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How to Eat with Your Butt
Сезон: 05Серия: 10
Описание
Картман публикует весьма своеобразную фотографию Кенни на пакетах с молоком. Семья из другого штата, страдающая редкой болезнью, принимает Кенни за своего пропавшего сына.
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- 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,469 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,263 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,600 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,106 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,482 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:24,900 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,114 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,741 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,204 Okay now, lift your chin a little.
- 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,622 Look right here, right here.
- 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,249 Hey, where's my smile?
- 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,168 Come on, I bet you got a smile for me.
- 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,627 I'm starting to see a smile.
- 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:45,004 There it is.
- 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:47,339 Okay, great, next!
- 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:48,966 I didn't smile.
- 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:51,719 I hate picture day at school!
- 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,387 It's always some gay-ass photographer
- 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,432 with some gay-ass backdrop of New England.
- 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,808 Hang on a second.
- 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,268 My mom said to make sure I look good this time
- 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,937 in the school pictures.
- 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,024 Okay, smile.
- 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,028 Okay, next.
- 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,029 Did you go yet? - No.
- 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:11,322 This is taking forever.
- 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:13,407 You guys, you guys, this is so funny!
- 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,450 What, Cartman?
- 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,910 Dude, check it out.
- 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,953 For picture day, Kenny got into his parka backwards
- 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,538 so that his ass shows through his hood, look!
- 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,248 Kenny, come over here.
- 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,004 It isn't that funny, Cartman.
- 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,005 Yes, it is.
- 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,298 Next in line.
- 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,717 Come on, let's keep it moving kids.
- 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:32,802 Don't listen to that Jew, Kenny.
- 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,678 It's totally funny.
- 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:35,805 Take off your hat, please.
- 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,348 But I never take off my hat.
- 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:38,599 Come on now, I bet your parents
- 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,184 want a picture of you looking natural.
- 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,685 This <i>is</i> how I look natural.
- 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:43,312 Kyle, we're taking pictures without hats today!
- 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,772 Crap.
- 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,566 Smile!
- 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,110 Come on, where's that smile?
- 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,444 Is it gonna kill ya to smile?
- 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:51,654 I see a smile.
- 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:53,906 Next!
- 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,534 Gay-ass.
- 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:59,912 Very nice. Okay, last one.
- 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,082 Uh-oh.
- 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,126 Okay, have a seat, young man.
- 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:10,923 Okay, looking great.
- 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,842 Now, where's that smile?
- 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,219 Come on, give me a nice wide smile.
- 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,846 Wider.
- 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:18,264 Perfect.
- 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:19,598 How long 'til we get the pictures back?
- 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,100 Should be about four days.
- 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,602 Four days, oh man, I can't wait that long!
- 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,442 Come on, come on, come on, come on...
- 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,444 Alright class, I have your school photos to hand out.
- 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,946 Yes, yes!
- 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,823 Most of them are very nice.
- 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,283 But, apparently one of you
- 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,493 thinks it's fun to spoil their school pictures
- 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,203 and thinks he's a comedian.
- 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,788 That person will be spending the afternoon
- 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:43,873 in the principal's office.
- 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,917 School photos aren't for joking around,
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,544 so you aren't getting your photos back
- 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,462 Butters!
- 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,256 Me? But I didn't do nothin'.
- 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,716 For the rest of you,
- 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,176 I think your pictures turned out very nicely.
- 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,552 But--
- 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,720 But hey, wait a minute.
- 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,139 Let me see!
- 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,183 But, teacher, I didn't mean to look stupid in my picture,
- 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:04,518 honest!
- 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,066 Dude, dude, check it out.
- 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:12,651 This is the sweetest thing I've ever done.
- 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,195 You've ever done?
- 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,363 Look how the crack is centered right in the middle!
- 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,407 Eric, calm down,
- 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,950 I'm trying to yell at Butters.
- 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,203 OK, OK, I'm sorry, Miss Chokson-rocks.
- 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:24,371 You know very well my name isn't Chokson-rocks,
- 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,540 it's Choksondik!
- 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,459 Say it right or you can go to the principal with Butters.
- 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,294 I'm sorry, Miss Choksondik.
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,254 I tried to make a good picture, honest.
- 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,215 Your mother is waiting for you in the principal's office.
- 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,341 My mom?
- 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:36,884 Oh, sweet Jesus.
- 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,552 Oh, oh my God.
- 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,304 More people have to see this picture, you guys.
- 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:41,430 I've gotta to put it on the internet.
- 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,265 No, wait.
- 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,018 Kenny, I just had the greatest idea, ever.
- 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,857 Welcome to South Park Milk Company,
- 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:52,816 Can I help you?
- 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,235 Oh, yes, hello.
- 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,278 I am helping out a family who has a missing child,
- 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,988 and I was wondering if you could print his photo
- 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,199 on your milk cartons?
- 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,700 Oh, of course.
- 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,869 Printing those photos on our milk really does help.
- 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:04,787 Do you have the photo with you?
- 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,622 Yes, I have it right h'nyah.
- 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,499 Okay, great.
- 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:09,541 We'll print it immediately.
- 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:10,960 You will?
- 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,796 Thank you for your help.
- 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,172 Sure.
- 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,840 If I could just get a description of the child
- 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,801 to print underneath the photo.
- 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,010 Description...Oh, yes.
- 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,263 He has blonde hair.
- 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:24,807 And a brown eye.
- 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,686 A brown eye.
- 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,521 Okay, brown eye.
- 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:33,190 And big, rosy cheeks.
- 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,358 Full cheeks.
- 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,903 Full cheeks!
- 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,114 Winking brown eye, brown eye's winking.
- 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,910 Ms. Hamilton was the fourth person
- 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,954 to be run over by a motorcycle this week,
- 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,081 leaving a city to ponder, "who will be next?"
- 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,209 Hello?
- 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:55,754 You guys, you guys...
- 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,381 Hello?
- 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,761 Cartman?
- 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,556 Hurry.
- 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:06,390 What's he want?
- 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,933 I don't know, let's go see.
- 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,149 Why'd you call us?
- 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,192 Come on, come on.
- 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,944 It's so sweet.
- 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,738 You guys, Stan, here, this is so sweet.
- 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,156 God damn it, Cartman, what?
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,165 You put Kenny's picture on a milk carton?
- 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,583 Look at the descriptions.
- 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,709 Brown eye!
- 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:37,671 That isn't funny, Cartman.
- 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,298 Oh, it's so completely funny.
- 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,383 It's totally funny.
- 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,801 No, it's not, Cartman.
- 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,345 You know, there really are couples out there
- 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:45,929 who are missing children.
- 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:47,431 No there aren't.
- 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,849 Jesus, grow up, you guys.
- 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,904 Oh, my god...
- 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,447 Oh, my God!
- 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,866 Steven, Steven, come quick!
- 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:06,867 What is it, Martha?
- 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,869 Look, it's him.
- 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,954 It's...our son.
- 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,498 Our son?
- 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,214 ...and so that's when I called out to my husband.
