Большая общественная проблема — Друзья вместе с Шефом должны прекратить распространение слова «говно», так как, если постоянно публично его произносить, люди по неизвестной причине заболевают и умирают.

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It Hits The Fan

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Описание

Друзья вместе с Шефом должны прекратить распространение слова «говно», так как, если постоянно публично его произносить, люди по неизвестной причине заболевают и умирают.

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00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,302 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:12,138 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,973 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:16,934 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,521 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,606 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:24,108 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,651 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:32,074 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:35,036 Hey, you guys, look what I have!
00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:36,370 What?
00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,164 Four tickets to <i>The Lion King</i> on stage.
00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,665 Oh. - Oh.
00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,126 Oh, come on, you guys, it's supposed to be really cool.
00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,253 Yeah, no, it sounds really cool.
00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,755 You guys, you guys, oh, my God!
00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,089 Oh, my God, you guys!
00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,467 What, dough boy? - I was just--
00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:51,343 I was just watching the TV. They had this commercial.
00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,553 So?
00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,013 So guess what they're gonna say
00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:55,139 tonight on that show <i>Cop Drama.</i>
00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,307 What? - No, come on, guess.
00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:57,600 They're gonna say something
00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,768 that's never been said on television.
00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,186 What? - You'll never guess.
00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:01,437 What? - Guess.
00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,605 God damn it, Cartman,
00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,731 What are they gonna say on <i>Cop Drama?</i>
00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,483 You ready?
00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:10,112 Tonight on <i>Cop Drama,</i> on TV, they're gonna say...
00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,031 "shit".
00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,574 They're gonna say "shit" on television?
00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,409 They can't say "shit" on television.
00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,577 It was just on the news! People are freakin' out, dude!
00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,204 Holy fucking shit.
00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:20,039 We gotta watch.
00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,457 Yeah, I'm gonna have people over to my house to see it.
00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,250 But I've got these tickets to see <i>Lion King</i> on stage.
00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,668 Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle.
00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:27,379 I said "shit," on television.
00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,298 It's just a marketing ploy by the network,
00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,758 like that time they had the first male-to-male kiss
00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,093 with Terrance and Phillip.
00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,469 Oh, come on, dude, this is history.
00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,678 It's stupid.
00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,430 Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle.
00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,765 What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,183 No, I don't have sand in my vagina.
00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,559 I just think it's a little immature
00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:41,811 for us to be standing around,
00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,104 talking about one dumb word being on TV!
00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,606 Hey, uh, Sam, did you hear the news?
00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,275 Yeah, they're gonna say "shit" on television.
00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,195 We should all get together and watch it at the bar.
00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,404 Yeah!
00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:53,656 Yeah. - Yeah.
00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,157 Are you guys gonna let your kids watch?
00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,076 Oh, sure.
00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,702 I mean, you know, <i>Cop Drama's</i> a very artsy, dramatic show.
00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:00,538 and they're gonna say "shit"!
00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:04,208 Hey, Butters, I got tickets to go see <i>Lion King</i> tonight,
00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,418 and I decided to invite you before anybody else.
00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:08,254 Oh, sorry, I can't.
00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:09,505 They're gonna say "shit" on <i>Cop Drama,</i>
00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,340 and my mom and dad say I have to watch it with them
00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,758 so I don't take it the wrong way.
00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,176 How many ways are there to take it?
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,553 It's just a stupid word!
00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:18,264 Hey, everybody, it's on in 30 minutes!
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,688 Listen, Mitchell, I put my life on the line every day.
00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,189 How dare you accuse <i>me?</i>
00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,732 Oh, I bet this is it. Here it comes.
00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:30,484 I'm doing my job, Frank.
00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,528 We have to know where that evidence was shipped.
00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,779 Oh, was that it? Was that it?
00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,573 "Shipped". he said "shipped".
00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:38,159 I told you we don't have a record of that, and besides,
00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,870 your job is to protect the men who serve this force.
00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,621 God damn it, when are they gonna say "shit"?
00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,248 Shh!
00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,792 Maybe... Maybe protect them from you.
00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,295 Maybe you're forgetting who you're talking to.
00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,714 And maybe you're forgetting I used to be a cop, too!
00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,757 Yeah, you used to be a lot of things!
00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:56,260 Oh, he doesn't know Mitchell slept with his wife, does he?
00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,845 That's it. I've had enough of this.
00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,597 Don't you turn your back on me, you.
00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,182 I said enough!
00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:04,310 Is it? Will it ever be enough?
00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:07,104 <i>Cop Drama</i> will return after these messages.
00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,106 Jesus Christ, another commercial?
00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,274 Are they ever gonna say "shit"?
00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,567 I'm sure they're just holding it
00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,651 to the very last scene.
00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,486 - Ugh! - Where you going, Kyle?
00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:16,280 I'm going to the kitchen. This is stupid!
00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,865 But you're gonna miss it.
00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,158 They're gonna say "shit" and you're gonna miss it.
00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:19,742 I don't really give a fuck.
00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:20,743 Oh.
00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:25,206 Just understand that it's my job.
00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:26,624 I still think you're a good cop.
00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:28,709 Well, Mitchell, I guess you're going to do
00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,252 what you're gonna do.
00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,296 Let's just try and stay friends no matter what.
00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,757 You're right. Maybe I'll see you around.
00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,635 Goodbye. Oh, and, Mitchell?
00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,678 You've got some shit on the side of your mouth right there.
00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,180 Oh, yeah, oh, thanks, thanks.
00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:42,598 Wow!
00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,599 Whoa!
00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,767 - Oh! - Whoa!
00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:48,729 They did it.
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,356 I can't believe they actually said it.
00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,691 Dude, you missed it, Kyle. It was so awesome!
00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,401 Well, I hope it lived up to all the hype.
00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,403 You must feel <i>so</i> much better now.
00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,322 Kyle, we've gotta get that sand out of your vagina.
00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,199 It's making you cranky. Does it itch?
00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,242 Do you really think anything's
00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,534 gonna be any different now?
00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:03,827 Do you really think that this will have
00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,579 the tiniest, smallest effect on the world?
00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,456 It's still the same old world out there. Look!
00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,169 What the hell?
00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,170 Whoa, dude, it's raining frogs.
00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,463 Oh, whatever.
00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,924 Last night, the daring and bold show <i>Cop Drama</i>
00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:20,678 broke new ground by saying "shit" on television,
00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,347 making "shit" officially okay to say around the country.
00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,891 A recent poll shows that 24% of Americans
00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,768 think the show has pushed the envelope too far,
00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,770 while a whopping 76%
00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,605 say they don't really give a shit.
00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,607 In other news, a strange virus
00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,360 which causes victims to vomit up their intestines
00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:39,196 is making life shitty for a small farming community.
00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,698 Rick Watts has the story.
00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:41,740 Thanks, Tom.
