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Все дети города хотят дружить с новым богатым соседом, который обожает общаться с детьми. Полиция им тоже интересуется.
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Hey, check it out, dude.
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Somebody bought
the Donovans' old house.
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Yeah.
I think they already moved in.
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I saw moving vans
in their driveway two days ago.
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I hope they're not Austrians.
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That's the last thing
this town needs.
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Hey, look.
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Hello!
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Hey.
You live here?
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Yeah.
I just moved here with my dad.
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Are you gonna be my new friends?
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No.
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I really like your town.
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My dad wanted to move somewhere
to get away from it all.
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He said he wanted peace
and quiet
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and to live with a bunch of
hicks who don't know anything.
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What's that you're wearing?
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It's my mask.
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My daddy says its best
for me to hide my face.
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My name's Blanket.
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Your name is Blanket.
Right.
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Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody.
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And these are my friends Timsy,
Winky, and Nod.
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Unfortunately, we have to be off
to the Land of Booger Trees,
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so we'll be leaving now.
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Wait. Don't you guys
want to come inside and play?
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Look, dude,
we're in the fourth grade, okay?
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You know what that means?
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It means we don't hang out
with little kids.
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Come on, guys. Let's get back
to our Big Wheels.
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We have arcade games inside.
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Dad!
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Whoa.
Dude, no way.
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Oh, my God.
This is awesome!
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Dude, are these all your toys?
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No. This is all my dad's stuff.
He loves toys and video games.
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Dude, he must be loaded!
What does he do?
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He's retired now.
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Oh, my God, dude!
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Your dad must the coolest guy
in the world.
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Come on. My dad's probably
out in the backyard.
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Oh, kick ass!
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Dude, why isn't my house
like this?
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Dad, you out here?
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Here I am, Blanket!
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♪ He! ♪
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♪ Checha be durta! ♪
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Blanket!
Oh, my beautiful Blanket!
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- What's wrong with his face?
- Be cool, dude.
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I think maybe he's a burn victim
or something.
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Guys, this is my dad,
Michael Ja--
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Jefferson!
Michael Jefferson. Yes.
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Hey, you want to play with me?
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Come on!
Let's climb the tree!
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Come on. Climb the tree!
Climb the tree!
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♪ Have you been up
my wishin' tree? ♪
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♪ Cha ♪
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♪ It's where I come to think
and dream ♪
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♪ And now I'd like to show you
my wishin' tree ♪
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♪ Jamona ♪
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♪ Where we can laugh and giggle
and scream ♪
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♪ He-he! ♪
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Uh, Mr. Jefferson,
your son can't get up.
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♪ Won't you imagine
along with me? ♪
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Mr. Jefferson?
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♪ We can be spacemen ♪
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♪ Or pirates on the sea ♪
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♪ J-Jamona ♪
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♪ Yes, we can do everything ♪
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♪ And I mean everything ♪
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♪ J-Jamona ♪
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♪ Up in my wishin' tree ♪
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♪ He-he! ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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Hey, you guys!
You guys!
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You got to come with us
over to the Jeffersons'!
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The Jeffersons'?
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They're a new family
that just moved to South Park.
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We met this kid named Blanket,
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and he has the coolest dad
in the world.
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Mr. Jefferson said we could
invite all the kids in town
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to go play over at their house.
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They have, like,
video games and rides
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and a cotton-candy machine,
and -- and in their backyard --
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Guess what they have
in their backyard. Guess.
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A train.
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No way.
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Yeah way, Craig!
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And if you don't believe
in Mr. Jefferson,
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then you can just not come.
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I believe in Mr. Jefferson.
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- Yeah!
- This is awesome!
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All right!
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Whee!
Look at us on the swing!
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We're swinging!
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Who wants the first
cotton candy?
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Me! Me! Me! Me!
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Me! Me! Me! I'm first!
I'm first!
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Ooh! Let's go ride
the choo-choo train!
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Choo-choo train!
Yay!
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Let's ride the train!
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The train!
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♪ Would you like to ride
the train with me ♪
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♪ And start a magical journey? ♪
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♪ Yes, I would, Mr. Jefferson ♪
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♪ You're so awesome,
Mr. Jefferson ♪
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Cartman!
You have a beautiful voice.
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Thank you, Mr. Jefferson.
So do you.
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♪ Let's ride and ride
on the train together ♪
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- ♪ Train together ♪
- ♪ On a journey
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- ♪ Through both of our minds ♪
- ♪ I've got time, do you? ♪
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Dude, what happened
to your knee?
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I fell down.
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Mr. Jefferson!
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♪ Choo-choo train ♪
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♪ It's all fun and games ♪
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♪ Choo-choo train ♪
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Mister -- God damn it.
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Here. Come on.
We need to clean that up.
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All right. This is gonna sting
for a second.
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- Ow!
- I know, I know. Be cool.
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Thank you.
That already feels better.
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So, dude, do you have
any brothers or sisters?
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I have a half brother
and a half sister.
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But they live with their mom
now.
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And where is your mom?
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I don't have a mom.
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You must have a mom.
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You mean she doesn't live here
or she's dead or what?
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No.
I was made in a laboratory.
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What?
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My daddy wanted to have a baby,
so he put me in a test tube.
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Then they put me
in a woman's tummy.
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And when I was born,
daddy took me home.
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So you never met your mom?
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No.
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But I used to have
a lot of bodyguards and nannies,
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if that counts.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that counts.
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Oh, man!
That was great!
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You guys know
what Mr. Jefferson said?
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He said I'm his best friend
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and I can go over to his house
whenever I want.
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I'm supposed to go right back
over after dinner tonight.
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You guys, I feel kind of bad
for that kid.
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You feel bad for him?
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He has everything
a kid could want!
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Mr. Jefferson just seems like he
wants to be a kid, not have one.
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Oh, you know what?
This makes perfect sense.
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A guy moves into South Park with
a Ferris wheel in his backyard,
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and Kyle has to see a problem
with it.
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Mr. Jefferson's the best thing
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that's happened to this town
in a long time.
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And if you mess this up,
so help me God,
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I will rip your balls off
with my bare hands!
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With my bare hands,
God damn you!
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Well, there he is. Where have
you been all afternoon?
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I was over at the new
neighbors', the Jeffersons'.
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Oh!
Are they nice people?
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Yeah.
It's just a dad and his son.
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We're supposed to have
the Broflovskis and the Stotches
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over for dinner tonight.
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Maybe I'll invite
Mr. Jefferson, too.
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So, Mr. Jefferson,
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did I hear you say
you moved here from Kentucky?
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Kentucky.
Yes.
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I'd heard people saying
you all were from Illinois.
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No. They're -- They're ignorant.
That's ignorant.
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What kind of work do you do,
Mr. Jefferson?
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Oh, I'm retired now,
but I was in...pharmaceuticals.
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Well, our boys have
really taken a liking to you.
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You seem to really have a way
with them.
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I just i-identify so much
with children.
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The innocence.
The beauty.
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I think that God is in the face
of every child.
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Yeah.
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They are fun.
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Boys, you okay out there?
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Fine, Mom.
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Wow.
These are great.
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- What are they called again?
- They're TV dinners.
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Don't you want to take
that veil off so you can eat?
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No.
I'm not supposed to.
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Dad says I have to keep
my face hidden.
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What the hell is going on?
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Are you having Mr. Jefferson
over for dinner?
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No.
My parents are.
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You guys better not be trying
to bogart my friend away.
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- What?
- He is my friend! You got it?
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I was friends with him before
you assholes were, and I --
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Stan!
Stan, I'm seriously!
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You better not be talking bad
about me to Mr. Jefferson!
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Hey, you know, Kobe Bryant was
up in Eagle again today.
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Oh, yeah? What do you think,
Mr. Jefferson?
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You think Kobe's guilty
or innocent?
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I think he's definitely
going to jail.
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I love seeing smug celebrities
get their comeuppance.
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I think it's wrong what the
police do to wealthy black men.
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Oh, come on, Mr. Jefferson.
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You're not one of those who
think the police go around
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framing rich black people
just because they're jealous?
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Yes, because their hearts
are full of greed
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and they have doo-doo
in their souls.
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Hey, Sergeant.
Take a look at this.
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What you got?
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Looks like a new family
has just moved into South Park.
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One Mr. Jefferson, age 50,
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bought a house there
and paid cash.
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He seems to have a lot of money.
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So? What's the problem?
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Take a look.
Says here...he's black.
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By God, so he is.
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Black and rich.
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Time to take this Mr. Jefferson
down, just like we did Kobe.
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Let's go, people. We've got
another rich black guy.
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I want him humiliated
and dragged through the dirt,
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and I want it done by the books!
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Kyle?
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Hey, Stan!
What you doin'?
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Mr. Jefferson -- Aw!
It's 1:30 in the morning!
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♪ Look at me ♪
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♪ I'm Peter Pan ♪
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♪ Jamona ♪
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♪ I am a little boy forever ♪
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♪ He! ♪
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Mr. Jefferson, I have to go
to school tomorrow.
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Oh, son of a bitch!
I knew it!
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What the hell are you doing,
Stan?
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I'll tell you
what you're doing!
