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Here Comes The Neighborhood
Сезон: 05Серия: 12
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Токена все дразнят, потому что он богатый. Тогда он приглашает богатые семьи в Южный Парк, причём все они оказываются чёрными.
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- 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,344 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:12,096 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,889 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,769 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,479 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,399 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,276 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:33,034 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,163 And so just like in nature,
- 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,457 I can add the mixture into the volcano and--
- 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:42,543 Oh, Pele, god of fire, show us your--
- 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,254 Oh, it's all g-gooey.
- 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,298 Okay, good job, Butters. You get a check.
- 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,175 Thank you, Miss Choksondik.
- 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,634 I got a check. That's like a "C".
- 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,303 Okay, whose project should we look at next?
- 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:54,889 How about...Eric?
- 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,390 Eric Cartman.
- 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,641 Stand by, please.
- 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:58,684 Now, Eric!
- 00:00:58,809 --> 00:00:59,769 Oh, God damn it! - Ha, ha!
- 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,812 Shut, you!
- 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,272 Yes, well...
- 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:07,359 For my project, I made a pencil taped to a pen.
- 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:10,112 In this way we see the duality of writing devices
- 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,572 that occurs in nature.
- 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,116 You just put that thing together just now.
- 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,743 I'm giving you a check minus.
- 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,162 Ah! God damn it, I hate check minus!
- 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,371 Sit down.
- 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:20,706 I'll make you eat your parents.
- 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,374 What did you say? - Nothing.
- 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,542 Alright, Token, you're next.
- 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,546 Using my laptop, I hooked into the internet
- 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,215 and found a meteorology website.
- 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,382 I downloaded the data,
- 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:31,967 and with my dad's video projector,
- 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:34,178 I can show you the graph I made of predictable weather patterns
- 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,054 over the next three months.
- 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,308 Ohh...
- 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,227 I also printed out the results on my color printer.
- 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:42,645 Here you are, Miss Choksondik.
- 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,897 Very, very good, Token. You get a check plus.
- 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,190 Alright!
- 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,817 Oh, that is such bullcrap!
- 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,568 Oh, Eric, for the love of God.
- 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,779 No, no, see, this is the fundamental flaw
- 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,614 with the check, check plus, check minus system.
- 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,282 The only reason Token was able to do all that
- 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,784 is because his family is rich.
- 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,077 My family isn't rich.
- 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,662 Oh, come on, token, your new house is
- 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,539 four times the size of anyone else's in town.
- 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,165 And who else gets crab cakes and lobster tail
- 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,583 in their lunch boxes?
- 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,210 Your family is rich, dude. - But I...
- 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,170 Let's just see where token's clothes come from, shall we?
- 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,005 Ooh, Armani Exchange.
- 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,632 Armani Exchange?
- 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,676 All the rest of us have to buy our clothes at J-mart.
- 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,219 Have you ever even been inside a J-mart, Token?
- 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,595 I didn't think so.
- 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,139 Yeah, dude, your family's so rich,
- 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:19,431 they have their own pool table.
- 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,350 Yeah, and their own sprinkler system.
- 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,435 You don't think you're rich?
- 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,649 Hello, Token, how was school today?
- 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,442 Mom, Dad, why do we have a bigger house
- 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,069 than everybody else in South Park?
- 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,905 Well, because we have more money, son.
- 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,782 I know, but why?
- 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,951 Well, because we went to graduate school
- 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,369 and therefore have more lucrative jobs
- 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,163 than most people in town.
- 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:43,539 For instance, your mother is a chemist
- 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,999 for a pharmaceutical company,
- 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:46,834 whereas your friend Eric Cartman's mother
- 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,002 is a crack whore.
- 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:49,670 One pays more than the other.
- 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,297 Why, sweetie? What's the matter?
- 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,464 All the kids at school today
- 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,716 made fun of me because I'm rich.
- 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,842 Oh.
- 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,260 I don't want to be rich anymore.
- 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,845 I want to eat macaroni and cheese for dinner
- 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,597 and wear clothes from J-mart. - J-mart?
- 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,265 Son, you don't know what you're saying.
- 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,350 I just want to be like all the other kids in South Park.
- 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,685 Please, Mom and Dad, please!
- 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,403 You...Sure you want to do this, son?
- 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,613 I'm sure.
- 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,950 Hmm...
- 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,619 Where's the valet?
- 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:23,495 He must be parking someone else's car.
- 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:24,997 Ah, here we go.
- 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,081 Take good care of it, please.
- 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,125 Here's $20.
- 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,960 Ho!
- 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,588 They've activated some kind of alien blinding device.
- 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,048 That's not a blinding device, Dad,
- 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:34,965 It's fluorescent lighting.
- 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,425 Oh.
- 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,426 Excuse me, where would we find
- 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,053 young men's fashion apparel?
- 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,055 Aisle 6, next to the pretzels.
- 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,097 Next to the...
- 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:44,683 Come on!
- 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,353 Hey, look, these pants are only 5 bucks apiece.
- 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,313 They must really suck. What do you think?
- 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,856 What--what brand are they?
- 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,274 it doesn't matter, Mom.
- 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,651 They're poor people pants.
- 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:55,527 Hey, uh, Sharon,
- 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:56,862 Isn't that the Williamses?
- 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,406 Huh? Oh, yeah, it is.
- 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,741 What are they doing here?
- 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,243 They can afford to shop at Cherry Creek.
- 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:03,827 You see that, Sheila?
- 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,079 The Williamses are shopping here.
- 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:06,580 I don't get it.
- 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,290 He must pull in at least 200,000 a year.
- 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,802 Son, can you just hurry it up?
- 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,595 I don't think we quite fit in here.
- 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,641 Ooh, looks like you landed on Park Avenue, Stan.
- 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,309 You owe me $10 million.
- 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,727 Hey, guys.
- 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,062 Oh, hey, dude, did you bring the movie?
- 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,355 I sure did.
- 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,982 Hey, you changed your clothes, Token.
- 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,942 Yeah well, y'know, I did a little shopping at J-mart.
- 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,735 Alright, well, let's just watch <i>The Lion King.</i>
- 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:37,861 Cartman's cheating anyways.
- 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:38,862 Here you go.
- 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:40,114 What's that?
- 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,532 It's a DVD of <i>the Lion King.</i>
- 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,866 DVD? We don't own a DVD player.
- 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,202 Yeah, dude, nobody does. They're too expensive.
- 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,830 Not too expensive for Token's rich-ass family, apparently.
- 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,791 Don't you have a VHS of it?
- 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,501 I only have this.
- 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,503 Oh, well, let me take this disk up to the Enterprise
- 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,171 and see if Captain Kirk can decrypt it.
- 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,589 What's a VHS?
- 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,258 Oh, Jesus, dude.
- 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,634 Come on, guys,
- 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,011 We'll just have to find other stuff to do.
- 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,178 Heh, "what's a VHS?"
