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The Wacky Molestation Adventure

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Описание

Дети сердятся на родителей и заявляют полиции, будто родители их домогались. В результате в городе остаются одни дети, и начинается война.

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00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,428 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,096 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,973 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,059 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,273 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,398 --> 00:00:23,774 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,609 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,740 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,199 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,412 Come on, throw the football, Ike!
00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:41,333 Dude, you're not gonna believe what Cartman has!
00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:42,501 Hepatitis B?
00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,170 No, dickhole.
00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:46,213 Four tickets, 28th row, for the <i>Raging Pussies.</i>
00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,132 You got Raging Pussies tickets?!
00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,884 We're going tomorrow night.
00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:50,885 Cartman's got the bus schedule all figured out.
00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,262 Hold on, I'll be right back.
00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,930 Mom, Dad!
00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:56,557 Can I go with the guys to see the Raging Pussies?
00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,309 No, Kyle.
00:00:58,434 --> 00:00:59,810 But all the guys are going!
00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,145 Kyle, you're not old enough.
00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,980 And those concerts are dangerous and vile.
00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,648 But Mom, I-- - The answer is no, Kyle!
00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,317 Agh!
00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,319 My parents said I can't go.
00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:10,780 Well, of course your parents said you can't go!
00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,782 Dummy! You don't ask if you can go!
00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,909 I'm telling my parents I'm staying at Stan's house,
00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,285 Stan's telling his parent he's staying at Kenny's house,
00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,870 and Kenny's not telling his parents anything
00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,371 'cause they're alcoholics and they don't care.
00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:20,539 Yeah!
00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,041 Oh... well, now I already told them.
00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,250 Well, I guess you're screwed then.
00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,502 No, it's alright.
00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:25,503 Just give me some time to work on them.
00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,254 I'll see you guys later.
00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:30,841 But what if I do a bunch of chores around the house?
00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,093 Come on, you're being unfair!
00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,344 Alright, fine, Kyle,
00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,929 You can go to the Raging Pussies concert
00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:36,514 if you clean out the garage, shovel the driveway
00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,390 and bring democracy to Cuba!
00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,392 What's Cuba?
00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:42,478 A communist country run by a dictator named Fidel Castro.
00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,063 And do I have to shovel the whole driveway
00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,648 or just the side the car's on?
00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:46,482 The whole thing.
00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,734 Oh, geez.
00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,946 Dear, Mr. Castro, my name is Kyle.
00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:55,699 I am an 8-year-old American boy who lives in South Park.
00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,203 ... And if I had just one wish,
00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,913 just one wish in the whole world...
00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:04,500 ♪ If I had one wish it'd be for Cuba to change ♪
00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,586 ♪ Because I think that all the Cubans are in pain ♪
00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:11,882 ♪ All the joy in the world from sea to shining sea ♪
00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:16,011 ♪ Doesn't mean a thing if Cubans aren't free ♪
00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:19,557 ♪ I just can't be very happy that's certain ♪
00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:22,810 ♪ Not as long as your Cubans are hurtin' ♪
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,645 ♪ Oh, won't you search your soul ♪
00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,273 ♪ And find a way to change your mind ♪
00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:31,694 ♪ That is my one and only wish ♪
00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,071 <i>Llamada todos junto</i>!
00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:37,449 Once again this does mark the end of communism in Cuba!
00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:41,745 Cuban dictator Fidel Castro claims he was finally convinced by a young boy's letter.
00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:44,582 Now the country is again open to American tourism.
00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:47,668 Plans can finally resume for <i>Knott's Berry Farm, Cuba.</i>
00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,086 I did it!
00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,254 Now I can go to the Raging Pussies!
00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,631 No, you can't. - What?
00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,634 Kyle, your mother and I don't want you going to the Raging Pussies concert.
00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,303 We gave you a chore that we thought was impossible.
00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:59,221 You weren't supposed to actually do it.
00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,931 But I did, I brought democracy to Cuba.
00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,391 We know, Kyle,
00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,185 but we just don't want you going to that concert.
00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,228 But that's not fair, you lied to me!
00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,147 Kyle, perhaps we handled this wrong,
00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,607 but you need to understand that--
00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,775 What I understand is that you totally screwed me over!
00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,319 So why should I have to listen to you?
00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:14,987 Because we're your parents!
00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,906 Well, I wish I didn't have any parents!
00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,365 Kyle!
00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,493 It's so unfair!
00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,162 How could my parents do that to me?
00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,872 Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes, dude.
00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:25,664 They get off on it.
00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,208 They're evil.
00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,918 I wish I didn't have any parents!
00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,629 Well... you <i>could</i> make them go away for a while. - How?
00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,589 Well, I mean, you <i>could</i> call the police
00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,216 and have them take your parents away.
00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:36,175 The police?
00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,468 Yeah, I saw it on TV.
00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:38,886 All you gotta do is call the police
00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,346 and say that your parents both "molestered" you.
00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:42,348 What's that? - I don't know, but it works.
00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:43,933 When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend
00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,351 I just called the police, and said he was molestering me,
00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:47,186 and I haven't seen him for three months.
00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,938 Wow-three months without parents!
00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,732 But what do the police do to them?
00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:52,983 Who cares? My parents deserve whatever they get!
00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,069 They're liars and cheats!
00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,570 You have to make it convincing, though, when you call the police,
00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,113 you have to be like, "my parents molestered me!"
00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,490 My parents molestered me.
00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:00,991 No, but you gotta cry, like this--
00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,661 My parents molestered me.
00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,454 And then they'll say something like, "was it good touch or bad touch?"
00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,248 And you say, "it was good touch."
00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:08,791 No, wait, you say it was bad touch.
00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,334 What's bad touch?
00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,335 Something about a swimsuit, I don't remember.
00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,461 But you definitely answer "bad touch".
00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,837 Okay-molestered, bad touch.
00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:14,797 Yeah, and cry.
00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,133 Oh, he's ready.
00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,641 Oh my God, this isn't happening!
00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,893 I would never touch my children like that!
00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,436 You do have the right to remain silent, ma'am,
00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,021 I suggest you use that right.
00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,524 Please, just listen to me!
00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,442 Heh-heh, heh-heh.
00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,236 What about my children?
00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,404 Who will take care of them?
00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:39,822 Oh, now you care?
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,115 They're going to live with their grandmother.
00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,992 Their grandmother's been dead for three years!
00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,785 You're not listening to me!
00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:48,247 Kyle, tell these people that your--
00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:55,129 They'll never be able to hurt you again.
00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,547 Cool, thanks.
00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,049 Alright, folks, our work here is done.
00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,388 Alright!
00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,647 ♪ Just take those old records off the shelf ♪
00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,693 ♪ I sit and listen to 'em by myself ♪
00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:21,363 ♪ Today's music ain't got the same soul ♪
00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:25,492 ♪ I like that old time rock and roll ♪
00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,745 ♪ Don't try to take me to a disco... ♪
00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,496 Dude, having no parents is awesome!
00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,165 I'm gonna say my parents molestered me, too!
00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,708 Hey, yeah!
00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,376 We should all say our parents molestered us!
00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,754 Yeah, alright. Woo-hoo!
00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:40,674 ♪ ... I like that old time rock and roll ♪
00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:44,636 ♪ Still like that old time rock and roll ♪
00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:48,432 ♪ That kind of music just soothes my soul ♪
00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:52,478 ♪ I reminisce about the days of old ♪
00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:56,357 ♪ With that old time rock and roll ♪♪
00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:12,915 The following hot presentation is for mature audiences only.
00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,792 You guys, come out here!
00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,711 What's going on?
00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:20,297 Notice anything?
00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,091 Watch...
00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:28,055 Nothing. - Yeah, nothing.
00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,765 There's not an adult left in town.
00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,642 They've all been arrested, and the ones that weren't arrested
00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,310 have moved away because they're scared of being arrested.
00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,313 Not one adult left?
00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,233 Then it's ours.
00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:42,027 The whole town... It's ours.
00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,664 Oh, sweetie, I have no idea where we are.
00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,833 I haven't seen a road marker for miles.
00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,751 What was the last highway we were on?
00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,711 There has to be a town around here somewhere.
00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,380 Maybe you're reading the map wrong.
00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,340 Hey, it was your idea to take the back roads!
00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,800 What the?
00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,054 Oh no... No, no, no, no.
00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,347 What's the matter with it?
00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,890 I have no idea.
00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,183 Oh, we're gonna have to find some help quick.
00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,810 We're not gonna make it more than a couple miles.
00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,104 Oh, look, there's a town up ahead!
00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,691 Smiley town? That's a strange name.
00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,151 Well, it'll have to do.
00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,736 It's probably the only town for 100 miles.
00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:34,204 Hello! Is anybody here?
00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,123 Oh, uh-- can I help you folks?
00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:39,501 Yes, we need a mechanic to look at our car.
00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,045 Oh, well, uh... I'm the mechanic, I guess.
00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:43,547 What seems to be the problem?
00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,924 It's... Just you here?
00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,342 No, Craig's here, too.
00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:48,677 Oh, good.
00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,095 But he's playin' "spaceman" right now.
00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,638 Hey, Craig!
00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:52,806 What?
00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,058 Look, we're in a bit of a spot here.
00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,728 I've got a very important job interview tomorrow morning in Breckenridge
00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,730 so I have to get my car fixed fast.
00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:00,981 Is there another garage in town?
00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,608 Uhh... No.
00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,151 How about a phone, can we just use the phone?
00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,527 Phone here doesn't work.
00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,404 I'm afraid the only phone that does work...
00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,323 Is over in "Treasure Cove".
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,408 Fine, can you take us there?
00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,744 You... Sure you wanna go to Treasure Cove?
00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:14,786 Yes!
00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,246 Oh, really, are you sure?
00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,831 Yes!
00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,292 Oh, alright then, show 'em where it is.
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,755 This is the end of Smiley Town.
00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,590 The only phone is somewhere in Treasure Cove.
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,926 If you wanna find it, you're gonna have to cross the white line.
00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,802 Well, can you help us find the phone, please?
00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,763 Hell no, I'm not crossing the white line.
