Изюминки

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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All right, you guys.

It's first down.

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I'll hike the ball

on the third "set, hut."

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Kyle and Cartman,

go deep post-outs.

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Kenny, run a slant

up the middle.

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Butters, be ready

for the screen.

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Right.

What are we playing again?

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Football.

- Got it.

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Okay. 23!

Blue! 23!

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Set! Hut!

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Set! Hut!

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Wendy breaks up.

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- What?

- Wendy breaks up with you.

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W-Whoa. Wait a minute!

What did I do wrong?

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I haven't even talked

to Wendy for weeks!

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She just doesn't want

to be with you anymore.

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She said she still

wants to be friends.

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Whatever, Bebe.

Like Stan really cares.

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Just get out of our football

game, you stupid skank!

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Fuck you, fat ass!

You guys are assholes!

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Oh, yeah? Well, at least we have

assholes, you dumb girl!

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Yeah!

- That's right.

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God, you're so stupid!

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What a whore.

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Yeah. Like Stan gives a crap

if Wendy breaks up.

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♪ Don't know what you got ♪

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♪ Till it's gone ♪

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Stan?

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Come on, Stan.

It's first down still.

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♪ I did so wro-o-o-ng ♪

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♪ Now I know what I've got ♪

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♪ It's just this song ♪

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♪ And it ain't easy

to get back ♪

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♪ Takes so lo-o-o-ng ♪

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♪ Ow ♪

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♪ Don't know what you got ♪

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♪ Till it's gone ♪

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Kyle, will you go talk

to Wendy for me?

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Why?

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'Cause I need to know

why she broke up.

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Aw, dude, come on.

I got to do my science homework.

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Dude, please!

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I might still have a chance

to make things work.

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Please, just go talk to her.

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God damn it.

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Wendy, Stan wants to know

why you break up.

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Look, Stan is really nice.

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I just don't want to be

boyfriend and girlfriend.

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I've been wanting to break up

for a while.

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It's nothing against him.

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'Kay.

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She says she's been wanting

to break up for a while

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and it's nothing against you.

- What? That's no answer!

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Go tell her to be more direct

with me.

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No, dude.

I'm out.

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Go talk to her yourself.

Be poetic.

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Kyle, this is my life.

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Jimmy!

- H-Hey, Stan.

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Jimmy, will you go talk

to Wendy for me?

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For -- For w-- For w-what?

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Just go talk to her

and be poetic.

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Tell her she's my muse.

No, tell her -- tell her --

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she's a continuing source

of inspiration to me.

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She's what?

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She's a continuing source

of inspiration to me.

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Okay.

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Hey, Wen--

Hey, W-Wendy.

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Yeah?

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Stan says you're a cont--

you're a cont--

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Stan says you're a cont--

cont-- cont--

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Well, tell Stan to fuck off!

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You're a continuing source

of inspiration to him.

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Well?

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She just walked away, Stan.

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You're gonna have to face

facts -- It's over.

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Over.

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♪ I'm all out of love ♪

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♪ I'm so lost without you ♪

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♪ I know you were right ♪

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♪ Believing for so long ♪

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♪ I'm all out of love ♪

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Stan?

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Jesus.

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We came over to cheer you up,

Stan!

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Go away.

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Stan, you can't keep doing

this to yourself.

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You have to go live.

- Why?

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What's the point of living

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when the only girl

I'll ever love is gone?

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God, what a fag!

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Dude, not now.

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You guys have no idea

how this feels.

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It's like, you always hear songs

about a broken heart,

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and you think

it's just a figure of speech.

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But it's true.

My chest hurts.

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I feel this, like, sinking

feeling where my heart is.

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It's broken.

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Geez.

He's worse than I thought.

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What do we do now?

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Should I try telling him

a f-fantastic joke?

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No. We just have to show him

there's other girls out there.

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I say we take him to Raisins.

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What's Raisins?

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Hey, guys.

Welcome to Raisins.

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Six of you?

Right over here.

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So, you guys having

a good time today?

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Uh-huh.

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How about some more Fun Fries,

guys?

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Okay.

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Oh, I'm glad you guys

came in.

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Everyone in here

is such a loser,

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but you guys seem really cool.

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Here you go, guys.

Lexus will be right with you.

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What do you think, Stan?

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These girls are pretty cute,

huh?

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Jesus Christ. I think I've died

and gone to heaven.

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This place is awesome!

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How do you know?

We haven't even tried the food.

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Hey, guys!

- Whoa!

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How are we doing this afternoon?

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Good.

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I'm so glad you guys came in.

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Everyone in here

is such a loser,

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but you guys seem really cool.

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W-We are!

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So, what can I get you?

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Okay, I'm gonna get

the Zingy Tingy Wings

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and Mozzarella Tasty Tots and --

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oh, and the Bite-Size Pizzazas

and a pitcher of lemonade.

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Great! I'll put your order in

right now.

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You guys, I think

our Raisins Girl likes me.

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She touched my back

when she walked away.

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Did you see that?

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Raisins Girls!

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Whoo-hoo!

- Do it!

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Hey!

Hey, look over there, Stan!

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That Raisins Girl

is really cute, huh?

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Why don't you say hi to her?

Excuse me!

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Hi, guys!

My name's Porsche.

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Hey.

This is Stan.

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Oh, hey, cutie!

How are you?

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I love your hat.

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I used to have a hat

just like that,

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except it was black, and it

didn't have a puff ball on it.

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Oh, my God.

My hands are so cold!

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How come people have hands,

anyway?

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Did you ever wonder that?

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♪ It's fun to stay at the ♪

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♪ Y-M-C-A ♪

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♪ Y-M-C-A ♪

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Oh, my God.

You guys.

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This is the greatest place

in the world.

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Have you ever noticed how much

sand there is at the beach?

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I mean,

haven't you ever wondered

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where all the sand came from?

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Oh, my God.

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This one time, I saw a beetle

that was this big.

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Ew!

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Can we go, please?

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Okay, okay.

Come on, you guys.

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Oh, my God. Thank you guys

so much for coming to Raisins.

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Oh, sweetie, are you leaving?

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Well, I don't want to, Lexus,

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but my stupid friends

want to go.

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Aw! Well, when am I gonna get

to see you again?

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When do you want to see me?

- As soon as possible!

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Oh, my God!

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Here. We left you a tip already,

but here's another $5.

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Oh, you are such a sweetie!

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Come here, you!

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Ahh.

Ahh...

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Bye, guys!

Thanks for coming to Raisins!

