Шеф теряет терпение

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Панове, я так розумію, що ви тут

щоб представляти обидві сторони проблеми.

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Я вас обох вислухаю.

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Робіть це в цивілізованій манері.

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Тоді я приділю вам увагу,

яку ви заслуговуєте.

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Джимбо, чому б вам не почати?

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Мере, це з приводу прапора

Південного Парку.

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О, святий Ісусе, знову.

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Ми не маємо права змінювати

прапор міста, мере!

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Мере, як я казав раніше

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Я вважаю, що прапор є

расистським і нелюдяним.

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Шефе, я тебе дуже поважаю.

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Але ти не розумієш, що він значить.

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Прапор Південного Парку

існує з часів коли наші предки,

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Такі, як мій визначний дід,

знайшли цю землю.

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Цей прапор представляє часи

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Коли чорних притісняли білі.

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Як може чорний не переживати

через це?

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Добре, Шеф, мої асистенти

зараз покажуть прапор,

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І ви скажете, що саме

ви вважаєте расистським на ньому.

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І ви не бачите нічого дивного

на цьому прапорі!

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Шеф, а як з приводу бейзбольної

команди "Індійці Клівленда", а?

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Вони мають змінити назву

бо вона расистська?

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Так.

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Ні, бо це їх історія!

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Слухайте, я пройшов всі форми

мирного протесту які я міг.

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Я писав всім.

Я збирав підписи.

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Але зараз я вам кажу,

цей прапор буде змінено!

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А я тобі кажу не буде!

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Ой лишенько.

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Добре, діти, поки немає

містера Гаррісона,

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Я введу ваш клас в курс справи.

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Дехто з жителів міста вважає,

що прапор потрібно змінити.

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А інші вірять, що змінювати

прапор не правильно.

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Я думаю це чудова тема

для вашого "Клуба дебатів"!

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О, ні!

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Я бачу ви мали вже багато

цікавих дебатів в цьому році...

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"Дозвіл абортів" проти Картмана,

"Контроль над зброєю" проти Картмана,

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"Заборона вбивства дітей морських

тюленів" проти Картмана.

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І безумовний переможець

всіх дебатів

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Це - Картман!

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Тааак - правда!

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Картман не завжди виграє!

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Він просто дратується і йде додому,

і ми не можемо відповісти йому!

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Так!

Так!

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Ні, просто я сперечаюсь

краще ніж ви хлопці!

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Ти ж не знав про що

половина розмов.

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Ні, я знав!

Ні, не знав!

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Ах так? Тоді ідіть до дупи хлопці,

а я іду додому!

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Казав же!

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Добре, діти, на відміну

від містера Гаррісона,

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Я хочу щоб ви дослідили

це питання перед дебатами.

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А завтра ви виберете сторону

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На якій ви ввійдете

до дебатів.

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Це історія, діти!

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Якщо ви не поважаєте

ваше минуле,

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То ви ніколи не можете

розраховувати на - ПТАШКА!

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То ви ніколи не можете

розраховувати на майбутнє.

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В наші дні, у всіх є бажання

змінити талісмати і прапори.

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Бо вони не є

"політично коректні",

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Але коли це закінчиться?

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Тобто, люди скоро

почнуть казати

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Що "Денвер Бронкос"

ображає почуття коней!

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І тоді нам доведеться - БІЛКА!

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І тоді нам доведеться

змінювати все.

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І дуже скоро, вся наша

історія буде забута.

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Але щоб повністю зрозуміти

важливість прапора Саут Парка,

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Ви маєте знати історію

нашого міста.

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Нед знавець історії,

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І він може розповісти вам

всю історію. Нед?

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Переклад титрів з англійської

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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my

woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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♪ So come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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Gentlemen, I understand

you are here to present

both sides of an issue.

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I want to

hear you both out,

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and do this in a civil

and constructive manner,

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so that I can

give you both the time

and attention you deserve.

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Jimbo, why don't

you begin?

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Mayor, it's about

the South Park flag.

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Oh, Jesus Christ,

not this again.

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We cannot change

the South Park flag, Mayor!

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Mayor, as I've

said before

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I find that flag to be

racist and insensitive.

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Chef, I respect you

very much.

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But you have to understand

that this has been

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the South Park flag

since some of our ancestors,

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like my great-grandfather,

founded this land.

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That flag

represents a time

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when blacks were

persecuted by whites.

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How can a black man

not be bothered by it?

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Alright, Chef, I'll have

my assistants hold up the flag,

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and you tell me what exactly

you find racist about it.

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You don't see anything

wrong with that flag!

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Chef, what about

the baseball team

the Cleveland Indians, huh?

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Should they change their name

because it's racist?

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Yeah.

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No, because it's

their history!

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Look, I have gone through

every quiet protest I could.

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I've written everyone,

I've put up signs.

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But now I'm telling you,

this flag will be changed!

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And I'm telling you

it won't!

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Oh boy.

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Okay, children,

in Mr. Garrison's absence,

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I would like to turn the class's

attention to current issues.

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Some people think the South

Park flag should be changed,

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while others believe that

changing the flag is wrong.

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I think this is

a perfect subject

for your Debate Club!

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Aw!

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I see that you've already had

a lot of interesting debates

this year...

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Pro-Choice vs. Cartman,

Pro-Gun Control vs. Cartman,

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and People Against the Clubbing of

Baby Seals vs. Cartman.

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And apparently, the winner

of all your debates so far

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has been--

Cartman.

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Thaaaaat's right!

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Cartman doesn't

always win!

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He just gets pissed off

and goes home, so we can't

debate any more!

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Yeah!

Yeah!

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Nu-uh, I'm just

a better debater

than you guys!

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You don't even know what

you're debating about

half the time!

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Yes, I do!

- No, you don't!

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Oh yeah? Well,

screw you guys,

I'm going home!

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Told ya.

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Alright, children,

well unlike Mr. Garrison,

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I want you all to go out

and research this debate

before we pick teams.

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Tomorrow you will need

to choose which side

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of this poignant debate

you are on.

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This is

about history, kids!

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If you don't have respect

for your past,

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then you can

never expect to-bird!

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Then you can never expect

to have a future.

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Nowadays, everyone wants

to change mascots and flags

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because they're

not "politically correct."

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But where does

it end?

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I mean, people are

gonna start saying

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that the Denver Broncos

are offensive to horses!

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And then we'll have to--

squirrel!

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And then we'll have

to change everything

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and pretty soon,

all our history

will be forgotten.

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But to really understand

the South Park flag's

importance,

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you need to know about

South Park's history.

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Ned here is

a big history buff,

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and he can tell you

the whole story, Ned?

