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Похищение детей — это не смешно
Child Abduction is Not Funny
Сезон: 06Серия: 11
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Новости говорят о новых случаях похищения детей. Родители нанимают китайца из ресторана, чтобы он построил защитную стену вокруг города.
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- 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,889 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,106 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,194 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
- 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,571 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪
- 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:32,491 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,203 And in other news, another school shooting has taken place,
- 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,538 this time in Idaho.
- 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,914 As these kinds of shootings increase,
- 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,249 one thing becomes clear --
- 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,376 Your children are not safe at school!
- 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,295 Oh, God! Change it, change it!
- 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,505 This was the second time a terrorist threat
- 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,175 has been made on a theme park, leaving everyone to realize
- 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,343 that children are not safe outside!
- 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,803 Oh, God! Change it!
- 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,681 And it seems there is a new danger to look out for --
- 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,767 children who are taken by strangers.
- 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:01,228 The bottom line -- children are not safe in their own homes!
- 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,104 Aah!
- 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,106 Tweek, come to the kitchen, sweetie.
- 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,275 We need to see you real quick.
- 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:09,278 Oh, God! They're gonna get me.
- 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,946 Sit down and have some coffee, son.
- 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,659 Tweek, there are starting to be a lot of reports on the news
- 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:18,370 about children being abducted, and we thought we should talk.
- 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:19,872 I-I saw!
- 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,374 You know never to talk to strangers, right, Tweek?
- 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,626 You can't trust anybody.
- 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,002 Oh, God!
- 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,629 Now, we don't want to alarm you, son,
- 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,757 but we've installed new locks on your bedroom windows and door.
- 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:32,551 It's important for you to know never to unlock them at night
- 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,678 for anyone except your mother and I.
- 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:35,888 Oh, Jesus! Aah!
- 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,306 It's just a precaution, sweetie.
- 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,266 Probably nothing will ever happen.
- 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:43,062 No. No!
- 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,022 They're gonna get me. Aah!
- 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:48,359 Oh -- Oh, God. Just a dream.
- 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,613 Oh, my God!
- 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:56,617 Aah!
- 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,828 Tweek, this is Officer Daniels!
- 00:01:58,953 --> 00:01:59,995 Now, try and stay calm,
- 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:03,499 but we believe an abductor is in your room!
- 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,251 Inside my room?! Oh, God!
- 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:07,211 Give it up, buddy! We've got you surrounded!
- 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,547 Okay, Tweek, I want you to very calmly, but quickly,
- 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,216 walk to the door and come out to us.
- 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,843 Oh, my God!
- 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,513 Oh. Oh. Jesus, see me through this.
- 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,474 Aah!
- 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,810 Bang. You're dead, Tweek.
- 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:23,769 What?!
- 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:24,979 You failed the test, son.
- 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,189 Didn't I tell you not to open the door for anybody
- 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,399 except your mother and I?
- 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,192 Oh, God! Oh, Jesus!
- 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,610 What if that had been a child abductor
- 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,612 pretending to be a police officer, Tweek?
- 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,573 He would have sprayed your brains all over the floor
- 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,199 and then taken your body off to the woods.
- 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:41,287 You've got to be on your toes, Tweek.
- 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,330 All right. Now go to bed and get some rest.
- 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,456 Night, pumpkin.
- 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,046 I hope this movie doesn't suck ass.
- 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,298 It will.
- 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,883 One, please.
- 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,010 Wait! That's not the usual ticket-taker guy!
- 00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:57,678 So? - So I don't know him!
- 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,096 Dude, relax. - You relax!
- 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,931 What if he wants to kill me? Aah!
- 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,975 God. What the hell do his parents do to him?
- 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,104 Excuse me. Is this the right road to Breckenridge?
- 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,355 Aah!
- 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,900 Please. I just need to know if this is South Park.
- 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,568 Get away from me!
- 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,322 Aah!
- 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:18,616 Could you help me across the street?
- 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:21,202 I don't know you! Aah!
- 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,496 Oh, hey, kid!
- 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,540 Oh, thank God you happened by!
- 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,918 My chair ran out of juice right on these train tracks!
- 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,252 If you hadn't shown up --
- 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,921 Oh, anyway, could you give me a push?
- 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,214 Unh-unh!
- 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:34,673 No. No. You don't understand.
- 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,300 I'm -- I'm paralyzed from the neck down.
- 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,552 I push the chair with this device in front of my mouth,
- 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,929 but it's not working, so you see --
- 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,347 I'm not supposed to talk to you!
- 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,015 Please. This -- This isn't funny, kid.
- 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,017 You have to help me! - But it could be a trick!
- 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,898 Ugh! That's a pretty good trick.
- 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:00,991 Aah!
- 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:04,078 Relax, Tweek. I am not here to hurt you.
- 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,580 I am the ghost of human kindness.
- 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,707 The ghost of human kindness?
- 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,543 You have never seen the likes of me before.
- 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:12,378 What do you want?
- 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,630 You have lost faith in humanity, lad,
- 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,799 something I cannot bear to see happen.
- 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,425 Uh, how can I help it?
- 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,970 It seems like everywhere I turn, someone is out to get me!
- 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,264 That is the world that the news reports.
- 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:26,308 It is the world that adults preoccupy themselves with.
- 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,477 But it is not the world as it is.
- 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,770 It isn't?
- 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,939 Look here, Tweek.
- 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:34,942 This woman is on her way to the retirement home.
- 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:35,985 She doesn't get paid.
- 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:39,863 She volunteers her time to talk with lonely elderly people
- 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:42,616 who want nothing more than a friend.
- 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,827 But do you hear about her on the news?
- 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,203 No.
- 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,956 Now gaze upon this humble house, Tweek.
- 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:52,293 Inside, there are two people who have adopted needy children.
- 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:55,045 They were strangers to those kids once.
- 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,589 Now they are loving parents.
- 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,926 Now look here, boy.
- 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,512 A car has broken down with a flat tire,
- 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,181 and two complete strangers have stopped to help.
- 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,226 Will their kindness be reported on the news tomorrow?
- 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,312 I think not.
- 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:14,982 Are you starting to understand, boy?
- 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,233 I think so.
