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Очень дерьмовое Рождество

A Very Crappy Christmas

Сезон: 04Серия: 17

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Всем надоело Рождество, никто в Южном Парке не хочет его праздновать, но друзья пытаются спасти праздник. Кайл обращается к мистеру Хэнки, но тот занят проблемами в семье.

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00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:09,927 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,597 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,475 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,644 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,479 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,232 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,276 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:32,324 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,925 He's gonna be here any minute, Ike.
00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,178 Oh, no. Poopie.
00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:53,846 He might not come
00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,056 if you're too close to the toilet bowl, Ike.
00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:57,516 Come sit by me.
00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:03,439 It's getting late, boys,
00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,815 why don't you come on up to bed?
00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,567 Just let us stay up a little longer, Mom,
00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,903 Mr. Hankey's got to show up. He always does.
00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,446 Alright, bubbie.
00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,032 Oh, and, boys, Happy Hanukkah.
00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:15,743 Happy Hanukkah, Mom.
00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,471 Whee, whee.
00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,531 Go away!
00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,227 Stan, go get the other guys
00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,437 and tell them to meet me at the bus stop in ten minutes.
00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,525 Okay, good, you're all here.
00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,026 What's this all about, Kyle?
00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,820 It's Mr. Hankey. He hasn't shown up yet!
00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,446 Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm going back to bed.
00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,365 It's only three days until Christmas, you guys.
00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,117 You know how bad things have been around here.
00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,119 I think it might be because Mr. Hankey hasn't come.
00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,996 Kyle, I have a full day of watching TV tomorrow.
00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:43,998 I don't have time to go on a poo hunt right now, okay?
00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:45,499 If you guys want there to be a Christmas,
00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:46,500 you better come help me.
00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,799 Dude, you sneezed on my back!
00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,176 Oh, sorry, you might get some germs
00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,886 while you're walking around in human feces.
00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,345 Hey, look!
00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,100 Hello?
00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,603 Howww-dy ho!
00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,731 Mr. Hankey! Oh, we were so worried.
00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,149 I was waiting up for you,
00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:11,650 and you didn't come so I thought that--
00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,235 Oh, no, I'm fine, Kyle.
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,528 But where have you been?
00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,905 Things aren't the same without you.
00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,281 Nobody seems to have the Christmas spirit.
00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,908 Oh, I know, Kyle.
00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,951 I've just been awful busy with my family.
00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:21,911 Honey!
00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,204 Family?
00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,206 Boys, I want you to meet my wife, Autumn.
00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:26,957 Howdy hey, kids.
00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,292 Would you like a drink?
00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,919 They're too young to drink, honey.
00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,921 Oh, hell, it's Christmas.
00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,048 Oh, and you have to meet the little nuggets too.
00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,090 Kids!
00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,884 This is our son Cornwallis.
00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,511 Howww-dy ho!
00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:40,971 Our daughter Amber.
00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,264 Howdy ho!
00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,682 And our son Simon.
00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,517 Hey!
00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:46,852 Simon's not so smart.
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,521 He was born with a peanut in his head.
00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,023 What's that, Pa?
00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,149 Nothin', Simon.
00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,026 A family!
00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,153 So that's why you haven't been able to spread Christmas cheer.
00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,529 It sure has been tough.
00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,907 Nobody seems that into Christmas up there.
00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,659 I know, it's like it doesn't matter anymore.
00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,619 My mom's barely bought me any presents so far.
00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,412 Well, don't worry kids.
00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:06,956 I'm sending the nuggets up tomorrow
00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,666 to spread Christmas cheer.
00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,251 And if you want, you can help them.
00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,211 Sure we'll help! - Anything for more presents!
00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,296 Whoo-hoo! It's a Christmas party!
00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,923 Hey, you boys.
00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,467 You boys want to bet me I won't take off my clothes?
00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,844 Honey, please, you're--you're drunk, okay.
00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,805 But it's Christmas, baby!
00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,765 Honey, can we go inside for a second?
00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,851 Now, when people come over--
00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,570 Well, it's decided, kids,
00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:41,949 tomorrow we're gonna bring back the spirit of Christmas!
00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,541 Ho, ho, ho!
00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,710 Merry Christmas, you guys.
00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,920 Only three shopping days until--
00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,171 God damn it!
00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,132 Hey, Merry Christmas, asshole!
00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,425 Nobody's paying any attention.
00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,759 Look out!
00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,762 Ew, I almost stepped in it!
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,723 Well, it was a good effort, boys,
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,141 but I'm gonna have to close shop.
00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,934 Nobody's buying anything, and I can't afford
00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,103 to keep this furnace runnin'.
00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,063 Oh, and, boys, there's some crap on the sidewalk there.
00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,189 Watch out.
00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,151 Not one toy.
00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,403 I guess this year everyone's content to celebrate
00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,655 with candles and love.
00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,533 This is hopeless.
00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,452 We're just gonna have to face that the commercialism
00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:27,953 has been sucked out of Christmas.
00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,955 And in other news tonight, it appears that everyone
00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,458 is officially sick of Christmas.
00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,293 In an S.P.C. Poll,
00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,587 38% said they were fed up and tired of the holiday.
00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,505 5% said they were indifferent to it.
00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,008 And a whopping 57%
00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,093 said they would kick Bon Jovi square in the balls
00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,720 if given the opportunity.
00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,055 Well, I think people
00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,639 are just fed up with the crowded shopping
00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,058 and the credit card bills.
00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,101 I think that the holiday just has become a joke.
00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,561 You know, it's just that a lot of people
00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,897 don't really believe in the whole "Jesus" thing anymore.
00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,482 You know? So what's to celebrate?
00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:57,900 Oh, yeah, right in the balls, man,
00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,860 right square in the balls.
00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,029 Well, the holiday spirit may be gone from South Park,
00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:05,324 but at least our faith in each other remains strong.
00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,993 Oh, really?
00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,995 Dude, change the channel. This is too depressing.
00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,290 Good grief, we need a Christmas tree for our play.
00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,125 Oh, Jesus, not this thing again.
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,336 How come everyone in cartoons has such big heads?
00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:20,631 Alright, everyone, we've got to get on with our play.
00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:21,924 Jesus, this sucks!
00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,592 All they keep doing is dancing around.
00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,636 Yeah, this thing really falls apart in the second act.
00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:27,721 And why is it--that on "Charlie Brown" cartoons--
00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,390 everyone talks-- like this?
00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,225 My mom could make a better Christmas special than this.
00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,476 Hey, that's it!
00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,727 Oh, my God. That's totally it!
00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,437 It's so simple. - What, dude?
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,481 We can get everyone back into the Christmas spirit
00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,858 by making our very own animated Christmas special
00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,860 and showing it to everybody in town.
00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,445 We don't know anything about animation.
00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,030 How hard can it be? Look at it?
00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,615 Hey, yeah!
00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,659 We can make a little animated Santa Claus and Jesus.
00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,911 And it can star us instead of these little round-headed guys.
00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,579 Hell yeah, awesome!
00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:56,041 Yeah, and we can call it... "The Spirit of Christmas."
00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,798 Oh, this is terrible, Johnson.
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,801 Our whole town's economy is going right in the toilet.
00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,178 We've got to get everybody back in the Christmas spirit.
00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,264 Mayor, some adorable children are here to see you.
00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:11,640 Send them in.
00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,308 Mayor, we have the solution to your problem.
00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:14,309 You do?
00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:15,811 We're gonna make
00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,396 a short animated Christmas card that everyone can watch
00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,398 and play it on the screen at the old drive-in.
00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:20,524 It'll have everything-- Jesus, Santa.
00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,942 And when people see it,
00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,193 they'll just have to get in the spirit.
00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,695 All we need is $300 for our budget.
00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,697 An animated Christmas card!
00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,240 Kids, that just might be
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,076 the dumbest idea I've ever heard, ever!
00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,661 Aw.
00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,288 But at this point I'm willing to try anything.
00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,706 Johnson, cut 'em a check for $300.
00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,332 Alright!
00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,334 You guys go tell Butters to start making the cutouts.
00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,919 I'm gonna go tell Mr. Hankey the good news.
00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,422 You put the vase down!
00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,966 Put that vase down! That's an expensive vase!
00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,926 Don't you throw that vase!
00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,305 Uh, Mr. Hankey!
00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:54,099 Oh, Kyle, howww-dy ho!
00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,559 We got the money, Mr. Hankey,
00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,436 we're gonna make our animated Christmas card.
00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:01,523 Oh, that's swell! Kids, Christmas is back on!
00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,817 We got to all go get that old drive-in working again.
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,819 Okay!
00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,613 That's not the only thing we got to get working again,
00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:08,906 if you know what I mean.
00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,324 Why--why do you-- why do you have to
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,451 say things like that in front of people?
00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,036 Well, I got to go start our animation.
00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,078 We've only got two days!
00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,413 Good luck, Kyle,
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,873 and we'll have that projector working.
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,625 Don't you worry!
00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,127 What's the matter, Cornwallis?
00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,839 Alright, Butters, let's see what you've got.
00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,591 Oh, well, okay.
00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,593 Now, don't expect too much with the budget you gave me.
00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:30,761 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just let us see 'em.
00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,429 Well, alright.
00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,931 Here's a little construction paper Santa Claus.
00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,349 "Ho, ho, ho there, kids.
00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,434 Would you like some toys and stuff?"
00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,686 Ah, and, uh, here's a little Jesus.
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,314 "Hey there, Santa, I'm the light and the way and stuff."
00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,108 "Oh, okay, that's good, I suppose."
00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:48,111 And here's the cutout versions of you guys.
00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,446 Whoa.
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:50,948 Look, he made Stan all fat.
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,199 That's not me. That's you! - What?
00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,076 They kind of look like us.
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,161 I mean, Stan's got blue eyes, and I've got a sharper nose,
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,704 but I mean, they kind of look like us.
00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,748 I am not that Goddamn fat! - Good job, Butters.
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,417 Oh, uh, hey, I made a little cutout version of me too,
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,253 in case you need it for your animated film.
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,171 No, that's okay. - See ya!
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,757 Oh, alright, alright then.