00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:34,056 Why not?
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,641 Alright, let's just go, Linda,
00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,184 I don't have time for "Spaceman Spiff's" little games.
00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:38,435 Craig. - What?
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,479 It's Spaceman Craig.
00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,913 Carousel.
00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,751 Nya-nya, nya-nya-nya!
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:08,006 Look, there's an elementary school.
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,801 Come on, there might be some teachers inside.
00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,221 What is that?
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,806 Ahh!
00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,938 What do you want from us?
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,315 Linda, it's a remote-controlled car.
00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,528 It looks like maybe there's a little camera on it.
00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:30,988 Mark, I don't like this.
00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,907 Relax, Linda, everything's fine.
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,243 Ow, ow!
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,619 What is it-- acid?
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,829 No, it's lemon juice!
00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,330 Oh, God, are you blind?
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,374 No, it just really, really, really hurts!
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,835 Mark, Mark, look.
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:58,140 Well, hello, what's your name?
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,850 What-what do you want?
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,602 We want to play.
00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:02,936 Mark, I'm scared.
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,521 Don't be scared, they're just kids.
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,731 Where are your parents?
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,733 We already played with our parents.
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:12,904 Now, we wanna play with you.
00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,740 Okay, I'm scared now, too, that freaked me out.
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,534 We want to play with you!
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,161 Get off me!
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,996 Oh God, Mark, help!
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,208 Oh no, they're crossing the white line!
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,835 Ohhh!
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:30,672 Spit wads!
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,174 Take that, kindergartners!
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,092 Eww, gross!
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,055 What the hell is going on here?!
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,890 Kindergartners-- Treasure Cove is full of them.
00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,392 Alright, look kid, we demand to see an adult this instant.
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,603 I got new orders, I'm supposed to take you to see the mayor.
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,980 The mayor, good, finally.
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:54,613 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Cotner, won't you come in, please?
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,032 Mr. and Mrs. Cotner, as the mayor of Smiley Town,
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,492 I would like to ask you a few questions.
00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,910 You're the mayor?
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,119 What the hell is going on here?
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,663 Where are all your parents?
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,081 Parents?
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,708 Ah, you mean the birth-givers.
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,959 They're not around.
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,544 No parents in the entire town?
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,879 What happened to them?
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,339 Okay, see, I'm the mayor of Smiley Town
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,132 and so I will ask the questions around here.
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,134 Look, just point us to a phone, kid, alright?
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,553 Heh-heh, I'm afraid you'll find all the phones...
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,638 Quite out of service.
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,639 No phones either?
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,100 How do you communicate?
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,853 Butters, I need an E.T.A. on the car, stat.
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,734 Alright, we've had just about enough here.
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,569 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,488 I don't care what little games you kids wanna play,
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,657 we just want out of here, alright?
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,537 It's gonna be about three days.
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,456 So, it appears that you need me.
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,542 Which is good, because, I need you too.
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,377 <i>Ringy-ding</i>?
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,546 I've got the job interview of my life in Breckenridge.
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,548 Just tell me how to get a phone or a car!
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,590 Spitball!
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,634 Aah!
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,094 You sons of bitches!
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,429 You see what we're dealing with here?
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,763 Tonight is "Carousel",
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,557 and they will try to kill one of us.
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,184 You two seem to have the uncanny ability to cross the white line.
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,645 If you help us, we'll get you what you need.
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,899 Mark, are we doing the right thing?
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,610 Look, if getting this stupid book will get me a cell phone, I don't care!
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,071 I just don't know if you're dealing with these kids the right way.
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,115 Well, I told you I can't deal with kids, Linda!
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,408 That's why I don't want to have children!
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,910 Hey, I think you'd make a great father.
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,871 Let's not go through this again, Linda.
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:28,540 Look, here's the book they've been talking about that makes no sense.
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,084 My God, Mark!
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,128 What is it?
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,047 It's a boy.
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:39,217 They... killed him.
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,719 The bastards...
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:41,970 Oh, Mark, let's get out of here!
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,346 Nya-nya, nya-nya-nya!
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,514 Aah!
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,141 Oh, no.
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,019 Mark!
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,354 Uh, the fat kid told us to take it!
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,947 Wha-ahh!
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,158 Mark, Mark, wake up!
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,327 Nya-nya, nya-nya, nya-nya!
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,454 You guys, stop it!
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,873 Sorry about them, kindergartners are kinda spazzes.
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,041 Yeah.
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,417 Why are you doing this?
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,376 How come you wanna help the fat-ass?
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,211 Who?
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,545 The fat-ass, the mayor.
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,464 Look, I have the job interview of my life
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,591 in less than...
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,551 12 hours.
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,470 I just need a phone, and he said he'd help me if I took your book
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,263 so you couldn't kill them anymore.
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,848 You got "foolied", outlander.
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,225 We're the only ones with a working phone.
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,893 And if you'd taken our book
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,353 then it's one of us who dies tonight at Carousel.
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,729 How did this all happen?
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,439 Why do you children live in this town alone?
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,024 Because we do.
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,317 It was like this yesterday and the day before that.
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,902 But what about before that?
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,403 You mean in the before-time?
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,531 In the long, long ago? - Yes!
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,865 If we tell you, will you help us stop the fat-ass?
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,201 I'll do anything to get to a phone.
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,953 Alright, everybody gather around.
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,913 We're gonna tell the story of the before-time again!
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,665 The before-time!
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,333 Story of before-time.
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,126 Way back, in the long, long ago,
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,087 we all lived by the birth-givers' laws.
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,797 But the birth-givers were unfair.
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,131 They made us go to bed early and eat broccoli.
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,509 Yuck, yuck, yuck!
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,594 And so the fat-ass came up with a way to have all the birth-givers disappear,
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,429 by using the magic "m"-word.
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,139 Mmmmm!
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,141 Soon we were without power, or water or fresh food,
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,185 but we tried to survive under the guidance...
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,396 Of the Provider.
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,649 Provider, Provider.
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,318 But the fat-ass and us disagreed on how to worship the Provider.
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,988 The fat-ass tried to make us follow his way by making himself the school principal.
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,865 So we made ourselves the superintendents of schools.
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,700 But then he just made himself the mayor.
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,119 The town split sides, and that's when the Provider got angry.
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,079 Boom! Crash!
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,665 So every night, the Provider must be appeased at Carousel.
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,375 We need their book, so one of ours doesn't die.
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,919 Carousel, Carousel.
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,338 We all know that one day the Provider will set us free,
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,299 make everything like it was in the before-time.
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,884 In the long, long ago.
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,094 Let me get this straight.
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,722 If I go get the fat kid's book on the other side of the white line
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,557 you'll show me where a cell phone is?
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,142 Yes, no foolies.
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,935 No foolies.
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,271 Let's go, it's, it's right out here.
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,816 Linda, I want you to just go back to the car and wait for me, alright.
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,444 I'll go get that fat kid's book so I can use their phone.
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,945 Mark, I'm scared.
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,573 I know, but this will all be over soon.
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,999 Oh, Gerald, I haven't seen you for so long!
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,208 Hello, honey.
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,376 How has prison been for you?
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,753 Oh, it's awful, just awful!
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,339 Alright, parents, let's all take our seats.
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,049 My name is Scott Evans,
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,301 and I am a prison rehabilitation counselor.
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,761 Excuse me, but my wife and I
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,512 honestly never touched our child.
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,722 Neither did we!
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:31,973 We didn't neither!
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,600 Enough, enough!
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,185 Look, it's obvious we have a lot of emotional issues
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,312 and personal demons to face here.
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,356 During your prison time, you will all be spending one hour a day
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,733 in therapy here with me.
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,195 What I want you to do, is learn to control those sick, sexual urges you have.
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,113 Now we're gonna try an exercise.
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,408 I'm gonna confront you with what you lust after most.
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,036 Alright, parents, now, I know this is difficult,
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,830 but I want you to just look at this child,
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,249 just try to suppress your urges to molest him.
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,627 Just think about something else,
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,004 think about clouds and beaches.
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,465 Don't think about his supple, soft, little body.
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,341 Oh, that's disgusting!
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,550 Now stop this!
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,052 Fight your urges, Mr. Brovlofski!
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,762 I don't have any urges!
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,347 I can't help you if you won't admit you need help!!
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,849 Now, sit down!
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,769 Look, I know this is very difficult for all of you.
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,896 Most of you are still in denial about what you've done.
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,773 To you, it seems you never molested your children at all!
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,358 But you did.
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,444 Help me... help you.
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,988 Now let's try again.
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,281 Look at this young man.
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,242 Just look... Don't molest.
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,828 Fight it, fight it!
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,287 Oh God, God.
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,456 Please just let us get out of this place.
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,501 I think I found the problem, ma'am.
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,461 Broken window roller-upper.
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,380 Oh no, no!
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,756 Ahh!
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,093 Where is your husband?
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,177 Uh...
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,804 Seize her!
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,017 Alright, I got the book for you.
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,268 Awesome!
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,811 Now can I please have the cell phone?
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,396 Sure, outlander, I'll get it.
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,189 Outlander!
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,108 Outlander!
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,444 We have your woman!
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,405 She still lives, outlander!
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,700 Outlander, her blood will spill!
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,452 What the heck are you talking about?
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,455 Butters, calm down, alright.
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,874 Okay, so what are some other things we can do
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,210 besides molest our children?
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,920 See a movie?
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,756 Sure, see a movie's good.
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,174 We could see a movie instead of molesting our children.
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,425 What else?
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,676 Make a sweater?
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,803 Uh-huh, I'll put "knitting/sewing".
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,388 Who's got another one?
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,723 Molest children?
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,308 No, no, we're looking for things to do
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,018 <i>besides</i> molesting our children.
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,519 Oh... fishing?
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,229 Fishing's good, uh-huh.
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,356 I believe you have something of ours, outlander.
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,733 Give it back or the female gets it!
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:47,901 Unh!
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,110 Heh-heh. - Unh!
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,779 Give him the book back!
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,655 No, if they have it one of ours will die for Carousel!
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,615 We're running out of time!
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,866 Hand our book over, quick!
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,992 Enough of this!
