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The Jeffersons

Сезон: 08Серия: 06

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Все дети города хотят дружить с новым богатым соседом, который обожает общаться с детьми. Полиция им тоже интересуется.

Субтитры

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,015 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,521 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,398 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,904 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:40,374 Hey, check it out, dude.
00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:41,959 Somebody bought the Donovans' old house.
00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,210 Yeah. I think they already moved in.
00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,004 I saw moving vans in their driveway two days ago.
00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,297 I hope they're not Austrians.
00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:47,923 That's the last thing this town needs.
00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:48,841 Hey, look.
00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,137 Hello!
00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,973 Hey. You live here?
00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,808 Yeah. I just moved here with my dad.
00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,061 Are you gonna be my new friends?
00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,729 No.
00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,064 I really like your town.
00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,816 My dad wanted to move somewhere to get away from it all.
00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,735 He said he wanted peace and quiet
00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,780 and to live with a bunch of hicks who don't know anything.
00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,282 What's that you're wearing?
00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,366 It's my mask.
00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:17,495 My daddy says its best for me to hide my face.
00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,955 My name's Blanket.
00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,332 Your name is Blanket. Right.
00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:22,958 Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody.
00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:24,960 And these are my friends Timsy, Winky, and Nod.
00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:26,796 Unfortunately, we have to be off to the Land of Booger Trees,
00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:27,838 so we'll be leaving now.
00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:31,008 Wait. Don't you guys want to come inside and play?
00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,968 Look, dude, we're in the fourth grade, okay?
00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:33,969 You know what that means?
00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,763 It means we don't hang out with little kids.
00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,556 Come on, guys. Let's get back to our Big Wheels.
00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,683 We have arcade games inside.
00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,105 Dad!
00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,607 Whoa. Dude, no way.
00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:49,485 Oh, my God. This is awesome!
00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,028 Dude, are these all your toys?
00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:55,074 No. This is all my dad's stuff. He loves toys and video games.
00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:57,368 Dude, he must be loaded! What does he do?
00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:58,661 He's retired now.
00:01:58,786 --> 00:01:59,662 Oh, my God, dude!
00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,039 Your dad must the coolest guy in the world.
00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:05,668 Come on. My dad's probably out in the backyard.
00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,462 Oh, kick ass!
00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,464 Dude, why isn't my house like this?
00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,216 Dad, you out here?
00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:15,511 Here I am, Blanket!
00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,723 ♪ He! ♪
00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:21,684 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,648 Blanket! Oh, my beautiful Blanket!
00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,400 - What's wrong with his face? - Be cool, dude.
00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:31,068 I think maybe he's a burn victim or something.
00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,903 Guys, this is my dad, Michael Ja--
00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,239 Jefferson! Michael Jefferson. Yes.
00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,158 Hey, you want to play with me?
00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,535 Come on! Let's climb the tree!
00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,038 Come on. Climb the tree! Climb the tree!
00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:49,170 ♪ Have you been up my wishin' tree? ♪
00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:49,837 ♪ Cha ♪
00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,132 ♪ It's where I come to think and dream ♪
00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,594 ♪ And now I'd like to show you my wishin' tree ♪
00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:57,553 ♪ Jamona ♪
00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,014 ♪ Where we can laugh and giggle and scream ♪
00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:00,723 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,808 Uh, Mr. Jefferson, your son can't get up.
00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,603 ♪ Won't you imagine along with me? ♪
00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:06,437 Mr. Jefferson?
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,063 ♪ We can be spacemen ♪
00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,441 ♪ Or pirates on the sea ♪
00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:11,775 ♪ J-Jamona ♪
00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:15,070 ♪ Yes, we can do everything ♪
00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,072 ♪ And I mean everything ♪
00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:18,199 ♪ J-Jamona ♪
00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,951 ♪ Up in my wishin' tree ♪
00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,244 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,663 ♪ Oh! ♪
00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,834 Hey, you guys! You guys!
00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,711 You got to come with us over to the Jeffersons'!
00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:31,754 The Jeffersons'?
00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,547 They're a new family that just moved to South Park.
00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:34,715 We met this kid named Blanket,
00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,550 and he has the coolest dad in the world.
00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,552 Mr. Jefferson said we could invite all the kids in town
00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,720 to go play over at their house.
00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,222 They have, like, video games and rides
00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,307 and a cotton-candy machine, and -- and in their backyard --
00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,434 Guess what they have in their backyard. Guess.
00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,727 A train.
00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,062 No way.
00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,063 Yeah way, Craig!
00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,522 And if you don't believe in Mr. Jefferson,
00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,024 then you can just not come.
00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,610 I believe in Mr. Jefferson.
00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,403 - Yeah! - This is awesome!
00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,404 All right!
00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,740 Whee! Look at us on the swing!
00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,116 We're swinging!
00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:03,035 Who wants the first cotton candy?
00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,954 Me! Me! Me! Me!
00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,498 Me! Me! Me! I'm first! I'm first!
00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,834 Ooh! Let's go ride the choo-choo train!
00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,836 Choo-choo train! Yay!
00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:17,549 Let's ride the train!
00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:18,842 The train!
00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:21,637 ♪ Would you like to ride the train with me ♪
00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:25,391 ♪ And start a magical journey? ♪
00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,185 ♪ Yes, I would, Mr. Jefferson ♪
00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,230 ♪ You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson ♪
00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,275 Cartman! You have a beautiful voice.
00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,443 Thank you, Mr. Jefferson. So do you.
00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,238 ♪ Let's ride and ride on the train together ♪
00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,489 - ♪ Train together ♪ - ♪ On a journey
00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,326 - ♪ Through both of our minds ♪ - ♪ I've got time, do you? ♪
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:47,162 Dude, what happened to your knee?
00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:49,123 I fell down.
00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,541 Mr. Jefferson!
00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,001 ♪ Choo-choo train ♪
00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,253 ♪ It's all fun and games ♪
00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,213 ♪ Choo-choo train ♪
00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,631 Mister -- God damn it.
00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,800 Here. Come on. We need to clean that up.
00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,761 All right. This is gonna sting for a second.
00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,556 - Ow! - I know, I know. Be cool.
00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,225 Thank you. That already feels better.
00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,228 So, dude, do you have any brothers or sisters?
00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,480 I have a half brother and a half sister.
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,774 But they live with their mom now.
00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,192 And where is <i>your</i> mom?
00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,861 I don't have a mom.
00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,112 You must have a mom.
00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,197 You mean she doesn't live here or she's dead or what?
00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,450 No. I was made in a laboratory.
00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:25,617 What?
00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:29,204 My daddy wanted to have a baby, so he put me in a test tube.
00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:32,082 Then they put me in a woman's tummy.
00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:36,086 And when I was born, daddy took me home.
00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,588 So you never met your mom?
00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:38,589 No.
00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,592 But I used to have a lot of bodyguards and nannies,
00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,177 if that counts.
00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,679 Yeah. Yeah, that counts.
00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,264 Oh, man! That was great!
00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,682 You guys know what Mr. Jefferson said?
00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,142 He said I'm his best friend
00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,019 and I can go over to his house whenever I want.
00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,146 I'm supposed to go right back over after dinner tonight.
00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,774 You guys, I feel kind of bad for that kid.
00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:57,941 You feel bad for him?
00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,485 He has everything a kid could want!
00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:02,613 Mr. Jefferson just seems like he wants to <i>be</i> a kid, not have one.
00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:04,698 Oh, you know what? This makes perfect sense.
00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,326 A guy moves into South Park with a Ferris wheel in his backyard,
00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,119 and Kyle has to see a problem with it.
00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,454 Mr. Jefferson's the best thing
00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,955 that's happened to this town in a long time.
00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,624 And if you mess this up, so help me God,
00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,626 I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!
00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,337 With my bare hands, God damn you!
00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,135 Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon?
00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,137 I was over at the new neighbors', the Jeffersons'.
00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,764 Oh! Are they nice people?
00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,307 Yeah. It's just a dad and his son.
00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,768 We're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches
00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,811 over for dinner tonight.
00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:36,188 Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson, too.
00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,442 So, Mr. Jefferson,
00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,653 did I hear you say you moved here from Kentucky?
00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,154 Kentucky. Yes.
00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,198 I'd heard people saying you all were from Illinois.
00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:49,326 No. They're -- They're ignorant. That's ignorant.
00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,829 What kind of work do you do, Mr. Jefferson?
00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:55,666 Oh, I'm retired now, but I was in...pharmaceuticals.
00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,001 Well, our boys have really taken a liking to you.
00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,670 You seem to really have a way with them.
00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,922 I just i-identify so much with children.
00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,841 The innocence. The beauty.
00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,927 I think that God is in the face of every child.
00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,055 Yeah.
00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,266 They <i>are</i> fun.
00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,185 Boys, you okay out there?
00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,353 Fine, Mom.
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,604 Wow. These are great.
00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,065 - What are they called again? - They're TV dinners.
00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,067 Don't you want to take that veil off so you can eat?
00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,777 No. I'm not supposed to.
00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,155 Dad says I have to keep my face hidden.
00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,535 What the hell is going on?
00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,287 Are you having Mr. Jefferson over for dinner?
00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,288 No. My parents are.
00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,415 You guys better not be trying to bogart my friend away.
00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,208 - What? - He is <i>my</i> friend! You got it?
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,544 I was friends with him before you assholes were, and I --
00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,546 Stan! Stan, I'm seriously!
00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,174 You better not be talking bad about me to Mr. Jefferson!
00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,759 Hey, you know, Kobe Bryant was up in Eagle again today.
00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,511 Oh, yeah? What do you think, Mr. Jefferson?
00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,138 You think Kobe's guilty or innocent?
00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:53,891 I think he's definitely going to jail.
00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,685 I love seeing smug celebrities get their comeuppance.
00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,855 I think it's wrong what the police do to wealthy black men.
00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,064 Oh, come on, Mr. Jefferson.
00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,025 You're not one of those who think the police go around
00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,569 framing rich black people just because they're jealous?
00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,946 Yes, because their hearts are full of greed
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,741 and they have doo-doo in their souls.
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,538 Hey, Sergeant. Take a look at this.
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,539 What you got?
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,958 Looks like a new family has just moved into South Park.
00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,960 One Mr. Jefferson, age 50,
00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,962 bought a house there and paid cash.
00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,506 He seems to have a lot of money.
00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,632 So? What's the problem?