00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,762 "Oh, hey there, good-looking, what's your name?"
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,430 "Ah, Butters, ma'am."
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,891 "Oh, Butters, would you like to slap my titties around?"
00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,851 "Whoa, well, ah...
00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,521 no, thanks, ma'am, I'll get in trouble again."
00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:29,069 Cornwallis, we've got to go fix up the drive-in.
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,946 I don't want to, Dad. I'm too sad.
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,990 Hey, it's alright, Cornwallis.
00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,324 Those boys' animated movie
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,410 will bring back the spirit of Christmas.
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:37,953 It's not that, father, it's--
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,330 I don't feel like I'm really a part of Christmas.
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,417 But, son, you're a Hankey. We love Christmas.
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,253 Come on, it's time to sit around the tree!
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,588 We're having a talk, honey.
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,506 God damn it, it's Christmas,
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,717 and we're gonna be a happy family around the tree.
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,218 Autumn, you're drunk, alright?
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,386 Now, just go help the other kids.
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,305 They can't get their stockings up.
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,349 That's not the only thing that can't get up around here.
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,727 Now, come on, son. Don't be so down.
00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,312 Why? We're just pieces of crap.
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,563 Christmas isn't for us.
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,481 Christmas is about feeling good.
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,025 That's for everybody!
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,610 I see the nativity--
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,486 there's angels, shepherds, and sheep, but no poo.
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,530 All the Christmas movies-- Santa, elves, reindeer--
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,449 no poo. I'm not a part of it.
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,451 No, you're not a part of it, Cornwallis.
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,620 You're all of it. Don't you see?
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:20,829 I'm nothing but crap.
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,664 But crap is everything.
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,418 ♪ Everything that lives on earth poos in some way ♪
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,253 ♪ And that's how the cycle happens ♪
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,422 ♪ Each and every day ♪
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,257 ♪ Just look at the green, green grass ♪
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,843 ♪ And the birds up in the sky ♪
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,348 ♪ It's all here because of poo and now I'll tell you why ♪
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,516 ♪ Grass is eaten by the cattle ♪
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,727 ♪ Which is eaten by women and men ♪
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:47,648 ♪ It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again ♪
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,524 ♪ And that poo goes through the sewer ♪
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,652 ♪ Where it's dumped into the sea ♪
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,737 ♪ And it's eaten by the plankton ♪
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,907 ♪ That becomes the fishes' meal ♪
00:10:57,032 --> 00:11:01,161 ♪ And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside ♪
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:05,040 ♪ Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive ♪
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:09,169 ♪ By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand ♪
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:14,925 ♪ So it can spring to life and become food for the land ♪
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,094 ♪ It's the poo of the antelope ♪
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,262 ♪ The poo of the giraffe ♪
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,473 ♪ That falls onto the earth ♪
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,392 ♪ And becomes the blades of grass ♪
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,394 ♪ The grass is eaten by the cattle ♪
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,562 ♪ Which comes out the other end ♪
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:33,068 ♪ To make poo for the humans and start all over again ♪
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,778 You see, son,
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,196 you're not an insignificant part of life.
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,989 You are life.
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,366 But how can I be that giraffe
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,118 and blade of grass and a human?
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,911 I don't control what they do.
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,414 Just like your heart beats without you thinking about it,
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,458 so, too, your giraffes and your humans do what they do
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,669 without you even thinking about it.
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,548 But it is all one life form, it is all...you.
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,883 I think I see now.
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,344 ♪ I'm the poo of the antelope ♪
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,388 ♪ That flows onto the ground ♪
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,597 ♪ Becomes the grass of tomorrow ♪
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,849 ♪ Yeah ♪
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,600 ♪ Which the grazers turn around ♪
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:09,354 ♪ So I'm the leg of a leopard and the wings of the hen ♪
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,398 ♪ Which becomes dinner for the humans ♪
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,234 ♪ And turns back to poo again ♪
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,652 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,654 ♪ That's the cycle ♪
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,824 ♪ The cycle of poo ♪
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,287 Okay, here's the script.
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,122 But it doesn't have an ending. - No ending?
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,623 Well, we can't animate until we have our voices recorded,
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,875 so we better just record what we have
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,126 and figure out the ending later.
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,836 Okay, talk directly into the mic.
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,296 And don't hit any hard "p's". - What's a hard "p"?
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,630 You know, first thing in the morning
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:36,757 when it just won't come out?
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,300 Oh, yeah.
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,010 Um, okay, sound is speeding and...
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,928 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,264 Hold on.
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,478 Ah, hmm, okay, and...
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,313 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,773 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,566 Hey, wait a minute! - What?
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,817 Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,402 Well, yes, I think so.
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,613 Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas.
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,490 You're supposed to sing Hanukkah songs.
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,410 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay ♪
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,620 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,121 Hanukkah sucks.
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,581 Don't you oppress me, fat boy!
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,291 Don't call me fat, butt fucker!
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,960 Then don't belittle my people, you fucking fat-ass!
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,504 Guys, knock it off, we have to record this.
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339 Dude, that was awesome.
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,090 What's awesome? - The script, it's sweet.
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,134 That's not in the script. They do this all the time.
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,928 Well, it should be in the script.
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,554 All that, "you're fat" and "you're a Jew" and stuff.
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,388 It's great.
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,727 Check it out, dude.
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,937 The camera shoots one frame at a time.
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,939 So all we got to do is put the right mouth on,
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,232 according to what syllable
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,399 they're pronouncing at that frame.
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:37,734 Easy. - Yeah.
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,069 So what's the first syllable?
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,112 Ah, "w", we wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,490 Okay, so we put little "woo" mouths on all our heads.
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,991 And then we shoot that for one frame.
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,535 Okay.
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,245 One.
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,247 That's 1/24th of a second of our movie already shot.
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,706 Kick-ass! - Now the next mouth.
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,834 Ah, "e", we wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,168 Okay. Where are the "e" mouths?
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:55,919 "e" mouths...
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,881 Okay, "woo" mouths again.
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,633 One, two.
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,968 So how much done is that?
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,096 "We wish you a Merry." - Ah, Jesus Christ.
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,765 These kids better make a good Christmas movie, Johnson.
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,809 If people in this town don't start shopping again,
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,769 we're all gonna be out of jobs next year!
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,938 This place is pretty rundown.
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,857 It's alright. We've got a cleanup crew coming.
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,025 Howww-dy ho!
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,610 Down here!
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,988 Ahh! - Oh, Mr. Hankey, it's you.
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,364 How wonderful.
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,782 My family and I are here
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,285 to get the drive-in ready for the big movie!
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,870 Perfect.
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,789 Hi there, Mr. Important Political Person.
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,000 You want to bet me I won't take off my clothes
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,085 and run naked through this parking lot?
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,795 Honey, please don't start.
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,171 I didn't start it!
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,715 He was looking at my breasts.
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,133 They're not real, you know.
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,218 Don't you say that! - Oh, big secret.
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,095 Everyone can tell they're made of "silicorn."
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,931 Ah, we'll just leave you to your cleanup.
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,641 Okay!
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,436 Boy, oh, boy, this place sure needs a lot of work.
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,562 We can fix it up, dad.
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,856 Oh, look, a homeless person.
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,942 Oh, he looks sad, Papa.
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:03,945 There, that's better.
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,405 Good job, Amber.
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,782 Now this place is starting to look Christmassy.
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,456 Okay, okay, this shot is finally set up.
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,166 Now shoot the "oh" mouth for two frames.
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,542 Ah-choo!
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,877 Agh! - Cartman!
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,795 Well, I'm sorry, I have a cold.
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,048 That took us half an hour to set up, fat-ass!
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,926 Alright, you know what? I have been here too long!
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,469 I'm sick of making this stupid cartoon,
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,137 and we're never gonna finish it anyways!
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,098 Screw you, guys... I'm going home.
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,391 Fine, we'll do it without you.
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,809 We can't do it without him, Kyle,
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:35,977 we've already animated him in it.
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:36,978 We'll dub his voice over.
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,480 Kyle, it's hopeless.
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,273 We've only got 20 seconds of animation done.
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,025 We still have Jesus' and Santa's voices to record.
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,610 And we don't even have a third act.
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,445 Dude, it would take a miracle to finish this thing.
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,614 Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope.
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,449 Miracles happen most every day...
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,451 ♪ To people like you and me ♪
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,787 ♪ But don't expect a miracle ♪
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,958 ♪ Unless you help make it to be ♪
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,709 ♪ You hope and I'll hurry ♪
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,711 ♪ You pray and I'll plan ♪
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,630 ♪ We'll do what's necessary ♪
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,883 ♪ 'Cause even a miracle needs a hand ♪
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,385 ♪ You love ♪ ♪ We love ♪
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,761 ♪ And I'll labor ♪ ♪ Tra, la, la ♪
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,512 ♪ You sit ♪ ♪ We sit ♪
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,138 ♪ And I'll stand ♪
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,515 ♪ Get help from our next-door neighbor ♪
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,477 ♪ 'cause even a miracle needs a hand ♪
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,937 You can do Cartman's voice, can't you?
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,271 Uh, I'm so fat.
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,690 No, you got to sound fatter.
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,274 Hey, you guys, seriously.
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,985 I'm so fat, help me out over here.
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,236 Cool, now let's try the script.
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,071 Rolling.
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,823 I don't know what to do, dude, who should we help?
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,449 I say we help Santa Claus.
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,785 Oh, you're just saying that because he brings you candy.
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,789 Hey, I don't need to take that kind of shit from a Jew!
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,165 ♪ You wish ♪ ♪ We wish ♪
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,625 ♪ And I'll whittle ♪ ♪ Tra, la, la ♪
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,793 ♪ You sit ♪ ♪ We sit ♪
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,044 ♪ And I'll stand ♪
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,254 ♪ Let's all try to help a little ♪
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,046 ♪ 'Cause even a miracle-- ♪
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,010 It's okay, we'll just have his character die in the film.
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:55,724 ♪ Even a miracle needs a hand ♪
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,354 Citizens of South Park,
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,399 the Colorado Film Commission is pleased to present to you
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,361 a work by some of our very own South Park children.
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,779 Thank you, thank you. - Cartman!