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You're trying to steal
my best friend!
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He just showed up here.
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Remember, Mr. Jefferson?
You said we were best friends.
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Jesus Christ.
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Dude, look who I found
crawling around in my backyard.
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Hi, Stan!
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He was out all alone
in the middle of the night.
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Mr. Jefferson isn't even home!
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- I know. He's here.
- What?
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Oh, Kyle! Blanket!
Yay! It's a slumber party!
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No, Mr. Jefferson.
You need to take your son home.
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We can't go home.
There's a ghost in our house.
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Me and Blanket are scared!
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Dad says it wants to eat us.
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Please don't make us
go back home.
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Please! We're scared!
We're scared!
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We're scared!
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♪ He-he! ♪
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Okay. Fine.
We'll all stay here.
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But we're going to sleep now.
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Come on, Blanket.
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♪ Now let's all sleep
and dream ♪
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♪ He-he! ♪
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♪ Of fun
and adventurous things ♪
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♪ Jamona ♪
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♪ It's time for us all
to say good night ♪
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Excuse me.
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Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could
be around you all the time.
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You're awesome.
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I think you're awesome,
too, Cartman.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Yeah?
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What's the matter, Stan?
You have a bad dream?
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Yeah. A really bad dream.
Oh, Jesus.
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,431
Murphy, you inside?
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,892
We're inside, sir.
Harris was right.
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,352
This guy looks like
he has more money
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,603
than all of us put together.
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,855
Black son of a bitch.
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,149
I'm planting the cocaine now.
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,734
Johnson, what about you?
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,236
Placing the blood spatter now,
sir.
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:54,112
Frakes?
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,698
Placing pubic hairs
from the raped girl now, sir.
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,242
When this Jefferson guy
shows up, arrest him fast
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,285
and try not to beat him.
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,746
There could be neighbors
with video cameras.
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,708
Why do we do it, Harris?
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,542
Sir?
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,336
Why is it that us policemen
around the country
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,172
have such a passion for framing
wealthy African-Americans
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,174
with crimes they didn't commit?
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,677
Oh. I...I guess I never thought
about why, sir.
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,220
We just do it.
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,305
Twenty-five years
I've been on the force.
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,808
I've seen every kind of sick,
depraved act known to humanity.
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,394
And still,
when I see a black man walk by
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,937
who has more money than me,
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,981
I want to vomit my gizzards
right into the gutter.
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,817
But why?
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,568
Maybe there is no reason.
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,237
Maybe there's
just a big blue ball out there
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,530
that's mostly covered with water
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,990
and we're just going along
for the ride.
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,248
Stan, time to get up for school.
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,333
Stan?
What the...
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,502
Mr. Jefferson?!
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,130
Ooh! Oh! We were just having
a slumber party.
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,716
Mr. Jefferson,
this is highly inappropriate!
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,218
Inappropriate?
No! You're being ignorant.
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,720
They're my friends.
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,513
You see,
I-I didn't have a childhood,
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,724
so I'm really just a child
myself.
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:07,561
Here. Everything's okay.
I want you each to have $100.
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:12,190
Wow. I'm gonna go buy that new
sport coat I've been wanting.
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,651
Come on, Blanket. We have to
go home and feed the animals.
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,236
Bye, friends!
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,865
Boys, I do not want you going
over to Mr. Jefferson's anymore.
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:20,907
Do you understand?
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,326
You don't have to tell us twice,
Mom. That guy is a freak.
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,203
Not go to Mr. Jefferson's
anymore?
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,122
Well, excuse my French,
Mrs. Marsh,
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,083
but you can suck
my fat, hairy balls.
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,381
Come on, Blanket!
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,634
H-Harris. Harris!
Harris! Harris!
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,635
W-What?
What?
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,471
It's Jefferson.
He's back.
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,513
All right, people.
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,724
Let's give blackie
a nice welcome home.
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,189
Whoa. Wait a --
That guy isn't black!
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,567
Holy God!
His son isn't black either!
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,569
Oh, Jesus! This is Yates!
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,237
Stand down!
I repeat -- Stand down!
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,072
Suspect is not black.
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,073
You son of a bitch!
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,950
You told me this guy
was African-American!
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,203
It says right here
on the fil-o-sheet he is!
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,163
Does that look like a black guy
to you?!
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,831
It said on the fil-o-sheet.
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,833
Jesus Christ monkey balls!
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,211
We could have made
an innocent man go to jail
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,129
who wasn't black!
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,215
Oh!
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:25,305
Jesus, Harris.
What are we becoming?
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,183
We're supposed to protect
the people.
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,684
Where have we lost our way?
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,353
Sir, it's possible
that he is black
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,938
even though he doesn't look it.
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,606
To hell with you!
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,983
I'm never gonna frame
an innocent man again
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,903
unless I know he's black
for sure!
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,863
All the adults
are trying to get us.
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,199
Get up to your room, Blanket,
and put your mask on!
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,409
We can't go outside anymore!
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,798
That poor kid.
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,467
Dude, come on. We're not
supposed to go over there.
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,720
Hi, guys!
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:06,721
Hey, Blanket.
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,932
Uh, look, we're going over
to help my dad chop wood.
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,433
You want to come with?
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,102
Really?
You mean it?
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,479
Oh, yay!
My friends are here!
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,189
Come inside and play, guys!
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,691
Uh, actually, Mr. Jefferson,
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,235
we were seeing if Blanket
wanted to chop wood with us.
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,612
Chop wood?
No. That's ignorant.
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,365
That's poopy work.
Blanket and me want to play!
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,450
Mr. Jefferson,
it might be good for Blanket
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,827
to learn how to chop wood.
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,788
Blanket likes to play!
Don't you, Blanket?
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,124
Whee! Look!
He can fly!
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,501
- Jesus Christ, dude!
- Aah!
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,295
Stop, you fucking lunatic!
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,135
Dude, we have got to get
that kid away from him.
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,846
No, Blanket. Shh! Stop crying.
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,265
It's okay, Blanket!
Here. Look.
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,474
♪ He! ♪
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,351
♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,686
♪ Ow! ♪
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,187
There, Blanket.
Shh!
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,023
H-Hey, look.
Hey, look.
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,317
I got your nose.
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,612
Look, Blanket.
I got your nose!
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,655
I got your nose, Blanket.
See?
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,283
I got your nose.
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,086
No!
Blanket, stop!
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,714
It's ignorant!
You're being ignorant!
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,800
Harrison,
why haven't you called?
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,427
You know how I worry.
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,181
I'm giving it up, Maggie.
I'm quitting the force.
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,099
Quitting the force?
You?
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,268
None of it makes sense anymore.
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,896
I don't even know
if what we're doing is right.
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,482
The last 13 hours
we've been working on a case,
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,901
trying to get a real scumbag
off the streets.
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,903
And when he walked up
to the door,
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,947
I could've sworn he was white.
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,324
Maybe I can't tell
the difference anymore.
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,159
Maybe it doesn't matter,
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,662
'cause it seems like every time
we frame a rich black guy,
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,830
he's back out on the streets
in no time.
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,540
It's just like O.J.
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,085
Do you know how hard those cops
worked to frame him,
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,170
the tireless hours they put in?
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,464
And then he just gets off
because somebody messed up
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,425
and said the "N" word out loud
too many times.
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,636
I guess I'm just tired.
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,721
I'm just damn tired.
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,849
Not another word of that kind
of talk, Harrison Yates.
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,267
Believe me,
I would love nothing more
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,186
than to have you quit the force
and no longer have to worry
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,980
about whether or not
you're coming home.
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,231
But I know you.
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,024
Framing rich black men
for crimes they didn't commit
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,693
is in your blood.
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,861
Wiping that rich, smug smile
off their faces
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,364
is the only thing
that puts a smile on yours.
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,366
You're a good cop,
Harrison Yates.
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,286
You don't have to question that,
because I'm here to tell you.
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,080
And you're a good wife,
Maggie.
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,708
You know me better
than I know myself.
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,875
Where are you going?
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,378
I think I've got
a little more work to do.
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,013
Mr. Jefferson?
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,765
It's your best friend in the
whole wide world, Eric Cartman.
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,183
Mr. Jefferson?
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,893
I was gonna sleep over tonight,
remember?
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,146
No!
Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you.
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,897
You have to fly out here
right now!
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,233
My nose came off again!
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,820
I know you live in California.
I'll pay for your plane ticket.
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,238
But I'm falling apart!
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,323
I need some more of that cream
and the injections.
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,243
I have to look young again!
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,370
Oh! I'm melting!
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,622
All right. Thanks a lot
for helping us, dude.
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,623
Yeah. Sure.
Whatever.
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,083
You've just got to pretend
you're Blanket
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,710
until we can get
the real Blanket somewhere safe.
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,003
Aren't I too big to be Blanket?
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,130
I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays
enough attention to his son to notice.
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,256
Come on!
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,678
Blanket?
You in here?
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,472
- Hi, guys!
- Shh!
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,724
Blanket, we're gonna take you
away for a little while, okay?
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:38,683
You are?
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,977
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you!
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:41,978
All right.
Get in his bed.
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,772
All right.
But you guys owe me for this.
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,524
Dude, whatever. At least
you finally get to do something.
