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Пятерняшки 2000
Quintuplets 2000
Сезон: 04Серия: 04
Описание
Друзья пытаются спрятать выступающих в цирке румынских пятерняшек-гимнасток от правительства, чтобы им не пришлось покинуть страну. Кенни едет в Европу, где становится профессиональным оперным певцом.
Субтитры
- 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,428 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,346 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,140 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,020 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:20,896 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:22,356 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:23,774 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,609 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,489 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:31,907 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:35,703 Okay, is everyone ready to go?
- 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:37,204 Oh, I'm so excited.
- 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,040 I've always wanted to see "Cirque du Cheville".
- 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,875 Me too, we were lucky to get tickets.
- 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,877 Come on boys, we're gonna be late!
- 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:44,712 Oh, don't they look precious!
- 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,672 Why do we have to dress up?
- 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,549 Isn't this just a circus with elephants and lions and stupid clowns?
- 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,885 No Stanley, Cirque du Cheville is French-Canadian.
- 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,803 They get acrobats and singers from all over the world
- 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,180 and do very artistic things.
- 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:55,514 Ahh...!
- 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,183 Why the hell do you wanna take these boys
- 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,268 to see that "fufu" French theater crap?!
- 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,936 You're gonna turn them into "poofters."
- 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:02,938 Dad, Stanley needs to see the arts.
- 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,982 Well, he, doesn't need to see a bunch of frogs
- 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,776 prance around in tights and makeup
- 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:08,903 wrapping their peckers around each other's faces!
- 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,821 Come on everybody, let's go.
- 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,740 Close your eyes and cover your ears, Billy!
- 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,034 Remember, you're a man!
- 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:19,580 Oh, this is so exciting.
- 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,707 Oh, look at the funny clown, Stanley.
- 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:22,792 Where?
- 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,252 Oh, no.
- 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,258 Ah, very funny, thank you, goodbye.
- 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,179 No thank you.
- 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,973 Go away, please.
- 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,683 He doesn't want your dumb-ass umbrella, clown, beat it!
- 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:41,185 Ow!
- 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:48,067 You didn't know that was gonna happen, did you, Stanley?
- 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,194 Oh God, that was so funny.
- 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:54,532 Oh man, somebody stop my guts from bursting out of my sides.
- 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,702 Ladies and gentlemen, please no smoking
- 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,288 and no flash photography during <i>Cirque du Cheville.</i>
- 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,332 Cirque du Che-blehh.
- 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,092 Ooh-ho, we've reached fagtrack and Bob, Captain.
- 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,885 Eric, shh!
- 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,013 How long does this thing last?
- 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:19,723 Two hours.
- 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:20,975 Awww! Awww!
- 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:55,968 Ooh, these are the contorting quintuplets from Romania.
- 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,140 Woo hoo!
- 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,809 What, what-another gay guy in feathers?
- 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,980 Wow!
- 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,070 Damn, dude!
- 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,618 Oh, yay!
- 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,954 Oh, that was wonderful.
- 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,290 Yes, too bad that was their last show or I'd go see it again.
- 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,250 Those contorting Romanian chicks ruled.
- 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,002 Yeah, especially that second one from the left,
- 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,545 she was fine.
- 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,254 Cartman, what the hell you're talking about?
- 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,048 They're identical!
- 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,299 Not that second one from the left, she had it going on!
- 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,051 Don't forget to buy your souvenirs, folks.
- 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,056 Damn, dude, you see how much money this place is raking in?
- 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,891 Yeah, I could prance around in tights and sing opera too
- 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,476 for that kind of cash.
- 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,269 Hey, we should start our own Cirque du Cheville.
- 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,563 Yeah, this one's moving out of town, so we could take over.
- 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,232 Let's go practice.
- 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:53,484 Hurry up, girls.
- 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,069 We must bundle up against the cold.
- 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,820 Did we do good final show, Grandmama?
- 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:58,530 Very good, my girls.
- 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,282 I only wish it weren't your last show.
- 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,076 I love this country so very much.
- 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,870 Mrs. Vladchik, it is time.
- 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,872 It is time to return to Romania.
- 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,791 Yes, yes, of course.
- 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:13,337 Just give me one second to finish getting them ready.
- 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:19,343 This way, girls, quickly.
- 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:23,472 Why are we going out the window, Grandmama?
- 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,349 Your mother did not want you to grow up in Romania.
- 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,769 This is our only chance.
- 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,821 Mrs. Vladchik?
- 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,912 They're trying to defect!
- 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,208 We need a boat.
- 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,502 Where to, mack?
- 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,962 Follow that boat.
- 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:04,972 Ow!
- 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,473 Heh-heh, heh-he...
- 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,933 Ahhh!
- 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,143 Dude, this isn't working.
- 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,185 It's Kenny's singing.
- 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:11,520 Huh?
- 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,604 Yeah, Kenny, you have to sing better.
- 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:13,897 I'm singing as good as I can!
- 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,274 Well, it's not good enough, Kenny.
- 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,192 You have to get better, try again!
- 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,112 Aha, I knew it.
- 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,280 They turned you into poofters.
- 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:26,493 There's nowhere to go, Mrs. Vladchik, pull over!
- 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,249 Okay, girls,
- 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,634 Did we do good, Grandmama?
- 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,387 Very good, Gracas.
- 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,141 I'm tired, Grandpa.
- 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,768 No, Billy, you're gonna stay here and watch more "Macgyver."
- 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,437 We're gotta get all the Frenchy-fu fag nasties outta ya.
- 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,190 Who the hell would be ringing the doorbell
- 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,608 this time of night?
- 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,109 I don't know...
- 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,819 Whoa!
- 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,406 We are very sorry to disturb you.
- 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,658 My granddaughters are cold and tired.
- 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:09,870 Is there any possibility we could pay you for a place to sleep?
- 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,205 You're from Cirque du Cheville.
- 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,457 Yes, we... missed our train.
- 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,834 If we could shelter here, it would only be for one night.
- 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,544 Well...
- 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,046 Well, of course you can, come in out of the snow.
- 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,382 Oh, thank you so much!
- 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:22,966 There's some spare bedrooms upstairs, Mrs...