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,244 You kids are all in big trouble!
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,420 The Provider awakes;
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,881 it's time for carousel.
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,716 Ha ha, your side doesn't have its book, fat-ass!
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,426 That means someone on your side is sacrificed tonight!
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,511 God dammit!
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,763 Alright, it is decided.
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,015 Butters, your turn.
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,351 Oh, I'm gonna be sacrificed to the Provider!
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,769 Stop right there!
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,479 Nobody's killing anybody tonight!
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,856 Be careful, Mark, they'll make you disappear with the "m"-word!
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,984 Yeah, we'll call the police and say you molestered us too!
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,445 What?
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,613 I'm here for you, Provider!
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,989 Take me!
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,658 Is that what happened to the adults here?!
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,868 You lied to the police and said they molested you?
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,288 My God, they were your parents!
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,748 Parents?
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,500 The birth-givers!
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,418 Your... Birth-givers.
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,920 Don't you remember?
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,048 They are your "Providers"-- not some statue!
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,426 And they're not off in some fantastical far away land now...
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,262 They're in prison!
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,890 Probably crying themselves to sleep, cold and lonely and...
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,644 I'm sure, missing you all very, very much.
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,649 Your birth-givers took care of you.
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,902 That's what their laws and their rules were for, because they love you,
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,697 and they didn't want you to end up living like, like this.
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,241 <i>He</i> won't take care of you.
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:23,746 Your parents, your... Providers, will.
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,415 Parents...
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,334 Mom, Dad.
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,170 Oh boy, here it comes!
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,131 If you want things to be the way they were in the before-time,
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,383 in the long, long ago,
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,304 you all need to call the police and tell them you lied about the m-word.
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,431 He's right, dude.
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,558 Things were a lot better with our parents around.
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,852 Yeah, I guess their rules did have a point.
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,438 Things have gotten a lot worse in the 10 days since they've been gone.
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,273 10 days?
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,192 It's only been 10 days since they left?
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,610 Take him down.
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,944 Hey, what are you doing?
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,654 I'm ready to give myself to Mr. Elway!
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,697 Here's our cell phone, dude,
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,782 Will you call the police for us?
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,869 Hey, looks like you're not so bad with kids after all.
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,537 Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,997 Maybe we should have some.
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,540 Yeah, right, after all this?
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,043 I'm getting my tubes tied tomorrow!
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,093 Come on, you guys, our parents are gonna be back any minute.
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,845 Do you think they're gonna be pissed at us for lying that they molested us
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,680 and sending them all to jail for 10 days?
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,681 Well, they can't be too pissed off,
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,266 I mean, we made them a banner.
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,392 Hey, kids!
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,518 Hey, you guys came back!
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,436 Did you make it to your job interview?
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,313 Yeah, I got the job.
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,482 You're looking at the new manager of <i>Denny's</i> in Breckenridge.
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,067 And I got my tubes tied!
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,485 Alright!
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,028 Well, thanks for everything, you guys.
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,446 You really helped us see how important parents are.
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,530 Yeah!
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,491 Hey, here they come!
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,119 Mom, Dad!
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,746 Kids!
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,500 Come here, come here.
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,378 Oh, Kyle, Ike sweetie, you're okay!
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,338 Yeah, we're fine.
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,091 Kyle, we're so sorry for the horrible sexual abuse over the years.
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,676 But we're all better now.
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,927 But, you didn't do anything to me.
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,470 Ahp-we did.
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,596 We've come to terms with it through therapy
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,973 and learned to admit it.
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,392 It won't happen again! But, you guys, I--
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,311 Oh, Stanley, I wish we could take back all the years of abuse,
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,646 but we can't.
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,564 We've learned to overcome it, son,
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,607 you'll see.
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,317 We love you, son,
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,653 but we only love you in a platonic way, from now on!
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,488 What the heck are you talking about?
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,490 Kenny, Kenny, we're sorry.
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,075 Where is he?
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,952 Everything's gonna be alright now, Jenny.
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,538 Come on, let's go home.
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,957 Huh. Huh.
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,667 Well, what are you kids gonna do now?
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,876 I dunno.
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,169 You guys wanna go build a snow igloo?
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,170 Sure.
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,089 Snow igloos kick ass.

00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:35,200 История о мерзком домогательстве.
00:00:35,225 --> 00:00:37,066 Давай, Айк, бросай мне мяч!
00:00:39,725 --> 00:00:41,066 Чувак, ты не поверишь, что есть у Картмэна!
00:00:41,085 --> 00:00:42,066 Гепатит Б?
00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:46,066 Нет, дырка ты в жопе. 4 билета на концерт "Raging Pussies"! 28-ой ряд!
00:00:46,945 --> 00:00:48,025 У тебя билеты на "Raging Pussies"?
00:00:48,045 --> 00:00:50,325 Ага, мы завтра ночью идём на концерт! Картмэн уже всё устроил!
00:00:50,345 --> 00:00:52,025 Я со своими договорюсь. Подождите, сейчас приду!
00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:57,225 Мам, пап, могу я пойти завтра вечером на концерт "Raging Pussies"?
00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:58,025 Нет, Кайл.
00:00:58,175 --> 00:00:59,425 Но все ребята туда идут!
00:00:59,575 --> 00:01:02,525 Кайл, ты ещё слишком мал. А эти концерты такие опасные и жестокие!
00:01:02,825 --> 00:01:03,425 Но мам, я...
00:01:03,475 --> 00:01:04,625 Мы сказали "нет", Кайл!
00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,325 Мои родители не разрешили мне идти.
00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,875 Конечно не разрешили! Нам всем не разрешили!
00:01:10,975 --> 00:01:12,875 Чёрт, нафиг ты их вообще спрашивал?
00:01:12,925 --> 00:01:15,875 Я сказал маме, что буду ночевать у Стэна. Стэн сказал, что будет ночевать у Кенни.
00:01:15,925 --> 00:01:19,325 А Кенни своим ничего не говорил, потому что им вообще на него насрать!
00:01:19,425 --> 00:01:19,725 Ага!
00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:21,925 Но я всегда говорю своим родителям, куда иду.
00:01:22,025 --> 00:01:22,925 А, ну, тогда отдыхай.
00:01:23,225 --> 00:01:25,625 Нет, дайте мне немного времени! Я с ними ещё раз поговорю! Увидимся позже!
00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:31,825 А что, если я сделаю работу по дому? Ну давайте же, не жидитесь!
00:01:31,975 --> 00:01:38,725 Ну хорошо! Если уберёшься в гараже, очистишь от снега дорогу, а также принесёшь демократию на Кубу, можешь идти на свой концерт.
00:01:39,025 --> 00:01:39,725 А что такое Куба?
00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:42,225 Это коммунистическая страна, во главе которой стоит диктатор Фидель Кастро.
00:01:42,975 --> 00:01:44,925 А я должен очистить от снега всю дорогу или только ту часть, где у нас машина стоит?
00:01:45,025 --> 00:01:46,025 Всю.
00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:47,725 Чёрт!
00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:55,025 Уважаемый мистер Кастро. Меня зовут Кайл. Я восьмилетний мальчик из маленького американского городка Саут Парк.
00:01:56,575 --> 00:02:00,575 И есть у меня одна мечта. Всего одна мечта, и я больше всего в мире хочу, чтобы она осуществилась:
00:02:00,725 --> 00:02:07,925 Я хочу, чтобы Куба изменилась. Чтобы она стала свободной страной. Мне кажется, что кубинцы несчастны в закрытой стране.
00:02:08,025 --> 00:02:15,725 Куба должна быть единой со всем миром, а не сама по себе. Я хочу, чтобы народ Кубы стал свободным.
00:02:15,825 --> 00:02:21,925 Я хочу, чтобы все люди на Кубе были счастливы. Освободите Кубу, я знаю, что у вас доброе сердце.
00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:26,925 Я плачу, когда думаю о том, что люди Кубы несвободны. Дайте свободу вашей стране.
00:02:27,025 --> 00:02:31,725 Вот и вся моя мечта. Как я хочу, чтобы она осуществилась, чтобы люди Кубы стали свободными.
00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:40,925 Мы повторяем, что коммунизму на Кубе пришёл конец. Кубинский диктатор Фидель Кастро заявил, что всё это произошло благодаря письму маленького мальчика.
00:02:41,025 --> 00:02:46,925 Теперь эта страна вновь открыта для американского туризма. Наконец-то мы вновь посетим ягодные фермы Кубы!
00:02:47,725 --> 00:02:49,925 Да! Я сделал это! Теперь я пойду на концерт!
00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:51,725 Нет, не пойдешь!
00:02:52,025 --> 00:02:52,425 Что?
00:02:52,725 --> 00:02:58,525 Кайл, мы не хотим, чтобы ты шёл на этот концерт. Мы дали тебе задание, которое невозможно было выполнить. Ты просто не мог это сделать!
00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:00,925 Но я сделал это! Я принёс демократию на Кубу!
00:03:01,225 --> 00:03:04,025 Мы знаем, Кайл, но мы не хотим, чтобы ты ходил на этот концерт.
00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,025 Но это же нечестно! Вы мне соврали!
00:03:06,225 --> 00:03:09,425 Кайл, возможно, мы были неправы. Но ты должен понять, что...
00:03:09,525 --> 00:03:13,025 Я понимаю только то, что вы наврали мне, обвели меня вокруг пальца! Почему я должен вас слушать?
00:03:13,225 --> 00:03:14,625 Потому, что мы - твои родители!
00:03:14,825 --> 00:03:16,525 Да лучше бы у меня вообще не было родителей!
00:03:20,525 --> 00:03:23,025 Это нечестно! Как родители могли со мной так поступить?
00:03:23,225 --> 00:03:24,625 Да, чувак. Родители порой могут быть жестокими.
00:03:24,825 --> 00:03:28,025 Жестокими!? Да они - само зло! Я хотел бы, чтоб у меня вообще родителей не было!
00:03:28,035 --> 00:03:30,525 Ну, ты можешь сделать так, чтобы они исчезли на некоторое время.
00:03:30,725 --> 00:03:31,425 Как?