- 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:17,109 ♪ Why can't I be like all the other kids? ♪
- 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,778 ♪ They all have three-bedroom homes ♪
- 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,072 ♪ Broken trucks on their lawns ♪
- 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:25,617 ♪ And cut-up hot dogs for lunch ♪
- 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:28,704 ♪ It's not my fault my parents succeed so much ♪
- 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:37,212 ♪ There's no one in town I can relate to ♪
- 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,757 ♪ I play with autographed baseball bats ♪
- 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:43,677 ♪ While everyone else just plays with sticks and pine cones ♪
- 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,766 ♪ Has a boy ever felt so alone? ♪
- 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,604 ♪ Well who needs them anyway? ♪
- 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,439 ♪ I won't pretend I'm something I'm not ♪
- 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,900 ♪ If I can't be poor ♪
- 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,986 ♪ I've got to deal with what I've got ♪
- 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,238 ♪ If I can't be like them ♪
- 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,866 ♪ What I need is more rich kids around ♪
- 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,452 ♪ So I'm not the only one ♪
- 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,704 ♪ And then I won't be so down ♪
- 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:16,710 ♪ Please God send more rich kids ♪
- 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:20,381 ♪ To my town ♪
- 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,812 Ooh, look at this, honey.
- 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,523 A beautiful unspoiled town in the rockies.
- 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:38,982 This is just what we've been looking for.
- 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,193 like Aspen was 30 years ago.
- 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,945 Sounds nice.
- 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,988 We could buy hundreds of acres of land for next to nothing.
- 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:47,533 And then I could finally live like a cowboy.
- 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,284 Oh, Will, the country would be such a nicer place
- 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:50,702 to raise our kids.
- 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:52,413 Oh, kids! - Yes, daddy.
- 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,665 How would you like to move to the Colorado Rockies?
- 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:55,624 The mountains, daddy?
- 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,834 Can we have horses?
- 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,293 Oh, can we, can we, daddy?
- 00:06:58,419 --> 00:06:59,545 You bet! - Hooray!
- 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,762 Well, here it is, our home to be.
- 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,514 Oh, Will, it's beautiful.
- 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:11,765 Hi, welcome to the neighborhood.
- 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,850 Well, thank you, young man.
- 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:13,892 We're the Smiths.
- 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:14,977 Ah, a local boy.
- 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,145 You shall be our new playmate.
- 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,563 I'm Frederick.
- 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:18,480 This is my sister Lisa and my brother Daniel.
- 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,690 I'm Token.
- 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:20,858 Our daddy is a very famous actor.
- 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:21,859 What does your daddy do?
- 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,444 Ah, he's a lawyer, I think.
- 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,945 How quaint.
- 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,697 Kids, why don't you go play with little Token
- 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,240 while your mother and I check out the town?
- 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,575 Very well. Come, local boy.
- 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:30,576 Show us how to play your mountain games.
- 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,119 Alright!
- 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,873 Thanks, God.
- 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,128 And this is the room where my mom and dad
- 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,796 keep their original Van Gogh painting.
- 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,298 Yes, yes, we have one of those too.
- 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,507 In fact, we have seven of them, I believe.
- 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,592 You do? God, that's great!
- 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,343 Why?
- 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:49,595 I'm just so happy you guys moved into town.
- 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,388 You see, I used to be the only rich kid.
- 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,515 All the other families here are kind of low-to-middle income.
- 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,933 Why? What happened to all their money?
- 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,435 Well, they never really had any money.
- 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,103 Then why don't their daddies just act in a movie?
- 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,813 Well, I think that they--
- 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,899 Sometimes children must be very firm with their daddies. - Indeed.
- 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,317 like when Daddy doesn't want to act in a movie
- 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,359 because he thinks the script is bad.
- 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:05,819 So we must plead with him:
- 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,196 "please, Daddy, please. It's $20 million, Daddy."
- 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,822 "Please, Daddy, please."
- 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,491 "20 million is still 12 million after taxes, Daddy."
- 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,659 "I want a llama, Daddy. Please, Daddy!"
- 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,077 "Daddy, please!" - "Daddy!"
- 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,704 And so Daddy does the picture.
- 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,414 That's... great.
- 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,916 $20 million great.
- 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,127 ♪ I found a girl who had an innie ♪
- 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,253 ♪ And I felt it with my jimmy ♪
- 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,505 ♪ Playa haters try to dis me ♪
- 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:25,839 ♪ 'Cause my rhymes are just too... ♪
- 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,257 Sorry, Snoop Dogg,
- 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,967 but Will Smith is on line 3 for you.
- 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,385 Oh.
- 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,095 William, how are you, buddy?
- 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,263 Great, Snoop Dogg, and you?
- 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,723 Couldn't be better.
- 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,266 I'm just laying down some vocals for my new album.
- 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,060 Great, Snoo-Snoo.
- 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,770 Listen, remember how we always talked about
- 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,021 wanting to buy property up in the mountains
- 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,856 so our kids could ski and ride horses?
- 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,900 Oh, yes, the kids bug me about it all the time.
- 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,443 Well, I found the place, Snooty Roo.
- 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,070 It's in the Rockies but totally undiscovered,
- 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,613 laid-back and beautiful.
- 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,240 Oh, it sounds lovely!
- 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,033 You really should come give it a look.
- 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,993 Jada and I would love for some friends to move here with us.
- 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,745 I certainly will, William.
- 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,580 And perhaps I'll give ol' Magic and Kobe Bryant a call.
- 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,165 They've been looking for vacation properties, as well.
- 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,542 Great! Well, listen,
- 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,543 let me let you get back to your recording.
- 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:03,627 I'll see you soon, bye.
- 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,462 Bye.
- 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,757 Alright, let's take it from the top, gang.
- 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,884 ♪ Shout "hell yeah" from my vehicle ♪
- 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:11,802 ♪ Livin' is a miracle ♪
- 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,933 Look, there's <i>more</i> of them moving into our town.
- 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,811 Y'know, Oprah Winfrey is building a house up on Cannon,
- 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:24,648 and some Snoop Doggy Doodoo built a gigantic place on Main.
- 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,650 Yep, there goes the neighborhood.
- 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,902 That's the fifth family of them that's moved here.
- 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,445 Seems like all of a sudden,
- 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,948 South Park is being overrun by <i>those</i> types.
- 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,032 Hey, what are you saying?
- 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,325 What types?
- 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,119 You know, <i>those</i> types--
- 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,620 rich people.
- 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,414 Oh.
- 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,666 I don't take kindly to rich folk!
- 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,709 Neither does Ned.
- 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:44,793 Nope.
- 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,044 I remember back in the day,
- 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,505 rich folk weren't allowed in South Park.
- 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,424 Now they're moving here in droves!
- 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,176 They're gonna be sending their kids to our schools
- 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,054 and mixing them with our pure, non-rich kids.
- 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,723 Oh, yeah, and it won't be long
- 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,975 before they drive all of us poor, underachieving people
- 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,145 out of town with inflated real estate costs.
- 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,397 Damn, I hate them stupid richers.
- 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,275 Yeah, hey, rich guy! Hey, richie rich!
- 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,152 Yeah, I'm talking to you, richer.
- 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,862 What's in the huge box, richer,
- 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,196 your checkbook?
- 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,992 Yeah, how many rich people does it take
- 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,285 to screw in a lightbulb?