- 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,383 I just knew the boy pictured on your milk carton
- 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,802 was our little Tommy.
- 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,221 Yes, I see.
- 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,807 But the child on the milk carton was reported missing,
- 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,225 not found.
- 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,684 We realize that.
- 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,186 But we just thought that maybe someone else
- 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,022 had found Tommy and then lost him again.
- 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,399 We're pretty certain that it's our boy,
- 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,401 considering his physical appearance.
- 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,653 Martha and I have the same condition.
- 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,530 Right.
- 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,281 You may not have realized it,
- 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:49,118 but we actually have buttocks where our heads should be.
- 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:50,744 Really?
- 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,371 Yes.
- 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,789 Steve and I have a condition called
- 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,791 "Torsonic Polarity Syndrome".
- 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,836 It's a birth defect that's passed on genetically.
- 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,672 over 11 people worldwide suffer from T.P.S.
- 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:04,800 Mmm, mmm, that's amazing.
- 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,969 Martha and I were lucky enough to meet each other
- 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,012 at a T.P.S. Convention in France.
- 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:11,890 So, ah, do you have heads
- 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,725 down where your rear end should be?
- 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,561 No, no, don't be silly.
- 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:18,564 You see, with T.P.S. the birth defect is on the exterior only.
- 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,858 Behind this we still have all our vital head organs--
- 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,609 tongue, eyes, nasal passages.
- 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,570 well, Mr. and Mrs...
- 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,113 Uh, Thompson.
- 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,739 Thompson.
- 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,992 I'll contact the young boy who gave me the photo,
- 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,452 and perhaps we can all visit him together.
- 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,287 Oh, wonderful!
- 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,080 Steven, we're going to see Tommy again.
- 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,457 Now, Martha,
- 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,542 What did I say about getting your hopes up?
- 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,169 You're right, You're right.
- 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,467 Okay, Cartman, what do you want this time?
- 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,010 Oh, you guys, you guys.
- 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,303 Oh my God.
- 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:50,721 Okay, okay, so get this, get this.
- 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,973 The milk company calls me, right?
- 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,851 They call me and say that two people from Wisconsin
- 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,811 saw the picture of Kenny on the milk carton
- 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,189 and they think it's their kid.
- 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,443 Dude, that's not funny if they're missing their son.
- 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,069 No, no, no, no.
- 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,863 Because apparently these two people
- 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,990 also kind of look like they have butts
- 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,075 where their heads should be.
- 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,204 Nah-uh!
- 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,413 Oh, yes!
- 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,748 And the best part is,
- 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,750 they're coming here to my house--
- 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,376 and it is gonna be so funny!
- 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,088 Oh, jeez, that's probably them now.
- 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,465 Okay, you guys, just play it good.
- 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,675 Just, shh, no, you guys.
- 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,805 Okay, okay-shh...
- 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:41,230 Hello, we're Mr. and Mrs. Thompson.
- 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:46,985 Eh.
- 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:49,613 Holy crap, dude.
- 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,739 No way!
- 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,702 We understand you've seen our son.
- 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,750 Uh, is this the right address?
- 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,795 I, I don't...
- 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,630 Cartman, where are you going?
- 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,553 Excuse me, do you boys know anything about this?
- 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,763 Ah, uhh... - Oh, boy.
- 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,181 Look, if you want an explanation,
- 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,516 you better go to Kenny's house.
- 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:18,892 Yeah, he lives about four houses away
- 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,310 on the bad side of town.
- 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,186 Oh, thank you, thank you!
- 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,688 Well?
- 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,648 They said to inquire four houses down.
- 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:25,857 Let's hurry!
- 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,860 Cartman, what the hell you doing?
- 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,279 Yeah, you missed them turning around.
- 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,238 You guys, something's wrong.
- 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,073 What?
- 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,951 I think I just saw the funniest thing I'll ever see.
- 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,495 And I think... I blew a funny fuse.
- 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,205 Blew a funny fuse?
- 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,958 it was just too much, and my sense of humor overloaded.
- 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,711 I don't think anything will ever be funny again.
- 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:50,716 Oh God, what have I done?
- 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,593 You mean they both have butts instead of heads?
- 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,678 Yeah, dude, we'll show you. They're over at Kenny's.
- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,762 How do they eat?
- 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,014 How the hell should we know?
- 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:57,931 Butters, hey, Butters!
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:58,599 You gotta check this out!
- 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,267 What?
- 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,268 You gotta come to Kenny's house with us.
- 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,644 There's these two people who have asses
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,812 where their heads should be.
- 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,314 Ah, I can't fellas.
- 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,482 I'm grounded for looking stupid in my school picture.
- 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,151 But, dude, you gotta see, it's hysterical!
- 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,194 Butters can't come out and play, boys.
- 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,904 <i>He</i> thinks it's funny to look like a jackass
- 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,073 in his school pictures that I have to pay for.
- 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,408 But I told you, Mom,
- 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,118 I didn't mean to look like a jackass.
- 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,369 It just happened.
- 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,455 You made a goofy face. - No!
- 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,706 That's just what I look like.
- 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,791 See?
- 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,794 Don't you make that face at me young man.
- 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,005 I'm not making a face, Mom!
- 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,590 Stop it!
- 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,258 Come on, we wanna see the ass people.
- 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,217 Alright.
- 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,178 Fine, Butters,
- 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,971 if you don't wanna stop making that stupid face at me,
- 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,057 you can just stay in your room for another week.
- 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:41,600 Another week?
- 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,685 I hate my stupid face.
- 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,773 Okay, Eric, as your counselor,
- 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:51,652 I want you to feel comfortable talking about anything, m'kay?
- 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:52,778 Mr. Mackey, is it possible
- 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,946 that you can see something so funny
- 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,865 that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
- 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,116 Well, I can't think of anything
- 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,701 that would be <i>that</i> funny.
- 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,328 Two people with asses for heads.
- 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,330 Ever since I saw them, I can't laugh at anything.
- 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,873 Oh, I see.
- 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,917 Well, what did you used to think was funny?
- 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,377 You know, all the usual stuff--
- 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,796 dirty jokes, funny movies, seeing someone die.
- 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,673 This morning I even saw a little girl
- 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:13,840 get her fingers caught in a car door,
- 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,717 and I couldn't laugh.
- 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,762 I mean, I knew it was funny, but I couldn't laugh.
- 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,472 Well, Eric, I suppose that just like everything else,
- 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,474 laughter can be relative.
- 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,519 In other words, sometimes people see something so scary
- 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,062 that nothing else scares them,
- 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,773 so the same could be true for funny things.
- 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,358 So does that mean I'll never laugh again?
- 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,026 It's possible, m'kay.
- 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,444 But, y'know, if you have completely lost
- 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,154 your sense of humor,
- 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,198 you can always become a writer for the show <i>Friends.</i>
- 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,200 M'kay.
- 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,452 Euh!
- 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,329 And so you see, our son was just playing a joke,
- 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,790 and the little fat kid put it on the milk carton.
