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Chef Goes Nanners

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Шеф ругается с городом из-за флага Южного Парка, считая его расистским. Венди с ужасом понимает, что начинает испытывать чувства к Картману.

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00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Титри 00:00:34-00:03:11 підготував Yason dinAlt
00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,993 Панове, я так розумію, що ви тут щоб представляти обидві сторони проблеми.
00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,303 Я вас обох вислухаю.
00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,038 Робіть це в цивілізованій манері.
00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,808 Тоді я приділю вам увагу, яку ви заслуговуєте.
00:00:41,843 --> 00:00:43,543 Джимбо, чому б вам не почати?
00:00:43,570 --> 00:00:45,308 Мере, це з приводу прапора Південного Парку.
00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:47,013 О, святий Ісусе, знову.
00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:49,200 Ми не маємо права змінювати прапор міста, мере!
00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,470 Мере, як я казав раніше
00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:53,953 Я вважаю, що прапор є расистським і нелюдяним.
00:00:53,988 --> 00:00:55,653 Шефе, я тебе дуже поважаю.
00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:57,640 Але ти не розумієш, що він значить.
00:00:57,675 --> 00:01:00,152 Прапор Південного Парку існує з часів коли наші предки,
00:01:00,187 --> 00:01:02,629 Такі, як мій визначний дід, знайшли цю землю.
00:01:02,664 --> 00:01:04,329 Цей прапор представляє часи
00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,064 Коли чорних притісняли білі.
00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,233 Як може чорний не переживати через це?
00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:10,895 Добре, Шеф, мої асистенти зараз покажуть прапор,
00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:14,473 І ви скажете, що саме ви вважаєте расистським на ньому.
00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,538 І ви не бачите нічого дивного на цьому прапорі!
00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,130 Шеф, а як з приводу бейзбольної команди "Індійці Клівленда", а?
00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:23,900 Вони мають змінити назву бо вона расистська?
00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:24,984 Так.
00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,680 Ні, бо це їх історія!
00:01:26,690 --> 00:01:29,110 Слухайте, я пройшов всі форми мирного протесту які я міг.
00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,247 Я писав всім. Я збирав підписи.
00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:35,595 Але зараз я вам кажу, цей прапор буде змінено!
00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:37,764 А я тобі кажу не буде!
00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:39,265 Ой лишенько.
00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,095 Добре, діти, поки немає містера Гаррісона,
00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,704 Я введу ваш клас в курс справи.
00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,523 Дехто з жителів міста вважає, що прапор потрібно змінити.
00:01:47,558 --> 00:01:50,035 А інші вірять, що змінювати прапор не правильно.
00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:52,512 Я думаю це чудова тема для вашого "Клуба дебатів"!
00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,212 О, ні!
00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:56,441 Я бачу ви мали вже багато цікавих дебатів в цьому році...
00:01:56,451 --> 00:01:59,417 "Дозвіл абортів" проти Картмана, "Контроль над зброєю" проти Картмана,
00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,489 "Заборона вбивства дітей морських тюленів" проти Картмана.
00:02:02,524 --> 00:02:05,091 І безумовний переможець всіх дебатів
00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,410 Це - Картман!
00:02:06,445 --> 00:02:07,659 Тааак - правда!
00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,090 Картман не завжди виграє!
00:02:09,092 --> 00:02:11,190 Він просто дратується і йде додому, і ми не можемо відповісти йому!
00:02:11,192 --> 00:02:12,428 Так! Так!
00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:14,190 Ні, просто я сперечаюсь краще ніж ви хлопці!
00:02:14,191 --> 00:02:15,969 Ти ж не знав про що половина розмов.
00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,437 Ні, я знав! Ні, не знав!
00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:21,700 Ах так? Тоді ідіть до дупи хлопці, а я іду додому!
00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,162 Казав же!
00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:25,877 Добре, діти, на відміну від містера Гаррісона,
00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:28,948 Я хочу щоб ви дослідили це питання перед дебатами.
00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,551 А завтра ви виберете сторону
00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,720 На якій ви ввійдете до дебатів.
00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,756 Це історія, діти!
00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,925 Якщо ви не поважаєте ваше минуле,
00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,000 То ви ніколи не можете розраховувати на - ПТАШКА!
00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,993 То ви ніколи не можете розраховувати на майбутнє.
00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,064 В наші дні, у всіх є бажання змінити талісмати і прапори.
00:02:48,069 --> 00:02:49,769 Бо вони не є "політично коректні",
00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:51,067 Але коли це закінчиться?
00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,795 Тобто, люди скоро почнуть казати
00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,570 Що "Денвер Бронкос" ображає почуття коней!
00:02:54,576 --> 00:02:56,980 І тоді нам доведеться - БІЛКА!
00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,736 І тоді нам доведеться змінювати все.
00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,880 І дуже скоро, вся наша історія буде забута.
00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,547 Але щоб повністю зрозуміти важливість прапора Саут Парка,
00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,686 Ви маєте знати історію нашого міста.
00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:07,984 Нед знавець історії,
00:03:07,987 --> 00:03:11,240 І він може розповісти вам всю історію. Нед?
00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:50,033 Переклад титрів з англійської 00:00:34-00:03:11 - Yason dinAlt

