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Тимми 2000
Timmy 2000
Сезон: 04Серия: 03
Описание
Всем детям Южного Парка ставят ошибочный диагноз «синдром дефицита внимания». Новичок класса — умственно отсталый Тимми — вступает в рок-группу и становится её лидером.
Субтитры
- 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,219 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:12,304 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:13,597 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:15,516 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,767 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,644 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,189 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,649 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,317 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,991 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:35,703 Dude, did you do all your homework last night?
- 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:37,455 Yeah, but there was so much of it,
- 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,873 I was up until two in the morning.
- 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,708 I know.
- 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,543 Okay, children, I hope you all did your homework last night
- 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:46,047 because we're going to talk about pages 42 through 612.
- 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:47,590 First of all, who can tell me
- 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,508 what year the Founding Fathers got together?
- 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,761 Let's see, how about...
- 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,680 Please don't call me, please don't call on me.
- 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:55,931 Wendy. - Whew!
- 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,516 1776.
- 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,894 Good job, Wendy, and what was that document called?
- 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:02,271 Oh, please God, don't let him call on me.
- 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,189 Father in heaven I beg you.
- 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:04,565 Kyle.
- 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,400 Oh, thank you Lord, praise Jesus!
- 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,485 The Declaration of Independence.
- 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,903 Very good, Kyle.
- 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,696 Now, who can tell me what famous person
- 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,364 wrote the Declaration of Independence?
- 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:13,949 Let's see...
- 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:17,995 Oh, I know, how about the new student, Timmy.
- 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,288 Timmy!
- 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,165 No, it wasn't you, Timmy, try again.
- 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,875 Hee-yah...!
- 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,418 Timmy, did you not do your homework?
- 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:25,795 Timmy!
- 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,421 Ah, Mr. Garrison, haven't you figured it out?
- 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,714 Timmy's retarded.
- 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,299 Don't call people names, Stanley.
- 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,926 But he is.
- 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,469 Now, Timmy, you need to work on your study skills.
- 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,720 Duh...
- 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,388 Are you mocking me?
- 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:37,640 Because if you are, I have no problem sending your butt
- 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,100 to the principal's office.
- 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,726 Liv-a-laa... Liv-a-la Timmar!
- 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,269 That does it!
- 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:44,188 Well, Timmy, I just don't know what to do with you.
- 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,981 You're getting very poor marks in school,
- 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,150 and the teachers are complaining you're not paying attention.
- 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,152 Ah.
- 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,154 Young man, if you don't want to be held back a grade,
- 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,240 I suggest you start cooperating, m'kay.
- 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:55,825 Timmy!
- 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,661 Well, that does it, I'm suspending you, Timmy,
- 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,038 until you can learn to respect your elders.
- 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,082 Hold on there just a second, Principal Victoria.
- 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:06,001 I think I may know what the problem is.
- 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,211 Timmy.
- 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,504 Yes, of course.
- 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,713 What?
- 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,215 I think maybe Timmy is suffering from
- 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,300 something called "Attention Deficit Disorder"
- 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,718 or A.D.D.
- 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,220 It's very common in kids his age.
- 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,472 Oh! - Timmy!
- 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,266 Well, that certainly would explain it.
- 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:21,851 It's should be easy enough to find out,
- 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,310 they have tests for that kind of thing now.
- 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,730 Liv-a-lar Timmy!
- 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:27,982 Alright this is a very simple test
- 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,567 that should determine, without a doubt
- 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:31,735 whether or not Timmy has Attention Deficit Disorder.
- 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,154 Good. - M'kay.
- 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:34,864 Now, Timmy, I'm going to read you a book called
- 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,949 "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald,
- 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,576 at the end of the novel, I'll ask you a few questions,
- 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:39,410 Are you ready?
- 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,578 Him-my!
- 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,621 Okay, here we go.
- 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,124 "In my younger and more vulnerable years,
- 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:49,420 "My father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since...
- 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,594 "...so, we beat on, boats against the current,
- 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:59,471 born back ceaselessly into the past."
- 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:02,516 Ah-ahhh.
- 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,685 Okay, now Timmy, in chapter seven,
- 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:09,106 what kind of car did Gatsby drive?
- 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:09,940 Timmy!
- 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,775 Well, that settles it!
- 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:14,153 This young man definitely has Attention Deficit Disorder.
- 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,446 Oh-oh, I knew it.
- 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,031 What can we do for him, doctor?
- 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,782 Well, A.D.D. Is fairly common in kids today,
- 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,492 I'm going to prescribe some <i>ritalin.</i>
- 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:22,036 And we'll see how that goes for little Timmy.
- 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,454 Timmy...
- 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,373 Hurry up children, let's take our seats.
- 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,083 You better have done your homework last night, Timmy.
- 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:29,168 What's this?
- 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,294 Timmy.
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,004 A note from the principal.
- 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,756 "Please excuse Timmy from all questions and all homework,
- 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,883 as he has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder."
- 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,134 Oh, brother!
- 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,177 He doesn't have to do homework?
- 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,970 That's just swell, Timmy.
- 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,263 Looks like you've outsmarted the principal and the counselor.
- 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,015 Timmy.
- 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,433 Very well, I guess you're excused from homework.
- 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,602 Hey wait, I think maybe I have Attention Defunction Disorder.
- 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,145 Yeah, me too, I've got A.D.D.
- 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,022 Me too. - I've got it.
- 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,317 "...after a while I went out and left the hospital
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:57,279 and walked back to the hotel in the rain."
- 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:06,038 Alright now, in chapter 12, what kind of bottles did Ms. Van Campen talk about?
- 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,207 Anybody?
- 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,751 Anybody?
- 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,628 My God, these children all have A.D.D.
- 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,046 Hooray!
- 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,465 Hooray.
- 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,676 It's ritalin for all of you!
- 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,187 Dude, we suck.
- 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,356 Hey that's not the right attitude, Jonesy.
- 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,024 The Battle of the Bands is tomorrow night.
- 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,110 Dude, we'd never win the Battle of the Bands.
- 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,278 There's no big deal.
- 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:38,737 Not a big deal!
- 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,239 This year's winner gets to open for Phil Collins
- 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:41,907 at Lollapaloobooza and that's no big deal.
- 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,034 Hey guys, you better stop fighting.
- 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,036 We just got to practice more.
- 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,539 Dude, we've been practicing for eight years, Skylar.
- 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,666 Hey, am I the leader of this band or not?
- 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,835 Now, let's do it from the top.
- 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:58,257 Tim-mah!
- 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,052 Tim-mah!
- 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:03,679 What was that?
- 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,848 I don't know, man.
- 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:14,982 Whoa!
- 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,066 Who is that?
- 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,735 Timmy!
- 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,320 Are you a singer, man?
- 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,864 La-la-Timmy.
- 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,453 Timmy!
- 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,415 Timmy!
- 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,207 Dude, that's hot!
- 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,001 Yeah.
- 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:36,045 There's your prescription Ms. McCormick,
- 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,629 $100 worth of ritalin.
- 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,715 Then he won't have Attention Deficit Disorder anymore?
- 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,883 We can only hope so.
- 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,259 Next!
