не так, Стен!
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:15,100 Ты не можешь определять важность выборов тем, выиграл ли твой кандидат или нет!
00:21:15,135 --> 00:21:17,065 Твой голос все же имел значение...
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:21,100 Эй, слушайте, только что всех членов PETA нашли убитыми в их лагере!
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,100 Что за? Все они мертвы?
00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:26,065 Ну, это значит...
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:30,100 Что мы снова можем быть Коровами Саут-Парка!
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:33,100 Нет, твой голос не имел значения...

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00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:44,159 Nobody can beat a cow, let's go, South Park!
00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,126 Hey, South Park, do you have school spirit?
00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,290 I think us cows have the best school spirit, huh, Mandy?
00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,337 Yeah, and South Park is really gonna stick it
00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,550 to Littleton next week.
00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,965 So let's bring out our mascot
00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,463 and get this pep rally going!
00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:00,804 It's Mooey!
00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,302 Mooey, wave to me! Wave to me, Mooey!
00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,053 Butters, shut the hell up.
00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,364 We are People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals!
00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,323 We protest your insensitive use
00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,317 of cows as your school mascot!
00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,536 Oh, Jesus, not PETA again.
00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:25,079 Cows are maimed and slaughtered and used as a commodity!
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,704 This is the fate of the cows!
00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,753 This is your insensitivity!
00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,416 Eww!!
00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,342 The cow is a slave.
00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,680 The cow is a commodity,
00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:43,222 to be thrown away, by a society gone wrong!
00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,556 Alright, children, I have just been informed
00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,900 that since our school has been attacked by eco-terrorists
00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,148 for the 47th time,
00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,398 we are going to change our school mascot.
00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,318 But Mr. Garrison, if we change our mascot,
00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,695 that means the eco-terrorists win.
00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,493 That's right, Stanley, the eco-terrorists win.
00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,743 Now, I have here a mascot selection sheet.
00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,710 Every student is supposed to check the box
00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,330 next to the mascot they like the most.
00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,834 And the most popular selection will be the school's new mascot.
00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,877 But we like being the cows.
00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,680 You're responsible for the enslavement
00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,264 and genocide of millions!
00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,099 Get-get out of here, PETA!
00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,093 We're changin' the mascot already!
00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,016 We speak for those who cannot speak for themselves!
00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,060 Go on, get outta here!
00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,149 Get-get out!
00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,485 Jesus, where do they keep coming from?
00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,195 Go on, get outta here.
00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,402 ThiS is bull crap, dude!
00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,274 Now, children, it's not that bad.
00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,571 There's plenty of great new mascots
00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,784 on the sheet to choose from.
00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,200 The Hurricanes, the Blizzards,
00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,494 the Redskins, the Indians...
00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,618 But aren't Indians and Redskins just as offensive?
00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:50,834 No, those are fine.
00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,419 PETA doesn't care about people.
00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,039 God damn it, vegans piss me off!
00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,962 Now, we're gonna end up with a stupid eagle,
00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,710 or a faggot bobcat as a mascot.
00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,552 Wait, you guys! I have an awesome idea.
00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,637 We should secretly go around
00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,301 and tell all the students we can
00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,299 to not check any of the mascots on the selection sheet,
00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,552 and instead, write in: "Giant Douche."
00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,553 Yeah!
00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,645 Yeah, that'll be awesome!
00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:10,559 Hey, no, wait, wait!
00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,057 I got a better idea, you guys.
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,650 What we should do, is we should secretly go around
00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:15,564 and tell all the students we can
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,904 to not check any of the mascots on the selection sheet,
00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,148 and instead, write in: "Turd Sandwich."
00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,198 Turd Sandwich isn't better than Giant Douche.
00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,241 It's only about 1,000 times better, am I right, guys?
00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,739 Come on, we have to tell everybody fast,
00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,240 it's gonna be so funny!
00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,162 It was my idea, and we're gonna tell everyone
00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,249 to write in Giant Douche!
00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,415 It's way funnier! - It is not!
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,288 Kenny, what's funnier, giant douche or a Turd Sandwich?
00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,039 Giant Douche.
00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,130 Ah, you're just saying that
00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,125 because I broke your cat's leg last week!
00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,002 Stan, do you pick Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?
00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,504 Dude, I really don't care.
00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,638 That's 2 against 1, if Stan doesn't care.
00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:45,677 So it's Giant Douche.
00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,425 Wait, wait, what about Butters?
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,722 Huh? You hate Butters!
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,436 God damn it, you guys, Butters is our friend!
00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,896 And he should be allowed to have his opinion!
00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,222 Butters, which is funnier?
00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,690 A stupid, not funny Giant Douche
00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,354 or a super funny Turd Sandwich?
00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,602 Ha ha, Turd Sandwich!
00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,899 You misled him, fat ass!
00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,104 It's the best choice,
00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,822 and me and Butters are sticking with it.
00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:02,527 Yeah!
00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,195 What's this for?
00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,443 Jimmy, we're gonna have everyone write in a mascot
00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,786 that's really funny,
00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,245 and you have to tell us which one would be funnier.
00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,705 That's a fantastic idea, fellas.
00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,541 The key to successful humor is s-staying power.
00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,830 Tell me the first mascot idea.
00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,293 A Giant Douche.
00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,292 Okay, that's pretty funny.
00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,414 Now, what's the second?
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,166 A Turd Sandwich.
00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,259 Okay, okay, now, let's wait 10 seconds.
00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,680 Okay, now tell me the first one again?
00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,144 Giant Douche.
00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,729 And the second?
00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,314 Turd Sandwich.
00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,310 Jeez, they're both screamingly funny, fellas.
00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,108 Better give it another 10 seconds.
00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,864 Alright, now we'll see which one really has staying power.
00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:47,902 Number one?
00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,537 A Giant Douche.
00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:50,780 Okay, I think that's it.
00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:51,906 Number two?
00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,325 Turd Sandwich.
00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,201 Jeez, I don't know what to tell you, fellas.
00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,453 They're both instant classics.