- 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,583 Yes, yes, I see.
- 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:53,296 Kenny, don't you think you owe the Thompsons an apology?
- 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,924 No, it was foolish for us to get our hopes up.
- 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,552 It was just such a coincidence considering the photo.
- 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,053 You may not have realized this,
- 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,931 but Martha and I have buttocks where our heads should be.
- 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,224 Really? - Really?
- 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,767 Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,
- 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,728 how long has it been since you've seen your son?
- 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,813 Tommy disappeared when he was only seven.
- 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,648 Oh, Steven!
- 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,109 It's like it's all happening all over again.
- 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,864 There, there now.
- 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:22,325 Please, Mrs. Thompson, it'll be alright.
- 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,202 Listen, the South Park Milk Company
- 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,996 is the country's largest.
- 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,706 We find lost children all the time.
- 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:35,756 We can help you find Tommy with the milk company's database!
- 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:39,259 Yes, we'll all help you find your son.
- 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,844 Just stop crying.
- 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,054 Please, for the love of God, stop crying!
- 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:48,351 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:51,021 Mr. Thompson, how did your son become missing,
- 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,814 was he abducted?
- 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,941 Yes, he was in the care of our nanny at the time.
- 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,110 The nanny that we trusted so much took off with him,
- 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,653 and we still don't know why.
- 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,574 We think perhaps she wanted a child of her own.
- 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,326 And this was back in Wisconsin?
- 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,912 Yes, but we last heard the nanny was heading west.
- 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,372 That's why we thought Colorado made sense.
- 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,791 We tried every avenue to find him,
- 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,751 but we never tried the milk company.
- 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,085 Well, you just give us a try,
- 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,004 I think that you'll find that South Park milk
- 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,839 is not the only the best resource for finding kids,
- 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,716 but also the best producer of the freshest
- 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,593 2% low-fat milk the world can offer.
- 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,719 Thank you.
- 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,471 Thank you so much for helping us.
- 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,556 This certainly is a friendly town.
- 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,850 You've all been so wonderful.
- 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,477 Yes, I'm so grateful, I just wanna cry again.
- 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,520 No!
- 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,944 Dude, why are you wearing Shalana's panties?
- 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,114 I had to wear Shalana's panties,
- 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,534 Lisa's were in the wash!
- 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,371 Look, can we just get this over with?
- 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,831 But, dude, I can't French kiss him,
- 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,917 he's my grandpa!
- 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,335 Come on, dude.
- 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,962 Oh, alright, here it goes.
- 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,713 Come here, grandpa.
- 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,131 Ohh!
- 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,050 Oh, dude, oh.
- 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,260 Dude, what's wrong with you?
- 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,386 Nothing's wrong with me.
- 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,555 Well, I'm glad that's over with.
- 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,473 We better go back to the house now to see how Chris is doing.
- 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,979 Heh heh.
- 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,564 Hey...Ooh.
- 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,734 Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,
- 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,444 as president of the South Park Milk Company,
- 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,530 I want to apologize personally
- 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,574 for printing that falsified picture on our milk cartons.
- 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,993 Please, please, it's not your fault.
- 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,411 Yes, but here at South Park Milk,
- 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,954 we strive for excellence.
- 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,707 For instance, we are now entering the extraction room.
- 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,083 As you can see,
- 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,626 we keep it close to the refrigeration room.
- 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,128 That way we can get the milk to the container
- 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,296 as fast as possible.
- 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,797 That's why some say South Park Milk
- 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,090 tastes like you're sucking it
- 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,258 right from the cow's tits yourself.
- 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,634 Amazing.
- 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,969 Here, try a glass of our cold Vitamin "D"
- 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,178 and our fresh scones.
- 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,264 Delicious.
- 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,765 Oh, excuse me,
- 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,642 a little difficult to drink with our condition.
- 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,269 Martha and I actually have buttocks
- 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,395 where our heads should be.
- 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,730 Really?
- 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,106 Well, and in here we have our
- 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,941 missing child resource center.
- 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,401 Oh, my, isn't this impressive.
- 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,153 Yes, with the Cowron 4000,
- 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,738 Mrs. Garthunk can search a database
- 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,406 of over 30 million missing child cases.
- 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,867 We'll start the computer on a data search.
- 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,911 Now, when did your son turn up missing?
- 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,871 Well, it was 1982.
- 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,789 Tommy was only six at the time.
- 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:15,707 Alright then.
- 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,875 Computer!
- 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,543 Working!
- 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,503 Run a scan of missing children since 1982.
- 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,964 Check for physical birth defects called T.P.S.
- 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,800 T.P.S., Torsonic Polarity Syndrome,
- 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,845 plus missing since 1982, working!
- 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,889 So you actually haven't seen your son in over 20 years?
- 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,641 That's right.
- 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,476 But then why did you think the picture of Kenny was him?
- 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,144 Wouldn't your son be much older now?
- 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,479 Yes, but since he appeared to be at least
- 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,396 eight in the photo...
- 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,652 we assumed someone had seen him since we had.
- 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:47,822 This is the only photo we have of our little Tommy.
- 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,658 It's gonna take quite a while for the computer
- 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,284 to do a scan of all missing kids.
- 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,244 Well, why don't we let Miss Garthunk do her work,
- 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,790 and I'll let you two out for some good ol' Colorado chili.
- 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,750 We don't really like chili. It makes us throw up.
- 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,045 Well, hello, Eric.
- 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,588 I was really glad you called me, very much.
- 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,756 Jimmy, thank God, get in here!
- 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,591 What's this all about?
- 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,843 Jimmy, you've always been my favorite stand-up comic.
- 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,720 You've gotta help me, I've lost my sense of humor.
- 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,389 Gee, that's a terrible thing, Eric.
- 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,057 Comedy can be the best therapy, very much.
- 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,392 I just have to find my funny bone again.
- 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,726 Just try and make me laugh.
- 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,228 Oh, I don't think that will be hard.
- 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,562 I've been working on my routine.
- 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:20,939 Okay, let me have it.
- 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,357 Okay, try this one on for size.
- 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,858 Why did the pigeon cross the road?
- 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,318 Okay, why?
- 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,904 Because he was having sex with the chick...
- 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,990 Because he was having sex with the ch-chick...
- 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:33,159 Because he was having sex with the ch-ch-ch...
- 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,537 He was having sex with the chicken.
- 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,165 Nah, see, something's wrong, I'm not laughing.
- 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,375 Wow, what a great audience.
- 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,751 How about this classic?
- 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,044 Knock knock. - Who's there?
- 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,671 Orange. - Orange who?
- 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,464 Orange you glad I didn't say b...
- 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:47,632 Orange you glad I didn't say ba...
- 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,509 Orange you glad I didn't say ba-n...
- 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,429 Orange you glad I didn't say ba-nana?
- 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,348 No, that didn't work either.
- 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,433 Wow, what a great audience.
- 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,475 Knock knock.
- 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,518 Who's there?
- 00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,853 An interrupting cow.
