Вас только что в’ли в ж’у — Стэн должен собрать команду и победить в танцевальном состязании команду из другого округа. Он просит помощи Баттерса — экс-чемпиона штата по чечётке.

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Описание

Стэн должен собрать команду и победить в танцевальном состязании команду из другого округа. Он просит помощи Баттерса — экс-чемпиона штата по чечётке.

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00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,280 Эпизод 8x05 Тебя В****ли В Ж***
00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,520 Чуваки, эти радиоуправляемые машинки - просто зашибись.
00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,430 Клёво. А моя взлетела с трамплина.
00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:44,920 Чуваки, у меня отсосная машинка. Мне нужна новая.
00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:47,090 Эй, а это что за пацаны?
00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,150 Йе, ну как вам, вы!
00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:02,610 Покажем этим неудачникам.
00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:03,710 О- о, йе!
00:01:04,380 --> 00:01:06,210 Ну ты чё, ха?! Да ты ничё!
00:01:08,190 --> 00:01:10,830 Чёрт! Тебя только что поимели!
00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:14,390 О- о, давай, старик!
00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,600 - Чувак, ты попал. - А теперь имеют ЭТОГО пацана!
00:01:22,590 --> 00:01:24,990 А- а, только посмотрите на них! Они знают, что так не смогут!
00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,460 - Да! Двигаем отсюда! - Зажгли!
00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:30,810 - Они даже ничё не делали! - Простите, пацаны. Пусть вас это не слишком задевает!
00:01:31,130 --> 00:01:33,000 Вас поимели!
00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,560 Идём! Они - ничё. Пойдём, вы!
00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:36,700 Идём, вы!
00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:40,190 ...Что это за фигня только что произошла?
00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:45,140 О, привет, дети!
00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:47,570 Шеф, нас только что поимели.
00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:52,350 О, боже... Входите, дети. Я сделаю вам какао.
00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,550 Присаживайтесь, дети. Просто расслабьтесь, дышите глубоко.
00:01:56,580 --> 00:01:58,560 - С вами всё в порядке? - Да.
00:01:58,590 --> 00:02:01,760 Хорошо. Так, где вас поимели?
00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:03,690 На парковке "True Value".
00:02:03,710 --> 00:02:06,260 Там появились пацаны, которых мы никогда раньше не видели, и они
00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:08,950 реально хорошо танцевали и мы не очень понимаем, что всё это значит, но наверное...
00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:10,720 Хорошо-хорошо, расслабьтесь, дети.
00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:12,970 Расслабьтесь. Всё уже закончилось.
00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:15,030 Постарайтесь успокоиться и сидеть спокойно.
00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:18,430 Я позвоню вашим родителям и расскажу им, что с вами всё в порядке.
00:02:19,730 --> 00:02:20,850 Миссис Марш?
00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:22,220 Привет, это Шеф.
00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,390 Да, у меня всё хорошо. Послушайте:
00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:26,930 Стэна и его друзей только что поимели.
00:02:27,150 --> 00:02:28,240 Да.
00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:29,830 Да, на парковке "True Value".
00:02:30,100 --> 00:02:32,810 Нет-нет, он в порядке. С ними со всеми всё в порядке.
00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,620 Да, это были какие-то ребята не из нашего города.
00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:36,330 По-видимому, он были довольно хорошими танцорами.
00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:37,900 Они задали им по-взрослому.
00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:45,200 Вот, Стэнли, я приготовила твою любимую картошку. Я хочу, чтобы ты почувствовал себя лучше, хорошо?
00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:47,420 Что с ним такое?
00:02:47,430 --> 00:02:50,280 О- о... Стэна сегодня поимели в школе.
00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:52,510 Тебя поимели? Кто?
00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:55,930 - Какие-то пацаны из округа Ориндж. - Давай не будем делать из этого большой проблемы.
00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:58,080 Так чт- что ты делал? Ты танцевал в ответ?
00:02:58,140 --> 00:02:58,880 Нет.
00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:01,110 Что? Т-тебя имели и ты просто стоял и терпел?
00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:02,490 Это было правильным поступком.
00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,900 Нет, это чушь, Шэрон!
00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:05,940 Стэнли, когда кто-то вызывает тебя на танец,
00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:08,230 ты должен танцевать им в ответ, иначе они будут думать, что ты слабак.
00:03:08,260 --> 00:03:09,950 Но, пап, я не умею танцевать и вообще.
00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:11,440 Ну, тогда самое время учиться!
00:03:11,470 --> 00:03:13,710 Надень что-нибудь обтягивающее, встретимся в гараже!
00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,340 - Но, пап... - Сейчас же!
00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:19,600 Хорошо, сын, танец - это прежде всего состояние духа.
00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:22,600 Я не учу тебя шляться тут и там и вызывать других пацанов на танец,
00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,250 но когда вызывают тебя,
00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,200 просто посмотри им прямо в глаза,
00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:27,620 и ответь им вот этим.
00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,550 Давай, Стэн.
00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:44,570 ...шесть, семь, восемь.
00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:51,050 Чувак, это крутая радиоуправляемая машинка.
00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,900 Ага, пойдём испытаем её прямо сейчас.
00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,760 Ну, и что здесь такое?
00:03:54,770 --> 00:03:56,860 Это белые мальчики, которых вчера поимели.
00:03:58,790 --> 00:04:00,435 Хотите ещё немного, земляки?
00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:03,060 - Спасибо, но нам не интересно. - Вам не интересно?
00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:04,730 Не интересно вот это?
00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:14,490 О, Боже мой, посмотрите на эти движения.
00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,390 Оооо, как они выкладываются!
00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:18,910 О боже, их имеют!
00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,530 Ооооо, здесь становится жарко!
00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:23,000 Помилуйте!
00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,170 - Оооооо, посмотрите на это! - Боже!
00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:27,860 Их имеют!
00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,890 Да! Давай, Стэн!
00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:52,790 О, нет!
00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:55,410 Нет, остановись, Стэн! Ты не ведаешь, что творишь!
00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:03,280 Молодец, Стэн!
00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:06,170 ХА! Вас только что в'ли в ж!
00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,730 - Чё? - Да! ВАС поимели!
00:05:08,790 --> 00:05:09,830 - Да! - Так им!
00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,470 - Правильно! - Нет, нет, нет!
00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,065 Окей.
00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:15,390 Ладно. Нас поимели.
00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:17,730 Поэтому теперь, по-моему...
00:05:17,790 --> 00:05:19,410 Началось.
00:05:20,730 --> 00:05:21,520 Чего?
00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:24,800 В эту субботу! Пятёрка наших лучших танцоров против пятёрки ваших лучших танцоров!
00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:26,510 Дворец Съездов ОО. Началось!
00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:28,350 Началось! Началось! Началось! Началось!
00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:29,570 О, боже, началось!
00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,220 О, чёрт! Я знал, что это случится.
00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:33,725 Увидимся в субботу, дураки!
00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,480 Да, и вам бы лучше иметь с собой намного лучших танцоров, чем эти неудачники!
00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:39,290 - Потому что началось! - Началось! Началось! Началось! Началось!
00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:44,560 Стэн, за каким чёртом ты танцевал в ответ?
00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:46,240 Я думал, что так и надо!
00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,480 Теперь ты должен соревноваться с ними на танцевальном соревновании в субботу!
00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,760 Но почему?
00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,140 Потому что если тебя поимели, а ты поимел их в ответ, то началось!
00:05:54,190 --> 00:05:55,860 Ты что, ничего не знаешь?
00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,570 Замечательно, Рэнди! Ты дал нашему сыну действительно замечательный совет!
00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:03,515 Что?
00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:06,670 Снова появились эти ребята и поимели Стэна, а он станцевал в ответ!
00:06:06,770 --> 00:06:09,080 - Так что случилось? - Началось!
00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,580 Давайте, так же мощно!
00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:35,490 Хорошо. А теперь одновременно, команда!
00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:39,605 - Отлично! - Отлично!
00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,650 - Да, зашибись! - Да, было мощно!
00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:43,130 Неплохо, пацаны. Неплохо.
00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,220 Неплохо? У Саут-Парка нет ни одного шанса!
00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,770 - Замётано! - Вы хорошо поработали.
00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:50,360 Но мы не хотим "хорошо", нам нужна боль!
00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,010 Ээ, извините.
00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:52,740 Да?
00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:56,540 Привет, ээ, меня зовут Рэнди Марш. Я, я отец Стэна Марша.
00:06:56,570 --> 00:07:00,660 О, так вы отец мальчика, которого в'ут в ж в субботу?
00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:01,850 Чёрт!
00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:04,410 Ээ, полслушайте.
00:07:04,430 --> 00:07:07,800 Э, это моя вина, что Стэнли на днях поимел ваших мальчиков.
00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,090 Ээ, это я сказал ему сделать это и я...
00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:12,880 Ну, ну в общем я, я просто пришёл сюда чтобы сказать вам...
00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,210 что не началось.
00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,270 Началось!
00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,850 Нет-нет-нет, не началось.
00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,550 Уууу, началось!
00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:21,690 Не началось. Ничего не началось.
00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,990 - Кончилось. - Началось!