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,593 Take a look. Says here...he's black.
00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,428 By God, so he is.
00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,430 Black and rich.
00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,558 Time to take this Mr. Jefferson down, just like we did Kobe.
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,936 Let's go, people. We've got another rich black guy.
00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,979 I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt,
00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,106 and I want it done by the books!
00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,698 Kyle?
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,951 Hey, Stan! What you doin'?
00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,954 Mr. Jefferson -- Aw! It's 1:30 in the morning!
00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,080 ♪ Look at me ♪
00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,331 ♪ I'm Peter Pan ♪
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,165 ♪ Jamona ♪
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,459 ♪ I am a little boy forever ♪
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,502 ♪ He! ♪
00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,963 Mr. Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow.
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,340 Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it!
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,675 What the hell are you doing, Stan?
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,842 I'll tell you what you're doing!
00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,219 You're trying to steal my best friend!
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,512 He just showed up here.
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,181 Remember, Mr. Jefferson? You said <i>we</i> were best friends.
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,141 Jesus Christ.
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,812 Dude, look who I found crawling around in my backyard.
00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,063 Hi, Stan!
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,815 He was out all alone in the middle of the night.
00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,525 Mr. Jefferson isn't even home!
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,610 - I know. He's here. - What?
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,738 Oh, Kyle! Blanket! Yay! It's a slumber party!
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,408 No, Mr. Jefferson. You need to take your son home.
00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,326 We can't go home. There's a ghost in our house.
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,078 Me and Blanket are scared!
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,163 Dad says it wants to eat us.
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,456 Please don't make us go back home.
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,208 Please! We're scared! We're scared!
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,585 We're scared!
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:45,752 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,337 Okay. Fine. We'll all stay here.
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,964 But we're going to sleep now.
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,799 Come on, Blanket.
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,847 ♪ Now let's all sleep and dream ♪
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:57,848 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,808 ♪ Of fun and adventurous things ♪
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,809 ♪ Jamona ♪
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,895 ♪ It's time for us all to say good night ♪
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,148 Excuse me.
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,031 Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time.
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,240 You're awesome.
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,451 I think you're awesome, too, Cartman.
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,453 - Yeah? - Yeah.
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,288 - Yeah? - Yeah.
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,956 Yeah?
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,962 What's the matter, Stan? You have a bad dream?
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,883 Yeah. A <i>really</i> bad dream. Oh, Jesus.
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,431 Murphy, you inside?
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,892 We're inside, sir. Harris was right.
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,352 This guy looks like he has more money
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,603 than all of us put together.
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,855 Black son of a bitch.
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,149 I'm planting the cocaine now.
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,734 Johnson, what about you?
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,236 Placing the blood spatter now, sir.
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:54,112 Frakes?
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,698 Placing pubic hairs from the raped girl now, sir.
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,242 When this Jefferson guy shows up, arrest him fast
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,285 and try not to beat him.
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,746 There could be neighbors with video cameras.
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,708 Why do we do it, Harris?
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,542 Sir?
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,336 Why is it that us policemen around the country
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,172 have such a passion for framing wealthy African-Americans
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,174 with crimes they didn't commit?
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,677 Oh. I...I guess I never thought about why, sir.
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,220 We just do it.
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,305 Twenty-five years I've been on the force.
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,808 I've seen every kind of sick, depraved act known to humanity.
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,394 And still, when I see a black man walk by
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,937 who has more money than me,
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,981 I want to vomit my gizzards right into the gutter.
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,817 But why?
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,568 Maybe there is no reason.
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,237 Maybe there's just a big blue ball out there
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,530 that's mostly covered with water
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,990 and we're just going along for the ride.
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,248 Stan, time to get up for school.
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,333 Stan? What the...
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,502 Mr. Jefferson?!
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,130 Ooh! Oh! We were just having a slumber party.
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,716 Mr. Jefferson, this is highly inappropriate!
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,218 Inappropriate? No! You're being ignorant.
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,720 They're my friends.
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,513 You see, I-I didn't have a childhood,
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,724 so I'm really just a child myself.
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:07,561 Here. Everything's okay. I want you each to have $100.
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:12,190 Wow. I'm gonna go buy that new sport coat I've been wanting.
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,651 Come on, Blanket. We have to go home and feed the animals.
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,236 Bye, friends!
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,865 Boys, I do not want you going over to Mr. Jefferson's anymore.
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:20,907 Do you understand?
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,326 You don't have to tell us twice, Mom. That guy is a freak.
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,203 Not go to Mr. Jefferson's anymore?
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,122 Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh,
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,083 but you can suck my fat, hairy balls.
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,381 Come on, Blanket!
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,634 H-Harris. Harris! Harris! Harris!
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,635 W-What? What?
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,471 It's Jefferson. He's back.
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,513 All right, people.
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,724 Let's give blackie a nice welcome home.
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,189 Whoa. Wait a -- That guy isn't black!
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,567 Holy God! His son isn't black either!
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,569 Oh, Jesus! This is Yates!
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,237 Stand down! I repeat -- Stand down!
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,072 Suspect is not black.
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,073 You son of a bitch!
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,950 You told me this guy was African-American!
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,203 It says right here on the fil-o-sheet he is!
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,163 Does that look like a black guy to you?!
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,831 It said on the fil-o-sheet.
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,833 Jesus Christ monkey balls!
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,211 We could have made an innocent man go to jail
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,129 who wasn't black!
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,215 Oh!
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:25,305 Jesus, Harris. What are we becoming?
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,183 We're supposed to protect the people.
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,684 Where have we lost our way?
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,353 Sir, it's possible that he <i>is</i> black
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,938 even though he doesn't look it.
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,606 To hell with you!
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,983 I'm never gonna frame an innocent man again
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,903 unless I know he's black for sure!
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,863 All the adults are trying to get us.
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,199 Get up to your room, Blanket, and put your mask on!
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,409 We can't go outside anymore!
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,798 That poor kid.
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,467 Dude, come on. We're not supposed to go over there.
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,720 Hi, guys!
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:06,721 Hey, Blanket.
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,932 Uh, look, we're going over to help my dad chop wood.
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,433 You want to come with?
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,102 Really? You mean it?
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,479 Oh, yay! My friends are here!
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,189 Come inside and play, guys!
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,691 Uh, actually, Mr. Jefferson,
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,235 we were seeing if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us.
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,612 Chop wood? No. That's ignorant.
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,365 That's poopy work. Blanket and me want to play!
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,450 Mr. Jefferson, it might be good for Blanket
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,827 to learn how to chop wood.
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,788 Blanket likes to play! Don't you, Blanket?
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,124 Whee! Look! He can fly!
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,501 - Jesus Christ, dude! - Aah!
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,295 Stop, you fucking lunatic!
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,135 Dude, we have got to get that kid away from him.
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,846 No, Blanket. Shh! Stop crying.
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,265 It's okay, Blanket! Here. Look.
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,474 ♪ He! ♪
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,351 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,686 ♪ Ow! ♪
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,187 There, Blanket. Shh!
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,023 H-Hey, look. Hey, look.
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,317 I got your nose.
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,612 Look, Blanket. I got your nose!
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,655 I got your nose, Blanket. See?
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,283 I got your nose.
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,086 No! Blanket, stop!
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,714 It's ignorant! You're being ignorant!
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,800 Harrison, why haven't you called?
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,427 You know how I worry.
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,181 I'm giving it up, Maggie. I'm quitting the force.
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,099 Quitting the force? You?
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,268 None of it makes sense anymore.
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,896 I don't even know if what we're doing is right.
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,482 The last 13 hours we've been working on a case,
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,901 trying to get a real scumbag off the streets.
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,903 And when he walked up to the door,
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,947 I could've sworn he was white.
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,324 Maybe I can't tell the difference anymore.
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,159 Maybe it doesn't matter,
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,662 'cause it seems like every time we frame a rich black guy,
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,830 he's back out on the streets in no time.
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,540 It's just like O.J.
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,085 Do you know how hard those cops worked to frame him,
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,170 the tireless hours they put in?
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,464 And then he just gets off because somebody messed up
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,425 and said the "N" word out loud too many times.
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,636 I guess I'm just tired.
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,721 I'm just damn tired.
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,849 Not another word of that kind of talk, Harrison Yates.
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,267 Believe me, I would love nothing more
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,186 than to have you quit the force and no longer have to worry
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,980 about whether or not you're coming home.
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,231 But I know you.
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,024 Framing rich black men for crimes they didn't commit
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,693 is in your blood.
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,861 Wiping that rich, smug smile off their faces
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,364 is the only thing that puts a smile on yours.
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,366 You're a good cop, Harrison Yates.
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,286 You don't have to question that, because I'm here to tell you.
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,080 And you're a good wife, Maggie.
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,708 You know me better than I know myself.
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,875 Where are you going?
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,378 I think I've got a little more work to do.
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,013 Mr. Jefferson?
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,765 It's your best friend in the whole wide world, Eric Cartman.
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,183 Mr. Jefferson?
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,893 I was gonna sleep over tonight, remember?
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,146 No! Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you.
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,897 You have to fly out here right now!
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,233 My nose came off again!
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,820 I know you live in California. I'll pay for your plane ticket.
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,238 But I'm falling apart!
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,323 I need some more of that cream and the injections.
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,243 I have to look young again!
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,370 Oh! I'm melting!
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,622 All right. Thanks a lot for helping us, dude.
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,623 Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,083 You've just got to pretend you're Blanket
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,710 until we can get the real Blanket somewhere safe.
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,003 Aren't I too big to be Blanket?
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,130 I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays enough attention to his son to notice.
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,256 Come on!
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,678 Blanket? You in here?
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,472 - Hi, guys! - Shh!
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,724 Blanket, we're gonna take you away for a little while, okay?
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:38,683 You are?
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,977 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:41,978 All right. Get in his bed.
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,772 All right. But you guys owe me for this.
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,524 Dude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something.
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,445 Santa Barbara Police Department. This is Snetzl.
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,863 Hello. This is Sergeant Yates
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,324 over at the Park County Police Department in Colorado.
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,284 Yes, Sergeant. What can I do for you?
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,161 Well, we've been trying to frame this guy
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,454 who just moved into our town,
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,498 and the fil-o-fax says he moved from your area --
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,374 one Martin Jefferson?
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,752 No, we never had any rich African-Americans
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,003 named Jefferson here.
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,047 If we had, we would've framed them ourselves.
