Тимми 2000

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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my

woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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♪ So come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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Dude, did you do all

your homework last night?

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Yeah, but there was

so much of it,

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I was up until

two in the morning.

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I know.

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Okay, children, I hope you all

did your homework last night

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because we're going to

talk about pages 42 through 612.

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First of all,

who can tell me

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what year the Founding Fathers

got together?

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Let's see, how about...

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Please don't call me,

please don't call on me.

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Wendy.

- Whew!

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1776.

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Good job, Wendy, and what

was that document called?

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Oh, please God, don't

let him call on me.

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Father in

heaven I beg you.

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Kyle.

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Oh, thank you Lord,

praise Jesus!

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The Declaration

of Independence.

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Very good, Kyle.

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Now, who can tell me

what famous person

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wrote the Declaration

of Independence?

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Let's see...

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Oh, I know, how about

the new student, Timmy.

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Timmy!

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No, it wasn't you, Timmy,

try again.

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Hee-yah...!

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Timmy, did you not

do your homework?

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Timmy!

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Ah, Mr. Garrison,

haven't you figured it out?

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Timmy's retarded.

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Don't call

people names, Stanley.

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But he is.

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Now, Timmy, you need to

work on your study skills.

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Duh...

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Are you mocking me?

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Because if you are, I have no

problem sending your butt

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to the

principal's office.

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Liv-a-laa...

Liv-a-la Timmar!

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That does it!

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Well, Timmy, I just don't

know what to do with you.

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You're getting

very poor marks in school,

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and the teachers are complaining

you're not paying attention.

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Ah.

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Young man, if you don't

want to be held back a grade,

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I suggest you start

cooperating, m'kay.

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Timmy!

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Well, that does it,

I'm suspending you, Timmy,

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until you can learn

to respect your elders.

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Hold on there just a second,

Principal Victoria.

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I think I may know

what the problem is.

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Timmy.

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Yes, of course.

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What?

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I think maybe Timmy

is suffering from

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something called

"Attention Deficit Disorder"

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or A.D.D.

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It's very common

in kids his age.

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Oh!

- Timmy!

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Well, that certainly

would explain it.

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It's should be

easy enough to find out,

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they have tests for

that kind of thing now.

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Liv-a-lar

Timmy!

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Alright this is

a very simple test

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that should determine,

without a doubt

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whether or not Timmy has

Attention Deficit Disorder.

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Good.

- M'kay.

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Now, Timmy, I'm going to

read you a book called

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"The Great Gatsby"

by F. Scott Fitzgerald,

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at the end of the novel,

I'll ask you a few questions,

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Are you ready?

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Him-my!

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Okay, here we go.

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"In my younger and more

vulnerable years,

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"My father gave me some advice

that I've been turning over

in my mind ever since...

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"...so, we beat on,

boats against the current,

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born back ceaselessly

into the past."

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Ah-ahhh.

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Okay, now Timmy,

in chapter seven,

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what kind of car

did Gatsby drive?

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Timmy!

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Well, that settles it!

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This young man definitely has

Attention Deficit Disorder.

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Oh-oh, I knew it.

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What can we do

for him, doctor?

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Well, A.D.D. Is

fairly common in kids today,

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I'm going to prescribe

some ritalin.

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And we'll see how that

goes for little Timmy.

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Timmy...

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Hurry up children,

let's take our seats.

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You better have done

your homework last night, Timmy.

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What's this?

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Timmy.

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A note

from the principal.

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"Please excuse Timmy from all

questions and all homework,

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as he has been diagnosed with

Attention Deficit Disorder."

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Oh, brother!

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He doesn't have to

do homework?

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That's just swell, Timmy.

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Looks like you've outsmarted the

principal and the counselor.

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Timmy.

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Very well, I guess you're

excused from homework.

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Hey wait, I think maybe I have

Attention Defunction Disorder.

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Yeah, me too,

I've got A.D.D.

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Me too.

- I've got it.

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"...after a while I went out

and left the hospital

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and walked back to the

hotel in the rain."

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Alright now, in chapter 12, what kind of

bottles did Ms. Van Campen talk about?

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Anybody?

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Anybody?

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My God, these children

all have A.D.D.

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Hooray!

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Hooray.

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It's ritalin

for all of you!

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Dude, we suck.

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Hey that's not

the right attitude, Jonesy.

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The Battle of the Bands

is tomorrow night.

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Dude, we'd never win the

Battle of the Bands.

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There's no big deal.

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Not a big deal!

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This year's winner gets

to open for Phil Collins

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at Lollapaloobooza and

that's no big deal.

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Hey guys, you better

stop fighting.

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We just got to

practice more.

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Dude, we've been practicing

for eight years, Skylar.

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Hey, am I the leader

of this band or not?

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Now, let's

do it from the top.

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Tim-mah!

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Tim-mah!

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What was that?

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I don't know, man.

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Whoa!

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Who is that?

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Timmy!

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Are you a

singer, man?

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La-la-Timmy.

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Timmy!

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Timmy!

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Dude, that's hot!

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Yeah.

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There's your prescription

Ms. McCormick,

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$100 worth of ritalin.

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Then he won't have Attention

Deficit Disorder anymore?

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We can only hope so.

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Next!

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Oh, hi Sheila.

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Sharon, your son has Attention

Deficit Disorder, too?

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Yes, I should have known,

it all makes sense now.

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I could never get Stanley

to pay attention

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when his grandfather told

him stories about the 30s.

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I know what you mean,

Kyle gets so hyper sometimes

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he runs around and screams

like a little eight-year-old.

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I am eight.

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Next, please.

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What do we have here--

oh, ritalin.

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Yes.

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That's right I've got

a bad case of A.D.D.

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No homework for me.

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Mr. Pharmacist, this ritalin doesn't

have any side-effects does it?

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No, your son may experience

a small lack of energy,

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but that's all.

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And he might start seeing little

Christina Aguillera monsters

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but that's

to be expected.

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Oh, my!

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♪ Would you like to be

laughing in fields of light ♪

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♪ Laughing in fields of light ♪

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Boo!

- You suck!

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Alright, that was

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"Sisters of Mercy. Hold No

Pain Against the Dark Lord"

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with their song

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"Spilt Blood on the Footsteps

of My Mind".

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We got the best response,

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we'll be opening for

Phil Collins for sure.

