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Классические рождественские песни от мистера Хэнки
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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- 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:08,676 Fighting the Frizzies at 11:00!
- 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:12,555 ♪ We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose ♪
- 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,974 ♪ And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow ♪
- 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ But all of those stories seem kind of gay ♪
- 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,691 ♪ 'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday... ♪
- 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:33,993 ♪ Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo ♪
- 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,245 ♪ Small and brown he comes from you ♪
- 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,664 ♪ Sit on the toilet here he comes ♪
- 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,958 ♪ Squeezin' 'tween your festive buns ♪
- 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,335 ♪ A present from down below ♪
- 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:45,629 ♪ Spreading joy with a howdy-ho ♪
- 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,256 ♪ He's seen the love inside of you ♪
- 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,925 ♪ 'Cause he's a piece of poo ♪
- 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,011 ♪ Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny ♪
- 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:54,472 ♪ He can be brown or greenish brown ♪
- 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,724 ♪ But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve ♪
- 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,893 ♪ He might come to your town ♪
- 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,312 ♪ Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo ♪
- 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,981 ♪ He loves me, I love you ♪
- 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,067 ♪ Therefore, vicariouly he loves you ♪
- 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:09,028 ♪ I can make a Mr. Hankey, too ♪
- 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,113 Howdy-ho!
- 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,616 ♪ I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo ♪
- 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,869 ♪ Seasons greetings to all of you ♪
- 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,121 ♪ Let's sing songs and dance and play ♪
- 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,373 ♪ Now before I melt away ♪
- 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,834 ♪ Here's a game I like to play ♪
- 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,961 ♪ Stick me in your mouth and try to say ♪
- 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,172 ♪ Howdy-ho and yum-yum-yum ♪
- 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,508 ♪ Christmas time has come ♪
- 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,843 ♪ Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm ♪
- 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,221 ♪ Sometimes he's practically water ♪
- 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:37,306 ♪ Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass ♪
- 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,183 ♪ And won't fall in the toilet ♪
- 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,143 ♪ 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter ♪
- 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,270 ♪ And he won't drop off so you shake your ass around ♪
- 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,605 ♪ And try to get it to drop in the toilet ♪
- 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:47,358 ♪ And finally it does... ♪
- 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:50,194 ♪ Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo ♪
- 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,488 ♪ When Christmas leaves he must leave too ♪
- 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,616 ♪ Flush him down but he's never gone... ♪
- 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,788 ♪ His smell and his spirit lingers on... ♪♪
- 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,710 Howdy-ho!
- 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,256 Howdy-ho, folks!
- 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:12,883 We're gonna do something a little bit different tonight!
- 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,885 Instead of our normal thing,
- 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:18,806 we're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs!
- 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,349 And if you don't like it...
- 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,269 well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls.
- 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:26,480 So, let's start off with a festive Hanukkah song
- 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,817 sung by my favorite Jewish person in the whole world.
- 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,487 Okay Ike, you're my little brother,
- 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,823 so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah.
- 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,032 This is called a "dreidel".
- 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,325 You spin it and see where it lands
- 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,411 and you sing this song:
- 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:41,912 ♪ I have a little dreidel ♪
- 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,622 ♪ I made it out of clay ♪
- 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,291 ♪ And when it's dry and ready ♪
- 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:46,917 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,377 ♪ Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,004 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,630 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,674 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,134 Hey, what the hell are you doing?
- 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:56,260 Oh, hey, Cartman!
- 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,928 We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
- 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,889 Sure!
- 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,348 ♪ Here's a little dreidel ♪
- 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,933 ♪ That's small and made of clay ♪
- 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,351 ♪ But I'm not gonna play with it ♪
- 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,811 ♪ 'Cause dreidels' freakin' gay ♪
- 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,771 Hey, shut your mouth, fat ass!
- 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,148 ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,441 ♪ Play stupid games ♪
- 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,818 ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,320 ♪ That's why they're lame ♪ - ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
- 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:15,988 ♪ Jews... ♪ - ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,656 ♪ Play stupid games ♪ - ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
- 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:18,866 ♪ Jews... ♪ - ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:19,867 ♪ That's why they're lame ♪
- 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:20,993 What's going on?
- 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,828 Oh, it's that Hanukkah thing.
- 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,747 It's <i>so</i> amazing.
- 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,248 You spin this thing on the ground
- 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,708 and it goes 'round and 'round.
- 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,126 I could watch it all day!
- 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,711 Let me try!
- 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,631 ♪ I'll try to make it spin ♪
- 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:36,884 ♪ It fell, I'll try again ♪
- 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,594 ♪ Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪ - ♪ I'll try ♪
- 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,221 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪ - ♪ To make it spin ♪
- 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:41,722 ♪ It fell ♪ - ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:42,932 ♪ I'll try again ♪ - ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,558 ♪ Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,310 ♪ Jews... ♪ - ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,645 ♪ Play stupid games ♪ - ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,772 ♪ Jews... ♪ - ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,482 ♪ That's why they're lame ♪ - ♪ Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,067 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪ - ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,526 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪ - ♪ Play stupid games ♪
- 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:55,653 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪ - ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:56,570 ♪ That's why they're lame ♪
- 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,571 Hello, boys!
- 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:58,572 Hi, Mom!
- 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,032 Oh, how precious!
- 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:00,950 You boys are all playing dreidel!
- 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,701 Now, you know, that dreidel
- 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,870 is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people!
- 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,497 Yes, we know Mrs. Broflovski.
- 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,457 It's so very interesting!
- 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,293 ♪ Now when you want... to make the dreidel spin ♪
- 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,339 ♪ You kno-ooow... our people always win ♪
- 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,592 ♪ Keep spinning one, to make the dreidel spin ♪ - ♪ Jews... play stupid games ♪
- 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,761 ♪ You kno--ooow our people always win ♪ - ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,096 ♪ That's why their lame ♪
- 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,180 Oh, hi, Dad!