- 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:04,190 An interrupting cow who... - Moo!
- 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,526 What a terrific audience.
- 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,741 Ah, let's see.
- 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,492 The Dallas-Fort Worth area, I haven't tried there yet.
- 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,577 Computer?
- 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,870 Working.
- 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,413 Scan for any children reported found
- 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,248 In the Dallas-Fort Worth area with a facial deformity.
- 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,166 Working.
- 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,668 Negative.
- 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,045 Oh, this is hopeless.
- 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,129 Wait a minute, let's try it this way.
- 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,213 Computer!
- 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,339 Working.
- 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,175 Scan data banks for <i>children</i>
- 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,801 who reported their <i>parents</i> missing.
- 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,053 Working.
- 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,388 1,006,000 hits.
- 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,474 Alright, then break it down to claims in the past 20 years.
- 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,726 Working.
- 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,187 321,000 hits.
- 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,938 Alright, now run a scan on homogenized
- 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,066 versus pasteurized skim milk.
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,568 In skim form, homogenized has longer shelf life
- 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,278 by 2.3 weeks.
- 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,404 Okay, okay.
- 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,655 Now give me a breakdown
- 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,365 of people who are seeking their parents
- 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:58,078 who also suffer from a disease called T.P.S.
- 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,996 Torsonic Polarity Syndrome
- 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,664 plus a claim not to know parents.
- 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,750 One match.
- 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,168 Bingo.
- 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,002 Do you have a photo?
- 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,671 Printing!
- 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,048 My God!
- 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,007 Oh, my God.
- 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,931 Butters, hey, Butters!
- 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,766 Hey, yeah?
- 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,018 They found the butt-face people's son, Butters.
- 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,020 They're gonna have a big reunion at the milk company.
- 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,772 Oh, gee, that sounds swell, fellas.
- 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,483 But I can't go, 'cause I'm still having behavioral problems.
- 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,193 Why are you wearing a paper bag on your head?
- 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,362 My parents are making me wear this paper bag on my head
- 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,448 until I learn to stop making silly faces all the time.
- 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,408 They really had it up to here with me.
- 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,078 Butters, are you ready to stop with the stupid faces?
- 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,621 I sure am, Dad.
- 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,331 Alright, you can take the paper bag off.
- 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,457 Thanks, Dad.
- 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,542 I'm sorry I was bad.
- 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,085 Oh, very funny, young man!
- 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,087 You think it's clever to make yourself up like a girl?
- 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,421 But dad, I didn't--
- 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,714 Did you use your mother's makeup?
- 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,007 She's gonna be furious.
- 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,467 I'm not wearing makeup, dad.
- 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,010 Put that bag back on!
- 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,887 Yes, sir.
- 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,514 Dude, that poor kid.
- 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,809 Yeah, we gotta remember to kick his ass tomorrow.
- 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,730 Dear mom,
- 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,483 I can no longer stand to be without a sense of humor.
- 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,361 Without laughter, the world is a cold and sad place.
- 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,655 And I can't go out to face it anymore.
- 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,242 Please tell everyone why I won't be at school.
- 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:27,167 And please buy me more chocolate guns.
- 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,043 I'm starting to run out.
- 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,385 Please get the kind with marshmallow inside.
- 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,512 I don't like the peanut butter filled one.
- 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,890 - Eric.
- 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,308 And so it is with great pride
- 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,185 that we have flown little Billy Thompson out here
- 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:49,063 to be reunited with his parents for the first time in 20 years.
- 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,523 Mrs. Garthunk.
- 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,816 Thank you, Mr. President.
- 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,902 I'm proud to be an employee of South Park Milk,
- 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,197 which to date has found over 100,000 missing kids
- 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,908 and led the way in the fight against curdling.
- 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,534 Mr. and Mrs. Thompson, your son grew up
- 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,661 not knowing who his parents were.
- 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,079 But he was strong and resilient
- 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,665 and ended up becoming very successful.
- 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,919 I think it will amaze you as it will all of us to learn
- 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,295 that your son...
- 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,547 Is Ben Affleck.
- 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,382 Come on out here, Ben!
- 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,384 Mom, Dad!
- 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,094 Son!
- 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,387 Oh, son!
- 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,805 What's going on?
- 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,432 Dude, the ass-faces' son is Ben Affleck.
- 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,017 Oh, our little Ben.
- 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,936 Oh, I'm so happy.
- 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,855 Wow, I never realized Ben had T.P.S.,
- 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,982 but I definitely see the resemblance now.
- 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,277 Oh, son.
- 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,570 Isn't this wonderful?
- 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,447 Okay, gang, give me a big smile.
- 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,283 Well, looks like everything turned out alright for them.
- 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,118 Yeah, I guess now we'll have to call him Ben Ass-fleck.
- 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,622 Ben Ass-fleck, that's funny!
- 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,957 Hey, you're laughing, Cartman.
- 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,250 Hey, you're right.
- 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,876 Oh, this is great-- Ben Ass-fleck!
- 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,419 Wait a minute, don't you see what happened?
- 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:54,879 What?
- 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,589 Everything turned out okay for those people.
- 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,465 And so now you can laugh.
- 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,716 Huh?
- 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,176 When Cartman first opened the door
- 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,469 and saw the Thompsons,
- 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,929 He felt bad for playing a joke on them.
- 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,222 Now that everything's turned out alright,
- 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,473 he's able to laugh.
- 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,683 Whoa, you're right.
- 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,017 Cartman had a feeling of remorse.
- 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,936 No, no, no, I blew a funny fuse.
- 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,604 there is no such thing as a funny fuse, Cartman.
- 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:12,981 You felt bad!
- 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,816 Whatever, all I know is I can laugh again.
- 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,484 I'm gonna go home and eat another chocolate gun.
- 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,027 Come on, Kenny!
- 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,409 Wow, Cartman actually felt bad for somebody
- 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,660 and couldn't laugh at them.
- 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,036 Our little man is growing up, Stan.
- 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,830 He's growing up.
- 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,081 Yeah, I guess we all are.
- 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,708 Maybe things are finally gonna start
- 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,293 getting more sophisticated around here.
- 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,921 Oh, son.
- 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,469 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,263 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:14,056 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,600 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,726 --> 00:00:18,853 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,563 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,106 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:23,482 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:24,900 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:28,863 ♪ [muffled] ♪
- 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,114 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,741 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,204 Okay now, lift your chin a little.
- 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:38,622 Look right here, right here.
- 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,249 Hey, where's my smile?
- 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,168 Come on, I bet you got a smile for me.
- 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,627 I'm starting to see a smile.
- 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:45,004 There it is.
- 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:47,339 Okay, great, next!
- 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:48,966 I didn't smile.
- 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:51,719 I hate picture day at school!
- 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,387 It's always some gay-ass photographer
- 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,432 with some gay-ass backdrop of New England.
- 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,808 Hang on a second.
- 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,268 My mom said to make sure I look good this time
- 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,937 in the school pictures.
- 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:05,024 Okay, smile.