- 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,694 You mean that even though all the news is about murderers
- 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,195 and abductors, those kind of people
- 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,323 only make up a very small part of the world.
- 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:23,699 That's right, lad.
- 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,618 So do you think you can learn to trust people now?
- 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,037 I'll try.
- 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:28,954 Good.
- 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,165 Then why don't you get into the back of my van,
- 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,833 and I'll drive you home?
- 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:36,503 Your van?
- 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:41,175 All right, Johnson! Give it up!
- 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,886 Damn, damn, damn, damn!
- 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,679 Oh, I was so close!
- 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,014 What the hell is going on?
- 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,515 Tweek! Tweek, are you okay?
- 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,059 Did he hurt you, son? - No!
- 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,394 Then we aren't too late. His name is Frederick Johnson.
- 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,271 He's been abducting children by dressing up
- 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,607 like the ghost of human kindness for over a year now.
- 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,609 And I would have gotten away with it again
- 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:00,736 if it weren't for you meddling policemen!
- 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,071 What's going on?
- 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,740 A stranger was caught trying to abduct the Tweek boy!
- 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,450 An abductor in our town?
- 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,702 Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?
- 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,454 Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,915 People, people, calm down.
- 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,083 Well, what are we gonna do, Mayor?
- 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,501 We have to stop these abductors
- 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,336 from being able to get into our town!
- 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,588 Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,256 Yes, but standing out here yelling,
- 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:24,593 "Rabble, rabble, rabble" isn't going to help anything.
- 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,012 But we don't know what else to do, Mayor!
- 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,889 Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,517 Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:34,478 People, what do you think we need to do?
- 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:39,149 Uh...well, we need to find a way
- 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,652 to close our town off from unwanted strangers!
- 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,113 Yes. We need a barrier to protect our kids!
- 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:45,823 Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,658 Wait. That's it -- a wall.
- 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,786 We could build a huge city wall all around South Park
- 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,038 so that we have complete control over who comes in.
- 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,707 That's not a bad idea -- a city wall.
- 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,918 But who can we get to build it?
- 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,047 And so we want you to design and build
- 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,716 a great wall all around the city.
- 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,052 I don't build wall!
- 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,054 I just own and operate Chitty Wok!
- 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,265 We just think you're the best person to put up a wall.
- 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,975 We're sure you've got it in your blood.
- 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,310 Oh, I get it.
- 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:18,188 Just because I Chinese, you think I build a wall!
- 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,565 That is bullshit!
- 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,316 I'm not a stereotype, okay?
- 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:24,570 Just because I Chinese doesn't mean I go around building wall!
- 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,780 I'm just a normal person like all of you.
- 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:30,284 I eat rice and drive really slow just like the rest of you!
- 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,994 I'm not a stereotype!
- 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,704 Please, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim.
- 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,372 Your ancestors put up a great wall
- 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,791 that kept Mongolians out for thousands of years.
- 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,127 We know you can do it for us.
- 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,728 Hey. Hey, hey!
- 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,563 Hey, what the hell you doing?
- 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,065 Mongolian?
- 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,735 What the hell Mongolian doing here?
- 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:09,323 Hey, fuck you, Mongolian! Don't you break down my wall!
- 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,951 Get out of here! Fucking Mongolian!
- 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,707 God damn it.
- 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,667 How come every time us Chinese put up a wall,
- 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,046 stupid Mongolians have to come and knock it down?
- 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,135 Stan, our abduction problems are over.
- 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,637 We got the new child tracker.
- 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:32,638 Child tracker?
- 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,056 It's a little electrical device
- 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,308 that can tell us where you are anywhere on Earth.
- 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,185 If anybody takes you, we'll be able to locate
- 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,562 your exact location within two meters.
- 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,358 There. I think that's got it.
- 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,028 Dude, no way. I'm not wearing child tracker.
- 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,947 You can barely even tell you have one on.
- 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,365 I'm not going to school like this!
- 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,992 What will the other guys say? - I wouldn't worry about that.
- 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:57,996 So weak.
- 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:01,083 So weak, dude. Man.
- 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,834 Why did you have to go and be abducted, Tweek?
- 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,169 Now all our parents are freaking out.
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,337 I didn't mean to!
- 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,343 Okay. Finally.
- 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,263 Oh, no.
- 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,228 It's those goddamn Mongolian again!
- 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,897 Stop! Stop right there, Mongolian!
- 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,233 God damn it! Stop!
- 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:31,863 Stop breaking down my chitty wall, you stupid Mongolian!
- 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,742 All right, you sons of bitches! You --
- 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,036 What the hell?
- 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,916 Oh, shit!
- 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:48,463 Oh! Goddamn Mongolian!
- 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:52,175 I gonna get you! Fucking Mongolian!
- 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:55,429 Stop breaking my chitty wall!
- 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:58,015 Oh, God damn it!
- 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,313 That's the last time you gonna break down my chitty wall!
- 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,232 You hear me, Mongolian?!
- 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,068 Goddamn Mongolians.
- 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,905 All right, Cows.
- 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,074 We're gonna go out there and we're gonna give 'em hell!
- 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,285 But wait. Where's the other team?
- 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,829 There is no other team. - Huh?
- 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,290 Well, we put a wall around the city to keep outsiders out.
- 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,833 You don't think we want a bunch of strangers
- 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,209 coming in and playing ball, do you?
- 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,211 But if there's no other team, that won't be any fun.
- 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,213 Don't worry. It'll still be fun for us.
- 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,720 Go, Cows! Go, Cows!
- 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,597 Go, Cows! Go, Cows!
- 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,015 Play ball!
- 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,729 Steeeee-rike!
- 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,695 South Park Cows do it again!
- 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,198 Congratulations on your victory, boys.
- 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,991 Dude, we weren't playing anybody!
- 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,452 Yeah, and you kicked ass!
- 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,871 Isn't it awesome having a great wall around our city?
- 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,207 Nobody in town except for our good friends!
- 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,542 Great wall! Great wall!
- 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,127 Hey, shh! Quiet, everybody!
- 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:12,130 And this newest study reveals more about child abductions
- 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,924 than we apparently knew before, Tom.
- 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,842 Turn it up. - That's right, Chris.