00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,329 But I guess I'll have to go with Giant Douche,
00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,673 simply because the fact that it is a giant renders it useless,
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,292 adding a parody slant to the satire.
00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,588 Aggh!
00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,836 Aw, we lost?
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,094 Alright, it's decided.
00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,555 Let's all write in "Giant Douche".
00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,514 Okay, you win, Kyle.
00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,186 Attention students,
00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,180 we have tallied your mascot nomination sheets,
00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,683 and there will now be a school-wide vote
00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,731 between the top two nominations.
00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,230 So, here's the first most requested candidate:
00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,779 a Giant Douche.
00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:27,821 ♪ Y'all ready for this ♪
00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:33,864 Go, Giant Douche!
00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,375 Hey, South Park!
00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,869 Have we got school spirit?
00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,876 We've got spirit, yes, we do!
00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,840 Giant Douches, me and you!
00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,339 Let's goooo... Douches!
00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:56,396 And now, your second nominee, Turd Sandwich.
00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,139 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,107 ♪ Who, who, who, who, who ♪
00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,067 ♪ Who let the dogs out?... ♪
00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,652 Alright, Turd Sandwich!
00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,191 Cartman-- what the hell?
00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,404 Giant Douche sucks!
00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,741 We've got spirit, yes we do!
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,486 We are sandwiches filled with poo, yeah!
00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,831 Students can now cast their choice
00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:19,168 between the Giant Douche and the Turd Sandwich.
00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,162 We'll count up the votes on Tuesday.
00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,164 You won't get more votes than us, asshole!
00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,757 Game on, Jew-boy!
00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,593 Yeah, game on, Jew-boy!
00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,254 Be sure to vote for Giant Douche!
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,847 Giant Douche, he's the best!
00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,474 Giant Douche is your man!
00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,685 Kyle, aren't you taking this a little too far?
00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:36,848 I mean, do we really want a Giant Douche
00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,096 to be our school mascot?
00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,312 Dude, I am not going to lose to Cartman's
00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:40,648 stupid Turd Sandwich.
00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,102 Vote for Turd Sandwich!
00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,446 This is the most important election of your lives.
00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,611 Turd Sandwich brings the hope for change!
00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,702 A vote for Turd Sandwich is a vote for tomorrow.
00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,695 There, you really want that asshole to win?
00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:55,787 I'm not voting.
00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:56,781 What?!
00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,283 You gotta vote, dude.
00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,625 Haven't you seen the "Rock the Vote" stuff,
00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,085 or Puff Daddy's "Vote or Die"?
00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:04,296 I just think this whole thing is stupid.
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,256 Kenny, we have got to make Stan understand
00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,716 the importance of voting.
00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,460 Because he'll definitely vote for our guy.
00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,461 Yeah!
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,639 How was school today, Stanley?
00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,133 It was ridiculous.
00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,133 We have to have a new school mascot,
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,476 and we're supposed to vote
00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,845 between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,060 What did you say?
00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:25,356 Did you just say that voting is ridiculous?
00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,773 No, I think voting is great,
00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,771 but if I have to choose between a douche and a turd,
00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,239 I just don't see the point.
00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,653 You don't see the point!
00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,367 Oh, you young people just make me sick!
00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,861 Stanley, do you know how many people died
00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,529 so you could have the right to vote?
00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,122 Mom, I just don't think there's much of a difference
00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,160 between a douche and a turd.
00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,328 I don't care.
00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,746 You don't care!!
00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,165 You really want a Turd Sandwich as your school mascot!
00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,254 On your football helmets-- a turd!
00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,669 Well, hold on, Randy.
00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,292 I think a Turd Sandwich is a little better
00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,293 than them having a giant douche on their uniforms.
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,169 You're crazy!
00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,671 A douche is at least clean.
00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,264 It's sexist, is what it is!
00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,304 You don't understand the issues, Sharon!
00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,516 Are you calling me ignorant?
00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,183 If you think the school mascot should be a Turd Sandwich,
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,350 you're not exactly Einstein!
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,018 I am sick of you belittling my opinion,
00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,357 you son of a bitch!
00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,403 I hate this family, I hate it!
00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,078 Puff Daddy?
00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,413 Your friend Kyle told me
00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,954 you don't understand the importance of voting.
00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,326 I--
00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,953 apparently you haven't heard of my Vote or Die campaign.
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,964 Vote or Die, what the hell does that even mean?
00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,301 What you think it means, bitch?!
00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,502 Ahhhh!!
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,345 ♪ Vote or die, motherfucker motherfucker, vote or die! ♪
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,307 ♪ Rock the vote ♪
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,677 ♪ or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye ♪
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,224 ♪ Democracy is founded on one simple rule ♪
00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,346 ♪ Get out there and vote,
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,269 or I will motherfucking kill you ♪
00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,229 Yeah.
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,523 ♪ I like it when you vote bitch ♪
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,237 ♪ Shake them titties when you vote, bitch ♪
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,278 ♪ I'll slam my Jimmy through your mouth roof, mouth roof ♪
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,823 ♪ Now get your big ass in the polling booth ♪
00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:01,952 ♪ I said, vote, bitch or I'll fucking kill you ♪
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,618 ♪ Vote or die, motherfucker motherfucker, vote or die! ♪
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,121 ♪ You can't run from a.38 go ahead and try ♪
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,589 ♪ Let your opinion be heard you gotta make a choice ♪
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,424 ♪ 'Cause after I slit your throat ♪
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,918 ♪ you won't have a fuckin' voice ♪
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,305 ♪ Vote or die ♪ Vote or die!
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,142 Okay, I'll vote.
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,442 Hello, Clyde!
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,981 What do you guys want?
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,979 We were just wondering who you might be voting for,
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:34,821 for the new school mascot.
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,110 I haven't decided yet.
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,074 Oh, really? Well, that's interesting.
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,535 You certainly should think about it
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,405 and make the right decision.
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,332 Butterscotch candy?
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,417 Sure.
