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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪

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♪ Timmy, Timmy,

liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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You wanted to see me,

Principal Victoria?

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Yes, Mr. Garrison.

Have a seat.

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Mr. Garrison, some time ago,

you asked to be promoted

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from teaching kindergarten

back to the third grade.

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I'm aware of that.

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I want to come clean with you

and tell you that back then,

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some of us were uncomfortable

with your sexual preferences.

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It was wrong of us,

and I want to make it up to you.

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Wow.

That's really great to hear.

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As you know, the position

of fourth-grade teacher

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has become available, and we'd

like to offer you the job.

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Oh, for real?

You're not kidding?

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We in administration see now

that you are an individual

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with your own preferences,

and we respect that.

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Oh, this is all just --

It's a dream come true!

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Thank you, Principal Victoria.

I'll do a great job.

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I know you will.

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You're sure this for real?

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I mean, I'm not gonna

just get fired again

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for being gay tomorrow?

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It's for real, Mr. Garrison.

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Oh, great.

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With all the new laws,

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we could never fire you

for being gay now.

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You'd be able to sue us

for millions of dollars.

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Right.

I...

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W-What was that?

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Well, I was just saying that the

policies have really changed.

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If we fired you

for acting gay next time,

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you'd be able to sue the school

district for lots of money.

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Oh, right. Right. Right.

I...

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How -- How much money exactly?

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Oh, well, there was the case

out in Minnesota

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where the guy was awarded

$25 million, I think.

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Y-You don't say.

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Well, thanks,

uh, Principal Victoria.

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Holy moly!

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I've got to find a way

to get fired for being gay!

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M'kay, kids, I know the past

few weeks have been really hard,

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with the death of your teacher,

Ms. Choksondik.

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But the principal

has finally hired a teacher

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to take her place.

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So I want you all to give

your best behavior

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to your new fourth-grade

teacher, Mr. Garrison.

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Aw!

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Not him!

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Thank you, Mr. Mackey.

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Uh, good luck, m'kay?

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Okay, children.

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Now, for those of you who are

new, my name is Mr. Garrison.

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Where's Mr. Hat, sir?

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Well, I was informed

that fourth graders

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are a little too old

for Mr. Hat.

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Two-year-olds are too old

for Mr. Hat.

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But it's okay, because I've

found a new teacher's assistant.

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Say hello to Mr. Slave.

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Hi, kids.

Hm.

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So, that's Mr. Slave,

the teacher's assistant.

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Or, as I like to write

for short, the teacher's ass.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Okay, Mr. Slave.

Go sit until I need you.

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Oh!

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Dude, I think that Mr. Slave guy

might be a...Pakistani.

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I'm not saying the rest of the

school year is going to be easy.

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In fact, it's going to be long

and hard --

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really long and really hard.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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The first thing

we're gonna be learning about

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is Communist Russia.

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No. Kenny.

What are you doing, Kenny?

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Now, Stalin was a big silly

when it came to...

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Kenny, no!

Don't do it, Kenny!

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Eric, did you just throw

a paper airplane?

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No!

It was Kenny!

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Very funny, Eric.

Kenny's dead!

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But Cartman drank

Kenny's remains,

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and Kenny's soul is trapped

in Cartman's body.

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Yeah!

- That does it!

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I will not put up

with foolishness in my class!

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It's time for punishment.

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Take it, Mr. Slave!

- Oh!

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Oh, it hurts!

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I will not put up

with tomfoolery

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in my classroom, children!

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Mr. Slave, put this rubber ball

in your mouth.

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Take that, slave! Take it!

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Oh, God!

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This should get me fired

for sure.

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I really enjoyed the imagery

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in the last chapter

of this month's book.

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Yes, and I really saw

the entire book, thematically,

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as a take on corporate America.

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I think, in the fourth chapter,

when, uh, Nancy Drew discovers

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the bloody glove

in the cheerleader's locker,

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well, that was just

a brilliantly written passage.

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So full of metaphor!

- Hey, guys, can we talk to you?

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Oh, hi, boys.

- How was school?

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Uh, not cool.

- That's great.

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We're having our

Book-of-The-Month Club meeting,

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so why don't you boys go outside

and play?

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Was it me, or did you all think

Nancy Drew solved

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the riddle of Elephant Mountain

a little too easily?

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Oh, yes. Absolutely.

- Oh, yeah.

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No, no.

He said not cool.

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We got our new teacher today.

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It's Mr. Garrison,

our old third-grade teacher.

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Uh-huh?

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Well, he has this new

teacher's assistant,

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and -- and they're both...

totally gay.

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Kyle, you know better

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than to discriminate

against homosexuals!

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Yeah, but these guys

are really super gay.

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I'm surprised at you, Stanley.

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I really thought you knew how to

accept people for who they were.

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But, Dad --

- No "buts," Stanley.

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We're not raising our kids

to be discriminators.

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That's right.

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I think it's time you kids took

a little trip

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to the Museum of Tolerance.

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Welcome to the Museum

of Tolerance.

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Here, we try to educate you

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on the dynamics of racism

and prejudice in America.

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Aah!

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Now, did you know that words

we use can show intolerance?

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Let's begin our tour with a walk

through our Tunnel of Prejudice

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to show you

what it can feel like

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to be discriminated against.

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Queer!

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Beaner!

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Chink!

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Nigger!

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Heeb!

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Faggot!

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Cracker!

- Slope!

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Oh man, this is awesome!

- Jap!

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Now you know how it feels.

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I want to ride again!

I want to ride again!

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We are now entering

the Hall of Stereotypes.

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These wax figures represent

how some intolerant people

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have labeled minorities.

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Here we see a black person

eating chicken and watermelon --

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a stereotype that hurts

the African-American community.

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What other stereotypes

do you see here?

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Ah.

Here's the Arab as a terrorist.

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That's right,

but of course we know

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that not all Arabs

are terrorists, don't we, kids?

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Well, there's an Asian man

with a calculator.

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That's right.

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Not all stereotypes

are negative.

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But even a positive one, like

"all Asians are good at math"

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is harmful to society.

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Look!

A covetous Jew!

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Very good, young man.

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The idea that Jews

are only interested in money

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is very old indeed.

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Ah.

Here's a good one.

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It's the stereotypical

sleepy Mexican.

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W-What?