- 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,595 This newest study shows that the majority of child abductions
- 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,305 are not committed by strangers,
- 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,558 but by somebody the child knows in their own town!
- 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,602 The report further states
- 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,146 that it is because the child trusts the individual
- 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,773 that problems occur in the first place.
- 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,233 Well, I guess this means
- 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,235 the enemy is in our own backyard, so to speak.
- 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,069 Sure does, Tom.
- 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,279 All right. Thanks, Chris. Is the weather going to turn --
- 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,866 Well, if you'll excuse us, I think we'll be going now.
- 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,326 Yeah. Come along, Kyle.
- 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,495 Stanley, time for us to get back to the house.
- 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,081 I'm not done with my pizza. - Now, Stanley!
- 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,503 There we go. All finished.
- 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,464 My Mongolian missile-defense system.
- 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,259 Those Mongolians try to break down my chitty wall again,
- 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,262 they gonna get a big, heat-seeking missile surprise!
- 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,810 Oh! Hello, Mongolian! Yeah.
- 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,271 You come to break down my chitty wall?
- 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,817 Oh, you gonna throw that baseball at my wall?
- 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,320 Oh, no. Not a baseball. I'm pretty scared.
- 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,780 Well, you know what?
- 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,031 I might have something here
- 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:23,034 that's a little bigger than a baseball!
- 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,496 Say hello to my little friend!
- 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,049 Oh, crap.
- 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,353 Goddamn Mongolian!
- 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:54,191 You break down my chitty wall last time!
- 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,821 Dude, this is worse than child tracker.
- 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,157 It's okay, boys. Just act as if we weren't here.
- 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,576 Right. Do what you normally would do.
- 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,579 You're such a fat-ass, Cartman.
- 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,955 At least I'm not a stupid Jew.
- 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,081 Wha-Wha-What?!
- 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,542 M'kay, kids.
- 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,085 So now who can tell me
- 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,088 what year the first moon landing took place?
- 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,465 Uh, how about you, Clyde?
- 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,468 No helping.
- 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,262 M'kay, I'm not really sure having all the parents here
- 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,097 is a good idea, m'kay?
- 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,390 Well, maybe things would be better
- 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,601 if we could trust people like the Stotches!
- 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,145 Us? Your family has always been the shifty-eyed ones!
- 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,480 Oh, yeah?!
- 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,818 Oh, this is too much to take.
- 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,654 Mom, Dad, could you please leave me alone?
- 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,990 We just want to make sure nobody hurts you, junior, m'kay?
- 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,909 M'kay.
- 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,831 My master plan!
- 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,916 When those Mongolians come next time,
- 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,043 I pour this sweet-and-sour pork on their heads.
- 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,212 Sweet-and-sour pork so hot and sticky,
- 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,007 Mongolians will stick right to the wall and scream, "Ooh!"
- 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,176 I can't wait.
- 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,269 Oh, I get it.
- 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,646 A Trojan Mongolian horse.
- 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,481 Mongolians are hiding inside
- 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,441 thinking that I'll bring it in the chitty wall.
- 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,361 Then Mongolians pop out and destroy wall from inside out
- 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,655 without getting sweet-and-sour pork on their head!
- 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,991 Okay. I'll play along.
- 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,243 Oh! Oh, look!
- 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,371 Look. My very own Mongolian Trojan horse.
- 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,831 Gee, what a surprise.
- 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,293 I guess Mongolians aren't such crappy, smelly people after all.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,252 Yeah.
- 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,880 Great. Wow.
- 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,923 Yeah, what a great present.
- 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,259 I just gonna push it inside the gate
- 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,928 and show it to all my friends.
- 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,388 Aah!
- 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,892 Oh! It's sweet-and-sour pork!
- 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,063 Oh!
- 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,900 I'm gonna get you Mongolians
- 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:03,820 if it's the last thing I do!
- 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,658 <i>And so all the residents of Manhattan</i>
- 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,243 <i>are prepared to evacuate</i>
- 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,704 <i>if Ms. Clinton's ass gets any bigger.</i>
- 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,788 <i>And in other news,</i>
- 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,291 <i>new findings on the increase in child abductions.</i>
- 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,959 Oh, Jesus. Turn it up, honey.
- 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,921 <i>The study shows that the most likely abductors of children</i>
- 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,089 <i>are the parents themselves!</i>
- 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,635 <i>The study reveals that 9 out of every 10 abduction cases</i>
- 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,179 <i>are committed by the child's mother or father.</i>
- 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,681 <i>The bottom line being that your children aren't safe --</i>
- 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,224 <i>even from you!</i>
- 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:36,811 Where are you going?
- 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,104 I'm just going to go upstairs
- 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,898 and see if Tweek is still in his bed.
- 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,942 Oh? I think I'll go with you.
- 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,360 It's okay. I can do it.
- 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,736 I just want to make sure that you --
- 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,737 That I don't abduct him?
- 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,656 How do I know that you haven't done it already?
- 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,199 Me?! I would never abduct our son!
- 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,952 That's not what the new study says!
- 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,578 But what are we supposed to do?
- 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,956 How can we protect Tweek from ourselves?
- 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,336 Here you go, Stanley.
- 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463 This should hold you over for three years.
- 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,048 But why do I have to leave?
- 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,968 The news says that at your age you aren't safe with us, son.
- 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,136 You have to get out of here before we abduct you.
- 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,430 Goodbye, son. Remember to eat right.
- 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,016 Look out for your brother, Kyle. You're the man now.
- 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,019 Oh, boys, don't ever forget that we love you!
- 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,236 Be careful out there!
- 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,656 Where are we supposed to go?
- 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,784 We can't tell you because we can't know where you are!
- 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,161 Oh, this is terrible!
- 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,163 Go on, kids! Go!
- 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,040 Go and don't look back!
- 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,882 Goodbye, kids. We'll never forget you.
- 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,602 Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid.
- 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,904 Oh. Hey, dog.
- 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,490 Over here. Over here, dog.
- 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,118 Got some sweet-and-sour for you.
- 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,286 Good dog!
- 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,288 That's it! Keep licking, dog!
- 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,585 I'm free, Mongolians!
- 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,296 And now I'm going to make you pay!
- 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,340 Finally, some good news tonight.
