Классические рождественские песни от мистера Хэнки

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♪ We've all heard of Rudolph

and his shiny nose ♪

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♪ And we all know Frosty

who's made out of snow ♪

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♪ But all of those stories

seem kind of gay ♪

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♪ 'Cause we all know who

brightens up our holiday... ♪

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♪ Mr. Hankey

the Christmas Poo ♪

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♪ Small and brown

he comes from you ♪

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♪ Sit on the toilet

here he comes ♪

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♪ Squeezin' 'tween

your festive buns ♪

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♪ A present

from down below ♪

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♪ Spreading joy

with a howdy-ho ♪

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♪ He's seen the love

inside of you ♪

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♪ 'Cause he's a

piece of poo ♪

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♪ Sometimes he's nutty

sometimes he's corny ♪

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♪ He can be brown

or greenish brown ♪

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♪ But if you eat fiber

on Christmas eve ♪

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♪ He might come to

your town ♪

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♪ Mr. Hankey

the Christmas Poo ♪

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♪ He loves me,

I love you ♪

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♪ Therefore, vicariouly

he loves you ♪

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♪ I can make

a Mr. Hankey, too ♪

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Howdy-ho!

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♪ I'm Mr. Hankey

the Christmas Poo ♪

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♪ Seasons greetings

to all of you ♪

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♪ Let's sing songs

and dance and play ♪

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♪ Now before I melt away ♪

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♪ Here's a game

I like to play ♪

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♪ Stick me in your mouth

and try to say ♪

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♪ Howdy-ho and

yum-yum-yum ♪

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♪ Christmas time has come ♪

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♪ Sometimes he's runny

sometimes he's firm ♪

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♪ Sometimes he's

practically water ♪

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♪ Sometimes he hangs off

the end of your ass ♪

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♪ And won't fall

in the toilet ♪

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♪ 'Cause he's just

clinging to your sphincter ♪

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♪ And he won't drop off

so you shake your ass around ♪

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♪ And try to get it

to drop in the toilet ♪

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♪ And finally it does... ♪

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♪ Mr. Hankey

the Christmas Poo ♪

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♪ When Christmas leaves

he must leave too ♪

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♪ Flush him down

but he's never gone... ♪

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♪ His smell and his spirit

lingers on... ♪♪

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Howdy-ho!

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Howdy-ho, folks!

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We're gonna do something

a little bit different tonight!

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Instead of our normal thing,

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we're just gonna sit back and

enjoy some holiday songs!

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And if you don't like it...

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well, I guess you can

suck my tiny little balls.

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So, let's start off with

a festive Hanukkah song

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sung by my favorite Jewish

person in the whole world.

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Okay Ike,

you're my little brother,

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so I have to show you

how to celebrate Hanukkah.

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This is called

a "dreidel".

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You spin it

and see where it lands

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and you sing this song:

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♪ I have a

little dreidel ♪

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♪ I made it out of clay ♪

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♪ And when it's

dry and ready ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ Oh, dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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Hey, what the hell

are you doing?

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Oh, hey, Cartman!

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We're playing dreidel,

you wanna try?

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Sure!

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♪ Here's a

little dreidel ♪

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♪ That's small and

made of clay ♪

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♪ But I'm not

gonna play with it ♪

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♪ 'Cause dreidels'

freakin' gay ♪

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Hey, shut your

mouth, fat ass!

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♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ Play stupid games ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ That's why

they're lame ♪

- ♪ Dreidel,

dreidel, dreidel ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

- ♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Play stupid games ♪

- ♪ Dreidel,

dreidel, dreidel ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

- ♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ That's why

they're lame ♪

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What's going on?

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Oh, it's that

Hanukkah thing.

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It's so amazing.

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You spin this

thing on the ground

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and it goes

'round and 'round.

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I could watch

it all day!

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Let me try!

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♪ I'll try to

make it spin ♪

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♪ It fell,

I'll try again ♪

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♪ Oh dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

- ♪ I'll try ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

- ♪ To make it spin ♪

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♪ It fell ♪

- ♪ Dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I'll try again ♪

- ♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ Oh, dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

- ♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Play stupid games ♪

- ♪ Dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

- ♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ That's why

they're lame ♪

- ♪ Oh, dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

- ♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel

dreidel ♪

- ♪ Play stupid games ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

- ♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ That's why

they're lame ♪

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Hello, boys!

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Hi, Mom!

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Oh, how precious!

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You boys are all

playing dreidel!

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Now, you know,

that dreidel

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is a time-honored tradition

for the Hebrew people!

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Yes, we know

Mrs. Broflovski.

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It's so very

interesting!

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♪ Now when you want...

to make the dreidel spin ♪

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♪ You kno-ooow...

our people always win ♪

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♪ Keep spinning one,

to make the dreidel spin ♪

- ♪ Jews...

play stupid games ♪

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♪ You kno--ooow

our people always win ♪

- ♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ That's why

their lame ♪

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Oh, hi, Dad!

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Hello, everybody!

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Say, can I

join in?

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Sure!

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♪ I have a

little dreidel ♪

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♪ I made it

out of clay ♪

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♪ And when it's

dry and ready ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall-- ♪

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Everybody!

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♪ Courtney Cox,

I love you ♪

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♪ You're so hot ♪

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♪ On that show ♪

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♪ Oh, dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ Courtney cox,

I love you ♪

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♪ You're so hot ♪

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♪ On that show ♪

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Dad?

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♪ Courtney ♪

- huh?