- 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,844 Oh, hi Sheila.
- 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,638 Sharon, your son has Attention Deficit Disorder, too?
- 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,058 Yes, I should have known, it all makes sense now.
- 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,559 I could never get Stanley to pay attention
- 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,644 when his grandfather told him stories about the 30s.
- 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,439 I know what you mean, Kyle gets so hyper sometimes
- 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,441 he runs around and screams like a little eight-year-old.
- 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,776 I am eight.
- 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:00,194 Next, please.
- 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,695 What do we have here-- oh, ritalin.
- 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,155 Yes.
- 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,323 That's right I've got a bad case of A.D.D.
- 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,575 No homework for me.
- 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,327 Mr. Pharmacist, this ritalin doesn't have any side-effects does it?
- 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,038 No, your son may experience a small lack of energy,
- 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,748 but that's all.
- 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,084 And he might start seeing little Christina Aguillera monsters
- 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,585 but that's to be expected.
- 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,462 Oh, my!
- 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:23,550 ♪ Would you like to be laughing in fields of light ♪
- 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:27,596 ♪ Laughing in fields of light ♪
- 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,598 Boo! - You suck!
- 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,434 Alright, that was
- 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,646 "Sisters of Mercy. Hold No Pain Against the Dark Lord"
- 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,356 with their song
- 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,066 "Spilt Blood on the Footsteps of My Mind".
- 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,734 We got the best response,
- 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,611 we'll be opening for Phil Collins for sure.
- 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,947 And now it's time for our final band.
- 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:45,989 Thank God!
- 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,617 Give it up for,
- 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,995 "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld".
- 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:56,917 One, two, three, four!
- 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:00,337 Timmy!
- 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,174 Timmy! Yimmy, yeah!
- 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,638 That handicapped dude rules!
- 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,723 Yeah.
- 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:14,059 You guys are terrible, how can you laugh at that poor kid?
- 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,727 Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,273 ♪ The Lords of the underworld ♪
- 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,444 ♪ Darkness fills my heart with pain ♪
- 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,570 Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,779 Dude, it's Timmy.
- 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:26,822 No way!
- 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,740 DA...DA...DA...
- 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:32,828 They're ridiculing that singer, come on let's get out of here.
- 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:38,167 Timmy, Timmy.
- 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,210 ♪ And the Lords of the underworld ♪
- 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,879 Timmy!
- 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,422 ♪ Darkness fills my heart with pain ♪
- 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,382 Timmy!
- 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,134 Timmy!
- 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,056 That was awesome!
- 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,850 Yeah, Timmy rules!
- 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,269 Boys, you shouldn't laugh at him he's handicapped.
- 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,645 But, he's funny.
- 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,897 How, would you like to be handicapped?
- 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,607 Do you think that would be funny?
- 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,192 You're making him feel bad.
- 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,526 He looks pretty happy to me.
- 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,612 Oh, you people make me sick!
- 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,071 Dude, this is a no-brainer!
- 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,282 This year Battle of the Bands winner
- 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:15,287 and the band that gets to open for Phil Collins at Lullapolooza is <i>Timmy.</i>
- 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,997 We did it, dude.
- 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,291 Listen to them, they really love me.
- 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,501 Woo!
- 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:21,793 Woo!
- 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,129 Yes, I'm a rocker!
- 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,969 Tonight we analyze the new rock sensation <i>Timmy,</i>
- 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,722 the controversial new band that's taken the country by storm.
- 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,016 Already playing at several large venues this month.
- 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,602 The band prepares for it's biggest gig, Lollapaloozaza.
- 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,354 Where they will open for Phil Collins.
- 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,064 But, Phil Collins is not happy.
- 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,817 Well, I think it's a horrible tragedy, isn't it?
- 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:50,155 I mean, people aren't going to see Timmy for his musical skills;
- 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,032 they're laughing at him.
- 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:55,160 And I think you shouldn't laugh at people with disabilities.
- 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,745 Ha, heh-heh.
- 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,248 Society has to learn to be more compassionate.
- 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:04,169 This is going to stop, if I have to stop it myself.
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,796 Dude, did you see that stuff
- 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,673 Phil Collins was saying about Timmy?
- 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,050 Yeah, what a dick, Timmy's five times more talented than he is.
- 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,094 Hey, guys, have you been taking your ritalin?
- 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,805 No we're not actually going to <i>take</i> that stuff.
- 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,266 No dude, you got to try it, it makes you feel good.
- 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,809 Good...
- 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,565 Hello, there children.
- 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,023 Hello, Chef. Hello, Chef. Hello, Chef.
- 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,066 Hello, Chef.
- 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,067 How's it going?
- 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:27,985 Very well, thank you.
- 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,069 Very well, thank you.
- 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,529 Everything's fine, why?
- 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,030 Because we're on ritalin.
- 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,657 What?
- 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,575 We all have Attention Deficit Disorder
- 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,993 so we all started taking ritalin.
- 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,953 It really takes the edge off, man, you should try it.
- 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,498 So, <i>that's</i> why all you children are acting all damn boring.
- 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,791 That's correct, Chef.
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,209 Dammit, children, you don't need drugs
- 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,752 to make you pay attention in school.
- 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,546 In my day, if we didn't pay attention
- 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,339 we got a belt to the bottom.
- 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,091 Now they try to cure everything with drugs.
- 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,926 Yes, but now we don't have any homework,
- 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,219 so we can go see Timmy play downtown at Mile High Stadium.
- 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,470 Oh boy, oh boy.
- 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,471 Oh boy.
- 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,599 Oh, it makes me sick!
- 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,892 Those damn psychologists prescribe all kind of medicine to you children,
- 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,644 without even caring about the side effects.
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,062 But there are no side effects, Chef.
- 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,897 No, none at all.
- 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,441 Reoww!
- 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,402 Did you guys see that?
- 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,945 See what?
- 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,865 You're watching <i>MTV.</i>
- 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,700 The cool brainwashing 12-year-old and younger station
- 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,160 that hides behind a slick image.
- 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,494 We're so cool, that we decide what's cool.
- 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,204 And now <i>MTV News.</i>
- 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,789 The news that is single-handedly dumbing down our country,
- 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,291 which is cool.
- 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,500 Here's your host, Kurt Loder.
- 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,086 Why am I still doing this?
- 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:31,798 I've got to be to the oldest person on this network by at least 40 years.
- 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,425 Kurt Loder didn't just say that.
- 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,385 No wait, he did just say it, but just to be cool.
- 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,220 That's what makes him cool.
- 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,765 You think Kurt Loder is cool and now the news that's cool.
- 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,684 Well, it's only two weeks until Lollapaloobuba
- 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,311 and the headlining band has changed,
- 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,313 now the headlining band is <i>Timmy,</i>
- 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,357 the new hit sensation out of Colorado.
- 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,567 This news came as a shock to the performer
- 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,195 that was going to headline Lalapulubla, Phil Collins.
- 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,073 Well, I think the sad question is
- 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,824 where are the parents in all this?
- 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,161 I mean, that kid's parents is letting them be exploited
- 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,996 and they don't even seem to care.
- 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,666 And so Phil Collins decided to travel to South Park
- 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,876 and personally pay Timmy's parents a visit.