- 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,633 It's been several days
- 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,719 since any child abductions have taken place.
- 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:35,597 The main reason -- parents don't know where their children are.
- 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,349 What's the matter?
- 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,770 Oh, it's just -- I was wondering if Stan's okay.
- 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,397 Oh, I'm sure he's made it somewhere safe by now.
- 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,649 Do you really think we did the right thing, Randy,
- 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,194 sending all the young kids in town off to live on their own?
- 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,946 Sweetheart, you saw the news. - I know.
- 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:52,947 Don't you worry.
- 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,657 I'm sure that Stan and all the other kids
- 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,577 are somewhere safe, off in a whole new city by now,
- 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,913 making a new life for themselves.
- 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,249 Tah tane da ke ab kahleh kalabush.
- 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,418 Bi ologad bag, big nan dastai.
- 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,213 De bandig baeakhalah?
- 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,798 Tawya mea pleda cleah bleah.
- 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,466 Triben fak burushban.
- 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,426 Shain balag!
- 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,392 All right, Mongolians!
- 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,104 Your only way through this wall is through me!
- 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,106 This is my last stand!
- 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,608 I'm gonna do my war dance now.
- 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,451 Does my war dance scare you, Mongolians?
- 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,912 Yeah, you think you want a piece of this?
- 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,676 This is the ancient Chinese dance of --
- 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,136 Oh, hello, kids.
- 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,471 Be careful. There's Mongolians up there.
- 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,402 Oh, crap.
- 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,827 What's going on? - I heard an explosion!
- 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,621 Goddamn Mongolians attack chitty wall again!
- 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,124 Mongolians?
- 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,834 What the hell are they doing here?
- 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:28,877 Rabble! Rabble, rabble!
- 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,503 Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,629 Wait a minute.
- 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,425 Those Mongolians are... our children.
- 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,302 Ike?! Kyle?!
- 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,846 My son has become a Mongolian?
- 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,973 No! No!
- 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,350 Oh, God. What have we done?
- 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,768 We sent our children away,
- 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,854 and now they don't even remember who they are.
- 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,064 Kids, don't you remember us?
- 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,483 Wait, wait. I learned some Mongolian in college.
- 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,860 Uh, let's see.
- 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:57,906 Uh, kids, uh...bi kute.
- 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,201 Bi sonik kute.
- 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,202 Tod kasbara...
- 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,288 Oh, my God. Our parents are so stupid, dude.
- 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,415 Bi kute.
- 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,500 We are your parents.
- 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,961 You used to live here with us.
- 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,713 Yeah! It was like four days ago!
- 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,215 They're starting to remember!
- 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,424 Stan.
- 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,470 Your name is <i>Stan.</i>
- 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,222 Uh-huh. Stan Marsh.
- 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,557 That's it! Remember, son!
- 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,434 Remember!
- 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,105 We're sorry, Tweek!
- 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,398 Are you okay, Clyde?
- 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,901 Oh, son, can you ever forgive us?
- 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,236 Uh, I'm over here, Dad.
- 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,070 Oh.
- 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,154 We're sorry, kids.
- 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,490 We just let all those sensationalist news reports
- 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,699 go to our heads!
- 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,826 Oh, my God. Do you see what this means?
- 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,663 The ghost of human kindness was right all along.
- 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,831 You mean how he said we should trust each other
- 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,208 or how he abducted children?
- 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,668 The, uh, -- No, no.
- 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,294 The part about being more trusting.
- 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,755 We should follow what he said, not what he did.
- 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,257 Yeah! - Oh. Oh, yeah!
- 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,259 No, no. You know who was right all along?
- 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,469 The Mongolians.
- 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,763 They knew that you can't just wall yourself off
- 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,265 from the outside world.
- 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,183 Putting walls up never helps anything.
- 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,936 Tearing them down brings us together.
- 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,020 Oh! - Right.
- 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,814 Yeah, the Mongolians were right. Yeah.
- 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,566 Oh, you better not say what I think you gonna say.
- 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,695 Mr. Lu Kim, tear down this wall!
- 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,614 Oh, God! I hate this whole chitty!
- 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,033 Randy, can we just take our son home now?
- 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:27,870 Yes. Kids, with us, now come.
- 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,247 Home.
- 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,873 Home.
- 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:33,668 Jesus Christ, dude.
- 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,421 They've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ.
- 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,736 I gonna get you! Fucking Mongolian!
- 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,889 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,106 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:25,401 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,194 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
- 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,571 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪
- 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:32,491 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:33,617 --> 00:00:36,203 And in other news, another school shooting has taken place,
- 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,538 this time in Idaho.
- 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,914 As these kinds of shootings increase,
- 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,249 one thing becomes clear --
- 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,376 Your children are not safe at school!
- 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,295 Oh, God! Change it, change it!
- 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,505 This was the second time a terrorist threat
- 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,175 has been made on a theme park, leaving everyone to realize
- 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,343 that children are not safe outside!
- 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,803 Oh, God! Change it!
- 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,681 And it seems there is a new danger to look out for --
- 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,767 children who are taken by strangers.
- 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:01,228 The bottom line -- children are not safe in their own homes!
- 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:02,104 Aah!
- 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,106 Tweek, come to the kitchen, sweetie.
- 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,275 We need to see you real quick.
- 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:09,278 Oh, God! They're gonna get me.
- 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,946 Sit down and have some coffee, son.
- 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,659 Tweek, there are starting to be a lot of reports on the news
- 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:18,370 about children being abducted, and we thought we should talk.
- 00:01:18,496 --> 00:01:19,872 I-I saw!
- 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,374 You know never to talk to strangers, right, Tweek?
- 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,626 You can't trust anybody.
- 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,002 Oh, God!
- 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,629 Now, we don't want to alarm you, son,
- 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,757 but we've installed new locks on your bedroom windows and door.
- 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:32,551 It's important for you to know never to unlock them at night
- 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,678 for anyone except your mother and I.
- 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:35,888 Oh, Jesus! Aah!
- 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,306 It's just a precaution, sweetie.
- 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,266 Probably nothing will ever happen.
- 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:41,227 [ Insects chirping ]
- 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:43,062 No. No!