00:03:31,825 --> 00:03:34,725 Ну точнее, ты мог бы позвонить в полицию, и они об этом позаботятся.
00:03:34,925 --> 00:03:35,325 Позвонить в полицию?
00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:39,325 Ну да. Как в телевизоре. Всё что надо, это позвонить в полицию и сказать, что родители домогаются до тебя.
00:03:40,225 --> 00:03:40,725 А что это такое?
00:03:40,925 --> 00:03:45,025 Не знаю, но это работает. Когда я захотел избавиться от маминого ухажёра, то позвонил в полицию
00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,725 и сказал, что тот домогается до меня. Его забрали на три месяца!
00:03:47,525 --> 00:03:48,825 Ух ты! Три месяца без родителей!
00:03:50,025 --> 00:03:51,425 А что с ними делают в полиции?
00:03:51,525 --> 00:03:53,825 А нам не все равно? Они это заслужили! Нефига им было врать мне!
00:03:54,225 --> 00:03:58,625 Однако, ты должен быть убедительным для полиции, так что говори таким голосом: "Мои родители домогаются до меня".
00:03:58,825 --> 00:03:59,525 Мои родители домогаются до меня.
00:03:59,825 --> 00:04:04,025 Нет, не так, говори плачущим голосом: "Мои родители домогаются до меня".
00:04:04,225 --> 00:04:08,825 И потом они спросят что-то типа "сильно ли тебя щупали". А ты говори, слабо. Не-не, говори, что сильно!
00:04:08,975 --> 00:04:09,725 А что это значит?
00:04:09,925 --> 00:04:12,125 Точно не знаю. Но всё равно говори, что сильно!
00:04:12,425 --> 00:04:13,525 Так, всё понятно: "домогаются, сильно".
00:04:13,675 --> 00:04:14,425 Ага, и плачь побольше.
00:04:16,225 --> 00:04:17,325 Так, он готов.
00:04:23,525 --> 00:04:27,725 О, Господи! Что вы делаете! Я никогда не щупала своего сына!
00:04:27,825 --> 00:04:30,725 У вас есть право молчать, и я советую Вам, мадам, его использовать.
00:04:31,725 --> 00:04:33,825 Пожалуйста, выслушайте меня!
00:04:34,925 --> 00:04:37,725 А что будет с моими детьми? Кто о них будет заботиться?
00:04:38,225 --> 00:04:40,725 Уж точно не вы! Они отправятся к своей бабушке.
00:04:41,025 --> 00:04:46,825 Их бабушка умерла три года назад! Выслушайте меня! Кайл, скажи этим людям, что я...
00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,925 Больше вас никто не обидит.
00:04:55,125 --> 00:04:56,025 Клёво. Спасибо.
00:04:56,225 --> 00:04:58,825 Всё, парни! Наша работа здесь завершена!
00:05:02,225 --> 00:05:03,825 Зашибись!
00:05:22,225 --> 00:05:24,225 Сегодня ночью. Вечеринка у Кайла!
00:05:27,225 --> 00:05:31,625 Чувак, когда нет родителей - это клёво! Надо сказать, что мои родители тоже ко мне домогаются!
00:05:31,925 --> 00:05:34,725 Точно! Мы все должны сказать, что родители к нам домогаются!
00:06:09,025 --> 00:06:13,025 А сейчас новый фильм! Только для взрослых!
00:06:13,225 --> 00:06:14,325 Мужики, идите за мной!
00:06:16,025 --> 00:06:16,525 Ну, что такое?
00:06:17,225 --> 00:06:18,725 Вы что-нибудь слышите?
00:06:20,425 --> 00:06:21,225 Смотрите.
00:06:26,225 --> 00:06:29,425 Ничего. Да ничего. В городе не осталось ни одного взрослого!
00:06:29,525 --> 00:06:32,525 Всех их арестовали. А те, кого арестовать не успели, смылись из города, боясь, что их поймают.
00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:34,725 И теперь, когда никого нет.
00:06:35,925 --> 00:06:37,825 Он наш...
00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,825 Весь город наш!
00:06:51,075 --> 00:06:53,375 Дорогой, я ума не могу приложить, где это мы едем.
00:06:53,475 --> 00:06:57,275 Я уже где-то несколько миль не вижу никаких указателей. По какому шоссе мы ехали последний раз?
00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,975 Но здесь должен быть небольшой городок.
00:07:00,075 --> 00:07:01,375 А может, ты карту просто перевернуть забыла?
00:07:01,475 --> 00:07:03,875 Это ведь ты хотел поехать "коротким путём".
00:07:03,885 --> 00:07:05,875 Чё за х...
00:07:06,775 --> 00:07:08,875 О нет. Нет, нет, нет.
00:07:08,975 --> 00:07:10,875 Что это такое?
00:07:10,975 --> 00:07:14,875 Понятия не имею. Так, мы должны срочно где-нибудь найти мастерскую. Машина много не протянет.
00:07:14,975 --> 00:07:17,775 О, смотри! Впереди город!
00:07:18,675 --> 00:07:20,775 "Смайли Таун". Странное название.
00:07:20,975 --> 00:07:23,775 Нам всё равно. Возможно, это единственный город поблизости.
00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,575 Эй! Привет! Тут кто-нибудь есть?
00:07:33,575 --> 00:07:36,075 Ээээ. Ну... Могу я вам помочь?
00:07:36,375 --> 00:07:39,075 Да. Нам нужен механик, чтоб он проверил нашу машину.
00:07:39,175 --> 00:07:44,075 Ээээ. Ну я механик, вроде. Что у вас за проблема?
00:07:44,675 --> 00:07:45,275 Тут только ты, что ли?
00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:47,275 Нет. Здесь есть ещё Крэг.
00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:47,875 Ну, отлично.
00:07:47,975 --> 00:07:51,375 Но он сейчас играет в космонавтов. Эй, Крэг!
00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:52,675 Чё?
00:07:52,775 --> 00:08:01,075 Слушайте, я тут с вами играться не буду. У меня завтра утром очень важное собеседование. Мне надо быстро починить машину и уезжать отсюда. В городе есть еще гараж?
00:08:01,175 --> 00:08:01,975 Эээ. Нет.
00:08:02,075 --> 00:08:04,175 А телефон? Мы можем воспользоваться телефоном?
00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:09,175 Эээ. Телефон не работает. Я боюсь, что единственный работающий телефон в городе... есть в пещере сокровищ.
00:08:09,675 --> 00:08:11,375 Отлично! Вы можете отвести нас туда?
00:08:11,475 --> 00:08:14,175 Чё? Вы хотите пойти в пещеру сокровищ??
00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:14,875 Да.
00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:16,075 Правда?! А вы уверены?
00:08:16,175 --> 00:08:16,775 Да!
00:08:17,075 --> 00:08:19,475 Ээээ. Ну ладно. Покажи им дорогу.
00:08:22,475 --> 00:08:28,675 Это конец Смайли Тауна. Если вы хотите найти пещеру сокровищ, вы должны перейти через белую линию.
00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,875 А ты можешь помочь нам найти телефон?
00:08:30,975 --> 00:08:32,875 Нифига! Я не буду пересекать белую линию!
00:08:32,975 --> 00:08:36,875 Но, почему? Линда, успокойся. Найдём сами. У меня нет времени на глупые игры в космонавтов.
00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,875 - Крэг. - Что? - Я - космонавт Крэг.
00:09:05,575 --> 00:09:06,675 Смотри! Вон там. Начальная школа!
00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:07,675 "Пищера сакровищ".
00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,675 Пойдем туда. Там внутри наверняка должны быть какие-то учителя.
00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:13,375 Что это?
00:09:20,675 --> 00:09:22,575 Что ты хочешь от нас?!
00:09:22,675 --> 00:09:25,575 Линда, это радиоуправляемая машина.
00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:32,775 - Похоже, там какая-то маленькая камера. - Марк, мне это всё не нравится. - Линда, успокойся, всё в порядке.
00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:42,175 - Что это?! Кислота?!?! - Нет, лимонный сок. - О, Боже, ты ослеп?! - Нет, но щиплет сильно!
00:09:54,175 --> 00:09:55,675 Привет, как тебя зовут?
00:09:58,675 --> 00:09:59,375 Что вы хотите?
00:10:00,075 --> 00:10:01,375 Мы хотим играть.
00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:05,575 - Марк, мне страшно. - Да не бойся ты. Это всего лишь дети. Где ваши родители?
00:10:05,675 --> 00:10:10,875 - Мы с ними уже поиграли. - Теперь мы хотим поиграть с вами.
00:10:12,275 --> 00:10:14,475 Ну вот, теперь мне тоже страшно.
00:10:14,575 --> 00:10:17,075 Мы хотим поиграть с вами!
00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:20,275 - Слезьте с меня! - О, Господи, Марк, помоги!
00:10:22,075 --> 00:10:24,975 О, нет! Они пересекают белую линию!
00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:31,675 Стреляй в них! Ну как, нравится, детсадовцы?
00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:39,975 - Что здесь, чёрт возьми происходит? - Это детсадовцы, пещера сокровищ кишит ими!
00:10:40,075 --> 00:10:43,975 - Мы хотим поговорить с кем-нибудь из взрослых в этом городе! - У меня новый приказ: я должен отвести вас к мэру.
00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:46,475 Мэр? Ну наконец-то!
00:10:50,675 --> 00:10:53,975 Здравствуйте, уважаемые мистер и миссис Картнер, проходите, пожалуйста!
00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:58,875 Мистер и миссис Картнер, как мэр Смайли Тауна, я должен задать вам несколько вопросов.
00:10:58,975 --> 00:11:02,575 Вы - мэр? Какого чёрта здесь происходит? Где все ваши родители?
00:11:03,075 --> 00:11:07,575 Родители???... А! Вы имеете ввиду дающих рождение? Их здесь нет.
00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:10,575 В городе совсем нет родителей? А что с ними случилось?
00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:13,575 Эээ. Слушайте, вообще-то я здесь мэр. Поэтому вопросы задаю я.
00:11:13,775 --> 00:11:16,075 Послушай, мальчик. Просто дай нам воспользоваться телефоном, и всё.