- 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,640 Hello, everybody!
- 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:25,391 Say, can I join in?
- 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,977 Sure!
- 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,270 ♪ I have a little dreidel ♪
- 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,105 ♪ I made it out of clay ♪
- 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:32,231 ♪ And when it's dry and ready ♪
- 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,232 ♪ With dreidel I shall-- ♪
- 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,025 Everybody!
- 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,444 ♪ Courtney Cox, I love you ♪
- 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:38,612 ♪ You're so hot ♪
- 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,447 ♪ On that show ♪
- 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,032 ♪ Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,826 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,077 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,745 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:50,040 ♪ Courtney cox, I love you ♪
- 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,667 ♪ You're so hot ♪
- 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,210 ♪ On that show ♪
- 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,628 Dad?
- 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,754 ♪ Courtney ♪ - huh?
- 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,299 We're singing about a dreidel.
- 00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,842 Oh, sorry.
- 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,802 We'll talk about this later, Gerald!
- 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,345 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,847 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,432 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,850 ♪ And with you I shall play ♪
- 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,810 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,270 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,022 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,774 ♪ And with you I shall play... ♪♪
- 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,452 Woo-hoo, golly! That sure was fun!
- 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,621 But now for our next song, hold on to your bootstraps
- 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:32,875 'cause we're going to descend down into Hell!
- 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:46,513 ♪ Oh tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum ♪
- 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:51,060 ♪ Wie grun sind deine blatter ♪
- 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,647 ♪ Oh tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum ♪
- 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,194 ♪ Wie grun sind deine blatter ♪
- 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,907 ♪ Du grunst nicht nur zur sommerzeit ♪
- 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,286 ♪ Nein, auch im winter, wenn es schneit ♪
- 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,957 ♪ Oh tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum ♪
- 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,129 ♪ Wie grun sind deine blatter ♪
- 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,052 Hey, Hitler...
- 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,470 What's the matter, little guy?
- 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,348 Oh, Satan...
- 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:32,434 Der tannenbaum wie grun sind deine blatter.
- 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,271 Aw, you don't have a Christmas tree?
- 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:40,150 Auch im Winter, wenn es schneit!
- 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,652 Well I'll tell you what...
- 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,487 Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas...
- 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,030 Right here!
- 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,324 C'mon, everyone, gather 'round!
- 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,743 ♪ String up the lights and light up the tree ♪
- 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,286 ♪ We're gonna make some revelry ♪
- 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,872 ♪ Spirits are high so I can tell ♪
- 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,333 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,626 ♪ Demons are nicer as you pass them by ♪
- 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,878 ♪ There's lots of demon toys to buy ♪
- 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,797 ♪ The snow is falling and all is well ♪
- 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,716 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,385 ♪ There goes Jeffrey Dahmer ♪
- 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,804 ♪ With a festive Christmas ham ♪
- 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,683 ♪ After he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can ♪
- 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:16,687 ♪ And there goes John F. Kennedy caroling with his son ♪
- 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:19,189 ♪ Reunited for the holidays God bless us, everyone ♪
- 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,110 ♪ Everybody has a happy glow ♪
- 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,154 ♪ Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow ♪
- 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,156 ♪ Even Mao Tse-tung is under the spell ♪
- 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,199 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,536 Adolph, here's a present for you!
- 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:33,620 Oh!
- 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,122 Au tannenbaum!
- 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,707 Yes, au tannenbaum.
- 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,127 ♪ God cast me down from Heaven's door ♪
- 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,379 ♪ To rule in Hell forever more ♪
- 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,006 ♪ But now I'm kinda glad that I fell ♪
- 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,133 ♪ 'Cause it's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,385 ♪ Here's a rack to hang the stockings on ♪
- 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,929 ♪ We still have to shop for Ghengis Khan ♪
- 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,347 ♪ Michael Landon's hair looks swell ♪
- 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:55,309 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:58,937 ♪ There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe ♪
- 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,440 ♪ Over poor Gene Siskel's head just watch his weenie grow ♪
- 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,194 ♪ For one day we all stop burning ♪
- 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,945 ♪ And the flames are not so thick ♪
- 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,615 ♪ All the screaming and the torture stops ♪
- 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,617 ♪ As we wait for old Saint Nick ♪
- 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,327 ♪ So string up the lights and light up the tree ♪
- 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,412 ♪ We're damned for all eternity ♪
- 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,706 ♪ But for just one day all is well ♪
- 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,666 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,377 ♪ Gather close together and make it quick ♪
- 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,713 ♪ We've gotta make room for Andy Dick ♪
- 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,966 ♪ Wake his mother and ring the bell... ♪
- 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,343 ♪ It's Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,344 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,345 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,346 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,430 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,473 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:35,474 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,100 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,853 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell!... ♪
- 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,734 Merry Christmas, movie house!
- 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,950 Fighting the Frizzies at 11:00!
- 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,577 Howdy-ho!
- 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,458 ♪ Hark, hear the bells sweet silver bells ♪
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,002 ♪ All seem to say ding-dong 'm-kay ♪
- 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,213 ♪ Christmas is here bringing good cheer ♪
- 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,090 ♪ To young and old meek and the bold ♪
- 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,842 ♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong that is their song ♪
- 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,220 ♪ This joyful ring all caroling ♪
- 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,930 ♪ One seems to hear words of good cheer ♪
- 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,391 ♪ From everywhere filling the air ♪
- 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:20,227 ♪ Oh how they pound raising the sound ♪
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,896 ♪ O'er hill and dale telling their tale ♪
- 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,606 ♪ Gaily they ring while people sing ♪
- 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,984 ♪ Songs of good cheer Christmas is here ♪
- 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,945 ♪ Merry merry merry merry Christmas ♪
- 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,239 ♪ Merry merry merry merry Christmas ♪
- 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,658 ♪ On, on they send on without end ♪
- 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,077 ♪ Their joyful tone to every home ♪
- 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,912 ♪ Hark, hear the bells sweet silver bells ♪
- 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,748 ♪ All seem to say ding-dong 'm-kay ♪
- 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,709 ♪ On, on they send on without end ♪
- 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,461 ♪ Their joyful tone to every home ♪
- 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,258 ♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong ♪
- 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,219 'm-kay!