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:10,905 What the hell are you doing here?
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,157 You quit.
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,533 What are you talking about "quit"?
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,035 Puh-- I don't remember that.
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,953 We know that after you see this darling short film,
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,997 you will all feel the mighty glow
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,124 of the Christmas spirit once again.
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,125 Boys?
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,209 Okay, Mr. Hankey.
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,420 Okay!
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,383 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,469 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,304 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,181 Hey, wait a minute. - What?
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,266 Aren't you Jewish, Kyle? - Yeah, I think so.
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,018 Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas.
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,394 What?
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,104 You're supposed to sing Hanukkah songs.
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,814 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,327 Ooh, pretty!
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,037 Well, that's Christmas for ya.
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,622 Uh, just hang on, folks,
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,416 we seem to be having some technical difficulties.
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,585 Stupid.
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,837 It's completely destroyed. There's nothing I can do!
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,464 All that hard work.
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,466 Well, thanks a lot, kids, great idea you had there.
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,884 Now everyone is more disenfranchised
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:13,968 with Christmas than ever.
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,428 We want our 300 bucks back.
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,763 But we spent it.
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,597 Fine, then we'll sue you.
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,183 Johnson.
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:24,104 I...Used to believe in miracles.
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,481 All that work. For nothing.
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,566 Boys, I-I'm... I'm sorry.
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,527 Sure, sure, Mr. Hankey.
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,487 I guess we might as well go home now.
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,121 It's my fault, all my fault.
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,747 I got everyone's hopes up.
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,707 But, Dad, we can fix the projector.
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,167 Oh, it's too late for that, son.
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,877 Everyone's gone home.
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,587 And I don't know nothin' about projectors.
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,423 I'm just a stupid piece of crap.
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,342 Dad, you taught me an important lesson,
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,885 that crap is the cycle of everything.
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,805 Oh, that was just a stupid song, Cornwallis!
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,515 I was just trying to get you to stop your bitching.
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,975 No, it wasn't a stupid song,
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,643 because you showed me that I have the power
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,478 and the strength to do anything I want.
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,564 You made me believe in myself, Dad.
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,816 Now I'm asking you to do the same.
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,902 Son...
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,363 You're the smartest piece of crap since Albert Poo-dinger!
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,157 Come on!
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,952 Isn't this a nice Christmas, Stanley?
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,537 No commercialism and shopping.
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,831 Just a nice fire and family.
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,583 I want to die!
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:45,643 They did it!
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,978 They got it working!
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,813 You have blemished the meaning of Christmas
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,273 for the last time, Kringle.
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,317 I bring happiness and love
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,402 to children all over the world.
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,321 Christmas is for celebrating my birth.
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,448 Christmas is for giving.
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,700 Oh...wow.
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,452 Mom, they got it working!
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,455 What, son, they got your father's penis working again?
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,876 We actually spoke to the Brian Boitano.
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,461 Yeah, and you know,
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,213 I think I learned something today.
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,006 It doesn't matter if you're Christian
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,175 or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu--
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,636 Christmas still is about one very important thing.
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,512 Yeah, ham. - No, not ham!
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,724 Hey, why the hell did you have me say that?
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,351 We can make you say whatever we wanted.
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,186 Christmas is about something much more important.
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,687 What? - Presents.
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,314 Ah. - Don't you see, Kyle?
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,524 Yeah. - Presents.
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,319 Presents... Presents!
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,987 My God, they're right!
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,781 Christmas is about presents.
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,618 If we all buy presents, everyone benefits, mkay.
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,453 That is the spirit of Christmas:
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,829 commercialism.
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,082 Because it's what makes our country work.
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,167 They're starting to understand, Johnson.
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,877 They're starting to understand.
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,380 We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas,
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,674 like love and family, that we almost forgot
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,301 it's buying things that makes our economy thrive.
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,345 Hey, the shops are still open.
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,555 We still have time to shop!
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,723 Cool, let's go!
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,100 Yeah, let's go!
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,691 Whoo!
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,858 You did it, Mr. Hankey,
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277 you brought back the spirit of Christmas.
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,112 No, you did it, boys.
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,989 Ah, hell, we all did it.
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,657 Kids, that cartoon was fabulous.
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,200 How would you like to have your own show
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,118 and make 100 more of them?
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,703 Are you kidding?
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,329 I think we'd rather stab ourselves in the head.
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,206 Yeah, let's just go home and open our presents.
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,709 Hey, man, if you're Jewish, you get presents for eight days.
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,335 Wow, count me in! - Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,586 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,297 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,882 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I will play ♪
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,720 ♪ I'm the poo of the antelope that flows onto the ground ♪
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,722 ♪ Becomes the grass of tomorrow ♪
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,932 ♪ Which the grazers turn around ♪
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,059 ♪ So I'm the leg of a leopard ♪
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,894 ♪ And the wings of the hen ♪
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,022 ♪ Which becomes dinner for the humans ♪
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,566 ♪ And turns back to poo again ♪

00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,300 Очень дерьмовое Рождество.
00:00:07,310 --> 00:00:08,884 Перевод zvv. Zavalsoft@mail.ru
00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,458 <i>Я иду в Южный Парк Что бы найти себя</i>
00:00:12,868 --> 00:00:16,099 <i> Везде дружественные лица Скромные люди, нет искушений</i>
00:00:16,305 --> 00:00:19,297 <i>Пойти в Южный Парк Расстаться со всеми проблемами</i>
00:00:19,508 --> 00:00:22,739 <i>Свободные парковки и днем и ночью И люди кричат "Привет, сосед!"</i>
00:00:22,945 --> 00:00:26,108 <i>Приезжайте в Южный Парк Вы не будете разочарованы</i>
00:00:29,485 --> 00:00:32,045 <i>Приезжайте в Южный Парк повстречайте друзей себе на лад</i>
00:00:48,104 --> 00:00:50,334 Он будет здесь с минуты на минуту.
00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:53,371 Какашки?
00:00:53,576 --> 00:00:57,603 Он не придет, если ты будешь слишком близко к туалету, сиди рядом со мной.
00:01:02,885 --> 00:01:05,410 Уже поздно. Почему бы вам не пойти в постель?
00:01:05,621 --> 00:01:09,079 Надо подождать подольше. Мистер Хэнки всегда приходит.
00:01:10,059 --> 00:01:13,586 Хорошо. Счастливой Хануки!
00:01:13,996 --> 00:01:15,759 Счастливой Хануки, мама!
00:01:52,468 --> 00:01:53,457 Проваливай!
00:02:22,531 --> 00:02:25,159 Стэн, скажи ребятам, что встреча у автобусной остановки.
00:02:28,871 --> 00:02:31,601 - Хорошо, мы все здесь. - Что ты хотел?
00:02:31,807 --> 00:02:35,265 - Мистер Хэнки не появился. - О боже мой, я иду назад в постель.
00:02:35,477 --> 00:02:37,342 Осталось три дня до Рождества.
00:02:37,546 --> 00:02:40,640 А Мистер Хэнки так и не пришёл!
00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:44,581 Я завтра смотрю телевизор. И у меня нет времени на поиски какашек.
00:02:44,787 --> 00:02:46,755 Если ты хочешь, чтобы Рождество настало, помоги мне!
00:02:53,028 --> 00:02:54,359 Ты чихнул на меня.
00:02:54,563 --> 00:02:57,555 О Извини. Ты бегаешь по канализации с микробами и человеческим говном.
00:02:57,766 --> 00:02:59,290 Смотри!
00:03:02,538 --> 00:03:03,470 Привет!
00:03:03,672 --> 00:03:06,163 При-ветики!
00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:12,105 Мистер Хэнки, мы были так напуганы. Я ждал, но ты так и не пришел.
00:03:12,314 --> 00:03:15,215 - Нет, со мной все в порядке. - Где ты был?
00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:17,715 Без тебя нет рождественского духа.
00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:22,254 Я знаю, но я был очень занят со своей семьей. Милая!
00:03:22,691 --> 00:03:26,092 - Семьей? - Я хочу познакомить вас со своей женой Аутум.
00:03:26,295 --> 00:03:30,629 - Привет ребята. Хотите выпить? - Они слишком молоды для выпивки, милая...
00:03:30,866 --> 00:03:35,200 - Это же Рождество! - Сейчас вы познакомитесь с нашим самородком!
00:03:35,704 --> 00:03:40,038 - Это наш сын, Корнуолис. - При-ветики!
00:03:40,442 --> 00:03:42,808 - Наша дочь, Амбер. - При-ветики!
00:03:43,012 --> 00:03:45,105 И наш сын, Симон.
00:03:46,415 --> 00:03:50,146 Симон туповат. Он родился с арахисом голове.
00:03:50,352 --> 00:03:53,048 - Что такое, па? - Ничего, Симон.
00:03:53,255 --> 00:03:56,224 Семья. Так вот почему ты не распространял рождественский дух.
00:03:56,425 --> 00:04:00,361 Это правда. Никто не занимался Рождеством.
00:04:00,562 --> 00:04:04,521 - Это уже не имеет значения. - Моя мама не успеет купить мне подарков.
00:04:04,733 --> 00:04:08,965 Не волнуйтесь, я пошлю своих ребят распространять рождественский дух.
00:04:09,171 --> 00:04:11,469 - Если хотите, можете помочь. - Мы поможем.
00:04:11,674 --> 00:04:12,800 Все что угодно ради подарков!
00:04:13,509 --> 00:04:16,637 О! Рождественская вечеринка. Эй, ребята...
00:04:16,845 --> 00:04:21,179 - ...хотите заключить пари по поводу раздевания? - Милая, ты напилась.
00:04:21,684 --> 00:04:25,415 - Это рождественская вечеринка! - Мы можем зайти внутрь на секунду?
00:04:37,499 --> 00:04:38,659 Решено.
00:04:39,268 --> 00:04:42,635 Завтра мы вернем дух Рождества!
00:04:50,245 --> 00:04:53,442 Хо-Хо-Хо. Счастливого Рождества.
00:04:53,949 --> 00:04:57,146 Осталось только три дня на покупки до... Черт подери!