00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,325 Shit is certainly going down
00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,535 here in the small town--
00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:48,872 Whoa, shit!
00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,793 All right, children, in lieu of the common usage,
00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,753 I'm supposed to clarify the school's position
00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,672 on the word "shit".
00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,299 Wow, we can say "shit" in school now?
00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,633 Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,302 Just because they say it on TV, it's all right?
00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:03,554 Yes, but only in the figurative noun form
00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:04,346 or the adjective form.
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,848 Huh?
00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,975 You can only use it in the nonliteral sense.
00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:08,976 For instance:
00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,186 "That's a shitty picture of me,"
00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,396 is now fine.
00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,565 However, the literal noun form of,
00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,401 "This is a picture of shit," is still naughty.
00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:18,819 I don't get it. - Me neither.
00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,322 The adjective form is now also acceptable.
00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:24,658 "The weather outside is shitty."
00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,494 However, the literal adjective is not appropriate.
00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,996 For example:
00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:32,374 "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl shitty,
00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,792 "and I had to clean it with a rag
00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,711 which then also became shitty."
00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,004 That's right out.
00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,756 S...S...
00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,424 Shit!
00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,675 Very good, Timmy.
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,344 Uh, Ms. Choksondik,
00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:45,346 can we say it in the expletive,
00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,765 like, "oh, shit", or, "shit on a shingle"?
00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,516 Yes, that's now fine.
00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,769 Wow, this is gonna be great-- a whole new word.
00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,604 It's not new!
00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,814 I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and prove it.
00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,399 Don't mind Kyle, everyone.
00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,942 He's just got a little sand in his vagina.
00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,486 There's no sand in my vagina!
00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:02,821 Boys, watch your language, shit!
00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,823 And so, children, instead of saying,
00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,492 "hand in your papers",
00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,577 I may now say, "hand in your shit".
00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,329 Any questions?
00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,830 What about, "I have to take a shit"?
00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,415 No! No, Filmore!
00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,917 You can say, "I have to poop and shit",
00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,502 or, "oh, shit, I have to poop",
00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:17,711 but not, "I have to shit".
00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,546 - Are we all clear? - No!
00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,757 Look, it's all about context.
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,385 For example, recently, I have come out
00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,553 and admitted that I was a homosexual.
00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:27,888 I'm gay.
00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,683 That means that now I can say the word "fag".
00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:35,646 On television, they usually don't allow "fag".
00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,023 But because I'm gay, it's all right.
00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,651 And with the new approval of the word "shit",
00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:44,029 that means that finally, I am free to say...
00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,615 ♪ Hey, there, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,951 ♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, how do ya do ♪
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,495 ♪ Hey, there, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,705 ♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, how do you do ♪
00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,416 Oh, this is great.
00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,796 Well, that store has such lovely shit.
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,715 Yeah, too bad I don't have shit for cash right now.
00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,801 Oh, looks like the weather might turn shitty.
00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,636 Oh, I don't really give a shit.
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,304 I've done enough shit outside today and shit.
00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,973 Shit, Peter, you look like shit.
00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,724 Oh, shit, I feel like shit.
00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,768 I think I--
00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:15,936 Holy shit!
00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,438 Did you see that shit?
00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,106 What kind of shit is this?
00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,441 That is some weird shit.
00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,567 Susan, your shit's ready!
00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:22,776 You know where this shit goes?
00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,861 Shit if I know.
00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:24,987 Nice going, shit for brains.
00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,321 ♪ Old Macdonald took a shit ♪
00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,406 ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪
00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,824 Dumb shit!
00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,847 ♪ Hey, there, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,475 ♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, how do ya do ♪
00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,476 ♪ Hey, there-♪
00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,977 Oh, shit, excuse me.
00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,854 Hey, watch it, fag!
00:07:58,979 --> 00:07:59,771 What did you call me?
00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,607 I called you a fag,
00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:02,983 because I'm gay,
00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,360 and that means I'm free to use the word "fag"!
00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,488 So piss off, you fag-shitter.
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:08,780 Ha, ha, ha!
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,033 ♪ Hey, there, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,494 ♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, ba doop a doop doo ♪
00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:14,703 This sucks.
00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,913 Now that shit's out,
00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,581 it isn't fun to say it anymore.
00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,832 yeah, they've taken all the fun out of "shit".
00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,334 We're gonna have to start saying other bad words,
00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,044 like "cock" and "fuck" and "meecrob".
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,545 what's "meecrob"?
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,339 you know, that stuff you get as an appetizer
00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,507 at Thai food restaurants.
00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,759 Meecrob is way grosser than shit, dude.
00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,928 I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket full of shit
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,387 before I ate another plate of meecrob.
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,597 You guys, you guys!
00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,307 I looked up the word "shit".
00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,642 I think it might have something to do
00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:37,643 with people dying.
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,436 What?
00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,646 Haven't you noticed everyone getting sick?
00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,439 It all started when they said "shit" on television.
00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,566 Oh, Kyle, you are so full of meecrob.
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,026 I am not full of meecro--what?
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,694 Look, the word "shit" first showed up
00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,613 in English in the 1340's,
00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,782 the same time as something called "The Black Death."
00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,575 What's that?
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,910 Kyle, do you still have sand in your vagina
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,036 about us not going to <i>Lion King</i> with you?
00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,538 I mean, shit, dude, let it go.
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:58,705 Look, it might be coincidence,
00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,790 but I think we better ask someone.
00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,166 Come on!
00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,636 A 75 share--my God, I never thought it was possible.
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,845 Sir, your "shit" idea
00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,514 has turned the entire network around.
00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,391 We're proud to work for you.
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,560 Sir, I'd just like to take this opportunity--
00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,478 and I'm sure I speak for all of us
00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,565 when I say you are the most creative genius in Hollywood.
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:28,110 And, well, I'd let you have me if you wanted.
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,070 Thanks, Roger, but I've only just started.
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,446 You see, I've already figured out
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,115 our new marketing scheme technique
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,158 for the next run of shows.
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,743 Whoa! He's unstoppable.
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,078 What's the new idea? I can hardly wait.
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,705 I'm about to piss myself.
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:43,959 This Saturday, on HBC, we're going to say...
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,546 "shit"... Twice.
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,007 Twice! - Brilliant.
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,550 Think of the repetition.
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,594 It's like saying it once, but double.
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:54,886 Well, gentlemen, let's get on it.
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:55,887 Ho!
00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,600 ♪ Baby, you are so fine ♪
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:00,934 ♪ And shit ♪
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,686 ♪ The shit you do, the shit you say ♪
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,147 ♪ I'll jump on your shit any day ♪
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,815 Oh, hello, there, children.
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,525 Hey, Chef.
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,860 Chef, do you know where "shit" comes from?
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,653 Uh, from your ass, children.
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,030 No, no, no-- the word "shit".
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,865 Ohh...
