Приходят соседи

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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ I'm going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave

my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headin' on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see

if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet

some friends of mine ♪

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And so

just like in nature,

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I can add the mixture

into the volcano and--

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Oh, Pele, god of fire,

show us your--

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Oh, it's all g-gooey.

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Okay, good job, Butters.

You get a check.

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Thank you,

Miss Choksondik.

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I got a check.

That's like a "C".

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Okay, whose project

should we look at next?

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How about...Eric?

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Eric Cartman.

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Stand by, please.

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Now, Eric!

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Oh, God damn it!

- Ha, ha!

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Shut, you!

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Yes, well...

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For my project, I made a pencil

taped to a pen.

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In this way we see the duality

of writing devices

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that occurs in nature.

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You just put that thing

together just now.

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I'm giving you

a check minus.

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Ah! God damn it,

I hate check minus!

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Sit down.

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I'll make you

eat your parents.

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What did you say?

- Nothing.

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Alright, Token,

you're next.

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Using my laptop,

I hooked into the internet

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and found a meteorology

website.

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I downloaded the data,

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and with my dad's

video projector,

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I can show you the graph I made

of predictable weather patterns

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over the next three months.

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Ohh...

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I also printed out the results

on my color printer.

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Here you are,

Miss Choksondik.

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Very, very good, Token.

You get a check plus.

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Alright!

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Oh, that is such

bullcrap!

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Oh, Eric,

for the love of God.

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No, no, see, this is

the fundamental flaw

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with the check, check plus,

check minus system.

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The only reason Token

was able to do all that

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is because

his family is rich.

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My family isn't rich.

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Oh, come on, token,

your new house is

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four times the size

of anyone else's in town.

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And who else gets crab cakes

and lobster tail

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in their lunch boxes?

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Your family is rich, dude.

- But I...

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Let's just see where token's

clothes come from, shall we?

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Ooh, Armani Exchange.

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Armani Exchange?

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All the rest of us have to

buy our clothes at J-mart.

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Have you ever even been

inside a J-mart, Token?

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I didn't think so.

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Yeah, dude,

your family's so rich,

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they have their own

pool table.

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Yeah, and their own

sprinkler system.

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You don't think

you're rich?

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Hello, Token, how was

school today?

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Mom, Dad, why do we have

a bigger house

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than everybody else

in South Park?

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Well, because we have

more money, son.

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I know, but why?

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Well, because we went

to graduate school

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and therefore have

more lucrative jobs

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than most people in town.

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For instance,

your mother is a chemist

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for a pharmaceutical company,

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whereas your friend

Eric Cartman's mother

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is a crack whore.

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One pays

more than the other.

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Why, sweetie?

What's the matter?

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All the kids

at school today

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made fun of me

because I'm rich.

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Oh.

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I don't want to be rich

anymore.

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I want to eat macaroni

and cheese for dinner

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and wear clothes from J-mart.

- J-mart?

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Son, you don't know

what you're saying.

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I just want to be like all

the other kids in South Park.

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Please, Mom and Dad,

please!

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You...Sure you want

to do this, son?

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I'm sure.

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Hmm...

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Where's the valet?

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He must be parking

someone else's car.

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Ah, here we go.

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Take good care

of it, please.

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Here's $20.

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Ho!

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They've activated some kind

of alien blinding device.

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That's not

a blinding device, Dad,

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It's fluorescent

lighting.

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Oh.

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Excuse me,

where would we find

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young men's

fashion apparel?

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Aisle 6,

next to the pretzels.

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Next to the...

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Come on!

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Hey, look, these pants are

only 5 bucks apiece.

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They must really suck.

What do you think?

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What--what brand

are they?

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it doesn't matter, Mom.

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They're poor people pants.

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Hey, uh, Sharon,

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Isn't that

the Williamses?

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Huh?

Oh, yeah, it is.

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What are they doing here?

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They can afford to shop

at Cherry Creek.

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You see that, Sheila?

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The Williamses

are shopping here.

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I don't get it.

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He must pull in

at least 200,000 a year.

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Son, can you just

hurry it up?

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I don't think

we quite fit in here.

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Ooh, looks like you landed

on Park Avenue, Stan.

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You owe me $10 million.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, hey, dude, did you

bring the movie?

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I sure did.

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Hey, you changed

your clothes, Token.

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Yeah well, y'know, I did

a little shopping at J-mart.

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Alright, well, let's just

watch The Lion King.

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Cartman's cheating

anyways.

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Here you go.

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What's that?

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It's a DVD

of the Lion King.

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DVD? We don't own

a DVD player.

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Yeah, dude, nobody does.

They're too expensive.

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Not too expensive for Token's

rich-ass family, apparently.

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Don't you have

a VHS of it?

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I only have this.

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Oh, well, let me take this

disk up to the Enterprise

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and see if Captain Kirk

can decrypt it.

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What's a VHS?

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Oh, Jesus, dude.

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Come on, guys,

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We'll just have to find

other stuff to do.

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Heh, "what's a VHS?"

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♪ Why can't I be like

all the other kids? ♪

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♪ They all have

three-bedroom homes ♪

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♪ Broken trucks

on their lawns ♪

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♪ And cut-up

hot dogs for lunch ♪

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♪ It's not my fault

my parents succeed so much ♪

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♪ There's no one in town

I can relate to ♪

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♪ I play with autographed

baseball bats ♪

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♪ While everyone else just plays

with sticks and pine cones ♪

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♪ Has a boy ever

felt so alone? ♪

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♪ Well who needs

them anyway? ♪

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♪ I won't pretend

I'm something I'm not ♪

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♪ If I can't be poor ♪

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♪ I've got to deal

with what I've got ♪

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♪ If I can't be like them ♪

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♪ What I need is more

rich kids around ♪

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♪ So I'm not

the only one ♪

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♪ And then I won't

be so down ♪

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♪ Please God

send more rich kids ♪

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♪ To my town ♪

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Ooh, look at this, honey.

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A beautiful unspoiled

town in the rockies.

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This is just what we've

been looking for.

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like Aspen was

30 years ago.

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Sounds nice.

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We could buy hundreds of acres

of land for next to nothing.

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And then I could finally

live like a cowboy.