- 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,385 Vladchik.
- 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,179 That grandma's not a bad piece of ass.
- 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,806 Eww, Dad, not in front of Stanley.
- 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:31,141 Well, it's good for him.
- 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:43,529 Hello and welcome to "Singing Like Bocelli For Dummies".
- 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:44,863 Lesson one:
- 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,828 Lesson two:
- 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,625 Good.
- 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,254 And now we'll do the entire piece <i>Conte Partiro.</i>
- 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,589 Conte Partiro?
- 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:28,532 Got everything you need there, do you?
- 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:31,493 Yes, you've all been so kind to my little granddaughters.
- 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,954 They're quite agile little things, aren't they?
- 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,081 Yes, as I was back in my day.
- 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,624 I was a contortionist too.
- 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,585 You don't say?
- 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,295 Yes.
- 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:45,966 You... remember any of that stuff, do ya?
- 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:03,609 Oh... man.
- 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,821 Ohhh...
- 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,202 And now lesson four, the complete works of Mozart.
- 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,244 Let's begin.
- 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,871 Gah!
- 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:21,460 What should we do, Randy?
- 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,420 I like these Romanians, fine,
- 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,507 but I hope that old woman isn't planning on staying here much longer.
- 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,842 Yeah, it's 11:00 and she's still sleeping.
- 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,469 Poor, dear, must be tired.
- 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,095 You're damn right she's tired.
- 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,972 Huh?
- 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,057 Oh nothin', she's just gonna have a little trouble
- 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,475 walkin' today is all.
- 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,143 Hurry up, you guys.
- 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,311 What's going on?
- 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,062 Dude, you're not gonna believe this.
- 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,271 What?
- 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,523 Hello. - Hello.
- 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,941 Hi. - Hello.
- 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,859 No way, the bitches from Cirque du Che-blah!
- 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,486 Yeah, they're quintuplets from Romania.
- 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,154 What's a quintuplet?
- 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,199 We are twins, except there are five of us instead of two.
- 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,159 But, there's only four of you.
- 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,953 No no, Natalia is just playing mirror buddies with Nadia.
- 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,080 Hello!
- 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,540 So, if you're identical, does that mean you all think alike?
- 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:00,999 No, don't be ridiculous!
- 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,043 Will you guys be in our Cirque du Cheville?
- 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,003 You have your own?
- 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,004 Kenny has to get better at singing first.
- 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,506 Hey!
- 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,507 But, as soon as he starts singing better,
- 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:09,216 we're all gonna make bank!
- 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,592 Okay. - Sounds good.
- 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,718 Count me in. - Okay.
- 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,470 Oh, and me.
- 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,972 Alright!
- 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:15,931 Alright, we've gotta figure out what to do.
- 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,349 I'm gonna go wake her up.
- 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:21,395 Hello, Mrs... Mrs. Old Romanian Woman...
- 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,022 Ma'am?
- 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,034 A little tuckered, is she?
- 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,160 No, Dad.
- 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,745 A little cottony in the crotch?
- 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,372 No Dad, she's dead!
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,248 What?
- 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,709 Oh, dear Jesus!
- 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,335 It looks like she had a heart attack.
- 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,921 No wonder she didn't say goodnight.
- 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,798 Eww!
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,174 Okay, hold it, hold it.
- 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,884 Ow!
- 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,762 I don't know how to tell them, you tell them.
- 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,140 Uh, girls, we have some bad news.
- 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,850 What?
- 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:04,771 Umm... Everyone who has a grandma, step forward.
- 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,441 Uh, not so fast girls.
- 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,696 Randy!
- 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:15,657 Grandmama is dead?
- 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,701 What are we going to do now?
- 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,245 Hey guys, come here.
- 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,873 This is totally awesome.
- 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,124 What?
- 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,417 How can you say that?
- 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,418 Because now we can convince them to stay here
- 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,253 and now our circus will kick ass.
- 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,213 Oh yeah!
- 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:31,757 Mom, Dad, can the quints stay with us, please, can they?
- 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,508 Well, Stanley, it's not really--
- 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,885 They have nowhere else to go, please!
- 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,346 Well, for the time being, I, I mean...
- 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,014 Of course they can stay.
- 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,058 Hooray!
- 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:44,311 Tom, I'm standing at the home in South Park
- 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,981 where five precious little girls have been rescued from Romania.
- 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,983 Their mother passed away some months ago
- 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,861 and then their grandmother died trying to bring them here.
- 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,571 But all is well now and people are coming
- 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,240 from all over the country to view the little tykes.
- 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,034 If you'd like to come down and see the quintuplets
- 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,952 admission is only five dollars.
- 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,121 And for a few dollars more, you can feed them fish sticks.
- 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,581 Mmm!
- 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,291 Tom, it looks like these cute little girls
- 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,628 have made it out of that armpit of a country they call Romania.
- 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:14,216 Yes, luckily for them, these quintuplets no longer
- 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,177 have to live in Romania, the asshole of the world.
- 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,011 Back to you, Tom.
- 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,471 This is not good.
- 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,556 It makes our country look poor and stupid.
- 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,225 This could kill our tourism.
- 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,103 You know what to do.
- 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:30,107 Alright, Kenny, let's start with some warm-up exercises.
- 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,572 Well, what do you think?
- 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,907 Can you help him become a better singer?
- 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,534 Well, he's got potential.
- 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,327 Depends on how good he wants to be.
- 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,912 Very, very good!
- 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,789 Well, if you want to be a <i>real</i> singer
- 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,749 you need to go to a conservatory in Europe,
- 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,000 there's just no other alternative.
- 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,001 Europe?
- 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,878 We can't afford that.
- 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,422 Well, then I'm afraid your son will always be a hack.
- 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,881 Nnn...
- 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,092 Well, Kenny, if it means that much to you,
- 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,970 maybe we can bus it to Europe and you can sing on the way to make money.
- 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,680 Yeah!
- 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,057 Randy, Randy, you better have a look at this.
- 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,476 What?
- 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,103 ...Until the U.S. government received this video
- 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,522 which was sent from Romania just hours ago.