00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,742 Detective Sandy Vagina here thinks that "shit"
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,702 might have something to do with everyone getting sick.
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,245 It said in my book that the word "shit"
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,705 started the exact same time
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,248 as something called "The Black Death."
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,250 The Black Death? Are you sure?
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,752 What's the Black Death, Chef?
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,795 Latoya Jackson, children.
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,297 Ohh!
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,840 But I think, back in those days,
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:32,841 it meant something else--
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,844 The Plague.
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,514 It says here the word "shit" has been around for over 600 years.
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,683 It comes from the Anglo-Saxon word "scite."
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,518 right, but in the 1340's,
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,187 people in England stopped calling it "scite"
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,980 and started calling it "shit"--
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,774 the same year as the black plague.
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,485 This is the oldest book in the library--
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,488 a priceless original of England's history.
00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,990 Just about everything you could want to know about the plague
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,784 is in this great tome.
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,828 Oh, shit.
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:05,165 Well, this other book has some good information, too.
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,750 The Black Plague--
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,710 over half of Europe was killed by it.
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,295 Look, they're puking out their intestines
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,838 just like the people here.
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:12,881 Look at this, children.
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,174 It says the people in England
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,676 believed that the plague was a curse,
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,219 "a dark magic infliction
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,930 brought on by a mass utterance of a word of curse."
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,723 Word of curse?
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,101 A...curse word. - Of course!
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,894 I've never even thought
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,688 about why we use the term "curse word" before.
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,107 Because it brings a curse, like the Black Death.
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,149 You guys, look here.
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,026 In this Nancy Drew mystery,
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,028 Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe.
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,698 This could explain how Kyle got it in his vagina.
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:38,949 Cartman, this is serious!
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,659 So am I, Kyle.
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,244 If that sand in your vagina doesn't get released,
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,912 you could become a walking time bomb.
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,831 Heh, heh, heh.
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,958 if you don't mind, I'll have to close up now.
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,794 They're going to say "shit" seven times on HBC and--
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,922 Holy shit! - Oh-ho, gross!
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,174 Dude, this plague is spreading like wildfire.
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,178 Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,805 Kenny's got it, heh, heh.
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,223 We gotta do something, Chef.
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,850 If we don't stop that network,
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,185 "shit" will become an even more acceptable word.
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,730 Children, we've got to warn those producers in Hollywood
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,190 that the plague and "shit" could be linked.
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,696 Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking.
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,656 If you look out the right side of the aircraft,
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,825 you can see some interesting shit.
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,076 And over on the left side,
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,162 there's some interesting shit, too.
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,873 We should be arriving in Los Angeles in about two hours.
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,666 Until then, we invite you to sit back, relax,
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,625 and enjoy our shitty service.
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,962 God damn it, Kenny, don't get your plague germs on me!
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,797 Cartman, stop being an asshole!
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,183 The ratings are in, sir.
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,185 We broke another record last night
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,813 with the show that said "shit" seven times.
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,690 Where is the roof on this thing?
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,609 I mean, how can we top ourselves now?
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,319 Gentlemen, I have it,
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,113 the end-all, greatest marketing ploy of all time.
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:07,245 Tonight, on HBC, we will air all our sitcoms live
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:11,291 and have everyone say "shit" in place of their written lines.
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,044 And we'll call it "Must Shit TV."
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,170 Bravo!
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,922 Night of a million shits!
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,882 Now, doing this live will be difficult, so we must--
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,217 Hold on a minute, Mr. Producer.
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,010 Who are you?
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,345 My name is Chef, and these are the children.
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,388 We've come to warn you about "shit".
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,724 Oh, brother, another Christian protest group.
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,184 Who wants to take this one?
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,393 I'll get it.
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,270 Gentlemen, we appreciate your concern.
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,897 Here at HBC, the general goal is providing
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,106 the highest, most thought-provoking entertainment.
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,358 How great is it that we live in a country
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,276 where an artist can express himself freely.
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,653 That's not only the American spirit; it's the HBC spirit,
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,362 which allows us to make great family programming,
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,113 like <i>Halo the Turtle,</i>
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,865 and, of course, everyone's favorite show, <i>Cop Drama.</i>
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,158 We can't thank you enough for bringing your concerns
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,201 to our network, for it is you, the loyal HBC viewer,
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,911 who makes this great network
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,873 and, indeed, the great country that it is.
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,250 All right, now, as I was saying--
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,293 Hey, hold on a minute! - Are they still here?
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,712 Haven't you people noticed all the strange things going on?
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,297 We think that you might have caused it
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,925 by helping make "shit" an everyday word.
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,093 Right, right.
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,970 It's true.
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,346 We think that word might be plaguing our friend Kenny.
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,430 Do you have any proof of this?
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,099 No.
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,017 Then get out of here before we have you thrown out!
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,729 But we can keep the <i>Halo the Turtle</i> dolls, right?
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,981 Damn cracker-ass producers!
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,190 Now what are we gonna do, Chef?
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,025 I don't know, children.
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,695 I guess we got to get the word out to people some other way.
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,822 Aaahh!
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,448 Oh, shit!
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:27,909 Aaahh!
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,661 Stand aside!
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,662 All right, now, we have to get
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,705 all our biggest names to say "shit."
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,831 And then we're gonna--
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,291 Halt your evil plans!
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,792 Huh?
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,377 I possess the Rune Stone of Undoing.
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,672 Who is in charge here?
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,299 Oh, no!
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,176 You guys didn't hire me a stripper for my birthday.
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,012 Oh, tell me you guys didn't.
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,056 Show your true form, Geldan, lest you be afraid.
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:54,644 Your short time in this world is at an end.
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,938 Ach! The rune stone has no effect.
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,148 You are not Geldan.
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,858 I never said I was.
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,234 You'll die anyway,
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,946 for you have spread the word of curse.
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,114 Security.
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,160 Aach!
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,953 Who are you?
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,371 Take this.
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,873 What are we supposed to do with it?
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,042 Ehhhgggh.
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,627 Now what?
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,836 We've got to find people who know
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,254 what the hell this is all about.
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,964 Children, we're gonna have to go to the land
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,884 of castles, knights, and kings.
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,765 Lords and Ladies, we bid you welcome
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,392 to the grandest casino in the land--
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:38,271 Excalibur!
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,149 Take a free spin. Double your odds.
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,734 Excuse me, do you work here?
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,819 How can I help you, noble sir?
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,113 We need some help identifying an ancient English stone.
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,782 A what?
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,158 It might hold the key to a curse.
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,744 Uh, I can help get you some credit
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,913 or a comp meal, perhaps.
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,164 Dude, we need help from the British.
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,208 Look, kid, this is just a casino.
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,709 I can't help you.
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,877 You know, not every British person
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,713 knows about wizards and dragons and curses.
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,132 We just need help identifying this.