- 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,887 'm-kay!
- 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,682 Well, that was nice little song, wasn't it?
- 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,059 But let's not forget that for some people
- 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,520 Christmas is about the birth of Jesus.
- 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,398 So now, here's a more serious Christmas song
- 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,151 sung by Eric Cartman.
- 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:16,992 And...
- 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,912 ♪ Oh, holy night... ♪
- 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,665 ♪ The stars are brightly shi-ning ♪
- 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,837 ♪ It is the night of our dear savior's ♪
- 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,217 ♪ B-b-birth... ♪
- 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,430 ♪ Oh holy night... ♪
- 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,684 ♪ Something-something... Something... ♪
- 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,356 ♪ It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie ♪
- 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,779 ♪ Jesus was born and ♪
- 00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:00,952 ♪ So I get presents ♪
- 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:04,956 ♪ Thank you, Jesus ♪
- 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,751 ♪ For be-ing born ♪
- 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,712 ♪ Fall ♪
- 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,047 ♪ Fall ♪
- 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,799 ♪ On your knees ♪
- 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,884 ♪ On your knees ♪
- 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,886 ♪ And hear... ♪
- 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,388 ♪ Can't you hear ♪
- 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,597 ♪ The angels'-- ♪
- 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,182 ♪ --something ♪
- 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,684 ♪ Voices ♪
- 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,811 ♪ Oh night... ♪
- 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,814 ♪ Divine ♪
- 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,819 ♪ The night... ♪
- 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:37,155 ♪ When I get presents ♪
- 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,908 ♪ Oh night... ♪
- 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:45,122 ♪ Divine... ♪
- 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,835 ♪ Oh night... ♪
- 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,505 ♪ Oh night divine... ♪
- 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,014 AhH...
- 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,310 Oh, boy, that was a super song!
- 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,730 And now, let's hear from the school teacher
- 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,566 Mr. Garrison.
- 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,776 Okay children, let's take our seats.
- 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,445 Today we're gonna learn how different cultures
- 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,947 around the world celebrate the holiday season.
- 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,117 Now, pay attention.
- 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,494 ♪ I heard there is no Christmas ♪
- 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,788 ♪ In the silly Middle East ♪
- 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,166 ♪ No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus ♪
- 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,418 ♪ They have different religious beliefs ♪
- 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:35,172 ♪ They believe in Mohammed and not in our holiday ♪
- 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,174 ♪ And so every December ♪
- 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,926 ♪ I go to the Middle East and say... ♪
- 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,056 ♪ Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
- 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,349 ♪ Put down that book the Koran ♪
- 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,770 ♪ And hear some holiday wishes ♪
- 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,939 ♪ In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday ♪
- 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,441 ♪ So get off your heathen Muslim ass ♪
- 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,361 ♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪
- 00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:02,282 ♪ There is no holiday season in India, I've heard ♪
- 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,909 ♪ They don't hang up their stockings ♪
- 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,869 ♪ And that is just absurd ♪
- 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,621 ♪ They never read a Christmas story ♪
- 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,831 ♪ They don't know what Rudolph is about ♪
- 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,334 ♪ And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout... ♪
- 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,007 ♪ Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
- 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,592 ♪ Drink egg nog and eat some beef ♪
- 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,553 ♪ And pass it to the missus ♪
- 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,181 ♪ In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday ♪
- 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,058 ♪ So get off your heathen Hindu ass ♪
- 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,228 ♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪
- 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,313 ♪ Now, I heard that in Japan ♪
- 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,649 ♪ Everyone just lives in sin ♪
- 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,902 ♪ They pray to several Gods and put needles in their skin ♪
- 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,239 ♪ On December 25th all they do is eat a cake ♪
- 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,991 ♪ And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say... ♪
- 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,790 ♪ Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
- 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,543 ♪ God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum ♪
- 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,381 ♪ In case you haven't noticed there's festive things to do ♪
- 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,883 ♪ So let's all rejoice for Jesus Merry fuckin' Christmas to you ♪
- 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,179 ♪ On Christmas Day... ♪
- 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,641 ♪ I travel around the world and say... ♪
- 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,435 ♪ Taoist, Krishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too ♪
- 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,356 ♪ Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
- 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:20,318 ♪ To you ♪
- 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,321 Thank you, Mr. Hat.
- 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,950 Frizzies at 11:00!
- 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,161 Howdy-ho!
- 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,460 ♪ I saw three ships come sailing in ♪
- 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,629 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,840 ♪ I saw three ships come sailing in ♪
- 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,384 ♪ On Christmas Day in the morning ♪
- 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,261 ♪ And what was in those ships, all three ♪
- 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,763 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,224 Shut up, turds!
- 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,645 ♪ --was in those ships, all three ♪
- 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,981 ♪ On Christmas Day, in the morning ♪
- 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,983 ♪ The Virgin Mary and Christ were there ♪
- 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,484 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,072 Shut up, turds!
- 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,491 ♪ Christ were there ♪
- 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,535 ♪ On Christmas Day, in the morning ♪
- 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,621 ♪ Let us all rejoice amen ♪
- 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,456 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,293 I told you to shut up!
- 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,254 ♪ --us all rejoice, amen ♪
- 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,548 ♪ On Christmas Day, in the morning ♪
- 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,425 ♪ Shelly is starting to get pissed ♪
- 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,510 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,930 ♪ Shelly got up and killed the turds ♪
- 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,015 ♪ On Christmas Day, in the morning ♪♪
- 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,224 Ahhhh!
- 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,482 Golly, that sure was swell.