- 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,607 Hello, this is Romanian father.
- 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,652 I am desperate to have my girls returned to me in Romania.
- 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,653 Uh-oh.
- 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,071 That's your dad?
- 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,573 Maybe.
- 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,199 We haven't seen papa for more than five years.
- 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,409 How I miss them all--
- 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,035 little Nada--
- 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,078 Nadia!
- 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,455 Nadia, my sweet Barsca.
- 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,206 Bartonia!
- 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,584 Bartonia-anyway, my heart is aching for their return.
- 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,420 I know the American government will do us right, thank you.
- 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:37,132 Oh no, dude, if he they get sent back to Romania,
- 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,592 we'll never get our Cirque du Cheville going!
- 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,677 Mom, Dad, you're not gonna send them back, are you?
- 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,346 Well, I think we... have to.
- 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,556 Don't we?
- 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,266 I don't know.
- 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,642 You don't wanna go back to stinky Romania, do you?
- 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,894 It sucks there!
- 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,520 Yeah, America is so much cooler.
- 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,397 In Romania they just oppress you and try to bring you down.
- 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,858 We'll have to call the police and see what they want us to do.
- 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,818 Damn, we might be screwed.
- 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,987 No, we've just gotta convince these chicks that America kicks the ass
- 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,113 out of every other country.
- 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:00,947 Come on!
- 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,920 You see in America, we have log rides...
- 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,843 Bacon double cheeseburgers!
- 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,267 Sheep shearing contests.
- 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,936 Yeah, woo hoo!
- 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,192 And shopping malls!
- 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,819 Yay!
- 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,989 Woo hoo!
- 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,951 Mrs. Janet Reno,
- 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,495 you must understand the father has right to his children.
- 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,997 Yes, but the girls seem to wanna stay here.
- 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,124 Why don't you all stay here in America
- 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,501 and this whole thing can go away?
- 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,460 Okay.
- 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,337 Our home is Romania.
- 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,463 We love it there!
- 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,507 Ah, yes, we love it there.
- 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,884 If daughters will not return on their own
- 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,845 you must force them to return.
- 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,138 Gentlemen, this has to be handled very delicately.
- 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,349 You don't understand Americans' power to protest.
- 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,017 Protest?
- 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,352 Look, people have it so good in America
- 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,062 that they get bored very easily.
- 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,398 And when people get bored they start protesting things.
- 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,149 Ohh!
- 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,568 But I want to assure you and the Romanian people
- 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,361 that we're going to do everything in our power
- 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,282 to make this all as confusing as possible.
- 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,077 Let the quints stay!
- 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,370 Romania is gay!
- 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,788 Let the quints stay!
- 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,415 Romania is gay!
- 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,001 Fur is murder, fur is murder!
- 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,753 Oh, what are we protesting here?
- 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,005 Romania sucks.
- 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,965 Oh, let's see...
- 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,466 Here we go.
- 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,344 Romania sucks, Romania sucks...!
- 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,054 Oh my god...
- 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,764 I didn't know this was going to become such a big deal.
- 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,850 That'll teach us for taking an old lady and her granddaughters
- 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:52,976 out of the cold.
- 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,228 Attention people inside the house:
- 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,606 you must return the quintuplets to their father.
- 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,858 You have until...
- 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,860 Oh yeah, that's good.
- 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,112 You have until Easter Sunday to comply.
- 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,322 Boo.
- 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,948 Boo!
- 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,116 What?
- 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,202 Get em!
- 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,245 Okay, let's try it again.
- 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,455 Hup!
- 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,331 Alright!
- 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,582 Stan, we--
- 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,626 Stanley, we have some bad news.
- 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,419 The courts have decided the girls must go back to Romania.
- 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,338 No, they can't!
- 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,589 We've convinced them that they want to stay in America.
- 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,174 Yeah, we showed them amusement parks and malls.
- 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,383 How can you expect them to go back now?
- 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,093 I'm sorry, boys,
- 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,887 but Janet Reno is having them taken away on Easter Sunday.
- 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,347 We don't have a choice.
- 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,514 Sorry, girls.
- 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,224 Now what do we do?
- 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,397 Tom, it is now Easter morning
- 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,316 and as the U.S. government promised,
- 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,486 they are here to take the girls back to their father in Romania.
- 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:50,283 Rumor has it that Janet Reno herself will be extraditing the quintuplets.
- 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,701 Alright, Miss Reno, let's go over the plan.
- 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,370 Right!
- 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,038 We'll drop you in the northwest corner of the backyard.
- 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,207 You hop into the back of the house and find the quintuplets.
- 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,375 When you see them, you say:
- 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,336 hello, girls, I'm the Easter Bunny.
- 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,005 Good, and then hand them the Easter eggs filled with tear gas.
- 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,590 Are you ready? - Ready.
- 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,676 Go blue! - Go blue!
- 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,730 Yes, we would like very much to have you here at the Romanian Music School.
- 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:21,815 Woo hoo!
- 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,441 How much is all this gonna cost?
- 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,902 Don't worry, Miss McCormack, Romania is very poor country.
- 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,862 Apartments are cheap, food is cheap.
- 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,323 Everything is cheap because we are so goddamn poor.
- 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,410 Yes, your 200 American dollars will last months here.
- 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,120 Wow, what a great country.
- 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,663 Everybody's poor like us.
- 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,914 Yeah!
- 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,128 Hello, girls, I'm the Easter Bunny.
- 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,090 Happy Easter, kids.
- 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,592 Come see what I brought for ya.
- 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,055 Hey, Terence, I think I have to fart.
- 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,515 Wait, before you do...
- 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,183 Oh, look, an Easter egg!
- 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,018 Oh, sh--
- 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,938 That's it, let's move move move!
- 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:03,690 Give us the kid now!
- 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,275 Now!
- 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,901 Down on the floor, down on the goddamn floor!
- 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,278 Find them!
- 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,489 This is a bust, hand over the quints!
- 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,034 Hand over the children-- Happy Easter--
- 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,368 hand over the children!
- 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,911 What the hell's goin' on?
- 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,371 Freeze, asshole.
- 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,998 Oh, go ahead and shoot me, I dare ya!