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,445
Santa Barbara Police Department.
This is Snetzl.
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,863
Hello. This is Sergeant Yates
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,324
over at the Park County
Police Department in Colorado.
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,284
Yes, Sergeant.
What can I do for you?
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,161
Well, we've been trying to frame
this guy
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,454
who just moved into our town,
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,498
and the fil-o-fax says
he moved from your area --
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,374
one Martin Jefferson?
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,752
No, we never had
any rich African-Americans
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,003
named Jefferson here.
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,047
If we had, we would've
framed them ourselves.
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,883
Well, he doesn't really look
that black.
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,968
Yeah. I don't --
Hold on a second.
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,471
There was one we framed
a couple of times.
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,098
But the black bastard
was so rich,
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,100
he made bail and disappeared
before the trial.
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,103
You say he disappeared.
What did you frame him for?
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,647
We, uh, found some kids that had
stayed over at his place,
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,525
and we asked them to make up
some false molestation charges.
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,776
Molestation.
Nice.
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,444
Yeah, it was a lot of work.
Took years.
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,321
But we were finally able
to arrest him.
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,489
Then we planted some evidence,
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,990
took embarrassing photos
of his penis,
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,743
and threw him in a prison cell
with doody feces on the walls.
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,495
You should have seen him squirm.
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,081
That's damn fine police work,
Sergeant. Damn fine.
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,332
Yeah, but the point is,
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,334
this guy didn't really
look black either.
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,044
We had to sneak in
while he was asleep
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,963
and get a DNA sample to be sure.
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,673
Jesus Christ monkey balls.
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,175
It must be the same guy.
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,928
Mr. Jefferson?
Hello?
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:57,929
Come on, Blanket.
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,098
We got to go
before your dad sees us.
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,309
What are you doing
with my Blanket?
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,151
Come on, Blanket.
Play with me.
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,610
♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,444
♪ He! ♪
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,404
- Aah!
- Aah!
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,738
Go! Go! Run!
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,906
♪ Checha ♪
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,700
- Aah!
- Aah!
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,910
♪ Checha gurna!
Jamona! ♪
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,120
♪ He-he! ♪
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,163
Oh, Jesus!
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,581
What the hell is going on, guys?
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,499
My Blanket!
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,084
Let's play, Blanket!
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,544
No, no, no. Wait!
I'm not Blanket!
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,963
Whee! He can fly!
He can fly!
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,631
Aah! Stop!
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,677
Oh, my God!
He killed Kenny!
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,887
You bastard!
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,555
Blanket?
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,682
Blanket!
Come play!
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,809
- No!
- Come on!
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,188
Run, Blanket!
Run!
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,731
- Aah!
- ♪ Checha! ♪
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,192
- ♪ Checha! ♪
- Get up, Blanket!
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,902
Aah!
♪ He-he! ♪
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,571
Freeze, Jefferson!
The gig is up!
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,699
You are wanted
for child molestation.
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,286
No! I am sick and tired of
people harassing Mr. Jefferson!
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,038
All I've been hearing
since Mr. Jefferson moved here
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,916
are sick lies --
that he molests children,
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,585
that he's a bad father,
that he had plastic surgery.
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,129
It's ignorant.
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,548
Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson
is a little different.
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,634
That's because he had to work
all the time when he was young
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,052
and missed out on his childhood.
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,386
What's wrong
with wanting to have
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,263
the innocence and beauty
of a child?
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,599
All right.
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,768
Let's just say all the bad
things said about Mr. Jefferson
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,769
are lies.
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,230
Let's say the police department
does just go around
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,065
framing people
for crimes they didn't commit.
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,149
Let's say it's all made up
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,776
and Mr. Jefferson
is just a nice guy
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:35,860
who's trying to be a child
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,320
because he never got to have
a childhood.
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,948
Well, that's fine, except
for that he has children now.
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,700
And when people have children,
they have to grow up!
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,578
You're right.
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,497
I've been so obsessed
with my childhood
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,207
that I've forgotten about his.
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,334
I thought having lots of rides
and toys was enough.
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,461
But Blanket doesn't need
a playmate.
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,672
He needs a father
and a normal life.
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,048
♪ Checha do gurna! ♪
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,759
Blanket, I want to give away
all my money.
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,219
I-I want to get a normal job
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,764
and take a shot at raising you
in a normal setting.
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,685
Look, everybody.
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,770
I'm a normal little boy!
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,855
Well, if you're gonna give away
all your money,
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,608
then I guess we can drop
all those charges.
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,569
No point in putting
another poor black man in jail.
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,947
All right!
Things just might work out!
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,407
Things can always work out,
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,701
as long as we know
we have the power to change.
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,706
♪ We all have the power
to change ♪
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,250
♪ If we search
inside our hearts ♪
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,419
♪ And we start to heal
the wounds ♪
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,588
♪ Of all our yesterdays ♪
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,841
♪ And you know
it might be hard ♪
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,468
♪ But all you've got to do
is start ♪
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:47,056
♪ And you can change
all your evil molesting ways ♪
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:47,890
♪ Cha! ♪
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,183
♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,685
♪ He-he! ♪
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,853
♪ Oh! ♪
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,146
♪ Ha ♪
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,943
♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,528
♪ He-he! ♪
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,780
♪ Jamona!
Chechocha jamona! ♪
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:03,823
♪ Checha! ♪
eng__SDH.srt
eng__SDH.srt
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Hey, check it out, dude.
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Somebody bought
the Donovans' old house.
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Yeah.
I think they already moved in.
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I saw moving vans
in their driveway two days ago.
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I hope they're not Austrians.
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That's the last thing
this town needs.
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Hey, look.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Hello!
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Hey.
You live here?
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Yeah.
I just moved here with my dad.
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Are you gonna be my new friends?
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[ Scoffs ]
No.
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I really like your town.
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My dad wanted to move somewhere
to get away from it all.
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He said he wanted peace
and quiet
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and to live with a bunch of
hicks who don't know anything.
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What's that you're wearing?
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It's my mask.
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My daddy says its best
for me to hide my face.
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My name's Blanket.
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Your name is Blanket.
Right.
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Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody.
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And these are my friends Timsy,
Winky, and Nod.
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Unfortunately, we have to be off
to the Land of Booger Trees,
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so we'll be leaving now.
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Wait. Don't you guys
want to come inside and play?
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Look, dude,
we're in the fourth grade, okay?
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You know what that means?
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It means we don't hang out
with little kids.
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Come on, guys. Let's get back
to our Big Wheels.
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We have arcade games inside.
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[ Music stops ]
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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Dad!
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Whoa.
Dude, no way.
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Oh, my God.
This is awesome!
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Dude, are these all your toys?
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No. This is all my dad's stuff.
He loves toys and video games.
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Dude, he must be loaded!
What does he do?
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He's retired now.
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Oh, my God, dude!
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Your dad must the coolest guy
in the world.
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Come on. My dad's probably
out in the backyard.
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Oh, kick ass!
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Dude, why isn't my house
like this?
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Dad, you out here?
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- Here I am, Blanket!
- [ Horn blows ]
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♪ He! ♪
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♪ Checha be durta! ♪
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Blanket!
Oh, my beautiful Blanket!
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- What's wrong with his face?
- Be cool, dude.
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I think maybe he's a burn victim
or something.
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Guys, this is my dad,
Michael Ja--
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Jefferson!
Michael Jefferson. Yes.
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Hey, you want to play with me?
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Come on!
Let's climb the tree!
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Come on. Climb the tree!
Climb the tree!
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♪ Have you been up
my wishin' tree? ♪
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♪ Cha ♪
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♪ It's where I come to think
and dream ♪
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♪ And now I'd like to show you
my wishin' tree ♪
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♪ Jamona ♪
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♪ Where we can laugh and giggle
and scream ♪
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♪ He-he! ♪
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Uh, Mr. Jefferson,
your son can't get up.
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♪ Won't you imagine
along with me? ♪
00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:06,437
Mr. Jefferson?
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,063
♪ We can be spacemen ♪
00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,441
♪ Or pirates on the sea ♪
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♪ J-Jamona ♪
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♪ Yes, we can do everything ♪
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♪ And I mean everything ♪
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♪ J-Jamona ♪
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♪ Up in my wishin' tree ♪
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♪ He-he! ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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Hey, you guys!
You guys!
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You got to come with us
over to the Jeffersons'!
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The Jeffersons'?
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They're a new family
that just moved to South Park.
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We met this kid named Blanket,
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and he has the coolest dad
in the world.
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Mr. Jefferson said we could
invite all the kids in town
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to go play over at their house.
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They have, like,
video games and rides
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and a cotton-candy machine,
and -- and in their backyard --
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Guess what they have
in their backyard. Guess.
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A train.
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No way.
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Yeah way, Craig!
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And if you don't believe
in Mr. Jefferson,
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then you can just not come.
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I believe in Mr. Jefferson.
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- Yeah!
- This is awesome!
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All right!
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Whee!
Look at us on the swing!
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We're swinging!
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Who wants the first
cotton candy?
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ALL:
Me! Me! Me! Me!
00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,498
Me! Me! Me! I'm first!
I'm first!