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:19,075 Ха! Те телефоны, которые здесь есть - они не работают.
00:11:19,175 --> 00:11:22,075 Что?! У вас нет работающих телефонов? Как же вы поддерживаете связь друг с другом?
00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:26,075 Баттерс, сколько времени займёт починка машины этих людей?
00:11:30,075 --> 00:11:35,275 Так! Не, это уже слишком! Это самая смешная вещь, которую я когда-либо видел!
00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:38,075 Я не знаю, в какие игры вы тут играете, нам просто нужно побыстрее уехать отсюда!
00:11:41,175 --> 00:11:42,375 Эээ.. Ну, где-то три дня.
00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:49,075 Так, надеюсь вы поняли, что я вам нужен. Это хорошо, так как вы нужны мне... Печенья?
00:11:50,075 --> 00:11:54,375 Я ДОЛЖЕН получить эту работу. У меня намечается собеседование. Скажи, как мы можем достать телефон или машину!
00:11:54,475 --> 00:11:55,175 Ком из бумаги!!!!
00:11:57,575 --> 00:11:58,675 Вы, сукины дети!!!
00:11:59,175 --> 00:12:04,575 Не, вы видели? Сегодня день Карусели. И они попытаются убить одного из нас.
00:12:04,675 --> 00:12:08,675 Вы наделены сверхъестественной способностью пересекать белую линию. Если вы поможете нам, мы поможем вам.
00:12:10,675 --> 00:12:14,675 - Марк, ты уверен, что мы поступаем правильно? - Послушай, мы должны достать их чёртову книгу и получить телефон! Остальное меня не волнует.
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:21,275 - А может, мы поступаем неправильно, что помогаем этим детям? - Я никогда не умел ладить с детьми, поэтому я не хочу их заводить.
00:12:21,285 --> 00:12:28,075 - Марк, я думаю, что ты бы стал отличным отцом! - Не сейчас, Линда. А вот и книга, которую мы должны принести.
00:12:28,275 --> 00:12:29,275 О, Боже, Марк!
00:12:31,575 --> 00:12:38,275 - Что это?? - Не что, а кто. Это мальчик. Они убили его!
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:39,975 Сволочи.
00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:42,475 Марк, давай пойдём отсюда.
00:12:45,075 --> 00:12:45,675 О, нет!
00:12:47,775 --> 00:12:51,075 - Марк! - Ээээ. Это толстый мальчик велел нам взять книгу.
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:01,875 Марк! Марк, посмотри!
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,375 Ребята, остановитесь!
00:13:08,075 --> 00:13:11,175 - Извините нас за это? Детсадовцы - отличные убийцы. - Ага!
00:13:11,185 --> 00:13:12,175 Зачем вы это делаете?
00:13:12,275 --> 00:13:15,175 - Как вы могли помогать жирной жопе? - Кому??? - Жирной жопе. Ну, мэру.
00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:20,775 Так, послушаете: меня ждёт собеседование по новой работе. У меня осталось 12 часов,
00:13:20,785 --> 00:13:25,775 а он сказал, что если я достану ему книгу, вы не сможете их больше убивать, а он поможет мне.
00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:30,775 Вы - дураки! У нас есть единственный работающий телефон, но если вы у нас заберёте книги, один из нас сегодня умрёт.
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:34,775 Как это вообще получилось? Дети, почему вы живёте в этом городе одни?
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:37,775 Потому что... так было вчера и за день до этого...
00:13:37,875 --> 00:13:38,775 Но что было до этого?
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,775 Вы имеете в виду прошлые дни, дни, которые были давным-давно?
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,775 - Да, именно! - Если мы вам расскажем, вы поможете нам победить жирную жопу?
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,975 Я сделаю всё, чтобы получить доступ к телефону!
00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:49,675 Ну, хорошо. Эй, все сюда! Мы будем рассказывать историю о прошлом времени еще раз!
00:13:52,675 --> 00:13:59,875 Итак, мы переносимся в те далёкие времена, когда мы ещё жили с дающими рождение. Но они были лгунами! Они заставляли нас рано ложиться спать и есть брокколи.
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:06,675 И жирная жопа сделал так, чтобы все они исчезли. Используя магическое слово.
00:14:07,675 --> 00:14:13,675 Вскоре мы остались без электричества, воды и еды, но мы выжили благодаря покровительству Защитника.
00:14:13,775 --> 00:14:16,675 Защитник. Защитник.
00:14:16,975 --> 00:14:22,675 Но наши с жирной жопой пути поклонения Защитнику не совпали. Он хотел, чтобы мы сделали его директором школы.
00:14:22,775 --> 00:14:28,675 Но мы сами захватили школу, а он сделал себя мэром. Город разделился на две части, это разозлило Защитника.
00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:35,675 И теперь каждую ночь мы должны задабривать Защитника. Та сторона, у которой есть книги спасения, может этого не делать.
00:14:37,675 --> 00:14:43,675 Но мы верим, что когда-нибудь Защитник смилуется и вернёт всё как было раньше, как было давным-давно.
00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:50,675 Так, то есть, если я возьму у толстого мальчика его книгу и отдам её вам, то вы дадите мне телефон?
00:14:50,775 --> 00:14:52,075 Именно так. Бля буду!
00:14:52,085 --> 00:14:53,675 Бля будем!
00:14:57,075 --> 00:15:03,075 Итак, Линда, иди к машине и жди меня там, а я пойду найду книгу толстого мальчика и получу наконец-то телефон.
00:15:03,175 --> 00:15:06,075 - Марк, я боюсь! - Не бойся, скоро всё это закончится.
00:15:13,075 --> 00:15:16,275 О, Джеральд, я так долго тебя не видела!
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:19,275 - Привет, дорогая! Ну, и как тебе тюрьма? - О, ужасно!
00:15:19,575 --> 00:15:21,975 Так, родители, занимаем свои места.
00:15:22,675 --> 00:15:25,975 Меня зовут Скотт Эванс, я заведующий отделением реабилитации.
00:15:26,075 --> 00:15:29,975 Извините, но мы никогда не домогались до нашего ребёнка, честно!
00:15:30,075 --> 00:15:32,175 - Мы тоже! - И мы!
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:37,175 Так, достаточно! Ну, конечно вы не домогались до ваших детей, они просто позвонили нам, чтобы избавиться от вас. Ага, конечно.
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:45,175 Итак, один час в день вы будете заниматься терапией со мной. Всё что я хочу, это - научить вас контролировать ваши желания устраивать оргии с детьми.
00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:50,175 А теперь - упражнение. Вы столкнётесь с объектом вашего вожделения.
00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:58,175 Итак, родители, я понимаю, что это трудно, но я хочу, чтобы вы ПРОСТО ПОСМОТРЕЛИ на этого ребенка и попытались сдержать ваш сексуальный порыв.
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:05,175 Попробуйте подумать о чём-нибудь хорошем: об облаках, о пляжах. Не думайте о его нежной коже и гибком теле.
00:16:05,185 --> 00:16:07,175 Остановитесь! Это херня какая-то!
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:10,375 - Спокойно, мистер Брофловски, контролируйте свои педофильные позывы. - Да нет у меня никаких педофильных наклонностей!!!
00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:13,475 Я не смогу помочь Вам, если Вы будете вести себя как сбрендивший, бешенный еврей!! Так что, сядьте.
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:22,675 Послушайте, я понимаю, что это трудно, вы все считаете, что у вас не было никаких оргий с детьми. Но они были.
00:16:23,475 --> 00:16:25,175 Поможете мне - поможете себе.
00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:33,175 Так, попробуем ещё раз. Посмотрите на этого мальчика. Только посмотрите, не пытайтесь домогаться. Боритесь. Боритесь!!
00:16:35,175 --> 00:16:38,175 О, Боже, пожалуйста, просто дай нам уйти отсюда.
00:16:40,175 --> 00:16:43,175 Ээээ. Мэм, мне кажется, я выявил проблему - у вас просто была сломана оконная ручка.
00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:44,675 О, нет, нет!
00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:49,675 Так, а где ваш муж?
00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:51,675 Взять её!!
00:16:55,175 --> 00:16:57,875 - Так, я достал вам книгу. - Зашибись!
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:01,075 - Я бы хотел наконец-то получить телефон. - Не вопрос, незнакомец! Сейчас принесу.
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,875 Мужик! Эй, мужик!
00:17:03,675 --> 00:17:06,875 Мужик, у нас твоя женщина!
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,875 Пока что она жива, мужик!
00:17:11,175 --> 00:17:13,875 Мужик, месть будет ужасна!
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:16,075 Ээээ. А о чём вообще речь??
00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:18,875 Баттерс, слушай, заткнись, ладно?
00:17:18,885 --> 00:17:23,075 Итак, что ещё мы можем делать в свободное время, кроме того, чтобы домогаться до своих детей?
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:30,175 - Смотреть кино? - Отлично! Мы можем смотреть кино вместо приставания к детям, что ещё?
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,875 - Вязать свитер? - Так, шить / вязать. Что-нибудь ещё?
00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:39,975 - Домогаться до детей? - Нет, нет, мы ищем другие занятия, кроме домоганий к детям.
00:17:40,175 --> 00:17:43,175 - А... Рыбачить? - Отлично! Ходить на рыбалку.
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:47,175 Ты взял кое-что наше! Верни книгу, бл., или ей будет плохо!
00:17:48,775 --> 00:17:52,475 - Отдайте ему книгу! - Нет! Если мы сделаем это, то нам придётся приносить кого-то в жертву!
00:17:52,575 --> 00:17:55,075 Мать вашу! У меня мало времени. Гоните книгу! Быстро!
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,275 Так, хватит! Дети, у вас у всех будут большие проблемы!
00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:09,675 - Защитник ожил! - Время приносить жертву.
00:18:09,775 --> 00:18:13,575 Ха-ха! А тебя нет книги, жиробас, так что ты будешь приносить жертву!
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:17,675 Вашу мать! Ну ладно. Такова воля сверху. Баттерс, это будешь ты!
00:18:18,475 --> 00:18:21,175 Оооо. Я буду принесён в жертву великому Защитнику!