00:04:57,353 --> 00:05:00,413 - С Рождеством, задница! - Никто не слушает.
00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:03,123 - Берегись! - Ой, я всегда вляпываюсь!
00:05:04,626 --> 00:05:07,789 Ну что ж, это была неплохая попытка. Но я должен закрываться.
00:05:07,997 --> 00:05:11,455 Никто ничего не покупает, и я не могу продолжать.
00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:14,500 И еще, сбоку от дороги дерьмо. Берегитесь.
00:05:16,372 --> 00:05:17,430 Ни одной игрушки.
00:05:17,639 --> 00:05:20,938 Похоже, что все подготовились к празднованию...
00:05:21,143 --> 00:05:22,906 ...со свечами и любовью.
00:05:24,179 --> 00:05:28,309 Рождество без коммерции, без подарков - не Рождество!
00:05:28,517 --> 00:05:31,680 <i>И остальные новости: появились сообщения, что все официально...</i>
00:05:31,887 --> 00:05:33,252 <i>...забили на Рождество.</i>
00:05:33,422 --> 00:05:37,381 <i>В голосовании 38% заявили, что они сыты по горло выходными...</i>
00:05:37,593 --> 00:05:41,393 <i>...5% заявили, что им всё равно, и оставшиеся 57%...</i>
00:05:41,597 --> 00:05:45,465 <i>...сказали, что надавали бы Бон Джови по яйцам, если бы смогли.</i>
00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:49,793 <i>Люди устали от встреч, покупок и рекламы кредитных карт.</i>
00:05:50,005 --> 00:05:52,269 <i>Праздники потеряли священность и стали шуткой.</i>
00:05:52,474 --> 00:05:55,910 <i>Многие люди не верят, что Иисус существует.</i>
00:05:56,111 --> 00:06:00,445 <i>- Что за празднование? - Да, правильно, прямо по яйцам его !</i>
00:06:00,649 --> 00:06:02,708 <i>Дух Рождества идет...</i>
00:06:02,918 --> 00:06:05,978 <i>...но наша вера во все остальное остается сильной.</i>
00:06:07,456 --> 00:06:08,354 <i>Да, действительно?</i>
00:06:08,557 --> 00:06:10,684 Переключи. От этого можно впасть в депрессию.
00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:13,862 <i>О горе! Нам нужна рождественская елка.</i>
00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:17,965 - О боже, только не это! - Почему в мультиках всегда большие головы?
00:06:18,167 --> 00:06:21,295 <i>Мы должны играть.</i>
00:06:21,503 --> 00:06:25,837 - Дерьмо. Они так и будут танцевать вокруг? - Они будут мучить нас еще и два акта.
00:06:26,075 --> 00:06:29,511 Почему в мультиках Чарли Брауна они говорят как он?
00:06:29,711 --> 00:06:34,045 - Даже моя мама может гораздо лучше. - Это точно.
00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:35,915 - Это просто. - Что?
00:06:36,118 --> 00:06:40,555 Мы сможем заставить праздновать Рождество, создав анимационный фильм...
00:06:40,756 --> 00:06:44,021 - ...и показав его всем. - Мы не знаем, как рисуются мультики.
00:06:44,226 --> 00:06:45,853 Разве это может быть сложно? Посмотри на это!
00:06:46,061 --> 00:06:49,292 Мы можем сделать маленького Санту и Иисуса...
00:06:49,498 --> 00:06:52,831 ...и звезду взамен этих большеголовых придурков!
00:06:53,035 --> 00:06:56,801 <i>И мы можем назвать его "Дух Рождества".</i>
00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:05,564 Это ужасно. Наша городская экономика идет прямо в унитаз!
00:07:05,771 --> 00:07:08,171 Мы должны вернуть всем дух Рождества.
00:07:08,407 --> 00:07:11,843 - Несколько детей хотят видеть Вас. - Ладно, впусти их.
00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:14,678 - Мэр, мы нашли решение Вашей проблемы! - Вы... что?
00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:19,078 Мы создадим анимационный рождественский фильм и покажем его на большом проекторе.
00:07:19,284 --> 00:07:22,344 В нём будут все: Иисус, Санта.
00:07:22,554 --> 00:07:24,181 Всё, что нам нужно - это $300.
00:07:24,389 --> 00:07:26,653 Анимационный рождественский фильм!
00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:31,022 Детишки, это самая тупая идея, которую я слышала!
00:07:32,464 --> 00:07:35,729 Но я готова попробовать всё. Выпишите им чек.
00:07:35,934 --> 00:07:38,732 - Отлично! - Скажи Баттерсу, что надо сделать фигурки!
00:07:38,937 --> 00:07:40,768 А я передам мистеру Хэнки хорошие новости.
00:07:46,144 --> 00:07:48,510 Не разбивай вазу!
00:07:49,414 --> 00:07:50,745 Мистер Хэнки!
00:07:51,650 --> 00:07:54,414 О, Кайл! При-ветики!
00:07:54,619 --> 00:07:57,349 Мы раздобыли деньги! Мы сделаем свой мультфильм!
00:07:57,556 --> 00:08:01,515 Прекрасно! Дети, Рождество возвращается.
00:08:01,727 --> 00:08:05,458 Мы все снова отправимся в старое доброе путешествие.
00:08:05,664 --> 00:08:09,031 Это произойдет не только из-за этого, если вы понимаете, о чем я.
00:08:09,234 --> 00:08:12,362 Почему ты говоришь об этом при людях?
00:08:12,571 --> 00:08:15,506 Ладно, мне надо начинать мультик. У нас только два дня.
00:08:15,707 --> 00:08:19,268 Удачи. А мы займемся проектором, не беспокойся!
00:08:20,012 --> 00:08:22,276 В чем дело, Корнуолис?
00:08:24,916 --> 00:08:29,250 - ОК, посмотрим что мы имеем. - Ладно, только не надейтесь на многое.
00:08:29,454 --> 00:08:33,515 - Ладно-ладно, покажи нам. - Это маленький бумажный Санта.
00:08:33,725 --> 00:08:37,217 "Хо-хо-хо, вы любите игрушки?"
00:08:38,663 --> 00:08:42,724 А это маленький Иисус. "Привет, Санта! Я - это свет во тьме."
00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:47,268 "Хорошо, я так и подумал." А это ваша мультипликационная версия.
00:08:49,341 --> 00:08:52,105 - Ха, он сделал Стена таким жирным. - Это же ты.
00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:53,675 - Что?! - Они похожи на нас.
00:08:53,879 --> 00:08:56,814 У Стена голубые глаза, а у меня острый нос.
00:08:57,015 --> 00:08:59,813 - Я не такой жирный! - Отличная работа, Баттерс.
00:09:00,619 --> 00:09:04,453 Я также сделал свою мультипликационную версию, если вам вдруг понадобится.
00:09:05,157 --> 00:09:06,351 - Нет, спасибо. - Увидимся.
00:09:06,558 --> 00:09:08,253 Хорошо, хорошо.
00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:15,364 - Как твое имя? - Баттерс, мэм.
00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:18,331 Не хочешь потрогать мою грудь?
00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:23,070 Нет, спасибо. У меня снова будут проблемы.
00:09:26,344 --> 00:09:31,077 - Мы должны подготовиться к путешествию. - Я не хочу, я слишком расстроен.
00:09:31,283 --> 00:09:36,220 Все в порядке. Мультфильм вернет дух Рождества.
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:40,288 Дело не в этом. Я не чувствую себя частью Рождества.
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,325 Сынок, ты же Хэнки! Мы любим Рождество.
00:09:43,595 --> 00:09:47,656 - Время посидеть вокруг рождественского дерева. - У нас важный разговор.
00:09:47,866 --> 00:09:51,893 Сейчас Рождество, и... и мы должны быть счастливой семьей.
00:09:52,104 --> 00:09:55,938 Дорогая, ты пьяна. Иди и помоги остальным повесить их чулки для подарков.
00:09:56,141 --> 00:09:58,507 Это не конец, мы еще продолжим.
00:09:59,744 --> 00:10:01,769 Давай, не будь так печален.
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:04,676 Почему? Мы - дерьмо. Рождество не для нас.
00:10:04,883 --> 00:10:09,013 - Рождество - это хорошее настроение, оно для всех. - Я видел спектакли про рождество.
00:10:09,221 --> 00:10:11,485 Там ангелы и пастухи, но нет какашек.
00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:15,626 Во всех фильмах - Санта, эльфы, но нет какашек. Я не часть этого!
00:10:15,827 --> 00:10:19,729 Ты не часть этого, ты - это всё!
00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:22,695 - Я - ничто, я - дерьмо. - Дерьмо - это всё.
00:10:22,901 --> 00:10:26,462 <i>Все, что живет на земле, какает иногда </i>
00:10:26,671 --> 00:10:30,471 <i>И этот цикл проходит каждый раз и всегда</i>
00:10:30,675 --> 00:10:34,076 <i>Взгляни на зеленую, зеленую траву И птиц в небесах</i>
00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:39,144 <i>Они все здесь из-за какашек И сейчас я расскажу почему</i>
00:10:39,718 --> 00:10:43,814 <i>Трава поедается коровами. Которых едят люди</i>
00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:47,924 <i>Они перерабатываются их желудками И появляются какашки</i>
00:10:48,126 --> 00:10:51,653 <i>Затем какашки проходят через канализацию И попадают в море</i>
00:10:52,164 --> 00:10:56,498 <i>И поедаются планктоном, который становится едой для рыб</i>
00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,936 <i>Затем самая большая рыба, с этими какашками внутри</i>
00:11:01,439 --> 00:11:05,307 <i>Проплывает мимо берега И поедается</i>
00:11:05,544 --> 00:11:09,275 <i>Медведем гризли, который какает На безжизненный песок</i>
00:11:09,481 --> 00:11:13,815 <i>И тем самым порождает жизнь, которая снова создает еду</i>
00:11:15,554 --> 00:11:18,990 <i>Это - какашки антилопы Какашки жирафа</i>
00:11:19,691 --> 00:11:23,593 <i>Они падают на землю И становятся травой</i>
00:11:23,795 --> 00:11:27,526 <i>Трава поедается скотом Который заканчивает цепь</i>
00:11:27,832 --> 00:11:32,166 <i>И создает еду для людей И начинает все снова</i>
00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:37,907 Ты не какая-то незначительная часть жизни. Ты - сама жизнь!