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,329 Clyde, are you aware of what Turd Sandwich
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,876 can bring to our school?
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,044 Turd Sandwich is not only
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,338 the first turd to be nominated school mascot,
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,631 but even the first sandwich.
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,889 You see, what Turd Sandwich brings to our school, Clyde,
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,383 is a complete package--
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,305 The turd, and the bread,
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,802 and the lettuce, and the olive.
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,314 Whereas Giant Douche is just, well,
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,149 just a Giant Douche.
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,978 So, come voting day, you'll now most likely
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,696 vote for the Turd Sandwich, yes?
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,276 I'm still not totally sure.
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,904 Well, then perhaps we could interest you in...
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,123 Another butterscotch candy?
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,586 You're doing the right thing, Stan.
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:35,924 Don't you feel like you're a part of something now?
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,509 I guess.
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,672 Look, it may not seem important now,
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,470 but your vote really does count.
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,808 And we all have to do our part.
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:45,596 Okay.
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,596 Whoa, wait, what are you doing?
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,847 I'm voting.
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,940 No, you wrote down Turd Sandwich.
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,186 Yeah, I know.
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,445 Dude, you're supposed to vote for Giant Douche.
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,031 I thought I was supposed to make my own decision.
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,151 Well, yeah, but not if your decision is for Turd Sandwich!
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,527 What the hell is wrong with you?!
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,573 Wait a minute, you didn't want me to vote!
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,946 You wanted me to vote for your guy!
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,447 Well, I just figured you'd vote for my guy!
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,619 Whose fucking friend are you?!
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,615 Puffy!
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,912 Hey, fuck off, Kyle!
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:10,955 Don't let them intimidate you, Stan.
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:11,952 I'll help walk you to the booth.
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,579 And then I'm gonna buy you a nice steak dinner
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,671 with all the trimmings.
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,835 Oh, forget it!
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,083 I'm not gonna be persuaded into voting,
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,668 and I'm not gonna be threatened into voting
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,339 if I don't feel comfortable with it!
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,258 I'm not gonna vote, and you all can just live with it!
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,469 We've simply had it with your son, Mr. and Mrs. Marsh!
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,391 Voting just doesn't appear to be important to him.
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,105 Stanley, when you left for school this morning,
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,269 you said you were going to vote!
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,733 The whole thing is a joke!
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,352 You see? He's out of control!
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:39,571 It's nearly torn our whole family apart.
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,190 Well, my hands are tied.
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,487 We can no longer have Stan's behavior
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,360 jeopardizing the other children.
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,861 He must be removed.
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,655 Oh, are you happy now, Stan?
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,826 You just got yourself suspended.
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,578 No, I'm afraid it's worse than that.
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,666 By county law,
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,628 I'm bound to enforce the harshest punishment possible.
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,122 Expulsion?
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,631 No, banishment.
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,797 B-banishment?
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,511 You can appeal to the city council,
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,631 but I don't think it'll do any good.
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,349 Your son must leave South Park, never to return.
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,218 Oh, Randy!
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,059 Our son... banished!
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,432 Where did we go wrong?
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,730 You... you're all joking, right?
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:27,323 As it was in the time of our forefathers, so it is now.
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:31,408 Stan Marsh, for not following our most sacred of rites,
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,660 you are hereby banished from South Park for all eternity.
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,584 Or until you decide that voting is important.
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,047 Goodbye, Stan.
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,542 May the Gods treat you more kindly than we did.
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,983 Stan, don't you think this has gone far enough?
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,444 Is it really that big a deal?
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,946 Yeah, just vote.
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,899 For Giant Douche.
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,360 I'm not voting!
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,915 Yo, Puffy, man, we just gonna let this happen?
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,784 We got to kill this non-votin' fool!
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,378 No, Chestazious, just let him go.
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,749 He won't survive a fortnight in the wilderness.
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,093 This is breaking your mother's heart, Stan.
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,837 She couldn't even help tie you to the horse.
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,305 Dad, isn't this a little extreme?
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,514 Jesus...
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,925 I guess maybe you'll never understand
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,052 how important voting is.
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,144 Goodbye, son.
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,893 Yah!
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,242 That's one of the hardest things a parent ever has to do.
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,263 Look, what is that?
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,007 Oh, the poor thing!
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,429 Hello?
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,847 Don't worry, we'll free you.
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,141 Just sit still for a moment.
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,309 Oh, thank God.
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,103 Get off of him, you filthy human!
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,485 Poor thing needs water!
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,279 You're safe now.
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,150 Shame on you, making this horse your slave!
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,902 Awww!
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,450 Come, you can live with us.
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,117 We will give you food and shelter.
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,160 What about me?
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,078 Open the gate!
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,050 This poor creature's in need of food and water!
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,264 You have a home here, friend.
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,725 The "kid" wants to stay, too.
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,094 I was put on the horse, I didn't wanna ride it.
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,722 I don't know if you can stay.
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:03,021 We'll have to ask Dr. Cornwallis, come.
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,732 We don't normally allow outsiders.
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:10,198 You see, here, we live in harmony with the animals.
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,989 They're not our pets, but our fellow living beings.
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:17,035 We work with the animals, and try to live as they do.
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,251 We make friends with the animals.
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,379 We co-exist, and we intermarry.
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,124 This is my wife, Janice.
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:31,049 The outside world looks down on a man marrying a llama.
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,797 But our love knows no boundaries.
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,267 Wow, you guys really love animals.
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,981 And why not?
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,647 Mark here has been with Kelly for three years now.
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,144 And Gary and Sally here
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,863 have just managed to have a child together.
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,025 Kill me...
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,992 Yes, life here is good and natural.
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,830 But now that you know where our compound is,
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,792 you'll have to either live with us, or be murdered.
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:02,909 I'll live with you.
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,586 It's not up to you.
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,876 You'll have to talk with Dr. Cornwallis.
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,699 What did he say?
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,783 He said I can stay.
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:36,868 Excellent!
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,953 Dr. Cornwallis is wise beyond his years.
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,949 Here's your PETA t-shirt and a bumper sticker.