00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:27,760 В субботу я не выпущу своего сына из дома. Я просто пришёл дать вам знать, чтобы вы могли...
00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,540 остановить всё это. До свидания.
00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,740 Подожди секундочку, тупорылый!
00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,400 Ты думаешь, что можешь так просто сюда ввалиться и сказать что не началось, хотя ясно как божий день, что началось?!
00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:38,860 Ты просто пытаешь сделать так, чтобы мы не тренировались, не так ли?!
00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:42,640 Потому что ты ЗНАЕШЬ, что твои пацаны проиграют когда мои покажут им это!
00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:44,070 Ну-ка выдай, Девочка Т!
00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:46,340 Как тебе это!
00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,170 - Ага! Нравится?! - Оооо, старик!
00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:52,570 О, Боже!
00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:58,040 Оооо, его имеют!
00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:07,900 Рэнди? Рэнди, о Боже мой!
00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,620 Что с ним случилось, доктор?
00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,400 Его поимели. Хуже я не видел.
00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:16,000 Старый дурак пошёл в ОО чтобы договориться с той командой,
00:08:16,110 --> 00:08:18,200 и его там жестоко поимели.
00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:19,600 О Боже...
00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:22,920 Его танец был таким быстрым, что я... просто ничего не смог сделать.
00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,230 Его движения были... такими оригинальными, такими изобретательными.
00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:29,400 Шшш, расслабьтесь, мистер Марш.
00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,570 Мы только что получили рентгеновские снимки.
00:08:32,590 --> 00:08:34,910 Его главным образом поимели здесь и здесь
00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:37,340 Но больше всего его поимели здесь, в районе таза.
00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:39,650 Дорога к выздоровлению будет длинной.
00:08:39,670 --> 00:08:40,630 Боже.
00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:43,890 Ты, наверное, очень хочешь добраться до тех пацанов из округа Ориндж, а, Стэн?
00:08:44,170 --> 00:08:45,060 Ты шутишь?
00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:48,350 Стэн наверное готов разорвать их на части после того что они сделали с его отцом!
00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,270 Я, я не знаю. С виду с ним всё нормально.
00:08:51,380 --> 00:08:54,460 Могу только передставить себе ту ярость, что закипает в тебе, Стэн.
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:58,000 Спорю, что ты не можешь дождаться, когда ты перетанцуешь этих ублюдков из ОО!
00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:03,380 - Да, я, я тут, папа. - Стэн, послушай меня.
00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,770 Я не хочу чтобы ты чувствовал, будто ты должен соревноваться чтобы отомстить за меня.
00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,850 - Окей, хорошо. - Но я знаю, что я не смогу удержать тебя от этого.
00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:11,760 Так что всё что я могу сказать, это...
00:09:11,795 --> 00:09:13,400 задай им жару, сынок.
00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,450 Задай им жару.
00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:21,170 Твою мать!
00:09:27,970 --> 00:09:30,970 Эй, ребята. Ээ. Вы ведь, ребята, умеете танцевать, да?
00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:32,630 Конечно умеем.
00:09:32,670 --> 00:09:34,920 Круто, потому что в субботу соревнование,
00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:37,880 и я должен найти самых лучших танцоров в Саут-Парке для своей команды.
00:09:37,930 --> 00:09:41,120 Моих друзей я позвать не могу, потому что они отсосы; так, вы будете моей танцевальной труппой?
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,000 Танцевальной труппой? Подумать только.
00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:45,730 Мы не танцуем как эти подражатели Бритни и Джастину в школе.
00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:48,130 Пацаны-готы танцуют, чтобы выразить боль и страдание.
00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:50,670 Да. Единственный способ танцевать круто - это держать руки по швам
00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,985 а глазами смотреть вниз.
00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:54,430 А потом каждые три секудны делать затяжку.
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,855 Окей, пойдёт. Слушайте...
00:10:08,890 --> 00:10:12,140 в эту субботу будет танцевальное соревнование и мне нужны хорошие танцоры чтобы меня не поимели.
00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,760 Исключено.
00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:16,670 Танец - это что-то такое, что нужно делать в одиночестве в своей комнате в три часа утра.
00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:18,760 Пожалуйста, парни, на кону репутация всего нашего города!
00:10:18,790 --> 00:10:20,640 - Кто-нибудь из вас согласен участвовать? - Я - нет.
00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:23,090 Состоять в танцевальной группе - это совершенно по-конформистски.
00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:26,220 Да. Я не согласна с некоторыми танцевальными правилами.
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:30,310 И я не согласен. Я самый большой нон-конформист из всех.
00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:35,290 А я настолько нон-конформист, что не собираюсь соглашаться с остальными.
00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:37,440 - Окей, я буду участвовать. - Зашибись!
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:40,940 Мда. По-моему, нас только что поставили на место.
00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:43,550 Угу. Нас только что поимели по-готски.
00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,020 Хорошо, нам нужно найти ещё троих пацанов, которые умеют танцевать.
00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,610 Нужно сходить в галерею игровых автоматов.
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:48,490 В галерею игровых автоматов?
00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,190 Да. Там этот пацан-азиат по имени Йао.
00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,810 Он эксперт по игре Dance Dance Revolution.
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,840 Чувак, он просто потрясающ!
00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:06,640 Он и должен быть таким. Он играет здесь в эту игру каждый божий день после школы.
00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,500 Я думаю, он уже потратил на это около шести тысяч долларов.
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:25,310 Эй пацан, ты реально крут. Ты бы не хотел присоединиться к нашей танцевальной труппе?
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:27,760 Ты имеешь в виду, танцевать без автомата, который показывает тебе, что делать?
00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:30,480 - Да. - Это глупо.
00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:33,450 - Чувак, ты нам нужен. - Я не могу танцевать без автомата.
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,750 Всё в порядке. Мой друг Шеф будет нас тренировать.
00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:38,430 - Окей. Я попробую. - Хорошо, теперь нас трое!
00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:40,130 - Чувак, нам нужна девчёнка. - А?
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:43,400 У нас не может быть труппа из одних парней. Люди подумают, что мы пиндосы.
00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:46,880 Да, точно. Минутку! Я знаю, куда нам идти!
00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:56,050 Привет парни, добро пожаловать в "Изюминки". Вас трое?
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,435 Вообще-то мы просто надеялись, что сможем с вами немного поговорить.
00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:01,300 Вы должны купить крылышки, если вы хотите говорить с девчёнками из "Изюминок".
00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:05,980 И поэтому мы собираем вместе всех лучших танцоров Саут-Парка чтобы победить округ Ориндж.
00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:08,980 Вау, звучит прекрасно. Я всегда хотела попытать себя в танцах где-нибудь ещё.
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,735 - Так ты участвуешь? - Почему бы и нет?
00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:12,470 Хорошо, нам нужен всего-то ещё один человек!
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:15,090 Эй, нам нужно взять того пацана, который был чемпионом штата по чечётке.
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,740 Что? Чемпион штата живёт здесь? Кто?
00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,900 По-моему, его звали... Леопольд... Стотч, что ли?
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,170 Леопольд Стотч?... Минутку. Ты имеешь в виду...
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,780 Ля-ля-ля, мне дали яблок
00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:27,760 Ля-ля-ля, и тебе тоже
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:30,530 - Ля-ля-ля, мне... - Баттерс, к тебе пришли.
00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,110 О, привет всем.
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,750 Баттерс, послушай. В эту субботу будет соревнование и мы хотим, чтобы ты присоединился к нашей труппе.
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:37,490 Вау, сорвеновение?
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,185 - Я бы хотел. А что за соревнование? - Танцевальное.
00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,660 Мы слышали, что два года назад ты был чемпионом штата по чечётке.
00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:46,330 ...Нет
00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:50,390 Но ты же был, не так ли? Т- ты ездил на национальные соревнования в Небраске.
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:53,260 Нет. Нет нет нет-нет нет нет, нет!
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,770 - Нет нет нет-нет нет нет, нет! - Баттерс?
00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,130 Баттерс?
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:02,500 Мы просто попросили его присоединиться к нашей танцевальной труппе. Мы слышали что он был чемпионом штата по чечётке.
00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,110 О, Боже мой.
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:07,310 Извините, ребята, просто...
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,450 Баттерс не танцевал с тех пор как случилась трагедия.
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,660 Трагедия?
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,440 Извините, ребята, вам нужно идти.
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,860 Чёрт возьми, где нам теперь искать пятого?
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:20,710 Эй, я слышал про парня в Куомо, у которого есть утка, которая умеет танцевать.
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,145 Утка? Чувак, не тупи. Эти ребята из ОО - профессиональные танцоры!
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:27,550 Ну давайте же, должен же быть в Саут-Парке ещё хоть один талантливый человек.
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,560 - Ну ладно, так вы уверены, что он умеет танцевать? - Ну да.
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:11,420 Вот он. Это Джеффи.
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,630 По мне, так это не похоже на танцующую утку.
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:19,240 Ну, это потому, что ему нужна музыка. В- вот, Джеффи.
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:23,570 "Моя дорожка, твоя дорожка, милаяяяя"
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,530 "Моя дорожка, твоя дорожка, детка"
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:29,930 "Моя дорожка, твоя дорожка, будем драться и трахаться до утра"
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,710 Милая, детка, будь моей.