- 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,022 They're gonna get me. Aah!
- 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:48,359 Oh -- Oh, God. Just a dream.
- 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:49,443 [ Gasps ]
- 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,153 [ Wind whistling ]
- 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,613 Oh, my God!
- 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,406 [ Knock on door ]
- 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:56,617 Aah!
- 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,828 Tweek, this is Officer Daniels!
- 00:01:58,953 --> 00:01:59,995 Now, try and stay calm,
- 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:03,499 but we believe an abductor is in your room!
- 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,251 Inside my room?! Oh, God!
- 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:07,211 Give it up, buddy! We've got you surrounded!
- 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:09,547 Okay, Tweek, I want you to very calmly, but quickly,
- 00:02:09,672 --> 00:02:12,216 walk to the door and come out to us.
- 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,843 Oh, my God!
- 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,513 Oh. Oh. Jesus, see me through this.
- 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,474 [ Gun cocks ] Aah!
- 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:22,810 Bang. You're dead, Tweek.
- 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:23,769 What?!
- 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:24,979 You failed the test, son.
- 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:27,189 Didn't I tell you not to open the door for anybody
- 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,399 except your mother and I?
- 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,192 Oh, God! Oh, Jesus!
- 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,610 What if that had been a child abductor
- 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,612 pretending to be a police officer, Tweek?
- 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,573 He would have sprayed your brains all over the floor
- 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,199 and then taken your body off to the woods.
- 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,160 [ Screaming ]
- 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:41,287 You've got to be on your toes, Tweek.
- 00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,330 All right. Now go to bed and get some rest.
- 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:44,456 Night, pumpkin.
- 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:45,833 [ Door locks ]
- 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,252 [ Whimpering ]
- 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,046 I hope this movie doesn't suck ass.
- 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:52,298 It will.
- 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,883 One, please.
- 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,010 Wait! That's not the usual ticket-taker guy!
- 00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:57,678 So? - So I don't know him!
- 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,096 Dude, relax. - You relax!
- 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,931 What if he wants to kill me? Aah!
- 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,975 God. What the hell do his parents do to him?
- 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,685 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,104 Excuse me. Is this the right road to Breckenridge?
- 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:08,355 Aah!
- 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,900 Please. I just need to know if this is South Park.
- 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,568 Get away from me!
- 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,070 [ Breathing heavily ]
- 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:16,322 Aah!
- 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:18,616 Could you help me across the street?
- 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:21,202 I don't know you! Aah!
- 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,496 Oh, hey, kid!
- 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,540 Oh, thank God you happened by!
- 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,918 My chair ran out of juice right on these train tracks!
- 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,252 If you hadn't shown up --
- 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,921 Oh, anyway, could you give me a push?
- 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,214 Unh-unh!
- 00:03:33,339 --> 00:03:34,673 No. No. You don't understand.
- 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,300 I'm -- I'm paralyzed from the neck down.
- 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:38,552 I push the chair with this device in front of my mouth,
- 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:39,929 but it's not working, so you see --
- 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,347 I'm not supposed to talk to you!
- 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,015 Please. This -- This isn't funny, kid.
- 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,017 You have to help me! - But it could be a trick!
- 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,436 [ Horn blares ]
- 00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:50,898 Ugh! That's a pretty good trick.
- 00:03:58,197 --> 00:03:59,657 [ Harp plays ]
- 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:00,991 Aah!
- 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:04,078 Relax, Tweek. I am not here to hurt you.
- 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,580 I am the ghost of human kindness.
- 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,707 The ghost of human kindness?
- 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,543 You have never seen the likes of me before.
- 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:12,378 What do you want?
- 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:14,630 You have lost faith in humanity, lad,
- 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,799 something I cannot bear to see happen.
- 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,425 Uh, how can I help it?
- 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,970 It seems like everywhere I turn, someone is out to get me!
- 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,264 That is the world that the news reports.
- 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:26,308 It is the world that adults preoccupy themselves with.
- 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,477 But it is not the world as it is.
- 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,770 It isn't?
- 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,939 [ Down-tempo music plays ] Look here, Tweek.
- 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:34,942 This woman is on her way to the retirement home.
- 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:35,985 She doesn't get paid.
- 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:39,863 She volunteers her time to talk with lonely elderly people
- 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:42,616 who want nothing more than a friend.
- 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,827 But do you hear about her on the news?
- 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,203 No.
- 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:48,956 Now gaze upon this humble house, Tweek.
- 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:52,293 Inside, there are two people who have adopted needy children.
- 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:55,045 They were strangers to those kids once.
- 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,589 Now they are loving parents.
- 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,258 [ Music continues ]
- 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,926 Now look here, boy.
- 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,512 A car has broken down with a flat tire,
- 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,181 and two complete strangers have stopped to help.
- 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,226 Will their kindness be reported on the news tomorrow?
- 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,312 I think not.
- 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:14,982 Are you starting to understand, boy?
- 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,233 I think so.
- 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,694 You mean that even though all the news is about murderers
- 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,195 and abductors, those kind of people
- 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,323 only make up a very small part of the world.
- 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:23,699 That's right, lad.
- 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,618 So do you think you can learn to trust people now?
- 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,037 I'll try.
- 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:28,954 Good.
- 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,165 Then why don't you get into the back of my van,
- 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,833 and I'll drive you home?
- 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,336 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:36,503 Your van?
- 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,340 [ Sirens wailing ]
- 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:41,175 All right, Johnson! Give it up!
- 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,886 Damn, damn, damn, damn!
- 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,679 Oh, I was so close!
- 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,014 What the hell is going on?
- 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,515 Tweek! Tweek, are you okay?
- 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,059 Did he hurt you, son? - No!
- 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,394 Then we aren't too late. His name is Frederick Johnson.
- 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:54,271 He's been abducting children by dressing up
- 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:56,607 like the ghost of human kindness for over a year now.
- 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,609 And I would have gotten away with it again
- 00:05:58,734 --> 00:06:00,736 if it weren't for you meddling policemen!
- 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,071 What's going on?
- 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,740 A stranger was caught trying to abduct the Tweek boy!
- 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,450 An abductor in our town?
- 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,702 Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?
- 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,454 [All ] Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,915 People, people, calm down.