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,757 <i>This is "Debate 2004,"</i>
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,751 <i>with your host, Jim Lehrer.</i>
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,254 Welcome to the cable access televised debate
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,132 between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,758 We'll start with Giant Douche.
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,886 Sir, some students and parents are reluctant
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,388 to have a Giant Douche represent them.
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,311 What do you say to those people?
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,728 Jim, first of all, I would like to thank you
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,601 for monitoring this debate.
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,148 And I would like to thank
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,487 all of the students and their parents for coming.
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,231 Oh, suck-up, suck-up!!
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,609 Shh! - What, that's an obvious suck-up move.
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,701 But I would hope that those students and their parents
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,286 who question my qualities
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,451 would simply look at my opponent.
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,666 He is a Turd Sandwich.
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,459 You're a Turd Sandwich.
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,874 No, sir, if you'll pardon me,
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,877 you are, in fact, the Turd Sandwich.
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:31,839 You're a Turd Sandwich!
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,418 Sir, you are a Turd Sandwich.
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,886 You're a Turd Sandwich!
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,463 Uh, Turd Sandwich,
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,464 I will ask you not to speak out of turn.
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,886 I'm sorry, Jim.
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,554 Anyway, as I was saying,
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,555 uh, wait, I forgot what I was saying.
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,931 Ha, what a douche.
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,898 Alright, Turd Sandwich, this next question is for you.
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,892 How should South Park Elementary
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,481 enforce its laws of conduct
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,445 for young athletes during sporting events?
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,660 You know,
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,280 my opponent wouldn't even know the answer to that question.
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,657 If you ask him the same question,
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,454 he would not answer it.
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,578 He would stand around and just babble on and on about nothing,
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,500 until finally, he was saved by the buzzer--
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:12,793 Your time is up, turd.
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:19,346 Stan, I want to introduce you to my stepdaughter, Theresa.
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,508 She seems to have taken a liking to you.
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,305 And she's ovulating.
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,766 Uh, no thanks, that's okay.
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,389 Stan, some PETA members are growing concerned
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,437 that maybe you don't love animals.
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,733 I do love animals, just not like you guys do.
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,947 You don't belong here, Stan.
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,191 You should return home.
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,114 I can't, I was banished for not voting.
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,736 But why on Earth wouldn't you want to vote?
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,080 I think voting is great, I just didn't care this time,
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,119 because it was between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,708 But Stan, don't you know?
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:52,671 It's always between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,835 Nearly every election, since the beginning of time,
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,959 has been between some douche and some turd.
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,006 They're the only people who suck up enough
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,925 to make it that far in politics.
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,719 I guess... I guess you're right.
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,219 Yo, what did I say was going to happen to you, bitch?
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,103 Ahh!
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,395 Ah! He's wearing the skin of an animal!
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,357 Take that!
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,733 I hope that teaches you a lesson about wearing fur.
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,575 Idius, Ronicus?
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,535 Vote or die!
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,544 Protect the animals!
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,583 Protect the animals!
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,376 Ugh-ugh, ugh...
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,218 Janice, we shall die together, in each other's arms!
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,429 Oh, kill me!
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,472 Kill me!
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,771 M'kay, that's one more vote for Turd Sandwich.
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,489 So who won, Mr. Mackey?
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,483 It's pretty close, but it looks like
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,201 Giant Douche is gonna win!
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,036 Oh, no, no!
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,030 Ha, you lose, fat ass!
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,247 Hey, wait a minute!
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,366 Look!
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,042 Stan!
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,336 Stan, you came back, does that mean...
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,051 You learned the importance of voting?
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,091 I learned that I'd better get used to having to pick
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,509 between a douche and a Turd Sandwich,
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,052 because it's usually the choice I'll have.
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,425 He's going to vote!
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,177 He's going to vote! - He's going to vote!
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,520 ♪ Let's get out and vote ♪
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,816 ♪ Let's make our voices heard ♪
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,730 ♪ We've been given the right to choose ♪
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,195 ♪ between a douche and a turd ♪
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,609 ♪ It's democracy in action ♪
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,576 ♪ Put your freedom to the test ♪
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,116 ♪ A big fat turd or a stupid douche ♪
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,785 ♪ which do you like best ♪
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,708 Stan's vote brings the total votes for Turd Sandwich to 36!
00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:00,799 And Giant Douche has 1,410.
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,337 Giant Douche still wins!
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,923 Dude, so my vote didn't even really matter!
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,220 Hey! That's not true, Stan.
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,469 You can't judge the merits of voting
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,312 on whether or not your candidate won.
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,272 Your vote still mattered.
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,982 Hey, everybody!
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,476 They just found all the PETA members
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,148 murdered at their compound!
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,026 What, they're all dead?
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,649 That means--
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,323 that we can go back to being the South Park Cows!
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,115 Now your vote didn't matter.
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,616 ♪ Let's get out and vote ♪
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,336 ♪ Let's make our voices heard ♪
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,547 ♪ We've been given the right to choose ♪
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,382 ♪ between a douche and a turd ♪
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,673 ♪ It's democracy in action ♪
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,637 ♪ Put your freedom to the test ♪
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,929 ♪ A big fat turd or a stupid douche ♪
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,347 ♪ which do you like best ♪
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,186 ♪ Let's get out and vote ♪
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,148 ♪ put your freedom to the test ♪
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,608 ♪ A big fat turd or a stupid douche ♪
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,103 ♪ which do you like best ♪

00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,379 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,503 ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:14,220 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,759 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:16,756 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,303 ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,722 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:21,685 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:23,554 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,556 ♪ gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,730 ♪ [muffled] ♪
00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,353 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,355 ♪ and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,154 [school bell rings]
00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:38,827 We are South Park, green and white!
00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,163 Let's go Cows-- fight fight fight!
00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:44,159 Nobody can beat a cow, let's go, South Park!
00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,126 Hey, South Park, do you have school spirit?
00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:48,042 [mooing]
00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,290 I think us cows have the best school spirit, huh, Mandy?