- 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,578 None!
- 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,997 They can hire people to do it for them!
- 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,707 Yeah, hey, hey--
- 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,127 You guys know why richers have such big garages?
- 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,962 'Cause they need a place for all their Porsches
- 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,590 and boats and aircraft carriers.
- 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,218 Yeah, that's right, cash-chucker.
- 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,721 Go have fun with your $2 million house.
- 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,353 I guess we showed them.
- 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,937 a little to the left.
- 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,356 That's great.
- 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,816 And let's put another pool over there.
- 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,443 Uh-huh, good.
- 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,070 Token, these are Oprah's newly adopted children,
- 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,112 Dominique and Zizi.
- 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,197 Hello! - Hi.
- 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,573 Cheerio.
- 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,158 Ah, and these are Puff Daddy's kids:
- 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,534 P. Diddy-Mini, P. Poofy Bite-Size
- 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,286 and Puffa Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-Size.
- 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,372 Wow, my plan to get rich people here sure did work.
- 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,165 Hey, I got a great idea!
- 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,708 Let's all pack some lunches and go sledding.
- 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,959 Oh no, we're going shopping.
- 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,419 - shopping! - Yes, come, Token.
- 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,962 We're all going to head down to the mall
- 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:11,880 and buy some of the stores.
- 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,507 Oh. Alright then.
- 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,685 Excuse me, can we get a couple of beers over here?
- 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,647 They've got nice, expensive beers for you across the street
- 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,440 at the new Wolfgang Puck's.
- 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,693 That's all right. We just want some nice, cheap beer tonight.
- 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:36,113 Maybe you didn't see the sign out front.
- 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,699 This bar is for people living below their means only.
- 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:39,908 Yeah!
- 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,118 This is a free country.
- 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,327 I can have a drink wherever I want.
- 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,995 Come on, Kobe, let's just go.
- 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,415 This ain't over, this ain't over by a long shot.
- 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,500 Oh, those richers are getting snooty.
- 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,710 We've got to show these richers
- 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,961 that they aren't welcome here.
- 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,838 What do you mean?
- 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,257 How about tonight we sneak up to one of their houses,
- 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,925 and right on their lawn,
- 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,886 we'll set fire to a big lowercase "t".
- 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,096 Lower case "t"?
- 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,764 Yeah, for "time to leave".
- 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:03,765 Yeah!
- 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,267 Jimbo, you take some folk
- 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,227 and build a big wooden lowercase "t".
- 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,396 I'll take the rest and get some gas and torches ready.
- 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,355 alright!
- 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,579 "t"?
- 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,622 T-time to leave?
- 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,084 "t" is for time to leave, cash-chucker!
- 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,669 I'm calling the police.
- 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,337 I think we scared him.
- 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,590 Yeah, next house we'll do a capital "T",
- 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,508 to show them we <i>really</i> mean business!
- 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,509 yeah!
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,512 Now, Token, polo is very simple.
- 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,847 You simply must hit the williets into somesilion
- 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,098 with your fragamenth.
- 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,558 Well, yeah, but can't we just play
- 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,809 without wearing these uncomfortable uniforms?
- 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,562 Can't we play without the uniforms?
- 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,731 Yes, and let's eat caviar without blinis as well.
- 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,108 Now come, Token, and remember,
- 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,651 it doesn't matter who wins.
- 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,028 It matters who wins three times in a row.
- 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,154 Tallyho!
- 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,113 Tallyho!
- 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,323 Hooray!
- 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,741 Frederick, it's wonderful!
- 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,453 What in the hell are they doing?
- 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,788 - Is that fun? - I don't know.
- 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,247 We don't have horses, so we can't play.
- 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,290 Well, let's just play our game then.
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,750 Alright. - Alright, I'll start.
- 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,959 I'll kick you in the nuts, Kenny!
- 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,339 I'll kick you in the nuts, Stan!
- 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,673 I'll kick you in the nuts, Cartman.
- 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,883 Ow!
- 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,474 You see, you must pay attention, Token.
- 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,809 I was able to jollyrow your davishmere
- 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,060 with a forecastle.
- 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,812 This game is too confusing.
- 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:32,979 How about we have a snowball fight?
- 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,190 A snowball fight?
- 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,775 How barbaric.
- 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,110 Yes, Token, if you want to play such savage games,
- 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,946 I suggest you go live with lions.
- 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,450 I don't fit in anywhere.
- 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,080 Oh boy, we're going to the zoo.
- 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,331 We can eat Jell-o pudding.
- 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,707 All right, this is gonna be fun, kids.
- 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,209 We're going to the zoo.
- 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,794 We can eat the Jell-o pudding and chocolate cake.
- 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,629 Hey, what are you doing?
- 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,381 If you're gonna ride the bus in South Park,
- 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,007 you're gonna have to sit in the front!
- 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,592 Yeah!
- 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,928 Yeah, that's where the first-class seating is.
- 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,434 Yeah, how do you like that, richer?
- 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,727 It's very nice, actually.
- 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:13,770 Yeah, I'll bet it is.
- 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,813 Very, very comfy.
- 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,565 Uh-huh, looks like it.
- 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,900 Hello, my name is Token.
- 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,152 I don't fit in with all the kids at South Park Elementary,
- 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,196 so I invited a bunch of rich kids to move to town.
- 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,699 The problem is, I don't fit in with them either.
- 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,492 That's why I've come to live with you.
- 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,413 So if you'll have me and raise me as one of your own,
- 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,499 I promise to be the best lion I can be!
- 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,460 Ahh, yeah.
- 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,297 ♪ Shovel that snow, baby ♪
- 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,299 ♪ It's all nice heavy and wet ♪
- 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,425 ♪ Just... ♪
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,011 ♪ We shall persevere ♪
- 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,889 ♪ We shall persevere ♪
- 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,390 You there, come march with us.
- 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,808 For what?
- 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,767 All the poor people in town
- 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:53,894 think they can persecute
- 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,937 and harass us decent rich folk.
- 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,106 So we're uniting and marching on the town square.
- 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,858 The Million Millionaire March!
- 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,484 - Yeah! - Come on, brother.
- 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,236 But...I'm not rich.
- 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,571 What?
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,156 I'm just a school cafeteria chef.
- 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,408 I don't make much money.
- 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,784 We'll give you $100.
- 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,578 Ooh, fudge the snow now.
- 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,331 ♪ I shall persevere ♪
- 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,167 ♪ We shall persevere ♪
- 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,713 Arrr!
- 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,214 Look at the little black lion, Mommy.
- 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,216 He's cute, isn't he?
- 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,350 Roar!
- 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,063 What are you doing here, boy?
- 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,816 You, you talk. I understood you.
- 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,360 I must be becoming a lion.
- 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,070 You're not becoming a lion.
- 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,281 The only way you can do that is to see Aslan.
- 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,533 Who's Aslan?
- 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,786 Very well, walk this way.
- 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:04,589 Is this the boy who's been living in our realm?
- 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,590 Yes.
- 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,175 Are you Aslan?
- 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,510 I am.
- 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,011 Well, I'm Token.