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,360 Моя дорожка, твоя дорожка, милая
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,390 Э- это единственная песня, под которую он танцует?
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,760 Нет, нет, он танцует под что угодно. Видите?
00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:42,815 Будем нюхать кетамин, будем нюхать кетамин, милая.
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,850 Будем нюхать кетамин, будем нюхать кетамин, детка.
00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:49,060 Друзья мои, я думаю, мы собрали танцевальную труппу.
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:57,360 Баттерс? Баттерс? Ну же, дорогой, всё будет в порядке.
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:01,220 Ну же, Баттерс. Мы это долго лечили.
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,860 Это было почти два года назад, милый.
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,570 Два года назад.
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,480 Два года назад!
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:15,830 Это была Беверли Лонг из Индианаполиса. Аплодисменты!
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:18,420 Хорошо, а сейчас, под песню
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:21,160 "В Моём Переднем Кармане Есть Кое-что Для Тебя"
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,200 выступает чемпион штата Колорадо,
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,870 Леопольд "Баттерс" Стотч!
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,485 В моём переднем кармане есть кое-что для тебя
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:35,860 Почему бы тебе не залезть в мой карман и не посмотреть, что это
00:15:35,895 --> 00:15:38,580 А потом схватиться за это, оно только для тебя
00:15:38,590 --> 00:15:41,425 Слегка сжать и спросить "как дела?"
00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:44,370 Кое-что в моём кармане, Кое-что в моём кармане,
00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:46,420 Кое-что в моём кармане -
00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:00,590 Пол. Пол!
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,990 Нет! Нееет! Неееееееееееееееет!
00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:19,760 Ладно, дети, давайте порепетируем!
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:23,060 У нас не так уж много времени, а вам нужно стать как можно более хорошей танцевальной группой.
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,690 Я думаю нам надо...
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:26,050 Ого.
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:32,020 Это... танцевальная труппа?
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,750 Да, блин, лучшие танцоры, которых может предложить Саут-Парк.
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,640 О, Боже.
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,920 Ладно, почему бы вам не показать мне, что мы имеем?
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,970 Я хочу увидеть что вы, ребята, умеете делать!
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,740 О, Боже милостивый.
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,080 Дети, дети!
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,840 Нет, нет, вы всё не так поняли.
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,385 Разве вы не видите, дети?
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:07,730 У вас есть сердце, но у вас нет души.
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:12,890 Нет-нет, стойте. У вас есть душа, но у вас нет сердца.
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,740 Не-не, забудьте.
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,120 У вас есть и сердце и душа,
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,310 но у вас нет таланта.
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,330 Нас поимеют в субботу, ведь так?
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,220 Что? Я не хочу, чтобы меня поимели.
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:26,350 Да, ты не говорил нам, что нас могут поиметь.
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,690 Ну так в этом-то весь и смысл всего этого дела
00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:30,080 ребята вернулись и сказали что нас поимели и мы были как...
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,920 Ладно, ладно, тише, дети!
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:33,985 Никого не поимеют если я смогу вам помочь.
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,135 Нам просто нужно напрячься, брать больше, кидать дальше
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:39,020 и надеяться на то что команда соперников может заболеть раком.
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,020 Чего тебе нужно?
00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:52,860 Я пришёл чтобы ещё раз попросить тебя присоединиться к нам. Все мы очень усердно тренируемся, но...
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,200 Я думаю, без тебя у нас ничего не получится.
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,480 Извини, Стэн. Я больше не танцую.
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,810 Я завязал.
00:17:58,850 --> 00:18:01,300 Твоя мама говорит, что ты был одним из лучших танцоров в стране.
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,680 А она говорила тебе, что мои танцы убили восьмерых человек?
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:06,520 Да. Она сказала, что у тебя слетела туфля. Это не твоя вина.
00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:09,680 Ага, скажи это их семьям.
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:13,200 Слушай, Баттерс, несчастные случаи иногда случаются. Нам нужно научиться с этим жить.
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,430 Я убил этих людей! Старик, неужели ты этого не понимаешь?!
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,110 Восемь человек погибло!
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,980 Ну, вообще-то девять. Одна из женщин была беременна.
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,100 Что?
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:23,990 Или одиннадцать, если считать тех двоих родственников которые после этого покончили с собой.
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,850 Но это не важно, Баттерс!
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:27,810 Важно то что происходит сейчас! Началось!
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,710 И что если людям, которым нужно, чтобы ты выступил!
00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:31,935 Послушай, никому не нравится принимать вызов.
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:35,875 Но состязание с другими людьми и их лица, говорящие "Ха-ха! Я лучше чем ты!" - это часть жизни.
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:40,590 И если ты не можешь с этим смириться, то можешь сидеть здесь и играть в Lego, пока не станешь стариком.
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,790 Убирайся из моей комнаты, Стэн!
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,020 Прекрасно.
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:48,690 Но однажды тебе придётся перестать бежать от того что случилось и научиться с этим справляться.
00:18:48,725 --> 00:18:51,900 Иначе можешь сразу уезжать во Францию вместе с остальными бабами.
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,100 Да-а-а, по-о-оприветствуем!
00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:10,090 Леди и джентльмены,
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:11,855 все вы пришли сюда за развлечением!
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:15,160 Какая бы команда сегодня не выиграла, запомните их лица,
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,720 потому что в следующий раз вы их увидите...
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,707 в следующем клипе Лил Ким!
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,660 Поприветствуем Лил Ким!
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,660 Ну чё, ниггеры?!
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,235 Это будет сложная схватка.
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:30,160 Итак, поприветствуем команду ОО!
00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:36,750 И их соперников, Diggitys из Саут-Парка!
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:41,570 С ума сойти, старик.
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,830 Ааа, да.
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,430 Хорошо. Шоу начинается!
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,220 Танцоры - на выход!
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,720 Стэн. Стэн, у нас большая проблема.
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,540 - Что? - Джеффи. Он потянул лодыжку.
00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:57,110 Что случилось?
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,630 Он подскользнулся во время тренировки.
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,310 - Выходите, дураки! Вы будете танцевать, или как?! - Он может двигаться?
00:20:03,730 --> 00:20:06,910 - Аа, что нам делать, Шеф? - По правилам у вас должно быть пять танцоров.
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,930 У нас нет выбора, дети. Мы должны отказаться от участия.
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:11,660 Похоже что они даже не собираются танцевать.
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:14,900 Они слишком испугались! Похоже, что мы их уже поимели!
00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:22,780 Эй!
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:25,130 Я всё ещё могу с вам танцевать, ребята?
00:20:25,630 --> 00:20:27,660 - Баттерс! - Отлично!
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,600 Хорошо, давайте начнём! Ди-Джей! Поставь нам горячий трек!
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,090 Ааааа!
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,630 Нет! Иисусе, только не снова!
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:07,800 Убейте его!
00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:18,980 Друзья, кажется, команда ОО мертва.
00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:22,930 Это означает, что победители - Diggitys из Саут-Парка!
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:26,390 - Хорошо! - Отлично! Мы сделали это!
00:21:26,430 --> 00:21:28,500 - Всё хорошо, Баттерс! - Ты сделал это!
00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:30,460 Ты сделал это, сынок! Ты сделал это!
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,340 Отлично, Баттерс!
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:37,550 Неет! Неет! Нееееет!
00:21:40,350 --> 00:21:45,100 Перевод: vlish@gorodok. net Синхронизация: Guy Tare Pour: South Park Team
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00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,015 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,521 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,398 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,904 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,957 Dude, these little remote- control cars are kick-ass.
00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,542 Sweet. I made mine go off the jump.
00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,545 Dude, my car sucks. I got to get a new one.
00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,881 Hey, who are those kids?
00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:56,348 ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:57,892 ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,685 Yeah! How do you like that, y'all?
00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,146 Let's bring it to these losers.
00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,689 Aw, yeah!
00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,525 What you got, huh? You got nothing!
00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,527 - ♪ Let's see you ♪ - Damn!
00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,362 You just got served.
00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:12,823 - All right. - Yeah!
00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:13,991 Aw, man.
00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,410 - Oh! - He got you, too.
00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,079 Now, <i>that</i> kid is getting served.
00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:19,121 Uh-huh.
00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,915 - Oh! - Oh!
00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,917 - ♪ You got nothing on me ♪ - Oh, man. Look at them.
00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:24,668 They know they can't trip to that.
00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:25,795 Yeah. We're out of here.
00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,880 - That was smokin'. - They didn't do nothing.
00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,341 Sorry, y'all, but try not to let it sting too bad.
00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,926 You got served.
00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,511 - Yeah. - Come on.
00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,096 - They had nothing! - Let's go, y'all!
00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:36,514 Come on, y'all.
00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,850 What the hell just happened?
00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:44,396 Oh, hello, there, children.
00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:47,358 Chef, we just got served.
00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,318 Oh, boy.
00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,571 Well, come on inside, children. I'll make you some cocoa.
00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,991 Have a seat, children. Just try to relax and breathe.
00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,244 - Are you all okay? - Yeah.
00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:01,664 All right. Now, where did you get served?
00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,207 Over at the True-Value parking lot.