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,883 Well, he doesn't really look that black.
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,968 Yeah. I don't -- Hold on a second.
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,471 There <i>was</i> one we framed a couple of times.
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,098 But the black bastard was so rich,
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,100 he made bail and disappeared before the trial.
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,103 You say he disappeared. What did you frame him for?
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,647 We, uh, found some kids that had stayed over at his place,
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,525 and we asked them to make up some false molestation charges.
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,776 Molestation. Nice.
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,444 Yeah, it was a lot of work. Took years.
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,321 But we were finally able to arrest him.
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,489 Then we planted some evidence,
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,990 took embarrassing photos of his penis,
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,743 and threw him in a prison cell with doody feces on the walls.
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,495 You should have seen him squirm.
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,081 That's damn fine police work, Sergeant. Damn fine.
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,332 Yeah, but the point is,
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,334 this guy didn't really look black either.
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,044 We had to sneak in while he was asleep
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,963 and get a DNA sample to be sure.
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,673 Jesus Christ monkey balls.
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,175 It must be the same guy.
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,928 Mr. Jefferson? Hello?
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:57,929 Come on, Blanket.
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,098 We got to go before your dad sees us.
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,309 What are you doing with my Blanket?
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,151 Come on, Blanket. Play with me.
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,610 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,444 ♪ He! ♪
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,404 - Aah! - Aah!
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,738 Go! Go! Run!
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,906 ♪ Checha ♪
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,700 - Aah! - Aah!
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,910 ♪ Checha gurna! Jamona! ♪
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,120 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,163 Oh, Jesus!
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,581 What the hell is going on, guys?
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,499 My Blanket!
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,084 Let's play, Blanket!
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,544 No, no, no. Wait! I'm not Blanket!
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,963 Whee! He can fly! He can fly!
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,631 Aah! Stop!
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,677 Oh, my God! He killed Kenny!
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,887 You bastard!
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,555 Blanket?
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,682 Blanket! Come play!
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,809 - No! - Come on!
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,188 Run, Blanket! Run!
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,731 - Aah! - ♪ Checha! ♪
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,192 - ♪ Checha! ♪ - Get up, Blanket!
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,902 Aah! ♪ He-he! ♪
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,571 Freeze, Jefferson! The gig is up!
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,699 You are wanted for child molestation.
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,286 No! I am sick and tired of people harassing Mr. Jefferson!
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,038 All I've been hearing since Mr. Jefferson moved here
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,916 are sick lies -- that he molests children,
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,585 that he's a bad father, that he had plastic surgery.
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,129 It's ignorant.
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,548 Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson is a little different.
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,634 That's because he had to work all the time when he was young
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,052 and missed out on his childhood.
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,386 What's wrong with wanting to have
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,263 the innocence and beauty of a child?
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,599 All right.
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,768 Let's just say all the bad things said about Mr. Jefferson
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,769 <i>are</i> lies.
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,230 Let's say the police department <i>does</i> just go around
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,065 framing people for crimes they didn't commit.
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,149 Let's say it's all made up
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,776 and Mr. Jefferson <i>is</i> just a nice guy
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:35,860 who's trying to be a child
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,320 because he never got to have a childhood.
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,948 Well, that's fine, except for that he <i>has</i> children now.
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,700 And when people have children, they have to grow up!
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,578 You're right.
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,497 I've been so obsessed with my childhood
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,207 that I've forgotten about his.
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,334 I thought having lots of rides and toys was enough.
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,461 But Blanket doesn't need a playmate.
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,672 He needs a father and a normal life.
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,048 ♪ Checha do gurna! ♪
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,759 Blanket, I want to give away all my money.
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,219 I-I want to get a normal job
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,764 and take a shot at raising you in a normal setting.
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,685 Look, everybody.
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,770 I'm a normal little boy!
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,855 Well, if you're gonna give away all your money,
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,608 then I guess we can drop all those charges.
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,569 No point in putting another poor black man in jail.
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,947 All right! Things just might work out!
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,407 Things can always work out,
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,701 as long as we know we have the power to change.
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,706 ♪ We all have the power to change ♪
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,250 ♪ If we search inside our hearts ♪
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,419 ♪ And we start to heal the wounds ♪
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,588 ♪ Of all our yesterdays ♪
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,841 ♪ And you know it might be hard ♪
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,468 ♪ But all you've got to do is start ♪
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:47,056 ♪ And you can change all your evil molesting ways ♪
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:47,890 ♪ Cha! ♪
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,183 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,685 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,853 ♪ Oh! ♪
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,146 ♪ Ha ♪
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,943 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,528 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,780 ♪ Jamona! Chechocha jamona! ♪
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:03,823 ♪ Checha! ♪

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,015 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,521 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,398 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,904 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:40,374 Hey, check it out, dude.
00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:41,959 Somebody bought the Donovans' old house.
00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,210 Yeah. I think they already moved in.
00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:45,004 I saw moving vans in their driveway two days ago.
00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,297 I hope they're not Austrians.
00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:47,923 That's the last thing this town needs.
00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:48,841 Hey, look.
00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:51,177 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:53,137 Hello!
00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,973 Hey. You live here?
00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,808 Yeah. I just moved here with my dad.
00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,061 Are you gonna be my new friends?
00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,729 [ Scoffs ] No.
00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,064 I really like your town.
00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,816 My dad wanted to move somewhere to get away from it all.
00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,735 He said he wanted peace and quiet
00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,780 and to live with a bunch of hicks who don't know anything.
00:01:12,031 --> 00:01:13,282 What's that you're wearing?
00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,366 It's my mask.
00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:17,495 My daddy says its best for me to hide my face.
00:01:17,620 --> 00:01:19,955 My name's Blanket.
00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,332 Your name is Blanket. Right.
00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:22,958 Well, Blanket, I'm Howdy Doody.
00:01:23,084 --> 00:01:24,960 And these are my friends Timsy, Winky, and Nod.
00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:26,796 Unfortunately, we have to be off to the Land of Booger Trees,
00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:27,838 so we'll be leaving now.
00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:31,008 Wait. Don't you guys want to come inside and play?
00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,968 Look, dude, we're in the fourth grade, okay?
00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:33,969 You know what that means?
00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,763 It means we don't hang out with little kids.
00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:37,556 Come on, guys. Let's get back to our Big Wheels.
00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:39,683 We have arcade games inside.
00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:41,477 [ Music stops ]
00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,603 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,105 Dad!
00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,607 Whoa. Dude, no way.
00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:49,485 Oh, my God. This is awesome!
00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,028 Dude, are these all your toys?
00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:55,074 No. This is all my dad's stuff. He loves toys and video games.
00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:57,368 Dude, he must be loaded! What does he do?
00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:58,661 He's retired now.
00:01:58,786 --> 00:01:59,662 Oh, my God, dude!
00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,039 Your dad must the coolest guy in the world.
00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:05,668 Come on. My dad's probably out in the backyard.
00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:08,462 Oh, kick ass!
00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,464 Dude, why isn't my house like this?
00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,216 Dad, you out here?
00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:15,511 - Here I am, Blanket! - [ Horn blows ]
00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:19,723 ♪ He! ♪
00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:21,684 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,648 Blanket! Oh, my beautiful Blanket!
00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,400 - What's wrong with his face? - Be cool, dude.
00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:31,068 I think maybe he's a burn victim or something.
00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:32,903 Guys, this is my dad, Michael Ja--
00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,239 Jefferson! Michael Jefferson. Yes.
00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,158 Hey, you want to play with me?
00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,535 Come on! Let's climb the tree!
00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:43,038 Come on. Climb the tree! Climb the tree!
00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:49,170 ♪ Have you been up my wishin' tree? ♪
00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:49,837 ♪ Cha ♪
00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,132 ♪ It's where I come to think and dream ♪
00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,594 ♪ And now I'd like to show you my wishin' tree ♪
00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:57,553 ♪ Jamona ♪
00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,014 ♪ Where we can laugh and giggle and scream ♪
00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:00,723 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,808 Uh, Mr. Jefferson, your son can't get up.
00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,603 ♪ Won't you imagine along with me? ♪
00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:06,437 Mr. Jefferson?
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,063 ♪ We can be spacemen ♪
00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,441 ♪ Or pirates on the sea ♪
00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:11,775 ♪ J-Jamona ♪
00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:15,070 ♪ Yes, we can do everything ♪
00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,072 ♪ And I mean everything ♪
00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:18,199 ♪ J-Jamona ♪
00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,951 ♪ Up in my wishin' tree ♪
00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,244 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,663 ♪ Oh! ♪
00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,834 Hey, you guys! You guys!
00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,711 You got to come with us over to the Jeffersons'!
00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:31,754 The Jeffersons'?
00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,547 They're a new family that just moved to South Park.
00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:34,715 We met this kid named Blanket,
00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,550 and he has the coolest dad in the world.
00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,552 Mr. Jefferson said we could invite all the kids in town
00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,720 to go play over at their house.
00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,222 They have, like, video games and rides
00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:43,307 and a cotton-candy machine, and -- and in their backyard --
00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,434 Guess what they have in their backyard. Guess.
00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,727 A train.
00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,062 No way.
00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,063 Yeah way, Craig!
00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,522 And if you don't believe in Mr. Jefferson,
00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,024 then you can just not come.
00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,610 I believe in Mr. Jefferson.
00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,403 - Yeah! - This is awesome!
00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:57,404 All right!
00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,740 Whee! Look at us on the swing!
00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,116 We're swinging!
00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:03,035 Who wants the first cotton candy?
00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,954 ALL: Me! Me! Me! Me!
00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,498 Me! Me! Me! I'm first! I'm first!
00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,834 Ooh! Let's go ride the choo-choo train!
00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,836 Choo-choo train! Yay!
00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:15,297 [All cheering ]
00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:17,549 Let's ride the train!
00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:18,842 - The train! - [ Horn blows ]
00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:21,637 ♪ Would you like to ride the train with me ♪
00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:25,391 ♪ And start a magical journey? ♪
00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:28,185 ♪ Yes, I would, Mr. Jefferson ♪
00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,230 ♪ You're so awesome, Mr. Jefferson ♪
00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,275 Cartman! You have a beautiful voice.
00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,443 Thank you, Mr. Jefferson. So do you.
00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:39,238 ♪ Let's ride and ride on the train together ♪
00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:40,489 - ♪ Train together ♪ - ♪ On a journey
00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,326 - ♪ Through both of our minds ♪ - ♪ I've got time, do you? ♪
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:47,162 Dude, what happened to your knee?