- 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,932 So you want to live with the lions, do you?
- 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,185 Yes, umm, great Aslan.
- 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,895 I don't fit in anywhere else.
- 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,773 And what makes you think you'd fit in with us?
- 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,024 Well, I don't know.
- 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,567 Do you like jokes?
- 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,694 What?
- 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,572 Jokes--you know, funny, ha-ha!
- 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,575 Us lions love jokes.
- 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,786 I like jokes a lot.
- 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,539 Hmm, then there may be hope in you yet,
- 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,000 Young apprentice lion.
- 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,044 Very well, we will let you stay
- 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,298 if you can pull this thorn from my paw.
- 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,845 Go on, try it. Pull my thorn.
- 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,931 Come on, pull my thorn!
- 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,273 So can I stay?
- 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,858 You may.
- 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,695 But being a lion may be harder than you think.
- 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,406 A million millionaires are gathering their ranks
- 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,533 and will be marching on the town square tonight
- 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,243 in South Park to petition the end
- 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,787 of separate bars, bus seating, and restaurants.
- 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,706 It looks like it will be a great turnout,
- 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,332 as some of the millionaires also paid
- 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,377 several thousand Mexicans to march for them.
- 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,880 if they get that petition passed, it's all over.
- 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,965 I guess we learned our lesson.
- 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,217 You can't fight rich folk. They're just too powerful.
- 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,428 Now, come on, is that any way to talk?
- 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,846 They won, Garrison,
- 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,347 they can't be scared out of town.
- 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,267 No, we just haven't scared them the right way.
- 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,685 Think about it.
- 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,521 What scares rich people more than anything?
- 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,564 Ghosts?
- 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,316 Bingo.
- 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,276 Rich people won't want to live in South Park
- 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,861 if they think it's haunted.
- 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:50,945 Yeah!
- 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,697 Everyone get some sheets from home.
- 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,074 If we can't chase the richers out,
- 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,283 We'll spook 'em out!
- 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,242 Yeah! - Let's go!
- 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,553 Aslan.
- 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,848 Yes, what is it, young lion apprentice?
- 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,850 I think I'm gonna go home now.
- 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,186 Home?
- 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,564 But I thought your friends made fun of you at home.
- 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,484 They do, but I guess I learned something today.
- 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,070 You see, even though kids at South Park make fun of me,
- 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,488 I still like hanging around them
- 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,490 more than snobby rich kids or lions.
- 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,283 Even though I may be different from them,
- 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,077 I still like my old friends best.
- 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,246 It sounds like you've learned much,
- 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,248 young lion apprentice.
- 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,707 Very well.
- 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,835 But before you go,
- 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,797 perhaps you would like a stick of gum?
- 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,756 No, thanks.
- 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,801 Go on; it's spearmint.
- 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511 No, because there's a spring in there,
- 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,471 and if I pull the gum out, it's gonna hurt my finger.
- 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,266 Ohh, so you don't want any gum then?
- 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,268 Are you sure?
- 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,729 Go on, try it!
- 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,772 Ow.
- 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,777 Oh, that is good stuff!
- 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,867 Jesus, lions suck.
- 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,743 And so it is with great determination
- 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,538 that us decent rich Americans have gathered to say
- 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,748 we will be separated no more.
- 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,167 Hooray!
- 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,085 This certainly has been an enlightening evening.
- 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,920 And as mayor, I accept your petition
- 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,006 and will abolish all separation laws.
- 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,549 Yeah!
- 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,676 And I want to assure the nation that is watching
- 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,721 that South Park is not a town of prejudice or bigotry.
- 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,055 Woo...
- 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,807 Boo!
- 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,767 Boo!
- 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,312 Woo...
- 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,188 What the...
- 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,230 Oh God, no.
- 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,231 Boo!
- 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,608 Haa!
- 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,151 Karl, do you see what I see?
- 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,360 Yes, Martin.
- 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,154 I do believe this town is "hainted."
- 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,947 Boo!
- 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,074 Kids, go find the limo and get in!
- 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,576 You didn't tell me this town was hainted.
- 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,994 I didn't know!
- 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,955 I! Didn't! Know!
- 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,001 It's working.
- 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,336 They're scared to death.
- 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,879 Pack up your things quickly.
- 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:13,880 We got to get out of here.
- 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,174 Boo!
- 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,343 Oh, hey, there's Token.
- 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,802 Hey, guys.
- 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,054 Dude, we're gonna play football; you wanna play?
- 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,389 You mean... You <i>want</i> me around?
- 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,265 Sure, dude, you're our friend.
- 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,683 Yeah, I know.
- 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,352 But you guys always rip on me for being rich.
- 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,937 Dude, just because we rip on you for being rich
- 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:29,979 doesn't mean we don't like you.
- 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,564 Yeah, we're guys, dude.
- 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,024 We find something about all our friends to rip on.
- 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,359 We make fun of you for being rich
- 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,568 Just like we make fun of Butters for being wimpy.
- 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,945 They sure do.
- 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,529 Yeah, like we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.
- 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,739 Right. - That's right, huh?
- 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,282 And Stan for being in love with Wendy.
- 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,408 Yeah, I get it for that.
- 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,368 And Cartman for being fat.
- 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,911 And Cartman for being stupid.
- 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,246 And Cartman for having a whore for a mom.
- 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,872 Hey.
- 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:48,706 And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole.
- 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:49,666 Hey, you did me already!
- 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,376 You're right, guys.
- 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,461 From now on, I'm fine with being made fun of for being rich.
- 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,088 Oh, but we're not gonna rip on you for being rich anymore.
- 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,756 You're not?
- 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,258 No, dude, because since you got your feelings so hurt
- 00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,759 for being ripped on, now we think you're a pussy.
- 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,636 Yeah, so now you're a pussy--pussaholic.
- 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,471 Come on, Token, we're gonna play football, you puss.
- 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,597 Pussy! - Yeah, what a puss.
- 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,683 Yeah, that guy's a pussy.
- 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,852 Wait, I like being ripped on for being rich better!
- 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,854 That was it.
- 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,023 We just saw the last of 'em speeding away in a van.
- 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,858 Alright!
- 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,361 They were so scared, I'm sure they'll never be back.
- 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,946 That's great!
- 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,240 Now we can sell all their homes and become millionaires!
- 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,700 What?
- 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,910 But then you had us do all that for nothing.
- 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,161 Don't you see?
- 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,705 If you get rich selling these homes,
- 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,249 Then there will still be rich people in South Park.
- 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,376 Yeah, you'd become what you hate.
- 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,671 Well yeah, but at least I got rid of all those damn ni--
- 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,344 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:12,096 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,889 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,769 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,479 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,399 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,276 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,401 --> 00:00:28,821 ♪ [muffled] ♪
- 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:33,034 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,244 [school bell rings]
- 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,163 And so just like in nature,
- 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,457 I can add the mixture into the volcano and--
- 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:42,543 Oh, Pele, god of fire, show us your--
- 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,919 [volcano burps]
- 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,254 Oh, it's all g-gooey.
- 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,298 Okay, good job, Butters. You get a check.