00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,337 Yeah, and South Park is really gonna stick it
00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:53,550 to Littleton next week.
00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,965 So let's bring out our mascot
00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:56,463 and get this pep rally going!
00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,428 [thumping dance music]
00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:00,804 It's Mooey!
00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,302 Mooey, wave to me! Wave to me, Mooey!
00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,053 Butters, shut the hell up.
00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,682 [angry shouting]
00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,364 We are People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals!
00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,323 We protest your insensitive use
00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,317 of cows as your school mascot!
00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,536 Oh, Jesus, not PETA again.
00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:25,079 Cows are maimed and slaughtered and used as a commodity!
00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:28,419 [screaming]
00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,704 This is the fate of the cows!
00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,753 This is your insensitivity!
00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,416 [kids] Eww!!
00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:36,302 [sobbing]
00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,342 The cow is a slave.
00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,680 The cow is a commodity,
00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:43,222 to be thrown away, by a society gone wrong!
00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,227 [school bell rings]
00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,556 Alright, children, I have just been informed
00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,900 that since our school has been attacked by eco-terrorists
00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,148 for the 47th time,
00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,398 we are going to change our school mascot.
00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,320 [all groan]
00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,318 But Mr. Garrison, if we change our mascot,
00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:01,695 that means the eco-terrorists win.
00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,493 That's right, Stanley, the eco-terrorists win.
00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,743 Now, I have here a mascot selection sheet.
00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,710 Every student is supposed to check the box
00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,330 next to the mascot they like the most.
00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,834 And the most popular selection will be the school's new mascot.
00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,877 But we like being the cows.
00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:20,680 You're responsible for the enslavement
00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,264 and genocide of millions!
00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,099 Get-get out of here, PETA!
00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,093 We're changin' the mascot already!
00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,016 We speak for those who cannot speak for themselves!
00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,060 Go on, get outta here!
00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,149 Get-get out!
00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,485 Jesus, where do they keep coming from?
00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,195 Go on, get outta here.
00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,402 ThiS is bull crap, dude!
00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,274 Now, children, it's not that bad.
00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,571 There's plenty of great new mascots
00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,784 on the sheet to choose from.
00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:45,200 The Hurricanes, the Blizzards,
00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,494 the Redskins, the Indians...
00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,618 But aren't Indians and Redskins just as offensive?
00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:50,834 No, those are fine.
00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,419 PETA doesn't care about people.
00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,039 God damn it, vegans piss me off!
00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,962 Now, we're gonna end up with a stupid eagle,
00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,710 or a faggot bobcat as a mascot.
00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,552 Wait, you guys! I have an awesome idea.
00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,637 We should secretly go around
00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,301 and tell all the students we can
00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,299 to not check any of the mascots on the selection sheet,
00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,552 and instead, write in: "Giant Douche."
00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,553 Yeah!
00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,645 Yeah, that'll be awesome!
00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:10,559 Hey, no, wait, wait!
00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,057 I got a better idea, you guys.
00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,650 What we should do, is we should secretly go around
00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:15,564 and tell all the students we can
00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,904 to not check any of the mascots on the selection sheet,
00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,148 and instead, write in: "Turd Sandwich."
00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,275 [laughing]
00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,198 Turd Sandwich isn't better than Giant Douche.
00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,241 It's only about 1,000 times better, am I right, guys?
00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,739 Come on, we have to tell everybody fast,
00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,240 it's gonna be so funny!
00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,162 It was my idea, and we're gonna tell everyone
00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:31,249 to write in Giant Douche!
00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,415 It's way funnier! - It is not!
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,288 Kenny, what's funnier, giant douche or a Turd Sandwich?
00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:36,039 Giant Douche.
00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:37,130 Ah, you're just saying that
00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,125 because I broke your cat's leg last week!
00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,002 Stan, do you pick Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich?
00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,504 Dude, I really don't care.
00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,638 That's 2 against 1, if Stan doesn't care.
00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:45,677 So it's Giant Douche.
00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,425 Wait, wait, what about Butters?
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,722 Huh? You hate Butters!
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,436 God damn it, you guys, Butters is our friend!
00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,896 And he should be allowed to have his opinion!
00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,222 Butters, which is funnier?
00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:54,690 A stupid, not funny Giant Douche
00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,354 or a super funny Turd Sandwich?
00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:57,602 Ha ha, Turd Sandwich!
00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,899 You misled him, fat ass!
00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,104 It's the best choice,
00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,822 and me and Butters are sticking with it.
00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:02,527 Yeah!
00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,195 What's this for?
00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,443 Jimmy, we're gonna have everyone write in a mascot
00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,786 that's really funny,
00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,245 and you have to tell us which one would be funnier.
00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,705 That's a fantastic idea, fellas.
00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,541 The key to successful humor is s-staying power.
00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,830 Tell me the first mascot idea.
00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,293 A Giant Douche.
00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,292 [chuckles] Okay, that's pretty funny.
00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,414 Now, what's the second?
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,166 A Turd Sandwich.
00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,259 [chuckles] Okay, okay, now, let's wait 10 seconds.
00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,680 Okay, now tell me the first one again?
00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,144 Giant Douche.
00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,729 And the second?
00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,314 Turd Sandwich.
00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,310 Jeez, they're both screamingly funny, fellas.
00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,108 Better give it another 10 seconds.
00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,864 Alright, now we'll see which one really has staying power.
00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:47,902 Number one?
00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,537 A Giant Douche.
00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:50,780 Okay, I think that's it.
00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:51,906 Number two?
00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,325 Turd Sandwich.
00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,201 Jeez, I don't know what to tell you, fellas.
00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,453 They're both instant classics.
00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,329 But I guess I'll have to go with Giant Douche,
00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,673 simply because the fact that it is a giant renders it useless,
00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,292 adding a parody slant to the satire.
00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:03,588 Aggh!
00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:04,836 Aw, we lost?
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,094 Alright, it's decided.
00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:07,555 Let's all write in "Giant Douche".