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Oh, Will, the country would

be such a nicer place

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to raise our kids.

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Oh, kids!

- Yes, daddy.

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How would you like to move

to the Colorado Rockies?

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The mountains,

daddy?

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Can we have horses?

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Oh, can we,

can we, daddy?

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You bet!

- Hooray!

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Well, here it is,

our home to be.

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Oh, Will,

it's beautiful.

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Hi, welcome

to the neighborhood.

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Well, thank you,

young man.

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We're the Smiths.

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Ah, a local boy.

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You shall be

our new playmate.

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I'm Frederick.

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This is my sister Lisa

and my brother Daniel.

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I'm Token.

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Our daddy is

a very famous actor.

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What does your

daddy do?

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Ah, he's a lawyer,

I think.

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How quaint.

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Kids, why don't you go

play with little Token

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while your mother and I

check out the town?

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Very well.

Come, local boy.

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Show us how to play

your mountain games.

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Alright!

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Thanks, God.

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And this is the room

where my mom and dad

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keep their original

Van Gogh painting.

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Yes, yes, we have

one of those too.

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In fact, we have seven

of them, I believe.

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You do?

God, that's great!

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Why?

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I'm just so happy

you guys moved into town.

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You see, I used to be

the only rich kid.

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All the other families here are

kind of low-to-middle income.

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Why? What happened

to all their money?

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Well, they never really

had any money.

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Then why don't their

daddies just act in a movie?

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Well, I think that they--

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Sometimes children must be

very firm with their daddies.

- Indeed.

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like when Daddy doesn't

want to act in a movie

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because he thinks

the script is bad.

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So we must

plead with him:

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"please, Daddy, please.

It's $20 million, Daddy."

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"Please, Daddy,

please."

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"20 million is still

12 million after taxes, Daddy."

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"I want a llama, Daddy.

Please, Daddy!"

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"Daddy, please!"

- "Daddy!"

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And so Daddy

does the picture.

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That's... great.

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$20 million great.

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♪ I found a girl

who had an innie ♪

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♪ And I felt it

with my jimmy ♪

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♪ Playa haters

try to dis me ♪

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♪ 'Cause my rhymes

are just too... ♪

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Sorry, Snoop Dogg,

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but Will Smith is

on line 3 for you.

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Oh.

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William, how are you,

buddy?

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Great, Snoop Dogg,

and you?

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Couldn't be better.

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I'm just laying down some

vocals for my new album.

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Great, Snoo-Snoo.

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Listen, remember how we

always talked about

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wanting to buy property

up in the mountains

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so our kids could

ski and ride horses?

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Oh, yes, the kids bug me

about it all the time.

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Well, I found the place,

Snooty Roo.

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It's in the Rockies

but totally undiscovered,

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laid-back and beautiful.

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Oh, it sounds lovely!

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You really should

come give it a look.

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Jada and I would love for some

friends to move here with us.

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I certainly will, William.

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And perhaps I'll give ol'

Magic and Kobe Bryant a call.

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They've been looking for

vacation properties, as well.

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Great!

Well, listen,

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let me let you

get back to your recording.

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I'll see you soon, bye.

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Bye.

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Alright, let's take it

from the top, gang.

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♪ Shout "hell yeah"

from my vehicle ♪

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♪ Livin' is a miracle ♪

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Look, there's more of them

moving into our town.

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Y'know, Oprah Winfrey is

building a house up on Cannon,

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and some Snoop Doggy Doodoo

built a gigantic place on Main.

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Yep, there goes

the neighborhood.

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That's the fifth family

of them that's moved here.

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Seems like

all of a sudden,

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South Park is being

overrun by those types.

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Hey, what are you

saying?

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What types?

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You know, those types--

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rich people.

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Oh.

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I don't take kindly

to rich folk!

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Neither does Ned.

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Nope.

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I remember

back in the day,

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rich folk weren't

allowed in South Park.

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Now they're moving here

in droves!

00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,176

They're gonna be sending

their kids to our schools

00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,054

and mixing them with

our pure, non-rich kids.

00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,723

Oh, yeah,

and it won't be long

00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,975

before they drive all of us

poor, underachieving people

00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,145

out of town with inflated

real estate costs.

00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,397

Damn, I hate them

stupid richers.

00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,275

Yeah, hey, rich guy!

Hey, richie rich!

00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,152

Yeah, I'm talking

to you, richer.

00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,862

What's in the huge box,

richer,

00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,196

your checkbook?

00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,992

Yeah, how many

rich people does it take

00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,285

to screw in a lightbulb?

00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,578

None!

00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,997

They can hire people

to do it for them!

00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,707

Yeah, hey, hey--

00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,127

You guys know why richers

have such big garages?

00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,962

'Cause they need a place

for all their Porsches

00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,590

and boats

and aircraft carriers.

00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,218

Yeah, that's right,

cash-chucker.

00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,721

Go have fun with

your $2 million house.

00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,353

I guess we showed them.

00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,937

a little to the left.

00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,356

That's great.

00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,816

And let's put another

pool over there.

00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,443

Uh-huh, good.

00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,070

Token, these are Oprah's

newly adopted children,

00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,112

Dominique and Zizi.

00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,197

Hello!

- Hi.

00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,573

Cheerio.

00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,158

Ah, and these are

Puff Daddy's kids:

00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,534

P. Diddy-Mini,

P. Poofy Bite-Size

00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,286

and Puffa Diddy Diddy

Puff Fun-Size.

00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,372

Wow, my plan to get rich

people here sure did work.

00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,165

Hey, I got a great idea!

00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,708

Let's all pack some lunches

and go sledding.

00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,959

Oh no, we're

going shopping.

00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,419

- shopping!

- Yes, come, Token.

00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,962

We're all going

to head down to the mall

00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:11,880

and buy

some of the stores.

00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,507

Oh. Alright then.

00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,685

Excuse me, can we get

a couple of beers over here?

00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,647

They've got nice, expensive

beers for you across the street

00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,440

at the new Wolfgang Puck's.

00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,693

That's all right. We just want

some nice, cheap beer tonight.

00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:36,113

Maybe you didn't see

the sign out front.

00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,699

This bar is for people

living below their means only.

00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:39,908

Yeah!