- 00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:49,175 Thank you, Miss Choksondik.
- 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,634 I got a check. That's like a "C".
- 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,303 Okay, whose project should we look at next?
- 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:54,889 How about...Eric?
- 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:56,390 Eric Cartman.
- 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,641 Stand by, please.
- 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:58,684 Now, Eric!
- 00:00:58,809 --> 00:00:59,769 Oh, God damn it! - Ha, ha!
- 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,812 Shut, you!
- 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,272 Yes, well...
- 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:07,359 For my project, I made a pencil taped to a pen.
- 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:10,112 In this way we see the duality of writing devices
- 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,572 that occurs in nature.
- 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,116 You just put that thing together just now.
- 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,743 I'm giving you a check minus.
- 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,162 Ah! God damn it, I hate check minus!
- 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,371 Sit down.
- 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:20,706 I'll make you eat your parents.
- 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,374 What did you say? - Nothing.
- 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,542 Alright, Token, you're next.
- 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,546 Using my laptop, I hooked into the internet
- 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,215 and found a meteorology website.
- 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,382 I downloaded the data,
- 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:31,967 and with my dad's video projector,
- 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:34,178 I can show you the graph I made of predictable weather patterns
- 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,054 over the next three months.
- 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,308 Ohh...
- 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,227 I also printed out the results on my color printer.
- 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:42,645 Here you are, Miss Choksondik.
- 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,897 Very, very good, Token. You get a check plus.
- 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,190 Alright!
- 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,817 Oh, that is such bullcrap!
- 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,568 Oh, Eric, for the love of God.
- 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,779 No, no, see, this is the fundamental flaw
- 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,614 with the check, check plus, check minus system.
- 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,282 The only reason Token was able to do all that
- 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,784 is because his family is rich.
- 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,077 My family isn't rich.
- 00:01:58,202 --> 00:01:59,662 Oh, come on, token, your new house is
- 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,539 four times the size of anyone else's in town.
- 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,165 And who else gets crab cakes and lobster tail
- 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,583 in their lunch boxes?
- 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,210 Your family is rich, dude. - But I...
- 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:08,170 Let's just see where token's clothes come from, shall we?
- 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,005 Ooh, Armani Exchange.
- 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:11,632 Armani Exchange?
- 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,676 All the rest of us have to buy our clothes at J-mart.
- 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,219 Have you ever even been inside a J-mart, Token?
- 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,595 I didn't think so.
- 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,139 Yeah, dude, your family's so rich,
- 00:02:18,264 --> 00:02:19,431 they have their own pool table.
- 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,350 Yeah, and their own sprinkler system.
- 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,435 You don't think you're rich?
- 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,649 Hello, Token, how was school today?
- 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,442 Mom, Dad, why do we have a bigger house
- 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,069 than everybody else in South Park?
- 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,905 Well, because we have more money, son.
- 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,782 I know, but why?
- 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,951 Well, because we went to graduate school
- 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,369 and therefore have more lucrative jobs
- 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,163 than most people in town.
- 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:43,539 For instance, your mother is a chemist
- 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,999 for a pharmaceutical company,
- 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:46,834 whereas your friend Eric Cartman's mother
- 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,002 is a crack whore.
- 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:49,670 One pays more than the other.
- 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,297 Why, sweetie? What's the matter?
- 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,464 All the kids at school today
- 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,716 made fun of me because I'm rich.
- 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,842 Oh.
- 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,260 I don't want to be rich anymore.
- 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,845 I want to eat macaroni and cheese for dinner
- 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,597 and wear clothes from J-mart. - J-mart?
- 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,265 Son, you don't know what you're saying.
- 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,350 I just want to be like all the other kids in South Park.
- 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:04,685 Please, Mom and Dad, please!
- 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,403 You...Sure you want to do this, son?
- 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,613 I'm sure.
- 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:19,950 Hmm...
- 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,619 Where's the valet?
- 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:23,495 He must be parking someone else's car.
- 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:24,997 Ah, here we go.
- 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,081 Take good care of it, please.
- 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,125 Here's $20.
- 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,960 Ho!
- 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,588 They've activated some kind of alien blinding device.
- 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,048 That's not a blinding device, Dad,
- 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:34,965 It's fluorescent lighting.
- 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,425 Oh.
- 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,426 Excuse me, where would we find
- 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,053 young men's fashion apparel?
- 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,055 Aisle 6, next to the pretzels.
- 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,097 Next to the...
- 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:44,683 Come on!
- 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,353 Hey, look, these pants are only 5 bucks apiece.
- 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,313 They must really suck. What do you think?
- 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,856 What--what brand are they?
- 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,274 it doesn't matter, Mom.
- 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,651 They're poor people pants.
- 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:55,527 Hey, uh, Sharon,
- 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:56,862 Isn't that the Williamses?
- 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,406 Huh? Oh, yeah, it is.
- 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,741 What are they doing here?
- 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,243 They can afford to shop at Cherry Creek.
- 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:03,827 You see that, Sheila?
- 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,079 The Williamses are shopping here.
- 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:06,580 I don't get it.
- 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,290 He must pull in at least 200,000 a year.
- 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,802 Son, can you just hurry it up?
- 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,595 I don't think we quite fit in here.
- 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,641 Ooh, looks like you landed on Park Avenue, Stan.
- 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,309 You owe me $10 million.
- 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,727 Hey, guys.
- 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,062 Oh, hey, dude, did you bring the movie?
- 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,355 I sure did.
- 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,982 Hey, you changed your clothes, Token.
- 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,942 Yeah well, y'know, I did a little shopping at J-mart.
- 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,735 Alright, well, let's just watch <i>The Lion King.</i>
- 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:37,861 Cartman's cheating anyways.
- 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:38,862 Here you go.
- 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:40,114 What's that?
- 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,532 It's a DVD of <i>the Lion King.</i>
- 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,866 DVD? We don't own a DVD player.
- 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,202 Yeah, dude, nobody does. They're too expensive.
- 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,830 Not too expensive for Token's rich-ass family, apparently.
- 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,248 [laughter]
- 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,791 Don't you have a VHS of it?
- 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,501 I only have this.
- 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,503 Oh, well, let me take this disk up to the Enterprise
- 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,171 and see if Captain Kirk can decrypt it.
- 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,589 What's a VHS?
- 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,258 Oh, Jesus, dude.
- 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,634 Come on, guys,
- 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,011 We'll just have to find other stuff to do.
- 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:03,178 Heh, "what's a VHS?"