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And now it's time

for our final band.

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Thank God!

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Give it up for,

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"Timmy and

the Lords of the Underworld".

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One, two, three, four!

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Timmy!

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Timmy!

Yimmy, yeah!

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That handicapped

dude rules!

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Yeah.

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You guys are terrible, how can

you laugh at that poor kid?

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Timmy, Timmy!

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♪ The Lords of

the underworld ♪

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♪ Darkness fills

my heart with pain ♪

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Timmy, Timmy!

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Dude, it's Timmy.

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No way!

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DA...DA...DA...

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They're ridiculing that singer,

come on let's get out of here.

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Timmy, Timmy.

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♪ And the Lords

of the underworld ♪

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Timmy!

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♪ Darkness fills my

heart with pain ♪

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Timmy!

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Timmy!

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That was awesome!

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Yeah, Timmy rules!

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Boys, you shouldn't laugh at him

he's handicapped.

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But, he's funny.

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How, would you like

to be handicapped?

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Do you think that

would be funny?

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You're making

him feel bad.

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He looks pretty

happy to me.

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Oh, you people

make me sick!

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Dude, this is

a no-brainer!

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This year Battle

of the Bands winner

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and the band that gets to

open for Phil Collins at

Lullapolooza is Timmy.

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We did it, dude.

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Listen to them,

they really love me.

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Yes, I'm a rocker!

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Tonight we analyze

the new rock sensation Timmy,

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the controversial new band that's

taken the country by storm.

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Already playing at

several large venues this month.

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The band prepares for it's

biggest gig, Lollapaloozaza.

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Where they will open

for Phil Collins.

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But, Phil Collins

is not happy.

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Well, I think it's a

horrible tragedy, isn't it?

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I mean, people aren't going to

see Timmy for his musical skills;

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they're laughing at him.

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And I think you shouldn't laugh

at people with disabilities.

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Ha, heh-heh.

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Society has to learn

to be more compassionate.

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This is going to stop,

if I have to stop it myself.

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Dude, did you

see that stuff

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Phil Collins was

saying about Timmy?

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Yeah, what a dick, Timmy's five

times more talented than he is.

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Hey, guys, have you been

taking your ritalin?

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No we're not actually

going to take that stuff.

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No dude, you got to try it,

it makes you feel good.

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Good...

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Hello, there children.

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Hello, Chef.

Hello, Chef.

Hello, Chef.

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Hello, Chef.

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How's it going?

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Very well, thank you.

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Very well, thank you.

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Everything's fine, why?

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Because we're

on ritalin.

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What?

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We all have

Attention Deficit Disorder

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so we all started taking ritalin.

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It really takes the edge off,

man, you should try it.

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So, that's why all you children

are acting all damn boring.

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That's correct, Chef.

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Dammit, children,

you don't need drugs

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to make you pay

attention in school.

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In my day, if we

didn't pay attention

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we got a belt

to the bottom.

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Now they try to

cure everything with drugs.

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Yes, but now we don't

have any homework,

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so we can go see Timmy play

downtown at Mile High Stadium.

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Oh boy, oh boy.

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Oh boy.

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Oh, it makes me sick!

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Those damn psychologists

prescribe all kind of medicine

to you children,

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without even caring

about the side effects.

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But there are no

side effects, Chef.

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No, none at all.

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Reoww!

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Did you guys see that?

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See what?

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You're watching MTV.

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The cool brainwashing

12-year-old and younger station

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that hides behind

a slick image.

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We're so cool,

that we decide what's cool.

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And now MTV News.

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The news that is single-handedly

dumbing down our country,

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which is cool.

00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,500

Here's your host,

Kurt Loder.

00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,086

Why am I

still doing this?

00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:31,798

I've got to be to the oldest person

on this network by at least 40 years.

00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,425

Kurt Loder didn't

just say that.

00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,385

No wait, he did just say it,

but just to be cool.

00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,220

That's what

makes him cool.

00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,765

You think Kurt Loder is cool

and now the news that's cool.

00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,684

Well, it's only two weeks

until Lollapaloobuba

00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,311

and the headlining band

has changed,

00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,313

now the headlining band

is Timmy,

00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,357

the new hit sensation

out of Colorado.

00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,567

This news came as a shock

to the performer

00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,195

that was going to headline

Lalapulubla, Phil Collins.

00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,073

Well, I think the

sad question is

00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,824

where are the parents

in all this?

00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,161

I mean, that kid's parents is

letting them be exploited

00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,996

and they don't even

seem to care.

00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,666

And so Phil Collins

decided to travel to South Park

00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,876

and personally pay

Timmy's parents a visit.

00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,628

Well, I mean,

00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,254

why are you letting them

do this to your son?

00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,465

Don't you see that everyone

is just laughing at him.

00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,716

Richard!

00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,884

Helen!

00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,136

Hey.

00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,472

Phil Collins warns that a

novelty band that makes fun

of the handicapped

00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,266

should not be allowed

to play at Lollapoolula.

00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,727

And vows to do everything

in his power to stop it.

00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,771

Phil Collins, by the way,

divorced his wife by fax

00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,439

and then married

a 27-year-old.

00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,692

I'm Kurt Loder

and that's the news.

00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,695

Okay, children,

let's settle down.

00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,950

I mean it,

I want quiet.

00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,994

My God, Mr. Head,

00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,705

these children are

so boring on ritalin.

00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:48,333

Alright, children,

today we're going to learn about

00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,419

human reproduction!

00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,003

What do you

think about that?

00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:56,591

Vaginas and penises...

00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,177

Butt sex.

00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,973

Damn it, Eric, don't you have

some smart-ass thing to say?

00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,100

What kind of smart-ass thing

would I say, Mr. Garrison?

00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,018

This is driving me crazy!

00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,563

I can't handle you little

bastards being so mellow.

00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,064

Gee, you seem

a little stressed Mr. Garrison,

00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,357

why don't you

try some ritalin?

00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,819

Ah...

00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,405

There you go.

00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:18,905

Reow!

00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,240

Ahh!

00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,867

Thank you, folks.

Good night!

00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,744

Alright, let's

rock this house.

00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:24,745

Hello Miami!

00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,288

Timmy!

00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,790

Excuse me, Skylar.

00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,333

Yeah.