00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:49,123 I fell down.
00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,541 Mr. Jefferson!
00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,001 - ♪ Choo-choo train ♪ - [ Horn blows ]
00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,253 ♪ It's all fun and games ♪
00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,213 ♪ Choo-choo train ♪
00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,631 Mister -- God damn it.
00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,800 Here. Come on. We need to clean that up.
00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,761 All right. This is gonna sting for a second.
00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,556 - Ow! - I know, I know. Be cool.
00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:08,225 Thank you. That already feels better.
00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,228 So, dude, do you have any brothers or sisters?
00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,480 I have a half brother and a half sister.
00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,774 But they live with their mom now.
00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,192 And where is <i>your</i> mom?
00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,861 I don't have a mom.
00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,112 You must have a mom.
00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,197 You mean she doesn't live here or she's dead or what?
00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,450 No. I was made in a laboratory.
00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:25,617 What?
00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:29,204 My daddy wanted to have a baby, so he put me in a test tube.
00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:32,082 Then they put me in a woman's tummy.
00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:36,086 And when I was born, daddy took me home.
00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,588 So you never met your mom?
00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:38,589 No.
00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,592 But I used to have a lot of bodyguards and nannies,
00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,177 if that counts.
00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:45,679 Yeah. Yeah, that counts.
00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,264 Oh, man! That was great!
00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,682 You guys know what Mr. Jefferson said?
00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,142 He said I'm his best friend
00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:52,019 and I can go over to his house whenever I want.
00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:54,146 I'm supposed to go right back over after dinner tonight.
00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,774 You guys, I feel kind of bad for that kid.
00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:57,941 You feel bad for him?
00:05:58,067 --> 00:05:59,485 He has everything a kid could want!
00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:02,613 Mr. Jefferson just seems like he wants to <i>be</i> a kid, not have one.
00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:04,698 Oh, you know what? This makes perfect sense.
00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,326 A guy moves into South Park with a Ferris wheel in his backyard,
00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,119 and Kyle has to see a problem with it.
00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,454 Mr. Jefferson's the best thing
00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:11,955 that's happened to this town in a long time.
00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,624 And if you mess this up, so help me God,
00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,626 I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!
00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,337 With my bare hands, God damn you!
00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:25,135 Well, there he is. Where have you been all afternoon?
00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,137 I was over at the new neighbors', the Jeffersons'.
00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,764 Oh! Are they nice people?
00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,307 Yeah. It's just a dad and his son.
00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,768 We're supposed to have the Broflovskis and the Stotches
00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:33,811 over for dinner tonight.
00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:36,188 Maybe I'll invite Mr. Jefferson, too.
00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,648 [ Insects chirping ]
00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,442 So, Mr. Jefferson,
00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,653 did I hear you say you moved here from Kentucky?
00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,154 Kentucky. Yes.
00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,198 I'd heard people saying you all were from Illinois.
00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:49,326 No. They're -- They're ignorant. That's ignorant.
00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,829 What kind of work do you do, Mr. Jefferson?
00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:55,666 Oh, I'm retired now, but I was in...pharmaceuticals.
00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,001 Well, our boys have really taken a liking to you.
00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,670 You seem to really have a way with them.
00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:01,922 I just i-identify so much with children.
00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,841 The innocence. The beauty.
00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,927 I think that God is in the face of every child.
00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,055 Yeah.
00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:12,266 They <i>are</i> fun.
00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,185 Boys, you okay out there?
00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,353 Fine, Mom.
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,604 Wow. These are great.
00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:20,065 - What are they called again? - They're TV dinners.
00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,067 Don't you want to take that veil off so you can eat?
00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,777 No. I'm not supposed to.
00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,155 Dad says I have to keep my face hidden.
00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,490 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,535 What the hell is going on?
00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,287 Are you having Mr. Jefferson over for dinner?
00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,288 No. My parents are.
00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,415 You guys better not be trying to bogart my friend away.
00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,208 - What? - He is <i>my</i> friend! You got it?
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,544 I was friends with him before you assholes were, and I --
00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,546 Stan! Stan, I'm seriously!
00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,174 You better not be talking bad about me to Mr. Jefferson!
00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,759 Hey, you know, Kobe Bryant was up in Eagle again today.
00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:49,511 Oh, yeah? What do you think, Mr. Jefferson?
00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,138 You think Kobe's guilty or innocent?
00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,306 [ Gasps ]
00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:53,891 I think he's definitely going to jail.
00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,685 I love seeing smug celebrities get their comeuppance.
00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,855 I think it's wrong what the police do to wealthy black men.
00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,064 Oh, come on, Mr. Jefferson.
00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,025 You're not one of those who think the police go around
00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,569 framing rich black people just because they're jealous?
00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,946 Yes, because their hearts are full of greed
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,741 and they have doo-doo in their souls.
00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,538 Hey, Sergeant. Take a look at this.
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,539 What you got?
00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,958 Looks like a new family has just moved into South Park.
00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,960 One Mr. Jefferson, age 50,
00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,962 bought a house there and paid cash.
00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,506 He seems to have a lot of money.
00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,632 So? What's the problem?
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,593 Take a look. Says here...he's black.
00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:31,428 By God, so he is.
00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,430 Black and rich.
00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:36,558 Time to take this Mr. Jefferson down, just like we did Kobe.
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,936 Let's go, people. We've got another rich black guy.
00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,979 I want him humiliated and dragged through the dirt,
00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,106 and I want it done by the books!
00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,611 [ Banging on window ]
00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,698 Kyle?
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,951 Hey, Stan! What you doin'?
00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:56,954 Mr. Jefferson -- Aw! It's 1:30 in the morning!
00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,080 ♪ Look at me ♪
00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,331 ♪ I'm Peter Pan ♪
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,165 ♪ Jamona ♪
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,459 ♪ I am a little boy forever ♪
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,502 ♪ He! ♪
00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,963 Mr. Jefferson, I have to go to school tomorrow.
00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,340 Oh, son of a bitch! I knew it!
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,675 What the hell are you doing, Stan?
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,842 I'll tell you what you're doing!
00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,219 You're trying to steal my best friend!
00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,512 He just showed up here.
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,181 Remember, Mr. Jefferson? You said <i>we</i> were best friends.
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,141 - [ Knock on door ] - Jesus Christ.
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,812 Dude, look who I found crawling around in my backyard.
00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,063 Hi, Stan!
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,815 He was out all alone in the middle of the night.
00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:26,525 Mr. Jefferson isn't even home!
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:28,610 - I know. He's here. - What?
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,738 Oh, Kyle! Blanket! Yay! It's a slumber party!
00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,408 No, Mr. Jefferson. You need to take your son home.
00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,326 We can't go home. There's a ghost in our house.
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,078 Me and Blanket are scared!
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,163 Dad says it wants to eat us.
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,456 Please don't make us go back home.
00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,208 Please! We're scared! We're scared!
00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,585 We're scared!
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:45,752 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,337 Okay. Fine. We'll all stay here.
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,964 But we're going to sleep now.
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,799 Come on, Blanket.
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,847 ♪ Now let's all sleep and dream ♪
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:57,848 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,808 ♪ Of fun and adventurous things ♪
00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,809 ♪ Jamona ♪
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,895 ♪ It's time for us all to say good night ♪
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,148 [ Grunts ] Excuse me.
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,191 [ Clears throat ]
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,031 Mr. Jefferson, I wish I could be around you all the time.
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,240 You're awesome.
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,451 I think you're awesome, too, Cartman.
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,453 - Yeah? - Yeah.
00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,288 - Yeah? - Yeah.
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,956 Yeah?
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,584 [ Screams ]
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,962 What's the matter, Stan? You have a bad dream?
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,883 Yeah. A <i>really</i> bad dream. Oh, Jesus.
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,595 [ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,431 Murphy, you inside?
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,892 We're inside, sir. Harris was right.
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,352 This guy looks like he has more money
00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:44,603 than all of us put together.
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,855 Black son of a bitch.
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,149 I'm planting the cocaine now.
00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,734 Johnson, what about you?
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,236 Placing the blood spatter now, sir.
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:54,112 Frakes?
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,698 Placing pubic hairs from the raped girl now, sir.
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,242 When this Jefferson guy shows up, arrest him fast
00:10:59,368 --> 00:11:00,285 and try not to beat him.
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,746 There could be neighbors with video cameras.
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,708 [ Sighs ] Why do we do it, Harris?
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,542 Sir?
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,336 Why is it that us policemen around the country
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,172 have such a passion for framing wealthy African-Americans
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,174 with crimes they didn't commit?
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,677 Oh. I...I guess I never thought about why, sir.
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,220 We just do it.
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,305 Twenty-five years I've been on the force.
00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,808 I've seen every kind of sick, depraved act known to humanity.
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,394 And still, when I see a black man walk by
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,937 who has more money than me,
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,981 I want to vomit my gizzards right into the gutter.
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,817 But why?
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,568 Maybe there is no reason.
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,237 Maybe there's just a big blue ball out there
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,530 that's mostly covered with water
00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,990 and we're just going along for the ride.
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,577 [ Rooster crows ]
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:43,912 [ Knock on door ]
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,248 STAN'S DAD: Stan, time to get up for school.
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,333 Stan? What the...
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,502 - [ Dramatic music plays ] - Mr. Jefferson?!
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,130 Ooh! Oh! We were just having a slumber party.
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,716 Mr. Jefferson, this is highly inappropriate!
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,218 Inappropriate? No! You're being ignorant.
00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,720 They're my friends.
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,513 You see, I-I didn't have a childhood,
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,724 so I'm really just a child myself.
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:07,561 Here. Everything's okay. I want you each to have $100.
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:12,190 Wow. I'm gonna go buy that new sport coat I've been wanting.
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,651 Come on, Blanket. We have to go home and feed the animals.
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,236 Bye, friends!
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,865 Boys, I do not want you going over to Mr. Jefferson's anymore.
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:20,907 Do you understand?
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,326 You don't have to tell us twice, Mom. That guy is a freak.
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,203 Not go to Mr. Jefferson's anymore?
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:27,122 Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh,
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,083 but you can suck my fat, hairy balls.
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,378 [ Snoring ]
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,381 MICHAEL: Come on, Blanket!
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,634 H-Harris. Harris! Harris! Harris!
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,635 W-What? What?