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In 1867, 14 pioneers

from the East Coast

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travelled across

the plains--

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Uh, that's okay dude,

I think we got it.

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Yeah, we got it.

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You sure?

- Yep.

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You boys go

make me proud now,

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and win that debate--

Chris Peterson!

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Aaaghgh!

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Aw, dammit,

we missed him again!

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Sign up to join me

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as I march into

the mayor's office

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in protest of

the South Park flag!

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You see that children?

Nobody wants to get involved.

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Randy, sign up

to march with me

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against the South Park flag

on Wednesday?

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Ooh, look, Chef, you know

I'm not a racist, but, ah...

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I just don't really

feel strongly one way

or the other about the flag.

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Well, alright, Marsh,

you're entitled to

your own opinion.

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That's how it is

in this town.

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I haven't gotten

one signature

on this damn sheet

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and I've been here

all day!

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We'll march

with you, Chef.

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That's nice, but I need the

support of some registered voters!

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Hey Mackey, sign up

to march on Wednesday?

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Ooh, Wednesday?

Wednesday's tough.

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I guess maybe I could do

something Thursday afternoon.

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Alright, fudge it,

Thursday!

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Anyone else

wanna go Thursday?

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Thursday's no good,

we've got choir council.

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Oh yeah.

- What about next Sunday?

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Fine!

Next Sunday!

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You mean during

the ball game?

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Yeah, we can't do Sunday.

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Monday?

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Ooh, I can't do Monday.

- I could do Tuesday.

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Yeah, Tuesday

morning's good.

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You know what would be better

for me is Saturday afternoon.

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Saturday is

perfect for me!

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Yeah, how about

Saturday at 11:30?

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Yeah.

- Okay.

- Sounds good.

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Yeah, I think

that's the best day.

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Okay, on Saturday

we march!

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Ooh, march?

What are we marching for?

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To bring down

the South Park flag!

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Oooh!

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See you later.

- Marching's not for me.

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Well, I've counted all

your secret ballots, children,

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and it looks like about half of

you think the flag should stay,

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and half think the flag

should be changed.

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How could any of you think that

flag should stay the way it is!

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Save it for

the debate, Wendy!

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Now, I'm going to assign

the debate leaders.

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Who wants to lead

the "Flag Should Stay

The Way It Is" team?

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Me, me!

Me, me!

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Stan, how could you

be so insensitive?

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What, dude? I don't see

anything wrong with that flag.

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Yeah, me neither!

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Alright Stan and Kyle, you

can both be the team leaders

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for the "Flag Should Stay

The Way It Is" team.

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Now who wants to lead for the

"Flag Should Be Changed" team?

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Heh-heh-heh.

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Okay, Wendy and Eric

can team up.

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No!

- Heh-heh-heh.

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Alright children,

do your homework

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and let's get ready

for a great debate!

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Hello, Chef!

Hello, Chef!

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My name isn't "Chef"

anymore, children.

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I've converted

to Islam.

- Islam?

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From now on my name is

"Abdul Mohammed Jabar

Rauf Kareem Ali".

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With everyone in town being so

insensitive about the flag,

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I find it no longer fitting

to use my slave name!

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Well, we need help

with our Debate Club.

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We have to explain

why we think the flag

should not be changed.

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You what?

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You don't think they should

change the flag?

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Not really.

- Yeah, we don't see

what the big deal is.

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Well that figures

you don't.

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Because your

cracker-ass parents

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turned you into little

cracker-ass cracker-racists!

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I never thought I'd live to see this

many of the people I considered friends

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turn against me!

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But Chef, we don't know what

you're talking about-

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But nothin'!

But my ass!

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Fix your own

damn food!

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Okay, now, in order for us

to win the debate to change

the South Park flag,

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we will need to do

a lot of research.

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Now, my plan is to divide up

into three research teams.

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We will present

our argument based on-

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It's okay,

I'm here!

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Nice of you

to show up.

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We were just discussing

how we should state our case.

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Yes, this is

a difficult case.

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In order to win

the debate

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we'll need to attack

Stan and Kyle's credibility.

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What?

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That's how you win

these things!

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Butters, take some kids

and go dig up whatever dirt

you can on Kyle's past.

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I'm talking

"boobie" magazines,

whatever.

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Wu-okay!

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The rest of you,

get us the goods on Stan.

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His mom grounded him once

for setting something on fire,

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let's find out what

that something was--

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and then lie and

say it was a puppy!

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Right!

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Mmm!

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Cartman, we can't just attack

Stan and Kyle's credibility!

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We need to present

our side of the debate!

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You're right, we'll

need to look like we've

prepared a case too,

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so that they look

all the weaker, good plan.

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So... What's

the issue again?

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The South Park flag!

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Interesting...

And what side are we on?

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Aaaghgh!

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Whoa, calm down, ho!

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Tom, I'm standing out front

of the South Park mayor's office,

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where both sides

of this debate have gathered.

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Change the flag!

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Don't change history!

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Oh brother,

what now?

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Earlier today,

the South Park townspeople

voiced their opinions...

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Well, I think that

the flag is racist.

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But then again, it is

a part of our history.

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Well, I guess the flag

is a part of history,

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but I can see

how it is racist.

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I think it is history,

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I think it is racist.

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Well, one thing's for sure,

tensions are high

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and pressure is mounting

on the South Park mayor

to do something.

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In the 1960s, there was

a monk who set himself

on fire to protest!

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You have left me

no choice!

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To protest your lack

of humanity,

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I will now do the

same thing!

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White power!

White power!

White power!

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What's this?

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Ah, Tom it looks as if

the KKK has shown up

to voice their opinion!

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Hello, brother, we are here

to support your noble cause!

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Huh? Hey now...

We don't want your support.

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We're not racists,

this is about history.

00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,486

Yeah!

00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,863

Well, whether you want

our support or not,

we're on your side!

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White power!

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White power!

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White power!

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Mr. Garrison,

you're a Klan member?

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No, no,

but Mr. Hat is.

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White power!

White power!

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Ugh, you're such

a racist bastard,

Mr. Hat!

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White power!

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Change the flag!

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Don't change history!

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Oh Jesus,

what a mess.

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Chef, we realize that you find

the South Park flag racist,

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and we certainly

understand your case.

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We have been

working diligently

on this problem,

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put in a lot of hours

and we have finally

altered the flag

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in a way that we think

will make you very happy.

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Gentlemen?

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There,

is that better?

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No, dammit!

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No, but look, he's got

a little smile now.

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See? He's happy,

much better,

don't you think?

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Well, some people just won't

work with you at all!