00:11:38,343 --> 00:11:42,575 Как я могу быть частью жирафа, травы и человека? Я не контролирую их.
00:11:42,948 --> 00:11:45,416 Твое сердце бьется, и ты не думаешь об этом.
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:49,951 Жирафы и люди делают это, не задумываясь.
00:11:50,655 --> 00:11:54,113 Но все это - формы жизни. Все это - ты.
00:11:54,859 --> 00:11:56,554 Кажется, я понял.
00:11:57,295 --> 00:12:01,391 <i>Я - какашка антилопы, Что падает на землю</i>
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:05,400 <i>Которая станет травой завтра И будет расти вокруг</i>
00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:09,328 <i>Так что я - и лапы леопарда, и крылья курицы</i>
00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:13,875 <i>Которые станут обедом для людей И снова создадут какашки</i>
00:12:16,214 --> 00:12:20,548 <i>Это - цикл Цикл какашек</i>
00:12:24,189 --> 00:12:26,521 Это сценарий, но он не закончен
00:12:26,758 --> 00:12:30,819 Мы не можем создавать анимацию без записи голосов. Дорисуем конец позже.
00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:33,224 Говорите в микрофон. Но без тяжелых Пи.
00:12:33,431 --> 00:12:34,329 Что за тяжелые Пи?
00:12:34,532 --> 00:12:37,501 Ну, ты знаешь, утром, когда они не хотят выходить.
00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:40,061 Запись началась.
00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:43,001 <i>- Мы желаем вам счастливого Рождества... - Подождите.</i>
00:12:48,613 --> 00:12:52,879 <i>- Окей и начали... - Мы желаем вам счастливого Рождества</i>
00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:54,642 - Подождите! - Что?
00:12:54,853 --> 00:12:57,321 - Ты разве не еврей, Кайл? - Ну да.
00:12:57,522 --> 00:12:59,615 Чувак, евреи не празднуют Рождество.
00:12:59,824 --> 00:13:02,258 Ты должен петь гимны Хануки.
00:13:03,328 --> 00:13:06,695 <i>Дрейдел, дрейдел, дрейдел Я сделал тебя из глины</i>
00:13:06,898 --> 00:13:09,765 - Ханука - отстой. - Не доставай меня, жирный!
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:13,961 - Не называй меня жирным! - Не унижай мой народ, толстожопый!
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,106 Заканчивайте, мы должны заняться записью!
00:13:16,308 --> 00:13:17,969 - Это круто! - Что?
00:13:18,176 --> 00:13:21,145 - Сценарий. Он великолепен! - Этого нет в сценарии.
00:13:21,346 --> 00:13:25,214 Должно быть. Эта фраза: "ты, толстожопый". Великолепна!
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,332 Камера снимает один кадр в секунду.
00:13:32,536 --> 00:13:36,836 Мы должны открывать рот так, чтобы соответствовать произносимым буквам.
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,906 - Легко! - Какой первый слог?
00:13:39,476 --> 00:13:41,341 "М." Мы желаем вам счастливого Рождества.
00:13:41,545 --> 00:13:44,013 Положи картинку губ "м" на наши головы.
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:46,775 - Мы снимем его для первого кадра. - Окей.
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,280 - Один. - 1/24-ая кадра готова!
00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:52,148 - Фигня. - Следующая буква.
00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:54,290 "Ы." МЫ желаем вам счастливого Рождества.
00:13:54,558 --> 00:13:56,492 Где губы для "Ы"?
00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:02,197 - Снова губы "О". - Один, два.
00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:04,959 - Ну, сколько сделано? - Мы желаем вам счастливОго Рождества.
00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:06,066 Боже мой!
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,238 Детишки должны сделать отличное кино.
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:13,274 Если люди не начнут совершать покупки, мы все потеряем свою работу.
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:17,379 - Это место выглядит загаженным. - Ничего, скоро его почистят.
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,840 При-ветики!
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,617 Посмотрите вниз!
00:14:22,086 --> 00:14:24,748 О. Мистер Хэнки, это Вы. Как мило.
00:14:24,955 --> 00:14:28,857 Я и моя семья здесь, чтобы обеспечить техническую часть шоу.
00:14:29,059 --> 00:14:32,222 - Великолепно. - Привет, мистер Важная Персона.
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:37,357 Хочешь поспорить со мной, что я пробегусь здесь нагишом?
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:42,336 - Милая, не начинай. - Это не я. Он пялился на мою грудь.
00:14:42,606 --> 00:14:44,801 - Она же не настоящая. - Не говори так!
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,671 Большой секрет! Все знают что она из отходов силикона.
00:14:48,545 --> 00:14:51,673 - Разбирайтесь без нас. Мы уходим. - Окей.
00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:55,815 - Это место нуждается в обработке. - Мы можем все исправить, пап.
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,545 Смотри: бездомный.
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:00,755 Он выглядит таким грустным, папа!
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:04,427 Так лучше!
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:08,653 Отличная работа! Теперь это место выглядит более по-рождественному.
00:15:13,337 --> 00:15:17,433 Этот кадр основной. Снимем губы "А" двумя кадрами.
00:15:18,742 --> 00:15:21,267 - Картман! - Извините, я простужен!
00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:23,503 Это отняло почти час нашей работы!
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,308 Знаете, что? Я был здесь слишком долго.
00:15:26,517 --> 00:15:29,452 Меня бесит этом мультик, и мы его никогда не закончим.
00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:34,022 - Идите на фиг. А я домой. - Отлично. Мы сделаем все и без тебя.
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:37,455 - Мы не сможем. Нужен его голос! - Мы скопируем его голос.
00:15:37,661 --> 00:15:40,152 Это бессмысленно. У нас только двадцать секунд мультфильма.
00:15:40,364 --> 00:15:43,527 У нас еще не сделаны Иисус и Санта, и нет третьего акта.
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,862 - Понадобится чудо, чтобы завершить дело. - Не говори так.
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,733 Мы должны надеяться. Чудеса случаются каждый день.
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:54,240 <i>С людьми как ты и я, но не ожидающими чуда...</i>
00:15:54,445 --> 00:15:58,142 <i>Если ты поможешь.</i>
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:02,245 <i>Ты надеешься, а я спешу Ты молишься, а я планирую</i>
00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:07,856 <i>Сделаем то, что необходимо Даже чудо нуждается в руке помощи</i>
00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:11,728 <i>Ты любишь, а я тружусь Ты сидишь, а я стою.</i>
00:16:11,962 --> 00:16:17,059 <i>Поможем друг другу Даже чудо нуждается в руке помощи.</i>
00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:19,495 Изобрази голос Картмана.
00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:21,967 - Я такой жирный. - Голос должен быть жирнее.
00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:25,403 Я такой жирный. Помогите мне перенести мою задницу.
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,941 - Круто! Прорепетируем сценарий. - Поехали.
00:16:28,145 --> 00:16:31,512 - Кому мы должны помочь? - Я говорю, что мы должны помочь Санта Клаусу.
00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:36,778 - Только потому, что он дал тебе конфетку? - Я не потерплю этого от еврея!
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,783 <i>Ты хочешь, и я помогаю</i>
00:16:42,426 --> 00:16:45,759 <i>Все нуждаются в помощи Даже чудеса...</i>
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,323 Ничего, в фильме мы его тоже убиваем.
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:54,968 <i>Даже чудеса нуждаются в руке помощи</i>
00:17:00,177 --> 00:17:01,872 Граждане Южного Парка...
00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:04,707 ...мы все рады представить...
00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:07,975 ...работу наших южнопарковских детей!
00:17:09,286 --> 00:17:12,278 - Спасибо, спасибо. - Какого черта ты здесь делаешь?
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,252 О чем ты?
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:17,427 После того, как вы увидите этот короткий фильм...
00:17:17,628 --> 00:17:21,826 ...вы снова почувствуете дух Рождества.
00:17:22,032 --> 00:17:22,862 Ребята?
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:25,593 - Окей, мистер Хэнки. - Окей!
00:17:29,139 --> 00:17:33,166 <i>Мы желаем вам счастливого Рождества Мы желаем вам счастливого Рождества</i>
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:36,471 <i>Мы желаем вам счастливого Рождества</i>
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,907 <i>- Ты разве не еврей, Кайл? - Ну да.</i>
00:17:39,116 --> 00:17:41,516 <i>Чувак, евреи не празднуют Рождества!</i>
00:17:41,718 --> 00:17:43,913 <i>Ты должен петь гимны Хануки.</i>
00:17:44,121 --> 00:17:45,486 <i>Дрейдл, дрейдл, дрейдл</i>
00:17:55,899 --> 00:17:59,266 - Да уж, мило! - Вот вам и Рождество.
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:03,461 Спокойней, граждане! У нас некоторые технические проблемы.
00:18:04,441 --> 00:18:05,430 Тупость.
00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:09,839 - Уничтожено, я ничего не могу сделать. - Вся наша работа.
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,038 Спасибо, детишки.
00:18:12,249 --> 00:18:14,774 Самое плохое Рождество, что было когда-либо.
00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:16,976 - Мы хотим наши 300 баксов назад. - Но мы потратили их.
00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:19,451 Хорошо, мы подадим на вас в суд.
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,689 Я верил в чудеса.
00:18:25,129 --> 00:18:26,858 - Вся работа. - Коту под хвост.
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,123 Мне очень жаль.
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,164 Конечно, мистер Хэнки.
00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:33,359 Я думаю, что мы должны идти по домам.
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:42,974 Это моя вина. Во всем виноват я. Я заставил всех поверить и...
00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:46,703 - Мы можем починить проектор! - Слишком поздно.
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:50,477 Все потеряно. Я ничего не понимаю в проекторах.
00:18:50,686 --> 00:18:52,313 Я - просто кусок дерьма.
00:18:52,621 --> 00:18:55,988 Ты учил меня, что какашки - это основа основ и цикл всего.