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,471 It's Jefferson. He's back.
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,513 All right, people.
00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,724 Let's give blackie a nice welcome home.
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,309 [ Guns cock ]
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,189 Whoa. Wait a -- That guy isn't black!
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,567 Holy God! His son isn't black either!
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,569 Oh, Jesus! This is Yates!
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,237 Stand down! I repeat -- Stand down!
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,072 Suspect is not black.
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:02,073 You son of a bitch!
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,950 You told me this guy was African-American!
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,203 It says right here on the fil-o-sheet he is!
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,163 Does that look like a black guy to you?!
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,831 It said on the fil-o-sheet.
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,833 Jesus Christ monkey balls!
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,211 We could have made an innocent man go to jail
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,129 who wasn't black!
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,215 Oh!
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,802 [ Coughs ]
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:25,305 Jesus, Harris. What are we becoming?
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:28,183 We're supposed to protect the people.
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,684 Where have we lost our way?
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,353 Sir, it's possible that he <i>is</i> black
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,938 even though he doesn't look it.
00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,606 To hell with you!
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,983 I'm never gonna frame an innocent man again
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:39,903 unless I know he's black for sure!
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,863 All the adults are trying to get us.
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,199 Get up to your room, Blanket, and put your mask on!
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,409 We can't go outside anymore!
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,120 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,798 That poor kid.
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,467 Dude, come on. We're not supposed to go over there.
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,720 Hi, guys!
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:06,721 Hey, Blanket.
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,932 Uh, look, we're going over to help my dad chop wood.
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,433 You want to come with?
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,102 Really? You mean it?
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,479 Oh, yay! My friends are here!
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,189 Come inside and play, guys!
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:17,691 Uh, actually, Mr. Jefferson,
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,235 we were seeing if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us.
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,612 Chop wood? No. That's ignorant.
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,365 That's poopy work. Blanket and me want to play!
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,450 Mr. Jefferson, it might be good for Blanket
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,827 to learn how to chop wood.
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,788 Blanket likes to play! Don't you, Blanket?
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:34,124 Whee! Look! He can fly!
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,501 - Jesus Christ, dude! - Aah!
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,295 Stop, you fucking lunatic!
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,135 Dude, we have got to get that kid away from him.
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,846 - [ Sobbing ] - No, Blanket. Shh! Stop crying.
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,265 It's okay, Blanket! Here. Look.
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,474 ♪ He! ♪
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,351 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,686 ♪ Ow! ♪
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,187 There, Blanket. Shh!
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,023 H-Hey, look. Hey, look.
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,317 I got your nose.
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,612 Look, Blanket. I got your nose!
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,655 I got your nose, Blanket. See?
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,283 I got your nose.
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,703 [ Laughs ]
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,832 - [ Dramatic music plays ] - [ Screaming ]
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,086 No! Blanket, stop!
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,714 It's ignorant! You're being ignorant!
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,800 [ Irish accent ] Harrison, why haven't you called?
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,427 You know how I worry.
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,181 I'm giving it up, Maggie. I'm quitting the force.
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,099 Quitting the force? You?
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,268 None of it makes sense anymore.
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,896 I don't even know if what we're doing is right.
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,482 The last 13 hours we've been working on a case,
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,901 trying to get a real scumbag off the streets.
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,903 And when he walked up to the door,
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,947 I could've sworn he was white.
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,324 Maybe I can't tell the difference anymore.
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,159 Maybe it doesn't matter,
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,662 'cause it seems like every time we frame a rich black guy,
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,830 he's back out on the streets in no time.
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,540 It's just like O.J.
00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,085 Do you know how hard those cops worked to frame him,
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,170 the tireless hours they put in?
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,464 And then he just gets off because somebody messed up
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,425 and said the "N" word out loud too many times.
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,636 I guess I'm just tired.
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,721 I'm just damn tired.
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,849 Not another word of that kind of talk, Harrison Yates.
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,267 Believe me, I would love nothing more
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:18,186 than to have you quit the force and no longer have to worry
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,980 about whether or not you're coming home.
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,231 But I know you.
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,024 Framing rich black men for crimes they didn't commit
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,693 is in your blood.
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,861 Wiping that rich, smug smile off their faces
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,364 is the only thing that puts a smile on yours.
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,366 You're a good cop, Harrison Yates.
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:35,286 You don't have to question that, because I'm here to tell you.
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,080 And you're a good wife, Maggie.
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,708 You know me better than I know myself.
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:40,875 Where are you going?
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,378 I think I've got a little more work to do.
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,428 [ Knock on door ]
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,013 Mr. Jefferson?
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:55,765 It's your best friend in the whole wide world, Eric Cartman.
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,183 Mr. Jefferson?
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,893 I was gonna sleep over tonight, remember?
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,146 No! Dr. Nelson, I'm telling you.
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,897 You have to fly out here right now!
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,233 My nose came off again!
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,820 I know you live in California. I'll pay for your plane ticket.
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,238 But I'm falling apart!
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,323 I need some more of that cream and the injections.
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,243 I have to look young again!
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,370 Oh! I'm melting!
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,622 All right. Thanks a lot for helping us, dude.
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:20,623 Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,083 You've just got to pretend you're Blanket
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,710 until we can get the real Blanket somewhere safe.
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,003 Aren't I too big to be Blanket?
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,130 I don't think Mr. Jefferson pays enough attention to his son to notice.
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,256 Come on!
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,841 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,010 [ Hinges squeak ]
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,678 Blanket? You in here?
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,472 - Hi, guys! - Shh!
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,724 Blanket, we're gonna take you away for a little while, okay?
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:38,683 You are?
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,977 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:41,978 All right. Get in his bed.
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,772 All right. But you guys owe me for this.
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,524 Dude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something.
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,151 [ Telephone rings ]
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,445 Santa Barbara Police Department. This is Snetzl.
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,863 Hello. This is Sergeant Yates
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,324 over at the Park County Police Department in Colorado.
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,284 Yes, Sergeant. What can I do for you?
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,161 Well, we've been trying to frame this guy
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,454 who just moved into our town,
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,498 and the fil-o-fax says he moved from your area --
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,374 one Martin Jefferson?
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,752 No, we never had any rich African-Americans
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,003 named Jefferson here.
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,047 If we had, we would've framed them ourselves.
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,883 Well, he doesn't really look that black.
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,968 Yeah. I don't -- Hold on a second.
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,471 There <i>was</i> one we framed a couple of times.
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,098 But the black bastard was so rich,
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,100 he made bail and disappeared before the trial.
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:23,103 You say he disappeared. What did you frame him for?
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:25,647 We, uh, found some kids that had stayed over at his place,
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,525 and we asked them to make up some false molestation charges.
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,776 Molestation. Nice.
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,444 Yeah, it was a lot of work. Took years.
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,321 But we were finally able to arrest him.
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,489 Then we planted some evidence,
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,990 took embarrassing photos of his penis,
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,743 and threw him in a prison cell with doody feces on the walls.
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,495 You should have seen him squirm.
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,081 That's damn fine police work, Sergeant. Damn fine.
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,332 Yeah, but the point is,
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,334 this guy didn't really look black either.
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,044 We had to sneak in while he was asleep
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,963 and get a DNA sample to be sure.
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,673 Jesus Christ monkey balls.
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,175 It must be the same guy.
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,928 Mr. Jefferson? Hello?
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:57,929 Come on, Blanket.
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,098 We got to go before your dad sees us.
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,309 What are you doing with my Blanket?
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,520 [ Suspenseful music plays ]
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,151 Come on, Blanket. Play with me.
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,610 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:13,444 ♪ He! ♪
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,404 - Aah! - Aah!
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,738 Go! Go! Run!
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,906 ♪ Checha ♪
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,700 - Aah! - Aah!
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,910 ♪ Checha gurna! Jamona! ♪
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,120 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,163 Oh, Jesus!
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,581 What the hell is going on, guys?
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:26,499 My Blanket!
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,084 Let's play, Blanket!
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,544 No, no, no. Wait! I'm not Blanket!
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,963 Whee! He can fly! He can fly!
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,631 Aah! Stop!
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,677 Oh, my God! He killed Kenny!
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,887 You bastard!
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,555 Blanket?
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,682 Blanket! Come play!
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,809 - No! - Come on!
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,188 Run, Blanket! Run!
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,731 - Aah! - ♪ Checha! ♪
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,192 - ♪ Checha! ♪ - Get up, Blanket!
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,902 Aah! ♪ He-he! ♪
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,571 Freeze, Jefferson! The gig is up!
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,699 You are wanted for child molestation.
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,286 No! I am sick and tired of people harassing Mr. Jefferson!
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,038 All I've been hearing since Mr. Jefferson moved here
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:07,916 are sick lies -- that he molests children,
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,585 that he's a bad father, that he had plastic surgery.
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,129 It's ignorant.
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,548 Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson is a little different.
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,634 That's because he had to work all the time when he was young
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,052 and missed out on his childhood.
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,386 What's wrong with wanting to have
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,263 the innocence and beauty of a child?
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,599 All right.
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,768 Let's just say all the bad things said about Mr. Jefferson
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,769 <i>are</i> lies.
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,230 Let's say the police department <i>does</i> just go around
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,065 framing people for crimes they didn't commit.
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,149 Let's say it's all made up
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,776 and Mr. Jefferson <i>is</i> just a nice guy
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:35,860 who's trying to be a child
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,320 because he never got to have a childhood.
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,948 Well, that's fine, except for that he <i>has</i> children now.
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,700 And when people have children, they have to grow up!
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,410 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,578 You're right.
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,497 I've been so obsessed with my childhood
00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,207 that I've forgotten about his.
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,334 I thought having lots of rides and toys was enough.
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,461 But Blanket doesn't need a playmate.
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,672 He needs a father and a normal life.
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,048 ♪ Checha do gurna! ♪
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,759 Blanket, I want to give away all my money.
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,219 I-I want to get a normal job
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,764 and take a shot at raising you in a normal setting.
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,685 Look, everybody.
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,770 I'm a normal little boy!
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,855 Well, if you're gonna give away all your money,
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,608 then I guess we can drop all those charges.
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,569 No point in putting another poor black man in jail.
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,947 All right! Things just might work out!
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,407 Things can always work out,
00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,701 as long as we know we have the power to change.