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We're singing

about a dreidel.

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Oh, sorry.

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We'll talk about this

later, Gerald!

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ And with you

I shall play ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ And with you

I shall play... ♪♪

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Woo-hoo, golly!

That sure was fun!

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But now for our next song,

hold on to your bootstraps

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'cause we're going to

descend down into Hell!

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♪ Oh tannenbaum,

oh tannenbaum ♪

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♪ Wie grun sind

deine blatter ♪

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♪ Oh tannenbaum,

oh tannenbaum ♪

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♪ Wie grun sind

deine blatter ♪

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♪ Du grunst nicht

nur zur sommerzeit ♪

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♪ Nein, auch im winter,

wenn es schneit ♪

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♪ Oh tannenbaum,

oh tannenbaum ♪

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♪ Wie grun sind

deine blatter ♪

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Hey, Hitler...

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What's the matter,

little guy?

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Oh, Satan...

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Der tannenbaum wie grun sind

deine blatter.

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Aw, you don't have

a Christmas tree?

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Auch im Winter,

wenn es schneit!

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Well I'll tell you what...

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Maybe we'll have ourselves

a little Christmas...

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Right here!

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C'mon, everyone,

gather 'round!

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♪ String up the lights

and light up the tree ♪

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♪ We're gonna make

some revelry ♪

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♪ Spirits are high

so I can tell ♪

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♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

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♪ Demons are nicer

as you pass them by ♪

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♪ There's lots of

demon toys to buy ♪

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♪ The snow is falling

and all is well ♪

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♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

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♪ There goes Jeffrey Dahmer ♪

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♪ With a festive

Christmas ham ♪

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♪ After he has sex with it

he'll eat up all he can ♪

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♪ And there goes John F. Kennedy

caroling with his son ♪

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♪ Reunited for the holidays

God bless us, everyone ♪

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♪ Everybody has

a happy glow ♪

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♪ Let's dance in blood

and pretend it's snow ♪

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♪ Even Mao Tse-tung

is under the spell ♪

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♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

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Adolph, here's

a present for you!

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Oh!

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Au tannenbaum!

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Yes, au tannenbaum.

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♪ God cast me down

from Heaven's door ♪

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♪ To rule in Hell

forever more ♪

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♪ But now I'm kinda glad

that I fell ♪

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♪ 'Cause it's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

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♪ Here's a rack to hang

the stockings on ♪

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♪ We still have to shop

for Ghengis Khan ♪

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♪ Michael Landon's

hair looks swell ♪

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♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

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♪ There's Princess Diana

holding burning mistletoe ♪

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♪ Over poor Gene Siskel's head

just watch his weenie grow ♪

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♪ For one day

we all stop burning ♪

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♪ And the flames

are not so thick ♪

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♪ All the screaming and

the torture stops ♪

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♪ As we wait for

old Saint Nick ♪

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♪ So string up the lights

and light up the tree ♪

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♪ We're damned

for all eternity ♪

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♪ But for just one day

all is well ♪

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♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

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♪ Gather close together

and make it quick ♪

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♪ We've gotta make room

for Andy Dick ♪

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♪ Wake his mother

and ring the bell... ♪

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♪ It's Christmas time ♪

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♪ Christmas time ♪

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♪ Christmas time ♪

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♪ Christmas time ♪

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♪ Christmas time ♪

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♪ Christmas time ♪

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♪ Christmas time ♪

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♪ Christmas time ♪

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♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell!... ♪

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Merry Christmas,

movie house!

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Fighting the Frizzies

at 11:00!

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Howdy-ho!

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♪ Hark, hear the bells

sweet silver bells ♪

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♪ All seem to say

ding-dong 'm-kay ♪

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♪ Christmas is here

bringing good cheer ♪

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♪ To young and old

meek and the bold ♪

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♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong

that is their song ♪

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♪ This joyful ring

all caroling ♪

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♪ One seems to hear

words of good cheer ♪

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♪ From everywhere

filling the air ♪

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♪ Oh how they pound

raising the sound ♪

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♪ O'er hill and dale

telling their tale ♪

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♪ Gaily they ring

while people sing ♪

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♪ Songs of good cheer

Christmas is here ♪

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♪ Merry merry merry

merry Christmas ♪

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♪ Merry merry merry

merry Christmas ♪

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♪ On, on they send

on without end ♪

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♪ Their joyful tone

to every home ♪

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♪ Hark, hear the bells

sweet silver bells ♪

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♪ All seem to say

ding-dong 'm-kay ♪

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♪ On, on they send

on without end ♪

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♪ Their joyful tone

to every home ♪

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♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong ♪

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'm-kay!

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'm-kay!

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Well, that was nice

little song, wasn't it?

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But let's not forget

that for some people

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Christmas is about

the birth of Jesus.

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So now, here's a more

serious Christmas song

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sung by Eric Cartman.

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And...

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♪ Oh, holy night... ♪

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♪ The stars are

brightly shi-ning ♪

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♪ It is the night

of our dear savior's ♪

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♪ B-b-birth... ♪

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♪ Oh holy night... ♪

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♪ Something-something...

