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Толстая задница и тупая башка
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Сезон: 07Серия: 05
Описание
Картман обнаруживает, что его ладонь превратилась в Дженнифер Лопес и теперь живёт почти самостоятельной жизнью. Звукозаписывающие компании нанимают её и увольняют настоящую Джей-Ло.
Субтитры
- 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,929 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,806 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,529 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
- 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,824 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,540 And in conclusion, the Latino community
- 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,792 has provided America and indeed the entire world
- 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,669 with innovations that we would be lost without.
- 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,963 And that is my presentation on the role of Hispanics
- 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,298 in American technology.
- 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:48,758 Thank you.
- 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,470 Okay. Thank you, Kyle Broflovski.
- 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:53,763 That was very good, Kyle.
- 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,223 I think the Latino Endowment Council was very happy
- 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,349 with your presentation.
- 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,226 Looks like you might win. - Cool!
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,312 All right, students, members of the school board.
- 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,522 Our last speaker will discuss the important role
- 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,441 of Latinos in the arts.
- 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,193 Here is Eric Cartman.
- 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,028 Eric Cartman?!
- 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:11,655 Thank you.
- 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:13,699 The Latino culture has been very influential
- 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,159 on the arts in America.
- 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,036 But you don't have to ask me.
- 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,997 You can ask my special guest, Ms. Jennifer Lopez.
- 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,832 Jennifer Lopez? - No way.
- 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,043 Ms. Lopez, come on out here.
- 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,253 Hello!
- 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,505 Oh, Jesus Christ.
- 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,673 My name is Hennifer Hlopez.
- 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,342 I eat tacos y burritos.
- 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:33,844 Ms. Lopez, would you like to talk about Latinos in the arts?
- 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,012 Oh, <i>sí, sí.</i>
- 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,848 But first I would like to put on my pretty dress.
- 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,141 Oh, you mean this one?
- 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,685 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí.</i> I like it very much.
- 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:42,978 There we go. 'S all right?
- 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,814 'S all right. - That's a very pretty dress.
- 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,941 It better be. I am Hennifer Hlopez!
- 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,360 No, no, no. You're Jennifer Lopez.
- 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,237 <i>Sí, sí.</i> Hennifer Hlopez.
- 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:52,822 No, no. J-- - H--
- 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:53,864 J-- - H--
- 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,032 J-- - J--
- 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,158 Jennifer Lopez.
- 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,535 Hennifer Hlopez.
- 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,541 Ms. Lopez, could you show everyone your special example
- 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:04,959 of Latino art?
- 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,669 ♪ Don't be fooled by all my money ♪
- 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,546 ♪ I still like to eat tacos, honey ♪
- 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:12,049 ♪ So crispy on the outside, so super good and yummy ♪
- 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:15,386 And that is my presentation on Latinos in the arts.
- 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,387 Thank you.
- 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,313 Oh, man!
- 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,566 A $20 gift certificate at the mall!
- 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,234 I can buy whatever I want!
- 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,361 Cultural Diversity Day kicks ass!
- 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,362 It isn't fair.
- 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,573 I spent weeks preparing my speech on Latino culture.
- 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,241 Hey, I spent weeks preparing, too, Kyle.
- 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,492 No, you didn't, asshole!
- 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,411 What you did was totally stupid and racist,
- 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,163 and you only did it to screw me over!
- 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:44,623 Aw, I don't think Kyle likes you, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,750 Aw. That makes me <i>muy triste.</i>
- 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,377 Ms. Lopez, do you like Kyle?
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,879 Oh, <i>sí, sí.</i> Very much.
- 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,922 Ms. Lopez, would you like to give Kyle a kiss?
- 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,632 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí.</i>
- 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,634 My kisses taste like tacos.
- 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:57,928 Is nice?
- 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,389 Very nice. He's so handsome.
- 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:02,975 Stop it!
- 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:03,851 Hey, come on, guys!
- 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,102 We can use part of my gift certificate
- 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,353 to buy food at the food court!
- 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:07,313 Mrph rmh!
- 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,901 Mmm! Tacos! So yummy!
- 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,903 Stop wasting the tacos on your hand, Cartman.
- 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,446 Hey, Ms. Lopez has to eat, too.
- 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,740 She's not eating it. It's just coming out her backside.
- 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,618 When you eat a taco, it comes out <i>your</i> backside, too, cholo.
- 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,871 Look! Look! Make your own music video!
- 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:24,872 No, no, no.
- 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,790 We're not going into one of those cheesy places, Cartman.
- 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,459 I agree. Those places are stupid.
- 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,212 It's not stupid! I need to make music video!
- 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:32,880 Look, we're not going in there, so just --
- 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,381 Wait. Why the hell am I talking to your hand?
- 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,966 Look, we're not going in there, so just knock it off!
- 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,301 Hey, I'm on your guys' side.
- 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,428 Just wait one minute. Let me see how much it is.
- 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,805 God damn it.
- 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,515 Welcome to Make Your Own Video.
- 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:44,808 All set to rock 'n' roll?
- 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,477 How much to make a video?
- 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,480 Uh, well, it's $9.95 for a three-minute tape.
- 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,398 Ha! We're not paying $9.95.
- 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,275 Oh, please! Come on, guys!
- 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,944 Cartman, will you stop this gayness?
- 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,570 All right. All right. Here's $10.
- 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,113 That's not what I meant!
- 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:01,533 Just come over here and stand in front of the green screen.
- 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:03,035 What kind of song do you want?
- 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,120 Something hot and spicy!
- 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,290 Spicier.
- 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,168 Spicier!
- 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,297 ♪ Burrito, taco, taco ♪
- 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,007 ♪ Burrito, taco, taco, taco ♪
- 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,926 ♪ Don't think just because I got a lot of money ♪
- 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,220 ♪ I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey ♪
- 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:25,182 ♪ Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses ♪
- 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,976 ♪ Taco, taco, burrito, burrito ♪
- 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,269 ♪ Taco, taco ♪
- 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:30,312 You know, I've seen a lot of videos here at the mall,
- 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,814 and that was by far the best!
- 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,857 Oh, <i>gracias,</i> Michael.
- 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,484 Hey, I've got a friend who's interning
- 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,027 at a big record label in L.A.
- 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,153 I'll send a copy on to him,
- 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,989 and maybe he'll get the bigwigs to see it.
- 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,366 Oh, <i>gracias,</i> Michael! <i>Gracias!</i>
- 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,618 Can we go now, please? - Yeah. I want to leave.
- 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,161 Stop it, Cartman! - What?
- 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:51,959 ♪ Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses ♪
- 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:52,876 ♪ Taco, taco ♪
- 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:54,712 She's fantastic! Who is she?
- 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:57,423 Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez.
- 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,633 Well, that makes sense. She reminds me of J-Lo.
- 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,678 Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
- 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,722 ♪ Taco, taco, burrito, burrito ♪
- 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:05,389 ♪ Taco, taco ♪
- 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,141 I don't think J-Lo would like it very much
- 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,475 if we signed this new girl.
- 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,727 No. You're right.
- 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:13,439 We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
- 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:19,403 Hello?
- 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,196 BHI Records?