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Well, Stan,

do you feel b-better now?

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No, dude.

I feel worse!

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We're just trying to show you

there's other girls out there.

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Dude, I don't have time

to start over with other girls.

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I'm 9 years old, dude!

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If I don't work things out

with Wendy,

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I could be alone my whole life!

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She wants to see me again!

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My Raisins Girl said

she wants to see me again!

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I can't let Wendy go.

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I've been having my friends do

all the talking for me.

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It's time I took control!

- What are you doing?

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Something I should have done

a long time ago.

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Bebe, you need to go talk

to Wendy for me right now!

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All this time,

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I've been trying to have my

friends do the talking for me.

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Now I realize

I need her friends to do it.

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Tell her I love her.

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Stan, why don't you show her

you love her?

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If you really want Wendy back,

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try doing the most romantic

thing you can think of.

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Okay. So what's the most

romantic thing I can think of?

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If you really want a shot

at getting her back,

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stand outside her window,

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hold a boom box over your head,

and play Peter Gabriel.

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♪ Don't you know

you're gonna shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Hey, hey, shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Shock the monkey ♪

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♪ Shock the monkey ♪

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Okay, Porsche!

See you tomorrow!

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Bye, Mercedes!

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- Lexus!

- Uh-oh.

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Uh, hi, sweetie.

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I waited all night

for you to get off work.

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Oh, really? That's great!

Uh, Maury?

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I-I just -- I just couldn't stop

thinking about you.

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There a problem?

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Could you, uh,

just help walk me to my bike?

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Right.

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Thanks again for the big tip.

You are such a sweetie.

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Come back and see me real soon,

okay?

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Oh, wait. Lexus.

Geez. I almost forgot.

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I got you this present.

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Oh, wow!

Thanks, cutie!

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It's a little stuffed bear

dressed like a rabbit.

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Gosh. That's the nicest gift

I've gotten all night.

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Thank you!

Well, I got to go, honey.

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Be sure to come back to Raisins

and see me again, okay?

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Well, yeah, but --

Hey. Hey -- Hey, Lexus?

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Well, I was thinking --

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I was thinking that we should go

do something sometime.

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Oh, gee.

That would be great, honey.

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But I'm really busy this week.

Tell you what.

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You come back to Raisins,

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and we'll be able to hang out

all we want, okay?

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Okay!

- Bye, cutie!

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Bye -- Bye, darling!

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Wow.

A real-life relationship.

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All right, kids.

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Out on the gym floor

for P.E. class!

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Come on, Stan.

We're gonna play dodge ball.

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I can't believe it.

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She's in love

with somebody else.

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Dude, you need to snap out

of this!

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So Wendy left you for Token.

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What are you gonna do, just be

miserable your whole life?

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There's nothing else I can do.

She was my whole life.

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Oh, come on, dude!

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All you've done for the last

four days is mope around!

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You might as well go hang out

with those goth kids

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who dress in black and talk

about pain all the time!

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Maybe I should.

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At least they

would understand me.

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Maybe I should go hang

with the goth kids.

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Life is pain.

Life is only pain.

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We're all taught to believe

in happy, fairy-tale endings...

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but there is only blackness --

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dark, depressing loneliness

that eats at your soul.

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Who needs that Ken and Barbie

love, anyway?

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Everyone's just walking around

like a bunch of conformists.

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Go ahead and wear

your business suit

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so you can make $34,000 a year

and buy your condominium.

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They're all zombies

racing to their graves.

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Love didn't work

for my mom and dad.

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Why should it work for me?

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My dad is such an asshole.

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Drunken bastard

doesn't even know I exist,

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but then he won't let me go

to the Skinny Puppy concert

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because my heroin-addict aunt

is coming over for dinner.

00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,032

Dinner?

That's a laugh.

00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,450

Just an excuse for my mom

to bitch at me

00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,493

for not wearing girly clothes

00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,162

like the other Britney Spears

wannabes at this school.

00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:07,459

They're all a bunch

of Nazi conformist cheerleaders.

00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:13,465

But if life is only pain,

then what's the point of living?

00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:17,094

Just to make life more

miserable for the conformists.

00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,054

All right.

So how do I join you?

00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,056

If you want to be

one of the nonconformists,

00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,766

all you have to do

is dress just like us

00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,185

and listen to the same music

we do.

00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,187

'Kay.

00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,651

I know it's your first day,

Ferrari,

00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,236

so I want to go over

the basics with you.

00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,362

Okay.

00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,905

First of all,

there's a five-foot rule --

00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,407

If you come within five feet

of a customer,

00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,533

you need to acknowledge them,

00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,784

even if they're not

at your table.

00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,202

"Hey, cutie!"

00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,329

When you're not serving food

or talking with customers,

00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,747

you need to dance around

and have fun.

00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,124

We have things like Hula-Hoops,

silly strings,

00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,834

and water guns

to play with the other girls.

00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:49,876

Be sure to giggle a lot,

00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,670

and be sure to show off

your Raisins.

00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,213

Now, when you take

a customer's order,

00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,673

you need to sit down

at the table with them.

00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,174

It makes them think

you're interested.

00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,510

Write your name down for them

and make them feel special.

00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,763

"Oh, man, I am so bored.

Thank God you guys came in!"

00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,848

If you want good tips,

00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,975

the most important thing

is physical contact.

00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,268

Just a simple hold of the arm

00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,770

can be the difference between $5

and $20.

00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,064

"I'll be right back

with your order, guys!"

00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,316

Wow.

Thank you so much, Mercedes.

00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,360

Okay. Well, I guess we're

ready to open for business.

00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,236

Good luck.

00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,280

Go ahead and open for business,

Porsche!

00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,448

Okay!

00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,452

Hi!

Welcome to Raisins!

00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,620

Hi!

Is Lexus here?

00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,290

Hey, cutie!

- Darling!

00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,000

How are we doing today?

00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,503

Oh, God.

I missed you so much.

00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,173

"Shallow life.

00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,300

Drowning alone, I gasp for air.

00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,677

Coldness creeps over pale skin.

00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:44,264

There is sadness so deep

it pulls me down.

00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,309

Happiness dies in the deep,

dark sea."

00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,853

Yeah, happiness dies.

00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,313

Yeah.

00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,981

All right.

Your turn, Stan.

00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,484

Read one of your poems

about pain.

00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,527

"There is darkness

all around me.

00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,821

Deep, piercing black.

I cannot breathe.

00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,156

My heart has been raped."

00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,073

Whoa.

00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,492

"The pain is everlasting.

