Вас только что в’ли в ж’у

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Чуваки, эти радиоуправляемые машинки - просто зашибись.

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Клёво. А моя взлетела с трамплина.

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Чуваки, у меня отсосная машинка. Мне нужна новая.

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Эй, а это что за пацаны?

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Йе, ну как вам, вы!

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Покажем этим неудачникам.

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О- о, йе!

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Ну ты чё, ха?! Да ты ничё!

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Чёрт! Тебя только что поимели!

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О- о, давай, старик!

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- Чувак, ты попал.

- А теперь имеют ЭТОГО пацана!

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А- а, только посмотрите на них!

Они знают, что так не смогут!

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- Да! Двигаем отсюда!

- Зажгли!

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- Они даже ничё не делали!

- Простите, пацаны. Пусть вас это не слишком задевает!

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Вас поимели!

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Идём! Они - ничё. Пойдём, вы!

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Идём, вы!

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...Что это за фигня только что произошла?

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О, привет, дети!

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Шеф, нас только что поимели.

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О, боже... Входите, дети.

Я сделаю вам какао.

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Присаживайтесь, дети.

Просто расслабьтесь, дышите глубоко.

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- С вами всё в порядке?

- Да.

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Хорошо. Так, где вас поимели?

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На парковке "True Value".

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Там появились пацаны, которых мы никогда раньше не видели, и они

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реально хорошо танцевали и мы не очень понимаем, что всё это значит, но наверное...

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Хорошо-хорошо, расслабьтесь, дети.

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Расслабьтесь.

Всё уже закончилось.

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Постарайтесь успокоиться и сидеть спокойно.

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Я позвоню вашим родителям и расскажу им, что с вами всё в порядке.

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Миссис Марш?

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Привет, это Шеф.

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Да, у меня всё хорошо. Послушайте:

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Стэна и его друзей только что поимели.

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Да.

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Да, на парковке "True Value".

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Нет-нет, он в порядке.

С ними со всеми всё в порядке.

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Да, это были какие-то ребята не из нашего города.

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По-видимому, он были довольно хорошими танцорами.

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Они задали им по-взрослому.

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Вот, Стэнли, я приготовила твою любимую картошку.

Я хочу, чтобы ты почувствовал себя лучше, хорошо?

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Что с ним такое?

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О- о... Стэна сегодня поимели в школе.

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Тебя поимели?

Кто?

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- Какие-то пацаны из округа Ориндж.

- Давай не будем делать из этого большой проблемы.

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Так чт- что ты делал?

Ты танцевал в ответ?

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Нет.

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Что? Т-тебя имели и ты просто стоял и терпел?

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Это было правильным поступком.

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Нет, это чушь, Шэрон!

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Стэнли, когда кто-то вызывает тебя на танец,

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ты должен танцевать им в ответ,

иначе они будут думать, что ты слабак.

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Но, пап, я не умею танцевать и вообще.

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Ну, тогда самое время учиться!

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Надень что-нибудь обтягивающее,

встретимся в гараже!

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- Но, пап...

- Сейчас же!

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Хорошо, сын, танец - это прежде всего состояние духа.

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Я не учу тебя шляться тут и там и вызывать других пацанов на танец,

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но когда вызывают тебя,

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просто посмотри им прямо в глаза,

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и ответь им вот этим.

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Давай, Стэн.

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...шесть, семь, восемь.

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Чувак, это крутая радиоуправляемая машинка.

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Ага, пойдём испытаем её прямо сейчас.

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Ну, и что здесь такое?

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Это белые мальчики, которых вчера поимели.

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Хотите ещё немного, земляки?

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- Спасибо, но нам не интересно.

- Вам не интересно?

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Не интересно вот это?

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О, Боже мой, посмотрите на эти движения.

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Оооо, как они выкладываются!

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О боже, их имеют!

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Ооооо, здесь становится жарко!

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Помилуйте!

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- Оооооо, посмотрите на это!

- Боже!

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Их имеют!

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Да! Давай, Стэн!

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О, нет!

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Нет, остановись, Стэн!

Ты не ведаешь, что творишь!

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Молодец, Стэн!

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ХА! Вас только что в'ли в ж!

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- Чё?

- Да! ВАС поимели!

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- Да!

- Так им!

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- Правильно!

- Нет, нет, нет!

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Окей.

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Ладно. Нас поимели.

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Поэтому теперь, по-моему...

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Началось.

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Чего?

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В эту субботу!

Пятёрка наших лучших танцоров против пятёрки ваших лучших танцоров!

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Дворец Съездов ОО. Началось!

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Началось! Началось!

Началось! Началось!

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О, боже, началось!

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О, чёрт!

Я знал, что это случится.

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Увидимся в субботу, дураки!

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Да, и вам бы лучше иметь с собой намного лучших танцоров, чем эти неудачники!

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- Потому что началось!

- Началось! Началось! Началось! Началось!

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Стэн, за каким чёртом ты танцевал в ответ?

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Я думал, что так и надо!

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Теперь ты должен соревноваться с ними на танцевальном соревновании в субботу!

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Но почему?

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Потому что если тебя поимели, а ты поимел их в ответ,

то началось!

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Ты что, ничего не знаешь?

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Замечательно, Рэнди!

Ты дал нашему сыну действительно замечательный совет!

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Что?

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Снова появились эти ребята и поимели Стэна,

а он станцевал в ответ!

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- Так что случилось?

- Началось!

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Давайте, так же мощно!

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Хорошо. А теперь одновременно, команда!

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- Отлично!

- Отлично!

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- Да, зашибись!

- Да, было мощно!

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Неплохо, пацаны.

Неплохо.

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Неплохо?

У Саут-Парка нет ни одного шанса!

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- Замётано!

- Вы хорошо поработали.

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Но мы не хотим "хорошо",

нам нужна боль!

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Ээ, извините.

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Да?

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Привет, ээ, меня зовут Рэнди Марш.

Я, я отец Стэна Марша.

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О, так вы отец мальчика, которого

в'ут в ж в субботу?

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Чёрт!

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Ээ, полслушайте.

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Э, это моя вина, что Стэнли на днях поимел ваших мальчиков.

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Ээ, это я сказал ему сделать это и я...

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Ну, ну в общем я, я просто пришёл сюда чтобы сказать вам...

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что не началось.

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Началось!

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Нет-нет-нет, не началось.

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Уууу, началось!

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Не началось.

Ничего не началось.

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- Кончилось.

- Началось!

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В субботу я не выпущу своего сына из дома.

Я просто пришёл дать вам знать, чтобы вы могли...

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остановить всё это.

До свидания.

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Подожди секундочку, тупорылый!

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Ты думаешь, что можешь так просто сюда ввалиться

и сказать что не началось, хотя ясно как божий день, что началось?!

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Ты просто пытаешь сделать так, чтобы мы не тренировались,

не так ли?!

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Потому что ты ЗНАЕШЬ, что твои пацаны проиграют

когда мои покажут им это!

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Ну-ка выдай, Девочка Т!

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Как тебе это!

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- Ага! Нравится?!

- Оооо, старик!

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О, Боже!

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Оооо, его имеют!

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Рэнди?

Рэнди, о Боже мой!

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Что с ним случилось, доктор?

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Его поимели.

Хуже я не видел.

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Старый дурак пошёл в ОО

чтобы договориться с той командой,

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и его там жестоко поимели.

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О Боже...

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Его танец был таким быстрым, что я...

просто ничего не смог сделать.

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Его движения были...

такими оригинальными, такими изобретательными.

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Шшш, расслабьтесь, мистер Марш.

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Мы только что получили рентгеновские снимки.

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Его главным образом поимели здесь

и здесь

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Но больше всего его поимели здесь, в районе таза.

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Дорога к выздоровлению будет длинной.

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Боже.

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Ты, наверное, очень хочешь добраться до тех пацанов из

округа Ориндж, а, Стэн?

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Ты шутишь?

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Стэн наверное готов разорвать их на части

после того что они сделали с его отцом!

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Я, я не знаю.

С виду с ним всё нормально.

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Могу только передставить себе ту ярость, что закипает в тебе, Стэн.

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Спорю, что ты не можешь дождаться, когда ты перетанцуешь этих ублюдков из ОО!

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- Да, я, я тут, папа.