00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,118

This is a free country.

00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,327

I can have a drink

wherever I want.

00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,995

Come on, Kobe,

let's just go.

00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,415

This ain't over,

this ain't over by a long shot.

00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,500

Oh, those richers

are getting snooty.

00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,710

We've got to

show these richers

00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,961

that they aren't

welcome here.

00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,838

What do you mean?

00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,257

How about tonight we sneak up

to one of their houses,

00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,925

and right on their lawn,

00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,886

we'll set fire to

a big lowercase "t".

00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,096

Lower case "t"?

00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,764

Yeah, for

"time to leave".

00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:03,765

Yeah!

00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,267

Jimbo, you take

some folk

00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,227

and build a big wooden

lowercase "t".

00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,396

I'll take the rest and get

some gas and torches ready.

00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,355

alright!

00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,579

"t"?

00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,622

T-time to leave?

00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,084

"t" is for time to leave,

cash-chucker!

00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,669

I'm calling the police.

00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,337

I think

we scared him.

00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,590

Yeah, next house

we'll do a capital "T",

00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,508

to show them we really

mean business!

00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,509

yeah!

00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,512

Now, Token,

polo is very simple.

00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,847

You simply must hit

the williets into somesilion

00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,098

with your fragamenth.

00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,558

Well, yeah, but can't

we just play

00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,809

without wearing

these uncomfortable uniforms?

00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,562

Can't we play

without the uniforms?

00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,731

Yes, and let's eat caviar

without blinis as well.

00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,108

Now come, Token,

and remember,

00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,651

it doesn't matter

who wins.

00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,028

It matters who wins

three times in a row.

00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,154

Tallyho!

00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,113

Tallyho!

00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,323

Hooray!

00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,741

Frederick,

it's wonderful!

00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,453

What in the hell

are they doing?

00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,788

- Is that fun?

- I don't know.

00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,247

We don't have horses,

so we can't play.

00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,290

Well, let's just play

our game then.

00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,750

Alright.

- Alright, I'll start.

00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,959

I'll kick you

in the nuts, Kenny!

00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,339

I'll kick you

in the nuts, Stan!

00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,673

I'll kick you

in the nuts, Cartman.

00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,883

Ow!

00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,474

You see, you must

pay attention, Token.

00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,809

I was able to jollyrow

your davishmere

00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,060

with a forecastle.

00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,812

This game is

too confusing.

00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:32,979

How about we have

a snowball fight?

00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,190

A snowball fight?

00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,775

How barbaric.

00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,110

Yes, Token, if you want

to play such savage games,

00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,946

I suggest you go

live with lions.

00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,450

I don't fit in

anywhere.

00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,080

Oh boy, we're going

to the zoo.

00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,331

We can eat

Jell-o pudding.

00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,707

All right, this is

gonna be fun, kids.

00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,209

We're going to the zoo.

00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,794

We can eat the Jell-o pudding

and chocolate cake.

00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,629

Hey, what are you doing?

00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,381

If you're gonna ride

the bus in South Park,

00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,007

you're gonna have to

sit in the front!

00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,592

Yeah!

00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,928

Yeah, that's where

the first-class seating is.

00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,434

Yeah, how do you

like that, richer?

00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,727

It's very nice,

actually.

00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:13,770

Yeah, I'll bet it is.

00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,813

Very, very comfy.

00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,565

Uh-huh, looks like it.

00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,900

Hello, my name is Token.

00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,152

I don't fit in with all the kids

at South Park Elementary,

00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,196

so I invited a bunch of

rich kids to move to town.

00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,699

The problem is, I don't

fit in with them either.

00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,492

That's why I've come

to live with you.

00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,413

So if you'll have me and

raise me as one of your own,

00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,499

I promise to be

the best lion I can be!

00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,460

Ahh, yeah.

00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,297

♪ Shovel that snow, baby ♪

00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,299

♪ It's all nice

heavy and wet ♪

00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,425

♪ Just... ♪

00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,011

♪ We shall persevere ♪

00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,889

♪ We shall

persevere ♪

00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,390

You there,

come march with us.

00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,808

For what?

00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,767

All the poor people

in town

00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:53,894

think they can persecute

00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,937

and harass us

decent rich folk.

00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,106

So we're uniting and marching

on the town square.

00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,858

The Million

Millionaire March!

00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,484

- Yeah!

- Come on, brother.

00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,236

But...I'm not rich.

00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,571

What?

00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,156

I'm just a school

cafeteria chef.

00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,408

I don't make much money.

00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,784

We'll give you $100.

00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,578

Ooh, fudge the snow now.

00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,331

♪ I shall persevere ♪

00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,167

♪ We shall persevere ♪

00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,713

Arrr!

00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,214

Look at the little

black lion, Mommy.

00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,216

He's cute, isn't he?

00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,350

Roar!

00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,063

What are you

doing here, boy?

00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,816

You, you talk.

I understood you.

00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,360

I must be

becoming a lion.

00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,070

You're not

becoming a lion.

00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,281

The only way you can do that

is to see Aslan.

00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,533

Who's Aslan?

00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,786

Very well,

walk this way.

00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:04,589

Is this the boy who's been

living in our realm?

00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,590

Yes.

00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,175

Are you Aslan?

00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,510

I am.

00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,011

Well, I'm Token.

00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,932

So you want to live

with the lions, do you?

00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,185

Yes, umm, great Aslan.

00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,895

I don't fit in

anywhere else.

00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,773

And what makes you think

you'd fit in with us?

00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,024

Well, I don't know.

00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,567

Do you like jokes?

00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,694

What?

00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,572

Jokes--you know,

funny, ha-ha!

00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,575

Us lions love jokes.

00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,786

I like jokes a lot.

00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,539

Hmm, then there may be

hope in you yet,

00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,000

Young apprentice lion.

00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,044

Very well, we will

let you stay

00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,298

if you can pull this

thorn from my paw.

00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,845

Go on, try it.

Pull my thorn.

00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,931

Come on,

pull my thorn!

00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,273

So can I stay?

00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,858

You may.

00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,695

But being a lion may be

harder than you think.

00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,406

A million millionaires

are gathering their ranks

00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,533

and will be marching on

the town square tonight

00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,243

in South Park

to petition the end

00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,787

of separate bars, bus seating,

and restaurants.