00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,419

Nice to meet you,

I'm Phil Collins.

00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,297

Oh, yeah, you're opening

for us at Lollapaluzava.

00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,965

I just want to

tell you well,

00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,384

that I think you're a great

guitar player and songwriter.

00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,595

Oh, thanks a lot,

I appreciate that.

00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,096

Gotta run.

00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,849

It's too bad those other guys

are holding you back.

00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,225

Huh?

00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,977

Well, I mean,

it's obvious

00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,730

all the talent and artistic

vision comes from you.

00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,024

Strange how everyone

focuses on Timmy, isn't it.

00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,985

I mean even the name

of the band is Timmy.

00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,863

The name of the band is Timmy

and the Lords of the Underworld.

00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,908

Look, I used to be

in a band too, Genesis.

00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,494

But all those bastards did was

hold me back, and hold me back,

00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,788

but then finally

I went solo.

00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,791

And that's when I started

writing really great songs.

00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,210

But, look if you you're

happy being on the sidelines,

00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,879

being more of a cheerleader

than a player,

00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,548

well then I guess you should

stay on as Timmy's shadow.

00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:22,511

Oh, thanks man,

see you.

00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:27,474

That should just about put an

end to all this Timmy nonsense.

00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,645

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!

00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,524

Another great show, man.

00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,234

There must have been

100,000 people out there.

00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,486

Yeah, all of them

chanting, "Timmy, Timmy".

00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,695

Timmy!

00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,489

What's the matter, Skylar?

00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,991

The name of the band is

"Timmy and the Lords

of the Underworld",

00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,076

not just "Timmy".

00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,410

Timmy.

00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,620

And the Lords

of the Underworld.

00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,704

Timmy!

00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,373

It's all about

you, isn't it?

00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,499

I'm sick of it!

00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,792

Timmy gets all

the applause.

00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,418

Timmy gets all

the chicks.

00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,046

Well, you know what,

forget you, man.

00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,382

But, Timmy is what

made our band famous.

00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,800

Shut up, Malsey.

00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,427

You can stay and deal with

Mr. Egomaniac here,

00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,595

but I'm moving on.

00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,889

I don't need Timmy,

I'm going solo.

00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,224

Timmy.

00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,851

No, don't try

and stop me, man.

00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,228

I'll see you

on fame's backside.

00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,398

Liba-la!

00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,360

Hey, Terrence, what brand

of pants am I wearing?

00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,152

Let me see.

00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,196

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,573

Let's watch

something else.

00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,657

Yes, let's.

00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,450

You're watching VH-1.

00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,244

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,038

Here's Lollapala's news,

the hit group, Timmy

has broken up.

00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,957

Oh, dear,

Timmy's band broke up.

00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,293

And so Phil Collins

is back on as headliner.

00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:40,046

The opening band now will be

Timmy's guitarist Skylar's

new solo project,

00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,631

"Reach for the Skylar".

00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,508

You know something,

I think that's good.

00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,135

It was wrong to

make Timmy a singer.

00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,636

Yeah, Phil Collins

was right.

00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,346

People laughed

at Timmy.

00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,390

And Timmy should be at home

protected from laughter.

00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,142

I agree.

00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,227

You know what, you guys, we

should go to the concert anyway,

00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,854

and see Phil Collins.

00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,690

Yeah, I think Phil Collins

rocks the house.

00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,151

Sounds good,

so it's decided,

00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,361

Phil Collins' concert

for all of us.

00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,821

Hoo-ray.

00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,573

Oh, oh,

hold still Kenny.

00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,952

Oh, my goodness,

you killed Kenny.

00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,370

Bastard.

00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,206

Parents, I called

all you guys together,

00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,541

because I think you

might be making a mistake

00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,084

putting your children

on ritalin.

00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,045

But, our kids have

Attention Deficit Disorder,

00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,339

they can't pay attention

in school without it.

00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,840

I know you want

to help your kids,

00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,508

but I brought over

a videotape to show you

00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,802

that there are

alternatives to ritalin.

00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,554

There is a doctor

in Northern California

00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:33,099

who is doing really

amazing things with

kids who have A.D.D.

00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,935

I want you

watch this tape.

00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,313

Hello, I'm Dr. Richard Shay,

00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,191

here to tell you about my

exciting new drug-free treatment

00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,360

for children with

Attention Deficit Disorder.

00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,736

Ya-ya...

Ya-ya...

Ya-ya...

00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,238

This treatment is

fast and effective

00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,907

and doesn't use

harmful drugs.

00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,201

Watch closely as I apply

treatment to the first child.

00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,285

I want a horse--

00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,244

I want a

big brown horse

00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,412

with a fluffy black tail--

00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,748

Sit down and study!!

00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,125

Oh, let's go race--

00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,878

Sit down and study!!

00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,755

Wahhh, aah--

00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,508

Stop crying and

do your schoolwork!

00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,428

If you would like more

information on my bold

new treatments,

00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,306

please send away

from this brochure entitled

00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,351

"You Can Either Calm Down,

or I Can Pop You in

the Mouth Again."

00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,937

Well, what do you think.

00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,856

I can have Dr. Shay come to

South Park for a small fee.

00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,608

That video had

pretty colors.

00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,068

It sure did.

00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,903

What the-?

00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,655

Dammit, have you all been taking

your children's ritalin too?

00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,656

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,491

Oh, fudge it.

00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,409

Chef, are you going to the

Phil Collins concert tomorrow?

00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,868

The what?

00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,245

Phil Collins is playing

Lollapalalas

00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,788

and because we're all doing

so well in school now

00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,206

our parents said

they would take us.

00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,208

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,752

Hold on a second, you children,

want to go see Phil Collins.

00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,088

Yes, his flowing melodies

are really enjoyable to us.

00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,923

Oh, my God!

00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,550

Come, see him with us.

00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,346

Yes, come with us,

come with us.

00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,974

Ahhh, it's Christina Aguillera

again, she's on my back.

00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,936

That does it, the ritalin

has affected your little

cracker brains too deeply.

00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,772

I'm going to see

that damn pharmacist.

00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,649

Look at that, ritalin stocks

are up ten points.

00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,359

That's easily another

20 grand apiece.

00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:11,406

Hey, open

this damn door!

00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,490

Can I help you?

00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,658

Yes, you can.