- Стэн, послушай меня.

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Я не хочу чтобы ты чувствовал, будто

ты должен соревноваться чтобы отомстить за меня.

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- Окей, хорошо.

- Но я знаю, что я не смогу удержать тебя от этого.

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Так что всё что я могу сказать, это...

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задай им жару, сынок.

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Задай им жару.

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Твою мать!

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Эй, ребята. Ээ.

Вы ведь, ребята, умеете танцевать, да?

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Конечно умеем.

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Круто, потому что в субботу соревнование,

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и я должен найти самых лучших танцоров

в Саут-Парке для своей команды.

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Моих друзей я позвать не могу, потому что они отсосы;

так, вы будете моей танцевальной труппой?

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Танцевальной труппой? Подумать только.

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Мы не танцуем как эти

подражатели Бритни и Джастину в школе.

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Пацаны-готы танцуют, чтобы выразить боль и страдание.

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Да. Единственный способ танцевать круто -

это держать руки по швам

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а глазами смотреть вниз.

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А потом каждые три секудны

делать затяжку.

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Окей, пойдёт.

Слушайте...

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в эту субботу будет танцевальное соревнование

и мне нужны хорошие танцоры чтобы меня не поимели.

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Исключено.

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Танец - это что-то такое, что нужно делать в

одиночестве в своей комнате в три часа утра.

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Пожалуйста, парни,

на кону репутация всего нашего города!

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- Кто-нибудь из вас согласен участвовать?

- Я - нет.

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Состоять в танцевальной группе - это совершенно по-конформистски.

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Да. Я не согласна с некоторыми

танцевальными правилами.

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И я не согласен.

Я самый большой нон-конформист из всех.

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А я настолько нон-конформист,

что не собираюсь соглашаться с остальными.

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- Окей, я буду участвовать.

- Зашибись!

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Мда.

По-моему, нас только что поставили на место.

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Угу.

Нас только что поимели по-готски.

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Хорошо, нам нужно найти

ещё троих пацанов, которые умеют танцевать.

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Нужно сходить в галерею игровых автоматов.

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В галерею игровых автоматов?

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Да. Там этот пацан-азиат по имени Йао.

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Он эксперт по игре

Dance Dance Revolution.

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Чувак, он просто потрясающ!

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Он и должен быть таким.

Он играет здесь в эту игру каждый божий день после школы.

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Я думаю, он уже потратил на это

около шести тысяч долларов.

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Эй пацан, ты реально крут.

Ты бы не хотел присоединиться к нашей танцевальной труппе?

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Ты имеешь в виду, танцевать без

автомата, который показывает тебе, что делать?

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- Да.

- Это глупо.

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- Чувак, ты нам нужен.

- Я не могу танцевать без автомата.

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Всё в порядке.

Мой друг Шеф будет нас тренировать.

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- Окей. Я попробую.

- Хорошо, теперь нас трое!

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- Чувак, нам нужна девчёнка.

- А?

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У нас не может быть труппа из одних парней.

Люди подумают, что мы пиндосы.

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Да, точно.

Минутку! Я знаю, куда нам идти!

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Привет парни, добро пожаловать в "Изюминки".

Вас трое?

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Вообще-то мы просто надеялись,

что сможем с вами немного поговорить.

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Вы должны купить крылышки,

если вы хотите говорить с девчёнками из "Изюминок".

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И поэтому мы собираем вместе всех лучших танцоров

Саут-Парка чтобы победить округ Ориндж.

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Вау, звучит прекрасно.

Я всегда хотела попытать себя в танцах где-нибудь ещё.

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- Так ты участвуешь?

- Почему бы и нет?

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Хорошо, нам нужен всего-то ещё один человек!

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Эй, нам нужно взять того пацана,

который был чемпионом штата по чечётке.

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Что? Чемпион штата живёт здесь?

Кто?

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По-моему, его звали...

Леопольд... Стотч, что ли?

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Леопольд Стотч?...

Минутку. Ты имеешь в виду...

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Ля-ля-ля, мне дали яблок

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Ля-ля-ля, и тебе тоже

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- Ля-ля-ля, мне...

- Баттерс, к тебе пришли.

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О, привет всем.

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Баттерс, послушай. В эту субботу будет соревнование

и мы хотим, чтобы ты присоединился к нашей труппе.

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Вау, сорвеновение?

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- Я бы хотел. А что за соревнование?

- Танцевальное.

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Мы слышали, что два года назад ты был чемпионом штата по чечётке.

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...Нет

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Но ты же был, не так ли?

Т- ты ездил на национальные соревнования в Небраске.

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Нет.

Нет нет нет-нет нет нет, нет!

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- Нет нет нет-нет нет нет, нет!

- Баттерс?

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Баттерс?

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Мы просто попросили его присоединиться к нашей танцевальной труппе.

Мы слышали что он был чемпионом штата по чечётке.

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О, Боже мой.

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Извините, ребята, просто...

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Баттерс не танцевал с тех пор как случилась трагедия.

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Трагедия?

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Извините, ребята, вам нужно идти.

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Чёрт возьми, где нам теперь искать пятого?

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Эй, я слышал про парня в Куомо, у которого есть утка, которая умеет танцевать.

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Утка? Чувак, не тупи.

Эти ребята из ОО - профессиональные танцоры!

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Ну давайте же, должен же быть в Саут-Парке ещё хоть один талантливый человек.

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- Ну ладно, так вы уверены, что он умеет танцевать?

- Ну да.

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Вот он. Это Джеффи.

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По мне, так это не похоже на танцующую утку.

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Ну, это потому, что ему нужна музыка.

В- вот, Джеффи.

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"Моя дорожка, твоя дорожка,

милаяяяя"

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"Моя дорожка, твоя дорожка,

детка"

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"Моя дорожка, твоя дорожка,

будем драться и трахаться до утра"

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Милая, детка, будь моей.

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Моя дорожка, твоя дорожка, милая

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Э- это единственная песня, под которую он танцует?

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Нет, нет, он танцует под что угодно. Видите?

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Будем нюхать кетамин, будем нюхать кетамин, милая.

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Будем нюхать кетамин, будем нюхать кетамин, детка.

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Друзья мои, я думаю, мы собрали танцевальную труппу.

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Баттерс? Баттерс?

Ну же, дорогой, всё будет в порядке.

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Ну же, Баттерс.

Мы это долго лечили.

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Это было почти два года назад, милый.

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Два года назад.

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Два года назад!

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Это была Беверли Лонг из Индианаполиса.

Аплодисменты!

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Хорошо, а сейчас, под песню

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"В Моём Переднем Кармане Есть Кое-что Для Тебя"

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выступает чемпион штата Колорадо,

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Леопольд "Баттерс" Стотч!

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В моём переднем кармане есть кое-что для тебя

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Почему бы тебе не залезть в мой карман и не посмотреть, что это

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А потом схватиться за это, оно только для тебя

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Слегка сжать и спросить "как дела?"

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Кое-что в моём кармане,

Кое-что в моём кармане,

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Кое-что в моём кармане -

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Пол. Пол!

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Нет! Нееет!

Неееееееееееееееет!

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Ладно, дети,

давайте порепетируем!

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У нас не так уж много времени,

а вам нужно стать как можно более хорошей танцевальной группой.

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Я думаю нам надо...

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Ого.

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Это... танцевальная труппа?

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Да, блин, лучшие танцоры, которых может предложить Саут-Парк.

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О, Боже.

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Ладно, почему бы вам не показать мне, что мы имеем?

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Я хочу увидеть что вы, ребята, умеете делать!

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О, Боже милостивый.

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Дети, дети!

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Нет, нет, вы всё не так поняли.

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Разве вы не видите, дети?

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У вас есть сердце, но у вас нет души.

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Нет-нет, стойте.

У вас есть душа, но у вас нет сердца.

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Не-не, забудьте.

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У вас есть и сердце и душа,

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но у вас нет таланта.

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Нас поимеют в субботу, ведь так?

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Что? Я не хочу, чтобы меня поимели.

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Да, ты не говорил нам, что нас могут поиметь.

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Ну так в этом-то весь и смысл всего этого дела

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ребята вернулись и сказали

что нас поимели и мы были как...

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Ладно, ладно, тише, дети!

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Никого не поимеют если я смогу вам помочь.