- 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,264 [laughter]
- 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:17,109 ♪ Why can't I be like all the other kids? ♪
- 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,778 ♪ They all have three-bedroom homes ♪
- 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,072 ♪ Broken trucks on their lawns ♪
- 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:25,617 ♪ And cut-up hot dogs for lunch ♪
- 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:28,704 ♪ It's not my fault my parents succeed so much ♪
- 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:37,212 ♪ There's no one in town I can relate to ♪
- 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,757 ♪ I play with autographed baseball bats ♪
- 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:43,677 ♪ While everyone else just plays with sticks and pine cones ♪
- 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:48,766 ♪ Has a boy ever felt so alone? ♪
- 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,604 ♪ Well who needs them anyway? ♪
- 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,439 ♪ I won't pretend I'm something I'm not ♪
- 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,900 ♪ If I can't be poor ♪
- 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,986 ♪ I've got to deal with what I've got ♪
- 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,238 ♪ If I can't be like them ♪
- 00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,866 ♪ What I need is more rich kids around ♪
- 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:08,452 ♪ So I'm not the only one ♪
- 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,704 ♪ And then I won't be so down ♪
- 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:16,710 ♪ Please God send more rich kids ♪
- 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:20,381 ♪ To my town ♪
- 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,812 Ooh, look at this, honey.
- 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,523 A beautiful unspoiled town in the rockies.
- 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:38,982 This is just what we've been looking for.
- 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,193 like Aspen was 30 years ago.
- 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,945 Sounds nice.
- 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,988 We could buy hundreds of acres of land for next to nothing.
- 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:47,533 And then I could finally live like a cowboy.
- 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,284 Oh, Will, the country would be such a nicer place
- 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:50,702 to raise our kids.
- 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:52,413 Oh, kids! - Yes, daddy.
- 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,665 How would you like to move to the Colorado Rockies?
- 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:55,624 The mountains, daddy?
- 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,834 Can we have horses?
- 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,293 Oh, can we, can we, daddy?
- 00:06:58,419 --> 00:06:59,545 You bet! - Hooray!
- 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,762 Well, here it is, our home to be.
- 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,514 Oh, Will, it's beautiful.
- 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:11,765 Hi, welcome to the neighborhood.
- 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,850 Well, thank you, young man.
- 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:13,892 We're the Smiths.
- 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:14,977 Ah, a local boy.
- 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,145 You shall be our new playmate.
- 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:17,563 I'm Frederick.
- 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:18,480 This is my sister Lisa and my brother Daniel.
- 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,690 I'm Token.
- 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:20,858 Our daddy is a very famous actor.
- 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:21,859 What does your daddy do?
- 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,444 Ah, he's a lawyer, I think.
- 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,945 How quaint.
- 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,697 Kids, why don't you go play with little Token
- 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,240 while your mother and I check out the town?
- 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,575 Very well. Come, local boy.
- 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:30,576 Show us how to play your mountain games.
- 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,119 Alright!
- 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:35,873 Thanks, God.
- 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,128 And this is the room where my mom and dad
- 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:42,796 keep their original Van Gogh painting.
- 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:44,298 Yes, yes, we have one of those too.
- 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,507 In fact, we have seven of them, I believe.
- 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,592 You do? God, that's great!
- 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,343 Why?
- 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:49,595 I'm just so happy you guys moved into town.
- 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,388 You see, I used to be the only rich kid.
- 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,515 All the other families here are kind of low-to-middle income.
- 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,933 Why? What happened to all their money?
- 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,435 Well, they never really had any money.
- 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,103 Then why don't their daddies just act in a movie?
- 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,813 Well, I think that they--
- 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,899 Sometimes children must be very firm with their daddies. - Indeed.
- 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:03,317 like when Daddy doesn't want to act in a movie
- 00:08:03,442 --> 00:08:04,359 because he thinks the script is bad.
- 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:05,819 So we must plead with him:
- 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,196 "please, Daddy, please. It's $20 million, Daddy."
- 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,822 "Please, Daddy, please."
- 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,491 "20 million is still 12 million after taxes, Daddy."
- 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:12,659 "I want a llama, Daddy. Please, Daddy!"
- 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,077 "Daddy, please!" - "Daddy!"
- 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,704 And so Daddy does the picture.
- 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,414 That's... great.
- 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,916 $20 million great.
- 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,834 ♪♪
- 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,127 ♪ I found a girl who had an innie ♪
- 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,253 ♪ And I felt it with my jimmy ♪
- 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,505 ♪ Playa haters try to dis me ♪
- 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:25,839 ♪ 'Cause my rhymes are just too... ♪
- 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,257 Sorry, Snoop Dogg,
- 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,967 but Will Smith is on line 3 for you.
- 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,385 Oh.
- 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,095 William, how are you, buddy?
- 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,263 Great, Snoop Dogg, and you?
- 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,723 Couldn't be better.
- 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,266 I'm just laying down some vocals for my new album.
- 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,060 Great, Snoo-Snoo.
- 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,770 Listen, remember how we always talked about
- 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,021 wanting to buy property up in the mountains
- 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:42,856 so our kids could ski and ride horses?
- 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,900 Oh, yes, the kids bug me about it all the time.
- 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,443 Well, I found the place, Snooty Roo.
- 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,070 It's in the Rockies but totally undiscovered,
- 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,613 laid-back and beautiful.
- 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,240 Oh, it sounds lovely!
- 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,033 You really should come give it a look.
- 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,993 Jada and I would love for some friends to move here with us.
- 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,745 I certainly will, William.
- 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,580 And perhaps I'll give ol' Magic and Kobe Bryant a call.
- 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,165 They've been looking for vacation properties, as well.
- 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,542 Great! Well, listen,
- 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,543 let me let you get back to your recording.
- 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:03,627 I'll see you soon, bye.
- 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,462 Bye.
- 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,757 Alright, let's take it from the top, gang.
- 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,884 ♪ Shout "hell yeah" from my vehicle ♪
- 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:11,802 ♪ Livin' is a miracle ♪
- 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,933 Look, there's <i>more</i> of them moving into our town.
- 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,811 Y'know, Oprah Winfrey is building a house up on Cannon,
- 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:24,648 and some Snoop Doggy Doodoo built a gigantic place on Main.
- 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,650 Yep, there goes the neighborhood.
- 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,902 That's the fifth family of them that's moved here.
- 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,445 Seems like all of a sudden,
- 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,948 South Park is being overrun by <i>those</i> types.
- 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,032 Hey, what are you saying?
- 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,325 What types?
- 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,119 You know, <i>those</i> types--
- 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,620 rich people.
- 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,414 Oh.
- 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,666 I don't take kindly to rich folk!
- 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:43,709 Neither does Ned.
- 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:44,793 Nope.
- 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,044 I remember back in the day,
- 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,505 rich folk weren't allowed in South Park.
- 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,424 Now they're moving here in droves!
- 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,176 They're gonna be sending their kids to our schools
- 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,054 and mixing them with our pure, non-rich kids.
- 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:57,723 Oh, yeah, and it won't be long
- 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,975 before they drive all of us poor, underachieving people
- 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,145 out of town with inflated real estate costs.
- 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,397 Damn, I hate them stupid richers.
- 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:08,275 Yeah, hey, rich guy! Hey, richie rich!
- 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,152 Yeah, I'm talking to you, richer.
- 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,862 What's in the huge box, richer,
- 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,196 your checkbook?
- 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,449 [laughter]
- 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:16,992 Yeah, how many rich people does it take
- 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,285 to screw in a lightbulb?
- 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,578 None!
- 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,997 They can hire people to do it for them!
- 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,707 Yeah, hey, hey--
- 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:27,127 You guys know why richers have such big garages?