00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,993

I miss you so much, babe.

00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,870

Want to hold you

in my arms again, girl.

00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,330

Want to --"

- Whoa. Whoa. Dude.

00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,748

Those last two lines

aren't goth.

00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,041

- They're not?

- No, dude.

00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,834

You can't say,

"I miss you so much, babe.

00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,461

I want to hold you in my arms."

00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,505

Make it,

"I miss seeing you so much,

00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,924

I want to slice my eyes out

with razor blades."

00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,343

Henrietta!

Hi, sweetie!

00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,136

Go away, Mom!

Leave me alone!

00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,764

Daddy and I just got

your birthday present!

00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,016

But you can't see what it is

till tomorrow.

00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,185

You'd like to wait

till I was dead, wouldn't you?

00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,103

You'd like to see

the maggots eat my face.

00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,564

You are so creative, honey.

00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,858

Conformist bitch.

00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,360

Yeah.

00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,237

♪ Living in America ♪

Whoo-hoo!

00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,655

All right!

Yeah!

00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,910

Thanks for calling Raisins!

This is Porsche!

00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,162

Have you tried

our Double-Whammy Wings?

00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,749

Hi. Is Lexus there, please?

This is her boyfriend.

00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,961

Thanks for calling Raisins!

This is Lexus!

00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:56,962

Hey, Lexus!

00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,506

Hi, sweetie!

Who's this?

00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,091

It's me -- Butters!

00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,426

Oh, okay.

Hi, cutie!

00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,097

Hey, sweetie!

So, how are you, honey?

00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,307

I'm fine.

I miss you, though.

00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,351

Yeah.

School was pretty tough today.

00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,104

We had two quizzes,

and one of them was a pop quiz.

00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,356

Sometimes I think our classes

are too hard.

00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,692

But I thought about you

all day long, I promise!

00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,570

So, how is your day going?

- Good, good!

00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,197

H-Hey, sweetie, I was thinking

tonight you could come over

00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,575

and we could watch

"The Exorcist" on DVD!

00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,618

Oh, gee.

I don't know, cutie.

00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,871

Why don't you just come down

to Raisins?

00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,206

W-Well, I kind of don't have

any money left.

00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,709

I spent it all at Raisins

the last six times.

00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,170

Oh, that's too bad, cutie.

I really want to see you!

00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,172

Oh, I really want to see you,

too, baby!

00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,883

Don't -- Don't worry,

I'll get more money!

00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,926

'Kay, Tigger.

Got to run!

00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,095

Okay.

Uh, hey, Lexus.

00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,681

Well, there's something

I've been meaning to say.

00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,516

♪ Eye to eye ♪

00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,851

Here it goes.

00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,019

Lexus, I --

00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,437

Oh, geez.

Maybe I shouldn't say it.

00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,147

No. Wait.

I want to say it.

00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,440

I love you!

00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,151

Oh, my gosh!

00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,237

Dad, I need an advance

on my allowance again.

00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,907

Oh, no, Butters.

You got an advance two days ago.

00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,450

But I spent it all!

00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,619

What are you spending

all that money on, Butters?

00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,078

On my girlfriend.

00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,330

Girlfriend?

00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,498

You have a girlfriend, Butters?

00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,625

Yeah.

00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,711

And she's a...girl, right?

00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,338

Yep.

- Well, all right!

00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,840

Good for you, Butters!

- Oh, that is so cute.

00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,175

When do we get to meet her?

00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,968

Well, I was hoping

to go see her right now.

00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,471

You can come along, but don't

embarrass me or nothing.

00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,514

I'm sure she'll be real nervous

to impress you.

00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,432

Don't worry, Butters.

00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,809

We just want to say hi and then

we'll leave you two alone.

00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,186

Okay!

00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,271

You see?

00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,357

I told you

he wouldn't turn out gay.

00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,525

All right.

You win.

00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,157

Hey, can we get more coffee

over here?

00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,618

Damn it, are you kids just

gonna sit here all night again

00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,119

and drink $6 worth of coffee?

00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,413

Why don't you get a life?!

00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,082

Conformist.

00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,583

Have fun in your rat-race life,

00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,835

living paycheck to paycheck

for corporate gains.

00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:01,920

Yeah.

00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,838

Dude, you haven't drank

your coffee.

00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,173

I don't drink coffee.

00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,343

You can't be a nonconformist

if you don't drink coffee.

00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,057

Oh, Jesus Christ!

I had to see it to believe it.

00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,350

What the hell are you doing?

00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:20,063

Breathing deep the darkness

that envelops my soul.

00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,357

God damn it, dude. Your mom

and dad want you to come home.

00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,109

So they can fill my head

with more Disney lies

00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,360

about how perfect the world is?

00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,361

I don't think so.

00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,571

Yeah, why don't you just go back

to your Justin Timberlake

00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,448

and your homework,

you conformist asshole?

00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,200

You just don't know

what real pain is.

00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,618

Oh, like you know what pain is!

00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,954

Go try living in a third-world

country, you little pussy.

00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,205

I'm not gonna live in

a third-world country

00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,289

with all the conformists.

00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,416

Stan, this is it --

00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,292

time to stop feeling sorry

for yourself and come home.

00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,211

Everyone cares about you

and everyone wants you back.

00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,338

What about Wendy?

Is she still with Token?

00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,506

Yeah, she is.

00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,049

Then people shouldn't care

about me,

00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,509

because I don't care about them.

00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,845

What's the point of caring

when all it brings is pain?

00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,179

For sure.

00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,764

Fine.

That's it. I give up.

00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,641

Have fun being miserable.

00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,184

Conformist.

00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,978

Yeah.

00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,858

Here we are, Mom and Dad!

00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,820

Hi! Welcome to Raisins!

Three of you?

00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,156

Hi, Mercedes.

It's me -- Lexus' boyfriend.

00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,782

I brought my parents over

to meet her.

00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,243

Great. Be sure to try

our Cheddar Poppers.

00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,745

Right this way.

00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,707

Who else wants a signed

Raisins Girls calendar for $5?!

00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,375

Whoo-hoo!

- All right!

00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,085

Stephen, what is this place?

00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,295

I don't know.

00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,048

Here you go.

Porsche will be right with you.

00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,884

Go ahead and have a seat, guys.

I got to go find Lexus!

00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,846

Hey, cutie.

You having a good time?

00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:35,805

Yeah.

00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,058

Oh, boy.

I think I know what's happened.

00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,350

Our son hasn't learned yet

00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,352

that girls will pretend

to like him for money.