00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:10,219 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,639 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,433 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:16,684 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,479 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,356 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:23,399 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:28,821 --> 00:00:30,364 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,158 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,746 Gentlemen, I understand you are here to present both sides of an issue.
00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,330 I want to hear you both out,
00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,166 and do this in a civil and constructive manner,
00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:41,917 so that I can give you both the time and attention you deserve.
00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,544 Jimbo, why don't you begin?
00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,254 Mayor, it's about the South Park flag.
00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,881 Oh, Jesus Christ, not this again.
00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,175 We cannot change the South Park flag, Mayor!
00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,718 Mayor, as I've said before
00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:53,721 I find that flag to be racist and insensitive.
00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,598 Chef, I respect you very much.
00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,641 But you have to understand that this has <i>been</i>
00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:59,602 the South Park flag since some of our ancestors,
00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,271 like my great-grandfather, founded this land.
00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,315 That flag represents a time
00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,150 when blacks were persecuted by whites.
00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,360 How can a black man not be bothered by it?
00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:10,821 Alright, Chef, I'll have my assistants hold up the flag,
00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,574 and you tell me what exactly you find racist about it.
00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,789 You don't see anything wrong with that flag!
00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,874 Chef, what about the baseball team the Cleveland Indians, huh?
00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,876 Should they change their name because it's racist?
00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,002 Yeah.
00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,837 No, because it's their history!
00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:29,215 Look, I have gone through every quiet protest I could.
00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,258 I've written everyone, I've put up signs.
00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:35,513 But now I'm telling you, this flag will be changed!
00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,932 And I'm telling you it won't!
00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,141 Oh boy.
00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,228 Okay, children, in Mr. Garrison's absence,
00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:45,064 I would like to turn the class's attention to current issues.
00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,233 Some people think the South Park flag should be changed,
00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:50,027 while others believe that changing the flag is wrong.
00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,363 I think this is a perfect subject for your Debate Club!
00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,615 Aw!
00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,450 I see that you've already had a lot of interesting debates this year...
00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:59,370 Pro-Choice vs. Cartman, Pro-Gun Control vs. Cartman,
00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:02,706 and People Against the Clubbing of Baby Seals vs. Cartman.
00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:05,209 And apparently, the winner of all your debates so far
00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,544 has been-- Cartman.
00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:07,545 Thaaaaat's right!
00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,505 Cartman doesn't always win!
00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,215 He just gets pissed off and goes home, so we can't debate any more!
00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,883 Yeah! Yeah!
00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,343 Nu-uh, I'm just a better debater than you guys!
00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,011 You don't even know what you're debating about half the time!
00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,680 Yes, I do! - No, you don't!
00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,432 Oh yeah? Well, screw you guys, I'm going home!
00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:23,936 Told ya.
00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,188 Alright, children, well unlike Mr. Garrison,
00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,150 I want you all to go out and research this debate <i>before</i> we pick teams.
00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,569 Tomorrow you will need to choose which side
00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,571 of this poignant debate you are on.
00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:36,907 This is about history, kids!
00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,659 If you don't have respect for your past,
00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,578 then you can never expect to-bird!
00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,874 Then you can never expect to have a future.
00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,751 Nowadays, everyone wants to change mascots and flags
00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,670 because they're not "politically correct."
00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:50,963 But where does it end?
00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,715 I mean, people are gonna start saying
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,466 that the Denver Broncos are offensive to horses!
00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,051 And then we'll have to-- squirrel!
00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,805 And then we'll have to change everything
00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,016 and pretty soon, all our history will be forgotten.
00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,560 But to <i>really</i> understand the South Park flag's importance,
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,437 you need to know about South Park's history.
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,063 Ned here is a big history buff,
00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,691 and he can tell you the whole story, Ned?
00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:14,445 In 1867, 14 pioneers from the East Coast
00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,197 travelled across the plains--
00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:17,615 Uh, that's okay dude, I think we got it.
00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:18,824 Yeah, we got it.
00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,034 You sure? - Yep.
00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,702 You boys go make me proud now,
00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,120 and win that debate-- Chris Peterson!
00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,581 Aaaghgh!
00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,291 Aw, dammit, we missed him again!
00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:28,584 Sign up to join me
00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,252 as I march into the mayor's office
00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,087 in protest of the South Park flag!
00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,965 You see that children? Nobody wants to get involved.
00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,426 Randy, sign up to march with me
00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,303 against the South Park flag on Wednesday?
00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,306 Ooh, look, Chef, you know I'm not a racist, but, ah...
00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,517 I just don't really feel strongly one way or the other about the flag.
00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,561 Well, alright, Marsh, you're entitled to your own opinion.
00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,313 That's how it is in this town.
00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,273 I haven't gotten one signature on this damn sheet
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,566 and I've been here all day!
00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,693 We'll march with you, Chef.
00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,779 That's nice, but I need the support of some registered voters!
00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,989 Hey Mackey, sign up to march on Wednesday?
00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,242 Ooh, Wednesday? Wednesday's tough.
00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,786 I guess maybe I could do something Thursday afternoon.
00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,537 Alright, fudge it, Thursday!
00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,414 Anyone else wanna go Thursday?
00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:08,874 Thursday's no good, we've got choir council.
00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,501 Oh yeah. - What about next Sunday?
00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:11,961 Fine! Next Sunday!
00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,420 You mean during the ball game?
00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:14,755 Yeah, we can't do Sunday.
00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,298 Monday?
00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,633 Ooh, I can't do Monday. - I could do Tuesday.
00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,551 Yeah, Tuesday morning's good.
00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,971 You know what would be better for me is Saturday afternoon.
00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,847 Saturday is perfect for me!
00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,683 Yeah, how about Saturday at 11:30?
00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,810 Yeah. - Okay. - Sounds good.
00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,520 Yeah, I think that's the best day.
00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,814 Okay, on Saturday we march!
00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,691 Ooh, march? What are we marching for?
00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,317 To bring down the South Park flag!
00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,819 Oooh!
00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,613 See you later. - Marching's not for me.
00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,325 Well, I've counted all your secret ballots, children,
00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,953 and it looks like about half of you think the flag should stay,
00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,372 and half think the flag should be changed.
00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,333 How could any of you think that flag should stay the way it is!
00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,793 Save it for the debate, Wendy!
00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,753 Now, I'm going to assign the debate leaders.
00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,131 Who wants to lead the "Flag Should Stay The Way It Is" team?
00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,757 Me, me! Me, me!
00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,926 Stan, how could you be so insensitive?
00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,469 What, dude? I don't see anything wrong with that flag.
00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,305 Yeah, me neither!
00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,931 Alright Stan and Kyle, you can both be the team leaders
00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,225 for the "Flag Should Stay The Way It Is" team.
00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,979 Now who wants to lead for the "Flag Should Be Changed" team?
00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,397 Heh-heh-heh.
00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,816 Okay, Wendy and Eric can team up.
00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,526 No! - Heh-heh-heh.
00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:18,777 Alright children, do your homework
00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,988 and let's get ready for a great debate!
00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,451 Hello, Chef! Hello, Chef!
00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:26,827 My name isn't "Chef" anymore, children.
00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,912 I've converted to Islam. - Islam?
00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:32,416 From now on my name is "Abdul Mohammed Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali".
00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,210 With everyone in town being so insensitive about the flag,
00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,880 I find it no longer fitting to use my slave name!
00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,757 Well, we need help with our Debate Club.
00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,300 We have to explain why we think the flag should not be changed.
00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,052 You what?
00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,720 You don't think they should change the flag?
00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,680 Not really. - Yeah, we don't see what the big deal is.
00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,098 Well that figures you don't.
00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,933 Because your cracker-ass parents
00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,603 turned you into little cracker-ass cracker-racists!
00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:55,314 I never thought I'd live to see this many of the people I considered friends
00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,107 turn against me!
00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,484 But Chef, we don't know what you're talking about-
00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,444 But nothin'! But my ass!
00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,613 Fix your own damn food!
00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,285 Okay, now, in order for us to win the debate to change the South Park flag,
00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,162 we will need to do a lot of research.
00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,872 Now, my plan is to divide up into three research teams.
00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,540 We will present our argument based on-
00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:14,917 It's okay, I'm here!
00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,336 Nice of you to show up.
00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,380 We were just discussing how we should state our case.
00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:20,756 Yes, this is a difficult case.
00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,216 In order to win the debate
00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,842 we'll need to attack Stan and Kyle's credibility.
00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,511 What?
00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,721 That's how you win these things!
00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,015 Butters, take some kids and go dig up whatever dirt you can on Kyle's past.
00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,475 I'm talking "boobie" magazines, whatever.