- 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,068 I'd say my Christmas special is going super fantastic!
- 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,198 But now it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important people
- 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,950 of the whole season.
- 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,788 Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKennicks.
- 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,247 Now please put your hands together and welcome
- 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,751 Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ!
- 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,629 Hello, everybody!
- 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,547 How are y'all doing tonight?
- 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,759 Y'know Jesus, there've been so many wonderful songs
- 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,803 written about us over the years.
- 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,389 That's right, Santa, and we love each and every one of them.
- 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,265 Like this one...
- 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,018 ♪ Joy to the world for I have come ♪
- 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,940 ♪ Let Earth receive... ♪
- 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,110 ♪ Me ♪
- 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,112 ♪ Let every heart ♪
- 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,531 ♪ Prepare me room ♪
- 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,448 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
- 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,533 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
- 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,701 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
- 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,035 ♪ And heaven and nature ♪
- 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,454 ♪ And heaven, and heaven and nature sing ♪
- 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,666 Y'know Jesus, that is a nice song.
- 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,918 But I like this one.
- 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,837 ♪ Up on the house top reindeer pause ♪
- 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:44,963 ♪ Out jumps good old ♪
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,798 ♪ Me ♪
- 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,633 ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪
- 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,927 ♪ All for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪
- 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,388 ♪ Ho-ho-ho who wouldn't go ♪
- 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,807 ♪ Ho-ho-ho who wouldn't go ♪
- 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,892 ♪ Up on the house top click-click-click ♪
- 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,728 ♪ Down through the chimney with good old... ♪
- 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,521 ♪ Me ♪♪ - You get away!
- 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,522 Go away?
- 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,523 Get away!
- 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,025 Where away?
- 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,319 ♪ Away in the manger no crib for my bed ♪
- 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,449 ♪ That's where cute little old me ♪
- 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,160 ♪ Laid down my sweet head ♪
- 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,912 ♪ The stars in the sky looked down where I lay ♪
- 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,835 ♪ Cute little 8-pound me asleep in the hay ♪♪
- 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,092 ♪ O come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant ♪
- 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,765 ♪ O come ye to Bethlehem to see... me ♪
- 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,016 Here's one--
- 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,976 ♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪
- 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,562 ♪ Glory to meeee... ♪ - It's my turn!
- 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,647 ♪ Silent night, holy night ♪
- 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,649 ♪ All is calm all is bright ♪
- 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,943 ♪ Round yon virgin mother and me ♪
- 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,279 I can't think of one--
- 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,823 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
- 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,618 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
- 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,579 Okay Jesus, here's one you might remember...
- 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,332 ♪ Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand ♪
- 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:08,171 ♪ Just like that river twisting through the dusty land ♪
- 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,799 Santa, Santa, Santa... that's not a Christmas song--
- 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,510 I know, but there's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs
- 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,720 and only 4 fucking Santa ones.
- 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:16,971 It's not fair, just do it yourself.
- 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,181 I'm leaving!
- 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,641 Aww, c'mon, Santa! You can't leave!
- 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,476 No, fuck you, Jesus.
- 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,436 But Santa...
- 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,980 ♪ The weather outside is frightful ♪
- 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,565 Awww...
- 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,985 ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:35,031 ♪ Well, since I've no place to go ♪
- 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,576 ♪ Let it snow let it snow let it snow ♪
- 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,829 ♪ It doesn't show signs of stoppin' ♪
- 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,498 ♪ But I bought some corn for poopity-poppin' ♪
- 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,917 ♪ The lights are turned way down low, so ♪
- 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,670 ♪ Let it snow let it snow let it snow ♪
- 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,089 ♪ The fire is slowly dyin' ♪
- 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,217 ♪ And my dear we're still good-bye-be-byin' ♪
- 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,594 ♪ But as long as you love me so ♪
- 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,180 ♪ Let it snow ♪
- 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,642 ♪ Let it snow ♪
- 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,145 ♪ Let it sno-ooow ♪ - ♪ Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand ♪
- 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,199 Fighting frizzies at 11:00!
- 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,952 Howdy-ho!
- 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,832 Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album.
- 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,628 Gosh, it was sure nice hanging out with y'all again.
- 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,217 And I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say,
- 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,054 It would be this...
- 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,807 ♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪
- 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,731 ♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
- 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,611 ♪ From now on our troubles will be miles away ♪
- 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,122 ♪ Here we are as in olden days ♪
- 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,419 ♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪
- 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,509 ♪ Faithful friends who are dear to us ♪
- 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,431 ♪ Gather near to us once more ♪
- 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,856 ♪ Through the years we all will be together ♪
- 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,655 ♪ If the fates allow ♪
- 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,410 ♪ Hang a shining star upon the highest bough ♪
- 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,922 ♪ And have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪
- 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,808 ♪ Now... ♪♪
- 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,019 Time to go, Mr. Hankey.
- 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,523 Goodbye, everybody!
- 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,192 And Merry Christmas!
- 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,236 Bye, Mr. Hankey!
- 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,654 See ya next year!
- 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,494 And now, fighting the frizzies.
- 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,958 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,459 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,003 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,629 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,548 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,049 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,968 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,721 ♪ With dreidel I shall play... ♪♪
- 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,311 Kick my ass, c'mon!
- 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,353 Come on, come on.
- 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:53,771 Oh, oh.
- 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:08,676 Fighting the Frizzies at 11:00!