Oh, man. What time is it?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought

you were a wax sculpture.

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No, man.

I'm the janitor.

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I'm supposed to be cleaning,

but I'm so tired.

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Oh, I'm so sleepy.

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This is our Discovery Wing.

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Take your time

at the computer displays,

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because, you see,

being tolerant,

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you must also learn to respect

people who are small,

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people who are disabled,

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even people who are overweight,

like this young man here.

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Hey!

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You other boys have probably

called this young man names

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like "tubby" or "lard butt"

or "fat tits."

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Fat tits -- That's a good one.

- Yeah. I have to remember that.

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But you must learn

to be tolerant

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of his differences as well.

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If he chooses to eat fatty

foods, that's his life choice.

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I'm not fat.

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I have a different life choice.

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And we won't belittle you

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for eating lots of cookies

and cakes and pies.

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Dude, tolerance kicks ass!

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That's our Cartman.

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Well, that's the end

of our tour.

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Now do you see why tolerance

is so important, boys?

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I guess.

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We have to accept people

for who they are

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and what they like to do.

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Hey!

What the hell are you doing?!

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Oh, I was just, uh --

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There is no smoking

in the museum!

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But I'm not in the museum.

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Get out of here,

you filthy smoker!

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Yeah, dirty lungs!

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Go ahead and kill yourself,

stupid tar breath!

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Dumbass!

- Get out of here!

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Well, have a great day,

everybody.

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Now you boys can go and give

your teacher and assistant

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the respect they deserve, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay, children.

Let's take our seats.

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Apparently, none of you tried to

get me fired yesterday,

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so I guess we're just gonna have

to go on and learn more today.

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Now, who can tell me

what happens to water

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when we heat it up

in the Bunsen burner?

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It evaporates.

- Good, Butters.

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Now, if we take the glass tube

of the Bunsen burner,

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we can also see

how other things react.

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Evaporation

is an exothermic reaction,

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so now let's look at

an endothermic one.

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Mr. Slave, position 7, please.

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Now, I'm gonna put the glass

tube into Mr. Slave's tight ass.

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The heat from Mr. Slave's ass

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will act as our new conductor

of energy.

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Okay.

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Now, Butters, could you bring

over Lemmiwinks for me, please?

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Sure.

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Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

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Newton was the first to discover

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that for every action,

there is a reaction.

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Thank you, Butters.

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What do you think

is gonna happen

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when I introduce

the element of the gerbil

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to the endothermic heat

of Mr. Slave's ass?

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Well, let's see.

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Jesus -- Jesus Christ!

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Lemmiwinks!

No!

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Hello, there, children!

- Hey, Chef!

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How is it going?

- Bad.

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Why bad?

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Chef, we're intolerant.

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Intolerant of who?

- Gays, I guess.

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Now, why do you want to

go be intolerant

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of gay people, children?

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I thought you knew better.

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We didn't think we were, but Mr.

Garrison has this new assistant,

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and we're really uncomfortable

around them.

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Children, a lot of times

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the reason people get

uncomfortable around gay people

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is that they have some issues

themselves.

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You have to ask yourself,

"What is it about their behavior

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that for some reason

makes me uncomfortable?"

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Well, I guess it's mostly

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the way Mr. Garrison stuck

a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass.

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Right. And, you see, children,

that's why you need to --

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Whoa!

What?!

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Are we homophobes now?

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We don't want to be gay bashers,

Chef.

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Children,

there's a big difference

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between gay people

and Mr. Garrison.

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Do you understand that?

- No.

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You children

just take your lunches.

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I'm gonna have a talk

with the principal.

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I'll take three lunches today,

please.

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You don't need three lunches,

Eric.

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You're fat enough as it is.

- It is my life choice, Chef.

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And if you don't tolerate it,

I'll report you to the FCC.

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That was a brilliant idea,

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having me put a gerbil

up your ass, Mr. Slave.

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Now we'll get fired for sure!

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Well, it wasn't the first

small animal I've put up my ass.

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Mr. Garrison

to the principal's office.

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That's it!

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They're gonna fire me

for being gay!

00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,094

♪ $25 million, here we come ♪

00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,013

Don't forget -- I get half.

00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:56,930

Ooh!

00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,601

Ooh.

Jesus Christ.

00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,155

Lemmiwinks, you must find

your way out of this place,

00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,573

or you will surely die.

00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,993

This way has been closed off

by the great sphincter.

00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,411

To escape,

you must journey upward

00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,913

through the dark reaches of the

intestine and past the stomach.

00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,499

Who am I?

Just a friend.

00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,918

Heed my words, Lemmiwinks.

Your time is running out.

00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,921

Make for the large intestine.

All will be made clear then.

00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:40,849

♪ A great adventure

is waiting for you ahead ♪

00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,143

♪ Hurry onward, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,395

♪ Or you will soon be dead ♪

00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,149

♪ The journey before you may be

long and filled with woe ♪

00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,026

♪ But you must escape

the gay man's ass ♪

00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,820

♪ So your tale can be told ♪

00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,156

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,949

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,409

♪ Da, da, da, da-da-da ♪

00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,578

♪ Da-da-da, da, da, da, da ♪

00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,538

You wanted to see me,

Principal Victoria?

00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,499

Oh, yes.

Uh, Mr. Garrison, have a seat.

00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,376

Oh, dear.

Sounds like I'm getting fired.

00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,503

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo,

da-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,463

Mr. Garrison, Chef has

brought it to my attention

00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,840

that some of the students

are a bit...uncomfortable

00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,717

about certain aspects

of your teaching methods.

00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,594

Oh, no!

You're firing me?

00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,888

Oh, well.

I can't stop being who I am.

00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,932

I can't help

the way God made me.

00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,850

Guess I just have to go.

00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,268

No, no, no.

We're not firing you.

00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:26,770

You're not?

00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,606

No. We're sending Chef

to a tolerance seminar.

00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,775

Sending Chef

to a tolerance seminar?!

00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,443

You got to be fucking crazy!

00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,070

You've demonstrated

a lack of tolerance

00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,238

for Mr. Garrison's behavior.

00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,824

In fact, I believe you used

the words "sick queer"

00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,450

to describe his conduct

in class.

00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,702

He is a sick queer!

00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:42,536

Yeah!