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Нам просто нужно напрячься, брать больше, кидать дальше

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и надеяться на то что команда соперников может заболеть раком.

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Чего тебе нужно?

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Я пришёл чтобы ещё раз попросить тебя присоединиться к нам.

Все мы очень усердно тренируемся, но...

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Я думаю, без тебя у нас ничего не получится.

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Извини, Стэн. Я больше не танцую.

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Я завязал.

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Твоя мама говорит, что ты был

одним из лучших танцоров в стране.

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А она говорила тебе, что мои танцы

убили восьмерых человек?

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Да. Она сказала, что у тебя слетела туфля. Это не твоя вина.

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Ага, скажи это их семьям.

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Слушай, Баттерс, несчастные случаи иногда случаются.

Нам нужно научиться с этим жить.

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Я убил этих людей!

Старик, неужели ты этого не понимаешь?!

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Восемь человек погибло!

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Ну, вообще-то девять.

Одна из женщин была беременна.

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Что?

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Или одиннадцать, если считать тех двоих родственников

которые после этого покончили с собой.

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Но это не важно, Баттерс!

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Важно то что происходит сейчас!

Началось!

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И что если людям, которым нужно, чтобы ты выступил!

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Послушай, никому не нравится принимать вызов.

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Но состязание с другими людьми и их лица,

говорящие "Ха-ха! Я лучше чем ты!" - это часть жизни.

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И если ты не можешь с этим смириться, то можешь

сидеть здесь и играть в Lego, пока не станешь стариком.

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Убирайся из моей комнаты, Стэн!

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Прекрасно.

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Но однажды тебе придётся перестать бежать от того что случилось и научиться с этим справляться.

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Иначе можешь сразу уезжать во Францию

вместе с остальными бабами.

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Да-а-а, по-о-оприветствуем!

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Леди и джентльмены,

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все вы пришли сюда за развлечением!

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Какая бы команда сегодня не выиграла,

запомните их лица,

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потому что в следующий раз вы их увидите...

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в следующем клипе Лил Ким!

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Поприветствуем Лил Ким!

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Ну чё, ниггеры?!

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Это будет сложная схватка.

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Итак, поприветствуем команду ОО!

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И их соперников, Diggitys из Саут-Парка!

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С ума сойти, старик.

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Ааа, да.

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Хорошо. Шоу начинается!

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Танцоры - на выход!

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Стэн. Стэн, у нас большая проблема.

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- Что?

- Джеффи. Он потянул лодыжку.

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Что случилось?

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Он подскользнулся во время тренировки.

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- Выходите, дураки! Вы будете танцевать, или как?!

- Он может двигаться?

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- Аа, что нам делать, Шеф?

- По правилам у вас должно быть пять танцоров.

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У нас нет выбора, дети.

Мы должны отказаться от участия.

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Похоже что они даже не собираются танцевать.

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Они слишком испугались!

Похоже, что мы их уже поимели!

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Эй!

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Я всё ещё могу с вам танцевать, ребята?

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- Баттерс!

- Отлично!

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Хорошо, давайте начнём!

Ди-Джей! Поставь нам горячий трек!

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Ааааа!

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Нет! Иисусе, только не снова!

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Убейте его!

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Друзья, кажется, команда ОО мертва.

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Это означает, что победители - Diggitys из Саут-Парка!

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- Хорошо!

- Отлично! Мы сделали это!

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- Всё хорошо, Баттерс!

- Ты сделал это!

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Ты сделал это, сынок! Ты сделал это!

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Отлично, Баттерс!

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Неет! Неет!

Нееееет!

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Guy Tare Pour: South Park Team

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,398

♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Dude, these little remote-

control cars are kick-ass.

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Sweet.

I made mine go off the jump.

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Dude, my car sucks.

I got to get a new one.

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Hey, who are those kids?

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♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪

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♪ You got nothing on me ♪

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Yeah!

How do you like that, y'all?

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Let's bring it to these losers.

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Aw, yeah!

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What you got, huh?

You got nothing!

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- ♪ Let's see you ♪

- Damn!

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You just got served.

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- All right.

- Yeah!

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Aw, man.

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- Oh!

- He got you, too.

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Now, that kid is getting served.

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Uh-huh.

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- Oh!

- Oh!

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- ♪ You got nothing on me ♪

- Oh, man. Look at them.

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They know they can't trip

to that.

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Yeah.

We're out of here.

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- That was smokin'.

- They didn't do nothing.

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Sorry, y'all, but try not

to let it sting too bad.

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You got served.

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- Yeah.

- Come on.

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- They had nothing!

- Let's go, y'all!

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Come on, y'all.

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What the hell just happened?

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Oh, hello, there, children.

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Chef, we just got served.

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Oh, boy.

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Well, come on inside, children.

I'll make you some cocoa.

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Have a seat, children.

Just try to relax and breathe.

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- Are you all okay?

- Yeah.

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All right.

Now, where did you get served?

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Over at the True-Value

parking lot.

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It was just these kids

we never saw before showed up,

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and they were, like,

really good dancers,

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and we don't really understand

what it means, but I guess --

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Okay, okay.

Relax, children.

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Relax.

It's all over now.

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Just try to calm down

and sit tight.

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I'm gonna call your parents

and let them know you're okay.

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Mrs. Marsh.

Hi. It's Chef.

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Yeah, I'm good.

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Listen, Stan and his friends

just got served.

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Yeah. Yeah.

Over at the True-Value.

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No, no. He's fine.

They're all fine.

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Yeah. It was some kids

from out of town.

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Apparently they were

pretty good dancers.

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They really let 'em have it.

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Here, Stanley.

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I made your favorite

potato dish.

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I want you to feel better, okay?

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What's the matter with him?

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Oh, Stan got served

at school today.

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You got served?

By who?

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Some kids from Orange County.

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Let's not make a big deal

out of it.

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So w-- So what'd you do?

Did you dance back?

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No.

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What, you got served and

just stood there and took it?

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- That was the right thing to do.

- No. That's crap, Sharon.

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Stanley, when somebody

challenges you to dance,

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you have to dance back at them,

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or else they'll think

you're weak.

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But, Dad, I don't know

how to dance or nothing.

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Then it's about time

you learned.

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Put on

some loose-fitting clothes

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and meet me in the garage.

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- But, Dad --

- Now!

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All right, son. Dancing

is all about a frame of mind.

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Now, I'm not telling you

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to go around challenging

other kids to dance,

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but when they challenge you,

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you just look 'em straight

in the eye and give 'em this.

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♪ Don't tell my heart ♪

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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪

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♪ I just don't think

he'd understand ♪

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Come on, Stan.

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♪ And if you tell my heart ♪

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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪

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♪ He might blow up

and kill this man ♪

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Six, seven, eight.

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Dude, that is a sweet R.C. car.

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Yeah.

Let's go race it right now.

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Well, what we got here?

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It's the white boys

that got served yesterday.

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You want a little more,

homeboys?

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We're not interested, thanks.

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You're not interested?

Not interested in this?

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♪ You can't step to my group,

so don't try it ♪

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♪ You can't burn with my pipe,

so don't light it ♪

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♪ I'm on the O.C. crew,

and I'm better than you ♪

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- ♪ You like to suck my balls ♪

- Oh, Lord! Look at those moves!

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Ooh, they are dishing it out!

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Oh, man!

They are getting served!

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Ooh, it's getting hot out here.

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Have mercy!

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Getting served!

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♪ Don't tell my heart ♪

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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪

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♪ I just don't think

he'd understand ♪

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- Oh!

- Oh, Lord!

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- Yes!

- ♪ He might blow up... ♪

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Yeah!

Go, Stan!

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Oh, no!

No! Stop, Stan!

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You don't know

what you're doing!

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All right, Stan!

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Ha!

You just got F'd in the "A."

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What?

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Yeah!

You got served!

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- Yeah! All right!

- That's right.

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No, no, no!

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Okay.

All right.

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We got served.

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So now I guess...it's on.

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What?

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This Saturday --

our top five dancers

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against your top five dancers.

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O.C. Convention Center.

It's on!

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- Ooh, it's on!

- Ooh, it's on!

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Oh, Lord!

It's on!

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Oh, damn it!

I knew that was gonna happen.

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We'll see you Saturday, fools.