- 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,241 Oh, it's for you, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:25,242 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí.</i>
- 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,785 Hello! - What do they want?
- 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,245 Just a second. I'm trying to hear.
- 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,246 'S all right? - 'S all right.
- 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,623 Yes, yes. This is Ms. Hlopez.
- 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,208 Uh-huh.
- 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,212 What? What? - Oh, my God!
- 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:38,255 I can't believe it!
- 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,256 Hello? You still there?
- 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,717 They want to sign me to the record company!
- 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,926 You want to sign Ms. Lopez?
- 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,428 Oh, my God! It's happening for me!
- 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,638 Yes! Yes, we can record an album next week!
- 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:48,307 Sure, we can write 10 songs!
- 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,433 We'll start tonight!
- 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,060 We're gonna be rich!
- 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,436 We're gonna be famous!
- 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,396 Come on! We got to get to work on some songs!
- 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,569 There. That's three more songs we've written already!
- 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,237 Your style of music is so easy,
- 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,198 it doesn't require any thought at all!
- 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:06,450 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí.</i>
- 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,079 Okay, Ms. Lopez. Time to go to sleep.
- 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,125 Oh, I'm so sleepy.
- 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,293 Good night, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,796 Tomorrow is gonna be a great day.
- 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,798 A great day tomorrow...
- 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,634 tomorrow...
- 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:27,137 Kyle, you were wrong! We did get a record deal!
- 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,972 You were wrong, Kyle!
- 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:30,641 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪
- 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,434 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,729 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪
- 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,731 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,484 Awesome!
- 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,569 Yes!
- 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,824 Ahh...
- 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:48,784 Ahh...
- 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,744 Ms. Lopez! - Jennifer! Right here!
- 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,246 We love you, Jennifer! Over here!
- 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,876 We love you, Jennifer!
- 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,842 Ahh...
- 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:10,222 Ah, Ms. Lopez! Come on in.
- 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,890 Yo, make it quick.
- 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:15,185 I got a video shoot at 2:00 and a script reading at 5:00.
- 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:19,189 Yes. Well, Ms. Lopez, we regret to inform you that, uh,
- 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,900 we're dropping you from the label.
- 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,528 What?! Oh, no, you di'n't!
- 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:28,699 We want to thank you for all your hard work and..."talent."
- 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,702 You can't drop me! I'm Jennifer Lopez!
- 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,412 How can you drop <i>me?!</i>
- 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:35,706 W-Well, a very talented younger singer
- 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,040 has come to our attention.
- 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,667 And -- And the truth of the matter is,
- 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,420 her name happens to be Jennifer Lopez as well.
- 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:44,756 And we really can't have two here at BHI records.
- 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:47,968 Who the hell is this other Jennifer Lopez?!
- 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,595 Where is she come from?!
- 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,889 Well, she lives in South Park, Colorado, now.
- 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,850 But I-I believe she's originally from Mexico, just like you.
- 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,894 I don't come from no Mexico!
- 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,228 I'm Puerto Rican!
- 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,147 Whatever. Look, it's nothing personal.
- 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,899 We just think you need to move on.
- 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,400 And you're a meanspirited bitch
- 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,527 who spits on people who aren't rich and famous.
- 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:09,031 And sources say that the new film will star Ben Affleck.
- 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,450 That's me.
- 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:12,784 How'd it go, baby?
- 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:13,952 Terrible, Ben!
- 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,537 Some girl in Colorado
- 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,706 is trying to become the new Jennifer Lopez!
- 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,417 Shut up!
- 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,753 What? Who could replace you?
- 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,506 Yo, driver! Stupid driver!
- 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,798 Yes, ma'am. Where to?
- 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:29,009 Take me to South Park, Colorado!
- 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,637 I'm gonna kill that bitch!
- 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,561 Hey, everybody, listen up!
- 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,647 I've got something to tell Kyle!
- 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,273 What?
- 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,108 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,777 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,445 ♪ Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ♪
- 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,906 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha ♪
- 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,282 What are you gloating about?
- 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,283 Oh, I'm not gloating.
- 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,744 I just got a little call from a record company in Los Angeles,
- 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,247 and they want Ms. Lopez to record an album next week.
- 00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,248 Really? - Wow!
- 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,666 - Really? - No.
- 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,377 Yeah. Looks like I'm gonna be rich -- and famous.
- 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:04,920 Okay, children. Let's take our seats.
- 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,088 If you'll remember yesterday,
- 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,631 we were discussing state capitals --
- 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,343 Hey! A big limousine just pulled up in front of the school!
- 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,011 Butters, will you pay attention, please?
- 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,681 Holy smokes! It's Jennifer Lopez!
- 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:16,848 Jennifer Lopez?
- 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:17,724 Yes?
- 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,102 Holy geez wow! There's Ben Affleck, too!
- 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,019 Wow! Cool!
- 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,145 Will you kids shut up?
- 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,147 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are not --
- 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,483 Oh, my God. That's Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.
- 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,988 Oh, Jesus. Will you look at those boots?
- 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,532 Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's get outside!
- 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:34,658 Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
- 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,744 Is it true Jennifer Lopez is here?
- 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,413 Here she comes! Here she comes!
- 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,539 Okay!
- 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,499 What smart-mouth little punk-ass bitch
- 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,711 has been saying they're the new Jennifer Lopez, huh?!
- 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,963 J-Lo, can we get a picture of you with the kids?
- 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,631 No! Shut up!
- 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:53,010 If I find the ho who think she's taking my career from me,
- 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:56,054 I'm gonna wring her pretty little neck.
- 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,724 So, nobody wants to fess up, huh?
- 00:09:58,849 --> 00:09:59,975 Too scared to talk?
- 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,186 You better remember, bitch, that I'll come and take you down
- 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,981 if you ever say anything again.
- 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,360 You can suck my <i>culo,</i> chica!
- 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,614 Who was that?!
- 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,742 You got a problem?
- 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,368 Not me! - Then who?
- 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,081 <i>Hola,</i> bitchola!
- 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,958 What the hell is that?
- 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:29,212 My name is Hennifer Hlopez, and I like tacos and burritos.
- 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,757 That?! That's what replaced me?!
- 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:32,924 I'm sure it was just a mistake.
- 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,509 The only mistake was when this ghetto trash
- 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:35,886 got signed in the first place.
- 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,054 Shut your Goddamn mouth!
- 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,598 You fucking smart-ass! Who do you think you are?
- 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,100 Nobody! - I am Hennifer Hlopez!
- 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,894 I eat tacos and burritos!
- 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:44,895 Fuck you!
- 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,438 Aah!
- 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,398 I'm sorry! I-I'll stop! I'll stop!
- 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,192 You better stop! - I will!
- 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,568 Come on, Jenny. Let's go.
- 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,111 Wow! Ben Affleck!
- 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:56,198 We should be getting back to the...
- 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,003 Don't you forget what'll happen to you, ho!
- 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,254 Come on, Benny!
- 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,015 Well, there you go, fat ass. I hope you learned your lesson.
- 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,058 Yeah, I sure did.
- 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,851 I don't think I should record that album now.
- 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:25,686 Good.
- 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,521 Or maybe I should!
- 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:28,730 Aw, God damn it.
