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Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Сезон: 06Серия: 10
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У Биби растёт грудь, и она становится лучшей подругой всех мальчиков класса. Вскоре она сама становится этому не рада.
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- 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:12,054 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,848 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,725 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:22,148 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:25,317 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:27,111 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
- 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,071 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪
- 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:32,575 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,831 Oh, hello, boys.
- 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,291 Hi. The school called and said
- 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:41,792 we all have to start going to class again.
- 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,502 Oh, but I thought your teacher died.
- 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,046 She did, but now they're saying
- 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:46,547 we have to start going back to school anyways.
- 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,257 It's totally gay. - Oh, well, I'll tell Eric.
- 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,761 He's just down in the basement playing with his dolls.
- 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,305 Cartman likes to play with dolls?
- 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,724 Hello, Precious.
- 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,684 Yes, that's a good Precious.
- 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,400 Now it takes the lotion from the basket.
- 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,778 Please, mister! Let me out of here!
- 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,362 It puts the lotion on its skin,
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,947 or else it gets the hose again.
- 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,034 Yes, that's a good Precious.
- 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,078 Okay, now, it puts the lotion back in the basket.
- 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:19,371 Please, mister, let me out!
- 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:21,707 It puts the lotion back in the basket.
- 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,210 I miss my mom, mister! I want to see my...
- 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,003 Put the lotion in the fucking basket!
- 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,838 Sweetie? - Yes, Mom?
- 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,633 You have to get ready for school.
- 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,384 No, our teacher's dead, remember?
- 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,178 Yes, but they said two weeks off was enough,
- 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,055 and they want everyone back.
- 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,473 Two weeks isn't enough.
- 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,141 I'm not over our teacher's tragic death.
- 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,351 I'm still sh-shooken up.
- 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:41,602 You'll get over it, honey.
- 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,605 But I want to playyyyy!
- 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,444 I can't believe it's been two weeks since I've seen you guys.
- 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:51,779 What have you been doing?
- 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,322 Hey, guys! - Hey, Bebe!
- 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,242 You guys, uh, notice anything different?
- 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,827 Oh, my God, Bebe, you got boobs!
- 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,703 Yeah, they started coming in last week.
- 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,330 At first I thought they were just mosquito bites,
- 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,748 but then they didn't go away.
- 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,126 M'kay, kids. Let's take our seats, m'kay?
- 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:08,254 I know this has been a difficult couple weeks for you all
- 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,297 with the untimely death of your teacher.
- 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:13,551 But it's time for us to try to move on and learn, m'kay?
- 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:14,718 Mr. Mackey, I don't think I'm over
- 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,387 the teacher's tragic death yet.
- 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,430 I need more time. It's just -- It still hurts, you know?
- 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:21,267 Can I go home? - No, Eric, what we're gonna do
- 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:24,061 is learn to hide our emotions with math problems.
- 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:28,149 M'kay, so, let's start with some multiplication tables, m'kay?
- 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:29,900 First we'll do 4 times 4...
- 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,861 Dude, look at Bebe.
- 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,947 Something seems different about her.
- 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,407 Yeah, I noticed that, too.
- 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,825 Did she get a haircut or something?
- 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:38,784 I don't know.
- 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,414 Hey, Token, you know, I never really noticed before,
- 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,249 but that girl Bebe is kind of cool.
- 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,542 I was just thinking the same thing.
- 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,127 It's like she's a <i>girl,</i>
- 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,837 but she's someone you could hang out with.
- 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,047 Yeah, Bebe is kind of cool, huh?
- 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,051 Hey, Craig, is that the same shirt
- 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:57,553 that that Bebe chick always wears?
- 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,263 I don't know. Why?
- 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:02,725 It just -- It just seems like a really awesome shirt.
- 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,977 Yeah, it kind of does.
- 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:12,067 M'kay, and so, uh --
- 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:15,446 So, who can tell me the answer to the first problem, 6 times 8?
- 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,488 Uh, Bebe?
- 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,742 Oh, uh...48?
- 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,160 Whoa!
- 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:23,787 That is an awesome answer! - Yeah!
- 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,331 Dude, Bebe is really smart.
- 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:26,957 Yeah, I never noticed that before.
- 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,001 Maybe she's actually cool enough to hang out with us.
- 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,294 Yeah, maybe.
- 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,757 But I was like, "I'm not buying those shoes for $20."
- 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,052 Uh, hey, Bebe. - Yeah?
- 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,137 Uh, we're gonna go throw rocks at cars later on,
- 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,056 and we thought maybe you'd like to join us.
- 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,849 Really? I've never done that before.
- 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,184 It's really fun!
- 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:46,685 You toss these little rocks at cars,
- 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,437 and if the driver gets angry, you blame me!
- 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,730 Yeah, it's cool!
- 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,482 Well, sure, that sounds hella fun.
- 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,318 Yeah, hella fun! - She's right!
- 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,819 Wow. "Hella" fun. That's awesome.
- 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,238 I'm gonna start saying that now.
- 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,364 Cool. We'll see you later, Bebe.
- 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,158 Stan, you've never asked <i>m e</i>
- 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,327 to throw rocks at cars with you guys.
- 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,454 That's different, dude. You're, like, my girlfriend.
- 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,373 Bebe's just -- I don't know. She's just cool.
- 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,166 Yeah, she's <i>really</i> cool.
- 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,168 It's weird how we never noticed before.
- 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,839 So, what you do, see, is you wait for a car
- 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:16,924 to drive by that big pine tree.
- 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,384 Then you chuck a rock at it.
- 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,426 It's all about the timing.
- 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,304 You damn kids!
- 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,389 Cool!
- 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:24,932 You try it, Bebe! - Okay.
- 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:25,975 Here comes a sedan!
- 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:30,354 You damn kids!
- 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,939 Cool!
- 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,315 That was the most perfect throw
- 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,234 I've ever seen! - That was sweet, Bebe!
- 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,944 Now, if you just hold the rock like this --
- 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,612 Yeah, here, like, if you put your thumb on this side --
- 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,489 I'm showing her.
- 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,032 Yeah, just let me show her real quick how to put the thumb --
- 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,830 Anyways, you put a spin on it by holding it here --
- 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,665 Yeah, and then you can actually hold it like this --
- 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,548 Uh, listen, guys, um, it's 5:30.
- 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,925 I'm supposed to get home, so I'll see you later.
- 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,640 Wait. What were we doing again?
- 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:07,933 We were throwing rocks at cars.
- 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,184 Oh, yeah.
- 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,853 Here comes an S.U.V.!
- 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,064 You damn kids!
- 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:20,195 Hi, Bebe! - Hey, everybody.
- 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,948 Oh, for Christ's sake. - M'kay.
- 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,743 Kids, yesterday, I asked you to write a paper
- 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,369 to read aloud for the class.
- 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,912 Now, who wants to start?
- 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,707 M'kay, Clyde.
- 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,292 My paper is called
- 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,627 "Why Bebe Is the Coolest Person Ever."
- 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:37,212 Hey, that's what I wrote about!