Something... ♪

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♪ It is the night with

the Christmas trees and pie ♪

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♪ Jesus was

born and ♪

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♪ So I get presents ♪

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♪ Thank you, Jesus ♪

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♪ For be-ing born ♪

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♪ Fall ♪

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♪ Fall ♪

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♪ On your knees ♪

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♪ On your knees ♪

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♪ And hear... ♪

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♪ Can't you hear ♪

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♪ The angels'-- ♪

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♪ --something ♪

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♪ Voices ♪

00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,811

♪ Oh night... ♪

00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,814

♪ Divine ♪

00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,819

♪ The night... ♪

00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:37,155

♪ When I

get presents ♪

00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,908

♪ Oh night... ♪

00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:45,122

♪ Divine... ♪

00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,835

♪ Oh night... ♪

00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,505

♪ Oh night divine... ♪

00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,014

AhH...

00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,310

Oh, boy, that was

a super song!

00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,730

And now, let's hear

from the school teacher

00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,566

Mr. Garrison.

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Okay children,

let's take our seats.

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Today we're gonna learn

how different cultures

00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,947

around the world

celebrate the holiday season.

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Now, pay attention.

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♪ I heard there is

no Christmas ♪

00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,788

♪ In the silly Middle East ♪

00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,166

♪ No trees, no snow,

no Santa Claus ♪

00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,418

♪ They have different

religious beliefs ♪

00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:35,172

♪ They believe in Mohammed

and not in our holiday ♪

00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,174

♪ And so every December ♪

00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,926

♪ I go to the

Middle East and say... ♪

00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,056

♪ Hey there Mr. Muslim

Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪

00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,349

♪ Put down that book

the Koran ♪

00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,770

♪ And hear some

holiday wishes ♪

00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,939

♪ In case you haven't noticed

it's Jesus' birthday ♪

00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,441

♪ So get off your

heathen Muslim ass ♪

00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,361

♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪

00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:02,282

♪ There is no holiday season

in India, I've heard ♪

00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,909

♪ They don't hang up

their stockings ♪

00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,869

♪ And that is just absurd ♪

00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,621

♪ They never read

a Christmas story ♪

00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,831

♪ They don't know what

Rudolph is about ♪

00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,334

♪ And that is why in December

I'll go to India and shout... ♪

00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,007

♪ Hey there Mr. Hinduist

Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪

00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,592

♪ Drink egg nog

and eat some beef ♪

00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,553

♪ And pass it to the missus ♪

00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,181

♪ In case you haven't noticed

it's Jesus' birthday ♪

00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,058

♪ So get off your

heathen Hindu ass ♪

00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,228

♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪

00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,313

♪ Now, I heard that

in Japan ♪

00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,649

♪ Everyone just

lives in sin ♪

00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,902

♪ They pray to several Gods

and put needles in their skin ♪

00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,239

♪ On December 25th

all they do is eat a cake ♪

00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,991

♪ And that is why I go to Japan

and walk around and say... ♪

00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,790

♪ Hey there Mr. Shintoist,

Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪

00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,543

♪ God is gonna kick your ass

you infidelic pagan scum ♪

00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,381

♪ In case you haven't noticed

there's festive things to do ♪

00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,883

♪ So let's all rejoice for Jesus

Merry fuckin' Christmas to you ♪

00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,179

♪ On Christmas Day... ♪

00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,641

♪ I travel around the world

and say... ♪

00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,435

♪ Taoist, Krishnas, Buddists

and all you atheists too ♪

00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,356

♪ Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪

00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:20,318

♪ To you ♪

00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,321

Thank you, Mr. Hat.

00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,950

Frizzies at 11:00!

00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,161

Howdy-ho!

00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,460

♪ I saw three ships

come sailing in ♪

00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,629

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,840

♪ I saw three ships

come sailing in ♪

00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,384

♪ On Christmas Day

in the morning ♪

00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,261

♪ And what was in

those ships, all three ♪

00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,763

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,224

Shut up, turds!

00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,645

♪ --was in those ships,

all three ♪

00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,981

♪ On Christmas Day,

in the morning ♪

00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,983

♪ The Virgin Mary

and Christ were there ♪

00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,484

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,072

Shut up, turds!

00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,491

♪ Christ were there ♪

00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,535

♪ On Christmas Day,

in the morning ♪

00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,621

♪ Let us all

rejoice amen ♪

00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,456

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,293

I told you

to shut up!

00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,254

♪ --us all

rejoice, amen ♪

00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,548

♪ On Christmas Day,

in the morning ♪

00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,425

♪ Shelly is starting

to get pissed ♪

00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,510

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,930

♪ Shelly got up

and killed the turds ♪

00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,015

♪ On Christmas Day,

in the morning ♪♪

00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,224

Ahhhh!

00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,482

Golly, that

sure was swell.

00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,068

I'd say my Christmas special

is going super fantastic!

00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,198

But now it's time to hear from

perhaps the two most important people

00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,950

of the whole season.

00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,788

Hello, everyone, and

welcome to McKennicks.

00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,247

Now please put your hands

together and welcome

00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,751

Saint Nicholas

and Jesus Christ!

00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:02,629

Hello, everybody!

00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,547

How are y'all

doing tonight?

00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,759

Y'know Jesus, there've been

so many wonderful songs

00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,803

written about us

over the years.

00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,389

That's right, Santa,

and we love each and

every one of them.

00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,265

Like this one...

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♪ Joy to the world

for I have come ♪

00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,940

♪ Let Earth receive... ♪

00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:25,110

♪ Me ♪

00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,112

♪ Let every heart ♪

00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,531

♪ Prepare me room ♪

00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,448

♪ And heaven

and nature sing ♪

00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,533

♪ And heaven and

nature sing ♪

00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:32,701

♪ And heaven and

nature sing ♪

00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,035

♪ And heaven

and nature ♪

00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,454

♪ And heaven, and heaven

and nature sing ♪

00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,666

Y'know Jesus,

that is a nice song.