- 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,291 Don't push me, man.
- 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,333 Pull the trigger, you little pussy.
- 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,127 Dahhh!
- 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,253 Gun, gun!
- 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,505 Down, down!
- 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,673 Riot, riot!
- 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,717 Pepper spray, pepper spray!
- 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,231 Dammit, now I'm never gonna have my own circus.
- 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,577 Oh, your son is so talented Miss McCormack.
- 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,370 The people of Romania love him.
- 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,872 Good job, Kenny.
- 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,124 Miss McCormack, we would love for you and your son
- 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,418 to stay here in Romania... with us.
- 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,003 Will you consider it?
- 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,671 What do you think, Kenny?
- 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,632 You'd have to leave your friends and family behind.
- 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,633 Sure!
- 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,967 Alright!
- 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,929 Oh, Randy, it's gone.
- 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,180 It's all gone.
- 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,306 Dude, what the hell happened?
- 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,891 Government came and got the quintuplets.
- 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,559 No more Cirque du Cheville for us.
- 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,186 Dammit, how come every time we get a sweet idea
- 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,521 the government has to screw it up?
- 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,772 Yeah, well not this time.
- 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,482 Huh?
- 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,399 We just gotta get that angry mob back on our side.
- 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,235 Alright, everybody, listen up!
- 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,570 Those bastards broke in here and took those poor quintuplets
- 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,988 to the mayor's office downtown.
- 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,448 But they haven't won yet.
- 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,825 I say we all go over to the mayor's office
- 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,827 and demand to see the quintuplets right now!
- 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,872 Hmm... Yeah...
- 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,583 I don't know, I usually like to stop protesting by 5:30.
- 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,585 Yeah, do we get overtime for this?
- 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,337 Uh sure, you all get overtime.
- 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,630 Alright! - Yeah!
- 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,216 Down with japan! - Get 'em!
- 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,347 Alright, we just need to get a few more pictures of the girls reunited with their father
- 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,765 so that everyone knows they're happy.
- 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,017 Come on girls, smile.
- 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,853 We want you to look happy, smile.
- 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,396 Look at the silly frog.
- 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,731 Who's got the silly frog, look at him, I've got--
- 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:12,068 look at him, it's so silly, I'm so silly.
- 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,906 Ah, hello, this is Kenny's dad back in America.
- 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,533 I miss my son very much.
- 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,285 I would like to see him returned to me
- 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,829 so that the U.S. government will buy me a new car and--
- 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,164 ow!
- 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,416 I mean, because I miss my son very much.
- 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,459 Man.
- 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,296 Hey, we wanna see the quintuplets.
- 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,714 You can't see them, boys.
- 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,174 They're happily reunited with their father.
- 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,260 Come on, angry mob.
- 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,763 Ahhh!
- 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,057 Alright, it is time for us to return to Romania.
- 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,642 What is that?
- 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,977 It's the protestors, they're back.
- 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,312 Goddammit.
- 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,521 We'll take care of them, come on!
- 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,397 Let's move, move!
- 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,648 C'mon, c'mon!
- 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,693 This is government property.
- 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,654 You ruined my house!
- 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,033 What are you doing, Nadia?
- 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,911 I'm calling the only person in the world who can help us.
- 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,417 Take that.
- 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,419 Stop it, stop it, stop it!
- 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,380 All of you are acting like idiots.
- 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,340 Yeah!
- 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,008 None of you care about us.
- 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,468 You only care about yourselves.
- 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:19,761 Look at you, Father.
- 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,429 You walked out on us five years ago
- 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,640 and now you act like you miss us <i>so</i> much.
- 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,350 You are a liar and a fake.
- 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,935 Yeah, you suck, dude.
- 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,312 And you Romanian leaders-- you don't care about us!
- 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,315 All you care about is making America look stupid.
- 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,317 Yeah, you guys are dicks.
- 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,569 And you protestors-- don't you have anything better to do?
- 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,238 Get a life!
- 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,530 Yeah!
- 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,615 And you boys are the worst of all.
- 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,033 - Huh? - Huh?
- 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,701 You know nothing about Romania
- 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,579 and yet you assume America is so much better.
- 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,832 Maybe Romania isn't as nice as America, but it is our home.
- 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,417 We are Romanian.
- 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:55,088 All you care about is your own stupid circus.
- 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:57,715 Where you going, girls?
- 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,217 The only place we can go.
- 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,010 We are going on Oprah and then a book tour.
- 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,555 Yes, you can all kiss our little white Romanian asses.
- 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,894 Oh well, doing our own circus was a dumb idea anyways.
- 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,604 Yeah, screw them!
- 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,064 Kenny was never gonna get his singing right anyway.
- 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,816 Whatever happened to Kenny?
- 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:19,237 Let Kenny stay, let Kenny stay...!
- 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,864 Alright people, the father wants his son returned to him.
- 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,157 Hand him over to us.
- 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,450 Boo!
- 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,077 Shut up, Romanians.
- 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,370 Alright, let's go.
- 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,122 Move move move!
- 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,584 Hand over the boy, now!
- 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,752 Okay, okay.
- 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,213 I mean it, lady, you've got about--
- 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,589 whoops.
- 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:10,428 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,346 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,140 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:14,265 --> 00:00:15,683 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,808 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,020 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:20,896 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:22,356 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:23,774 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,609 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:28,946 ♪ [Mumbling] ♪
- 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,489 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:31,907 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:35,703 Okay, is everyone ready to go?
- 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:37,204 Oh, I'm so excited.
- 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,040 I've always wanted to see "Cirque du Cheville".
- 00:00:39,165 --> 00:00:40,875 Me too, we were lucky to get tickets.
- 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,877 Come on boys, we're gonna be late!
- 00:00:43,002 --> 00:00:44,712 Oh, don't they look precious!
- 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,672 Why do we have to dress up?
- 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,549 Isn't this just a circus with elephants and lions and stupid clowns?
- 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,885 No Stanley, Cirque du Cheville is French-Canadian.
- 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,803 They get acrobats and singers from all over the world
- 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,180 and do very artistic things.
- 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:55,514 Ahh...!