00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,706

It looks like it will be

a great turnout,

00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,332

as some of the

millionaires also paid

00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,377

several thousand Mexicans

to march for them.

00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,880

if they get that petition

passed, it's all over.

00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,965

I guess we learned

our lesson.

00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,217

You can't fight rich folk.

They're just too powerful.

00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,428

Now, come on,

is that any way to talk?

00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,846

They won, Garrison,

00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,347

they can't be

scared out of town.

00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,267

No, we just haven't

scared them the right way.

00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,685

Think about it.

00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,521

What scares rich people

more than anything?

00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,564

Ghosts?

00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,316

Bingo.

00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,276

Rich people won't want

to live in South Park

00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,861

if they think

it's haunted.

00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:50,945

Yeah!

00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,697

Everyone get some

sheets from home.

00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,074

If we can't chase

the richers out,

00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,283

We'll spook 'em out!

00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,242

Yeah!

- Let's go!

00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,553

Aslan.

00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,848

Yes, what is it,

young lion apprentice?

00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,850

I think I'm gonna

go home now.

00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,186

Home?

00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,564

But I thought your friends

made fun of you at home.

00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,484

They do, but I guess

I learned something today.

00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,070

You see, even though kids

at South Park make fun of me,

00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,488

I still like

hanging around them

00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,490

more than snobby rich kids

or lions.

00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,283

Even though I may be

different from them,

00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,077

I still like

my old friends best.

00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,246

It sounds like

you've learned much,

00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,248

young lion apprentice.

00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,707

Very well.

00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,835

But before you go,

00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,797

perhaps you would like

a stick of gum?

00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,756

No, thanks.

00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,801

Go on; it's spearmint.

00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511

No, because there's

a spring in there,

00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,471

and if I pull the gum out,

it's gonna hurt my finger.

00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,266

Ohh, so you don't

want any gum then?

00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,268

Are you sure?

00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,729

Go on, try it!

00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,772

Ow.

00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,777

Oh, that is

good stuff!

00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,867

Jesus, lions suck.

00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,743

And so it is

with great determination

00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,538

that us decent rich Americans

have gathered to say

00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,748

we will be

separated no more.

00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,167

Hooray!

00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,085

This certainly has been

an enlightening evening.

00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,920

And as mayor,

I accept your petition

00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,006

and will abolish

all separation laws.

00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,549

Yeah!

00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,676

And I want to assure

the nation that is watching

00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,721

that South Park is not a town

of prejudice or bigotry.

00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,055

Woo...

00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,807

Boo!

00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,767

Boo!

00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,312

Woo...

00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,188

What the...

00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,230

Oh God, no.

00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,231

Boo!

00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,608

Haa!

00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,151

Karl, do you see

what I see?

00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,360

Yes, Martin.

00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,154

I do believe this town

is "hainted."

00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,947

Boo!

00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,074

Kids, go find

the limo and get in!

00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,576

You didn't tell me

this town was hainted.

00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,994

I didn't know!

00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,955

I! Didn't! Know!

00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,001

It's working.

00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,336

They're scared

to death.

00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,879

Pack up

your things quickly.

00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:13,880

We got to

get out of here.

00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,174

Boo!

00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,343

Oh, hey, there's Token.

00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,802

Hey, guys.

00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,054

Dude, we're gonna play

football; you wanna play?

00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,389

You mean...

You want me around?

00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,265

Sure, dude,

you're our friend.

00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,683

Yeah, I know.

00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,352

But you guys always

rip on me for being rich.

00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,937

Dude, just because we rip

on you for being rich

00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:29,979

doesn't mean

we don't like you.

00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,564

Yeah, we're guys, dude.

00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,024

We find something about

all our friends to rip on.

00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,359

We make fun of you

for being rich

00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,568

Just like we make fun of

Butters for being wimpy.

00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,945

They sure do.

00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,529

Yeah, like we rip on

Kyle for being a Jew.

00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,739

Right.

- That's right, huh?

00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,282

And Stan for being

in love with Wendy.

00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,408

Yeah, I get it

for that.

00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,368

And Cartman

for being fat.

00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,911

And Cartman

for being stupid.

00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,246

And Cartman for having

a whore for a mom.

00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,872

Hey.

00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:48,706

And Cartman for being

a sadistic asshole.

00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:49,666

Hey, you did me

already!

00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,376

You're right, guys.

00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,461

From now on, I'm fine with being

made fun of for being rich.

00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,088

Oh, but we're not gonna rip on

you for being rich anymore.

00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,756

You're not?

00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,258

No, dude, because since

you got your feelings so hurt

00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,759

for being ripped on,

now we think you're a pussy.

00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,636

Yeah, so now you're

a pussy--pussaholic.

00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,471

Come on, Token, we're

gonna play football, you puss.

00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,597

Pussy!

- Yeah, what a puss.

00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,683

Yeah, that guy's a pussy.

00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,852

Wait, I like being ripped on

for being rich better!

00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,854

That was it.

00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,023

We just saw the last of 'em

speeding away in a van.

00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,858

Alright!

00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,361

They were so scared, I'm sure

they'll never be back.

00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,946

That's great!

00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,240

Now we can sell all their homes

and become millionaires!

00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,700

What?

00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,910

But then you had us do

all that for nothing.

00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,161

Don't you see?

00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,705

If you get rich

selling these homes,

00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,249

Then there will still be

rich people in South Park.

00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,376

Yeah, you'd become

what you hate.

00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,671

Well yeah, but at least I got

rid of all those damn ni--

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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ I'm going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave

my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headin' on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see

if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ [muffled] ♪

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♪ Come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet

some friends of mine ♪

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[school bell rings]

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And so

just like in nature,

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I can add the mixture

into the volcano and--

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Oh, Pele, god of fire,

show us your--

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[volcano burps]

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Oh, it's all g-gooey.

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Okay, good job, Butters.

You get a check.

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Thank you,

Miss Choksondik.

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I got a check.

That's like a "C".

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Okay, whose project

should we look at next?

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How about...Eric?

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Eric Cartman.

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Stand by, please.

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Now, Eric!

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Oh, God damn it!

- Ha, ha!