00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:26,775 - Так, хватит! Никто этой ночью не умрёт! - Дорогой, будь осторожен, иначе ты можешь исчезнуть, если они скажут магическое слово!
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,475 - Точно! Мы позвоним в полицию и скажем, что вы тоже к нам домогаетесь!
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:30,175 Что!?
00:18:32,175 --> 00:18:34,875 Я здесь, Защитник! Возьми меня к себе!
00:18:35,175 --> 00:18:38,875 Так вот что случилось? Вы звонили в полицию и лгали, что родители домогаются до вас?
00:18:38,975 --> 00:18:41,675 Так вот кто они! Они - ваши родители!
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:43,275 Родители?
00:18:43,775 --> 00:18:52,175 Дающие рождение! Родители - это ваши дающие рождение! Неужели вы не помните? Это ваши Защитники! Они, а не каменная статуя!
00:18:52,275 --> 00:19:03,975 И никто не исчез из-за магического слова. Они просто в тюрьме. Возможно, им сейчас очень-очень плохо, они плачут, они не могут спать и есть, потому что очень скучают по вам.
00:19:06,675 --> 00:19:12,075 Ваши дающие рождение, конечно, могут быть строгими, они могут сердиться на своих детей, но это всё потому, что они их очень любят!
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:15,275 Вы им не безразличны, поэтому они не позволяют вам делать то, что считают опасным! И они не хотят, чтоб вы жили, как сейчас.
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:21,975 Он не заботится о вас. Ваши родители заботятся о вас. Они - ваши Защитники!
00:19:25,075 --> 00:19:27,675 Родители. Мама! Папа!
00:19:28,175 --> 00:19:29,675 Ооо. Начинается!
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:35,675 Если вы хотите, чтоб всё стало также, как раньше, как было давным-давно,
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:39,675 то вы должны позвонить в полицию и сказать, что вы солгали, говоря про домогательства.
00:19:40,675 --> 00:19:43,675 Чуваки, а он прав! Всё было лучше, когда рядом были родители.
00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:48,675 Да. Иногда в их правилах есть смысл. Все стало ещё хуже за те десять дней, пока не было родителей.
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:51,675 Десять дней?! Вы живёте без родителей всего десять дней?!
00:19:52,175 --> 00:19:53,175 Снимайте его!
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:56,175 Эй! Что вы делаете? Я готов принести себя в жертву мистеру Элвею!
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:59,075 Вот работающий телефон. Может, вы заодно и в полицию позвоните?
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:02,875 Смотри-ка, а ты, оказывается, не так уж и плохо ладишь с детьми!
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:05,875 Да, ты права. Может, нам стоит завести немного.
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:09,875 Ну, наконец-то! Завтра будем этим заниматься!
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,600 ДОБРО ПОЖАЛОВАТЬ ДОМОЙ, РОДИТЕЛИ!
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,400 Давайте, чуваки, родители могут приехать в любую минуту!
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:23,200 А ты не думаешь, что они могут злиться на нас за то, что мы наврали в полицию, и их забрали в тюрьму на десять дней?
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:25,200 Не. Как только они увидят наш плакат, то сразу подобреют.
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,300 Привет, дети!
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,200 - О, вы вернулись! - Ну как, вы получили работу, о которой так мечтали?
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:34,300 - О, да! Я получил работу! Перед вами новый главный менеджер корпорации Денни из Брэкинриджа! - И мы зачали ребёнка!
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,300 Клёво!
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,300 Спасибо вам! Вы показали нам, как важно иметь родителей.
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:40,800 Эй! А вот и они!
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,100 Мама! Папа!
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,400 Дети!
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,800 - О, Кайл, Айк, сладенькие мои! С вами всё в порядке! - Да, мам, мы в порядке!
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:59,800 Сынок, нам так жаль, что мы устраивали с тобой зверские сексуальные оргии!
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:04,700 - Но вы же ничего плохого не делали! - Нет, сынок, мы ходили на исправительную терапию и поняли, что делали!
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,400 Но мы никогда этого не будем больше делать!
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:11,700 - Но, вы же. - О, Стэнли, извини нас за всё то, что мы делали с тобой все эти годы.
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,800 Ты увидишь, сынок, мы научились преодолевать желание.
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:18,800 Мы любим тебя, сын! Но мы любим тебя только родительской любовью и никакой иначе!
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,800 Ээээ. А о чём это вы?
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,800 Кенни! Кенни! Извини нас, пожалуйста! Ну, где же он?
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,800 Дженни, теперь всё будет хорошо! Пойдём домой.
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,300 Ну что, ребят, что будете делать теперь?
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:37,250 - Не знаю. - А давайте строить иглу??! - Да, иглу рулят!
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Надеюсь, вам понравилось:)
00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:43,010 Я - не Гоблин, так что перевод не ахти.
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:45,020 Но я старался. Очень:)
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:48,030 Михаил aka RaMoS scias@rol.ru

00:00:09,260 --> 00:00:10,428 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,096 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:13,973 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,098 --> 00:00:15,641 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:17,059 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,894 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:22,273 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,398 --> 00:00:23,774 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,609 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:28,946 ♪ [Mumbling] ♪
00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,740 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,199 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,412 Come on, throw the football, Ike!
00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,457 [babbles]
00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:41,333 Dude, you're not gonna believe what Cartman has!
00:00:41,459 --> 00:00:42,501 Hepatitis B?
00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,170 No, dickhole.
00:00:44,295 --> 00:00:46,213 Four tickets, 28th row, for the <i>Raging Pussies.</i>
00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,132 You got Raging Pussies tickets?!
00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,884 We're going tomorrow night.
00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:50,885 Cartman's got the bus schedule all figured out.
00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,262 Hold on, I'll be right back.
00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,930 Mom, Dad!
00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:56,557 Can I go with the guys to see the Raging Pussies?
00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,309 No, Kyle.
00:00:58,434 --> 00:00:59,810 But all the guys are going!
00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:01,145 Kyle, you're not old enough.
00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,980 And those concerts are dangerous and vile.
00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,648 But Mom, I-- - The answer is no, Kyle!
00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,317 Agh!
00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,319 My parents said I can't go.
00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:10,780 Well, of course your parents said you can't go!
00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,782 Dummy! You don't ask if you can go!
00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,909 I'm telling my parents I'm staying at Stan's house,
00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:16,285 Stan's telling his parent he's staying at Kenny's house,
00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,870 and Kenny's not telling his parents anything
00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,371 'cause they're alcoholics and they don't care.
00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:20,539 Yeah!
00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,041 Oh... well, now I already told them.
00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,250 Well, I guess you're screwed then.
00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,502 No, it's alright.
00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:25,503 Just give me some time to work on them.
00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,254 I'll see you guys later.
00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:30,841 But what if I do a bunch of chores around the house?
00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:32,093 Come on, you're being unfair!
00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,344 Alright, fine, Kyle,
00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,929 You can go to the Raging Pussies concert
00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:36,514 if you clean out the garage, shovel the driveway
00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,390 and bring democracy to Cuba!
00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,392 What's Cuba?
00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:42,478 A communist country run by a dictator named Fidel Castro.
00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,063 And do I have to shovel the whole driveway
00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,648 or just the side the car's on?
00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:46,482 The whole thing.
00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,734 Oh, geez.
00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,946 Dear, Mr. Castro, my name is Kyle.
00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:55,699 I am an 8-year-old American boy who lives in South Park.
00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,203 ... And if I had just one wish,
00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,913 just one wish in the whole world...
00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:04,500 ♪ If I had one wish it'd be for Cuba to change ♪
00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,586 ♪ Because I think that all the Cubans are in pain ♪
00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:11,882 ♪ All the joy in the world from sea to shining sea ♪
00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:16,011 ♪ Doesn't mean a thing if Cubans aren't free ♪
00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:19,557 ♪ I just can't be very happy that's certain ♪
00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:22,810 ♪ Not as long as your Cubans are hurtin' ♪
00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,645 ♪ Oh, won't you search your soul ♪
00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,273 ♪ And find a way to change your mind ♪
00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:31,694 ♪ That is my one and only wish ♪
00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,071 <i>Llamada todos junto</i>!
00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:37,449 [TV] Once again this does mark the end of communism in Cuba!
00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:41,745 Cuban dictator Fidel Castro claims he was finally convinced by a young boy's letter.
00:02:41,871 --> 00:02:44,582 Now the country is again open to American tourism.
00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:47,668 Plans can finally resume for <i>Knott's Berry Farm, Cuba.</i>
00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,086 I did it!
00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,254 Now I can go to the Raging Pussies!
00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,631 No, you can't. - What?
00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,634 Kyle, your mother and I don't want you going to the Raging Pussies concert.
00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,303 We gave you a chore that we thought was impossible.
00:02:57,428 --> 00:02:59,221 You weren't supposed to actually do it.
00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,931 But I did, I brought democracy to Cuba.
00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:02,391 We know, Kyle,
00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,185 but we just don't want you going to that concert.
00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,228 But that's not fair, you lied to me!
00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,147 Kyle, perhaps we handled this wrong,
00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,607 but you need to understand that--
00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,775 What I understand is that you totally screwed me over!
00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,319 So why should I have to listen to you?
00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:14,987 Because we're your parents!
00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:16,906 Well, I wish I didn't have any parents!
00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,365 Kyle!
00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:21,493 It's so unfair!
00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:23,162 How could my parents do that to me?
00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,872 Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes, dude.
00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:25,664 They get off on it.
00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,208 They're evil.
00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:28,918 I wish I didn't have any parents!
00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,629 Well... you <i>could</i> make them go away for a while. - How?
00:03:31,754 --> 00:03:33,589 Well, I mean, you <i>could</i> call the police
00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,216 and have them take your parents away.
00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:36,175 The police?
00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,468 Yeah, I saw it on TV.
00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:38,886 All you gotta do is call the police
00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,346 and say that your parents both "molestered" you.
00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:42,348 What's that? - I don't know, but it works.
00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:43,933 When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend
00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:45,351 I just called the police, and said he was molestering me,
00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:47,186 and I haven't seen him for three months.
00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,938 Wow-three months without parents!