00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,167 It was just these kids we never saw before showed up,
00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,627 and they were, like, really good dancers,
00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,504 and we don't really understand what it means, but I guess --
00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,214 Okay, okay. Relax, children.
00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,591 Relax. It's all over now.
00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,718 Just try to calm down and sit tight.
00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:17,388 I'm gonna call your parents and let them know you're okay.
00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,559 Mrs. Marsh. Hi. It's Chef.
00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,102 Yeah, I'm good.
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,647 Listen, Stan and his friends just got served.
00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:29,275 Yeah. Yeah. Over at the True-Value.
00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,278 No, no. He's fine. They're all fine.
00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:33,863 Yeah. It was some kids from out of town.
00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,948 Apparently they were pretty good dancers.
00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,242 They really let 'em have it.
00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,412 Here, Stanley.
00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:42,872 I made your favorite potato dish.
00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,540 I want you to feel better, okay?
00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,917 What's the matter with him?
00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:50,171 Oh, Stan got served at school today.
00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,006 You got served? By who?
00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:53,591 Some kids from Orange County.
00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,426 Let's not make a big deal out of it.
00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,469 So w-- So what'd you do? Did you dance back?
00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,345 No.
00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,556 What, you got served and just stood there and took it?
00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,309 - That was the right thing to do. - No. That's crap, Sharon.
00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,186 Stanley, when somebody challenges you to dance,
00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:06,437 you have to dance back at them,
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,813 or else they'll think you're weak.
00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,440 But, Dad, I don't know how to dance or nothing.
00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:10,941 Then it's about time you learned.
00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,067 Put on some loose-fitting clothes
00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,194 and meet me in the garage.
00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,321 - But, Dad -- - Now!
00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,991 All right, son. Dancing is all about a frame of mind.
00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,034 Now, I'm not telling you
00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,119 to go around challenging other kids to dance,
00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,829 but when they challenge you,
00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:27,583 you just look 'em straight in the eye and give 'em this.
00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,251 ♪ Don't tell my heart ♪
00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,337 ♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,839 ♪ I just don't think he'd understand ♪
00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,090 Come on, Stan.
00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,301 ♪ And if you tell my heart ♪
00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,053 ♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,764 ♪ He might blow up and kill this man ♪
00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,308 Six, seven, eight.
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,606 Dude, that is a sweet R.C. car.
00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,024 Yeah. Let's go race it right now.
00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,235 Well, what we got here?
00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,487 It's the white boys that got served yesterday.
00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:00,032 You want a little more, homeboys?
00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,575 We're not interested, thanks.
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,286 You're not interested? Not interested in this?
00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,705 ♪ You can't step to my group, so don't try it ♪
00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,041 ♪ You can't burn with my pipe, so don't light it ♪
00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,335 ♪ I'm on the O.C. crew, and I'm better than you ♪
00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,837 - ♪ You like to suck my balls ♪ - Oh, Lord! Look at those moves!
00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:16,173 Ooh, they are dishing it out!
00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,425 Oh, man! They are getting served!
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,470 Ooh, it's getting hot out here.
00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,554 Have mercy!
00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,352 Getting served!
00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,112 ♪ Don't tell my heart ♪
00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,780 ♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,491 ♪ I just don't think he'd understand ♪
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:47,413 - Oh! - Oh, Lord!
00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,498 - Yes! - ♪ He might blow up... ♪
00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,500 Yeah! Go, Stan!
00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,419 Oh, no! No! Stop, Stan!
00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:54,878 You don't know what you're doing!
00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,678 All right, Stan!
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,431 Ha! You just got F'd in the "A."
00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:06,432 What?
00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,434 Yeah! <i>You</i> got served!
00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:09,810 - Yeah! All right! - That's right.
00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:10,978 No, no, no!
00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,314 Okay. All right.
00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,357 We got served.
00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,902 So now I guess...it's on.
00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,238 What?
00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,990 This Saturday -- our top five dancers
00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,325 against your top five dancers.
00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,160 O.C. Convention Center. It's on!
00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:27,786 - Ooh, it's on! - Ooh, it's on!
00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,121 Oh, Lord! It's on!
00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,832 Oh, damn it! I knew that was gonna happen.
00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,292 We'll see you Saturday, fools.
00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,085 And you better have a lot better dancers with you
00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,129 than those losers, 'cause it's on!
00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,047 - It's on. - It's on.
00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,048 - It is <i>on!</i> - It's on.
00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,675 - Saturday it's on. - It's on on Saturday.
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,136 Stan, what the hell did you dance back for?
00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,554 I thought I was supposed to.
00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,181 Now you've got to compete against them
00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,099 in a dance competition on Saturday.
00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,309 But why?
00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,687 Because if you get served and serve them back, then it's on.
00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,065 Don't you know anything?
00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,860 Well, nice going, Randy.
00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,862 Really great advice you gave our son here.
00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,072 What?
00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,908 Those kids showed up to serve Stan again, and he danced back.
00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,326 So what happened?
00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,994 It's on.
00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,347 Come on, now. Keep it tight.
00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,812 Good! Now watch that timing, Gill T.
00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,358 - All right! - All right!
00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,859 - We are bad-ass! - Yeah, that was tight.
00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,778 Not bad, kids. Not bad.
00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,655 Not bad? South Park doesn't stand a chance!
00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:45,906 I heard that.
00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,074 All right. It was good.
00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,910 But we don't want <i>good.</i> We want pain!
00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,161 Uh, excuse me.
00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,371 Yeah?
00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,206 Hi. Uh, my name's Randy Marsh.
00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,125 I'm -- I'm Stan Marsh's father.
00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,918 Oh, so you're the father of the boy
00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,045 who's gonna get F'd in the "A" on Saturday.
00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,880 - Damn! - Ooh!
00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:02,923 He told him!
00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,217 Uh, listen, i-it was my fault
00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,636 that Stanley served your boys the other day.
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,721 I told him to do it, and I --
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,349 W-Well, look, I j-- I just came down here to tell you...
00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,101 i-it's not on.
00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:15,644 Oh, it's on.
00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,312 No, no, no. It's not on.
00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:19,064 Oh, it's on, all right.
00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,024 It isn't on. Nothing's on.
00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:21,984 It's off.
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,569 It's on.
00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:25,028 I'm keeping my son home Saturday.
00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,280 I just came by to let you know
00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,449 so you can put a stop to all this.
00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:30,284 Goodbye.
00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:32,244 Hold on a second, clam head!
00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,579 You think you can just roll in here
00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,914 and tell us it's not on when it very clearly <i>is</i> on?
00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,375 You're just trying to make us not practice, aren't you?
00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,711 Because you know that your kids are going down
00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,171 when my kids give them this.
00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,505 Give me some muzak, Gill T.
00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,299 ♪ Check this out ♪
00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,970 Yeah! You like that?
00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,638 - Ooh, man! - Oh, Lord!
00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,020 Ooh! He is getting served!
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:05,777 Randy?
00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,362 Randy! Oh, my God!
00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:09,031 What happened to him, Doctor?
00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,867 He got served. Worst I've ever seen.
00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,535 Old fool went down to the O.C.
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,496 to try to reason with the other team,
00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,706 and he got served up something fierce.
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,999 Oh, Lord.
00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,127 His dancing was so fast. I...couldn't do anything.
00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,547 His moves were so original, so inventive.
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,384 Shh. Relax, Mr. Marsh.
00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,970 We just got the X-rays back.
00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,264 He mostly got served here and here,
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,808 but the worst serving was here, in the pelvis region.
00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,977 The road to recovery will be a long one.
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,522 Boy, you must really want to take it
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,524 to those Orange County kids now, huh, Stan?
00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,483 You kidding?
00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,151 Stan's probably ready to pounce on them
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,694 after what they did to his father.
00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,948 I-I don't know. He -- He seems all right.
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,282 I can only imagine the rage
00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,825 that's building inside you, Stan.
00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:57,371 I bet you can't wait to outdance those O.C. bastards!
00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,414 Stan? Stan!
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,542 Yeah. I'm -- I'm right here, Dad.
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,876 Stan, listen to me.
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:03,961 I don't want you feeling
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,380 like you have to do that competition now to avenge me.
00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,215 - Okay. Good. - But I know I can't stop you
00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,466 from doing it.
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,761 So all I can say is... give 'em hell, son.
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,555 Give 'em hell.
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,811 God damn it.
00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,277 Hey, guys.
00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,445 Uh, you guys know how to dance, right?
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,155 Of course we know how to dance.
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,408 Cool, because there's this competition on Saturday.
00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,577 And I have to find the very best dancers in South Park
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,744 to be on my crew.
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,538 My friends can't do it because they suck ass,
00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:40,872 so will you be in my dance troupe?
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,332 Dance troupe? Please.
00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,875 We don't dance like those Britney
00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,460 and Justin wannabes at school.
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,796 Goth kids dance to express pain and suffering.
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,798 Yeah, the only cool way to dance is to keep your hands
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,633 at your sides and your eyes looking at the ground.
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,469 Then every three seconds, you take a drag on your cigarette.
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,025 Okay. That will work fine.
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,027 Listen, there's a dance competition this Saturday,
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,154 and I need good dancers so I don't get served.