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Shut, you!

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Yes, well...

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For my project, I made a pencil

taped to a pen.

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In this way we see the duality

of writing devices

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that occurs in nature.

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You just put that thing

together just now.

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I'm giving you

a check minus.

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Ah! God damn it,

I hate check minus!

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Sit down.

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I'll make you

eat your parents.

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What did you say?

- Nothing.

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Alright, Token,

you're next.

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Using my laptop,

I hooked into the internet

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and found a meteorology

website.

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I downloaded the data,

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and with my dad's

video projector,

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I can show you the graph I made

of predictable weather patterns

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over the next three months.

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Ohh...

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I also printed out the results

on my color printer.

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Here you are,

Miss Choksondik.

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Very, very good, Token.

You get a check plus.

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Alright!

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Oh, that is such

bullcrap!

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Oh, Eric,

for the love of God.

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No, no, see, this is

the fundamental flaw

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with the check, check plus,

check minus system.

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The only reason Token

was able to do all that

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is because

his family is rich.

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My family isn't rich.

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Oh, come on, token,

your new house is

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four times the size

of anyone else's in town.

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And who else gets crab cakes

and lobster tail

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in their lunch boxes?

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Your family is rich, dude.

- But I...

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Let's just see where token's

clothes come from, shall we?

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Ooh, Armani Exchange.

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Armani Exchange?

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All the rest of us have to

buy our clothes at J-mart.

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Have you ever even been

inside a J-mart, Token?

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I didn't think so.

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Yeah, dude,

your family's so rich,

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they have their own

pool table.

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Yeah, and their own

sprinkler system.

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You don't think

you're rich?

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Hello, Token, how was

school today?

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Mom, Dad, why do we have

a bigger house

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than everybody else

in South Park?

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Well, because we have

more money, son.

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I know, but why?

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Well, because we went

to graduate school

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and therefore have

more lucrative jobs

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than most people in town.

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For instance,

your mother is a chemist

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for a pharmaceutical company,

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whereas your friend

Eric Cartman's mother

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is a crack whore.

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One pays

more than the other.

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Why, sweetie?

What's the matter?

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All the kids

at school today

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made fun of me

because I'm rich.

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Oh.

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I don't want to be rich

anymore.

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I want to eat macaroni

and cheese for dinner

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and wear clothes from J-mart.

- J-mart?

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Son, you don't know

what you're saying.

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I just want to be like all

the other kids in South Park.

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Please, Mom and Dad,

please!

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You...Sure you want

to do this, son?

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I'm sure.

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Hmm...

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Where's the valet?

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He must be parking

someone else's car.

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Ah, here we go.

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Take good care

of it, please.

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Here's $20.

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Ho!

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They've activated some kind

of alien blinding device.

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That's not

a blinding device, Dad,

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It's fluorescent

lighting.

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Oh.

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Excuse me,

where would we find

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young men's

fashion apparel?

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Aisle 6,

next to the pretzels.

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Next to the...

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Come on!

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Hey, look, these pants are

only 5 bucks apiece.

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They must really suck.

What do you think?

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What--what brand

are they?

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it doesn't matter, Mom.

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They're poor people pants.

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Hey, uh, Sharon,

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Isn't that

the Williamses?

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Huh?

Oh, yeah, it is.

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What are they doing here?

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They can afford to shop

at Cherry Creek.

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You see that, Sheila?

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The Williamses

are shopping here.

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I don't get it.

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He must pull in

at least 200,000 a year.

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Son, can you just

hurry it up?

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I don't think

we quite fit in here.

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Ooh, looks like you landed

on Park Avenue, Stan.

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You owe me $10 million.

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Hey, guys.

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Oh, hey, dude, did you

bring the movie?

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I sure did.

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Hey, you changed

your clothes, Token.

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Yeah well, y'know, I did

a little shopping at J-mart.

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Alright, well, let's just

watch The Lion King.

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Cartman's cheating

anyways.

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Here you go.

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What's that?

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It's a DVD

of the Lion King.

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DVD? We don't own

a DVD player.

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Yeah, dude, nobody does.

They're too expensive.

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Not too expensive for Token's

rich-ass family, apparently.

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[laughter]

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Don't you have

a VHS of it?

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I only have this.

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Oh, well, let me take this

disk up to the Enterprise

00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,171

and see if Captain Kirk

can decrypt it.

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What's a VHS?

00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,258

Oh, Jesus, dude.

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Come on, guys,

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We'll just have to find

other stuff to do.

00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,178

Heh, "what's a VHS?"

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[laughter]

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♪ Why can't I be like

all the other kids? ♪

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♪ They all have

three-bedroom homes ♪

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♪ Broken trucks

on their lawns ♪

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♪ And cut-up

hot dogs for lunch ♪

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♪ It's not my fault

my parents succeed so much ♪

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♪ There's no one in town

I can relate to ♪

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♪ I play with autographed

baseball bats ♪

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♪ While everyone else just plays

with sticks and pine cones ♪

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♪ Has a boy ever

felt so alone? ♪

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♪ Well who needs

them anyway? ♪

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♪ I won't pretend

I'm something I'm not ♪

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♪ If I can't be poor ♪

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♪ I've got to deal

with what I've got ♪

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♪ If I can't be like them ♪

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♪ What I need is more

rich kids around ♪

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♪ So I'm not

the only one ♪

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♪ And then I won't

be so down ♪

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♪ Please God

send more rich kids ♪

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♪ To my town ♪

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Ooh, look at this, honey.

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A beautiful unspoiled

town in the rockies.

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This is just what we've

been looking for.

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like Aspen was

30 years ago.

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Sounds nice.

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We could buy hundreds of acres

of land for next to nothing.

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And then I could finally

live like a cowboy.

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Oh, Will, the country would

be such a nicer place

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to raise our kids.

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Oh, kids!

- Yes, daddy.

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How would you like to move

to the Colorado Rockies?

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The mountains,

daddy?

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Can we have horses?

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Oh, can we,

can we, daddy?

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You bet!

- Hooray!

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Well, here it is,

our home to be.

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Oh, Will,

it's beautiful.

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Hi, welcome

to the neighborhood.

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Well, thank you,

young man.

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We're the Smiths.