- 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,183 Why the hell do you wanna take these boys
- 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,268 to see that "fufu" French theater crap?!
- 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,936 You're gonna turn them into "poofters."
- 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:02,938 Dad, Stanley needs to see the arts.
- 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,982 Well, he, doesn't need to see a bunch of frogs
- 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,776 prance around in tights and makeup
- 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:08,903 wrapping their peckers around each other's faces!
- 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,821 Come on everybody, let's go.
- 00:01:10,946 --> 00:01:12,740 Close your eyes and cover your ears, Billy!
- 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:15,034 Remember, you're a man!
- 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:19,580 Oh, this is so exciting.
- 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:21,707 Oh, look at the funny clown, Stanley.
- 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:22,792 Where?
- 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,252 Oh, no.
- 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:26,796 [horn honking]
- 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:29,006 [laughter]
- 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,258 Ah, very funny, thank you, goodbye.
- 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:32,635 [honk]
- 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,179 No thank you.
- 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,973 Go away, please.
- 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:39,683 He doesn't want your dumb-ass umbrella, clown, beat it!
- 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:41,185 [whap] Ow!
- 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:42,645 [honk]
- 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,272 [laughter]
- 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:48,067 You didn't know that was gonna happen, did you, Stanley?
- 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,194 Oh God, that was so funny.
- 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:54,532 Oh man, somebody stop my guts from bursting out of my sides.
- 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,702 [announcer with French accent] Ladies and gentlemen, please no smoking
- 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,288 and no flash photography during <i>Cirque du Cheville.</i>
- 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,332 Cirque du Che-blehh.
- 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,876 [ethereal music]
- 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:10,673 [french singing in falsetto]
- 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,092 Ooh-ho, we've reached fagtrack and Bob, Captain.
- 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,885 Eric, shh!
- 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,013 How long does this thing last?
- 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:19,723 Two hours.
- 00:02:19,849 --> 00:02:20,975 Awww! Awww!
- 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:31,735 [operatic singing]
- 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:55,968 Ooh, these are the contorting quintuplets from Romania.
- 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,140 Woo hoo!
- 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,809 What, what-another gay guy in feathers?
- 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,980 Wow!
- 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,070 Damn, dude!
- 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,366 [cheers & applause]
- 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:20,618 Oh, yay!
- 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:23,954 Oh, that was wonderful.
- 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,290 Yes, too bad that was their last show or I'd go see it again.
- 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,250 Those contorting Romanian chicks ruled.
- 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,002 Yeah, especially that second one from the left,
- 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,545 she was fine.
- 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:32,254 Cartman, what the hell you're talking about?
- 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,048 They're identical!
- 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,299 Not that second one from the left, she had it going on!
- 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,051 Don't forget to buy your souvenirs, folks.
- 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:38,594 [clamoring]
- 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,056 Damn, dude, you see how much money this place is raking in?
- 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,891 Yeah, I could prance around in tights and sing opera too
- 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,476 for that kind of cash.
- 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:47,269 Hey, we should start our own Cirque du Cheville.
- 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,563 Yeah, this one's moving out of town, so we could take over.
- 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,232 Let's go practice.
- 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:53,484 Hurry up, girls.
- 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,069 We must bundle up against the cold.
- 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,820 Did we do good final show, Grandmama?
- 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:58,530 Very good, my girls.
- 00:03:58,656 --> 00:04:00,282 I only wish it weren't your last show.
- 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,076 I love this country so very much.
- 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,870 Mrs. Vladchik, it is time.
- 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,872 It is time to return to Romania.
- 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,791 Yes, yes, of course.
- 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:13,337 Just give me one second to finish getting them ready.
- 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:19,343 This way, girls, quickly.
- 00:04:20,970 --> 00:04:23,472 Why are we going out the window, Grandmama?
- 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,349 Your mother did not want you to grow up in Romania.
- 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,769 This is our only chance.
- 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:33,649 [joking in Romanian]
- 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,859 [laughing]
- 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,821 Mrs. Vladchik?
- 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:42,908 [Romanian]
- 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,912 They're trying to defect!
- 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:49,873 [Romanian]
- 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,208 We need a boat.
- 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,502 Where to, mack?
- 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,962 Follow that boat.
- 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:58,757 [ethereal music]
- 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,969 [muffled singing]
- 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:04,972 Ow!
- 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:06,473 Heh-heh, heh-he...
- 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,933 Ahhh!
- 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,143 Dude, this isn't working.
- 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,185 It's Kenny's singing.
- 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:11,520 Huh?
- 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,604 Yeah, Kenny, you have to sing better.
- 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:13,897 I'm singing as good as I can!
- 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,274 Well, it's not good enough, Kenny.
- 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,192 You have to get better, try again!
- 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,112 Aha, I knew it.
- 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,280 They turned you into poofters.
- 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:26,493 There's nowhere to go, Mrs. Vladchik, pull over!
- 00:05:29,621 --> 00:05:32,249 Okay, girls, [Romanian]
- 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:39,173 [screaming in Romanian]
- 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,634 Did we do good, Grandmama?
- 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,387 Very good, Gracas.
- 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,141 I'm tired, Grandpa.
- 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:50,768 No, Billy, you're gonna stay here and watch more "Macgyver."
- 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,437 We're gotta get all the Frenchy-fu fag nasties outta ya.
- 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,772 [doorbell rings]
- 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,190 Who the hell would be ringing the doorbell
- 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,608 this time of night?
- 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,109 I don't know...
- 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,819 Whoa!
- 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:04,406 We are very sorry to disturb you.
- 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,658 My granddaughters are cold and tired.
- 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:09,870 Is there any possibility we could pay you for a place to sleep?
- 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,205 You're from Cirque du Cheville.
- 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,457 Yes, we... missed our train.
- 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,834 If we could shelter here, it would only be for one night.
- 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,544 Well...
- 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,046 Well, of course you can, come in out of the snow.
- 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,382 Oh, thank you so much!
- 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:22,966 There's some spare bedrooms upstairs, Mrs...
- 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,385 Vladchik.
- 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,179 That grandma's not a bad piece of ass.