00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,826

What the hell are

you two doing

00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,327

prescribing all

the children ritalin.

00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,455

Well, they've all been

diagnosed with A.D.D.

00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,664

That's Attention Deficit--

00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,666

I know what it is,

but now you've got

00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,751

a town full of

zombie children

00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,044

from the planet Zandor.

00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:24,919

Huh?

00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,337

All around the country,

00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,381

you bastard doctors are

giving children ritalin,

00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,341

and for every one child

that actually needs it

00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,343

you give it to

50,000 that don't.

00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,345

Hey now, don't tell us

our business, Mr. Chef--

00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,347

you damn right I'll

tell you your business,

00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,725

because you two have

your heads up your asses.

00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,270

Thanks to you we have

children in our town

that like Phil Collins.

00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,730

What?!

00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,648

That's right, you made them

so dull and boring

00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,901

that they're actually going to

go to a Phil Collins concert.

00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,612

My God,

what have we done?

00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,155

But, if I'd known.

00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,990

I mean, Phil

Collins, my God.

00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,786

Well, how do we

reverse the ritalin?

00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,788

We have to convince

them not to take it,

00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,372

but it'll be hard

to get it away from them.

00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,041

Then we need

an antidote.

00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,417

Yes, of course.

00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,211

What's the antidote

for ritalin?

00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,089

I have some right here,

it's a compound called ritalout.

00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,132

We've got to get the antidote

to all the children, quick!

00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,597

♪ That's not a word ♪

00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,225

♪ Oh, boo boo ♪

00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,976

♪ That's not a word ♪

00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,645

♪ Boo, boo, yo ♪

00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,605

Here, we can put the ritalin

antidote in these drinks

00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,482

and hand them out

to the children.

00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,027

♪ Boo boo boo-dio ♪

00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:33,780

Oh, wasn't

that great son?

00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,782

It sure was, Dad.

00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,700

It's so wonderful to be on the

same wavelength as our kids.

00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,328

Here you go, Stan and Kyle,

free drinks on me.

00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,997

Oh, thank you, Chef,

how nice.

00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:48,670

And now, I'd like to sing

the complex and amazing song

that won me the Oscar.

00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:53,591

A song entitled,

You Be in Me.

00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,763

♪ You're inside of me ♪

00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,725

♪ Deep inside of me ♪

00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:09,983

♪ So deep in inside, I can feel

you pushing against my heart ♪

00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,651

Come on drink

it down, it's free.

00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,155

♪ You be inside of me ♪

00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,198

Arr...

Oh noo!

00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,367

Get off me,

get off me!

00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,869

Somebody help.

00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,996

I feel... Different.

00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,372

Yeah.

00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,832

Get off me

Christina Aguillera.

00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,168

Drink this, Eric.

00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,003

God, help me.

00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,754

She's gone.

00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,922

Thank God.

00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,800

What makes...

00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,306

Wait a minute,

Phil Collins sucks ass!

00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,807

Yeah, what the hell

were we thinking?

00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,225

Boo!

00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,852

I think

it's working.

00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,812

Boo!

Boo!

Boo!

00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,273

Shut your filthy holes

you little bastards!

00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,566

Get off the stage

Phil Collins!

00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,817

We want Timmy!

00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:53,902

Yeah.

00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,486

You just want to

laugh at him.

00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,072

No, you see we learned

something today.

00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,365

Yeah sure,

we laughed at Timmy,

00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,992

but what's wrong

with laughter?

00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,368

Just because

we laugh at something

00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,953

doesn't mean we don't

care about it.

00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,747

Timmy made us smile and

playing made Timmy smile,

00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,832

so where is

the harm in that?

00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,834

The people in the wrong,

are the people who think

Timmy should be protected

00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,711

and kept out of the

public's eye.

00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,338

The cool thing about

Timmy being in a band

00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,757

was that he was in your face,

and you had to deal with him.

00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,383

Whether you laughed

or cried or felt nothing.

00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,968

That's why

Timmy rules.

00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,094

Yeah.

00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,221

Timmy, Timmy!

00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,305

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,224

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,851

Man it sucks not being

part of Lollapalabala.

00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,019

Yeah.

00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,437

Hey dudes.

00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,022

Skylar, what are

you doing here?

00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,066

Isn't "Reach for the Skylar"

supposed to play soon?

00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,318

They booed Phil Collins

off the stage.

00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,778

Everyone is

chanting for

00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,696

"Timmy and the

Lords of the Underworld".

00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,616

So now that they want us

you think you can just

00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,493

waltz back into our lives

and be in the band again?

00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,245

I don't expect

anything.

00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,705

Timmy, I just

wanted to say

00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,916

we had some pretty

rocking times, dude.

00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,418

And maybe I let fame and

Phil Collins go to my head.

00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,504

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,339

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,174

Wow, they really are

chanting for us.

00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,634

They want us back.

00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,261

What do you say, Timmy?

00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,054

Timmy.

00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,639

Alright!

- Alright!

00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,808

Ladies and gentlemen,

without further ado

00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:11,980

it is my pleasure to introduce

the reunion tour of Timmy.

00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,566

Timmy and the Lords

of the Underworld.

00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:19,612

Timmy!

00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,032

Timmy!

00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,034

Yimmyyah!

00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,624

Timmy-Timmy.

00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,084

Timmy-Timmy.

00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,502

♪ And the Lords of

the Underworld ♪

00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,005

Put me down

you filthy bastards!

00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,048

Ah... Arrr!

00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,134

Timmy, liv-a-lar!

00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,595

Boo cha ka...

00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,890

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.

00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:53,479

Timmy.

00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,481

♪ And the Lords of

the underworld ♪

00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,861

♪ Darkness fills

my heart with pain ♪

00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,654

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!

00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,573

Tim-mah!!

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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my

woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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♪ [Mumbling] ♪

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♪ So come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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Dude, did you do all

your homework last night?

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Yeah, but there was

so much of it,

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I was up until

two in the morning.

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I know.

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Okay, children, I hope you all

did your homework last night

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because we're going to

talk about pages 42 through 612.

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First of all,

who can tell me

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what year the Founding Fathers

got together?

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Let's see, how about...

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Please don't call me,

please don't call on me.

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Wendy.

- Whew!

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1776.

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Good job, Wendy, and what

was that document called?

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Oh, please God, don't

let him call on me.