- 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:38,380 Me too!
- 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:45,054 M'kay. Go ahead, Clyde.
- 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,307 "My friend Bebe is really smart.
- 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:51,268 She tells funny jokes and knows a lot about stuff.
- 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,812 She's good at almost everything she tries.
- 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,856 She's awesome. The end."
- 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,861 M'kay. Very nice, Clyde.
- 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,364 Uh, Token, why don't you read your paper?
- 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,075 "If I Could Be Bebe."
- 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,952 "If I was Bebe, I would have lots of friends
- 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,662 because I would be so great.
- 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:14,291 I would make people smile and think wherever I went."
- 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,461 M'kay. Interesting, Token.
- 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:20,506 Uh...who would like to go next?
- 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:25,677 Uh, how about someone who <i>didn't</i> write about how cool Bebe is?
- 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:27,388 Oh.
- 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:29,890 M'kay, Bebe.
- 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,975 "My Cat, Thumper."
- 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,185 Wow!
- 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,604 "Thumper is gray with a white spot.
- 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,606 Sometimes he likes to chase his tail."
- 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,485 Chase his tail! That must be so funny!
- 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,028 "Thumper is 12 years old.
- 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,030 That's pretty old for a cat.
- 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,532 The end."
- 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:47,783 Wow!
- 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,243 God, you know, that's so true,
- 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,036 because you sometimes never really think about
- 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,496 how old a pet is until it's gone.
- 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,081 That's true, huh?
- 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,999 Man, that really makes me reflect on <i>my</i> pets.
- 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,919 That's such a great paper.
- 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:03,507 M'kay, Wendy, why don't we hear your paper?
- 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,134 "The New Cold War."
- 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,428 Oh, God, here we go again. Dork alert!
- 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:12,349 But then the mall closes at 4:00 or 5:00, so --
- 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,059 Have any of you dumb girls seen Bebe anywhere?
- 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,103 No! - Maybe she's in the lunch line.
- 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,855 Yeah!
- 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,106 Can you believe Bebe?
- 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,524 She thinks she's so cool all of a sudden!
- 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,942 I can't stand her anymore.
- 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,527 She's such a slut. - She's a total slut.
- 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,154 You know what I heard? I heard that she made out
- 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,072 with eight different boys in one minute.
- 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,157 I heard that she lifted her shirt
- 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,700 to the boys at the bus stop.
- 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:32,119 I heard that her asshole is, like, this big around.
- 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,370 Whoa!
- 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,247 Hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Bebe.
- 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,748 Slut. Slut.
- 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:39,293 Slut. Slut. - Slut.
- 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,420 You guys still want to go ice-skating after school?
- 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:42,838 Oh, no, that's okay, Bebe.
- 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,131 You might trip, and then we'd be sucked
- 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,299 into your huge, gaping vagina
- 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,050 like ants into a vacuum cleaner.
- 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,594 Slut. Slut.
- 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,888 Slut. - Slut.
- 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,193 Bebe, is something the matter?
- 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:07,112 Oh, Mom. It's just... my girlfriends at school
- 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,906 said some really mean things to me today.
- 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,868 They called me a slut with a huge, gaping vagina.
- 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,787 Oh, sweetie, you're all just growing up.
- 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,123 Part of being a woman is having a friend one day
- 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,750 and calling her a slut the next.
- 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,084 But am I slutty just because
- 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,294 I'm starting to be friends with guys?
- 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,670 I mean, they just like me
- 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,130 because they think I'm smart and cool.
- 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,840 I remember, when I was a little girl,
- 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,092 the boys didn't think I was very smart at all.
- 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,677 But then one day,
- 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,679 they all started thinking I was <i>really</i> smart.
- 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,891 I guess big smarts just run in our family.
- 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,644 Well, if the girls don't want to be my friends, that's fine.
- 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,771 Guys are way cooler anyways.
- 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,525 You guys wanted me to meet you here?
- 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:47,110 Yeah, have a seat, Tweek. We all need to have a talk.
- 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:48,362 Oh, God!
- 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,030 All right, guys, now that we're all here,
- 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,324 I think we need to have a difficult conversation.
- 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,743 It's obvious that Bebe is, like, the coolest, smartest,
- 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,286 most awesome person we've ever met.
- 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,788 True. Yeah. - True. Yeah.
- 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,748 And, you know, we've been trying to fill the gap
- 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,667 with a fourth friend ever since Kenny died --
- 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,127 God rest his soul -- and it hasn't been an easy process.
- 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,921 Right. - Uh-huh.
- 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,049 So, even though I think it's a tough thing to do right now,
- 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,176 I think maybe it's best for everyone if we make room
- 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,845 to allow Bebe to be our new fourth friend.
- 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,472 Yeah. - That would be best.
- 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,723 Well, I'm glad you guys all agree.
- 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,350 And so, Kyle, I just want to say
- 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,227 that it's been really great and we're gonna miss you.
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,603 Huh?! - Kyle?
- 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,313 And even though it didn't quite work out,
- 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,856 I'm sure you'll find other friends down the road, Kyle.
- 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,025 Here's a nice watch for you and some peanuts.
- 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,486 Me?! Dude, I've been here since the beginning!
- 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,154 And we're really sad to see you go.
- 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,531 Let's give a big round of applause for Kyle, everybody.
- 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,740 Hip-hip!
- 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,492 Dude, we're not kicking Kyle out!
- 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,035 Pleeease?
- 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,078 No!
- 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,955 All right, fine!
- 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,332 So then I guess we have no choice but to let <i>you</i> go, Tweek.
- 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,209 But we want you to know that it's been really fun.
- 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,586 Here's a watch and some peanuts.
- 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:47,296 No way! Tweek's cool! - Yeah!
- 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,923 Well, dumb-asses, how are we gonna make room for Bebe?
- 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,971 Thanks for inviting me to ride the bus to school with you guys.
- 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,055 Sure thing, Bebe.
- 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,807 That's fine! That's fine!
- 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,519 Fuck you, Kyle, and fuck you, Stan!
- 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,981 Fuck you, Tweek!
- 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,358 Bebe, you're still cool.
- 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,159 What are you doing? - We're trying to get Bebe
- 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,702 to run for class president!
- 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,537 <i>I 'm</i> class president!
- 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,205 The vote was last fall!
- 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,790 Well, yeah. But, Wendy, you have to admit
- 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,667 Bebe's a lot smarter and more organized than you.
- 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,919 Yeah, we <i>need</i> a leader like Bebe.
- 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,964 She can teach us all so much. - Uh-huh.
- 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,050 She's not smarter and cooler than everyone!
- 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,135 You guys are just drawn to something else!
- 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,013 What?
- 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:42,059 God, you guys are so stupid!
- 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,311 Stupider than Bebe!
- 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,437 Yeah! - Yeah!
- 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,397 Bebe's cool, huh, fellas?
- 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,315 Yeah! - Yeah!
- 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,192 Sure is. - Yep.
- 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,737 I can't wait to watch "Terrance & Phillip" with Bebe!