00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,893 Wu-okay!
00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,561 The rest of you, get us the goods on Stan.
00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,146 His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire,
00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,648 let's find out what that something was--
00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:38,816 and then lie and say it was a puppy!
00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:39,983 Right!
00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,693 Mmm!
00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:44,238 Cartman, we can't just attack Stan and Kyle's credibility!
00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,490 We need to present our side of the debate!
00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,325 You're right, we'll need to look like we've prepared a case too,
00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,868 so that they look all the weaker, good plan.
00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,537 So... What's the issue again?
00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:52,913 The South Park flag!
00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,165 Interesting... And what side are we on?
00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,667 Aaaghgh!
00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,710 Whoa, calm down, ho!
00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,921 Tom, I'm standing out front of the South Park mayor's office,
00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,006 where both sides of this debate have gathered.
00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,550 Change the flag!
00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:05,759 Don't change history!
00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,886 Oh brother, what now?
00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,806 Earlier today, the South Park townspeople voiced their opinions...
00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,683 Well, I think that the flag is racist.
00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:15,060 But then again, it is a part of our history.
00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,646 Well, I guess the flag is a part of history,
00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,857 but I can see how it is racist.
00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,359 I think it is history,
00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,778 I think it is racist.
00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,364 Well, one thing's for sure, tensions are high
00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:30,367 and pressure is mounting on the South Park mayor to do something.
00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:36,832 In the 1960s, there was a monk who set himself on fire to protest!
00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,084 You have left me no choice!
00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,628 To protest your lack of humanity,
00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,839 I will now do the same thing!
00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,180 White power! White power! White power!
00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,307 What's this?
00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,684 Ah, Tom it looks as if the KKK has shown up to voice their opinion!
00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,729 Hello, brother, we are here to support your noble cause!
00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:01,565 Huh? Hey now... We don't want your support.
00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,400 We're not racists, this is about history.
00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,486 Yeah!
00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,863 Well, whether you want our support or not, we're on your side!
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,114 White power!
00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:09,823 White power!
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,825 White power!
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,621 Mr. Garrison, you're a Klan member?
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,456 No, no, but Mr. Hat is.
00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,583 White power! White power!
00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,960 Ugh, you're such a racist bastard, Mr. Hat!
00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,504 White power!
00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:24,588 Change the flag!
00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:25,756 Don't change history!
00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,424 Oh Jesus, what a mess.
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:35,182 Chef, we realize that you find the South Park flag racist,
00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,100 and we certainly understand your case.
00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,353 We have been working diligently on this problem,
00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,939 put in a lot of hours and we have finally altered the flag
00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,066 in a way that we think will make you very happy.
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,234 Gentlemen?
00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,196 There, is that better?
00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,906 No, dammit!
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,699 No, but look, he's got a little smile now.
00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,745 See? He's happy, much better, don't you think?
00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,707 Well, some people just won't work with you at all!
00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,459 This is getting out of hand,
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,962 how do I absolve myself of any responsibility with this?
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,297 Mayor, the South Park Elementary children
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,133 are discussing the flag issue in their Debate Club on Friday.
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,053 We could use the debate as an excuse to hold a vote on the issue.
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,221 Yes, of course!
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,764 Let the children be responsible!
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,308 Everybody loves children! Tell the press!
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,144 South Park Elementary will be holding a vote on Friday!
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,273 This might come in handy.
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,816 It says here that recently a case was brought before
00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,442 the South Carolina courts about their flag.
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,610 I warn you, Bog Monster.
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,529 Do not mock Captain Candycorn!
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,948 Oh yeah? How'd you like I should kick you in the nuts?
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,450 If we could show a parallel between the South Carolina case...
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,077 Oomf! Oh yeah? I'll kick you in the nuts!
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,912 Oomf! I'll kick you in the nuts!
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,163 I'll kick you in the nuts!
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,707 Cartman, why don't you just go home?
00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,001 You aren't helping any! - You won't let me help!
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,003 That's because you're stupid and you're a racist.
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,921 Touche, but dude, you might as well let me help you,
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,506 we're in this together.
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,216 I mean, just tell me what to do and I'll do it.
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,053 Wendy, let Cartman help, seriously.
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,890 Wendy, seriously, the Bog Monster speaketh.
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,019 Okay, so since my dad's a lawyer,
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,937 he says we can use any of his books we want, who wants to read them?
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,273 Come on you guys, we all have to work on this!
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,400 Kenny, how many of my dad's mints are you gonna eat, Jesus?
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,651 Mph rmph rm rmph rm!
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,653 I know your family's poor,
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,030 but you can't just eat an entire bowl of mints for dinner!
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,573 Mprh you.
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,907 I don't think we stand a chance in this debate
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,409 because Wendy's leading the other side.
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,368 Dude, you're just saying that 'cause she's your girlfriend.
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,329 Mprm rmph rm rmph rm?
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,080 Yeah you can have a drink of water, the dispenser's over there.
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,707 Yeah, you must be thirsty after eating sixty mints!
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,500 Hey boys, how's the research coming?
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,793 Pretty good, I guess.
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,128 Do you think they should change the flag?
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,588 Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,173 Kenny ate all the mints, Dad.
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,966 Oh, those weren't mints, they were antacid tablets.
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,259 Oh.
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,927 Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,525 That was a good one!
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,277 White power! White power!
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,864 Do not change the flag, it is a symbol of white power!
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,491 White power!
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,534 Ugh, I'm sorry, Chef.
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,370 Mr. Hat is a racist son-of-a-bitch.
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,039 Don't apologize for me to that spearchucker!
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,002 Wagh!
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,254 How can you all just stand by and let these racists do this?
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,548 Well, Chef, it's freedom of speech.
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,468 We don't like it, but we can't arrest them for talking.
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,012 Should the Klan be allowed to rally on the steps of the Capitol?
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,639 Here's what some people think.
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,641 Well, I think they are racist,
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,018 but I do think freedom of speech is important.
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,562 Well I for one, believe in freedom of speech,
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,232 but then again, I think they are racists...
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,318 I believe that they are racists, but I do believe in--
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,612 Aw, to hell with all of you indecisive bastards!
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,365 On Friday, South Park Elementary will present a debate
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,534 and after the debate, there will finally be a vote.
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,286 Preliminary polls show 3 in favor of changing the flag,
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:47,165 3 against changing the flag and 4,382 undecided.
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,001 So the pressure is on those South Park kids!
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,462 Well, that's enough rallying for this afternoon, members!
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,089 Let's take a hot shower.
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,758 Hot shower! Hot shower! Hot shower!
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,552 Ned, nobody's gonna vote for our side
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,595 if it's the side those KKK members are on!
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,514 Come on, we gotta put a stop to them!
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,435 I can't believe it, all the pressure's on us.
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,812 I mean, this debate is going to actually affect the outcome of the vote!
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,814 Uh-huh.
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,400 Oh man, we've got to come up with rebuttals to the history argument.
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,569 Why don't we just talk about the swastika. - Huh?
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,571 I mean, Germany was united under the swastika, right?
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,573 But obviously, history wasn't as important
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,908 as changing their views after the war and stuff, so they changed it.
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,702 Hey, that's a pretty good point, Cartman.
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,287 Yeah!
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,372 Not bad at all, I'm gonna make that our first argument!
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,582 Cool.
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,125 Doublestuff cookies are my favorite!
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,376 Really? Mine too!
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,878 What I really like to do
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,546 is I like to take tops off of two cookies,
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,506 and then put them together and make quadruple stuffs!
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,467 Hey, that's what I always to do too!
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,469 No way! - Yeah!
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,262 Jesus, I never thought I'd have any thing in common with you, Cartman.
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,305 Me neither!
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,890 Ha-ha. - Huh.
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,224 Well, anyway, let's get back to work.
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,684 Whoa.
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,061 Weird, um, okay.
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,607 Now let's say that first we talk about the history of the flag.
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,609 We can show that the--
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,070 Sorry, go ahead.
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,947 No, you go ahead.
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,991 Mr. Hat, what do you think you're doing?
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,910 There's another Klan rally tonight.
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,620 I have to be there in fifteen minutes.
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,998 Oh no, Mr. Hat, you are not dragging me to another Klan meeting.
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,250 But they're electing a new assistant to the Grand Dragon.
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,919 I might get elected!
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,295 Well, good for you, puppet pants!