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And you better have

a lot better dancers with you

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than those losers,

'cause it's on!

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- It's on.

- It's on.

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- It is on!

- It's on.

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- Saturday it's on.

- It's on on Saturday.

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Stan, what the hell

did you dance back for?

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I thought I was supposed to.

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Now you've got to compete

against them

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in a dance competition

on Saturday.

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But why?

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Because if you get served and

serve them back, then it's on.

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Don't you know anything?

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Well, nice going, Randy.

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Really great advice

you gave our son here.

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What?

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Those kids showed up to serve

Stan again, and he danced back.

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So what happened?

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It's on.

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Come on, now.

Keep it tight.

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Good!

Now watch that timing, Gill T.

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- All right!

- All right!

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- We are bad-ass!

- Yeah, that was tight.

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Not bad, kids.

Not bad.

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Not bad? South Park

doesn't stand a chance!

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I heard that.

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All right.

It was good.

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But we don't want good.

We want pain!

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Uh, excuse me.

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Yeah?

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Hi.

Uh, my name's Randy Marsh.

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I'm -- I'm Stan Marsh's father.

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Oh, so you're

the father of the boy

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who's gonna get

F'd in the "A" on Saturday.

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- Damn!

- Ooh!

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He told him!

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Uh, listen, i-it was my fault

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that Stanley served your boys

the other day.

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I told him to do it, and I --

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W-Well, look, I j-- I just came

down here to tell you...

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i-it's not on.

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Oh, it's on.

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No, no, no.

It's not on.

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Oh, it's on, all right.

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It isn't on.

Nothing's on.

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It's off.

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It's on.

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I'm keeping my son home

Saturday.

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I just came by to let you know

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so you can put a stop

to all this.

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Goodbye.

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Hold on a second, clam head!

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You think

you can just roll in here

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and tell us it's not on

when it very clearly is on?

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You're just trying to make us

not practice, aren't you?

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Because you know

that your kids are going down

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when my kids give them this.

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Give me some muzak, Gill T.

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♪ Check this out ♪

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Yeah!

You like that?

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- Ooh, man!

- Oh, Lord!

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Ooh!

He is getting served!

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Randy?

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Randy!

Oh, my God!

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What happened to him, Doctor?

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He got served.

Worst I've ever seen.

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Old fool went down to the O.C.

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to try to reason

with the other team,

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and he got served up

something fierce.

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Oh, Lord.

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His dancing was so fast.

I...couldn't do anything.

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His moves were so original,

so inventive.

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Shh.

Relax, Mr. Marsh.

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We just got the X-rays back.

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He mostly got served here

and here,

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but the worst serving was here,

in the pelvis region.

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The road to recovery

will be a long one.

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Boy, you must really

want to take it

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to those Orange County kids now,

huh, Stan?

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You kidding?

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Stan's probably ready

to pounce on them

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after what they did

to his father.

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I-I don't know.

He -- He seems all right.

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I can only imagine the rage

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that's building inside you,

Stan.

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I bet you can't wait to outdance

those O.C. bastards!

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Stan?

Stan!

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Yeah.

I'm -- I'm right here, Dad.

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Stan, listen to me.

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I don't want you feeling

00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,380

like you have to do that

competition now to avenge me.

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- Okay. Good.

- But I know I can't stop you

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from doing it.

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So all I can say is...

give 'em hell, son.

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Give 'em hell.

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God damn it.

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Hey, guys.

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Uh, you guys know

how to dance, right?

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Of course we know how to dance.

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Cool, because there's

this competition on Saturday.

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And I have to find the very best

dancers in South Park

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to be on my crew.

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My friends can't do it

because they suck ass,

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so will you be

in my dance troupe?

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Dance troupe?

Please.

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We don't dance

like those Britney

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and Justin wannabes at school.

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Goth kids dance to express pain

and suffering.

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Yeah, the only cool way to dance

is to keep your hands

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at your sides and your eyes

looking at the ground.

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Then every three seconds, you

take a drag on your cigarette.

00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,025

Okay.

That will work fine.

00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,027

Listen, there's a dance

competition this Saturday,

00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,154

and I need good dancers

so I don't get served.

00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,155

No way.

00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,198

Dancing is something

you do alone in your room

00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,241

at 3:00 in the morning.

00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,368

Please. Our whole town's

reputation is at stake.

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- Won't any of you do it?

- I'm not doing it.

00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,664

Being in a dance group

is totally conformist.

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Yeah. I'm not conforming

to some dance-off regulations.

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I'm not doing it either.

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I'm the biggest nonconformist

of all.

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I'm such a nonconformist

00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,801

that I'm not going to conform

with the rest of you.

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- Okay. I'll do it.

- Great!

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Whoa. I think we just got put

in our place.

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Yeah.

We just got goth-served.

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We got to find three other kids

that can dance.

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We should go to the arcade.

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The arcade?

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Yeah. There's this

Asian kid named Yao.

00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,527

He's an expert at that

Dance Dance Revolution game.

00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,164

- Dude, he's incredible.

- He should be.

00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,375

He's here playing that game

every single day after school.

00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,752

I think he's spent about $6,000

on it so far.

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Hey, kid, you're pretty good.

00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,309

How'd you like to join

our dance troupe?

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You mean dancing without a

machine telling you what to do?

00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,731

- Yeah.

- That's stupid.

00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,483

Dude, we need you.

00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,943

I can't dance

without the machine.

00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,153

It's all right. My friend Chef

is gonna coach us.

00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,780

Okay.

I'll give it a shot.

00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,031

All right!

That's three.

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- Dude, we need a girl.

- Huh?

00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,451

We can't be a dance troupe

with just guys.

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People will think we're fags.

00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,204

Oh, yeah.

00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,456

Wait a minute.

I know just where to go.

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Hi, guys. Welcome to Raisins.

Three of you?

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We were just hoping we could

talk to you guys real quick.

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You have to buy wings

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if you want to talk

to the Raisins girls.

00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,349

We're putting all the best

dancers in South Park together

00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,726

to beat Orange County.

00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,727

Wow.

That sounds great.

00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,770

I always wanted to try

my dancing somewhere else.

00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,480

- So you'll do it?

- Why not?

00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,107

All right.

We just need one more person.

00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,651

We should get that kid that was

state champion in tap dancing.

00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,404

What? The state tap champion

is from here? Who?

00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:20,323

I think his name was

Leopold Stotch or something.

00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,700

Leopold Stotch?

00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,702

Wait a minute.

You mean...

00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,620

♪ Loo loo loo,

I've got some apples ♪

00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,289

♪ Loo loo loo,

you've got some, too ♪

00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,123

♪ Loo loo loo -- ♪

00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,916

Butters, you have some visitors.

00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,543

Oh!

Well, hi there, everybody!

00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,837

Butters, there's gonna be

a competition this Saturday,

00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422

and we want you to join

our troupe.

00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923

Wow! Neato!

A competition?

00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,050

I'd love to!

What kind of competition is it?

00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:39,968

It's a dance-off.

00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,596

We heard you were tap-dancing

state champion two years ago.

00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,767

No.

00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,101

But you were, weren't you?

00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,770

Y-You went to the nationals

in Nebraska!

00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:53,106

No. No, no, no, no.

No, no! No!

00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,485

No!

No, no, no, no!

00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,528

Butters?

Butters!

00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,280

We just asked him to join

our dance troupe.

00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,615

We heard he was

state tap champion.

00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,326

Oh.

Oh, dear.

00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,619

I'm sorry, kids.

00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:09,039

It's just that Butters hasn't

danced since the tragedy.

00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,123

A tragedy?

00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,252

I'm sorry, kids.

You'll have to go.

00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,422

Damn it. Where are we gonna get

our fifth member?

00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,217

I heard about this guy in Como

who has a duck that can dance.

00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,010

A duck?

Dude, don't be stupid.

00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,804

Those O.C. kids are

professional dancers.

00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,556

There's got to be one other

talented person in South Park.

00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,847

All right.

So you're sure he can dance?

00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,183

Oh, yeah.

There he is. That's Jeffy.

00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,105

That don't look like

a dancing duck to me.

00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815

Well, that's 'cause

it needs music.

00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,692

H-Here you go, Jeffy.