- 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,823 Yeah! Where are you guys going?
- 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,575 We're going to see our friend Bebe.
- 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,952 Bebe is <i>our</i> friend. Didn't you all get the memo?
- 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,454 Bebe is everybody's friend.
- 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,164 Yeah, God put Bebe on Earth
- 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,916 to enrich everyone's lives.
- 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,504 Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,297 All right, I guess we can all
- 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,465 watch "Terrance & Phillip" together.
- 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,095 Oh, hello, boys. - Is Bebe home?
- 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,930 No, she's with one of her little friends.
- 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,307 But she should be back shortly if you boys want to wait.
- 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,601 Who is she with? - I believe she's playing "Lambs"
- 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,311 over at Eric Cartman's house.
- 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,979 Cartman's?
- 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,940 See, and this is Precious!
- 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,817 Precious? - Bark, bark, bark!
- 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,819 Okay, so, then we put my mom's hand lotion
- 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:36,405 in this little basket and lower it down to Polly Prissy Pants.
- 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,115 Uh-huh.
- 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,493 Now you say, "It puts the lotion on its skin,
- 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,161 or else it gets the hose again."
- 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,080 It...puts the lotion on its skin,
- 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,166 or else it gets the hose again. - Yeah!
- 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,043 Mister, please let me out of here!
- 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,253 Now say it again -- louder!
- 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,629 It puts the lotion on its skin,
- 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,297 or else it gets the hose again.
- 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,800 Good! Now -- Now put the lotion back in the basket.
- 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,510 My parents have money, mister!
- 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,011 They'll give you whatever you want! Please!
- 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,304 Now just yell, "put the lotion
- 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,556 in the fucking basket!"
- 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,890 Put the lotion in the basket!
- 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,434 Put the lotion in the fucking basket!
- 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,977 Oh, no, Precious!
- 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,270 I got your dog, mister!
- 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,896 Let me out or I'm gonna kill it!
- 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,815 You say, "Don't you hurt my fucking dog!"
- 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,442 Don't you hurt my fucking dog!
- 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,527 You bitch! I'll cut your throat!
- 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,028 What the hell are you doing?
- 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,072 We're playing "Lambs."
- 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,323 Bebe, I thought we were gonna
- 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,783 watch "Terrance & Phillip" today.
- 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,076 Yeah, and then we got to work on your campaign!
- 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,286 Right, but first we have to go to --
- 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,081 You guys, calm down!
- 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,213 Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:40,469 This is insane! Stop it, you guys! Please!
- 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,515 Ow!
- 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,401 Oh, boy, I never meant to cause all this trouble.
- 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,071 Aaaaah!
- 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,078 Bebe, those boys from your school
- 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,664 are still waiting outside to see if you'll come out.
- 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,665 I know.
- 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,292 They've been there all day.
- 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,861 Looks like my little girl has a lot of gentlemen callers.
- 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,656 Mom, why is everyone acting so different around me?
- 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,200 Sweetie, you're just blossoming into a woman.
- 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,202 But I don't know if I want to.
- 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,579 Sometimes I think I'm <i>not</i> as smart and cool as they say.
- 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,748 That everyone just tells me I am because of my hooters.
- 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,333 Sweetie, you're a Stevens.
- 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,126 And Stevens women are always told
- 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,671 they're really, really smart.
- 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,549 Mom, what's 6 times 8?
- 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,925 Oh, sweetie.
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,845 Those are two completely different numbers.
- 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,061 All right, boys, time to be getting home.
- 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,772 Bebe's not feeling well, and she can't come out today.
- 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,315 Go on! Shoo!
- 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,702 Oh, whew! We made it!
- 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,662 Boys, can you call 911 for us?
- 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,876 Oh, my God! We've landed on Earth
- 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:36,960 thousands of years in the future,
- 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,336 and apes have taken over!
- 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,046 I knew it! You blew it up, didn't you?!
- 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:43,091 I don't want to live in this futuristic madness!
- 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,719 Take your ape world and go to hell!
- 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,890 Having boobs sucks.
- 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,393 Well, hello, there, little girl.
- 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,728 My name is Dr. Hallis.
- 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,229 What can I do for you today?
- 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:59,524 I want to have breast-reduction surgery.
- 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,613 You? - Yes.
- 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:08,033 I have $212 in nickels and a gold bracelet.
- 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,493 Well, young lady, I'm afraid that we don't offer
- 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,163 breast-reduction surgery to girls of your age.
- 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,874 Why not? Britney Spears got fake ones when she was a teenager.
- 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,626 Why can't I have mine taken off?
- 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,002 Because making breasts larger
- 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,629 is a beautiful and wonderful thing.
- 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,214 Making them smaller is...insane.
- 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,133 I think it's insane to want them bigger!
- 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,719 Why do you hate your breasts so?
- 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,970 Ever since I got these stupid things,
- 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,430 everyone treats me differently.
- 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,723 I feel like I might be treated differently
- 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:32,974 the rest of my life.
- 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,976 Oh, come on, now. That's just silly.
- 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,603 Here's the Anderson file, Doctor.
- 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,063 Oh, awesome!
- 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,065 Thank you so much, Jillian. That's great.
- 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,567 Oh, God damn. Thank you so much.
- 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,071 And here's the coffee you wanted, Doctor.
- 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,697 Yeah, whatever. Get out of here.
- 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,325 Now, I was saying?
- 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,910 Please, you have to help me!
- 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,828 I think that if my breasts keep growing this way,
- 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,580 boys will give me whatever I want.
- 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,207 Yeah, so, that's great, isn't it?
- 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,042 No, it's not! Because if I grow up
- 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,835 getting everything I want and having things made easy for me
- 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,295 because I have hot knockers,
- 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,130 then I'm gonna grow up to be a lame person.
- 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,465 If I'm handed everything in life,
- 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,675 then my chances of becoming a lawyer
- 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,593 or a marine biologist are zero!
- 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,512 That may be true, but I'm afraid I just cannot
- 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,722 ethically perform a breast-reduction surgery
- 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,766 on an 8-year-old girl. - Damn it!
- 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,393 If, on the other hand, you'd like
- 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,894 to make them a little bigger, I think now might be
- 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,229 the right time to size up, mmm?
- 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,981 Oh, fuck off!
- 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,693 Randy, could you have a talk with Stanley?
- 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,111 Why? What's the matter with him?
- 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,445 It's just that -- Well...
- 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,781 he's been acting a little different lately.
- 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,491 Ah-tah!
- 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,035 Ah-tah!
- 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,955 He's been ignoring his homework <i>and</i> all of his friends.
- 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,289 I can't figure out why.
- 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,208 Ah-tah.
- 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,544 Ah-tah!
- 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,463 Oh, boy. It looks like he's starting to notice breasts.
- 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,048 Oh, yes.
- 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,217 Our little Stanley is starting to become a man.
- 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,844 Ah-tah!
- 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,303 Ahh...ah-tah!
- 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,555 Hey, there, Son.
- 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,931 Huh?
- 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,474 Ah-tah. Ah-tah.