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Father in

heaven I beg you.

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Kyle.

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Oh, thank you Lord,

praise Jesus!

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The Declaration

of Independence.

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Very good, Kyle.

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Now, who can tell me

what famous person

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wrote the Declaration

of Independence?

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Let's see...

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Oh, I know, how about

the new student, Timmy.

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Timmy!

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No, it wasn't you, Timmy,

try again.

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Hee-yah...!

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Timmy, did you not

do your homework?

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Timmy!

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Ah, Mr. Garrison,

haven't you figured it out?

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Timmy's retarded.

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Don't call

people names, Stanley.

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But he is.

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Now, Timmy, you need to

work on your study skills.

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Duh...

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Are you mocking me?

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Because if you are, I have no

problem sending your butt

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to the

principal's office.

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Liv-a-laa...

Liv-a-la Timmar!

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That does it!

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Well, Timmy, I just don't

know what to do with you.

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You're getting

very poor marks in school,

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and the teachers are complaining

you're not paying attention.

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Ah.

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Young man, if you don't

want to be held back a grade,

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I suggest you start

cooperating, m'kay.

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Timmy!

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Well, that does it,

I'm suspending you, Timmy,

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until you can learn

to respect your elders.

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Hold on there just a second,

Principal Victoria.

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I think I may know

what the problem is.

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Timmy.

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Yes, of course.

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What?

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I think maybe Timmy

is suffering from

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something called

"Attention Deficit Disorder"

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or A.D.D.

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It's very common

in kids his age.

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Oh!

- Timmy!

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Well, that certainly

would explain it.

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It's should be

easy enough to find out,

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they have tests for

that kind of thing now.

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Liv-a-lar

Timmy!

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Alright this is

a very simple test

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that should determine,

without a doubt

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whether or not Timmy has

Attention Deficit Disorder.

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Good.

- M'kay.

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Now, Timmy, I'm going to

read you a book called

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"The Great Gatsby"

by F. Scott Fitzgerald,

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at the end of the novel,

I'll ask you a few questions,

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Are you ready?

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Him-my!

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Okay, here we go.

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"In my younger and more

vulnerable years,

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"My father gave me some advice

that I've been turning over

in my mind ever since...

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"...so, we beat on,

boats against the current,

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born back ceaselessly

into the past."

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Ah-ahhh.

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Okay, now Timmy,

in chapter seven,

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what kind of car

did Gatsby drive?

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Timmy!

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Well, that settles it!

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This young man definitely has

Attention Deficit Disorder.

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Oh-oh, I knew it.

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What can we do

for him, doctor?

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Well, A.D.D. Is

fairly common in kids today,

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I'm going to prescribe

some ritalin.

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And we'll see how that

goes for little Timmy.

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Timmy...

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Hurry up children,

let's take our seats.

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You better have done

your homework last night, Timmy.

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What's this?

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Timmy.

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A note

from the principal.

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"Please excuse Timmy from all

questions and all homework,

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as he has been diagnosed with

Attention Deficit Disorder."

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Oh, brother!

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He doesn't have to

do homework?

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That's just swell, Timmy.

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Looks like you've outsmarted the

principal and the counselor.

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Timmy.

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Very well, I guess you're

excused from homework.

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Hey wait, I think maybe I have

Attention Defunction Disorder.

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Yeah, me too,

I've got A.D.D.

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Me too.

- [all] I've got it.

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"...after a while I went out

and left the hospital

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and walked back to the

hotel in the rain."

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( bump-bump-bump )

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Alright now, in chapter 12, what kind of

bottles did Ms. Van Campen talk about?

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Anybody?

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Anybody?

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My God, these children

all have A.D.D.

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[all]

Hooray!

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Hooray.

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It's ritalin

for all of you!

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[heavy metal music]

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Dude, we suck.

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Hey that's not

the right attitude, Jonesy.

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The Battle of the Bands

is tomorrow night.

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Dude, we'd never win the

Battle of the Bands.

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There's no big deal.

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Not a big deal!

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This year's winner gets

to open for Phil Collins

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at Lollapaloobooza and

that's no big deal.

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Hey guys, you better

stop fighting.

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We just got to

practice more.

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Dude, we've been practicing

for eight years, Skylar.

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Hey, am I the leader

of this band or not?

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Now, let's

do it from the top.

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Tim-mah!

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Tim-mah!

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What was that?

00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,848

I don't know, man.

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Whoa!

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Who is that?

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Timmy!

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Are you a

singer, man?

00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,864

La-la-Timmy.

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Timmy!

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Timmy!

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Dude, that's hot!

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Yeah.

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There's your prescription

Ms. McCormick,

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$100 worth of ritalin.

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Then he won't have Attention

Deficit Disorder anymore?

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We can only hope so.

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Next!

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Oh, hi Sheila.

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Sharon, your son has Attention

Deficit Disorder, too?

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Yes, I should have known,

it all makes sense now.

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I could never get Stanley

to pay attention

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when his grandfather told

him stories about the 30s.

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I know what you mean,

Kyle gets so hyper sometimes

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he runs around and screams

like a little eight-year-old.

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I am eight.

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Next, please.

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What do we have here--

oh, ritalin.

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Yes.

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That's right I've got

a bad case of A.D.D.

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No homework for me.

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Mr. Pharmacist, this ritalin doesn't

have any side-effects does it?

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No, your son may experience

a small lack of energy,

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but that's all.

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And he might start seeing little

Christina Aguillera monsters

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but that's

to be expected.

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Oh, my!

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♪ Would you like to be

laughing in fields of light ♪

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♪ Laughing in fields of light ♪

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[all] Boo!

- You suck!

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[laughter]

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Alright, that was

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"Sisters of Mercy. Hold No

Pain Against the Dark Lord"

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with their song

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"Spilt Blood on the Footsteps

of My Mind (Revisited)".

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We got the best response,

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we'll be opening for

Phil Collins for sure.

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And now it's time

for our final band.

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Thank God!

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[all laughing]

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Give it up for,

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"Timmy and

the Lords of the Underworld".

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One, two, three, four!

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Timmy!

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Timmy!

Yimmy, yeah!

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( cheering )

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That handicapped

dude rules!

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Yeah.

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You guys are terrible, how can

you laugh at that poor kid?

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Timmy, Timmy!