- 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,628 Well, I mean,
- 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,254 why are you letting them do this to your son?
- 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,465 Don't you see that everyone is just laughing at him.
- 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,716 Richard!
- 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,884 Helen!
- 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,136 Hey.
- 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,472 Phil Collins warns that a novelty band that makes fun of the handicapped
- 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,266 should not be allowed to play at Lollapoolula.
- 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,727 And vows to do everything in his power to stop it.
- 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,771 Phil Collins, by the way, divorced his wife by fax
- 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,439 and then married a 27-year-old.
- 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,692 I'm Kurt Loder and that's the news.
- 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,695 Okay, children, let's settle down.
- 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,950 I mean it, I want quiet.
- 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,994 My God, Mr. Head,
- 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,705 these children are so boring on ritalin.
- 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:48,333 Alright, children, today we're going to learn about
- 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,419 human reproduction!
- 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,003 What do you think about that?
- 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:56,591 Vaginas and penises...
- 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,177 Butt sex.
- 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,973 Damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?
- 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,100 What kind of smart-ass thing would I say, Mr. Garrison?
- 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,018 This is driving me crazy!
- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,563 I can't handle you little bastards being so mellow.
- 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,064 Gee, you seem a little stressed Mr. Garrison,
- 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,357 why don't you try some ritalin?
- 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,819 Ah...
- 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,405 There you go.
- 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:18,905 Reow!
- 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,240 Ahh!
- 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,867 Thank you, folks. Good night!
- 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,744 Alright, let's rock this house.
- 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:24,745 Hello Miami!
- 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,288 Timmy!
- 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,790 Excuse me, Skylar.
- 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,333 Yeah.
- 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,419 Nice to meet you, I'm Phil Collins.
- 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,297 Oh, yeah, you're opening for us at Lollapaluzava.
- 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,965 I just want to tell you well,
- 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,384 that I think you're a great guitar player and songwriter.
- 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,595 Oh, thanks a lot, I appreciate that.
- 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,096 Gotta run.
- 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,849 It's too bad those other guys are holding you back.
- 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,225 Huh?
- 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,977 Well, I mean, it's obvious
- 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,730 all the talent and artistic vision comes from you.
- 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,024 Strange how everyone focuses on Timmy, isn't it.
- 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,985 I mean even the name of the band is <i>Timmy.</i>
- 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,863 The name of the band is <i>Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.</i>
- 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,908 Look, I used to be in a band too, <i>Genesis.</i>
- 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,494 But all those bastards did was hold me back, and hold me back,
- 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,788 but then finally I went solo.
- 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,791 And that's when I started writing really great songs.
- 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,210 But, look if you you're happy being on the sidelines,
- 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,879 being more of a cheerleader than a player,
- 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,548 well then I guess you should stay on as Timmy's shadow.
- 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:22,511 Oh, thanks man, see you.
- 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:27,474 That should just about put an end to all this Timmy nonsense.
- 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,645 Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,524 Another great show, man.
- 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,234 There must have been 100,000 people out there.
- 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,486 Yeah, all of them chanting, "Timmy, Timmy".
- 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,695 Timmy!
- 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,489 What's the matter, Skylar?
- 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,991 The name of the band is "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld",
- 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,076 not just "Timmy".
- 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,410 Timmy.
- 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,620 And the Lords of the Underworld.
- 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,704 Timmy!
- 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,373 It's all about you, isn't it?
- 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,499 I'm sick of it!
- 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,792 Timmy gets all the applause.
- 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,418 Timmy gets all the chicks.
- 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,046 Well, you know what, forget you, man.
- 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,382 But, Timmy is what made our band famous.
- 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,800 Shut up, Malsey.
- 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,427 You can stay and deal with Mr. Egomaniac here,
- 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,595 but I'm moving on.
- 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,889 I don't need Timmy, I'm going solo.
- 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,224 Timmy.
- 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,851 No, don't try and stop me, man.
- 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,228 I'll see you on fame's backside.
- 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,398 Liba-la!
- 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,360 Hey, Terrence, what brand of pants am I wearing?
- 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,152 Let me see.
- 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,196 Ha ha! Ha ha!
- 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,573 Let's watch something else.
- 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,657 Yes, let's.
- 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,450 You're watching <i>VH-1.</i>
- 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,244 Ah... Ah... Ah...
- 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,038 Here's Lollapala's news, the hit group, <i>Timmy</i> has broken up.
- 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,957 Oh, dear, Timmy's band broke up.
- 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,293 And so Phil Collins is back on as headliner.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:40,046 The opening band now will be Timmy's guitarist Skylar's new solo project,
- 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,631 "Reach for the Skylar".
- 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,508 You know something, I think that's good.
- 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,135 It was wrong to make Timmy a singer.
- 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,636 Yeah, Phil Collins was right.
- 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,346 People laughed at Timmy.
- 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,390 And Timmy should be at home protected from laughter.
- 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,142 I agree.
- 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,227 You know what, you guys, we should go to the concert anyway,
- 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,854 and see Phil Collins.
- 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,690 Yeah, I think Phil Collins rocks the house.
- 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,151 Sounds good, so it's decided,
- 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,361 Phil Collins' concert for all of us.
- 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,821 Hoo-ray.
- 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,573 Oh, oh, hold still Kenny.
- 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,952 Oh, my goodness, you killed Kenny.
- 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,370 Bastard.
- 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,206 Parents, I called all you guys together,
- 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,541 because I think you might be making a mistake
- 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,084 putting your children on ritalin.
- 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,045 But, our kids have Attention Deficit Disorder,
- 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,339 they can't pay attention in school without it.
- 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,840 I know you want to help your kids,
- 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,508 but I brought over a videotape to show you
- 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,802 that there are alternatives to ritalin.
- 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,554 There is a doctor in Northern California
- 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:33,099 who is doing really amazing things with kids who have A.D.D.
- 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,935 I want you watch this tape.
- 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,313 Hello, I'm Dr. Richard Shay,
- 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,191 here to tell you about my exciting new drug-free treatment
- 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,360 for children with Attention Deficit Disorder.
- 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,736 Ya-ya... Ya-ya... Ya-ya...
- 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,238 This treatment is fast and effective
- 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,907 and doesn't use harmful drugs.
- 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,201 Watch closely as I apply treatment to the first child.
- 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,285 I want a horse--
- 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,244 I want a big brown horse
- 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,412 with a fluffy black tail--
- 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,748 Sit down and study!!
- 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,125 Oh, let's go race--
- 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,878 Sit down and study!!
- 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,755 Wahhh, aah--
- 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,508 Stop crying and do your schoolwork!
- 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,428 If you would like more information on my bold new treatments,
- 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,306 please send away from this brochure entitled
- 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,351 "You Can Either Calm Down, or I Can Pop You in the Mouth Again."
- 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,937 Well, what do you think.
- 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,856 I can have Dr. Shay come to South Park for a small fee.
- 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,608 That video had pretty colors.
- 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,068 It sure did.
- 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,903 What the-?
- 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,655 Dammit, have you all been taking your children's ritalin too?
- 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,656 Yes. Yes. Yes.