- 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:12,555 ♪ We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose ♪
- 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,974 ♪ And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow ♪
- 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:20,604 ♪ But all of those stories seem kind of gay ♪
- 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,691 ♪ 'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday... ♪
- 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:33,993 ♪ Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo ♪
- 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:36,245 ♪ Small and brown he comes from you ♪
- 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,664 ♪ Sit on the toilet here he comes ♪
- 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,958 ♪ Squeezin' 'tween your festive buns ♪
- 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,335 ♪ A present from down below ♪
- 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:45,629 ♪ Spreading joy with a howdy-ho ♪
- 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:47,256 ♪ He's seen the love inside of you ♪
- 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,925 ♪ 'Cause he's a piece of poo ♪
- 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,011 ♪ Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny ♪
- 00:00:52,136 --> 00:00:54,472 ♪ He can be brown or greenish brown ♪
- 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,724 ♪ But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve ♪
- 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,893 ♪ He might come to your town ♪
- 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,312 ♪ Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo ♪
- 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,981 ♪ He loves me, I love you ♪
- 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:06,067 ♪ Therefore, vicariouly he loves you ♪
- 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:09,028 ♪ I can make a Mr. Hankey, too ♪ [poot]
- 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,113 Howdy-ho!
- 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,616 ♪ I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo ♪
- 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,869 ♪ Seasons greetings to all of you ♪
- 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,121 ♪ Let's sing songs and dance and play ♪
- 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,373 ♪ Now before I melt away ♪
- 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,834 ♪ Here's a game I like to play ♪
- 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,961 ♪ Stick me in your mouth and try to say ♪
- 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:28,172 ♪ Howdy-ho and yum-yum-yum ♪
- 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,508 ♪ Christmas time has come ♪
- 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,843 ♪ Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm ♪
- 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,221 ♪ Sometimes he's practically water ♪
- 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:37,306 ♪ Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass ♪
- 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,183 ♪ And won't fall in the toilet ♪
- 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,143 ♪ 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter ♪
- 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,270 ♪ And he won't drop off so you shake your ass around ♪
- 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:44,605 ♪ And try to get it to drop in the toilet ♪
- 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:47,358 ♪ And finally it does... ♪
- 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:50,194 ♪ Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo ♪
- 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,488 ♪ When Christmas leaves he must leave too ♪
- 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,616 ♪ Flush him down but he's never gone... ♪
- 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,788 ♪ His smell and his spirit lingers on... ♪♪
- 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:06,710 Howdy-ho!
- 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,256 Howdy-ho, folks!
- 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:12,883 We're gonna do something a little bit different tonight!
- 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,885 Instead of our normal thing,
- 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:18,806 we're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs!
- 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,349 And if you don't like it...
- 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,269 well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls.
- 00:02:23,394 --> 00:02:26,480 So, let's start off with a festive Hanukkah song
- 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:29,817 sung by my favorite Jewish person in the whole world.
- 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,487 Okay Ike, you're my little brother,
- 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:35,823 so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah.
- 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,032 This is called a "dreidel".
- 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,325 You spin it and see where it lands
- 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,411 and you sing this song:
- 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:41,912 ♪ I have a little dreidel ♪
- 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,622 ♪ I made it out of clay ♪
- 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,291 ♪ And when it's dry and ready ♪
- 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:46,917 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,377 ♪ Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,004 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,630 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,674 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,134 Hey, what the hell are you doing?
- 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:56,260 Oh, hey, Cartman!
- 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:57,928 We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
- 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,889 Sure!
- 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,348 ♪ Here's a little dreidel ♪
- 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,933 ♪ That's small and made of clay ♪
- 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,351 ♪ But I'm not gonna play with it ♪
- 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,811 ♪ 'Cause dreidels' freakin' gay ♪
- 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,771 Hey, shut your mouth, fat ass!
- 00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,148 ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,441 ♪ Play stupid games ♪
- 00:03:10,566 --> 00:03:12,818 ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,320 ♪ That's why they're lame ♪ - ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
- 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:15,988 ♪ Jews... ♪ - ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,656 ♪ Play stupid games ♪ - ♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel ♪
- 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:18,866 ♪ Jews... ♪ - ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:19,867 ♪ That's why they're lame ♪
- 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:20,993 What's going on?
- 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,828 Oh, it's that Hanukkah thing.
- 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,747 It's <i>so</i> amazing.
- 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,248 You spin this thing on the ground
- 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,708 and it goes 'round and 'round.
- 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,126 I could watch it all day!
- 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,711 Let me try!
- 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:33,631 ♪ I'll try to make it spin ♪
- 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:36,884 ♪ It fell, I'll try again ♪
- 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,594 ♪ Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪ - ♪ I'll try ♪
- 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,221 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪ - ♪ To make it spin ♪
- 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:41,722 ♪ It fell ♪ - ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:42,932 ♪ I'll try again ♪ - ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,558 ♪ Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,310 ♪ Jews... ♪ - ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,645 ♪ Play stupid games ♪ - ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,772 ♪ Jews... ♪ - ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,482 ♪ That's why they're lame ♪ - ♪ Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,067 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪ - ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,526 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪ - ♪ Play stupid games ♪
- 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:55,653 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪ - ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:56,570 ♪ That's why they're lame ♪
- 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,571 Hello, boys!
- 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:58,572 Hi, Mom!
- 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,032 Oh, how precious!
- 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:00,950 You boys are all playing dreidel!
- 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,701 Now, you know, that dreidel
- 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,870 is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people!
- 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,497 Yes, we know Mrs. Broflovski.
- 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,457 It's so very interesting!
- 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,293 ♪ Now when you want... to make the dreidel spin ♪
- 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:15,339 ♪ You kno-ooow... our people always win ♪
- 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,592 ♪ Keep spinning one, to make the dreidel spin ♪ - ♪ Jews... play stupid games ♪
- 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,761 ♪ You kno--ooow our people always win ♪ - ♪ Jews... ♪
- 00:04:20,886 --> 00:04:22,096 ♪ That's why their lame ♪
- 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,180 Oh, hi, Dad!
- 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,640 Hello, everybody!
- 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:25,391 Say, can I join in?
- 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,977 Sure!
- 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,270 ♪ I have a little dreidel ♪
- 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:31,105 ♪ I made it out of clay ♪
- 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:32,231 ♪ And when it's dry and ready ♪
- 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:33,232 ♪ With dreidel I shall-- ♪
- 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,025 Everybody!