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Ah, a local boy.

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You shall be

our new playmate.

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I'm Frederick.

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This is my sister Lisa

and my brother Daniel.

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I'm Token.

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Our daddy is

a very famous actor.

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What does your

daddy do?

00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,444

Ah, he's a lawyer,

I think.

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How quaint.

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Kids, why don't you go

play with little Token

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while your mother and I

check out the town?

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Very well.

Come, local boy.

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Show us how to play

your mountain games.

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Alright!

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Thanks, God.

00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,128

And this is the room

where my mom and dad

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keep their original

Van Gogh painting.

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Yes, yes, we have

one of those too.

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In fact, we have seven

of them, I believe.

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You do?

God, that's great!

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Why?

00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:49,595

I'm just so happy

you guys moved into town.

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You see, I used to be

the only rich kid.

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All the other families here are

kind of low-to-middle income.

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Why? What happened

to all their money?

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Well, they never really

had any money.

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Then why don't their

daddies just act in a movie?

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Well, I think that they--

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Sometimes children must be

very firm with their daddies.

- Indeed.

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like when Daddy doesn't

want to act in a movie

00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,359

because he thinks

the script is bad.

00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:05,819

So we must

plead with him:

00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,196

"please, Daddy, please.

It's $20 million, Daddy."

00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,822

"Please, Daddy,

please."

00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,491

"20 million is still

12 million after taxes, Daddy."

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"I want a llama, Daddy.

Please, Daddy!"

00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,077

"Daddy, please!"

- "Daddy!"

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And so Daddy

does the picture.

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That's... great.

00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,916

$20 million great.

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♪♪

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♪ I found a girl

who had an innie ♪

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♪ And I felt it

with my jimmy ♪

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♪ Playa haters

try to dis me ♪

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♪ 'Cause my rhymes

are just too... ♪

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Sorry, Snoop Dogg,

00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,967

but Will Smith is

on line 3 for you.

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Oh.

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William, how are you,

buddy?

00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,263

Great, Snoop Dogg,

and you?

00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,723

Couldn't be better.

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I'm just laying down some

vocals for my new album.

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Great, Snoo-Snoo.

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Listen, remember how we

always talked about

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wanting to buy property

up in the mountains

00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,856

so our kids could

ski and ride horses?

00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,900

Oh, yes, the kids bug me

about it all the time.

00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,443

Well, I found the place,

Snooty Roo.

00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,070

It's in the Rockies

but totally undiscovered,

00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,613

laid-back and beautiful.

00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,240

Oh, it sounds lovely!

00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,033

You really should

come give it a look.

00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,993

Jada and I would love for some

friends to move here with us.

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I certainly will, William.

00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,580

And perhaps I'll give ol'

Magic and Kobe Bryant a call.

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They've been looking for

vacation properties, as well.

00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,542

Great!

Well, listen,

00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,543

let me let you

get back to your recording.

00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:03,627

I'll see you soon, bye.

00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,462

Bye.

00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,757

Alright, let's take it

from the top, gang.

00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,884

♪ Shout "hell yeah"

from my vehicle ♪

00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:11,802

♪ Livin' is a miracle ♪

00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,933

Look, there's more of them

moving into our town.

00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,811

Y'know, Oprah Winfrey is

building a house up on Cannon,

00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:24,648

and some Snoop Doggy Doodoo

built a gigantic place on Main.

00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,650

Yep, there goes

the neighborhood.

00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,902

That's the fifth family

of them that's moved here.

00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,445

Seems like

all of a sudden,

00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,948

South Park is being

overrun by those types.

00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,032

Hey, what are you

saying?

00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,325

What types?

00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,119

You know, those types--

00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,620

rich people.

00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,414

Oh.

00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,666

I don't take kindly

to rich folk!

00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,709

Neither does Ned.

00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:44,793

Nope.

00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,044

I remember

back in the day,

00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,505

rich folk weren't

allowed in South Park.

00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,424

Now they're moving here

in droves!

00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,176

They're gonna be sending

their kids to our schools

00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,054

and mixing them with

our pure, non-rich kids.

00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,723

Oh, yeah,

and it won't be long

00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,975

before they drive all of us

poor, underachieving people

00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,145

out of town with inflated

real estate costs.

00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,397

Damn, I hate them

stupid richers.

00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,275

Yeah, hey, rich guy!

Hey, richie rich!

00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,152

Yeah, I'm talking

to you, richer.

00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,862

What's in the huge box,

richer,

00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,196

your checkbook?

00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,449

[laughter]

00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,992

Yeah, how many

rich people does it take

00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,285

to screw in a lightbulb?

00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,578

None!

00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,997

They can hire people

to do it for them!

00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,707

Yeah, hey, hey--

00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,127

You guys know why richers

have such big garages?

00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,962

'Cause they need a place

for all their Porsches

00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,590

and boats

and aircraft carriers.

00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,342

[laughter]

00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,218

Yeah, that's right,

cash-chucker.

00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,721

Go have fun with

your $2 million house.

00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,056

[laughing alone]

00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,353

I guess we showed them.

00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,937

a little to the left.

00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,356

That's great.

00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,816

And let's put another

pool over there.

00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,443

Uh-huh, good.

00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,070

Token, these are Oprah's

newly adopted children,

00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,112

Dominique and Zizi.

00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,197

Hello!

- Hi.

00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,573

Cheerio.

00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,158

Ah, and these are

Puff Daddy's kids:

00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,534

P. Diddy-Mini,

P. Poofy Bite-Size

00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,286

and Puffa Diddy Diddy

Puff Fun-Size.

00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,372

Wow, my plan to get rich

people here sure did work.

00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,165

Hey, I got a great idea!

00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,708

Let's all pack some lunches

and go sledding.

00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,959

Oh no, we're

going shopping.

00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,419

All: shopping!

- Yes, come, Token.

00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,962

We're all going

to head down to the mall

00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:11,880

and buy

some of the stores.

00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,507

Oh. Alright then.

00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,685

Excuse me, can we get

a couple of beers over here?

00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,478

[record scratches]

00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,647

They've got nice, expensive

beers for you across the street

00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,440

at the new Wolfgang Puck's.

00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,693

That's all right. We just want

some nice, cheap beer tonight.