- 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,491 Oh, fudge it.
- 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,409 Chef, are you going to the Phil Collins concert tomorrow?
- 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,868 The what?
- 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,245 Phil Collins is playing Lollapalalas
- 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,788 and because we're all doing so well in school now
- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,206 our parents said they would take us.
- 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,208 Yes. Yes. Yes.
- 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,752 Hold on a second, you children, <i>want</i> to go see Phil Collins.
- 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,088 Yes, his flowing melodies are really enjoyable to us.
- 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,923 Oh, my God!
- 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,550 Come, see him with us.
- 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,346 Yes, come with us, come with us.
- 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,974 Ahhh, it's Christina Aguillera again, she's on my back.
- 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,936 That does it, the ritalin has affected your little cracker brains too deeply.
- 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,772 I'm going to see that damn pharmacist.
- 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,649 Look at that, ritalin stocks are up ten points.
- 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,359 That's easily another 20 grand apiece.
- 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:11,406 Hey, open this damn door!
- 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,490 Can I help you?
- 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,658 Yes, you can.
- 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,826 What the hell are you two doing
- 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,327 prescribing all the children ritalin.
- 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,455 Well, they've all been diagnosed with A.D.D.
- 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,664 That's Attention Deficit--
- 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,666 I know what it is, but now you've got
- 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,751 a town full of zombie children
- 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,044 from the planet Zandor.
- 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:24,919 Huh?
- 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,337 All around the country,
- 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,381 you bastard doctors are giving children ritalin,
- 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,341 and for every one child that actually needs it
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,343 you give it to 50,000 that don't.
- 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,345 Hey now, don't tell us our business, Mr. Chef--
- 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,347 you damn right I'll tell you your business,
- 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,725 because you two have your heads up your asses.
- 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,270 Thanks to you we have children in our town that like Phil Collins.
- 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,730 What?!
- 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,648 That's right, you made them so dull and boring
- 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,901 that they're actually going to go to a Phil Collins concert.
- 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,612 My God, what have we done?
- 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,155 But, if I'd known.
- 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,990 I mean, Phil Collins, my God.
- 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,786 Well, how do we reverse the ritalin?
- 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,788 We have to convince them not to take it,
- 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,372 but it'll be hard to get it away from them.
- 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,041 Then we need an antidote.
- 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,417 Yes, of course.
- 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,211 What's the antidote for ritalin?
- 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,089 I have some right here, it's a compound called <i>ritalout.</i>
- 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,132 We've got to get the antidote to all the children, quick!
- 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,597 ♪ That's not a word ♪
- 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,225 ♪ Oh, boo boo ♪
- 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,976 ♪ That's not a word ♪
- 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,645 ♪ Boo, boo, yo ♪
- 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,605 Here, we can put the ritalin antidote in these drinks
- 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,482 and hand them out to the children.
- 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,027 ♪ Boo boo boo-dio ♪
- 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:33,780 Oh, wasn't that great son?
- 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,782 It sure was, Dad.
- 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,700 It's so wonderful to be on the same wavelength as our kids.
- 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,328 Here you go, Stan and Kyle, free drinks on me.
- 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,997 Oh, thank you, Chef, how nice.
- 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:48,670 And now, I'd like to sing the complex and amazing song that won me the Oscar.
- 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:53,591 A song entitled, You Be in Me.
- 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,763 ♪ You're inside of me ♪
- 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,725 ♪ Deep inside of me ♪
- 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:09,983 ♪ So deep in inside, I can feel you pushing against my heart ♪
- 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,651 Come on drink it down, it's free.
- 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,155 ♪ You be inside of me ♪
- 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,198 Arr... Oh noo!
- 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,367 Get off me, get off me!
- 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,869 Somebody help.
- 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,996 I feel... Different.
- 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,372 Yeah.
- 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,832 Get off me Christina Aguillera.
- 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,168 Drink this, Eric.
- 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,003 God, help me.
- 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,754 She's gone.
- 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,922 Thank God.
- 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,800 What makes...
- 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,306 Wait a minute, Phil Collins sucks ass!
- 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,807 Yeah, what the hell were we thinking?
- 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,225 Boo!
- 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,852 I think it's working.
- 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,812 Boo! Boo! Boo!
- 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,273 Shut your filthy holes you little bastards!
- 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,566 Get off the stage Phil Collins!
- 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,817 We want Timmy!
- 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:53,902 Yeah.
- 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,486 You just want to laugh at him.
- 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,072 No, you see we learned something today.
- 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,365 Yeah sure, we laughed at Timmy,
- 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,992 but what's wrong with laughter?
- 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,368 Just because we laugh at something
- 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,953 doesn't mean we don't care about it.
- 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,747 Timmy made us smile and playing made Timmy smile,
- 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,832 so where is the harm in that?
- 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,834 The people in the wrong, are the people who think Timmy should be protected
- 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,711 and kept out of the public's eye.
- 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,338 The cool thing about Timmy being in a band
- 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,757 was that he was in your face, and you had to deal with him.
- 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,383 Whether you laughed or cried or felt nothing.
- 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,968 That's why Timmy rules.
- 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,094 Yeah.
- 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,221 Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,305 Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,224 Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,851 Man it sucks not being part of Lollapalabala.
- 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,019 Yeah.
- 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,437 Hey dudes.
- 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,022 Skylar, what are you doing here?
- 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,066 Isn't "Reach for the Skylar" supposed to play soon?
- 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,318 They booed Phil Collins off the stage.
- 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,778 Everyone is chanting for
- 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,696 "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld".
- 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,616 So now that they want us you think you can just
- 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,493 waltz back into our lives and be in the band again?
- 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,245 I don't expect anything.
- 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,705 Timmy, I just wanted to say
- 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,916 we had some pretty rocking times, dude.
- 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,418 And maybe I let fame and Phil Collins go to my head.
- 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,504 Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,339 Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,174 Wow, they really are chanting for us.
- 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,634 They want us back.
- 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,261 What do you say, Timmy?
- 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,054 Timmy.
- 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,639 Alright! - Alright!
- 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,808 Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado
- 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:11,980 it is my pleasure to introduce the reunion tour of <i>Timmy.</i>
- 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,566 Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.
- 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:19,612 Timmy!
- 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,032 Timmy!
- 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,034 Yimmyyah!
- 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,624 Timmy-Timmy.
- 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,084 Timmy-Timmy.
- 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,502 ♪ And the Lords of the Underworld ♪
- 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,005 Put me down you filthy bastards!
- 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,048 Ah... Arrr!
- 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,134 Timmy, liv-a-lar!
- 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,595 Boo cha ka...
- 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,890 Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
- 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:53,479 Timmy.
- 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,481 ♪ And the Lords of the underworld ♪
- 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,861 ♪ Darkness fills my heart with pain ♪
- 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,654 Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,573 Tim-mah!!
- 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:10,219 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:12,304 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:13,597 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:15,516 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:16,767 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,644 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:18,769 --> 00:00:20,688 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,189 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:23,649 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,317 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:28,946 ♪ [Mumbling] ♪
- 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,991 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:35,703 Dude, did you do all your homework last night?
- 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:37,455 Yeah, but there was so much of it,
- 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:38,873 I was up until two in the morning.