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,155 No way.
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,198 Dancing is something you do alone in your room
00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,241 at 3:00 in the morning.
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,368 Please. Our whole town's reputation is at stake.
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,162 - Won't any of you do it? - I'm not doing it.
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,664 Being in a dance group is totally conformist.
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,376 Yeah. I'm not conforming to some dance-off regulations.
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,669 I'm not doing it either.
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,255 I'm the biggest nonconformist of all.
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,633 I'm such a nonconformist
00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,801 that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you.
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,720 - Okay. I'll do it. - Great!
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,682 Whoa. I think we just got put in our place.
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,018 Yeah. We just got goth-served.
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,312 We got to find three other kids that can dance.
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,897 We should go to the arcade.
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,023 The arcade?
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,691 Yeah. There's this Asian kid named Yao.
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,527 He's an expert at that Dance Dance Revolution game.
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,164 - Dude, he's incredible. - He should be.
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,375 He's here playing that game every single day after school.
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,752 I think he's spent about $6,000 on it so far.
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,016 Hey, kid, you're pretty good.
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,309 How'd you like to join our dance troupe?
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,396 You mean dancing without a machine telling you what to do?
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,731 - Yeah. - That's stupid.
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,483 Dude, we need you.
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,943 I can't dance without the machine.
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,153 It's all right. My friend Chef is gonna coach us.
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,780 Okay. I'll give it a shot.
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,031 All right! That's three.
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,825 - Dude, we need a girl. - Huh?
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,451 We can't be a dance troupe with just guys.
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,911 People will think we're fags.
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,204 Oh, yeah.
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,456 Wait a minute. I know just where to go.
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,716 Hi, guys. Welcome to Raisins. Three of you?
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,968 We were just hoping we could talk to you guys real quick.
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,010 You have to buy wings
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,346 if you want to talk to the Raisins girls.
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,349 We're putting all the best dancers in South Park together
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,726 to beat Orange County.
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,727 Wow. That sounds great.
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,770 I always wanted to try my dancing somewhere else.
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,480 - So you'll do it? - Why not?
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,107 All right. We just need one more person.
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,651 We should get that kid that was state champion in tap dancing.
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,404 What? The state tap champion is from here? Who?
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:20,323 I think his name was Leopold Stotch or something.
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,700 Leopold Stotch?
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,702 Wait a minute. You mean...
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,620 ♪ Loo loo loo, I've got some apples ♪
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,289 ♪ Loo loo loo, you've got some, too ♪
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,123 ♪ Loo loo loo -- ♪
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,916 Butters, you have some visitors.
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,543 Oh! Well, hi there, everybody!
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,837 Butters, there's gonna be a competition this Saturday,
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422 and we want you to join our troupe.
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923 Wow! Neato! A competition?
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,050 I'd love to! What kind of competition is it?
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:39,968 It's a dance-off.
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,596 We heard you were tap-dancing state champion two years ago.
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,767 No.
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,101 But you were, weren't you?
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,770 Y-You went to the nationals in Nebraska!
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:53,106 No. No, no, no, no. No, no! No!
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,485 No! No, no, no, no!
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,528 Butters? Butters!
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,280 We just asked him to join our dance troupe.
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,615 We heard he was state tap champion.
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,326 Oh. Oh, dear.
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,619 I'm sorry, kids.
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:09,039 It's just that Butters hasn't danced since the tragedy.
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,123 A tragedy?
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,252 I'm sorry, kids. You'll have to go.
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,422 Damn it. Where are we gonna get our fifth member?
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,217 I heard about this guy in Como who has a duck that can dance.
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,010 A duck? Dude, don't be stupid.
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,804 Those O.C. kids are professional dancers.
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,556 There's got to be one other talented person in South Park.
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,847 All right. So you're sure he can dance?
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,183 Oh, yeah. There he is. That's Jeffy.
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,105 That don't look like a dancing duck to me.
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815 Well, that's 'cause it needs music.
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,692 H-Here you go, Jeffy.
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,904 ♪ You do a line, and I'll do a line, honey ♪
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,991 ♪ You do a line, and I'll do a line, babe ♪
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,617 ♪ You do a line, and I'll do a line ♪
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,494 ♪ We'll fight and screw till the morning time ♪
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,330 ♪ Honey, baby mine ♪
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,791 ♪ You do a line, and I'll do a line, honey ♪
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,835 I-Is that the only song he'll dance to?
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,379 No, no. He'll dance to anything. See?
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,716 ♪ You snort K, and I'll snort K, honey ♪
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,176 ♪ You snort K, and I'll snort K, babe ♪
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,011 ♪ You snort K... ♪
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,513 My friends, I think we have ourselves a dance troupe.
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,725 ♪ Honey, baby mine ♪
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,685 Butters?
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,022 Butters, come on, sweetie. It's gonna be okay.
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,523 Come on, Butters.
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,734 You went through a lot of therapy for this.
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,612 That was almost two years ago, sweetie.
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,572 Two years ago.
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,157 Two years ago.
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,331 That was Beverly Long from Indianapolis, folks.
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,332 Let her hear it.
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,043 All right, and now dancing to the song
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,629 "I've Got Something in My Front Pocket for You,"
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:25,550 here is Colorado State champion Leopold "Butters" Stotch!
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,973 ♪ I've got something in my front pocket for you ♪
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,310 ♪ Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is? ♪
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,686 ♪ There -- grab onto it ♪
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,104 ♪ It's just for you ♪
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,107 ♪ Give a little squeeze and say, "How do ya do?" ♪
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,692 ♪ There's something in my front pocket ♪
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,194 ♪ There's something in my front pocket ♪
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,654 ♪ There's something in my front pocket -- ♪
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,821 Whoop.
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,907 Aah!
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,334 Paul? Paul?!
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,554 No! No!
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,556 N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,646 All right, children. Let's get to rehearsing.
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,814 We don't have much time,
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,149 and you've got to become the best dance group you can be.
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,693 I think we should --
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,194 Whoa.
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,033 <i>This</i> is the dance troupe?
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,786 Yeah, dude. The best dancers South Park has to offer.
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,080 Oh, boy. All right.
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,873 Well, why don't you show me what you got?
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,750 I want to see what you kids can do!
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,211 ♪ You can't step to my group, so don't try it ♪
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,255 ♪ You can't burn with my pipe, so don't light it ♪
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,841 ♪ I'm on the East floor crew, and I'm better than you ♪
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,218 ♪ You like to suck my balls, don't deny it ♪
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,387 ♪ You can't pop it like me, so don't go there ♪
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,806 ♪ You'll never find a bigger bitch player nowhere ♪
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,142 ♪ I put my jimmy in a ho, start off slow ♪
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,143 ♪ I'm a good listener ♪
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,769 Oh, Lord have mercy.
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,814 Children, children! No, no. You got it all wrong.
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,190 Don't you see, children?
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:08,194 You have the heart, but you don't have the soul.
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,195 No, no. Wait.
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,949 You have the soul, but you don't have the heart.
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,743 No, no. Scratch that.
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,664 You have the heart <i>and</i> the soul, but you don't have the talent.
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,375 We're gonna get served on Saturday, aren't we?
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,169 What? I don't want to get served.
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,379 Yeah. You didn't tell us we might get served!
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,465 That was the whole point was these guys came down
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,175 and they said we were gonna get served if we don't --
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,885 All right, all right. Quiet, children!
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,970 Now, nobody's getting served if I can help it.
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,139 We just got to buckle down, dig deep,
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267 and pray that maybe the other team comes down with cancer.
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,110 What do you want?
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,237 I came to ask you one more time to join the crew.
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,572 Everyone is practicing really hard,
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,783 but I don't think we have any kind of shot without you.
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,327 Sorry, Stan. I'm not a dancer anymore.
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,745 I gave that up.
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,247 Your mom says you were one of the best dancers in the country.
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,750 Did she also tell you my dancing got eight people killed?
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,460 Yeah. She said your shoe came off.
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,836 - It wasn't your fault. - Yeah.
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,631 Well, you tell that to their families.
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,301 Look, Butters. Accidents happen. We all have to live with that.
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,552 I let those people down!
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,846 Don't you get it, man? Eight people died!
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,141 Well, it was nine, actually. One of the women was pregnant.
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:20,850 What?
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,685 And 11 if you count the two family members
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,853 that killed themselves afterwards.
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,897 - Aah! - That isn't the point, Butters.
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,857 The point is that this is now. It's on.
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,609 And there are people who need you to step up.
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,569 Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge,
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,905 but competing against other people and getting in their face
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,032 and saying, "Ha ha. I'm better than you" is part of life.
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,408 And if you can't face that,
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,077 you might as well just sit here and play with Legos
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,745 until you're an old man.
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,872 Get out of my room, Stan.
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,374 Fine.
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,085 But someday you're gonna have to stop running
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753 from what happened and start dealing with it.
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,255 Otherwise you might as well move to France
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,881 with all the other pussies.
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,978 Yeah! Make some noise!
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,734 Ladies and gentlemen, man, y'all in for a treat.
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,029 Whichever crew wins tonight, you want to remember their faces
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,823 'cause the next time you see them
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,825 will be in Lil' Kim's next video!