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:09,052 a rune stone of Gaelic! Where did you get this?
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,261 You know what it is?
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,305 The Skire once spoke of such a stone.
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,307 Come, we must see the sorcerer.
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,979 Get ready for Must Shit TV!
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:22,774 Starting now, four straight hours of pure shit!
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,275 It's all live!
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,069 Hey...shit.
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,197 Hey, shit.
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,033 Yeah. Yeah, shit.
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,911 This is it, my greatest work.
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,789 Cocktails, cocktails.
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,791 These Americans wish to see the Skire.
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,043 Let us make haste to the Inner Sanctum.
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,128 How could you foolish Americans
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,879 bring the wrath of scorn
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,215 by mass chanting the word of wretchedness?
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,342 Uh, yeah, we didn't mean to.
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,220 Didn't you realize "shit" is a curse word?
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,972 Well, yeah, but I don't think we knew
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,182 that "curse word" meant... curse word.
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,185 Ha, leave it to Americans to think that no means yes,
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,187 "pissed" means angry,
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,897 and "curse word" means something
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,566 other than a word that's cursed!
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,114 Let me see the stone. - But I don't get it.
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,991 People use curse words all the time.
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,118 Saying a word of curse once in a while does nothing.
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,412 It's only when spoken repeatedly and en masse
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,330 that the curse takes place.
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,915 I've seen this before.
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,751 Stones that were used by the Knights
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,169 of Standards and Practices.
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,212 Knights of Standards and Practices?
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,423 A legion of men sworn to do whatever necessary
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,216 to keep the words at bay.
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,052 But they were just a myth.
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,386 "You know what?
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,471 You're dumb as shit."
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,889 "Oh, yeah?
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,766 Well, I don't really give a shit."
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,517 You know, that word's getting kind of old.
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,061 It's not really funny anymore.
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,479 Yeah, they're gonna have to come up
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,022 with a new swear word soon.
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,899 Well, they can't use "fag",
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,276 because you can't say "fag" unless you're a homosexual.
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,861 Really?
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,029 So we can't say ""?
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,530 No, see, you got beeped.
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,200 You mean you have to be a to say ""?
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,451 That's right.
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,119 Well, that's not fair.
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,413 I should be able to say "fag"!
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,956 Hey, you didn't get beeped.
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,124 Uh-oh.
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,501 Well, well, well, guess we learned
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,961 something new about you, Jimbo, you friggin' fag.
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,338 You wanna make out or something?
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,298 "Oh, man, I am up shit creek."
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,801 "Serves you right, shit for brains."
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,220 "Man, how could I be such a dumb sh--"
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,056 Say not the word of curse!
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,557 Ugh!
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,392 What the-- - Holy shit!
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,354 Oh, boy, this show is really reaching for plot now.
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,855 The knights were formed
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,398 to keep curse words to a minimum.
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,068 Should a curse word ever be let out, they would return.
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,445 A rune stone for each word of curse was made,
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,573 representing each of the eight words that so offended God.
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,533 Look, there's the "f" word.
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:37,617 and "asshole".
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,035 I knew it-- "meecrob"!
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,495 "Meecrob" <i>is</i> a curse word!
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,205 God must hate it as much as I do.
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,414 Look at this --
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,041 The writing here claims this stone
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,919 can defeat the evil Geldan, who will rise
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,295 when the word of curse has been said
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,630 enough times to give him power.
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,549 Then all the world will be destroyed.
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,217 All the world destroyed?
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,260 My house, too?
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,886 Oh, no! - What?
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,347 Tonight is the night of a million shits on HBC!
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,266 It's gonna be said over and over.
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,392 Then we haven't much time.
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,643 We must go.
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,603 Turn off those devices of broadcast!
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,189 What is going on here? Stop this shit.
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,067 We are the Royal Order of Standards and Practices!
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:14,362 We command you to stop saying the curse word.
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,197 Listen, Mr. Shiny Pants,
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,907 I am the head of this network,
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,451 and I will say "shit" all I want.
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,329 Shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,498 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit --
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,709 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit --
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,295 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,355 Oh, shit.
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,776 And now back to Must Shit TV,
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,778 here on HBC.
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,449 He is too strong!
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,993 We cannot fight him without the rune stone!
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,536 My-- my God, sir,
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,121 What have you unleashed upon the world?
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,748 I didn't know.
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,500 I didn't know!
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,546 I-I can't follow this shitty story line at all.
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,673 Wait!
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,885 Oh, boy, that thing has really got sand in its vagina.
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,221 The rune stone! Face it towards Geldan.
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,809 Ah, dude, lame.
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,519 Lame, bummer, dude.
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,104 What a stupid voice.
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,856 it's okay. The curse has been lifted.
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,816 What? - Huh?
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,110 Yeah, we all gotta make sure it doesn't come back.
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,820 You see, we've learned something today.
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,948 Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,407 causes a lot of problems.
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,451 We're all saying the "s" word too much.
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,827 Kyle.
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,537 Look, Gerald, Kyle's on television.
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,997 Uh-huh.
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,083 The Knights of Standards and Practices were created
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,793 to make sure that bad words were kept to a minimum.
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,628 Curse words--
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,463 they're called that because they <i>are</i> cursed.
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,965 We have to go back to only using curse words
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,633 in rare, extreme circumstances.
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,510 And besides, so much use of a dirty word
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,387 takes away from its impact.
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,846 We believe in free speech and all that,
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,431 but leaving a few words taboo
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,891 just adds to the fun of English.
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,977 So please, everyone,
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,479 from now on, you've got to try and watch your language.
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,897 Yeah.
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,900 Yeah.
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,193 It makes sense. got that right.
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,987 Is this still part of the show?
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,572 We're sorry, noble Knights of Standards and Practices.
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,992 From now on, we will obey your laws.
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,827 See that you do.
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,537 I'm very proud of you, children.
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,746 Let's all go home and find
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,123 a nice white woman to make love to.
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,791 Yeah, and Kenny didn't die.
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,876 Yeah, I didn't--
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,878 Holy sh-- poop.
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,672 Ha, I love you guys.

00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:10,302 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:12,138 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,263 --> 00:00:13,973 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,599 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:16,934 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,521 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,606 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:24,108 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
00:00:24,233 --> 00:00:25,651 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:28,738 ♪ [muffled] ♪
00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:32,074 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:35,036 Hey, you guys, look what I have!
00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:36,370 What?
00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,164 Four tickets to <i>The Lion King</i> on stage.
00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,665 Oh. - Oh.
00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,126 Oh, come on, you guys, it's supposed to be really cool.
00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:44,253 Yeah, no, it sounds really cool.
00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,755 You guys, you guys, oh, my God!
00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,089 Oh, my God, you guys!
00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,467 What, dough boy? - I was just--
00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:51,343 I was just watching the TV. They had this commercial.
00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,553 So?