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Ooh! Let's go ride
the choo-choo train!
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Choo-choo train!
Yay!
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[All cheering ]
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Let's ride the train!
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- The train!
- [ Horn blows ]
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♪ Would you like to ride
the train with me ♪
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♪ And start a magical journey? ♪
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♪ Yes, I would, Mr. Jefferson ♪
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♪ You're so awesome,
Mr. Jefferson ♪
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Cartman!
You have a beautiful voice.
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Thank you, Mr. Jefferson.
So do you.
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♪ Let's ride and ride
on the train together ♪
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- ♪ Train together ♪
- ♪ On a journey
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- ♪ Through both of our minds ♪
- ♪ I've got time, do you? ♪
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Dude, what happened
to your knee?
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I fell down.
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Mr. Jefferson!
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- ♪ Choo-choo train ♪
- [ Horn blows ]
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♪ It's all fun and games ♪
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♪ Choo-choo train ♪
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Mister -- God damn it.
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Here. Come on.
We need to clean that up.
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All right. This is gonna sting
for a second.
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- Ow!
- I know, I know. Be cool.
00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,225
Thank you.
That already feels better.
00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,228
So, dude, do you have
any brothers or sisters?
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I have a half brother
and a half sister.
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But they live with their mom
now.
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And where is your mom?
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I don't have a mom.
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You must have a mom.
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You mean she doesn't live here
or she's dead or what?
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No.
I was made in a laboratory.
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What?
00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:29,204
My daddy wanted to have a baby,
so he put me in a test tube.
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Then they put me
in a woman's tummy.
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And when I was born,
daddy took me home.
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So you never met your mom?
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No.
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But I used to have
a lot of bodyguards and nannies,
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if that counts.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that counts.
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Oh, man!
That was great!
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You guys know
what Mr. Jefferson said?
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He said I'm his best friend
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and I can go over to his house
whenever I want.
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I'm supposed to go right back
over after dinner tonight.
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You guys, I feel kind of bad
for that kid.
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You feel bad for him?
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He has everything
a kid could want!
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Mr. Jefferson just seems like he
wants to be a kid, not have one.
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Oh, you know what?
This makes perfect sense.
00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,326
A guy moves into South Park with
a Ferris wheel in his backyard,
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and Kyle has to see a problem
with it.
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Mr. Jefferson's the best thing
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that's happened to this town
in a long time.
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And if you mess this up,
so help me God,
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I will rip your balls off
with my bare hands!
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With my bare hands,
God damn you!
00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,135
Well, there he is. Where have
you been all afternoon?
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I was over at the new
neighbors', the Jeffersons'.
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Oh!
Are they nice people?
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Yeah.
It's just a dad and his son.
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We're supposed to have
the Broflovskis and the Stotches
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over for dinner tonight.
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Maybe I'll invite
Mr. Jefferson, too.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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So, Mr. Jefferson,
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did I hear you say
you moved here from Kentucky?
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Kentucky.
Yes.
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I'd heard people saying
you all were from Illinois.
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No. They're -- They're ignorant.
That's ignorant.
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What kind of work do you do,
Mr. Jefferson?
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Oh, I'm retired now,
but I was in...pharmaceuticals.
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Well, our boys have
really taken a liking to you.
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You seem to really have a way
with them.
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I just i-identify so much
with children.
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The innocence.
The beauty.
00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,927
I think that God is in the face
of every child.
00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,055
Yeah.
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They are fun.
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Boys, you okay out there?
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Fine, Mom.
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Wow.
These are great.
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- What are they called again?
- They're TV dinners.
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Don't you want to take
that veil off so you can eat?
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No.
I'm not supposed to.
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Dad says I have to keep
my face hidden.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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What the hell is going on?
00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,287
Are you having Mr. Jefferson
over for dinner?
00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,288
No.
My parents are.
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You guys better not be trying
to bogart my friend away.
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- What?
- He is my friend! You got it?
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I was friends with him before
you assholes were, and I --
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Stan!
Stan, I'm seriously!
00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,174
You better not be talking bad
about me to Mr. Jefferson!
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Hey, you know, Kobe Bryant was
up in Eagle again today.
00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,511
Oh, yeah? What do you think,
Mr. Jefferson?
00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,138
You think Kobe's guilty
or innocent?
00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,306
[ Gasps ]
00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:53,891
I think he's definitely
going to jail.
00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,685
I love seeing smug celebrities
get their comeuppance.
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I think it's wrong what the
police do to wealthy black men.
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Oh, come on, Mr. Jefferson.
00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,025
You're not one of those who
think the police go around
00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,569
framing rich black people
just because they're jealous?
00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,946
Yes, because their hearts
are full of greed
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,741
and they have doo-doo
in their souls.
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,538
Hey, Sergeant.
Take a look at this.
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,539
What you got?
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,958
Looks like a new family
has just moved into South Park.
00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,960
One Mr. Jefferson, age 50,
00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,962
bought a house there
and paid cash.
00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,506
He seems to have a lot of money.
00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,632
So? What's the problem?
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,593
Take a look.
Says here...he's black.
00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,428
By God, so he is.
00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,430
Black and rich.
00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,558
Time to take this Mr. Jefferson
down, just like we did Kobe.
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Let's go, people. We've got
another rich black guy.
00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,979
I want him humiliated
and dragged through the dirt,
00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,106
and I want it done by the books!
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[ Banging on window ]
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Kyle?
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,951
Hey, Stan!
What you doin'?
00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,954
Mr. Jefferson -- Aw!
It's 1:30 in the morning!
00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,080
♪ Look at me ♪
00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,331
♪ I'm Peter Pan ♪
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,165
♪ Jamona ♪
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,459
♪ I am a little boy forever ♪
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,502
♪ He! ♪
00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,963
Mr. Jefferson, I have to go
to school tomorrow.
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,340
Oh, son of a bitch!
I knew it!
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,675
What the hell are you doing,
Stan?
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,842
I'll tell you
what you're doing!
00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,219
You're trying to steal
my best friend!
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,512
He just showed up here.
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,181
Remember, Mr. Jefferson?
You said we were best friends.
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,141
- [ Knock on door ]
- Jesus Christ.
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,812
Dude, look who I found
crawling around in my backyard.
00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,063
Hi, Stan!
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,815
He was out all alone
in the middle of the night.
00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,525
Mr. Jefferson isn't even home!
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,610
- I know. He's here.
- What?
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,738
Oh, Kyle! Blanket!
Yay! It's a slumber party!
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,408
No, Mr. Jefferson.
You need to take your son home.
00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,326
We can't go home.
There's a ghost in our house.
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,078
Me and Blanket are scared!
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,163
Dad says it wants to eat us.
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,456
Please don't make us
go back home.
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,208
Please! We're scared!
We're scared!
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,585
We're scared!
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:45,752
♪ He-he! ♪
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,337
Okay. Fine.
We'll all stay here.
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,964
But we're going to sleep now.
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,799
Come on, Blanket.
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,847
♪ Now let's all sleep
and dream ♪
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:57,848
♪ He-he! ♪
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,808
♪ Of fun
and adventurous things ♪
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,809
♪ Jamona ♪
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,895
♪ It's time for us all
to say good night ♪
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,148
[ Grunts ]
Excuse me.
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,191
[ Clears throat ]
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,031
Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could
be around you all the time.
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,240
You're awesome.
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,451
I think you're awesome,
too, Cartman.
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,453
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,288
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,956
Yeah?
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,584
[ Screams ]
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,962
What's the matter, Stan?
You have a bad dream?
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,883
Yeah. A really bad dream.
Oh, Jesus.
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,595
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,431
Murphy, you inside?
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,892
We're inside, sir.
Harris was right.
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,352
This guy looks like
he has more money
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,603
than all of us put together.
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,855
Black son of a bitch.
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,149
I'm planting the cocaine now.
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,734
Johnson, what about you?
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,236
Placing the blood spatter now,
sir.
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:54,112
Frakes?
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,698
Placing pubic hairs
from the raped girl now, sir.
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,242
When this Jefferson guy
shows up, arrest him fast
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,285
and try not to beat him.
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,746
There could be neighbors
with video cameras.
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,708
[ Sighs ]
Why do we do it, Harris?
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,542
Sir?
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,336
Why is it that us policemen
around the country
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,172
have such a passion for framing
wealthy African-Americans
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,174
with crimes they didn't commit?
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,677
Oh. I...I guess I never thought
about why, sir.
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,220
We just do it.
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,305
Twenty-five years
I've been on the force.
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,808
I've seen every kind of sick,
depraved act known to humanity.
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,394
And still,
when I see a black man walk by
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,937
who has more money than me,
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,981
I want to vomit my gizzards
right into the gutter.
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,817
But why?
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,568
Maybe there is no reason.
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,237
Maybe there's
just a big blue ball out there
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,530
that's mostly covered with water
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,990
and we're just going along
for the ride.
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,577
[ Rooster crows ]
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:43,912
[ Knock on door ]
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,248
STAN'S DAD:
Stan, time to get up for school.
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,333
Stan?
What the...
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,502
- [ Dramatic music plays ]
- Mr. Jefferson?!
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,130
Ooh! Oh! We were just having
a slumber party.