00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,904

♪ You do a line,

and I'll do a line, honey ♪

00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,991

♪ You do a line,

and I'll do a line, babe ♪

00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,617

♪ You do a line,

and I'll do a line ♪

00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,494

♪ We'll fight and screw

till the morning time ♪

00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,330

♪ Honey, baby mine ♪

00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,791

♪ You do a line,

and I'll do a line, honey ♪

00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,835

I-Is that the only song

he'll dance to?

00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,379

No, no.

He'll dance to anything. See?

00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,716

♪ You snort K,

and I'll snort K, honey ♪

00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,176

♪ You snort K,

and I'll snort K, babe ♪

00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,011

♪ You snort K... ♪

00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,513

My friends, I think we have

ourselves a dance troupe.

00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,725

♪ Honey, baby mine ♪

00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,685

Butters?

00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,022

Butters, come on, sweetie.

It's gonna be okay.

00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,523

Come on, Butters.

00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,734

You went through

a lot of therapy for this.

00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,612

That was almost two years ago,

sweetie.

00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,572

Two years ago.

00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,157

Two years ago.

00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,331

That was Beverly Long

from Indianapolis, folks.

00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,332

Let her hear it.

00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,043

All right,

and now dancing to the song

00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,629

"I've Got Something

in My Front Pocket for You,"

00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:25,550

here is Colorado State champion

Leopold "Butters" Stotch!

00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,973

♪ I've got something

in my front pocket for you ♪

00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,310

♪ Why don't you reach on in

my pocket and see what it is? ♪

00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,686

♪ There -- grab onto it ♪

00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,104

♪ It's just for you ♪

00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,107

♪ Give a little squeeze

and say, "How do ya do?" ♪

00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,692

♪ There's something

in my front pocket ♪

00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,194

♪ There's something

in my front pocket ♪

00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,654

♪ There's something

in my front pocket -- ♪

00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,821

Whoop.

00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,907

Aah!

00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,334

Paul?

Paul?!

00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,554

No! No!

00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,556

N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,646

All right, children.

Let's get to rehearsing.

00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,814

We don't have much time,

00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,149

and you've got to become

the best dance group you can be.

00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,693

I think we should --

00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,194

Whoa.

00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,033

This is the dance troupe?

00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,786

Yeah, dude. The best dancers

South Park has to offer.

00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,080

Oh, boy.

All right.

00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,873

Well, why don't you show me

what you got?

00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,750

I want to see

what you kids can do!

00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,211

♪ You can't step to my group,

so don't try it ♪

00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,255

♪ You can't burn with my pipe,

so don't light it ♪

00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,841

♪ I'm on the East floor crew,

and I'm better than you ♪

00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,218

♪ You like to suck my balls,

don't deny it ♪

00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,387

♪ You can't pop it like me,

so don't go there ♪

00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,806

♪ You'll never find a bigger

bitch player nowhere ♪

00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,142

♪ I put my jimmy in a ho,

start off slow ♪

00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,143

♪ I'm a good listener ♪

00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,769

Oh, Lord have mercy.

00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,814

Children, children!

No, no. You got it all wrong.

00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,190

Don't you see, children?

00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:08,194

You have the heart,

but you don't have the soul.

00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,195

No, no.

Wait.

00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,949

You have the soul,

but you don't have the heart.

00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,743

No, no.

Scratch that.

00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,664

You have the heart and the soul,

but you don't have the talent.

00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,375

We're gonna get served

on Saturday, aren't we?

00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,169

What?

I don't want to get served.

00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,379

Yeah. You didn't tell us

we might get served!

00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,465

That was the whole point

was these guys came down

00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,175

and they said we were gonna

get served if we don't --

00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,885

All right, all right.

Quiet, children!

00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,970

Now, nobody's getting served

if I can help it.

00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,139

We just got to buckle down,

dig deep,

00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267

and pray that maybe the other

team comes down with cancer.

00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,110

What do you want?

00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,237

I came to ask you one more time

to join the crew.

00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,572

Everyone is practicing

really hard,

00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,783

but I don't think we have

any kind of shot without you.

00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,327

Sorry, Stan.

I'm not a dancer anymore.

00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,745

I gave that up.

00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,247

Your mom says you were one of

the best dancers in the country.

00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,750

Did she also tell you my dancing

got eight people killed?

00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,460

Yeah.

She said your shoe came off.

00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,836

- It wasn't your fault.

- Yeah.

00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,631

Well, you tell that

to their families.

00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,301

Look, Butters. Accidents happen.

We all have to live with that.

00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,552

I let those people down!

00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,846

Don't you get it, man?

Eight people died!

00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,141

Well, it was nine, actually.

One of the women was pregnant.

00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:20,850

What?

00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,685

And 11 if you count

the two family members

00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,853

that killed themselves

afterwards.

00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,897

- Aah!

- That isn't the point, Butters.

00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,857

The point is that this is now.

It's on.

00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,609

And there are people

who need you to step up.

00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,569

Look, nobody likes

having to rise to a challenge,

00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,905

but competing against other

people and getting in their face

00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,032

and saying, "Ha ha. I'm better

than you" is part of life.

00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,408

And if you can't face that,

00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,077

you might as well just sit here

and play with Legos

00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,745

until you're an old man.

00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,872

Get out of my room, Stan.

00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,374

Fine.

00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,085

But someday you're gonna

have to stop running

00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753

from what happened

and start dealing with it.

00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,255

Otherwise you might

as well move to France

00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,881

with all the other pussies.

00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,978

Yeah!

Make some noise!

00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,734

Ladies and gentlemen,

man, y'all in for a treat.

00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,029

Whichever crew wins tonight,

you want to remember their faces

00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,823

'cause the next time

you see them

00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,825

will be in Lil' Kim's

next video!

00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,535

Give it up for Lil' Kim!

00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,372

What's up, niggas?

00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,208

This is gonna be

a rough battle, y'all.

00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,211

So let's give it up

for the O.C. crew!

00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,801

And the challengers,

the South Park Diggities.

00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,472

Man, it is about to get crazy

up in here.

00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,016

Aw, yeah.

00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,393

All right, y'all.

It's showtime.

00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,312

Dancers to the floor.

00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,648

Stan -- Stan,

we have a big problem.

00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,691

- What?

- It's Jeffy.

00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,984

He sprained his ankle.

00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,113

What happened?!

00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,449

He was practicing the 6/8 count

and slipped on the floor.

00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,492

Come on, fools.

You dancing or what?

00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,536

Can he move it?

00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,746

Aw, what do we do, Chef?

00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,915

Rules are you have to have

five dancers.

00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,834

We have no choice, children.

We have to forfeit.

00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,669

Looks like they ain't

even gonna dance.

00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,670

They're too scared.

00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,964

Looks like they

already got served!

00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,141

Hey.

Can I still dance with you guys?

00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,477

- Butters!

- All right!

00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,105

All right! Come on!

Let's do this.

00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,608

Deejay, give us a hot track.

00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,110

♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪

00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,779

♪ You got nothing on me ♪

00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,781

♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪

00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,407

♪ You got nothing on me ♪

00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,117

♪ Let's see you ♪

00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,619

♪ Let's see you ♪

00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579

♪ Dance, sucka ♪

00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,003

♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪

00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,129

♪ You got nothing on me ♪

00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,174

♪ Let's see you dance ♪

00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,384

Whaa!

00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,054

Aah!

00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,473

No! Jesus!

Not again!

00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,059

Let's get out of here!

00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,404

Folks...it looks like

the O.C. crew is dead.

00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:22,782

That means the winner

is the South Park Diggities!

00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,825

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,575

All right!

00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,411

All right!

We did it!

00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,371

- All right, Butters!

- All right, Butters! You did it.

00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,581

You did it, son.

You did it.

00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,833

- All right, Butters!

- You did it!

00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835

- Good going, Butters!

- Yeah, Butters!

00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,461

No! No!