00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,522

This place is horrible --

to objectify girls like this.

00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,357

Hi, guys.

Can I take your order?

00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,818

Little girl,

you shouldn't be working here.

00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,488

I shouldn't? Where am I

supposed to be working?

00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,198

No, I mean you shouldn't

work somewhere

00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,866

where you're paid

for how you look.

00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,159

You should be learning a skill

00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,870

so you can grow up to be a

businesswoman or even a doctor.

00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,371

Who knows?

You could cure cancer.

00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,040

I could cure cancer?

00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,167

Oh, my God.

That would be so cool!

00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,879

I had a cancer sore on my lip

once, and it hurt so bad!

00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,798

Oh.

Never mind.

00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,133

I think Raisins might be

the perfect place for you.

00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,010

Cool!

00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,930

Mom, Dad, this is Lexus.

00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,057

Hi!

Welcome to Raisins!

00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,684

Uh, Butters, can we have

a little talk with you?

00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,019

- Outside.

- Huh?

00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,731

Anything you have to say to me,

you can say in front of Lexus.

00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:30,110

Butters, these girls pretend

to be interested in you

00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,070

because they know

you'll give them tips.

00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,071

Huh?

00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,114

You see, Butters,

00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,158

women know that they can make

men do anything by flirting.

00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,204

And some girls, like these,

turn that into a profession.

00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,747

Oh.

I see.

00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,624

You don't approve

of my girlfriend!

00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,501

Well, let me tell you something,

Mom and Dad,

00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,586

our love is as pure

as a mountain spring!

00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,004

The odds may be stacked

against us,

00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,506

but we're gonna give it

our best shot!

00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,258

And so if you can't be happy

for us,

00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,802

you can just go to heck,

mom and dad!

00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:56,719

Come on, Lexus!

00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:59,055

I'm moving out of my parents'

house and moving in with you.

00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,723

Let's blow this joint!

00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,267

What are you talking about, kid?

00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,519

We are not boyfriend

and girlfriend.

00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,980

What?

Lexus, what are you saying?

00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,441

Are you saying...you don't

want to be together anymore?

00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,277

I'm sorry, sweetie.

00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:15,155

So that's it?

We're broken up now?

00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,657

I got to get these curly fries

to table 12.

00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:20,910

Well, go ahead and go.

00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,620

It's best we don't say

anything more.

00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,455

There's nothing left to say.

00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,874

It's over.

00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,293

Our relationship is o-over.

00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,671

♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,174

♪ I'm so lost without you ♪

00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,050

♪ I know you were right ♪

00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,803

♪ Believing for so long ♪

00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,513

♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,891

Look at that --

another tortured soul.

00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,809

Another life of pain.

00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,771

Hey, Raven, check it out.

00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:49,981

Butters?

00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,149

Oh.

00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,775

Oh, hey -- hey, Stan.

00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,152

What's the matter with you?

00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,486

Well...

00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,822

My -- My girlfriend

broke up with me.

00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,992

Did she step on your heart

with stiletto shoes?

00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,202

Yeah.

00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,745

Sure does hurt.

00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,581

That's cool. I guess you can

join up with us if you want.

00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,917

We're gonna go to the graveyard

and write poems about death

00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,835

and how pointless life is.

00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,754

Oh, no, thanks.

00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,922

I-I love life.

00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,216

Huh?

But you just got dumped.

00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,092

Well, yeah, and I'm sad.

00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,011

But at the same time,

I'm really happy

00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,013

that something can make me

feel that sad.

00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,016

It's like...it -- it makes me

feel alive, you know?

00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,559

It makes me feel human.

00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,603

The only way I could feel

this sad now

00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,897

is if I felt something

really good before,

00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,899

so I have to take the bad

with the good.

00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:36,069

So I guess what I'm feeling

is like a beautiful sadness.

00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,946

I guess that sounds stupid.

00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,073

Yeah.

- No.

00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,367

No, Butters. That doesn't

sound stupid at all.

00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,535

Thanks for offering to let me

in your clique, guys,

00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,788

but to be honest, I'd rather be

a crying little pussy

00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,331

than a faggy goth kid.

00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,415

We'll see ya, Stan.

00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,752

He's right.

00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,545

I don't even know who I am

anymore.

00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,756

I like liking life

a lot more than hating it.

00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,008

Screw you guys.

I'm going home.

00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,596

Go ahead and go back

to your sunshine fairy tale!

00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,354

Okay. It's third down!

Now, somebody make a play!

00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,814

Hey.

Can I join in?

00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:13,815

What happened?

00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,692

Aren't you still wallowing

in pain?

00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,694

Yeah, it still hurts a lot,

but I just realized

00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,946

that there's gonna be a lot

of painful times in life,

00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,824

so I'd better learn to deal

with it the right way.

00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,660

Hey, Wendy.

00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,328

You're a bitch.

00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,956

Token?

Right here, buddy.

00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,627

Oh, dude, it's -- it's good

to have you back.

00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,587

Yeah.

Let's play ball.

00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,098

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,599

♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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All right, you guys.

It's first down.

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I'll hike the ball

on the third "set, hut."

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Kyle and Cartman,

go deep post-outs.

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Kenny, run a slant

up the middle.

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Butters, be ready

for the screen.

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Right.

What are we playing again?

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Football.

- Got it.

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Okay. 23!

Blue! 23!

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Set! Hut!

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Set! Hut!

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Wendy breaks up.

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- What?

- Wendy breaks up with you.

00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,189

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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W-Whoa. Wait a minute!

What did I do wrong?

00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:06,817

I haven't even talked

to Wendy for weeks!

00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,527

She just doesn't want

to be with you anymore.

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She said she still

wants to be friends.

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Whatever, Bebe.

Like Stan really cares.

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Just get out of our football

game, you stupid skank!

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Fuck you, fat ass!

You guys are assholes!

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Oh, yeah? Well, at least we have

assholes, you dumb girl!

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Yeah!

- That's right.

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God, you're so stupid!

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What a whore.

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Yeah. Like Stan gives a crap

if Wendy breaks up.

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♪ Don't know what you got ♪

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♪ Till it's gone ♪

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Stan?

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Come on, Stan.

It's first down still.

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♪ I did so wro-o-o-ng ♪

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♪ Now I know what I've got ♪

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♪ It's just this song ♪

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♪ And it ain't easy

to get back ♪

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♪ Takes so lo-o-o-ng ♪

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♪ Ow ♪

00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,873

♪ Don't know what you got ♪

00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:06,627

♪ Till it's gone ♪

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[ Bell rings ]

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Kyle, will you go talk

to Wendy for me?