- 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,148 Oh, no, no, no, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,650 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí, señor!</i>
- 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,693 That does it. I'm out.
- 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,736 Aw, where are you going, Kyle?
- 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,613 Come give me kisses!
- 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,951 All right, Ms. Lopez. Let's take it from the top.
- 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,121 ♪ Baby, let's make a run for the border ♪
- 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,081 ♪ I've got a hunger only tacos can stop ♪
- 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,666 ♪ I know exactly what I'll order ♪
- 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,668 ♪ Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop ♪
- 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:53,714 Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.
- 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,549 ♪ I need to make a run for the border ♪
- 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,509 ♪ If you pay, I'll take off my top ♪
- 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,094 ♪ Do you remember what I want to order? ♪
- 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,430 ♪ Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop ♪
- 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:05,183 ♪ Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, cholo ♪
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,313 ♪ Don't think just because I got money ♪
- 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:13,191 ♪ I won't still give you taco-flavored kisses, honey ♪
- 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,444 ♪ I'm gonna fulfill all your sexy wishes ♪
- 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,446 ♪ Give you lots of taco-flavored kisses ♪
- 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,449 What the hell are you doing? - I am practicing my dancing!
- 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,409 Look, we spent all night at the recording studio.
- 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,535 Now it's time to sleep!
- 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,619 Dancing! - Sleep!
- 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,287 Dancing!
- 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,496 Sleep.
- 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,873 Dancing.
- 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,000 Mom!
- 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,293 What's the matter, sweetie?
- 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,254 Ms. Lopez won't go to sleep!
- 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,969 Yes?
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,305 Hey, I was wondering if I could talk to Ms. Lopez.
- 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,514 She's not here right now.
- 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,558 Ben? Is that my darling Ben?
- 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,643 Jenny? Yes, Jenny, I-it's me!
- 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:49,686 Where are you?
- 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,480 Please. I have to see her!
- 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,191 Ben!
- 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,651 Oh, you brought me r-r-r-roses!
- 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:57,694 Jenny...
- 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,489 Oh, Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you.
- 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,074 I can't stop thinking about you either, Ben!
- 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,951 I've been meaning to write a song or poem,
- 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:05,994 but I have no talent.
- 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,163 I know, my darling. That's okay.
- 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,248 Will you just take a ride with me in my awesome car?
- 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,666 Oh, Ben, I would love to!
- 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,667 No!
- 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,169 Excuse me one second, Ben.
- 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,545 Don't you ruin this opportunity for me.
- 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,588 How can you stand in the way of this?
- 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,589 I'm not going out in his car.
- 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,799 I'm not gonna let you blow this one chance I have.
- 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:21,343 I don't care. I'm supposed to sit here and do my homework.
- 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,179 Fine, fine, fine!
- 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,014 Okay, Ben. Let's go!
- 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,268 Oh, Ben. I am so happy --
- 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,355 the cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.
- 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,732 Let's spend the whole day together!
- 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,158 ♪ Oh, Ben, you are so perfect ♪
- 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,286 ♪ So spectacular-r-r in every way ♪
- 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,414 ♪ You bring light into my life, Ben ♪
- 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,460 ♪ You almost make me forget all about tacos ♪
- 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,796 ♪ Ooh, tacos, so good in my tummy ♪
- 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,298 ♪ Yummy, yummy, gimme more ♪
- 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,925 ♪ I love you, Ben ♪
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:07,180 ♪ You almost make me forget about tacos ♪
- 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,182 Jenny, I have to tell you something.
- 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,351 I...I think I love you.
- 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,728 Oh, I love you, too, Ben!
- 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,355 But... - But what?
- 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,315 But what if you still have feelings for the slut
- 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,733 with the large ass?
- 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,529 I still care for her. Maybe I always will.
- 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,156 But you just have so much more going on...
- 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,157 up here.
- 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,827 Oh, Ben. Ben...
- 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,829 Jenny, can I kiss you?
- 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:31,872 No!
- 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,498 Yes! Oh, yes, Ben! Kiss me!
- 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,083 Aw, God damn it!
- 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,962 Aw! Aw, dude!
- 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,047 Mmm. Just like tacos.
- 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,924 Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
- 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,259 You're so hot, baby.
- 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,594 I make you hot, Ben?
- 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,095 Mmm, yeah.
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,557 Oh, Jenny.
- 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,641 Oh, Jenny.
- 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,268 Ben.
- 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,436 Oh, God! Jenny!
- 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,438 Oh, Ben, my darling.
- 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,190 Oh! Sick! Aw, that's it!
- 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,192 We're leaving now! - But I love her!
- 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,319 Ben!
- 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,237 Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
- 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,531 I love you, Ben!
- 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,203 ♪ Oh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos? ♪
- 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,747 ♪ Those tacos sure look good ♪
- 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,457 ♪ I'm just Jenny from the hood ♪
- 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,417 ♪ Oh, can I have your tacos, p-- ♪
- 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,169 S-Stop! Stop!
- 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,503 What the hell is wrong with you?!
- 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,547 You cholos can't even keep a beat!
- 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,592 I deserve better than this! I am Hennifer Hlopez!
- 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,010 Where is my water?!
- 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,430 Not Evian! Pellegrino, you stupid bitch!
- 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,098 Uh, that's fine, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,266 Look, it's been a long night.
- 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,893 Why don't we pick it up in the morning?
- 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,812 Fine, my ass, cholo! I'll tell you when it's fine!
- 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,148 Stupid idiots!
- 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,442 How am I supposed to make an album with those cholos?
- 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,237 You little snot nose!
- 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,699 You ruin my career, and now you're trying to steal my man?
- 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,159 Oh, crap.
- 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,827 You better stay away from him!
- 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,287 Ow! Ow!
- 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,164 Oh, Jesus! Hey!
- 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,669 Your son's hand has a hairline fracture
- 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,003 and two dislocated fingers.
- 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,088 Oh, dear!
- 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,256 But I'm more concerned about his state of mind.
- 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,009 Your son appears to be completely insane.
- 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,594 Ohh...
- 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,971 Ohh...
- 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,681 I told you this would happen.
- 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,516 Oh, hello, guys.
- 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,851 Cartman, you need to stop this stupid game you're playing.
- 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,104 Oh, Kyle, why you no like me?
- 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,438 Kyle is right, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,816 From now on, we're staying away from Ben Affleck.
- 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,192 I hate you.
- 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,235 Come on, sweetie.
- 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,071 Doctor says you need to get home and get lots of rest.
- 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,037 Aah!
- 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,915 Mom!
- 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,292 What is it, sweetie?
- 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,670 Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!
- 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:47,465 Ooh, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you!
- 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,634 <i>Buenos días,</i> my love!
- 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,553 Good morning, baby. - You have to get out of here!
- 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,430 Jennifer Lopez is gonna kick my ass again!
- 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,931 He's not going anywhere!
- 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,100 Ben and I were up all night making love!
- 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,852 What? Aww!
- 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,854 Ben Affleck's spooge!
- 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,856 Should we tell him the news? - What news?
- 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,607 - think we should tell him. - It's all right?
- 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,859 'S all right. - 'S all right.
- 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,527 We're getting married!
- 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,487 Oh, balls.
- 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,866 Come in.