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This is getting

out of hand,

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how do I absolve myself of

any responsibility with this?

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Mayor, the South Park

Elementary children

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are discussing the flag issue

in their Debate Club on Friday.

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We could use the debate

as an excuse to hold

a vote on the issue.

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Yes, of course!

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Let the children

be responsible!

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Everybody loves children!

Tell the press!

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South Park Elementary will be

holding a vote on Friday!

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This might

come in handy.

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It says here that recently

a case was brought before

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the South Carolina courts

about their flag.

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I warn you,

Bog Monster.

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Do not mock

Captain Candycorn!

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Oh yeah?

How'd you like I should

kick you in the nuts?

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If we could show

a parallel between

the South Carolina case...

00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,077

Oomf! Oh yeah?

I'll kick you in the nuts!

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Oomf! I'll kick you

in the nuts!

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I'll kick you

in the nuts!

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Cartman, why don't you

just go home?

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You aren't helping any!

- You won't let me help!

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That's because you're stupid

and you're a racist.

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Touche, but dude, you might

as well let me help you,

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we're in this together.

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I mean, just tell me

what to do and I'll do it.

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Wendy, let Cartman help,

seriously.

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Wendy, seriously,

the Bog Monster speaketh.

00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,019

Okay, so since

my dad's a lawyer,

00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,937

he says we can use

any of his books we want,

who wants to read them?

00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,273

Come on you guys, we all

have to work on this!

00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,400

Kenny, how many

of my dad's mints

are you gonna eat, Jesus?

00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,651

Mph rmph rm rmph rm!

00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,653

I know your family's poor,

00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,030

but you can't just eat an entire

bowl of mints for dinner!

00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,573

Mprh you.

00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,907

I don't think we stand

a chance in this debate

00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,409

because Wendy's

leading the other side.

00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,368

Dude, you're just saying that

'cause she's your girlfriend.

00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,329

Mprm rmph rm rmph rm?

00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,080

Yeah you can have a drink of

water, the dispenser's over there.

00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,707

Yeah, you must be thirsty

after eating sixty mints!

00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,500

Hey boys, how's

the research coming?

00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,793

Pretty good,

I guess.

00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,128

Do you think they should

change the flag?

00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,588

Oh, uh, I don't know.

00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,173

Kenny ate

all the mints, Dad.

00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,966

Oh, those weren't mints,

they were antacid tablets.

00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,259

Oh.

00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,927

Kenny!

Kenny!

Kenny!

00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,525

That was a good one!

00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,277

White power!

White power!

00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,864

Do not change the flag,

it is a symbol of white power!

00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,491

White power!

00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,534

Ugh, I'm sorry, Chef.

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Mr. Hat is a racist

son-of-a-bitch.

00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,039

Don't apologize for me

to that spearchucker!

00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,002

Wagh!

00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,254

How can you all just

stand by and let

these racists do this?

00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,548

Well, Chef,

it's freedom of speech.

00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,468

We don't like it, but we can't

arrest them for talking.

00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,012

Should the Klan be allowed to

rally on the steps of the Capitol?

00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,639

Here's what

some people think.

00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,641

Well, I think

they are racist,

00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,018

but I do think freedom

of speech is important.

00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,562

Well I for one, believe in

freedom of speech,

00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,232

but then again, I think

they are racists...

00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,318

I believe that they are

racists, but I do believe in--

00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,612

Aw, to hell with all of you

indecisive bastards!

00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,365

On Friday, South Park Elementary

will present a debate

00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,534

and after the debate,

there will finally be a vote.

00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,286

Preliminary polls show 3

in favor of changing the flag,

00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:47,165

3 against changing the flag

and 4,382 undecided.

00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,001

So the pressure is on

those South Park kids!

00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,462

Well, that's enough rallying

for this afternoon, members!

00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,089

Let's take

a hot shower.

00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,758

Hot shower!

Hot shower! Hot shower!

00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,552

Ned, nobody's gonna

vote for our side

00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,595

if it's the side those

KKK members are on!

00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,514

Come on, we gotta

put a stop to them!

00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,435

I can't believe it,

all the pressure's on us.

00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,812

I mean, this debate

is going to actually affect

the outcome of the vote!

00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,814

Uh-huh.

00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,400

Oh man, we've got to

come up with rebuttals

to the history argument.

00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,569

Why don't we just talk

about the swastika.

- Huh?

00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,571

I mean, Germany was united

under the swastika, right?

00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,573

But obviously, history

wasn't as important

00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,908

as changing their views

after the war and stuff,

so they changed it.

00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,702

Hey, that's

a pretty good point, Cartman.

00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,287

Yeah!

00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,372

Not bad at all, I'm gonna

make that our first argument!

00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,582

Cool.

00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,125

Doublestuff cookies

are my favorite!

00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,376

Really?

Mine too!

00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,878

What I really

like to do

00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,546

is I like to take tops

off of two cookies,

00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,506

and then put them together

and make quadruple stuffs!

00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,467

Hey, that's what

I always to do too!

00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,469

No way!

- Yeah!

00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,262

Jesus, I never thought

I'd have any thing in common

with you, Cartman.

00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,305

Me neither!

00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,890

Ha-ha.

- Huh.

00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,224

Well, anyway, let's

get back to work.

00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,684

Whoa.

00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,061

Weird, um, okay.

00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,607

Now let's say that

first we talk about

the history of the flag.

00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,609

We can show that the--

00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,070

Sorry, go ahead.

00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,947

No, you go ahead.

00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,991

Mr. Hat, what do you

think you're doing?

00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,910

There's another

Klan rally tonight.

00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,620

I have to be there

in fifteen minutes.

00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,998

Oh no, Mr. Hat,

you are not dragging me

to another Klan meeting.

00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,250

But they're electing a new

assistant to the Grand Dragon.

00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,919

I might get elected!

00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,295

Well, good for you,

puppet pants!

00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,880

I'll have nothing

to do with it!

00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,423

I'm going whether

you like it or not!

00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,883

Oh yeah?

00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,177

I'm not going Mr. Hat

and that's final.

00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,054

Let's just see you try

and go without me!

00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,224

Mr. Hat!

00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,144

White power! White power!

White power!

00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,188

Alright, Ned, we've got

to be careful.

00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,648

These are mean, evil men

we are dealing with.

00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,608

Okay.

00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,984

Dammit, Ned,

doesn't that thing have

a volume control?

00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,110

No.

00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,071

White power!

White power!

00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,531

Good evening,

brothers!

00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,741

Our first order

of business tonight

00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,953

is to have

Brother Anderson update us

on last week's minutes.

00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,832

Last week we decided that

we hate Blacks and Jews....a lot!