- 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,083 Well, what are we gonna do, Mayor?
- 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,501 We have to stop these abductors
- 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,336 from being able to get into our town!
- 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,588 [All ] Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,256 Yes, but standing out here yelling,
- 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:24,593 "Rabble, rabble, rabble" isn't going to help anything.
- 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,012 But we don't know what else to do, Mayor!
- 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,889 [All ] Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,517 Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:34,478 People, what do you think we need to do?
- 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:39,149 Uh...well, we need to find a way
- 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,652 to close our town off from unwanted strangers!
- 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,113 Yes. We need a barrier to protect our kids!
- 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:45,823 [All ] Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,658 Wait. That's it -- a wall.
- 00:06:47,783 --> 00:06:50,786 We could build a huge city wall all around South Park
- 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,038 so that we have complete control over who comes in.
- 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,707 That's not a bad idea -- a city wall.
- 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,918 But who can we get to build it?
- 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,628 [Asian folk music plays ]
- 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,047 And so we want you to design and build
- 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,716 a great wall all around the city.
- 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,052 I don't build wall!
- 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,054 I just own and operate Chitty Wok!
- 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,265 We just think you're the best person to put up a wall.
- 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:12,975 We're sure you've got it in your blood.
- 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:15,310 Oh, I get it.
- 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:18,188 Just because I Chinese, you think I build a wall!
- 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:19,565 That is bullshit!
- 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:21,316 I'm not a stereotype, okay?
- 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:24,570 Just because I Chinese doesn't mean I go around building wall!
- 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,780 I'm just a normal person like all of you.
- 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:30,284 I eat rice and drive really slow just like the rest of you!
- 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:31,994 I'm not a stereotype!
- 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,704 Please, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim.
- 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,372 Your ancestors put up a great wall
- 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,791 that kept Mongolians out for thousands of years.
- 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,127 We know you can do it for us.
- 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,839 [ Birds chirping ]
- 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,053 [ Horses neighing ]
- 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,431 [ Men shouting ]
- 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,728 Hey. Hey, hey!
- 00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,563 Hey, what the hell you doing?
- 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,065 - [ Shouting in native language ] - Mongolian?
- 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,735 What the hell Mongolian doing here?
- 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:05,736 [ Shouting continues ]
- 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:09,323 Hey, fuck you, Mongolian! Don't you break down my wall!
- 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,951 Get out of here! Fucking Mongolian!
- 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,662 [ Shouting in native language ]
- 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,707 God damn it.
- 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,667 How come every time us Chinese put up a wall,
- 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,046 stupid Mongolians have to come and knock it down?
- 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:30,135 Stan, our abduction problems are over.
- 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,637 We got the new child tracker.
- 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:32,638 Child tracker?
- 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,056 It's a little electrical device
- 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,308 that can tell us where you are anywhere on Earth.
- 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,185 If anybody takes you, we'll be able to locate
- 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,562 your exact location within two meters.
- 00:08:42,231 --> 00:08:44,358 There. I think that's got it.
- 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:45,734 [ Beeping ]
- 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,028 Dude, no way. I'm not wearing child tracker.
- 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,947 You can barely even tell you have one on.
- 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,365 I'm not going to school like this!
- 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:53,992 What will the other guys say? - I wouldn't worry about that.
- 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:56,537 [ Beeping ]
- 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:57,996 So weak.
- 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:01,083 So weak, dude. Man.
- 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,834 Why did you have to go and be abducted, Tweek?
- 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,169 Now all our parents are freaking out.
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,337 I didn't mean to!
- 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,173 [Asian folk music plays ]
- 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,343 Okay. Finally.
- 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,178 [ Hoofbeats ]
- 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,263 Oh, no.
- 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,099 [ Horses neighing, swords clanging ]
- 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,100 [ Gong clangs ]
- 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,228 It's those goddamn Mongolian again!
- 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,897 Stop! Stop right there, Mongolian!
- 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,233 God damn it! Stop!
- 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:31,863 Stop breaking down my chitty wall, you stupid Mongolian!
- 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:33,156 [ Swords clanging ]
- 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,742 All right, you sons of bitches! You --
- 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,036 What the hell?
- 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:40,122 [ Horses neighing, swords clanging ]
- 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,916 Oh, shit!
- 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,918 [ Men shouting ]
- 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:48,463 Oh! Goddamn Mongolian!
- 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:52,175 I gonna get you! Fucking Mongolian!
- 00:09:52,301 --> 00:09:55,429 Stop breaking my chitty wall!
- 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:58,015 Oh, God damn it!
- 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,642 [ Shouting in native language ]
- 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,313 That's the last time you gonna break down my chitty wall!
- 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,232 You hear me, Mongolian?!
- 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,068 Goddamn Mongolians.
- 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,195 [ Crowd cheering ]
- 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,905 All right, Cows.
- 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:16,074 We're gonna go out there and we're gonna give 'em hell!
- 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,285 But wait. Where's the other team?
- 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,829 There is no other team. - Huh?
- 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,290 Well, we put a wall around the city to keep outsiders out.
- 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,833 You don't think we want a bunch of strangers
- 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,209 coming in and playing ball, do you?
- 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,211 But if there's no other team, that won't be any fun.
- 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:30,213 Don't worry. It'll still be fun for us.
- 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:31,757 [ Slurping ] - [ Slurping ]
- 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,258 [All slurping ]
- 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,010 [ Beeping ]
- 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,720 [ Chanting ] Go, Cows! Go, Cows!
- 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,597 Go, Cows! Go, Cows!
- 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,015 Play ball!
- 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,729 Steeeee-rike!
- 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,648 [ Cheering ]
- 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,401 [ Cheering ]
- 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,695 South Park Cows do it again!
- 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,198 Congratulations on your victory, boys.
- 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,991 Dude, we weren't playing anybody!
- 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,452 Yeah, and you kicked ass! - [ Crowd cheering ]
- 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,871 Isn't it awesome having a great wall around our city?
- 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,207 Nobody in town except for our good friends!
- 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,542 [ Cheering ] Great wall! Great wall!
- 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,127 Hey, shh! Quiet, everybody!
- 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:12,130 And this newest study reveals more about child abductions
- 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,924 than we apparently knew before, Tom.