00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,231 [excited mumble]
00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,732 But what do the police do to them?
00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:52,983 Who cares? My parents deserve whatever they get!
00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,069 They're liars and cheats!
00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,570 You have to make it convincing, though, when you call the police,
00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,113 you have to be like, "my parents molestered me!"
00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,490 My parents molestered me.
00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:00,991 No, but you gotta cry, like this--
00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,661 [whimpering] My parents molestered me.
00:04:03,786 --> 00:04:05,454 And then they'll say something like, "was it good touch or bad touch?"
00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,248 And you say, "it was good touch."
00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:08,791 No, wait, you say it was bad touch.
00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,334 What's bad touch?
00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,335 Something about a swimsuit, I don't remember.
00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,461 But you definitely answer "bad touch".
00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:13,837 Okay-molestered, bad touch.
00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:14,797 Yeah, and cry.
00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:15,881 [wailing cry]
00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,133 Oh, he's ready.
00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,641 Oh my God, this isn't happening!
00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,893 I would never touch my children like that!
00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,436 You do have the right to remain silent, ma'am,
00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,021 I suggest you use that right.
00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,524 Please, just listen to me!
00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,442 Heh-heh, heh-heh.
00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,236 What about my children?
00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,404 Who will take care of them?
00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:39,822 Oh, now you care?
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,115 They're going to live with their grandmother.
00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,992 Their grandmother's been dead for three years!
00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:44,785 You're not listening to me!
00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:48,247 Kyle, tell these people that your--
00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:55,129 They'll never be able to hurt you again.
00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,547 Cool, thanks.
00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,049 Alright, folks, our work here is done.
00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,388 Alright!
00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:07,391 [opening to Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll"]
00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,647 ♪ Just take those old records off the shelf ♪
00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:17,693 ♪ I sit and listen to 'em by myself ♪
00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:21,363 ♪ Today's music ain't got the same soul ♪
00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:25,492 ♪ I like that old time rock and roll ♪
00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,745 ♪ Don't try to take me to a disco... ♪
00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,496 Dude, having no parents is awesome!
00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:31,165 I'm gonna say my parents molestered me, too!
00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:32,708 Hey, yeah!
00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,376 We should all say our parents molestered us!
00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,754 Yeah, alright. Woo-hoo!
00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:40,674 ♪ ... I like that old time rock and roll ♪
00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:44,636 ♪ Still like that old time rock and roll ♪
00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:48,432 ♪ That kind of music just soothes my soul ♪
00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:52,478 ♪ I reminisce about the days of old ♪
00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:56,357 ♪ With that old time rock and roll ♪♪
00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:12,915 [lascivious male voice] The following hot presentation is for mature audiences only.
00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,792 You guys, come out here!
00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,711 What's going on?
00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:20,297 Notice anything?
00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,091 Watch...
00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,052 [glass shatters]
00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:28,055 Nothing. - Yeah, nothing.
00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,765 There's not an adult left in town.
00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,642 They've all been arrested, and the ones that weren't arrested
00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,310 have moved away because they're scared of being arrested.
00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,313 Not one adult left?
00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:39,233 Then it's ours.
00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:42,027 The whole town... It's ours.
00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,664 Oh, sweetie, I have no idea where we are.
00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:55,833 I haven't seen a road marker for miles.
00:06:55,958 --> 00:06:57,751 What was the last highway we were on?
00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,711 There has to be a town around here somewhere.
00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,380 Maybe you're reading the map wrong.
00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,340 Hey, it was your idea to take the back roads!
00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:04,800 What the?
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,802 [engine sputtering]
00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,054 Oh no... No, no, no, no.
00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,347 What's the matter with it?
00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,890 I have no idea.
00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,183 Oh, we're gonna have to find some help quick.
00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:14,810 We're not gonna make it more than a couple miles.
00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,104 Oh, look, there's a town up ahead!
00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,691 Smiley town? That's a strange name.
00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:22,151 Well, it'll have to do.
00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:24,736 It's probably the only town for 100 miles.
00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:34,204 Hello! Is anybody here?
00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,123 Oh, uh-- can I help you folks?
00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:39,501 Yes, we need a mechanic to look at our car.
00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,045 Oh, well, uh... I'm the mechanic, I guess.
00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:43,547 What seems to be the problem?
00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,924 It's... Just you here?
00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,342 No, Craig's here, too.
00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:48,677 Oh, good.
00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,095 But he's playin' "spaceman" right now.
00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,638 Hey, Craig!
00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:52,806 What?
00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,058 Look, we're in a bit of a spot here.
00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,728 I've got a very important job interview tomorrow morning in Breckenridge
00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,730 so I have to get my car fixed fast.
00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:00,981 Is there another garage in town?
00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,608 Uhh... No.
00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,151 How about a phone, can we just use the phone?
00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,527 Phone here doesn't work.
00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,404 I'm afraid the only phone that does work...
00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,323 Is over in "Treasure Cove".
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,408 Fine, can you take us there?
00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,744 You... Sure you wanna go to Treasure Cove?
00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:14,786 Yes!
00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,246 Oh, really, are you sure?
00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,831 Yes!
00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,292 Oh, alright then, show 'em where it is.
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,755 This is the end of Smiley Town.
00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,590 The only phone is somewhere in Treasure Cove.
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,926 If you wanna find it, you're gonna have to cross the white line.
00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:30,802 Well, can you help us find the phone, please?
00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,763 Hell no, I'm not crossing the white line.
00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:34,056 Why not?
00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,641 Alright, let's just go, Linda,
00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:37,184 I don't have time for "Spaceman Spiff's" little games.
00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:38,435 Craig. - What?
00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,479 It's Spaceman Craig.
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,898 [breathing sounds]
00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:57,913 [children] Carousel.
00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,751 Nya-nya, nya-nya-nya!
00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,336 [clang]
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:08,006 Look, there's an elementary school.
00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,801 Come on, there might be some teachers inside.
00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,221 What is that?
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,806 Ahh!
00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,938 What do you want from us?
00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,315 Linda, it's a remote-controlled car.
00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,528 It looks like maybe there's a little camera on it.
00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:30,988 Mark, I don't like this.
00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,907 Relax, Linda, everything's fine.
00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,243 Ow, ow!
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,619 What is it-- acid?
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,829 No, it's lemon juice!
00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,330 Oh, God, are you blind?
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,374 No, it just really, really, really hurts!
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,835 Mark, Mark, look.
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:58,140 Well, hello, what's your name?
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,850 What-what do you want?
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,602 We want to play.
00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:02,936 Mark, I'm scared.
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,521 Don't be scared, they're just kids.
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,731 Where are your parents?
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,733 We already played with our parents.
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:12,904 Now, we wanna play with you.
00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:14,740 Okay, I'm scared now, too, that freaked me out.
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:17,534 We want to play with you!
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,161 Get off me!
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,996 Oh God, Mark, help!
00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:25,208 Oh no, they're crossing the white line!
00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,835 Ohhh!
00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:30,672 Spit wads!
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,174 Take that, kindergartners!
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,092 Eww, gross!
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,055 What the hell is going on here?!
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,890 Kindergartners-- Treasure Cove is full of them.
00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,392 Alright, look kid, we demand to see an adult this instant.
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,603 I got new orders, I'm supposed to take you to see the mayor.
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,980 The mayor, good, finally.
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:54,613 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Cotner, won't you come in, please?
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,032 Mr. and Mrs. Cotner, as the mayor of Smiley Town,
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,492 I would like to ask you a few questions.
00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,910 You're the mayor?
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,119 What the hell is going on here?
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,663 Where are all your parents?
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,081 Parents?
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,207 [whispers]
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,708 Ah, you mean the birth-givers.
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,959 They're not around.
00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:09,544 No parents in the entire town?
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,879 What happened to them?
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,339 Okay, see, I'm the mayor of Smiley Town
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,132 and so I will ask the questions around here.
00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,134 Look, just point us to a phone, kid, alright?
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,553 Heh-heh, I'm afraid you'll find all the phones...
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,638 Quite out of service.
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,639 No phones either?
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,100 How do you communicate?
00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:26,853 Butters, I need an E.T.A. on the car, stat.
00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,734 Alright, we've had just about enough here.
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,569 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,488 I don't care what little games you kids wanna play,
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,657 we just want out of here, alright?
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,537 [Butters] It's gonna be about three days.
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,456 So, it appears that you need me.
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,542 Which is good, because, I need you too.
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,377 <i>Ringy-ding</i>?
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,546 I've got the job interview of my life in Breckenridge.
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,548 Just tell me how to get a phone or a car!
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,590 Spitball!
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,634 Aah!
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,094 You sons of bitches!
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,429 You see what we're dealing with here?
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:01,763 Tonight is "Carousel",
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,557 and they will try to kill one of us.
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,184 You two seem to have the uncanny ability to cross the white line.
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,645 If you help us, we'll get you what you need.
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,899 Mark, are we doing the right thing?
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,610 Look, if getting this stupid book will get me a cell phone, I don't care!
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:18,071 I just don't know if you're dealing with these kids the right way.
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,115 Well, I told you I can't deal with kids, Linda!
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,408 That's why I don't want to have children!
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,910 Hey, I think you'd make a great father.
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,871 Let's not go through this again, Linda.
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:28,540 Look, here's the book they've been talking about that makes no sense.
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,084 My God, Mark!
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,128 What is it?
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,047 It's a boy.
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:39,217 They... killed him.
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,719 The bastards...
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:41,970 Oh, Mark, let's get out of here!
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,346 Nya-nya, nya-nya-nya!
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,514 Aah!
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,141 Oh, no.
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,019 Mark!
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,354 Uh, the fat kid told us to take it!
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,023 [screaming war cries]
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,947 Wha-ahh!
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,158 Mark, Mark, wake up!
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,327 Nya-nya, nya-nya, nya-nya!
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,454 [Stan] You guys, stop it!
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,873 Sorry about them, kindergartners are kinda spazzes.
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,041 Yeah.
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,417 Why are you doing this?
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,376 How come you wanna help the fat-ass?
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:14,211 Who?
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,545 The fat-ass, the mayor.