- 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,028 Okay, next.
- 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,029 Did you go yet? - No.
- 00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:11,322 This is taking forever.
- 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:13,407 You guys, you guys, this is so funny!
- 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:14,450 What, Cartman?
- 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,910 Dude, check it out.
- 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,953 For picture day, Kenny got into his parka backwards
- 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,538 so that his ass shows through his hood, look!
- 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,248 Kenny, come over here.
- 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,458 [muffled giggling]
- 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,001 [laughing]
- 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,004 It isn't that funny, Cartman.
- 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:28,005 Yes, it is.
- 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,298 Next in line.
- 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,717 Come on, let's keep it moving kids.
- 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:32,802 Don't listen to that Jew, Kenny.
- 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,678 It's totally funny.
- 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:35,805 Take off your hat, please.
- 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:37,348 But I never take off my hat.
- 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:38,599 Come on now, I bet your parents
- 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,184 want a picture of you looking natural.
- 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,685 This <i>is</i> how I look natural.
- 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:43,312 Kyle, we're taking pictures without hats today!
- 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,772 Crap.
- 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,566 Smile!
- 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,110 Come on, where's that smile?
- 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,444 Is it gonna kill ya to smile?
- 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:51,654 I see a smile.
- 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:52,780 [camera click]
- 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:53,906 Next!
- 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:56,534 Gay-ass.
- 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:59,912 Very nice. Okay, last one.
- 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,288 [laughing]
- 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,082 Uh-oh.
- 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,126 Okay, have a seat, young man.
- 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:08,170 [stifling laughter]
- 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:10,923 Okay, looking great.
- 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,842 Now, where's that smile?
- 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:15,219 Come on, give me a nice wide smile.
- 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,846 Wider.
- 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:18,264 Perfect.
- 00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:19,598 How long 'til we get the pictures back?
- 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,100 Should be about four days.
- 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,602 Four days, oh man, I can't wait that long!
- 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,442 Come on, come on, come on, come on...
- 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,444 Alright class, I have your school photos to hand out.
- 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:33,946 Yes, yes!
- 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,823 Most of them are very nice.
- 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,283 But, apparently one of you
- 00:02:37,408 --> 00:02:39,493 thinks it's fun to spoil their school pictures
- 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,203 and thinks he's a comedian.
- 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,788 That person will be spending the afternoon
- 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:43,873 in the principal's office.
- 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,332 [muffled]
- 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,917 School photos aren't for joking around,
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,544 so you aren't getting your photos back
- 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,462 Butters!
- 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,256 Me? But I didn't do nothin'.
- 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,716 For the rest of you,
- 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,176 I think your pictures turned out very nicely.
- 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,552 But--
- 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,720 But hey, wait a minute.
- 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,139 Let me see!
- 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,183 But, teacher, I didn't mean to look stupid in my picture,
- 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:04,518 honest!
- 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,020 [roaring laughter]
- 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,066 Dude, dude, check it out.
- 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:12,651 This is the sweetest thing I've ever done.
- 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,195 You've ever done?
- 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,363 Look how the crack is centered right in the middle!
- 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:18,407 Eric, calm down,
- 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,950 I'm trying to yell at Butters.
- 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,203 OK, OK, I'm sorry, Miss Chokson-rocks.
- 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:24,371 You know very well my name isn't Chokson-rocks,
- 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,540 it's Choksondik!
- 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,459 Say it right or you can go to the principal with Butters.
- 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,294 I'm sorry, Miss Choksondik.
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,254 I tried to make a good picture, honest.
- 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,215 Your mother is waiting for you in the principal's office.
- 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,341 My mom?
- 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:36,884 Oh, sweet Jesus.
- 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,552 Oh, oh my God.
- 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,304 More people have to see this picture, you guys.
- 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:41,430 I've gotta to put it on the internet.
- 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,265 No, wait.
- 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,018 Kenny, I just had the greatest idea, ever.
- 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:51,857 Welcome to South Park Milk Company,
- 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:52,816 Can I help you?
- 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,235 Oh, yes, hello.
- 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,278 I am helping out a family who has a missing child,
- 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:57,988 and I was wondering if you could print his photo
- 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,199 on your milk cartons?
- 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,700 Oh, of course.
- 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:03,869 Printing those photos on our milk really does help.
- 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:04,787 Do you have the photo with you?
- 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,622 Yes, I have it right h'nyah.
- 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,499 Okay, great.
- 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:09,541 We'll print it immediately.
- 00:04:09,667 --> 00:04:10,960 You will?
- 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:11,919 [snickering]
- 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,796 Thank you for your help.
- 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,172 Sure.
- 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,840 If I could just get a description of the child
- 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:18,801 to print underneath the photo.
- 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,010 Description...Oh, yes.
- 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,263 He has blonde hair.
- 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:24,807 And a brown eye.
- 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,686 A brown eye.
- 00:04:28,811 --> 00:04:30,521 Okay, brown eye.
- 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:33,190 And big, rosy cheeks.
- 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:34,358 Full cheeks.
- 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,360 [laughing]
- 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,903 Full cheeks!
- 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,114 Winking brown eye, brown eye's winking.
- 00:04:42,825 --> 00:04:44,910 Ms. Hamilton was the fourth person
- 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:46,954 to be run over by a motorcycle this week,
- 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,081 leaving a city to ponder, "who will be next?"
- 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,000 [phone ringing]
- 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,209 Hello?
- 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,169 [laughing]
- 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:55,754 You guys, you guys...
- 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,381 Hello?
- 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:00,050 [laughing incessantly]
- 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,761 Cartman?
- 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,556 Hurry. [click]
- 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:06,390 What's he want?
- 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:07,933 I don't know, let's go see.
- 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,479 [laughing]
- 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,480 [doorbell]
- 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,149 Why'd you call us?
- 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,192 Come on, come on.
- 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,944 It's so sweet.
- 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,738 You guys, Stan, here, this is so sweet.
- 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:22,156 God damn it, Cartman, what?
- 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,165 You put Kenny's picture on a milk carton?
- 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,583 Look at the descriptions.
- 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,709 Brown eye!
- 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,462 [laughing]
- 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:37,671 That isn't funny, Cartman.
- 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,298 Oh, it's so completely funny.
- 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,383 It's totally funny.
- 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,801 No, it's not, Cartman.
- 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,345 You know, there really are couples out there
- 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:45,929 who are missing children.
- 00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:47,431 No there aren't.
- 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,849 Jesus, grow up, you guys.
- 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,482 [humming]
- 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,069 [gasps]
- 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,904 Oh, my god...
- 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,447 Oh, my God!
- 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,866 Steven, Steven, come quick!
- 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:06,867 What is it, Martha?
- 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,869 Look, it's him.
- 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,954 It's...our son.
- 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,498 Our son?
- 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,379 [mooing]
- 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,214 ...and so that's when I called out to my husband.
- 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,383 I just knew the boy pictured on your milk carton
- 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,802 was our little Tommy.
- 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,221 Yes, I see.