- 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,708 I know.
- 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,543 Okay, children, I hope you all did your homework last night
- 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:46,047 because we're going to talk about pages 42 through 612.
- 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:47,590 First of all, who can tell me
- 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,508 what year the Founding Fathers got together?
- 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,761 Let's see, how about...
- 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,680 Please don't call me, please don't call on me.
- 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:55,931 Wendy. - Whew!
- 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,516 1776.
- 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,894 Good job, Wendy, and what was that document called?
- 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:02,271 Oh, please God, don't let him call on me.
- 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,189 Father in heaven I beg you.
- 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:04,565 Kyle.
- 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,400 Oh, thank you Lord, praise Jesus!
- 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:07,485 The Declaration of Independence.
- 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:08,903 Very good, Kyle.
- 00:01:09,028 --> 00:01:10,696 Now, who can tell me what famous person
- 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,364 wrote the Declaration of Independence?
- 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:13,949 Let's see...
- 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:17,995 Oh, I know, how about the new student, Timmy.
- 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,288 Timmy!
- 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,165 No, it wasn't you, Timmy, try again.
- 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,875 Hee-yah...!
- 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,418 Timmy, did you not do your homework?
- 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:25,795 Timmy!
- 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,421 Ah, Mr. Garrison, haven't you figured it out?
- 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,714 Timmy's retarded.
- 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,299 Don't call people names, Stanley.
- 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,926 But he is.
- 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,469 Now, Timmy, you need to work on your study skills.
- 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:34,720 Duh...
- 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,388 Are you mocking me?
- 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:37,640 Because if you are, I have no problem sending your butt
- 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,100 to the principal's office.
- 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,726 Liv-a-laa... Liv-a-la Timmar!
- 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,269 That does it!
- 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:44,188 Well, Timmy, I just don't know what to do with you.
- 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,981 You're getting very poor marks in school,
- 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,150 and the teachers are complaining you're not paying attention.
- 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,152 Ah.
- 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,154 Young man, if you don't want to be held back a grade,
- 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,240 I suggest you start cooperating, m'kay.
- 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:55,825 Timmy!
- 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,661 Well, that does it, I'm suspending you, Timmy,
- 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,038 until you can learn to respect your elders.
- 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,082 Hold on there just a second, Principal Victoria.
- 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:06,001 I think I may know what the problem is.
- 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,211 Timmy.
- 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,504 Yes, of course.
- 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,713 What?
- 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,215 I think maybe Timmy is suffering from
- 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:13,300 something called "Attention Deficit Disorder"
- 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,718 or A.D.D.
- 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,220 It's very common in kids his age.
- 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,472 Oh! - Timmy!
- 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,266 Well, that certainly would explain it.
- 00:02:20,391 --> 00:02:21,851 It's should be easy enough to find out,
- 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,310 they have tests for that kind of thing now.
- 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:26,730 Liv-a-lar Timmy!
- 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:27,982 Alright this is a very simple test
- 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,567 that should determine, without a doubt
- 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:31,735 whether or not Timmy has Attention Deficit Disorder.
- 00:02:31,861 --> 00:02:33,154 Good. - M'kay.
- 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:34,864 Now, Timmy, I'm going to read you a book called
- 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,949 "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald,
- 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,576 at the end of the novel, I'll ask you a few questions,
- 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:39,410 Are you ready?
- 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,578 Him-my!
- 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,621 Okay, here we go.
- 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,124 "In my younger and more vulnerable years,
- 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:49,420 "My father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since...
- 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,594 "...so, we beat on, boats against the current,
- 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:59,471 born back ceaselessly into the past."
- 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:02,516 Ah-ahhh.
- 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,685 Okay, now Timmy, in chapter seven,
- 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:09,106 what kind of car did Gatsby drive?
- 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:09,940 Timmy!
- 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,775 Well, that settles it!
- 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:14,153 This young man definitely has Attention Deficit Disorder.
- 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:15,446 Oh-oh, I knew it.
- 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,031 What can we do for him, doctor?
- 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,782 Well, A.D.D. Is fairly common in kids today,
- 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,492 I'm going to prescribe some <i>ritalin.</i>
- 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:22,036 And we'll see how that goes for little Timmy.
- 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,454 Timmy...
- 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,373 Hurry up children, let's take our seats.
- 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,083 You better have done your homework last night, Timmy.
- 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:29,168 What's this?
- 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,294 Timmy.
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,004 A note from the principal.
- 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,756 "Please excuse Timmy from all questions and all homework,
- 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,883 as he has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder."
- 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,134 Oh, brother!
- 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,177 He doesn't have to do homework?
- 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,970 That's just swell, Timmy.
- 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,263 Looks like you've outsmarted the principal and the counselor.
- 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,015 Timmy.
- 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,433 Very well, I guess you're excused from homework.
- 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,602 Hey wait, I think maybe I have Attention Defunction Disorder.
- 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,145 Yeah, me too, I've got A.D.D.
- 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,022 Me too. - [all] I've got it.
- 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:53,317 "...after a while I went out and left the hospital
- 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:57,279 and walked back to the hotel in the rain."
- 00:03:57,404 --> 00:04:01,617 ( bump-bump-bump )
- 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:06,038 Alright now, in chapter 12, what kind of bottles did Ms. Van Campen talk about?
- 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,207 Anybody?
- 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:10,751 Anybody?
- 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:12,628 My God, these children all have A.D.D.
- 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,046 [all] Hooray!
- 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,465 Hooray.
- 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,676 It's ritalin for all of you!
- 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,803 [heavy metal music]
- 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,187 Dude, we suck.
- 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,356 Hey that's not the right attitude, Jonesy.
- 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,024 The Battle of the Bands is tomorrow night.
- 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:36,110 Dude, we'd never win the Battle of the Bands.
- 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:37,278 There's no big deal.
- 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:38,737 Not a big deal!
- 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,239 This year's winner gets to open for Phil Collins
- 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:41,907 at Lollapaloobooza and that's no big deal.
- 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,034 Hey guys, you better stop fighting.
- 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,036 We just got to practice more.
- 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,539 Dude, we've been practicing for eight years, Skylar.
- 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:50,666 Hey, am I the leader of this band or not?
- 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,835 Now, let's do it from the top.
- 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:58,257 Tim-mah!
- 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,052 Tim-mah!
- 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:03,679 What was that?
- 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,848 I don't know, man.
- 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:14,982 Whoa!
- 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:16,066 Who is that?
- 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,735 Timmy!
- 00:05:17,860 --> 00:05:19,320 Are you a singer, man?
- 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,864 La-la-Timmy.
- 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,453 Timmy!
- 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,415 Timmy!
- 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:32,207 Dude, that's hot!
- 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,001 Yeah.
- 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:36,045 There's your prescription Ms. McCormick,
- 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,629 $100 worth of ritalin.
- 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,715 Then he won't have Attention Deficit Disorder anymore?
- 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:40,883 We can only hope so.
- 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,259 Next!
- 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:43,844 Oh, hi Sheila.
- 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,638 Sharon, your son has Attention Deficit Disorder, too?
- 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:49,058 Yes, I should have known, it all makes sense now.