00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:36,113

Maybe you didn't see

the sign out front.

00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,699

This bar is for people

living below their means only.

00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:39,908

All: Yeah!

00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,118

This is a free country.

00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,327

I can have a drink

wherever I want.

00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,995

Come on, Kobe,

let's just go.

00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,415

This ain't over,

this ain't over by a long shot.

00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,500

Oh, those richers

are getting snooty.

00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,710

We've got to

show these richers

00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,961

that they aren't

welcome here.

00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,838

What do you mean?

00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,257

How about tonight we sneak up

to one of their houses,

00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,925

and right on their lawn,

00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,886

we'll set fire to

a big lowercase "t".

00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,096

Lower case "t"?

00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,764

Yeah, for

"time to leave".

00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:03,765

All: Yeah!

00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,267

Jimbo, you take

some folk

00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,227

and build a big wooden

lowercase "t".

00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,396

I'll take the rest and get

some gas and torches ready.

00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,355

All: alright!

00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,579

"t"?

00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,622

T-time to leave?

00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,084

"t" is for time to leave,

cash-chucker!

00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,669

I'm calling the police.

00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,337

I think

we scared him.

00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,590

Yeah, next house

we'll do a capital "T",

00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,508

to show them we really

mean business!

00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,509

All: yeah!

00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,512

Now, Token,

polo is very simple.

00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,847

You simply must hit

the williets into somesilion

00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,098

with your fragamenth.

00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,558

Well, yeah, but can't

we just play

00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,809

without wearing

these uncomfortable uniforms?

00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,144

[laughter]

00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,562

Can't we play

without the uniforms?

00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,731

Yes, and let's eat caviar

without blinis as well.

00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,107

[laughter]

00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,108

Now come, Token,

and remember,

00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,651

it doesn't matter

who wins.

00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,028

It matters who wins

three times in a row.

00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,154

Tallyho!

00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,113

All: Tallyho!

00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,323

Hooray!

00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,741

Frederick,

it's wonderful!

00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,453

What in the hell

are they doing?

00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,788

- Is that fun?

- I don't know.

00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,247

We don't have horses,

so we can't play.

00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,290

Well, let's just play

our game then.

00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,750

Alright.

- Alright, I'll start.

00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,959

I'll kick you

in the nuts, Kenny!

00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,377

[laughter]

00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,339

I'll kick you

in the nuts, Stan!

00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,673

I'll kick you

in the nuts, Cartman.

00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,883

Ow!

00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,344

[laughter]

00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,474

You see, you must

pay attention, Token.

00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,809

I was able to jollyrow

your davishmere

00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,060

with a forecastle.

00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,812

This game is

too confusing.

00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:32,979

How about we have

a snowball fight?

00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,190

A snowball fight?

00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,775

How barbaric.

00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,110

Yes, Token, if you want

to play such savage games,

00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,946

I suggest you go

live with lions.

00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,949

[laughter]

00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,450

I don't fit in

anywhere.

00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,080

Oh boy, we're going

to the zoo.

00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,331

We can eat

Jell-o pudding.

00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,707

All right, this is

gonna be fun, kids.

00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,209

We're going to the zoo.

00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,794

We can eat the Jell-o pudding

and chocolate cake.

00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,629

Hey, what are you doing?

00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,381

If you're gonna ride

the bus in South Park,

00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,007

you're gonna have to

sit in the front!

00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,592

All: Yeah!

00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,928

Yeah, that's where

the first-class seating is.

00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,434

Yeah, how do you

like that, richer?

00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,727

It's very nice,

actually.

00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:13,770

Yeah, I'll bet it is.

00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,813

Very, very comfy.

00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,565

Uh-huh, looks like it.

00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,900

Hello, my name is Token.

00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,152

I don't fit in with all the kids

at South Park Elementary,

00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,196

so I invited a bunch of

rich kids to move to town.

00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,699

The problem is, I don't

fit in with them either.

00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,492

That's why I've come

to live with you.

00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,413

So if you'll have me and

raise me as one of your own,

00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,499

I promise to be

the best lion I can be!

00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,251

[growls]

00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,460

Ahh, yeah.

00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,297

♪ Shovel that snow, baby ♪

00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,299

♪ It's all nice

heavy and wet ♪

00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,425

♪ Just... ♪

00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,011

♪ We shall persevere ♪

00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,889

♪ We shall

persevere ♪

00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,390

You there,

come march with us.

00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,808

For what?

00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,767

All the poor people

in town

00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:53,894

think they can persecute

00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,937

and harass us

decent rich folk.

00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,106

So we're uniting and marching

on the town square.

00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,858

The Million

Millionaire March!

00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,484

All: Yeah!

- Come on, brother.

00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,236

But...I'm not rich.

00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,571

What?

00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,156

I'm just a school

cafeteria chef.

00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,408

I don't make much money.

00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,784

We'll give you $100.

00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,578

Ooh, fudge the snow now.

00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,331

♪ I shall persevere ♪

00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,167

All: ♪ We shall persevere ♪

00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,713

Arrr!

00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,214

Look at the little

black lion, Mommy.

00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,216

He's cute, isn't he?

00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,350

Roar!

00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,063

What are you

doing here, boy?

00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,816

You, you talk.

I understood you.

00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,360

I must be

becoming a lion.

00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,070

You're not

becoming a lion.

00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,281

The only way you can do that

is to see Aslan.

00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,533

Who's Aslan?

00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,786

Very well,

walk this way.

00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:04,589

Is this the boy who's been

living in our realm?

00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,590

Yes.

00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,175

Are you Aslan?

00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,510

I am.

00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,011

Well, I'm Token.

00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,932

So you want to live

with the lions, do you?

00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,185

Yes, umm, great Aslan.

00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,895

I don't fit in

anywhere else.

00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,773

And what makes you think

you'd fit in with us?

00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,024

Well, I don't know.

00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,567

Do you like jokes?

00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,694

What?

00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,572

Jokes--you know,

funny, ha-ha!

00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,575

Us lions love jokes.

00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,786

I like jokes a lot.

00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,539

Hmm, then there may be

hope in you yet,

00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,000

Young apprentice lion.

00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,044

Very well, we will

let you stay

00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,298

if you can pull this

thorn from my paw.