00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,338

N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,341

♪ I've got something

in my front pocket for you ♪

00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,594

♪ Why don't you reach on in

my pocket and see what it is? ♪

00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,431

♪ Then grab onto it,

it's just for you ♪

00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,434

♪ Give a little squeeze

and say, "how do ya do?" ♪

00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,978

♪ Something in

my front pocket for you ♪

00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,855

♪ Why don't you

reach on in my pocket ♪

00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,231

♪ And see what it is? ♪

00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,357

♪ There -- grab onto it ♪

00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,859

♪ It's just for you ♪

00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,987

♪ Give a little squeeze

and say, "How do ya do?" ♪

00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,530

♪ There's something

in my front pocket ♪

00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,073

♪ There's something

in my front pocket ♪

00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,015

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:15,599

♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,853

♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,521

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,398

♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,401

♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,904

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:33,242

♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:37,079

[ Whirring ]

00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,957

Dude, these little remote-

control cars are kick-ass.

00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,542

Sweet.

I made mine go off the jump.

00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:44,545

Dude, my car sucks.

I got to get a new one.

00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:46,881

Hey, who are those kids?

00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:56,348

♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪

00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:57,892

♪ You got nothing on me ♪

00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,685

Yeah!

How do you like that, y'all?

00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,146

Let's bring it to these losers.

00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,689

Aw, yeah!

00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:06,525

What you got, huh?

You got nothing!

00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,527

- ♪ Let's see you ♪

- Damn!

00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,362

You just got served.

00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:12,823

- All right.

- Yeah!

00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:13,991

Aw, man.

00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,410

- Oh!

- He got you, too.

00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,079

Now, that kid is getting served.

00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:19,121

Uh-huh.

00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,915

- Oh!

- Oh!

00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,917

- ♪ You got nothing on me ♪

- Oh, man. Look at them.

00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:24,668

They know they can't trip

to that.

00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:25,795

Yeah.

We're out of here.

00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,880

- That was smokin'.

- They didn't do nothing.

00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,341

Sorry, y'all, but try not

to let it sting too bad.

00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,926

- [ Laughs ]

- You got served.

00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,511

- [ Laughs ] Yeah.

- Come on.

00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,096

- They had nothing!

- Let's go, y'all!

00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:36,514

Come on, y'all.

00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,850

What the hell just happened?

00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,019

[ Doorbell rings ]

00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:44,396

Oh, hello, there, children.

00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:47,358

Chef, we just got served.

00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,318

- [ Down-tempo music plays ]

- Oh, boy.

00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,571

Well, come on inside, children.

I'll make you some cocoa.

00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,991

Have a seat, children.

Just try to relax and breathe.

00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,244

- Are you all okay?

- Yeah.

00:01:58,369 --> 00:02:01,664

All right.

Now, where did you get served?

00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,207

Over at the True-Value

parking lot.

00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,167

It was just these kids

we never saw before showed up,

00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,627

and they were, like,

really good dancers,

00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:08,504

and we don't really understand

what it means, but I guess --

00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,214

Okay, okay.

Relax, children.

00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,591

Relax.

It's all over now.

00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,718

Just try to calm down

and sit tight.

00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:17,388

I'm gonna call your parents

and let them know you're okay.

00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:19,056

[ Telephone rings ]

00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:21,559

Mrs. Marsh.

Hi. It's Chef.

00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,102

Yeah, I'm good.

00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,647

Listen, Stan and his friends

just got served.

00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:29,275

Yeah. Yeah.

Over at the True-Value.

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No, no. He's fine.

They're all fine.

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Yeah. It was some kids

from out of town.

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Apparently they were

pretty good dancers.

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They really let 'em have it.

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Here, Stanley.

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I made your favorite

potato dish.

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I want you to feel better, okay?

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What's the matter with him?

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Oh, Stan got served

at school today.

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You got served?

By who?

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Some kids from Orange County.

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Let's not make a big deal

out of it.

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So w-- So what'd you do?

Did you dance back?

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No.

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What, you got served and

just stood there and took it?

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- That was the right thing to do.

- No. That's crap, Sharon.

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Stanley, when somebody

challenges you to dance,

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you have to dance back at them,

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or else they'll think

you're weak.

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But, Dad, I don't know

how to dance or nothing.

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Then it's about time

you learned.

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Put on

some loose-fitting clothes

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and meet me in the garage.

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- But, Dad --

- Now!

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All right, son. Dancing

is all about a frame of mind.

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Now, I'm not telling you

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to go around challenging

other kids to dance,

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but when they challenge you,

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you just look 'em straight

in the eye and give 'em this.

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♪ Don't tell my heart ♪

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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪

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♪ I just don't think

he'd understand ♪

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Come on, Stan.

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♪ And if you tell my heart ♪

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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪

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♪ He might blow up

and kill this man ♪

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Six, seven, eight.

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[ Birds chirping ]

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Dude, that is a sweet R.C. car.

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Yeah.

Let's go race it right now.

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Well, what we got here?

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It's the white boys

that got served yesterday.

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[ Laughter ]

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You want a little more,

homeboys?

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We're not interested, thanks.

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You're not interested?

Not interested in this?

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♪ You can't step to my group,

so don't try it ♪

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♪ You can't burn with my pipe,

so don't light it ♪

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♪ I'm on the O.C. crew,

and I'm better than you ♪

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- ♪ You like to suck my balls ♪

- Oh, Lord! Look at those moves!

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Ooh, they are dishing it out!

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Oh, man!

They are getting served!

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Ooh, it's getting hot out here.

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Have mercy!

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[ Music continues,

crowd shouting

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MAN:

Getting served!

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[ Click, music stops ]

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♪ Don't tell my heart ♪

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♪ My achy breaky heart ♪

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♪ I just don't think

he'd understand ♪

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[ Crowd shouting ]

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- Oh!

- Oh, Lord!

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- Yes!

- ♪ He might blow up... ♪

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Yeah!

Go, Stan!

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Oh, no!

No! Stop, Stan!

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You don't know

what you're doing!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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All right, Stan!

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Ha!

You just got F'd in the "A."

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What?

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Yeah!

You got served!

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- Yeah! All right!

- That's right.

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No, no, no!

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Okay.

All right.

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We got served.

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So now I guess...it's on.

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- [ Dramatic music plays ]

- What?

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This Saturday --

our top five dancers

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against your top five dancers.

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O.C. Convention Center.

It's on!

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- Ooh, it's on!

- Ooh, it's on!

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Oh, Lord!

It's on!

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Oh, damn it!

I knew that was gonna happen.

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We'll see you Saturday, fools.

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And you better have

a lot better dancers with you

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than those losers,

'cause it's on!

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- It's on.

- It's on.

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- It is on!

- It's on.

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- Saturday it's on.

- It's on on Saturday.

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Stan, what the hell

did you dance back for?

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I thought I was supposed to.

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Now you've got to compete

against them

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in a dance competition

on Saturday.

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But why?

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Because if you get served and

serve them back, then it's on.

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Don't you know anything?

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Well, nice going, Randy.

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Really great advice

you gave our son here.

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What?

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Those kids showed up to serve

Stan again, and he danced back.

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So what happened?

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It's on.

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[ Up-tempo music playing ]

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Come on, now.

Keep it tight.

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Good!

Now watch that timing, Gill T.

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[ Music ends ]

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- All right!

- All right!

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- We are bad-ass!

- Yeah, that was tight.

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Not bad, kids.

Not bad.

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Not bad? South Park

doesn't stand a chance!

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I heard that.

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All right.

It was good.

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But we don't want good.

We want pain!

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Uh, excuse me.

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Yeah?

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Hi.

Uh, my name's Randy Marsh.

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I'm -- I'm Stan Marsh's father.

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Oh, so you're

the father of the boy

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who's gonna get

F'd in the "A" on Saturday.

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- Damn!

- Ooh!

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He told him!

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Uh, listen, i-it was my fault

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that Stanley served your boys

the other day.

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I told him to do it, and I --

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W-Well, look, I j-- I just came

down here to tell you...

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i-it's not on.

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Oh, it's on.

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No, no, no.

It's not on.

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Oh, it's on, all right.

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It isn't on.

Nothing's on.

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It's off.

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It's on.

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I'm keeping my son home

Saturday.

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I just came by to let you know

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so you can put a stop

to all this.

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Goodbye.

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Hold on a second, clam head!

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You think

you can just roll in here

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and tell us it's not on

when it very clearly is on?

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You're just trying to make us

not practice, aren't you?

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Because you know

that your kids are going down

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when my kids give them this.

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Give me some muzak, Gill T.

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- [ Up-tempo music plays ]

- ♪ Check this out ♪

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Yeah!

You like that?

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- Ooh, man!

- Oh, Lord!