- 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,559 I could never get Stanley to pay attention
- 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,644 when his grandfather told him stories about the 30s.
- 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,439 I know what you mean, Kyle gets so hyper sometimes
- 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,441 he runs around and screams like a little eight-year-old.
- 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,776 I am eight.
- 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:00,194 Next, please.
- 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,695 What do we have here-- oh, ritalin.
- 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,155 Yes.
- 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,323 That's right I've got a bad case of A.D.D.
- 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,575 No homework for me.
- 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,327 Mr. Pharmacist, this ritalin doesn't have any side-effects does it?
- 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:11,038 No, your son may experience a small lack of energy,
- 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,748 but that's all.
- 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,084 And he might start seeing little Christina Aguillera monsters
- 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:16,585 but that's to be expected.
- 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,462 Oh, my!
- 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:23,550 ♪ Would you like to be laughing in fields of light ♪
- 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:27,596 ♪ Laughing in fields of light ♪
- 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,598 [all] Boo! - You suck!
- 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,641 [laughter]
- 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,434 Alright, that was
- 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,646 "Sisters of Mercy. Hold No Pain Against the Dark Lord"
- 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,356 with their song
- 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,066 "Spilt Blood on the Footsteps of My Mind (Revisited)".
- 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,734 We got the best response,
- 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,611 we'll be opening for Phil Collins for sure.
- 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,947 And now it's time for our final band.
- 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:45,989 Thank God!
- 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:47,157 [all laughing]
- 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,617 Give it up for,
- 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:51,995 "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld".
- 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:56,917 One, two, three, four!
- 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:00,337 Timmy!
- 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,174 Timmy! Yimmy, yeah!
- 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,052 ( cheering )
- 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,638 That handicapped dude rules!
- 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,723 Yeah.
- 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:14,059 You guys are terrible, how can you laugh at that poor kid?
- 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,727 Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,273 ♪ The Lords of the underworld ♪
- 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,444 ♪ Darkness fills my heart with pain ♪
- 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,570 Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,779 Dude, it's Timmy.
- 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:26,822 No way!
- 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,740 DA...DA...DA...
- 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:32,828 They're ridiculing that singer, come on let's get out of here.
- 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:38,167 Timmy, Timmy.
- 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,210 ♪ And the Lords of the underworld ♪
- 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,879 Timmy!
- 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:43,422 ♪ Darkness fills my heart with pain ♪
- 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,382 Timmy!
- 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,134 Timmy!
- 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,597 [cheering]
- 00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,056 That was awesome!
- 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,850 Yeah, Timmy rules!
- 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,269 Boys, you shouldn't laugh at him he's handicapped.
- 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,645 But, he's funny.
- 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,897 How, would you like to be handicapped?
- 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,607 Do you think that would be funny?
- 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,192 You're making him feel bad.
- 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,526 He looks pretty happy to me.
- 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,612 Oh, you people make me sick!
- 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,071 Dude, this is a no-brainer!
- 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,282 This year Battle of the Bands winner
- 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:15,287 and the band that gets to open for Phil Collins at Lullapolooza is <i>Timmy.</i>
- 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:16,997 We did it, dude.
- 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,291 Listen to them, they really love me.
- 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,501 Woo!
- 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:21,793 [all] Woo!
- 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,129 Yes, I'm a rocker!
- 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,969 Tonight we analyze the new rock sensation <i>Timmy,</i>
- 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,722 the controversial new band that's taken the country by storm.
- 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,016 Already playing at several large venues this month.
- 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,602 The band prepares for it's biggest gig, Lollapaloozaza.
- 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,354 Where they will open for Phil Collins.
- 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,064 But, Phil Collins is not happy.
- 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,817 Well, I think it's a horrible tragedy, isn't it?
- 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:50,155 I mean, people aren't going to see Timmy for his musical skills;
- 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,032 they're laughing at him.
- 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:55,160 And I think you shouldn't laugh at people with disabilities.
- 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,745 Ha, heh-heh.
- 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,248 Society has to learn to be more compassionate.
- 00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:04,169 This is going to stop, if I have to stop it myself.
- 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,796 Dude, did you see that stuff
- 00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,673 Phil Collins was saying about Timmy?
- 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,050 Yeah, what a dick, Timmy's five times more talented than he is.
- 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,094 Hey, guys, have you been taking your ritalin?
- 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,805 No we're not actually going to <i>take</i> that stuff.
- 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,266 No dude, you got to try it, it makes you feel good.
- 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,809 Good...
- 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,565 Hello, there children.
- 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,023 Hello, Chef. Hello, Chef. Hello, Chef.
- 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,066 Hello, Chef.
- 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,067 How's it going?
- 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:27,985 Very well, thank you.
- 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,069 Very well, thank you.
- 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,529 Everything's fine, why?
- 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,030 Because we're on ritalin.
- 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,657 What?
- 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,575 We all have Attention Deficit Disorder
- 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,993 so we all started taking ritalin.
- 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,953 It really takes the edge off, man, you should try it.
- 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,498 So, <i>that's</i> why all you children are acting all damn boring.
- 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,791 That's correct, Chef.
- 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,209 Dammit, children, you don't need drugs
- 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,752 to make you pay attention in school.
- 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,546 In my day, if we didn't pay attention
- 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,339 we got a belt to the bottom.
- 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,091 Now they try to cure everything with drugs.
- 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,926 Yes, but now we don't have any homework,
- 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,219 so we can go see Timmy play downtown at Mile High Stadium.
- 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,470 Oh boy, oh boy.
- 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,471 Oh boy.
- 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,599 Oh, it makes me sick!
- 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,892 Those damn psychologists prescribe all kind of medicine to you children,
- 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,644 without even caring about the side effects.
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,062 But there are no side effects, Chef.
- 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,897 No, none at all.
- 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,441 Reoww!
- 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,402 Did you guys see that?
- 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,945 See what?
- 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,865 You're watching <i>MTV.</i>
- 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,700 The cool brainwashing 12-year-old and younger station
- 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,160 that hides behind a slick image.
- 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,494 We're so cool, that we decide what's cool.
- 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,204 And now <i>MTV News.</i>
- 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,789 The news that is single-handedly dumbing down our country,
- 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,291 which is cool.
- 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,500 Here's your host, Kurt Loder.
- 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,086 Why am I still doing this?
- 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:31,798 I've got to be to the oldest person on this network by at least 40 years.
- 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,425 Kurt Loder didn't just say that.
- 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,385 No wait, he did just say it, but just to be cool.
- 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,220 That's what makes him cool.
- 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,765 You think Kurt Loder is cool and now the news that's cool.
- 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,684 Well, it's only two weeks until Lollapaloobuba
- 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,311 and the headlining band has changed,
- 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,313 now the headlining band is <i>Timmy,</i>
- 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,357 the new hit sensation out of Colorado.
- 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,567 This news came as a shock to the performer
- 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,195 that was going to headline Lalapulubla, Phil Collins.
- 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,073 Well, I think the sad question is
- 00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,824 where are the parents in all this?
- 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,161 I mean, that kid's parents is letting them be exploited
- 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,996 and they don't even seem to care.