00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,287

I just wanted to give you

an opportunity

00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,082

to apologize to Mr. Garrison

before I sent you away, Chef.

00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,792

Kiss my black ass!

00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,129

Parents,

I had to call you in here

00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,881

because your boys have refused

to attend class

00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,384

with their homosexual teachers,

m'kay?

00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,594

We're not staying another minute

with those queermos.

00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,513

Well, I really thought

you boys learned something

00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,598

in the Museum of Tolerance,

but apparently all you learned

00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,559

was new words

to call your poor teachers.

00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,185

But they killed Lemmiwinks!

00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,938

Shut your mouth, Butters!

You'll speak when spoken to!

00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,106

Yes, sir.

00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,899

Mr. Mackey, we've done

everything we can

00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,192

to raise compassionate children.

00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,652

We don't know

where else to turn!

00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,572

Well, there is an intensive

seminar camp.

00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,033

It's a bit severe, but it might

be the only way, m'kay?

00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,326

That sounds good to me.

00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,162

Me too.

- Then it's settled.

00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,622

Boys, you're going

to tolerance camp.

00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,958

Tolerance camp?

00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,800

Welcome to tolerance camp.

00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,554

You are here because you would

not accept people's differences.

00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,474

Because you refused to accept

the life choices

00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,641

of your fellow man.

00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,894

Well, those days are now over.

00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,772

Here, you will work,

every hour of every day,

00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:55,192

until you submit

to being tolerant of everybody.

00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:59,696

Here, intolerance...

will not be tolerated.

00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,285

God damn it!

00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,411

How'd it go?

00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,371

This is unbelievable, Mr. Slave!

00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,749

It seems no matter what I do,

I can't get fired!

00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,251

The principal didn't fire you?

- No!

00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,753

The parents felt so bad

00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,130

that their kids didn't want to

attend my class anymore

00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,633

that they want to give me

the Courageous Teacher Award

00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,593

this Friday

at the Museum of Tolerance!

00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,553

Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,056

I mean, I stuck a gerbil

up your ass,

00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,058

and they want to give me

a goddamn medal!

00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,100

Well, it sounds to me

00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,853

like the principal is just

hiding things from everybody.

00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,439

What you need to do

is let the parents see

00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,358

what kind of demented faggot

you are.

00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,277

Oh, well --

Hey, that's right, Mr. Slave.

00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,863

The parents have to see

for themselves.

00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,782

The award ceremony!

00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,326

We'll put on a show

they'll never forget!

00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,495

Ooh.

Jesus Christ.

00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:57,629

♪ Lemmiwinks journeyed

a distance far and vast ♪

00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,424

♪ To find his way out

of the gay man's ass ♪

00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:05,136

♪ The road ahead is filled

with danger and fright ♪

00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:09,224

♪ But push onward, Lemmiwinks,

with all of your might ♪

00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,225

Lemmiwinks!

00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,644

You are coming to the entrance

of the small intestine.

00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,355

There you must seek out

the Sparrow Prince.

00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,401

♪ The Sparrow Prince lies

somewhere way up ahead ♪

00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,946

♪ Don't look back, Lemmiwinks,

or you'll soon be dead ♪

00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,865

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,825

♪ The time is growing late ♪

00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:31,496

♪ Slow down now

and seal your fate ♪

00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,081

I am the Sparrow Prince.

00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,876

Long has my spirit been trapped

within this place.

00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,587

Before you lies the maze

of the small intestine.

00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,673

One path leads to the stomach,

the other to certain doom.

00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,592

Take with you this helmet

and torch.

00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,051

Let them be your guide.

00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:49,097

♪ Take the magic helmet torch

to help you light the way ♪

00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,809

♪ There's still a lot of ground

to cross inside the man so gay ♪

00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,352

♪ Ahead of you lies adventure ♪

00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,313

♪ And your strength

still lies within ♪

00:14:56,438 --> 00:15:00,984

♪ Freedom from the ass of doom

is the treasure you will win ♪

00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,162

Today we will be using

the finger paints.

00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,290

You will make a painting that

shows people of different races

00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,500

and sexual orientations

getting along.

00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,752

Finger-paint.

00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,128

Finger-paint!

00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,339

You will not make

any distinction

00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,424

between people

of different color,

00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,468

people with different

sexual preferences.

00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,470

You will accept everyone!

00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,263

What are you finger-painting?!

00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,389

Uh, a bear?

00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,682

Ein bear?!

00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,267

Ein bear has nothing to do

00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,645

with accepting people

of different races!

00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,313

I-I didn't know

what else to paint!

00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,314

Start over!

00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,232

You will finger-paint

what we tell you.

00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,567

Go!

00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,444

Faster.

00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,488

Faster.

00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,781

♪ Faster ♪

00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,074

Aah!

00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,283

Faster!

Are you done?!

00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,576

What is it?!

What have you done?!

00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,912

People of all colors and creeds

holding hands beneath a rainbow!

00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:54,913

Good!

00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,831

That wasn't so hard, was it?

00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:58,917

Now do it again!

00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,127

Faster!

00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,712

♪ Faster ♪

00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,799

There.

00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,342

I've done it, Mr. Slave --

00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,386

the perfect plan

to get us fired.

00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,971

You finish your costume design

yet?

00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,014

Almost. I just have to

get through with the --

00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,641

Oh.

Jesus Christ.

00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,642

What's the matter?

00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,228

Just a bit of an upset stomach,

I guess.

00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,646

Well, here.

Take a Pepto pill.

00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,773

I can't have my teacher's ass

under the weather.

00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,109

Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:42,544

♪ Lemmiwinks came

to the stomach dark ♪

00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:47,424

♪ 'Neath the depths of the lungs

and heart ♪

00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,676

You chose your path wisely,

Lemmiwinks.

00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,220

I am the Catatafish.

00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,599

♪ Catatafish

of the stomach's cove ♪

00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:01,396

If you answer this riddle,

the esophagus will let you pass.

00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:06,776

♪ Catatafish's riddle

will soon be told ♪

00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,409

Everything in order?

00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,785

Yes, mein Fuhrer.

00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,079

We are making the prisoners

make macaroni pictures

00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,248

that illustrate diversity

in the workplace.

00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,584

Excellent.

00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,337

Kyle!

00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,798

Kyle, you have to keep making

your macaroni pictures.

00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,383

Can't...