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,494 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,706 ♪ We all have the power to change ♪
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,250 ♪ If we search inside our hearts ♪
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,419 ♪ And we start to heal the wounds ♪
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:37,588 ♪ Of all our yesterdays ♪
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,841 ♪ And you know it might be hard ♪
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,468 ♪ But all you've got to do is start ♪
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:47,056 ♪ And you can change all your evil molesting ways ♪
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:47,890 ♪ Cha! ♪
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,183 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,685 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,853 ♪ Oh! ♪
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,146 ♪ Ha ♪
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,943 ♪ Checha be durta! ♪
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,528 ♪ He-he! ♪
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,780 ♪ Jamona! Chechocha jamona! ♪
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:03,823 ♪ Checha! ♪

00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:26,180 Эпизод 807. Джефферсоны.
00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:32,250 перевод Nfire
00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,680 Эй,чуваки - смотрите.
00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,090 Кто - то купил старый дом Донованса.
00:00:42,290 --> 00:00:43,300 Да, я думаю они уже переехали.
00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,120 Я видел фургоны на этой дороге два дня назад.
00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:48,030 Я надеюсь, что они - не Австрийцы. Это - последнее, что нужно этому городу.
00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:48,780 Эй смотрите!
00:00:51,780 --> 00:00:52,520 Привет.
00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:56,150 Эй. Ты здесь живешь?
00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:58,010 Да, я только что переехал сюда с моим папой.
00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:00,120 Вы собираетесь стать моими новыми друзьями?
00:01:00,530 --> 00:01:01,100 Нет.
00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,240 Мне действительно нравиться ваш город.
00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:05,990 Мой папа хотел переехать куда-нибудь подальше от всего.
00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:07,880 Он сказал, что он хотел покоя и тишины,
00:01:07,990 --> 00:01:10,660 и жить с провинциалами которые ничего не знают.
00:01:12,190 --> 00:01:13,170 А что это на тебе надето?
00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,720 Это - моя маска. Мой папа говорит, что для меня будет лучше скрывать мое лицо.
00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,660 Меня зовут Бланкет.
00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:23,200 Тебя зовут Бланкет. Так. Ну, Бланкет, а я Хоуди Дуди,
00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,070 а это мои друзья - Тимси, Винки и Нод.
00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,930 К сожалению, мы должны покинуть Землю Booger Trees, так что мы уходим.
00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,870 Подождите. Ребята вы что не хотите зайти внутрь и поиграть?
00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:33,030 Эй чувак, мы уже в 4 классе.
00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:35,680 Знаешь что это означает? Это означает мы не тусуемся с маленьким детьми.
00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:37,360 Пошли, парни, вернемся к нашим Большим Колесам.
00:01:37,850 --> 00:01:39,770 Мы бы могли поиграть в аркады.
00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:43,720 Папа?
00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,700 Оау! Чуваки, я не могу поверить.
00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:49,480 О мой Бог, это просто зашибись!
00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,010 Чувак, это что все твои игрушки?
00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:55,080 Нет, это все моего отца. Он любит игрушки и видео игры.
00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:57,400 Чувак, он наверное очень занят! (?) Что он делает?
00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,710 Он в отставке.
00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:01,920 О мой Бог, чувак! Твой папа наверное самый крутой папа в мире!
00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:04,540 Проходите, мой папа вероятно на заднем дворе.
00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:10,540 Твою мать! Чуваки, почему мой дом не похож на этот?!
00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,240 Папа, ты здесь?
00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,090 Я здесь, Бланкет!
00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,770 Бланкет! Мой прелестный Бланкет!
00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,020 Что у него с лицом?
00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,200 Расслабтесь пацаны. Мне кажется, что он жертва пожара или чего-то такого.
00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:32,630 Парни, это - мой папа,
00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,820 Майкл Джэ- Jefferson!
00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,250 Майкл... Jefferson, да.
00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,040 Эй, Вы хотите поиграть со мной?
00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:39,490 За мной, давайте поднимайтесь на дерево!
00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:43,110 Вперед, поднимайтесь на дерево, поднимайтесь на дерево!
00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:50,080 Как вам мой... Дерево Желаний? (?)
00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:53,360 Место где я размышляю и мечтаю.
00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:57,510 И теперь я хотел бы показать вам свой... ... Дерево Желаний. Сожми сильней!
00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,860 Где мы можем смеяться и хихикать и кричать.
00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,190 Воображение - ключ. Мистер Джефферсон, ваш сын не может подняться.
00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:06,070 Разве вы не будете мечтать вместе со мной?
00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:06,540 Мистер Джефферсон?
00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:11,650 Мы можем быть космонавтами, или пиратами в море.
00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:18,240 Да мы можем сделать все, что угодно, я имеюю ввиду - абсолютно все.
00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:24,360 На моём Дереве Желаний.
00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,810 Эй братва! Вы должны сходить с нами к Джефферсонам!
00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,100 Джефферсонам?
00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:33,600 Это новая семья, которая только что переехала в Саус Пак!
00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,770 Мы встретили ребенка, его зовут Бланкет, и у него самый клевый папа в мире!
00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:40,040 Мистер Джефферсон сказал, что мы можем пригласить всех детей в городе поиграть у них дома.
00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,470 У них есть видеоигры и качалки и машина сахарной ваты
00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:44,660 А, и угадайте что у них на заднем дворе?
00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,450 Что?. Поезд.
00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:48,120 Не может быть.
00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:49,390 Нет может, Крэйг!
00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,740 И если вы не верите в мистера Джефферсона, вы можете просто не приходить!
00:03:52,850 --> 00:03:54,030 Я верю в мистера Джефферсона.
00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:01,320 Уииииииии, смотрите как мы качаемся! Мы качаемся!
00:04:01,430 --> 00:04:03,310 Кто хочет первую сахарную вату?
00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:05,430 Мнемнемнемнемнемнемнемне...
00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:07,520 Мнемнемне! Я первый! Я первый!
00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:11,040 О, давайте покатаемя на Чу-чу поезде!
00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,860 Чу-чу поезд! Уау!
00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:18,920 Поедем на поезде! Поезд!
00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:21,840 Хотели бы Вы покататься на поезде со мной,
00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:24,890 и начать волшебную поездку?
00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:28,100 Я хотел бы, мистер Джефферсон.
00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,410 Вы такой классный, мистер Джефферсон.
00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:34,300 Картман, у тебя красивый голос.
00:04:34,470 --> 00:04:36,620 Спасибо мистер Джефферсон. У вас тоже.
00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,350 Давайте ехать и ехать на поезде вместе
00:04:39,390 --> 00:04:40,940 ...поезде вместе
00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,620 В путешествие через наши мысли.
00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:44,510 ...у меня есть время. А у вас?
00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:47,010 Чувак, что случилось с твоим коленом?
00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:48,840 Я упал.
00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:50,550 Мистер Джефферсон!
00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:54,430 Чу-чу поезд, он полон веселья и игр.
00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,430 Чу-чу поезд.
00:04:56,520 --> 00:05:00,080 Мистер! Твою мать. Пошли. Мы должны продизинфицировать это.
00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,390 Так, сейчас секундочку пощипит.
00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,050 Ай! Я знаю, знаю. Успокойся.
00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,990 Спасибо. Я уже чувствую себя лучше.
00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:11,240 Итак, чувак, у тебя есть братья или сестры?
00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:13,630 У меня есть сводный брат и сводная сестра.
00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:15,770 Но сейчас они живут со своей мамой.
00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:17,110 А где твоя мама?
00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,740 У меня нет мамы.
00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:20,080 У всех есть мама.
00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,020 Ты имеешь ввиду, что твоей мамы здесь нет, или что она умерла? Или что-то другое?
00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,690 Нет. Я был сделан в лаборатории.
00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:25,430 Что?
00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:29,080 Мой папа хотел иметь ребенка, так что он поместил меня в испытательную трубку.
00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:34,200 Потом, они посадили меня в женский животик, и когда я родился
00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,540 Папа принес меня домой.
00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:37,580 Так ты что никогда не видел свою маму?
00:05:37,990 --> 00:05:42,850 Нет... Но у меня много телохранителей и нянек, если это считается.
00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:44,840 Да. Да, это считается.
00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,510 Мужики, это было круто!
00:05:47,710 --> 00:05:48,890 А вы парни знаете что сказал мистер Джефферсон?
00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,390 Он сказал, что я - его лучший друг,
00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,210 и я могу ходить к нему домой когда хочу!
00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,220 Я надеюсь вернуться туда после обеда сегодня вечером!
00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:56,850 Мужики, я что-то беспокоюсь за того ребенка.
00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,600 Ты беспокоешься за него?! Да у него есть все о чем только может мечтать ребенок!
00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,760 Просто мистер Джефферсон хочет выглядеть как ребенок, но он же не ребенок. (?)
00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:04,690 О, знаешь что?! Это все объясняет!
00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,560 Парень переехал в Саус Пак с FERRIS-колесом на заднем дворе, (?)
00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,110 и Кайл видит проблему именно в этом!
00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,850 Мистер Джефферсон - лучшая вещь,которая произошла в этом городом за долгое время,
00:06:11,990 --> 00:06:14,050 и если вы пропустите это, пусть поможет мне БОГ,
00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:15,820 Я вырву ваши яйца голыми руками!
00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:17,770 Моими собственными руками, будь ты проклят!
00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:25,440 А наконец-то объявился. И где ты был весь день?
00:06:25,590 --> 00:06:27,200 Я был у новых соседей, Джефферсоных.
00:06:27,390 --> 00:06:28,830 О, а они хорошие люди?
00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,440 Да. Это только папа и сын.
00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,890 Хорошо, мы хотим пригласить Broflovskis и Stotches
00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:33,950 на обед сегодня вечером.
00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,890 Возможно я также приглашу и мистера Джефферсона.
00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:42,670 Итак, мистер Джефферсон, я слышала вы сказали что переехали сюда из Кентукки?
00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:43,990 Кентукки, да.
00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:46,400 Я слышал, что люди говорят что вы откуда-то из Иллинойс.
00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:49,200 Нет, они неосведомлены. Это заблуждение.
00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:51,830 А где вы работаете мистер Джефферсон?
00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:55,380 О сейчас я безработный, но, я был в ... фармацевтическом бизнесе.
00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,230 Хорошо, что наши мальчики действительно питают симпатию к вам.
00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,880 Вы, кажется, действительно умеете обращаться с ними.
00:07:00,060 --> 00:07:02,180 Я просто уделяю много времени детям.