- 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,842 Turn it up. - That's right, Chris.
- 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,595 This newest study shows that the majority of child abductions
- 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,305 are not committed by strangers,
- 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,558 but by somebody the child knows in their own town!
- 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,602 [ Down-tempo music plays ] The report further states
- 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,146 that it is because the child trusts the individual
- 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,773 that problems occur in the first place.
- 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,233 Well, I guess this means
- 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,235 the enemy is in our own backyard, so to speak.
- 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,069 Sure does, Tom.
- 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,279 All right. Thanks, Chris. Is the weather going to turn --
- 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,866 Well, if you'll excuse us, I think we'll be going now.
- 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,326 Yeah. Come along, Kyle.
- 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,495 Stanley, time for us to get back to the house.
- 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,081 I'm not done with my pizza. - Now, Stanley!
- 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,582 [Asian folk music plays ]
- 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,084 [ Grunting ]
- 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,503 There we go. All finished.
- 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,464 My Mongolian missile-defense system.
- 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,259 Those Mongolians try to break down my chitty wall again,
- 00:11:57,384 --> 00:12:00,262 they gonna get a big, heat-seeking missile surprise!
- 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,722 [ Hoofbeats ]
- 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,473 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,810 Oh! Hello, Mongolian! Yeah.
- 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,271 You come to break down my chitty wall?
- 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,817 Oh, you gonna throw that baseball at my wall?
- 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,320 Oh, no. Not a baseball. I'm pretty scared.
- 00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:18,780 Well, you know what?
- 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,031 I might have something here
- 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:23,034 that's a little bigger than a baseball!
- 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,496 Say hello to my little friend!
- 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,049 Oh, crap.
- 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,139 [ Groans ]
- 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,267 [ Laughter ]
- 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,353 Goddamn Mongolian!
- 00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:54,191 You break down my chitty wall last time!
- 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,821 Dude, this is worse than child tracker.
- 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,157 It's okay, boys. Just act as if we weren't here.
- 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,576 Right. Do what you normally would do.
- 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,579 You're such a fat-ass, Cartman.
- 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:08,955 At least I'm not a stupid Jew.
- 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,081 Wha-Wha-What?!
- 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,583 [ Bell rings ]
- 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,542 M'kay, kids.
- 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,085 So now who can tell me
- 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:17,088 what year the first moon landing took place?
- 00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:18,465 Uh, how about you, Clyde?
- 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,800 [ Whispering ]
- 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:21,468 No helping.
- 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,262 M'kay, I'm not really sure having all the parents here
- 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,097 is a good idea, m'kay?
- 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,390 Well, maybe things would be better
- 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,601 if we could trust people like the Stotches!
- 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,145 Us? Your family has always been the shifty-eyed ones!
- 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,480 Oh, yeah?!
- 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:34,815 [All shouting ]
- 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,818 Oh, this is too much to take.
- 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,654 Mom, Dad, could you please leave me alone?
- 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,990 We just want to make sure nobody hurts you, junior, m'kay?
- 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,909 M'kay.
- 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,620 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,831 [ Laughs ] My master plan!
- 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,916 When those Mongolians come next time,
- 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,043 I pour this sweet-and-sour pork on their heads.
- 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,212 Sweet-and-sour pork so hot and sticky,
- 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:01,007 Mongolians will stick right to the wall and scream, "Ooh!"
- 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,176 I can't wait.
- 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,387 [Asian folk music plays ]
- 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,269 Oh, I get it.
- 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,646 A Trojan Mongolian horse.
- 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,481 Mongolians are hiding inside
- 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,441 thinking that I'll bring it in the chitty wall.
- 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,361 Then Mongolians pop out and destroy wall from inside out
- 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,655 without getting sweet-and-sour pork on their head!
- 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,991 Okay. I'll play along.
- 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,243 Oh! Oh, look!
- 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,371 Look. My very own Mongolian Trojan horse.
- 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,831 Gee, what a surprise.
- 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,293 I guess Mongolians aren't such crappy, smelly people after all.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,252 Yeah.
- 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,880 Great. Wow.
- 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,923 Yeah, what a great present.
- 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,259 I just gonna push it inside the gate
- 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,928 and show it to all my friends.
- 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,388 Aah!
- 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,892 Oh! It's sweet-and-sour pork!
- 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,728 [ Men shouting, horses neighing ]
- 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,063 Oh!
- 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,900 [ Muffled ] I'm gonna get you Mongolians
- 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:03,820 if it's the last thing I do!
- 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,658 <i>And so all the residents of Manhattan</i>
- 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,243 <i>are prepared to evacuate</i>
- 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,704 <i>if Ms. Clinton's ass gets any bigger.</i>
- 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,788 <i>And in other news,</i>
- 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,291 <i>new findings on the increase in child abductions.</i>
- 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,959 Oh, Jesus. Turn it up, honey.
- 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,921 <i>The study shows that the most likely abductors of children</i>
- 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,089 <i>are the parents themselves!</i>
- 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,635 <i>The study reveals that 9 out of every 10 abduction cases</i>
- 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,179 <i>are committed by the child's mother or father.</i>
- 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,681 <i>The bottom line being that your children aren't safe --</i>
- 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,224 <i>even from you!</i>
- 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,685 [ Theme music plays ]
- 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:36,811 Where are you going?
- 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,104 I'm just going to go upstairs
- 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,898 and see if Tweek is still in his bed.
- 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,942 Oh? I think I'll go with you.
- 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,360 It's okay. I can do it.
- 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,736 I just want to make sure that you --
- 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,737 That I don't abduct him?
- 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,656 How do I know that you haven't done it already?
- 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,199 Me?! I would never abduct our son!
- 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,952 That's not what the new study says!
- 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,578 But what are we supposed to do?
- 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,956 How can we protect Tweek from ourselves?
- 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,168 [ Dramatic music plays ]
- 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,336 Here you go, Stanley.
- 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,463 This should hold you over for three years.
- 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,048 But why do I have to leave?
- 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,968 The news says that at your age you aren't safe with us, son.
- 00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,136 You have to get out of here before we abduct you.
- 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,430 Goodbye, son. Remember to eat right.