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[ Music continues ]

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Ooh!

He is getting served!

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- [ Monitor beeping ]

- [ Groans ]

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Randy?

00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:07,362

Randy!

Oh, my God!

00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:09,031

What happened to him, Doctor?

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He got served.

Worst I've ever seen.

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Old fool went down to the O.C.

00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,496

to try to reason

with the other team,

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and he got served up

something fierce.

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Oh, Lord.

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His dancing was so fast.

I...couldn't do anything.

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His moves were so original,

so inventive.

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[ Grunts ]

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Shh.

Relax, Mr. Marsh.

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We just got the X-rays back.

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He mostly got served here

and here,

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but the worst serving was here,

in the pelvis region.

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The road to recovery

will be a long one.

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Boy, you must really

want to take it

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to those Orange County kids now,

huh, Stan?

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You kidding?

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Stan's probably ready

to pounce on them

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after what they did

to his father.

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I-I don't know.

He -- He seems all right.

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I can only imagine the rage

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that's building inside you,

Stan.

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I bet you can't wait to outdance

those O.C. bastards!

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Stan?

Stan!

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Yeah.

I'm -- I'm right here, Dad.

00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,876

Stan, listen to me.

00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:03,961

I don't want you feeling

00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,380

like you have to do that

competition now to avenge me.

00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,215

- Okay. Good.

- But I know I can't stop you

00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,466

from doing it.

00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,761

So all I can say is...

give 'em hell, son.

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[ Weakly ]

Give 'em hell.

00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,848

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,811

God damn it.

00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,690

[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

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Hey, guys.

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Uh, you guys know

how to dance, right?

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Of course we know how to dance.

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Cool, because there's

this competition on Saturday.

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And I have to find the very best

dancers in South Park

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to be on my crew.

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My friends can't do it

because they suck ass,

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so will you be

in my dance troupe?

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Dance troupe?

Please.

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We don't dance

like those Britney

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and Justin wannabes at school.

00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,796

Goth kids dance to express pain

and suffering.

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Yeah, the only cool way to dance

is to keep your hands

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at your sides and your eyes

looking at the ground.

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Then every three seconds, you

take a drag on your cigarette.

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[ Music continues ]

00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,025

Okay.

That will work fine.

00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:10,027

Listen, there's a dance

competition this Saturday,

00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,154

and I need good dancers

so I don't get served.

00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,155

No way.

00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,198

Dancing is something

you do alone in your room

00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,241

at 3:00 in the morning.

00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,368

Please. Our whole town's

reputation is at stake.

00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,162

- Won't any of you do it?

- I'm not doing it.

00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,664

Being in a dance group

is totally conformist.

00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,376

Yeah. I'm not conforming

to some dance-off regulations.

00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,669

I'm not doing it either.

00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,255

I'm the biggest nonconformist

of all.

00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,633

I'm such a nonconformist

00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,801

that I'm not going to conform

with the rest of you.

00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,720

- Okay. I'll do it.

- Great!

00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,682

Whoa. I think we just got put

in our place.

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Yeah.

We just got goth-served.

00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,312

We got to find three other kids

that can dance.

00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,897

We should go to the arcade.

00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,023

The arcade?

00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,691

Yeah. There's this

Asian kid named Yao.

00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,527

He's an expert at that

Dance Dance Revolution game.

00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,156

[ Up-tempo music playing ]

00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,241

[ Woman vocalizing ]

00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,164

- Dude, he's incredible.

- He should be.

00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,375

He's here playing that game

every single day after school.

00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,752

I think he's spent about $6,000

on it so far.

00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,181

[ Music stops ]

00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,016

Hey, kid, you're pretty good.

00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:24,309

How'd you like to join

our dance troupe?

00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,396

You mean dancing without a

machine telling you what to do?

00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,731

- Yeah.

- That's stupid.

00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,483

Dude, we need you.

00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,943

I can't dance

without the machine.

00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,153

It's all right. My friend Chef

is gonna coach us.

00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,780

Okay.

I'll give it a shot.

00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,031

All right!

That's three.

00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,825

- Dude, we need a girl.

- Huh?

00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,451

We can't be a dance troupe

with just guys.

00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:42,911

People will think we're fags.

00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,204

Oh, yeah.

00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:46,456

Wait a minute.

I know just where to go.

00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,709

[ Rock music playing ]

00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,461

[ Indistinct conversations ]

00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,716

Hi, guys. Welcome to Raisins.

Three of you?

00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,968

We were just hoping we could

talk to you guys real quick.

00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,010

You have to buy wings

00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,346

if you want to talk

to the Raisins girls.

00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,349

We're putting all the best

dancers in South Park together

00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,726

to beat Orange County.

00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,727

Wow.

That sounds great.

00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,770

I always wanted to try

my dancing somewhere else.

00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,480

- So you'll do it?

- Why not?

00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,107

All right.

We just need one more person.

00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,651

We should get that kid that was

state champion in tap dancing.

00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,404

What? The state tap champion

is from here? Who?

00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:20,323

I think his name was

Leopold Stotch or something.

00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,700

Leopold Stotch?

00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,702

Wait a minute.

You mean...

00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,620

♪ Loo loo loo,

I've got some apples ♪

00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,289

♪ Loo loo loo,

you've got some, too ♪

00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,123

♪ Loo loo loo -- ♪

00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,916

Butters, you have some visitors.

00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,543

Oh!

Well, hi there, everybody!

00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,837

Butters, there's gonna be

a competition this Saturday,

00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,422

and we want you to join

our troupe.

00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923

Wow! Neato!

A competition?

00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,050

I'd love to!

What kind of competition is it?

00:12:39,176 --> 00:12:39,968

It's a dance-off.

00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,596

We heard you were tap-dancing

state champion two years ago.

00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,890

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,767

No.

00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,101

But you were, weren't you?

00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,770

Y-You went to the nationals

in Nebraska!

00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:53,106

No. No, no, no, no.

No, no! No!

00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,485

No!

No, no, no, no!

00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,528

Butters?

Butters!

00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,280

We just asked him to join

our dance troupe.

00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,615

We heard he was

state tap champion.

00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,326

Oh.

Oh, dear.

00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,619

I'm sorry, kids.

00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:09,039

It's just that Butters hasn't

danced since the tragedy.

00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,123

A tragedy?

00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,042

BUTTERS:

[ Crying ]

00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,252

I'm sorry, kids.

You'll have to go.

00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,422

Damn it. Where are we gonna get

our fifth member?

00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,217

I heard about this guy in Como

who has a duck that can dance.

00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,010

A duck?

Dude, don't be stupid.

00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,804

Those O.C. kids are

professional dancers.

00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,556

There's got to be one other

talented person in South Park.

00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,017

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:46,910

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,467

[ Screams, sobs ]

00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,847

All right.

So you're sure he can dance?

00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:10,183

Oh, yeah.

There he is. That's Jeffy.

00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,228

[ Quacks ]

00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,105

That don't look like

a dancing duck to me.

00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815

Well, that's 'cause

it needs music.

00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,692

H-Here you go, Jeffy.

00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,904

♪ You do a line,

and I'll do a line, honey ♪

00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,991

♪ You do a line,

and I'll do a line, babe ♪

00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,617

♪ You do a line,

and I'll do a line ♪

00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,494

♪ We'll fight and screw

till the morning time ♪

00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,330

♪ Honey, baby mine ♪

00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,791

♪ You do a line,

and I'll do a line, honey ♪

00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,835

I-Is that the only song

he'll dance to?

00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,379

No, no.

He'll dance to anything. See?

00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,716

♪ You snort K,

and I'll snort K, honey ♪

00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:45,176

♪ You snort K,

and I'll snort K, babe ♪

00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,011

♪ You snort K... ♪

00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,513

My friends, I think we have

ourselves a dance troupe.

00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,725

♪ Honey, baby mine ♪

00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,685

Butters?

00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:57,022

Butters, come on, sweetie.

It's gonna be okay.

00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,523

- [ Knock on door ]

- Come on, Butters.

00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,734

You went through

a lot of therapy for this.

00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,612

That was almost two years ago,

sweetie.

00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,572

Two years ago.

00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,157

Two years ago.

00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,450

[ Tapping ]

00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,786

[Applause ]

00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,331

MAN: That was Beverly Long

from Indianapolis, folks.