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,716
Mr. Jefferson,
this is highly inappropriate!
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,218
Inappropriate?
No! You're being ignorant.
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,720
They're my friends.
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,513
You see,
I-I didn't have a childhood,
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,724
so I'm really just a child
myself.
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:07,561
Here. Everything's okay.
I want you each to have $100.
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:12,190
Wow. I'm gonna go buy that new
sport coat I've been wanting.
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,651
Come on, Blanket. We have to
go home and feed the animals.
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,236
Bye, friends!
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,865
Boys, I do not want you going
over to Mr. Jefferson's anymore.
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:20,907
Do you understand?
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,326
You don't have to tell us twice,
Mom. That guy is a freak.
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,203
Not go to Mr. Jefferson's
anymore?
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,122
Well, excuse my French,
Mrs. Marsh,
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,083
but you can suck
my fat, hairy balls.
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,378
[ Snoring ]
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,381
MICHAEL:
Come on, Blanket!
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,634
H-Harris. Harris!
Harris! Harris!
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,635
W-What?
What?
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,471
It's Jefferson.
He's back.
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,513
All right, people.
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,724
Let's give blackie
a nice welcome home.
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,309
[ Guns cock ]
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,189
Whoa. Wait a --
That guy isn't black!
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,567
Holy God!
His son isn't black either!
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,569
Oh, Jesus! This is Yates!
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,237
Stand down!
I repeat -- Stand down!
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,072
Suspect is not black.
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,073
You son of a bitch!
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,950
You told me this guy
was African-American!
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,203
It says right here
on the fil-o-sheet he is!
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,163
Does that look like a black guy
to you?!
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,831
It said on the fil-o-sheet.
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,833
Jesus Christ monkey balls!
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,211
We could have made
an innocent man go to jail
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,129
who wasn't black!
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,215
Oh!
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,802
[ Coughs ]
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:25,305
Jesus, Harris.
What are we becoming?
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,183
We're supposed to protect
the people.
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,684
Where have we lost our way?
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,353
Sir, it's possible
that he is black
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,938
even though he doesn't look it.
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,606
To hell with you!
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,983
I'm never gonna frame
an innocent man again
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,903
unless I know he's black
for sure!
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,863
All the adults
are trying to get us.
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,199
Get up to your room, Blanket,
and put your mask on!
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,409
We can't go outside anymore!
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,120
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,798
That poor kid.
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,467
Dude, come on. We're not
supposed to go over there.
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,720
Hi, guys!
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:06,721
Hey, Blanket.
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,932
Uh, look, we're going over
to help my dad chop wood.
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,433
You want to come with?
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,102
Really?
You mean it?
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,479
Oh, yay!
My friends are here!
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,189
Come inside and play, guys!
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,691
Uh, actually, Mr. Jefferson,
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,235
we were seeing if Blanket
wanted to chop wood with us.
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,612
Chop wood?
No. That's ignorant.
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,365
That's poopy work.
Blanket and me want to play!
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,450
Mr. Jefferson,
it might be good for Blanket
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,827
to learn how to chop wood.
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,788
Blanket likes to play!
Don't you, Blanket?
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,124
Whee! Look!
He can fly!
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,501
- Jesus Christ, dude!
- Aah!
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,295
Stop, you fucking lunatic!
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,135
Dude, we have got to get
that kid away from him.
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,846
- [ Sobbing ]
- No, Blanket. Shh! Stop crying.
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,265
It's okay, Blanket!
Here. Look.
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,474
♪ He! ♪
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,351
♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,686
♪ Ow! ♪
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,187
There, Blanket.
Shh!
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,023
H-Hey, look.
Hey, look.
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,317
I got your nose.
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,612
Look, Blanket.
I got your nose!
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,655
I got your nose, Blanket.
See?
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,283
I got your nose.
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,703
[ Laughs ]
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,832
- [ Dramatic music plays ]
- [ Screaming ]
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,086
No!
Blanket, stop!
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,714
It's ignorant!
You're being ignorant!
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,800
[ Irish accent ] Harrison,
why haven't you called?
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,427
You know how I worry.
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,181
I'm giving it up, Maggie.
I'm quitting the force.
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,099
Quitting the force?
You?
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,268
None of it makes sense anymore.
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,896
I don't even know
if what we're doing is right.
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,482
The last 13 hours
we've been working on a case,
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,901
trying to get a real scumbag
off the streets.
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,903
And when he walked up
to the door,
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,947
I could've sworn he was white.
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,324
Maybe I can't tell
the difference anymore.
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,159
Maybe it doesn't matter,
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,662
'cause it seems like every time
we frame a rich black guy,
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,830
he's back out on the streets
in no time.
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,540
It's just like O.J.
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,085
Do you know how hard those cops
worked to frame him,
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,170
the tireless hours they put in?
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,464
And then he just gets off
because somebody messed up
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,425
and said the "N" word out loud
too many times.
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,636
I guess I'm just tired.
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,721
I'm just damn tired.
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,849
Not another word of that kind
of talk, Harrison Yates.
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,267
Believe me,
I would love nothing more
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,186
than to have you quit the force
and no longer have to worry
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,980
about whether or not
you're coming home.
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,231
But I know you.
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,024
Framing rich black men
for crimes they didn't commit
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,693
is in your blood.
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,861
Wiping that rich, smug smile
off their faces
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,364
is the only thing
that puts a smile on yours.
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,366
You're a good cop,
Harrison Yates.
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,286
You don't have to question that,
because I'm here to tell you.
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,080
And you're a good wife,
Maggie.
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,708
You know me better
than I know myself.
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,875
Where are you going?
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,378
I think I've got
a little more work to do.
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,428
[ Knock on door ]
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,013
Mr. Jefferson?
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,765
It's your best friend in the
whole wide world, Eric Cartman.
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,183
Mr. Jefferson?
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,893
I was gonna sleep over tonight,
remember?
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,146
No!
Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you.
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,897
You have to fly out here
right now!
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,233
My nose came off again!
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,820
I know you live in California.
I'll pay for your plane ticket.
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,238
But I'm falling apart!
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,323
I need some more of that cream
and the injections.
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,243
I have to look young again!
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,370
Oh! I'm melting!
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,622
All right. Thanks a lot
for helping us, dude.
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,623
Yeah. Sure.
Whatever.
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,083
You've just got to pretend
you're Blanket
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,710
until we can get
the real Blanket somewhere safe.
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,003
Aren't I too big to be Blanket?
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,130
I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays
enough attention to his son to notice.
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,256
Come on!
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,841
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,010
[ Hinges squeak ]
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,678
Blanket?
You in here?
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,472
- Hi, guys!
- Shh!
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,724
Blanket, we're gonna take you
away for a little while, okay?
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:38,683
You are?
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,977
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you!
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:41,978
All right.
Get in his bed.
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,772
All right.
But you guys owe me for this.
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,524
Dude, whatever. At least
you finally get to do something.
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,151
[ Telephone rings ]
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,445
Santa Barbara Police Department.
This is Snetzl.
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,863
Hello. This is Sergeant Yates
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,324
over at the Park County
Police Department in Colorado.
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,284
Yes, Sergeant.
What can I do for you?
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,161
Well, we've been trying to frame
this guy
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,454
who just moved into our town,
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,498
and the fil-o-fax says
he moved from your area --
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,374
one Martin Jefferson?
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,752
No, we never had
any rich African-Americans
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,003
named Jefferson here.
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,047
If we had, we would've
framed them ourselves.
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,883
Well, he doesn't really look
that black.
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,968
Yeah. I don't --
Hold on a second.
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,471
There was one we framed
a couple of times.
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,098
But the black bastard
was so rich,
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,100
he made bail and disappeared
before the trial.
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,103
You say he disappeared.
What did you frame him for?
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,647
We, uh, found some kids that had
stayed over at his place,
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,525
and we asked them to make up
some false molestation charges.
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,776
Molestation.
Nice.
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,444
Yeah, it was a lot of work.
Took years.
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,321
But we were finally able
to arrest him.
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,489
Then we planted some evidence,
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,990
took embarrassing photos
of his penis,
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,743
and threw him in a prison cell
with doody feces on the walls.
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,495
You should have seen him squirm.
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,081
That's damn fine police work,
Sergeant. Damn fine.
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,332
Yeah, but the point is,
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,334
this guy didn't really
look black either.
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,044
We had to sneak in
while he was asleep
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,963
and get a DNA sample to be sure.
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,673
Jesus Christ monkey balls.
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,175
It must be the same guy.
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,928
Mr. Jefferson?
Hello?
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:57,929
Come on, Blanket.
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,098
We got to go
before your dad sees us.
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,309
What are you doing
with my Blanket?
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,520
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,151
Come on, Blanket.
Play with me.
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,610
♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,444
♪ He! ♪
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,404
- Aah!
- Aah!
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,738
Go! Go! Run!
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,906
♪ Checha ♪
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,700
- Aah!
- Aah!
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,910
♪ Checha gurna!
Jamona! ♪
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,120
♪ He-he! ♪
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,163
Oh, Jesus!
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,581
What the hell is going on, guys?
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,499
My Blanket!
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,084
Let's play, Blanket!