- 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,453 Come in!
- 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,372 Guys, I need to talk to you.
- 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,541 What's the matter? - I can't handle it anymore --
- 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,293 all the fame and the Ben Affleck spooge.
- 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,795 I-I just can't go on living with Ms. Lopez.
- 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,756 So stop doing it. - Stop doing what?
- 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,674 You know Goddamn well what. Now, get out of here!
- 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,592 Please, you guys.
- 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,887 It's like I can't even have a moment to myself anymore. See?
- 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,724 Don't you dare ever do that to me again!
- 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,851 Oh, stop it, Cartman! Your hand doesn't need to breathe!
- 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,811 You try being in an oven mitt for two hours!
- 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,063 I can see your lips moving!
- 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,939 I can see your lips moving, too, <i>culo!</i>
- 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,357 See? I just saw your lips move!
- 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,026 Look, I'm just asking you guys for help.
- 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,944 Will you please help me with Ms. Lopez?
- 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,029 What's she doing?
- 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,989 Come here!
- 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,866 You're not actually buying this crap, are you?
- 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,451 I don't know. M-Maybe he <i>can't</i> help it.
- 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,328 Look, he knows full well what he's doing.
- 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,038 And he's just waiting for us to buy into it.
- 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,373 And then he'll laugh and point in our faces and say, "Ha ha!
- 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,085 I got you guys to believe me! You guys are stupid!"
- 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,836 You really think he would go through all this
- 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,338 just to make us look dumb?
- 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,756 Yes, dude!
- 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,008 Cartman, we've decided that if you can be mature
- 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,343 and admit to everyone
- 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,929 that you've gotten yourself into this mess, then we'll help you.
- 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,138 Okay, okay.
- 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,557 I know that I control everything Ms. Lopez does.
- 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,892 Oh, no, you don't!
- 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,143 Quiet, Ms. Lopez!
- 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,186 Out.
- 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,395 Guys!
- 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,069 There you are, Jenny!
- 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,613 I've been looking all over for you, baby!
- 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,115 Aah!
- 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,866 Jenny?
- 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,410 Ms. Lopez, you were due in the studio two hours ago.
- 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,703 Come on!
- 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,792 So you're getting married, huh?!
- 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,670 Aah! Aah!
- 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,213 Don't you hurt her!
- 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,090 We'll sue you!
- 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,216 Oh, Jesus.
- 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,929 Aah!
- 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,142 Freeze, leaf blower!
- 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,352 Arrest that woman!
- 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,312 She wants to kill one of our artists!
- 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,940 All right. You're going downtown, bean breath.
- 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,317 Jenny! Oh, I thought I was going to lose you!
- 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,153 Let's run away and get married tonight!
- 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,780 She can't get married tonight! She has a recording session.
- 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,657 Our love is like rain!
- 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,659 That's what you said about me, asshole!
- 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,202 Quiet! - Get her out of here!
- 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,164 Fuck you! - Shut up, picante pants!
- 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,416 Everyone be quiet!
- 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,461 I...I'm not who you think I am.
- 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:31,963 You're not?
- 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,299 No. It was all a lie.
- 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,551 A lie I cannot continue anymore.
- 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,636 I am not Hennifer Hlopez.
- 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,014 I am...
- 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,349 Mitch Connor.
- 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,603 Who's Mitch Connor?
- 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,188 Just your run-of-the-mill con man.
- 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,856 I've been moving from town to town,
- 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,733 scamming people since I was 15.
- 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,318 But I'm tired of runnin'.
- 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,445 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,988 I've been a cheat all my life,
- 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,740 and now I've ruined a singer's career,
- 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,366 lost a record company millions,
- 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,493 and cost this little boy his precious time.
- 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,828 Stop. It.
- 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,413 Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben.
- 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,041 I'm sorry I played tiddlywinks with your heart.
- 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,295 But it's over now.
- 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,506 The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon.
- 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:16,799 Hm.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,385 Looks like the sun is going down.
- 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:23,181 I wonder...will I dream?
- 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:34,651 Well, looks like Mitch Connor has cashed in his last chips.
- 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,571 Dude, who the hell is Mitch Connor?
- 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,198 I don't know, Kyle, all right?
- 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,116 Look, I don't care what you guys believe.
- 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,202 But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town,
- 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,329 isn't it possible -- just possible --
- 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,040 that something I don't understand happened here?
- 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,920 All right. All right. I guess it's possible.
- 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,463 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,965 ♪ I got you kinda! ♪
- 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,716 ♪ I got you kinda! ♪
- 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,304 Okay, Ms. Lopez, over here we have the topping station.
- 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,848 This is where all your cheeses and lettuce will go on.
- 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,226 Ow! Look out, muffin head!
- 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,602 Uh, look, Ms. Lopez,
- 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,313 if you're going to be a member of the La Taco family,
- 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,691 you're gonna have to learn to get along with people.
- 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,359 Get a what with who?!
- 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,111 Why don't you start chopping those onions,
- 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,779 and I'll check on you a little later?
- 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,950 This is bullshit!
- 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,869 How the fuck did I end up working at a La Taco?
- 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,579 I had six platinum records,
- 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,374 and I starred in five Hollywood movies!
- 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,794 Yeah. Me too.
- 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,672 ♪ Oh, Ben, you are so perfect ♪
- 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,717 ♪ So spectacular-r-r in every way ♪
- 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,761 ♪ You bring light into my life, Ben ♪
- 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:48,057 ♪ You almost make me forget all about tacos ♪
- 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,310 ♪ Ooh, tacos, so good in my tummy ♪
- 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,520 ♪ Yummy, yummy, gimme more ♪
- 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,230 ♪ I love you, Ben ♪
- 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:59,527 ♪ You almost make me forget about tacos ♪
- 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,929 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,806 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,529 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!
- 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,824 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,540 And in conclusion, the Latino community
- 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,792 has provided America and indeed the entire world
- 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,669 with innovations that we would be lost without.
- 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,963 And that is my presentation on the role of Hispanics
- 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,298 in American technology.
- 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:48,758 Thank you.
- 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:50,342 [ Cheers and applause ]
- 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,470 Okay. Thank you, Kyle Broflovski.
- 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:53,763 That was very good, Kyle.
- 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:56,223 I think the Latino Endowment Council was very happy
- 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,349 with your presentation.
- 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,226 Looks like you might win. - Cool!
- 00:00:59,351 --> 00:01:01,312 All right, students, members of the school board.
- 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,522 Our last speaker will discuss the important role
- 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,441 of Latinos in the arts.
- 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,193 Here is Eric Cartman.
- 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,028 Eric Cartman?!
- 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,863 [ Scattered applause ]
- 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:11,655 Thank you.
- 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:13,699 The Latino culture has been very influential
- 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,159 on the arts in America.
- 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,036 But you don't have to ask me.
- 00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:19,997 You can ask my special guest, Ms. Jennifer Lopez.
- 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,832 Jennifer Lopez? - No way.
- 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,043 Ms. Lopez, come on out here.
- 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,253 [ Spanish accent ] Hello!
- 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,505 Oh, Jesus Christ.
- 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,673 My name is Hennifer Hlopez.
- 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,342 I eat tacos y burritos.