00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,013 So guess what they're gonna say
00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:55,139 tonight on that show <i>Cop Drama.</i>
00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,307 What? - No, come on, guess.
00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:57,600 They're gonna say something
00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,768 that's never been said on television.
00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,186 What? - You'll never guess.
00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:01,437 What? - Guess.
00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,605 God damn it, Cartman,
00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,731 What are they gonna say on <i>Cop Drama?</i>
00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,483 You ready?
00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:10,112 Tonight on <i>Cop Drama,</i> on TV, they're gonna say...
00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,031 "shit".
00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,574 [gasps] They're gonna say "shit" on television?
00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,409 They can't say "shit" on television.
00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:16,577 It was just on the news! People are freakin' out, dude!
00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,204 Holy fucking shit.
00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:20,039 [muffled] We gotta watch.
00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,457 Yeah, I'm gonna have people over to my house to see it.
00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,250 But I've got these tickets to see <i>Lion King</i> on stage.
00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,668 Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle.
00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:27,379 I said "shit," on television.
00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,298 It's just a marketing ploy by the network,
00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,758 like that time they had the first male-to-male kiss
00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,093 with Terrance and Phillip.
00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,469 Oh, come on, dude, this is history.
00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,678 It's stupid.
00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,430 Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle.
00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,765 What's the matter, you got some sand in your vagina?
00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,183 No, I don't have sand in my vagina.
00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,559 I just think it's a little immature
00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:41,811 for us to be standing around,
00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:43,104 talking about one dumb word being on TV!
00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,606 Hey, uh, Sam, did you hear the news?
00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,275 Yeah, they're gonna say "shit" on television.
00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,195 We should all get together and watch it at the bar.
00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,404 Yeah!
00:01:52,530 --> 00:01:53,656 Yeah. - Yeah.
00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,157 Are you guys gonna let your kids watch?
00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,076 Oh, sure.
00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,702 I mean, you know, <i>Cop Drama's</i> a very artsy, dramatic show.
00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:00,538 and they're gonna say "shit"!
00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:04,208 Hey, Butters, I got tickets to go see <i>Lion King</i> tonight,
00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,418 and I decided to invite you before anybody else.
00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:08,254 Oh, sorry, I can't.
00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:09,505 They're gonna say "shit" on <i>Cop Drama,</i>
00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,340 and my mom and dad say I have to watch it with them
00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,758 so I don't take it the wrong way.
00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,176 How many ways are there to take it?
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,553 It's just a stupid word!
00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:18,264 Hey, everybody, it's on in 30 minutes!
00:02:18,389 --> 00:02:19,765 [commotion]
00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:25,688 Listen, Mitchell, I put my life on the line every day.
00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,189 How dare you accuse <i>me?</i>
00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,732 Oh, I bet this is it. Here it comes.
00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:30,484 I'm doing my job, Frank.
00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,528 We have to know where that evidence was shipped.
00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,779 Oh, was that it? Was that it?
00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,573 "Shipped". he said "shipped".
00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:38,159 I told you we don't have a record of that, and besides,
00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,870 your job is to protect the men who serve this force.
00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,621 God damn it, when are they gonna say "shit"?
00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,248 Shh!
00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,792 Maybe... Maybe protect them from you.
00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,295 Maybe you're forgetting who you're talking to.
00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,714 And maybe you're forgetting I used to be a cop, too!
00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,757 Yeah, you used to be a lot of things!
00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:56,260 Oh, he doesn't know Mitchell slept with his wife, does he?
00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,845 That's it. I've had enough of this.
00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,597 Don't you turn your back on me, you.
00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,182 I said enough!
00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:04,310 Is it? Will it ever be enough?
00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:07,104 <i>Cop Drama</i> will return after these messages.
00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,106 Jesus Christ, another commercial?
00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,274 Are they ever gonna say "shit"?
00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,567 I'm sure they're just holding it
00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,651 to the very last scene.
00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,486 Both: Ugh! - Where you going, Kyle?
00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:16,280 I'm going to the kitchen. This is stupid!
00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,865 But you're gonna miss it.
00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,158 They're gonna say "shit" and you're gonna miss it.
00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:19,742 I don't really give a fuck.
00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:20,743 Oh.
00:03:22,745 --> 00:03:25,206 Just understand that it's my job.
00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:26,624 I still think you're a good cop.
00:03:26,749 --> 00:03:28,709 Well, Mitchell, I guess you're going to do
00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,252 what you're gonna do.
00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,296 Let's just try and stay friends no matter what.
00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,757 You're right. Maybe I'll see you around.
00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,635 Goodbye. Oh, and, Mitchell?
00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,678 You've got some shit on the side of your mouth right there.
00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,180 Oh, yeah, oh, thanks, thanks.
00:03:41,305 --> 00:03:42,598 All: Wow!
00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,599 Both: Whoa!
00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,767 Oh! All: Whoa!
00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,353 [cheers and applause]
00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:48,729 They did it.
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,356 I can't believe they actually said it.
00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,691 Dude, you missed it, Kyle. It was so awesome!
00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,401 Well, I hope it lived up to all the hype.
00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,403 You must feel <i>so</i> much better now.
00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,322 Kyle, we've gotta get that sand out of your vagina.
00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:00,199 It's making you cranky. Does it itch?
00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,242 Do you really think anything's
00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:02,534 gonna be any different now?
00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:03,827 Do you really think that this will have
00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,579 the tiniest, smallest effect on the world?
00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,456 It's still the same old world out there. Look!
00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:10,542 [frogs croaking]
00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,169 What the hell?
00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,170 Whoa, dude, it's raining frogs.
00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,463 Oh, whatever.
00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,924 Last night, the daring and bold show <i>Cop Drama</i>
00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:20,678 broke new ground by saying "shit" on television,
00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,347 making "shit" officially okay to say around the country.
00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:25,891 A recent poll shows that 24% of Americans
00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,768 think the show has pushed the envelope too far,
00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,770 while a whopping 76%
00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,605 say they don't really give a shit.
00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,607 In other news, a strange virus
00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,360 which causes victims to vomit up their intestines
00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:39,196 is making life shitty for a small farming community.
00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,698 Rick Watts has the story.
00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:41,740 Thanks, Tom.
00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,325 Shit is certainly going down
00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,535 here in the small town--
00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,538 [retching]
00:04:47,663 --> 00:04:48,872 Whoa, shit!
00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,791 [school bell ringing]
00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,793 All right, children, in lieu of the common usage,
00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,753 I'm supposed to clarify the school's position
00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,672 on the word "shit".
00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,299 Wow, we can say "shit" in school now?
00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,633 Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,302 Just because they say it on TV, it's all right?
00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:03,554 Yes, but only in the figurative noun form
00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:04,346 or the adjective form.
00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,848 Huh?
00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,975 You can only use it in the nonliteral sense.