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,880 I'll have nothing to do with it!
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,423 I'm going whether you like it or not!
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,883 Oh yeah?
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,177 I'm not going Mr. Hat and that's final.
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,054 Let's just see you try and go without me!
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,224 Mr. Hat!
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,144 White power! White power! White power!
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,188 Alright, Ned, we've got to be careful.
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,648 These are mean, evil men we are dealing with.
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,608 Okay.
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,984 Dammit, Ned, doesn't that thing have a volume control?
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,110 No.
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,071 White power! White power!
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,531 Good evening, brothers!
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,741 Our first order of business tonight
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,953 is to have Brother Anderson update us on last week's minutes.
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,832 Last week we decided that we hate Blacks and Jews....a lot!
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:56,211 Alright, and now, it is time for us all to come together and...
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,712 Do our cake raffle!
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,881 Ooh! Cake raffle!
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,384 This week's winner is...
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,054 2-9-7-4.
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,557 I won! I won! I won the cake!
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,392 Good job, brother!
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,404 Cartman!
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,079 Say it will be like this forever.
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,123 Okay, it will be like this forever.
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,791 Oh, Cartman.
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,211 Agh!
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,299 Brrrrrrrr! What's wrong with me?
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,015 It's okay, get a grip, girl.
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,020 Wendy!
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,897 Wendy!
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,023 Agh!
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,941 Wendy.
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:04,070 Oh God, please don't let this be happening.
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,114 Alright brothers, listen up!
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,284 As you know, this fine city is holding a vote
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,536 on whether or not to change their flag,
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,830 but lynching minorities is history!
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,874 So what are we gonna do about it?
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,960 Let's say that if they change the flag, we'll burn down the capital!
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,129 Yeah! Yeah!
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,633 Let's say that if they change the flag, we'll never leave this town!
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,301 Yeah! Yeah!
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,346 Let's say they should change the flag!
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,097 What's that, brother?
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,766 I think we should switch sides!
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,101 Me too, that's a good idea.
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,103 Look, we have to accept the fact
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,563 that most people in the world hate us, right?
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,981 Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,733 So whatever side we're on,
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,735 is the side that's gonna lose, right?
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,528 Right. Right.
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,572 So why don't we all say that we want the flag changed.
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,824 That way, most folks will vote to keep it the way it is!
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,910 Great idea brother!
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,828 Yeah! Yeah!
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,914 Alright, it is decided!
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,083 We will officially tell everyone that we want the flag changed,
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,918 so that they will all vote against us!
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,670 Hooray!
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,004 We're smart!
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,798 That worked perfectly, Ned!
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,008 Alright, well, now that all that's out of the way,
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,136 it's time to play "Who's Got The Silliest Thing On Under Their Robe?"
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,472 Hooray! Woo-hoo!
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,069 Jesus, Ned, these guys are completely nuts.
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,487 Yup.
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,452 That is the most insane thing I've ever seen.
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,246 I can't believe those people are on our side.
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,206 I mean, is our side that crazy?
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,794 Oh, hello, Chef, big debate tomorrow, I guess.
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,214 Oh Jesus, the robes!
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,216 Chef, this isn't what it looks like! You gotta listen to us--
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,218 I ain't gonna listen to nothing!
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,221 This whole cracker-ass town can kiss my ass!
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,601 Ned, I'm startin' to think maybe history ain't worth defending sometimes.
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,815 Thanks for coming over, Bebe.
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,775 I have something to tell you. - Sure, what?
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,570 Bebe, I'm attracted to Cartman.
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,156 Aaaaaaagggghhhhhh!
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,490 I know.
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,908 Why would you tell me this?
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,535 Why would you tell anyone this?
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,870 Because I don't know what to do!
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,747 I can't concentrate and if I can't concentrate,
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,498 then I can't win the debate tomorrow!
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,084 The whole vote is dependent on me doing a good job.
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,544 Alright, look,
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,087 when two people work closely for a long time,
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,339 sometimes they feel what's called "sexual tension".
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,425 Sometimes you just have to act on the impulse and get it over with.
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,218 You mean, I should kiss him?
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,887 Kiss him and get it out of your system.
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,513 Oh God!
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,559 Well, I certainly would like to thank all the parents
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,311 for their support of our Debate Club.
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,105 I realize that many of you are torn by the issues as well,
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,524 so perhaps the children can shed some light on us!
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,526 We'll start with Wendy Testaburger,
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,821 on the "Flag Should Be Changed" team!
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,329 The, the, uh...
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:03,625 The, uh...
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,881 The first argument we, uh...
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,758 Lemme start over.
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,676 The, uh... oh God!
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,678 Could you all excuse me for a moment?
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,191 There, now, the main point we would like to make
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,485 is that often times, it is prudent to change history.
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,445 As times change, we hope to grow,
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,988 and as we grow, our rules must change,
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,241 it is a natural part of evolution, thank you.
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,622 Okay, and Kyle and Stan's team, your main point?
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,168 Our main point is that the flag shouldn't offend anyone
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,254 because killing has been around since the beginning of time.
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,880 All animals kill
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,382 and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones,
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,925 like cows and turtles and stuff.
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,426 So, people should not be so upset about killing.
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,762 Thank you.
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,932 Woah, woah, woah! You just missed the point entirely!
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,767 Huh?
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,686 I'm not mad because the flag shows somebody getting killed,
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,271 it's because it's racist!
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,148 Racist? - Racist?
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,608 Children, don't you even know what this argument is about?
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,278 That flag is racist because a black man is being hung by white people!
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,113 Ooohhhh! Ooohhhh!
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,698 Ooohhhh?
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,158 We didn't really see it that way.
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,076 But that's a black man up there!
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,787 Yeah, but the color of someone's skin doesn't matter.
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,664 Well, of course it matters when--
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,668 Oh my God, wait a minute!
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,753 You children didn't even see the flag
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,797 as a black man being hanged by white people, did you?
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,382 No. No.
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,134 Why that is...
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,845 That is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,346 What? What?
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,682 Don't you see?
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,601 All this time I thought these little crackers had turned racist,
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,936 when actually, they were so <i>not</i> racist
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,940 that they didn't even make a separation of black and white to begin with.
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,026 All they saw when they looked at that flag
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,819 was five people.
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,488 Aw!
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,990 Yeah.
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,242 I'm sorry, children, I was wrong about you.
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,328 But I still think the flag needs to be changed.
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,747 But now I realize that I almost let racism
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,082 turn me into a racist.
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,294 Yeah, you know, I suddenly found myself on the side of Klan members.
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,671 I've never had anything against Blacks, Chef.
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,340 Aw, I know you don't, Jimbo.
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,925 I've known you for almost ten years.
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,259 You're a good man.
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,094 We've been way to divisive over this, Chef.
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,222 Maybe we can come up with a compromise flag.
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,724 Something that everybody can be happy with.
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,310 I think that's a much better start than me trying to separate myself
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,647 from all you wonderful crackers!
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,732 Oh, sweet dude, I don't think we have to do this stupid debate now!
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,359 Stan?
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,239 Well, this has been an interesting week in South Park.
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,908 We've all done a lot of growing this week.
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,994 Everyone was afraid to take a stand on this issue.
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,955 But now we have learned once again
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,707 that black, white, yellow, brown or whatever, we are all just people.
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,335 And so, I am very excited to unveil
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,337 our new South Park flag!
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,093 Wait, I don't get it.
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,970 No, see, there's people of all colors.
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,763 And they added a black guy as one of the hangers too, so it's not racist.
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,181 Hooray!
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,141 I have to admit it, that is a lot nicer.
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,978 Whew! I'm sure glad that's over with! - Me too!
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,022 I can't believe how right Bebe was about feeling under pressure with somebody.
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,358 As soon as it was over, all my feelings for you just vanished!
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,860 Oh, yeah, yeah totally.
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,696 I'm totally back to normal, see ya later!
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,364 Yeah, see ya later.
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,448 "Ho", huh-huh.
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,866 Ha-ha!
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,952 Stan! Stan wait up!