- 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,602 Yes, ah-tah. Let's have a talk, Stan.
- 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,521 Tah...
- 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:05,400 Stan, as you get older, boobs -- these ah-tah --
- 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,028 will start becoming a major part of your life.
- 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,155 Ah-tah? - But, Stanley,
- 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,323 you can't let them get in the way of your friends.
- 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,200 There are lots of boobs out there, son.
- 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,245 But they're just boobs. Your friends are forever.
- 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,914 Friends...ah-tah.
- 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,375 I know you think this set of boobs is important now,
- 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,919 but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs.
- 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,504 Boobs will come and go.
- 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,590 And then, someday, you'll meet a pair of boobs
- 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,175 that you want to marry,
- 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,302 and those become the boobs that matter the most.
- 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,678 I love you.
- 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,097 If you can just understand that, Stanley,
- 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,267 you'll see that boobs hold no <i>re a I</i> power at all.
- 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,320 The boys are at war.
- 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,447 All is going as planned. - Yes.
- 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,866 Soon all the boys will be brought to their knees.
- 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,534 We grow larger every day...
- 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,744 And stronger.
- 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,995 Soon, the entire town --
- 00:17:59,120 --> 00:17:59,996 Shh! Shh! She's awake!
- 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:00,997 Oh, quiet!
- 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,583 Mom! Mom!
- 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,919 What is it, Bebe? - My breasts!
- 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,379 Oh, sweetheart, you're just becoming a young lady.
- 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,090 No, they're conspiring!
- 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,926 Mom, they were talking. They want to destroy the town!
- 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,886 Yes, darling, your breasts have a power
- 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,013 that will unleash itself as you get older.
- 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,681 They feed off the misery of boys
- 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,725 and grow to bring woe wherever they can.
- 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,019 You're blossoming into a woman.
- 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,521 That does it!
- 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,273 I'm not letting these things run my life!
- 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,696 Young lady, are you absolutely sure
- 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,200 you want to consider this kind of procedure for your breasts?
- 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,328 Yes, I want to get breast implants.
- 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,080 I tried to tell her she was too young.
- 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,582 Well, it is a different time, Mrs. Testaberger.
- 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:45,959 Society puts a lot of pressure
- 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,585 on your daughter to look her best.
- 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,255 Having small breasts can make her feel unimportant.
- 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,258 But she's <i>8!</i>
- 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,052 Yes, well, not too young to feel flat and, therefore, not pretty.
- 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,388 That's what I said. - However, young lady,
- 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,807 I'm afraid breast implants are not for everyone.
- 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,392 I'll need to carefully assess
- 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,561 your physical and mental condition to see if augmentation
- 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,604 is truly the best way for you to go.
- 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,356 I have $3,000 cash.
- 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,649 You pass. Let's do this thing.
- 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,359 Oh, wait! You're gonna do it right now?
- 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,404 Sure, breast augmentation is now a very simple procedure.
- 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,698 What we do is make a small incision in the armpit,
- 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,032 where it won't be seen.
- 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,742 Then we take this little plastic bag
- 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,411 and gently place it in the chest,
- 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,079 where we fill it with salt water.
- 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,081 I still don't know about this.
- 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,834 Look, us plastic surgeons have one philosophy --
- 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,128 If we can help someone's self-esteem a little,
- 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,381 then why not do it if they have $3,000?
- 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,309 Got to...jam it!
- 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,393 Oh, there.
- 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,438 Get...in...there...you bitch!
- 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:52,025 Get...in...there...you bitch!
- 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:56,196 Ah. Okay, there's one, Wendy. Doing great.
- 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,910 M'kay, kids, we need to talk about your failing grades.
- 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,954 Bebe! Where Bebe?!
- 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,331 Bebe!
- 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,041 Fire bad! - Fire!
- 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,419 M'kay, we all have to start studying more
- 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,630 and fighting less, m'kay?
- 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,797 Bebe! - Bebe!
- 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,508 Ah-tah! Ah-tah!
- 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,345 Hey, guys. - Hey!
- 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,472 Heh. - Hmm.
- 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,896 Have you guys noticed that Bebe isn't as cool as she used to be?
- 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,857 Yeah, what the hell happened to us?
- 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,068 Oh, my God. I get it now.
- 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,736 It was Bebe's boobs!
- 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,154 Bebe's boobs?
- 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,906 Oh, cool! It worked!
- 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,617 Don't you guys see? Boobs do something to our brains.
- 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,619 They fill our brains with illusions.
- 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,247 So...Bebe didn't become smart and cool?
- 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,916 It was just her boobs? - Yes!
- 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,253 So Bebe is actually just as lame as she ever was?
- 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,797 Right! My boobs just clouded your judgment.
- 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,298 But that sucks. I don't want something
- 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,925 to have that much power over me.
- 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,469 I don't think it will, you guys, as long as we realize it.
- 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,471 We must learn to control their power over us.
- 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,265 Yeah, screw boobs! They're stupid!
- 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,933 I'm sorry for fighting, you guys.
- 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,351 I'm sorry.
- 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,770 I'm sorry, guys. - Dude, I'm sorry, too.
- 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,730 Aww, that's so sweet.
- 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,941 Let's never let boobs come between us again!
- 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,901 - Hear, hear! - Boobs are stupid!
- 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,654 Hi, everybody!
- 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,953 Look at those ridiculous things!
- 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,998 Ew! They're all hard and oogey!
- 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,666 What a stupid bitch!
- 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:12,054 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,848 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,725 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:18,602 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:22,148 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:25,317 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:27,111 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy ♪
- 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:29,071 ♪ Timmy, Timmy, liv-a-la, Timmy! ♪
- 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:32,575 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,954 [ Doorbell rings ]
- 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,831 Oh, hello, boys.
- 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,291 Hi. The school called and said
- 00:00:40,416 --> 00:00:41,792 we all have to start going to class again.
- 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,502 Oh, but I thought your teacher died.
- 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,046 She did, but now they're saying
- 00:00:45,171 --> 00:00:46,547 we have to start going back to school anyways.
- 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,257 It's totally gay. - Oh, well, I'll tell Eric.
- 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,761 He's just down in the basement playing with his dolls.
- 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,305 Cartman likes to play with dolls?
- 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,473 [ Doll squeaking ]
- 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,724 Hello, Precious.
- 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,684 Yes, that's a good Precious.
- 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:06,400 Now it takes the lotion from the basket.
- 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,778 [ High-pitched voice ] Please, mister! Let me out of here!
- 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,362 [ Normal voice ] It puts the lotion on its skin,
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,947 or else it gets the hose again.
- 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,324 [ Barking ] [ Squeaking ]
- 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:15,034 Yes, that's a good Precious.
- 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,078 Okay, now, it puts the lotion back in the basket.
- 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:19,371 [ High-pitched voice ] Please, mister, let me out!
- 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:21,707 [ Normal voice ] It puts the lotion back in the basket.
- 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:24,210 [ High-pitched voice ] I miss my mom, mister! I want to see my...