00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:08,976 For instance:
00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,186 "That's a shitty picture of me,"
00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,396 is now fine.
00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,565 However, the literal noun form of,
00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,401 "This is a picture of shit," is still naughty.
00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:18,819 I don't get it. - Me neither.
00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:21,322 The adjective form is now also acceptable.
00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:24,658 For example: "The weather outside is shitty."
00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,494 However, the literal adjective is not appropriate.
00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,996 For example:
00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:32,374 "My bad diarrhea made the inside of the toilet bowl shitty,
00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,792 "and I had to clean it with a rag
00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,711 which then also became shitty."
00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,004 That's right out.
00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,756 S...S...
00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,424 Shit!
00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,675 Very good, Timmy.
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,344 Uh, Ms. Choksondik,
00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:45,346 can we say it in the expletive,
00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,765 like, "oh, shit", or, "shit on a shingle"?
00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,516 Yes, that's now fine.
00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,769 Wow, this is gonna be great-- a whole new word.
00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:53,604 It's not new!
00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,814 I'm gonna look "shit" up in the encyclopedia and prove it.
00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,399 Don't mind Kyle, everyone.
00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,942 He's just got a little sand in his vagina.
00:05:59,068 --> 00:06:00,486 There's no sand in my vagina!
00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:02,821 Boys, watch your language, shit!
00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,823 And so, children, instead of saying,
00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,492 "hand in your papers",
00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,577 I may now say, "hand in your shit".
00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,329 Any questions?
00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,830 What about, "I have to take a shit"?
00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,415 No! No, Filmore!
00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:14,917 You can say, "I have to poop and shit",
00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,502 or, "oh, shit, I have to poop",
00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:17,711 but not, "I have to shit".
00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,546 Are we all clear? All: No!
00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,757 Look, it's all about context.
00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,385 For example, recently, I have come out
00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,553 and admitted that I was a homosexual.
00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:27,888 I'm gay.
00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,683 That means that now I can say the word "fag".
00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:35,646 On television, they usually don't allow "fag".
00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:38,023 But because I'm gay, it's all right.
00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,651 And with the new approval of the word "shit",
00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:44,029 that means that finally, I am free to say...
00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,615 ♪ Hey, there, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,951 ♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, how do ya do ♪
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,495 ♪ Hey, there, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,705 ♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, how do you do ♪
00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,416 Oh, this is great.
00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,796 Well, that store has such lovely shit.
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,715 Yeah, too bad I don't have shit for cash right now.
00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,801 Oh, looks like the weather might turn shitty.
00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,636 Oh, I don't really give a shit.
00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,304 I've done enough shit outside today and shit.
00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:10,973 Shit, Peter, you look like shit.
00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,724 Oh, shit, I feel like shit.
00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,768 I think I-- [retching]
00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:15,936 Holy shit!
00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,438 Did you see that shit?
00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,106 What kind of shit is this?
00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,441 That is some weird shit.
00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:21,567 Susan, your shit's ready!
00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:22,776 You know where this shit goes?
00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,861 Shit if I know.
00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:24,987 Nice going, shit for brains.
00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,321 ♪ Old Macdonald took a shit ♪
00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:27,406 ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪
00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,824 Dumb shit!
00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,007 [thunder booming]
00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,847 ♪ Hey, there, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,475 ♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, how do ya do ♪
00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,476 ♪ Hey, there-♪
00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,977 Oh, shit, excuse me.
00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,854 Hey, watch it, fag!
00:07:58,979 --> 00:07:59,771 What did you call me?
00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:01,607 I called you a fag,
00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:02,983 because I'm gay,
00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,360 and that means I'm free to use the word "fag"!
00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,488 So piss off, you fag-shitter.
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:08,780 Ha, ha, ha!
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,033 ♪ Hey, there, Shitty Shitty Fag Fag ♪
00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,494 ♪ Shitty Shitty Fag Fag, ba doop a doop doo ♪
00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:14,703 This sucks.
00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,913 Now that shit's out,
00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:17,581 it isn't fun to say it anymore.
00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,832 yeah, they've taken all the fun out of "shit".
00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,334 We're gonna have to start saying other bad words,
00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,044 like "cock" and "fuck" and "meecrob".
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,545 what's "meecrob"?
00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,339 you know, that stuff you get as an appetizer
00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:26,507 at Thai food restaurants.
00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,759 Meecrob is way grosser than shit, dude.
00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,928 I'd scarf down a whole wet bucket full of shit
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,387 before I ate another plate of meecrob.
00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,597 You guys, you guys!
00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,307 I looked up the word "shit".
00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,642 I think it might have something to do
00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:37,643 with people dying.
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,436 What?
00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:40,646 Haven't you noticed everyone getting sick?
00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:42,439 It all started when they said "shit" on television.
00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,566 Oh, Kyle, you are so full of meecrob.
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,026 I am not full of meecro--what?
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,694 Look, the word "shit" first showed up
00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,613 in English in the 1340's,
00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,782 the same time as something called "The Black Death."
00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,575 What's that?
00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,910 Kyle, do you still have sand in your vagina
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,036 about us not going to <i>Lion King</i> with you?
00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,538 I mean, shit, dude, let it go.
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:58,705 Look, it might be coincidence,
00:08:58,830 --> 00:08:59,790 but I think we better ask someone.
00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:01,166 Come on!
00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,003 [sniffing]
00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:12,636 A 75 share--my God, I never thought it was possible.
00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,845 Sir, your "shit" idea
00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,514 has turned the entire network around.
00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,391 We're proud to work for you.
00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,560 Sir, I'd just like to take this opportunity--
00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,478 and I'm sure I speak for all of us
00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:24,565 when I say you are the most creative genius in Hollywood.
00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:28,110 And, well, I'd let you have me if you wanted.
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,070 Thanks, Roger, but I've only just started.
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,446 You see, I've already figured out
00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:33,115 our new marketing scheme technique
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,158 for the next run of shows.
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,743 Whoa! He's unstoppable.
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,078 What's the new idea? I can hardly wait.
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,705 I'm about to piss myself.
00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:43,959 This Saturday, on HBC, we're going to say...
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,546 "shit"... Twice.
00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:50,007 Twice! - Brilliant.
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,550 Think of the repetition.
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,594 It's like saying it once, but double.
00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:54,886 Well, gentlemen, let's get on it.
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:55,887 All: Ho!
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,015 [school bell ringing]
00:09:58,140 --> 00:09:59,600 ♪ Baby, you are so fine ♪
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:00,934 ♪ And shit ♪
00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,686 ♪ The shit you do, the shit you say ♪
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,147 ♪ I'll jump on your shit any day ♪
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,815 Oh, hello, there, children.
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,525 All: Hey, Chef.
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,860 Chef, do you know where "shit" comes from?
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,653 Uh, from your ass, children.
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,030 No, no, no-- the word "shit".
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,865 Ohh...