00:18:56,192 --> 00:19:00,526 Это была просто тупая песня, чтобы ты перестал печалится.
00:19:00,796 --> 00:19:02,195 Нет, не правда.
00:19:02,398 --> 00:19:05,561 Ты показал мне, что я могу все, что захочу.
00:19:05,768 --> 00:19:10,102 Ты заставил меня поверить в себя. Я прошу тебя сделать то же.
00:19:10,406 --> 00:19:11,430 Сынок...
00:19:12,842 --> 00:19:17,176 ...ты - умнейший кусок дерьма, начиная с Альберта Какэнштейна!
00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:22,773 Это отличное Рождество. Без коммерции и магазинов.
00:19:22,985 --> 00:19:27,285 - Только огонь в камине и семья. - Я хочу сдохнуть.
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,735 У них получилось! Заработало!
00:19:46,942 --> 00:19:50,469 <i>Ты переврал значение Рождества!</i>
00:19:50,679 --> 00:19:54,206 <i>Я несу счастье и любовь детям всего мира.</i>
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:58,450 <i>- Рождество - праздник моего рождения. - Рождество для подарков.</i>
00:20:01,056 --> 00:20:02,421 Он работает.
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:05,458 Что? Член вашего отца работает?
00:20:06,462 --> 00:20:10,057 <i>Мы поговорили даже с Брайаном Бойтано.</i>
00:20:10,466 --> 00:20:13,526 <i>Ты знаешь, Я узнал кое что новое сегодня.</i>
00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:17,263 <i>Не имеет значения - христианин ли ты, еврей, атеист или хинду...</i>
00:20:17,473 --> 00:20:19,964 <i>...в Рождестве есть одна очень важная часть...</i>
00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:21,803 <i>- Да, ветчина. - Нет, не ветчина!</i>
00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:26,444 - Почему я сказал это? - Мы могли заставить сказать тебя все, что угодно!
00:20:26,649 --> 00:20:29,174 <i>В Рождестве есть одна наиважнейшая часть.</i>
00:20:29,385 --> 00:20:30,511 <i>Подарки.</i>
00:20:30,719 --> 00:20:32,778 <i>Разве ты не видишь, Кайл?</i>
00:20:34,457 --> 00:20:35,788 Подарки.
00:20:36,525 --> 00:20:40,154 Они правы! Ведь в Рождество должны быть подарки.
00:20:40,362 --> 00:20:43,263 Если мы все купим подарки, наши близкие будут только рады.
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,968 Вот он, дух Рождества: коммерция!
00:20:47,169 --> 00:20:49,194 Вот на чем построена наша страна.
00:20:49,405 --> 00:20:52,932 Они начинают понимать.
00:20:53,142 --> 00:20:56,703 Мы забыли такие маленькие, но важные вещи, как любовь...
00:20:56,912 --> 00:21:00,473 ...а еще мы забыли про покупки подарков, а это ведь развитие нашей экономики.
00:21:00,716 --> 00:21:04,743 Магазины все еще открыты! У нас еще есть время на покупки.
00:21:05,788 --> 00:21:07,187 Вперед!
00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:17,589 Ты сделал это, мистер Хэнки! Ты вернул дух Рождества.
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,236 - Нет, вы сделали это. - Мы все!
00:21:21,437 --> 00:21:25,601 Мультфильм был потрясающим! Не хотите ли выпустить еще сотню?
00:21:25,808 --> 00:21:27,867 Нет уж, спасибо. Мы еле сделали этот.
00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:29,772 Да, а теперь надо идти открывать подарки.
00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:32,504 Евреи получают подарки в течение восьми дней.
00:21:32,715 --> 00:21:34,580 - Засчитайте и меня! - Я тоже хочу быть евреем!
00:21:34,783 --> 00:21:37,149 <i>Дрейдел, дрейдел, дрейдел Я сделал тебя из глины</i>
00:21:37,453 --> 00:21:39,819 <i>Дрейдел, дрейдел, дрейдел С дрейделом я буду играть.</i>

00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:09,927 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,597 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,475 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,644 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,479 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,023 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:23,232 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,276 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,401 --> 00:00:28,529 ♪ [muffled] ♪
00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:32,324 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,925 He's gonna be here any minute, Ike.
00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,178 Oh, no. Poopie.
00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:53,846 He might not come
00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,056 if you're too close to the toilet bowl, Ike.
00:00:55,181 --> 00:00:57,516 Come sit by me.
00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:03,439 It's getting late, boys,
00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,815 why don't you come on up to bed?
00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:06,567 Just let us stay up a little longer, Mom,
00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,903 Mr. Hankey's got to show up. He always does.
00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,446 Alright, bubbie.
00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,032 Oh, and, boys, Happy Hanukkah.
00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:15,743 Happy Hanukkah, Mom.
00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,170 ["Silent Night" instrumental]
00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,885 [babbles]
00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,471 Whee, whee.
00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,531 Go away!
00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,921 [gasps]
00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,099 [phone rings]
00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:21,684 [mumbles]
00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,227 Stan, go get the other guys
00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,437 and tell them to meet me at the bus stop in ten minutes.
00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:26,438 [mumbles]
00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,525 Okay, good, you're all here.
00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,026 What's this all about, Kyle?
00:02:31,152 --> 00:02:32,820 It's Mr. Hankey. He hasn't shown up yet!
00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,446 Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm going back to bed.
00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,365 It's only three days until Christmas, you guys.
00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,117 You know how bad things have been around here.
00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,119 I think it might be because Mr. Hankey hasn't come.
00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,996 Kyle, I have a full day of watching TV tomorrow.
00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:43,998 I don't have time to go on a poo hunt right now, okay?
00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:45,499 If you guys want there to be a Christmas,
00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:46,500 you better come help me.
00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:52,381 [sneezes]
00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,799 Dude, you sneezed on my back!
00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,176 Oh, sorry, you might get some germs
00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,886 while you're walking around in human feces.
00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,345 Hey, look!
00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,100 Hello?
00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,603 Howww-dy ho!
00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,731 Mr. Hankey! Oh, we were so worried.
00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,149 I was waiting up for you,
00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:11,650 and you didn't come so I thought that--
00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,235 Oh, no, I'm fine, Kyle.
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,528 But where have you been?
00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:15,905 Things aren't the same without you.
00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,281 Nobody seems to have the Christmas spirit.
00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:18,908 Oh, I know, Kyle.
00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,951 I've just been awful busy with my family.
00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:21,911 Honey!
00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,204 Family?
00:03:23,329 --> 00:03:25,206 Boys, I want you to meet my wife, Autumn.
00:03:25,331 --> 00:03:26,957 Howdy hey, kids.
00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,292 Would you like a drink?
00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,919 They're too young to drink, honey.
00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,921 Oh, hell, it's Christmas.
00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:34,048 Oh, and you have to meet the little nuggets too.
00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,090 Kids!
00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,884 This is our son Cornwallis.
00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:39,511 Howww-dy ho!
00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:40,971 Our daughter Amber.
00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,264 Howdy ho!
00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,682 And our son Simon.
00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,517 [giggles] Hey!
00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:46,852 Simon's not so smart.
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,521 He was born with a peanut in his head.
00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:51,023 What's that, Pa?
00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:52,149 Nothin', Simon.
00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,026 A family!
00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,153 So that's why you haven't been able to spread Christmas cheer.
00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,529 It sure has been tough.
00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,907 Nobody seems that into Christmas up there.
00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,659 I know, it's like it doesn't matter anymore.
00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,619 My mom's barely bought me any presents so far.
00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,412 Well, don't worry kids.
00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:06,956 I'm sending the nuggets up tomorrow
00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,666 to spread Christmas cheer.
00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,251 And if you want, you can help them.
00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,211 Sure we'll help! - Anything for more presents!
00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,296 [hiccups] Whoo-hoo! It's a Christmas party!
00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,923 Hey, you boys.
00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:18,467 You boys want to bet me I won't take off my clothes?
00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,844 Honey, please, you're--you're drunk, okay.
00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:22,805 But it's Christmas, baby!
00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,765 Honey, can we go inside for a second?
00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,851 Now, when people come over--
00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:30,604 [yelling, smashing]
00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:34,692 [yelling continues]
00:04:34,817 --> 00:04:36,485 [yelling stops abruptly]
00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,570 Well, it's decided, kids,
00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:41,949 tomorrow we're gonna bring back the spirit of Christmas!
00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:46,704 [humming "Good King Wenceslas"]
00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,541 Ho, ho, ho!
00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,710 Merry Christmas, you guys.
00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,920 Only three shopping days until--
00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:56,171 God damn it!
00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,132 Hey, Merry Christmas, asshole!
00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,425 Nobody's paying any attention.
00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:00,759 Look out!
00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,762 Ew, I almost stepped in it!
00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,723 Well, it was a good effort, boys,
00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,141 but I'm gonna have to close shop.
00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,934 Nobody's buying anything, and I can't afford
00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:11,103 to keep this furnace runnin'.
00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,063 Oh, and, boys, there's some crap on the sidewalk there.
00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,189 Watch out.
00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,151 Not one toy.
00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,403 I guess this year everyone's content to celebrate
00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,655 with candles and love.
00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:22,865 [sobbing]
00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,533 This is hopeless.
00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,452 We're just gonna have to face that the commercialism
00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:27,953 has been sucked out of Christmas.
00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,955 And in other news tonight, it appears that everyone
00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,458 is officially sick of Christmas.
00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,293 In an S.P.C. Poll,
00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,587 38% said they were fed up and tired of the holiday.
00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,505 5% said they were indifferent to it.
00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,008 And a whopping 57%
00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,093 said they would kick Bon Jovi square in the balls
00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,720 if given the opportunity.
00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,055 Well, I think people
00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,639 are just fed up with the crowded shopping
00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,058 and the credit card bills.
00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,101 I think that the holiday just has become a joke.
00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,561 You know, it's just that a lot of people
00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,897 don't really believe in the whole "Jesus" thing anymore.
00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,482 You know? So what's to celebrate?
00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:57,900 Oh, yeah, right in the balls, man,
00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,860 right square in the balls.
00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,029 Well, the holiday spirit may be gone from South Park,
00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:05,324 but at least our faith in each other remains strong.