00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,514 Okay, you win, Kyle.
00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,186 Attention students,
00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,180 we have tallied your mascot nomination sheets,
00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,683 and there will now be a school-wide vote
00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,731 between the top two nominations.
00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,230 So, here's the first most requested candidate:
00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,779 a Giant Douche.
00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:27,821 ♪ Y'all ready for this ♪
00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,369 [dance music]
00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:33,864 Go, Giant Douche!
00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,375 Hey, South Park!
00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,869 Have we got school spirit?
00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,333 [sparse clapping]
00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:41,876 We've got spirit, yes, we do!
00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,840 Giant Douches, me and you!
00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,339 Let's goooo... Douches!
00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,631 [clapping]
00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:56,396 And now, your second nominee, Turd Sandwich.
00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,139 ♪ Who let the dogs out? ♪
00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,107 ♪ Who, who, who, who, who ♪
00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:02,067 ♪ Who let the dogs out?... ♪
00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,652 Alright, Turd Sandwich!
00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,191 Cartman-- what the hell?
00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,404 Giant Douche sucks!
00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,741 We've got spirit, yes we do!
00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,486 We are sandwiches filled with poo, yeah!
00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,738 [sparse clapping]
00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,831 Students can now cast their choice
00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:19,168 between the Giant Douche and the Turd Sandwich.
00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,162 We'll count up the votes on Tuesday.
00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,164 You won't get more votes than us, asshole!
00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,757 Game on, Jew-boy!
00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,593 Yeah, game on, Jew-boy!
00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,132 [school bell rings]
00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,254 Be sure to vote for Giant Douche!
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,847 Giant Douche, he's the best!
00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:33,474 Giant Douche is your man!
00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,685 Kyle, aren't you taking this a little too far?
00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:36,848 I mean, do we really want a Giant Douche
00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,096 to be our school mascot?
00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,312 Dude, I am not going to lose to Cartman's
00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:40,648 stupid Turd Sandwich.
00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,108 [patriotic electronic flute playing]
00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,102 Vote for Turd Sandwich!
00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,446 This is the most important election of your lives.
00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,611 Turd Sandwich brings the hope for change!
00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,702 A vote for Turd Sandwich is a vote for tomorrow.
00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,695 There, you really want that asshole to win?
00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:55,787 I'm not voting.
00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:56,781 What?!
00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,283 You gotta vote, dude.
00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,625 Haven't you seen the "Rock the Vote" stuff,
00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,085 or Puff Daddy's "Vote or Die"?
00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:04,296 I just think this whole thing is stupid.
00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,256 Kenny, we have got to make Stan understand
00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,716 the importance of voting.
00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,460 Because he'll definitely vote for our guy.
00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,461 Yeah!
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,639 How was school today, Stanley?
00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,133 It was ridiculous.
00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,133 We have to have a new school mascot,
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,476 and we're supposed to vote
00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:18,845 between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:22,060 What did you say?
00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:25,356 Did you just say that voting is ridiculous?
00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,773 No, I think voting is great,
00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:28,771 but if I have to choose between a douche and a turd,
00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,239 I just don't see the point.
00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,653 You don't see the point!
00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,367 Oh, you young people just make me sick!
00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:34,861 Stanley, do you know how many people died
00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,529 so you could have the right to vote?
00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:38,122 Mom, I just don't think there's much of a difference
00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,160 between a douche and a turd.
00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,328 I don't care.
00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,746 You don't care!!
00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:44,165 You really want a Turd Sandwich as your school mascot!
00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,254 On your football helmets-- a turd!
00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:47,669 Well, hold on, Randy.
00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,292 I think a Turd Sandwich is a little better
00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,293 than them having a giant douche on their uniforms.
00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:52,169 You're crazy!
00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,671 A douche is at least clean.
00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,264 It's sexist, is what it is!
00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,304 You don't understand the issues, Sharon!
00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:58,516 Are you calling me ignorant?
00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,183 If you think the school mascot should be a Turd Sandwich,
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,350 you're not exactly Einstein!
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,018 I am sick of you belittling my opinion,
00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,357 you son of a bitch!
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,441 [glass shatters]
00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,403 I hate this family, I hate it!
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,147 [doorbell rings]
00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,078 Puff Daddy?
00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,413 Your friend Kyle told me
00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,954 you don't understand the importance of voting.
00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,326 I--
00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,953 apparently you haven't heard of my Vote or Die campaign.
00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,964 Vote or Die, what the hell does that even mean?
00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,301 What you think it means, bitch?!
00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,502 Ahhhh!!
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,345 ♪ Vote or die, motherfucker motherfucker, vote or die! ♪
00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:39,307 ♪ Rock the vote ♪
00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,677 ♪ or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye ♪
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,224 ♪ Democracy is founded on one simple rule ♪
00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,346 ♪ Get out there and vote,
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,269 or I will motherfucking kill you ♪
00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,229 Yeah.
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,523 ♪ I like it when you vote bitch [bitch] ♪
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,237 ♪ Shake them titties when you vote, bitch [bitch] ♪
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,278 ♪ I'll slam my Jimmy through your mouth roof, mouth roof ♪
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,823 ♪ Now get your big ass in the polling booth ♪
00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:01,952 ♪ I said, vote, bitch or I'll fucking kill you ♪
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,618 ♪ Vote or die, motherfucker motherfucker, vote or die! ♪
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,121 ♪ You can't run from a.38 go ahead and try ♪
00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,589 ♪ Let your opinion be heard you gotta make a choice ♪
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,424 ♪ 'Cause after I slit your throat ♪
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,918 ♪ you won't have a fuckin' voice ♪
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:18,305 ♪ Vote or die ♪ Vote or die!
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,142 Okay, I'll vote.
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,442 Hello, Clyde!
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,981 What do you guys want?
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,979 We were just wondering who you might be voting for,
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:34,821 for the new school mascot.
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,110 I haven't decided yet.
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,074 Oh, really? Well, that's interesting.
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,535 You certainly should think about it
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,405 and make the right decision.