00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,742 Detective Sandy Vagina here thinks that "shit"
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,702 might have something to do with everyone getting sick.
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,245 It said in my book that the word "shit"
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,705 started the exact same time
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,248 as something called "The Black Death."
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,250 The Black Death? Are you sure?
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,752 What's the Black Death, Chef?
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,795 Latoya Jackson, children.
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,297 All: Ohh!
00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:31,840 But I think, back in those days,
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:32,841 it meant something else--
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,844 The Plague.
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,514 It says here the word "shit" has been around for over 600 years.
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,683 It comes from the Anglo-Saxon word "scite."
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,518 right, but in the 1340's,
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,187 people in England stopped calling it "scite"
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,980 and started calling it "shit"--
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,774 the same year as the black plague.
00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,485 This is the oldest book in the library--
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,488 a priceless original of England's history.
00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,990 Just about everything you could want to know about the plague
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,784 is in this great tome.
00:10:58,909 --> 00:10:59,826 [blows]
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,828 Oh, shit.
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:05,165 Well, this other book has some good information, too.
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,750 The Black Plague--
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,710 over half of Europe was killed by it.
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,295 Look, they're puking out their intestines
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,838 just like the people here.
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:12,881 Look at this, children.
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,174 It says the people in England
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,676 believed that the plague was a curse,
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,219 "a dark magic infliction
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,930 brought on by a mass utterance of a word of curse."
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:21,723 Word of curse?
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,101 A...curse word. - Of course!
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,894 I've never even thought
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,688 about why we use the term "curse word" before.
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,107 Because it brings a curse, like the Black Death.
00:11:30,232 --> 00:11:31,149 You guys, look here.
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,026 In this Nancy Drew mystery,
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,028 Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe.
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,698 This could explain how Kyle got it in his vagina.
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:38,949 Cartman, this is serious!
00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,659 So am I, Kyle.
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,244 If that sand in your vagina doesn't get released,
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,912 you could become a walking time bomb.
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,831 Heh, heh, heh.
00:11:45,956 --> 00:11:47,958 if you don't mind, I'll have to close up now.
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,794 They're going to say "shit" seven times on HBC and--
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,129 [retching]
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:53,922 Holy shit! - Oh-ho, gross!
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,174 Dude, this plague is spreading like wildfire.
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,968 [Kenny coughs and sneezes]
00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,178 Uh-oh. - [muffled] Uh-oh.
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,805 Kenny's got it, heh, heh.
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,223 We gotta do something, Chef.
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,850 If we don't stop that network,
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,185 "shit" will become an even more acceptable word.
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,730 Children, we've got to warn those producers in Hollywood
00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,190 that the plague and "shit" could be linked.
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,696 Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking.
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,656 If you look out the right side of the aircraft,
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,825 you can see some interesting shit.
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,076 And over on the left side,
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:25,162 there's some interesting shit, too.
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,873 We should be arriving in Los Angeles in about two hours.
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,666 Until then, we invite you to sit back, relax,
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,625 and enjoy our shitty service.
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,210 [coughs and sneezes]
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,962 God damn it, Kenny, don't get your plague germs on me!
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,797 Cartman, stop being an asshole!
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,183 The ratings are in, sir.
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,185 We broke another record last night
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:51,813 with the show that said "shit" seven times.
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,690 Where is the roof on this thing?
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,609 I mean, how can we top ourselves now?
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,319 Gentlemen, I have it,
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,113 the end-all, greatest marketing ploy of all time.
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,741 [applause]
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:07,245 Tonight, on HBC, we will air all our sitcoms live
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:11,291 and have everyone say "shit" in place of their written lines.
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,044 And we'll call it "Must Shit TV."
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,170 Bravo!
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,922 Night of a million shits!
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,882 Now, doing this live will be difficult, so we must--
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,217 Hold on a minute, Mr. Producer.
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,010 Who are you?
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,345 My name is Chef, and these are the children.
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,388 We've come to warn you about "shit".
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,724 Oh, brother, another Christian protest group.
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,184 Who wants to take this one?
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,393 I'll get it.
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,270 Gentlemen, we appreciate your concern.
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,897 [quickly] Here at HBC, the general goal is providing
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,106 the highest, most thought-provoking entertainment.
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,358 How great is it that we live in a country
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,276 where an artist can express himself freely.
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:39,653 That's not only the American spirit; it's the HBC spirit,
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,362 which allows us to make great family programming,
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,113 like <i>Halo the Turtle,</i>
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,865 and, of course, everyone's favorite show, <i>Cop Drama.</i>
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,158 We can't thank you enough for bringing your concerns
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:46,201 to our network, for it is you, the loyal HBC viewer,
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,911 who makes this great network
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,873 and, indeed, the great country that it is.
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,250 All right, now, as I was saying--
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,293 Hey, hold on a minute! - Are they still here?
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,712 Haven't you people noticed all the strange things going on?
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,297 We think that you might have caused it
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,925 by helping make "shit" an everyday word.
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,093 Right, right.
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,970 It's true.
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:06,346 We think that word might be plaguing our friend Kenny.
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,430 Do you have any proof of this?
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:09,099 No.
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,017 Then get out of here before we have you thrown out!
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,729 But we can keep the <i>Halo the Turtle</i> dolls, right?
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,981 Damn cracker-ass producers!
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,190 Now what are we gonna do, Chef?
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,025 I don't know, children.
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,695 I guess we got to get the word out to people some other way.
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,822 Aaahh!
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,448 Oh, shit!
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:27,909 Aaahh!
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,661 Stand aside!
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,662 All right, now, we have to get
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,705 all our biggest names to say "shit."
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,831 And then we're gonna--
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,291 Halt your evil plans!
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,792 Huh?
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,377 I possess the Rune Stone of Undoing.
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,672 Who is in charge here?
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,299 Oh, no!
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,176 You guys didn't hire me a stripper for my birthday.
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,012 Oh, tell me you guys didn't.
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:50,056 Show your true form, Geldan, lest you be afraid.
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:54,644 Your short time in this world is at an end.
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,938 Ach! The rune stone has no effect.
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,148 You are not Geldan.
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,858 I never said I was.
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,234 You'll die anyway,
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,946 for you have spread the word of curse.
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,114 Security.
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,324 [gunshots]
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,160 Aach!
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,953 Who are you?
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,371 Take this.
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,873 What are we supposed to do with it?
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,042 Ehhhgggh.
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,627 Now what?
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,836 We've got to find people who know
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,254 what the hell this is all about.
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,964 Children, we're gonna have to go to the land
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,884 of castles, knights, and kings.
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,765 Lords and Ladies, we bid you welcome
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,392 to the grandest casino in the land--
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:38,271 Excalibur!
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,149 Take a free spin. Double your odds.
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,734 Excuse me, do you work here?
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,819 How can I help you, noble sir?