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♪ The Lords of

the underworld ♪

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♪ Darkness fills

my heart with pain ♪

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Timmy, Timmy!

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Dude, it's Timmy.

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No way!

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DA...DA...DA...

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They're ridiculing that singer,

come on let's get out of here.

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Timmy, Timmy.

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♪ And the Lords

of the underworld ♪

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Timmy!

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♪ Darkness fills my

heart with pain ♪

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Timmy!

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Timmy!

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[cheering]

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That was awesome!

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Yeah, Timmy rules!

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Boys, you shouldn't laugh at him

he's handicapped.

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But, he's funny.

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How, would you like

to be handicapped?

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Do you think that

would be funny?

00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:03,192

You're making

him feel bad.

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He looks pretty

happy to me.

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Oh, you people

make me sick!

00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:08,071

Dude, this is

a no-brainer!

00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,282

This year Battle

of the Bands winner

00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:15,287

and the band that gets to

open for Phil Collins at

Lullapolooza is Timmy.

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We did it, dude.

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Listen to them,

they really love me.

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Woo!

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[all]

Woo!

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Yes, I'm a rocker!

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Tonight we analyze

the new rock sensation Timmy,

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the controversial new band that's

taken the country by storm.

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Already playing at

several large venues this month.

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The band prepares for it's

biggest gig, Lollapaloozaza.

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Where they will open

for Phil Collins.

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But, Phil Collins

is not happy.

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Well, I think it's a

horrible tragedy, isn't it?

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I mean, people aren't going to

see Timmy for his musical skills;

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they're laughing at him.

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And I think you shouldn't laugh

at people with disabilities.

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Ha, heh-heh.

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Society has to learn

to be more compassionate.

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This is going to stop,

if I have to stop it myself.

00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:05,796

Dude, did you

see that stuff

00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,673

Phil Collins was

saying about Timmy?

00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:10,050

Yeah, what a dick, Timmy's five

times more talented than he is.

00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,094

Hey, guys, have you been

taking your ritalin?

00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,805

No we're not actually

going to take that stuff.

00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:17,266

No dude, you got to try it,

it makes you feel good.

00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,809

Good...

00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,565

Hello, there children.

00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:25,023

Hello, Chef.

Hello, Chef.

Hello, Chef.

00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,066

Hello, Chef.

00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,067

How's it going?

00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:27,985

Very well, thank you.

00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,069

Very well, thank you.

00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,529

Everything's fine, why?

00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:32,030

Because we're

on ritalin.

00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,657

What?

00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,575

We all have

Attention Deficit Disorder

00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,993

so we all started taking ritalin.

00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,953

It really takes the edge off,

man, you should try it.

00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,498

So, that's why all you children

are acting all damn boring.

00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,791

That's correct, Chef.

00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,209

Dammit, children,

you don't need drugs

00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,752

to make you pay

attention in school.

00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,546

In my day, if we

didn't pay attention

00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,339

we got a belt

to the bottom.

00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,091

Now they try to

cure everything with drugs.

00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:52,926

Yes, but now we don't

have any homework,

00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,219

so we can go see Timmy play

downtown at Mile High Stadium.

00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,470

Oh boy, oh boy.

00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:56,471

Oh boy.

00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,599

Oh, it makes me sick!

00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,892

Those damn psychologists

prescribe all kind of medicine

to you children,

00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,644

without even caring

about the side effects.

00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,062

But there are no

side effects, Chef.

00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,897

No, none at all.

00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,441

Reoww!

00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,402

Did you guys see that?

00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,945

See what?

00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,865

You're watching MTV.

00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,700

The cool brainwashing

12-year-old and younger station

00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,160

that hides behind

a slick image.

00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,494

We're so cool,

that we decide what's cool.

00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,204

And now MTV News.

00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,789

The news that is single-handedly

dumbing down our country,

00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,291

which is cool.

00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,500

Here's your host,

Kurt Loder.

00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,086

Why am I

still doing this?

00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:31,798

I've got to be to the oldest person

on this network by at least 40 years.

00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,425

Kurt Loder didn't

just say that.

00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,385

No wait, he did just say it,

but just to be cool.

00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,220

That's what

makes him cool.

00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,765

You think Kurt Loder is cool

and now the news that's cool.

00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,684

Well, it's only two weeks

until Lollapaloobuba

00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,311

and the headlining band

has changed,

00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,313

now the headlining band

is Timmy,

00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,357

the new hit sensation

out of Colorado.

00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,567

This news came as a shock

to the performer

00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:53,195

that was going to headline

Lalapulubla, Phil Collins.

00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,073

Well, I think the

sad question is

00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,824

where are the parents

in all this?

00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,161

I mean, that kid's parents is

letting them be exploited

00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,996

and they don't even

seem to care.

00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,666

And so Phil Collins

decided to travel to South Park

00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,876

and personally pay

Timmy's parents a visit.

00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,628

Well, I mean,

00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,254

why are you letting them

do this to your son?

00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:13,465

Don't you see that everyone

is just laughing at him.

00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,716

Richard!

00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,884

Helen!

00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,136

Hey.

00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,472

Phil Collins warns that a

novelty band that makes fun

of the handicapped

00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:23,266

should not be allowed

to play at Lollapoolula.

00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,727

And vows to do everything

in his power to stop it.

00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,771

Phil Collins, by the way,

divorced his wife by fax

00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,439

and then married

a 27-year-old.

00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,692

I'm Kurt Loder

and that's the news.

00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:34,695

Okay, children,

let's settle down.

00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,950

I mean it,

I want quiet.

00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,994

My God, Mr. Head,

00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,705

these children are

so boring on ritalin.

00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:48,333

Alright, children,

today we're going to learn about

00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,419

human reproduction!

00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,003

What do you

think about that?

00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:56,591

Vaginas and penises...

00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:59,177

Butt sex.

00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,973

Damn it, Eric, don't you have

some smart-ass thing to say?

00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,100

What kind of smart-ass thing

would I say, Mr. Garrison?

00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,018

This is driving me crazy!

00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,563

I can't handle you little

bastards being so mellow.

00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,064

Gee, you seem

a little stressed Mr. Garrison,

00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,357

why don't you

try some ritalin?

00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:15,819

Ah...

00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,405

There you go.

00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:18,905

Reow!

00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,240

Ahh!