00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:06,241 [whispering]
00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,993 Oh, really?
00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:09,995 Dude, change the channel. This is too depressing.
00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,290 Good grief, we need a Christmas tree for our play.
00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,125 Oh, Jesus, not this thing again.
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,336 How come everyone in cartoons has such big heads?
00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:20,631 Alright, everyone, we've got to get on with our play.
00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:21,924 Jesus, this sucks!
00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,592 All they keep doing is dancing around.
00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,636 Yeah, this thing really falls apart in the second act.
00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:27,721 And why is it--that on "Charlie Brown" cartoons--
00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,390 everyone talks-- like this?
00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:31,225 My mom could make a better Christmas special than this.
00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,476 Hey, that's it!
00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,727 Oh, my God. That's totally it!
00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,437 It's so simple. - What, dude?
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,481 We can get everyone back into the Christmas spirit
00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:39,858 by making our very own animated Christmas special
00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,860 and showing it to everybody in town.
00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,445 We don't know anything about animation.
00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,030 How hard can it be? Look at it?
00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,615 Hey, yeah!
00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,659 We can make a little animated Santa Claus and Jesus.
00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,911 And it can star us instead of these little round-headed guys.
00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,579 Hell yeah, awesome!
00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:56,041 Yeah, and we can call it... "The Spirit of Christmas."
00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,798 Oh, this is terrible, Johnson.
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,801 Our whole town's economy is going right in the toilet.
00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,178 We've got to get everybody back in the Christmas spirit.
00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,264 Mayor, some adorable children are here to see you.
00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:11,640 [groans] Send them in.
00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,308 Mayor, we have the solution to your problem.
00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:14,309 You do?
00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:15,811 We're gonna make
00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,396 a short animated Christmas card that everyone can watch
00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,398 and play it on the screen at the old drive-in.
00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:20,524 It'll have everything-- Jesus, Santa.
00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,942 And when people see it,
00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,193 they'll just have to get in the spirit.
00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,695 All we need is $300 for our budget.
00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,697 An animated Christmas card!
00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,240 Kids, that just might be
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,076 the dumbest idea I've ever heard, ever!
00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,661 All: Aw.
00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,288 But at this point I'm willing to try anything.
00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:35,706 Johnson, cut 'em a check for $300.
00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,332 All: Alright!
00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,334 You guys go tell Butters to start making the cutouts.
00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,919 I'm gonna go tell Mr. Hankey the good news.
00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,422 [yelling, banging] You put the vase down!
00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,966 Put that vase down! That's an expensive vase!
00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,926 Don't you throw that vase!
00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,052 [glass shatters]
00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,305 Uh, Mr. Hankey!
00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:54,099 Oh, Kyle, howww-dy ho!
00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,559 We got the money, Mr. Hankey,
00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,436 we're gonna make our animated Christmas card.
00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:01,523 Oh, that's swell! Kids, Christmas is back on!
00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,817 We got to all go get that old drive-in working again.
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,819 All: Okay!
00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,613 That's not the only thing we got to get working again,
00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:08,906 if you know what I mean.
00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,324 Why--why do you-- why do you have to
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,451 say things like that in front of people?
00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,036 Well, I got to go start our animation.
00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,078 We've only got two days!
00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:16,413 Good luck, Kyle,
00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,873 and we'll have that projector working.
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,625 Don't you worry!
00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,127 [sniffling] What's the matter, Cornwallis?
00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,839 Alright, Butters, let's see what you've got.
00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,591 Oh, well, okay.
00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,593 Now, don't expect too much with the budget you gave me.
00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:30,761 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just let us see 'em.
00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,429 Well, alright.
00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:33,931 Here's a little construction paper Santa Claus.
00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,349 "Ho, ho, ho there, kids.
00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,434 Would you like some toys and stuff?"
00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,686 Ah, and, uh, here's a little Jesus.
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,314 "Hey there, Santa, I'm the light and the way and stuff."
00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:45,108 "Oh, okay, that's good, I suppose."
00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:48,111 And here's the cutout versions of you guys.
00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,446 All: Whoa.
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:50,948 [chuckles] Look, he made Stan all fat.
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,199 That's not me. That's you! - What?
00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,076 They kind of look like us.
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,161 I mean, Stan's got blue eyes, and I've got a sharper nose,
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,704 but I mean, they kind of look like us.
00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,748 I am not that Goddamn fat! - Good job, Butters.
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,417 Oh, uh, hey, I made a little cutout version of me too,
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,253 in case you need it for your animated film.
00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:06,171 No, that's okay. - See ya!
00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,757 Oh, alright, alright then.
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:09,508 [door closes]
00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,762 "Oh, hey there, good-looking, what's your name?"
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,430 "Ah, Butters, ma'am."
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:17,891 "Oh, Butters, would you like to slap my titties around?"
00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,851 "Whoa, well, ah...
00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,521 no, thanks, ma'am, I'll get in trouble again."
00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:29,069 Cornwallis, we've got to go fix up the drive-in.
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,946 I don't want to, Dad. I'm too sad.
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,990 Hey, it's alright, Cornwallis.
00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,324 Those boys' animated movie
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,410 will bring back the spirit of Christmas.
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:37,953 It's not that, father, it's--
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,330 I don't feel like I'm really a part of Christmas.
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,417 But, son, you're a Hankey. We love Christmas.
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,253 Come on, it's time to sit around the tree!
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,588 We're having a talk, honey.
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,506 God damn it, it's Christmas,
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,717 and we're gonna be a happy family around the tree.
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,218 Autumn, you're drunk, alright?
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,386 Now, just go help the other kids.
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,305 They can't get their stockings up.
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,349 That's not the only thing that can't get up around here.
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,727 Now, come on, son. Don't be so down.
00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,312 Why? We're just pieces of crap.
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,563 Christmas isn't for us.
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,481 Christmas is about feeling good.
00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,025 That's for everybody!
00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,610 I see the nativity--
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,486 there's angels, shepherds, and sheep, but no poo.
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,530 All the Christmas movies-- Santa, elves, reindeer--
00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,449 no poo. I'm not a part of it.
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,451 No, you're not a part of it, Cornwallis.
00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,620 You're all of it. Don't you see?
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:20,829 I'm nothing but crap.
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,664 But crap is everything.
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:26,418 ♪ Everything that lives on earth poos in some way ♪
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,253 ♪ And that's how the cycle happens ♪
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,422 ♪ Each and every day ♪
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,257 ♪ Just look at the green, green grass ♪
00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,843 ♪ And the birds up in the sky ♪
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,348 ♪ It's all here because of poo and now I'll tell you why ♪
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,516 ♪ Grass is eaten by the cattle ♪
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,727 ♪ Which is eaten by women and men ♪
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:47,648 ♪ It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again ♪
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,524 ♪ And that poo goes through the sewer ♪
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,652 ♪ Where it's dumped into the sea ♪
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,737 ♪ And it's eaten by the plankton ♪
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,907 ♪ That becomes the fishes' meal ♪
00:10:57,032 --> 00:11:01,161 ♪ And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside ♪
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:05,040 ♪ Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive ♪
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:09,169 ♪ By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand ♪
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:14,925 ♪ So it can spring to life and become food for the land ♪
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,094 ♪ It's the poo of the antelope ♪
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,262 ♪ The poo of the giraffe ♪
00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,473 ♪ That falls onto the earth ♪
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,392 ♪ And becomes the blades of grass ♪
00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,394 ♪ The grass is eaten by the cattle ♪
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,562 ♪ Which comes out the other end ♪
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:33,068 ♪ To make poo for the humans and start all over again ♪
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,778 You see, son,
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,196 you're not an insignificant part of life.
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,989 You are life.
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,366 But how can I be that giraffe
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,118 and blade of grass and a human?
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:42,911 I don't control what they do.
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,414 Just like your heart beats without you thinking about it,
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,458 so, too, your giraffes and your humans do what they do
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,669 without you even thinking about it.
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,548 But it is all one life form, it is all...you.
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,883 I think I see now.
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,344 [deep, resonant voice] ♪ I'm the poo of the antelope ♪
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,388 ♪ That flows onto the ground ♪
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,597 ♪ Becomes the grass of tomorrow ♪
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:03,849 ♪ Yeah ♪
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:05,600 ♪ Which the grazers turn around ♪
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:09,354 ♪ So I'm the leg of a leopard and the wings of the hen ♪
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,398 Both: ♪ Which becomes dinner for the humans ♪
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,234 ♪ And turns back to poo again ♪
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:15,652 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,654 Both: ♪ That's the cycle ♪
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,824 ♪ The cycle of poo ♪
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,287 Okay, here's the script.
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,122 But it doesn't have an ending. - No ending?
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,623 Well, we can't animate until we have our voices recorded,
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:29,875 so we better just record what we have
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,126 and figure out the ending later.
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,836 Okay, talk directly into the mic.
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,296 And don't hit any hard "p's". - What's a hard "p"?
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,630 You know, first thing in the morning
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:36,757 when it just won't come out?
00:12:36,882 --> 00:12:38,300 Oh, yeah.
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,010 Um, okay, sound is speeding and...
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,928 All: ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,264 Hold on.
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,182 [feedback buzzes]
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,183 [all screaming]
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,478 Ah, hmm, okay, and...
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,313 All: ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,773 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,566 Hey, wait a minute! - What?
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,817 Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,402 Well, yes, I think so.
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,613 Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas.
00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,490 You're supposed to sing Hanukkah songs.
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,116 [upbeat piano music]
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,410 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay ♪
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,620 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:08,121 [chuckles] Hanukkah sucks.
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,581 Don't you oppress me, fat boy!
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,291 Don't call me fat, butt fucker!
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,960 Then don't belittle my people, you fucking fat-ass!
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,504 Guys, knock it off, we have to record this.
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,339 [laughing] Dude, that was awesome.
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,090 What's awesome? - The script, it's sweet.
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,134 That's not in the script. They do this all the time.
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,928 Well, it should be in the script.
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,554 All that, "you're fat" and "you're a Jew" and stuff.
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,388 It's great.
00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,727 Check it out, dude.
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:31,937 The camera shoots one frame at a time.