- 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,003 [ Normal voice ] Put the lotion in the fucking basket!
- 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,838 Sweetie? - Yes, Mom?
- 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,633 You have to get ready for school.
- 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,384 No, our teacher's dead, remember?
- 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,178 Yes, but they said two weeks off was enough,
- 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,055 and they want everyone back.
- 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:37,473 Two weeks isn't enough.
- 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,141 I'm not over our teacher's tragic death.
- 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,351 I'm still sh-shooken up.
- 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:41,602 You'll get over it, honey.
- 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,605 But I want to playyyyy!
- 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,398 [ School bell rings ]
- 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,444 I can't believe it's been two weeks since I've seen you guys.
- 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:51,779 What have you been doing?
- 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,322 Hey, guys! - Hey, Bebe!
- 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,242 You guys, uh, notice anything different?
- 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:57,827 Oh, my God, Bebe, you got boobs!
- 00:01:57,952 --> 00:01:59,703 Yeah, they started coming in last week.
- 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,330 At first I thought they were just mosquito bites,
- 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,748 but then they didn't go away.
- 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,126 M'kay, kids. Let's take our seats, m'kay?
- 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:08,254 I know this has been a difficult couple weeks for you all
- 00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:10,297 with the untimely death of your teacher.
- 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:13,551 But it's time for us to try to move on and learn, m'kay?
- 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:14,718 Mr. Mackey, I don't think I'm over
- 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,387 the teacher's tragic death yet.
- 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,430 I need more time. It's just -- It still hurts, you know?
- 00:02:18,556 --> 00:02:21,267 Can I go home? - No, Eric, what we're gonna do
- 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:24,061 is learn to hide our emotions with math problems.
- 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:28,149 M'kay, so, let's start with some multiplication tables, m'kay?
- 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:29,900 First we'll do 4 times 4...
- 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,861 Dude, look at Bebe.
- 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,947 Something seems different about her.
- 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:36,407 Yeah, I noticed that, too.
- 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,825 Did she get a haircut or something?
- 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:38,784 I don't know.
- 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,414 Hey, Token, you know, I never really noticed before,
- 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,249 but that girl Bebe is kind of cool.
- 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,542 I was just thinking the same thing.
- 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,127 It's like she's a <i>girl,</i>
- 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,837 but she's someone you could hang out with.
- 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:52,047 Yeah, Bebe is kind of cool, huh?
- 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,051 Hey, Craig, is that the same shirt
- 00:02:56,177 --> 00:02:57,553 that that Bebe chick always wears?
- 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,263 I don't know. Why?
- 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:02,725 It just -- It just seems like a really awesome shirt.
- 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,977 Yeah, it kind of does.
- 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:12,067 M'kay, and so, uh --
- 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:15,446 So, who can tell me the answer to the first problem, 6 times 8?
- 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,488 Uh, Bebe?
- 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,742 Oh, uh...48?
- 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,160 [ Boys ] Whoa!
- 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:23,787 That is an awesome answer! - [ Boys ] Yeah!
- 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,331 Dude, Bebe is really smart.
- 00:03:25,456 --> 00:03:26,957 Yeah, I never noticed that before.
- 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,001 Maybe she's actually cool enough to hang out with us.
- 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:30,294 Yeah, maybe.
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,046 [ School bell rings ]
- 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,757 But I was like, "I'm not buying those shoes for $20."
- 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,133 [All giggling ]
- 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,052 Uh, hey, Bebe. - Yeah?
- 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,137 Uh, we're gonna go throw rocks at cars later on,
- 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,056 and we thought maybe you'd like to join us.
- 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,849 Really? I've never done that before.
- 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,184 It's really fun!
- 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:46,685 You toss these little rocks at cars,
- 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,437 and if the driver gets angry, you blame me!
- 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,730 Yeah, it's cool!
- 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,482 Well, sure, that sounds hella fun.
- 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,858 [ Laughter ]
- 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,318 Yeah, hella fun! - She's right!
- 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,819 Wow. "Hella" fun. That's awesome.
- 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,238 I'm gonna start saying that now.
- 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:58,364 Cool. We'll see you later, Bebe.
- 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,158 Stan, you've never asked <i>m e</i>
- 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,327 to throw rocks at cars with you guys.
- 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,454 That's different, dude. You're, like, my girlfriend.
- 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,373 Bebe's just -- I don't know. She's just cool.
- 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,166 Yeah, she's <i>really</i> cool.
- 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,168 It's weird how we never noticed before.
- 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,839 So, what you do, see, is you wait for a car
- 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:16,924 to drive by that big pine tree.
- 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,384 Then you chuck a rock at it.
- 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,426 It's all about the timing.
- 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:20,761 [ Loud bang ]
- 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,304 You damn kids!
- 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,389 Cool!
- 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:24,932 You try it, Bebe! - Okay.
- 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:25,975 Here comes a sedan!
- 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,186 [ Loud bang ]
- 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:30,354 You damn kids!
- 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:31,939 [ Group cheering ] Cool!
- 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,315 That was the most perfect throw
- 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,234 I've ever seen! - That was sweet, Bebe!
- 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,944 Now, if you just hold the rock like this --
- 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,612 Yeah, here, like, if you put your thumb on this side --
- 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,489 I'm showing her.
- 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,032 Yeah, just let me show her real quick how to put the thumb --
- 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:45,369 [Ape-like grunting ] - [Ape-like grunting ]
- 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,830 Anyways, you put a spin on it by holding it here --
- 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,665 Yeah, and then you can actually hold it like this --
- 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,166 [ Grunting ]
- 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:52,584 [ Grunting ]
- 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:53,669 [ Grunting ]
- 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,337 [All grunting ]
- 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,548 Uh, listen, guys, um, it's 5:30.
- 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,925 I'm supposed to get home, so I'll see you later.
- 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:03,262 [ Grunting continues ]
- 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:06,640 Wait. What were we doing again?
- 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:07,933 We were throwing rocks at cars.
- 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,184 [All ] Oh, yeah.
- 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,853 Here comes an S.U.V.!
- 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,229 [ Vehicle approaching ]
- 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,064 [ Loud bang ] You damn kids!
- 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,774 [ School bell rings ]
- 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,568 [ Indistinct conversations ]
- 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:20,195 [[ Boys ] Hi, Bebe! - Hey, everybody.
- 00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,948 Oh, for Christ's sake. - M'kay.
- 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,743 Kids, yesterday, I asked you to write a paper
- 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,369 to read aloud for the class.
- 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,912 Now, who wants to start?
- 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,707 M'kay, Clyde.
- 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,292 My paper is called
- 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,627 "Why Bebe Is the Coolest Person Ever."
- 00:05:35,753 --> 00:05:37,212 Hey, that's what I wrote about!
- 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:38,380 Me too!
- 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,299 [ Grunting ] - [ Grunting ]
- 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,176 [ Boys grunting ]
- 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:45,054 M'kay. Go ahead, Clyde.
- 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:48,307 "My friend Bebe is really smart.
- 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:51,268 She tells funny jokes and knows a lot about stuff.