00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,918

But I like

this one.

00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,837

♪ Up on the house top

reindeer pause ♪

00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:44,963

♪ Out jumps good old ♪

00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,798

♪ Me ♪

00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,633

♪ Down through the chimney

with lots of toys ♪

00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,927

♪ All for the little ones'

Christmas joys ♪

00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,388

♪ Ho-ho-ho

who wouldn't go ♪

00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,807

♪ Ho-ho-ho

who wouldn't go ♪

00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,892

♪ Up on the house top

click-click-click ♪

00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,728

♪ Down through the chimney

with good old... ♪

00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,521

♪ Me ♪♪

- You get away!

00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,522

Go away?

00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,523

Get away!

00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,025

Where away?

00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,319

♪ Away in the manger

no crib for my bed ♪

00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,449

♪ That's where

cute little old me ♪

00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,160

♪ Laid down

my sweet head ♪

00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,912

♪ The stars in the sky

looked down where I lay ♪

00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,835

♪ Cute little 8-pound me

asleep in the hay ♪♪

00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,092

♪ O come all ye faithful

joyful and triumphant ♪

00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,765

♪ O come ye to Bethlehem

to see... me ♪

00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,016

Here's one--

00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,976

♪ Hark the herald

angels sing ♪

00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,562

♪ Glory to meeee... ♪

- It's my turn!

00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,647

♪ Silent night,

holy night ♪

00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,649

♪ All is calm

all is bright ♪

00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,943

♪ Round yon virgin

mother and me ♪

00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,279

I can't think of one--

00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,823

♪ Sleep in

heavenly peace ♪

00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,618

♪ Sleep in

heavenly peace ♪

00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,579

Okay Jesus, here's one

you might remember...

00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,332

♪ Her name is Rio

and she dances on the sand ♪

00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:08,171

♪ Just like that river twisting

through the dusty land ♪

00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,799

Santa, Santa, Santa... that's not

a Christmas song--

00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,510

I know, but there's, like,

300 Jesus Christmas songs

00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,720

and only 4 fucking

Santa ones.

00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:16,971

It's not fair,

just do it yourself.

00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,181

I'm leaving!

00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,641

Aww, c'mon, Santa!

You can't leave!

00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,476

No, fuck you, Jesus.

00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,436

But Santa...

00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,980

♪ The weather outside

is frightful ♪

00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,565

Awww...

00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,985

♪ But the fire

is so delightful ♪

00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:35,031

♪ Well, since I've

no place to go ♪

00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,576

♪ Let it snow

let it snow

let it snow ♪

00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,829

♪ It doesn't show

signs of stoppin' ♪

00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,498

♪ But I bought some corn

for poopity-poppin' ♪

00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,917

♪ The lights are

turned way down low, so ♪

00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,670

♪ Let it snow

let it snow

let it snow ♪

00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,089

♪ The fire is

slowly dyin' ♪

00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,217

♪ And my dear we're still

good-bye-be-byin' ♪

00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,594

♪ But as long as you

love me so ♪

00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,180

♪ Let it snow ♪

00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,642

♪ Let it snow ♪

00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,145

♪ Let it sno-ooow ♪

- ♪ Her name is Rio

and she dances

on the sand ♪

00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,199

Fighting frizzies

at 11:00!

00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,952

Howdy-ho!

00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,832

Well, I guess that's about

the end of my Christmas album.

00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,628

Gosh, it was sure nice

hanging out with y'all again.

00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,217

And I guess if there's just

one thing I have left to say,

00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,054

It would be this...

00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,807

♪ Have yourself

a merry little Christmas ♪

00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,731

♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪

00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,611

♪ From now on our troubles

will be miles away ♪

00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,122

♪ Here we are

as in olden days ♪

00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,419

♪ Happy golden days

of yore ♪

00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,509

♪ Faithful friends

who are dear to us ♪

00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,431

♪ Gather near to us

once more ♪

00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,856

♪ Through the years

we all will be together ♪

00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,655

♪ If the fates allow ♪

00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,410

♪ Hang a shining star

upon the highest bough ♪

00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,922

♪ And have yourself

a merry little Christmas ♪

00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,808

♪ Now... ♪♪

00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,019

Time to go,

Mr. Hankey.

00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,523

Goodbye, everybody!

00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,192

And Merry Christmas!

00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,236

Bye, Mr. Hankey!

00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,654

See ya next year!

00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,494

And now,

fighting the frizzies.

00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,958

♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,459

♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:35,003

♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,629

♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,548

♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,049

♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,968

♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,721

♪ With dreidel

I shall play... ♪♪

00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,311

Kick my ass, c'mon!

00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,353

Come on, come on.

00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:53,771

Oh, oh.