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,535 Give it up for Lil' Kim!
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,372 What's up, niggas?
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,208 This is gonna be a rough battle, y'all.
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,211 So let's give it up for the O.C. crew!
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,801 And the challengers, the South Park Diggities.
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,472 Man, it is about to get crazy up in here.
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,016 Aw, yeah.
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,393 All right, y'all. It's showtime.
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,312 Dancers to the floor.
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,648 Stan -- Stan, we have a big problem.
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,691 - What? - It's Jeffy.
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,984 He sprained his ankle.
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,113 What happened?!
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,449 He was practicing the 6/8 count and slipped on the floor.
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,492 Come on, fools. You dancing or what?
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,536 Can he move it?
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,746 Aw, what do we do, Chef?
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,915 Rules are you have to have five dancers.
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,834 We have no choice, children. We have to forfeit.
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,669 Looks like they ain't even gonna dance.
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,670 They're too scared.
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,964 Looks like they already got served!
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,141 Hey. Can I still dance with you guys?
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,477 - Butters! - All right!
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,105 All right! Come on! Let's do this.
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,608 Deejay, give us a hot track.
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,110 ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,779 ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,781 ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,407 ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,117 ♪ Let's see you ♪
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,619 ♪ Let's see you ♪
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579 ♪ Dance, sucka ♪
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,003 ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,129 ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,174 ♪ Let's see you dance ♪
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,384 Whaa!
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,054 Aah!
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,473 No! Jesus! Not again!
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,059 Let's get out of here!
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,404 Folks...it looks like the O.C. crew is dead.
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:22,782 That means the winner is the South Park Diggities!
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,825 - Whoo! - Yeah!
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,575 All right!
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,411 All right! We did it!
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,371 - All right, Butters! - All right, Butters! You did it.
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,581 You did it, son. You did it.
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,833 - All right, Butters! - You did it!
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835 - Good going, Butters! - Yeah, Butters!
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,461 No! No!
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,338 N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,341 ♪ I've got something in my front pocket for you ♪
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,594 ♪ Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is? ♪
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,431 ♪ Then grab onto it, it's just for you ♪
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,434 ♪ Give a little squeeze and say, "how do ya do?" ♪
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,978 ♪ Something in my front pocket for you ♪
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,855 ♪ Why don't you reach on in my pocket ♪
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,231 ♪ And see what it is? ♪
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,357 ♪ There -- grab onto it ♪
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,859 ♪ It's just for you ♪
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,987 ♪ Give a little squeeze and say, "How do ya do?" ♪
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,530 ♪ There's something in my front pocket ♪
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,073 ♪ There's something in my front pocket ♪

00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,015 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,521 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,398 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,904 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:37,079 [ Whirring ]
00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,957 Dude, these little remote- control cars are kick-ass.
00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,542 Sweet. I made mine go off the jump.
00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,545 Dude, my car sucks. I got to get a new one.
00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,881 Hey, who are those kids?
00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:56,348 ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:57,892 ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,685 Yeah! How do you like that, y'all?
00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,146 Let's bring it to these losers.
00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,689 Aw, yeah!
00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,525 What you got, huh? You got nothing!
00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,527 - ♪ Let's see you ♪ - Damn!
00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,362 You just got served.
00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:12,823 - All right. - Yeah!
00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:13,991 Aw, man.
00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,410 - Oh! - He got you, too.
00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,079 Now, <i>that</i> kid is getting served.
00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:19,121 Uh-huh.
00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,915 - Oh! - Oh!
00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,917 - ♪ You got nothing on me ♪ - Oh, man. Look at them.
00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:24,668 They know they can't trip to that.
00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:25,795 Yeah. We're out of here.
00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,880 - That was smokin'. - They didn't do nothing.
00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,341 Sorry, y'all, but try not to let it sting too bad.
00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,926 - [ Laughs ] - You got served.
00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,511 - [ Laughs ] Yeah. - Come on.
00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,096 - They had nothing! - Let's go, y'all!
00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:36,514 Come on, y'all.
00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,850 What the hell just happened?
00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,019 [ Doorbell rings ]
00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:44,396 Oh, hello, there, children.
00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:47,358 Chef, we just got served.
00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,318 - [ Down-tempo music plays ] - Oh, boy.
00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,571 Well, come on inside, children. I'll make you some cocoa.
00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,991 Have a seat, children. Just try to relax and breathe.
00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,244 - Are you all okay? - Yeah.
00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:01,664 All right. Now, where did you get served?
00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,207 Over at the True-Value parking lot.
00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,167 It was just these kids we never saw before showed up,
00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,627 and they were, like, really good dancers,
00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,504 and we don't really understand what it means, but I guess --
00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,214 Okay, okay. Relax, children.
00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,591 Relax. It's all over now.
00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,718 Just try to calm down and sit tight.
00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:17,388 I'm gonna call your parents and let them know you're okay.
00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,056 [ Telephone rings ]
00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,559 Mrs. Marsh. Hi. It's Chef.
00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,102 Yeah, I'm good.
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,647 Listen, Stan and his friends just got served.
00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:29,275 Yeah. Yeah. Over at the True-Value.
00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,278 No, no. He's fine. They're all fine.
00:02:32,403 --> 00:02:33,863 Yeah. It was some kids from out of town.
00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,948 Apparently they were pretty good dancers.
00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:38,242 They really let 'em have it.
00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,412 Here, Stanley.
00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:42,872 I made your favorite potato dish.
00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,540 I want you to feel better, okay?
00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,917 What's the matter with him?
00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:50,171 Oh, Stan got served at school today.
00:02:50,296 --> 00:02:52,006 You got served? By who?
00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:53,591 Some kids from Orange County.
00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:55,426 Let's not make a big deal out of it.
00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,469 So w-- So what'd you do? Did you dance back?
00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,345 No.
00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:00,556 What, you got served and just stood there and took it?
00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,309 - That was the right thing to do. - No. That's crap, Sharon.
00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,186 Stanley, when somebody challenges you to dance,
00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:06,437 you have to dance back at them,
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:07,813 or else they'll think you're weak.
00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,440 But, Dad, I don't know how to dance or nothing.
00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:10,941 Then it's about time you learned.
00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,067 Put on some loose-fitting clothes
00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,194 and meet me in the garage.
00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:15,321 - But, Dad -- - Now!
00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,991 All right, son. Dancing is all about a frame of mind.
00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,034 Now, I'm not telling you
00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:22,119 to go around challenging other kids to dance,
00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,829 but when they challenge you,
00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:27,583 you just look 'em straight in the eye and give 'em this.
00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,251 ♪ Don't tell my heart ♪
00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,337 ♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,839 ♪ I just don't think he'd understand ♪
00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,090 Come on, Stan.
00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,301 ♪ And if you tell my heart ♪
00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,053 ♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,764 ♪ He might blow up and kill this man ♪
00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,308 Six, seven, eight.
00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,771 [ Birds chirping ]
00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,606 Dude, that is a sweet R.C. car.
00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,024 Yeah. Let's go race it right now.
00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,235 Well, what we got here?
00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,487 It's the white boys that got served yesterday.
00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,364 [ Laughter ]
00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:00,032 You want a little more, homeboys?
00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,575 We're not interested, thanks.
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,286 You're not interested? Not interested in this?
00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,705 ♪ You can't step to my group, so don't try it ♪
00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,041 ♪ You can't burn with my pipe, so don't light it ♪
00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,335 ♪ I'm on the O.C. crew, and I'm better than you ♪
00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,837 - ♪ You like to suck my balls ♪ - Oh, Lord! Look at those moves!
00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:16,173 Ooh, they are dishing it out!
00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,425 Oh, man! They are getting served!
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,470 Ooh, it's getting hot out here.
00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,554 Have mercy!
00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:26,058 [ Music continues, crowd shouting
00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,352 MAN: Getting served!
00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,646 [ Click, music stops ]
00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,112 ♪ Don't tell my heart ♪
00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:39,780 ♪ My achy breaky heart ♪
00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,491 ♪ I just don't think he'd understand ♪
00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:45,577 [ Crowd shouting ]
00:04:45,703 --> 00:04:47,413 - Oh! - Oh, Lord!
00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:49,498 - Yes! - ♪ He might blow up... ♪
00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,500 Yeah! Go, Stan!
00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,419 Oh, no! No! Stop, Stan!
00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:54,878 You don't know what you're doing!
00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,383 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:02,678 All right, Stan!
00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,431 Ha! You just got F'd in the "A."
00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:06,432 What?
00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:08,434 Yeah! <i>You</i> got served!
00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:09,810 - Yeah! All right! - That's right.
00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:10,978 No, no, no!
00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,314 Okay. All right.
00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,357 We got served.
00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,902 So now I guess...it's on.
00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:21,238 - [ Dramatic music plays ] - What?
00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,990 This Saturday -- our top five dancers
00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,325 against your top five dancers.
00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,160 O.C. Convention Center. It's on!
00:05:26,285 --> 00:05:27,786 - Ooh, it's on! - Ooh, it's on!
00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,121 Oh, Lord! It's on!
00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,832 Oh, damn it! I knew that was gonna happen.
00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,292 We'll see you Saturday, fools.
00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,085 And you better have a lot better dancers with you
00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,129 than those losers, 'cause it's on!