- 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,806 Eww, Dad, not in front of Stanley.
- 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:31,141 Well, it's good for him.
- 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:35,437 [humming]
- 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:43,529 Hello and welcome to "Singing Like Bocelli For Dummies".
- 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:44,863 Lesson one:
- 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,866 [operatic singing]
- 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,785 [mimics]
- 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,828 Lesson two:
- 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,996 [singing]
- 00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:54,998 [repeats]
- 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:56,625 Good.
- 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,254 And now we'll do the entire piece <i>Conte Partiro.</i>
- 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,589 [mumbling] Conte Partiro?
- 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,592 [majestic music]
- 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,765 [garbled singing]
- 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:21,108 [singing continues]
- 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:28,532 Got everything you need there, do you?
- 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:31,493 Yes, you've all been so kind to my little granddaughters.
- 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,954 They're quite agile little things, aren't they?
- 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,081 Yes, as I was back in my day.
- 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,624 I was a contortionist too.
- 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,585 You don't say?
- 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,295 Yes.
- 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:45,966 You... remember any of that stuff, do ya?
- 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:51,638 [singing continues]
- 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:03,609 Oh... man.
- 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,821 Ohhh...
- 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,658 [huffing & puffing]
- 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,202 And now lesson four, the complete works of Mozart.
- 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,244 Let's begin.
- 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,871 Gah!
- 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:21,460 What should we do, Randy?
- 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,420 I like these Romanians, fine,
- 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:26,507 but I hope that old woman isn't planning on staying here much longer.
- 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,842 Yeah, it's 11:00 and she's still sleeping.
- 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,469 Poor, dear, must be tired.
- 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,095 You're damn right she's tired.
- 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,972 Huh?
- 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,057 Oh nothin', she's just gonna have a little trouble
- 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,475 walkin' today is all.
- 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,143 Hurry up, you guys.
- 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,311 What's going on?
- 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:40,062 Dude, you're not gonna believe this.
- 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,271 What?
- 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:42,523 Hello. - Hello.
- 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,941 Hi. - Hello.
- 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,859 No way, the bitches from Cirque du Che-blah!
- 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,486 Yeah, they're quintuplets from Romania.
- 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,154 What's a quintuplet?
- 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,199 We are twins, except there are five of us instead of two.
- 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:54,159 But, there's only four of you.
- 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,953 No no, Natalia is just playing mirror buddies with Nadia.
- 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:58,080 Hello!
- 00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,540 So, if you're identical, does that mean you all think alike?
- 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:00,999 [all] No, don't be ridiculous!
- 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,043 Will you guys be in our Cirque du Cheville?
- 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,003 You have your own?
- 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:06,004 Kenny has to get better at singing first.
- 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,506 Hey!
- 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,507 But, as soon as he starts singing better,
- 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:09,216 we're all gonna make bank!
- 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,592 Okay. - Sounds good.
- 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,718 Count me in. - Okay.
- 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,470 Oh, and me.
- 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:14,972 Alright!
- 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:15,931 Alright, we've gotta figure out what to do.
- 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,349 I'm gonna go wake her up.
- 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:21,395 Hello, Mrs... Mrs. Old Romanian Woman...
- 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,022 Ma'am?
- 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:28,110 [flies buzzing]
- 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,034 A little tuckered, is she? [snickers]
- 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,160 No, Dad.
- 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,745 A little cottony in the crotch?
- 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,372 No Dad, she's dead!
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,248 What?
- 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,709 Oh, dear Jesus!
- 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,335 It looks like she had a heart attack.
- 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,921 No wonder she didn't say goodnight.
- 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,798 Eww!
- 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,174 Okay, hold it, hold it.
- 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,884 Ow!
- 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,762 I don't know how to tell them, you tell them.
- 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,140 Uh, girls, we have some bad news.
- 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,850 What?
- 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:04,771 Umm... Everyone who has a grandma, step forward.
- 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:07,441 Uh, not so fast girls.
- 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:08,942 [gasps]
- 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:11,361 [crying]
- 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,696 Randy!
- 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:15,657 Grandmama is dead?
- 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,701 What are we going to do now?
- 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,245 Hey guys, come here.
- 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,873 This is totally awesome.
- 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,124 What?
- 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,417 How can you say that?
- 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,418 Because now we can convince them to stay here
- 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,253 and now our circus will kick ass.
- 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,213 Oh yeah!
- 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:31,757 Mom, Dad, can the quints stay with us, please, can they?
- 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,508 Well, Stanley, it's not really--
- 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,885 They have nowhere else to go, please!
- 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,346 Well, for the time being, I, I mean...
- 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,014 Of course they can stay.
- 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,058 Hooray!
- 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:44,311 Tom, I'm standing at the home in South Park
- 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,981 where five precious little girls have been rescued from Romania.
- 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,983 Their mother passed away some months ago
- 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,861 and then their grandmother died trying to bring them here.
- 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,571 But all is well now and people are coming
- 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,240 from all over the country to view the little tykes.
- 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,034 If you'd like to come down and see the quintuplets
- 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,952 admission is only five dollars.
- 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,121 And for a few dollars more, you can feed them fish sticks.
- 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,581 Mmm!
- 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,291 Tom, it looks like these cute little girls
- 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,628 have made it out of that armpit of a country they call Romania.
- 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:14,216 [reporter continuing] Yes, luckily for them, these quintuplets no longer
- 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,177 have to live in Romania, the asshole of the world.
- 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,011 Back to you, Tom.
- 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,471 This is not good.
- 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,556 It makes our country look poor and stupid.
- 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,225 This could kill our tourism.
- 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,103 You know what to do.
- 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:30,107 Alright, Kenny, let's start with some warm-up exercises.
- 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,361 [mumbling scales]
- 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,572 Well, what do you think?
- 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,907 Can you help him become a better singer?
- 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,534 Well, he's got potential.
- 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,327 Depends on how good he wants to be.
- 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,912 Very, very good!
- 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,789 Well, if you want to be a <i>real</i> singer
- 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,749 you need to go to a conservatory in Europe,
- 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,000 there's just no other alternative.
- 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,001 Europe?
- 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,878 We can't afford that.