00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:12,555

♪ We've all heard of Rudolph

and his shiny nose ♪

00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,974

♪ And we all know Frosty

who's made out of snow ♪

00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:20,604

♪ But all of those stories

seem kind of gay ♪

00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,691

♪ 'Cause we all know who

brightens up our holiday... ♪

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♪ Mr. Hankey

the Christmas Poo ♪

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♪ Small and brown

he comes from you ♪

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♪ Sit on the toilet

here he comes ♪

00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,958

♪ Squeezin' 'tween

your festive buns ♪

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♪ A present

from down below ♪

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♪ Spreading joy

with a howdy-ho ♪

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♪ He's seen the love

inside of you ♪

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♪ 'Cause he's a

piece of poo ♪

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♪ Sometimes he's nutty

sometimes he's corny ♪

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♪ He can be brown

or greenish brown ♪

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♪ But if you eat fiber

on Christmas eve ♪

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♪ He might come to

your town ♪

00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,312

♪ Mr. Hankey

the Christmas Poo ♪

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♪ He loves me,

I love you ♪

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♪ Therefore, vicariouly

he loves you ♪

00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:09,028

♪ I can make

a Mr. Hankey, too ♪

[poot]

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Howdy-ho!

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♪ I'm Mr. Hankey

the Christmas Poo ♪

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♪ Seasons greetings

to all of you ♪

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♪ Let's sing songs

and dance and play ♪

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♪ Now before I melt away ♪

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♪ Here's a game

I like to play ♪

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♪ Stick me in your mouth

and try to say ♪

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♪ Howdy-ho and

yum-yum-yum ♪

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♪ Christmas time has come ♪

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♪ Sometimes he's runny

sometimes he's firm ♪

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♪ Sometimes he's

practically water ♪

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♪ Sometimes he hangs off

the end of your ass ♪

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♪ And won't fall

in the toilet ♪

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♪ 'Cause he's just

clinging to your sphincter ♪

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♪ And he won't drop off

so you shake your ass around ♪

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♪ And try to get it

to drop in the toilet ♪

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♪ And finally it does... ♪

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♪ Mr. Hankey

the Christmas Poo ♪

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♪ When Christmas leaves

he must leave too ♪

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♪ Flush him down

but he's never gone... ♪

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♪ His smell and his spirit

lingers on... ♪♪

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Howdy-ho!

00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,256

Howdy-ho, folks!

00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:12,883

We're gonna do something

a little bit different tonight!

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Instead of our normal thing,

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we're just gonna sit back and

enjoy some holiday songs!

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And if you don't like it...

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well, I guess you can

suck my tiny little balls.

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So, let's start off with

a festive Hanukkah song

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sung by my favorite Jewish

person in the whole world.

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Okay Ike,

you're my little brother,

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so I have to show you

how to celebrate Hanukkah.

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This is called

a "dreidel".

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You spin it

and see where it lands

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and you sing this song:

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♪ I have a

little dreidel ♪

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♪ I made it out of clay ♪

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♪ And when it's

dry and ready ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ Oh, dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,674

♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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Hey, what the hell

are you doing?

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Oh, hey, Cartman!

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We're playing dreidel,

you wanna try?

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Sure!

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♪ Here's a

little dreidel ♪

00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,933

♪ That's small and

made of clay ♪

00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,351

♪ But I'm not

gonna play with it ♪

00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,811

♪ 'Cause dreidels'

freakin' gay ♪

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Hey, shut your

mouth, fat ass!

00:03:07,897 --> 00:03:09,148

♪ Jews... ♪

00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,441

♪ Play stupid games ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ That's why

they're lame ♪

- ♪ Dreidel,

dreidel, dreidel ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

- ♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Play stupid games ♪

- ♪ Dreidel,

dreidel, dreidel ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

- ♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ That's why

they're lame ♪

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What's going on?

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Oh, it's that

Hanukkah thing.

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It's so amazing.

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You spin this

thing on the ground

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and it goes

'round and 'round.

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I could watch

it all day!

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Let me try!

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♪ I'll try to

make it spin ♪

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♪ It fell,

I'll try again ♪

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♪ Oh dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

- ♪ I'll try ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

- ♪ To make it spin ♪

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♪ It fell ♪

- ♪ Dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I'll try again ♪

- ♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ Oh, dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ Jews... ♪

- ♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Play stupid games ♪

- ♪ Dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,772

♪ Jews... ♪

- ♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ That's why

they're lame ♪

- ♪ Oh, dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

- ♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel

dreidel ♪

- ♪ Play stupid games ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

- ♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ That's why

they're lame ♪

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Hello, boys!

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Hi, Mom!

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Oh, how precious!

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You boys are all

playing dreidel!

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Now, you know,

that dreidel

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is a time-honored tradition

for the Hebrew people!

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Yes, we know

Mrs. Broflovski.

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It's so very

interesting!

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♪ Now when you want...

to make the dreidel spin ♪

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♪ You kno-ooow...

our people always win ♪

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♪ Keep spinning one,

to make the dreidel spin ♪

- ♪ Jews...

play stupid games ♪

00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:20,761

♪ You kno--ooow

our people always win ♪

- ♪ Jews... ♪

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♪ That's why

their lame ♪

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Oh, hi, Dad!

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Hello, everybody!

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Say, can I

join in?

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Sure!

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♪ I have a

little dreidel ♪

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♪ I made it

out of clay ♪

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♪ And when it's

dry and ready ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall-- ♪

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Everybody!

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[all singing their parts]

♪ Courtney Cox,

I love you ♪

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♪ You're so hot ♪

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♪ On that show ♪

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♪ Oh, dreidel

dreidel dreidel ♪

00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,826

♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,077

♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,745

♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ Courtney cox,

I love you ♪

00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,667

♪ You're so hot ♪

00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,210

♪ On that show ♪

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Dad?

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♪ Courtney ♪

- huh?

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We're singing

about a dreidel.

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Oh, sorry.