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,544
No, no, no. Wait!
I'm not Blanket!
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,963
Whee! He can fly!
He can fly!
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,631
Aah! Stop!
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,677
Oh, my God!
He killed Kenny!
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,887
You bastard!
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,555
Blanket?
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,682
Blanket!
Come play!
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,809
- No!
- Come on!
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,188
Run, Blanket!
Run!
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,731
- Aah!
- ♪ Checha! ♪
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,192
- ♪ Checha! ♪
- Get up, Blanket!
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Aah!
♪ He-he! ♪
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Freeze, Jefferson!
The gig is up!
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You are wanted
for child molestation.
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No! I am sick and tired of
people harassing Mr. Jefferson!
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,038
All I've been hearing
since Mr. Jefferson moved here
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are sick lies --
that he molests children,
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that he's a bad father,
that he had plastic surgery.
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It's ignorant.
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Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson
is a little different.
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That's because he had to work
all the time when he was young
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and missed out on his childhood.
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,386
What's wrong
with wanting to have
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the innocence and beauty
of a child?
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All right.
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,768
Let's just say all the bad
things said about Mr. Jefferson
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are lies.
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,230
Let's say the police department
does just go around
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,065
framing people
for crimes they didn't commit.
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Let's say it's all made up
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,776
and Mr. Jefferson
is just a nice guy
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who's trying to be a child
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because he never got to have
a childhood.
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,948
Well, that's fine, except
for that he has children now.
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And when people have children,
they have to grow up!
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,410
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,578
You're right.
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I've been so obsessed
with my childhood
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,207
that I've forgotten about his.
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,334
I thought having lots of rides
and toys was enough.
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,461
But Blanket doesn't need
a playmate.
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,672
He needs a father
and a normal life.
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,048
♪ Checha do gurna! ♪
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,759
Blanket, I want to give away
all my money.
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,219
I-I want to get a normal job
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,764
and take a shot at raising you
in a normal setting.
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,685
Look, everybody.
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,770
I'm a normal little boy!
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,855
Well, if you're gonna give away
all your money,
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,608
then I guess we can drop
all those charges.
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,569
No point in putting
another poor black man in jail.
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,947
All right!
Things just might work out!
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,407
Things can always work out,
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,701
as long as we know
we have the power to change.
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,494
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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♪ We all have the power
to change ♪
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,250
♪ If we search
inside our hearts ♪
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,419
♪ And we start to heal
the wounds ♪
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,588
♪ Of all our yesterdays ♪
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,841
♪ And you know
it might be hard ♪
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,468
♪ But all you've got to do
is start ♪
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:47,056
♪ And you can change
all your evil molesting ways ♪
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:47,890
♪ Cha! ♪
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,183
♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,685
♪ He-he! ♪
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,853
♪ Oh! ♪
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,146
♪ Ha ♪
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,943
♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,528
♪ He-he! ♪
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,780
♪ Jamona!
Chechocha jamona! ♪
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:03,823
♪ Checha! ♪
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перевод Nfire
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Эй,чуваки - смотрите.
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Кто - то купил старый дом Донованса.
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Да, я думаю они уже переехали.
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Я видел фургоны на этой дороге два
дня назад.
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Я надеюсь, что они - не Австрийцы.
Это - последнее, что нужно этому городу.
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Эй смотрите!
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Привет.
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Эй. Ты здесь живешь?
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Да, я только что переехал сюда с
моим папой.
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Вы собираетесь стать моими новыми друзьями?
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Нет.
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Мне действительно нравиться ваш город.
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Мой папа хотел переехать куда-нибудь
подальше от всего.
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Он сказал, что он хотел покоя и тишины,
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и жить с провинциалами
которые ничего не знают.
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А что это на тебе надето?
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Это - моя маска. Мой папа говорит,
что для меня будет лучше скрывать мое лицо.
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Меня зовут Бланкет.
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Тебя зовут Бланкет. Так.
Ну, Бланкет, а я Хоуди Дуди,
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а это мои друзья - Тимси, Винки и Нод.
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К сожалению, мы должны покинуть
Землю Booger Trees, так что мы уходим.
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Подождите. Ребята вы что не хотите
зайти внутрь и поиграть?
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Эй чувак, мы уже в 4 классе.
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Знаешь что это означает? Это означает
мы не тусуемся с маленьким детьми.
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Пошли, парни, вернемся к нашим
Большим Колесам.
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Мы бы могли поиграть в аркады.
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Папа?
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Оау! Чуваки, я не могу поверить.
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О мой Бог, это просто зашибись!
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Чувак, это что все твои игрушки?
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Нет, это все моего отца.
Он любит игрушки и видео игры.
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Чувак, он наверное очень занят! (?)
Что он делает?
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Он в отставке.
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О мой Бог, чувак! Твой папа наверное
самый крутой папа в мире!
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Проходите, мой папа вероятно на
заднем дворе.
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Твою мать! Чуваки, почему мой дом не
похож на этот?!
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Папа, ты здесь?
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Я здесь, Бланкет!
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Бланкет! Мой прелестный Бланкет!
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Что у него с лицом?
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Расслабтесь пацаны. Мне кажется, что он
жертва пожара или чего-то такого.
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Парни, это - мой папа,
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Майкл Джэ-
Jefferson!
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Майкл... Jefferson, да.
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Эй, Вы хотите поиграть со мной?
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За мной, давайте поднимайтесь на дерево!
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Вперед, поднимайтесь на дерево,
поднимайтесь на дерево!
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Как вам мой... Дерево Желаний? (?)
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Место где я размышляю и мечтаю.
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И теперь я хотел бы показать вам свой...
... Дерево Желаний. Сожми сильней!
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Где мы можем смеяться и хихикать и кричать.
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Воображение - ключ.
Мистер Джефферсон, ваш сын не может подняться.
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Разве вы не будете мечтать вместе со мной?
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Мистер Джефферсон?
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Мы можем быть космонавтами,
или пиратами в море.
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Да мы можем сделать все, что угодно,
я имеюю ввиду - абсолютно все.
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На моём Дереве Желаний.
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Эй братва! Вы должны
сходить с нами к Джефферсонам!
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Джефферсонам?
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Это новая семья, которая только что
переехала в Саус Пак!
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Мы встретили ребенка, его зовут Бланкет, и
у него самый клевый папа в мире!
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Мистер Джефферсон сказал, что мы можем пригласить
всех детей в городе поиграть у них дома.
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У них есть видеоигры и качалки
и машина сахарной ваты
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А, и угадайте что
у них на заднем дворе?
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Что?.
Поезд.
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Не может быть.
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Нет может, Крэйг!
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И если вы не верите в мистера Джефферсона,
вы можете просто не приходить!
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Я верю в мистера Джефферсона.
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Уииииииии, смотрите как мы качаемся!
Мы качаемся!
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Кто хочет первую сахарную вату?
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Мнемнемнемнемнемнемнемне...
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Мнемнемне! Я первый! Я первый!
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О, давайте покатаемя на Чу-чу поезде!
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Чу-чу поезд! Уау!
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Поедем на поезде! Поезд!
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Хотели бы Вы покататься на поезде со мной,
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и начать волшебную поездку?
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Я хотел бы, мистер Джефферсон.
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Вы такой классный, мистер
Джефферсон.
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Картман, у тебя красивый голос.
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Спасибо мистер Джефферсон. У вас тоже.
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Давайте ехать и ехать на поезде вместе
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...поезде вместе
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В путешествие через наши мысли.
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...у меня есть время. А у вас?
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Чувак, что случилось с твоим коленом?
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Я упал.
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Мистер Джефферсон!
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Чу-чу поезд, он полон веселья и игр.
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Чу-чу поезд.
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Мистер! Твою мать. Пошли.
Мы должны продизинфицировать это.
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Так, сейчас секундочку пощипит.
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Ай!
Я знаю, знаю. Успокойся.
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Спасибо. Я уже чувствую себя лучше.
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Итак, чувак, у тебя есть братья или сестры?
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У меня есть сводный брат и сводная сестра.
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Но сейчас они живут со своей мамой.
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А где твоя мама?
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У меня нет мамы.
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У всех есть мама.
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Ты имеешь ввиду, что твоей мамы здесь нет,
или что она умерла? Или что-то другое?
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Нет. Я был сделан в лаборатории.
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Что?
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Мой папа хотел иметь ребенка, так что
он поместил меня в испытательную трубку.
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Потом, они посадили меня в женский животик,
и когда я родился
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Папа принес меня домой.
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Так ты что никогда не видел свою маму?
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Нет... Но у меня много телохранителей
и нянек, если это считается.
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Да. Да, это считается.
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Мужики, это было круто!
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А вы парни знаете что сказал мистер Джефферсон?
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Он сказал, что я - его лучший друг,
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и я могу ходить к нему домой когда хочу!
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Я надеюсь вернуться туда
после обеда сегодня вечером!
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Мужики, я что-то беспокоюсь за того ребенка.
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Ты беспокоешься за него?! Да у него есть
все о чем только может мечтать ребенок!
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Просто мистер Джефферсон хочет выглядеть
как ребенок, но он же не ребенок. (?)