- 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,812 She's good at almost everything she tries.
- 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,856 She's awesome. The end."
- 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:59,026 [ Light applause ]
- 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,861 M'kay. Very nice, Clyde.
- 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,364 Uh, Token, why don't you read your paper?
- 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,075 "If I Could Be Bebe."
- 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,952 "If I was Bebe, I would have lots of friends
- 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,662 because I would be so great.
- 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:14,291 I would make people smile and think wherever I went."
- 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,461 M'kay. Interesting, Token.
- 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:20,506 Uh...who would like to go next?
- 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:25,677 Uh, how about someone who <i>didn't</i> write about how cool Bebe is?
- 00:06:25,803 --> 00:06:27,388 [ Boys ] Oh.
- 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:29,890 M'kay, Bebe.
- 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,975 "My Cat, Thumper."
- 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,185 [ Boys ] Wow!
- 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,604 "Thumper is gray with a white spot.
- 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,606 Sometimes he likes to chase his tail."
- 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,358 [ Boys laughing ]
- 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,485 Chase his tail! That must be so funny!
- 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,028 "Thumper is 12 years old.
- 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,030 That's pretty old for a cat.
- 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,532 The end."
- 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:47,783 [ Boys ] Wow!
- 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,243 God, you know, that's so true,
- 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,036 because you sometimes never really think about
- 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,496 how old a pet is until it's gone.
- 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,081 That's true, huh?
- 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,999 Man, that really makes me reflect on <i>my</i> pets.
- 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,919 That's such a great paper.
- 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,838 [Applause ]
- 00:07:00,963 --> 00:07:03,507 M'kay, Wendy, why don't we hear your paper?
- 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,134 "The New Cold War."
- 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,428 Oh, God, here we go again. Dork alert!
- 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:09,596 [ Boys laughing ]
- 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:12,349 But then the mall closes at 4:00 or 5:00, so --
- 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,059 Have any of you dumb girls seen Bebe anywhere?
- 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:16,103 No! - Maybe she's in the lunch line.
- 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,855 [ Boys ] Yeah!
- 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,106 Can you believe Bebe?
- 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,524 She thinks she's so cool all of a sudden!
- 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,942 I can't stand her anymore.
- 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,527 She's such a slut. - She's a total slut.
- 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,154 You know what I heard? I heard that she made out
- 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,072 with eight different boys in one minute.
- 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,157 I heard that she lifted her shirt
- 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:29,700 to the boys at the bus stop.
- 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:32,119 I heard that her asshole is, like, this big around.
- 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,370 [All ] Whoa!
- 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,247 Hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Bebe.
- 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,748 [ Coughing ] Slut. Slut.
- 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:39,293 [ Coughing ] Slut. Slut. - [ Coughing ] Slut.
- 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,420 You guys still want to go ice-skating after school?
- 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:42,838 Oh, no, that's okay, Bebe.
- 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,131 You might trip, and then we'd be sucked
- 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:45,299 into your huge, gaping vagina
- 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,050 like ants into a vacuum cleaner.
- 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,594 [ Coughing ] Slut. Slut.
- 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,888 [ Coughing ] Slut. - [ Coughing ] Slut.
- 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,347 [ Girls giggling ]
- 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,767 [ Sighs ]
- 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,193 Bebe, is something the matter?
- 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:07,112 Oh, Mom. It's just... my girlfriends at school
- 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,906 said some really mean things to me today.
- 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,868 They called me a slut with a huge, gaping vagina.
- 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,787 Oh, sweetie, you're all just growing up.
- 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,123 Part of being a woman is having a friend one day
- 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,750 and calling her a slut the next.
- 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,084 But am I slutty just because
- 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,294 I'm starting to be friends with guys?
- 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,670 I mean, they just like me
- 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,130 because they think I'm smart and cool.
- 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,840 I remember, when I was a little girl,
- 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,092 the boys didn't think I was very smart at all.
- 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,677 But then one day,
- 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,679 they all started thinking I was <i>really</i> smart.
- 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,891 I guess big smarts just run in our family.
- 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,644 Well, if the girls don't want to be my friends, that's fine.
- 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,771 Guys are way cooler anyways.
- 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,525 You guys wanted me to meet you here?
- 00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:47,110 Yeah, have a seat, Tweek. We all need to have a talk.
- 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:48,362 Oh, God!
- 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,030 All right, guys, now that we're all here,
- 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,324 I think we need to have a difficult conversation.
- 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,743 It's obvious that Bebe is, like, the coolest, smartest,
- 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,286 most awesome person we've ever met.
- 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,788 True. Yeah. - True. Yeah.
- 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,748 And, you know, we've been trying to fill the gap
- 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,667 with a fourth friend ever since Kenny died --
- 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:04,127 God rest his soul -- and it hasn't been an easy process.
- 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:05,921 Right. - Uh-huh.
- 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,049 So, even though I think it's a tough thing to do right now,
- 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,176 I think maybe it's best for everyone if we make room
- 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,845 to allow Bebe to be our new fourth friend.
- 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,472 Yeah. - That would be best.
- 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,723 Well, I'm glad you guys all agree.
- 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,350 And so, Kyle, I just want to say
- 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,227 that it's been really great and we're gonna miss you.
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,603 Huh?! - Kyle?
- 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,313 And even though it didn't quite work out,
- 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:24,856 I'm sure you'll find other friends down the road, Kyle.
- 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,025 Here's a nice watch for you and some peanuts.
- 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,486 Me?! Dude, I've been here since the beginning!
- 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,154 And we're really sad to see you go.
- 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,531 Let's give a big round of applause for Kyle, everybody.
- 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:33,740 Hip-hip!
- 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,492 Dude, we're not kicking Kyle out!
- 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,035 Pleeease?
- 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,078 No!
- 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,955 All right, fine!
- 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,332 So then I guess we have no choice but to let <i>you</i> go, Tweek.
- 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,209 But we want you to know that it's been really fun.
- 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,586 Here's a watch and some peanuts.
- 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:47,296 No way! Tweek's cool! - Yeah!
- 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,923 Well, dumb-asses, how are we gonna make room for Bebe?
- 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,971 Thanks for inviting me to ride the bus to school with you guys.
- 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,055 Sure thing, Bebe.
- 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,807 That's fine! That's fine!
- 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,519 Fuck you, Kyle, and fuck you, Stan!
- 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:05,981 Fuck you, Tweek!
- 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,358 Bebe, you're still cool.
- 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,152 [ School bell rings ]
- 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,159 What are you doing? - We're trying to get Bebe
- 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,702 to run for class president!
- 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,537 <i>I 'm</i> class president!
- 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,205 The vote was last fall!
- 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,790 Well, yeah. But, Wendy, you have to admit
- 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,667 Bebe's a lot smarter and more organized than you.
- 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,919 Yeah, we <i>need</i> a leader like Bebe.
- 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:30,964 She can teach us all so much. - [All ] Uh-huh.
- 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,050 She's not smarter and cooler than everyone!
- 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:35,135 You guys are just drawn to something else!