00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,552

glue...any...more.

00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,471

The guards are coming, Kyle.

Glue. Glue, damn you!

00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,098

Take this one away.

He is done for.

00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,099

Butters?

00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,061

N-No more...arts and crafts.

00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,229

Oh, Jesus.

We have to get out of here.

00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,485

Please don't tell them

we're hiding here!

00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,779

We can't work any more.

We'll die.

00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,863

What?!

What?!

00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,199

Oh. Uh, nothing.

I was just getting back to work.

00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,825

- What is in there?

- Nothing!

00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,118

Get back to work.

00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,661

Yes, sir.

00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,288

Phew.

00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,837

Ew! Oh! Ew!

00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,214

Hey, I was just kidding!

00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,049

There's actually two girls

hiding down there!

00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,175

Hey!

00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:16,846

Tonight we are here to honor

an amazing fourth-grade teacher

00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,723

with the Courageous Teacher

Award.

00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,602

Herbert Garrison came out

about two years ago.

00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,312

Since then,

he has faced adversity.

00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,773

He has even faced ridicule

by some of the students.

00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,150

Oh, Randy,

I'm so ashamed of our son.

00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,736

It is my honor to present

the Courageous Teacher Award

00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,279

to Herbert Garrison.

00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,074

♪ Dum-de-dum ♪

00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,242

♪ De-dum-de-de-dum ♪

00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,369

♪ De-dum-de-dum-de-de-dum ♪

00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,121

Get along, little slave.

00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,122

Oh, my God.

00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,207

That's what our boys

were talking about?

00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,502

Ding ding! Ding ding!

00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,170

He is so courageous.

00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,131

Say, Mr. Slave.

00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,549

Yes, Mr. Garrison?

00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:56,219

I had a dream last night

that you were a real dick.

00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,178

Really?

00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,472

Why would you dream

that I was being an asshole?

00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,183

No, no.

I was the asshole.

00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,895

Oh, that is so courageous.

00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,273

What an amazing human being.

00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,443

Uh, I-I'm very happy

to get this award.

00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,654

But you know what makes me

even happier?

00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,656

Sucking balls.

00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,908

Ah.

- Mm-hmm.

00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,411

It isn't working.

Sing your song, Mr. Slave.

00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:22,620

♪ I've got a little -- ♪

00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,747

Ooh!

Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,291

What's happening in there?

00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,168

Hang on, Lemmiwinks!

00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,295

You solved

the Catatafish's riddle!

00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,505

Now your trials

are nearly through!

00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,134

Oh, I should have never shoved

all those poor animals

00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,886

up my ass!

00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,891

Uh...

00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:43,892

Courageous.

00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:44,976

So courageous!

00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,020

God damn it!

Don't you people get it?!

00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,813

I'm trying to get fired here!

00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,191

Oh, that's courageous.

00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,859

Look, this kind of behavior

00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,028

should not be acceptable

from a teacher!

00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,322

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,992

But the museum tells us

to be tolerant.

00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,869

Yes.

The museum.

00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,787

The museum tells us.

00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,664

Tolerant, but not stupid!

00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,875

Look, just because you have to

tolerate something

00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,960

doesn't mean you have to approve

of it.

00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,005

If you had to like it, it'd be

called the Museum of Acceptance.

00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,633

"Tolerate" means

you're just putting up with it.

00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,384

You tolerate a crying child

00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,844

sitting next to you

on the airplane

00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,679

or you tolerate a bad cold.

00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,097

It can still piss you off!

00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,141

Jesus tap-dancing Christ!

00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,392

He's right.

00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,144

Our boys didn't hate

homosexuals.

00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,188

They just hated the way

this asshole was acting.

00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,398

We've got to get our boys back!

00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:37,570

So now can I please get fired

and get my $25 million?

00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,406

No. No.

I think I have a better idea.

00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,534

We're sorry, boys.

00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,578

Why didn't you tell us

your teachers were acting

00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:46,663

so over the top?

00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,499

Yes. You boys don't know

how much we've suffered.

00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,210

Come on.

Let's go.

00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,504

But this is insane!

00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:55,630

I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison,

00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,424

but it's obvious you aren't

tolerant of your own behavior.

00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,677

What do we have here?

New recruits?

00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:01,678

I assure you,

00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,722

the next week will be nothing

but pain and suffering!

00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,225

Ooh.

This could be kind of fun.

00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,268

Oh!

00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,187

♪ Lemmiwinks has made it out ♪

00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,523

♪ The tale is nearly through ♪

00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,483

Great job, Lemmiwinks.

00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,610

Thanks to you, we are all free.

00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,237

But your adventures

are just beginning,

00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,781

for you are no ordinary gerbil,

Lemmiwinks.

00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:25,326

You are the Gerbil King.

00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,705

All hail the Gerbil King!

00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,623

♪ Now that you're

the Gerbil King ♪

00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,458

♪ There's more adventures

to go on ♪

00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,085

♪ Fly away to faraway lands ♪

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♪ And to the setting sun ♪

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♪ There's still so many enemies

and battles yet to fight ♪

00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,553

♪ For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King

to be told another night ♪

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♪ Lemmi-- Lemmi-- Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:46,973

♪ Lem-- Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,308

♪ Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,934

♪ Lemmi -- Lemmiwinks ♪

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♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,979

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,772

♪ Gerbil King ♪

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Jesus -- Jesus Christ!

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Oh!

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Goin' down to South Park,

gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,

"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Heading on up to South Park,

gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪

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♪ Timmy, Timmy,

liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪

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♪ Come on down to South Park

and meet some friends of mine ♪

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You wanted to see me,

Principal Victoria?

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Yes, Mr. Garrison.

Have a seat.

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Mr. Garrison, some time ago,

you asked to be promoted

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from teaching kindergarten

back to the third grade.

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I'm aware of that.

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I want to come clean with you

and tell you that back then,

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some of us were uncomfortable

with your sexual preferences.

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It was wrong of us,

and I want to make it up to you.

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Wow.

That's really great to hear.

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As you know, the position

of fourth-grade teacher

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has become available, and we'd

like to offer you the job.

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Oh, for real?

You're not kidding?

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We in administration see now

that you are an individual

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with your own preferences,

and we respect that.

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Oh, this is all just --

It's a dream come true!

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Thank you, Principal Victoria.