00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,332

Let her hear it.

00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,043

All right,

and now dancing to the song

00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,629

"I've Got Something

in My Front Pocket for You,"

00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:25,550

here is Colorado State champion

Leopold "Butters" Stotch!

00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,973

♪ I've got something

in my front pocket for you ♪

00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,310

♪ Why don't you reach on in

my pocket and see what it is? ♪

00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,686

♪ There -- grab onto it ♪

00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,104

♪ It's just for you ♪

00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,107

♪ Give a little squeeze

and say, "How do ya do?" ♪

00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,692

♪ There's something

in my front pocket ♪

00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,194

♪ There's something

in my front pocket ♪

00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,654

♪ There's something

in my front pocket -- ♪

00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:46,821

Whoop.

00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,907

- [ Electricity crackling ]

- Aah!

00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,701

[ Crowd screaming ]

00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,334

Paul?

Paul?!

00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,877

[ Electricity crackling ]

00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,756

[ Crowd screaming ]

00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,258

[ Screaming ]

00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,802

[ Grunts ]

00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,554

No! No!

00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,556

N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,646

All right, children.

Let's get to rehearsing.

00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:20,814

We don't have much time,

00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,149

and you've got to become

the best dance group you can be.

00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,693

I think we should --

00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,194

Whoa.

00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,947

[ Quacks ]

00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,033

This is the dance troupe?

00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,786

Yeah, dude. The best dancers

South Park has to offer.

00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,080

Oh, boy.

All right.

00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,873

Well, why don't you show me

what you got?

00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,750

I want to see

what you kids can do!

00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,211

♪ You can't step to my group,

so don't try it ♪

00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,255

♪ You can't burn with my pipe,

so don't light it ♪

00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,841

♪ I'm on the East floor crew,

and I'm better than you ♪

00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,218

♪ You like to suck my balls,

don't deny it ♪

00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,387

♪ You can't pop it like me,

so don't go there ♪

00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,806

♪ You'll never find a bigger

bitch player nowhere ♪

00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,142

♪ I put my jimmy in a ho,

start off slow ♪

00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,143

♪ I'm a good listener ♪

00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,769

Oh, Lord have mercy.

00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,814

Children, children!

No, no. You got it all wrong.

00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,190

Don't you see, children?

00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:08,194

You have the heart,

but you don't have the soul.

00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,195

No, no.

Wait.

00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:12,949

You have the soul,

but you don't have the heart.

00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,743

No, no.

Scratch that.

00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,664

You have the heart and the soul,

but you don't have the talent.

00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,375

We're gonna get served

on Saturday, aren't we?

00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,169

What?

I don't want to get served.

00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,379

Yeah. You didn't tell us

we might get served!

00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,465

That was the whole point

was these guys came down

00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,175

and they said we were gonna

get served if we don't --

00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,885

All right, all right.

Quiet, children!

00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,970

Now, nobody's getting served

if I can help it.

00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,139

We just got to buckle down,

dig deep,

00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267

and pray that maybe the other

team comes down with cancer.

00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,396

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,110

What do you want?

00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,237

I came to ask you one more time

to join the crew.

00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,572

Everyone is practicing

really hard,

00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,783

but I don't think we have

any kind of shot without you.

00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,327

Sorry, Stan.

I'm not a dancer anymore.

00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,745

I gave that up.

00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,247

Your mom says you were one of

the best dancers in the country.

00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,750

Did she also tell you my dancing

got eight people killed?

00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,460

Yeah.

She said your shoe came off.

00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,836

- It wasn't your fault.

- Yeah.

00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,631

Well, you tell that

to their families.

00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,301

Look, Butters. Accidents happen.

We all have to live with that.

00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,552

I let those people down!

00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,846

Don't you get it, man?

Eight people died!

00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,141

Well, it was nine, actually.

One of the women was pregnant.

00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:20,850

What?

00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,685

And 11 if you count

the two family members

00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,853

that killed themselves

afterwards.

00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,897

- Aah!

- That isn't the point, Butters.

00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,857

The point is that this is now.

It's on.

00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,609

And there are people

who need you to step up.

00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,569

Look, nobody likes

having to rise to a challenge,

00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,905

but competing against other

people and getting in their face

00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,032

and saying, "Ha ha. I'm better

than you" is part of life.

00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,408

And if you can't face that,

00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,077

you might as well just sit here

and play with Legos

00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,745

until you're an old man.

00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,872

Get out of my room, Stan.

00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,374

Fine.

00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,085

But someday you're gonna

have to stop running

00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,753

from what happened

and start dealing with it.

00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,255

Otherwise you might

as well move to France

00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:51,881

with all the other pussies.

00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,307

[ Up-tempo music playing ]

00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,978

Yeah!

Make some noise!

00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,730

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,734

Ladies and gentlemen,

man, y'all in for a treat.

00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,029

Whichever crew wins tonight,

you want to remember their faces

00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,823

'cause the next time

you see them

00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,825

will be in Lil' Kim's

next video!

00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,535

Give it up for Lil' Kim!

00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,372

What's up, niggas?

00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,208

This is gonna be

a rough battle, y'all.

00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,211

So let's give it up

for the O.C. crew!

00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,298

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,801

And the challengers,

the South Park Diggities.

00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,052

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,472

Man, it is about to get crazy

up in here.

00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,016

Aw, yeah.

00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,393

All right, y'all.

It's showtime.

00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,312

MAN:

Dancers to the floor.

00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,648

Stan -- Stan,

we have a big problem.

00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:51,691

- What?

- It's Jeffy.

00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:52,984

He sprained his ankle.

00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,029

[ Quacks ]

00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,113

What happened?!

00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,449

He was practicing the 6/8 count

and slipped on the floor.

00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,492

Come on, fools.

You dancing or what?

00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,536

- Can he move it?

- [ Quacks ]

00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,746

Aw, what do we do, Chef?

00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,915

Rules are you have to have

five dancers.

00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,834

We have no choice, children.

We have to forfeit.

00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,669

Looks like they ain't

even gonna dance.

00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:12,670

They're too scared.

00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:14,964

Looks like they

already got served!

00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:18,218

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,141

Hey.

Can I still dance with you guys?

00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,477

- Butters!

- All right!

00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,103

[ Cheers and applause ]

00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,105

All right! Come on!

Let's do this.

00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,608

Deejay, give us a hot track.

00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,110

- [ Record scratching ]

- ♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪

00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,779

♪ You got nothing on me ♪

00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,781

♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪

00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,407

♪ You got nothing on me ♪

00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,117

♪ Let's see you ♪

00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,619

♪ Let's see you ♪

00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,579

♪ Dance, sucka ♪

00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,790

[ Music continues ]

00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,003

♪ Let's see you dance, sucka ♪

00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,129

♪ You got nothing on me ♪

00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,174

♪ Let's see you dance ♪

00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,384

Whaa!

00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,594

[ Electricity crackling ]

00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,054

Aah!

00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,473

No! Jesus!

Not again!

00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,599

[ Screams ]

00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,059

Let's get out of here!

00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,062

[ Dramatic music plays ]

00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,404

Folks...it looks like

the O.C. crew is dead.

00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:22,782

That means the winner

is the South Park Diggities!

00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,825

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,575

All right!

00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,411

All right!

We did it!

00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,371

- All right, Butters!

- All right, Butters! You did it.

00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,581

You did it, son.

You did it.

00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,833

- All right, Butters!

- You did it!

00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835

- Good going, Butters!

- Yeah, Butters!

00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,461

No! No!

00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,338

N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:40,341

♪ I've got something

in my front pocket for you ♪

00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,594

♪ Why don't you reach on in

my pocket and see what it is? ♪

00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,431

♪ Then grab onto it,

it's just for you ♪

00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,434

♪ Give a little squeeze

and say, "how do ya do?" ♪

00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,978

♪ Something in

my front pocket for you ♪

00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,855

♪ Why don't you

reach on in my pocket ♪

00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,231

♪ And see what it is? ♪

00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,357

♪ There -- grab onto it ♪

00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,859

♪ It's just for you ♪

00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,987

♪ Give a little squeeze

and say, "How do ya do?" ♪

00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,530

♪ There's something

in my front pocket ♪

00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,073

♪ There's something

in my front pocket ♪