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,332 Butterscotch candy?
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,417 Sure.
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,329 Clyde, are you aware of what Turd Sandwich
00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,876 can bring to our school?
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,044 Turd Sandwich is not only
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,338 the first turd to be nominated school mascot,
00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,631 but even the first sandwich.
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,889 You see, what Turd Sandwich brings to our school, Clyde,
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,383 is a complete package--
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,305 The turd, and the bread,
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,802 and the lettuce, and the olive.
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,314 Whereas Giant Douche is just, well,
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,149 just a Giant Douche.
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,978 So, come voting day, you'll now most likely
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,696 vote for the Turd Sandwich, yes?
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,276 I'm still not totally sure.
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,904 Well, then perhaps we could interest you in...
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,123 Another butterscotch candy?
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,586 You're doing the right thing, Stan.
00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:35,924 Don't you feel like you're a part of something now?
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,509 I guess.
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,129 [gun cocks]
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,672 Look, it may not seem important now,
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,470 but your vote really does count.
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,808 And we all have to do our part.
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:45,596 Okay.
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,596 Whoa, wait, what are you doing?
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,847 I'm voting.
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,940 No, you wrote down Turd Sandwich.
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,186 Yeah, I know.
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,445 Dude, you're supposed to vote for Giant Douche.
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,031 I thought I was supposed to make my own decision.
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,151 Well, yeah, but not if your decision is for Turd Sandwich!
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,527 What the hell is wrong with you?!
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,573 Wait a minute, you didn't want me to vote!
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:04,946 You wanted me to vote for your guy!
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,447 Well, I just figured you'd vote for my guy!
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,619 Whose fucking friend are you?!
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:08,615 Puffy!
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,912 Hey, fuck off, Kyle!
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:10,955 Don't let them intimidate you, Stan.
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:11,952 I'll help walk you to the booth.
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,579 And then I'm gonna buy you a nice steak dinner
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,671 with all the trimmings.
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,835 Oh, forget it!
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,083 I'm not gonna be persuaded into voting,
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,668 and I'm not gonna be threatened into voting
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,339 if I don't feel comfortable with it!
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,258 I'm not gonna vote, and you all can just live with it!
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,469 We've simply had it with your son, Mr. and Mrs. Marsh!
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,391 Voting just doesn't appear to be important to him.
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,105 Stanley, when you left for school this morning,
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,269 you said you were going to vote!
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,733 The whole thing is a joke!
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,352 You see? He's out of control!
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:39,571 It's nearly torn our whole family apart.
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,190 Well, my hands are tied.
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,487 We can no longer have Stan's behavior
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,360 jeopardizing the other children.
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,861 He must be removed.
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,655 Oh, are you happy now, Stan?
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,826 You just got yourself suspended.
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,578 No, I'm afraid it's worse than that.
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,666 By county law,
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,628 I'm bound to enforce the harshest punishment possible.
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,122 Expulsion?
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,631 No, banishment.
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,797 B-banishment?
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,511 You can appeal to the city council,
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,631 but I don't think it'll do any good.
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,349 Your son must leave South Park, never to return.
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,218 Oh, Randy!
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,141 [sobbing]
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,059 Our son... banished!
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,432 Where did we go wrong?
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:18,231 [sobbing]
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,730 You... you're all joking, right?
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:27,323 As it was in the time of our forefathers, so it is now.
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:31,408 Stan Marsh, for not following our most sacred of rites,
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,660 you are hereby banished from South Park for all eternity.
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,584 Or until you decide that voting is important.
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,047 Goodbye, Stan.
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,542 May the Gods treat you more kindly than we did.
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,983 Stan, don't you think this has gone far enough?
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,444 Is it really that big a deal?
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,946 Yeah, just vote.
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,899 For Giant Douche.
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,360 I'm not voting!
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,915 Yo, Puffy, man, we just gonna let this happen?
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,784 We got to kill this non-votin' fool!
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,378 No, Chestazious, just let him go.
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,749 He won't survive a fortnight in the wilderness.
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,093 This is breaking your mother's heart, Stan.
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,837 She couldn't even help tie you to the horse.
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,305 Dad, isn't this a little extreme?
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,514 Jesus...
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,925 I guess maybe you'll never understand
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,052 how important voting is.
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,144 Goodbye, son.
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,893 [slap] Yah!
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,324 [horn sounds]
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,242 That's one of the hardest things a parent ever has to do.
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,263 [man] Look, what is that?
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,007 [woman] Oh, the poor thing!
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,429 [Stan] Hello?
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,847 Don't worry, we'll free you.
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,141 Just sit still for a moment.
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,309 Oh, thank God.
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,103 Get off of him, you filthy human!
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,485 Poor thing needs water!
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,279 You're safe now.
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,150 Shame on you, making this horse your slave!
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,902 Awww!
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,450 Come, you can live with us.
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,117 We will give you food and shelter.
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,160 What about me?
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,078 Open the gate!
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,050 This poor creature's in need of food and water!
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:52,264 You have a home here, friend.
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,725 The "kid" wants to stay, too.
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,094 I was put on the horse, I didn't wanna ride it.
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,722 I don't know if you can stay.
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:03,021 We'll have to ask Dr. Cornwallis, come.
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,732 We don't normally allow outsiders.
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:10,198 You see, here, we live in harmony with the animals.
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,989 They're not our pets, but our fellow living beings.
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:17,035 We work with the animals, and try to live as they do.
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,251 We make friends with the animals.
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,379 We co-exist, and we intermarry.
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,124 This is my wife, Janice.
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:31,049 The outside world looks down on a man marrying a llama.
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,797 But our love knows no boundaries.
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,267 Wow, you guys really love animals.
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,981 And why not?
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,647 Mark here has been with Kelly for three years now.
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,144 And Gary and Sally here
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,863 have just managed to have a child together.
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,025 Kill me...
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,992 Yes, life here is good and natural.
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,830 But now that you know where our compound is,
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,792 you'll have to either live with us, or be murdered.
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:02,909 I'll live with you.