- 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,013 What?
- 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:42,059 God, you guys are so stupid!
- 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,311 Stupider than Bebe!
- 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,437 Yeah! - Yeah!
- 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,397 Bebe's cool, huh, fellas?
- 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:48,315 Yeah! - Yeah!
- 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,192 Sure is. - Yep.
- 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,737 I can't wait to watch "Terrance & Phillip" with Bebe!
- 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,823 Yeah! Where are you guys going?
- 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:58,575 We're going to see our friend Bebe.
- 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,952 Bebe is <i>our</i> friend. Didn't you all get the memo?
- 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,454 Bebe is everybody's friend.
- 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,164 Yeah, God put Bebe on Earth
- 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,916 to enrich everyone's lives.
- 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,292 [ Grunting ]
- 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,418 [ Grunting ]
- 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,504 Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,297 All right, I guess we can all
- 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,465 watch "Terrance & Phillip" together.
- 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,634 [ Knocking ]
- 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,095 Oh, hello, boys. - Is Bebe home?
- 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,930 No, she's with one of her little friends.
- 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,307 But she should be back shortly if you boys want to wait.
- 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,601 Who is she with? - I believe she's playing "Lambs"
- 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,311 over at Eric Cartman's house.
- 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,979 Cartman's?
- 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,940 See, and this is Precious!
- 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,817 Precious? - Bark, bark, bark!
- 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:33,819 Okay, so, then we put my mom's hand lotion
- 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:36,405 in this little basket and lower it down to Polly Prissy Pants.
- 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,115 Uh-huh.
- 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,493 Now you say, "It puts the lotion on its skin,
- 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,161 or else it gets the hose again."
- 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,080 It...puts the lotion on its skin,
- 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,166 or else it gets the hose again. - [ Laughs ] Yeah!
- 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,043 [ High-pitched voice ] Mister, please let me out of here!
- 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,253 [ Normal voice ] Now say it again -- louder!
- 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,629 It puts the lotion on its skin,
- 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,297 or else it gets the hose again.
- 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,800 Good! Now -- Now put the lotion back in the basket.
- 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,510 [ High-pitched voice ] My parents have money, mister!
- 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,011 They'll give you whatever you want! Please!
- 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:01,304 [ Normal voice ] Now just yell, "put the lotion
- 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,556 in the fucking basket!"
- 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,890 Put the lotion in the basket!
- 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,434 Put the lotion in the fucking basket!
- 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,977 Oh, no, Precious!
- 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,270 [ High-pitched voice ] I got your dog, mister!
- 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,896 Let me out or I'm gonna kill it!
- 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,815 [ Normal voice ] You say, "Don't you hurt my fucking dog!"
- 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,442 Don't you hurt my fucking dog!
- 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,527 You bitch! I'll cut your throat!
- 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,028 What the hell are you doing?
- 00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,072 We're playing "Lambs."
- 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:20,323 Bebe, I thought we were gonna
- 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,783 watch "Terrance & Phillip" today.
- 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,076 Yeah, and then we got to work on your campaign!
- 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,286 Right, but first we have to go to --
- 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,788 [ Boys grunting ]
- 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,081 You guys, calm down!
- 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,667 [ Grunting continues ]
- 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,213 Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:40,469 This is insane! Stop it, you guys! Please!
- 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,515 Ow!
- 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,401 Oh, boy, I never meant to cause all this trouble.
- 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,153 [ Grunting loudly ]
- 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,071 Aaaaah!
- 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,078 Bebe, those boys from your school
- 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,664 are still waiting outside to see if you'll come out.
- 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,665 I know.
- 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,292 They've been there all day.
- 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,680 [ Grunting ]
- 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:26,932 [ Grunting ]
- 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,975 [All grunting ]
- 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,855 [ Grunting ]
- 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,861 Looks like my little girl has a lot of gentlemen callers.
- 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,656 Mom, why is everyone acting so different around me?
- 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,200 Sweetie, you're just blossoming into a woman.
- 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,202 But I don't know if I want to.
- 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,579 Sometimes I think I'm <i>not</i> as smart and cool as they say.
- 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,748 That everyone just tells me I am because of my hooters.
- 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,333 Sweetie, you're a Stevens.
- 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,126 And Stevens women are always told
- 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,671 they're really, really smart.
- 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,549 Mom, what's 6 times 8?
- 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,925 Oh, sweetie.
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,845 Those are two completely different numbers.
- 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,392 [ Frightened grunts ]
- 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,061 All right, boys, time to be getting home.
- 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,772 Bebe's not feeling well, and she can't come out today.
- 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:17,315 Go on! Shoo!
- 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,943 [All grunting ]
- 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,702 Oh, whew! We made it!
- 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,662 Boys, can you call 911 for us?
- 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:34,040 [All grunting ]
- 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,876 Oh, my God! We've landed on Earth
- 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:36,960 thousands of years in the future,
- 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,336 and apes have taken over!
- 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,046 I knew it! You blew it up, didn't you?!
- 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:43,091 I don't want to live in this futuristic madness!
- 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,719 Take your ape world and go to hell!
- 00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,890 Having boobs sucks.
- 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,393 Well, hello, there, little girl.
- 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,728 My name is Dr. Hallis.
- 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,229 What can I do for you today?
- 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:59,524 I want to have breast-reduction surgery.
- 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,613 You? - Yes.
- 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:08,033 I have $212 in nickels and a gold bracelet.
- 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,493 Well, young lady, I'm afraid that we don't offer
- 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,163 breast-reduction surgery to girls of your age.
- 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,874 Why not? Britney Spears got fake ones when she was a teenager.
- 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,626 Why can't I have mine taken off?
- 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,002 Because making breasts larger
- 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,629 is a beautiful and wonderful thing.
- 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,214 Making them smaller is...insane.
- 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,133 I think it's insane to want them bigger!
- 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,719 Why do you hate your breasts so?
- 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:28,970 Ever since I got these stupid things,
- 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,430 everyone treats me differently.
- 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,723 I feel like I might be treated differently
- 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:32,974 the rest of my life.
- 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,976 Oh, come on, now. That's just silly.
- 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,603 Here's the Anderson file, Doctor.
- 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,063 Oh, awesome!
- 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,065 Thank you so much, Jillian. That's great.
- 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,567 Oh, God damn. Thank you so much.
- 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,071 And here's the coffee you wanted, Doctor.
- 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,697 Yeah, whatever. Get out of here.
- 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,325 Now, I was saying?
- 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,910 Please, you have to help me!
- 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,828 I think that if my breasts keep growing this way,
- 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,580 boys will give me whatever I want.
- 00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,207 Yeah, so, that's great, isn't it?
- 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,042 No, it's not! Because if I grow up
- 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,835 getting everything I want and having things made easy for me
- 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,295 because I have hot knockers,
- 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,130 then I'm gonna grow up to be a lame person.
- 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,465 If I'm handed everything in life,
- 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,675 then my chances of becoming a lawyer
- 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,593 or a marine biologist are zero!