00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,867

Thank you, folks.

Good night!

00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,744

Alright, let's

rock this house.

00:12:23,869 --> 00:12:24,745

Hello Miami!

00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,288

Timmy!

00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,790

Excuse me, Skylar.

00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,333

Yeah.

00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,419

Nice to meet you,

I'm Phil Collins.

00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,297

Oh, yeah, you're opening

for us at Lollapaluzava.

00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,965

I just want to

tell you well,

00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,384

that I think you're a great

guitar player and songwriter.

00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,595

Oh, thanks a lot,

I appreciate that.

00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,096

Gotta run.

00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,849

It's too bad those other guys

are holding you back.

00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,225

Huh?

00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,977

Well, I mean,

it's obvious

00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,730

all the talent and artistic

vision comes from you.

00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,024

Strange how everyone

focuses on Timmy, isn't it.

00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,985

I mean even the name

of the band is Timmy.

00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,863

The name of the band is Timmy

and the Lords of the Underworld.

00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,908

Look, I used to be

in a band too, Genesis.

00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,494

But all those bastards did was

hold me back, and hold me back,

00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,788

but then finally

I went solo.

00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,791

And that's when I started

writing really great songs.

00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,210

But, look if you you're

happy being on the sidelines,

00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,879

being more of a cheerleader

than a player,

00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,548

well then I guess you should

stay on as Timmy's shadow.

00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:22,511

Oh, thanks man,

see you.

00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:27,474

That should just about put an

end to all this Timmy nonsense.

00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,645

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!

00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,980

( cheering )

00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,524

Another great show, man.

00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,234

There must have been

100,000 people out there.

00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,486

Yeah, all of them

chanting, "Timmy, Timmy".

00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,695

Timmy!

00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,489

What's the matter, Skylar?

00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,991

The name of the band is

"Timmy and the Lords

of the Underworld",

00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,076

not just "Timmy".

00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,410

Timmy.

00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,620

And the Lords

of the Underworld.

00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,704

Timmy!

00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,373

It's all about

you, isn't it?

00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,499

I'm sick of it!

00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,792

Timmy gets all

the applause.

00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,418

Timmy gets all

the chicks.

00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:58,046

Well, you know what,

forget you, man.

00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,382

But, Timmy is what

made our band famous.

00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,800

Shut up, Malsey.

00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:04,427

You can stay and deal with

Mr. Egomaniac here,

00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,595

but I'm moving on.

00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,889

I don't need Timmy,

I'm going solo.

00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,224

Timmy.

00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,851

No, don't try

and stop me, man.

00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,228

I'll see you

on fame's backside.

00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,398

Liba-la!

00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,360

Hey, Terrence, what brand

of pants am I wearing?

00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,152

Let me see.

00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:21,945

( fart )

00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,196

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,573

Let's watch

something else.

00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,657

Yes, let's.

00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,450

You're watching VH-1.

00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,244

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,038

Here's Lollapala's news,

the hit group, Timmy

has broken up.

00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,957

Oh, dear,

Timmy's band broke up.

00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,293

And so Phil Collins

is back on as headliner.

00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:40,046

The opening band now will be

Timmy's guitarist Skylar's

new solo project,

00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,631

"Reach for the Skylar".

00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,508

You know something,

I think that's good.

00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,135

It was wrong to

make Timmy a singer.

00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,636

Yeah, Phil Collins

was right.

00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,346

People laughed

at Timmy.

00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,390

And Timmy should be at home

protected from laughter.

00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,142

I agree.

00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,227

You know what, you guys, we

should go to the concert anyway,

00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,854

and see Phil Collins.

00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,690

Yeah, I think Phil Collins

rocks the house.

00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,151

Sounds good,

so it's decided,

00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,361

Phil Collins' concert

for all of us.

00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,821

Hoo-ray.

00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,573

Oh, oh,

hold still Kenny.

00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,952

Oh, my goodness,

you killed Kenny.

00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,370

Bastard.

00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,206

Parents, I called

all you guys together,

00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,541

because I think you

might be making a mistake

00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,084

putting your children

on ritalin.

00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,045

But, our kids have

Attention Deficit Disorder,

00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,339

they can't pay attention

in school without it.

00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:23,840

I know you want

to help your kids,

00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,508

but I brought over

a videotape to show you

00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,802

that there are

alternatives to ritalin.

00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,554

There is a doctor

in Northern California

00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:33,099

who is doing really

amazing things with

kids who have A.D.D.

00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,935

I want you

watch this tape.

00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,313

Hello, I'm Dr. Richard Shay,

00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,191

here to tell you about my

exciting new drug-free treatment

00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,360

for children with

Attention Deficit Disorder.

00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,736

Ya-ya...

Ya-ya...

Ya-ya...

00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,238

This treatment is

fast and effective

00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,907

and doesn't use

harmful drugs.

00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,201

Watch closely as I apply

treatment to the first child.

00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,285

I want a horse--

00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,244

I want a

big brown horse

00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,412

with a fluffy black tail--

00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,748

( whack )

Sit down and study!!

00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,125

Oh, let's go race--

00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,878

( whap )

Sit down and study!!

00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,755

Wahhh, aah--

00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,508

( smack )

Stop crying and

do your schoolwork!

00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:10,428

If you would like more

information on my bold

new treatments,

00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,306

please send away

from this brochure entitled

00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,351

"You Can Either Calm Down,

or I Can Pop You in

the Mouth Again."

00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,937

Well, what do you think.

00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,856

I can have Dr. Shay come to

South Park for a small fee.

00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,608

That video had

pretty colors.

00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,068

It sure did.

00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,903

What the-?

00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,655

Dammit, have you all been taking

your children's ritalin too?

00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:29,656

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,491

Oh, fudge it.

00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:32,409

Chef, are you going to the

Phil Collins concert tomorrow?

00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,868

The what?

00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,245

Phil Collins is playing

Lollapalalas

00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,788

and because we're all doing

so well in school now

00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,206

our parents said

they would take us.

00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,208

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,752

Hold on a second, you children,

want to go see Phil Collins.

00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,088

Yes, his flowing melodies

are really enjoyable to us.

00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,923

Oh, my God!

00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,550

Come, see him with us.

00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,346

Yes, come with us,

come with us.

00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,974

Ahhh, it's Christina Aguillera

again, she's on my back.