- 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,807 But the child on the milk carton was reported missing,
- 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,225 not found.
- 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,684 We realize that.
- 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:34,186 But we just thought that maybe someone else
- 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:37,022 had found Tommy and then lost him again.
- 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,399 We're pretty certain that it's our boy,
- 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,401 considering his physical appearance.
- 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,653 Martha and I have the same condition.
- 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,530 Right.
- 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,281 You may not have realized it,
- 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:49,118 but we actually have buttocks where our heads should be.
- 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:50,744 Really?
- 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:52,371 Yes.
- 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:53,789 Steve and I have a condition called
- 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,791 "Torsonic Polarity Syndrome".
- 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,836 It's a birth defect that's passed on genetically.
- 00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:01,672 over 11 people worldwide suffer from T.P.S.
- 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:04,800 Mmm, mmm, that's amazing.
- 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,969 Martha and I were lucky enough to meet each other
- 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,012 at a T.P.S. Convention in France.
- 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:11,890 So, ah, do you have heads
- 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,725 down where your rear end should be?
- 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,561 No, no, don't be silly.
- 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:18,564 You see, with T.P.S. the birth defect is on the exterior only.
- 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:20,858 Behind this we still have all our vital head organs--
- 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,609 tongue, eyes, nasal passages.
- 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,570 well, Mr. and Mrs...
- 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,113 Uh, Thompson.
- 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,739 Thompson.
- 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,992 I'll contact the young boy who gave me the photo,
- 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:31,452 and perhaps we can all visit him together.
- 00:07:31,577 --> 00:07:33,287 Oh, wonderful!
- 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,080 Steven, we're going to see Tommy again.
- 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,457 Now, Martha,
- 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,542 What did I say about getting your hopes up?
- 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,169 You're right, You're right.
- 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:44,256 [laughing]
- 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,467 Okay, Cartman, what do you want this time?
- 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,010 Oh, you guys, you guys.
- 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,303 Oh my God.
- 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:50,721 Okay, okay, so get this, get this.
- 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,973 The milk company calls me, right?
- 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,851 They call me and say that two people from Wisconsin
- 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,811 saw the picture of Kenny on the milk carton
- 00:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,189 and they think it's their kid.
- 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,691 [screaming laughter]
- 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,443 Dude, that's not funny if they're missing their son.
- 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:06,069 No, no, no, no.
- 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,863 Because apparently these two people
- 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,990 also kind of look like they have butts
- 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,075 where their heads should be.
- 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:14,203 [cackling hysterically]
- 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,204 Nah-uh!
- 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:16,413 Oh, yes!
- 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,748 And the best part is,
- 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,750 they're coming here to my house--
- 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,376 and it is gonna be so funny!
- 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,253 [doorbell]
- 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,088 Oh, jeez, that's probably them now.
- 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,465 Okay, you guys, just play it good.
- 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,675 Just, shh, no, you guys.
- 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,012 [chortling]
- 00:08:32,137 --> 00:08:33,805 Okay, okay-shh...
- 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:41,230 Hello, we're Mr. and Mrs. Thompson.
- 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:46,985 Eh.
- 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:49,613 [laughing] Holy crap, dude.
- 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,739 No way!
- 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,702 We understand you've seen our son.
- 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,750 Uh, is this the right address?
- 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,795 I, I don't...
- 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,630 Cartman, where are you going?
- 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,173 [muttering]
- 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:12,553 Excuse me, do you boys know anything about this?
- 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,763 Ah, uhh... - Oh, boy.
- 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,181 Look, if you want an explanation,
- 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,516 you better go to Kenny's house.
- 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:18,892 Yeah, he lives about four houses away
- 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,310 on the bad side of town.
- 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,186 Oh, thank you, thank you!
- 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,688 Well?
- 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,648 They said to inquire four houses down.
- 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:25,857 Let's hurry!
- 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,860 Cartman, what the hell you doing?
- 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,279 Yeah, you missed them turning around.
- 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:31,238 You guys, something's wrong.
- 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,073 What?
- 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,951 I think I just saw the funniest thing I'll ever see.
- 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,495 And I think... I blew a funny fuse.
- 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,205 Blew a funny fuse?
- 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,958 it was just too much, and my sense of humor overloaded.
- 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,711 I don't think anything will ever be funny again.
- 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:50,716 Oh God, what have I done?
- 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,593 You mean they both have butts instead of heads?
- 00:09:52,718 --> 00:09:54,678 Yeah, dude, we'll show you. They're over at Kenny's.
- 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,762 How do they eat?
- 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,014 How the hell should we know?
- 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:57,931 Butters, hey, Butters!
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:58,599 You gotta check this out!
- 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,267 What?
- 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,268 You gotta come to Kenny's house with us.
- 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,644 There's these two people who have asses
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,812 where their heads should be.
- 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,314 Ah, I can't fellas.
- 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,482 I'm grounded for looking stupid in my school picture.
- 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,151 But, dude, you gotta see, it's hysterical!
- 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,194 Butters can't come out and play, boys.
- 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,904 <i>He</i> thinks it's funny to look like a jackass
- 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:15,073 in his school pictures that I have to pay for.
- 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,408 But I told you, Mom,
- 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,118 I didn't mean to look like a jackass.
- 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,369 It just happened.
- 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,455 You made a goofy face. - No!
- 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,706 That's just what I look like.
- 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,791 See?
- 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,794 Don't you make that face at me young man.
- 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,005 I'm not making a face, Mom!
- 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,590 Stop it!
- 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,258 Come on, we wanna see the ass people.
- 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,217 Alright.
- 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,178 Fine, Butters,
- 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,971 if you don't wanna stop making that stupid face at me,
- 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,057 you can just stay in your room for another week.
- 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:41,600 Another week?
- 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,685 I hate my stupid face.
- 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,773 Okay, Eric, as your counselor,
- 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:51,652 I want you to feel comfortable talking about anything, m'kay?
- 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:52,778 Mr. Mackey, is it possible
- 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:54,946 that you can see something so funny
- 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:56,865 that it ruins your sense of humor forever?
- 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,116 Well, I can't think of anything
- 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,701 that would be <i>that</i> funny.
- 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,328 Two people with asses for heads.
- 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,330 Ever since I saw them, I can't laugh at anything.
- 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,873 Oh, I see.
- 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,917 Well, what did you used to think was funny?
- 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,377 You know, all the usual stuff--
- 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,796 dirty jokes, funny movies, seeing someone die.
- 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,673 This morning I even saw a little girl
- 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:13,840 get her fingers caught in a car door,
- 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,717 and I couldn't laugh.
- 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,762 I mean, I knew it was funny, but I couldn't laugh.
- 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,472 Well, Eric, I suppose that just like everything else,
- 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,474 laughter can be relative.
- 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,519 In other words, sometimes people see something so scary
- 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,062 that nothing else scares them,
- 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,773 so the same could be true for funny things.
- 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,358 So does that mean I'll never laugh again?
- 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,026 It's possible, m'kay.