- 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,666 And so Phil Collins decided to travel to South Park
- 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,876 and personally pay Timmy's parents a visit.
- 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,628 Well, I mean,
- 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,254 why are you letting them do this to your son?
- 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,465 Don't you see that everyone is just laughing at him.
- 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,716 Richard!
- 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,884 Helen!
- 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,136 Hey.
- 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,472 Phil Collins warns that a novelty band that makes fun of the handicapped
- 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,266 should not be allowed to play at Lollapoolula.
- 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,727 And vows to do everything in his power to stop it.
- 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,771 Phil Collins, by the way, divorced his wife by fax
- 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,439 and then married a 27-year-old.
- 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,692 I'm Kurt Loder and that's the news.
- 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,695 Okay, children, let's settle down.
- 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,950 I mean it, I want quiet.
- 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,994 My God, Mr. Head,
- 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,705 these children are so boring on ritalin.
- 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:48,333 Alright, children, today we're going to learn about
- 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,419 human reproduction!
- 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,003 What do you think about that?
- 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:56,591 Vaginas and penises...
- 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,177 Butt sex.
- 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,973 Damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?
- 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,100 What kind of smart-ass thing would I say, Mr. Garrison?
- 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,018 This is driving me crazy!
- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,563 I can't handle you little bastards being so mellow.
- 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,064 Gee, you seem a little stressed Mr. Garrison,
- 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,357 why don't you try some ritalin?
- 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,819 Ah...
- 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,405 There you go.
- 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:18,905 Reow!
- 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,240 Ahh!
- 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,867 Thank you, folks. Good night!
- 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,744 Alright, let's rock this house.
- 00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:24,745 Hello Miami!
- 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,288 Timmy!
- 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,790 Excuse me, Skylar.
- 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,333 Yeah.
- 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,419 Nice to meet you, I'm Phil Collins.
- 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,297 Oh, yeah, you're opening for us at Lollapaluzava.
- 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,965 I just want to tell you well,
- 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,384 that I think you're a great guitar player and songwriter.
- 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,595 Oh, thanks a lot, I appreciate that.
- 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,096 Gotta run.
- 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,849 It's too bad those other guys are holding you back.
- 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,225 Huh?
- 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,977 Well, I mean, it's obvious
- 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,730 all the talent and artistic vision comes from you.
- 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,024 Strange how everyone focuses on Timmy, isn't it.
- 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,985 I mean even the name of the band is <i>Timmy.</i>
- 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,863 The name of the band is <i>Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.</i>
- 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,908 Look, I used to be in a band too, <i>Genesis.</i>
- 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,494 But all those bastards did was hold me back, and hold me back,
- 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,788 but then finally I went solo.
- 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,791 And that's when I started writing really great songs.
- 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,210 But, look if you you're happy being on the sidelines,
- 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,879 being more of a cheerleader than a player,
- 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,548 well then I guess you should stay on as Timmy's shadow.
- 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:22,511 Oh, thanks man, see you.
- 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:27,474 That should just about put an end to all this Timmy nonsense.
- 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,645 Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,980 ( cheering )
- 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,524 Another great show, man.
- 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,234 There must have been 100,000 people out there.
- 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,486 Yeah, all of them chanting, "Timmy, Timmy".
- 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,695 Timmy!
- 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,489 What's the matter, Skylar?
- 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,991 The name of the band is "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld",
- 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,076 not just "Timmy".
- 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,410 Timmy.
- 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,620 And the Lords of the Underworld.
- 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,704 Timmy!
- 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,373 It's all about you, isn't it?
- 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,499 I'm sick of it!
- 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,792 Timmy gets all the applause.
- 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,418 Timmy gets all the chicks.
- 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,046 Well, you know what, forget you, man.
- 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,382 But, Timmy is what made our band famous.
- 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,800 Shut up, Malsey.
- 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,427 You can stay and deal with Mr. Egomaniac here,
- 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,595 but I'm moving on.
- 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,889 I don't need Timmy, I'm going solo.
- 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,224 Timmy.
- 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,851 No, don't try and stop me, man.
- 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,228 I'll see you on fame's backside.
- 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,398 Liba-la!
- 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,360 Hey, Terrence, what brand of pants am I wearing?
- 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,152 Let me see.
- 00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:21,945 ( fart )
- 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,196 Ha ha! Ha ha!
- 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,573 Let's watch something else.
- 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,657 Yes, let's.
- 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,450 You're watching <i>VH-1.</i>
- 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,244 Ah... Ah... Ah...
- 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,038 Here's Lollapala's news, the hit group, <i>Timmy</i> has broken up.
- 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,957 Oh, dear, Timmy's band broke up.
- 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,293 And so Phil Collins is back on as headliner.
- 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:40,046 The opening band now will be Timmy's guitarist Skylar's new solo project,
- 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,631 "Reach for the Skylar".
- 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,508 You know something, I think that's good.
- 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,135 It was wrong to make Timmy a singer.
- 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,636 Yeah, Phil Collins was right.
- 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,346 People laughed at Timmy.
- 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,390 And Timmy should be at home protected from laughter.
- 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,142 I agree.
- 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,227 You know what, you guys, we should go to the concert anyway,
- 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,854 and see Phil Collins.
- 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,690 Yeah, I think Phil Collins rocks the house.
- 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,151 Sounds good, so it's decided,
- 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,361 Phil Collins' concert for all of us.
- 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,821 Hoo-ray.
- 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,573 Oh, oh, hold still Kenny.
- 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,952 Oh, my goodness, you killed Kenny.
- 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,370 Bastard.
- 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,206 Parents, I called all you guys together,
- 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,541 because I think you might be making a mistake
- 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,084 putting your children on ritalin.
- 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,045 But, our kids have Attention Deficit Disorder,
- 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,339 they can't pay attention in school without it.
- 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,840 I know you want to help your kids,
- 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,508 but I brought over a videotape to show you
- 00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,802 that there are alternatives to ritalin.
- 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,554 There is a doctor in Northern California
- 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:33,099 who is doing really amazing things with kids who have A.D.D.
- 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,935 I want you watch this tape.
- 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,313 Hello, I'm Dr. Richard Shay,
- 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,191 here to tell you about my exciting new drug-free treatment
- 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,360 for children with Attention Deficit Disorder.
- 00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,736 Ya-ya... Ya-ya... Ya-ya...
- 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,238 This treatment is fast and effective
- 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,907 and doesn't use harmful drugs.
- 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,201 Watch closely as I apply treatment to the first child.
- 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,285 I want a horse--
- 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,244 I want a big brown horse
- 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,412 with a fluffy black tail--
- 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,748 ( whack ) Sit down and study!!
- 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,125 Oh, let's go race--
- 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,878 ( whap ) Sit down and study!!
- 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,755 Wahhh, aah--
- 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,508 ( smack ) Stop crying and do your schoolwork!
- 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,428 If you would like more information on my bold new treatments,
- 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,306 please send away from this brochure entitled
- 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,351 "You Can Either Calm Down, or I Can Pop You in the Mouth Again."
- 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,937 Well, what do you think.
- 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,856 I can have Dr. Shay come to South Park for a small fee.