- 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:33,844 Ms. Lopez, would you like to talk about Latinos in the arts?
- 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,012 Oh, <i>sí, sí.</i>
- 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,848 But first I would like to put on my pretty dress.
- 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,141 Oh, you mean this one?
- 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,685 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí.</i> I like it very much.
- 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:42,978 There we go. 'S all right?
- 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,814 'S all right. - That's a very pretty dress.
- 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,941 It better be. I am Hennifer Hlopez!
- 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,360 No, no, no. You're Jennifer Lopez.
- 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,237 <i>Sí, sí.</i> Hennifer Hlopez.
- 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:52,822 No, no. J-- - H--
- 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:53,864 J-- - H--
- 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,032 J-- - J--
- 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,158 Jennifer Lopez.
- 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,535 Hennifer Hlopez.
- 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:00,329 [ Laughter ]
- 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,541 Ms. Lopez, could you show everyone your special example
- 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:04,959 of Latino art?
- 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:06,669 ♪ Don't be fooled by all my money ♪
- 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,546 ♪ I still like to eat tacos, honey ♪
- 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:12,049 ♪ So crispy on the outside, so super good and yummy ♪
- 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:15,386 And that is my presentation on Latinos in the arts.
- 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:16,387 Thank you.
- 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,514 [ Cheers and applause ]
- 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,313 Oh, man!
- 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,566 A $20 gift certificate at the mall!
- 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,234 I can buy whatever I want!
- 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:32,361 Cultural Diversity Day kicks ass!
- 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,362 It isn't fair.
- 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,573 I spent weeks preparing my speech on Latino culture.
- 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,241 Hey, I spent weeks preparing, too, Kyle.
- 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,492 No, you didn't, asshole!
- 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,411 What you did was totally stupid and racist,
- 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,163 and you only did it to screw me over!
- 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:44,623 Aw, I don't think Kyle likes you, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,750 Aw. That makes me <i>muy triste.</i>
- 00:02:46,876 --> 00:02:48,377 Ms. Lopez, do you like Kyle?
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,879 Oh, <i>sí, sí.</i> Very much.
- 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:51,922 Ms. Lopez, would you like to give Kyle a kiss?
- 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:53,632 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí.</i>
- 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,634 My kisses taste like tacos.
- 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:56,927 [ Smooching ]
- 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:57,928 Is nice?
- 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,389 Very nice. He's so handsome.
- 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,974 [ Smooching ]
- 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:02,975 Stop it!
- 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:03,851 Hey, come on, guys!
- 00:03:03,976 --> 00:03:05,102 We can use part of my gift certificate
- 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,353 to buy food at the food court!
- 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:07,313 Mrph rmh!
- 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,901 Mmm! Tacos! So yummy!
- 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,903 Stop wasting the tacos on your hand, Cartman.
- 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,446 Hey, Ms. Lopez has to eat, too.
- 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,740 She's not eating it. It's just coming out her backside.
- 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,618 When you eat a taco, it comes out <i>your</i> backside, too, cholo.
- 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:21,827 [ Giggling ]
- 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,871 Look! Look! Make your own music video!
- 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:24,872 No, no, no.
- 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,790 We're not going into one of those cheesy places, Cartman.
- 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,459 I agree. Those places are stupid.
- 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,212 It's not stupid! I need to make music video!
- 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:32,880 Look, we're not going in there, so just --
- 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,381 Wait. Why the hell am I talking to your hand?
- 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,966 Look, we're not going in there, so just knock it off!
- 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,301 Hey, I'm on your guys' side.
- 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,428 Just wait one minute. Let me see how much it is.
- 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,805 God damn it.
- 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,515 Welcome to Make Your Own Video.
- 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:44,808 All set to rock 'n' roll?
- 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,477 How much to make a video?
- 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:49,480 Uh, well, it's $9.95 for a three-minute tape.
- 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,398 Ha! We're not paying $9.95.
- 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,275 Oh, please! Come on, guys!
- 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,944 Cartman, will you stop this gayness?
- 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,570 All right. All right. Here's $10.
- 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,113 That's not what I meant!
- 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:01,533 Just come over here and stand in front of the green screen.
- 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:03,035 What kind of song do you want?
- 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,120 Something hot and spicy!
- 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:06,830 [ Rockabilly music plays ]
- 00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,290 Spicier.
- 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,833 [ Bossa nova plays ]
- 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,168 Spicier!
- 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,170 [ Salsa music plays ]
- 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:15,297 ♪ Burrito, taco, taco ♪
- 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,007 ♪ Burrito, taco, taco, taco ♪
- 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,926 ♪ Don't think just because I got a lot of money ♪
- 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:21,220 ♪ I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey ♪
- 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:25,182 ♪ Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses ♪
- 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,976 ♪ Taco, taco, burrito, burrito ♪
- 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,269 ♪ Taco, taco ♪
- 00:04:28,394 --> 00:04:30,312 You know, I've seen a lot of videos here at the mall,
- 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,814 and that was by far the best!
- 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,857 Oh, <i>gracias,</i> Michael.
- 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,484 Hey, I've got a friend who's interning
- 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,027 at a big record label in L.A.
- 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,153 I'll send a copy on to him,
- 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,989 and maybe he'll get the bigwigs to see it.
- 00:04:40,114 --> 00:04:42,366 Oh, <i>gracias,</i> Michael! <i>Gracias!</i>
- 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,618 Can we go now, please? - Yeah. I want to leave.
- 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,161 Stop it, Cartman! - What?
- 00:04:46,287 --> 00:04:48,038 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
- 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:51,959 ♪ Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses ♪
- 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:52,876 ♪ Taco, taco ♪
- 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:54,712 She's fantastic! Who is she?
- 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:57,423 Believe it or not, her name is Jennifer Lopez.
- 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,633 Well, that makes sense. She reminds me of J-Lo.
- 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,678 Yeah, but she's younger and spicier!
- 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,722 ♪ Taco, taco, burrito, burrito ♪
- 00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:05,389 ♪ Taco, taco ♪
- 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,141 I don't think J-Lo would like it very much
- 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,475 if we signed this new girl.
- 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,727 No. You're right.
- 00:05:09,852 --> 00:05:13,439 We're gonna have to fire J-Lo.
- 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,609 [ Telephone rings ]
- 00:05:17,735 --> 00:05:19,403 Hello?
- 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,196 BHI Records?
- 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,241 Oh, it's for you, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:25,242 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí.</i>
- 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:26,785 Hello! - What do they want?
- 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,245 Just a second. I'm trying to hear.
- 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,246 'S all right? - 'S all right.
- 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,623 Yes, yes. This is Ms. Hlopez.
- 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,208 Uh-huh.
- 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,753 [ Gasps, screams ]
- 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:37,212 What? What? - Oh, my God!
- 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:38,255 I can't believe it!
- 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,256 Hello? You still there?
- 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,717 They want to sign me to the record company!
- 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,926 You want to sign Ms. Lopez?
- 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:44,428 Oh, my God! It's happening for me!
- 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,638 Yes! Yes, we can record an album next week!
- 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:48,307 Sure, we can write 10 songs!
- 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,433 We'll start tonight!