00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:56,211

Alright, and now,

it is time for us all

to come together and...

00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,712

Do our cake raffle!

00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,881

Ooh!

Cake raffle!

00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,384

This week's winner is...

00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,054

2-9-7-4.

00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,557

I won! I won!

I won the cake!

00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,392

Good job,

brother!

00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,404

Cartman!

00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,079

Say it will be

like this forever.

00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,123

Okay, it will be

like this forever.

00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,791

Oh, Cartman.

00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,211

Agh!

00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,299

Brrrrrrrr!

What's wrong with me?

00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,015

It's okay,

get a grip, girl.

00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,020

Wendy!

00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,897

Wendy!

00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,023

Agh!

00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,941

Wendy.

00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:04,070

Oh God, please don't

let this be happening.

00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,114

Alright brothers,

listen up!

00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,284

As you know, this fine city

is holding a vote

00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,536

on whether or not

to change their flag,

00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,830

but lynching minorities

is history!

00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,874

So what are we

gonna do about it?

00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,960

Let's say that

if they change the flag,

we'll burn down the capital!

00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,129

Yeah!

Yeah!

00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,633

Let's say that

if they change the flag,

we'll never leave this town!

00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,301

Yeah!

Yeah!

00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,346

Let's say they should

change the flag!

00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,097

What's that, brother?

00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,766

I think we should

switch sides!

00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,101

Me too,

that's a good idea.

00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,103

Look, we have to

accept the fact

00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,563

that most people in the

world hate us, right?

00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,981

Yeah.

Yeah.

00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,733

So whatever side

we're on,

00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,735

is the side that's

gonna lose, right?

00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,528

Right.

Right.

00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,572

So why don't we all say

that we want the flag changed.

00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,824

That way, most folks will vote

to keep it the way it is!

00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,910

Great idea brother!

00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,828

Yeah!

Yeah!

00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,914

Alright, it is decided!

00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,083

We will officially

tell everyone that we want

the flag changed,

00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,918

so that they will all

vote against us!

00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,670

Hooray!

00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,004

We're smart!

00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,798

That worked

perfectly, Ned!

00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,008

Alright, well, now that

all that's out of the way,

00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,136

it's time to play

"Who's Got The Silliest Thing

On Under Their Robe?"

00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,472

Hooray!

Woo-hoo!

00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,069

Jesus, Ned, these guys

are completely nuts.

00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,487

Yup.

00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,452

That is the most insane

thing I've ever seen.

00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,246

I can't believe those

people are on our side.

00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,206

I mean, is our side

that crazy?

00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,794

Oh, hello, Chef,

big debate tomorrow,

I guess.

00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,214

Oh Jesus, the robes!

00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,216

Chef, this isn't

what it looks like!

You gotta listen to us--

00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,218

I ain't gonna listen

to nothing!

00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,221

This whole cracker-ass town

can kiss my ass!

00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,601

Ned, I'm startin' to think

maybe history ain't worth

defending sometimes.

00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,815

Thanks for

coming over, Bebe.

00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,775

I have something

to tell you.

- Sure, what?

00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,570

Bebe, I'm attracted

to Cartman.

00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,156

Aaaaaaagggghhhhhh!

00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,490

I know.

00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,908

Why would you

tell me this?

00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,535

Why would you

tell anyone this?

00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,870

Because I don't know

what to do!

00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,747

I can't concentrate and

if I can't concentrate,

00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,498

then I can't win

the debate tomorrow!

00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,084

The whole vote is dependent

on me doing a good job.

00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,544

Alright, look,

00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,087

when two people

work closely

for a long time,

00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,339

sometimes they feel

what's called

"sexual tension".

00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,425

Sometimes you just have to

act on the impulse and

get it over with.

00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,218

You mean,

I should kiss him?

00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,887

Kiss him and get it

out of your system.

00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,513

Oh God!

00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,559

Well, I certainly would like

to thank all the parents

00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,311

for their support

of our Debate Club.

00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,105

I realize that many of you are

torn by the issues as well,

00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,524

so perhaps the children

can shed some light on us!

00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,526

We'll start with

Wendy Testaburger,

00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,821

on the "Flag Should

Be Changed" team!

00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,329

The, the, uh...

00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:03,625

The, uh...

00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,881

The first argument

we, uh...

00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,758

Lemme start over.

00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,676

The, uh... oh God!

00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,678

Could you all excuse me

for a moment?

00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,191

There, now, the main point

we would like to make

00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,485

is that often times, it is

prudent to change history.

00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,445

As times change,

we hope to grow,

00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,988

and as we grow,

our rules must change,

00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,241

it is a natural part

of evolution, thank you.

00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,622

Okay, and Kyle and Stan's team,

your main point?

00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,168

Our main point

is that the flag

shouldn't offend anyone

00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,254

because killing

has been around since

the beginning of time.

00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,880

All animals kill

00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,382

and the animals that

don't kill are stupid ones,

00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,925

like cows and

turtles and stuff.

00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,426

So, people should not be

so upset about killing.

00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,762

Thank you.

00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,932

Woah, woah, woah! You just

missed the point entirely!

00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,767

Huh?

00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,686

I'm not mad because the flag

shows somebody getting killed,

00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,271

it's because

it's racist!

00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,148

Racist?

- Racist?

00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,608

Children, don't you even know

what this argument is about?

00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,278

That flag is racist

because a black man is

being hung by white people!

00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,113

Ooohhhh!

Ooohhhh!

00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,698

Ooohhhh?

00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,158

We didn't really

see it that way.

00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,076

But that's a black man

up there!

00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,787

Yeah, but the color of

someone's skin doesn't matter.

00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,664

Well, of course

it matters when--

00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,668

Oh my God,

wait a minute!

00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,753

You children didn't

even see the flag

00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,797

as a black man being hanged

by white people, did you?

00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,382

No.

No.

00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,134

Why that is...

00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,845

That is the most beautiful

thing I've ever heard.

00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,346

What?

What?

00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,682

Don't you see?

00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,601

All this time I thought

these little crackers

had turned racist,

00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,936

when actually,

they were so not racist

00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,940

that they didn't even make

a separation of black and white

to begin with.

00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,026

All they saw when

they looked at that flag

00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,819

was five people.

00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,488

Aw!

00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,990

Yeah.

00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,242

I'm sorry, children,

I was wrong about you.

00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,328

But I still think the flag

needs to be changed.

00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,747

But now I realize that

I almost let racism

00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,082

turn me into a racist.

00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,294

Yeah, you know, I suddenly

found myself on the side

of Klan members.

00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,671

I've never had anything

against Blacks, Chef.