I'll do a great job.

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I know you will.

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You're sure this for real?

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I mean, I'm not gonna

just get fired again

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for being gay tomorrow?

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It's for real, Mr. Garrison.

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Oh, great.

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With all the new laws,

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we could never fire you

for being gay now.

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You'd be able to sue us

for millions of dollars.

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Right.

I...

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W-What was that?

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Well, I was just saying that the

policies have really changed.

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If we fired you

for acting gay next time,

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you'd be able to sue the school

district for lots of money.

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Oh, right. Right. Right.

I...

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How -- How much money exactly?

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Oh, well, there was the case

out in Minnesota

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where the guy was awarded

$25 million, I think.

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Y-You don't say.

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Well, thanks,

uh, Principal Victoria.

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Holy moly!

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I've got to find a way

to get fired for being gay!

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[ Bell rings ]

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M'kay, kids, I know the past

few weeks have been really hard,

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with the death of your teacher,

Ms. Choksondik.

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[ Laughter ]

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But the principal

has finally hired a teacher

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to take her place.

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So I want you all to give

your best behavior

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to your new fourth-grade

teacher, Mr. Garrison.

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[All ]

Aw!

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Not him!

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Thank you, Mr. Mackey.

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Uh, good luck, m'kay?

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Okay, children.

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Now, for those of you who are

new, my name is Mr. Garrison.

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Where's Mr. Hat, sir?

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Well, I was informed

that fourth graders

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are a little too old

for Mr. Hat.

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Two-year-olds are too old

for Mr. Hat.

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But it's okay, because I've

found a new teacher's assistant.

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Say hello to Mr. Slave.

[ Door opens, closes ]

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Hi, kids.

Hm.

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So, that's Mr. Slave,

the teacher's assistant.

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Or, as I like to write

for short, the teacher's ass.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Okay, Mr. Slave.

Go sit until I need you.

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Oh!

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Dude, I think that Mr. Slave guy

might be a...Pakistani.

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I'm not saying the rest of the

school year is going to be easy.

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In fact, it's going to be long

and hard --

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really long and really hard.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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The first thing

we're gonna be learning about

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is Communist Russia.

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No. Kenny.

What are you doing, Kenny?

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Now, Stalin was a big silly

when it came to...

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Kenny, no!

Don't do it, Kenny!

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Eric, did you just throw

a paper airplane?

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No!

It was Kenny!

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Very funny, Eric.

Kenny's dead!

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But Cartman drank

Kenny's remains,

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and Kenny's soul is trapped

in Cartman's body.

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[All ] Yeah!

- That does it!

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I will not put up

with foolishness in my class!

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It's time for punishment.

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Take it, Mr. Slave!

- Oh!

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Oh, it hurts!

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I will not put up

with tomfoolery

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in my classroom, children!

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Mr. Slave, put this rubber ball

in your mouth.

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Take that, slave! Take it!

- [ Grunting ]

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[ Muffled ]

Oh, God!

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This should get me fired

for sure.

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I really enjoyed the imagery

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in the last chapter

of this month's book.

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Yes, and I really saw

the entire book, thematically,

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as a take on corporate America.

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I think, in the fourth chapter,

when, uh, Nancy Drew discovers

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the bloody glove

in the cheerleader's locker,

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well, that was just

a brilliantly written passage.

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So full of metaphor!

- Hey, guys, can we talk to you?

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Oh, hi, boys.

- How was school?

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Uh, not cool.

- That's great.

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We're having our

Book-of-The-Month Club meeting,

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so why don't you boys go outside

and play?

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Was it me, or did you all think

Nancy Drew solved

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the riddle of Elephant Mountain

a little too easily?

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Oh, yes. Absolutely.

- Oh, yeah.

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No, no.

He said not cool.

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We got our new teacher today.

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It's Mr. Garrison,

our old third-grade teacher.

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Uh-huh?

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Well, he has this new

teacher's assistant,

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and -- and they're both...

totally gay.

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Kyle, you know better

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than to discriminate

against homosexuals!

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Yeah, but these guys

are really super gay.

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I'm surprised at you, Stanley.

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I really thought you knew how to

accept people for who they were.

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But, Dad --

- No "buts," Stanley.

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We're not raising our kids

to be discriminators.

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That's right.

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I think it's time you kids took

a little trip

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to the Museum of Tolerance.

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Welcome to the Museum

of Tolerance.

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Here, we try to educate you

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on the dynamics of racism

and prejudice in America.

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[ Yawns ]

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Aah!

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Now, did you know that words

we use can show intolerance?

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Let's begin our tour with a walk

through our Tunnel of Prejudice

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to show you

what it can feel like

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to be discriminated against.

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Queer!

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Beaner!

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Chink!

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Nigger!

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Heeb!

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Faggot!

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Cracker!

- Slope!

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Oh man, this is awesome!

- Jap!

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Now you know how it feels.

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I want to ride again!

I want to ride again!

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We are now entering

the Hall of Stereotypes.

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These wax figures represent

how some intolerant people

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have labeled minorities.

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Here we see a black person

eating chicken and watermelon --

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a stereotype that hurts

the African-American community.

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What other stereotypes

do you see here?

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Ah.

Here's the Arab as a terrorist.

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That's right,

but of course we know

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that not all Arabs

are terrorists, don't we, kids?

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Well, there's an Asian man

with a calculator.

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That's right.

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Not all stereotypes

are negative.

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But even a positive one, like

"all Asians are good at math"

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is harmful to society.

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Look!

A covetous Jew!

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Very good, young man.

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The idea that Jews

are only interested in money

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is very old indeed.

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Ah.

Here's a good one.

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It's the stereotypical

sleepy Mexican.

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[ Spanish accent ] W-What?

Oh, man. What time is it?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought

you were a wax sculpture.

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No, man.

I'm the janitor.

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I'm supposed to be cleaning,

but I'm so tired.

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Oh, I'm so sleepy.

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This is our Discovery Wing.

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Take your time

at the computer displays,

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because, you see,

being tolerant,

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you must also learn to respect

people who are small,

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people who are disabled,

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even people who are overweight,

like this young man here.

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Hey!

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You other boys have probably

called this young man names

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like "tubby" or "lard butt"

or "fat tits."

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Fat tits -- That's a good one.

- Yeah. I have to remember that.