- 00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:51,060 We're gonna be rich!
- 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,436 We're gonna be famous!
- 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,396 Come on! We got to get to work on some songs!
- 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,569 There. That's three more songs we've written already!
- 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,237 Your style of music is so easy,
- 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:04,198 it doesn't require any thought at all!
- 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:06,450 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí.</i>
- 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,079 Okay, Ms. Lopez. Time to go to sleep.
- 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,125 Oh, I'm so sleepy.
- 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,293 Good night, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,796 Tomorrow is gonna be a great day.
- 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,798 A great day tomorrow...
- 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,634 tomorrow...
- 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:27,137 Kyle, you were wrong! We did get a record deal!
- 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,972 You were wrong, Kyle!
- 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:30,641 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪
- 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,434 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,769 [ Sobbing ]
- 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,729 ♪ Na-na na-na na-na ♪
- 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,731 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,484 Awesome!
- 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,569 Yes!
- 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,824 Ahh...
- 00:06:46,949 --> 00:06:48,784 Ahh...
- 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,744 Ms. Lopez! - Jennifer! Right here!
- 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,246 We love you, Jennifer! Over here!
- 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:55,416 [ Salsa music playing, crowd cheering ]
- 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,876 We love you, Jennifer!
- 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,842 Ahh...
- 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:10,222 [ Door opens ] - Ah, Ms. Lopez! Come on in.
- 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,890 Yo, make it quick.
- 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:15,185 I got a video shoot at 2:00 and a script reading at 5:00.
- 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:19,189 Yes. Well, Ms. Lopez, we regret to inform you that, uh,
- 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,900 we're dropping you from the label.
- 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,528 What?! Oh, no, you di'n't!
- 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:28,699 We want to thank you for all your hard work and..."talent."
- 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,702 You can't drop me! I'm Jennifer Lopez!
- 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,412 How can you drop <i>me?!</i>
- 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:35,706 W-Well, a very talented younger singer
- 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,040 has come to our attention.
- 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,667 And -- And the truth of the matter is,
- 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,420 her name happens to be Jennifer Lopez as well.
- 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:44,756 And we really can't have two here at BHI records.
- 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:47,968 Who the hell is this other Jennifer Lopez?!
- 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,595 Where is she come from?!
- 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,889 Well, she lives in South Park, Colorado, now.
- 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,850 But I-I believe she's originally from Mexico, just like you.
- 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,894 I don't come from no Mexico!
- 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,228 I'm Puerto Rican!
- 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,147 Whatever. Look, it's nothing personal.
- 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:01,899 We just think you need to move on.
- 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,400 And you're a meanspirited bitch
- 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,527 who spits on people who aren't rich and famous.
- 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:09,031 And sources say that the new film will star Ben Affleck.
- 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,450 [ Chuckles ] That's me.
- 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:12,784 How'd it go, baby?
- 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:13,952 Terrible, Ben!
- 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,537 Some girl in Colorado
- 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,706 is trying to become the new Jennifer Lopez!
- 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,707 [ Dog barks ]
- 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,417 Shut up! - [ Dog yelps ]
- 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,753 What? Who could replace you?
- 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:25,506 Yo, driver! Stupid driver!
- 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,798 Yes, ma'am. Where to?
- 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:29,009 Take me to South Park, Colorado!
- 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,637 I'm gonna kill that bitch!
- 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,724 [ Bell rings ]
- 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,768 [ Indistinct conversations ]
- 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,561 Hey, everybody, listen up!
- 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,647 I've got something to tell Kyle!
- 00:08:41,772 --> 00:08:43,273 What?
- 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,108 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,777 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,445 ♪ Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha ♪
- 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,906 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha ♪
- 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,282 What are you gloating about?
- 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,283 Oh, I'm not gloating.
- 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,744 I just got a little call from a record company in Los Angeles,
- 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,247 and they want Ms. Lopez to record an album next week.
- 00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,248 Really? - Wow!
- 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,666 - Really? - No.
- 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,377 Yeah. Looks like I'm gonna be rich -- and famous.
- 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:04,920 Okay, children. Let's take our seats.
- 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,088 If you'll remember yesterday,
- 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,631 we were discussing state capitals --
- 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,343 Hey! A big limousine just pulled up in front of the school!
- 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,011 Butters, will you pay attention, please?
- 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,681 Holy smokes! It's Jennifer Lopez!
- 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:16,848 Jennifer Lopez?
- 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:17,724 Yes?
- 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,102 Holy geez wow! There's Ben Affleck, too!
- 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,019 Wow! Cool!
- 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,145 Will you kids shut up?
- 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:24,147 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are not --
- 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:26,483 Oh, my God. That's Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.
- 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,068 [ Birds chirping ]
- 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,988 Oh, Jesus. Will you look at those boots?
- 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,532 Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's get outside!
- 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:34,658 Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!
- 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,744 Is it true Jennifer Lopez is here?
- 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,413 Here she comes! Here she comes!
- 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:40,539 Okay!
- 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:42,499 What smart-mouth little punk-ass bitch
- 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:45,711 has been saying they're the new Jennifer Lopez, huh?!
- 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,963 J-Lo, can we get a picture of you with the kids?
- 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,631 No! Shut up!
- 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:53,010 If I find the ho who think she's taking my career from me,
- 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:56,054 I'm gonna wring her pretty little neck.
- 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,724 So, nobody wants to fess up, huh?
- 00:09:58,849 --> 00:09:59,975 Too scared to talk?
- 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,186 You better remember, bitch, that I'll come and take you down
- 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,981 if you ever say anything again.
- 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,360 You can suck my <i>culo,</i> chica!
- 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,614 Who was that?!
- 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,742 You got a problem?
- 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,368 Not me! - Then who?
- 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,081 <i>Hola,</i> bitchola!
- 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,958 What the hell is that?
- 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:29,212 My name is Hennifer Hlopez, and I like tacos and burritos.
- 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,757 That?! That's what replaced me?!
- 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:32,924 I'm sure it was just a mistake.
- 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:34,509 The only mistake was when this ghetto trash
- 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:35,886 got signed in the first place.
- 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,054 Shut your Goddamn mouth!
- 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,598 You fucking smart-ass! Who do you think you are?
- 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:42,100 Nobody! - I am Hennifer Hlopez!
- 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,894 I eat tacos and burritos!
- 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:44,895 Fuck you!
- 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,438 Aah!
- 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,398 I'm sorry! I-I'll stop! I'll stop!
- 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:50,192 You better stop! - I will!
- 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,568 Come on, Jenny. Let's go.
- 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,111 Wow! Ben Affleck!
- 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:56,198 We should be getting back to the...
- 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,911 [ Harp plays ]
- 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:04,289 [ Choir vocalizing ]
- 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,003 Don't you forget what'll happen to you, ho!
- 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,254 Come on, Benny!
- 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,799 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:22,015 Well, there you go, fat ass. I hope you learned your lesson.
- 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,058 Yeah, I sure did.
- 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,851 I don't think I should record that album now.
- 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:25,686 Good.
- 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,521 Or maybe I should!
- 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:28,730 Aw, God damn it.
- 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,148 Oh, no, no, no, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,650 Oh, <i>sí, sí, sí, señor!</i>
- 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,693 That does it. I'm out.