00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:03,740 Их невиновность, их красота.
00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,140 Я думаю, что Бог - в лице каждого ребенка.
00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:09,470 ...да-а.
00:07:11,110 --> 00:07:12,110 ...Они - веселые.
00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,330 Мальчики, вы в порядке?
00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,200 Все нормально мама.
00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:17,720 О - это круто.
00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:19,080 А как они это называют?
00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:20,420 Телевизионные обеды.
00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,100 А ты не хочешь снять эту занавеску что-бы ты смог есть?
00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:23,920 Нет, не хочу.
00:07:24,170 --> 00:07:26,240 Папа говорит, что я должен держать мое лицо скрытым.
00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:31,820 Что, черт возьми, происходит?!
00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,240 У вас что обед с мистером Джефферсоном?!
00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:34,320 Нет, у моих родителей.
00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:36,430 Вам парни лучше даже не пытаться украсть моего друга! (?)
00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:36,910 Что?
00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,220 Он - МОЙ друг, понятно?!
00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:40,610 Я с ним дружил еще до того, как вы жопы появились, и я над..
00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:42,610 Стэн! Стэн, я - серьезно!
00:07:42,890 --> 00:07:45,100 Вам лучше не говорить обо мне плохо при мистере Джефферсоне!
00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,810 Эй, вы знаете, что Кобэ Браянт был сегодня в Игл.
00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:49,890 О да? Что вы думаете, мистер Джефферсон?
00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,260 Вы думаете Кобэ виновен или невиновен?
00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,070 Я думаю, что он определенно сядет в тюрьму.
00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,470 Я просто обожаю смотреть, что самодовольные знаменитости получают по своим comeuppance. (?)
00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,800 Мне кажется неправильным то, что полиция делает с богатыми черными людьми.
00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:02,460 Перестанте мистер Джефферсон. Вы же не один из тех, кто думает
00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:05,650 что полиция поголовно обвиняет богатых черных людей только потому что они завидуют..
00:08:06,070 --> 00:08:08,530 Да! Потому что их сердца полны жадности и
00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:10,210 в их душах одна... doodoo. (?)
00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,590 Эй сержант, взгляните на это.
00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:17,810 Что у тебя?
00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:19,900 Напоминает новую семью только что переехавшую в Саус Пак.
00:08:20,310 --> 00:08:23,930 Первый - мистер Джефферсон, 50 лет, купил дом и заплатил наличными.
00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:25,600 Он выглядит как человек у которого много денег.
00:08:25,950 --> 00:08:26,740 Ну и в чем проблема?
00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:28,240 Смотрите. Здесь сказано...
00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,410 Он черный.
00:08:29,990 --> 00:08:33,240 Ей-Богу, так и есть. Черный и богатый.
00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:36,600 Пора взять этого мистера Джефферсона точно так же как мы сделали с Кобэ.
00:08:36,740 --> 00:08:39,040 Вперед братва!У нас появился еще один богатый черный парень.
00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,600 Я хочу его унизить и протянуть по грязи и я хочу сделать это как в книгах!(?)
00:08:50,860 --> 00:08:51,280 Кайл?
00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:54,110 Эй, Стэн, что делаешь?
00:08:54,390 --> 00:08:55,550 мистер Джефферсон!
00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:57,150 Сейчас - 1:30 ночи!
00:08:57,340 --> 00:09:00,360 Взгляни на меня, я - Питер Пэн.
00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:03,460 Я - всегда маленький мальчик. Эй!
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,940 Мистер Джефферсон, мне завтра в школу!
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,250 А, сукин сын! Я знал это!
00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:09,790 Какого черта ты делашь Стэн?!
00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:10,850 Я скажу тебе, что ты делаешь!
00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:12,320 Ты пытаешься украсть МОЕГО лучшего друга!
00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:13,510 Он только что появился здесь.
00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,270 Помните, мистер Джефферсон? Вы сказали, что мы лучшие друзья.
00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,160 Святый Боже!
00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,970 Чувак, взгляни, кого я нашел на своем заднем дворе.
00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:22,960 Привет Стэн.
00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,970 Он был совершенно один посреди ночи.
00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:26,420 Мистер Джефферсона даже дома не было.
00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:28,770 Я знаю. Он - здесь. Что?
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,930 О Кайл, Бланкет, это - вечеринка сна!
00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,400 Нет! Мистер Джефферсон, вы должны отвести своего сына домой.
00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:36,580 Мы не можем идти домой. В нашем доме привидение.
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,060 Мы с Бланкетом испугались.
00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:40,020 Папа сказал, что оно хочет съесть нас.
00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:41,780 Пожалуйста не заставляйте нас возвращаться домой.
00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,930 Пожалуйста! Мы боимся, мы боимся!
00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:44,860 Мы боимся!
00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:48,980 Хорошо, прекрасно, мы все останемся здесь, но мы немедленно ложимся спать!
00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:50,080 Ложись Бланкет.
00:09:54,850 --> 00:09:57,780 А теперь давайте спать и видеть сны!
00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:00,850 полные веселья и увлекательных вещей!
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,010 Настало время пожелать спокойной ночи.
00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:15,200 Мистер Джефферсон, я хочу все время находиться рядом с вами. Вы такой замечательный.
00:10:15,530 --> 00:10:17,200 Я думаю, что ты тоже замечательный,Картман.
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:17,990 Да?
00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:18,690 Да.
00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:20,070 Да?
00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:20,940 Да.
00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:22,010 Да?
00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:24,780 А- а-а-а-а-а!
00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:28,920 В чем дело, Стэн? Приснился плохой сон?
00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:32,170 Да. Настоящий кошмар. О Господи!
00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,170 Мэрфи, ты внутри?
00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:40,900 Мы - внутри, сэр.
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,670 Харрис был прав. Этот парень выглядит так, как будто у него денег больше, чем у нас всех вместе взятых.
00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:46,310 Черный сукин сын!
00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:49,460 Я подбрасываю кокаин.
00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:50,980 Джонсон, что у вас?
00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,870 Разбрызгиваю кровь, сэр.
00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:54,190 Фрэйкс?
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,670 Побрасываю лобковые волосы изнасилованной девочки, сэр.
00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:58,700 Хорошо, когда появиться этот Джефферсон,
00:10:58,810 --> 00:11:00,500 арестуйте его быстро и попытайтесь не избить его.
00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:02,470 Здесь могут быть соседи с видео камерами.
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,420 Зачем мы это делаем, Харрис?
00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:07,410 Сэр?
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,530 Почему у всей полиции по всей стране такую страсть
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,800 к подставе богатых афро-американцев на преступления которых они не совершали?
00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:17,880 Почему? Мне кажется, что я никогда не задумывался над этим сэр. Мы просто делаем это.
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,410 Двадцать пять лет я на службе..
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,710 Я видел все виды извращений, известных человечеству и тем не менее,
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:27,340 когда я вижу черного у которого больше денег чем у меня, мне...
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:29,910 хочется блевануть в какую-нибудь канаву.
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:33,180 Но почему? Возможно этому нет объяснений.
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,360 Возможно где-то там есть только большой голубой шар почти весь покрытый водой
00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:38,610 и мы можем только двигаться вперед простыми пассажирами.
00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,930 Стэн, пора вставать в школу.
00:11:46,430 --> 00:11:48,180 Стэн? Какого...?
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,800 Мистер Джефферсон?!
00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:53,200 О- о, у нас всего лишь вечеринка сна.
00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,620 Мистер Джефферсон, это выходит за все рамки!
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,380 Выходит за рамки? Нет, вы просто неосведомлены.
00:11:58,540 --> 00:11:59,670 Они - мои друзья.
00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:03,870 Вы знаете, у меня не было детства, и я - действительно чувствую себя ребенком.
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:07,080 У нас все хорошо. И я хочу что бы у каждого из вас было по 100 долларов.
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,690 Ух ты, пойду куплю себе новую спортивную куртку, давно уже хотел.
00:12:12,270 --> 00:12:14,550 Пойдем Бланкет. Нам нужно идти домой и кормить животных.
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,570 Пока друзья.
00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,050 Ребята, я больше не хочу видеть вас рядом с мистером Джефферсоном.
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:20,980 Вы поняли?
00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:23,120 Мам, тебе не нужно повторять дважды. Он извращенец!
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,010 Больше не ходить к мистеру Джефферсону?
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:29,460 О, извините меня за мой французский язык, миссис Марш, но вы можете пососать мои большие волосатые шары!
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,820 Пошли Бланкет!
00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,750 Эй Харрис, Харрис, Харрис! Харрис!
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:40,540 Что-что-что?
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,290 Это Jefferson! Он вернулся!
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,870 Ладно братва. Устроим черномазому хорошее возвращение домой.
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:52,160 Стоп, подождите минуточку! Этот парень не черный!
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,810 Святый Боже, его сын тоже не черный! О Иисус!
00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:01,200 Это Ятц! Назад! Я повторяю,назад! Подозреваемый не черный!
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,990 Ты сукин сын, ты сказал мне что этот парень был афро-американцем!
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,970 Но здесь на последней странице говориться что он черный!
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:08,140 По-твоему он похож на черного?!
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:09,940 Об этом сказано на последней странице!
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,720 О господи, твою мать!
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:17,040 Мы чуть не посадили невинного человека в тюрьму, а он не черный! О!
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:26,490 Господи, Харрис. Кем мы становимся? Мне казалось...
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,840 мы защищаем людей. Где мы сбились с пути?
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,770 Сэр, возможно, что он является черным, даже если он и не выглядит черным.
00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:36,880 Иди ты к черту! Я больше не собираюсь подставлять ни в чем неповинных людей!
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,500 Пока я НЕ БУДУ УВЕРЕН наверняка, что он черный!
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,670 Все взрослые пытаются достать нас.
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:44,120 Поднимайся к себе в комнату Бланкет и надень свою маску!
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:46,120 Мы больше не можем выходить наружу!
00:13:58,590 --> 00:13:59,520 Какой несчастный ребенок.
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,220 Чувак, пошли. Нам нельзя там появляться.
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,580 Привет ребята!
00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:06,480 Привет Бланкет.
00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:10,220 Мм, знаешь, мы идем помочь моему отцу колоть дрова. Ты... хочешь пойти с нами?
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,050 Серьезно? Мне можно?
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:16,250 О, здесь мои друзья! Ребята, заходите внутрь и играйте!