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But you must learn

to be tolerant

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of his differences as well.

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If he chooses to eat fatty

foods, that's his life choice.

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I'm not fat.

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I have a different life choice.

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And we won't belittle you

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for eating lots of cookies

and cakes and pies.

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Dude, tolerance kicks ass!

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[ Laughter ]

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That's our Cartman.

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Well, that's the end

of our tour.

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Now do you see why tolerance

is so important, boys?

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I guess.

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We have to accept people

for who they are

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and what they like to do.

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Hey!

What the hell are you doing?!

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Oh, I was just, uh --

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There is no smoking

in the museum!

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But I'm not in the museum.

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Get out of here,

you filthy smoker!

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Yeah, dirty lungs!

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Go ahead and kill yourself,

stupid tar breath!

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Dumbass!

- Get out of here!

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Well, have a great day,

everybody.

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Now you boys can go and give

your teacher and assistant

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the respect they deserve, right?

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[ Boys ]

Yeah.

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[ Bell rings ]

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Okay, children.

Let's take our seats.

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Apparently, none of you tried to

get me fired yesterday,

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so I guess we're just gonna have

to go on and learn more today.

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Now, who can tell me

what happens to water

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when we heat it up

in the Bunsen burner?

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It evaporates.

- Good, Butters.

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Now, if we take the glass tube

of the Bunsen burner,

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we can also see

how other things react.

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Evaporation

is an exothermic reaction,

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so now let's look at

an endothermic one.

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Mr. Slave, position 7, please.

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Now, I'm gonna put the glass

tube into Mr. Slave's tight ass.

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The heat from Mr. Slave's ass

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will act as our new conductor

of energy.

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[ Groans ]

Okay.

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Now, Butters, could you bring

over Lemmiwinks for me, please?

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Sure.

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[ Squeaks ]

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Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

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Newton was the first to discover

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that for every action,

there is a reaction.

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Thank you, Butters.

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What do you think

is gonna happen

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when I introduce

the element of the gerbil

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to the endothermic heat

of Mr. Slave's ass?

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Well, let's see.

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[ Squeaking ]

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[ Groans ]

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[ Down-tempo music plays ]

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[ Groans ]

Jesus -- Jesus Christ!

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Lemmiwinks!

No!

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[ Bell rings ]

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Hello, there, children!

- [All ] Hey, Chef!

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How is it going?

- Bad.

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Why bad?

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Chef, we're intolerant.

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Intolerant of who?

- Gays, I guess.

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Now, why do you want to

go be intolerant

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of gay people, children?

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I thought you knew better.

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We didn't think we were, but Mr.

Garrison has this new assistant,

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and we're really uncomfortable

around them.

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Children, a lot of times

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the reason people get

uncomfortable around gay people

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is that they have some issues

themselves.

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You have to ask yourself,

"What is it about their behavior

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that for some reason

makes me uncomfortable?"

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Well, I guess it's mostly

00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,803

the way Mr. Garrison stuck

a gerbil up Mr. Slave's ass.

00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:15,222

Right. And, you see, children,

that's why you need to --

00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,306

Whoa!

What?!

00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:17,349

Are we homophobes now?

00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,809

We don't want to be gay bashers,

Chef.

00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,644

Children,

there's a big difference

00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,938

between gay people

and Mr. Garrison.

00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:24,690

Do you understand that?

- No.

00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,316

You children

just take your lunches.

00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,110

I'm gonna have a talk

with the principal.

00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,695

I'll take three lunches today,

please.

00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:30,946

You don't need three lunches,

Eric.

00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,407

You're fat enough as it is.

- It is my life choice, Chef.

00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:36,201

And if you don't tolerate it,

I'll report you to the FCC.

00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,122

That was a brilliant idea,

00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,249

having me put a gerbil

up your ass, Mr. Slave.

00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,126

Now we'll get fired for sure!

00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:47,254

Well, it wasn't the first

small animal I've put up my ass.

00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,298

Mr. Garrison

to the principal's office.

00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,173

That's it!

00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,009

They're gonna fire me

for being gay!

00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,094

♪ $25 million, here we come ♪

00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,013

Don't forget -- I get half.

00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:56,930

Ooh!

00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,348

[ Squeaks ]

00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,601

Ooh.

Jesus Christ.

00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:02,769

[ Squeaking ]

00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,524

[ Mysterious music plays ]

00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,155

Lemmiwinks, you must find

your way out of this place,

00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,573

or you will surely die.

00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,993

This way has been closed off

by the great sphincter.

00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,411

To escape,

you must journey upward

00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,913

through the dark reaches of the

intestine and past the stomach.

00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,499

Who am I?

Just a friend.

00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,918

Heed my words, Lemmiwinks.

Your time is running out.

00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,921

Make for the large intestine.

All will be made clear then.

00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,215

[ Music continues ]

00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:40,849

♪ A great adventure

is waiting for you ahead ♪

00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,143

♪ Hurry onward, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,395

♪ Or you will soon be dead ♪

00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,149

♪ The journey before you may be

long and filled with woe ♪

00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,026

♪ But you must escape

the gay man's ass ♪

00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,820

♪ So your tale can be told ♪

00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,156

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,949

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,409

♪ Da, da, da, da-da-da ♪

00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:01,578

♪ Da-da-da, da, da, da, da ♪

00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,538

You wanted to see me,

Principal Victoria?

00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,499

Oh, yes.

Uh, Mr. Garrison, have a seat.

00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,376

Oh, dear.

Sounds like I'm getting fired.

00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,503

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo,

da-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,463

Mr. Garrison, Chef has

brought it to my attention

00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,840

that some of the students

are a bit...uncomfortable

00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,717

about certain aspects

of your teaching methods.

00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,594

Oh, no!

You're firing me?

00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,888

Oh, well.

I can't stop being who I am.

00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,932

I can't help

the way God made me.

00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,850

Guess I just have to go.

00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,268

No, no, no.

We're not firing you.

00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:26,770

You're not?

00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,606

No. We're sending Chef

to a tolerance seminar.

00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,775

Sending Chef

to a tolerance seminar?!

00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,443

You got to be fucking crazy!

00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,070

You've demonstrated

a lack of tolerance

00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,238

for Mr. Garrison's behavior.

00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,824

In fact, I believe you used

the words "sick queer"

00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,450

to describe his conduct

in class.