00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:21,475

Why?

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'Cause I need to know

why she broke up.

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Aw, dude, come on.

I got to do my science homework.

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Dude, please!

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I might still have a chance

to make things work.

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Please, just go talk to her.

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[ Sighs ]

God damn it.

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Wendy, Stan wants to know

why you break up.

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Look, Stan is really nice.

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I just don't want to be

boyfriend and girlfriend.

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I've been wanting to break up

for a while.

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It's nothing against him.

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'Kay.

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She says she's been wanting

to break up for a while

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and it's nothing against you.

- What? That's no answer!

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Go tell her to be more direct

with me.

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No, dude.

I'm out.

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Go talk to her yourself.

Be poetic.

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Kyle, this is my life.

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Jimmy!

- H-Hey, Stan.

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Jimmy, will you go talk

to Wendy for me?

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For -- For w-- For w-what?

00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,267

Just go talk to her

and be poetic.

00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:06,020

Tell her she's my muse.

No, tell her -- tell her --

00:03:06,145 --> 00:03:09,148

she's a continuing source

of inspiration to me.

00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,149

She's what?

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She's a continuing source

of inspiration to me.

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Okay.

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Hey, Wen--

Hey, W-Wendy.

00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,158

Yeah?

00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:22,870

Stan says you're a cont--

you're a cont--

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Stan says you're a cont--

cont-- cont--

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Well, tell Stan to fuck off!

00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:30,586

You're a continuing source

of inspiration to him.

00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:34,590

Well?

00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,383

She just walked away, Stan.

00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:39,553

You're gonna have to face

facts -- It's over.

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Over.

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♪ I'm all out of love ♪

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♪ I'm so lost without you ♪

00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,688

♪ I know you were right ♪

00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,274

♪ Believing for so long ♪

00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,859

♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,402

Stan?

00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,029

Jesus.

00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,323

We came over to cheer you up,

Stan!

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Go away.

00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:02,618

Stan, you can't keep doing

this to yourself.

00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,119

You have to go live.

- Why?

00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:05,371

What's the point of living

00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:07,373

when the only girl

I'll ever love is gone?

00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,250

God, what a fag!

00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:11,001

Dude, not now.

00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,045

You guys have no idea

how this feels.

00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,673

It's like, you always hear songs

about a broken heart,

00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,424

and you think

it's just a figure of speech.

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But it's true.

My chest hurts.

00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:22,554

I feel this, like, sinking

feeling where my heart is.

00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,473

It's broken.

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Geez.

He's worse than I thought.

00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:27,893

What do we do now?

00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,396

Should I try telling him

a f-fantastic joke?

00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,481

No. We just have to show him

there's other girls out there.

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I say we take him to Raisins.

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What's Raisins?

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[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Indistinct conversations,

rock music playing ]

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Hey, guys.

Welcome to Raisins.

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Six of you?

Right over here.

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So, you guys having

a good time today?

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[all]

Uh-huh.

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How about some more Fun Fries,

guys?

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[all]

Okay.

00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,002

Oh, I'm glad you guys

came in.

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Everyone in here

is such a loser,

00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,671

but you guys seem really cool.

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Here you go, guys.

Lexus will be right with you.

00:04:58,757 --> 00:04:59,675

What do you think, Stan?

00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,843

These girls are pretty cute,

huh?

00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,637

Jesus Christ. I think I've died

and gone to heaven.

00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,431

This place is awesome!

00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,391

How do you know?

We haven't even tried the food.

00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,727

Hey, guys!

- Whoa!

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How are we doing this afternoon?

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[all]

Good.

00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:13,981

I'm so glad you guys came in.

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Everyone in here

is such a loser,

00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,984

but you guys seem really cool.

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W-We are!

00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,570

So, what can I get you?

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Okay, I'm gonna get

the Zingy Tingy Wings

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and Mozzarella Tasty Tots and --

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oh, and the Bite-Size Pizzazas

and a pitcher of lemonade.

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Great! I'll put your order in

right now.

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You guys, I think

our Raisins Girl likes me.

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She touched my back

when she walked away.

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Did you see that?

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Raisins Girls!

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Whoo-hoo!

- Do it!

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Hey!

Hey, look over there, Stan!

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That Raisins Girl

is really cute, huh?

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Why don't you say hi to her?

Excuse me!

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Hi, guys!

My name's Porsche.

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Hey.

This is Stan.

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Oh, hey, cutie!

How are you?

00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:50,934

I love your hat.

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I used to have a hat

just like that,

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except it was black, and it

didn't have a puff ball on it.

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Oh, my God.

My hands are so cold!

00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,942

How come people have hands,

anyway?

00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,736

Did you ever wonder that?

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♪ It's fun to stay at the ♪

00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,616

[all]

♪ Y-M-C-A ♪

00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:07,534

[ Cheering ]

00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,161

♪ Y-M-C-A ♪

00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,288

Oh, my God.

You guys.

00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,582

This is the greatest place

in the world.

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Have you ever noticed how much

sand there is at the beach?

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I mean,

haven't you ever wondered

00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,129

where all the sand came from?

00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:19,963

Oh, my God.

00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:22,633

This one time, I saw a beetle

that was this big.

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Ew!

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Can we go, please?

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Okay, okay.

Come on, you guys.

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Oh, my God. Thank you guys

so much for coming to Raisins.

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Oh, sweetie, are you leaving?

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Well, I don't want to, Lexus,

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but my stupid friends

want to go.

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Aw! Well, when am I gonna get

to see you again?

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When do you want to see me?

- As soon as possible!

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Oh, my God!

00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:44,613

Here. We left you a tip already,

but here's another $5.

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Oh, you are such a sweetie!

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Come here, you!

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Ahh.

Ahh...

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Bye, guys!

Thanks for coming to Raisins!

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Well, Stan,

do you feel b-better now?

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No, dude.

I feel worse!

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We're just trying to show you

there's other girls out there.

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Dude, I don't have time

to start over with other girls.

00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:01,964

I'm 9 years old, dude!

00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,298

If I don't work things out

with Wendy,

00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:04,508

I could be alone my whole life!

00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:05,759

She wants to see me again!

00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,011

My Raisins Girl said

she wants to see me again!

00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,221

I can't let Wendy go.

00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,932

I've been having my friends do

all the talking for me.

00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,892

It's time I took control!

- What are you doing?

00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,520

Something I should have done

a long time ago.