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:20,220 Э, вообще-то, мистер Джефферсон, мы хотели взять с собой Бланкета колоть дрова, если он захочет.
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,530 Колоть дрова? Нет, это невозможно.
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:25,340 Это изнурительная работа. Бланкет и я хотим играть!
00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:28,890 Мистер Джефферсон, возможно было бы не плохо для Бланкета узнать как колоть дрова.
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,320 Бланкет любит играть, разве не так Бланкет?
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:34,110 О, сиотрите! Он может лететь!
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,680 Иисус Христос, чувак!
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:36,410 А- а-а-а-а-а!
00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:38,580 Перестань, ебаный лунатик!
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:44,350 Чувак, мы должны увести этого ребенка подальше от него!
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,700 Нет, Бланкет, ш-ш-ш. Перестань плакать.
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,180 Это в порядке, Бланкет. Смотри.
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:56,190 Бланкет ш-ш-ш-ш.
00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,260 Эй, эй смотри, эй смотри. У меня твой нос.
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:05,700 Смотри! Взгляни, у меня твой нос. У меня твой нос, Бланкет. Видишь?
00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:07,450 У меня твой нос.
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:18,420 Аааааааааа!
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,330 Нет, Бланкет, стой!
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,530 Ты просто не понимаешь!
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,010 Харрисон, почему ты не звонил? Ты же знаешь как я волнуюсь.
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:30,790 Я устал, Мэгги. Я увольняюсь с работы.
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,130 Уходишь со службы? Ты?
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,120 Больше ничего не имеет смысла.
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:37,460 Я даже не знаю является ли то что мы делаем правильным.
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,360 Последние тринадцать часов мы работали над одним делом,
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,840 пытались убрать настоящий мешок с дерьмом с улиц.
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:46,730 И когда он подошел к двери, могу поклясться, что он был белый.
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:50,730 Возможно я не уже не вижу разницы. Возможно это не имеет значения.
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,730 Потому что каждый раз, когда мы работаем над подставой богатого черного парня,
00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:57,310 они убираются с улиц в мгновение ока. Так же как OJ.
00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:00,100 Ты представляешь, как тяжело работали те полицейские чтобы подставить его?
00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:02,160 Неустанно, часами подкладывали?
00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:04,750 И он ускользает только потому, что кто-то лопухнулся
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,970 и сказал слово Н вслух слишком много раз.
00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:11,650 Мне кажется я просто устал. Я просто чертовски устал.
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:14,650 Что-бы я больше не слышала подобной болтовни, Харрисон Эц.
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,550 Поверь мне, что для меня нет ничего приятнее чем слышать что ты уходишь со службы
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,610 и больше не нужно волноваться о том вернешься ты домой или нет.
00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:24,000 Но я знаю тебя. Подставлять черных богачей на преступления, которые они не совершали - у тебя в крови.
00:16:24,790 --> 00:16:27,160 Стереть эту богатую, самодовольную ухмылку с их лиц
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,850 единственная вещь, которая вызывает у тебя улыбку.
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,110 Ты - хороший полицейский, Харрисон Эц.
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:34,180 И больше не подходи к этому вопросу. Потому что я тебе уже все сказала.
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:36,940 А ты - хорошая жена, Мэгги.
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,770 Ты знаешь меня лучше, чем я сам.
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:40,740 Куда ты идешь?
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:42,720 Мне кажется, у меня осталась немного работы, которую необходимо закончить.
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,360 Мистер Джефферсон? Это ваш лучший друг на все белом свете, Эрик Картман.
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:58,860 Мистер Джефферсон? Я пришел переночевать сегодня, помните?
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:02,850 Нет, доктор Нельсон, я говорю вам, вы должны лететь сюда прямо сейчас!
00:17:02,970 --> 00:17:04,260 Мой нос снова оторвался!
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:08,040 Я знаю, что вы живете в Калифорнии; Я оплачу за ваш билет на самолет!
00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,350 Но я разваливаюсь!
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,350 Мне нужно еще этих сливок и инъекций!
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:13,760 Я хочу снова выглядеть молодым!
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,770 О, я таю!
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,600 Все в порядке. Большое спасибо за то, что согласился помогать нам,чувак.
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:20,740 Да, конечно, когда угодно.
00:17:21,030 --> 00:17:22,060 Ты должен только притвориться, что ты Бланкет
00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:23,530 пока мы не доставим настоящего Бланкета в безопасное место.
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:24,780 А я не слишком большой, чтобы быть Бланкетом?
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,210 Я не думаю, что мистер Джефферсон уделяет достаточно внимание своему сыну, чтобы заметить разницу.
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:27,570 Пошли!
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:33,510 Бланкет, ты здесь?
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,130 Привет ребята!
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:37,520 Ш- ш, Бланкет, мы собираемся забрать тебя на некоторое время, хорошо?
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:41,010 Вы? О спасибо спасибо спасибо!
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:41,950 Давай чувак, ложись в его кровать.
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,640 Хорошо, но вы парни должны мне за это.
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,520 Чувак, без вопросов. По крайней мере ты наконец сделаешь хоть что-нибудь полезное.
00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:50,180 Отдел полиции Санта-Барбары, Снэцл у телефона.
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:54,230 Здраствуйте, это сержант Эц из отдела полиции Парк Кантри в Колорадо.
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:56,080 Да, сержант. Что я могу сделать для вас?
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:59,470 Ну, мы пытались подставить одного парня, который недавно переехал в наш город
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,700 и в факсе говорится, что он пеерехал из вашей области
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:03,380 некий Мартин Джефферсон?
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:07,080 Гм. Нет, у нас никогда небыло богатого афро-американца по имени Джефферсон.
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,970 Если бы он был у нас мы бы сами его подставили.
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,790 Ну, но на самом деле он не выглядит черным.
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:12,710 Да, я не...
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:13,880 Подождите секундочку.
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,450 Был один, мы его подставляли несколько раз,
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,960 но черный ублюдок был настолько богат, что постоянно выходил под залог
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,080 и исчез перед судом.
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,730 Вы говорите, что он исчез?
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,890 Как вы его подставляли?
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,940 Мы э-э-э нашли несколько детей которые остались у него дома,
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:28,420 и мы попросили их солгать и выдвинуть ложные обвинения в домогательстве.
00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:29,730 Домогательстве, неплохо.
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:31,590 Да, было проделано много работы. Это заняло годы,
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,120 но у нас наконец-то появились основания для его ареста.
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:36,270 Мы подбросили несколько улик, подделали фотографии его члена, (?)
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,570 и бросили его в грязную тюремную камеру с загаженными стенами. (?)
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,440 Вы должны были видеть, как он корчится!
00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:43,090 Это чертовски хорошая полицейская работа, сержант. Чертовски хорошая.
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:46,430 Хм да, но соль в том, что парень тоже не выглядел черным.
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,760 Мы должны были прокрасться пока он спал и взять образец ДНК для уверенности.
00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,410 Господи, твою мать! Это наверное тот самый парень!
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,050 Мистер Джефферсон?
00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:59,620 Пошли, Бланкет! Мы должны уйти прежде чем твой папа увидит нас.
00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:03,240 Что вы делаете с моим Бланкетом?
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,600 Пошли Бланкет, поиграй со мной.
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,470 А- а-а-а-а-а! Пошли, пошли, пошли!
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:25,010 О Господи! Что, черт возьми, происходит?
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:27,880 Мой Бланкет! Давай играть, Бланкет!
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,560 Нет-нет-нет подождите, я не Бланкет!
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:32,120 У- и-и-и, он может летать! Он может летать!
00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:33,350 А- а-а-а!, остановись!
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:37,680 О боже мой, они убили Кенни!
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,850 Ты сволочь!
00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:42,750 Бланкет? Бланкет! Давай играть!
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,040 Не-е-е-т! Вперед!
00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:47,930 Беги Бланкет, беги!
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,350 Держитесь Бланкет!
00:19:54,230 --> 00:19:56,550 Ни с места, Джефферсон! Руки в верх!
00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:59,210 Вы обвиняетесь в до-мо-га-тель-стве к детям!
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,420 Нет! Я устал от того, что люди постоянно достают мистера Джефферсона!
00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:06,610 Все, что я слышал с того момента как мистер Джефферсон переехал - наглая ложь!
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:10,710 То, что он пристает к детям, что он плохой отец, что он сделал пластическую операцию!
00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:12,300 Это неправда.
00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:15,550 Конечно, возможно мистер Джефферсон немного отличается.
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:17,710 Но дело в том, что он должен был работать все время, пока был молодым
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:18,980 и пропустил свое детство.
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:21,700 Что плохого в желании иметь невиновность и красоту ребенка.
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,570 Хорошо, давайте теперь рассказывать, что все плохие вещи сказанные о мистере Джефферсоне ложь!
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,310 Что полицейский отдел занимается только тем, что тратит все свое время
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,890 подставляя людей на преступления которые они не совершали!
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,180 Скажем, что сделано, то сделано
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,940 и мистер Джефферсон - просто хороший парень
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,110 который пытается быть ребенком потому что у него никогда не было детства.
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,730 Ну тогда все прекрасно, за исключением того, что у него сейчас ЕСТЬ дети!
00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,210 И когда у людей есть детей, они должны расти!
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,520 Вы правы. Я был так поглощенный свои детством,
00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:48,770 что я забыл о нем.
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:51,630 Я думал, что много аттракционов и игрушек будет достаточно, но...
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,190 Бланкету не нужен приятель.
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,760 Ему нужен отец, и нормальная жизнь.
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,720 Бланкет, я хочу выбросить все мои деньги.
00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:01,450 Я я хочу получить нормальную работу и...
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,980 и попытаться вырастить тебя в нормальных условиях.
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:10,680 Смотрите все! Я нормальный маленький мальчик.
00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:13,210 Ну, если вы собираетесь выбросить все свои деньги, тогда
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,200 мне кажется, что мы можем снять все обвинения.
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,370 Нет никакой смысла помещать еще одного бедного чернокожего в тюрьму.
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,730 Все стало на свои места!
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:22,370 Все всегда становится на свои места,
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,670 пока мы знаем, что у нас есть сила измениться.
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:32,060 У нас у всех есть сила измениться если мы заглянем в наши сердца
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:37,080 И мы начнем излечивать раны нашего прошлого
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,990 И вы знаете как это трудно,
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,660 но все, что нужно сделать - просто начать.

Скриншоты

Джефферсоны — скриншот 1

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