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О, знаешь что?! Это все объясняет!
00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,560
Парень переехал в Саус Пак с
FERRIS-колесом на заднем дворе, (?)
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и Кайл видит проблему именно в этом!
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Мистер Джефферсон - лучшая вещь,которая произошла
в этом городом за долгое время,
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и если вы пропустите это, пусть
поможет мне БОГ,
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Я вырву ваши яйца голыми руками!
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Моими собственными руками, будь ты проклят!
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А наконец-то объявился.
И где ты был весь день?
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Я был у новых соседей, Джефферсоных.
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О, а они хорошие люди?
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Да. Это только папа и сын.
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Хорошо, мы хотим пригласить
Broflovskis и Stotches
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на обед сегодня вечером.
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Возможно я также приглашу и мистера Джефферсона.
00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:42,670
Итак, мистер Джефферсон, я слышала вы сказали
что переехали сюда из Кентукки?
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Кентукки, да.
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Я слышал, что люди говорят что вы
откуда-то из Иллинойс.
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Нет, они неосведомлены. Это
заблуждение.
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А где вы работаете мистер
Джефферсон?
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О сейчас я безработный, но, я был в
... фармацевтическом бизнесе.
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Хорошо, что наши мальчики
действительно питают симпатию к вам.
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Вы, кажется, действительно умеете
обращаться с ними.
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Я просто уделяю много времени детям.
00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:03,740
Их невиновность, их красота.
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,140
Я думаю, что Бог - в лице каждого
ребенка.
00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,470
...да-а.
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...Они - веселые.
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Мальчики, вы в порядке?
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Все нормально мама.
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О - это круто.
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А как они это называют?
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Телевизионные обеды.
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А ты не хочешь снять эту занавеску
что-бы ты смог есть?
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Нет, не хочу.
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Папа говорит, что я должен держать
мое лицо скрытым.
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Что, черт возьми, происходит?!
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У вас что обед с мистером
Джефферсоном?!
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Нет, у моих родителей.
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Вам парни лучше даже не пытаться
украсть моего друга! (?)
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Что?
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Он - МОЙ друг, понятно?!
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Я с ним дружил еще до того, как вы
жопы появились, и я над..
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Стэн! Стэн, я - серьезно!
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Вам лучше не говорить обо мне плохо
при мистере Джефферсоне!
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Эй, вы знаете, что Кобэ Браянт был
сегодня в Игл.
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О да? Что вы думаете, мистер Джефферсон?
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Вы думаете Кобэ виновен или невиновен?
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Я думаю, что он определенно сядет в тюрьму.
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Я просто обожаю смотреть, что самодовольные
знаменитости получают по своим comeuppance. (?)
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Мне кажется неправильным то, что
полиция делает с богатыми черными людьми.
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Перестанте мистер Джефферсон. Вы же
не один из тех, кто думает
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что полиция поголовно обвиняет богатых
черных людей только потому что они завидуют..
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Да! Потому что их сердца полны
жадности и
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в их душах одна... doodoo. (?)
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Эй сержант, взгляните на это.
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Что у тебя?
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Напоминает новую семью
только что переехавшую в Саус Пак.
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Первый - мистер Джефферсон, 50 лет,
купил дом и заплатил наличными.
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Он выглядит как человек у
которого много денег.
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Ну и в чем проблема?
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Смотрите. Здесь сказано...
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Он черный.
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Ей-Богу, так и есть. Черный и богатый.
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Пора взять этого мистера Джефферсона
точно так же как мы сделали с Кобэ.
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Вперед братва!У нас появился
еще один богатый черный парень.
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Я хочу его унизить и протянуть по грязи
и я хочу сделать это как в книгах!(?)
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Кайл?
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Эй, Стэн, что делаешь?
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мистер Джефферсон!
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Сейчас - 1:30 ночи!
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Взгляни на меня, я - Питер Пэн.
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Я - всегда маленький мальчик.
Эй!
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Мистер Джефферсон, мне завтра в школу!
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А, сукин сын! Я знал это!
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Какого черта ты делашь Стэн?!
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Я скажу тебе, что ты делаешь!
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Ты пытаешься украсть МОЕГО лучшего друга!
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Он только что появился здесь.
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Помните, мистер Джефферсон?
Вы сказали, что мы лучшие друзья.
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Святый Боже!
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Чувак, взгляни, кого я нашел на
своем заднем дворе.
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Привет Стэн.
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Он был совершенно один посреди ночи.
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Мистер Джефферсона даже дома не было.
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Я знаю. Он - здесь.
Что?
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О Кайл, Бланкет, это - вечеринка сна!
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Нет! Мистер Джефферсон, вы должны
отвести своего сына домой.
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Мы не можем идти домой.
В нашем доме привидение.
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Мы с Бланкетом испугались.
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Папа сказал, что оно хочет съесть нас.
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Пожалуйста не заставляйте нас
возвращаться домой.
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Пожалуйста! Мы боимся, мы боимся!
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Мы боимся!
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Хорошо, прекрасно, мы все останемся здесь,
но мы немедленно ложимся спать!
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Ложись Бланкет.
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А теперь давайте спать и видеть сны!
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полные веселья и увлекательных вещей!
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Настало время пожелать спокойной ночи.
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Мистер Джефферсон, я хочу все время находиться
рядом с вами. Вы такой замечательный.
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Я думаю, что ты тоже замечательный,Картман.
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Да?
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Да.
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Да?
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Да.
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Да?
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А- а-а-а-а-а!
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В чем дело, Стэн?
Приснился плохой сон?
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Да. Настоящий кошмар. О Господи!
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Мэрфи, ты внутри?
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Мы - внутри, сэр.
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Харрис был прав. Этот парень выглядит так, как будто
у него денег больше, чем у нас всех вместе взятых.
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Черный сукин сын!
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Я подбрасываю кокаин.
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Джонсон, что у вас?
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Разбрызгиваю кровь, сэр.
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Фрэйкс?
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Побрасываю лобковые волосы
изнасилованной девочки, сэр.
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Хорошо, когда появиться этот Джефферсон,
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арестуйте его быстро и попытайтесь
не избить его.
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Здесь могут быть соседи с видео камерами.
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Зачем мы это делаем, Харрис?
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Сэр?
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Почему у всей полиции по всей стране
такую страсть
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к подставе богатых афро-американцев
на преступления которых они не совершали?
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Почему? Мне кажется, что я никогда не задумывался
над этим сэр. Мы просто делаем это.
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Двадцать пять лет я на службе..
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Я видел все виды извращений,
известных человечеству и тем не менее,
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когда я вижу черного
у которого больше денег чем у меня, мне...
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хочется блевануть в какую-нибудь канаву.
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Но почему? Возможно этому нет объяснений.
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Возможно где-то там есть только большой
голубой шар почти весь покрытый водой
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и мы можем только двигаться вперед
простыми пассажирами.
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Стэн, пора вставать в школу.
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Стэн? Какого...?
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Мистер Джефферсон?!
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О- о, у нас всего лишь вечеринка сна.
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Мистер Джефферсон, это выходит за все рамки!
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Выходит за рамки?
Нет, вы просто неосведомлены.
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Они - мои друзья.
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Вы знаете, у меня не было детства,
и я - действительно чувствую себя ребенком.
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У нас все хорошо. И я хочу что бы у
каждого из вас было по 100 долларов.
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Ух ты, пойду куплю себе новую
спортивную куртку, давно уже хотел.
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Пойдем Бланкет.
Нам нужно идти домой и кормить животных.
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Пока друзья.
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Ребята, я больше не хочу видеть вас рядом с
мистером Джефферсоном.
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Вы поняли?
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Мам, тебе не нужно повторять дважды.
Он извращенец!
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Больше не ходить к мистеру Джефферсону?
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О, извините меня за мой французский язык, миссис
Марш, но вы можете пососать мои большие волосатые шары!
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Пошли Бланкет!
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Эй Харрис, Харрис, Харрис! Харрис!
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Что-что-что?
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Это Jefferson! Он вернулся!
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Ладно братва. Устроим черномазому
хорошее возвращение домой.
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Стоп, подождите минуточку! Этот
парень не черный!
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Святый Боже, его сын тоже не черный!
О Иисус!
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Это Ятц! Назад! Я повторяю,назад!
Подозреваемый не черный!
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Ты сукин сын, ты сказал мне
что этот парень был афро-американцем!
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Но здесь на последней странице
говориться что он черный!
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По-твоему он похож на черного?!
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Об этом сказано на последней странице!
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О господи, твою мать!
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Мы чуть не посадили невинного человека
в тюрьму, а он не черный! О!
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Господи, Харрис. Кем мы становимся?
Мне казалось...
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мы защищаем людей.
Где мы сбились с пути?
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Сэр, возможно, что он является черным,
даже если он и не выглядит черным.
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Иди ты к черту! Я больше не собираюсь
подставлять ни в чем неповинных людей!
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Пока я НЕ БУДУ УВЕРЕН наверняка,
что он черный!
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Все взрослые пытаются достать нас.
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Поднимайся к себе в комнату Бланкет
и надень свою маску!
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Мы больше не можем выходить наружу!
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Какой несчастный ребенок.