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We'll talk about this

later, Gerald!

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,847

♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,432

♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:07,850

♪ And with you

I shall play ♪

00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,810

♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,270

♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,022

♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:15,774

♪ And with you

I shall play... ♪♪

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Woo-hoo, golly!

That sure was fun!

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But now for our next song,

hold on to your bootstraps

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'cause we're going to

descend down into Hell!

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[sobbing and singing]

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♪ Oh tannenbaum,

oh tannenbaum ♪

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♪ Wie grun sind

deine blatter ♪

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♪ Oh tannenbaum,

oh tannenbaum ♪

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♪ Wie grun sind

deine blatter ♪

00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,907

♪ Du grunst nicht

nur zur sommerzeit ♪

00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:09,286

♪ Nein, auch im winter,

wenn es schneit ♪

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♪ Oh tannenbaum,

oh tannenbaum ♪

00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,129

♪ Wie grun sind

deine blatter ♪

00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,052

Hey, Hitler...

00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,470

What's the matter,

little guy?

00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,348

Oh, Satan...

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Der tannenbaum wie grun sind

deine blatter.

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Aw, you don't have

a Christmas tree?

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Auch im Winter,

wenn es schneit!

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Well I'll tell you what...

00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:43,487

Maybe we'll have ourselves

a little Christmas...

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Right here!

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C'mon, everyone,

gather 'round!

00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,743

♪ String up the lights

and light up the tree ♪

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♪ We're gonna make

some revelry ♪

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♪ Spirits are high

so I can tell ♪

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♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,626

♪ Demons are nicer

as you pass them by ♪

00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,878

♪ There's lots of

demon toys to buy ♪

00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,797

♪ The snow is falling

and all is well ♪

00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,716

♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,385

♪ There goes Jeffrey Dahmer ♪

00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,804

♪ With a festive

Christmas ham ♪

00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,683

♪ After he has sex with it

he'll eat up all he can ♪

00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:16,687

♪ And there goes John F. Kennedy

caroling with his son ♪

00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:19,189

♪ Reunited for the holidays

God bless us, everyone ♪

00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,110

♪ Everybody has

a happy glow ♪

00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:25,154

♪ Let's dance in blood

and pretend it's snow ♪

00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,156

♪ Even Mao Tse-tung

is under the spell ♪

00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,199

♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,536

Adolph, here's

a present for you!

00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:33,620

Oh!

00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,122

Au tannenbaum!

00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,707

Yes, au tannenbaum.

00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,127

♪ God cast me down

from Heaven's door ♪

00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,379

♪ To rule in Hell

forever more ♪

00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,006

♪ But now I'm kinda glad

that I fell ♪

00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,133

♪ 'Cause it's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,385

♪ Here's a rack to hang

the stockings on ♪

00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,929

♪ We still have to shop

for Ghengis Khan ♪

00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,347

♪ Michael Landon's

hair looks swell ♪

00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:55,309

♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:58,937

♪ There's Princess Diana

holding burning mistletoe ♪

00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,440

♪ Over poor Gene Siskel's head

just watch his weenie grow ♪

00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,194

♪ For one day

we all stop burning ♪

00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,945

♪ And the flames

are not so thick ♪

00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,615

♪ All the screaming and

the torture stops ♪

00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,617

♪ As we wait for

old Saint Nick ♪

00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,327

♪ So string up the lights

and light up the tree ♪

00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,412

♪ We're damned

for all eternity ♪

00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,706

♪ But for just one day

all is well ♪

00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,666

♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell ♪

00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,377

♪ Gather close together

and make it quick ♪

00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,713

♪ We've gotta make room

for Andy Dick ♪

00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,966

♪ Wake his mother

and ring the bell... ♪

00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,343

♪ It's Christmas time ♪

00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,344

♪ Christmas time ♪

00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,345

♪ Christmas time ♪

00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,346

♪ Christmas time ♪

00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,430

♪ Christmas time ♪

00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,473

♪ Christmas time ♪

00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:35,474

♪ Christmas time ♪

00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,100

♪ Christmas time ♪

00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:39,853

♪ It's Christmas time

in Hell!... ♪

00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:45,734

Merry Christmas,

movie house!

00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,950

Fighting the Frizzies

at 11:00!

00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,577

[bells jingling]

Howdy-ho!

00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,458

♪ Hark, hear the bells

sweet silver bells ♪

00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,002

♪ All seem to say

ding-dong 'm-kay ♪

00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,213

♪ Christmas is here

bringing good cheer ♪

00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,090

♪ To young and old

meek and the bold ♪

00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,842

♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong

that is their song ♪

00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:13,220

♪ This joyful ring

all caroling ♪

00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:14,930

♪ One seems to hear

words of good cheer ♪

00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,391

♪ From everywhere

filling the air ♪

00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:20,227

♪ Oh how they pound

raising the sound ♪

00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,896

♪ O'er hill and dale

telling their tale ♪

00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,606

♪ Gaily they ring

while people sing ♪

00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,984

♪ Songs of good cheer

Christmas is here ♪

00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,945

♪ Merry merry merry

merry Christmas ♪

00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,239

♪ Merry merry merry

merry Christmas ♪

00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:34,658

♪ On, on they send

on without end ♪

00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,077

♪ Their joyful tone

to every home ♪

00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,912

♪ Hark, hear the bells

sweet silver bells ♪

00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,748

♪ All seem to say

ding-dong 'm-kay ♪

00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,709

♪ On, on they send

on without end ♪

00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,461

♪ Their joyful tone

to every home ♪

00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,258

♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong ♪

00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,219

'm-kay!