- 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:28,962 'Cause they need a place for all their Porsches
- 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,590 and boats and aircraft carriers.
- 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,342 [laughter]
- 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,218 Yeah, that's right, cash-chucker.
- 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,721 Go have fun with your $2 million house.
- 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,056 [laughing alone]
- 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,353 I guess we showed them.
- 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,937 a little to the left.
- 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,356 That's great.
- 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,816 And let's put another pool over there.
- 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,443 Uh-huh, good.
- 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,070 Token, these are Oprah's newly adopted children,
- 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,112 Dominique and Zizi.
- 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,197 Hello! - Hi.
- 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,573 Cheerio.
- 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,158 Ah, and these are Puff Daddy's kids:
- 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,534 P. Diddy-Mini, P. Poofy Bite-Size
- 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,286 and Puffa Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-Size.
- 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,372 Wow, my plan to get rich people here sure did work.
- 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,165 Hey, I got a great idea!
- 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,708 Let's all pack some lunches and go sledding.
- 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,959 Oh no, we're going shopping.
- 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,419 All: shopping! - Yes, come, Token.
- 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:10,962 We're all going to head down to the mall
- 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:11,880 and buy some of the stores.
- 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,507 Oh. Alright then.
- 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,685 Excuse me, can we get a couple of beers over here?
- 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,478 [record scratches]
- 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,647 They've got nice, expensive beers for you across the street
- 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,440 at the new Wolfgang Puck's.
- 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,693 That's all right. We just want some nice, cheap beer tonight.
- 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:36,113 Maybe you didn't see the sign out front.
- 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:38,699 This bar is for people living below their means only.
- 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:39,908 All: Yeah!
- 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,118 This is a free country.
- 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,327 I can have a drink wherever I want.
- 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,995 Come on, Kobe, let's just go.
- 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,415 This ain't over, this ain't over by a long shot.
- 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,500 Oh, those richers are getting snooty.
- 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,710 We've got to show these richers
- 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,961 that they aren't welcome here.
- 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,838 What do you mean?
- 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,257 How about tonight we sneak up to one of their houses,
- 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,925 and right on their lawn,
- 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,886 we'll set fire to a big lowercase "t".
- 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,096 Lower case "t"?
- 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,764 Yeah, for "time to leave".
- 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:03,765 All: Yeah!
- 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,267 Jimbo, you take some folk
- 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,227 and build a big wooden lowercase "t".
- 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,396 I'll take the rest and get some gas and torches ready.
- 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,355 All: alright!
- 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,579 "t"?
- 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,622 T-time to leave?
- 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:31,084 "t" is for time to leave, cash-chucker!
- 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,669 I'm calling the police.
- 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,337 I think we scared him.
- 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,590 Yeah, next house we'll do a capital "T",
- 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,508 to show them we <i>really</i> mean business!
- 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:39,509 All: yeah!
- 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,512 Now, Token, polo is very simple.
- 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,847 You simply must hit the williets into somesilion
- 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,098 with your fragamenth.
- 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,558 Well, yeah, but can't we just play
- 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,809 without wearing these uncomfortable uniforms?
- 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,144 [laughter]
- 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,562 Can't we play without the uniforms?
- 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,731 Yes, and let's eat caviar without blinis as well.
- 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,107 [laughter]
- 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,108 Now come, Token, and remember,
- 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,651 it doesn't matter who wins.
- 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,028 It matters who wins three times in a row.
- 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,154 Tallyho!
- 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,113 All: Tallyho!
- 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,323 Hooray!
- 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,741 Frederick, it's wonderful!
- 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,453 What in the hell are they doing?
- 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,788 - Is that fun? - I don't know.
- 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,247 We don't have horses, so we can't play.
- 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,290 Well, let's just play our game then.
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,750 Alright. - Alright, I'll start.
- 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,959 I'll kick you in the nuts, Kenny!
- 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,377 [laughter]
- 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,339 I'll kick you in the nuts, Stan!
- 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,673 I'll kick you in the nuts, Cartman.
- 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,883 Ow!
- 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,344 [laughter]
- 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,474 You see, you must pay attention, Token.
- 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,809 I was able to jollyrow your davishmere
- 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,060 with a forecastle.
- 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,812 This game is too confusing.
- 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:32,979 How about we have a snowball fight?
- 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,190 A snowball fight?
- 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,775 How barbaric.
- 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,110 Yes, Token, if you want to play such savage games,
- 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,946 I suggest you go live with lions.
- 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,949 [laughter]
- 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,450 I don't fit in anywhere.
- 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,080 Oh boy, we're going to the zoo.
- 00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:51,331 We can eat Jell-o pudding.
- 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,707 All right, this is gonna be fun, kids.
- 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,209 We're going to the zoo.
- 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,794 We can eat the Jell-o pudding and chocolate cake.
- 00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,629 Hey, what are you doing?
- 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,381 If you're gonna ride the bus in South Park,
- 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,007 you're gonna have to sit in the front!
- 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,592 All: Yeah!
- 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,928 Yeah, that's where the first-class seating is.
- 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,434 Yeah, how do you like that, richer?
- 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,727 It's very nice, actually.
- 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:13,770 Yeah, I'll bet it is.
- 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,813 Very, very comfy.
- 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,565 Uh-huh, looks like it.
- 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,900 Hello, my name is Token.
- 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,152 I don't fit in with all the kids at South Park Elementary,
- 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,196 so I invited a bunch of rich kids to move to town.
- 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,699 The problem is, I don't fit in with them either.
- 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,492 That's why I've come to live with you.
- 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,413 So if you'll have me and raise me as one of your own,
- 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,499 I promise to be the best lion I can be!
- 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,251 [growls]
- 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,460 Ahh, yeah.
- 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,297 ♪ Shovel that snow, baby ♪
- 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,299 ♪ It's all nice heavy and wet ♪
- 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,425 ♪ Just... ♪
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,011 ♪ We shall persevere ♪
- 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,889 ♪ We shall persevere ♪
- 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,390 You there, come march with us.
- 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:51,808 For what?
- 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:52,767 All the poor people in town
- 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:53,894 think they can persecute
- 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,937 and harass us decent rich folk.
- 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,106 So we're uniting and marching on the town square.
- 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,858 The Million Millionaire March!
- 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,484 All: Yeah! - Come on, brother.
- 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,236 But...I'm not rich.
- 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,571 What?
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,156 I'm just a school cafeteria chef.
- 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,408 I don't make much money.
- 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,784 We'll give you $100.
- 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,578 Ooh, fudge the snow now.
- 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,331 ♪ I shall persevere ♪
- 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,167 All: ♪ We shall persevere ♪
- 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,713 Arrr!
- 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,214 Look at the little black lion, Mommy.
- 00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,216 He's cute, isn't he?
- 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,350 Roar!
- 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,063 What are you doing here, boy?
- 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,816 You, you talk. I understood you.
- 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,360 I must be becoming a lion.
- 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,070 You're not becoming a lion.
- 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:48,281 The only way you can do that is to see Aslan.
- 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,533 Who's Aslan?
- 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,786 Very well, walk this way.
- 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:04,589 Is this the boy who's been living in our realm?