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Чувак, пошли. Нам нельзя там появляться.
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Привет ребята!
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Привет Бланкет.
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Мм, знаешь, мы идем помочь моему отцу
колоть дрова. Ты... хочешь пойти с нами?
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Серьезно? Мне можно?
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О, здесь мои друзья!
Ребята, заходите внутрь и играйте!
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Э, вообще-то, мистер Джефферсон, мы хотели взять
с собой Бланкета колоть дрова, если он захочет.
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Колоть дрова? Нет, это невозможно.
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Это изнурительная работа.
Бланкет и я хотим играть!
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Мистер Джефферсон, возможно было бы не плохо для
Бланкета узнать как колоть дрова.
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Бланкет любит играть, разве не так
Бланкет?
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О, сиотрите! Он может лететь!
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Иисус Христос, чувак!
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А- а-а-а-а-а!
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Перестань, ебаный лунатик!
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Чувак, мы должны увести этого
ребенка подальше от него!
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Нет, Бланкет, ш-ш-ш. Перестань плакать.
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Это в порядке, Бланкет. Смотри.
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Бланкет ш-ш-ш-ш.
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Эй, эй смотри, эй смотри. У меня твой нос.
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Смотри! Взгляни, у меня твой нос.
У меня твой нос, Бланкет. Видишь?
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У меня твой нос.
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Аааааааааа!
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Нет, Бланкет, стой!
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Ты просто не понимаешь!
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Харрисон, почему ты не звонил?
Ты же знаешь как я волнуюсь.
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Я устал, Мэгги.
Я увольняюсь с работы.
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Уходишь со службы? Ты?
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Больше ничего не имеет смысла.
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Я даже не знаю является ли то что мы
делаем правильным.
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Последние тринадцать часов мы
работали над одним делом,
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пытались убрать настоящий мешок с
дерьмом с улиц.
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И когда он подошел к двери,
могу поклясться, что он был белый.
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Возможно я не уже не вижу разницы.
Возможно это не имеет значения.
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Потому что каждый раз, когда мы работаем
над подставой богатого черного парня,
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они убираются с улиц в мгновение ока.
Так же как OJ.
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Ты представляешь, как тяжело работали
те полицейские чтобы подставить его?
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Неустанно, часами подкладывали?
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И он ускользает только потому,
что кто-то лопухнулся
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и сказал слово Н вслух слишком много раз.
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Мне кажется я просто устал.
Я просто чертовски устал.
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Что-бы я больше не слышала подобной
болтовни, Харрисон Эц.
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Поверь мне, что для меня нет ничего приятнее
чем слышать что ты уходишь со службы
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и больше не нужно волноваться о том
вернешься ты домой или нет.
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Но я знаю тебя. Подставлять черных богачей на
преступления, которые они не совершали - у тебя в крови.
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Стереть эту богатую, самодовольную
ухмылку с их лиц
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единственная вещь, которая вызывает у тебя улыбку.
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Ты - хороший полицейский, Харрисон Эц.
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И больше не подходи к этому вопросу.
Потому что я тебе уже все сказала.
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А ты - хорошая жена, Мэгги.
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Ты знаешь меня лучше, чем я сам.
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Куда ты идешь?
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Мне кажется, у меня осталась немного работы,
которую необходимо закончить.
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Мистер Джефферсон? Это ваш лучший друг
на все белом свете, Эрик Картман.
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Мистер Джефферсон? Я пришел
переночевать сегодня, помните?
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Нет, доктор Нельсон, я говорю вам,
вы должны лететь сюда прямо сейчас!
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Мой нос снова оторвался!
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Я знаю, что вы живете в Калифорнии;
Я оплачу за ваш билет на самолет!
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Но я разваливаюсь!
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Мне нужно еще этих сливок и инъекций!
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Я хочу снова выглядеть молодым!
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О, я таю!
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Все в порядке. Большое спасибо за
то, что согласился помогать нам,чувак.
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Да, конечно, когда угодно.
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Ты должен только притвориться, что ты Бланкет
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пока мы не доставим настоящего
Бланкета в безопасное место.
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А я не слишком большой, чтобы быть Бланкетом?
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Я не думаю, что мистер Джефферсон уделяет достаточно
внимание своему сыну, чтобы заметить разницу.
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Пошли!
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Бланкет, ты здесь?
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Привет ребята!
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Ш- ш, Бланкет, мы собираемся забрать тебя
на некоторое время, хорошо?
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Вы? О спасибо спасибо спасибо!
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Давай чувак, ложись в его кровать.
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Хорошо, но вы парни должны мне за это.
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Чувак, без вопросов. По крайней мере ты наконец
сделаешь хоть что-нибудь полезное.
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Отдел полиции Санта-Барбары, Снэцл у телефона.
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Здраствуйте, это сержант Эц из отдела полиции
Парк Кантри в Колорадо.
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Да, сержант. Что я могу сделать для вас?
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Ну, мы пытались подставить одного парня,
который недавно переехал в наш город
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и в факсе говорится, что он пеерехал
из вашей области
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некий Мартин Джефферсон?
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Гм. Нет, у нас никогда небыло богатого
афро-американца по имени Джефферсон.
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Если бы он был у нас мы бы сами его подставили.
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Ну, но на самом деле он не выглядит черным.
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Да, я не...
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Подождите секундочку.
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Был один, мы его подставляли несколько раз,
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но черный ублюдок был настолько
богат, что постоянно выходил под залог
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и исчез перед судом.
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Вы говорите, что он исчез?
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Как вы его подставляли?
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Мы э-э-э нашли несколько детей
которые остались у него дома,
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и мы попросили их солгать и выдвинуть
ложные обвинения в домогательстве.
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Домогательстве, неплохо.
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Да, было проделано много работы. Это заняло годы,
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но у нас наконец-то появились
основания для его ареста.
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Мы подбросили несколько улик,
подделали фотографии его члена, (?)
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и бросили его в грязную тюремную
камеру с загаженными стенами. (?)
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Вы должны были видеть, как он корчится!
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Это чертовски хорошая полицейская работа, сержант.
Чертовски хорошая.
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Хм да, но соль в том, что
парень тоже не выглядел черным.
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Мы должны были прокрасться пока он спал
и взять образец ДНК для уверенности.
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Господи, твою мать!
Это наверное тот самый парень!
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Мистер Джефферсон?
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Пошли, Бланкет! Мы должны уйти
прежде чем твой папа увидит нас.
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Что вы делаете с моим Бланкетом?
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Пошли Бланкет, поиграй со мной.
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А- а-а-а-а-а!
Пошли, пошли, пошли!
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О Господи!
Что, черт возьми, происходит?
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Мой Бланкет! Давай играть, Бланкет!
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Нет-нет-нет подождите, я не Бланкет!
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У- и-и-и, он может летать! Он может летать!
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А- а-а-а!, остановись!
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О боже мой, они убили Кенни!
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Ты сволочь!
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Бланкет? Бланкет! Давай играть!
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Не-е-е-т!
Вперед!
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Беги Бланкет, беги!
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Держитесь Бланкет!
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Ни с места, Джефферсон! Руки в верх!
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Вы обвиняетесь в до-мо-га-тель-стве к детям!
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Нет! Я устал от того, что
люди постоянно достают мистера Джефферсона!
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Все, что я слышал с того момента как
мистер Джефферсон переехал - наглая ложь!
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То, что он пристает к детям, что он плохой
отец, что он сделал пластическую операцию!
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Это неправда.
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Конечно, возможно мистер Джефферсон
немного отличается.
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Но дело в том, что он должен был
работать все время, пока был молодым
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и пропустил свое детство.
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Что плохого в желании иметь
невиновность и красоту ребенка.
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Хорошо, давайте теперь рассказывать, что все
плохие вещи сказанные о мистере Джефферсоне ложь!
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Что полицейский отдел занимается
только тем, что тратит все свое время
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подставляя людей на преступления
которые они не совершали!
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Скажем, что сделано, то сделано
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и мистер Джефферсон - просто хороший парень
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который пытается быть ребенком
потому что у него никогда не было детства.
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Ну тогда все прекрасно, за
исключением того, что у него сейчас ЕСТЬ дети!
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И когда у людей есть детей, они должны расти!
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Вы правы. Я был так
поглощенный свои детством,
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что я забыл о нем.
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Я думал, что много аттракционов
и игрушек будет достаточно, но...
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Бланкету не нужен приятель.
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Ему нужен отец, и нормальная жизнь.
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Бланкет, я хочу выбросить все мои деньги.
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Я я хочу получить нормальную работу и...
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и попытаться вырастить тебя в нормальных условиях.
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Смотрите все! Я нормальный маленький мальчик.
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Ну, если вы собираетесь выбросить
все свои деньги, тогда
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мне кажется, что мы можем снять все обвинения.
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Нет никакой смысла помещать еще
одного бедного чернокожего в тюрьму.
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Все стало на свои места!
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Все всегда становится на свои места,
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пока мы знаем, что у нас есть сила измениться.
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У нас у всех есть сила измениться
если мы заглянем в наши сердца
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И мы начнем излечивать раны нашего прошлого
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И вы знаете как это трудно,
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но все, что нужно сделать - просто начать.
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