00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,887

'm-kay!

00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,682

Well, that was nice

little song, wasn't it?

00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,059

But let's not forget

that for some people

00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,520

Christmas is about

the birth of Jesus.

00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,398

So now, here's a more

serious Christmas song

00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,151

sung by Eric Cartman.

00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:16,992

And...

00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,912

♪ Oh, holy night... ♪

00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,665

♪ The stars are

brightly shi-ning ♪

00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,837

♪ It is the night

of our dear savior's ♪

00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:34,217

♪ B-b-birth... ♪

00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,430

♪ Oh holy night... ♪

00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,684

♪ Something-something...

Something... ♪

00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,356

♪ It is the night with

the Christmas trees and pie ♪

00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,779

♪ Jesus was

born and ♪

00:10:57,658 --> 00:11:00,952

♪ So I get presents ♪

00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:04,956

♪ Thank you, Jesus ♪

00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,751

♪ For be-ing born ♪

00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,712

♪ Fall ♪

00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,047

♪ Fall ♪

00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,799

♪ On your knees ♪

00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,884

♪ On your knees ♪

00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,886

♪ And hear... ♪

00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,388

♪ Can't you hear ♪

00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,597

♪ The angels'-- ♪

00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,182

♪ --something ♪

00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,684

♪ Voices ♪

00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:25,811

♪ Oh night... ♪

00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:28,814

♪ Divine ♪

00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:33,819

♪ The night... ♪

00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:37,155

♪ When I

get presents ♪

00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,908

♪ Oh night... ♪

00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:45,122

♪ Divine... ♪

00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,835

♪ Oh night... ♪

00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,505

♪ Oh night divine... ♪

00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,014

AhH...

00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:07,310

Oh, boy, that was

a super song!

00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,730

And now, let's hear

from the school teacher

00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,566

Mr. Garrison.

00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,776

Okay children,

let's take our seats.

00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,445

Today we're gonna learn

how different cultures

00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,947

around the world

celebrate the holiday season.

00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,117

Now, pay attention.

00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,494

♪ I heard there is

no Christmas ♪

00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,788

♪ In the silly Middle East ♪

00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,166

♪ No trees, no snow,

no Santa Claus ♪

00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,418

♪ They have different

religious beliefs ♪

00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:35,172

♪ They believe in Mohammed

and not in our holiday ♪

00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,174

♪ And so every December ♪

00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,926

♪ I go to the

Middle East and say... ♪

00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,056

♪ Hey there Mr. Muslim

Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪

00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,349

♪ Put down that book

the Koran ♪

00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:49,770

♪ And hear some

holiday wishes ♪

00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,939

♪ In case you haven't noticed

it's Jesus' birthday ♪

00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,441

♪ So get off your

heathen Muslim ass ♪

00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,361

♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪

00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:02,282

♪ There is no holiday season

in India, I've heard ♪

00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,909

♪ They don't hang up

their stockings ♪

00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,869

♪ And that is just absurd ♪

00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,621

♪ They never read

a Christmas story ♪

00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,831

♪ They don't know what

Rudolph is about ♪

00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,334

♪ And that is why in December

I'll go to India and shout... ♪

00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,007

♪ Hey there Mr. Hinduist

Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪

00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,592

♪ Drink egg nog

and eat some beef ♪

00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,553

♪ And pass it to the missus ♪

00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,181

♪ In case you haven't noticed

it's Jesus' birthday ♪

00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,058

♪ So get off your

heathen Hindu ass ♪

00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,228

♪ And fuckin' celebrate ♪

00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:33,313

♪ Now, I heard that

in Japan ♪

00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,649

♪ Everyone just

lives in sin ♪

00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,902

♪ They pray to several Gods

and put needles in their skin ♪

00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,239

♪ On December 25th

all they do is eat a cake ♪

00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,991

♪ And that is why I go to Japan

and walk around and say... ♪

00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,790

♪ Hey there Mr. Shintoist,

Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪

00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,543

♪ God is gonna kick your ass

you infidelic pagan scum ♪

00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,381

♪ In case you haven't noticed

there's festive things to do ♪

00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,883

♪ So let's all rejoice for Jesus

Merry fuckin' Christmas to you ♪

00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,179

♪ On Christmas Day... ♪

00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,641

♪ I travel around the world

and say... ♪

00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,435

♪ Taoist, Krishnas, Buddists

and all you atheists too ♪

00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:16,356

♪ Merry fuckin' Christmas ♪

00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:20,318

♪ To you ♪

00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,611

[clapping]

00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,321

Thank you, Mr. Hat.

00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,950

Frizzies at 11:00!

00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,161

[jingling]

Howdy-ho!

00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,460

♪ I saw three ships

come sailing in ♪

00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,629

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,840

♪ I saw three ships

come sailing in ♪

00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,384

♪ On Christmas Day

in the morning ♪

00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,261

♪ And what was in

those ships, all three ♪

00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,763

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

- [snickering]

00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,224

Shut up, turds!

00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,645

♪ --was in those ships,

all three ♪

00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,981

♪ On Christmas Day,

in the morning ♪

00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,983

♪ The Virgin Mary

and Christ were there ♪

00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,484

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,361

[snickering]

00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,072

Shut up, turds!