- 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,444 [all singing their parts] ♪ Courtney Cox, I love you ♪
- 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:38,612 ♪ You're so hot ♪
- 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,447 ♪ On that show ♪
- 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,032 ♪ Oh, dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,826 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,077 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,745 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:50,040 ♪ Courtney cox, I love you ♪
- 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,667 ♪ You're so hot ♪
- 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,210 ♪ On that show ♪
- 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:54,628 Dad?
- 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,754 ♪ Courtney ♪ - huh?
- 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,299 We're singing about a dreidel.
- 00:04:58,424 --> 00:04:59,842 Oh, sorry.
- 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,802 We'll talk about this later, Gerald!
- 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,345 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,847 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,432 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,850 ♪ And with you I shall play ♪
- 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,810 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,270 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,022 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,774 ♪ And with you I shall play... ♪♪
- 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,452 Woo-hoo, golly! That sure was fun!
- 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,621 But now for our next song, hold on to your bootstraps
- 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:32,875 'cause we're going to descend down into Hell!
- 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:40,549 [sobbing and singing]
- 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:46,513 ♪ Oh tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum ♪
- 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:51,060 ♪ Wie grun sind deine blatter ♪
- 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,647 ♪ Oh tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum ♪
- 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,194 ♪ Wie grun sind deine blatter ♪
- 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,907 ♪ Du grunst nicht nur zur sommerzeit ♪
- 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,286 ♪ Nein, auch im winter, wenn es schneit ♪
- 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,957 ♪ Oh tannenbaum, oh tannenbaum ♪
- 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,129 ♪ Wie grun sind deine blatter ♪
- 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,052 Hey, Hitler...
- 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,470 What's the matter, little guy?
- 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,348 Oh, Satan...
- 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:32,434 Der tannenbaum wie grun sind deine blatter.
- 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,271 Aw, you don't have a Christmas tree?
- 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:40,150 Auch im Winter, wenn es schneit!
- 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,652 Well I'll tell you what...
- 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,487 Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas...
- 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,030 Right here!
- 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,324 C'mon, everyone, gather 'round!
- 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,743 ♪ String up the lights and light up the tree ♪
- 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:51,286 ♪ We're gonna make some revelry ♪
- 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:53,872 ♪ Spirits are high so I can tell ♪
- 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,333 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,626 ♪ Demons are nicer as you pass them by ♪
- 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,878 ♪ There's lots of demon toys to buy ♪
- 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,797 ♪ The snow is falling and all is well ♪
- 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,716 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,385 ♪ There goes Jeffrey Dahmer ♪
- 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,804 ♪ With a festive Christmas ham ♪
- 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,683 ♪ After he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can ♪
- 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:16,687 ♪ And there goes John F. Kennedy caroling with his son ♪
- 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:19,189 ♪ Reunited for the holidays God bless us, everyone ♪
- 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,110 ♪ Everybody has a happy glow ♪
- 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,154 ♪ Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow ♪
- 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,156 ♪ Even Mao Tse-tung is under the spell ♪
- 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,199 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,536 Adolph, here's a present for you!
- 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:33,620 Oh!
- 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,122 Au tannenbaum!
- 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,707 Yes, au tannenbaum.
- 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,127 ♪ God cast me down from Heaven's door ♪
- 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,379 ♪ To rule in Hell forever more ♪
- 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,006 ♪ But now I'm kinda glad that I fell ♪
- 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,133 ♪ 'Cause it's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,385 ♪ Here's a rack to hang the stockings on ♪
- 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,929 ♪ We still have to shop for Ghengis Khan ♪
- 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,347 ♪ Michael Landon's hair looks swell ♪
- 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:55,309 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:58,937 ♪ There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe ♪
- 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,440 ♪ Over poor Gene Siskel's head just watch his weenie grow ♪
- 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,194 ♪ For one day we all stop burning ♪
- 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,945 ♪ And the flames are not so thick ♪
- 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,615 ♪ All the screaming and the torture stops ♪
- 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,617 ♪ As we wait for old Saint Nick ♪
- 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,327 ♪ So string up the lights and light up the tree ♪
- 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,412 ♪ We're damned for all eternity ♪
- 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,706 ♪ But for just one day all is well ♪
- 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,666 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell ♪
- 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,377 ♪ Gather close together and make it quick ♪
- 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,713 ♪ We've gotta make room for Andy Dick ♪
- 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,966 ♪ Wake his mother and ring the bell... ♪
- 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,343 ♪ It's Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,344 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,345 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,346 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,430 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,473 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:35,474 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,100 ♪ Christmas time ♪
- 00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,853 ♪ It's Christmas time in Hell!... ♪
- 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,734 Merry Christmas, movie house!
- 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,950 Fighting the Frizzies at 11:00!
- 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,577 [bells jingling] Howdy-ho!
- 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,458 ♪ Hark, hear the bells sweet silver bells ♪
- 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,002 ♪ All seem to say ding-dong 'm-kay ♪
- 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,213 ♪ Christmas is here bringing good cheer ♪
- 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,090 ♪ To young and old meek and the bold ♪
- 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,842 ♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong that is their song ♪
- 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,220 ♪ This joyful ring all caroling ♪
- 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,930 ♪ One seems to hear words of good cheer ♪
- 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,391 ♪ From everywhere filling the air ♪
- 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:20,227 ♪ Oh how they pound raising the sound ♪
- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,896 ♪ O'er hill and dale telling their tale ♪
- 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,606 ♪ Gaily they ring while people sing ♪
- 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,984 ♪ Songs of good cheer Christmas is here ♪
- 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,945 ♪ Merry merry merry merry Christmas ♪
- 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,239 ♪ Merry merry merry merry Christmas ♪
- 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,658 ♪ On, on they send on without end ♪
- 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,077 ♪ Their joyful tone to every home ♪
- 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,912 ♪ Hark, hear the bells sweet silver bells ♪
- 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,748 ♪ All seem to say ding-dong 'm-kay ♪
- 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,709 ♪ On, on they send on without end ♪
- 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,461 ♪ Their joyful tone to every home ♪
- 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,258 ♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong ♪
- 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,219 'm-kay!