00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,702

He is a sick queer!

00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:42,536

Yeah!

00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:44,287

I just wanted to give you

an opportunity

00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,082

to apologize to Mr. Garrison

before I sent you away, Chef.

00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,792

Kiss my black ass!

00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,129

Parents,

I had to call you in here

00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,881

because your boys have refused

to attend class

00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,384

with their homosexual teachers,

m'kay?

00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,594

We're not staying another minute

with those queermos.

00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,513

Well, I really thought

you boys learned something

00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,598

in the Museum of Tolerance,

but apparently all you learned

00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,559

was new words

to call your poor teachers.

00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,185

But they killed Lemmiwinks!

00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,938

Shut your mouth, Butters!

You'll speak when spoken to!

00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,106

Yes, sir.

00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,899

Mr. Mackey, we've done

everything we can

00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,192

to raise compassionate children.

00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:15,652

We don't know

where else to turn!

00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:18,572

Well, there is an intensive

seminar camp.

00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:22,033

It's a bit severe, but it might

be the only way, m'kay?

00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,326

That sounds good to me.

00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,162

Me too.

- Then it's settled.

00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,622

Boys, you're going

to tolerance camp.

00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,958

Tolerance camp?

00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,627

[ Ominous music plays ]

00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,800

[ German accent ]

Welcome to tolerance camp.

00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,554

You are here because you would

not accept people's differences.

00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,474

Because you refused to accept

the life choices

00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,641

of your fellow man.

00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,894

Well, those days are now over.

00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,772

Here, you will work,

every hour of every day,

00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:55,192

until you submit

to being tolerant of everybody.

00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:59,696

Here, intolerance...

will not be tolerated.

00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,285

God damn it!

00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,411

How'd it go?

00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:08,371

This is unbelievable, Mr. Slave!

00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:10,749

It seems no matter what I do,

I can't get fired!

00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,251

The principal didn't fire you?

- No!

00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,753

The parents felt so bad

00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,130

that their kids didn't want to

attend my class anymore

00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,633

that they want to give me

the Courageous Teacher Award

00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,593

this Friday

at the Museum of Tolerance!

00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,553

Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,056

I mean, I stuck a gerbil

up your ass,

00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:28,058

and they want to give me

a goddamn medal!

00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,100

Well, it sounds to me

00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,853

like the principal is just

hiding things from everybody.

00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,439

What you need to do

is let the parents see

00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,358

what kind of demented faggot

you are.

00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,277

Oh, well --

Hey, that's right, Mr. Slave.

00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,863

The parents have to see

for themselves.

00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,782

[ Snaps fingers ]

The award ceremony!

00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,326

We'll put on a show

they'll never forget!

00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,495

Ooh.

Jesus Christ.

00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,163

[ Harp plays, choir vocalizing ]

00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,834

[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:57,629

♪ Lemmiwinks journeyed

a distance far and vast ♪

00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,424

♪ To find his way out

of the gay man's ass ♪

00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:05,136

♪ The road ahead is filled

with danger and fright ♪

00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:09,224

♪ But push onward, Lemmiwinks,

with all of your might ♪

00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,225

Lemmiwinks!

00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,644

You are coming to the entrance

of the small intestine.

00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,355

There you must seek out

the Sparrow Prince.

00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,401

♪ The Sparrow Prince lies

somewhere way up ahead ♪

00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,946

♪ Don't look back, Lemmiwinks,

or you'll soon be dead ♪

00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,865

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,825

♪ The time is growing late ♪

00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:31,496

♪ Slow down now

and seal your fate ♪

00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,081

I am the Sparrow Prince.

00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,876

Long has my spirit been trapped

within this place.

00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,587

Before you lies the maze

of the small intestine.

00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,673

One path leads to the stomach,

the other to certain doom.

00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,592

Take with you this helmet

and torch.

00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,051

Let them be your guide.

00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:49,097

♪ Take the magic helmet torch

to help you light the way ♪

00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,809

♪ There's still a lot of ground

to cross inside the man so gay ♪

00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,352

♪ Ahead of you lies adventure ♪

00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,313

♪ And your strength

still lies within ♪

00:14:56,438 --> 00:15:00,984

♪ Freedom from the ass of doom

is the treasure you will win ♪

00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,116

[ Ominous music plays ]

00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,162

Today we will be using

the finger paints.

00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,290

You will make a painting that

shows people of different races

00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,500

and sexual orientations

getting along.

00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,752

Finger-paint.

00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,128

Finger-paint!

00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,339

You will not make

any distinction

00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,424

between people

of different color,

00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,468

people with different

sexual preferences.

00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,470

You will accept everyone!

00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,263

What are you finger-painting?!

00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,389

Uh, a bear?

00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,682

Ein bear?!

00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,267

Ein bear has nothing to do

00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,645

with accepting people

of different races!

00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,313

I-I didn't know

what else to paint!

00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,314

Start over!

00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,232

You will finger-paint

what we tell you.

00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,567

Go!

00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,444

Faster.

00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,488

Faster.

00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,781

[ Gun cocks ]

♪ Faster ♪

00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,074

Aah!

00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,283

Faster!

Are you done?!

00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,576

What is it?!

What have you done?!

00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:53,912

People of all colors and creeds

holding hands beneath a rainbow!

00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:54,913

Good!

00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,831

That wasn't so hard, was it?

00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:58,917

Now do it again!

00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,127

Faster!

00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,712

♪ Faster ♪

00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,799

There.

00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,342

I've done it, Mr. Slave --

00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,386

the perfect plan

to get us fired.

00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,971

You finish your costume design

yet?

00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,014

Almost. I just have to

get through with the --

00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,641

Oh.

Jesus Christ.

00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,642

What's the matter?

00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,228

Just a bit of an upset stomach,

I guess.

00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,646

Well, here.

Take a Pepto pill.

00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,773

I can't have my teacher's ass

under the weather.

00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,109

Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:25,610

[ Gulps ]

00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,487

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,656

[ Heart beating ]

00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,536

[ Fizzing ]

00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,038

[ Squeaking ]

00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:42,544

♪ Lemmiwinks came

to the stomach dark ♪

00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:47,424

♪ 'Neath the depths of the lungs

and heart ♪

00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,676

You chose your path wisely,

Lemmiwinks.