- 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:34,736 Aw, where are you going, Kyle?
- 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,613 Come give me kisses!
- 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,951 All right, Ms. Lopez. Let's take it from the top.
- 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,202 [ Salsa music plays ]
- 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,121 ♪ Baby, let's make a run for the border ♪
- 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,081 ♪ I've got a hunger only tacos can stop ♪
- 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,666 ♪ I know exactly what I'll order ♪
- 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,668 ♪ Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop ♪
- 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:53,714 Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.
- 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,549 ♪ I need to make a run for the border ♪
- 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,509 ♪ If you pay, I'll take off my top ♪
- 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,094 ♪ Do you remember what I want to order? ♪
- 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,430 ♪ Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop ♪
- 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:05,183 ♪ Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, cholo ♪
- 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,978 [ Insects chirping ]
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,313 ♪ Don't think just because I got money ♪
- 00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:13,191 ♪ I won't still give you taco-flavored kisses, honey ♪
- 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,444 ♪ I'm gonna fulfill all your sexy wishes ♪
- 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:17,446 ♪ Give you lots of taco-flavored kisses ♪
- 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:20,449 What the hell are you doing? - I am practicing my dancing!
- 00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,409 Look, we spent all night at the recording studio.
- 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:23,535 Now it's time to sleep!
- 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,619 Dancing! - Sleep!
- 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,287 Dancing!
- 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,496 Sleep.
- 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:27,873 Dancing.
- 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,000 Mom!
- 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,293 What's the matter, sweetie?
- 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,254 Ms. Lopez won't go to sleep!
- 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:38,800 [ Knock on door ]
- 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,969 [ Yawning ] Yes?
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,305 Hey, I was wondering if I could talk to Ms. Lopez.
- 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,514 She's not here right now.
- 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,558 Ben? Is that my darling Ben?
- 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,643 Jenny? Yes, Jenny, I-it's me!
- 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:49,686 Where are you?
- 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,480 Please. I have to see her!
- 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,190 [ Sighs ]
- 00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:54,191 Ben!
- 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,651 Oh, you brought me r-r-r-roses!
- 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:57,694 Jenny...
- 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,489 Oh, Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you.
- 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,074 I can't stop thinking about you either, Ben!
- 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,951 I've been meaning to write a song or poem,
- 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:05,994 but I have no talent.
- 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,163 I know, my darling. That's okay.
- 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,248 Will you just take a ride with me in my awesome car?
- 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,666 Oh, Ben, I would love to!
- 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,667 No!
- 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,169 Excuse me one second, Ben.
- 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,545 Don't you ruin this opportunity for me.
- 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,588 How can you stand in the way of this?
- 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,589 I'm not going out in his car.
- 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,799 I'm not gonna let you blow this one chance I have.
- 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:21,343 I don't care. I'm supposed to sit here and do my homework.
- 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,178 [ Both shouting indistinctly ]
- 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,179 Fine, fine, fine!
- 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,014 Okay, Ben. Let's go!
- 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,974 [ Engine revving ]
- 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:30,268 Oh, Ben. I am so happy --
- 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,355 the cool breeze blowing through my hair in your sexy automobile.
- 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,732 Let's spend the whole day together!
- 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:39,277 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,158 ♪ Oh, Ben, you are so perfect ♪
- 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,286 ♪ So spectacular-r-r in every way ♪
- 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,414 ♪ You bring light into my life, Ben ♪
- 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,460 ♪ You almost make me forget all about tacos ♪
- 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,796 ♪ Ooh, tacos, so good in my tummy ♪
- 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,298 ♪ Yummy, yummy, gimme more ♪
- 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,925 ♪ I love you, Ben ♪
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:07,180 ♪ You almost make me forget about tacos ♪
- 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,182 Jenny, I have to tell you something.
- 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,351 I...I think I love you.
- 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,728 Oh, I love you, too, Ben!
- 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,355 But... - But what?
- 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,315 But what if you still have feelings for the slut
- 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,733 with the large ass?
- 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,529 I still care for her. Maybe I always will.
- 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,156 But you just have so much more going on...
- 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,157 up here.
- 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,827 Oh, Ben. Ben...
- 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,829 Jenny, can I kiss you?
- 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:31,872 No!
- 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,498 Yes! Oh, yes, Ben! Kiss me!
- 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,083 Aw, God damn it!
- 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,962 Aw! Aw, dude!
- 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,047 Mmm. Just like tacos.
- 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,924 Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
- 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,259 You're so hot, baby.
- 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,594 I make you hot, Ben?
- 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,095 Mmm, yeah.
- 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,139 [ Slurping ]
- 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,557 Oh, Jenny. - [ Zipper opens ]
- 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,641 Oh, Jenny.
- 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,268 [ Slurping ] Ben.
- 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,436 Oh, God! Jenny!
- 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,438 [ Muffled ] Oh, Ben, my darling.
- 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,190 Oh! Sick! Aw, that's it!
- 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,192 We're leaving now! - But I love her!
- 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,319 Ben!
- 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,237 Jenny! Jenny, I'll call you!
- 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,531 I love you, Ben!
- 00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,200 [ Up-tempo music plays ]
- 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,203 ♪ Oh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos? ♪
- 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,747 ♪ Those tacos sure look good ♪
- 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,457 ♪ I'm just Jenny from the hood ♪
- 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,417 ♪ Oh, can I have your tacos, p-- ♪
- 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,169 - S-Stop! Stop! - [ Music continues ]
- 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,503 What the hell is wrong with you?!
- 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,547 You cholos can't even keep a beat!
- 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,592 I deserve better than this! I am Hennifer Hlopez!
- 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,010 Where is my water?!
- 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,430 Not Evian! Pellegrino, you stupid bitch!
- 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,098 Uh, that's fine, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,266 Look, it's been a long night.
- 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,893 Why don't we pick it up in the morning?
- 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,812 Fine, my ass, cholo! I'll tell you when it's fine!
- 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,147 [ Insects chirping ]
- 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,148 Stupid idiots!
- 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,442 How am I supposed to make an album with those cholos?
- 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:46,237 You little snot nose! [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,699 You ruin my career, and now you're trying to steal my man?
- 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,159 Oh, crap.
- 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,827 You better stay away from him!
- 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,287 Ow! Ow!
- 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,164 Oh, Jesus! Hey!
- 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,669 Your son's hand has a hairline fracture
- 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,003 and two dislocated fingers.
- 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,088 Oh, dear!
- 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,256 But I'm more concerned about his state of mind.
- 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:08,009 Your son appears to be completely insane.
- 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,594 Ohh...
- 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,971 Ohh...
- 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,681 I told you this would happen.
- 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,516 Oh, hello, guys.
- 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,851 Cartman, you need to stop this stupid game you're playing.
- 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,104 Oh, Kyle, why you no like me?
- 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,438 Kyle is right, Ms. Lopez.
- 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,816 From now on, we're staying away from Ben Affleck.
- 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,192 I hate you.
- 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,235 Come on, sweetie.
- 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,071 Doctor says you need to get home and get lots of rest.
- 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,573 [ Rooster crowing ]
- 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,577 [ Yawns ]
- 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,037 Aah!