00:00:08,968 --> 00:00:10,219 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,388 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,639 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,433 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:15,558 --> 00:00:16,684 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:16,809 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,479 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:22,356 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:23,399 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:28,696 ♪ [Mumbling] ♪
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00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,746 Gentlemen, I understand you are here to present both sides of an issue.
00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:38,330 I want to hear you both out,
00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,166 and do this in a civil and constructive manner,
00:00:40,291 --> 00:00:41,917 so that I can give you both the time and attention you deserve.
00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,544 Jimbo, why don't you begin?
00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,254 Mayor, it's about the South Park flag.
00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,881 Oh, Jesus Christ, not this again.
00:00:47,006 --> 00:00:49,175 We cannot change the South Park flag, Mayor!
00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,718 Mayor, as I've said before
00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:53,721 I find that flag to be racist and insensitive.
00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,598 Chef, I respect you very much.
00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,641 But you have to understand that this has <i>been</i>
00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:59,602 the South Park flag since some of our ancestors,
00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,271 like my great-grandfather, founded this land.
00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,315 That flag represents a time
00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,150 when blacks were persecuted by whites.
00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,360 How can a black man not be bothered by it?
00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:10,821 Alright, Chef, I'll have my assistants hold up the flag,
00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:13,574 and you tell me what exactly you find racist about it.
00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,789 You don't see anything wrong with that flag!
00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,874 Chef, what about the baseball team the Cleveland Indians, huh?
00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,876 Should they change their name because it's racist?
00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,002 Yeah.
00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,837 No, because it's their history!
00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:29,215 Look, I have gone through every quiet protest I could.
00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:31,258 I've written everyone, I've put up signs.
00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:35,513 But now I'm telling you, this flag will be changed!
00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,932 And I'm telling you it won't!
00:01:38,057 --> 00:01:39,141 Oh boy.
00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,228 Okay, children, in Mr. Garrison's absence,
00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:45,064 I would like to turn the class's attention to current issues.
00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,233 Some people think the South Park flag should be changed,
00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:50,027 while others believe that changing the flag is wrong.
00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,363 I think this is a perfect subject for your Debate Club!
00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,615 [all] Aw!
00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,450 I see that you've already had a lot of interesting debates this year...
00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:59,370 Pro-Choice vs. Cartman, Pro-Gun Control vs. Cartman,
00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:02,706 and People Against the Clubbing of Baby Seals vs. Cartman.
00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:05,209 And apparently, the winner of all your debates so far
00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,544 has been-- Cartman.
00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:07,545 Thaaaaat's right!
00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,505 Cartman doesn't always win!
00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,215 He just gets pissed off and goes home, so we can't debate any more!
00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:12,883 Yeah! Yeah!
00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,343 Nu-uh, I'm just a better debater than you guys!
00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,011 You don't even know what you're debating about half the time!
00:02:16,137 --> 00:02:17,680 Yes, I do! - No, you don't!
00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,432 Oh yeah? Well, screw you guys, I'm going home!
00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:23,936 Told ya.
00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,188 Alright, children, well unlike Mr. Garrison,
00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:29,150 I want you all to go out and research this debate <i>before</i> we pick teams.
00:02:29,275 --> 00:02:31,569 Tomorrow you will need to choose which side
00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,571 of this poignant debate you are on.
00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:36,907 This is about history, kids!
00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,659 If you don't have respect for your past,
00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:40,578 then you can never expect to-bird!
00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,874 Then you can never expect to have a future.
00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,751 Nowadays, everyone wants to change mascots and flags
00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:49,670 because they're not "politically correct."
00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:50,963 But where does it end?
00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:52,715 I mean, people are gonna start saying
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,466 that the Denver Broncos are offensive to horses!
00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,051 And then we'll have to-- squirrel!
00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,805 And then we'll have to change everything
00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,016 and pretty soon, all our history will be forgotten.
00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,560 But to <i>really</i> understand the South Park flag's importance,
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,437 you need to know about South Park's history.
00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,063 Ned here is a big history buff,
00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,691 and he can tell you the whole story, Ned?
00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:14,445 In 1867, 14 pioneers from the East Coast
00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,197 travelled across the plains--
00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:17,615 Uh, that's okay dude, I think we got it.
00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:18,824 Yeah, we got it.
00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,034 You sure? - Yep.
00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,702 You boys go make me proud now,
00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,120 and win that debate-- Chris Peterson!
00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,581 Aaaghgh!
00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,291 Aw, dammit, we missed him again!
00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:28,584 Sign up to join me
00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,252 as I march into the mayor's office
00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,087 in protest of the South Park flag!
00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,965 You see that children? Nobody wants to get involved.
00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,426 Randy, sign up to march with me
00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,303 against the South Park flag on Wednesday?
00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,306 Ooh, look, Chef, you know I'm not a racist, but, ah...
00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,517 I just don't really feel strongly one way or the other about the flag.
00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,561 Well, alright, Marsh, you're entitled to your own opinion.
00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,313 That's how it is in this town.
00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,273 I haven't gotten one signature on this damn sheet
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,566 and I've been here all day!
00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,693 We'll march with you, Chef.
00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,779 That's nice, but I need the support of some registered voters!
00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,989 Hey Mackey, sign up to march on Wednesday?
00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,242 Ooh, Wednesday? Wednesday's tough.
00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:03,786 I guess maybe I could do something Thursday afternoon.
00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,537 Alright, fudge it, Thursday!
00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,414 Anyone else wanna go Thursday?
00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:08,874 Thursday's no good, we've got choir council.
00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:10,501 Oh yeah. - What about next Sunday?
00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:11,961 Fine! Next Sunday!
00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,420 You mean during the ball game?
00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:14,755 Yeah, we can't do Sunday.
00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,298 Monday?
00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,633 Ooh, I can't do Monday. - I could do Tuesday.
00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,551 Yeah, Tuesday morning's good.
00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,971 You know what would be better for me is Saturday afternoon.
00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,847 Saturday is perfect for me!
00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:25,683 Yeah, how about Saturday at 11:30?
00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,810 Yeah. - Okay. - Sounds good.
00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,520 Yeah, I think that's the best day.
00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,814 Okay, on Saturday we march!
00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,691 Ooh, march? What are we marching for?
00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,317 To bring down the South Park flag!
00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,819 Oooh!
00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,613 See you later. - Marching's not for me.
00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:43,325 Well, I've counted all your secret ballots, children,
00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,953 and it looks like about half of you think the flag should stay,
00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,372 and half think the flag should be changed.
00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,333 How could any of you think that flag should stay the way it is!
00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,793 Save it for the debate, Wendy!
00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,753 Now, I'm going to assign the debate leaders.
00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:57,131 Who wants to lead the "Flag Should Stay The Way It Is" team?
00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,757 Me, me! Me, me!
00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,926 Stan, how could you be so insensitive?
00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,469 What, dude? I don't see anything wrong with that flag.
00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,305 Yeah, me neither!
00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:05,931 Alright Stan and Kyle, you can both be the team leaders
00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:08,225 for the "Flag Should Stay The Way It Is" team.