00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,845

Go on, try it.

Pull my thorn.

00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,931

Come on,

pull my thorn!

00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:55,974

[farts]

00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:56,975

[snickering]

00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,644

[laughing]

00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,273

So can I stay?

00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,858

You may.

00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,695

But being a lion may be

harder than you think.

00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,406

A million millionaires

are gathering their ranks

00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,533

and will be marching on

the town square tonight

00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,243

in South Park

to petition the end

00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,787

of separate bars, bus seating,

and restaurants.

00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,706

It looks like it will be

a great turnout,

00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,332

as some of the

millionaires also paid

00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,377

several thousand Mexicans

to march for them.

00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,880

if they get that petition

passed, it's all over.

00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,965

I guess we learned

our lesson.

00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,217

You can't fight rich folk.

They're just too powerful.

00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,428

Now, come on,

is that any way to talk?

00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,846

They won, Garrison,

00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,347

they can't be

scared out of town.

00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,267

No, we just haven't

scared them the right way.

00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,685

Think about it.

00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,521

What scares rich people

more than anything?

00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,564

Ghosts?

00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,316

Bingo.

00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,276

Rich people won't want

to live in South Park

00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,861

if they think

it's haunted.

00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:50,945

All: Yeah!

00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,697

Everyone get some

sheets from home.

00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,074

If we can't chase

the richers out,

00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,283

We'll spook 'em out!

00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,242

Yeah!

- Let's go!

00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,625

[burps]

00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,668

[laughter]

00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,963

[burps]

00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,882

[laughter]

00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,009

[sighs]

00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,553

Aslan.

00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,848

Yes, what is it,

young lion apprentice?

00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,850

I think I'm gonna

go home now.

00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,186

Home?

00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,564

But I thought your friends

made fun of you at home.

00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,484

They do, but I guess

I learned something today.

00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,070

You see, even though kids

at South Park make fun of me,

00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,488

I still like

hanging around them

00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,490

more than snobby rich kids

or lions.

00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,283

Even though I may be

different from them,

00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,077

I still like

my old friends best.

00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,246

It sounds like

you've learned much,

00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,248

young lion apprentice.

00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,707

Very well.

00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,835

But before you go,

00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,797

perhaps you would like

a stick of gum?

00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,756

No, thanks.

00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,801

Go on; it's spearmint.

00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511

No, because there's

a spring in there,

00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,471

and if I pull the gum out,

it's gonna hurt my finger.

00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,266

Ohh, so you don't

want any gum then?

00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,268

Are you sure?

00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,729

Go on, try it!

00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,772

Ow.

00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,316

[laughter]

00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,777

Oh, that is

good stuff!

00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,867

Jesus, lions suck.

00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,743

And so it is

with great determination

00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,538

that us decent rich Americans

have gathered to say

00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,748

we will be

separated no more.

00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,167

All: Hooray!

00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,085

This certainly has been

an enlightening evening.

00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,920

And as mayor,

I accept your petition

00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,006

and will abolish

all separation laws.

00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,549

All: Yeah!

00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,676

And I want to assure

the nation that is watching

00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,721

that South Park is not a town

of prejudice or bigotry.

00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,055

Woo...

00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,807

Boo!

00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,767

Boo!

00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,312

All: Woo...

00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,188

What the...

00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,230

Oh God, no.

00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,231

Boo!

00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,608

Haa!

00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,151

Karl, do you see

what I see?

00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,360

Yes, Martin.

00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,154

I do believe this town

is "hainted."

00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,947

Boo!

00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,074

Kids, go find

the limo and get in!

00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,576

You didn't tell me

this town was hainted.

00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,994

I didn't know!

00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,955

I! Didn't! Know!

00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,001

It's working.

00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,336

They're scared

to death.

00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,879

Pack up

your things quickly.

00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:13,880

We got to

get out of here.

00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,174

Boo!

00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,343

Oh, hey, there's Token.

00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,802

Hey, guys.

00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,054

Dude, we're gonna play

football; you wanna play?

00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,389

You mean...

You want me around?

00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,265

Sure, dude,

you're our friend.

00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,683

Yeah, I know.

00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,352

But you guys always

rip on me for being rich.

00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,937

Dude, just because we rip

on you for being rich

00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:29,979

doesn't mean

we don't like you.

00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,564

Yeah, we're guys, dude.

00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,024

We find something about

all our friends to rip on.

00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,359

We make fun of you

for being rich

00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,568

Just like we make fun of

Butters for being wimpy.

00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,945

They sure do.

00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,529

Yeah, like we rip on

Kyle for being a Jew.

00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,739

Right.

- That's right, huh?

00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,282

And Stan for being

in love with Wendy.

00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,408

Yeah, I get it

for that.

00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,368

And Cartman

for being fat.

00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,911

And Cartman

for being stupid.

00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,246

And Cartman for having

a whore for a mom.

00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,872

Hey.

00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:48,706

And Cartman for being

a sadistic asshole.

00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:49,666

Hey, you did me

already!

00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,376

You're right, guys.

00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,461

From now on, I'm fine with being

made fun of for being rich.

00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,088

Oh, but we're not gonna rip on

you for being rich anymore.

00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,756

You're not?

00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,258

No, dude, because since

you got your feelings so hurt

00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,759

for being ripped on,

now we think you're a pussy.

00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,636

Yeah, so now you're

a pussy--pussaholic.

00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,471

Come on, Token, we're

gonna play football, you puss.

00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,597

Pussy!

- Yeah, what a puss.

00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,683

Yeah, that guy's a pussy.

00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,852

Wait, I like being ripped on

for being rich better!

00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,854

That was it.

00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,023

We just saw the last of 'em

speeding away in a van.

00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,858

All: Alright!

00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,361

They were so scared, I'm sure

they'll never be back.

00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,946

That's great!

00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,240

Now we can sell all their homes

and become millionaires!

00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,700

What?

00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,910

But then you had us do

all that for nothing.

00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,161

Don't you see?

00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,705

If you get rich

selling these homes,

00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,249

Then there will still be

rich people in South Park.

00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,376

Yeah, you'd become

what you hate.

00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,671

Well yeah, but at least I got

rid of all those damn ni--