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,939 So all we got to do is put the right mouth on,
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,232 according to what syllable
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,399 they're pronouncing at that frame.
00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:37,734 Easy. - Yeah.
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,069 So what's the first syllable?
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:41,112 Ah, "w", we wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:43,490 Okay, so we put little "woo" mouths on all our heads.
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,991 And then we shoot that for one frame.
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,535 Okay.
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,245 [camera clicks] One.
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,247 That's 1/24th of a second of our movie already shot.
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,706 Kick-ass! - Now the next mouth.
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,834 Ah, "e", we wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,168 Okay. Where are the "e" mouths?
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:55,919 "e" mouths...
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,881 Okay, "woo" mouths again.
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,633 One, two.
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,968 So how much done is that?
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,096 "We wish you a Merry." - Ah, Jesus Christ.
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,765 These kids better make a good Christmas movie, Johnson.
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,809 If people in this town don't start shopping again,
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,769 we're all gonna be out of jobs next year!
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,938 This place is pretty rundown.
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,857 It's alright. We've got a cleanup crew coming.
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,025 Howww-dy ho!
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,610 Down here!
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,988 Ahh! - Oh, Mr. Hankey, it's you.
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,364 How wonderful.
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:25,782 My family and I are here
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,285 to get the drive-in ready for the big movie!
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,870 Perfect.
00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,789 Hi there, Mr. Important Political Person.
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,000 You want to bet me I won't take off my clothes
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,085 and run naked through this parking lot?
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,795 Honey, please don't start.
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,171 I didn't start it!
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,715 He was looking at my breasts.
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,133 They're not real, you know.
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,218 Don't you say that! - Oh, big secret.
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,095 Everyone can tell they're made of "silicorn."
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,931 Ah, we'll just leave you to your cleanup.
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,641 Okay!
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,436 Boy, oh, boy, this place sure needs a lot of work.
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,562 We can fix it up, dad.
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,856 Oh, look, a homeless person.
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,942 Oh, he looks sad, Papa.
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:03,945 There, that's better.
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,405 Good job, Amber.
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,782 Now this place is starting to look Christmassy.
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,456 Okay, okay, this shot is finally set up.
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,166 Now shoot the "oh" mouth for two frames.
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,542 Ah-choo!
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,877 Agh! - Cartman!
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,795 Well, I'm sorry, I have a cold.
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,048 That took us half an hour to set up, fat-ass!
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:25,926 Alright, you know what? I have been here too long!
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,469 I'm sick of making this stupid cartoon,
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,137 and we're never gonna finish it anyways!
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,098 Screw you, guys... I'm going home.
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,391 Fine, we'll do it without you.
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,809 We can't do it without him, Kyle,
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:35,977 we've already animated him in it.
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:36,978 We'll dub his voice over.
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,480 Kyle, it's hopeless.
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,273 We've only got 20 seconds of animation done.
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,025 We still have Jesus' and Santa's voices to record.
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,610 And we don't even have a third act.
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,445 Dude, it would take a miracle to finish this thing.
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,614 Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope.
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,449 Miracles happen most every day...
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,451 ♪ To people like you and me ♪
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,787 ♪ But don't expect a miracle ♪
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,958 ♪ Unless you help make it to be ♪
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,709 ♪ You hope and I'll hurry ♪
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,711 ♪ You pray and I'll plan ♪
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,630 ♪ We'll do what's necessary ♪
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,883 ♪ 'Cause even a miracle needs a hand ♪
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,385 ♪ You love ♪ ♪ We love ♪
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,761 ♪ And I'll labor ♪ ♪ Tra, la, la ♪
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,512 ♪ You sit ♪ ♪ We sit ♪
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,138 ♪ And I'll stand ♪
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,515 ♪ Get help from our next-door neighbor ♪
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,477 ♪ 'cause even a miracle needs a hand ♪
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:18,937 You can do Cartman's voice, can't you?
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,271 [normal voice] Uh, I'm so fat.
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:21,690 No, you got to sound fatter.
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,274 [mimics Cartman] Hey, you guys, seriously.
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,985 I'm so fat, help me out over here.
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,236 Cool, now let's try the script.
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,071 Rolling.
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,823 I don't know what to do, dude, who should we help?
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,449 [mimics Cartman] I say we help Santa Claus.
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,785 Oh, you're just saying that because he brings you candy.
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,789 Hey, I don't need to take that kind of shit from a Jew!
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,165 ♪ You wish ♪ ♪ We wish ♪
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,625 ♪ And I'll whittle ♪ ♪ Tra, la, la ♪
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,793 ♪ You sit ♪ ♪ We sit ♪
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,044 ♪ And I'll stand ♪
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,254 ♪ Let's all try to help a little ♪
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,046 ♪ 'Cause even a miracle-- ♪
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,010 It's okay, we'll just have his character die in the film.
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:55,724 Both: ♪ Even a miracle needs a hand ♪
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,354 Citizens of South Park,
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,399 the Colorado Film Commission is pleased to present to you
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:08,361 a work by some of our very own South Park children.
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,779 Thank you, thank you. - Cartman!
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:10,905 What the hell are you doing here?
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,157 You quit.
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,533 What are you talking about "quit"?
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,035 Puh-- I don't remember that.
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,953 We know that after you see this darling short film,
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,997 you will all feel the mighty glow
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:21,124 of the Christmas spirit once again.
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,125 Boys?
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,209 Okay, Mr. Hankey.
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,420 Okay!
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,383 All: ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,469 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,304 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,181 Hey, wait a minute. - What?
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,266 Aren't you Jewish, Kyle? - Yeah, I think so.
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,018 Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas.
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,394 What?
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,104 You're supposed to sing Hanukkah songs.
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,814 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,941 [film warping]
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,327 Ooh, pretty!
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,037 Well, that's Christmas for ya.
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,622 Uh, just hang on, folks,
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,416 we seem to be having some technical difficulties.
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,585 Stupid.
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,837 It's completely destroyed. There's nothing I can do!
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,464 All that hard work.
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,466 Well, thanks a lot, kids, great idea you had there.
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,884 Now everyone is more disenfranchised
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:13,968 with Christmas than ever.
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,428 We want our 300 bucks back.
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,763 But we spent it.
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,597 Fine, then we'll sue you.
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,183 Johnson.
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:24,104 I...Used to believe in miracles.
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,481 All that work. For nothing.
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,566 Boys, I-I'm... I'm sorry.
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,527 Sure, sure, Mr. Hankey.
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,487 I guess we might as well go home now.
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,121 It's my fault, all my fault.
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,747 I got everyone's hopes up.
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,707 But, Dad, we can fix the projector.
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,167 Oh, it's too late for that, son.
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,877 Everyone's gone home.
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,587 And I don't know nothin' about projectors.
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,423 I'm just a stupid piece of crap.
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,342 Dad, you taught me an important lesson,
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,885 that crap is the cycle of everything.
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,805 Oh, that was just a stupid song, Cornwallis!
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,515 I was just trying to get you to stop your bitching.
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,975 No, it wasn't a stupid song,
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,643 because you showed me that I have the power
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,478 and the strength to do anything I want.
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,564 You made me believe in myself, Dad.
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,816 Now I'm asking you to do the same.
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:12,902 Son...
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,363 You're the smartest piece of crap since Albert Poo-dinger!
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,157 Come on!
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,952 Isn't this a nice Christmas, Stanley?
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,537 No commercialism and shopping.
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,831 Just a nice fire and family.
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,583 [farts] I want to die!
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,422 [projector running]
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:45,643 They did it!
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,978 They got it working!
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,813 You have blemished the meaning of Christmas
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,273 for the last time, Kringle.
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,317 I bring happiness and love
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,402 to children all over the world.
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,321 Christmas is for celebrating my birth.
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,448 Christmas is for giving.
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,700 [crowd] Oh...wow.
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,452 Mom, they got it working!
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,455 What, son, they got your father's penis working again?
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:09,876 We actually spoke to the Brian Boitano.
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,461 Yeah, and you know,
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,213 I think I learned something today.
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,006 It doesn't matter if you're Christian
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,175 or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu--
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,636 Christmas still is about one very important thing.
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,512 Yeah, ham. - No, not ham!
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,972 [laughing]
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,724 Hey, why the hell did you have me say that?
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,351 We can make you say whatever we wanted.
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,186 Christmas is about something much more important.
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,687 What? - Presents.
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,314 Ah. - Don't you see, Kyle?
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,524 Yeah. - Presents.
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,319 Presents... Presents!
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,987 My God, they're right!
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,781 Christmas is about presents.
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,618 If we all buy presents, everyone benefits, mkay.
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,453 That is the spirit of Christmas:
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,829 commercialism.
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,082 Because it's what makes our country work.
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,167 They're starting to understand, Johnson.
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,877 They're starting to understand.
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,380 We got so caught up in the little things of Christmas,
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,674 like love and family, that we almost forgot
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,301 it's buying things that makes our economy thrive.
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,345 Hey, the shops are still open.
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,555 We still have time to shop!
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:05,723 Cool, let's go!
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,100 Yeah, let's go!
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,691 Whoo!
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,858 You did it, Mr. Hankey,
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277 you brought back the spirit of Christmas.
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,112 No, you did it, boys.
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,989 Ah, hell, we all did it.
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,657 Kids, that cartoon was fabulous.
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,200 How would you like to have your own show
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,118 and make 100 more of them?
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,703 Are you kidding?
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,329 I think we'd rather stab ourselves in the head.
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,206 Yeah, let's just go home and open our presents.
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,709 Hey, man, if you're Jewish, you get presents for eight days.
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,335 Wow, count me in! - Yeah, I'll be a Jew too.
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,586 All: ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,297 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,882 ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, with dreidel I will play ♪
00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:43,720 ♪ I'm the poo of the antelope that flows onto the ground ♪
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,722 ♪ Becomes the grass of tomorrow ♪
00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,932 ♪ Which the grazers turn around ♪
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,059 ♪ So I'm the leg of a leopard ♪
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:51,894 ♪ And the wings of the hen ♪
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,022 ♪ Which becomes dinner for the humans ♪
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,566 ♪ And turns back to poo again ♪

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