00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,979 Now who wants to lead for the "Flag Should Be Changed" team?
00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,397 Heh-heh-heh.
00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,816 Okay, Wendy and Eric can team up.
00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,526 No! - Heh-heh-heh.
00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:18,777 Alright children, do your homework
00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,988 and let's get ready for a great debate!
00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:25,451 Hello, Chef! Hello, Chef!
00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:26,827 My name isn't "Chef" anymore, children.
00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,912 I've converted to Islam. - Islam?
00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:32,416 From now on my name is "Abdul Mohammed Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali".
00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,210 With everyone in town being so insensitive about the flag,
00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,880 I find it no longer fitting to use my slave name!
00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,757 Well, we need help with our Debate Club.
00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,300 We have to explain why we think the flag should not be changed.
00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,052 You what?
00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,720 You don't think they should change the flag?
00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,680 Not really. - Yeah, we don't see what the big deal is.
00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,098 Well that figures you don't.
00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,933 Because your cracker-ass parents
00:05:50,059 --> 00:05:52,603 turned you into little cracker-ass cracker-racists!
00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:55,314 I never thought I'd live to see this many of the people I considered friends
00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:57,107 turn against me!
00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,484 But Chef, we don't know what you're talking about-
00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,444 But nothin'! But my ass!
00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,613 Fix your own damn food!
00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,285 Okay, now, in order for us to win the debate to change the South Park flag,
00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,162 we will need to do a lot of research.
00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,872 Now, my plan is to divide up into three research teams.
00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,540 We will present our argument based on-
00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:14,917 It's okay, I'm here!
00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,336 Nice of you to show up.
00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,380 We were just discussing how we should state our case.
00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:20,756 Yes, this is a difficult case.
00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,216 In order to win the debate
00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,842 we'll need to attack Stan and Kyle's credibility.
00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,511 What?
00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,721 That's how you win these things!
00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,015 Butters, take some kids and go dig up whatever dirt you can on Kyle's past.
00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:31,475 I'm talking "boobie" magazines, whatever.
00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,893 Wu-okay!
00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,561 The rest of you, get us the goods on Stan.
00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,146 His mom grounded him once for setting something on fire,
00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,648 let's find out what that something was--
00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:38,816 and then lie and say it was a puppy!
00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:39,983 Right!
00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:41,693 Mmm!
00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:44,238 Cartman, we can't just attack Stan and Kyle's credibility!
00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,490 We need to present our side of the debate!
00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,325 You're right, we'll need to look like we've prepared a case too,
00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,868 so that they look all the weaker, good plan.
00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,537 So... What's the issue again?
00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:52,913 The South Park flag!
00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,165 Interesting... And what side are we on?
00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,667 Aaaghgh!
00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,710 Whoa, calm down, ho!
00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,921 Tom, I'm standing out front of the South Park mayor's office,
00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:03,006 where both sides of this debate have gathered.
00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:04,550 Change the flag!
00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:05,759 Don't change history!
00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,886 Oh brother, what now?
00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,806 Earlier today, the South Park townspeople voiced their opinions...
00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,683 Well, I think that the flag is racist.
00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:15,060 But then again, it is a part of our history.
00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,646 Well, I guess the flag is a part of history,
00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,857 but I can see how it is racist.
00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,359 I think it is history,
00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,778 I think it is racist.
00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,364 Well, one thing's for sure, tensions are high
00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:30,367 and pressure is mounting on the South Park mayor to do something.
00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:36,832 In the 1960s, there was a monk who set himself on fire to protest!
00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,084 You have left me no choice!
00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,628 To protest your lack of humanity,
00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,839 I will now do the same thing!
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,178 [screaming]
00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,180 White power! White power! White power!
00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,307 What's this?
00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,684 Ah, Tom it looks as if the KKK has shown up to voice their opinion!
00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,729 Hello, brother, we are here to support your noble cause!
00:07:58,854 --> 00:08:01,565 Huh? Hey now... We don't want your support.
00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,400 We're not racists, this is about history.
00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,486 Yeah!
00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,863 Well, whether you want our support or not, we're on your side!
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,114 [chanting] White power!
00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:09,823 White power!
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,825 White power!
00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,621 Mr. Garrison, you're a Klan member?
00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:17,456 No, no, but Mr. Hat is.
00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,583 White power! White power!
00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,960 Ugh, you're such a racist bastard, Mr. Hat!
00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,504 White power!
00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:24,588 Change the flag!
00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:25,756 Don't change history!
00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,424 Oh Jesus, what a mess.
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:35,182 Chef, we realize that you find the South Park flag racist,
00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,100 and we certainly understand your case.
00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,353 We have been working diligently on this problem,
00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:41,939 put in a lot of hours and we have finally altered the flag
00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,066 in a way that we think will make you very happy.
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,234 Gentlemen?
00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,196 There, is that better?
00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,906 No, dammit!
00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,699 No, but look, he's got a little smile now.
00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,745 See? He's happy, much better, don't you think?
00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,707 Well, some people just won't work with you at all!
00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,459 This is getting out of hand,
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,962 how do I absolve myself of any responsibility with this?
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,297 Mayor, the South Park Elementary children
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,133 are discussing the flag issue in their Debate Club on Friday.
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,053 We could use the debate as an excuse to hold a vote on the issue.
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,221 Yes, of course!
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:15,764 Let the children be responsible!
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,308 Everybody loves children! Tell the press!
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,144 South Park Elementary will be holding a vote on Friday!
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,273 This might come in handy.
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,816 It says here that recently a case was brought before
00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,442 the South Carolina courts about their flag.
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:28,610 I warn you, Bog Monster.
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,529 Do not mock Captain Candycorn!
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,948 Oh yeah? How'd you like I should kick you in the nuts?
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,450 If we could show a parallel between the South Carolina case...
00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,077 Oomf! Oh yeah? I'll kick you in the nuts!
00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,912 Oomf! I'll kick you in the nuts!
00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,163 I'll kick you in the nuts!
00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,707 Cartman, why don't you just go home?
00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,001 You aren't helping any! - You won't let me help!
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,003 That's because you're stupid and you're a racist.
00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,921 Touche, but dude, you might as well let me help you,
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,506 we're in this together.
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,216 I mean, just tell me what to do and I'll do it.
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,053 Wendy, let Cartman help, seriously.
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:58,890 Wendy, seriously, the Bog Monster speaketh.
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,019 Okay, so since my dad's a lawyer,
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,937 he says we can use any of his books we want, who wants to read them?
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,273 Come on you guys, we all have to work on this!
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,400 Kenny, how many of my dad's mints are you gonna eat, Jesus?
00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,651 Mph rmph rm rmph rm!
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,653 I know your family's poor,