- 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,512 That may be true, but I'm afraid I just cannot
- 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,722 ethically perform a breast-reduction surgery
- 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,766 on an 8-year-old girl. - Damn it!
- 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,393 If, on the other hand, you'd like
- 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,894 to make them a little bigger, I think now might be
- 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,229 the right time to size up, mmm?
- 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,981 Oh, fuck off!
- 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,693 Randy, could you have a talk with Stanley?
- 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,111 Why? What's the matter with him?
- 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,445 It's just that -- Well...
- 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,781 he's been acting a little different lately.
- 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,491 Ah-tah!
- 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,035 Ah-tah!
- 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,955 He's been ignoring his homework <i>and</i> all of his friends.
- 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,289 I can't figure out why.
- 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,208 STAN: Ah-tah.
- 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,544 Ah-tah!
- 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,463 Oh, boy. It looks like he's starting to notice breasts.
- 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,048 Oh, yes.
- 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,217 Our little Stanley is starting to become a man.
- 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,844 Ah-tah!
- 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,303 Ahh...ah-tah!
- 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:53,555 Hey, there, Son.
- 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,931 Huh?
- 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,474 Ah-tah. Ah-tah.
- 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,602 Yes, ah-tah. Let's have a talk, Stan.
- 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,521 Tah...
- 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:05,400 Stan, as you get older, boobs -- these ah-tah --
- 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,028 will start becoming a major part of your life.
- 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,155 Ah-tah? - But, Stanley,
- 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,323 you can't let them get in the way of your friends.
- 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,200 There are lots of boobs out there, son.
- 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,245 But they're just boobs. Your friends are forever.
- 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,914 Friends...ah-tah.
- 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,375 I know you think this set of boobs is important now,
- 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,919 but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs.
- 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,504 Boobs will come and go.
- 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,590 And then, someday, you'll meet a pair of boobs
- 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,175 that you want to marry,
- 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,302 and those become the boobs that matter the most.
- 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,678 I love you.
- 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,097 If you can just understand that, Stanley,
- 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,267 you'll see that boobs hold no <i>re a I</i> power at all.
- 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,603 [ Ominous music plays ]
- 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,320 [ Right breast ] The boys are at war.
- 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,447 All is going as planned. - [ Left breast ] Yes.
- 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,866 Soon all the boys will be brought to their knees.
- 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,534 We grow larger every day...
- 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:57,744 And stronger.
- 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,995 BREAST #1: Soon, the entire town --
- 00:17:59,120 --> 00:17:59,996 Shh! Shh! She's awake!
- 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:00,997 Oh, quiet!
- 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,583 [ Screams ] Mom! Mom!
- 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,919 What is it, Bebe? - My breasts!
- 00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:08,379 Oh, sweetheart, you're just becoming a young lady.
- 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,090 No, they're conspiring!
- 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,926 Mom, they were talking. They want to destroy the town!
- 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,886 Yes, darling, your breasts have a power
- 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,013 that will unleash itself as you get older.
- 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,681 They feed off the misery of boys
- 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,725 and grow to bring woe wherever they can.
- 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,019 You're blossoming into a woman.
- 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,521 That does it!
- 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,273 I'm not letting these things run my life!
- 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,696 Young lady, are you absolutely sure
- 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,200 you want to consider this kind of procedure for your breasts?
- 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,328 Yes, I want to get breast implants.
- 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,080 I tried to tell her she was too young.
- 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:44,582 Well, it is a different time, Mrs. Testaberger.
- 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:45,959 Society puts a lot of pressure
- 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,585 on your daughter to look her best.
- 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,255 Having small breasts can make her feel unimportant.
- 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,258 But she's <i>8!</i>
- 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,052 Yes, well, not too young to feel flat and, therefore, not pretty.
- 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:58,388 That's what I said. - However, young lady,
- 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,807 I'm afraid breast implants are not for everyone.
- 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,392 I'll need to carefully assess
- 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,561 your physical and mental condition to see if augmentation
- 00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,604 is truly the best way for you to go.
- 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,356 I have $3,000 cash.
- 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,649 You pass. Let's do this thing.
- 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,359 Oh, wait! You're gonna do it right now?
- 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,404 Sure, breast augmentation is now a very simple procedure.
- 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,698 What we do is make a small incision in the armpit,
- 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,032 where it won't be seen.
- 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:19,742 Then we take this little plastic bag
- 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,411 and gently place it in the chest,
- 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:23,079 where we fill it with salt water.
- 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,081 I still don't know about this.
- 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,834 Look, us plastic surgeons have one philosophy --
- 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,128 If we can help someone's self-esteem a little,
- 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,381 then why not do it if they have $3,000?
- 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,550 [ Monitor beeping ]
- 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,309 [ Grunts ] Got to...jam it!
- 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,393 Oh, there.
- 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,438 Get...in...there...you bitch!
- 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:52,025 Get...in...there...you bitch!
- 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:56,196 Ah. Okay, there's one, Wendy. Doing great.
- 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:57,947 [ School bell rings ]
- 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,910 M'kay, kids, we need to talk about your failing grades.
- 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,954 Bebe! Where Bebe?!
- 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,331 [ Boys ] Bebe!
- 00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:08,041 Fire bad! - Fire!
- 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,419 M'kay, we all have to start studying more
- 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,630 and fighting less, m'kay?
- 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:14,797 Bebe! - Bebe!
- 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:17,508 [All grunting ] Ah-tah! Ah-tah!
- 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,345 Hey, guys. - Hey!
- 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,472 Heh. - Hmm.
- 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,896 Have you guys noticed that Bebe isn't as cool as she used to be?
- 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,857 Yeah, what the hell happened to us?
- 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,068 Oh, my God. I get it now.
- 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,736 It was Bebe's boobs!
- 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:38,154 Bebe's boobs?
- 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,906 Oh, cool! It worked!
- 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,617 Don't you guys see? Boobs do something to our brains.
- 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,619 They fill our brains with illusions.
- 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,247 So...Bebe didn't become smart and cool?
- 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:49,916 It was just her boobs? - Yes!
- 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,253 So Bebe is actually just as lame as she ever was?
- 00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,797 Right! My boobs just clouded your judgment.
- 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,298 But that sucks. I don't want something
- 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,925 to have that much power over me.
- 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,469 I don't think it will, you guys, as long as we realize it.
- 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,471 We must learn to control their power over us.
- 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,265 Yeah, screw boobs! They're stupid!
- 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,933 I'm sorry for fighting, you guys.
- 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,351 I'm sorry.
- 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,770 I'm sorry, guys. - Dude, I'm sorry, too.
- 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,730 Aww, that's so sweet.
- 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,941 Let's never let boobs come between us again!
- 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,901 - [All ] Hear, hear! - Boobs are stupid!
- 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,654 Hi, everybody!
- 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,367 [ Hysterical laughter ]
- 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,953 Look at those ridiculous things!
- 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,998 Ew! They're all hard and oogey!
- 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,666 What a stupid bitch!
- 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,710 [ Hysterical laughter ]
- 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,086 [ Laughs ]
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