00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:38,047 - It's on. - It's on.
00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,048 - It is <i>on!</i> - It's on.
00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:41,675 - Saturday it's on. - It's on on Saturday.
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,136 Stan, what the hell did you dance back for?
00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,554 I thought I was supposed to.
00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,181 Now you've got to compete against them
00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,099 in a dance competition on Saturday.
00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,309 But why?
00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:53,687 Because if you get served and serve them back, then it's on.
00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:56,065 Don't you know anything?
00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,860 Well, nice going, Randy.
00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:01,862 Really great advice you gave our son here.
00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,072 What?
00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:05,908 Those kids showed up to serve Stan again, and he danced back.
00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,326 So what happened?
00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,994 It's on.
00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:14,041 [ Up-tempo music playing ]
00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,347 Come on, now. Keep it tight.
00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,812 Good! Now watch that timing, Gill T.
00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:37,981 [ Music ends ]
00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,358 - All right! - All right!
00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,859 - We are bad-ass! - Yeah, that was tight.
00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,778 Not bad, kids. Not bad.
00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,655 Not bad? South Park doesn't stand a chance!
00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:45,906 I heard that.
00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,074 All right. It was good.
00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,910 But we don't want <i>good.</i> We want pain!
00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,161 Uh, excuse me.
00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,371 Yeah?
00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,206 Hi. Uh, my name's Randy Marsh.
00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,125 I'm -- I'm Stan Marsh's father.
00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,918 Oh, so you're the father of the boy
00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,045 who's gonna get F'd in the "A" on Saturday.
00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,880 - Damn! - Ooh!
00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:02,923 He told him!
00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,217 Uh, listen, i-it was my fault
00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,636 that Stanley served your boys the other day.
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,721 I told him to do it, and I --
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,349 W-Well, look, I j-- I just came down here to tell you...
00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,101 i-it's not on.
00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:15,644 Oh, it's on.
00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,312 No, no, no. It's not on.
00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:19,064 Oh, it's on, all right.
00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,024 It isn't on. Nothing's on.
00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:21,984 It's off.
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,569 It's on.
00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:25,028 I'm keeping my son home Saturday.
00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,280 I just came by to let you know
00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,449 so you can put a stop to all this.
00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:30,284 Goodbye.
00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:32,244 Hold on a second, clam head!
00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,579 You think you can just roll in here
00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,914 and tell us it's not on when it very clearly <i>is</i> on?
00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,375 You're just trying to make us not practice, aren't you?
00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,711 Because you know that your kids are going down
00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,171 when my kids give them this.
00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,505 Give me some muzak, Gill T.
00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,299 - [ Up-tempo music plays ] - ♪ Check this out ♪
00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,970 Yeah! You like that?
00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,638 - Ooh, man! - Oh, Lord!
00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,308 [ Music continues ]
00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,020 Ooh! He is getting served!
00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,483 - [ Monitor beeping ] - [ Groans ]
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:05,777 Randy?
00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,362 Randy! Oh, my God!
00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:09,031 What happened to him, Doctor?
00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,867 He got served. Worst I've ever seen.
00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,535 Old fool went down to the O.C.
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,496 to try to reason with the other team,
00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:17,706 and he got served up something fierce.
00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,999 Oh, Lord.
00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,127 His dancing was so fast. I...couldn't do anything.
00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:25,547 His moves were so original, so inventive.
00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,632 [ Grunts ]
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,384 Shh. Relax, Mr. Marsh.
00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,970 We just got the X-rays back.
00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,264 He mostly got served here and here,
00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,808 but the worst serving was here, in the pelvis region.
00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,977 The road to recovery will be a long one.
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,522 Boy, you must really want to take it
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,524 to those Orange County kids now, huh, Stan?
00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,483 You kidding?
00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,151 Stan's probably ready to pounce on them
00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,694 after what they did to his father.
00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,948 I-I don't know. He -- He seems all right.
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,282 I can only imagine the rage
00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,825 that's building inside you, Stan.
00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:57,371 I bet you can't wait to outdance those O.C. bastards!
00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:59,414 Stan? Stan!
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,542 Yeah. I'm -- I'm right here, Dad.
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,876 Stan, listen to me.
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:03,961 I don't want you feeling
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,380 like you have to do that competition now to avenge me.
00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,215 - Okay. Good. - But I know I can't stop you
00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,466 from doing it.
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,761 So all I can say is... give 'em hell, son.
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,555 [ Weakly ] Give 'em hell.
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,848 [ Mid-tempo music plays ]
00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,811 God damn it.
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,690 [ Mid-tempo music playing ]
00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,277 Hey, guys.
00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,445 Uh, you guys know how to dance, right?
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,155 Of course we know how to dance.
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,408 Cool, because there's this competition on Saturday.
00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,577 And I have to find the very best dancers in South Park
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,744 to be on my crew.
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,538 My friends can't do it because they suck ass,
00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:40,872 so will you be in my dance troupe?
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,332 Dance troupe? Please.
00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,875 We don't dance like those Britney
00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:45,460 and Justin wannabes at school.
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,796 Goth kids dance to express pain and suffering.
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,798 Yeah, the only cool way to dance is to keep your hands
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,633 at your sides and your eyes looking at the ground.
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,469 Then every three seconds, you take a drag on your cigarette.
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,680 [ Music continues ]
00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,025 Okay. That will work fine.
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,027 Listen, there's a dance competition this Saturday,
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,154 and I need good dancers so I don't get served.
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,155 No way.
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,198 Dancing is something you do alone in your room
00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,241 at 3:00 in the morning.
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,368 Please. Our whole town's reputation is at stake.
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,162 - Won't any of you do it? - I'm not doing it.
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,664 Being in a dance group is totally conformist.
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,376 Yeah. I'm not conforming to some dance-off regulations.
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,669 I'm not doing it either.
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,255 I'm the biggest nonconformist of all.
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,633 I'm such a nonconformist
00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,801 that I'm not going to conform with the rest of you.
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,720 - Okay. I'll do it. - Great!
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,682 Whoa. I think we just got put in our place.
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,018 Yeah. We just got goth-served.
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,312 We got to find three other kids that can dance.
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,897 We should go to the arcade.
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,023 The arcade?
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,691 Yeah. There's this Asian kid named Yao.
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,527 He's an expert at that Dance Dance Revolution game.
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,156 [ Up-tempo music playing ]
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,241 [ Woman vocalizing ]
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,164 - Dude, he's incredible. - He should be.
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,375 He's here playing that game every single day after school.
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,752 I think he's spent about $6,000 on it so far.
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,181 [ Music stops ]
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,016 Hey, kid, you're pretty good.
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,309 How'd you like to join our dance troupe?
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,396 You mean dancing without a machine telling you what to do?
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,731 - Yeah. - That's stupid.
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,483 Dude, we need you.
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,943 I can't dance without the machine.
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,153 It's all right. My friend Chef is gonna coach us.
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,780 Okay. I'll give it a shot.
00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,031 All right! That's three.
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,825 - Dude, we need a girl. - Huh?
00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,451 We can't be a dance troupe with just guys.
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,911 People will think we're fags.
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,204 Oh, yeah.
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,456 Wait a minute. I know just where to go.
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,709 [ Rock music playing ]
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,461 [ Indistinct conversations ]
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,716 Hi, guys. Welcome to Raisins. Three of you?
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,968 We were just hoping we could talk to you guys real quick.
00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,010 You have to buy wings
00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,346 if you want to talk to the Raisins girls.
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,349 We're putting all the best dancers in South Park together
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,726 to beat Orange County.
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,727 Wow. That sounds great.
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,770 I always wanted to try my dancing somewhere else.
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,480 - So you'll do it? - Why not?
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,107 All right. We just need one more person.
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,651 We should get that kid that was state champion in tap dancing.
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,404 What? The state tap champion is from here? Who?
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:20,323 I think his name was Leopold Stotch or something.
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,700 Leopold Stotch?
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,702 Wait a minute. You mean...
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,620 ♪ Loo loo loo, I've got some apples ♪
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,289 ♪ Loo loo loo, you've got some, too ♪
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,123 ♪ Loo loo loo -- ♪
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,916 Butters, you have some visitors.
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,543 Oh! Well, hi there, everybody!
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,837 Butters, there's gonna be a competition this Saturday,
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422 and we want you to join our troupe.
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923 Wow! Neato! A competition?
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,050 I'd love to! What kind of competition is it?
00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:39,968 It's a dance-off.
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,596 We heard you were tap-dancing state champion two years ago.
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,890 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,767 No.
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,101 But you were, weren't you?
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,770 Y-You went to the nationals in Nebraska!
00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:53,106 No. No, no, no, no. No, no! No!
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,485 No! No, no, no, no!
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,528 Butters? Butters!
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,280 We just asked him to join our dance troupe.
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,615 We heard he was state tap champion.
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,326 Oh. Oh, dear.
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,619 I'm sorry, kids.
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:09,039 It's just that Butters hasn't danced since the tragedy.
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,123 A tragedy?
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,042 BUTTERS: [ Crying ]
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,252 I'm sorry, kids. You'll have to go.
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,422 Damn it. Where are we gonna get our fifth member?