- 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,422 Well, then I'm afraid your son will always be a hack.
- 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,881 Nnn...
- 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:57,092 Well, Kenny, if it means that much to you,
- 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,970 maybe we can bus it to Europe and you can sing on the way to make money.
- 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,680 Yeah!
- 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,057 Randy, Randy, you better have a look at this.
- 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,476 What?
- 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,103 [news anchor] ...Until the U.S. government received this video
- 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,522 which was sent from Romania just hours ago.
- 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,607 Hello, this is Romanian father.
- 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,652 I am desperate to have my girls returned to me in Romania.
- 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,653 Uh-oh.
- 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,071 That's your dad?
- 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,573 Maybe.
- 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,199 We haven't seen papa for more than five years.
- 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,409 How I miss them all--
- 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,035 little Nada--
- 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,078 Nadia!
- 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,455 Nadia, my sweet Barsca.
- 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,206 Bartonia!
- 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,584 Bartonia-anyway, my heart is aching for their return.
- 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,420 I know the American government will do us right, thank you.
- 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:37,132 Oh no, dude, if he they get sent back to Romania,
- 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,592 we'll never get our Cirque du Cheville going!
- 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,677 Mom, Dad, you're not gonna send them back, are you?
- 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,346 Well, I think we... have to.
- 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,556 Don't we?
- 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,266 I don't know.
- 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,642 You don't wanna go back to stinky Romania, do you?
- 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,894 It sucks there!
- 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,520 Yeah, America is so much cooler.
- 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,397 In Romania they just oppress you and try to bring you down.
- 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,858 We'll have to call the police and see what they want us to do.
- 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,818 Damn, we might be screwed.
- 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,987 No, we've just gotta convince these chicks that America kicks the ass
- 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,113 out of every other country.
- 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:00,947 Come on!
- 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:06,453 [singing]
- 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:14,920 You see in America, we have log rides...
- 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,464 [still singing]
- 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,843 Bacon double cheeseburgers!
- 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,140 [more singing]
- 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,267 Sheep shearing contests.
- 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,936 Yeah, woo hoo!
- 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,192 And shopping malls!
- 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,819 Yay!
- 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,989 Woo hoo!
- 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,951 Mrs. Janet Reno,
- 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,495 you must understand the father has right to his children.
- 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,997 Yes, but the girls seem to wanna stay here.
- 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,124 Why don't you all stay here in America
- 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,501 and this whole thing can go away?
- 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,460 Okay.
- 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,337 Our home is Romania.
- 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,463 We love it there!
- 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,507 Ah, yes, we love it there.
- 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,884 If daughters will not return on their own
- 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,845 you must force them to return.
- 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:07,138 Gentlemen, this has to be handled very delicately.
- 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,349 You don't understand Americans' power to protest.
- 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,017 Protest?
- 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,352 Look, people have it so good in America
- 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,062 that they get bored very easily.
- 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,398 And when people get bored they start protesting things.
- 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,149 Ohh!
- 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,568 But I want to assure you and the Romanian people
- 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,361 that we're going to do everything in our power
- 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:25,282 to make this all as confusing as possible.
- 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,077 [chanting] Let the quints stay!
- 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,370 Romania is gay!
- 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,788 Let the quints stay!
- 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,415 Romania is gay!
- 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,001 Fur is murder, fur is murder!
- 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,753 Oh, what are we protesting here?
- 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:40,005 Romania sucks.
- 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,965 Oh, let's see...
- 00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,466 Here we go.
- 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:46,344 Romania sucks, Romania sucks...!
- 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,054 Oh my god...
- 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,764 I didn't know this was going to become such a big deal.
- 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,850 That'll teach us for taking an old lady and her granddaughters
- 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:52,976 out of the cold.
- 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,228 Attention people inside the house:
- 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,606 you must return the quintuplets to their father.
- 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,858 You have until...
- 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,860 Oh yeah, that's good.
- 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,112 You have until Easter Sunday to comply.
- 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,322 Boo.
- 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,948 [crowd] boo!
- 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,116 What?
- 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,202 Get em!
- 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:12,245 Okay, let's try it again.
- 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,455 Hup!
- 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,331 Alright!
- 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,582 Stan, we--
- 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,626 Stanley, we have some bad news.
- 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,419 The courts have decided the girls must go back to Romania.
- 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,338 No, they can't!
- 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,589 We've convinced them that they want to stay in America.
- 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,174 Yeah, we showed them amusement parks and malls.
- 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,383 How can you expect them to go back now?
- 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,093 I'm sorry, boys,
- 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,887 but Janet Reno is having them taken away on Easter Sunday.
- 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,347 We don't have a choice.
- 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,514 Sorry, girls.
- 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,224 Now what do we do?
- 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,397 Tom, it is now Easter morning
- 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,316 and as the U.S. government promised,
- 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,486 they are here to take the girls back to their father in Romania.
- 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:50,283 Rumor has it that Janet Reno herself will be extraditing the quintuplets.
- 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,701 Alright, Miss Reno, let's go over the plan.
- 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,370 Right!
- 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,038 We'll drop you in the northwest corner of the backyard.
- 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,207 You hop into the back of the house and find the quintuplets.
- 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,375 When you see them, you say:
- 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,336 hello, girls, I'm the Easter Bunny.
- 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,005 Good, and then hand them the Easter eggs filled with tear gas.
- 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,590 Are you ready? - Ready.
- 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,676 Go blue! - Go blue!
- 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:12,013 [operatic singing]
- 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,730 Yes, we would like very much to have you here at the Romanian Music School.
- 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:21,815 Woo hoo!
- 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,441 How much is all this gonna cost?
- 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,902 Don't worry, Miss McCormack, Romania is very poor country.
- 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,862 Apartments are cheap, food is cheap.
- 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:30,323 Everything is cheap because we are so goddamn poor.
- 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,410 Yes, your 200 American dollars will last months here.
- 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:35,120 Wow, what a great country.
- 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,663 Everybody's poor like us.
- 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,914 Yeah!
- 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,128 Hello, girls, I'm the Easter Bunny.
- 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,090 Happy Easter, kids.