- 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,608 That video had pretty colors.
- 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,068 It sure did.
- 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,903 What the-?
- 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,655 Dammit, have you all been taking your children's ritalin too?
- 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,656 Yes. Yes. Yes.
- 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,491 Oh, fudge it.
- 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,409 Chef, are you going to the Phil Collins concert tomorrow?
- 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,868 The what?
- 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,245 Phil Collins is playing Lollapalalas
- 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,788 and because we're all doing so well in school now
- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,206 our parents said they would take us.
- 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,208 Yes. Yes. Yes.
- 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,752 Hold on a second, you children, <i>want</i> to go see Phil Collins.
- 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,088 Yes, his flowing melodies are really enjoyable to us.
- 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,923 Oh, my God!
- 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,550 Come, see him with us.
- 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,346 Yes, come with us, come with us.
- 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,974 Ahhh, it's Christina Aguillera again, she's on my back.
- 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,936 That does it, the ritalin has affected your little cracker brains too deeply.
- 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,772 I'm going to see that damn pharmacist.
- 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,649 Look at that, ritalin stocks are up ten points.
- 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,359 That's easily another 20 grand apiece.
- 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:11,406 Hey, open this damn door!
- 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,490 Can I help you?
- 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,658 Yes, you can.
- 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,826 What the hell are you two doing
- 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,327 prescribing all the children ritalin.
- 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,455 Well, they've all been diagnosed with A.D.D.
- 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,664 That's Attention Deficit--
- 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,666 I know what it is, but now you've got
- 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,751 a town full of zombie children
- 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,044 from the planet Zandor.
- 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:24,919 Huh?
- 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,337 All around the country,
- 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,381 you bastard doctors are giving children ritalin,
- 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,341 and for every one child that actually needs it
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,343 you give it to 50,000 that don't.
- 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,345 Hey now, don't tell us our business, Mr. Chef--
- 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,347 you damn right I'll tell you your business,
- 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,725 because you two have your heads up your asses.
- 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,270 Thanks to you we have children in our town that like Phil Collins.
- 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,730 What?!
- 00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,648 That's right, you made them so dull and boring
- 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,901 that they're actually going to go to a Phil Collins concert.
- 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,612 My God, what have we done?
- 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,155 But, if I'd known.
- 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,990 I mean, Phil Collins, my God.
- 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,784 ( sobbing )
- 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,786 Well, how do we reverse the ritalin?
- 00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,788 We have to convince them not to take it,
- 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,372 but it'll be hard to get it away from them.
- 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,041 Then we need an antidote.
- 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,417 Yes, of course.
- 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,211 What's the antidote for ritalin?
- 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,089 I have some right here, it's a compound called <i>ritalout.</i>
- 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,132 We've got to get the antidote to all the children, quick!
- 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,386 ( cheering )
- 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,597 ♪ That's not a word ♪
- 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,225 ♪ Oh, boo boo ♪
- 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,976 ♪ That's not a word ♪
- 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,645 ♪ Boo, boo, yo ♪
- 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,605 Here, we can put the ritalin antidote in these drinks
- 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,482 and hand them out to the children.
- 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,027 ♪ Boo boo boo-dio ♪
- 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,779 ( calm clapping )
- 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:33,780 Oh, wasn't that great son?
- 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,782 It sure was, Dad.
- 00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,700 It's so wonderful to be on the same wavelength as our kids.
- 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,328 Here you go, Stan and Kyle, free drinks on me.
- 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,997 Oh, thank you, Chef, how nice.
- 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:48,670 And now, I'd like to sing the complex and amazing song that won me the Oscar.
- 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:53,591 A song entitled, You Be in Me.
- 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,763 ♪ You're inside of me ♪
- 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,725 ♪ Deep inside of me ♪
- 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:09,983 ♪ So deep in inside, I can feel you pushing against my heart ♪
- 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,651 Come on drink it down, it's free.
- 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,155 ♪ You be inside of me ♪
- 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,198 Arr... Oh noo!
- 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,367 Get off me, get off me!
- 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,869 Somebody help.
- 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,996 I feel... Different.
- 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,372 Yeah.
- 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,832 Get off me Christina Aguillera.
- 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,168 Drink this, Eric.
- 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,003 God, help me.
- 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,754 She's gone.
- 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,922 Thank God.
- 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,800 What makes...
- 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,306 Wait a minute, Phil Collins sucks ass!
- 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,807 Yeah, what the hell were we thinking?
- 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,225 Boo!
- 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,852 I think it's working.
- 00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,812 Boo! Boo! Boo!
- 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,273 Shut your filthy holes you little bastards!
- 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,566 Get off the stage Phil Collins!
- 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,817 We want Timmy!
- 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:53,902 Yeah.
- 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,486 You just want to laugh at him.
- 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,072 No, you see we learned something today.
- 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,365 Yeah sure, we laughed at Timmy,
- 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,992 but what's wrong with laughter?
- 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,368 Just because we laugh at something
- 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,953 doesn't mean we don't care about it.
- 00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,747 Timmy made us smile and playing made Timmy smile,
- 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,832 so where is the harm in that?
- 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,834 The people in the wrong, are the people who think Timmy should be protected
- 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,711 and kept out of the public's eye.
- 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,338 The cool thing about Timmy being in a band
- 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,757 was that he was in your face, and you had to deal with him.
- 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,383 Whether you laughed or cried or felt nothing.
- 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,968 That's why Timmy rules.
- 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,094 Yeah.
- 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,221 Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,305 Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,224 Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,851 Man it sucks not being part of Lollapalabala.
- 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,019 Yeah.
- 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,437 Hey dudes.
- 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,022 Skylar, what are you doing here?
- 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,066 Isn't "Reach for the Skylar" supposed to play soon?
- 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,318 They booed Phil Collins off the stage.
- 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,778 Everyone is chanting for
- 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,696 "Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld".
- 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,616 So now that they want us you think you can just
- 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,493 waltz back into our lives and be in the band again?
- 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,245 I don't expect anything.
- 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,705 Timmy, I just wanted to say
- 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,916 we had some pretty rocking times, dude.
- 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,418 And maybe I let fame and Phil Collins go to my head.
- 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,504 Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,339 Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
- 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,174 Wow, they really are chanting for us.
- 00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,634 They want us back.
- 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,261 What do you say, Timmy?
- 00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,054 Timmy.
- 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,639 Alright! - Alright!
- 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,808 Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado
- 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:11,980 it is my pleasure to introduce the reunion tour of <i>Timmy.</i>
- 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,566 Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld.
- 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:19,612 Timmy!
- 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,032 Timmy!
- 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,034 Yimmyyah!
- 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,624 Timmy-Timmy.
- 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,084 Timmy-Timmy.
- 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,502 ♪ And the Lords of the Underworld ♪
- 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,005 Put me down you filthy bastards!
- 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,048 Ah... Arrr!
- 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,134 Timmy, liv-a-lar!
- 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,595 Boo cha ka...
- 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,890 Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
- 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:53,479 Timmy.
- 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,481 ♪ And the Lords of the underworld ♪
- 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,861 ♪ Darkness fills my heart with pain ♪
- 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,654 Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!
- 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,573 Tim-mah!!
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