00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:20,149

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,371

Bebe, you need to go talk

to Wendy for me right now!

00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,581

[ Sighs ]

- All this time,

00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,749

I've been trying to have my

friends do the talking for me.

00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,460

Now I realize

I need her friends to do it.

00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:40,502

Tell her I love her.

00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,421

Stan, why don't you show her

you love her?

00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:43,797

If you really want Wendy back,

00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,258

try doing the most romantic

thing you can think of.

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Okay. So what's the most

romantic thing I can think of?

00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,847

If you really want a shot

at getting her back,

00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,182

stand outside her window,

00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:56,435

hold a boom box over your head,

and play Peter Gabriel.

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[ Button clicks ]

00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,985

♪ Don't you know

you're gonna shock the monkey ♪

00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,821

♪ Hey, hey, shock the monkey ♪

00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,865

♪ Shock the monkey ♪

00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,200

♪ Shock the monkey ♪

00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,910

♪ Shock the monkey ♪

00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,453

♪ Shock the monkey ♪

00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:17,456

♪ Shock the monkey ♪

00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,876

♪ Shock the monkey ♪

00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,003

♪ Shock the monkey ♪

00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,133

♪ Shock the monkey ♪

00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,718

[ Music stops ]

00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:33,805

[ Door opens ]

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Okay, Porsche!

See you tomorrow!

00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,808

Bye, Mercedes!

00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:38,310

- Lexus!

- Uh-oh.

00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,645

Uh, hi, sweetie.

00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,647

I waited all night

for you to get off work.

00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:45,192

Oh, really? That's great!

Uh, Maury?

00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,694

I-I just -- I just couldn't stop

thinking about you.

00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:48,779

There a problem?

00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,615

Could you, uh,

just help walk me to my bike?

00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,699

Right.

00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,327

Thanks again for the big tip.

You are such a sweetie.

00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,496

Come back and see me real soon,

okay?

00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,623

Oh, wait. Lexus.

Geez. I almost forgot.

00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,124

I got you this present.

00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,960

Oh, wow!

Thanks, cutie!

00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:05,087

It's a little stuffed bear

dressed like a rabbit.

00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,965

Gosh. That's the nicest gift

I've gotten all night.

00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:09,925

Thank you!

Well, I got to go, honey.

00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,636

Be sure to come back to Raisins

and see me again, okay?

00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,806

Well, yeah, but --

Hey. Hey -- Hey, Lexus?

00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,307

Well, I was thinking --

00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:19,643

I was thinking that we should go

do something sometime.

00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,395

Oh, gee.

That would be great, honey.

00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,397

But I'm really busy this week.

Tell you what.

00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:24,523

You come back to Raisins,

00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:26,608

and we'll be able to hang out

all we want, okay?

00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,652

Okay!

- Bye, cutie!

00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,445

Bye -- Bye, darling!

00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,618

Wow.

A real-life relationship.

00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,831

[ Bell rings ]

00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,833

[ Indistinct conversations ]

00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:43,875

All right, kids.

00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,461

Out on the gym floor

for P.E. class!

00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,714

[ Water dripping ]

00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,051

Come on, Stan.

We're gonna play dodge ball.

00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,886

I can't believe it.

00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:57,055

She's in love

with somebody else.

00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,141

Dude, you need to snap out

of this!

00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,642

So Wendy left you for Token.

00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,811

What are you gonna do, just be

miserable your whole life?

00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,230

There's nothing else I can do.

She was my whole life.

00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,398

Oh, come on, dude!

00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,859

All you've done for the last

four days is mope around!

00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,069

You might as well go hang out

with those goth kids

00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,322

who dress in black and talk

about pain all the time!

00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:14,531

Maybe I should.

00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,158

At least they

would understand me.

00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,619

Maybe I should go hang

with the goth kids.

00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,289

Life is pain.

Life is only pain.

00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:25,042

We're all taught to believe

in happy, fairy-tale endings...

00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,918

but there is only blackness --

00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:30,881

dark, depressing loneliness

that eats at your soul.

00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,383

Who needs that Ken and Barbie

love, anyway?

00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,969

Everyone's just walking around

like a bunch of conformists.

00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,387

Go ahead and wear

your business suit

00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,515

so you can make $34,000 a year

and buy your condominium.

00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,809

They're all zombies

racing to their graves.

00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,686

Love didn't work

for my mom and dad.

00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,605

Why should it work for me?

00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,024

My dad is such an asshole.

00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,901

Drunken bastard

doesn't even know I exist,

00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,944

but then he won't let me go

to the Skinny Puppy concert

00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,489

because my heroin-addict aunt

is coming over for dinner.

00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,032

Dinner?

That's a laugh.

00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,450

Just an excuse for my mom

to bitch at me

00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,493

for not wearing girly clothes

00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:02,162

like the other Britney Spears

wannabes at this school.

00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:07,459

They're all a bunch

of Nazi conformist cheerleaders.

00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:13,465

But if life is only pain,

then what's the point of living?

00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:17,094

Just to make life more

miserable for the conformists.

00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,054

All right.

So how do I join you?

00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,056

If you want to be

one of the nonconformists,

00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,766

all you have to do

is dress just like us

00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,185

and listen to the same music

we do.

00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,187

'Kay.

00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,651

I know it's your first day,

Ferrari,

00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,236

so I want to go over

the basics with you.

00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,362

Okay.

00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,905

First of all,

there's a five-foot rule --

00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,407

If you come within five feet

of a customer,

00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:39,533

you need to acknowledge them,

00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,784

even if they're not

at your table.

00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,202

"Hey, cutie!"

00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,329

When you're not serving food

or talking with customers,

00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,747

you need to dance around

and have fun.

00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,124

We have things like Hula-Hoops,

silly strings,

00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,834

and water guns

to play with the other girls.

00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:49,876

Be sure to giggle a lot,

00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,670

and be sure to show off

your Raisins.

00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,213

Now, when you take

a customer's order,

00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,673

you need to sit down

at the table with them.

00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,174

It makes them think

you're interested.

00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,510

Write your name down for them

and make them feel special.

00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:01,763

"Oh, man, I am so bored.

Thank God you guys came in!"

00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,848

If you want good tips,

00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,975

the most important thing

is physical contact.

00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,268

Just a simple hold of the arm

00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,770

can be the difference between $5

and $20.

00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,064

"I'll be right back

with your order, guys!"

00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,316

Wow.

Thank you so much, Mercedes.

00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,360

Okay. Well, I guess we're

ready to open for business.

00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,236

Good luck.