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,217 I heard about this guy in Como who has a duck that can dance.
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,010 A duck? Dude, don't be stupid.
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,804 Those O.C. kids are professional dancers.
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,556 There's got to be one other talented person in South Park.
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,017 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,910 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,467 [ Screams, sobs ]
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,847 All right. So you're sure he can dance?
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,183 Oh, yeah. There he is. That's Jeffy.
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,228 [ Quacks ]
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,105 That don't look like a dancing duck to me.
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815 Well, that's 'cause it needs music.
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,692 H-Here you go, Jeffy.
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,904 ♪ You do a line, and I'll do a line, honey ♪
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,991 ♪ You do a line, and I'll do a line, babe ♪
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,617 ♪ You do a line, and I'll do a line ♪
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,494 ♪ We'll fight and screw till the morning time ♪
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,330 ♪ Honey, baby mine ♪
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,791 ♪ You do a line, and I'll do a line, honey ♪
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,835 I-Is that the only song he'll dance to?
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,379 No, no. He'll dance to anything. See?
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,716 ♪ You snort K, and I'll snort K, honey ♪
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,176 ♪ You snort K, and I'll snort K, babe ♪
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,011 ♪ You snort K... ♪
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,513 My friends, I think we have ourselves a dance troupe.
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,725 ♪ Honey, baby mine ♪
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,685 Butters?
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,022 Butters, come on, sweetie. It's gonna be okay.
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,523 - [ Knock on door ] - Come on, Butters.
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,734 You went through a lot of therapy for this.
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,612 That was almost two years ago, sweetie.
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,572 Two years ago.
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,157 Two years ago.
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,450 [ Tapping ]
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,786 [Applause ]
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,331 MAN: That was Beverly Long from Indianapolis, folks.
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,332 Let her hear it.
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,043 All right, and now dancing to the song
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,629 "I've Got Something in My Front Pocket for You,"
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:25,550 here is Colorado State champion Leopold "Butters" Stotch!
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,973 ♪ I've got something in my front pocket for you ♪
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,310 ♪ Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is? ♪
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,686 ♪ There -- grab onto it ♪
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,104 ♪ It's just for you ♪
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,107 ♪ Give a little squeeze and say, "How do ya do?" ♪
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,692 ♪ There's something in my front pocket ♪
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,194 ♪ There's something in my front pocket ♪
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,654 ♪ There's something in my front pocket -- ♪
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,821 Whoop.
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,907 - [ Electricity crackling ] - Aah!
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,701 [ Crowd screaming ]
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,334 Paul? Paul?!
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,877 [ Electricity crackling ]
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,756 [ Crowd screaming ]
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,258 [ Screaming ]
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,802 [ Grunts ]
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,554 No! No!
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,556 N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,646 All right, children. Let's get to rehearsing.
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,814 We don't have much time,
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,149 and you've got to become the best dance group you can be.
00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,693 I think we should --
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,194 Whoa.
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,947 [ Quacks ]
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,033 <i>This</i> is the dance troupe?
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,786 Yeah, dude. The best dancers South Park has to offer.
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,080 Oh, boy. All right.
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,873 Well, why don't you show me what you got?
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,750 I want to see what you kids can do!
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,211 ♪ You can't step to my group, so don't try it ♪
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,255 ♪ You can't burn with my pipe, so don't light it ♪
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,841 ♪ I'm on the East floor crew, and I'm better than you ♪
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,218 ♪ You like to suck my balls, don't deny it ♪
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,387 ♪ You can't pop it like me, so don't go there ♪
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,806 ♪ You'll never find a bigger bitch player nowhere ♪
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,142 ♪ I put my jimmy in a ho, start off slow ♪
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,143 ♪ I'm a good listener ♪
00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,769 Oh, Lord have mercy.
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,814 Children, children! No, no. You got it all wrong.
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,190 Don't you see, children?
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:08,194 You have the heart, but you don't have the soul.
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,195 No, no. Wait.
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,949 You have the soul, but you don't have the heart.
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,743 No, no. Scratch that.
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,664 You have the heart <i>and</i> the soul, but you don't have the talent.
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,375 We're gonna get served on Saturday, aren't we?
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,169 What? I don't want to get served.
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,379 Yeah. You didn't tell us we might get served!
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,465 That was the whole point was these guys came down
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,175 and they said we were gonna get served if we don't --
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,885 All right, all right. Quiet, children!
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,970 Now, nobody's getting served if I can help it.
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,139 We just got to buckle down, dig deep,
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267 and pray that maybe the other team comes down with cancer.
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,396 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,110 What do you want?
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,237 I came to ask you one more time to join the crew.
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,572 Everyone is practicing really hard,
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,783 but I don't think we have any kind of shot without you.
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,327 Sorry, Stan. I'm not a dancer anymore.
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,745 I gave that up.
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,247 Your mom says you were one of the best dancers in the country.
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,750 Did she also tell you my dancing got eight people killed?
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,460 Yeah. She said your shoe came off.
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,836 - It wasn't your fault. - Yeah.
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,631 Well, you tell that to their families.
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,301 Look, Butters. Accidents happen. We all have to live with that.
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,552 I let those people down!
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,846 Don't you get it, man? Eight people died!
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,141 Well, it was nine, actually. One of the women was pregnant.
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:20,850 What?
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,685 And 11 if you count the two family members
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,853 that killed themselves afterwards.
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,897 - Aah! - That isn't the point, Butters.
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,857 The point is that this is now. It's on.
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,609 And there are people who need you to step up.
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,569 Look, nobody likes having to rise to a challenge,
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,905 but competing against other people and getting in their face
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,032 and saying, "Ha ha. I'm better than you" is part of life.
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,408 And if you can't face that,
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,077 you might as well just sit here and play with Legos
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,745 until you're an old man.
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,872 Get out of my room, Stan.
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,374 Fine.
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,085 But someday you're gonna have to stop running
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753 from what happened and start dealing with it.
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,255 Otherwise you might as well move to France
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,881 with all the other pussies.
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,307 [ Up-tempo music playing ]
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,978 Yeah! Make some noise!
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,730 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,734 Ladies and gentlemen, man, y'all in for a treat.
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,029 Whichever crew wins tonight, you want to remember their faces
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,823 'cause the next time you see them
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,825 will be in Lil' Kim's next video!
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,535 Give it up for Lil' Kim!
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,372 What's up, niggas?
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,208 This is gonna be a rough battle, y'all.
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,211 So let's give it up for the O.C. crew!
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,298 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,801 And the challengers, the South Park Diggities.
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,052 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,472 Man, it is about to get crazy up in here.
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,016 Aw, yeah.
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,393 All right, y'all. It's showtime.
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,312 MAN: Dancers to the floor.
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,648 Stan -- Stan, we have a big problem.
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,691 - What? - It's Jeffy.
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,984 He sprained his ankle.
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,029 [ Quacks ]
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,113 What happened?!
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,449 He was practicing the 6/8 count and slipped on the floor.
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,492 Come on, fools. You dancing or what?
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,536 - Can he move it? - [ Quacks ]
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,746 Aw, what do we do, Chef?
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,915 Rules are you have to have five dancers.
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,834 We have no choice, children. We have to forfeit.
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,669 Looks like they ain't even gonna dance.
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,670 They're too scared.
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,964 Looks like they already got served!
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:18,218 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,141 Hey. Can I still dance with you guys?
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,477 - Butters! - All right!
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,103 [ Cheers and applause ]
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,105 All right! Come on! Let's do this.
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,608 Deejay, give us a hot track.
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,110 - [ Record scratching ] - ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,779 ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,781 ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,407 ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,117 ♪ Let's see you ♪
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,619 ♪ Let's see you ♪
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579 ♪ Dance, sucka ♪
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,790 [ Music continues ]
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,003 ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,129 ♪ You got nothing on me ♪
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,174 ♪ Let's see you dance ♪
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,384 Whaa!
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,594 [ Electricity crackling ]
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,054 Aah!
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,473 No! Jesus! Not again!
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,599 [ Screams ]
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,059 Let's get out of here!
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,062 [ Dramatic music plays ]
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,404 Folks...it looks like the O.C. crew is dead.
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:22,782 That means the winner is the South Park Diggities!
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,825 - Whoo! - Yeah!
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,575 All right!
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,411 All right! We did it!
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,371 - All right, Butters! - All right, Butters! You did it.
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,581 You did it, son. You did it.
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,833 - All right, Butters! - You did it!
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835 - Good going, Butters! - Yeah, Butters!
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,461 No! No!
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,338 N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,341 ♪ I've got something in my front pocket for you ♪
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,594 ♪ Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is? ♪
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,431 ♪ Then grab onto it, it's just for you ♪
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,434 ♪ Give a little squeeze and say, "how do ya do?" ♪
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,978 ♪ Something in my front pocket for you ♪
00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,855 ♪ Why don't you reach on in my pocket ♪
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,231 ♪ And see what it is? ♪
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,357 ♪ There -- grab onto it ♪
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,859 ♪ It's just for you ♪
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,987 ♪ Give a little squeeze and say, "How do ya do?" ♪
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,530 ♪ There's something in my front pocket ♪
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,073 ♪ There's something in my front pocket ♪

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