- 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,592 Come see what I brought for ya.
- 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,055 [T.V.] Hey, Terence, I think I have to fart.
- 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,515 Wait, before you do...
- 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,183 Oh, look, an Easter egg!
- 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,018 Oh, sh--
- 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,352 [poof]
- 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,938 That's it, let's move move move!
- 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:03,690 Give us the kid now!
- 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,275 Now!
- 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,901 Down on the floor, down on the goddamn floor!
- 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,278 Find them!
- 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,489 This is a bust, hand over the quints!
- 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,034 Hand over the children-- Happy Easter--
- 00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:15,368 hand over the children!
- 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,911 What the hell's goin' on?
- 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,371 Freeze, asshole.
- 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:19,998 Oh, go ahead and shoot me, I dare ya!
- 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,291 Don't push me, man.
- 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,333 Pull the trigger, you little pussy.
- 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,127 Dahhh!
- 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,253 Gun, gun!
- 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,505 Down, down!
- 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,673 Riot, riot!
- 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,717 Pepper spray, pepper spray!
- 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,471 [explosion]
- 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,350 [girls struggling]
- 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,231 Dammit, now I'm never gonna have my own circus.
- 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,485 [Kenny performing]
- 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,577 Oh, your son is so talented Miss McCormack.
- 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,370 The people of Romania love him.
- 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,872 Good job, Kenny.
- 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,124 Miss McCormack, we would love for you and your son
- 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,418 to stay here in Romania... with us.
- 00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,003 Will you consider it?
- 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,671 What do you think, Kenny?
- 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,632 You'd have to leave your friends and family behind.
- 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,633 Sure!
- 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,967 Alright!
- 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,929 Oh, Randy, it's gone.
- 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,180 It's all gone.
- 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:18,306 Dude, what the hell happened?
- 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,891 Government came and got the quintuplets.
- 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,559 No more Cirque du Cheville for us.
- 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,186 Dammit, how come every time we get a sweet idea
- 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,521 the government has to screw it up?
- 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,772 Yeah, well not this time.
- 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,482 Huh?
- 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,399 We just gotta get that angry mob back on our side.
- 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,235 Alright, everybody, listen up!
- 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,570 Those bastards broke in here and took those poor quintuplets
- 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,988 to the mayor's office downtown.
- 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,448 But they haven't won yet.
- 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,825 I say we all go over to the mayor's office
- 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,827 and demand to see the quintuplets right now!
- 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,872 Hmm... Yeah...
- 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,583 I don't know, I usually like to stop protesting by 5:30.
- 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,585 Yeah, do we get overtime for this?
- 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,337 Uh sure, you all get overtime.
- 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,630 Alright! - Yeah!
- 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,216 Down with japan! - Get 'em!
- 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,347 Alright, we just need to get a few more pictures of the girls reunited with their father
- 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,765 so that everyone knows they're happy.
- 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,017 Come on girls, smile.
- 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,853 We want you to look happy, smile.
- 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,396 Look at the silly frog.
- 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,731 Who's got the silly frog, look at him, I've got--
- 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:12,068 look at him, it's so silly, I'm so silly.
- 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,906 Ah, hello, this is Kenny's dad back in America.
- 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,533 I miss my son very much.
- 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,285 I would like to see him returned to me
- 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,829 so that the U.S. government will buy me a new car and--
- 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,164 ow!
- 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,416 I mean, because I miss my son very much.
- 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,459 Man.
- 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,296 Hey, we wanna see the quintuplets.
- 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,714 You can't see them, boys.
- 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,174 They're happily reunited with their father.
- 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,300 [whistles]
- 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,260 Come on, angry mob.
- 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,763 Ahhh!
- 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,057 Alright, it is time for us to return to Romania.
- 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,642 What is that?
- 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:45,977 It's the protestors, they're back.
- 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,312 Goddammit.
- 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,521 We'll take care of them, come on!
- 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:49,397 Let's move, move!
- 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,648 C'mon, c'mon!
- 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,693 This is government property.
- 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,654 You ruined my house!
- 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,033 What are you doing, Nadia?
- 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,911 I'm calling the only person in the world who can help us.
- 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,707 [yelling]
- 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,417 Take that.
- 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,419 Stop it, stop it, stop it!
- 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,380 All of you are acting like idiots.
- 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,340 Yeah!
- 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,008 None of you care about us.
- 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,468 You only care about yourselves.
- 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:19,761 Look at you, Father.
- 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,429 You walked out on us five years ago
- 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,640 and now you act like you miss us <i>so</i> much.
- 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,350 You are a liar and a fake.
- 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,935 Yeah, you suck, dude.
- 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,312 And you Romanian leaders-- you don't care about us!
- 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:32,315 All you care about is making America look stupid.
- 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,317 Yeah, you guys are dicks.
- 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,569 And you protestors-- don't you have anything better to do?
- 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,238 Get a life!
- 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,530 Yeah!
- 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:40,615 And you boys are the worst of all.
- 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,033 - Huh? - Huh?
- 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,701 You know nothing about Romania
- 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,579 and yet you assume America is so much better.
- 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,832 Maybe Romania isn't as nice as America, but it is our home.
- 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,417 We are Romanian.
- 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:55,088 All you care about is your own stupid circus.
- 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:57,715 Where you going, girls?
- 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,217 The only place we can go.
- 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,010 We are going on Oprah and then a book tour.
- 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,555 Yes, you can all kiss our little white Romanian asses.
- 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,894 Oh well, doing our own circus was a dumb idea anyways.
- 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,604 Yeah, screw them!
- 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,064 Kenny was never gonna get his singing right anyway.
- 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,816 Whatever happened to Kenny?
- 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:19,237 [chanting] Let Kenny stay, let Kenny stay...!
- 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,864 Alright people, the father wants his son returned to him.
- 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,157 Hand him over to us.
- 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,450 [all] Boo!
- 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,077 Shut up, Romanians.
- 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,370 Alright, let's go.
- 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,122 Move move move!
- 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,584 Hand over the boy, now!
- 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,752 Okay, okay.
- 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,213 I mean it, lady, you've got about--
- 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,589 whoops.
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