- 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:38,915 Mom!
- 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,292 What is it, sweetie?
- 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,670 Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!
- 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:47,465 Ooh, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you!
- 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,634 <i>Buenos días,</i> my love!
- 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,553 Good morning, baby. - You have to get out of here!
- 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,430 Jennifer Lopez is gonna kick my ass again!
- 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,931 He's not going anywhere!
- 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,100 Ben and I were up all night making love!
- 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,852 What? Aww!
- 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,854 Ben Affleck's spooge!
- 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,856 Should we tell him the news? - What news?
- 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,607 - think we should tell him. - It's all right?
- 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:05,859 'S all right. - 'S all right.
- 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,527 We're getting married!
- 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,487 Oh, balls.
- 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,364 [ Doorbell rings ]
- 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,866 Come in.
- 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,284 [ Doorbell rings ]
- 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,453 Come in! [ Door opens, closes ]
- 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:19,372 [ Down-tempo music plays ] - Guys, I need to talk to you.
- 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,541 What's the matter? - I can't handle it anymore --
- 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,293 all the fame and the Ben Affleck spooge.
- 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,795 I-I just can't go on living with Ms. Lopez.
- 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,756 So stop doing it. - Stop doing what?
- 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,674 You know Goddamn well what. Now, get out of here!
- 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,592 Please, you guys.
- 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,887 It's like I can't even have a moment to myself anymore. See?
- 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,263 [ Coughing ]
- 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,724 Don't you dare ever do that to me again!
- 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,851 Oh, stop it, Cartman! Your hand doesn't need to breathe!
- 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,811 You try being in an oven mitt for two hours!
- 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,063 I can see your lips moving!
- 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,939 I can see your lips moving, too, <i>culo!</i>
- 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,357 See? I just saw your lips move!
- 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,026 Look, I'm just asking you guys for help.
- 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,944 Will you please help me with Ms. Lopez?
- 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,029 What's she doing?
- 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,989 Come here!
- 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,866 You're not actually buying this crap, are you?
- 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,451 I don't know. M-Maybe he <i>can't</i> help it.
- 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,328 Look, he knows full well what he's doing.
- 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,038 And he's just waiting for us to buy into it.
- 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,373 And then he'll laugh and point in our faces and say, "Ha ha!
- 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,085 I got you guys to believe me! You guys are stupid!"
- 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,836 You really think he would go through all this
- 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,338 just to make us look dumb?
- 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,756 Yes, dude!
- 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,008 Cartman, we've decided that if you can be mature
- 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,343 and admit to everyone
- 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,929 that you've gotten yourself into this mess, then we'll help you.
- 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,138 Okay, okay.
- 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,557 I know that I control everything Ms. Lopez does.
- 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,892 Oh, no, you don't!
- 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,143 Quiet, Ms. Lopez!
- 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,186 Out.
- 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,395 Guys!
- 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,688 [ Gasping ]
- 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,858 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,069 There you are, Jenny!
- 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,613 I've been looking all over for you, baby!
- 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,115 Aah!
- 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,866 Jenny?
- 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,410 Ms. Lopez, you were due in the studio two hours ago.
- 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,703 Come on!
- 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:42,747 [ Gasps ]
- 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,792 So you're getting married, huh?!
- 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:46,793 [ Engine buzzes ]
- 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,670 Aah! Aah!
- 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,213 Don't you hurt her!
- 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,090 We'll sue you!
- 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,216 Oh, Jesus.
- 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,136 [ Chain saw buzzing ]
- 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,929 Aah! - [ Siren wailing ]
- 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,306 [ Tires screech ]
- 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,142 Freeze, leaf blower!
- 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:04,352 Arrest that woman!
- 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,312 She wants to kill one of our artists!
- 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,940 All right. You're going downtown, bean breath.
- 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,317 Jenny! Oh, I thought I was going to lose you!
- 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,153 Let's run away and get married tonight!
- 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,780 She can't get married tonight! She has a recording session.
- 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,657 Our love is like rain!
- 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,659 That's what you said about me, asshole!
- 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,202 Quiet! - Get her out of here!
- 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,164 Fuck you! - Shut up, picante pants!
- 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,416 Everyone be quiet!
- 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,461 I...I'm not who you think I am.
- 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:31,963 You're not?
- 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,299 No. It was all a lie.
- 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,551 A lie I cannot continue anymore.
- 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,636 I am not Hennifer Hlopez.
- 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,014 I am...
- 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,349 [ Deep voice ] Mitch Connor.
- 00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,185 [All gasp ]
- 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,603 Who's Mitch Connor?
- 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,188 Just your run-of-the-mill con man.
- 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,856 I've been moving from town to town,
- 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,733 scamming people since I was 15.
- 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,318 But I'm tired of runnin'.
- 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,445 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
- 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,988 I've been a cheat all my life,
- 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,740 and now I've ruined a singer's career,
- 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,366 lost a record company millions,
- 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,493 and cost this little boy his precious time.
- 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,828 Stop. It.
- 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,413 Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben.
- 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,041 I'm sorry I played tiddlywinks with your heart.
- 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,084 [ Sobs ]
- 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,295 But it's over now.
- 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,506 The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon.
- 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:16,799 Hm.
- 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,385 Looks like the sun is going down.
- 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:23,181 I wonder...will I dream?
- 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,227 [ Wind whistling ]
- 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,563 [ Sobs ]
- 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:34,651 Well, looks like Mitch Connor has cashed in his last chips.
- 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,571 Dude, who the hell is Mitch Connor?
- 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,198 I don't know, Kyle, all right?
- 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,116 Look, I don't care what you guys believe.
- 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,202 But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town,
- 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,329 isn't it possible -- just possible --
- 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,040 that something I don't understand happened here?
- 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,376 [ Sighs ]
- 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,920 All right. All right. I guess it's possible.
- 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:55,463 ♪ Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ♪
- 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,965 ♪ I got you kinda! ♪
- 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,716 ♪ I got you kinda! ♪
- 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,304 Okay, Ms. Lopez, over here we have the topping station.
- 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,848 This is where all your cheeses and lettuce will go on.
- 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,226 Ow! Look out, muffin head!
- 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,602 Uh, look, Ms. Lopez,
- 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,313 if you're going to be a member of the La Taco family,
- 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:14,691 you're gonna have to learn to get along with people.
- 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,359 Get a what with who?!
- 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,111 Why don't you start chopping those onions,
- 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,779 and I'll check on you a little later?
- 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,950 This is bullshit!
- 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,869 How the fuck did I end up working at a La Taco?
- 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,579 I had six platinum records,
- 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,374 and I starred in five Hollywood movies!
- 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,794 Yeah. Me too.
- 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,672 ♪ Oh, Ben, you are so perfect ♪
- 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,717 ♪ So spectacular-r-r in every way ♪
- 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,761 ♪ You bring light into my life, Ben ♪
- 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:48,057 ♪ You almost make me forget all about tacos ♪
- 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,310 ♪ Ooh, tacos, so good in my tummy ♪
- 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,520 ♪ Yummy, yummy, gimme more ♪
- 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,230 ♪ I love you, Ben ♪
- 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:59,527 ♪ You almost make me forget about tacos ♪
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