- 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,016 Look out for your brother, Kyle. You're the man now.
- 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,019 Oh, boys, don't ever forget that we love you!
- 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,438 [Adults sobbing ]
- 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,236 Be careful out there! [ Sobs ]
- 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:27,904 [ Music continues ]
- 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,656 Where are we supposed to go?
- 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,784 We can't tell you because we can't know where you are!
- 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,161 Oh, this is terrible! [ Sobs ]
- 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,163 Go on, kids! Go!
- 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,040 Go and don't look back!
- 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,043 [Adults sobbing ]
- 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,882 Goodbye, kids. We'll never forget you.
- 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,218 [ Crying continues ]
- 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,637 [ Horn sounds ]
- 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,602 Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid.
- 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,441 [ Birds chirping ]
- 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,904 Oh. Hey, dog.
- 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,490 Over here. Over here, dog.
- 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:15,118 Got some sweet-and-sour for you.
- 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,286 Good dog!
- 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,288 That's it! Keep licking, dog!
- 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,624 [ Laughing ]
- 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,585 I'm free, Mongolians!
- 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,296 And now I'm going to make you pay!
- 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,340 MAN: Finally, some good news tonight.
- 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,633 It's been several days
- 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,719 since any child abductions have taken place.
- 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:35,597 The main reason -- parents don't know where their children are.
- 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,057 [ Sighs ]
- 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,349 What's the matter?
- 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,770 Oh, it's just -- I was wondering if Stan's okay.
- 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,397 Oh, I'm sure he's made it somewhere safe by now.
- 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,649 Do you really think we did the right thing, Randy,
- 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,194 sending all the young kids in town off to live on their own?
- 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,946 Sweetheart, you saw the news. - I know.
- 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:52,947 Don't you worry.
- 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,657 I'm sure that Stan and all the other kids
- 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,577 are somewhere safe, off in a whole new city by now,
- 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,913 making a new life for themselves.
- 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,249 Tah tane da ke ab kahleh kalabush.
- 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,418 Bi ologad bag, big nan dastai.
- 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,128 [ Laughter ]
- 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,213 De bandig baeakhalah?
- 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,798 Tawya mea pleda cleah bleah.
- 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,466 Triben fak burushban.
- 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,426 [All ] Shain balag!
- 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,013 [Asian folk music plays ]
- 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,599 [ Gong clangs ]
- 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,392 All right, Mongolians!
- 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,104 Your only way through this wall is through me!
- 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,106 This is my last stand!
- 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,608 I'm gonna do my war dance now.
- 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,735 [ Speaking native language ]
- 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,573 [ Drums clanging ]
- 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,451 Does my war dance scare you, Mongolians?
- 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,912 Yeah, you think you want a piece of this?
- 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,248 [ Speaking native language ]
- 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,676 This is the ancient Chinese dance of --
- 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,136 Oh, hello, kids.
- 00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,471 Be careful. There's Mongolians up there.
- 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,807 [ Speaking native language ]
- 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,059 [ Drums clanging ]
- 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,607 [ Birds chirping ]
- 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:12,402 Oh, crap.
- 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,032 [ Laughter ]
- 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,827 What's going on? - I heard an explosion!
- 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:23,621 Goddamn Mongolians attack chitty wall again!
- 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,039 [ Laughter ]
- 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,124 Mongolians?
- 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,834 What the hell are they doing here?
- 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:28,877 Rabble! Rabble, rabble!
- 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,503 [All ] Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
- 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:31,629 Wait a minute.
- 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,425 Those Mongolians are... our children.
- 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,302 Ike?! Kyle?!
- 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,846 My son has become a Mongolian?
- 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,973 No! No!
- 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,350 Oh, God. What have we done?
- 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,768 We sent our children away,
- 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,854 and now they don't even remember who they are.
- 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,064 Kids, don't you remember us?
- 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,483 Wait, wait. I learned some Mongolian in college.
- 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:53,860 Uh, let's see.
- 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:57,906 Uh, kids, uh...bi kute.
- 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,201 Bi sonik kute.
- 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,202 Tod kasbara...
- 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,288 Oh, my God. Our parents are so stupid, dude.
- 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,415 Bi kute.
- 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,500 We are your parents.
- 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,961 You used to live here with us.
- 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,713 Yeah! It was like four days ago!
- 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,215 They're starting to remember!
- 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,424 [ Slowly ] Stan.
- 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,470 Your name is <i>Stan.</i>
- 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,222 Uh-huh. Stan Marsh.
- 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,557 That's it! Remember, son!
- 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,434 Remember!
- 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,687 [Adults sobbing ]
- 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,105 We're sorry, Tweek!
- 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,398 Are you okay, Clyde?
- 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,901 Oh, son, can you ever forgive us?
- 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,236 Uh, I'm over here, Dad.
- 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,070 Oh.
- 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:38,154 We're sorry, kids.
- 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,490 We just let all those sensationalist news reports
- 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,699 go to our heads!
- 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,826 Oh, my God. Do you see what this means?
- 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,663 The ghost of human kindness was right all along.
- 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,831 You mean how he said we should trust each other
- 00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,208 or how he abducted children?
- 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,668 The, uh, -- No, no.
- 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,294 The part about being more trusting.
- 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,755 We should follow what he said, not what he did.
- 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,257 Yeah! - Oh. Oh, yeah!
- 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,259 No, no. You know who was right all along?
- 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,469 The Mongolians. [ Gong clangs ]
- 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,763 They knew that you can't just wall yourself off
- 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,265 from the outside world.
- 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,183 Putting walls up never helps anything.
- 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,936 Tearing them down brings us together.
- 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,020 Oh! - Right.
- 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,814 Yeah, the Mongolians were right. Yeah.
- 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,566 Oh, you better not say what I think you gonna say.
- 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,695 Mr. Lu Kim, tear down this wall!
- 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,614 Oh, God! I hate this whole chitty!
- 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,033 Randy, can we just take our son home now?
- 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:27,870 Yes. Kids, with us, now come.
- 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,247 Home.
- 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,873 [ Slowly ] Home.
- 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,834 [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:33,668 Jesus Christ, dude.
- 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,421 They've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ.
- 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,736 I gonna get you! Fucking Mongolian!
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