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,586 It's not up to you.
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,876 You'll have to talk with Dr. Cornwallis.
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,463 [munching]
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,699 What did he say?
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,783 He said I can stay.
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:36,868 Excellent!
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,953 Dr. Cornwallis is wise beyond his years.
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,949 Here's your PETA t-shirt and a bumper sticker.
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,757 [TV announcer] <i>This is "Debate 2004,"</i>
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,751 <i>with your host, Jim Lehrer.</i>
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,254 Welcome to the cable access televised debate
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,132 between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,758 We'll start with Giant Douche.
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,886 Sir, some students and parents are reluctant
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,388 to have a Giant Douche represent them.
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,311 What do you say to those people?
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,728 Jim, first of all, I would like to thank you
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,601 for monitoring this debate.
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,148 And I would like to thank
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,487 all of the students and their parents for coming.
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,231 Oh, suck-up, suck-up!!
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,609 Shh! - What, that's an obvious suck-up move.
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,701 But I would hope that those students and their parents
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,286 who question my qualities
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,451 would simply look at my opponent.
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,666 He is a Turd Sandwich.
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,459 You're a Turd Sandwich.
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,874 No, sir, if you'll pardon me,
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,877 you are, in fact, the Turd Sandwich.
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:31,839 You're a Turd Sandwich!
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,418 Sir, you are a Turd Sandwich.
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,886 You're a Turd Sandwich!
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,463 Uh, Turd Sandwich,
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,464 I will ask you not to speak out of turn.
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,886 I'm sorry, Jim.
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,554 Anyway, as I was saying,
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,555 uh, wait, I forgot what I was saying.
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,931 Ha, what a douche.
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,898 Alright, Turd Sandwich, this next question is for you.
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,892 How should South Park Elementary
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,481 enforce its laws of conduct
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,445 for young athletes during sporting events?
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,660 You know,
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,280 my opponent wouldn't even know the answer to that question.
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,657 If you ask him the same question,
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,454 he would not answer it.
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,578 He would stand around and just babble on and on about nothing,
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,500 until finally, he was saved by the buzzer--
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,496 [buzzer]
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:12,793 Your time is up, turd.
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:19,346 Stan, I want to introduce you to my stepdaughter, Theresa.
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,508 She seems to have taken a liking to you.
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,305 And she's ovulating.
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,766 Uh, no thanks, that's okay.
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,389 Stan, some PETA members are growing concerned
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,437 that maybe you don't love animals.
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,733 I do love animals, just not like you guys do.
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,947 You don't belong here, Stan.
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,191 You should return home.
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,114 I can't, I was banished for not voting.
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,736 But why on Earth wouldn't you want to vote?
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,080 I think voting is great, I just didn't care this time,
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,119 because it was between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,708 But Stan, don't you know?
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:52,671 It's always between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich.
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,835 Nearly every election, since the beginning of time,
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,959 has been between some douche and some turd.
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,006 They're the only people who suck up enough
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,925 to make it that far in politics.
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,719 I guess... I guess you're right.
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,219 Yo, what did I say was going to happen to you, bitch?
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,103 Ahh!
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,395 Ah! He's wearing the skin of an animal!
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,357 Take that!
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,733 I hope that teaches you a lesson about wearing fur.
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,575 Idius, Ronicus?
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,569 [gunfire]
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,535 Vote or die!
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,544 Protect the animals!
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,583 Protect the animals!
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,376 Ugh-ugh, ugh...
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,218 Janice, we shall die together, in each other's arms!
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,507 [gunshots]
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,429 Oh, kill me!
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,472 Kill me!
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,771 M'kay, that's one more vote for Turd Sandwich.
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,489 So who won, Mr. Mackey?
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,483 It's pretty close, but it looks like
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,201 Giant Douche is gonna win!
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,036 Oh, no, no!
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,030 Ha, you lose, fat ass!
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,247 Hey, wait a minute!
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,366 Look!
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,042 Stan!
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,336 Stan, you came back, does that mean...
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,051 You learned the importance of voting?
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,091 I learned that I'd better get used to having to pick
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,509 between a douche and a Turd Sandwich,
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,052 because it's usually the choice I'll have.
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,425 He's going to vote!
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,177 He's going to vote! - He's going to vote!
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,520 ♪ Let's get out and vote ♪
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,816 ♪ Let's make our voices heard ♪
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,730 ♪ We've been given the right to choose ♪
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,195 ♪ between a douche and a turd ♪
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,609 ♪ It's democracy in action ♪
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,576 ♪ Put your freedom to the test ♪
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,116 ♪ A big fat turd or a stupid douche ♪
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,785 ♪ which do you like best ♪
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,708 Stan's vote brings the total votes for Turd Sandwich to 36!
00:20:56,839 --> 00:21:00,799 And Giant Douche has 1,410.
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,337 Giant Douche still wins!
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,131 [cheering]
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,554 [groaning]
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:07,923 Dude, so my vote didn't even really matter!
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,220 Hey! That's not true, Stan.
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,469 You can't judge the merits of voting
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,312 on whether or not your candidate won.
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,272 Your vote still mattered.
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,982 Hey, everybody!
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,476 They just found all the PETA members
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,148 murdered at their compound!
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,361 [gasping]
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,026 What, they're all dead?
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,649 That means--
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,323 that we can go back to being the South Park Cows!
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,992 [cheering]
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,115 Now your vote didn't matter.
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,616 ♪ Let's get out and vote ♪
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:38,336 ♪ Let's make our voices heard ♪
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,547 ♪ We've been given the right to choose ♪
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,382 ♪ between a douche and a turd ♪
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,673 ♪ It's democracy in action ♪
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,637 ♪ Put your freedom to the test ♪
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,929 ♪ A big fat turd or a stupid douche ♪
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,347 ♪ which do you like best ♪
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,186 ♪ Let's get out and vote ♪
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,148 ♪ put your freedom to the test ♪
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,608 ♪ A big fat turd or a stupid douche ♪
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,103 ♪ which do you like best ♪

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