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,030 but you can't just eat an entire bowl of mints for dinner!
00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,573 Mprh you.
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,907 I don't think we stand a chance in this debate
00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,409 because Wendy's leading the other side.
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,368 Dude, you're just saying that 'cause she's your girlfriend.
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,329 Mprm rmph rm rmph rm?
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,080 Yeah you can have a drink of water, the dispenser's over there.
00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,707 Yeah, you must be thirsty after eating sixty mints!
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,500 Hey boys, how's the research coming?
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,793 Pretty good, I guess.
00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,128 Do you think they should change the flag?
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:29,588 Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,173 Kenny ate all the mints, Dad.
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,966 Oh, those weren't mints, they were antacid tablets.
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,259 Oh.
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,927 Kenny! Kenny! Kenny!
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,525 That was a good one!
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,277 White power! White power!
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,864 Do not change the flag, it is a symbol of white power!
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,491 White power!
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,534 Ugh, I'm sorry, Chef.
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,370 Mr. Hat is a racist son-of-a-bitch.
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,039 Don't apologize for me to that spearchucker!
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,165 [gasp]
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,002 Wagh!
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,254 How can you all just stand by and let these racists do this?
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,548 Well, Chef, it's freedom of speech.
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,468 We don't like it, but we can't arrest them for talking.
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,012 Should the Klan be allowed to rally on the steps of the Capitol?
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,639 Here's what some people think.
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,641 Well, I think they are racist,
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:25,018 but I do think freedom of speech is important.
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,562 Well I for one, believe in freedom of speech,
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,232 but then again, I think they are racists...
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,318 I believe that they are racists, but I do believe in--
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,612 Aw, to hell with all of you indecisive bastards!
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,365 On Friday, South Park Elementary will present a debate
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,534 and after the debate, there will finally be a vote.
00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:43,286 Preliminary polls show 3 in favor of changing the flag,
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:47,165 3 against changing the flag and 4,382 undecided.
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,001 So the pressure is on those South Park kids!
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,462 Well, that's enough rallying for this afternoon, members!
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,089 Let's take a hot shower.
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,758 Hot shower! Hot shower! Hot shower!
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,552 Ned, nobody's gonna vote for our side
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,595 if it's the side those KKK members are on!
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:02,514 Come on, we gotta put a stop to them!
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,435 I can't believe it, all the pressure's on us.
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,812 I mean, this debate is going to actually affect the outcome of the vote!
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,814 Uh-huh.
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,400 Oh man, we've got to come up with rebuttals to the history argument.
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,569 Why don't we just talk about the swastika. - Huh?
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,571 I mean, Germany was united under the swastika, right?
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,573 But obviously, history wasn't as important
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,908 as changing their views after the war and stuff, so they changed it.
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,702 Hey, that's a pretty good point, Cartman.
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,287 Yeah!
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,372 Not bad at all, I'm gonna make that our first argument!
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,582 Cool.
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,125 Doublestuff cookies are my favorite!
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,376 Really? Mine too!
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,878 What I really like to do
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,546 is I like to take tops off of two cookies,
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,506 and then put them together and make quadruple stuffs!
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,467 Hey, that's what I always to do too!
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,469 No way! - Yeah!
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:42,262 Jesus, I never thought I'd have any thing in common with you, Cartman.
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,305 Me neither!
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,890 Ha-ha. - Huh.
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,224 Well, anyway, let's get back to work.
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:47,684 Whoa.
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,061 Weird, um, okay.
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,607 Now let's say that first we talk about the history of the flag.
00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,609 We can show that the--
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,070 Sorry, go ahead.
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,947 No, you go ahead.
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,991 Mr. Hat, what do you think you're doing?
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,910 There's another Klan rally tonight.
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,620 I have to be there in fifteen minutes.
00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,998 Oh no, Mr. Hat, you are not dragging me to another Klan meeting.
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,250 But they're electing a new assistant to the Grand Dragon.
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,919 I might get elected!
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,295 Well, good for you, puppet pants!
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,880 I'll have nothing to do with it!
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,423 I'm going whether you like it or not!
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,883 Oh yeah?
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,177 I'm not going Mr. Hat and that's final.
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,054 Let's just see you try and go without me!
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,224 Mr. Hat!
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:31,144 White power! White power! White power!
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:33,188 Alright, Ned, we've got to be careful.
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,648 These are mean, evil men we are dealing with.
00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,608 Okay.
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,984 Dammit, Ned, doesn't that thing have a volume control?
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,110 No.
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,071 White power! White power!
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,531 Good evening, brothers!
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,741 Our first order of business tonight
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,953 is to have Brother Anderson update us on last week's minutes.
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,832 Last week we decided that we hate Blacks and Jews....a lot!
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:56,211 Alright, and now, it is time for us all to come together and...
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,712 Do our cake raffle!
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,881 Ooh! Cake raffle!
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,384 This week's winner is...
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:06,054 2-9-7-4.
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,557 I won! I won! I won the cake!
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,392 Good job, brother!
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:22,404 Cartman!
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,079 Say it will be like this forever.
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,123 Okay, it will be like this forever.
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,791 Oh, Cartman.
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,211 Agh!
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,299 Brrrrrrrr! What's wrong with me?
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,015 It's okay, get a grip, girl.
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,020 Wendy!
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,897 Wendy!
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,023 Agh!
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,941 Wendy.
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:04,070 Oh God, please don't let this be happening.
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,114 Alright brothers, listen up!
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,284 As you know, this fine city is holding a vote
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,536 on whether or not to change their flag,
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,830 but lynching minorities is history!
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,874 So what are we gonna do about it?
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,960 Let's say that if they change the flag, we'll burn down the capital!
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,129 Yeah! Yeah!
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,633 Let's say that if they change the flag, we'll never leave this town!
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,301 Yeah! Yeah!
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,346 Let's say they should change the flag!
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,097 What's that, brother?
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,766 I think we should switch sides!
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,101 [voice box] Me too, that's a good idea.
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,103 Look, we have to accept the fact
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,563 that most people in the world hate us, right?
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,981 Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,733 So whatever side we're on,
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,735 is the side that's gonna lose, right?
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,528 Right. Right.
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:47,572 So why don't we all say that we want the flag changed.
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,824 That way, most folks will vote to keep it the way it is!
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,910 Great idea brother!
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,828 Yeah! Yeah!
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,914 Alright, it is decided!
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,083 We will officially tell everyone that we want the flag changed,