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:47,113 We need some help identifying an ancient English stone.
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:48,782 A what?
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,158 It might hold the key to a curse.
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,744 Uh, I can help get you some credit
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,913 or a comp meal, perhaps.
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,164 Dude, we need help from the British.
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,208 Look, kid, this is just a casino.
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,709 I can't help you.
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,877 You know, not every British person
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,713 knows about wizards and dragons and curses.
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,132 We just need help identifying this.
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:09,052 a rune stone of Gaelic! Where did you get this?
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,261 You know what it is?
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,305 The Skire once spoke of such a stone.
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,307 Come, we must see the sorcerer.
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:18,979 Get ready for Must Shit TV!
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:22,774 Starting now, four straight hours of pure shit!
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,275 It's all live!
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,069 Hey...shit.
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,946 [laughter]
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,197 Hey, shit.
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,033 Yeah. Yeah, shit.
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,911 This is it, my greatest work.
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,789 Cocktails, cocktails.
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,791 These Americans wish to see the Skire.
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,043 Let us make haste to the Inner Sanctum.
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,128 How could you foolish Americans
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,879 bring the wrath of scorn
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,215 by mass chanting the word of wretchedness?
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,342 Uh, yeah, we didn't mean to.
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,220 Didn't you realize "shit" is a curse word?
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,972 Well, yeah, but I don't think we knew
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,182 that "curse word" meant... curse word.
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,185 Ha, leave it to Americans to think that no means yes,
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,187 "pissed" means angry,
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,897 and "curse word" means something
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,566 other than a word that's cursed!
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,114 Let me see the stone. - But I don't get it.
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,991 People use curse words all the time.
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,118 Saying a word of curse once in a while does nothing.
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,412 It's only when spoken repeatedly and en masse
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,330 that the curse takes place.
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,915 I've seen this before.
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,751 Stones that were used by the Knights
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,169 of Standards and Practices.
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,212 Knights of Standards and Practices?
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,423 A legion of men sworn to do whatever necessary
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,216 to keep the words at bay.
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,052 But they were just a myth.
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,386 [TV] "You know what?
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:34,471 You're dumb as shit."
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,889 "Oh, yeah?
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,766 Well, I don't really give a shit."
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,517 You know, that word's getting kind of old.
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,061 It's not really funny anymore.
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,479 Yeah, they're gonna have to come up
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,022 with a new swear word soon.
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,899 Well, they can't use "fag",
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,276 because you can't say "fag" unless you're a homosexual.
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,861 Really?
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,029 So we can't say "[bleep]"?
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,530 No, see, you got beeped.
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,200 You mean you have to be a [bleep] to say "[bleep]"?
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,451 That's right.
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,119 Well, that's not fair.
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,413 I should be able to say "fag"!
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,956 Hey, you didn't get beeped.
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,124 Uh-oh.
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,501 Well, well, well, guess we learned
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,961 something new about you, Jimbo, you friggin' fag.
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,338 You wanna make out or something?
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,298 [TV] "Oh, man, I am up shit creek."
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,801 "Serves you right, shit for brains."
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,220 "Man, how could I be such a dumb sh--"
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:18,056 Say not the word of curse!
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,557 Ugh!
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,392 What the-- - Holy shit!
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,354 Oh, boy, this show is really reaching for plot now.
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,855 The knights were formed
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,398 to keep curse words to a minimum.
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,068 Should a curse word ever be let out, they would return.
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,445 A rune stone for each word of curse was made,
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,573 representing each of the eight words that so offended God.
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,533 Look, there's the "f" word.
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:37,617 and "asshole".
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,035 I knew it-- "meecrob"!
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,495 "Meecrob" <i>is</i> a curse word!
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,205 God must hate it as much as I do.
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,414 Look at this --
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:45,041 The writing here claims this stone
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,919 can defeat the evil Geldan, who will rise
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,295 when the word of curse has been said
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,630 enough times to give him power.
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,549 Then all the world will be destroyed.
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,217 All the world destroyed?
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,260 My house, too?
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,886 Oh, no! - What?
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,347 Tonight is the night of a million shits on HBC!
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,266 It's gonna be said over and over.
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:02,392 Then we haven't much time.
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,643 We must go.
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,603 Turn off those devices of broadcast!
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,189 What is going on here? Stop this shit.
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,067 We are the Royal Order of Standards and Practices!
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:14,362 We command you to stop saying the curse word.
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,197 Listen, Mr. Shiny Pants,
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,907 I am the head of this network,
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,451 and I will say "shit" all I want.
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,329 Shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,498 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit --
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,709 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit --
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,295 Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,381 [rumbling]
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,344 [thunder booming]
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,180 [people screaming]
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:47,520 [all scream]
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,355 Oh, shit.
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,776 And now back to Must Shit TV,
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,778 here on HBC.
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,780 [people screaming]
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,449 He is too strong!
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,993 We cannot fight him without the rune stone!
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,536 My-- my God, sir,
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,121 What have you unleashed upon the world?
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,748 I didn't know.
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,500 I didn't know!
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:13,546 I-I can't follow this shitty story line at all.
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,673 Wait!
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,885 Oh, boy, that thing has really got sand in its vagina.
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,221 The rune stone! Face it towards Geldan.
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,809 [Cartman-like voice] Ah, dude, lame.
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,519 Lame, bummer, dude.
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,104 What a stupid voice.
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:31,856 it's okay. The curse has been lifted.
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,816 What? - Huh?
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,110 Yeah, we all gotta make sure it doesn't come back.
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,820 You see, we've learned something today.
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,948 Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,407 causes a lot of problems.
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,451 We're all saying the "s" word too much.
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,827 Kyle.
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,537 Look, Gerald, Kyle's on television.
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:47,997 Uh-huh.
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:50,083 The Knights of Standards and Practices were created
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,793 to make sure that bad words were kept to a minimum.
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,628 Curse words--
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,463 they're called that because they <i>are</i> cursed.
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,965 We have to go back to only using curse words
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,633 in rare, extreme circumstances.
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,510 And besides, so much use of a dirty word
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,387 takes away from its impact.
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,846 We believe in free speech and all that,
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,431 but leaving a few words taboo
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:06,891 just adds to the fun of English.
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,977 So please, everyone,
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,479 from now on, you've got to try and watch your language.
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,897 [everyone] Yeah.
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,691 [scattered applause]
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,900 Yeah.
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,193 It makes sense. got that right.
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,987 Is this still part of the show?
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,572 We're sorry, noble Knights of Standards and Practices.
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,992 From now on, we will obey your laws.
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,827 See that you do.
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,537 I'm very proud of you, children.
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:28,746 Let's all go home and find
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,123 a nice white woman to make love to.
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:31,791 Yeah, and Kenny didn't die.
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,876 Yeah, I didn't-- [retches]
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,878 Holy sh-- poop.
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,672 Ha, I love you guys.

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