- 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,444 But, y'know, if you have completely lost
- 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,154 your sense of humor,
- 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,198 you can always become a writer for the show <i>Friends.</i>
- 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,241 [chortling]
- 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,200 M'kay.
- 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,452 Euh!
- 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:44,329 And so you see, our son was just playing a joke,
- 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,790 and the little fat kid put it on the milk carton.
- 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,583 Yes, yes, I see.
- 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:53,296 Kenny, don't you think you owe the Thompsons an apology?
- 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,924 No, it was foolish for us to get our hopes up.
- 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,552 It was just such a coincidence considering the photo.
- 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,053 You may not have realized this,
- 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,931 but Martha and I have buttocks where our heads should be.
- 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,224 Really? - Really?
- 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,767 Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,
- 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,728 how long has it been since you've seen your son?
- 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,813 Tommy disappeared when he was only seven.
- 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,648 Oh, Steven!
- 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,109 It's like it's all happening all over again.
- 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,569 [blubberfarting]
- 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,864 There, there now.
- 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:22,325 Please, Mrs. Thompson, it'll be alright.
- 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,202 Listen, the South Park Milk Company
- 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,996 is the country's largest.
- 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,706 We find lost children all the time.
- 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,833 [blubberfart continues]
- 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:35,756 We can help you find Tommy with the milk company's database!
- 00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:39,259 Yes, we'll all help you find your son.
- 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,844 Just stop crying.
- 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,054 Please, for the love of God, stop crying!
- 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:48,351 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:51,021 Mr. Thompson, how did your son become missing,
- 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,814 was he abducted?
- 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,941 Yes, he was in the care of our nanny at the time.
- 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,110 The nanny that we trusted so much took off with him,
- 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,653 and we still don't know why.
- 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,113 [fart]
- 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,574 We think perhaps she wanted a child of her own.
- 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,326 And this was back in Wisconsin?
- 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,912 Yes, but we last heard the nanny was heading west.
- 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,372 That's why we thought Colorado made sense.
- 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,791 We tried every avenue to find him,
- 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,751 but we never tried the milk company.
- 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,085 Well, you just give us a try,
- 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:16,004 I think that you'll find that South Park milk
- 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,839 is not the only the best resource for finding kids,
- 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,716 but also the best producer of the freshest
- 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,593 2% low-fat milk the world can offer.
- 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,719 Thank you.
- 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,471 Thank you so much for helping us.
- 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,556 This certainly is a friendly town.
- 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,850 You've all been so wonderful.
- 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,477 Yes, I'm so grateful, I just wanna cry again.
- 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,520 All: No!
- 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,944 Dude, why are you wearing Shalana's panties?
- 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,279 [laughter]
- 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,114 I had to wear Shalana's panties,
- 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,534 Lisa's were in the wash!
- 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,371 Look, can we just get this over with?
- 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,831 But, dude, I can't French kiss him,
- 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:53,917 he's my grandpa!
- 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,335 Come on, dude.
- 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,962 Oh, alright, here it goes.
- 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,713 Come here, grandpa.
- 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,131 Ohh!
- 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,050 Oh, dude, oh.
- 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,260 Dude, what's wrong with you?
- 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,386 Nothing's wrong with me.
- 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,555 Well, I'm glad that's over with.
- 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,473 We better go back to the house now to see how Chris is doing.
- 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,725 [insincere laugh]
- 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,979 Heh heh.
- 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:15,564 Hey...Ooh.
- 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,734 Mr. and Mrs. Thompson,
- 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,444 as president of the South Park Milk Company,
- 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,530 I want to apologize personally
- 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,574 for printing that falsified picture on our milk cartons.
- 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,993 Please, please, it's not your fault.
- 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,411 Yes, but here at South Park Milk,
- 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,954 we strive for excellence.
- 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,707 For instance, we are now entering the extraction room.
- 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,083 As you can see,
- 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,626 we keep it close to the refrigeration room.
- 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,128 That way we can get the milk to the container
- 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,296 as fast as possible.
- 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:40,797 That's why some say South Park Milk
- 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,090 tastes like you're sucking it
- 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,258 right from the cow's tits yourself.
- 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,634 Amazing.
- 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,969 Here, try a glass of our cold Vitamin "D"
- 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,178 and our fresh scones.
- 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,221 [chewing loudly]
- 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,264 Delicious.
- 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,765 Oh, excuse me,
- 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,642 a little difficult to drink with our condition.
- 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,269 Martha and I actually have buttocks
- 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,395 where our heads should be.
- 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,730 Really?
- 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,106 Well, and in here we have our
- 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,941 missing child resource center.
- 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,401 Oh, my, isn't this impressive.
- 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,153 Yes, with the Cowron 4000,
- 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:04,738 Mrs. Garthunk can search a database
- 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,406 of over 30 million missing child cases.
- 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:08,867 We'll start the computer on a data search.
- 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:10,911 Now, when did your son turn up missing?
- 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,871 Well, it was 1982.
- 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,789 Tommy was only six at the time.
- 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:15,707 Alright then.
- 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,875 Computer!
- 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,543 Working!
- 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,503 Run a scan of missing children since 1982.
- 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,964 Check for physical birth defects called T.P.S.
- 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,800 T.P.S., Torsonic Polarity Syndrome,
- 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,845 plus missing since 1982, working!
- 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,889 So you actually haven't seen your son in over 20 years?
- 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,641 That's right.
- 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,476 But then why did you think the picture of Kenny was him?
- 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,144 Wouldn't your son be much older now?
- 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,479 Yes, but since he appeared to be at least
- 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,396 eight in the photo...
- 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,273 [chewing]
- 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,652 we assumed someone had seen him since we had.
- 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:47,822 This is the only photo we have of our little Tommy.
- 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,658 It's gonna take quite a while for the computer
- 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,284 to do a scan of all missing kids.
- 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,244 Well, why don't we let Miss Garthunk do her work,
- 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,790 and I'll let you two out for some good ol' Colorado chili.
- 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,750 We don't really like chili. It makes us throw up.
- 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,126 [doorbell]
- 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,045 Well, hello, Eric.
- 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,588 I was really glad you called me, very much.
- 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,756 Jimmy, thank God, get in here!
- 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,591 What's this all about?
- 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,843 Jimmy, you've always been my favorite stand-up comic.
- 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,720 You've gotta help me, I've lost my sense of humor.
- 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,389 Gee, that's a terrible thing, Eric.
- 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,057 Comedy can be the best therapy, very much.
- 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,392 I just have to find my funny bone again.
- 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,726 Just try and make me laugh.
- 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,228 Oh, I don't think that will be hard.
- 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,562 I've been working on my routine.
- 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:20,939 Okay, let me have it.
- 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,357 Okay, try this one on for size.
- 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,858 Why did the pigeon cross the road?
- 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,318 Okay, why?
- 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,904 Because he was having sex with the chick...
- 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,990 Because he was having sex with the ch-chick...
- 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:33,159 Because he was having sex with the ch-ch-ch...
- 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,537 He was having sex with the chicken.