- 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,590 Yes.
- 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,175 Are you Aslan?
- 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,510 I am.
- 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,011 Well, I'm Token.
- 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:13,932 So you want to live with the lions, do you?
- 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:17,185 Yes, umm, great Aslan.
- 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,895 I don't fit in anywhere else.
- 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,773 And what makes you think you'd fit in with us?
- 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,024 Well, I don't know.
- 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,567 Do you like jokes?
- 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,694 What?
- 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:29,572 Jokes--you know, funny, ha-ha!
- 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,575 Us lions love jokes.
- 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,786 I like jokes a lot.
- 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,539 Hmm, then there may be hope in you yet,
- 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,000 Young apprentice lion.
- 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,044 Very well, we will let you stay
- 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,298 if you can pull this thorn from my paw.
- 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,845 Go on, try it. Pull my thorn.
- 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,931 Come on, pull my thorn!
- 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:55,974 [farts]
- 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:56,975 [snickering]
- 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,644 [laughing]
- 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,273 So can I stay?
- 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,858 You may.
- 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,695 But being a lion may be harder than you think.
- 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,406 A million millionaires are gathering their ranks
- 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,533 and will be marching on the town square tonight
- 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,243 in South Park to petition the end
- 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,787 of separate bars, bus seating, and restaurants.
- 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,706 It looks like it will be a great turnout,
- 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,332 as some of the millionaires also paid
- 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,377 several thousand Mexicans to march for them.
- 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,880 if they get that petition passed, it's all over.
- 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,965 I guess we learned our lesson.
- 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,217 You can't fight rich folk. They're just too powerful.
- 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,428 Now, come on, is that any way to talk?
- 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,846 They won, Garrison,
- 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,347 they can't be scared out of town.
- 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,267 No, we just haven't scared them the right way.
- 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,685 Think about it.
- 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,521 What scares rich people more than anything?
- 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,564 Ghosts?
- 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,316 Bingo.
- 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,276 Rich people won't want to live in South Park
- 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,861 if they think it's haunted.
- 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:50,945 All: Yeah!
- 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,697 Everyone get some sheets from home.
- 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,074 If we can't chase the richers out,
- 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,283 We'll spook 'em out!
- 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,242 Yeah! - Let's go!
- 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,625 [burps]
- 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,668 [laughter]
- 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,963 [burps]
- 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,882 [laughter]
- 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,009 [sighs]
- 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,553 Aslan.
- 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:18,848 Yes, what is it, young lion apprentice?
- 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,850 I think I'm gonna go home now.
- 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,186 Home?
- 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,564 But I thought your friends made fun of you at home.
- 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,484 They do, but I guess I learned something today.
- 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,070 You see, even though kids at South Park make fun of me,
- 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,488 I still like hanging around them
- 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,490 more than snobby rich kids or lions.
- 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,283 Even though I may be different from them,
- 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,077 I still like my old friends best.
- 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,246 It sounds like you've learned much,
- 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,248 young lion apprentice.
- 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,707 Very well.
- 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,835 But before you go,
- 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,797 perhaps you would like a stick of gum?
- 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,756 No, thanks.
- 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,801 Go on; it's spearmint.
- 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:56,511 No, because there's a spring in there,
- 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,471 and if I pull the gum out, it's gonna hurt my finger.
- 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:01,266 Ohh, so you don't want any gum then?
- 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,268 Are you sure?
- 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:06,729 Go on, try it!
- 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,772 Ow.
- 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,316 [laughter]
- 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,777 Oh, that is good stuff!
- 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,867 Jesus, lions suck.
- 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,743 And so it is with great determination
- 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,538 that us decent rich Americans have gathered to say
- 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,748 we will be separated no more.
- 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,167 All: Hooray!
- 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,085 This certainly has been an enlightening evening.
- 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,920 And as mayor, I accept your petition
- 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,006 and will abolish all separation laws.
- 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,549 All: Yeah!
- 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,676 And I want to assure the nation that is watching
- 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,721 that South Park is not a town of prejudice or bigotry.
- 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,055 Woo...
- 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,807 Boo!
- 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,767 Boo!
- 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,312 All: Woo...
- 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,188 What the...
- 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,230 Oh God, no.
- 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,231 Boo!
- 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,608 Haa!
- 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,151 Karl, do you see what I see?
- 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:54,360 Yes, Martin.
- 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,154 I do believe this town is "hainted."
- 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,947 Boo!
- 00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,074 Kids, go find the limo and get in!
- 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,576 You didn't tell me this town was hainted.
- 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,994 I didn't know!
- 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,955 I! Didn't! Know!
- 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,001 It's working.
- 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,336 They're scared to death.
- 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,879 Pack up your things quickly.
- 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:13,880 We got to get out of here.
- 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,174 Boo!
- 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,343 Oh, hey, there's Token.
- 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,802 Hey, guys.
- 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,054 Dude, we're gonna play football; you wanna play?
- 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,389 You mean... You <i>want</i> me around?
- 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,265 Sure, dude, you're our friend.
- 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,683 Yeah, I know.
- 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,352 But you guys always rip on me for being rich.
- 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,937 Dude, just because we rip on you for being rich
- 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:29,979 doesn't mean we don't like you.
- 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,564 Yeah, we're guys, dude.
- 00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,024 We find something about all our friends to rip on.
- 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,359 We make fun of you for being rich
- 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,568 Just like we make fun of Butters for being wimpy.
- 00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:36,945 They sure do.
- 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:38,529 Yeah, like we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.
- 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,739 Right. - That's right, huh?
- 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,282 And Stan for being in love with Wendy.
- 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,408 Yeah, I get it for that.
- 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,368 And Cartman for being fat.
- 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,911 And Cartman for being stupid.
- 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,246 And Cartman for having a whore for a mom.
- 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,872 Hey.
- 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:48,706 And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole.
- 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:49,666 Hey, you did me already!
- 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,376 You're right, guys.
- 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,461 From now on, I'm fine with being made fun of for being rich.
- 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,088 Oh, but we're not gonna rip on you for being rich anymore.
- 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,756 You're not?
- 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,258 No, dude, because since you got your feelings so hurt
- 00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,759 for being ripped on, now we think you're a pussy.
- 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,636 Yeah, so now you're a pussy--pussaholic.
- 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,471 Come on, Token, we're gonna play football, you puss.
- 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,597 Pussy! - Yeah, what a puss.
- 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,683 Yeah, that guy's a pussy.
- 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,852 Wait, I like being ripped on for being rich better!
- 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,854 That was it.
- 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,023 We just saw the last of 'em speeding away in a van.
- 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,858 All: Alright!
- 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,361 They were so scared, I'm sure they'll never be back.
- 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,946 That's great!
- 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,240 Now we can sell all their homes and become millionaires!
- 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,700 What?
- 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,910 But then you had us do all that for nothing.
- 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,161 Don't you see?
- 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,705 If you get rich selling these homes,
- 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,249 Then there will still be rich people in South Park.
- 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:33,376 Yeah, you'd become what you hate.
- 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,671 Well yeah, but at least I got rid of all those damn ni--
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