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,918 so that they will all vote against us!
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,670 Hooray!
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,004 We're smart!
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,798 That worked perfectly, Ned!
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,008 Alright, well, now that all that's out of the way,
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,136 it's time to play "Who's Got The Silliest Thing On Under Their Robe?"
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,472 Hooray! Woo-hoo!
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,069 Jesus, Ned, these guys are completely nuts.
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,487 Yup.
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,452 That is the most insane thing I've ever seen.
00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,246 I can't believe those people are on our side.
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,206 I mean, is our side that crazy?
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,794 Oh, hello, Chef, big debate tomorrow, I guess.
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,214 Oh Jesus, the robes!
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,216 Chef, this isn't what it looks like! You gotta listen to us--
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,218 I ain't gonna listen to nothing!
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,221 This whole cracker-ass town can kiss my ass!
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,601 Ned, I'm startin' to think maybe history ain't worth defending sometimes.
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,815 Thanks for coming over, Bebe.
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,775 I have something to tell you. - Sure, what?
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,570 Bebe, I'm attracted to Cartman.
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,156 Aaaaaaagggghhhhhh!
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,490 I know.
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,908 Why would you tell me this?
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,535 Why would you tell anyone this?
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,870 Because I don't know what to do!
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,747 I can't concentrate and if I can't concentrate,
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,498 then I can't win the debate tomorrow!
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,084 The whole vote is dependent on me doing a good job.
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,544 Alright, look,
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,087 when two people work closely for a long time,
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,339 sometimes they feel what's called "sexual tension".
00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:30,425 Sometimes you just have to act on the impulse and get it over with.
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,218 You mean, I should kiss him?
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,887 Kiss him and get it out of your system.
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,513 Oh God!
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,559 Well, I certainly would like to thank all the parents
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,311 for their support of our Debate Club.
00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,105 I realize that many of you are torn by the issues as well,
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,524 so perhaps the children can shed some light on us!
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,526 We'll start with Wendy Testaburger,
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,821 on the "Flag Should Be Changed" team!
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,329 The, the, uh...
00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:03,625 The, uh...
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,881 The first argument we, uh...
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,758 Lemme start over.
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,676 The, uh... oh God!
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,678 Could you all excuse me for a moment?
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,191 There, now, the main point we would like to make
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,485 is that often times, it is prudent to change history.
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,445 As times change, we hope to grow,
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,988 and as we grow, our rules must change,
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,241 it is a natural part of evolution, thank you.
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,622 Okay, and Kyle and Stan's team, your main point?
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,168 Our main point is that the flag shouldn't offend anyone
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,254 because killing has been around since the beginning of time.
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,880 All animals kill
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,382 and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones,
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:53,925 like cows and turtles and stuff.
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,426 So, people should not be so upset about killing.
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,762 Thank you.
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,932 Woah, woah, woah! You just missed the point entirely!
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,767 Huh?
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,686 I'm not mad because the flag shows somebody getting killed,
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,271 it's because it's racist!
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,148 Racist? - Racist?
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,608 Children, don't you even know what this argument is about?
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,278 That flag is racist because a black man is being hung by white people!
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,113 Ooohhhh! Ooohhhh!
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,698 Ooohhhh?
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,158 We didn't really see it that way.
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,076 But that's a black man up there!
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,787 Yeah, but the color of someone's skin doesn't matter.
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,664 Well, of course it matters when--
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,668 Oh my God, wait a minute!
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,753 You children didn't even see the flag
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,797 as a black man being hanged by white people, did you?
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,382 No. No.
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,134 Why that is...
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,845 That is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,346 What? What?
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,682 Don't you see?
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,601 All this time I thought these little crackers had turned racist,
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,936 when actually, they were so <i>not</i> racist
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,940 that they didn't even make a separation of black and white to begin with.
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,026 All they saw when they looked at that flag
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,819 was five people.
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,488 Aw!
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:58,990 Yeah.
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,242 I'm sorry, children, I was wrong about you.
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,328 But I still think the flag needs to be changed.
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,747 But now I realize that I almost let racism
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,082 turn me into a racist.
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,294 Yeah, you know, I suddenly found myself on the side of Klan members.
00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,671 I've never had anything against Blacks, Chef.
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,340 Aw, I know you don't, Jimbo.
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:16,925 I've known you for almost ten years.
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,259 You're a good man.
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,094 We've been way to divisive over this, Chef.
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,222 Maybe we can come up with a compromise flag.
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,724 Something that everybody can be happy with.
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:27,310 I think that's a much better start than me trying to separate myself
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,647 from all you wonderful crackers!
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,732 Oh, sweet dude, I don't think we have to do this stupid debate now!
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,359 Stan?
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,239 Well, this has been an interesting week in South Park.
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,908 We've all done a lot of growing this week.
00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:44,994 Everyone was afraid to take a stand on this issue.
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,955 But now we have learned once again
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,707 that black, white, yellow, brown or whatever, we are all just people.
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,335 And so, I am very excited to unveil
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,337 our new South Park flag!
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,093 Wait, I don't get it.
00:21:00,218 --> 00:21:01,970 No, see, there's people of all colors.
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,763 And they added a black guy as one of the hangers too, so it's not racist.
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,181 Hooray!
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,141 I have to admit it, that is a lot nicer.
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,978 Whew! I'm sure glad that's over with! - Me too!
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:13,022 I can't believe how right Bebe was about feeling under pressure with somebody.
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,358 As soon as it was over, all my feelings for you just vanished!
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,860 Oh, yeah, yeah totally.
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:19,696 I'm totally back to normal, see ya later!
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,364 Yeah, see ya later.
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,448 "Ho", huh-huh.
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,866 Ha-ha!
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,952 Stan! Stan wait up!
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,374 [sigh]

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Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 4

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 5

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 6

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 7

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 8

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 9

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 10

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 11

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 12

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 13

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 14

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 15

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 16

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 17

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 18

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 19

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 20

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 21

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 22

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 23

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 24

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 25

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 26

Шеф теряет терпение — скриншот 27