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,464 Look, I have the job interview of my life
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,591 in less than... [straining]
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,551 12 hours.
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,470 I just need a phone, and he said he'd help me if I took your book
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,263 so you couldn't kill them anymore.
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,848 You got "foolied", outlander.
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,225 We're the only ones with a working phone.
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,893 And if you'd taken our book
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,353 then it's one of us who dies tonight at Carousel.
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,729 How did this all happen?
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,439 Why do you children live in this town alone?
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,024 Because we do.
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,317 It was like this yesterday and the day before that.
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,902 But what about before that?
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,403 You mean in the before-time?
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,531 In the long, long ago? - Yes!
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:43,865 If we tell you, will you help us stop the fat-ass?
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,201 I'll do anything to get to a phone.
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,953 Alright, everybody gather around.
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:49,913 We're gonna tell the story of the before-time again!
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,665 The before-time!
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,333 Story of before-time.
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,126 Way back, in the long, long ago,
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,087 we all lived by the birth-givers' laws.
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,797 But the birth-givers were unfair.
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,131 They made us go to bed early and eat broccoli.
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,509 Yuck, yuck, yuck!
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,594 And so the fat-ass came up with a way to have all the birth-givers disappear,
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,429 by using the magic "m"-word.
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,139 Mmmmm!
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,141 Soon we were without power, or water or fresh food,
00:14:10,267 --> 00:14:12,185 but we tried to survive under the guidance...
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,396 Of the Provider.
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,649 Provider, Provider.
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,318 But the fat-ass and us disagreed on how to worship the Provider.
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,988 The fat-ass tried to make us follow his way by making himself the school principal.
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,865 So we made ourselves the superintendents of schools.
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,700 But then he just made himself the mayor.
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,119 The town split sides, and that's when the Provider got angry.
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,079 Boom! Crash!
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,665 So every night, the Provider must be appeased at Carousel.
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,375 We need their book, so one of ours doesn't die.
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,919 Carousel, Carousel.
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,338 We all know that one day the Provider will set us free,
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,299 make everything like it was in the before-time.
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:43,884 In the long, long ago.
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,094 Let me get this straight.
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,722 If I go get the fat kid's book on the other side of the white line
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,557 you'll show me where a cell phone is?
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,142 Yes, no foolies.
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,935 No foolies.
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,271 [Mark] Let's go, it's, it's right out here.
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,816 Linda, I want you to just go back to the car and wait for me, alright.
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,444 I'll go get that fat kid's book so I can use their phone.
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,945 Mark, I'm scared.
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,573 I know, but this will all be over soon.
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,999 Oh, Gerald, I haven't seen you for so long!
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,208 Hello, honey.
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,376 How has prison been for you?
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:19,753 Oh, it's awful, just awful!
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,339 Alright, parents, let's all take our seats.
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,049 My name is Scott Evans,
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,301 and I am a prison rehabilitation counselor.
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,761 Excuse me, but my wife and I
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,512 honestly never touched our child.
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,722 Neither did we!
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:31,973 We didn't neither!
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,600 Enough, enough!
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,185 Look, it's obvious we have a lot of emotional issues
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,312 and personal demons to face here.
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,356 During your prison time, you will all be spending one hour a day
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,733 in therapy here with me.
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,195 What I want you to do, is learn to control those sick, sexual urges you have.
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,113 Now we're gonna try an exercise.
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,408 I'm gonna confront you with what you lust after most.
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,036 Alright, parents, now, I know this is difficult,
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,830 but I want you to just look at this child,
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,249 just try to suppress your urges to molest him.
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,627 Just think about something else,
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,004 think about clouds and beaches.
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,465 Don't think about his supple, soft, little body.
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,341 Oh, that's disgusting!
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,550 Now stop this!
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,052 Fight your urges, Mr. Brovlofski!
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:10,762 I don't have any urges!
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,347 I can't help you if you won't admit you need help!!
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,849 Now, sit down!
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,769 Look, I know this is very difficult for all of you.
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,896 Most of you are still in denial about what you've done.
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,773 To you, it seems you never molested your children at all!
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,358 But you did.
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,444 Help me... help you.
00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,988 Now let's try again.
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,281 Look at this young man.
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,242 Just look... Don't molest.
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,828 Fight it, fight it!
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,287 Oh God, God.
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,456 Please just let us get out of this place.
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,501 I think I found the problem, ma'am.
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,461 Broken window roller-upper.
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,380 Oh no, no!
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,756 Ahh!
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:50,093 Where is your husband?
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,177 Uh...
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,804 Seize her!
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,017 Alright, I got the book for you.
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,268 Awesome!
00:16:58,393 --> 00:16:59,811 Now can I please have the cell phone?
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,396 Sure, outlander, I'll get it.
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,189 [Cartman] Outlander!
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,108 Outlander!
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,444 We have your woman!
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,405 She still lives, outlander!
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,700 Outlander, her blood will spill!
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,452 What the heck are you talking about?
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:18,455 Butters, calm down, alright.
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,874 Okay, so what are some other things we can do
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:24,210 besides molest our children?
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,920 See a movie?
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,756 Sure, see a movie's good.
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,174 We could see a movie instead of molesting our children.
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,425 What else?
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,676 Make a sweater?
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,803 Uh-huh, I'll put "knitting/sewing".
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,388 Who's got another one?
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,723 Molest children?
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:38,308 No, no, we're looking for things to do
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,018 <i>besides</i> molesting our children.
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,519 Oh... fishing?
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,229 Fishing's good, uh-huh.
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,356 I believe you have something of ours, outlander.
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,733 Give it back or the female gets it!
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:47,901 [bzzt] Unh!
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,110 Heh-heh. - Unh!
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,779 Give him the book back!
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,655 No, if they have it one of ours will die for Carousel!
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,615 We're running out of time!
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,866 Hand our book over, quick!
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,992 Enough of this!
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,244 You kids are all in big trouble!
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,497 [bell tolls]
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,460 [electric crackling]
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,420 The Provider awakes;
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,881 it's time for carousel.
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,716 Ha ha, your side doesn't have its book, fat-ass!
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,426 That means someone on your side is sacrificed tonight!
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,511 God dammit!
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,763 Alright, it is decided.
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,015 Butters, your turn.
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,351 Oh, I'm gonna be sacrificed to the Provider!
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,769 Stop right there!
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,479 Nobody's killing anybody tonight!
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,856 Be careful, Mark, they'll make you disappear with the "m"-word!
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,984 Yeah, we'll call the police and say you molestered us too!
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,445 What?
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,613 I'm here for you, Provider!
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:34,989 Take me!
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,658 Is that what happened to the adults here?!
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,868 You lied to the police and said they molested you?
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:42,288 My God, they were your parents!
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,748 Parents?
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,500 The birth-givers!
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,418 Your... Birth-givers.
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:48,920 Don't you remember?
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,048 They are your "Providers"-- not some statue!
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,426 And they're not off in some fantastical far away land now...
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,262 They're in prison!
00:18:57,387 --> 00:19:00,890 Probably crying themselves to sleep, cold and lonely and...
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:04,644 I'm sure, missing you all very, very much.
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,649 Your birth-givers took care of you.
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,902 That's what their laws and their rules were for, because they love you,
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,697 and they didn't want you to end up living like, like this.
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,241 <i>He</i> won't take care of you.
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:23,746 Your parents, your... Providers, will.
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,415 Parents...
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,334 Mom, Dad.
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,170 Oh boy, here it comes!
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,131 If you want things to be the way they were in the before-time,
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,383 in the long, long ago,
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,304 you all need to call the police and tell them you lied about the m-word.
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,431 He's right, dude.
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,558 Things were a lot better with our parents around.
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,852 Yeah, I guess their rules did have a point.
00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:48,438 Things have gotten a lot worse in the 10 days since they've been gone.
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,273 10 days?
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,192 It's only been 10 days since they left?
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,610 [Cartman] Take him down.
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,944 Hey, what are you doing?
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,654 I'm ready to give myself to Mr. Elway!
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:57,697 Here's our cell phone, dude,
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,782 Will you call the police for us?
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,869 Hey, looks like you're not so bad with kids after all.
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,537 Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,997 Maybe we should have some.
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,540 Yeah, right, after all this?
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,043 I'm getting my tubes tied tomorrow!
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,093 Come on, you guys, our parents are gonna be back any minute.
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,845 Do you think they're gonna be pissed at us for lying that they molested us
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,680 and sending them all to jail for 10 days?
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:23,681 Well, they can't be too pissed off,
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,266 I mean, we made them a banner.
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,392 Hey, kids!
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,518 Hey, you guys came back!
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,436 Did you make it to your job interview?
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,313 Yeah, I got the job.
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,482 You're looking at the new manager of <i>Denny's</i> in Breckenridge.
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,067 And I got my tubes tied!
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,485 Alright!
00:20:35,610 --> 00:20:37,028 Well, thanks for everything, you guys.
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,446 You really helped us see how important parents are.
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,530 Yeah!
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,491 Hey, here they come!
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,119 Mom, Dad!
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,746 Kids!
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,500 Come here, come here.
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,378 Oh, Kyle, Ike sweetie, you're okay!
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,338 Yeah, we're fine.
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,091 Kyle, we're so sorry for the horrible sexual abuse over the years.
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,676 But we're all better now.
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:00,927 But, you didn't do anything to me.
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,470 Ahp-we did.
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,596 We've come to terms with it through therapy
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:04,973 and learned to admit it.
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,392 It won't happen again! But, you guys, I--
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:10,311 Oh, Stanley, I wish we could take back all the years of abuse,
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,646 but we can't.
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,564 We've learned to overcome it, son,
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,607 you'll see.
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,317 We love you, son,
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,653 but we only love you in a platonic way, from now on!
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,488 What the heck are you talking about?
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,490 Kenny, Kenny, we're sorry.
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,075 Where is he?
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,952 Everything's gonna be alright now, Jenny.
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,538 Come on, let's go home.
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,957 Huh. Huh.
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,667 Well, what are you kids gonna do now?
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,876 I dunno.
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,169 You guys wanna go build a snow igloo?
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,170 Sure.
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,089 Snow igloos kick ass.

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