00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,220

I am the Catatafish.

00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,599

♪ Catatafish

of the stomach's cove ♪

00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:01,396

If you answer this riddle,

the esophagus will let you pass.

00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:06,776

♪ Catatafish's riddle

will soon be told ♪

00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,197

[ Birds chirping ]

00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,409

Everything in order?

00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,785

Yes, mein Fuhrer.

00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,079

We are making the prisoners

make macaroni pictures

00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,248

that illustrate diversity

in the workplace.

00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,584

Excellent.

00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,502

[ Down-tempo music plays ]

00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,337

[ Grunts ]

Kyle!

00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,798

Kyle, you have to keep making

your macaroni pictures.

00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,383

Can't...

00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,552

glue...any...more.

00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,471

The guards are coming, Kyle.

Glue. Glue, damn you!

00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,098

Take this one away.

He is done for.

00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,099

Butters?

00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,061

N-No more...arts and crafts.

00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,229

Oh, Jesus.

We have to get out of here.

00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,485

Please don't tell them

we're hiding here!

00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,779

We can't work any more.

We'll die.

00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,863

What?!

What?!

00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,199

Oh. Uh, nothing.

I was just getting back to work.

00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:55,825

- What is in there?

- Nothing!

00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,118

Get back to work.

00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,661

Yes, sir.

00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,288

Phew.

00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,415

[ Laughs ]

00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,126

[ Farts, laughs ]

00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,837

[ Girls ]

Ew! Oh! Ew!

00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,214

Hey, I was just kidding!

00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,049

There's actually two girls

hiding down there!

00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,175

Hey!

00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:16,846

Tonight we are here to honor

an amazing fourth-grade teacher

00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,723

with the Courageous Teacher

Award.

00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,602

Herbert Garrison came out

about two years ago.

00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,312

Since then,

he has faced adversity.

00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,773

He has even faced ridicule

by some of the students.

00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,150

Oh, Randy,

I'm so ashamed of our son.

00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,736

It is my honor to present

the Courageous Teacher Award

00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,279

to Herbert Garrison.

00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,074

♪ Dum-de-dum ♪

00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,242

♪ De-dum-de-de-dum ♪

00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,369

♪ De-dum-de-dum-de-de-dum ♪

00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,121

Get along, little slave.

00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,122

Oh, my God.

00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,207

That's what our boys

were talking about?

00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,502

[ Bell jingling ]

Ding ding! Ding ding!

00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,170

He is so courageous.

00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,131

Say, Mr. Slave.

00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,549

Yes, Mr. Garrison?

00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:56,219

I had a dream last night

that you were a real dick.

00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,178

Really?

00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,472

Why would you dream

that I was being an asshole?

00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,183

No, no.

I was the asshole.

00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,895

Oh, that is so courageous.

00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,273

What an amazing human being.

00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,443

Uh, I-I'm very happy

to get this award.

00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,654

But you know what makes me

even happier?

00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,656

Sucking balls.

00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,908

Ah.

- Mm-hmm.

00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,411

It isn't working.

Sing your song, Mr. Slave.

00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:22,620

♪ I've got a little -- ♪

00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,747

Ooh!

Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,291

What's happening in there?

00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:28,168

Hang on, Lemmiwinks!

00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,295

You solved

the Catatafish's riddle!

00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,505

Now your trials

are nearly through!

00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,134

Oh, I should have never shoved

all those poor animals

00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,886

up my ass!

00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,891

Uh...

00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:43,892

Courageous.

00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:44,976

So courageous!

00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,020

God damn it!

Don't you people get it?!

00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,813

I'm trying to get fired here!

00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,191

Oh, that's courageous.

00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,859

Look, this kind of behavior

00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:55,028

should not be acceptable

from a teacher!

00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,322

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,992

But the museum tells us

to be tolerant.

00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,869

Yes.

The museum.

00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,787

The museum tells us.

00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,664

Tolerant, but not stupid!

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Look, just because you have to

tolerate something

00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,960

doesn't mean you have to approve

of it.

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If you had to like it, it'd be

called the Museum of Acceptance.

00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,633

"Tolerate" means

you're just putting up with it.

00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,384

You tolerate a crying child

00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,844

sitting next to you

on the airplane

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or you tolerate a bad cold.

00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,097

It can still piss you off!

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Jesus tap-dancing Christ!

00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,392

He's right.

00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,144

Our boys didn't hate

homosexuals.

00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,188

They just hated the way

this asshole was acting.

00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,398

We've got to get our boys back!

00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,316

[ Sighs ]

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So now can I please get fired

and get my $25 million?

00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,406

No. No.

I think I have a better idea.

00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:43,534

We're sorry, boys.

00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,578

Why didn't you tell us

your teachers were acting

00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:46,663

so over the top?

00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:49,499

Yes. You boys don't know

how much we've suffered.

00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,210

Come on.

Let's go.

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But this is insane!

00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:55,630

I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison,

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but it's obvious you aren't

tolerant of your own behavior.

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What do we have here?

New recruits?

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I assure you,

00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,722

the next week will be nothing

but pain and suffering!

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Ooh.

This could be kind of fun.

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Oh!

00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,394

[ Coughs ]

[ Squeaks ]

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♪ Lemmiwinks has made it out ♪

00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,523

♪ The tale is nearly through ♪

00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,483

Great job, Lemmiwinks.

00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,610

Thanks to you, we are all free.

00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,237

But your adventures

are just beginning,

00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,781

for you are no ordinary gerbil,

Lemmiwinks.

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You are the Gerbil King.

00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,705

[All ]

All hail the Gerbil King!

00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,623

♪ Now that you're

the Gerbil King ♪

00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,458

♪ There's more adventures

to go on ♪

00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,085

♪ Fly away to faraway lands ♪

00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,753

♪ And to the setting sun ♪

00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,882

♪ There's still so many enemies

and battles yet to fight ♪

00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,553

♪ For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King

to be told another night ♪

00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,722

♪ Lemmi-- Lemmi-- Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:46,973

♪ Lem-- Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,308

♪ Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,934

♪ Lemmi -- Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,269

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:52,979

♪ Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks ♪

00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,772

♪ Gerbil King ♪

00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,484

[ Groans ]

Jesus -- Jesus Christ!

00:21:58,609 --> 00:21:59,736

Oh!