00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,340

Aw, I know you don't, Jimbo.

00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,925

I've known you for

almost ten years.

00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,259

You're a good man.

00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,094

We've been way to divisive

over this, Chef.

00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,222

Maybe we can come up

with a compromise flag.

00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,724

Something that everybody

can be happy with.

00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,310

I think that's a much

better start than me

trying to separate myself

00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,647

from all you

wonderful crackers!

00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,732

Oh, sweet dude,

I don't think we have to

do this stupid debate now!

00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,359

Stan?

00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,239

Well, this has been

an interesting week

in South Park.

00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,908

We've all done a lot

of growing this week.

00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,994

Everyone was afraid to

take a stand on this issue.

00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,955

But now we have learned

once again

00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,707

that black, white, yellow,

brown or whatever,

we are all just people.

00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,335

And so, I am very excited

to unveil

00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,337

our new South Park flag!

00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,093

Wait, I don't get it.

00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,970

No, see, there's people

of all colors.

00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,763

And they added a black guy

as one of the hangers too,

so it's not racist.

00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,181

Hooray!

00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,141

I have to admit it,

that is a lot nicer.

00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,978

Whew! I'm sure glad

that's over with!

- Me too!

00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,022

I can't believe how right

Bebe was about feeling

under pressure with somebody.

00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,358

As soon as it was over,

all my feelings for you

just vanished!

00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,860

Oh, yeah,

yeah totally.

00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,696

I'm totally back to normal,

see ya later!

00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,364

Yeah, see ya later.

00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,448

"Ho", huh-huh.

00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,866

Ha-ha!

00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,952

Stan!

Stan wait up!

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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my

woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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♪ [Mumbling] ♪

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♪ So come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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Gentlemen, I understand

you are here to present

both sides of an issue.

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I want to

hear you both out,

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and do this in a civil

and constructive manner,

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so that I can

give you both the time

and attention you deserve.

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Jimbo, why don't

you begin?

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Mayor, it's about

the South Park flag.

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Oh, Jesus Christ,

not this again.

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We cannot change

the South Park flag, Mayor!

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Mayor, as I've

said before

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I find that flag to be

racist and insensitive.

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Chef, I respect you

very much.

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But you have to understand

that this has been

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the South Park flag

since some of our ancestors,

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like my great-grandfather,

founded this land.

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That flag

represents a time

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when blacks were

persecuted by whites.

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How can a black man

not be bothered by it?

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Alright, Chef, I'll have

my assistants hold up the flag,

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and you tell me what exactly

you find racist about it.

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You don't see anything

wrong with that flag!

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Chef, what about

the baseball team

the Cleveland Indians, huh?

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Should they change their name

because it's racist?

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Yeah.

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No, because it's

their history!

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Look, I have gone through

every quiet protest I could.

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I've written everyone,

I've put up signs.

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But now I'm telling you,

this flag will be changed!

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And I'm telling you

it won't!

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Oh boy.

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Okay, children,

in Mr. Garrison's absence,

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I would like to turn the class's

attention to current issues.

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Some people think the South

Park flag should be changed,

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while others believe that

changing the flag is wrong.

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I think this is

a perfect subject

for your Debate Club!

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[all]

Aw!

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I see that you've already had

a lot of interesting debates

this year...

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Pro-Choice vs. Cartman,

Pro-Gun Control vs. Cartman,

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and People Against the Clubbing of

Baby Seals vs. Cartman.

00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:05,209

And apparently, the winner

of all your debates so far

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has been--

Cartman.

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Thaaaaat's right!

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Cartman doesn't

always win!

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He just gets pissed off

and goes home, so we can't

debate any more!

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Yeah!

Yeah!

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Nu-uh, I'm just

a better debater

than you guys!

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You don't even know what

you're debating about

half the time!

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Yes, I do!

- No, you don't!

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Oh yeah? Well,

screw you guys,

I'm going home!

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Told ya.

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Alright, children,

well unlike Mr. Garrison,

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I want you all to go out

and research this debate

before we pick teams.

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Tomorrow you will need

to choose which side

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of this poignant debate

you are on.

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This is

about history, kids!

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If you don't have respect

for your past,

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then you can

never expect to-bird!

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Then you can never expect

to have a future.

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Nowadays, everyone wants

to change mascots and flags

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because they're

not "politically correct."

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But where does

it end?

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I mean, people are

gonna start saying

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that the Denver Broncos

are offensive to horses!

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And then we'll have to--

squirrel!

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And then we'll have

to change everything

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and pretty soon,

all our history

will be forgotten.

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But to really understand

the South Park flag's

importance,

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you need to know about

South Park's history.

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Ned here is

a big history buff,

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and he can tell you

the whole story, Ned?

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In 1867, 14 pioneers

from the East Coast

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travelled across

the plains--

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Uh, that's okay dude,

I think we got it.

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Yeah, we got it.

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You sure?

- Yep.

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You boys go

make me proud now,

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and win that debate--

Chris Peterson!

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Aaaghgh!

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Aw, dammit,

we missed him again!

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Sign up to join me

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as I march into

the mayor's office

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in protest of

the South Park flag!

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You see that children?

Nobody wants to get involved.

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Randy, sign up

to march with me

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against the South Park flag

on Wednesday?

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Ooh, look, Chef, you know

I'm not a racist, but, ah...

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I just don't really

feel strongly one way

or the other about the flag.

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Well, alright, Marsh,

you're entitled to

your own opinion.

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That's how it is

in this town.

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I haven't gotten

one signature

on this damn sheet

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and I've been here

all day!

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We'll march

with you, Chef.

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That's nice, but I need the

support of some registered voters!

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Hey Mackey, sign up

to march on Wednesday?

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Ooh, Wednesday?

Wednesday's tough.

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I guess maybe I could do

something Thursday afternoon.

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Alright, fudge it,

Thursday!

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Anyone else

wanna go Thursday?

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Thursday's no good,

we've got choir council.

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Oh yeah.

- What about next Sunday?

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Fine!

Next Sunday!

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You mean during

the ball game?

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Yeah, we can't do Sunday.

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Monday?

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Ooh, I can't do Monday.

- I could do Tuesday.

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Yeah, Tuesday

morning's good.

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You know what would be better

for me is Saturday afternoon.

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Saturday is

perfect for me!

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Yeah, how about

Saturday at 11:30?

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Yeah.

- Okay.

- Sounds good.

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Yeah, I think

that's the best day.

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Okay, on Saturday

we march!

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Ooh, march?

What are we marching for?

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To bring down

the South Park flag!

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Oooh!

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See you later.

- Marching's not for me.