00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,491

♪ Christ were there ♪

00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,535

♪ On Christmas Day,

in the morning ♪

00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,621

♪ Let us all

rejoice amen ♪

00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,456

♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

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[snickering]

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I told you

to shut up!

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♪ --us all

rejoice, amen ♪

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♪ On Christmas Day,

in the morning ♪

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♪ Shelly is starting

to get pissed ♪

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♪ On Christmas Day,

on Christmas Day ♪

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♪ Shelly got up

and killed the turds ♪

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♪ On Christmas Day,

in the morning ♪♪

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Ahhhh!

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Golly, that

sure was swell.

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I'd say my Christmas special

is going super fantastic!

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But now it's time to hear from

perhaps the two most important people

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of the whole season.

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Hello, everyone, and

welcome to McKennicks.

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Now please put your hands

together and welcome

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Saint Nicholas

and Jesus Christ!

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[applause]

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Hello, everybody!

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How are y'all

doing tonight?

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Y'know Jesus, there've been

so many wonderful songs

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written about us

over the years.

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That's right, Santa,

and we love each and

every one of them.

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Like this one...

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♪ Joy to the world

for I have come ♪

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♪ Let Earth receive... ♪

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♪ Me ♪

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♪ Let every heart ♪

[applause]

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♪ Prepare me room ♪

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♪ And heaven

and nature sing ♪

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♪ And heaven and

nature sing ♪

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♪ And heaven and

nature sing ♪

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♪ And heaven

and nature ♪

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♪ And heaven, and heaven

and nature sing ♪

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Y'know Jesus,

that is a nice song.

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But I like

this one.

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♪ Up on the house top

reindeer pause ♪

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♪ Out jumps good old ♪

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♪ Me ♪

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♪ Down through the chimney

with lots of toys ♪

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♪ All for the little ones'

Christmas joys ♪

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♪ Ho-ho-ho

who wouldn't go ♪

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♪ Ho-ho-ho

who wouldn't go ♪

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♪ Up on the house top

click-click-click ♪

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♪ Down through the chimney

with good old... ♪

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♪ Me ♪♪

- You get away!

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Go away?

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Get away!

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Where away?

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♪ Away in the manger

no crib for my bed ♪

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♪ That's where

cute little old me ♪

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♪ Laid down

my sweet head ♪

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♪ The stars in the sky

looked down where I lay ♪

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♪ Cute little 8-pound me

asleep in the hay ♪♪

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[applause]

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♪ O come all ye faithful

joyful and triumphant ♪

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♪ O come ye to Bethlehem

to see... me ♪

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Here's one--

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♪ Hark the herald

angels sing ♪

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♪ Glory to meeee... ♪

- It's my turn!

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♪ Silent night,

holy night ♪

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♪ All is calm

all is bright ♪

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♪ Round yon virgin

mother and me ♪

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I can't think of one--

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♪ Sleep in

heavenly peace ♪

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♪ Sleep in

heavenly peace ♪

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Okay Jesus, here's one

you might remember...

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♪ Her name is Rio

and she dances on the sand ♪

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♪ Just like that river twisting

through the dusty land ♪

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Santa, Santa, Santa... that's not

a Christmas song--

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I know, but there's, like,

300 Jesus Christmas songs

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and only 4 fucking

Santa ones.

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It's not fair,

just do it yourself.

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I'm leaving!

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Aww, c'mon, Santa!

You can't leave!

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No, fuck you, Jesus.

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But Santa...

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♪ The weather outside

is frightful ♪

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Awww...

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♪ But the fire

is so delightful ♪

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♪ Well, since I've

no place to go ♪

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♪ Let it snow

let it snow

let it snow ♪

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♪ It doesn't show

signs of stoppin' ♪

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♪ But I bought some corn

for poopity-poppin' ♪

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♪ The lights are

turned way down low, so ♪

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♪ Let it snow

let it snow

let it snow ♪

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♪ The fire is

slowly dyin' ♪

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♪ And my dear we're still

good-bye-be-byin' ♪

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♪ But as long as you

love me so ♪

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♪ Let it snow ♪

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♪ Let it snow ♪

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♪ Let it sno-ooow ♪

- ♪ Her name is Rio

and she dances

on the sand ♪

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[cheers and applause]

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Fighting frizzies

at 11:00!

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[jingling]

Howdy-ho!

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Well, I guess that's about

the end of my Christmas album.

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Gosh, it was sure nice

hanging out with y'all again.

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And I guess if there's just

one thing I have left to say,

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It would be this...

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♪ Have yourself

a merry little Christmas ♪

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♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪

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♪ From now on our troubles

will be miles away ♪

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♪ Here we are

as in olden days ♪

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♪ Happy golden days

of yore ♪

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♪ Faithful friends

who are dear to us ♪

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♪ Gather near to us

once more ♪

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♪ Through the years

we all will be together ♪

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♪ If the fates allow ♪

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♪ Hang a shining star

upon the highest bough ♪

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♪ And have yourself

a merry little Christmas ♪

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♪ Now... ♪♪

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Time to go,

Mr. Hankey.

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Goodbye, everybody!

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And Merry Christmas!

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Bye, Mr. Hankey!

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See ya next year!

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And now,

fighting the frizzies.

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall play ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ I made you

out of clay ♪

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♪ Dreidel dreidel dreidel ♪

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♪ With dreidel

I shall play... ♪♪

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Kick my ass, c'mon!

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Come on, come on.

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Oh, oh.