- 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,887 'm-kay!
- 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,682 Well, that was nice little song, wasn't it?
- 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,059 But let's not forget that for some people
- 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,520 Christmas is about the birth of Jesus.
- 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,398 So now, here's a more serious Christmas song
- 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,151 sung by Eric Cartman.
- 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:16,992 And...
- 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,912 ♪ Oh, holy night... ♪
- 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,665 ♪ The stars are brightly shi-ning ♪
- 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,837 ♪ It is the night of our dear savior's ♪
- 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,217 ♪ B-b-birth... ♪
- 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,430 ♪ Oh holy night... ♪
- 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,684 ♪ Something-something... Something... ♪
- 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,356 ♪ It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie ♪
- 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,779 ♪ Jesus was born and ♪
- 00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:00,952 ♪ So I get presents ♪
- 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:04,956 ♪ Thank you, Jesus ♪
- 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,751 ♪ For be-ing born ♪
- 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,712 ♪ Fall ♪
- 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,047 ♪ Fall ♪
- 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,799 ♪ On your knees ♪
- 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,884 ♪ On your knees ♪
- 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,886 ♪ And hear... ♪
- 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,388 ♪ Can't you hear ♪
- 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,597 ♪ The angels'-- ♪
- 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,182 ♪ --something ♪
- 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,684 ♪ Voices ♪
- 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,811 ♪ Oh night... ♪
- 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,814 ♪ Divine ♪
- 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,819 ♪ The night... ♪
- 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:37,155 ♪ When I get presents ♪
- 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,908 ♪ Oh night... ♪
- 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:45,122 ♪ Divine... ♪
- 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,835 ♪ Oh night... ♪
- 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,505 ♪ Oh night divine... ♪
- 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,014 AhH...
- 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,310 Oh, boy, that was a super song!
- 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,730 And now, let's hear from the school teacher
- 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,566 Mr. Garrison.
- 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,776 Okay children, let's take our seats.
- 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,445 Today we're gonna learn how different cultures
- 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,947 around the world celebrate the holiday season.
- 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,117 Now, pay attention.
- 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,494 ♪ I heard there is no Christmas ♪
- 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,788 ♪ In the silly Middle East ♪
- 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,166 ♪ No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus ♪
- 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,418 ♪ They have different religious beliefs ♪
- 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:35,172 ♪ They believe in Mohammed and not in our holiday ♪
- 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,174 ♪ And so every December ♪
- 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,926 ♪ I go to the Middle East and say... ♪
- 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,056 ♪ Hey there Mr. Muslim Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
- 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,349 ♪ Put down that book the Koran ♪
- 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,770 ♪ And hear some holiday wishes ♪
- 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,939 ♪ In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday ♪
- 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,441 ♪ So get off your heathen Muslim ass ♪
- 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,361 ♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪
- 00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:02,282 ♪ There is no holiday season in India, I've heard ♪
- 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,909 ♪ They don't hang up their stockings ♪
- 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,869 ♪ And that is just absurd ♪
- 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,621 ♪ They never read a Christmas story ♪
- 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,831 ♪ They don't know what Rudolph is about ♪
- 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,334 ♪ And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout... ♪
- 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,007 ♪ Hey there Mr. Hinduist Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
- 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,592 ♪ Drink egg nog and eat some beef ♪
- 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,553 ♪ And pass it to the missus ♪
- 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,181 ♪ In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus' birthday ♪
- 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,058 ♪ So get off your heathen Hindu ass ♪
- 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,228 ♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪
- 00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,313 ♪ Now, I heard that in Japan ♪
- 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,649 ♪ Everyone just lives in sin ♪
- 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,902 ♪ They pray to several Gods and put needles in their skin ♪
- 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,239 ♪ On December 25th all they do is eat a cake ♪
- 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,991 ♪ And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say... ♪
- 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,790 ♪ Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
- 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,543 ♪ God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum ♪
- 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,381 ♪ In case you haven't noticed there's festive things to do ♪
- 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,883 ♪ So let's all rejoice for Jesus Merry fuckin' Christmas to you ♪
- 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,179 ♪ On Christmas Day... ♪
- 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,641 ♪ I travel around the world and say... ♪
- 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,435 ♪ Taoist, Krishnas, Buddists and all you atheists too ♪
- 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,356 ♪ Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪
- 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:20,318 ♪ To you ♪
- 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,611 [clapping]
- 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,321 Thank you, Mr. Hat.
- 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,950 Frizzies at 11:00!
- 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,161 [jingling] Howdy-ho!
- 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,460 ♪ I saw three ships come sailing in ♪
- 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,629 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,840 ♪ I saw three ships come sailing in ♪
- 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,384 ♪ On Christmas Day in the morning ♪
- 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,261 ♪ And what was in those ships, all three ♪
- 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,763 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪ - [snickering]
- 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,224 Shut up, turds!
- 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,645 ♪ --was in those ships, all three ♪
- 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,981 ♪ On Christmas Day, in the morning ♪
- 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,983 ♪ The Virgin Mary and Christ were there ♪
- 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,484 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,361 [snickering]
- 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,072 Shut up, turds!
- 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,491 ♪ Christ were there ♪
- 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,535 ♪ On Christmas Day, in the morning ♪
- 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,621 ♪ Let us all rejoice amen ♪
- 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,456 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,457 [snickering]
- 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,293 I told you to shut up!
- 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,254 ♪ --us all rejoice, amen ♪
- 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,548 ♪ On Christmas Day, in the morning ♪
- 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,425 ♪ Shelly is starting to get pissed ♪
- 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,510 ♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♪
- 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,930 ♪ Shelly got up and killed the turds ♪
- 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,015 ♪ On Christmas Day, in the morning ♪♪
- 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,224 Ahhhh!