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Well, I've counted all

your secret ballots, children,

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and it looks like about half of

you think the flag should stay,

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and half think the flag

should be changed.

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How could any of you think that

flag should stay the way it is!

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Save it for

the debate, Wendy!

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Now, I'm going to assign

the debate leaders.

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Who wants to lead

the "Flag Should Stay

The Way It Is" team?

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Me, me!

Me, me!

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Stan, how could you

be so insensitive?

00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,469

What, dude? I don't see

anything wrong with that flag.

00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,305

Yeah, me neither!

00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,931

Alright Stan and Kyle, you

can both be the team leaders

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for the "Flag Should Stay

The Way It Is" team.

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Now who wants to lead for the

"Flag Should Be Changed" team?

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Heh-heh-heh.

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Okay, Wendy and Eric

can team up.

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No!

- Heh-heh-heh.

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Alright children,

do your homework

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and let's get ready

for a great debate!

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Hello, Chef!

Hello, Chef!

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My name isn't "Chef"

anymore, children.

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I've converted

to Islam.

- Islam?

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From now on my name is

"Abdul Mohammed Jabar

Rauf Kareem Ali".

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With everyone in town being so

insensitive about the flag,

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I find it no longer fitting

to use my slave name!

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Well, we need help

with our Debate Club.

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We have to explain

why we think the flag

should not be changed.

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You what?

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You don't think they should

change the flag?

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Not really.

- Yeah, we don't see

what the big deal is.

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Well that figures

you don't.

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Because your

cracker-ass parents

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turned you into little

cracker-ass cracker-racists!

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I never thought I'd live to see this

many of the people I considered friends

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turn against me!

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But Chef, we don't know what

you're talking about-

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But nothin'!

But my ass!

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Fix your own

damn food!

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Okay, now, in order for us

to win the debate to change

the South Park flag,

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we will need to do

a lot of research.

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Now, my plan is to divide up

into three research teams.

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We will present

our argument based on-

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It's okay,

I'm here!

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Nice of you

to show up.

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We were just discussing

how we should state our case.

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Yes, this is

a difficult case.

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In order to win

the debate

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we'll need to attack

Stan and Kyle's credibility.

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What?

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That's how you win

these things!

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Butters, take some kids

and go dig up whatever dirt

you can on Kyle's past.

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I'm talking

"boobie" magazines,

whatever.

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Wu-okay!

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The rest of you,

get us the goods on Stan.

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His mom grounded him once

for setting something on fire,

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let's find out what

that something was--

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and then lie and

say it was a puppy!

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Right!

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Mmm!

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Cartman, we can't just attack

Stan and Kyle's credibility!

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We need to present

our side of the debate!

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You're right, we'll

need to look like we've

prepared a case too,

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so that they look

all the weaker, good plan.

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So... What's

the issue again?

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The South Park flag!

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Interesting...

And what side are we on?

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Aaaghgh!

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Whoa, calm down, ho!

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Tom, I'm standing out front

of the South Park mayor's office,

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where both sides

of this debate have gathered.

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Change the flag!

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Don't change history!

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Oh brother,

what now?

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Earlier today,

the South Park townspeople

voiced their opinions...

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Well, I think that

the flag is racist.

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But then again, it is

a part of our history.

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Well, I guess the flag

is a part of history,

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but I can see

how it is racist.

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I think it is history,

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I think it is racist.

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Well, one thing's for sure,

tensions are high

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and pressure is mounting

on the South Park mayor

to do something.

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In the 1960s, there was

a monk who set himself

on fire to protest!

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You have left me

no choice!

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To protest your lack

of humanity,

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I will now do the

same thing!

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[screaming]

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White power!

White power!

White power!

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What's this?

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Ah, Tom it looks as if

the KKK has shown up

to voice their opinion!

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Hello, brother, we are here

to support your noble cause!

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Huh? Hey now...

We don't want your support.

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We're not racists,

this is about history.

00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,486

Yeah!

00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,863

Well, whether you want

our support or not,

we're on your side!

00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,114

[chanting]

White power!

00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:09,823

White power!

00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,825

White power!

00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,621

Mr. Garrison,

you're a Klan member?

00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,456

No, no,

but Mr. Hat is.

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White power!

White power!

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Ugh, you're such

a racist bastard,

Mr. Hat!

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White power!

00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:24,588

Change the flag!

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Don't change history!

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Oh Jesus,

what a mess.

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Chef, we realize that you find

the South Park flag racist,

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and we certainly

understand your case.

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We have been

working diligently

on this problem,

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put in a lot of hours

and we have finally

altered the flag

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in a way that we think

will make you very happy.

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Gentlemen?

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There,

is that better?

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No, dammit!

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No, but look, he's got

a little smile now.

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See? He's happy,

much better,

don't you think?

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Well, some people just won't

work with you at all!

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This is getting

out of hand,

00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,962

how do I absolve myself of

any responsibility with this?

00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,297

Mayor, the South Park

Elementary children

00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,133

are discussing the flag issue

in their Debate Club on Friday.

00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,053

We could use the debate

as an excuse to hold

a vote on the issue.

00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,221

Yes, of course!

00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,764

Let the children

be responsible!

00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,308

Everybody loves children!

Tell the press!

00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,144

South Park Elementary will be

holding a vote on Friday!

00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,273

This might

come in handy.

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It says here that recently

a case was brought before

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the South Carolina courts

about their flag.

00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,610

I warn you,

Bog Monster.

00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,529

Do not mock

Captain Candycorn!

00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,948

Oh yeah?

How'd you like I should

kick you in the nuts?

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If we could show

a parallel between

the South Carolina case...

00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,077

Oomf! Oh yeah?

I'll kick you in the nuts!

00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,912

Oomf! I'll kick you

in the nuts!

00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,163

I'll kick you

in the nuts!

00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,707

Cartman, why don't you

just go home?

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You aren't helping any!

- You won't let me help!

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That's because you're stupid

and you're a racist.

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Touche, but dude, you might

as well let me help you,

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we're in this together.

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I mean, just tell me

what to do and I'll do it.

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Wendy, let Cartman help,

seriously.

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Wendy, seriously,

the Bog Monster speaketh.

00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,019

Okay, so since

my dad's a lawyer,

00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,937

he says we can use

any of his books we want,

who wants to read them?

00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,273

Come on you guys, we all

have to work on this!

00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,400

Kenny, how many

of my dad's mints

are you gonna eat, Jesus?

00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,651

Mph rmph rm rmph rm!

00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,653

I know your family's poor,

00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,030

but you can't just eat an entire

bowl of mints for dinner!

00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,573

Mprh you.