00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,280

Go ahead and open for business,

Porsche!

00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,448

Okay!

00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,491

[ Keys jingle, bell chimes ]

00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,452

Hi!

Welcome to Raisins!

00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,620

Hi!

Is Lexus here?

00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:28,290

Hey, cutie!

- Darling!

00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,000

How are we doing today?

00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:33,503

Oh, God.

I missed you so much.

00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,173

[ Mid-tempo music playing ]

"Shallow life.

00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,300

Drowning alone, I gasp for air.

00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,677

Coldness creeps over pale skin.

00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:44,264

There is sadness so deep

it pulls me down.

00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,309

Happiness dies in the deep,

dark sea."

00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,853

Yeah, happiness dies.

00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,313

Yeah.

00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,981

All right.

Your turn, Stan.

00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,484

Read one of your poems

about pain.

00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,527

"There is darkness

all around me.

00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,821

Deep, piercing black.

I cannot breathe.

00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,156

My heart has been raped."

00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,073

Whoa.

00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,492

"The pain is everlasting.

00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,993

I miss you so much, babe.

00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,870

Want to hold you

in my arms again, girl.

00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,330

Want to --"

- Whoa. Whoa. Dude.

00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,748

Those last two lines

aren't goth.

00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,041

- They're not?

- No, dude.

00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,834

You can't say,

"I miss you so much, babe.

00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,461

I want to hold you in my arms."

00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,505

Make it,

"I miss seeing you so much,

00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,924

I want to slice my eyes out

with razor blades."

00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,343

Henrietta!

Hi, sweetie!

00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,136

Go away, Mom!

Leave me alone!

00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,764

Daddy and I just got

your birthday present!

00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,016

But you can't see what it is

till tomorrow.

00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,185

You'd like to wait

till I was dead, wouldn't you?

00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,103

You'd like to see

the maggots eat my face.

00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,564

You are so creative, honey.

00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,858

Conformist bitch.

00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,360

[all]

Yeah.

00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,237

♪ Living in America ♪

Whoo-hoo!

00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,655

All right!

Yeah!

00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,241

[ Telephone rings ]

00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,910

Thanks for calling Raisins!

This is Porsche!

00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,162

Have you tried

our Double-Whammy Wings?

00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,749

Hi. Is Lexus there, please?

This is her boyfriend.

00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,961

Thanks for calling Raisins!

This is Lexus!

00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:56,962

Hey, Lexus!

00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,506

Hi, sweetie!

Who's this?

00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,091

It's me -- Butters!

00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,426

Oh, okay.

Hi, cutie!

00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:07,097

Hey, sweetie!

So, how are you, honey?

00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,307

I'm fine.

I miss you, though.

00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,351

Yeah.

School was pretty tough today.

00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,104

We had two quizzes,

and one of them was a pop quiz.

00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,356

Sometimes I think our classes

are too hard.

00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,692

But I thought about you

all day long, I promise!

00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,570

So, how is your day going?

- Good, good!

00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,197

H-Hey, sweetie, I was thinking

tonight you could come over

00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,575

and we could watch

"The Exorcist" on DVD!

00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,618

Oh, gee.

I don't know, cutie.

00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,871

Why don't you just come down

to Raisins?

00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,206

W-Well, I kind of don't have

any money left.

00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,709

I spent it all at Raisins

the last six times.

00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:39,170

Oh, that's too bad, cutie.

I really want to see you!

00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:41,172

Oh, I really want to see you,

too, baby!

00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:42,883

Don't -- Don't worry,

I'll get more money!

00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,926

'Kay, Tigger.

Got to run!

00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,095

Okay.

Uh, hey, Lexus.

00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,681

Well, there's something

I've been meaning to say.

00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,516

♪ Eye to eye ♪

00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:52,851

Here it goes.

00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,019

Lexus, I --

00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,437

Oh, geez.

Maybe I shouldn't say it.

00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,147

No. Wait.

I want to say it.

00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,440

I love you!

00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,733

[ Giggles ]

00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,151

Oh, my gosh!

00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:04,237

Dad, I need an advance

on my allowance again.

00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,907

Oh, no, Butters.

You got an advance two days ago.

00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,450

But I spent it all!

00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,619

What are you spending

all that money on, Butters?

00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,078

On my girlfriend.

00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,330

Girlfriend?

00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,498

You have a girlfriend, Butters?

00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:16,625

Yeah.

00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,711

And she's a...girl, right?

00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,338

Yep.

- Well, all right!

00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,840

Good for you, Butters!

- Oh, that is so cute.

00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,175

When do we get to meet her?

00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,968

Well, I was hoping

to go see her right now.

00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,471

You can come along, but don't

embarrass me or nothing.

00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,514

I'm sure she'll be real nervous

to impress you.

00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,432

Don't worry, Butters.

00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,809

We just want to say hi and then

we'll leave you two alone.

00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,186

Okay!

00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,271

You see?

00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,357

I told you

he wouldn't turn out gay.

00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,525

All right.

You win.

00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,157

Hey, can we get more coffee

over here?

00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,618

Damn it, are you kids just

gonna sit here all night again

00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,119

and drink $6 worth of coffee?

00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,413

Why don't you get a life?!

00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,082

Conformist.

00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,583

Have fun in your rat-race life,

00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,835

living paycheck to paycheck

for corporate gains.

00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:01,920

[all]

Yeah.

00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:03,838

Dude, you haven't drank

your coffee.

00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,173

I don't drink coffee.

00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,343

You can't be a nonconformist

if you don't drink coffee.

00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,057

Oh, Jesus Christ!

I had to see it to believe it.

00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,350

What the hell are you doing?

00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:20,063

Breathing deep the darkness

that envelops my soul.

00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,357

God damn it, dude. Your mom

and dad want you to come home.

00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,109

So they can fill my head

with more Disney lies

00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,360

about how perfect the world is?

00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,361

I don't think so.

00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,571

Yeah, why don't you just go back

to your Justin Timberlake

00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,448

and your homework,

you conformist asshole?

00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,200

You just don't know

what real pain is.

00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,618

Oh, like you know what pain is!

00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,954

Go try living in a third-world

country, you little pussy.

00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,205

I'm not gonna live in

a third-world country

00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,289

with all the conformists.

00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:39,416

Stan, this is it --

00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,292

time to stop feeling sorry

for yourself and come home.

00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,211

Everyone cares about you

and everyone wants you back.

00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,338

What about Wendy?

Is she still with Token?

00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:46,506

Yeah, she is.