- 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,482 Golly, that sure was swell.
- 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,068 I'd say my Christmas special is going super fantastic!
- 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,198 But now it's time to hear from perhaps the two most important people
- 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,950 of the whole season.
- 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,788 Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKennicks.
- 00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,247 Now please put your hands together and welcome
- 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,751 Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ!
- 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,086 [applause]
- 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,629 Hello, everybody!
- 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,547 How are y'all doing tonight?
- 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,759 Y'know Jesus, there've been so many wonderful songs
- 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,803 written about us over the years.
- 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,389 That's right, Santa, and we love each and every one of them.
- 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,265 Like this one...
- 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,018 ♪ Joy to the world for I have come ♪
- 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,940 ♪ Let Earth receive... ♪
- 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,110 ♪ Me ♪
- 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,112 ♪ Let every heart ♪ [applause]
- 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,531 ♪ Prepare me room ♪
- 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,448 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
- 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,533 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
- 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,701 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪
- 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,035 ♪ And heaven and nature ♪
- 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,454 ♪ And heaven, and heaven and nature sing ♪
- 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,666 Y'know Jesus, that is a nice song.
- 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,918 But I like this one.
- 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,837 ♪ Up on the house top reindeer pause ♪
- 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:44,963 ♪ Out jumps good old ♪
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,798 ♪ Me ♪
- 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,633 ♪ Down through the chimney with lots of toys ♪
- 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,927 ♪ All for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪
- 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,388 ♪ Ho-ho-ho who wouldn't go ♪
- 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,807 ♪ Ho-ho-ho who wouldn't go ♪
- 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,892 ♪ Up on the house top click-click-click ♪
- 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,728 ♪ Down through the chimney with good old... ♪
- 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,521 ♪ Me ♪♪ - You get away!
- 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,522 Go away?
- 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,523 Get away!
- 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,025 Where away?
- 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,319 ♪ Away in the manger no crib for my bed ♪
- 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,449 ♪ That's where cute little old me ♪
- 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,160 ♪ Laid down my sweet head ♪
- 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,912 ♪ The stars in the sky looked down where I lay ♪
- 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,835 ♪ Cute little 8-pound me asleep in the hay ♪♪
- 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,339 [applause]
- 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,092 ♪ O come all ye faithful joyful and triumphant ♪
- 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,765 ♪ O come ye to Bethlehem to see... me ♪
- 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,016 Here's one--
- 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,976 ♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪
- 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,562 ♪ Glory to meeee... ♪ - It's my turn!
- 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,647 ♪ Silent night, holy night ♪
- 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,649 ♪ All is calm all is bright ♪
- 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,943 ♪ Round yon virgin mother and me ♪
- 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,279 I can't think of one--
- 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,823 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
- 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,618 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
- 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,579 Okay Jesus, here's one you might remember...
- 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,332 ♪ Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand ♪
- 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:08,171 ♪ Just like that river twisting through the dusty land ♪
- 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,799 Santa, Santa, Santa... that's not a Christmas song--
- 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,510 I know, but there's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs
- 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,720 and only 4 fucking Santa ones.
- 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:16,971 It's not fair, just do it yourself.
- 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,181 I'm leaving!
- 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,641 Aww, c'mon, Santa! You can't leave!
- 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,476 No, fuck you, Jesus.
- 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,436 But Santa...
- 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,980 ♪ The weather outside is frightful ♪
- 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,565 Awww...
- 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,985 ♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪
- 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:35,031 ♪ Well, since I've no place to go ♪
- 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,576 ♪ Let it snow let it snow let it snow ♪
- 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,829 ♪ It doesn't show signs of stoppin' ♪
- 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,498 ♪ But I bought some corn for poopity-poppin' ♪
- 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,917 ♪ The lights are turned way down low, so ♪
- 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,670 ♪ Let it snow let it snow let it snow ♪
- 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,089 ♪ The fire is slowly dyin' ♪
- 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,217 ♪ And my dear we're still good-bye-be-byin' ♪
- 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,594 ♪ But as long as you love me so ♪
- 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,180 ♪ Let it snow ♪
- 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,642 ♪ Let it snow ♪
- 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,145 ♪ Let it sno-ooow ♪ - ♪ Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand ♪
- 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,402 [cheers and applause]
- 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,199 Fighting frizzies at 11:00!
- 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,952 [jingling] Howdy-ho!
- 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,832 Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album.
- 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,628 Gosh, it was sure nice hanging out with y'all again.
- 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,217 And I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say,
- 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,054 It would be this...
- 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,807 ♪ Have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪
- 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,731 ♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
- 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,611 ♪ From now on our troubles will be miles away ♪
- 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,122 ♪ Here we are as in olden days ♪
- 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,419 ♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪
- 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,509 ♪ Faithful friends who are dear to us ♪
- 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,431 ♪ Gather near to us once more ♪
- 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,856 ♪ Through the years we all will be together ♪
- 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,655 ♪ If the fates allow ♪
- 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,410 ♪ Hang a shining star upon the highest bough ♪
- 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,922 ♪ And have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪
- 00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,808 ♪ Now... ♪♪
- 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,019 Time to go, Mr. Hankey.
- 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,523 Goodbye, everybody!
- 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,192 And Merry Christmas!
- 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,236 Bye, Mr. Hankey!
- 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,654 See ya next year!
- 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,494 And now, fighting the frizzies.
- 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,958 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,459 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,003 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,629 ♪ With dreidel I shall play ♪
- 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,548 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,049 ♪ I made you out of clay ♪
- 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,968 ♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪
- 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,721 ♪ With dreidel I shall play... ♪♪
- 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,311 Kick my ass, c'mon!
- 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,353 Come on, come on.
- 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:53,771 Oh, oh.
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