00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,907

I don't think we stand

a chance in this debate

00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,409

because Wendy's

leading the other side.

00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,368

Dude, you're just saying that

'cause she's your girlfriend.

00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,329

Mprm rmph rm rmph rm?

00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,080

Yeah you can have a drink of

water, the dispenser's over there.

00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,707

Yeah, you must be thirsty

after eating sixty mints!

00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,500

Hey boys, how's

the research coming?

00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,793

Pretty good,

I guess.

00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,128

Do you think they should

change the flag?

00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,588

Oh, uh, I don't know.

00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,173

Kenny ate

all the mints, Dad.

00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,966

Oh, those weren't mints,

they were antacid tablets.

00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,259

Oh.

00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,927

Kenny!

Kenny!

Kenny!

00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,525

That was a good one!

00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,277

White power!

White power!

00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,864

Do not change the flag,

it is a symbol of white power!

00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,491

White power!

00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,534

Ugh, I'm sorry, Chef.

00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,370

Mr. Hat is a racist

son-of-a-bitch.

00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,039

Don't apologize for me

to that spearchucker!

00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,165

[gasp]

00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,002

Wagh!

00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,254

How can you all just

stand by and let

these racists do this?

00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,548

Well, Chef,

it's freedom of speech.

00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,468

We don't like it, but we can't

arrest them for talking.

00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,012

Should the Klan be allowed to

rally on the steps of the Capitol?

00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,639

Here's what

some people think.

00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,641

Well, I think

they are racist,

00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,018

but I do think freedom

of speech is important.

00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,562

Well I for one, believe in

freedom of speech,

00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,232

but then again, I think

they are racists...

00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,318

I believe that they are

racists, but I do believe in--

00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,612

Aw, to hell with all of you

indecisive bastards!

00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,365

On Friday, South Park Elementary

will present a debate

00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,534

and after the debate,

there will finally be a vote.

00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,286

Preliminary polls show 3

in favor of changing the flag,

00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:47,165

3 against changing the flag

and 4,382 undecided.

00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,001

So the pressure is on

those South Park kids!

00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,462

Well, that's enough rallying

for this afternoon, members!

00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,089

Let's take

a hot shower.

00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,758

Hot shower!

Hot shower! Hot shower!

00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,552

Ned, nobody's gonna

vote for our side

00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,595

if it's the side those

KKK members are on!

00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,514

Come on, we gotta

put a stop to them!

00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,435

I can't believe it,

all the pressure's on us.

00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,812

I mean, this debate

is going to actually affect

the outcome of the vote!

00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,814

Uh-huh.

00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,400

Oh man, we've got to

come up with rebuttals

to the history argument.

00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,569

Why don't we just talk

about the swastika.

- Huh?

00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,571

I mean, Germany was united

under the swastika, right?

00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,573

But obviously, history

wasn't as important

00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,908

as changing their views

after the war and stuff,

so they changed it.

00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,702

Hey, that's

a pretty good point, Cartman.

00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,287

Yeah!

00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,372

Not bad at all, I'm gonna

make that our first argument!

00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,582

Cool.

00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,125

Doublestuff cookies

are my favorite!

00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,376

Really?

Mine too!

00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,878

What I really

like to do

00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,546

is I like to take tops

off of two cookies,

00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,506

and then put them together

and make quadruple stuffs!

00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,467

Hey, that's what

I always to do too!

00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,469

No way!

- Yeah!

00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,262

Jesus, I never thought

I'd have any thing in common

with you, Cartman.

00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,305

Me neither!

00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,890

Ha-ha.

- Huh.

00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,224

Well, anyway, let's

get back to work.

00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,684

Whoa.

00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,061

Weird, um, okay.

00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,607

Now let's say that

first we talk about

the history of the flag.

00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,609

We can show that the--

00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,070

Sorry, go ahead.

00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,947

No, you go ahead.

00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,991

Mr. Hat, what do you

think you're doing?

00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,910

There's another

Klan rally tonight.

00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,620

I have to be there

in fifteen minutes.

00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,998

Oh no, Mr. Hat,

you are not dragging me

to another Klan meeting.

00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,250

But they're electing a new

assistant to the Grand Dragon.

00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,919

I might get elected!

00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,295

Well, good for you,

puppet pants!

00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,880

I'll have nothing

to do with it!

00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,423

I'm going whether

you like it or not!

00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,883

Oh yeah?

00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,177

I'm not going Mr. Hat

and that's final.

00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,054

Let's just see you try

and go without me!

00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,224

Mr. Hat!

00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,144

White power! White power!

White power!

00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,188

Alright, Ned, we've got

to be careful.

00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,648

These are mean, evil men

we are dealing with.

00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,608

Okay.

00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,984

Dammit, Ned,

doesn't that thing have

a volume control?

00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,110

No.

00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,071

White power!

White power!

00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,531

Good evening,

brothers!

00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,741

Our first order

of business tonight

00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,953

is to have

Brother Anderson update us

on last week's minutes.

00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,832

Last week we decided that

we hate Blacks and Jews....a lot!

00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:56,211

Alright, and now,

it is time for us all

to come together and...

00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,712

Do our cake raffle!

00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,881

Ooh!

Cake raffle!

00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,384

This week's winner is...

00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,054

2-9-7-4.

00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,557

I won! I won!

I won the cake!

00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,392

Good job,

brother!

00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,404

Cartman!

00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,079

Say it will be

like this forever.

00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,123

Okay, it will be

like this forever.

00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,791

Oh, Cartman.

00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,211

Agh!

00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,299

Brrrrrrrr!

What's wrong with me?

00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,015

It's okay,

get a grip, girl.

00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,020

Wendy!

00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,897

Wendy!

00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,023

Agh!

00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,941

Wendy.

00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:04,070

Oh God, please don't

let this be happening.

00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,114

Alright brothers,

listen up!

00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,284

As you know, this fine city

is holding a vote

00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,536

on whether or not

to change their flag,

00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,830

but lynching minorities

is history!

00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,874

So what are we

gonna do about it?

00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,960

Let's say that

if they change the flag,

we'll burn down the capital!

00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,129

Yeah!

Yeah!

00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,633

Let's say that

if they change the flag,

we'll never leave this town!

00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,301

Yeah!

Yeah!

00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,346

Let's say they should

change the flag!

00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,097

What's that, brother?

00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,766

I think we should

switch sides!

00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,101

[voice box]

Me too,

that's a good idea.

00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,103

Look, we have to

accept the fact

00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,563

that most people in the

world hate us, right?

00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,981

Yeah.

Yeah.

00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,733

So whatever side

we're on,

00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,735

is the side that's

gonna lose, right?

00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,528

Right.