00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,049

Then people shouldn't care

about me,

00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,509

because I don't care about them.

00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,845

What's the point of caring

when all it brings is pain?

00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,179

For sure.

00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,764

Fine.

That's it. I give up.

00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,641

Have fun being miserable.

00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,184

Conformist.

00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,978

[all]

Yeah.

00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,858

Here we are, Mom and Dad!

00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,151

[ Rock music playing ]

00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,820

Hi! Welcome to Raisins!

Three of you?

00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,156

Hi, Mercedes.

It's me -- Lexus' boyfriend.

00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,782

I brought my parents over

to meet her.

00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,243

Great. Be sure to try

our Cheddar Poppers.

00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,745

Right this way.

00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,707

Who else wants a signed

Raisins Girls calendar for $5?!

00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,375

Whoo-hoo!

- All right!

00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,085

Stephen, what is this place?

00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,295

I don't know.

00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,048

Here you go.

Porsche will be right with you.

00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,884

Go ahead and have a seat, guys.

I got to go find Lexus!

00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,343

[ Music continues ]

00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,846

Hey, cutie.

You having a good time?

00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:35,805

Yeah.

00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,058

Oh, boy.

I think I know what's happened.

00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,350

Our son hasn't learned yet

00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,352

that girls will pretend

to like him for money.

00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,522

This place is horrible --

to objectify girls like this.

00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,357

Hi, guys.

Can I take your order?

00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,818

Little girl,

you shouldn't be working here.

00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,488

I shouldn't? Where am I

supposed to be working?

00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,198

No, I mean you shouldn't

work somewhere

00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,866

where you're paid

for how you look.

00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,159

You should be learning a skill

00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:58,870

so you can grow up to be a

businesswoman or even a doctor.

00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,371

Who knows?

You could cure cancer.

00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,040

I could cure cancer?

00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,167

Oh, my God.

That would be so cool!

00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,879

I had a cancer sore on my lip

once, and it hurt so bad!

00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,798

Oh.

Never mind.

00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:12,133

I think Raisins might be

the perfect place for you.

00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,010

Cool!

00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,930

Mom, Dad, this is Lexus.

00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,057

Hi!

Welcome to Raisins!

00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,684

Uh, Butters, can we have

a little talk with you?

00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,019

- Outside.

- Huh?

00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,731

Anything you have to say to me,

you can say in front of Lexus.

00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:30,110

Butters, these girls pretend

to be interested in you

00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,070

because they know

you'll give them tips.

00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,071

Huh?

00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,114

You see, Butters,

00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:37,158

women know that they can make

men do anything by flirting.

00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,204

And some girls, like these,

turn that into a profession.

00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,747

Oh.

I see.

00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,624

You don't approve

of my girlfriend!

00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,501

Well, let me tell you something,

Mom and Dad,

00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,586

our love is as pure

as a mountain spring!

00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,004

The odds may be stacked

against us,

00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,506

but we're gonna give it

our best shot!

00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,258

And so if you can't be happy

for us,

00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,802

you can just go to heck,

mom and dad!

00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:56,719

Come on, Lexus!

00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:59,055

I'm moving out of my parents'

house and moving in with you.

00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,723

Let's blow this joint!

00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,267

What are you talking about, kid?

00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,519

We are not boyfriend

and girlfriend.

00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,980

What?

Lexus, what are you saying?

00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,441

Are you saying...you don't

want to be together anymore?

00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,277

I'm sorry, sweetie.

00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:15,155

So that's it?

We're broken up now?

00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,657

I got to get these curly fries

to table 12.

00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:20,910

Well, go ahead and go.

00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,620

It's best we don't say

anything more.

00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,455

There's nothing left to say.

00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:25,874

It's over.

00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,293

Our relationship is o-over.

00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,671

[ Crying ]

♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,174

♪ I'm so lost without you ♪

00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,050

♪ I know you were right ♪

00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,803

♪ Believing for so long ♪

00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,513

♪ I'm all out of love ♪

00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,891

Look at that --

another tortured soul.

00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,809

Another life of pain.

00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,771

Hey, Raven, check it out.

00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:49,981

Butters?

00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,149

Oh. [ Sniffles ]

00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,775

Oh, hey -- hey, Stan.

00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,152

What's the matter with you?

00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,486

Well...

[ Sniffles ]

00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,822

My -- My girlfriend

broke up with me.

00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,992

Did she step on your heart

with stiletto shoes?

00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,202

[ Thunder rumbles ]

Yeah.

00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,745

Sure does hurt.

00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,581

That's cool. I guess you can

join up with us if you want.

00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,917

We're gonna go to the graveyard

and write poems about death

00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,835

and how pointless life is.

00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,754

Oh, no, thanks.

00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,922

I-I love life.

00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,216

Huh?

But you just got dumped.

00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,092

Well, yeah, and I'm sad.

00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,011

But at the same time,

I'm really happy

00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,013

that something can make me

feel that sad.

00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,016

It's like...it -- it makes me

feel alive, you know?

00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,559

It makes me feel human.

00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,603

The only way I could feel

this sad now

00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,897

is if I felt something

really good before,

00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,899

so I have to take the bad

with the good.

00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:36,069

So I guess what I'm feeling

is like a beautiful sadness.

00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:37,946

I guess that sounds stupid.

00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,073

Yeah.

- No.

00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,367

No, Butters. That doesn't

sound stupid at all.

00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,535

Thanks for offering to let me

in your clique, guys,

00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,788

but to be honest, I'd rather be

a crying little pussy

00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,331

than a faggy goth kid.

00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,415

We'll see ya, Stan.

00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,251

[ Thunder rumbles ]

00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:52,752

He's right.

00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,545

I don't even know who I am

anymore.

00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,756

I like liking life

a lot more than hating it.

00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,008

Screw you guys.

I'm going home.

00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,596

Go ahead and go back

to your sunshine fairy tale!

00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:08,017

[ Indistinct shouting ]

00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,354

Okay. It's third down!

Now, somebody make a play!

00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,814

Hey.

Can I join in?

00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:13,815

What happened?

00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,692

Aren't you still wallowing

in pain?

00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,694

Yeah, it still hurts a lot,

but I just realized

00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,946

that there's gonna be a lot

of painful times in life,

00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,824

so I'd better learn to deal

with it the right way.

00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,660

Hey, Wendy.

00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,328

You're a bitch.

00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,956

Token?

Right here, buddy.

00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,627

Oh, dude, it's -- it's good

to have you back.

00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,587

Yeah.

Let's play ball.