- 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,165 Nah, see, something's wrong, I'm not laughing.
- 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,375 Wow, what a great audience.
- 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,751 How about this classic?
- 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,044 Knock knock. - Who's there?
- 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,671 Orange. - Orange who?
- 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,464 Orange you glad I didn't say b...
- 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:47,632 Orange you glad I didn't say ba...
- 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,509 Orange you glad I didn't say ba-n...
- 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,429 Orange you glad I didn't say ba-nana?
- 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,348 No, that didn't work either.
- 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,433 Wow, what a great audience.
- 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:57,475 Knock knock.
- 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,518 [sighs] Who's there?
- 00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,853 An interrupting cow.
- 00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:04,190 An interrupting cow who... - Moo!
- 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,526 What a terrific audience.
- 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,741 Ah, let's see.
- 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,492 The Dallas-Fort Worth area, I haven't tried there yet.
- 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,577 Computer?
- 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,870 Working.
- 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,413 Scan for any children reported found
- 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,248 In the Dallas-Fort Worth area with a facial deformity.
- 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,166 Working.
- 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,500 [beeping]
- 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,668 Negative.
- 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,045 Oh, this is hopeless.
- 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,129 Wait a minute, let's try it this way.
- 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,213 Computer!
- 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,339 Working.
- 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,175 Scan data banks for <i>children</i>
- 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,801 who reported their <i>parents</i> missing.
- 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,053 Working.
- 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,388 1,006,000 hits.
- 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,474 Alright, then break it down to claims in the past 20 years.
- 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,726 Working.
- 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,187 321,000 hits.
- 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,938 Alright, now run a scan on homogenized
- 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,066 versus pasteurized skim milk.
- 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,568 In skim form, homogenized has longer shelf life
- 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,278 by 2.3 weeks.
- 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,404 Okay, okay.
- 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,655 Now give me a breakdown
- 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,365 of people who are seeking their parents
- 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:58,078 who also suffer from a disease called T.P.S.
- 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,996 Torsonic Polarity Syndrome
- 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,664 plus a claim not to know parents.
- 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,750 One match.
- 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,168 Bingo.
- 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,002 Do you have a photo?
- 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,671 Printing!
- 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,048 My God!
- 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,007 Oh, my God.
- 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,931 Butters, hey, Butters!
- 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,766 Hey, yeah?
- 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,018 They found the butt-face people's son, Butters.
- 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,020 They're gonna have a big reunion at the milk company.
- 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,772 Oh, gee, that sounds swell, fellas.
- 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,483 But I can't go, 'cause I'm still having behavioral problems.
- 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,193 Why are you wearing a paper bag on your head?
- 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,362 My parents are making me wear this paper bag on my head
- 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,448 until I learn to stop making silly faces all the time.
- 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,408 They really had it up to here with me.
- 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:40,078 Butters, are you ready to stop with the stupid faces?
- 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,621 I sure am, Dad.
- 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,331 Alright, you can take the paper bag off.
- 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,457 Thanks, Dad.
- 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,542 I'm sorry I was bad.
- 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,085 Oh, very funny, young man!
- 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,087 You think it's clever to make yourself up like a girl?
- 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,421 But dad, I didn't--
- 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,714 Did you use your mother's makeup?
- 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,007 She's gonna be furious.
- 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,467 I'm not wearing makeup, dad.
- 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,010 Put that bag back on!
- 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,887 Yes, sir.
- 00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,514 Dude, that poor kid.
- 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,809 Yeah, we gotta remember to kick his ass tomorrow.
- 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,730 Dear mom,
- 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,483 I can no longer stand to be without a sense of humor.
- 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,361 Without laughter, the world is a cold and sad place.
- 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,655 And I can't go out to face it anymore.
- 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,242 Please tell everyone why I won't be at school.
- 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:27,167 And please buy me more chocolate guns.
- 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,043 I'm starting to run out.
- 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,385 Please get the kind with marshmallow inside.
- 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,512 I don't like the peanut butter filled one.
- 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,890 - Eric.
- 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,308 And so it is with great pride
- 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,185 that we have flown little Billy Thompson out here
- 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:49,063 to be reunited with his parents for the first time in 20 years.
- 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,523 Mrs. Garthunk.
- 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:51,816 Thank you, Mr. President.
- 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,902 I'm proud to be an employee of South Park Milk,
- 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,197 which to date has found over 100,000 missing kids
- 00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,908 and led the way in the fight against curdling.
- 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,534 Mr. and Mrs. Thompson, your son grew up
- 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,661 not knowing who his parents were.
- 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,079 But he was strong and resilient
- 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,665 and ended up becoming very successful.
- 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,919 I think it will amaze you as it will all of us to learn
- 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,295 that your son...
- 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,547 Is Ben Affleck.
- 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,382 Come on out here, Ben!
- 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,384 Mom, Dad!
- 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,094 Son!
- 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,387 Oh, son!
- 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,805 What's going on?
- 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,432 Dude, the ass-faces' son is Ben Affleck.
- 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,017 Oh, our little Ben.
- 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,936 Oh, I'm so happy.
- 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,855 Wow, I never realized Ben had T.P.S.,
- 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,982 but I definitely see the resemblance now.
- 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,651 [farting]
- 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,277 Oh, son. [farting]
- 00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,570 Isn't this wonderful?
- 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,447 Okay, gang, give me a big smile.
- 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,283 Well, looks like everything turned out alright for them.
- 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,118 Yeah, I guess now we'll have to call him Ben Ass-fleck.
- 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,621 [laughing]
- 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,622 Ben Ass-fleck, that's funny!
- 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,957 Hey, you're laughing, Cartman.
- 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,250 Hey, you're right.
- 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,876 Oh, this is great-- Ben Ass-fleck!
- 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,419 Wait a minute, don't you see what happened?
- 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:54,879 What?
- 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,589 Everything turned out okay for those people.
- 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,465 And so now you can laugh.
- 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,716 Huh?
- 00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,176 When Cartman first opened the door
- 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,469 and saw the Thompsons,
- 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,929 He felt bad for playing a joke on them.
- 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,222 Now that everything's turned out alright,
- 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,473 he's able to laugh.
- 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,683 Whoa, you're right.
- 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,017 Cartman had a feeling of remorse.
- 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,936 No, no, no, I blew a funny fuse.
- 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,604 there is no such thing as a funny fuse, Cartman.
- 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:12,981 You felt bad!
- 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,816 Whatever, all I know is I can laugh again.
- 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,484 I'm gonna go home and eat another chocolate gun.
- 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,027 Come on, Kenny!
- 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,365 [laughing]
- 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,409 Wow, Cartman actually felt bad for somebody
- 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,660 and couldn't laugh at them.
- 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,036 Our little man is growing up, Stan.
- 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,830 He's growing up.
- 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,081 Yeah, I guess we all are.
- 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,708 Maybe things are finally gonna start
- 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,293 getting more sophisticated around here.
- 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:34,919 [farting]
- 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,921 Oh, son.
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