Right.

00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,572

So why don't we all say

that we want the flag changed.

00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,824

That way, most folks will vote

to keep it the way it is!

00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,910

Great idea brother!

00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,828

Yeah!

Yeah!

00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,914

Alright, it is decided!

00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,083

We will officially

tell everyone that we want

the flag changed,

00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,918

so that they will all

vote against us!

00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,670

Hooray!

00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,004

We're smart!

00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,798

That worked

perfectly, Ned!

00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,008

Alright, well, now that

all that's out of the way,

00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,136

it's time to play

"Who's Got The Silliest Thing

On Under Their Robe?"

00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,472

Hooray!

Woo-hoo!

00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,069

Jesus, Ned, these guys

are completely nuts.

00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,487

Yup.

00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,452

That is the most insane

thing I've ever seen.

00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,246

I can't believe those

people are on our side.

00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,206

I mean, is our side

that crazy?

00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,794

Oh, hello, Chef,

big debate tomorrow,

I guess.

00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,214

Oh Jesus, the robes!

00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,216

Chef, this isn't

what it looks like!

You gotta listen to us--

00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,218

I ain't gonna listen

to nothing!

00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,221

This whole cracker-ass town

can kiss my ass!

00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,601

Ned, I'm startin' to think

maybe history ain't worth

defending sometimes.

00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,815

Thanks for

coming over, Bebe.

00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,775

I have something

to tell you.

- Sure, what?

00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,570

Bebe, I'm attracted

to Cartman.

00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,156

Aaaaaaagggghhhhhh!

00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,490

I know.

00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,908

Why would you

tell me this?

00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,535

Why would you

tell anyone this?

00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,870

Because I don't know

what to do!

00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,747

I can't concentrate and

if I can't concentrate,

00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,498

then I can't win

the debate tomorrow!

00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,084

The whole vote is dependent

on me doing a good job.

00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,544

Alright, look,

00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,087

when two people

work closely

for a long time,

00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,339

sometimes they feel

what's called

"sexual tension".

00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,425

Sometimes you just have to

act on the impulse and

get it over with.

00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,218

You mean,

I should kiss him?

00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,887

Kiss him and get it

out of your system.

00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,513

Oh God!

00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,559

Well, I certainly would like

to thank all the parents

00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,311

for their support

of our Debate Club.

00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,105

I realize that many of you are

torn by the issues as well,

00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,524

so perhaps the children

can shed some light on us!

00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,526

We'll start with

Wendy Testaburger,

00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,821

on the "Flag Should

Be Changed" team!

00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,329

The, the, uh...

00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:03,625

The, uh...

00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,881

The first argument

we, uh...

00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,758

Lemme start over.

00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,676

The, uh... oh God!

00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,678

Could you all excuse me

for a moment?

00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,191

There, now, the main point

we would like to make

00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,485

is that often times, it is

prudent to change history.

00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,445

As times change,

we hope to grow,

00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,988

and as we grow,

our rules must change,

00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,241

it is a natural part

of evolution, thank you.

00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,622

Okay, and Kyle and Stan's team,

your main point?

00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,168

Our main point

is that the flag

shouldn't offend anyone

00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,254

because killing

has been around since

the beginning of time.

00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,880

All animals kill

00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,382

and the animals that

don't kill are stupid ones,

00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,925

like cows and

turtles and stuff.

00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,426

So, people should not be

so upset about killing.

00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,762

Thank you.

00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,932

Woah, woah, woah! You just

missed the point entirely!

00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,767

Huh?

00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,686

I'm not mad because the flag

shows somebody getting killed,

00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,271

it's because

it's racist!

00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,148

Racist?

- Racist?

00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,608

Children, don't you even know

what this argument is about?

00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,278

That flag is racist

because a black man is

being hung by white people!

00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,113

Ooohhhh!

Ooohhhh!

00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,698

Ooohhhh?

00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,158

We didn't really

see it that way.

00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,076

But that's a black man

up there!

00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,787

Yeah, but the color of

someone's skin doesn't matter.

00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,664

Well, of course

it matters when--

00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,668

Oh my God,

wait a minute!

00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,753

You children didn't

even see the flag

00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,797

as a black man being hanged

by white people, did you?

00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,382

No.

No.

00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,134

Why that is...

00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,845

That is the most beautiful

thing I've ever heard.

00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,346

What?

What?

00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,682

Don't you see?

00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,601

All this time I thought

these little crackers

had turned racist,

00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,936

when actually,

they were so not racist

00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,940

that they didn't even make

a separation of black and white

to begin with.

00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,026

All they saw when

they looked at that flag

00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,819

was five people.

00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,488

Aw!

00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,990

Yeah.

00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,242

I'm sorry, children,

I was wrong about you.

00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,328

But I still think the flag

needs to be changed.

00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,747

But now I realize that

I almost let racism

00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,082

turn me into a racist.

00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,294

Yeah, you know, I suddenly

found myself on the side

of Klan members.

00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,671

I've never had anything

against Blacks, Chef.

00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,340

Aw, I know you don't, Jimbo.

00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,925

I've known you for

almost ten years.

00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,259

You're a good man.

00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,094

We've been way to divisive

over this, Chef.

00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,222

Maybe we can come up

with a compromise flag.

00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,724

Something that everybody

can be happy with.

00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,310

I think that's a much

better start than me

trying to separate myself

00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,647

from all you

wonderful crackers!

00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,732

Oh, sweet dude,

I don't think we have to

do this stupid debate now!

00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,359

Stan?

00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,239

Well, this has been

an interesting week

in South Park.

00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,908

We've all done a lot

of growing this week.

00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,994

Everyone was afraid to

take a stand on this issue.

00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,955

But now we have learned

once again

00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,707

that black, white, yellow,

brown or whatever,

we are all just people.

00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,335

And so, I am very excited

to unveil

00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,337

our new South Park flag!

00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,093

Wait, I don't get it.

00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,970

No, see, there's people

of all colors.

00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,763

And they added a black guy

as one of the hangers too,

so it's not racist.

00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,181

Hooray!

00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,141

I have to admit it,

that is a lot nicer.

00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,978

Whew! I'm sure glad

that's over with!

- Me too!

00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,022

I can't believe how right

Bebe was about feeling

under pressure with somebody.

00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,358

As soon as it was over,

all my feelings for you

just vanished!

00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,860

Oh, yeah,

yeah totally.

00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,696

I'm totally back to normal,

see ya later!

00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,364

Yeah, see ya later.

00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,448

"Ho", huh-huh.

00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,866

Ha-ha!

00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,952

Stan!

Stan wait up!

00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,374

[sigh]