00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,936

That does it, the ritalin

has affected your little

cracker brains too deeply.

00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,772

I'm going to see

that damn pharmacist.

00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,649

Look at that, ritalin stocks

are up ten points.

00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,359

That's easily another

20 grand apiece.

00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:11,406

Hey, open

this damn door!

00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,490

Can I help you?

00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,658

Yes, you can.

00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:14,826

What the hell are

you two doing

00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,327

prescribing all

the children ritalin.

00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,455

Well, they've all been

diagnosed with A.D.D.

00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,664

That's Attention Deficit--

00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,666

I know what it is,

but now you've got

00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,751

a town full of

zombie children

00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,044

from the planet Zandor.

00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:24,919

Huh?

00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,337

All around the country,

00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,381

you bastard doctors are

giving children ritalin,

00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,341

and for every one child

that actually needs it

00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,343

you give it to

50,000 that don't.

00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,345

Hey now, don't tell us

our business, Mr. Chef--

00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,347

you damn right I'll

tell you your business,

00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,725

because you two have

your heads up your asses.

00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,270

Thanks to you we have

children in our town

that like Phil Collins.

00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,730

What?!

00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,648

That's right, you made them

so dull and boring

00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,901

that they're actually going to

go to a Phil Collins concert.

00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,612

My God,

what have we done?

00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,155

But, if I'd known.

00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,990

I mean, Phil

Collins, my God.

00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,784

( sobbing )

00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,786

Well, how do we

reverse the ritalin?

00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,788

We have to convince

them not to take it,

00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,372

but it'll be hard

to get it away from them.

00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,041

Then we need

an antidote.

00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,417

Yes, of course.

00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,211

What's the antidote

for ritalin?

00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,089

I have some right here,

it's a compound called ritalout.

00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,132

We've got to get the antidote

to all the children, quick!

00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,386

( cheering )

00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,597

♪ That's not a word ♪

00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:20,225

♪ Oh, boo boo ♪

00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,976

♪ That's not a word ♪

00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,645

♪ Boo, boo, yo ♪

00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,605

Here, we can put the ritalin

antidote in these drinks

00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,482

and hand them out

to the children.

00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,027

♪ Boo boo boo-dio ♪

00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:32,779

( calm clapping )

00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:33,780

Oh, wasn't

that great son?

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It sure was, Dad.

00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:37,700

It's so wonderful to be on the

same wavelength as our kids.

00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:40,328

Here you go, Stan and Kyle,

free drinks on me.

00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,997

Oh, thank you, Chef,

how nice.

00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:48,670

And now, I'd like to sing

the complex and amazing song

that won me the Oscar.

00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:53,591

A song entitled,

You Be in Me.

00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,763

♪ You're inside of me ♪

00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,725

♪ Deep inside of me ♪

00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:09,983

♪ So deep in inside, I can feel

you pushing against my heart ♪

00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,651

Come on drink

it down, it's free.

00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,155

♪ You be inside of me ♪

00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,198

Arr...

Oh noo!

00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,367

Get off me,

get off me!

00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,869

Somebody help.

00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,996

I feel... Different.

00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,372

Yeah.

00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,832

Get off me

Christina Aguillera.

00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,168

Drink this, Eric.

00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,003

God, help me.

00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,754

She's gone.

00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,922

Thank God.

00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,800

What makes...

00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:41,306

Wait a minute,

Phil Collins sucks ass!

00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,807

Yeah, what the hell

were we thinking?

00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,225

Boo!

00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,852

I think

it's working.

00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:47,812

Boo!

Boo!

Boo!

00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,273

Shut your filthy holes

you little bastards!

00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,566

Get off the stage

Phil Collins!

00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,817

We want Timmy!

00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:53,902

Yeah.

00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,486

You just want to

laugh at him.

00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,072

No, you see we learned

something today.

00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,365

Yeah sure,

we laughed at Timmy,

00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,992

but what's wrong

with laughter?

00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,368

Just because

we laugh at something

00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,953

doesn't mean we don't

care about it.

00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,747

Timmy made us smile and

playing made Timmy smile,

00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,832

so where is

the harm in that?

00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,834

The people in the wrong,

are the people who think

Timmy should be protected

00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,711

and kept out of the

public's eye.

00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,338

The cool thing about

Timmy being in a band

00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,757

was that he was in your face,

and you had to deal with him.

00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,383

Whether you laughed

or cried or felt nothing.

00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,968

That's why

Timmy rules.

00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,094

Yeah.

00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,221

Timmy, Timmy!

00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,305

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,224

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,851

Man it sucks not being

part of Lollapalabala.

00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,019

Yeah.

00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,437

Hey dudes.

00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,022

Skylar, what are

you doing here?

00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,066

Isn't "Reach for the Skylar"

supposed to play soon?

00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,318

They booed Phil Collins

off the stage.

00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,778

Everyone is

chanting for

00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,696

"Timmy and the

Lords of the Underworld".

00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,616

So now that they want us

you think you can just

00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,493

waltz back into our lives

and be in the band again?

00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,245

I don't expect

anything.

00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,705

Timmy, I just

wanted to say

00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,916

we had some pretty

rocking times, dude.

00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,418

And maybe I let fame and

Phil Collins go to my head.

00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,504

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,339

Timmy!

Timmy!

Timmy!

00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,174

Wow, they really are

chanting for us.

00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,634

They want us back.

00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,261

What do you say, Timmy?

00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,054

Timmy.

00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,639

Alright!

- Alright!

00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,808

Ladies and gentlemen,

without further ado

00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:11,980

it is my pleasure to introduce

the reunion tour of Timmy.

00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,566

Timmy and the Lords

of the Underworld.

00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:19,612

Timmy!

00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,032

Timmy!

00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,034

Yimmyyah!

00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,624

Timmy-Timmy.

00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,084

Timmy-Timmy.

00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,502

♪ And the Lords of

the Underworld ♪

00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,005

Put me down

you filthy bastards!

00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,048

Ah... Arrr!

00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,134

Timmy, liv-a-lar!

00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,595

Boo cha ka...

00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,890

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.

00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:53,479

Timmy.

00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,481

♪ And the Lords of

the underworld ♪

00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,861

♪ Darkness fills

my heart with pain ♪

00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,654

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!

00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,573

Tim-mah!!